The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG - Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 283, Horse Theme 9000: Manimal, with Merritt K

Episode Date: June 24, 2026

Part two of our horse themed hijinks! This time we're bringing Merritt K back on board to revisit a time honored 80's classic, MANIMAL. It's an hour of horse in man on horse on man in horse action here at the DOGGZZONE! We're sorry.

to the Dog Zone 9,000, the official podcast of 1,900 Hot Dog America's final comedy website. I'm a top half man centaur, Robert Brockway, and with me is my bottom half horse centaur partner, Sean, you may think that means the same thing, but ask Sean, it's real different. It is very different. Call me horse lover, because I love horses. And our guest today, oops, all horse, Berke. Hey, I'm excited to podcast, Manmole style. which is very slowly and in an incredible amount of pain.

Incredible pain. Just panting and sweating the whole time. With an intense but very unknowable look on your face. Is it mystery? Is it allure? Is it agony? Everything he goes through is exactly what the centiphytes we're talking about. That's what they meant.

And every time he mannamos, every single time. We are talking about mannimal today before we get fully manamled. It does take several minutes and hurts a lot. Let's do our plugs. Merritt, where can people find more from you? Yeah, so I just overhauled my Patreon. I was doing comics on there. The comics are public now, and I'm doing kind of,

I'm calling it Merit Plus. It's if you like my posts and my jokes and my little quips, but you hate that you have to pay for them. I mean, no, you hate that you get them for free. You should love to pay for them. If you hate that you get them for free, you can go to patreon.com slash Merit K, and I post kind of a lot of stuff on there.

I've been doing like three, four little things a week that are just like, I'm just kind of sick of giving everything to social media companies for free. So, yeah, I'm saving my good posts for my paying customers. So if you're not, you're just getting the dog shit ones, to be honest. So imagine how much better the page ones are then. So that's patreon.com slash merit K. I don't think we need to feed all of our best jokes and joy into a robot. I don't think we need to feed it into the corporate robot that'll use to destroy us.

That's me. That's just me. That's the inspiration of hot dog because all the funniest people I knew was just tweeting. And I was like, and again, I've explained this before. And I do think it'd be better if everyone made a living for all this hard work they were putting in. But also it made it so all of the jokes had to exist right next to like go fund me for sick animals and Palestine. news and things that was like, no, that's really, oh, God, these emotional swings. It'd just be better if we all went to one place. You know, I'm going to go to a place where I know I could just see sick dogs, right?

Because that's what I'm into. But also a different place where like comedy was the, the mostly what you got. One 900 sick dog. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. If there was like, it was like an online place or like a like a site of some kind. We just don't have a word for it. It'll never, it'll never work.

I'll give up on it completely. I think the only difference when we actually, see when we started 100 Hot Dog, we thought the robot that eats comedy was a metaphor. We didn't realize that they would actually build that. It's quite literal. So yeah, we fight the robot that eats comedy. That's a good segue to your plug, Sean.

Oh, yeah, we run the robot that eats comedy. Wait, no, no, no. God, I always forget which side I'm on. We are at one. 900 hotdog.com and you go to our Patreon, patreon.com slash 190 Hotdog, and we have a lot of world-class writers, including the illustrious Merit K, and we do funny jokes every day. And if you on the Patreon, we'll email them right to you, or you can come look at them on our website. We've got a Discord community that's very fun and we watch movies with them every two weeks.

It's the best. Yep. It's certainly the best. I am no longer legally obligated to promote my new book, which is good news. In fact, my publisher has asked me to stop doing it. So, of course, I'm here today to promote my new book. It's called I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200. It's apparently really good, getting really good reviews. It really gets down into it and really explores, like, the psychosexual dynamics between a man who can turn into a horse

and the women who ride him. That's what my book is about. So if you love that, And if you would love to be seen in public reading about that, by my book. That's my publishers love that I said that. You'd get late so fast if a girl saw you're reading that book. Like, just guarantee. You're right.

You're right. This one didn't work. This one didn't work. That's a, you take that tip. Take that tip. Yeah, I've got another plug for Robert's book, which is that in my copy of it, which I don't think you can get the nice one with the sprayed edges anymore. No.

So that's just, I have that. You can't have one. But you can't have it. It says there's an inscription in mine that says, Merritt, it was a pleasure killing you, which if you want to know what that means, got to read the book. Got to buy the book. In the book, so far.

So far. So far. Yeah, there's some stuff coming down the line. We'll talk about that. It may have to do with a robot that eats comedians. Like that's the next evolution. We'll get there. as a society, of course.

Thank you so much for joining us today. Merritt, this is part two of a mini-series. I don't even know if I explain that to you. We're calling it the horse episode because we've been going through our favorite like 1970s, 1980s action shows. And for some reason, they all have an episode about horses.

And that's very strange, but the episode themselves are also very strange. For our first episode, we did Nightwriters, knight by a nose. And that was about faking a champion racehorse's death to secretly sell him to the Arabs. It's weirdly close to the plot of this one. Wait, yeah. It's weirdly close.

It's very close. When you sent me this episode, the first thing I did was go to Google and search the wizard horse episode. And of course, you know, of course Google told me that, you know, yeah, many wizards have had episodes when they turn into horses. That's perfectly normal. But yeah, they didn't do it this time, as far as I know. They didn't copy this for the wizard or for Hulk Cohen Speedboat. But I don't remember the names of those shows anymore.

I just called them Little Person Toy Genius and Hulk Coleman Speedboat. It should have been called Hulkgogoin Speedboat a match. They would never have been canceled. Yeah, and we'd be on season 41. You would have had to have said the sentence. I'm sorry, we're not continuing with Hulk Hogan Speedboat. Oh, I can't even get away with it. I can't say it with a straight face.

I have the creative timeline here, if you'd like to know it. Now, it did take Knight Rider. How many episodes did it take to get to horse? It took a lot. Like 50? Yeah, almost 50. Manimal only had eight episodes. So they never got to an evil animal.

They never did a Serenna de Bergeek. The second one, they did a magician episode that took Knight Rider 83 episodes to get to the magician episode. And Manimal did a Kung Fu fighting one, which is not quite a ninja, but very, very close. They never did a Bigfoot one, but I am beyond certain that they are in a Burke and Schwartz notebook called Manimal ideas. Then that's crossed out. And then it says Baywatch ideas. And then that's crossed out. And then it says, Thunder and Paradise Ideas, exclamation point, exclamation point.

It is physically impossible for them to not have done a Bigfoot episode of Baywatch, right? There has to be one. There's like a hundred seasons for that show. At least Baywatch Knights, there's got to be a... Right, right, right. They have the whole spinoff. AI Overview says there are a few instances of Baywatch crossing paths with Bigfoot, parenthetical Sasquatch. Yes.

Only a few. Baywatch Knights. And then, of course, myth-bound, I guess they get. count because Donna Derko's in that. Okay, this is not... Google, yeah, it's not very much. Baywatch, nice counts. That's a way watch.

I'll count it. Yep, we count it. They did a big foot episode. So today we're talking about Manimals horse episodes, episode five called High Stakes. One of my favorite things, rewatching the Manimal opening for this,

is just that they do have like an explainer reel where it's like, Manimal, he's a guy who can turn in, you get it? No, no, I do not. But... They do not explain. It's so long and it's just like his dad kind of gets magiced into a hawk in Tibet while he's a little boy. And I'm like, what, why does that, wow?

What does that have to do with this guy? And that's not the first episode of Mammal, what they're summarizing. That's all, that's just all you, it's a separate thing. That's all you need to know. I love that you don't need to know. I have to say you don't need to know any of that because the opener is just, the entire opener is just pictures of, I don't even remember his goddamn name, Simon McCorkendale, I think. dude. I always forget that's his name. I hate to interrupt, but that name is a jump scare.

Every time I see it, it is not a reality I accept that someone can be named Simon McCorkendale. I thrash around whenever I see it because I know I'm in a tube with this bullshit information being injected into my brain. Like, I just refuse it. Whoa. What was that? Fuck was that. That's what I mean. I legitimately have no idea. That's me thrashing against the walls of reality. What was that?

what happens if I thrashed too hard, you'll start to hear it. Because you're in here with me. We'll settle down. You can hear Simon McCorkendale too. I legitimately have no idea what it was that. Is the AI listening to us and trying to be like, this is what they need, hold on. He said he was thrashing against the tube. I've got tube noises.

He can deploy. If that's a Riverside Soundboard, why do they have that? What? I didn't hit any buttons. So I was just saying I love that the manimal I think the manimal opening totally wordless totally

you don't need that little real at the end saying like he's a manable because his dad could mannimal and I guess it's hereditary it looked like his dad was dying like his dad's like go on without me son and then he turned into a hawk animorphed into a hawk

yeah and then left him and then left him with those Tibetan savages just like Tobias yeah he was just saying I will never return to man world I'm full-time hawk man now, which is great.

And like, the mannable opening is a perfect little piece of cinema. It's just Simon McCorklandale, mannaling into different animals. And then those animals attack people. And you're like, I understand. And the name coupled with the name, mannable, I get it. 100%. Perfect premise. It raises a lot of questions.

Like, I think it would hurt to turn into a snake. To smash an entire size of man into a tube of snake feels like that would really hurt. It does. They show it. They show it hurting. Where does the meat go? That's what I'm saying. Does he shed off all that mass or is it just condensed into that thing? These are questions. Yeah, he's like a hyper-dense snake. Yeah, I think if you lift it up that snake, it would weigh like 170 pounds.

And I think it would hurt. I think it would be like, ah, don't touch me. Yeah. It's like everything very snake. Like every time I go pee. exactly that Keep it in Jamie Keep it in The episode starts at a horse track

Of course because most of the horse episodes Are actually horse racing episodes I think all the Hollywood TV writers of the time Had the same problem And just really wanted to write about it And so we opened with We opened with Manimal And his one token black friend

Just kind of wandering around Backstage Back Horse stage, like backstage of the, there's got to be a word for this. Like, in the place you're not supposed to go at the racetrack. I think they call it the back half of a horse costume is what you call backstage at a racetrack. They're just wandering around.

They went to the racetrack and they started wandering around where they keep all the horses and stuff. They have, they don't have any pretense. Like Knight Rider opened this way too, but Knight Rider was like, I know the jockey. I'm going to go visit her. She's expecting me. They have no business here. He's a rich white man in the 80s, so he can basically do anything he wants, right?

Right. He's not going to be in trouble. They do a lot of undercover ops on this show. So I think it's just yada, yada. He pretended to be like a fancy horse owner or something, probably. But he's kind of not because he just wanders up and he just starts slapping the horses. Like they just start smacking him on the flanks and like grabbing him by the nose and cuddling with them. And then one of the race horse owners comes up and is very justifiable.

He's like, hey, don't fuck with my horse right before the big race, strange man. He's sexually pawing at that horse while Tyrone, his buddy, is just a degenerate gambler, just like, oh, this horse, I bet he runs really fast. You're like, it's the worst people to see your horse, guys who are trying to get inside information and somebody who's trying to fuck it. And trying to get inside it. That's who you're looking out for. Inside information, inside the horse. This was Tracy Skagans here is the horse. It was.

is extremely What's How many things Do you think she's done with Malibu? Gotta be more than one, right? Think how much quality time she gets with Malibu? What a fucking life.

That's all I'm going to think about the rest of this episode. Okay. So Manamol is just fucking with her horse and she's like, hey, stop that. And he's like, oh, yes, well, okay, I guess that's fair. And so he starts to fuck off. And then he like, he hears her over,

he overhears her talking your strategy for like the race and he's like oh excuse me that's not a good idea this horse is ready to run and she's like rightfully once again hey fuck off yeah well I think his exact words or he's pent up because this I think it's

because that horse thought they were about to fuck it met this very alluring man who it could smell the horse musk on him it's like I don't know what is up with this human but we're something's happening here so he thought man of him was going to take the form of horse and make love to him and now he's got to stand in a box alone longing for the frothing touch of manama i'm just reading

what it says in my notes now i'm just saying like i think i think all of this what the show is doing all of this is like saying this woman is a little stuck up she needs to learn a lesson and mannable's the guy to teach her when like everything she did was correct yeah no you you fuck off what are you doing but she's like but nineteen oeas television is like oh she's got to learn her lesson she's got to learn she should listen to Manimal. Yep, they did the same bit in Night Rider. They did the same bit in every 80s show. A woman's job was to come out and just say wrong shit so the guys could correct her.

So meanwhile, they're doing precision freestyle skydiving above the horse track. You know, like that happens all the time. You know how when you go to gamble at the local horse track and they do precision skydiving into it as part of the show? I don't know. I haven't been to the horse track a ton. But if one day they just said, hey, we're doing some skydiving tricks, it would not even, it surprised me in the tiniest bit, is all I'm saying. I think that affects the horses. I don't think the horses are cool who've been flying.

I think at least one of the horses that would be trying to potentially win would be like, what the fuck? And they, like, that's interference. I guess I didn't think about the horse's feelings. You're right. Yeah. One of the skydivers shoots gets tangled. And then it's now a disaster that they're narrating. And everybody's distracted.

This is all a distraction, so a couple of horse mooks can make the old horse switcheroo. They're going to switch the horse out at the last minute with different identical horse. Yeah. Yeah. That took me a minute to realize that they, I thought they were just like, oh, we'll take advantage of this terrible accident to make the switch. But no, he's like, they're in cahoots, the skydivers. So like the plan, so Mammal turns into a bird and pulls the skydiver shoot. And everyone's like, wow, that's cool.

that happened. And instead of like, this is the fucking most amazing thing we've ever seen. The announcer plays it off like, like, oh, this must have all been plans. I'm watching if somebody fucking planned that. Holy shit. I would lose my mind if I thought that was real. I guess was he going to pull the shoot then eventually if Manuel didn't do that? Or was the plan just like, all right, you got to take one for the team.

We're going to make several million dollars. You do have to jump from the plane team. No, I think that they sabotaged it. That guy was going to die. Oh, he wasn't in on it. I see, I see. Because they show him afterwards. So they cut back to the ground after Manimal turns into a bird, which I think is his worst transformation.

It's the worst one to look at for sure. He hates it so much. It looks like it hurts the most. It's real lip heavy. It's like weirdly lip focused. He looks amazed at the unthinkable pain. Like it's the, I don't know. You wouldn't think of him as a great actor

Because you don't see him a lot of stuff But they told him you're turning into a bird He's like got it say no more And he pulls it off There's a moment where he's 80% man and 20% bird That is just the fucking best Like whatever suit they made for that one tiny tiny moment Is amazing

It sucks so bad to look at But like it would be amazing If it just like Because it takes him like a long time Like if you're new to animal It takes him a long time to transform It would be great if he just finished and the guy just... Just wait too late.

Yeah. You just see a hawk fly up to like peck at the gore. It's left over. Like, oh, is that what you were manoling to do? Because you were not going to save him. And the announcers like, and this is all planned. Look at the, look at the hawk devour the remains of this man. All part of the show, kids.

To give you some context, he has to go somewhere to change into manimal. Not just because he can't be seen, but they make it a point to, show it in the show that it because it takes a long long fucking time he has to like he's just off in a corner like in a janitor's closet somewhere going oh god oh god oh god oh i know someone surprises him in the middle of it he's stuck in the middle part he's stuck in that half man half bird form forever that's what happened to his dad um-huh if this show was made 10 years later they would have just done that video effect that were you really quickly like morph one face into another and then just cut to the bird it would have just

just taking five seconds, but because this was like the early mid-80s, they're like, oh, I guess we have to make six different latex masks of halfway through being a bird and a man. It fucking rules. I'm so glad. I'm so glad that it was made when it was because it would have been so easy just a few years later to like do a very bad job at the effect. But these monstrosities, these hand-built monstrosities are wonderful. There's another Glenn Larson show that Manamo-like guest start on and they'd use CGI and it looked like shit. Nightman? I think it was Nightman.

Yeah, you're exactly right. Yeah, Nightman would CGI it. Yeah. He can hear crime. He can hear crime. He can hear crime. That's real. Because of his lightning saxophone accident.

He got hit by lightning while playing a saxophone. On a trolley. All of that's real. We're not riffing. It sounds like improv. These are the best shows. There's a moment I loved here because Manimal's sidekick Tyrone. He runs into like a CD gambler on his car phone.

and they kind of have like a scoundrel gamester off, which Tyrone wins. Like they're both just like, no, I'll spend my life on this fucking long shot bet. And Tyrone's like, oh, fucking, I'll do anything to place a bet on that horse. And he's like, fuck off, kid. And he like rolls the window up on him. And it's, anyway, it's like they had a little contest to see who's the biggest dirtbag in Tyrone won. And I'm not doing a good job of explaining it. But this is supposed to like set up the plot because everybody's betting on this horse.

that Tyrone overheard because he's just like sticking his head in a guy's car and like, hey, what are you talking about? You're talking about horses? God damn and I need a horse pit. This is also the entire B plot of the episode will just be Tyrone being a fucking dirtbag. Tyrone like the only non-white character, maybe in the entire series run of Manimal. Yeah. Just being like a joke and a dirt bag the whole time.

I think James Hong shows up at one point, but... You're right, there is a Kung Fu episode. Outside of the Kung Fu episode. Yeah. There's probably like a magic Indian episode too, I'm sure. I didn't see one. Like I say, there's only eight. They didn't get to all of the good tropes.

They didn't get at all the tropes. I would have loved to see the animal voodoo episode. That would have been great. That'd be a good time to turn into a snake. You'd know he'd accidentally turn into a chicken and then there'd be some shenanigans. Oh, yes. He's the worst possible time to be a chicken. Oh, no.

And then they'd zoom in on the chicken looking at the camera like, well-oh, cut to commercial. Oh, I'm writing it. I'm writing it right now. It's so good. I can see it. Animal spec script. One of the things I love most about animals is when they zoom in on the animals. Sometimes they're real animals, sometimes they're taxidermy. But it's like, that's the reaction shot of the human and animal form.

And that's always so funny. So they're running the horse race while all this is happening. And Tyrone's frantically trying to get a bet in because he's got this sure thing. But his horse loses. And the stuck-up owner lady that we've. met earlier looks really like suspicious. She runs off saying she knows they've been

switched. She can tell from a distance on the horse racing track. I have spent so much non-sexual time with my horse that I can tell the way his muscles move. I don't know why I'm not going to do it justice. I'll just play the clip. But it's not

Papa's lad. It's splendid dancer. I trained him. I know the way he run. I know every muscle movement. Even when she was whipping him she had to hold him back so he wouldn't show too much. Couldn't you see that? Just bonnet. They have to like stop her and they're like, okay, you're kidding. No.

Right. Too much. Please stop. Even when she was whipping him, he was, no, no, no, no. You need to listen to what you're saying in public. She couldn't conceive of a world where other people didn't know the thrusting musculature of her horse. All the horse girl episodes are so weird. She's like, can't you see it?

Can you guys not tell those are different haunches than my splendid dancer? What we find out, this is one of my favorite parts of Manimal Ed's. a series this episode in particular, that's when we find out that off-screen, in a previous story that we're not going to see, apparently splendid dancer, her horse, had been kidnapped, ransom, and killed when she couldn't pay the ransom. All of that's off-screen that's just mentioned, like, in passing, as everybody knows, you're like, what, that should be the plot of this one. It's fucking crazy.

It's basically the plot of the Knight Rider one. the Knight Rider one might actually serve as a prequel to this one. It's like half of the plot of that one. It's just, Manimal loves to do this shit where they're just like, they're just coming in and they're like, oh, Jesus Christ,

yeah, there was a sexual tiger smuggling ring that we just broke up. That's where you come in, Manil. No, talk about the thing you just said. Because that's fucking crazy. They check the lip tattoo that all the horses get,

which that feels real, I guess. But the bad guys have, already pulled, hold on, a reverse horse witcheroo. They put the original horse back. And now they're fleeing with the real horse in a trailer. So this is where Tracy Skagins learns her lesson. And she turns to weep into Manimel's chest.

How wrong she was. Like they shove her around a lot. Like she's like, hey, guys, that's obviously my horse. And they like shove her to the ground as she gets up. And then one of the other characters wrestles are the ground. And then Manimal comes up and grabs her. It's Tracy Scoggins, like the good guy. Manimal comes up and he's like, let me grab you.

And then he's like pawing at her face. Like, my precious, my precious little maniac lady. This is the guy who tried to fuck her horse. And now he here he is like sexually restraining her. We're 10 minutes into the show and it's the horniest I've ever been. Jamie cut that. Nay. That was not in my notes.

That was an accident. Obviously, Jamie is not going to cut that. That's what the people come here for to learn about your horse stuff. So the fight The fight that the owner lady got in was within With one of the series with one of the show's villains Which is an evil jockey A very sexy evil jockey

It's like one of the main villains of the show Which is I don't know Certainly one of the least threatening professions You could say But 70 pound woman is yeah Maybe the least amount of danger Mammal can be in But Mammals like soothing her because he instantly knows.

He's got minimal powers. He can tell the horses apart. He instantly knows. So they give, he drags her off and they give chase to the trailer driving away with a real horse. And his plan, this is his actual plan. He, as he's racing up on him in his Ferrari, he says, turn your head away because they know you and might recognize you. So she turns her head a little bit away. And then he yells, you've got a flat tire or you're getting a flat tire.

And then he even tells her, like, this won't work if they recognize you. And then the one that the guy in the back in the trailer looks out the window and is like, hold on, I recognize them and just start shooting at them. None of it, none of it even starts to work. And in fact, the one way this could be fucked up is the one way man animal said, like, while he's doing it, hold on. If they recognize you, this is all fucked. Whoops, they recognized you. It's all fucked. Yeah.

So he has to swerve off the road. But his car is not totaled. He's just off the road. And then they drive off in a horse trailer. And I'm like, yeah, I guess I guess the. Ferrari can never catch a horse trailer now. They're home free. And they surely are based on nothing.

You screwed up your own plan and it was bad. It was bad plan and it didn't work. I like that that's in the show. Animal plots are like a lot of layers of very simple events and simple thoughts. And then it generally things happen by mistake. Yeah. Yes. All of their shows are like this because the, was it the wizard where there was that whole thing with the car had a suction cup cannon?

and it just was useless. Like there was a whole thing where it didn't advance the plot at all. Nope. I think they got the advice that like there's a, you build tension by like the hero's plan fails or doesn't succeed. And they're like, yeah, because he sucks. Yeah. Not because like a new thing happens.

Yeah. No, there's no new development. He just sucks. It's very realistic. Like in real life you try stuff and sometimes just doesn't work out. Yeah, you try the suction can and be like, yeah, that's on me. That was dumb. It's cinema verite.

So back at the police station, Manimal, he has in this show, he has a lady cop partner. And she is pretending to be a sex trafficked hooker fresh out of a UN woman stealing scheme. Amazing. Again, all of this is delivered off screen. I had to watch this scene twice because she's wearing a horizontal black and white dress, her sexy dress, which is she looks great. but that's specifically the outfit you can't wear on TV because the interlacing has no idea what to do when those horizontal stripes shift. So she's got this Moira effect that is just this mesmerizing glitch in reality. And I'm just like, oh, my God, like she's just this walking static field.

I love, I don't know. I don't know how to explain it. I guess I did. And part of a, part of a UN woman stealing scheme. Again, an entire plot for an episode way better than this one that they're just like single sentence delivered. All that happened off screen. We don't have to talk about that again. Yeah, it's not even really related to anything,

except maybe later on she tries to, she has to seduce someone to distract them. And like, yeah. So they, they, they, she gives, like, she pretends to get in a fight with her boss and they, like, drag her off to be like, okay, this case is over. You're on, you're on to the next thing. But they very clearly imply like, oh,

it might be good to be back on your feet for a change. Like, she's, like she fucked her way through that case. Right. And she very playfully says, like, well, I managed to never get off my feet. And they're like, whoa, hold on. You didn't fuck all those guys? They're astonished. Just assumed she would have.

There's a scene here. They have the balls to cut to manimal here. And he says, it's hard to put together a puzzle without half the pieces. It's like, dude, you're in a fucking manimal plot. None of this makes any sense. We have a tenth of one of the pieces. Yeah. Also, crucially, Rini Santoni is the police lieutenant who I know, and I think other people might know, as Poppy from Seinfeld.

Oh, yeah? And he's also in Cobra, I think. But he doesn't really do anything in Manil. He just kind of shows up to be like, and that wraps it all up. Thanks, Manimal. Yeah, he's the boss of a side character. Right. He's not Manimel's boss.

Yep. He's the boss of a side character. Every once in a while the side character has to be like, oh, right, I actually have to go report to my job. And animals, like, have fun. There's an important thing happening here is that Tyrone is he's taping bedding steps back together because he's a horse junk. He like went through the trash to get all the bets on the horse that lost because now that they are going to prove that the horse that won was the fake horse that should nullify the bets. And then he thinks that all these second place bets will win, that they'll somehow retroactively be. Like winning bets.

So he's taping them together. Is that how you guys think horse racing might work? I don't know a lot about it. I don't think so. But I'm not sure we're supposed to. I think the character is such a horse junkie that he is just, the joke might be that he thinks this would work and it obviously wouldn't. Yeah, I don't think if you can prove a horse switcheroo,

then second place gets all the nullified. I don't think that's probably the bylaws. All of the bets are nullified, yeah. I was so, I was barely paying attention to that because what happens next is a lady coppum animal just start dirty talking. God damn, yeah. Do you take a clip of this?

Of course I took a clip of this. And I just want to say, I took a clip of this because it veers off into what can only be described as manimal-specific dirty talk. Yeah. Talk about it being hot in here. Like it?

Well, suffice to say you're going to have to be careful not to bring out the animal in me. Which one? Oh, now that depends on whether you'd like me to make you pur like a kitten. Why don't you two quit it? I never know whether to laugh or leave the room. Leave the room.

Leave the room. She's like, she's like, get out. We're going to fuck. I want to fuck that panther. He's like, no, I'm kidding. Okay, so that's just not, he's like, hey, so I could fuck you as a house cat or a lion. I mean, it's up to you.

Either way, it's fine with me. Like, sorry? Huh? And her answer is definitively, yes, both. Why did he pick only animals with barbed penises? Right. Yeah, do you want to be, you want to be yowling so loud?

You wake up the whole neighborhood at two in the morning? Yeah, I can make that happen. Perhaps we can do it duck style. Yeah. Or a bear. They have like a bony baculum, I believe it's called. Too much animal dick knowledge on this podcast. And in the show, M animal.

Maybe not enough. Maybe not enough dick knowledge in the show Mammal. Because she was just, she at the end there, you heard her say after Tyrone said, I don't know whether they'll have to leave the room. She explicitly said, leave the room. Yeah. Like that's do it. It's not a joke.

She just says, I would get the fuck out of there. Like, as soon as you say that, like, oh, you're right. I don't want to see what's going to happen next. I think if a man said, I'm going to turn into a line and have sex of this. The hot lady from Plash Gordon, there's no way I'm leaving the room unless they explicitly asked me to. Okay.

That's how you and I are different. I would have needed some time to, like, naturally discover what that looks like. when the internet is invented. Yeah, you want to do a little research and then come back? Yeah, I would need to be prepped. Before the live show, I for sure need to... Sure. ...nees to watch like the remedial courses before I just go right into the soul-scaring live show.

No, I'm getting in. I'm petting the lion's hair. So at this point, this is, you know, 15, 20 minutes into the episode. Manimal just outlines every single aspect of the case. He's like, oh, of course, they've switched their horse here. and they're relying on the ut-to and not. Like, he solved the entire case in the first act, and then he just tells everybody about it,

leaving him 40 minutes to just do nothing, nothing, but look really smug about it. And this is what I mean. The details are simple, but there's just way too many of them. They, like, fake a skydiving accident and kidnap a horse and fake a horse's death and kidnap a woman and then replace the horse. And it's all, so many things could go wrong. And then they did.

Like, lots of them didn't work out. Yeah, all their plans. All their plants are bad and they don't work. So Manimal drives back over to the stuck-up owner lady's farm. And she's nursing a sick baby horse. Of course, he using his animal powers, can instantly convince any horse to suck almost anything. Just reading what it says in Sean's notes. That's exactly right.

I'm a word for word. No, my notes actually say Manimal poke feeds the baby horse. That's what it literally says in my notes. Okay. Tracy Skaggins is driven into a lusty trance by the sight of a man hand-feeding milk to a sick horse. Yes, as all women would be. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's normal. That's just normal.

I feel like if you bring a horse back to life for a woman, that's a, like, a pro. You know what I mean? Like, that's a... I mean, sure. Yeah, it's... I mean, it's not bad, but it's like the way she looks at him is, like, insane. Like, she just came. and now she's like, oh my God.

What if he was a lion, though? I grew up pretty country. A lot of horse owners in the neighborhood growing up. And I feel like if I nursed a horse back to life and the woman still had her panties on when I was done, I'd be like, wait, well, what the fuck just happened? Why are your underpants still on this? Something doesn't make sense here. And they'd thrash against the walls of reality. Okay, but throughout the rest of the episode, she, she like knows.

She knows right right away. Okay, I love Manimal. Manimal surely also loves me. Like in her mind alone, this relationship has been completely sealed. We didn't mention earlier. They exited the last scene together holding hands. Like, they're very intimate. Yeah.

This is a horse courtship, for sure. There was some line. I don't know who said this. I just have written in my nose, horse flesh, the word horse flesh. So someone, I think, says like, oh, are you interested in more than horse flesh, which is an insane way? to say that mannable is horny, not just for the horse, but for its owner. Manimal-specific dirty talk, tell you, can only be.

It's exclusive to mannimal. So, like, while he's doing this, the Lady Cop and Tyrone, they follow the evil people to their horse palace. It's not like a, it's not just a stable. It's like a mansion. It's like a compound. Yeah, it's a, it's an evil horse palace. I don't know the horse words. Lady cop's plan.

She jumps in a. truck hides in the hay. It could not go worse. She is processed as hay because she hid in the working farm's hay truck. She gets craned into a bailer. She says nothing. She's just like, well, I'm willing to die for this.

As she's being processed into hay. Luckily, Tyrone has immediately gotten a job as a farm hand in like the 30 seconds between this has happened. He's that good. He susses out. He finds a hay bay. with one of her shoes in it and it's like, well, she's in the process of being turned into, hey, I must go save her.

Yeah, he sees her fingers. She could get out of this if she could just do one pull-up. But, no. So he bashes out the farmer and then climbs up and saves her. And I swear to God, did you take a clip of what she says? No, I didn't. Okay. She has no comedic instincts.

So she says, thanks for bailing me out. Oh, what am I saying? She just legitimately didn't know. Yeah, the. audience, it's just forced to be like, oh, right, I guess there was a pun in that. So later that night, that's another of their plans that just, yeah, that didn't work because that was fucking stupid. Like, you didn't face an unforeseen setback.

There's a moment I loved where the guy that he bashes out, he like picks him up and he gaslights him into thinking that a hay bale fell on them. He's like, oh, geez. Oh, we got bonked real hard, pal. Case closed. So later that night, she, the lady cop escorts Manimal to a taxidermy warehouse in the inner city? Yes, my notes say, did I hear that right? And I did.

There's a lot of animal infrastructure in the city that I didn't know that they're like a thriving warehouse where they make taxidermy. Yeah, it's like in like the Pokemon games where just everyone, the only thing anyone talks about is Pokemon.

In the world of animal, all anyone is entrusted in is animals. It's more convenient for him. Exactly. So he breaks in a couple of attacks dogs run out. So he pauses and makes the attack dogs watch for two straight minutes as he turns from a man into a panther. Just impulsing fearful terror. He has a look on his face that he might explode. He's like, I've never tried this shit before. He looks like in blade when the vampires explode

when they get him with the anti-vampire drug. I think that's a super appropriate look because he should be legitimately very worried that like, okay, this is going to take two minutes. Those dogs are Dogs are going to kill me by the time I get. He could have just been a Doberman and like gone in undercover, but he chose the form of giant death cat. Yeah, he mammals into a panther. And then the dogs just run away completely ruined for the rest of their lives. But first it cuts inside because it's, yes, it is an evil taxidermist factory.

There's three guys assembling a dog corpse in the middle of the night. And they have Doberman guards. And okay, so to me, I think this is beyond the scope of mistake. Like the dumbest writer would never think. taxidermy worked this way, which means I think it's storytelling. I think Manamil uncovered some kind of dog Frankenstein plot here that, like, in a future episode, this would pay off. Because there's just no fucking way. You went undercover as a dog in the dog Frankenstein factory, but that's not what we're doing today. Yeah, no, no. But they could call back to it. It'd be like,

it was strange that though they were working one in the morning to assemble a dog corpse. But I don't, I don't like the dormants left. I think they should have been loyal dogs. They should have fought the Panther to death. That would have been a much better scene than them just leaving. But I love how he handles it next because the Panther is there, sort of to scare the dogs, mostly because that's his stealth form. So he sneaks around the warehouse as like a 400-pound cat. That's a stealth form. And there's a wonderful shot here where he gets to the filing cabinet, and there's little panther paws going on files. Oh, little kitty cat paw to check the horse files. It is the cutest thing. It's cuter than when

kit rolls alongside Knight Rider. It's the, it was so. fucking adorable. It's so clearly, like, it cuts from, like, an actual panther's face to just, like, clearly what's like a paw on a stick. Just like, like, not even like, it doesn't look convincing. It looks like a child's

toy and just like sort of like pawing through these files. Through the files, rightfully through files as a cat. And then, okay, here's one of a big terms. I don't want to talk about the panther a little. You're talking about it like he's stealthy. I want people to imagine this is a real panther. So this is a wild animal who is confused.

as shit. So this panther is like skidding around a warehouse in sheer panic. And they're cutting the footage they can around that, but like you can tell. You can tell this animal is very confused and it's not performing like a stealth mission. Yeah, that panther, whatever scenario they put it in, it just, it's always terrified. It always, and has no idea, this has not been like trained for Hollywood to do things. They're just like, they're just setting a panther loose in a warehouse and being like, film it, film it. This shot ends with them tranquilizing it. There's no crate that it willingly gets back into.

So the turn the episode takes is that the doctor and his crew of midnight taxidermis come back. And already they're talking about being super pumped in general for the opportunity to skin a different big cat for the first time. It's an ocelot. And they're like, God, I've always wanted to do this. And then, holy shit, animal hides by laying down on the table. pretending to be what they're about to skin. I took a clip of this whole, this whole exchange,

because it's such, it's dialogue that can only happen in Mammal. Hey, Doc. Yes. Thought we weren't going to get a panther until next week. What? I never saw that panther before. Get about the oscillate.

I'll skin this path first. Won't that head look great on a wall? What? Oh! Look out. He's alive. Go get him. He's one of course of you!

Oh, it's so fucking awesome. There's a thing we skip past. I want to hold this up again. Because he's a panther and evil taxidermy warehouse, which means he can do that gag where he holds very still and pretends to be a mannequin, and they do. Manikins, like, I'm just a regular taxidermy panther. So they did that earlier in the scene,

and then he pretended to be the corpse. And then he pretended to be the corpse. I love that they have guns for exactly this occasion. I would, too. Like, if I worked in a taxidermy place, I'd be like, just in case some of these things aren't dead, I'm going to have a gun. I love that they're ready. They don't, they've never, this is a surprise fucking panther that nobody can account for. And they're like, I'm going to skin that fucking thing.

I'm just going to get to work. And then it leaps up miraculously alive. And they don't think, how the fuck did a live panther get in our evil inner city taxidermy warehouse? This shit happens all the time. They think good thing I carry a gun for this. Yep. and start chasing the taxidermy assistants. Not security guards, the taxidermy assistants in their doctor's coats,

pull out pistols and just start shooting. Yeah, not a second hesitation. It's the first thing they teach you at veterinarian school. So Manumel runs away and he leaps into the lady cop's car, which is waiting for him, and it speeds off. And like, that's how they end the scene. But like, stay with the taxidermy guys for one minute longer, while they deal with a fucking undead panther

that just hailed a taxi. Yeah, all they show is like five seconds of reaction where they're like, oh, God darn it. That amazing mystery, miracle panther got away. We didn't get a chance to shoot it. Fuck. Yeah, one of them should at least be going, the panther can drive?

Like, that ruined their whole world forever. God, it's so fucking funny. Oh, Jesus. So back at the evil horse palace, Tyrone is like telling all the, all the experienced far. He's distracting them with a story. And it's supposed to be like the most thrilling story they've ever heard is farmhands.

And I think it's a time about he took a horse surfing and they both drowned. Yeah. Is that what his story is about? I think so. The audio was kind of fucked up on this copy. So yeah, it's rough. I couldn't be sure. But yeah, I think it was a surfing horse.

I think it was a surfing horse and they were both dying in this story. And that's like, that's why they're all the farmhands are just locked in. And the plan is simply for the stuck up ownerly. lady to grab Splendid dancer, the real horse, and run away with it while he's telling a story. Of course, like all animal plans, this doesn't even sort of work. She like runs up. She's like, I knew you were alive. I'm here to rescue you horse.

Our, kidnapped, because she was too noisy. Yeah, because she just started yelling and they had no plan. So they get kidnapped. And then immediately they're like, well, we're going to kill this lady, of course. Right in front of Tyrone. Tyrone. Whatever Tyrone did to earn their trust in this half a day he's been. working here must have been amazing because they're like,

nah, nah, that guy's cool. Hey, we're going to kill this lady. You all right with that new guy? Like, listen, new guy is in no place to talk. If he tries to rat us out, we tell him about that horse he drowned. He did drown a horse, yeah. He did it. They each have blackmail on each other.

So Tyrone goes till I break her out and they get caught. And Tyrone literally tries the, well, what about that guy over there? And it works. Both of the villains just turn around. He knocks them out. And then he and the owner lady go to run away and they simply trip over the legs of the unconscious criminals and get recaptured.

It's the... It's so good. He just picks up his own gun. It's the most preventable failure. And says, give me an excuse. That man just punched you in the face. I just love that he trips. That plan failed.

Like in the Manimal Reuters room, they're like, oh, this is too early to have them get away. Having this plan failed? And somebody is like, maybe they just trip over their legs as they're trying to run away. Say no more. I'm already typing it up. Yep, perfect.

Tyrone trips. After that, my note say that it cuts to an animal's giant cat torturing lab. They have these little tiny pods with these really distressed animals in them. Why does you have like tigers and other cats just trapped in these like magnito, Hannibal Lecter-ass glass boxes? I think you know. I think we all know. This is a phantom zone.

It's a phantom zone for animals for sure. Oh, I thought it was a sex thing. Oh, okay. I mean, there's nothing in the lore that says the Phantom Zone isn't a sex thing for Superman, right? This is a recurring thing. This is Manimal's home base, and this is like this, he's just in a big room surrounded by tiny, tiny closet-sized glass cages with huge animals. He's got a lion, two lions and a tiger in there. And all of them are fucking losing their minds. They're just like spinning around. Where do I go? Where do I go? They actively hate every second they're on screen. So, yeah, cat torturing lab. Manimal at this point explains to his lady cop friend Actually I solved all of this in Act 1

Remember when I told you that Let's just let's just go get the horse now And she's like okay They're gonna do by my count the fourth undercover scheme of the episode Dale wants to be husband and wife And Manamil's like no no no brother and sister Because he is every type of pervert Brother and sister animals

Brother and sister but one of us is a cat But she finally decides she's a Southern Bell and he's a horse trainer. Meanwhile, down in the basement, Tyrone and the stuck-up owner lady, Tracy Skaggins, are just down there smashing the priceless wine collection? I actually legitimately love this scene so much. Where the rich guy needs a place to lock them. He locks them in his wine cellars. It's the only thing he has in his basement.

Tyrone's just reading off the expensive bottles of wine being like, this is probably the last one in existence, smash. Fuck them for kidnapping us Fuck this guy It's so good Legitimately a wonderful scene Yep And then so Manimal and Manimal and the lady cop are being shown around

Undercover around the Evil Horse Palace And Manimal says I need you to keep him busy The escort to keep him busy And so she defaults to immediately trying to fuck him And what she says is You know being around horses just makes my blood boil and the escort gives both her and Manamala look like, what the fuck are you talking about?

He is not into it. He looked at her like she was shitting out of her mouth, like just not into it at all. But the other guy was totally okay. Like, he was like, I trust you guys. You guys are so cool. You and your suspicious story. You're fucking weird theater kid vibes.

You could go anywhere you want on my farm. Yeah. You keep messing up and saying you're accidentally brother and sister, but you're also lovers. I don't like anything. it's happening. And then she switches it up to the seduction routine. It does not go well at all, like I said.

But I do sort of like that she sucks at everything. Like it's kind of funny that she can't even get the seduction stuff right. All of this is to cover because Manimal needs to find a quiet place to Manamol for five straight minutes. That's why she has to almost get fucked by this guard in a horse stable. It's because Manable's like, it takes me so long. You would need to. something to cover.

And she just, like, she remains on her feet in this instance, too, because instead of seducing the guy, she just gives him brain damage by just bonking him with a horse. She was in the back of the horse shoe. Caves in his skull. He's dead. Like, that guy's not getting up. Yeah, she only has to get to first base and then kill somebody. That's what her thing is.

Well, she dods the kiss. He finally turned around. He tried to kiss her. And then she's like, no, no, no, no, no. sit down and I'll just kill you with a horseshoe. That's how we're going to handle it. But that gave minimal enough time. He is now a horse.

He is minimalized into a horse. No transition. All of it off camera. Bullshit. All of it off cam. Yeah. They didn't have the horse costume ready for this one. You should have just seen that cock grow and grow and grow.

Jamie, don't. Jamie, please. I'm begging you. I think it'd be better if it shrunk and shrunk and shrunk. Because he's like the one small cock-holes. Like he's got this. Like an enormous gigantic and then it shrinks to hork size. So he doesn't even get that satisfaction.

No. So he comes out as a horse and she immediately starts slapping him on the ass until he turns around and the horse winks at her and she winks back. Not a verification that it's him. This might just be a regular horse. She doesn't know. She might be having light foreplay with a regular horse. And then all of this is to confirm that they know they're playing and their plan here.

not shitting you. The plan is she's going to light the horse stables on fire to distract the farm hands. If you're listening to this in the, if you listen to the first episode, you might recognize this as exactly the villains plan in the Knight Rider one. They were like, how could any monster do this? Light the horse stable on fire with all the horses inside. That's what she does. And all of this is so mannimal as a horse can sneak in and steal the other horse. So we watch a horse steal a horse. It's incredible.

He unties a rope and then leads it out by that rope. The horse does this. It's incredible. Yeah, like a real horse had to do that. Like, that's, I had to stop myself and feel like, wait, this is the 80s. Like, that's just a horse. You're all tricked by movie magic. They just played it backwards.

So the horse, it just tied the knot. Oh, well, that's funny. And it put the horse back. Because it's easy to train a horse to tie a knot. Yeah, yeah. I see why you're max, but that's not going to happen. I'm such a sucker. So of course, this does not work.

It's work even slightly. This ends with the evil sexy jockey lady, mounting mannimal, telling him, you're going to learn who's boss and riding him hard and dirty, whipping him the whole time while he jumps and rides. It's incredibly perverse. Yeah, this is, this was the scene that got them to start doing this. animal. Like they just, everything was leading up to this point and everything after was just they didn't give a shit.

Um, and this was just it. They needed. Yeah. They came. They got off. Yeah. Oh.

Everything after this is just post not clarity. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, I guess I'm like more minimal. I'm not really interested in manual anymore, but like I started, I saw lost all interest abruptly, but turns into a bird again or something. Yeah.

I don't know. Uh, manimal eventually bucks her off and then two farmhands run up and instantly say, she's okay. The actress is dead She's fucking dead Yeah, they snapped her neck 100% yeah

They're saying she's okay While cradling her limp head Just lolling around in their hands I killed the woman Just killed that lady She rode him until he came And then he murdered her As he does with all of his mates

I think that's how that's how manamol's breed So now it's the lady copse turn She's gonna ride Manimal She mounts up on Manamol And they chase the evil The evil horse people they are going, they're taking Tyrone and the stuck up owner lady off in a car and they're going to execute them in a quarry or something. But now it's a man who is a horse chasing a car.

It's a horse on car chase with the extra element of man. The stunt woman is, you know, obviously you can't see her face. So she's like desperately ducking under trees that are 70 feet above her. So it's, that's how they handle that. If you're like, how did they make, how did they hide her face? face because no, Dale Arden did not do her own horse stunt. No, because they saw she was going to, but then she saw the other actress just fucking died. Yeah.

So Manable beats the car by getting ahead of it using horse powers and then plays chicken with the car. Yes. But, you know, as a horse. And they're like, well, rather than kill this mysterious horse and this woman, I think we'll just crash ourselves into a tree and die. And then Tyrone They do that Tyrone like leg strangles a guy from the back seat While mannibals just like

Rearing up celebrate It's so fucking rad This show rules All the The living goons jump out of the car And one by one they run up to fist fight the horse They run up to just try to fight the horse No chance

They don't know he's a animal They're not like I This horse is our enemy They're like For all they know the horse We just got loose It crashed their car Fuck that horse.

No, I agree with the goons here. So the horse knocks them all out, and then we cut away to all the goons being arrested. The plot has been foiled. Tracy Skaghan starts making out with Manimal right in front of his lady cop friend. And that's when he gets to say one last perverted manimal exclusive thing. I'm sorry. I have my mouth hurt, sorry. Sit down on something.

Oh. Yeah. Oh. Isn't it not too bad. Why don't you just sit down here, Jonathan? You'll have to excuse me. It's just feeling a little bit with you. That's crazy.

If you couldn't hear that very well, that one especially was quiet. Manimal says, oh, my mouth, and after she crates, Tracy Skagin's kisses him, he goes, oh, my mouth, my mouth, it hurts, it hurts so bad because I've bitten down on something

that was a bit too hard. And then the lady cop pushes him down, and he leaps back up because his ass hurts too because she put a bridle in and whipped his ass too hard while she was riding him as a horse. So horse damage carries over. Carries over into human form.

I feel like that fucks up mannimal lore. Yeah, yeah. Well, when he did the bird in the other episode, there were like feathers coming off of him when he turned back and he got shot at or stabbed or something. So he couldn't manimal all the way back because he was hurt. So both his That means both his mouth and ass

Are still mostly horse His asshole is completely Horse If he took his pants down He'd have a horse asshole You're right Okay As long as that's been established

Uh The only thing left to do Is a little bit of comedy To wrap this up The uh The friend Tyrone He's like now that this This plot has been

Bash to pieces By Manimals Mighty Horse Kicks Uh He's gonna He's got his winning lottery tickets remember because he went and recovered all of them. And so he's going to be rich.

And now he, but he, get this, you guys, he, what he did was he hid them in the goat pen. Uh-oh. Oh, oh, oh, the goat ate them all. Time to, time to throw our heads back for a manimal laughing freeze frame. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, we're skipping. M animal makes a poop joke. He's like, well, when you're, we're, we're skipping.

get those back, you won't want them because they'll be poop. He's like, he's not a super funny dude. And then he laughs, everyone laughs so hard that Tyrone loses another ticket to the goat. Because he still had some left, but he's like, oh, the poop joke, hey, oh no, he ain't made out of my hand. It's fucking stupid. This show sucks. I'll be indebted to this animal for the rest of my days.

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