The Doug Stanhope Podcast - 10 Minute Podcast in Daytona Beach, Florida - pt.04

Episode Date: March 25, 2016

Pre Order Doug's book "Digging Up Mother: A Memoir" on Amazon and Barnes & Noble   How Bingo is coping in lock up and helping out a stranger. Still drunk and drinking.Doug is in Daytona Beach, Florida during Spring Break 2016. Doug decided to keep drinking and do 10 minute podcasts throughout the day. No time to sober up because Doug is in Daytona Beach, Florida during Spring Break 2016. Doug decided to do 10 minute podcasts throughout the day. Recorded March 24, 2016 in Daytona Beach, FL with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced & Edited by Ggreg Chaille. LINKS:YOUTUBE.COM - Castle Rock Kenny Video -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RooyxNj1tDY kenny4mayor.com Websitehttp://www.kenny4mayor.com/ Doug Stanhope's Celebrity Death Pool - https://www.dougstanhopescelebritydeathpool.com/Pre Order Doug's book "Diggin Up Mother: A Love Story" on Amazon and Barnes & NobleBrian Hennigan's book, "Patrick Robertson: A Tale Of Adventure" Available now -http://ataleofadventure.com/Closing song, "Castle Rock Kenny 4 Mayor", by Kalle Mathiesen (@8Kalle). Watch the video on Youtube.com here -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RooyxNj1tDYDoug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.comSupport the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

I said, brown drank. That's what I said. Let me ask you a question. Fuck you. This hotel room is so smoky that it's a suite. It's what they call a suite. It has two kind of rooms. And when you lay down in the bed and put on your eye mask at 430 in the afternoon, you look across and you see, oh, Jesus, I can't see the other side of the room for the thickness of the smoke.

And now the hotel manager, this girl that we're trying to secure a lot in life. The one you met on the elevator earlier at breakfast yes on a previous 10-minute podcast i talked about this girl now we're kind of all in because they go hey we'll just change your life for fun because i can well her boss got involved they go i called the boss and i said hey listen can she just get off tomorrow night and come to this show and i don't know she's having a bad day and such and such it was like i want to meet you in person then he shows up he starts telling me about how he uh he used to produce comedy shows and he wants to midwife the whole arrangement between me and her

because she's a lady and i'm like he's like i want to be i don't what's the word liaison i'm going don't say pimp because you're sounding like pimp anyway i'm we're all in but he had kids he understood talked a bunch of shit about how we can help her out and the killer termites will help her out. And she can get another place to stay because her boyfriend fucked around on her and called her a cock block. And she moved down here to be with him. Well, we talked a bunch of shit. Well, I can help you out.

Well, now we have to because I was drunk. I'm still drunk. I've never not been drunk since I've been here. Went to bed drunk, woke up drunk, kept drinking, going back to bed drunk. Chad Shank's going to get here. I'll be drunk. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot of smoke.

How do we get this out of here? We don't get it out of here. I feel like we should. We change rooms. I feel like we should burn popcorn in the microwave just to make it smell better this is what we do is we go listen i've been in there for 24 hours and whoever was in there before me the smoke still hasn't cleared and then we get a refund on the room saying smell my clothes sir if you're if you're doubting that that place was full of smoke smell my clothes i don't smoke i work for the american lung cancer association i don't know if that's a

thing that well it could be it is now uh so uh so yeah we going to make some fucking locals put this girl up for a month. Well, we don't know yet. Yeah, the manager does not have to be involved. No, I'll fucking. They're right there. They're on my Twitter. They're going to put her up. And in reciprocation, I'll do their podcast.

Oh, wow. After? After a month. Yeah. Yes. She holds up a paper every day with today's date. You can't try to fuck her. She has to instigate it.

If there's any fucking, she has to be the initiator. She's blinking SOS. Yeah, she doesn't have fuck me in her eyes. No, she is stable, and I can't believe this is happening to me. Yeah, she moved down here to live with a 19-year-old guy. I know a guy who did that. I left a corporate job in Seattle. That would be a funny podcast if we could get that guy.

He's like, no, you don't understand. She's fucking crazy. And you go, oh, she seems sweet in a service elevator when I shit face. No, no, she's crazy. When I couldn't even find my way downstairs. Yeah, you were so drunk. When you didn't know what room or town you were in. I woke up and she was doing that knife game like between your fingers,

but around my head. Mumbly peg? Mumbly pegs. She was doing mumbly pegs around my head. I woke up. You're going to fuck off. I said, I got to get her out of here somehow. You don't know what love is.

Hashtag Lynn Shawcroft. All right. So this is podcast number four, I believe. Five, six, eight. I don't know. Either way, it's not even happy hour. It's brightest day out. And yeah, that's it. Happy hour is coming up.

Happy hour. And razzles. Happy for us. Eight to 11, free drinks. What could go wrong? Yeah. I've been tweeting about bingo. I've stopped myself a little bit from snapping on the care that bingo has been given because we don't say anything until bingo's out. Otherwise, we have to go full retard.

Yeah. And if we have to go full retard, I've, I've called all the heavy guns. Is that super strength? I don't know. Super strength. Strength. So,

yeah, the bingo, she's trying to get some decent health care and she likes her doctor so she doesn't want me to fuck it up so i'm trying not to though i did touch on it i called her hospital i said oh they go oh she's in group right now i go would that be making making plastic beads? Bracelets. Beaded bracelets. Plastic beaded bracelets is one of her groups. The other group is

get this, please hold charades. She's gone to two group therapies that were charades and hasn't seen a doctor in eight days. And she's met the doctor, had two prelims with the doctor. Preliminary.

Okay. Yeah. Tomorrow I'm going to see you for real. Then the next day, another preliminary. It's like a meet and greet. Oh, two days from now, we're really going to meet for real. But she likes the doctor only chance to see a doctor is if she's in phoenix in a big city where they have doctors as opposed to bisbee where she sees a nurse practitioner via skype so she's trying her best to hold out she appreciates all the fucking mail that you send

and i can't say how much the first thing every time i talk to her tell them i love them so much for sending the mail and sending cigarettes and everything. You guys are fucking phenomenal. And it's not lost on her. But I'm trying to bite my tongue. I called and I got the ward and they go, oh, she's in group. I said, is that charades group or is that bracelet beads? Which group is she in? And I said, should I be calling

this hospital or should I be calling a lawyer? And the woman went silent because they were written up in the Dallas Morning News if you want to... Hang on. It's right here. Like a review of institutions?

No, it's a story about how danger, just Google search danger in the psych ward, Dallas. And you will find that's the overriding company that owns all these psych wards coast to coast. Yeah, that owns all these psych wards coast to coast. So, yeah, we got big nigger dicks up in this shit with the lawyers. Should we need to pull the trigger? But in the meantime, Bingo just wants to see a doctor. And she says the doctor's hot. Big fake tits and high heels. We won't mention her name unless we have to.

It's a fucking weird day in Daytona Beach. There's a lot of abs going on down at the spring break bar. A lot of dudes with a lot of abs. Abapalooza. Yeah, I went down dressed in my vintage polyethylene. It's your airport wear. My airport wear, yes. My polyester suit from the 1970s, and I rocked that.

While you're rocking your abs, I'm rocking my goddamn suit with a mismatched off-color vintage orange shirt. Yup. I can wear a brown plaid with an orange shirt. That's orange. Don't you scowl at me. That's marigold. You see the microphone is orange.

It is true. That is. It was marigold the whole time. Chaley, what are we going to do next? I don't know. I woke up after the manager was up. I don't know. I'm just kind of putting it all together.

I got a bunch of, I mean, I want to get these. Oh, here's that guy calling for the show. Do you want to talk to him? Peter O'Keefe. All right. Well, that's 10 minutes. All right. Yeah.

Let's talk to him. All right. We got to go. 10 minutes is up. We'll talk to you when Chad Shank gets here tonight. Bye.