The Doug Stanhope Podcast - 10 Minute Podcast in Daytona Beach, Florida - pt.05

Episode Date: March 26, 2016

Pre Order Doug's book "Digging Up Mother: A Memoir" on Amazon and Barnes & Noble   Doug calls up the guy who created the song "Castle Rock Kenny 4 Mayor", Kalle Mathiesen (@8kalle) in Denmark. (This is the final installment of the 10 minute podcasts from Daytona Beach, Florida 2016.)Doug is in Daytona Beach, Florida during Spring Break 2016. Doug decided to keep drinking and do 10 minute podcasts throughout the day. Recorded March 24, 2016 in Daytona Beach, FL with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced & Edited by Ggreg Chaille. LINKS:YOUTUBE.COM - Castle Rock Kenny Video -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RooyxNj1tDY kenny4mayor.com Websitehttp://www.kenny4mayor.com/ Doug Stanhope's Celebrity Death Pool - https://www.dougstanhopescelebritydeathpool.com/Pre Order Doug's book "Diggin Up Mother: A Love Story" on Amazon and Barnes & NobleBrian Hennigan's book, "Patrick Robertson: A Tale Of Adventure" Available now -http://ataleofadventure.com/Closing song, "Castle Rock Kenny 4 Mayor", by Kalle Mathiesen (@8Kalle). Watch the video on Youtube.com here -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RooyxNj1tDYDoug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.comSupport the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Oh shit. How's it hanging? Hello. Hello. Hello, how are you? Hey! Can you hear him? Oh wait, wrong country.

You're not Finnish. You're Danish. Is this Greg Chalian though? No, that's Doug Stanhope. Can you hear him? Yeah, I can hear him. I barely hear you. Hey, how do you say your name collie kelly

like california cali yeah exactly just don't say phonia just say kelly yeah but wait what are you who am i talking to greg chaley or is this both youhope? Both. You're talking to both Greg Chaley and Doug Stanhope. I am Doug Stanhope. And I'm Greg Chaley. Motherfucker. How are you doing? We're doing fantastically. The song you made for Castle Rock Kenny is sticks in your head like lice. It crawls into the pores of your head like head lice but it's beautiful and it's my new

we call them uh uh cleaning songs when you get a song stuck in your head that you hate you uh you find your cleaner song that you can go to that stays in your head that you love. And that's my new cleaner song. Yeah. But you didn't understand that the lyrics were like weird. No, Callie, it was just one lyric was where you said, he's a thin Chris Christie. That was the only one we didn't understand.

We thought you were saying his girlfriend. That was bad. Callie, his girlfriend is named Kristen. Doc, listen to me. Listen to me. I'm such a fucking big fan of yours. You're so fucking funny. Can I come and meet you or something?

Is it possible? Yeah, you just get on a plane and come to Arizona. What's the nearest? The nearest. Tucson. Tucson, yeah, that's right. Airport code is T-U-S. Is he running for mayor?

With that song, he needs to be running. It's like you need to be doing this. He got the packet for mayor today, tweeted a picture of himself with the packet for mayor. It's very thick. We have to go through the

legalese of it and make sure he's not going to get himself into any trouble. But the legalese of it, and make sure he's not going to get himself into any trouble. But the song got stuck in your head like lice on your hair. Was that what you're saying? Yes, it's still stuck in my head. Castle Rock, Kenny, for Mayor of Bisbee. In fact, you, because of the YouTube video, you are stuck in my head.

It's a no-brainer. And tapping your head. Like, I have to tap my head when I sing it out loud. Like, you tap your head. You have such this. Amazing. So I'm stuck in your head? Is that what you're saying?

Yes. Your physical image is stuck in your head? Is that what you're saying? Yes. Your physical image is stuck in my head because you have such – Sorry? He's got charisma. Charisma. The camera loves him. The camera loves him. Oh, man.

So you were doing that on the street and you got a split screen and Doug's talking about the visuals of the video are as infectious as the music itself. But hey, man, I just made the song because I thought it was so obvious that you needed a song. And I thought you really needed drums to live up this kind of like death, like a down-going vibe. You just needed some drums, you know, like... You know what hurt, Callie? You know what hurt a lot?

Is Chad Shank. Chad Shank got... Top billing. Top billing. I was a secondary, ancillary kind of... Like a co-host. Sidekick. Spin doctor, Chad Shank.

Chad Shank! I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. And then I was an afterthought. I hated it. No, I know. It's Chad Shank, which should have been second. I know.

I know, I know, I know. But you got the most, like, major, like, upbeat song. Chad Shank got, like, death metal kechenka like death metal you got like like you know spike jones uh i don't know how to say the carpenters that's a compliment well yeah i'm sorry you should have you should have gotten the first one i'm so sorry but he was he was the spin doctor and you're you the speech writer. It must be like that. It is like that. It is.

That's exactly how it is. You nailed it. You nailed it. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no. Don't be sorry. Chad Chang needs all the props in the world. In Denmark, we are rooting for Catherine Rock Kenny.

In Denmark, we are rooting for Catherine Rock Kenny. And she's living in, like, Bisbee. Isn't it amazing? I know. It's amazing. We need to actually, well, we're podcasting now, so we need to spread the word. Like any of you graphic artists out there that are listening to the podcast,

please send us any kind of Castle Rock Kenny for mayor or however you. Or just tweet it. It's a no-brainer. No, print it up and send it to me so I can put it on the outside of the fence and on my car. We need yard signs, all that shit. And I'm not going to get around to it,

but you guys... That would be amazing. Is this live on the podcast or what is this? No, it's not live. It's recording? Oh, super. So are you sitting in the new room with the new microphones, on the podcast or what is this? No, it's not live. Oh, super. So are you sitting in the new room with the new microphones

with the thing that's been paid for with the NFL helmets? No, no, no. We're in a hotel room in Daytona Beach. In a hotel room? In what hotel room? Florida. Daytona Beach, Florida.

Oh, man. Are you doing a comedy show? What are you Daytona Beach, Florida. Oh, man. Are you doing a comedy show? What are you doing? No, no. Andy Andrist, Junior Stopka, and Sean Rouse are doing a comedy show that I flew out for my birthday to witness because they're all the most fucked up funny comics. But without a sober influence, it's

going to go off the fucking rails, and I wanted to witness it. Yeah. But hey, I heard the New Year's, no, what was it? Was it Super Bowl or New Year's when Andy Andrus was so fucking drunk? What was that podcast?

Where he was so fucking drunk, was that after New Year's or after Super Bowl? It was Super Bowl. Super Bowl, yeah. I was so fucking funny. I'm such a big fan, man. I'm like,

I don't want to fanboy you all over, but I'm such a big fan. You're so fucking funny. If you ever feel like Keep going. ...like music from a dead Viking rapist guy, you can always call me. A Viking rapist.

Because I rape people. I'm raping people. I've just played a gig on a... I don't know. Are you on Skype? Because then you can see where the venue I just played is called Mojo in Copenhagen

it's a blues bar in Copenhagen it's so funny because there's no there's no blues in Copenhagen wait wait

you're in Copenhagen Copenhagen Copenhagen Copenhagen yeah yeah yeah yeah and I just played a gig

and like Mojo which is it's called Mojo you know like like the Mojo but it's in Copenhagen we don't have it

so it's so funny that it's called Mojo yeah I don't know I have no idea what you're talking about but hey Kali you do

you do like cover music right you like you play like a wedding band right no no no this is like This is like

a... I don't know what you call it. Like Frank Zappa's band or something. Oh, so it's original? It's not a wedding band. It's really, really performance. Mothers? The Mothers? The Mothers of Invention with Frank Zappa maybe. Yes. If Skyper could show

you the venue, it's really, really crazy. It's like, for you as an American, it would be so funny to see. He's in Denmark, and it's called Mojo Blues Barn. It's so not having mojo. First of all, of all theals states, Denmark is my favorite. It is? Absolutely. My friend is standing right here.

He saw you in, in, uh, Amaville, I think. The place you played the last time in Denmark. I didn't come to see it. I was, I didn't want to see you because you're so not Louis C.K. No, no, it's just fun. But you were at Amabio, I think. He really think you killed the audience. You were great.

Yeah, you were great. Did you like Denmark or was it too much? All I remember of that show was backstage. Backstage? I remember where I went outside to smoke, but actually on stage, I don't remember it. But I love Copenhagen. Every time I've been there,

there's just a weird feel to the entire city, and I love it. But Copenhagen loves you, man. We can't thank you enough for putting that song in our heads and we have to wrap up what we're doing since we're here for 5 days listen to me

we're here for 5 days so we're doing like 10 minute podcasts that we're going to put out like 3 a day so this is going to be 10 minute podcasts your 10 minutes is up is he in the hospital or what? Is Bingo in the hospital? Yeah, yeah, we've covered Bingo.

We've already covered Bingo on the podcast. All right, sorry, sorry, sorry. So we're going to close this out by playing the Castle Rock Kenny for Mayor and Bisbee song. Here is Callie. Yeah, that's me, man. Take care. Bye-bye.

Ciao. He's a thin Chris Christie. That's the lyric. He's got a beautiful team behind him. Spin, Doc, the chat. Change. Chat. Change. And speech writer

Doc Stanhope Oh, Doc Stanhope Castle of games A man in his speed It's a no-brainer It's a no-brainer It's a no brainer, it's a no brainer, it's a no brainer.