The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG - Extra Weiner - 230 Tidbits with Rusty Shackles

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

Enough furry stuff, (who's kidding who, amiright?) Let's spend some time with Rusty Shackles and the DOGGZZONE Hunk Boys for a rousing round of TIDBITS! The bits you're ready for!

Extra winner! Extra winner! Extra winner! Extra winner! Gather together from the cosmic reaches of the universe. Here in this great hall of justice are the most powerful forces of good ever assembled. Shambere! Brockway!

Guest! Extra winner! It's a monster! Let's get out of here! It's a monster! Let's get out of here! Hey welcome we're doing Extra winner we're here with Rusty Shackles and we are playing let me get the theme song ready for this we're playing Glorious Glorious Tidbit Yahtzee playing, let me get the theme song ready for this.

We're playing Glorious Glorious Tidbit Yahtzee. Are you ready for the tidbits? Are you ready for the tidbits? Are you ready for the cute puns and the hunky puns? It's a thousand-word ways to fun. A hundred, a hundred times better song than anything in Kangaroo. Thank you.

That's me and Jamie collaborating on the tidbit Yahtzee theme song. Praise him, the rules are simple. You give me a number between 1 and 498 and I give you a page from 10,000 things to praise God for. A 1993 book by Jan Gargatz. Now after you get your page, you select two glorious tidbits to keep and give the rest to Satan.

After three rounds, we look at your six tidbits and how well they work together to honor Christ in his glory, praise be his tidbits. No time for questions. Our Lord God needs those tidbits. Rusty, go. All right, I'll take page 343 all right, let's see your tidbits

Okay Those who are not wise in their own conceits Huh, that's a weird thing to praise God, okay The word that the Holy Spirit prompts in times of need, the assurance that what has been forgiven will remain forgiven. Food given to the starving, water given to the parched, God's countering the conspiracies brought against us, hearts inclined to keep the law, those who answer emergency numbers on the first ring. That's a wild one to put in the rest of it. Like you're channeling fucking Charlton Heston with the rest of these.

You're like, but I appreciate a prompt response from 911. I love a nice grocer. Well oiled roller skates? For when the enemies forsake you for that. Yeah, it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, next one is a godmother who is praying for you daily. Those who know how to build a good fire. It's all over the fucking place.

God's invitation to be a guest at the wedding feast of the lamb. See, that's Charlton Heston again. Yeah, dude, that's some cult shit. You said like, I like a good fire, Charlton Heston. It's like, shut up. The plague be upon you. I'm here to deliver the word of the Lord,

and it is bad. It is terrible. Parents who laugh uproariously with their children, parents who never laugh at their children, continental shelves. A plague of frogs be upon you. Ha ha ha ha ha. A nurse who can hit the vein on the first try.

Okay, those are your tidbits. Which of those would you like to keep and which are given to Satan? Did we lose you? No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I had you on because I was laughing so much. I'm having such a good time here. I will take the venipuncture one because I actually work in medical billing.

So that hit in the vein. I'm going to give you vein. Big fan. Shut up. Venipuncture. And I'll take the godmother who loves you. That kind of ties in with the theme of the Kangarati. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, extended family.

She's not family. OK, we're going to go with Vane, first try, and godmother love, Brockway. Select your tidbits. I'm gonna go with 187, the police code for the devil. All right, here we go. Strolling musicians. What?

Getting the L. You know, musicians are around for a stroll. I don't know if she means like marching bands or just like a guy with a violin going for a walk. Like much more casual than a marching band. It's like when you're in the park and you see Rod Stewart. Just walking around serenading nature. I guess I'd be grateful for that.

Getting the alfalfa cut before the sun comes up. Freedom from stinging insults. Pianists. Uh... See, if you carried a keytar, you could be a pianist and a strolling musician. Praise God for pianists. Praise God. Those who know where to turn off the electricity. The child who finally learns to ride a bike.

Those who seek the Lord while he may be found. Those who call upon the Lord when he draws near. Jesus. Beautifully decorated, entirely edible, gingerbread houses. Praise him. Alertness at 80. There's only one author I'm gonna go with this one. I'm gonna go with this one. I'm gonna go with this one. I'm gonna go with this one. I'm gonna go with this one. I'm gonna go with this one. I'm gonna go with this one.

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Ooh. OK. Mobility. Those who help you remember what you want to remember. Those who help you forget what you want to forget. And Sonatas by Mozart. OK, those are your tidbits. All right.

I'm going to play the game from the opposite perspective. I am trying to court Satan and his favor. Okay So I want to give him the best ones. I think there was one about people who seek the Lord Okay, I think I think he would really like I think the devil would really like those so I'm I'm not choose not that one This okay, I'm gonna give that I'm gonna give that to the devil. I think there was also one about people who know how to turn your electricity off. Definitely giving that to the devil. He'll love that.

I think- He knows where the breaker box is, the devil. You know what? I think the only things I'm gonna keep are strolling musicians and pianists because he has enough rock in hell. Like, he's good. He's good on music,

but I'm going to give everything else to him. And I think he would really like it. Yeah. OK. Great tidbit choices. Rusty, your turn. All right, I'll do 263.

263. Possibly a great choice. We'll find out. Repairers of canoe punctures? Yes. Sometimes you know there's just such a specific story. Quadruple the font, by the way. She was going to die in a river somewhere.

That was four times bigger than the other fonts. Praise him for swim up canoe repairs. You've got two other giant font ones on this page. You got the spirit filled, God's arms extended to innocent victims. So those are all very, very gigantic. I want you to know that those three are gigantic. The rest are very tiny.

Equal footing with canoer apparently. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Uh, the fun of seeing Hoover Dam lighted at night. Ha ha ha. All right. Brick walls covered in English ivy. Uh, those who give thanks in all circumstances.

Obedient servants, the Gulf Stream current. Praise God for the Gulf Stream current? Fire engines. Fire engines. Two-year-olds dancing their socks off. God's sending Jesus Christ to not only show us the way, but to be the way. Deliverance from false doctrine.

God's knitting us together by the spirit. Boldness to rebuke the storm-tossed waves that assault our ship. All Aston, baby. Yep. Is this picture of shoving her out of the way of the typewriter, typing madly? No, no.

Yeah, fuck your fire engines People must know what this word the fucking Gulf Stream. Are you kidding with a rebuke of the Lord shall be a port? Last one's kind of a good combination of both having all wrong desires driven from our hearts. No wait. That's all chest Charlton has Okay, rusty some really wild choices there Who do you which do you give to the Lord? I want to thank the Lord for canoe repair because I'm just imagining a little otter with a little construction hat and a little tool belt. That's adorable.

Yeah, that's adorable. Yeah, praise him for adorable otters. And then also, I'm going to praise him for Hoover Dam at night because I've never thought about that. And now I'm like, I really want to see Hoover Dam. I'm not going to Google it. I'm going to save that for Hoover Dam at night because I've never thought about that. And now I'm like, I really kind of want to see Hoover Dam. I'm not even going to Google it. I'm going to save that for a real life experience. Save it.

Yeah. Next Vegas trip, let's drive out to beautiful Hoover Dam at night. OK. Brockway, your turn. I'll take 66.6. 66.6. 66.6.

The giant font on this page is microwave ovens. Why? Why though? The souls who are one to the Lord at a kitchen table. Elders that give their down. Oh. Elders that give their down. Oh, eiders that give their down. Eiders that give their down. That's just so Christian, I don't even know what that means.

Yeah, I have no idea. Falconers, falconers. No, why praise God for falconers? Fucking why not? Who else are you going to thank? Freedom from Force, that is right under falconers. So I feel like they were just working on a really cool movie called Falconer Freedom Force.

It was called Freedom from Force, and it was about falconers. Yes. The survivors of sunken ships. The next one is not the fallen on sunken ships. The next one is God's blood coursing through the veins of our souls. Oh, got real heads in there. Those willing to submit for the common good. The word that enriches, detours that prove to be more interesting than pre-planned routes.

The hope of one day experiencing shekinah glory. Again, this is so Christian, I don't even know what these words are. Uh, testimonies that build faith, not reputation. Shared vision. Helpers that truly are solid construction. A place that immediately feels like home. Editing that enhances calming influences.

Affirmation, the friend who embodies joy, even in physical suffering. All right, so not a ton of winners, but your choice. Pick two of those tidbits. I figure, I think the devil's good on microwave ovens. Pretty hot down there. Pretty hot down there. So I'm gonna take that one.

I definitely wanna leave the one about the survivors of sunken ships. I'm giving those to the devil. He's gonna love the taste of them. Gonna give all that stuff about Christ's blood and all that going straight to the devil. I really hope I'm earning some points here. I think I'll keep the one about eidards and down

because I think that might just be like an old timey word for a goose. And like, I don't think he really wants a goose So either is that give downs? Okay. Yeah, if it's something really good, I'm sorry Satan I didn't understand I think it's I think it's geese and I think you probably don't want geese in hell or Conversely, I think probably all the geese go to hell already Absolutely. Yeah, plus you're giving him falers. Satan is going to be fucking stoked. He gets freedom from Force.

He gets Falconers. He gets like Brandon Lee, who was probably in that movie. Yeah, that's a Brandon Lee movie. Maybe Mark Dacascos, Brandon Lee together. It could be Mark Dacascos. Bolo Young was for sure in that movie. So you're welcome, Satan. I bet one of them is named Freedom and the other is named Force.

Yeah, the Falconer, of course. Yes, the Falconer's named Force. Wait, no, one is named Freedom, one is Force, and one's the Falconer, one's the Falcon. There it is. Oh, fuck, I love it. All right, Rusty, your final round. Let's get those tidbits.

All right, I will do 138 because my friend's a big Misfits fan, and he'll like, oh. They're like, 138. All right. There we go. 138. OK.

Your giant font on the page is bushy-tailed gray mountain squirrels. Of all, it's important the most. Like, when you say your prayers tonight, you have to say the words, bushy mountain squirrels, bushy-tailed gray mountain squirrels. That's the secret word to let God know you know what's up. Fathers who take their children Christmas shopping.

God's unlimited power and might. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. But also Christmas shopping. The availability of eternal life to every race and nation. Just submit to our Christian authority. Freed prisoners of war, fucking amazing. Unability to truly hear the word.

A desire to digest the word of God. An ardent seeking to live by the word, the purple plumes of lilac trees, those who exhort others to holiness fences that protect from the unsafe being given a warning instead of a citation. Those skilled at negotiating the sound of a ball hitting a mitt the day the bandages come off. Fellow Christian believers in Zambia, foot massages. Freedom from needing pain relievers

as a daily medication, freedom from needing antidepressants as a daily medication. Oh, there's the story. It's going to be long. They went off their meds because they found Scientology. Okay, a lot of great choices there, Rusty. What's your thinking? What are the two you're giving God, which you're going to Satan? Okay, the one I actually want to kind of keep the squirrels. I know that sounds weird, but like I work at home and like my cats drive me nuts. And if there's squirrels in the window, it gives me some peace. So that helps me get closer to God.

I can use that time. I'm not paying attention to my cats for God. So I'm going to keep the squirrels. OK. And then I can't not take God's unlimited power in my eye. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty dope. If you roll that, you take that every time. It's game breaking. Yeah.

Like, I mean, the one earlier about the thing, Jesus's blood coursing through me, it felt like Fist of the North Star kind of stuff. And I was like, yeah, I could be a little Ken Churro with unlimited power. OK, sure. Great logic. I think God will appreciate it.

I can't see what I'm trying to check what you're giving Satan. You're giving him the sound of a ball hitting a mitt. It's a pretty big win for Satan there. Well, there is also something about fathers by taking their kids to Christmas shopping. So maybe they could find the two. Maybe he can play catch with his dad for the first time. Oh, what a beautiful day for Satan and his son.

He doesn't get to play catch with his heavenly father anymore, so. That's true. Right, he's got to make it up. He's got to be the change. Yeah. I wish there was a word that could make me feel better about that.

There is. It's Satan. I wish there was a word that could make me feel better about that. There is it. Satan! Let's do Brockway's final round and then we'll tally up the scores. Have we done number one yet? Give me number one. All right, we'll go all the way to one. God's existence, God's presence with us, God's manifestations in our midst. Jesus Christ, God's word made flesh, the old rugged cross, the church, a glass of warm milk before bedtime. So it took seven before they got off the real hardcore God stuff.

I'm keeping the milk, all the rest of that straight to Satan. All right, let's see. Where were we? Glass of warm milk before bedtime. Books. Outward visible signs of inward invisible works. What? What does that mean?

And then friends, not the show, the concept. Holy sanctuaries, rest from our enemies. The loved one who finally comes to know God, fresh juicy oranges after a grueling tennis match. There's my other one, keepin' that. There it is. I got milk and oranges, the devil can have everything else.

Okay, warm bedtime milk, and post tennis oranges. Mm-hmm. All the rest of the powers of God, the existence of Jesus Christ, all for you, Satan, all for you. He'll love it. Okay, so let's go over Rusty's. He got a nice vein, first dry vein,

the love of a godmother, canoe repair, Hoover Dam at night, bushy tailed mountain squirrels, and God's unlimited power. Pretty, pretty eclectic. Only one Heston in there. Only one Heston in that deck. You better hope you draw it. So I think that's a pretty good build. I mean, you've got electric powers,

you've got a well-maintained canoe, you've got an animal companion, and then, of course, god-dominated power. That'll help a lot in most situations. Like, catch a vein on the first try. That's handy. Absolutely. Yeah, so that's a bonus to heal.

OK, so Brockway, you have strolling musicians, pianists, I assume they're stationary, microwave ovens, elders, eiders that give downs, and warm bedtime milk, and post tennis oranges. Yep, and the rest goes straight to the devil. So this is pretty good. You're like a bard with real arcane powers, like eiders that give downs.

That's like, you got to check the errata to see how that affects gameplay. No, baby, I'm a warlock and I'm trying to please my patron. I think it's going to work because you got that warm bedtime milk. You can really meditate well with that. And of course, the post-Tennis Orange, that's a crazy good buff.

But I feel like Rusty is going to come out on top simply because he did have God's unlimited power in his build. So congratulations, Rusty. You won this game of tidbits. Why have you fought Satan meets Satan? Are you ready for the tidbits? Are you ready for the tidbits? Are you ready for the coupons and the hunky buns? It's a thousand-word ways to fun.