The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG - Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 236, Dirtbag Jeopardy with Merritt K

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

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You know the number 1-900 1-900-HOT-DAUGHT Welcome to the DocZone 9000, the official podcast of 1900hotdog.com, the last website dedicated to joy. The world crumbles around us, but there is always one number you can call for fun. 1900hotdog, that's the whole ad. Support us on Patreon, we're bad at monetizing. I'm TV's Sean Baby from the internet and my partner has a nearly great rating of almost on the maximum buns government registry.

He's Quizmaster Robert Brockway! 60% buns, baby! I'm Robert Brockway. Here's a Brockway fact. As a child, I tested at genius level IQ, and I was yanked out of school, and I was sent into a special school where children were being trained to build the future. And what I did there got me immediately expelled. school where children were being trained to build the future. And what I did there got me immediately expelled.

No follow-up questions. Oh, god, that's one that feels really real that you would have answers to. God damn it. Our guest is a writer, game developer, and fan favorite columnist right here at 1900 hot dog, a master of martial arts, as beautiful as she is deadly quiz master Merritt K hey glad to be back in the zone i think that's um maybe the nicest intro i've ever had on a podcast yeah i got almost buns what the fuck yeah i mean look i was in the gate program too but um i was trained to like kill an alien uh who was my teacher. It was a whole thing.

They made a documentary about it. That sounds like fun, but yeah, I didn't get to see that. Yeah, yeah. It's on Netflix, I think, if you look that up. I could see what I missed out on. Big smiley face on the alien, yeah. I was moved into sixth grade when I was in first grade, and what that did was taught me that many people

are worse than me and should not be dignified with respect. It took a little while to overcome that. I also didn't learn much. It's a sad story. I don't think we should do that to kids. A universal podcast of failed geniuses is what we're. Across the board. This is, hey, gifted kids, this is what you grow up to be.

This is what you use it for. Yeah. This is a cautionary tale. This isn't a podcast. Merritt, let's do some plugs. Can you tell people where they can find more of you? Yeah. I'm on blueskymerrittk.com and I started doing a podcast again. I used to do podcasts like a decade ago and then I kind of stopped for reasons that are unclear,

even to me. Because it's hard, I don't know. But I'm back on a show with two of my coworkers from Fan Byte, which is a video game website that I worked at for four years until everyone decided that that wasn't a job anyone could have anymore. And it's called, If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes. And it's mostly just like fun comedy mess around stuff.

We have a Patreon because that's the only way anyone makes money off of podcasts anymore. I think that the days of the mattress sponsorships and the loot crates, those are long gone. Damn. And I wouldn't probably want to do that, even if it were an option. Well, you're a warrior now. You don't sleep on a mattress. No,. And I wouldn't probably want to do that, even if it were an option. Well, you're a warrior now.

You don't sleep on a mattress. No, yeah, I don't. I just sleep on a, actually, I did sleep for a while when I was sort of in flux, moving different places. I was sleeping on a tatami, not tatami mat, a Japanese futon on the floor, but not on a tatami mat weave warrior....tommy mat. I don't recommend it. No, I wasn't kidding though. Listeners, Merritt is on a martial arts journey doing the BJJ, the Muay Thai.

Yeah. I saw you cranking out some pull-ups the other day on your blue sky. That was pretty excellent. Yeah. Someone did point out that I'm doing them wrong, which is... Of course they did. Of course they did. No matter what you do, someone will tell you that.

A fitness thing that I'm sort of realizing that, yeah. So, I mean, but that was helpful. I widen up for the back, but yeah, I've been doing kickboxing for about a year and BJJ for like three months. And yeah, it turns out I'm just like a late in life jock, I think, and I'm okay with that. I think it's fine.

We need to de-stigmatize it. Agreed. I think that's what pull-ups are for is for somebody to tell you you're doing them wrong. I've never seen a video of any, I've seen videos of people doing pull-ups when I was trying to learn how to like proper form to do them and every single time, didn't matter.

It looked like impeccable to me. And there's somebody in there like, in proper form. He's got the elbows bent on a scent. You're supposed to do it without bending your elbows? What? Yeah, great form if you want to rip your elbows out of your sockets, idiot. Foolish fool. Yeah, I don't know.

It's fun though, and my coach is a guy who I think did one UFC fight and got bonked pretty bad and was like, Oh, this isn't worth concussions. It's like, this isn't, Oh, no, no, this is worth that. Uh, his name is Jeff Joslin. Uh, he did one fight against, uh, I forget who, um, back in like the two thousands or something, but kind of wisely was like, yeah, I don't want to be one of the guys who's in the meat grinder, like why am I not one of the fun ones then not one of the fun ones like fighting a sumo or a ninja?

No, I think he got in after It stopped being fun. I mean, it's still fun definition of fun, I guess but it's not like people people have figured out like what worked by that point and Right. Yeah, he got I'm only into it for like the gotcha Mechanic of like am I gonna get a sumo or a ninja or something? Like, I know you don't always get them, but there should be like a 30% chance like, oh shit, yeah, I got a ninja.

I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna play with this guy. I mean, I feel like we've moved past that, but I guess like, cause you guys did that an episode on that Spanish thing a while ago. Yeah, they tried a little bit. Mad Dog or Wild Dog or something. Dog Fight Wild Tournament, yeah.

I don't think you could do like a 1993 UFC without like exploiting the mentally ill. Like to find a true pure ninja who doesn't know how to do MMA, yeah. Like you're finding a crazy person. You're doing a Street Beefs. Right. Yeah, that's what it is.

All right, retract all of my comments. Brockway, I know that you are legally required to plug your book, so I think we should plug your book. Yeah, I have a new book. That's a fucking sweet plug. Thanks, man. If you're not gonna do it, I mean, I'll plug it. I'll plug your book.

I'm not legally required to. So like, I'm- gonna do it. I mean, I'll plug it. I'll plug your book. Please. I'm not legally required to. Neither am I. In the spirit of today's game, Merit, I'll allow you to steal. I'll allow you to steal Brockway's plug. Yeah, thank you. Robert Brockway has a new book coming out

that is called, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200. Is that the exact title? He won't tell me. I don't know. I have one where I'll kill your imaginary friend for $195 some would say it's a good and a betrayal. Yeah, but I did prices writers collectors editions gold foil It's called I will kill your imaginary friend for $200. It comes out in January, but books, you know how books work now

Hopefully you have to preorder them. We need the audience to pre-order the book. Uh, and it's, I read it and, um, it's very funny and sweet and kind of nails. I think a lot of like disaffected, like latchkey kid, uh, experience while also doing this thing of like, if you, like, if you like this podcast, you listener, I'm speaking directly into your ears now. Uh, if you like this podcast, there's a lot of stuff you like in this book. There's a lot of like little hot dog, Easter eggs, and I don't know,

growing up as a child today seems insane. Yeah. And this book just seems to really, really get it. And yeah, I loved it. What a wonderful plug. Legally, I just like to remind everybody I did not do that. It was a great plug. It doesn't count.

Lawyers continue writing your paperwork against Brockway. Great plug, Smarrott. Terrible job, Brockway. Today, we're playing Dirtbag Jeopardy! The exciting high stakes game show where the winner wins and the loser dies and if you die in Dirtbag Jeopardy you die in regular Jeopardy. We all know how this works but it's nothing like that. Each contestant takes turns selecting a category.

We're not doing the answer in the form of the question thing. If you answer wrong, your opponent can steal. Here are the categories in the first round. Dolomite, Liar Landmine, Revenge of the Nerds, a little something like this, Jackie Chan, and ET. That last one, is that combined category? Is the category Jackie Chan and ET? That last one, is that combined category? Is the category Jackie Chan and ET? No, no, those are two different categories.

OK. But that would be a fun movie. Because they both have childlike wonder. It's what I'm calling it. Yeah. Let's plug your next book, Jackie Chan meets ET. Jackie Chan is ET, man. Oh, shit, that's so much better. Okay, Merit, you're our guest.

Okay, please select a category. So I fear ET. And I always have but that means that I've had to learn a lot about him. So I'm gonna go with ET. Okay, ET. He's the extraterrestrial. In 1984, and again in 1987, one country made two brazen, ludicrous ET knockoffs called Body and Homoti. Name that country. There's only one country that I know of that was just like really cranking them out in the 80s. So I'm gonna go with Italy.

It's not Italy. Broccoli, chance to steal. Turkey? It's Turkey. Fuck yeah. That is,, chance to steal. Turkey? It's Turkey. Fuck yeah. That is point for Brokway. I love a Turkish movie. A good Turkish knockoff movie is almost always better

than the original. A Turkish movie feels like a knockoff of an Italian knockoff. It's like, you got the Xerox, the Xerox quality there. Yeah. It's down the knockoff. In Turkish Star Wars, they have a big old plywood lightsaber and in halfway to the movie, Cuneyt Arkeen, uh, who's kind of like, I don't know how you describe him.

Like the Turkish Gerard Depardieu, uh, he melts down the, he melts down the lightsaber into karate gloves. And the rest of the movie is all shot on trampolines with him karate chopping shit with his lightsaber karate gloves. Fuck yeah. Yes. Fuck yeah. Yes. Fuck yeah, Terry. Okay, Brockway, your turn to select.

I'll take Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan has played a real historical figure named Wong Fei Hung twice. When Jackie portrays him, what is the source of his kung fu power? Liquor, baby. That's exactly right. Straight booze, baby.

For some reason, when Jackie Chan plays Wong Fei Hung, he decides he gets his powers from getting tore up. Is that Drunken Master or is that like a different thing? Drunken Master, yeah. Drunken Master, Drunken Master 2. Wait, so that was a real guy? That was a real guy. There's a thousand Kung Fu movies made about that guy, but only Jackie Chan made him drunk.

Wait, hold on. Made him just drunk, but a real embarrassing. That kind of changes a lot about that movie, because. Yeah. It's like, hey, what if there's a guy who is wicked cool about he drank and he got better at fighting? And what if, oh yeah, hey, it was this guy. This guy drank a fuck ton.

You can't prove he didn't. And that guy was Henry Ford was that guy. Beautiful. God. It's your turn to pick Matt. Yeah, okay. So we've got what, what are the other categories that we haven't picked?

Dolomite, liar landmine, revenge of the nerds, and a little something like this. I'm gonna go with A Little Something Like This. Fantastic, you're gonna love this. In this category, I will name a celebrity and a situation and you must give the correct answer of what that would sound like. So first up in The Little Something Like This,

Macho Man Randy Savage negotiating peace on Naboo. I gotta really dig down. I think that would go a little something like this. Now listen up here you Asian American stereotypes, brother, you gotta let that trade blockade go. I can't think of anything else that Macho Man says. That's kind of an ultimate warrior ending, I liked that. That is absolutely correct.

I also would have accepted. Oh yeah, macho man gonna give it to you straight gun gang. Gonna drop the elbow on your tree blockade now boo. Yeah, that would have been good. That was his thing, right? The elbow. I wasn't allowed to watch wrestling, so I pieced it together like a... I'm so happy I didn't get that. Yeah, well, I said that was the landmine really. That was the landmine. So that must mean the landmine so that must mean the landmines are safe

I'm gonna go for the landmines. Mm-hmm. You're not gonna like this in this category I will slowly read you a series of true facts about a subject right up until I don't when I lie to you Call me a liar or die. These are real Dennis Miller tweets So I'm still strong right now. Just dislodged one of Biden's hair plugs on the tarmac at the morrow, hashtag Sandy. Bloomberg is the only mayor in New York history who could have lost a jump ball to Abe Beam. The next season opens in five days, they'll be out of the playoffs in seven. It used to be called the fog of war under this administration, it's been tweaked to

read the Brown Smoke Award, hashtag Benghazi. Liar. Not a lie. Damn administration. It's been tweaked to read the Brown Smoke Award hashtag Ben Gassi. Liar. Not a lie. Damn. Real tweet. It's gotta be real. All right, Matt. It's now to you. It's when the era in New York that an up-brist, Frankfurter, Ignatius J. Reilly, SBD hashtag Sandy. Did you ever notice people who have

never heard of Confederacy of Dunces are oft times dunces? It's gotta be that. That's not this real, that's a real tweet. He's indistinguishable from parody. It's the hardest. Yeah, no, this is literally impossible. Yep, that's what Jason said.

You played, you made me and Jason do this. It was impossible then, it's impossible now. I didn't think he would be a big John Kennedy tool head, but apparently, or no, I mean, you know, he hasn't necessarily read it. He just knows there's a book called that. That's a good thing to reference. Yeah, it's just a, it's a Dennis Miller trap.

The whole title is a Dennis Miller trap. Okay, Merritt, I think it's your turn to pick. Oh my God. Who's the first, the very first category? Dolomite. See, we've already had to do voices once and I'm really worried about. I promise I will not make anyone do the Dolomite voice.

Unless they want to. And? And what? And you won't do it yourself. Was the next part of that sentence. I mean, that's the real danger, but we're gonna- Okay. No, I'm gonna pick Dolomite.

Okay. Dolomite's his name, fucking up motherfuckers is his game. In a joke, two soldiers returned from Vietnam, a white soldier and a black soldier. The black soldier wanted to count out money from the head of his dick down to his nuts. Mm-hmm, yeah, normal. What amount did he use to count out money from the head of his dick down to his nuts. Mm-hmm, yeah, normal.

What amount did he use to count the money? What amount did he use? What amount? Of his dick? He wanted an amount of money. He wanted an amount of money stacked on the head of his dick down to his nuts. He requested this of the United States president

who agreed, what was that amount of money? Man, I'm no good with the metric system. Yeah, I'm trying to do math. I'm even trying to visualizing this. This is like a logic problem. Quarters? I don't know. How many quarters?

100 quarters or something. I don't know how many. 100 quarters? OK. Brockway, that is not correct. It's your chance to steal. $1.75. Does this work on is not correct. It's your chance to steal. Uh, a dollar 75. Does this work on prices?

Right. It's really close. I'll let Dolomite explain. I have a clip. They asked the brother said, well, brother, what do you want? He said, I want me a dollar and a half from the head of my dick down to my nuts. Then look at the brother said, brother, don't you want no more than that? He said, no, that's all I want. He laid out that old big long dick and they put one dollar and a half at the head of it.

Put another dollar and a half on it, another dollar and a half, another dollar and a half, another dollar and a half, another dollar and a half. Where is your nutse? He said in Vietnam. He said, in Vietnam. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! A dollar and a half. American treasure. The answer was a dollar and a half.

That was kind of like a zag. Like, that was like a kind of like, it kind of had a turn, which I appreciated. Because you'd expect him to say Vietnam. You're like, well, that's always not going to be the punch line. And then it's the punch line. You're like, god damn it.

You got me again, Dolemite. Like, oh, it's like a dick joke. It's also like a war memeing joke, which is cool. I also like the idea that like, the logistics of the joke is very funny to me because a dollar and a half is a weird unit of measurement. But also like, he pulls it out and they still like haven't examined the entire thing.

They're just like, all right, we'll start stacking before we look down the entirety of this man's pubis. Like it's a game show. Like, just like, all right, we'll start stacking before we look down the entirety of this man's pubis. Like it's a game show. Like just like keep going, keep going. The amount of resistance, I know it's a joke. You maybe cut that part out in the retelling of the joke, but the amount of resistance they put up to this bargain suggests that this is not their first time.

They're like, he's invoked the dull and her half dick clause, I see. And I think the president himself was putting it on there. Which again, I feel like you'd make the vice president do that. But according Price's right rules, I definitely win that. Yeah, absolutely. You know what, you're right. I'll give you a point.

Part of Dirtbag Jeopardy is negotiating. So now it is Brockway's turn to pick. Revenge of the Nerds. God, I'm terrible with that movie though. I've seen that movie once and it was more than I needed to. Yeah, you might remember this though. When the Piadel to Pi sorority pranked the film's heroes with a stampede of pigs, how did they get revenge?

Sexually assaulting their women? That's what I was gonna steal. I will accept that. They broke into their homes, stole their underwear, installed cameras, filmed them changing clothes, and then sold nude pictures of them for charity. Full points, baby. Full points.

There was a little chasing and sex crime in the process of stealing their underpants. It's not like they went in there in a stealth mission. This was a panty raid, which was just a thing they said as if we would know what that means. Or that had ever happened. Which implies that, I guess they just did that

in the early 80s, that you would just run into a place where women lived and steal their underpants. And they would find it adorable. They would be like, oh, those boys. Yep. No charges were filed. They went to the same event the next day. Everyone knows what their faces looked like.

They sold pictures of the crime they committed. Meredith, it's your turn to pick. Well, let's just do ET again. This ET knockoff dressed up like a teddy bear and did an extended dance scene at a McDonald's. This, you go too easy with these questions. You gotta make these questions more difficult because I owned Mac and me on VHS as a child

and watched it dozens of times. And when that clip started becoming popular with Paul Rudd on Conan, I was like, oh, Mac and Me, because I had seen the whole film probably like 10 or more times. There's many other parts. Did that scene ever get normal? I mean, but there's other parts too.

Like the dad gets a gun at one point, like not a human dad, like an alien dad gets a gun. And he looks real fucked up, like you would shoot him without the gun. Oh, absolutely. I think they drink Coca-Cola out of the liquid core of their planet. I might have misremembered that, but I'm pretty sure that that's... That doesn't quite sound, I do remember something about Coke.

They love Coca-Cola. It is Mac and Me. Yeah, it is Mac and Me. 100%. You win a point. Question before we move on. Paul Rudd started doing that way early on Conan, right? It feels like, yeah, he's been doing it for a long time. 15, 20 years. Since like 90s, early 2000s? Got enough of him, yeah, sure. Was that enough to like, that was so far back

that it was still really special when like somebody referenced something that you thought was private to you? Did you fall in love with Paul Rudd at that moment? Oh, that's a good question. Yeah. I'm looking at my Paul Rudd tattoo right now and that is not a joke, verbal contract, okay, 2025.

You have a Paul Rudd tattoo? I have a Paul Rudd tattoo. Yeah, yeah. Wow. And is it because of Mac and me? It's early enough in the culture. It's not not because of Mac and me. This is beautiful. When somebody finds that spot, you're just like,

well, this is my person. Yeah, that was like an interesting moment when that could still happen. And now it just can't happen anymore because everyone talks to everyone and everyone's online. And when people are like, did anyone ever watch it? Like, yeah, everyone did that. Everyone did it.

Now instead of finding a private relationship that only you know and can treasure, you'll find 600 freaks in a Discord somewhere and you'll change your whole life to fit into that Discord and it'll take over your brain and you'll commit some crimes. Yeah, or you'll find a Wikipedia page that's longer than most historical events and real places, documenting every episode of Captain Power. Let's go back to GeoCities, baby! Take us back to GeoCities. God, I'd love that.

Brock, it's your turn to pick. I'm never gonna pick a little something like this. Let's do Dolomite. In the film Dolomite II, The Human Tornado, Rudy Ray Moore performs many of his own stunts and martial arts feats. What did he wear to protect himself when he threw himself down a hill in the opening scene? Absolutely nothing. That's exactly right.

He was balls ass nude, jumped out and showed you to freeze frame. He's like, y'all don't think I did this? Sorry, I almost did the voice. I was right on the edge. It's not enforceable. There's no way I'm going to be able to stop you from doing the voice when you rip the whole category. He would love it. I met Dolomite. I did not do the voice when I met Dolomite, but I think he would approve. Yeah, he would have loved it.

Merit, your turn to pick. In the interest of suffering, I'm going to pick a little something like this again. Oh, hell yeah. OK. Bill Cosby, is it tall enough to ride a roller coaster? No. No. No.

I'm so glad I didn't get that. So you're sure. Brockway, you have a chance to steal? Sorry. What's the actually, what's the full, what's the full thing? Maybe the context will make it better somehow in some way that no one could possibly predict. OK. So Brockway, you have a chance to steal? Sorry, what's the full thing? Because maybe the context will make it better somehow in some way that no one could possibly predict.

Okay, Bill Cosby isn't tall enough to ride a roller coaster. He was done. I thought there was more. Ah gee, ah gee, I'm too short. Ah beans. I can't get on the dang roller coaster because of how short I am. I wish I was taller and then I didn't do

all those sex crimes too. It's not really related to the height thing, but. I like the reflection. Oh, piss. Piss. Because yeah, he was a clean comic. He was, he really fought for decency while he was doing all those sex crimes.

Right, yeah, yeah. I'm going to give you points. I thought, I think that was something Bill Cosby would never say and not how he would say it, but I liked the sentiment. I love this, this is a valid strategy. Broadway will refuse to steal. Yeah, this is a valid strategy.

You can just get free points by running. Yeah, I just keep taking that category and just getting canceled. The correct answer the judges told me was, if you're taking two account, I am wearing the pajama pants and those shoes you can see. I would normally be tall enough for the rollercoaster

to be produced. I'm glad I didn't get that answer correct. I'm going to give Merritt a point for that. Brockway, it is your turn. I'll take Jackie Chan. Oh, this one, I might as well just give you the point. After Jackie broke his ankle jumping onto hovercraft on the set of Realm of the Bronx.

Big shoe. Ha ha ha. One the Bronx. Big shoe. One big shoe. Big shoe. They painted his cast like a shoe and he threw him in the fucking water. And he did it anyway. We all knew, we'd all know the answer.

I just like to talk about how he broke his goddamn ankle and they're like, well, I mean, you got that water, this barefoot water skiing scene today. I'll just paint it like a big shoe. And it's really, if you go watch that, go watch the outtakes, if you have, if for some reason you haven't seen it, go watch all of Rumble in the Bronx

and then watch the outtakes. It's funnier, like at least five times funnier than you're picturing. You're picturing like, oh, okay, that sounds kind of funny that they'd paint the cast like a big shoe. No, it's way funnier than that. Like it's a Reebok, they put the Reebok, it's great.

He's probably like one inch shorter on that side now. Like if you went to the doctor and said, hey, I broke my ankle today, but I gotta do my barefoot water skiing later, the doctor would like think you were kidding. Yeah, he would. He'd say, that's a fucking dark joke, man. You can't do it, for the record, you can't do that.

I mean, Jackie Chan killed him in the ladder. First, don't get that wet. Don't get the cast wet is like the most obvious thing I have to say to you. Jackie's like, got it, plastic bag, paint the plastic bag. Yeah, just cover it up like a grade school child who wants to go in the waiting pool, right? I don't think they even did that.

I think he got that cast wet as shit. It's what I think he did. Yeah, that's exactly what he did. Merit, your turn to pick. I can't, it's not gonna be worse than that. Crime strategy. It couldn't be worse than that, probably. And I mean, like, look, we can,

oh, I want to give you a point for that one also, if that's within my power for the last answer. Oh, thank you. I'll take a point. Yeah, no problem. Let's do that same category. Okay. Michael Jackson being hunted by the predator.

I'm sorry. I am seeing a pattern here. There are a couple of sex criminals in the list. They have interesting voices. There are a couple of like, you know, there's a whole debate, like, is it okay to do an impersonation of someone of a different race if the impersonation is just their distinctive voice,

which like, I'm not comfortable doing it, but I'm also not the arbiter of if that's okay or not. I think I am. I think Dolan might put me in charge when we're done. These are all impressions that Sean can do and probably shouldn't. So get ready for the shack. Now, it's what you're playing.

You're playing the- That is the thousand dollar question. It's a valid strategy. 100%. But there's what you're playing. You're playing the thousand dollar strategy. 100%. There's a landmine. You, is it correct that you were Michael Jackson for Halloween on some number of years? Many, many times.

Yes. Which Michael Jackson? I generally did black or white era Michael Jackson because it's the easiest costume. But I do have a smooth criminal suit. I think I've been the bad Michael Jackson. Never did blackface. Well, yeah.

That's the other thing about post-90s Michael, you don't have to. My white skin was already perfect for it. What's he doing, getting killed by the predator? He's being hunted by the predator, yeah. He's being hunted by the predator. I don't know, what does Michael Jackson even sound like? It's been so long.

I feel like we just all miss him so much. Why do I keep doing this to myself? Gotta just boldly jump in. You are my mother fucker. I'm already giving you points. If there's more, please, but it's points. I think that might be it. I can't think of any classic predator quotes at this point

that are related to the actual predator hunting park. The bleats we can kill it. That's true. There's that. Yeah. Get to the chopper. Sure. Come on, kill me.

There's something out there waiting for us. And it ain't no man. We're all gonna die. There, I'm done. It ain't no man. Oh, so you're doing like the... Yeah, okay. I was doing sort of the interview regular talking.

Sure, no, I mean... Open to interpretation. It was your answer. Yeah, surely. It's a multiple route, yeah. I might give you some extra points for taking so many directions. Brockway, your turn to pick. You're not gonna give us the correct answer? Oh, oh, yeah. I might give you some extra points for taking so many directions. Brockway, your turn to pick. You're not gonna give us the correct answer?

Oh, oh sure, okay. I didn't have anything prepared. I've been watching us. He's not a man. What if it bleeds? We can kill the man. Shymoan. Now I'm entirely thrown because I thought

this whole thing was just an excuse for you to do a series of prepared impressions. No, this is just like what happens when I open my brain and let my fingers type. I do like the idea of Michael Jackson meeting the Predator though, like doing like an ET like collab style thing with the Predator. Trying to defeat him with love and friendship. Right. Yeah. I think he'd probably be trying to save ET from the predator Mmm. Oh god. I just realized predator likes to record shit and mimic it

You imagine predator jumping through the trees invisible to scream and Michael Jackson shit Surely that's how Michael Jackson would defeat him. There's something to those trees. It sounds like Michael Jackson Stop. It's been anyone those trees. It sounds like Michael Jackson. Stop. Did anyone else just hear a shamone? She said the jungle shamoned on her. She's not making any sense. She said the jungle shamoned on her? I'm having a really nice time.

This is a good game. Yeah. Brockway, your turn. I got burned on it last time, but let's try it again. Let's try Liar Landmine. OK. Another Predator question. This is lucky.

OK. In officially licensed products, the Predator has faced off against Gary Busey, Batman, the Transformers, Spider-Man. Liar. Archie. No way. It was not a lie. Really? Merit, your chance to steal. Do you think I was lying. Archie. No. No way. It was not a lie.

Really? Merit your chance to steal. Do you think I was lying with Archer? No, I know for a fact that Archie is true. All right, then I'll continue. Topher Grace, Magnus robot fighter, Tarzan, Judge Dredd. Tarzan. Nope, he fought Tarzan.

God damn it. He fought the Terminator. He fought Superman. The fake one was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which is a full trap because who, of course he fought Ninja Turtles, but he never did. Right. Yeah, that's the one. I would not have guessed that.

Yeah, that was a tough one. Yeah, I know he like, did he kill Archie? I forget, or just like. I can't remember what the bit was. I could tell from the cover, I was like, oh, they're in on the joke. I need Superman versus Quick Bunny. I can't imagine what the bit was. I could tell from the cover, I was like, oh, they're in on the joke. I need Superman versus Quick Bunny. I can't imagine Marvel approving.

Spider-Man? Yeah. No, it's awesome. There's like a serial killer predator. And so he's kind of killing guys in the subway like a maniac. And then the other predators came down from space to stop him because they're like,

no, this guy's fighting like a maniac, not a hunter. But also Craven's involved now because Craven's like, oh, this hunter rules. I got to hunt this super awesome hunter. Is that the rule that you have to, you have to hunt the hunter? Like you couldn't just be bros. You couldn't just be like finally a kindred spirit and then just like grab a beer with the predator.

Nobody grabs a beer with the predator. I would have been okay with that too. Yeah, but that's not the direction they went. Merritt, your turn. Predator versus beer. Yeah, I mean, it could just open it, you know, with its little, what do you call those? Mandibles?

Just pop the cap off there with the mandibles, you know. If it pees, we can kill it. Does the Predator have like normal? Yeah, that's just thinking. Yeah, is it normal piss or like? Bright green. Acid. Bright green. Absolutely bright green. Predator, your, wait, no., is it normal piss or like? Bright green. Acid. Bright green, absolutely.

Predator urine, wait no, fuck it. Did you just Google predator urine? No, no, don't be alarmed though, it's just bottles of coyote urine. Yeah, you will just get the hunting. Yeah. Thank God, thank God for that. No, no, no, what you wanna do is search yautja urine

because that's what the yautja is, they call themselves. Why don't I do that? That's the the Yautja is. They call themselves. Why don't I do that? That's the non-racist way. Yeah, right. The racist way. Predator is like, we're all predators here. Like what, we have other jobs.

None of us are accountants just cause you live in safari land all you ever see. We prefer indigenous star monsters. So I'm gonna do, I'll do ET again. This country's ET knockoff came out in 1997 and was named Koki. To show he has special abilities, he shatters the spine of a purse snatcher

with his alien powers. Okay, well, I'm not, 97 is too late for Italy. What was the other one? Where was the other one from? Turkey was the first one. Philippines? That's exactly right.

Yes, yes, I definitely have. I haven't seen it. I didn't own it on VHS as a child, but I have, I'm aware of it. Rockwell, your turn. It could be Dolomite again. Both Petey Wheatstraw, the devil's son-in-law and the avenging disco godfather end the same way.

How? With Dolomite showing up? I guess I counted Rudy Raymore and Dolomite sort of as the same entity here. I guess that was my answer. Merritt, you have a chance to steal. Sir, what are the films? Petey Wheatstraw, the Devil's son-in-law and the avenging disco godfather.

Uh, dance off, dance scene, big dance scene. A good guess, no. Freeze frame of Rudy Ray Moore shrieking in deranged terror. It's kind of how human tornado ended. Hold on. Not exactly, that was- Half a point?

I get it. Because he's there? No, no. Technically correct. He was there, you're right, but he was also there the whole movie, so. Yeah, and he still showed up. He still showed up, man. Yeah, he stayed all the way to the end of the movie.

That's a commitment. I'll call it point oh one points. If we have a near miss later, then I consider also this. How many cameos did he not show up for? As in he just he showed up. I'll give you a sentence or whatever. 50 bucks and then I'm out. He showed up for those.

Well, these were like written and directed by him. Yeah, he bucks, and then I'm out. He showed up for those. Well, these were written and directed by him. Yeah, he showed up. I'm still impressed. He did. He showed up. Okay. Half a point. You're still... Okay, half a point. Fuck yeah. The relentless rules lawyering that God brought way out of promoting his book is on full display in this game.

Merit, it is your turn to pick. Okay, let's get off ET. Let's do Liar Landmine again. We're talking about deadly Canadian striker from UFC3, Harold Howard. We start the dramatic game of Liar Landmine now. In his second ever pro fight, he had a victory over legendary UFC Hall of Famer,

Hoist Gracie. He once drove his car into a casino. I believe that. He was charged with two counts of attempted murder. I believe that is also true. He is the final boss of the 1995 Windows fighting game, Expect No Mercy. I think that also might be true.

He lost three fights in a row by submitting to punches. I think that's probably be true. He lost three fights in a row by submitting to punches. I think that's probably also true. He attacked his sister and nephew with a hammer. Yeah, didn't he go to jail for that? He announced he wanted to bring the karate aspect back to Jujitsu. Sure, yeah, definitely he did that. He earned a golden globe for having sex with a cantaloupe.

Okay, this feels like a trap. That's it. That was the landmine. I'm going to not give you a point because you should have said liar faster than that. Okay. See, I thought it was a trap. I was like, is there some reality in which this could be? I'm in your head now.

Yeah, you are. It's, um, yeah. Now he is the guy who did the weird flip. Is that what happened? Yeah, he tried to do a flash kick. Yeah, yeah. He tried to do a reverse flash kick. He held down and hit up and kick.

Yeah, that kicks ass. He rolls. Sorry, I followed him mostly for all like the, the attempted murder and stuff. Didn't know he tried to do a flash kick. So I'm, I'm unfollowing him now. Yeah. It's the only reason I follow him because what if it had worked?

It didn't. Not even close. It didn't. But everybody would be talking about it for the rest of their lives. If it had worked. I loved, uh, that he, as soon as you punch him in the face, he gives up. But the first time he did that, he like held out his hand, like, like warrior to warrior, you beat the best kid.

I'm like, I give up, stop warrior to warrior, you beat the best kid. And like, I give up, stop hitting me. Great work out there, kid. It's just, it was so funny to me. All right, Merritt, your turn to pick. Oh, I'm sorry. That was my turn, yeah. Well, probably gonna regret it.

Let's do Revenge of the Nerds again. We haven't done that in a little bit. This is a nice one. There are four films in the Revenge of the Nerds series. Name one of the subtitles of the sequels. Ooh, Nerd Strike Back? That's not correct. Merit, For the Steal.

Yeah, Strike Back, isn't it? And it can't be Revenger because that's, I don't know, Electric Boogaloo. That's not any. Nerds in Paradise, The Next Generation, and Nerds in Love. It's not a funny one, I just, it's a trap because you thought it was gonna be all sex crime questions. There were four. there were four.

Merit, it's your turn to pick. You're looking up, Revenge of the Nerds. No, I'm trying to figure out what I was thinking of. Uh, it turns out it was some bullshit. Well, let's do Jackie Chan. In the film, Who Am I? Jackie Chan's character had two names. Give me them both.

This is my favorite trivia question. Jackie. That's one. And Chan. Well, that's one of the names. Jackie Chan plays Jackie Chan. What's the other thing they call him in the movie, Who Am I?

I know Brockway is just like screaming internally because obviously- And externally soon. Yeah. Um. It's, wait what? I'm stealing. I thought they were both just Jackie Chan, but steal please.

Who am I?, what? I thought they were both just Jackie Chan, but steal please. Who am I? Wait, what? That's exactly right. Hey, who am I? That's his name? That's his name. And when he jumps on top of a pole to scream. He jumps down a building and that.

He runs straight, runs down a skyscraper. World's dumbest building, it just runs down a skyscraper. Brockway, your turn to pick. Let's do ET, I don't think I've done ET yet. Los Nuevos Extraterrestres was originally gonna be what kind of movie before they quickly pivoted mid-production to a shameless ripoff of ET.

Wow, what would you pivot to? What could you pivot to? Pivot from. Yeah, they were making a different movie. ET came out there like, oh fuck, we gotta make this a new ET. Gotta catch this ET wave. This is gonna sound racist, but it's a making a different movie. ET came out there like, oh fuck, we gotta make this a new ET. Gotta catch this ET wave. This is gonna sound racist,

but it's a luchador movie. No, it is not a luchador movie. But yes, that was racist. I will give you one point for racism. I'll take my point. Los Nuevos Extraterrestres was originally gonna be what kind of movie before they quickly pivoted mid-production? Uh, porn.

That's another great guess. No, they were making a horror movie. And the ET came out there like, fuck it, try to make it cute. It did not work. But can you imagine the reality where they were making a porno and they were like, I've run the numbers and if we make this into ET, we're going to make much more money off of it. I'm imagining it right now. Like, it looks hot. So we're going to need to get some makeup on that dick. Not a lot of it. Can you make that dick look like a wet salami lying in the gutter?

Way ahead of you, boss. Like a dead tortoise, but like a little bit from space. All right, that is Merritt's turn now. Let's do ET. Fill in the blank from the VHS box of this 1994 sequel to a 1992 ET knockoff. Blank is out of control. His mischief has caused terrible chaos on Earth. Then Zap, he's yanked zillions of miles back to his astral plane to face the wrath of the tribunal. Mercifully, the tribunal grant Blank one last chance to do good.

His mission? To help down on her luck mom, Linda McClelland and her unhappy son, Chris. But just when Blank thinks he solved all of McClelland's problems, more crop up. And with them, a whole lot of fun. Blank strikes back. What the fuck? There's a fucking tribunal involved?

Oh yeah, there's a tribunal. There's an astral plane, a lot of zapping. Oh my God. I mean, it's not that uncle movie that we watched. No, that one's great. Hulk Hogan. My uncle alien. You think this is Suburban Commando?

No. Or you think the blank was the word Hulk Hogan? Yeah. No, it's not Hulk Hogan. Rockway, can you steal this? Bruce Lee? That would be good. No, this movie was called Munchy.

Munchy. Munchy. Munchy Strikes Back. Not a lot of Munchy fans. Yeah, Munchy Strikes Back. Oh, this guy looks like a diseased platformer mascot. Yeah, Munchy sucks. He looks like that Super Nintendo bat game. Yes. Oh, yes.

He looks like Arrow the Acrobat in a major way. Except like if you were a used car salesman, I don't know how to like, like the hair is really awkward. Look up Munchy Strikes Back, everyone. It's Ben Shapiro. Yeah, it's literally just Ben Shapiro. It kind of is. That's another great way to describe him.

All right, Brockway, your turn to pick. Give me Dolomite again. Let's go with Dolomite here at the end of all things. OK, this can't be right. In his personally curated greatest hits album, Rudory Moore includes a joke where he confesses to sexually assaulting a deaf and dumb girl.

How does he claim he covered up this crime? He didn't have to. That's not, that's not correct. Merritt, chance to steal? I know this. Why do I know? It's like on the tip of my tongue. Um.

Time is up. I'm going to let Dolomite explain it. You know what it was? A deaf and dumb girl. Yes, it was. You know it's a deaf and dumb girl. And she didn't want to give up the pussy. That's right. It's the I ain't lying. I ain't lying. I ain't lying. Oh, what a monster.

Now I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. We're going to prosecute. That's like this example of how like, there's no, there's no way to get more offensive than that. Like there's no such thing as a joke, more insanely grotesque. Like, I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers.

I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers.

I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. I'm going to go look for a deaf girl with broken fingers. That's like this example of how like there's no there's no way to get more offensive than that Like there's no such thing as a joke More insanely grotesque than that. I mean he somehow made it work. I knew that I knew the answer to that I forgot it immediately and I'm gonna do it again. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Yeah, I think you should Okay, that was a zero points. It's gone. Congratulations. Maybe Jamie, maybe we should just cut it from the whole show. No, leave it in. The people need to know because he's canceled,

you know, it's over for him. It's over. Landmine. World renowned chimpanzee researcher, Dr. Jane Goodall, twice posed for Maxim magazine. OK. Yes. That was the landmine.

OK, can I ask, what is the fascination with Jane Goodall? My fascination with Jane Goodall? Yours. OK, sure. Well, I think she's brilliant. I think she did a lot of groundbreaking and fun research. I think everyone loves chimpanzees, but also when she exhibits chimpanzee behavior,

it kind of takes on the sexual thing that I haven't explored, but really like. Okay, all right. Yeah, no, thank you. I'm glad you asked. I'm actually really glad you asked. Asked and answered, you know? It's great. Into chimp play.

I'm glad we know. We know what your tags are on Pornhub. I guess, yeah, how old, she would have been like what, 50 to 60 when Maxim was out, huh? So probably, I mean, she probably asked and they said no because of the ageism that exists in this country.

The rest of the questions are all Jane Goodall questions, Brockway. Give me the Jackie Chan themed one. Jackie Chan was meant to star in a film called Nosebleed, but its production was disrupted by 9-11. What was the plot of Nosebleed gonna be? Jackie Chan takes over a plane and flies it into the World Trade Center.

But hold on, at the last minute, he flips out and he runs down the side of the World Trade Center to safety. Oh, fuck. It's so much better than the original, but it's not correct. Therefore, half a point. Okay, you're right. What's the title again?

Nosebleed. And it was canceled when? Right before 9-11. Or right after 9-11 was when it was canceled. Like, right after. He goes to the Middle East or something. No, he was a Twin Towers window washer who stopped a terrorist plot to destroy the World Trade Center.

Oh, we could have had it all. God damn it. God damn it. This is one of those rumors that I had to have just gotten out of hand over the years. But the rumor is like he was meant to be there filming that day, but like left to had a scheduling conflict with the tuxedo. And so he was off filming the tuxedo rather than getting hit by a 9-11. The only time I'll ever say it.

Thank God for the tuxedo. Thank God for the tuxedo. I can't verify that. That's just like all fucking Wikipedia shit, but God, what a story if it's true. It's Merritt's turn. Yeah. Okay. What have we got left? Let's see. It's Merritt's turn. Yeah, okay. What have we got left?

Let's see, we've got everything except ET. Let's go back to impressions. It's been a while since we had to face that. So here we go, a little something like this. Christopher Walken buying a furry suit to support his nephew. See, the trap here is that everyone thinks they can do Walken.

Maybe you can. Including Dr. Leo Shubb. I thought his was okay. He can do walking. He was pretty good. Doc, I piss so good now. Okay, he's buying a furry soon? Yeah, to support his nephew. Excuse me, I'd like to make an order for a suit for my nephew. He's a furry and his fursona is half ocelot, half wolf.

So could you help with that? Please? I'm supportive of his lifestyle choices. I'm not furry myself, but I'm okay with it. Explain that very supportive, very walk-in. I'm going to award you but I'm okay with it. You can explain. They're very supportive, very walk-in. I'm gonna award you a full point. Thank you. And what was the correct answer?

And now you might find this strange, but I did it, a dog or some kind of cat. Suit, for nephew sex, for suit sex. Give me your best one. Rock weight, you want to, uh, three years out? Oh, absolutely not. Yeah. You guys.

Uh, we're having a lot of fun over here, Brockway. I'll take my racism point. I don't need that one. Yes. It is your turn to pick, though. How many more Jackie Chan's are there? There's just one more Jackie Chan. The last Jackie need that one. Yes. It is your turn to pick though. How many more Jackie Chans are there? There's just one more Jackie Chan. The last Jackie Chan. Not as anyone. The real trivia question. In 2012, Jackie Chan got a world record for his movie Chinese

Zodiac where he played Asian Hawk. What was this world record? I didn't watch it because because it's the late-era Chan and it is not great. Was it the most uncomfortable Chinese pop stars in a movie that didn't actually know who he was? Because that was the era. That was the era of his career. It could have been. I don't know if they keep track of that in Guinness, but this is not the record I'm thinking of. They keep track of everything in Guinness.

I can't verify that that's a no, but I am going to give Merritt a chance to steal. Something about stunts? The best stunts? The most stunts? You're kind of circling it. This is the most credits on a single movie. Jackie Chan did 15 things on it. Actor, director, writer, producer, composer, fight, choreographer, cinematographer, unit, production manager. He did it all. He was probably catering. At a certain point, he maybe just did too much. Except stunts. He was done.

Everything except stunts. He would tell a 19 year old Chinese pop star, like, all right, you're gonna jump down this waterfall. Jackie Chan's not doing that shit anymore. I wanna direct, no. Mayor, it is your turn. We still have Dolomite, Liar Landmine, Revenge of the Nerds, and a little something like this.

Let's do Revenge of the Nerds. Four actors appeared in all four Revenge of the Nerds films. Name one. No. You know what? I'm gonna give you a point for that. Rockwell, your turn. God, if I can remember the name of point for that. I'm gonna give you a point for that. I'm gonna give you a point for that. I'm gonna give you a point for that. Rockway, your turn. God, if I can remember the name of the guy that played Ogre.

The guy that played Ogre? That was Donald Gibb, but no, he wasn't in all of them. There's no chance I have it then. I was so, just pulling the character name alone, I was so proud of myself. Bobcat Goldthwait. That's Police Academy. But very close.

Wait, wait, Michael Winslow? That's also Police Academy. Yeah, but. But he was in all of them, all of these too, right? Like he would take the work, he would take it. Oh, he would have been so good in Revenge of the Nerds. They would have come up with so many like sex crime ways for his sound effects to come in handy. Oh, shit.

Let's bring it back. Revenge of the Nerds, the next generation. They got to pass the torch to today's sex criminals. What are the odds that like Revenge of the Nerds comes back, but they try to like massage it to be like acceptable. And it somehow ends up being like much worse as a result because of woke, you know, 70% is what I'm gonna say. I feel like you can't make the same movie.

No, no, no. But it is going to come back. But they're going to be like going, what's all this old stuff? Oh, what are these old panty raid boxes? Nope, I got it. Straight gender, straight gender flop. All the sex crimes just on boys. Yeah, that makes sense.

Okay, I'd watch that. Just like a boxer raid. Just go get a bunch of filthy underpants from the men. Sell pictures of their dogs the next day after they cook out. There you go. Okay, yeah, I'd watch that. their dogs the next day after they cook out. There you go. Okay, yeah, I'd watch that.

I think it's Brockway's turn to pick. Let's do, let's do Dolomite again. In Dolomite 2, The Human Tornado, in the climax of the film, he enters and says, you're a bad motherfucker, this I can see, but now the time has come for you to bring your ass to me. He says this to a man who was introduced as the blank champion of South America. The nunchuck champion.

That's exactly right. He was the nunchuck champion of South America. And he was not. No. He got fucked up. Yeah, he comes into the party in like a diaper, like a fancy party for the mayor. It was a nunchuck party.

And he's like, hey, guys, here's this kid in a diaper. He's the nunchuck champion in South America. And they're like, oh. And he starts doing B minus nunchuck tricks and everybody's like, this is a fucking party. All right, Merritt, your turn. Let's do nerds again. Okay, what did Lewis, the hero of Revenge the Nerds,

do when the movie's villain mistook him for her boyfriend? Sexually assault her. That's exactly right. That's a fun one. Yeah. I mean, that's always the answer, right? It's that or drill a hole in the locker room wall and... Can I steal by answering the next question from this category?

Give it a shot. Sexual assault. You're in the spirit of it. Half a point. But you're not thinking monstrously enough. Half a point. I'll give you half a point for that. Brockway, it's your turn to pick.

Revenge of the Nerds. You're picking Revenge of the Nerds? Okay. The director of Revenge of the Nerds also directed Troop Beverly Hills and Bobby Yar. What is the plot of that second one? Bobby Yar? You know, Bobby Yar.

Bobby Yar. Classic film, you remember that. Knowing what I know now, now that I've gotten a hint, I think it's an overboard knockoff. Like they're trying to capitalize on the success of Overboard. Where he finds he hits a homeless woman with his car and then takes her home and convinces her she's actually his wife. And it's a romantic comedy. That is really, really close.

Merit, you want to try to steal? And it's a romantic comedy. That is really, really close. Merit, you want to try to steal? Something about like a Nazi massacre. That's exactly what it is. Yes, the Nazi massacre in Kiev. But it's basically an overboard. That wasn't a fun one at all. It's kind of an overboard.

You're thinking way too small with the unspeakable crimes is what the problem was. That's always my problem. Oh, what a fun game show. The cinematographer on the Vanilla Ice movie. Wasn't as cool as ice. It's like, what's his name? Janusz Kaminski. He also did the cinematography on Schindler's List.

Yep. He did a good job. The set designer on Vinyl Ice also probably did Schindler's List too. Oh, really good job. Those giant salt and pepper shakers. Great stuff. No one would have thought of that. What a genius. The costume designer, the dialogue coach, all just top-notch. The costume designer was just the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure guy, I feel like. They're like, what if Vinyl Ice just looked like the most fucked up, like, Japanese comic protagonist of all time? What if he knocked on a door by just bonking it once and then stepping back and posing?

What if he said he was going to sling a schlong? That's a fun thing he could say. So what's up with tomorrow? It's Merritt's turn. All we have left are Liar Landmine and a little something like this. Liar landmine. These are real plots to episodes of murder she wrote. There's no way of knowing.

She inherits a pro football team. Okay. She has to undo a voodoo curse between rival restaurant owners. Real. A Japanese marriage contract is broken by ninja murder. Real. Look, Japanese marriage contract is broken by ninja murder. Real. She stops an arms dealer from buying a bio weapon. Real.

A police dog resuscitates her back from the dead. Real. That was the landmine. I always push too far, you know? There's no way of knowing. There were like 10,000 episodes of that show. That's what I know. That one, it was a mean one.

Cause like, you can see it. You can see Angela Lansbury being like pumped back to life by dog paws. Like that. But like, can you back up to the bio weapons? Oh yeah. She, there's an arms dealer who was gonna buy a bio weapon and she stopped it with her detective powers. I guess I kind of thought that that show was like,

she's solving little manor home murders, not- For like 300 episodes it was, yeah. And then they were like, oh fuck, we ran out of those? Like we've gotta go to Tom Clancy plots? Yeah, eventually there's gotta be a ninja. I mean, it was during the eighties, so. Yeah, that's true. It's just like the scene from Catwoman

or from Batman Returns with Catwoman, only it's like German Shepherds and like a 70 year old woman. Yeah, they lick her. But I made it up. Running over her chest. Yeah, and it never happened, but you can picture it 100% clearly.

Yeah, I see it. I see it. All right, Brockway, the last question goes to you, a little something like this. Dennis Miller apologizing to Oingo Boingo. Oingo Boingo. That was, that's Danny Elfman, right? Mm-hmm.

Oh, my microphone must have cut out. Oh, that was. Oh, I'm not doing that again. My throat's a little sore from it. All right, that gives you a chance to steal merit. What? No, I did it. Half a point.

You can't prove it. Half a point. You can't prove it. I'm gonna take a point. I'm gonna take a point. Oh, it was so good too. Whoop, Jamie here. Looks like I found it. Check it out.

Here we go. Tonight I'm going to talk about Harry Reid. Now it is one of life's most pronounced ironies that the Senator who represents Vegas Check it out. Here we go. off the appearance. I'm bemused by the fact that the Libs fancy themselves as young idealists who are going to shake it up and then they're forced to fall in behind Dorian Gray's lighting stand in. Whenever I see Reed speak, I half expect to see Marg Helgenberger and the CSI team run out and put a chalk outline around the podium. Next, the voice. If it's possible to make Mr. Limpitz sound like Mastanese, Reed does it every time he opens his ashen pie hole and haltingly forces out that tremulous pale gray oratory

that sounds like it's oozing from a stuck caulking gut. Okay, um, yeah, what is it? Okay, what's his, his tone is like, uh, like just kind of like a duck. Uh huh. Yeah. Sure. Like a duck. Yeah. Like an asshole duck. Uh, uh, uh, um, oh no, almost did like, uh, almost did cause you there. Uh, sorry. Uh, sorry, Mr. Elfman, I'm more sorry than a, a gyr-gyr-gyrn at a kajagoogoo convention. I don't know, those are things he says, but uh. That's really, that's really fucking good.

Uh, I will award you a point. Thank you, it was my first time. The judges say the correct answer was, oh, do I mention you too much, Mr. and Mrs. Boingo? Here's the dip, maybe next time you name your band, you lay off the bouncy Gs, babe. I'm not sorry, you can fuck yourself, cha-cha. There's no way we have time to do all that over again.

I think we have to stop the podcast here, but I do have an entire another round of these for next time. Another round of the same categories? No, no, no, no. Just as a teaser, the questions for next round will be ask one question. These are very hard, so you get to ask me one question before you answer.

The next one's called movie, movie, movie. The next one is called Bikini Babes on the Bikini Screen. Mortal Kombat legal status. Shaq facts, the Shaq attacks back, quack, quack. And Rob Liefeldt. Do not cheat and look those things up. We'll play that next time. I knew we were getting the voice in sometime.

Did I do a voice? No, just I called that a little something like this was going to have a Shaq. Shaq attack back is quack, quack, quack. And it turns out it's just next episode. It's just a, we end on a cliffhanger. Einstein 100 Frankfurt. Einstein 100 Frankfurt. Einstein 100 Frankfurt.

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The historic hot dog club here in beautiful Schenectady, New York welcomes to the stage our own in-house insult comic, Jimmy Jiggles! Oh, hey! Thank you, thank you! Don't applaud too hard, you ain't heard by SetJet. Hey, I see a lot of Supremes out there in the crowd today. Aaron Crustin, Adrian H. I see Alex Nolenberg here. Hey Alex, I hope you get hit by a speedboat like a manatee. Oh, Alpha Scientist Javo, Unandy Armando Nava, Autumn Armstrong Berg, you look like a volunteer

editor for WikiFeed. Oh! Bim Talzer, Brandon Garlok, Brian Saylor, oh I see somebody here named Brockway famously loves the meat milly. Well I happen to know the guy and guess what? He does. Burrito! Cereal!

Cheddar Wolf! You smell like Paul Molls and old breast milk! Ah-ho! Common Sense! Craig Lemoine! Dan B! David Schill! I heard your AI girlfriend cheated on you! It's not supposed to be possible! Science is studying it! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Devin the Rogue Supreme, Doug Redmond, Dusty's Rad Title, Elizabeth Shope, some people get a bench dedicated to them when they die.

You're gonna get the corner chair in a Motel 6, oh double up, oh oh! Elliot Watson, Eric Christian Berg, Fancy Shark, Jell-o-ho! Hey good Satan and his hot witches, you know the way that paste the dentist used to polish your teeth tastes? No, of course you don't! Oh! Greg Cunningham, Haraka, Harvey Penguini, A.S.C. Hunk over here, honk honk!

Jaber Al Aiden, James Boyd, hey James Boyd, I hope you dry drown in a corn silo! Whoa, oh, oh, oh, sweet child of oh! Jared Clack, Jared Mountain Man, Jared Ruiz, it's the Jared's, oh! Jeff O'Raskey, John Dean, I bet all the microplastics in your balls is gonna turn your babies into spiders. Spider-O! John McCammon, John Minkoff, Joseph Searles, Joshettes, Joshua Greaves, A. Justin B. You seem like the kind of guy who's had multiple pets die because of his unmedicated ADHD. Uh, uh, uh, oh!

Sorry that one got stuck. Ken Paisley, KNM, Kamoutsis. KVH, I heard you got banned from Bumble and not even for a good pervert reason. You just made people too sad. Hold on, let me load the O-Gun. Alright now let me cock it. Alright, pull.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Let me load the O-Gun. Alright now let me cock it. Alright pull. O! O! O! Missed all three times. Lane Haygood, Lisa, M. Jahee Chappelle, Hey Mark Mahoney, You seem like the fourth guy to die trying to rescue a dog from a septic tank. Tragic O! Matt Riley, Max Baroy, Moju! Hey, you guys like politics? I hear the best

comedy's political these days. Let's try some. A mercenary sissadmin, Jeff Bezos called. He wants his personality back. Oh! Michael Lair, Mort, Mr. Bob Gray, ND, I see Neil Bailey here, I see Neil Schaeffer here, I see NECA 104 here, we got Nick Levino, hey Nick Levino, Elon Musk called, he wants his weird torso back, tors- ohhh, obsolete, Henri Weevil, we got Ozzy Olin, double oh, we got Patrick Herbst, Pee Wee's uncle, I hope your spouse leaves you for a Republican! Oh! Rebrandrew, I hope you get the kind of concussion that turns you Republican! Oh! You and Pee-wee's uncle's wife deserve each other and I hope you're very happy! Oh! Alright, alright, that's enough politics, we have fun!

Oh! Hey, Rhiannon! Hey, Russell Bauman! Hey, Sam Koepnick! I recognize this guy! He's the 204th frame in that scene from Total Recall, where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets blasted out the airlock. That's a deep cut, but look it up! It's also an- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Seeds Pass passport lists their sex as too brief for all the heartache it's caused over the years.

We got Space Jam fan here! Oh! Spotty reception, super not. Tater's Tales, hey, Tater's Tales, you smell like the sock you find stuck to a teenager's wall when you move the bed. Oh, you're just in there, you're looking for drugs or something, because you don't understand the sudden distance between you and the child who used to love you when BAM! Krusty old Tater's Tales, oh! Hey it's Ted H, Thomas Cavazzo, Timmy Leahy, Toasty Gad, Tommy G, Velo! Hey, I see Victor Melovenkin here!

You look like you lost a fight to a puff adder who was, itself, already dying of cholesterol poisoning! Oh! Hey, Booster, hey! You got the anti-venom? No, you don't. Hey, Waylon Russell, hey! You gonna call somebody? No you aren't. Oh, never mind though, cause Yvonne Clapham's here, she can just- Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh We all know Gareth ain't gonna do it. Oh But no seriously you gotta you gotta tip a man The you gotta tip them the law says you can pay them below minimum wage if it's a tip position. It's fucked up

Capitalism is fucked. Oh