The Doug Stanhope Podcast - DAY 05 - Tin Can Rehab

Episode Date: February 22, 2015

DAY 05A daily podcast following Doug's self-imposed rehab to quit smoking. It’s Whiskey Sours, disco dancing and the good dog stinking up the trailer.Support the podcast with a donation or purchasing some Stanhope merch. Recorded Feb 21, 2015 at the Fun House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope) and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille.Links-Tig Nataro in Tucson Feb 25th, 2015 - http://bit.ly/1D5EtZCPsyllium Husk - http://bit.ly/1irWabvWALMART POWERLINE 340 BB REPEATER - http://bit.ly/1CXWSoJ Intro music "30 Days In The Hole" by Humble Pie. Closing song “Flirting With Disaster” by Molly Hatchet. Both available on iTunes.Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

🎵 You have a good song tonight? Yeah, I have three. And here we go! I'll tell you, I'll tell you, it's, I have three. And here we go. I'll tell you. I'll tell you it's one of these three. I haven't decided. I'm gonna let the, you know, I have four. I actually have

four. But the fucking big one, I'm saving that as a hammer. I'm still out of breath from fucking disco dancing for like two minutes waiting for you to get a stupid drink. I was dancing my balls off out here. Let me be my friend again. That's probably not how it sounds at all.

I'm winded. I think that's the whole point of this. I'm getting some fucking lungs back We gotta get whippets Next time we go to Sierra Vista Let's get whippets again Cause that's a good gauge You mean Of your lung capacity

Whip cream chargers? People know what fucking whippets are What are you, AM? We're gonna get in a lot of trouble The program director here Is talking about doing nitrous oxide. Wow! Jesus Christ. You're going to talk to me on this podcast?

If you want me to. Yeah, the last several days, I tried to do this by myself, and I couldn't do it. And then I said, Chaylee come in here and be my listening stick and then so for the last several days he just sits here and stares at me and tries to not talk and i go if no you gotta like that makes it worse someone just not responding or saying anything is worse than talking to yourself so yeah please chat back with all right today i haven't seen you said god damn you said i'm you're my listening stick not my listening and response stick i know i'm giving you shit because i should have told you yeah i think maybe it only took four

days that's that we're progressing in our relationship we are a fucking fallen in love i didn't see you all all i I did today, I got up Saturday. Hold on a second. You're standing up. I'm going to stand up if I'm going to be. It looks like you're chastising me when you get into a rant and I look up and that's why

I'm probably looking weird. I have not sat down all day. It is going on 10 o'clock at night. I've been up since 8 in the morning or out since 8 in the morning or out since eight in the morning up about quarter to six uh no maybe i was it was yeah i was out earlier than that because i walked the dogs when it was uh i'm fucking i was early it was early and i went and we walked the dogs and then i immediately took the good dog Ichabod to the farmer's market and just kept going and I spent literally seven and a half hours like a tweaker

cleaning the kitchen and it's still not done just the fucking kitchen like just getting into grooves I pulled the corner piece out it was like a fucking bar rescue episode where i pulled that thing out where the cat food is and underneath like a corner shelf where like stuff gets still yeah just absolutely fucking derrick never once cleaned under there when i'd pay him like a lot of money to like seriously clean though we're gonna be gone for a month so really get into everything here's a fucking way too much money and then he fucking scrapes his bad leg dragging behind him around gets nothing done but get fucking high and bring his friends over to play we golf and then two minutes before i come home they race around fucking spray the house

down with a hose and go you're just me and the cat for a month, feeding the dogs. Bullshit. I fucking pulled that out, and it was like, shut the place down. People are going to die. It's like Hantavirus farm of mouse turd. How is there mouse turds right underneath the cat food?

It's called frass in the industry. Whatever. The point is, it's right where the cats eat and the shelf above that. Yeah, that's kind of an odd spot. I always thought they went out into the fields and got those mice and brought them home for me. No, they were just sitting there. They just laid by the corner piece of furniture with their mouth open. Right.

The corner piece of furniture with their mouth open. Right. Right. So a follow-up from yesterday or last night's podcast. Everything's going well, by the way. I feel fucking great. The only thing that I've noticed that makes me want a cigarette more than anything is fun. Anything that's fun. I immediately want to have a cigarette.

We're just, I'm drinking whiskey sours tonight. Never drank one in my life. It's a fantastic drink. I'm taking chances. I'm doing things I never did. Like gin fizzies. What's in a gin fizzy. Write that down, Chaley. Gin fizzies.

I'll look it up. I'll look it up. Don't even look it up. Just write it down for tomorrow. Just write it on a thing. I think tomorrow may be gin fizzies. No, tomorrow's Sunday, so it's going to be mimosas. I think I'm going to day drink tomorrow. And next week, I'm going to start doing more creative shit but for now all right so uh last night uh i was bitching about that fucking lolly automotive and uh so this morning i called and i demanded to talk to bob santa maria or herb santa mar Maria. And who's that? The service manager, the guy, the top guy. Yeah.

For the service department. Sure. The guy called all the whole time to try to get an appointment and he never called me back. So the guy I yelped about. So I asked and I said, is Herb Santa Maria, is he there or not? Well, I haven't seen him, but I go, lady, these phone calls are not going to get prettier. They're going to get fucking ugly without having explained anything. She knows.

She knows. Is there a complaint? I go, you're goddamn right there's a complaint. I go, you know what? Screw Herb Santa Maria. Give me the general manager of the entire Lolli Automotive, please. And she said, oh, that's fucking Jim something. Whatever the name is.

She goes, yeah, he's down at the live event at the Walmart. They're having that fucking push, pull, or drag it in blowout sale. But it's like uh there's radio guys there we went there because we had to go around it when we were oh yeah half the parking lot is new cars none of which are an orange sonata i looked for you all right so so she says uh yeah no he's down there at our live event i go live event she's's at Walmart. I go, Oh, that's great. You know what? Better still, I'm going to go down and address my concerns to him through a bullhorn. Thank you very much. And she, wait, wait, wait, wait. I can get a sales manager. I go, no, I want someone.

And I explained what happened in great detail with a lot of fuck words. And she, she go, just hang on one second. then came back i got someone better than even jim i got bob on the line so i didn't know that bob's better bob and bob's like yeah that's ridiculous i can't believe and i'm sorry and and uh i said let me call. I'll call you right back. And I'm on it. And so he calls me back and he says, yeah, those parts are on a national reorder. I still can't remember the catchphrase, meaning that and other dealerships will not give them one. Yeah. They don't Tempe and Tucson.

They won't give them up because other people, their own customers need them and they won't give us any. Which just shows how fucking weak you are in the food chain. That's why I'm going to fucking Tucson on Monday to buy a goddamn car that's not even a Chevrolet. So suck my dick. No, I'm not. I decided against upgrading the Suburban. Just seems silly. Just leave it around.

Your GPS works fine in it. I don't drive it that much unless I'm on tour. So, yeah, but I'm going to get a Mazda. So, Bob, just fucking clear up the dumb car wash thing for me. I don't even care about the fucking part. Call me when you finally get one. Do what you should have done in the first place. Call us when it's in.

We'll come down, and you guys will take care of it. Yeah. But in the meantime, take care of the fucking car wash with that. Hooplehead Hoosier Hayseed Clint. Clintwood. He goes, absolutely. Absolutely.

We're going to, you know, I'll go down there myself. And what's your last name? And I go, what's your last name? He goes, Santa Maria. So it's Herb Santa Maria's kinfolk after I was hammering Herb Santa Maria. Oh, too, Bob? Yeah. Oh, you were bitching.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Good. And he was the guy that never called me back, never answered his phone. His name was on the email, et cetera. So it all worked out. i got my fucking 30 i got a free car wash and you guys didn't even have to lift a finger to harass and torture someone which you didn't ask him to do we'd be the loneliest fucking isis al-qaeda cell me and my

fucking my followers technically that's what you are on twitter so in my head you're a cult you're a fucking i'm wearing my bisbee killer termites t-shirt by the way whoever made that for me last time i was in uh in the uk these are my favorite t-shirts the bisbee killer termites i fucking love you i think we're uh we'll be back this year probably uh uk europe i hope you know the rest of europe the ones that speak english and maybe uh well i'm not even gonna say but nothing in the states as far as i'm concerned that i know of i'm still retired uh fuck it's probably yeah this will go out tomorrow if you're a fucking car

guy salesman I guess the chances of finding a Mazda salesman I'm pretty settled on the Mazda they've always worked fucking good for me I just don't want to fucking the desperation even Bob Santa Maria when I talked to him

was as desperate seeming as Guillermo who we've already addressed The desperation, even Bob Santa Maria, when I talked to him, was as desperate-seeming as Guillermo, who we've already addressed when I was trying to buy that Sonata on an impulse buy. Lot salesman. I don't know if we mentioned the part where we were driving away from Guillermo after he tried every trick to get us back. Like, no, you have that in orange with GPS and you don't. Well, let me see and as we're driving past we just stopped to see if he found if it had gps or not because he seemed

unsure and he goes it's got a rear view camera and that's when we drove away feeling so empowered do you remember what he said do you remember the remember the Vietnamese on the roof of the embassy in 75 when they pulled the last people out and the VC are literally plowing over the fucking gates? The gates and then the helicopters plucking them off. Yeah, and there's people hanging on to people hanging on to a thing. That's how

desperate fucking Guillermo was as we drove off. And I felt like the empowered American who got a front seat watching all these fucking vietnam vietnamese slip into the sea with the helicopters falling off the skids yeah so uh yeah i would love i would love because i'm just gonna go buy i know the fucking car i'm gonna buy and i don't want to have to actually like watch the guy do the whole song and dance just i want to call it if you're a mazda dealer in tucson the fucking there's a

sucker coming in i just don't want to just get it done get it done like a flu shot don't tell me you know oh there's gonna be a pitch just fucking jam in my arm. I don't want to circle back completely, but I did hear something that rings a little bit ironic. Guillermo was pitching to you that, well, we might not have the orange Sonata here, but we have a deal with other lots. Right. And yet they don't for a part in a recall.

A part that could make your car very dangerous to drive. The whole reason we went in. You can't get one of those. But you could get another orange fucking piece of shit Sonata. They'll trade for that. But they won't trade for something that. First of all, he can't get that. No, absolutely not.

I try. When I got the orange Kia, God helped me forever trading that fucking thing in. It was a great car. And I just happened to drive by and see, it was fucking brand new. Still had, you know, like the,

the foam shit had just been dropped off. What do you mean? Like, like before they've even made it ready for the showroom readily. Yeah. It was just off the plastic and everything. Yeah. Just off the parking lot. Trucker talk for plastic and everything. Just off the parking lot.

Trucker talk for car hauler. How about your parking lot? I don't know if you're telling the truth or not. Yeah. Buster Brown, CPS. Anyway. Okay, focus. So, yeah.

Well, yeah, when I got the orange car, they had already, I said, I want the Kia, but I want it in orange. And well, yeah, we can call around. But no, no, no, there's nothing we can do. I remember when my dad used to buy a car, he would order it. He'd tell him what he wanted. Here's the things. And he'd order it and he'd wait, what, six or eight weeks? And he'd get it.

You can't fucking do that. At least down here you can't do that. Is that even possible? Yeah, you could get it delivered in some place. I mean, can't you go online and, like, request something? That's what I thought, but I don't know if it was... I think it was the Veloster.

The what? Veloster? Yeah, the Hyundai. I thought that was a dinosaur. That's Velociraptor. Los Lacento? Fucking, I don't know. Some little tiny stoop.

I'm so glad. I have made so many almost bad decisions with cars. Wait, you almost bought a car called the Veloster? No, I don't think it's called a Veloster. I think I fucked that up all the time. It's a little Hyundai. It comes in like citrus orange. It's fucking gorgeous shade of orange.

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one of these potholes in a fucking mini cooper kidney belt or something yeah that uh that hyundai that's got like a kind of a half suicide door that was cool but i'm too old to be getting that low into a car so uh yeah i've come close to making some bad decisions. But, yeah, Monday I got to get that, just get it out of the way so I don't think about it. Just fucking drive up to Tucson, buy that stupid car, get home, and start being creative. Because I feel really, really good.

I've been in a good mood. All week I realized I have not woken up thinking about death, how many years have gone by, how many I have left, which is every day of my life, I wake up thinking, fuck, how many years has it been? Jesus, how many can be left? What's going to happen? What happened to all the people?

You think that's just drinking, or do you think that's just being off the road and no idea all i know deadline is fucking going into day six in the trailer fucking wake up i'm whistling songs i can't whistle but in theory actually let's take a because I want to make another whiskey sour. Hi, this is Elton John, and you're listening to the Doug Stanhope Podcast. I hear the truncated announcement, whatever's. Hey, this is how fucked up my head is because this has been in my notes since podcast one of the hashtag tin can rehab podcast is Tig Notaro is playing in Tucson. I will not be able to see her because I will be in my fucking tuna can, trash can, tin can, 6x12, fucking 1960 whatever shit box trailer on the cement slab in the weeds down in the fucking javelina pit but go see tig notaro at the rialto theater it's a fucking great venue

it's right up there by uh the congress get a hotel crash get fucked up actually a tig notaro that's probably not a really heavy... Don't go and be a dick. She's wicked funny. So yeah, I told her I couldn't come, but I'd plug it in lieu of not being able to go. So please, if you go and you see her afterwards, tell her that I love her.

She's one of three things I like on my Facebook page. I just noticed that. I should like nothing, but I like on my Facebook page. I just noticed that. I should like nothing, but I like Tig Notaro. After I heard that fucking breast cancer thing she did, right after she found out she had breast cancer. If you haven't heard that, it's out there. Just Google Tig Notaro

breast cancer. Louis C.K. produced it. It's fucking brilliant. So February 25th. I don't know what day that is, but I know that I'll be happy in a can and go to the website and do all the things, you know? Yeah.

Buy merch, send money, send money. Well, I, I forgot to say thanks to, uh, the guy who sent,

uh, two, $2 bills. Oh, yeah, yeah. Appreciate that. And he said, fuck them, spend them. They're not. He was Josh Powell, I believe his name was.

He's absolutely right. $2 bills are easy to get. They're not rare. And he wrote a letter. When was the last? I mean, I don't get letters. Oh, yeah. That was crazy.

Yeah, no, I get a lot of letters. And I read them all. Thank you guys very much. I like bring them up on the air someone sent uh candy cigarettes and cigars did i mention that last night no candy cigarettes and chocolate chocolate cigars well that's a candy chocolate yeah i got those that's cute you know he's quitting smoking so these are smoking related items and that's fattening up. Yeah. And I smiled. And then you go, who the fuck am I going to give candy cigarettes to other than kids? I'm not going to eat them, but I'll give them to the thrift store and someone will get them somewhere.

I'll re-gift them. I'll re-gift them appropriately. Do you have anything coming up where you can hand it as you walk through the door do i have anything coming up like like like we had the burlesque thing a week ago oh is there anything on the horizon no that was when i was drinking yeah oh you don't leave that's right no now i fucking have fun cleaning a kitchen for seven and a half hours till my bones ache i have not sat down once, including this podcast, except to take a shit.

Many shits. Hey, this podcast brought to you by psyllium husk. Take psyllium husk. Shit like a madman. All right, back to the podcast. There's nothing important. I have to fuck it. I do want to say that we just put some facebook ads up on your facebook page

for the merch and uh i've kind of reconfigured the international shipping so i've been telling chile to put some of the old shit back because i always get emails hey do you still sell that whatever t-shirt or always the libertarian jersey i still get emails about that and that was one tweaker guy made those and then we had some made by we never get a good quality product so if we can get quality products fucking made with that libertarian logo which the printer here was oh it's really hard to do this to flap and i can't do it well the the deal with that was we took it to another guy and the got the tweaker guy that actually made him he he did this like off the books at a place where he worked because the process he did no one would have

done that it was like a iron it was a heat transfer to like a shirt that had buttons up the front no one would do that because just lining it up it's just it's it's too fucking cost intensive to do that so that's why we couldn't get anyone to do it but your guy out here i mean he he doesn't need to do shit like that yeah that whatever that tweaker guy that made the originals yeah they were fucking sweet they're great and i don't know how he did it because anyone anyone we talked to about it, they're like, I'm not doing that. There'll be so many wrecked ones that I'll lose money. But the ones you're talking about.

How do they do fucking professional ones? Well, they screen them or they use something other than a screen printing. Yeah. Well, then we'll just sell them for a ton of money. I don't know. Yeah, if there's old shit we had. we'll just sell them for a ton of money. I don't know. Yeah, if there's old shit we had,

I remember Abortion is Green and Jesus on the Cross with Death of a Salesman. Those are... Maybe we get some old shit back up. Did we already talk about that? I think we said... No, we talked about it in the car, but we can't sell anything until we get it made. So I've got calls in.

But we'll release some more stuff. It's going well on the website. Hey, this podcast brought to you by the... God damn it. I don't have the thing in front of me. What? The Walmart $14.96... Whatever the name of the BB gun.

High Line or something line. Oh, fuck it. It doesn't matter. That thing, I don't know if we have pictures up. Shit, we got to get pictures up. We're supposed to do so many things. We're supposed to get a... I never see you until 10 minutes before we come in here.

Well, you know where I am. Well, you know where I am. Well, that's in your house. You need to see me more than I need to see you. I'm trying to let you do your rehab yeah well if you haven't read the story stop the podcast now and go to DougStanup.com on the home page

and that was my please hold and you're back yeah that was my terror of the so far. Going into ending day six. Day seven will be a fucking blessing. Yeah, almost popped off some fucking rounds into my favorite pet. And I say that with Ichabod in the room.

You're not even my favorite pet, Ichabod. Trousers is. I want to put a Sophie's Choice on my website. Oh. Put all the four pets. I should do a weekly, like, all right, who are my favorite pets? Ichabod, Henry Phillips. The dog.

Meatwig or Trousers. And Trousers will always win, but it will be the shame. The other ones put big X's to them and let the audience vote on the first one. I put to sleep. Well, Sophie's choice it. And,

uh, so far it's fucking Henry Phillips. She's a cunt and she doesn't like me. Uh, doesn't like really anyone. Well, she's can't, she sleeps by whatever door you're nearest

when the bretchels were here she would sleep by the door that was closest to their house waiting for them to come through to please take me away from doug stanhope anyone anyone i have workers over shawnee's out here fucking building trees and shit. She's the whole time. She's within two feet of him laying at his feet while he's welding and sparks are raining. She'd rather sit under raining, hot metal lava. Then fucking be near me.

Unless I'm taking her out for a walk. Then she, she'll stomach me. Then she's my buddy. And as soon as we get back, she stops immediately. You've seen it happen. I get through the gate. I shut the gate. Ichabod Then she's my buddy. And as soon as we get back, she stops immediately. You've seen it happen. I get through the gate.

I shut the gate. Ichabod's right at my heels. We're going in to get treats. She stops at the fucking front door and just stands there. Won't even come inside. Just stares at me. Fucking asshole. And Ichabod, Jesus.

People were asking about getting your senses back. Yeah. And I feel my lung capacity, and I was saying, no, no, everything still tastes like nothing to me. And it wasn't until Ichabod got into my trailer. He spent the night with me last night. Great. He wasn't in my way.

He didn't get under my feet. He wasn't annoying. He didn't have to get up and piss. He's just like me, an old guy. And he can hold it for a few more hours rather than get up. This is all cold and shit out there. But I,

I fucking, not only could I smell him for the first time ever, unless, you know, without him just being directly on my nose, but not only did he stink i could smell him after he left when i went back in hours later i'm like jesus christ and they bathed him the bretchels bathed both the dogs probably more times in the three months they were here than

in the last year wait they bathed them more than once yeah Yeah. Fuck. No, I take him to the river. It's all filled with algae. The river running through Arizona from Mexico. That's as close as they get to a bath. They get the above ground pool over there. And I chucked him in there a couple times until neighbor Dave went, what the fuck happened? Because he's cleaning it out and he's looking in the filter. And Ichabod's like kind of like a husky akita fur and it just came off in patches it's a whole rug in the filter of the

pool so yeah no they haven't had a bath in forever and if that's how it stinks in there i'm immune to it or i so i thought but that's they they have the run of the main house. I have dog blankets over both the beds where there's clean blankets and sheets underneath, and then I put a thick dog blanket on top. So if we have company, you just peel that off, and underneath there is a clean bed. But if you, I mean, just to stink, I'm going to have to fucking just burn the house down.

They own the house. Sorry, you fucking stunk it up. There's no getting that out without fire. The only place that is actually truly yours is the tin can. Yeah, and God knows how bad I stink. Like, that's the stink that I... That's the last one you're going to be cognizant of. Right.

I have not showered for this will be day seven on my day sevens I'm going to shower and away myself I started at one fifty seven point six and

I'll be happy if I'm the same I think I might have even lost weight just just fucking disco dancing and staying on my feet, walking around, just back and forth, forgetting something up here, having to walk all the way back to the fucking trailer to get in. Goddamn, I forget it. Why not? Just walk back, keep walking, keep moving.

Keep on doing what you're doing. Gotta keep moving. Well, you know, there's a lot of calories and drinks, and you cut it down to two or so drinks a day. We're at fucking 40 minutes again. How can I do a 15-minute podcast? Is it possible? How about not even bring up any stupid, like, go to my website things?

All right, let's just play a fucking outro. Is there anything else? Let me look at my notes sir I don't think so Oh the BB gun? Just in case anyone wants to see this Whiskey sours are fucking wonderful They're good right?

Yes Hey that BB gun is called the Walmart Powerline 340 BB Repeater You wonder why fucking Cops shoot fucking kids And they shit he only had a bb gun that looks when i pulled that out we were at walmart you checked out ahead of me i texted you i'll be out in a few minutes because i had other shit i had to buy and i while i was loading the stuff into the back of the suburban you're sitting in the driver's seat i pulled that out and put it in my waistband jumped in the car and threw it in the glove box really quick and you i knew i'd get a reaction from you but you looked

like i just robbed the place you had an honest look of panic i've never seen where i just just go just go just go yeah that sounds weird when you when you when you pull a fucking weapon. It looks like a fucking straight up man. There's no orange tip on the barrel. But when you slide into the car and then quickly open up the glove box, toss that in, and then go, go, go, go. That seems a little odd to me. Like you just plug someone and you said, fuck, come on, before they check the dumpsters.

Trousers did that same thing at the door this morning. But this time I had Ichabod with me, who is way better than a fucking gun. Because if it's a person, oh, you'll know about it. Yeah, yeah. Or, you know, you don't have a fence around where you're at. You just coyotes and javelinas that are all over the place. Yeah. And apparently they haven't found the pack of bacon that I threw out there two days ago.

Chumming my... They'll find it. You chummed the slab! Really? Who's chumming my slab? All right. We're going to... If you've been following along, this is officially the day five.

That's what's in the can. So this is the day five podcast even though we're a fucking pretty much mastered day six here but let's not get ahead of ourselves and if you're following along with the music and making yourself a doug stanhope's uh fucking depth of the doug stanhope ipod i'm gonna change it up a little bit for you here. We're going to do this like battle of the bands. So if anyone listens to all 30 of these, assuming I make it through 30 days, I might fall apart. A lot of you are betting on it, I'm guessing.

What's your bet? Tweet me at Doug Stanhope. Add Doug Stanhope. Yeah, because we went a little sappyppy last night which i'll do again i'll get i'll go sappier i have one that i have one i can't remind me as soon as we're done yeah i have one i can't fucking wait to play i have to be in the right mood but i i got a good one but uh well yesterday's was aberfeldy yeah summer's gone summer'sfeldy. Yeah, I learned that off a commercial in the UK when I miss my girlfriend very much.

And I go, do-do-do, do-do-do. And it's very cute. And I would talk to her in cute voices. You'd be embarrassed. So I think I'm going to go. I'm feeling. Let's go Molly Hatchet flirting with disaster. Have a

great weekend. I'm traveling down the road My blood and weird disaster I got the pedal to the floor My life is running faster I'm out of money Out of hope It looks like self-destruction Well how much more We'll be right back. I don't know. I got to turn my head to look Yeah, I try to turn my head to play Feel about the same most every day

And God, I talk about it Feeding down the fast lane We'll be right back. Thank you. I'm trying to turn my head away I'm playing with disaster every day And you are too It ain't better now Don't call me The Common Thank you. Let's go. We'll be right back. No sense to me I don't know about yourself Or what you plan to be We'll gamble with the time We choose our destiny Yeah, we're traveling down

This lonesome road Feeling like I'm dragging A head to the north So I try to turn my head away Up, up, up, yeah I'm out.