The Doug Stanhope Podcast - 10 Min Podcast: Day 02 Audible Recording

Episode Date: June 2, 2016

Order Doug's book "Digging Up Mother: A Love Story" on Amazon , Barnes & Noble  and at DougStanhope.com   Day 2 of the Audible recording session.Recorded June 01, 2016 at the Fun House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Bruce from Audible, and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille.  LINKS: Follow us on Periscope - @DougStanhope @GregChaille @HDFatty   Doug Stanhope at Carlos Murphy's in Las Vegas, 1990 -   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHpXc19Ci0M   Audible.com - http://www.audible.com   Closing song, "Adderall Jack", by Billy Hayes (twitter - @Hayesy79). Available on Soundcloud.   Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.comSupport the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

all right that's day two of the audio book that was only two days get on the mic get on the mic 11 hours i believe each day 10 and a half 11 hours that's what uh for stand-up that's like two weeks in two days i wake up with my shaky, alcoholic, quivering voice. Hang on, Chad, you read this. I need a few drinks to settle down. And then Chad reads, saves the fucking day. Then I come back. I still can't fucking read, but the shakes went away,

but the stutter's still there. At the end, I hope, I can't wait for the end of this when we can do all the other parts where we put podcasts together with people talking about the different chapters that they're in. But right now, I'm fucking hammered. I want to cry again. Not even from the book. Fuck mother.

I just want to cry for myself. Chad's a monster. I just called my wife and told her to come pick me up so I could go home and take a shower and then bring me back. Is she going to do that? Yeah. All right. That's very nice.

You stayed the night. The first time you've ever stayed the night and stayed through the day, and you didn't even have your own guest house because Chris O'Connor was here. So you had to stay in one of the fucking main house bedrooms. I'm going to take a shit. I go, make all the noise you want. I'll walk outside. That was the first time I ever had to blow mud in the inside house.

It's horrible when you wake up in the morning and you have to take a shit and you know the toilet is three feet from somebody else's head. With the thinnest walls in the world in this 1910 house. It's like camp. I once tried to get out of here early in the morning when i had to shit because i didn't want and it was like a full house there was people in both rooms people on the couch oh is that a thursday i had to i made it out to the truck out by the fire hydrant and i was getting ready to leave and then i noticed that a bunch of dogs shit next to the fire hydrant and

i was like fuck it i can do that too i shit out in the street one day did you i i wouldn't have made it home i would i would have shit my pants so walking the dogs on the horse trail i had a shit i had diarrhea really bad and but i was out on the horse trail and i squatted and and squirted that was the closest to a public shit, but that was out in the fucking desert. 50 feet from the housing tractor in here. Yeah, but no one could see me, and I duck-walked back,

so I tried to get the least stainage on my underpants. Saks underpants, by the way. We don't plug Saks underpants. Sax underpants, by the way. We don't plug sax underpants often enough. Since then, now Doug always wears camouflage underpants. Shit-stained camouflage. I keep toilet paper in my

truck. I keep it in my ass. I'm better than you. You might be a better read on a book on... audiobook. That's what I'm trying to say. Oh my god, does it stink. At some

point, I want to just mail the unedited version of this to Bill Burr so he never feels bad again about his ad copy reads. Bruce, who's producing this from audible.com.

Audible.com. Do you like books on tape? No? Then you're a fucking cunt and a terrorist. Can we do that as an ad copy at some point? Do you think they'd pay us for that? Audible.com. Hey, are you beheading some journalist? Do you think they'd pay us for that? Audible.com. Hey, are you beheading

some journalist? Yes? Then you hate Audible.com. Anyway, Bruce, who's sat here sober for 22 hours in the last two days

watching me fuck up. It sucks because I watch doesn't suck. I want Chad to make a living off of this. He has the best voice ever. But he does it so well and he didn't write this.

He doesn't know the words. I wrote the fucking thing and I fuck up 20 times to his one and he stops himself and says i'm gonna do that again bruce and chaley sit there producing i'm i'm just looking at the board when i this is all bruce fuck you i watch you guys when i'm reading and i look at you when I'm done a paragraph or a chapter and you go, hmm, with your eyes. That's because no news is good news. So the only time we chime

in is if there's something to fix. I know because of the way we're doing it, I know we're going to get another run at it. We're going to have so much coverage, we're going to be able to piece it together. But when Chad's reading, you're fucking trying not to laugh. We laugh at you too. You have your fucking goatee in your

groin when Chad is reading. When I'm reading, you're like, oh, fuck. Please, God. Please, God, get it right. When's Chad up again? I'm the opposite. I pause every time thinking, well, that sucked, and I'm waiting for somebody to tell me, that sucked. Do it

again. No news is good news. Yeah. They don't say anything because they're busy laughing. Wiping the tears from our eyes. Honestly, if we had time to do this over again, Chad reads the whole thing. I'll chime in for a piece, a sentence, a Matt Becker impression.

Other than that, I shut the fuck up. On the next book, it's Chad Shank reading the whole fucking thing. Doug, I think we have a part for you reading the credits. The contents? The acknowledgements? I'd like to thank Chad Shank. Acknowledgements. All right, Bruce, we had a couple questions for you.

Last night we asked you the worst person you ever had to work with. Tonight, what's the longest single recording session? Because we've... As of tonight, this. Really? Yeah, yesterday.

11 hours? I think it's 10 and a half. Like a day, what you're talking about is not the session of an entire book, but a day session. A day. These, I'd say.

Previously, before that, it was seven or eight, so it's kind of close. So it started, I had one session that started six, it wasn't all book, started six in the morning, we went to like, so I guess this would be the second. So we went from six to six. To be fair, were those people drinking and partying all day as well? They were not, sir.

Okay. It was probably six. Wait, to be fair, how many days was it? That was just the one day. So the longest single session was 12. All right, so fuck you. We have four. But yeah, as of today, on average, we started at 11.

Hang on. Yeah, because some of the audio books I've listened to are like 27 hours long. I can't imagine. But they space it out. Yeah, because some of the audio books I've listened to are like 27 hours long. I can't imagine. But they space it out. We normally do it, you know, sessions typically like 10 to 4. So a six-hour block with a lot of breaks, obviously. Yeah.

And if you have 10 days to do it in. Right. I mean, then you would break it out. Yeah, it all depends on the length. We have four days to finish. Which we're not going to because we've got a bunch of other stuff that we're adding because we've got people coming out. Right. But Bruce doesn't have to be there. We can send him Dropbox shit later on.

Yeah, we'll get all his notes to the editor. And Chaley's been taking notes the whole time, so that's going to help. Yeah, it's going to be fun. And the other question for Bruce. Worst amount of editing. Oh, definitely not this. No? No.

So rest assured, not even close. No, no, no. You can't even win at that. This is going to be a lot of editing, but definitely not the worst. All right, good, because that's what I'm worried about. No, no, no. I've had literally books where it's like every single sentence, maybe five takes a sentence for the entire book. wait till you hear andy andrews book

that's the main reason i get pissed off at myself every time i fuck up because i know that's causing work for somebody else at some point like you asshole yeah you asshole. Employing someone who gets overtime in an industry that's overpaid. What a dick. Job creation, Chad. Come on. Fuck. I never thought about it that way. All right.

So would you do this again for another book? Yes. I would sit here and go, Chad, just go up on the last word of that sentence and punctuate it. I would do your job. Yes, absolutely. Would I read my own thing? I've been telling people since this fucking book started, the audio book will be a nightmare. I read worse than Bill Burr, which he really has raised.

He's become the staple of bad reading because of his podcast, Reading Ad Copy. Hey, people, Stamps.com, do you post... Not post... Go to the post office.

Fuck, I ruined it again. To a point where he's made advertising on podcasts. That's what you want to listen to. No one fast forwards through that because they want to hear him fuck up. And it's the best. It's genius. Yeah, it's genius on an ad.

It's not genius on a 336 page book. That's why there's editors. God damn it. shit and then i feel when chad shanks reads the same sentence three times it goes oh fuck god damn it when chad gets angry you think he's gonna turn into the hulk and when he gets angry doing way better than me then i feel even more pressure i told tracy we need cheerleaders in here to try to keep everyone peppy because after we do like if we do a the longest podcast our favorite was three hours and 45 minutes with burtischer. And that felt like we had just been...

What do you call that where they put a hose up your ass and flush you out? Thursday? Colonic. High colonic. 11 hours? Yeah, I just want to go, all right, that's the book. It ends somewhere in the middle.

That's what we talked about doing the abridged version. You're going to sum it up in a paragraph. Yeah, and then I married Renee. She got pissed, did the man show, moved to Bisbee, mother died. Thank you for listening. Fuck, we haven't even got to any of that part yet. No refunds on the audio book.

But we're making good time today. We'll definitely finish on schedule. The only happy thought I have about the whole thing, we have two more days to finish the reading part and then we can start

fucking with it off script with the podcasting part and talking to people. Chris O'Connor was fantastic. We got other people coming into town. Hennigan's in the book. Patty's in the book. Sarah's in the book.

Mishka's even in the book. He's coming. Becker's coming 4th of July. So this will come out roughly in August sometime. August. Right now, August 2nd, it looks like. All right. It looks like.

Unless. Yeah. Barring any unforeseen circumstances. Greg, you're in the book too. I am in the book. I'm mentioned. Are you? You have a line.

Where? Where are you mentioned? You speak in the book. Do I speak in the book do i speak in the book yeah you're in there somewhere toward the end you know what it was it was um i think when you were buying clothes for bingo for oh yeah when she got locked up and we had to send a bunch of clothes to her and you're on speakerphone on the podcast as we're just talking about how great you were on this book. Oh, excellent. Thank you.

I'm in Roswell trying to find aliens. Oh, they're there. Well, every, every, the second day was worse than the first. We got through a lot more, but it's debilitating. We needed stimulants at some point. Some, what do you call those what do you call those fake coke over-the-counter things broncade broncades me and chad shank are doing broncades like fake cocaine just try just trying to stay up to say it one more time. You fucked that lineup again. Anyway, I'm podcasting.

We love you. I got to go back to the 10-minute podcast that's in its 12th minute. Keep us updated on your travels. Okay, thanks again, you guys. Love you, man.

Thanks, Chris. Hey, is that good time to get to Roswell? Solid, dude. Doug? Is that good time that he got to Roswell today? Roswell's down south. He was supposed to go north, but he goes, I don't know. I might go left. I might go right. I don't know.

So, is that good time? He left around 11? Somewhere around. Yeah. Yeah. So tomorrow, we read more shit. So 6 a.m. start, right?

I have no comment. I have no comment on the internet. I have no comment on email. I have no comment on Twitter. I have no comment on email i have no comment on twitter i have no comment on any social media and if you walk into my fucking house graham because the door was unlocked and you walk in like you can get some kind of comment by walking into my house understand this is arizona i don't own a gun for a reason because i'm a drunk and i'm irresponsible and when you say do you have comment i say no but i'll tell you a nice place to have lunch in old Bisbee since you made this

fruitless trip down to see if I had a comment. And you say, well, can I at least get footage of you telling me to fuck off? No, but go to the Bisbee table because no one there knows me and they're not going to give you any comment either. The next time a person comes down and walks onto my fucking property and through my house to ask if I have comment, you're going to meet Chad Shank in the way that we had to stave him off.

Go fuck yourself. I have no comment. My comment is out there in the way that we had to stave him off. Go fuck yourself. I have no comment. My comment is out there, and that's all I have to say. Moving on. He'll cut out the dead air, just like you'll have to do a lot of fucking times.

Thank God for editors. Do you know the editor that's going to have to do this? I've known him for years. Yeah, yeah. We're good friends. All right. Yeah, he works with me in-house. We're going to keep it in-house. Sometimes we outsource stuff.

Plug him. Brian, you listening? How you doing? Brian. This is coming your way. Hopefully. I gave you a heads up already about this. Sorry, Brian.

Sorry. Hopefully it gets better this morning. I took a double dose of xanax last night woke up feeling calm and as soon as i got on the air like fuck hang on i'm gonna have to have a cocktail seriously as soon as we got the green light and we knew this was a go i gave him a heads up and i said this you'll probably do this one because good we could sit down and talk about it. Tell Brian we love him

and we hope that he's good at this. It's great. I learned one thing. I will not be out here drinking until whatever fucking time I was out here drinking until last night. I don't know what time everybody else went to bed, but Okie and I were out here drinking far longer. Oh yeah, there was a text

that came in, a tweet tweet that came in pretty late. Yeah. Rocking and rolling in the funhouse. I don't know. That was when we were still up. That's what I mean. No, that's when stand-up was still up. Everybody else passed out.

All right. You and I were just in here. I know. I was hammered, went to bed, thought about jerking off to porn on my cell phone, which is always a problem i mean you had to blow up things from the book so i could read them because they were too small in the book and to jerk off to porn on a cell phone and i thought about doing it and just then chad walked

in and i went over okay he's a shitter away from me. No jerking off to porn because I need the talking part. So good night. It's probably about one or two. Either way, it wasn't enough sleep. I know I was fucked up to the point that I took off all my clothes and climbed into your bed. Not your bed, but the bed that you gave me in my underwear,

which is how I sleep at home. And when I sleep here, I may take off my shoes. I'll take off my shoes and my belt because I know I'm just going to pass out for a couple hours and get up and go home. I was fucked up to the point that when I woke up this morning, I was in my underwear going, where the fuck am I? So I'm not doing that again. You usually don't stay in the house

either. You're usually out in the little house. You're on perimeter watch tonight though. I have to sleep naked. The only way I will ever shower is if I strip myself butt naked so when I wake up in the morning,

I go, well, I'm already naked. I guess I planned this, so I shower, because right now I stink like cat piss. That's a good plan. I like that. I try to sleep naked, but I get random boners in the night when I sleep. When I try to roll over, then I get woke up. Random? I don't even get wanted boners. I have to drug myself.

I was thinking, when you were reading part of your story today, and you were talking about the date. 89? Oh, yeah, the World Series. Yeah. Jiggles, titty bar, and... I was in the eighth grade when I watched that World Series. That's the San Francisco World Series.

Where's the boner come into this? I was just, you're getting old, I guess. So that's what I was thinking about. I don't want to get old and not get boners. I don't think it's even in the book, but Renee worked at that titty bar at Jiggles. She got fired from it because she'd go up and just dance to, like,

really depressing nine-inch nail shit and fucking she got fired for showing up drunk. She was a fucking badass. She still is. I haven't heard from her. Oh, fuck. We're going to take a break on this. No, I can't talk about this tom kanopka if we talked about him last night i get an email yeah at some point we have to bring up tom kanopka put it on

it's on the list all right let's close out with your list of shit i said hey we'll talk about this after the fucking 11 hour taping all right i'll just run through them and uh you uh just yes or no if we're gonna do it uh well chad already brought up 1989 when he was uh uh junior high otis and the world series no there's a couple of fuck-ups in the book someone on Twitter pointed out one typo or just not a typo, just me being wrong. How could you have been in Eugene, Oregon with your dog and then you lost your dog earlier in the same year? I fucked up a year. It wasn't 89. It was 90.

So go fuck yourself. But thank you. Oh, my God. I just stole from Bill Burr again by 90 so go fuck yourself but thank you oh my god i just stole from bill burr again by saying go fuck yourself go fuck yourself bill burr everyone says that i love you bill burr the other one uh when i was reading uh if when you i don't remember what page it's on page 97 big screen tv big screen the first big screen TV should be TV big screen. It's talking about the scam when

I did telemarketing. I don't even think you should explain it. Just tell them the page number on the book and then edit. Get a fucking pen. If you don't have the book, get the book and a pen and then make that change. It's not a spoiler alert for anyone who hasn't bought the book.

I know, but we fucking talked about your book for 11 hours today, and I don't want to talk about it anymore. Point is, it's supposed to say one of the scams was you say, oh, you want a TV big screen where you try to make it sound like you mispronounced big screen TV, but what they got was a magnifying glass to put in front of their own shitty TV. But in the book, it says big screen TV as though you mispronounced big screen TV. No, that's the same thing.

Who's editing this? I hope audible.com, my favorite audible book.com site is better than my editors at Decapo Press. I read that page three weeks ago and I just got the joke today. So everybody else gets

the edit. What else you got, Jalen? You mentioned Rottweilers and Lumpy. Oh, that's a funny story. But I think that's for the book. Yeah, keep that for the book. For what? When we do this sidebar podcast version of the book,

the director's commentary. The round table? Yeah. All right. The David Hatch name change. We already talked about that on a podcast, but I want that on the Audible book. All right.

You said you did the Tom Konopka thing? Victoria Research Death. Fuck you, Tom Konopka. I said you're a bigger influence on my goddamn comedy career than Richard Pryor, and you don't want to talk to me? I finally found someone who knows who you are and where you are, and you don't want to talk to me?

Fuck you. Please call me. All right. This was just me. I wanted to talk about those first three months into comedy and the clip that's on YouTube. comedy to be honest i think he was a writer but he was a cool guy and he hung out and he just put up this clip he still had of my first it was me three months into comedy and it's fucking terrible you're carlos murphy's or something something like that some carlos murphy's yeah probably that i watched the whole thing it's like 17 minutes

a lot of crowd work I made it about 4 I made it 2 sentences and I collapsed like I got tased I remember when Hennigan first tweeted it he said this is the worst Doug Stanhope imitation I've ever seen

that was the tweet I thought your accent was fantastic I laughed at that for four minutes Talking out of the side of my mouth With a New York accent I can't What the fuck was that Rockin' mullet

And I think you did the french fries Cause that's how this came up Is it? Is the french fries in there? Cause that's part this came up. Is it? I think you did. Is the french fries in there? You want fries with that? Because that's part of the book. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Mother's favorite bit. It was terrible. It was stupid. And I dropped it. Even back then, I knew, ah, this is terrible. I'm dropping this. I need room for my sea monkeys joke. room for my sea monkeys joke and mother to her deathbed brought that joke up and i'm like oh you shut fucking die die let that memory die with you you're the only one who knows that joke i didn't know mike up church had video of the joke or mother might

still be alive so how come you know up church how can we just tell him to pull the video down well he uh i i i i bitched about it on a podcast and he emailed me, hey, I'm sorry, I'll pull it down. And I said, no, leave it up. People need to see it. I don't need to see it. I had to bitch about it. But young comics should see that shit

because that's what you go through. You suck at first. That's why young comics should not tweet me, my first open mic take a look it's on youtube oh no no that's gonna follow you around like you're like a sex tape and you're not hulk hogan where you can sue for a million fucking dollars on this topic can i ask for a youtube video to be taken down a guy tweeted me and asked he said that he would take it down if we asked him to the periscopes that we did in uh tucson that already were deleted as much as i love bingo and kelly singing on there i i got in trouble after that one.

That's whenever we're talking about naked pictures on the fucking Periscope, and Stanhope was given fruit baskets with his ball sack tucked back. I don't... If you're listening to this and you put that up, I tried to find the tweet where you were cool and said, you know, I'll take this down if you want.

But I think it's too far down. Please take that down. I got in trouble for getting nude pictures. The whole thing about Periscope is that it's only up for like 48 hours. Unless someone records it. Someone records it and puts it on YouTube. Someone records it and puts it on YouTube. But whenever we got back from L.A., we were here,

and my wife decided to listen to a podcast for the very first time ever. We didn't talk about this last night? All right, tell the story then. We went to L.A. Chad comes back a conquering hero and some chick decides it was funny I don't even remember

because it was such a fucking we were hammered it started off somebody said something about sending pictures and I said yeah that's probably a dude and I don't want a fucking picture of your dick and the chick said no I'm not a dude what's your a dude. And I don't want a fucking picture of your dick. And the chick said, no, I'll send you. I'm not a dude.

What's your email address? And I gave out my email address on Periscope. And the next morning, I got a very beautiful naked picture, a couple of them. And I was nice, like we always do whenever we get shit on the podcast. And I said, thank you on the podcast and my wife decided to listen to that one wait this is your wife if you listen to the podcast this is the same wife that walked in on you with a gun at your head watching suicide videos this is why she's not too upset with the naked pictures.

She felt like maybe I was being disrespectful to her, so that hurt her feelings, but I didn't get in trouble. She's not like that. She's fucking cool. Let me read the letter. I love my wife

very much and did never... Oh, wait, wait. I love my wife very much and didn't ever. What is this? Oh, wait, wait. Hang on. Chad is going to do a public apology right now to his wife for seeing naked pictures on the internet. She doesn't care if he watches pornography

as long as it's not meant for him no i don't talk to her about that either as i thought that's how i equated it i was like i already look at naked people that she doesn't know about this is not different but she found out about it is how it made it different sure usually whatever she doesn't know then it's not a big deal but she listened to the podcast and my only defense was you're not supposed to listen to the podcast. Which is kind of a fucked up defense. You turned it into you being mad at her? Wait, you were listening to the podcast?

That's my private area. It's like, how dare you? It's like how dare you that it's like rape i don't know if you know how america works from your filipino background but listening to a man's podcast about men and men it's the man show podcast i hope she doesn't listen to this podcast because i'll tell you what it really fucking worked out in my favor because when your wife suddenly thinks, because my life was pretty good, or my sex life was pretty good all right

as a married guy for almost 20 years, but when your wife suddenly thinks that somebody else wants to fuck you, it works out really well in your favor. I'm getting laid all the time and fucking she's buying new underwear and fucking whatever. You texted me that and then immediately chaley and i sent a text picture of our naked asses and say and we said hey can you send this

to jenny give this to jenny we're gonna we're gonna send her naked pictures just to make it even. I shared it with her immediately, and she laughed her ass off. And I thank you guys because it's fucking smooth. It wasn't really an awkward situation. But now I have it. Wait, she laughed? You guys don't. She didn't masturbate? She didn't run off into a corner and go, go honey i have to take a shit and then go into

the bathroom for 30 minutes spanking off to us you're overlooking the fact the the fact that you don't have her phone number so now i have to have a picture of your guys's ass on my phone whose was better which ass did you jerk off to i i could see hand in the fire i could see more of shaley's ass because i don't think he had a shirt on but i was uh i was really impressed with shaley's ass i almost didn't want to show it to jenny because i was like oh that shaley has kind of a nice ass who he might uh jump in when we're having a kenny ass off with the dude's asses or something around here. But the nicest ass in Bisbee Kenny for mayor.

Kenny for mayor. I wish he was here. He's got one day to get his signatures. Hey, did we all jump ship from Derek to Kenny on a podcast yet? Well, we did when Derek jumped ship from his own campaign. So now it's just Kenny for mayor,

and he might actually get enough signatures. Yeah. I think we should have run on the nice Aston Bisbee. It's not too late. Yeah, that might have helped. I'm going to drink my nose snot water call back all right let's wrap this up we are wrapping it up i'm drinking water again i can't make

fucking full sentences or words and and I cannot enunciate. I feel like we're at the end of a 14-hour podcast right now. It kind of is. Well, we promised people we'll do a podcast at the end. I've meant to periscope at the baseball game, everybody, but I was drunk. Sorry. It's one of those things. Maybe you should just go to a game.

A lot of people showed up. A guy tweeted me today. Stan, I don't think I showed you that. A guy tweeted me today and said that they drove nine hours to come here and then didn't want to impose so they didn't go to the game or try to come to the after party. You're a dick.

We had everyone from the game that was announced killer termites over at the house we had a show here bingo played in public which she never does yeah you're an asshole so if you come to a killer termites game they're only sundays at one through july 24th if i'm in town and i i should be at the way we're drawing out this audio book i'm gonna be doing it till fucking new year's sundays at one killer termites be at at the Warren Ballpark. We'll be there. We'll be loud. Sit in our section.

You won't miss us. I am fucking hammered, and I got to go to bed, because tomorrow, Chapter 15, with Chad Shank, and Bruce, and Chaley. And Tracy. Don't forget the dogs.

They're a big part of it. Don't forget the dogs. Oh, that was so fucking funny today. Oh, perfect timing. When I was talking about, and it was a really touching thing where I actually asked Chad to do it again. Otis. Because this was something that really fucking hurt. It was a dagger when I lost Otis.

And he did the line again, and as he's doing it, Henry Phillips, my dog Henry, started barking. We'll leave it in. Hope I got the line right, along with Henry. All right. Yeah, this fucking... Good night, everybody. Henry got his line right.

If I seem like I'm slurring, it's because Adderall Jack only had Xanax. Click. Sorry, Adderall Jack. Adderall Jack, Adderall Jack. Adderall Jack. Adderall Jack. Adderall Jack. Hey, Adderall Jack is in the house.

Let Adderall Jack in. Adderall Jack. Adderall Jack. Thank you. Adderall Jack. Adderall Jack. If anyone out there listening can do Billy Jack Bitch is a Prince song that no one knows, but it's a great song.

But Adderall Jack fits into that. So if you can get me Billy Jack Bitch song parody with Adderall Jack. Adderall Jack. I've never heard the song. I know. I can't find it on Sonos. Because Prince was a cunt.