The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG - Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 237, Dirtbag Jeopardy ROUND 2 with Merritt K

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

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And I was the one who wrote it in. Where were you? Where was the fan campaign? All right, fine. Here's a quiz related Brockway fact. Within 24 hours and for the right price, I can get you the blood of a Jeopardy champion. No follow-up questions. I think I know where you're going to get that. I have to send an email to Alex Schmidt. No, no, it's not Schmidty. It's not Schmidty. Don't lock, if you're listening, don't lock your doors.

Don't start locking your doors all of a sudden,mitting. It's not Schmitting. Don't lock, if you're listening, don't lock your doors. Don't start locking your doors all of a sudden, Alex Schmitt. It's totally, it's not you. I'm glad you mentioned quizzes because today you are once again going head to head or whatever, whatever words mean in a game showdown with author, game developer and lethal grappler, glamorous Canadian 1900 hotdog.com columnist, Merritt K. Hey, how's it going?

Good to be back, I think. I don't remember if I said anything compromising last time, but I'm going to assume no, and I probably won't this time either. We're probably okay. Hey, before we get started, let's do some plugs. Merritt, what's something you've been working on or just finished that you want people to look at? I don't know.

Depending on when this goes up, maybe my game is still in the Steam sale. It's called Fledgling Manor. I assume if you're listening to this, you've probably heard of it before and you know if it's for you or not. I'm working on a bunch of stuff that won't be out for a while, but have you guys heard about this book,

How to Dodge a Cannonball by Denard Dale? The critically acclaimed book by Denard Dale? Yeah, yeah. I really liked that book. I've been reading that and it's really good. And it's also kind of intimidating the fact that there have been two banger hot dog novels so far this year. Like who's next?

Who's going to like... That couldn't be a third. Impossible. It's impossible. Impossible. But yeah, it's a great book. It's out now. And it's very funny. If you like

Dinard's Columns, it has a lot of the same energy. It's about the Civil War. But funny, which is fun for me because I'm a Canadian and we don't learn about the Civil War in school. So I don't know. I'm also learning a lot of really interesting racial terms that I didn't know about. Yeah, that's what it's real good for. Yeah, yeah. So that's been, it's been edifying. How do we come across in the Civil War? Like as a Canadian, as an outsider? I mean, it all seems pretty reasonable.

Okay, good. All parties involved seem, you know, I think everyone has points. There's the good people on both sides, you know. This next one's looking to be real stupid. So I'm glad we got one like real dignified one out of the way. I think we can top it. I think it might be dumber. This one's going to be dumb as fuck. Yeah, yeah, this one will be real bad.

Real clown shoes, real clown shoes effort all around. Yeah, it's going to make the movie look like a real intellectual affair. That movie that came out a couple of years ago. But yeah, it's a great book. You should pick it up. Who's the third one? a real intellectual affair, that movie that came out a couple of years ago. But yeah, it's a great book. You should pick it up. Who's the third one? Who's gonna have to?

I don't know. Do you have anything to plug, Brockway, about? Geez, I don't think so. Can I plug hot dogs in general? I just ate four hot dogs. I'm not ready for this quiz, you guys. Four hot dogs? Four fucking hot dogs. I may be like, I quiz, you guys. Four hot dogs? Four fucking hot dogs.

I'm gonna be like, I'm dealing with, I'm processing some things very poorly and my therapist is hot dogs. Yeah, I mean, it's America. Hot dogs are everyone's therapist at this point. You know what? We should just get started on the quiz. It's the final round of Dirtbag Jeopardy. Also, let's plug Brockway's upcoming book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200.

Legally, I'm still not doing it. You can't prove it, lawyers. Lawyers, I'm still in breach. After round one, the score is tied nine to nine. Today decides the ultimate 2025 Dirtbag Jeopardy champion. If you didn't listen to the previous episode, you probably should. But you make the rules. You have my permission as host. Do whatever the fuck you want. Merritt, you're our guest.

Select a category from these. Ask one question. Movie, movie, movie. Bikini babes on the bikini screen. Mortal Kombat legal status. Shaq fax, the Shaq attack is back, quack, quack. Rob Liefeld and generally pubic mound. I did not keep up. One of the greatest strings of words that's ever been assembled. How many quacks were in the shack? Just two quacks. Shack, fax, quack, quack.

OK. And what was the Mortal Kombat one again? Mortal Kombat legal status. Let's do that. Let's go with Mortal Kombat legal status, please. This one is easy. I read you the character's legal status from the Mortal Kombat manual.

You tell me, the fighter. This was a very important detail given for every participant in the Mortal Kombat tournament. So it should be very easy. Your question is, deported from Japan, wanted criminal in 35 countries. Wait, this is in the manual?

That's in the manual. That's his legal status. He's deported from Japan, wanted criminal in 35 countries. Sub-zero. Can I steal? Are we stealing still? I forget how this game works. Sub-zero. Can they steal? Are we stealing still? I forget how this game works. We're stealing.

Yeah, you can steal. Kano? It's Kano. Fuck yeah. Kano? Point for Brockway. It's Kano. I guess he's Japanese.

He's very famously Australian. Yeah, he was on a visa. He was just there. Like that's a little bit of trivia. Kano violated the terms of his visa and it's important you, that going into the match where you punch him in the face. That's going to influence your strategy

because you're going to want to throw an uppercut but you should know that he smoked weed in Japan and got kicked out. So. All right, Brock, it is your turn to select. Wait, which one's the bullshit one? Like last time where it was just like impressions, which one's the- There are no time where it was just like impressions? Which one's the-

There are no impressions. There might be some impression bonus. One of these is like do a clown trick or something. Where's the trap one? There's no traps. There's a trap one. Why does there always have to be a trap? All right, you know what?

I think it's ask one question. That's the trap one. Okay, these are hard so you get to ask me one question before you answer. What, these are hard so you get to ask me one question before you answer. What do these numbers represent? Ethiopia, 100%. India, 86%. America, 11%.

Greece, 91%. Korea, 88%. Mexico, 24%. China, 18%. On a scale of 1 to 10, how depressing is the answer? That's a good question. Two. Two.

So not very depressing. Not at all. It's great news to some. Population that are secretly kittens? Nope, that's not it. Merit, you can steal and you get your own question during the steal. What was the one that was 100%? Ethiopia.

Ethiopia is all kittens. I'm just all kittens. That's what We Are the World was about. 100%? Ethiopia. Ethiopia is all kittens. Just all the kittens. That's what We Are the World was about. They deported all humans, paradropped in just. Does it have something to do with animals? Only very, very vaguely. Other than humans, yeah. Only through the sheerest of technicalities.

But no, I'm going to say no. Percentage of the population that owns a nice sweater, a nice wool sweater. Hmm, that's a, both great guesses. 100% Ethiopians. Yeah. What that actually is, is that percentage of a country's cuisine I eat as a taco. Oh, okay. So this is the trap one. Gotcha. Gotcha.

Yeah. All right, Merritt, it's your turn to select. All right, let's go to Rob Liefeld. Rob Liefeld. It's questions about comic legend Rob Liefeld. I'm sure they'll be nice. When Marvel Comics sued Rob Liefeld for making a flagrant ripoff of Captain America

called The Fighting American, hobrant ripoff of Captain America called The Fighting American, hobbled together mainly from Captain America drawings he did while being paid to draw Captain America, the only thing Marvel won was this tiny concession in the lawsuit. The only thing Marvel got out of it. He couldn't have the letter A on his head. That is not it, but it's close. Brockway, chance to steal. He couldn't throw his shield.

He couldn't throw his shield. He threw his shield? He, no, he's not, he's legally not allowed to. But he was going to? Yes. Oh, 100%, yes. He has a shield. It was just Captain America.

Yeah, and it's a big fris shield. It was just Captain America. Yeah. And it's a big frisbee. It's the boy. All right, Broccoli, your turn to pick. Let's go with Bikini Babes on the bikini screen. Oh, you're going to love this one. I give you the plot synopsis for a bikini movie, then you tell me the bikini movie.

Women go topless at a car wash company in order to increase business. The slipperiest, sudsiest, sexiest car wash in town. Topless car wash. That's not it, but it's close. Merit, chance to steal. Is it just Bikini Car Wash? I'm going to give it to you. It's the Bikini Car Wash Company. If you went to the video store and said, I want Bikini Car Wash, they'd know what you meant. No, you'd get the like rip off, the asylum rip off. Yes.

Where it's not actually about bikinis somehow. Like they just have a guy named Bikini. That's how they get around it. Right, car wash. Bikini transmorphers. Why am I watching this guy named John Bikini? Like, damn it, this isn't what I wanted at all. He's a tax accountant.

All right, Merritt, your turn to pick. Generally, pubic mound. Star of Austin Powers, Joe Sun lost his first UFC fight by getting punched in the dick many, many times. He had four more pro fights, including one where he wore a Leopard Thong and Drag Queen eyeshadow. How many did he win and what cut his MMA career short? Zero. And was he, was it like a domestic violence thing? Not that that ever cuts any MMA fighter's career short. I will give it to you.

He, it was cut short for unspeakable crimes. Yes, I'll give you, I'll give you credit for that. And yes, he didn't win. Did he murder someone? He, he did in prison, but until then, it was just sex crimes and kidnapping stuff. Just, you know. Normal, normal MMA stuff.

Yeah. Right. Great job, by the way. Normal MMA stuff. Yeah. Right. Great job, by the way. Great job on that question. I know a lot about Austin Powers' minor characters. Oh, good. Well, the whole category is that. Oh, great.

The key of the mountain is a trap. It's all Austin Powers, just because, you know me, I'm an Austin Powers head. Yeah, baby. Impeccable. Impeccable impression. Spot on. Rockway, your turn. Movie, movie, baby. Impeccable, impeccable impression. Rockway, your turn. Movie, movie, movie. Movie, movie, movie.

I'm gonna tell you the insane fora name of a movie, maybe the country, then you tell me what it was originally called in America. You'll either have no idea or remember seeing it on a zany crack list from 15 years ago. We'll start with an easy one. I know you'll get fart. That was speed.

That's right. That's what they call speed in Sweden. Fart. I want you, if you're listening, take a moment, look up the speed movie poster in Swedish. It is such a joy. It's such a simple base level. It's like, it should be like your first laugh.

You know what I mean? Like this should be like, if you've never laughed before, a doctor should show you this so that you don't hurt yourself. She'd be like, Oh, such a treasure. Every day people driving in Sweden see road signs that save fart control and then they, and then they, and then they obey them. Oh, oh, what a fucking beautiful, so beautiful. Was that the first time you saw that poster, Merritt? Yeah. Oh, I feel so happy to be here for that. What a good clean laugh.

All right, Merritt, it's your turn. Let's go back to Rob Liefeld. All right. The Rob Liefeld created characters Wild Side, Troll, Feral, Shadowhawk, Strife, and Cougar all share the exact same top of the head as this famous comic character recognizable for his distinct top of the head. Wolverine. That's exactly right. He made 27 different Wolverines.

Everyone was Wolverine in the 90s. And that was because of Rob Liefeld. Right, I'm learning that he single-handedly did it, yeah. God, there is a Wolverine that, I think it was him that invented, that he invented, that was like a serial murderer, like vampire cannibal or something, and just like just cussed all the time. But that was, now that I'm saying that, that's all of it. Yeah, that's a lot of 90s comics. That's impossible to narrow down. Brockway, your turn to pick.

What haven't we done? You haven't done Shaq Fax, Shaq Attack, Back, Quack, Quack. I don't have that category written down correctly. Shaq Fax, Shaq Attack, Back, Quack, Quack. Okay. I'll take Shaq Fax, Shaq Attack, Back, Quack, Quack. All right, get theack-Fax, Shack-Attack, is back, quack, quack. All right, get the Shack-Fax, quack, quack. Name all four shapes of Shackalicious XL gummies.

Oh, god. The normal ones, right? You got to name all four. I know you know one of them. One's easy. Shack-aticious, it's Shack's head is one of them. That's the easy one. And that was it for the normal ones.

They were just Shack heads, I think. So then there was, oh, that's his name. There's a diesel. There's a big cactus. Yeah. And well, it was the bullshit one, the Irish one. What was this Irish one? Big shamrock, it was shamrock.

Yeah, that's exactly right. That's actually really impressive because those are weird shapes for shack gummies. And they're totally unidentifiable. You will never guess that from the gummies. They taste like shamrock. I looked at, I think it was the the diesel one. I was like, is this Starscream? I should be Shaq. I think that's the opposite of Shaq. All right, Merit, it's your turn to pick. Let's go back to Mortal Kombat legal status.

Mortal Kombat legal status for this character is none. However, he resides somewhere in China. God, that was a tough one. OK, so this is sub-zero then. That is. That's exactly right. That's Sub-Zero. He cannot travel across state borders. I feel like that is also true

of 10 other Mortal Kombat characters. Yeah, like most of them are ghosts and demons and like. What? Wait, what, none, like he's a guy as far as I remember. He's a guy. No, he's like a ghost or something. He's an ice monster? I think it's an ancient Chinese ice monster, yeah.

Oh, okay. And he's in that country illegally. So like, let's get him out of there. Oh man, ice versus sub zero. That's a fucking perfect title. Oh my God. All right. Oh shit, let's do it.

All right, Brockway, your turn to pick. Uh, let's do movie, movie, movie again. Movie, movie, movie, okay. Here's the foreign name of a movie. In Hong Kong, they called this movie Mr. Cat Shit. Uh, was that Mr. Mom? It was not Mr. Mom. Merit, chance to steal. You're thinking of multiplicity.

Multiplicity would be good Mr. Cat Shit. I have no fucking clue. You'll never get it. This is the 1997 Jack Nicholson comedy, As Good As It Gets. Whoa. What? Okay, yeah, I have heard of this. I haven't.

Yes. It's not an insane mistake or mistranslation. It's kind of a Chinese pun because Jack Nicholson plays a shitty guy named Melvin and cat shit man, Mao Shi Nam, is close to how you say Melvin in Cantonese, Mooshiran. Sorry to our Hong Kong listeners for definitely fucking that up,

but this is not absurdity that someone being cute in Hong Kong. Mary, your turn to pick. My favorite one of those, and I guess it might be on here. So I'm ruining it if so, is the Peter Weller movie, Shakedown. Oh yeah, it's not on here. Which is called Blue Gene Cop in Everywhere

Except America. Fucking nice. Which is a great title. That's way better than Shakedown. Way better than Shakedown. Shakedown's nothing. Yeah. Blue Gene Cop.

Blue Gene Cop is everything to me. Yeah, yeah. That's the name than Shakedown. Shakedown's nothing. Yeah. Blue Jean Cop. Blue Jean Cop is everything to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the name of my album. I would have played Blue Jean Cop every time I had blue jeans on when I was a kid. Blue Jean Cop is everything to me. Let's do generally pubic mound. The success of this dumb dick thing

definitely ruined the life of everyone who tried to copy it. It's a difficult one. It's an abstract question, but it has to do with Dix. It was very successful and everyone who tried to copy it certainly lost everything. It's not jelking. No, you have everything to gain by jelking. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. Up to 0.5 millimeters of length based on experiments conducted

by one weirdo online. Yeah, I don't know. I guess my guess was joking. Let's say it's not joking. Brockway, do you have a guess? Was it like the dick puppetry? It is not dick. That's a good guess.

Half a point. I'm going to give you a point, three points. Keep those in mind. This is the Big Johnson t-shirts. This was a series of big dick jokes that went viral on t-shirts. And that's not a business model that will work a second time. Anyone who thought I'm going to be the next Big Johnson

lost all of their money and had no idea why they could not. I do think there were several others. I do think there were actually several rip-offs. Yeah. Of Big Johnson. There was enough that other people tried, that there's probably 500 we don't know about where someone made. Okay, I have troubling news,

troubling and or fantastic news, that Big Johnson still exists. Oh, good. And one of the first results when you search is a t-shirt that says, I identify as having a Big Johnson. Oh, good. And one of the first results when you search is a t-shirt that says, I identify as having a Big Johnson. Oh, God. And it's like a nerd, like a little nerd standing next to a two bikini face.

I could have told you that. So it's their one joke mixed with like a 40-year-old meme. Yep. Yeah. All right. There's also, there's a vaccine themed one. 40 year old meme. Yep. Yeah. All right. There's also, there's a vaccine themed one. Could have told you that.

Of course there is. Brockway, it's your turn to pick. They're all landmines. They're all tragedy landmines. Okay, the shack, all right. The shack facts, shack attack is back, quack, quack. It cannot be a tragedy landline. There's no way.

No, there's this one. No, it's a happy one. In 1992, America sent the greatest team of basketball players that will ever be to the Olympics. They saved only one spot for a standout college player. The obvious choice was dominant basketball monster, Shaquille O'Neal, who would go on to win four NBA championships.

Who went instead? God damn it. I thought none of these were gonna be actually basketball questions. Fuck, Scotty Pippen? I don't know. It was not Scotty. He was there though.

Merritt, your chance to steal. I'm trying to think of basketball players. Yeah, that was the other one. That was the other one I knew. This one might be impossible. Yeah, no, I have no clue. I'll players. That was the other one. That was the other one I knew. This one might be impossible. Yeah, no, I have no clue. I'll make them all easier Shaq questions. This was Christian Leitner who retired

after playing with six teams and averaging 12 points a game. Never heard that name before in my life. There's a documentary called Everyone Hates Christian Leitner. And I think this is why. We all knew. We all saw Shaquille Lanier like, this guy is a basketball monster. Put him on the team. Better not send the real life poker. like, this guy is a basketball monster, put him on the team.

Better not send the real life poker. This guy won the NCAA championship. Yeah, cause he's playing against children. He's playing against five foot eight children. Don't send the guy that will make them give up all hope and turn to God on seeing them. Like he won't even have to play. They'll just be like, what the fuck?

Yeah, what did you guys bring? They don't make guys that big. Yeah, it took China like 50 years of unethical science to create a man that big. Yeah, I really ruined him. Let's see, Brockway, I think it's your turn to pick. No, it's Merit's turn. Yeah, I just went.

Yeah, yeah. Let's do movie. Movie, movie, movie. All right, in Taiwan they called this movie, Exciting, 1995. And that 1995 is not a trick. This movie did come out in 1995. What movies even came out in 1995

What's the most exciting one? I don't know heat That would be really good Because yeah, they probably don't have that idiom for like when the cops are onto you in Taiwan So they're like, right you have to be ready when you feel the exciting 1995 coming around the corner Leave everything behind. Yep, that makes sense. Brockway, your chance to steal. God, what is the name of it? Was it Virtuosity?

Was that? Oh shit, that was, that's a really good guess. I'll give you a point one points. No, this was Shawshank Redemption. All right. They called it this because Taiwanese audiences don't give a shit what a Shawshank is. I guess they're just in curious when you put the name of a place in a title. That being said, the Vince Vaughn movie, Return to Paradise was translated as exciting 1998.

Oh, so that's a sequel to them. Yeah. So I don't know. I feel like returning to paradise is something everyone can enjoy, so that it goes against that other reason I gave you. This might just be a weird mistake. I love that canonically, those are sequels now. Those are in the same movie, The Inverse.

Tim Robbins is going to one day stumble upon Vince Vaughn out on that beach. And he'll be fleeing the law in mourning all that he has lost. And Vince Vaughn will be like wakeboarding and they'll be like It's like body body body. We're in the same Film trilogy. We're doing the same thing. You and me the same you and me the same Our movie series is money, baby Okay, I don't have a Vince Vaughn

Jamie we can cut all that people don't need to know that people I want people to think I have a Vince Vaughn There it your turn to pick no no Brockway's turn I think that was that. I want people to think I have a Vince Vaughn. Yeah, you gotta keep up the illusion. There, your turn to pick. No, no, Brockway's turn. I think that was me, yeah. Yep, yep, yep. And I have four extra points. All right, what can I squeeze a point out of? All right, ask one question. I know it's the trap, but I'm going for it.

Okay, the year was 1989. The British created something that would go on to be visually beautiful, yet be given the most extraordinarily ridiculous name. That's everything. It's everything they've ever done. You're allowed to ask a question. Is it a piece of media?

No. I'm just gonna try to guess a British slang term and hope that that's something. Okay. A wobbly woe. There it is. No, hold on, hold Okay. A wobbly. Whoa. Oh, no, hold on. Hold on. A wobbly bubbly. Whoa. The first one was closer. I'm going to give you point one points. Uh, merit your chance to steal. Uh, is it like a piece of technology? It is not a piece of technology. I was going to get some kind of ridiculous British video game system.

They get really mad about that, by the way, if you make fun of that, there are games on the internet, like I made a joke about dizzy, the egg a couple of months ago and people were like, Oh, I grew up with dizzy. Okay. Why no dizzy? You may have no dizzy. Yeah. It wasn't dizzy.

They, if dizzy, the egg was a guest, that's also correct, but not right. Yeah. Okay. Well Dizzy. Yeah. It wasn't Dizzy the Egg. If Dizzy the Egg was a guess, that's also close, but not right. Yeah, okay. Well then, yeah, then I don't know. The answer is actress Imogen Poots. Imogen Poots. Imogen Poots. Very beautiful, absurd name.

Yeah, true. Mary, your turn to pick. Yeah, I'm gonna say, generally, Pubic Mound. Generally, Pubic Mound. You are dying alone in a Taco Bell Yeah, I'm gonna say generally pubic mound. Generally pubic mound. You are dying alone in a Taco Bell and only have time to make love to one menu item, name it. Crunchwrap Supreme. That is a really, really great, I'm gonna give it to you.

Hold on. There was. Chalupa. I would also make love to that, yes. All right, then we both get a point. I'll give you a point one points for the hustle. I'm building a point. There is no wrong answer.

The point is there is no wrong answer. I called my Lady Rep Supreme with Southwestern Chicken, but I was gonna give it to you no matter what she said. Wait, I would like to change my answer. Okay. Cheeserito. I'll give you another point one points. Cheeserito is way wetter, baby. All right.

I'm taking it back. Nope, you can't. It's been established. Okay then. Let's do, God, what have we been neglecting? Bikini babes. We've been neglecting our bikini babes on the bikini screen.

Here we go, bikini babes on the bikini screen. Typical. A fearless trio of nuns is out for revenge. After being wronged by ruthless men, they trade their habits for high powered weapons, taking justice into their own hands. Cross your heart and hope to die. All nun titty trample three.

Titty's up in that church. I love it. It's not exactly right. Merit, your chance to steal. Bikini Nun, Revenge Fantasy, Exciting 1995. I'll give you a point. It's Bikini Nuns. Bikini Nuns was the answer.

Yeah, that was like the, they revised it. That was the second draft. I liked the way your titties trampled, Braco. I'm gonna give you 0.1 points. Thank you. Am I, I think I'm up to 0.7? Yeah, I think you're at 0.7. Merit, your turn to pick.

Okay, Mortal Kombat, legal status. All right, the legal status of this character is mystic, does not apply. One of my favorites. And this is Mortal Kombat 1? Yes. We're gonna say Raiden. That's exactly right.

It's Raiden. He's mystic. He does not need a passport. Again, could apply to 10 other Mortal Kombat characters. Played memorably by a French guy trying to phonetically speak English. Christopher Lambert and James Reymar. Give me a Rob Liefeld. In 1990, creative genius Rob Liefeld created a mutant

who could copy powers despite there already being characters who could do that. What did he name her? This being, there's two paths. There's something super generic like Mimic or there's Rob Liefeld dipshit like Copy Babe. Oh, which one am I going with? Gotta lock an answer in.

God, it was early. It was early. He wasn't so desperate. Mimic? No, Mimic is actually one of the people who could do this. Damn it. Who was Copy? Merritt, your chance to steal.

Ah, I wanna say like Copycat? That's exactly right. God, it was coffee. Merit, your chance to steal. Oh, I want to say like copycat. That's exactly right. God damn it. Yes. He made a copycat named Copycat. Oh my God. While having the reputation of being a copycat. Justice for Morph, you know?

So close with Copy Babe. I had too much faith. That's my problem. I have too much faith in Rob Liefeld. Everyone's always saying that. It was on his whiteboard. He's like ideas for Copycat character. It was on his whiteboard. He's like, ideas for copycat character.

Knifetime, Copy Babe. Copy Dude, Z-Rocks. Copy Dude 2. Oh, Z-Rocks with a big X and a big X. Copy Hawk with an X. With a Wolverine head. I think it's Merit's turn to pick. Are there any Rob Liefelds left?

There are. Let's do that. All right, in a recent Are there any Rob Liefelds left? There are. Let's do that. All right. In a recent comic illustrated by Rob Liefeld, Deadpool Team Up number five, what dumb fucking thing caused a delay in publishing? Wouldn't get vaccinated. That's a really good guess.

Got COVID, couldn't draw hands, whatever. He lost his ability to draw hands, in addition to the foot thing. His his ability to draw hands. Existing ability to draw hands. Brockway, your chance to steal. What year was this? It is not, this is recent, like 2025. That's insane. 2025.

They're still letting him do Deadpool in 2025? I agree, it's insane. And he hasn't learned how to draw. And in fact, he's only gotten lazier. So he hasn't drawn a background in like 10 years. Oh my God. Or a foot. He lost the source Deadpool, which he traces

all the other Deadpools over. Yes, he lost it in divorce. No, he drew himself in the comic, like the real actual Rob Liefeld, and getting his likeness cleared created some kind of stupid drama. And to be clear, it is astonishing how not like him the drawing looks.

Add Rob Liefeld to the list of things Rob Liefeld can't draw. Hold on, he doesn't own his own likeness? You can't just play that? He couldn't just hand that over. He's like, I gotta get my face people involved. Disney owns how I look? I wasn't in the contract, was it? Oh, there's too many big words.

They make me sad. I think it's your turn, Broadway. No, I'm shy about the Shaq Facts now. All right. God, I just- The next one in Shaq Facts is far more silly. All right, Shaq Facts. Shaq attacks back, quack, quack.

It's a liar landmine, Secret Square. Shaquille O'Neal has endorsed many products. Call me a liar when I tell you one that's fake. Icy Hot, Burger King, Beard Mojo, Arizona Shaq-Fu Fruit Punch, Rebock Pepsi Sneakers, General Insurance, Meat District Black Angus Pre-Made Meat Patties, Gold Bond Powder, Quick Sticks Glucose Supplement Sticks, Epson Printers, Vitamin Water, Zypra Sleep Apnea CPAP Oral Appliances Mr. Big Candy Bars Comcast

Shack Soda Papa John's Superman America's Favorite Soup Liar No, no, that was real Superman America's Favorite Soup Great guess, you stepped on the landmine. My first instinct was just to let you go forever.

Can you tell me if that was correct? Was there a landmine? I can't yet, because Merritt still has a chance to steal. Oh, Merritt, where we left off, Radio Shack. Shaq Fu, Wide Stride, Unisex Briefs. That's not real. You'res. That's not real. You're right, that's not real. Ah, damn it.

That's less silly than Superman America's favorite soup. Swept that on the record. They got Shaquille. You think like, what a big celebrity, but then Superman America's favorite soup calls him up and he's like, yeah, I'll do it Absolutely. That's my voice Merit your turn to pick. I like how accurate Thank you

pubic mount Alright, I just kind of default generally speaking don't we all I think it's great choice noted Christian pickup artists Whose grave is for sale Don Diebel wrote a series of pickup lines you can use at the pool, including, and I quote, you have the sexiest feet I've ever seen. And if you went swimming with me, I'd blank you blank. Ha ha ha ha.

Famous pickup line written by professional pickup line writer. I'd fuck you feet. Famous pickup line written by professional pickup line writer. I'd fuck you feet. I'm going to give you point four points for that. Not even close, but I love it. Brockway, chance to steal. I don't want to say it. It's suck you dry?

I'll round up that point. It is. It's lick you dry. Lick you dry. That was the other one. Oh my God. You dry. Yeah, the whole, he writes entire books like that. Donald. Would I be dry after you got done licking?

Do you have like a really dry tongue because you're so old? Is that what's happening? A sandpapery tongue of a cat. Is it because you're sick? Because he looks sick. It's been so long since he licked a foot. He doesn't remember how licking or feet work.

Yes, so gross. Brockway, your turn to pick. Give me Rob Liefeld again. You've probably never heard of the Rob Liefeld character, Evangeline. Nevertheless, describe Evangeline in four words. Big tits, feet out of frame, like a corset costume. Four words. Huge hair. Not like 1600 words, four words. All right. Tits. Yeah.

Footless. Behaired. Behaired. Corset. Corset. I'm gonna give it to you. The correct answer was precisely Christian Underpants' Stupid Sword.

Okay. But I'm gonna, I think you were close. I would've gotten to the sword, eventually. She is often footless, you're right about that. I was gonna say Wolverine, but with boobs. That's a good answer. Evidently a different, I think that's, there's like six other characters that are that.

Yeah, I think I read some of those earlier. It's your turn to pick Matt. Let's go back to movie. Movie, movie, movie. Okay. Oh, you might just get this one. Capitan Supermarketo. Supermarketo?

Supermarketo. What was the name of that Irish kung fu movie we watched where the guy beats up some people in a supermarket? It's not that. That Jean-Claude Van Damme knockoff thing. It is not that. It's not that. I don't think that got translated

to a lot of foreign markets. I probably not. It didn't get wide distribution. Right. I'm gonna have to give it to Brockway if I don't get an answer. No, yeah, pass. Was it career opportunities? It was not't get an answer. No, yeah, pass.

Was it career opportunities? It was not. This is not a pun or a mistake, just a way better title for Army of Darkness in Japan. Oh, god damn it, I knew that. Yeah, that's a famous one. I thought that'd be an easy one. You guys did not read enough 2012 crack lists, apparently. Or too many.

Or maybe too many might be what happened. Rockway, your turn to pick. Give me Bikini Babes on the bikini screen. Kim Taylor inherits her grandfather's drive-in theater. She must raise $25,000 over one weekend or the bank will take the property from her. She also has to deal with pesky capitalist J.B. Winston. Bikini driving.

That's exactly right. I feel like we lost something capitalist, JB Winston. Bikini driving. That's exactly right. I, I feel like we lost something in this country when like that was a viable business model to make a bikini movie. And like, I know that like this, that sort of spirit does still kind of exist, but in a world where any teenager can use their phone to look up hardcore step son gangbang seven, like it just, there's not as much of a market for it. And I think that's sad. It is very sad. It's still like very sexy. Like I looked up the trailers for this because I thought I'd be able to do an audio clue. And the trailer for this movie was just a woman silently coming in

in like a modest dress and like with holding a bikini and thinking like, I don't know if I should put on this bikini. Then she walks off camera comes back in the bikini. And that's the whole trailer without a single word spoken. You need to know. And I thought, oh. Can I can I just say, to Merritt's point, the thought of picturing like a broccoli hair Gen Z kid today typing bikini into Pornhub is so heartwarming. It's so genuinely heartwarming to me. Right? Yeah. Yeah. There's a really terrible, there's a movie that I hate called Larry Crown. And my boss

and good friend, John Warren, my boss at Fan By by made us all watch it one day for his birthday and in that movie a major plot point is that Brian Cranston His character is like a writer, but instead of writing while Julia Roberts his wife is like at work. He's looking up pictures of women in bras on the internet. And it's set like in the 2010s. And they're like, no, he can't be looking at actual pornography. He has to be looking at like old timey,

like pad house, like, I don't know, Maxim photos or something. I think it's adorable. It's incredible, yeah. Heartwarming, again. Heartwarming. Yeah, exactly. Exactly, yeah. A real touching moment. Thatwarming. Yeah, exactly, exactly, yeah. A real touching moment. That's my favorite keyword when I'm searching

for pornography, I type in heartwarming. Heartwarming pornography, please. Zero matches, or heartwarming. This sister looks you right in the eyes and says, you are my biological brother, let's make love. Yeah, that's troubling. Pornography. Yeah, that's troubling. Pornography. Yeah, speaking of.

You should get rid of it. Bring back the Keeney Drive-Ins, lose the pornography. That's what I say. I agree, bring back, it should, your best bet for seeing the suggestion of genitals should be watching an Italian lesbian vampire movie at midnight or catching an episode of Red Shoe Diaries. I think that's sort of-

We all agree. That was fine. Or finding a dangerous hobo encampment in the woods. Yeah, if you want to go real far back, yeah. I don't remember whose turn it is to pick. I think it's Merritt's. Okay, are any categories empty yet or are we- We still have all options.

Oh no wait, Rob Liefeld's done. Oh, apparently not. They're still letting him do Deadpool. Kind of. As long as he promises not to draw his face. Mortal Kombat, legal status. All right, legal status. This character is Earth Nun.

Outworld, Prince of Kwatan. Oh, Goro. Yeah, you got an easy one. It's Goro. Yeah. Earth Nun, Outworld Prince of Kwatan. Oh, Goro. Yeah, you got an easy one. It's Goro. Yeah. Earth Nun. None. No warrants. None?

On Earth. He's not like, yeah. He's got several parking tickets though. Right. Right. Uh, Brockway, your turn to pick. Mortal Kombat legal status. He is a reincarnated specter and has no legal status.

Scorpion. That's me, right? Why is this a statistic if most of the characters are none? That's like putting cyborg enhancements as a statistic, and most characters, like, none. And then Kano's like, eye laser. Eye laser. Blood type, none. None. Fire. He's a skeleton. He's a, eye laser. Like. Eye laser. Blood type, none.

None. Fire. He's a skeleton. He's a fire-powered skeleton man. This is just like a really elaborate way to stick it to Kano for that deportation. They're just like, yeah, everybody else got their shit together, Kano. Merritt, your turn.

The pubic mound. What was Corey Haim's favorite type of music? Generally or? Yeah, just generally. Just you had to pick one genre of music for Corey Haim's favorite type of music? Generally or? Yeah, just generally. Just you had to pick one genre of music for Corey Haim to like. Like nothing, the opposite, whatever the opposite of Corey Feldman is. God, what would that be? Yeah, I guess it'd be competent.

Brockway, your chance to seal. Pukeman. It is not Puukemant. I have the answer in an audio form. I'll let Corey Hame himself explain. As far as what I really like in today's music, I'm into the new, I'm into that Japanese funk, that pop funk, you know, I think Prince is the future,

a lot of other things. I'm just really into that funky hip pop jam thing. The great answer was Japanese funk, poppy hip, funky jam. He was a city pop guy. He was ahead of the game. We just didn't know what to call it. He was into plastic love

and just like losing his fucking mind. But he also thinks Prince is city pop, which is interesting. He's the future. Yeah. That's a safe bet, though, when they did that interview. That was in the category general pubic man because he sounds like such a fucking dick. All right, Brockway, your turn to pick. Let's do Bikini Babes on the bikini screen.

A group of coeds from a small conservative college break out of their shells when their marching band bus breaks down in Fort Lauderdale during spring break. Bikini marching band? No, it's not bikini marching band. Mary, your chance to steal. Bikini spring break. It's bikini spring break. Damn it.

It was one of the two. Terrible title. Awful. 2012, the tagline was, Revenge of the Nerds, Robert Caradine. Sorry? Yeah, 2012. So it was Bryan Cranston. It was Bryan Cranston on his computer.

This is what he was writing. That's why he needed all that research. So wait, they are still making these? I guess so. How is that possible? For the Amish? By what the fuck? Maybe?

See, we talk about how we want them, but we clearly don't. We're not seeking them out. It's impossible. For the Ambish? What the fuck? Maybe? See, we talk about how we want them, but we clearly don't. We're not seeking them out. It's our fault. And Robert Carradine is... What? Yep. He's not like a nerd either. He's like a, I don't know, a scuss bag.

What's his relation to David Carradine? Brother. He's his brother. Okay. Yeah, they did that Walter Hill Western together where they played like the Jesse James gang, like the Carradines played the Jesse James. It was pretty good. Real brothers playing real brothers.

So yeah, we're the problem. We're those people who are like, oh, I wish there were still bikini movies around, and then just don't even Google bikini movie. We don't even go to our local video store and look up bikinis. Look in the bikini section. It's right there.

I think it's Merit's turn to pick. Let's do Shaq Facts. Alright, Shaq Facts. I'm going to read you an excerpt from a booklet published in 1994. And you'll fill in the blank. To regain his full strength and to end his exile from the first world, Setra must perform an ancient ritual upon a descendant of Ahmet. Beast has now returned from Earth with the child Nezu, a child in whose veins the royal blood runs pure.

All is ready for the final cataclysmic battle. Only the Chosen One can stop Setra now, one who possesses strength, courage, agility, spirituality, intelligence, and unsurpassed skill in the martial arts. Where will the world find such a one? Only blank knows. Like God. Brockway, your chance to steal. Shaq. It's Shaq.

Wait, what? I thought they were like looking behind Shaq. You're overthinking it. It's always Shaq. Shaq knows. But he's the guy. You're overthinking it. Makes it easy for him to find.

I guess so. It was inside Shack the whole time. God damn it. Rock, it's your turn to pick. You just gotta think to yourself, what would Shack do? And the answer to that is Shack. Yes, it is. It's B-Shack, yeah.

Let's do movie, movie, movie. This movie, Wo Shi Wo Shi Wo Shi Shi Shi, which translates to I suck, I suck, I suck do uh, let's do movie movie movie this movie Whoa, she whoa she whoa she she she which translates to I suck I suck I suck suck suck in Taiwan It's up I suck suck suck God, it's that literal. That's reaching too far who just who just really sucks It's not the mask too. Just cut that off there. I'm just debating whether or not the Taiwanese think this guy sucks, or the movie's about a guy who thinks he sucks. Is it Joe Dirt? Ooh, that's a good guess. It's not Joe Dirt.

There, chance to steal. Uh, Jason Biggs vehicle loser? Can I steal again? Sure, why not? Is it Donnie Darko? Jason Biggs vehicle loser. Can I steal again? Sure, why not? Is it Donnie Darko? That is, I'm gonna give you point one points. Fuck yeah.

This is vampire in Brooklyn. Okay, so it was literal. Okay, it was literal. Yeah, I guess this is just someone being cute at the distribution center. Okay, Merritt, your turn. What do we have left? We've got bikinis, we've got Ask One Question,

we got Shaq. Okay, I will do Ask One Question. Here's your question. Hey, who's Sneh? Who's Sneh? Spelled S-N-E-H. Sneh. Wait, do I get one question though?

Uh-huh. Okay. Is it an animal? It is not an animal. It's a human person. A human person? I don't know. All right, Brockway, chance to steal.

For my question, is this one of those things that only you know? Yeah, definitely. Is it River? My baby? Yeah. Yeah. No, God, maybe someday.

No, this is one of the space babes in Flash Gordon. I think they just went to an Italian strip bar and didn't get everybody's last names, so she's credited as Snaith. Okay. I thought it was like a pet name for your dog at first, and then it wasn't an animal. Yeah.

No, it is almost my dog's name. Yeah, that's what I was going for. Flash Gordon babe. All right. Is your dog named after the was going for. Flash Gordon, babe. All right. Is your dog named after the Flash Gordon, babe? God, I wish. No, the dog came with my wife. She named the dog.

Can you tell people the dog is named after the babe from Flash Gordon? I will now. I will after learning who Snah was. I think it's Brockway's turn to pick. What do we got left? We got ask a question, we got bikiniini and we got Shaq. Give me Shaq Shaquille O'Neal who shoots free throws like a drunk snake laying eggs wrong played Kazam in Kazam and

Steel in Steel, but also this character in 38 movies and TV series Shaq That's exactly right Right. Oh, I love him. Your turn to pick. I love him. He's the best. He's our Jackie Chan.

He's our nine Jackie Chans merged into one giant Jackie Chan. By volume, yeah. OK, I'll do ask one question again. I'm holding an erotic book written by a millionaire. What is it? Who's that actress who is like, no, don't put it in. Don't put it in yet. Not yet. Nope.

Not now either. Just like- Laura, or Nora Hayden? Yeah, so it's not her then. It's not her. That was my guess. Okay, broccoli chance to see you. And you get your own question. Is it Nazi Docs, Shrink My Dick, and Other Lies, the Burt Ward story?

You think he's a millionaire? I think that's a lie he would tell. Yeah, he's got all that dog food money. That's true. It is not the Burt Ward memoirs. Damn it. This is 365 Ways to Kiss Your Love by Tomima Edmark, the inventor of the Topsy Tale.

Damn it. Yes, right. She got a lot of money for making a ponytail thing and then spent it all on publishing books about cigars and kissing. Incredible. Brock, well, your turn to pick. We've got Ask a Question and Bikinis.

OK, bikinis. Meet photographer Chet. He's obsessed with finding Miss Right. And it looks like Shelly Michelle will fit the bill. After all, she has all the right parts in all the right places. And it's all the right size. She's the leader of an unemployed all-female band. And her buddy, Mad Dog, knows a perfect way

to help Shelly out. He'll put on a bikini contest that will draw everyone's attention, everyone, including the cops. And when Chet, Shelly and Mad Dog end up as roommates in a beach house, they're in for a summer, they'll never forget. Is it just bikini contest?

It's not bikini contest. Damn it. Merritt, your turn. Bikini beach house battle of the bands. Bikini summer. It was bikini contest. Damn it. Merritt, your turn. Bikini Beach House Battle of the Bands. Bikini Summer. It was Bikini Summer the whole time. Every summer is Bikini Summer. What are you talking about?

Fuck yeah, when you're doing it right. Merritt, the final question goes to you. That's a sad one. It's a downer to end on. Containing exactly 25 books and two VHS tapes. This is the most dark and unspeakable section of my unspeakable and dark library. Is it about crimes? Not for many years.

Is it about clowns? Is it the clown section? It's not about clowns. No. Brockway, your chance. Well, that's your question. Go ahead and make a guess if you would like. Puppet section.

It's not puppet section. Brockway? Is it about a person? Not a specific person. Not about clowns? Or did you say not specifically? That's not insane that there would be some crossover between this group and clowns, but you wouldn't.

Neither group would be known for the other. Also, the clown section is way bigger than 25 books. Is it chimp maulings? Is it what? Chimp maulings? Show me chimp maulings. I wouldn't say you're close. This is the gay conversion section. Okay. That's like a chimp mauling.

Fun. Of the soul. That's like a chimp mauling even the soul. If you go on Amazon, no one is buying these books. This isn't like my Frank Duke section where each book has been out of print and in several litigations. Let me add up these scores. Brockway, you have 10 points.

Merit, you have 11 points. Merit, you are the dirt bag Jeopardy champion. Congratulations. I always knew it. All right, we can't end on the bummer question. Can you read one of the Shaq facts where the answer was just Shaq again? And then we can all answer Shaq and feel good about it.

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heartache it's caused over the years but we got space champagne here Oh spotty reception super not taters tails heyater's tails you smell like the sock you find stuck to a teenager's wall when you move the bed, oh you're just in there, you're looking, you're looking for drugs or something cause you don't understand the sudden distance between you and the child who used to love you and BAM, crusty old old taters tails! OH! Ayy, it's Ted H. Thomas Cavazzo! Stimulayhee! Toasty God! Tommy G. Velo!

Ayy, I see Victor Melovenkin here! You look like you lost a fight to a puff adder who was, itself, already dying of cholesterol poisoning! Oh! Ayy, Booster! Ayy, you got the anti-venom? No you don't. Hey Waylon Russell, hey, you gonna call somebody? No you aren't. Oh, never mind though, cause Yvonne Clapham's here, she can just, oh, it's my time.

Thanks everyone, you've been great. Not you, Zac and Ava. Alright, alright, don't forget to tip your waitresses. We all know Gareth ain't gonna do it. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHWJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ