The Doug Stanhope Podcast - Ep. #346: 3 Cups, 1 Guy

Episode Date: January 8, 2020

Doug asks Chad and Chaille to catch him up on what happened in Vegas while he was wasn't around. Stick around to the end to hear Chad's open for Doug's Plaza NYE show.Support the podcast through our Patreon page at https://www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast and have direct access to the podcast. New subscribers will automatically have access to a Bonus episode every month plus access to all past BONUS episodes. Any level of support is appreciated. Thanks in again as your subscription helps keep this podcast going. Patreon page - (https://www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast).Recorded Jan. 6th, 2020 at the Writer's Retreat in Tucson, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@hdfatty), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille. Chad's Dec 31st, 2019 performance recorded live at the Plaza Las Vegas, NV by Ggreg Chaille.2020 Tour Dates are made available first to members of the Doug Stanhope Mailing List. Join today at https://www.dougstanhope.com/This episode is sponsored by The ISSUES WITH ANDY Podcast with Andy Andrist, Brett Erickson, Chad Shank and Chaille - New episode every Friday and only available on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCHhpCYwNEGcS_DA7VjG4DwLINKS -Support the Innocence Project - http://www.innocenceproject.orgClosing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconantSupport the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Good night. Good night. Good night. You're listening to the Doug Stanhope Podcast. We'll work it out later. Working out right now, whispering while we're on the podcast. Wait, I didn't know. I don't have sound, so you said you're playing the intro.

I'm like this. You're looking at me. There was kerfuffle. there was kerfuffle going on around me i wasn't even on the mic just then either so i picked up my coffee we are back from las vegas chad shank and uh greg chaley i left early i just watched your issues with andy I left early. I just watched your issues with Andy, the wrap-up of your Vegas trip. You watched a podcast?

Wow. On time and a half. I was just seeing how much of my dick Andy stepped on. Stuff that I wanted to talk about from Vegas. No, he can't keep a train of thought. Every time something came up, I'm like, fuck, I wanted that story from Chad Shank. And then, no, Andy would derail it. You'll get the middle and end on this podcast. Actually, no, you'll get the beginning and the end.

Andy just jumps right to the middle. He was just talking about flags. And now it's about his hotel room. Oh, man. He had some very good lines in there. Yeah. It's always great. Always funny.

had some very good lines in there yeah it's always great always funny and tommy rocker was he's starting to get into podcasts now they're going to start doing uh they're doing the nfl draft next year in vegas because of the oh yeah because of raiders well tommy rocker's other than being a club for the oregon ducks which played that night they They're also a Miami Dolphins club or bar, right? So they're going to be doing podcasts from his bar with the Miami organization when they're doing the draft. So they'll be streaming live. So he's like, yeah, I think we're going to be doing some podcast stuff. They say we need a better Ethernet.

Also, he's the de facto mascot of the Las Vegas Golden Knights. So he was very interested in seeing how all this stuff went. And since our production is so streamlined and there's no problems, he was pretty impressed. So thanks to Tommy Rocker once again. Yeah, it's a weird thing. Well, it's not weird, but Vegas, they have a bar for every team because everyone's a transient.

So there's a Bears bar and a Steelers bar. I'm sure Tommy Rocker was really happy with the fucking Dolphins season for business. Sucks shit. You got to pick a team. Saints just lost in overtime. Patriots lost. Titans lost in overtime. All my lost. Titans lost in overtime.

All my teams suck. Did you have parlay or something? Yeah, I had a Titans-Patriots parlay. You don't seem too upset. Nah, fuck it. It's online. I bet nothing. All right, so first of all, Guy, the kid that they called your road manager, your tour manager,

that kid, as I said, I'm just going to make someone's day while I'm up here. I'm just going to find some weird fan and just... And right away, the Sunday before I was there watching football and that kid came up hit me oh we were at the sportsbook bar at the plaza yeah and he came up and offered me acid well hold on before that he came up to me as I was right we were drinking we were pre-gaming before the bretchels came in and Chad came in because you were staying at another place and the bretchels were still on road and I was fucking getting pretty lit. And it was about 6 o'clock at night.

I'm going to the bathroom and a guy, hippie kid, comes up and he's just staring at me. He goes, hey. And I'm like, the clock is ticking. I know how long it takes to get to the bathroom. I'm already starting to pre-pee. And I was like, hey dude. He goes, can you wait a minute? I go, no. And I was like, hey, dude. He goes, can you wait a minute? I go, no.

And I just walked away. And so then he just waited until I came back and settled in, and then we started talking. And that was when he came up to you. Yeah, yeah. He was the hitchhiker kid from Fear and Loathing. He's that young and that timid, but he offered me acid, and I was already pickled.

I was in the sports book. I was watching football. By the way, I did not gamble at all in Vegas except for I bet two. I allowed myself sports book betting, so I bet two games I was pretty sure on. I put 200 on the Cowboys and 100 on the Eagles. And then immediately I won both games, but I lost the ticket, the $100 ticket. So I went, oh, fuck. Did you ever sort that out?

Because I saw Stan Hope three times the whole Vegas trip. One is where he woke up in the middle of the night and thought it was the next day and came down to the sportsbook to file that you'd lost your ticket. Stan hopes they're in his pajamas, hair all... I guess you don't have any hair, but for some reason you look... Actually, no, I did have hair. Is that what it was? I'll say, for some reason you could tell that you had just got rolled out of bed

and you're like, I just woke up, thought it was too much. And there was a form that you had to fill out with so many fucking questions. The badge number of the person I bought the ticket from. So that didn't work out. And they change shifts every 40 minutes. You don't know if they're going to refund it for 120 days. So maybe I get a check for $100. But either way, I covered it with the other win.

And I was proud of myself for not putting a fucking nickel in a slot machine or a video poker. I did, however, when the kid came up and offered me acid, shaky little wispy fucking long-haired, not dreaded, but it looked dreaded. It looked like a thick caveman wig. It was really long, and his hairline went down almost to his eyebrows. You couldn't get a brush through it, that's for sure. You couldn't get your fingers through it. Andy tried. A permanent grin.

I got him a cocktail, and then I took him to Oscar's Steakhouse, and I think it would have been probably a $300 meal. They comped it out. That was the dinner we were all going to go to. Yeah, get him filet mignon. Stop by the roulette wheel. What's your number? So I did wager $60 for him. Oh, you lose the bet.

Three different times. You lose the bet. No, no, no. Hold on. You could have not said anything. I gave him the money to gamble. It was part of his make a kid's weekend plan. His comedy fantasy camp?

Yeah, yeah. Listen, you couldn't have picked a better kid. When we sat down at Tommy Rocker's, we were still really hungover, and so I sat down in the bartender's and said, what can I get? I go, let me just get a water right now to start off with, and then once I finish my water, I'll start. And he's like, anybody else want a water?

And the kid goes, is it free? You could not have picked a better kid to help out. He drove all the way down. He lives outside of Reno in Gardnerville. I think it's a population of 1,200. Makes Bisbee look like a metropolis. And, yeah, he's always a virgin, too. Yes.

I got to throw that in there. Yeah. So I thought maybe I could work that out. Oh, fuck, I forgot about that story, too. I don't know how I left him but I remember the next day going ah fuck I forgot all about that kid but then when I ran into him

he'd already hooked up with Andy doing acid well this is the start of it and that was I don't know if you caught the detail in the beginning no you did because you corrected him when he came up first to the sports book we were at the video pokers playing and detail in the beginning no you did because you corrected him when he came up first to the to the

sports book we were at the video pokers play him and he goes uh do you want acid i go no no no no doug was sitting one seat down i go yeah yeah we're okay and i go oh and i grabbed his arm i go hold on a second and that's when doug was like what what's going on here? And then it's like. I think I told him, give everyone acid but Andy. But I said, we do have friends of which I didn't know who, but someone would, right? And then he goes, okay. He's in between Doug and I sitting at the video poker, pulls out a pack of extra gum and starts to pull out what is going to be tabs of acid. And Doug did that thing where like

you're gonna buy drinks and doug goes put your money away like put that away and he goes want a drink and it's like well just guy there's a there's an etiquette in a place especially crawling with cameras it is to not broadcast. It doesn't understand anything. Because to play that off, I'd have to unwrap that acid and chew it like extra gum or go to jail.

Oh, shit. So, yeah, he evidently hooked up with you guys. Well, I thought so. We had heard that you were doing a Make-A-Wish weekend, so he just immediately became an honorary member. He was right across the hall from us. Plus, Andy didn't have to be with us. He was right there next to us.

That worked out well. Andy could ping-pong between us, Olivia, and Guy. And when I say ping-pong, he'd run into our door. We wouldn't answer. It would be barred. And then Olivia wouldn we wouldn't answer and be barred and then olivia wouldn't answer it'd be barred so we'd have to go so it's more like caroms trying to get in that one basket i was i was whole up the whole time chain smoking and writing in that suite so at least the kid uh had a good time and i opened the show

by introducing him he was sitting front row center too yeah sorry etiquette number two shaley talked to him about it well i was gonna have him backstage and bring him out but by that time i was just desperately trying to remember his set much less fuck with him but he was right there yeah in front of me he was almost on stage so and i told this story like a kid works like at am pm broke his never had a girlfriend i think he was what 22 yeah and uh so i announced that he was a virgin and if anyone could i could take care of him for new year's eve and uh i had vague recollections of later that night seeing him with some blonde girl. They were seeming to get along pretty good. She's the one in the leopard print?

Yep. I can't even remember. I just remember they were blonde. She showed up with him with Tommy Rocker. That was the girl. Yeah. Oh, did she come? Yeah, I asked her if she did.

She said, I taught him to make out. That's close. That's good. I go, he's still got tonight, you know? He said they were in his room dry humping basically he's trying to get to third base or something when andy of course barges in saying sorry i need a place to sleep tonight and fucking completely cock blocked what could have been a closing situation andy ruins fucking everything i i tried to help drunk on the fucking plaza floor

i was bullshitting with those two and then i forget how charming i am so i was trying to wingman him and then she's like uh why don't why don't we just let him watch us fuck and i was like oh no that was i wasn't going that direction goddamn i'm good at this though. Fuck. Immediately went and found my wife. Oh, that brings me I want to say thanks Stan Hope because what you've always said is 100% true.

I got up on that stage at the Plaza Chad Shag opened it. We're going to play that at the end, Chaley. You have it recorded, right? Yeah. Yeah. I got it.

You want to play his set at the end? Yeah, we're going to play Chad's set at the end. You're going to burn his only three jokes? You didn't know he had jokes. I sent them out last minute. But I've gotten laid by my wife so much since that that my dick hurts. I'm like, leave me alone for a little while.

So thanks, man. Even a train stops. Just hold on now. It worked out well for me. Tell a story. The Green Room. You thought you were just doing an offstage announcement to open the show. Yeah, Shaley texted me and was like, we're going over here.

You're doing announcements. And I said, offstage like last time? And he says, yeah, exactly like last time texted me and was like, you're going over here, you're doing announcements, and I said, offstage like last time? And he says, yeah, exactly like last time. And I was like, alright. So I'm all prepped in my head what I've got to do, and Shaley brings me up to the green room, and then he leaves. And I was

taking care of stuff out in front of the house, so I didn't know, because I said, hey, Doug, we'll want to talk to you about final thing before you go on. But as far as I know, you're just going to do offstage announce, which I had a wireless mic back there and everything set up. And I left. So I was bullshitting with Hannigan for a little while. I was in there and then pretty soon Stan Hope walks into the green room and immediately goes, you got an opening line for offstage announcements?

Don't keep your phone off? I don't know. What do you mean? Hello? Yeah. Welcome? Welcome to the closet. So he was telling me, I got one for you if you don't have one.

And I was like, I don't understand. He's like, no, you're going to go up and intro the show. Sold out. I don't want to do that. I was so close to saying no. I wanted to say no. Even if I had, I had the things that I end up saying, I already had in my head that I could say.

But then at that moment, they were gone. I looked at Jenny and I go, oh, I got nothing. I don't want to do this. She's like, no, you can do it. You'll remember. I'm like, I don't want to do it. So I was glad I did. But when I got back up to the green room,

like seven or eight minutes to show, because we had a music track playing. So when the train leaves, we got to get down there. And I go, Chad, you working out with Doug? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're like tapping it into your phone. I'm going, what the fuck is he doing? He's playing Candy Crush when he should be getting ready.

I'm trying to type shit today in my phone so I can remember it. Or at least look at my phone if I don't remember it. And Jenny's all, I'll make sure he does it. And I go, what the fuck is wrong with Chad? This fucking pussy can't even fucking remember. I think he's going to go, hey, everyone, happy New Year. Put those phones away. We're going to have a great time tonight. Are we ready to rock and roll the new year?

Something like that. He's typing it down like he's going to fucking forget to say don't take pictures or video. I go, what the fuck is wrong with him? I go, hey, we got one more minute, Shayla. He's rehearsing lines that he can read off stage. What is the fucking problem here? So I get everyone to go downstairs. I still don't know.

And I get downstairs and then it's told to me that he's going to go on stage. And then I go back in the showroom sitting at our table back there. And he has a fucking set. I'm like, oh, my God. No one needs shit in his pants. I fucking had no idea. I'm so fucking like, dude, act like you've been here before, for Christ's sake. I thought I did.

But, I mean, yeah, you did a great job. You did a great job. Tight five, man. Yeah. Fucking great. You killed, Olivia killed. I was just fucking, it just felt mediocre to me. It just, it felt flatlined.

I woke up the next day going, did I even do the punchline to that bit? Did I even do that bit? It just, it was completely autopilot. My fucking head was a wreck. I didn't feel it. It was fun. It was the first time I had seen any of that stuff. So I had a good time.

I laughed. I mean, it was a good show to me. I forget that because I've just seen you do it for eight weeks. Yeah, the last time I saw you was at the plaza. So when you did your special. So I hadn't seen anything. Erickson's too. They hadn't seen any of that.

So yeah, we were back there. You're cracking us up. Real laughs. Doug was getting, we were back there. You're cracking us up. Real laughs. Doug was getting real laughs from his friends. Yeah, someone tweeted a picture of me on stage from a distance, and it said, this is right after the woman behind me started vomiting everywhere. Fifth row. Stage right.

Yeah. Oh, did I know it? No. I keep those things from you. The lady came up in the beginning and said, hey, this lady just won't shut up behind me. And I go, what do you want to do? And I go, where is she? She goes, I can't.

It's down there. And I go, look, there's a table back here. It's in the back, but it's a booth. It's all for you and your friend. Come on. Well, we got here early. I go, this is the fucking problem. back here it's in the back but it's a booth it's all for you and and your your friend come up well we got here early i go this is the fucking problem the people who get here really want to see you are here early like the people who line up early and are drinking the whole time lined up at 4 30 4 30 in the afternoon 6 30 doors yeah for an eight o'clock show that guy emailed me oh by the way

shannon if you're listening you said we're gonna I'm going to talk to you on the Patreon podcast that we're going to tape shortly after this. Fan appreciation podcast. I get a very touching email. And so, yeah, Shannon, stay tuned. If you're not Patreon, I'll send you a dollar. Are you going to refund her? I'm going to read that email on Patreon.

She can listen to one month. But I got an email from the guy that was the first guy at 430. I think he was a doctor or something. If you're listening to the podcast, he said, if you're ever in San Diego, we'd love to have you for dinner and drinks. I don't know that that's going to happen. I'm not much of a dinner guy but uh i appreciate you uh putting in that time does he run a conveyor belt sushi he said open at four o'clock in the

afternoon because he'll he'll be there near the club we must have tweeted that people were there at 4 30 because he said uh i saw that somehow oh no i said it on stage. And he said, I was the one, my wife and I. And I figured if I went to the Louvre, I would plan to spend quite a bit of time. And yeah, he compared me to the Louvre, even though he misspelled it. A doctor. I think he's a doctor.

I don't know why I think that. So listen, just to finish, the lady never came up to get the seat and then we're not even 10 minutes from the end of the show and the lady comes up again and goes now she's thrown up all over the place it's i get my little light i wish people could see your eye roll on that i was sitting right there it's exactly accurate that's what i grab my light and I go, let's go. And we head down there. And sure enough, man, she's head down and the boyfriend is like rubbing her back thing.

I don't know what. It feels good, but it usually happens when you're on the toilet and you're feeling the cold porcelain. That's kind of in a room full of four or five hundred people where you just vomited on the back of someone's seat get up and leave yeah yeah drag her out of there but he was just girlfriend help her out and they were back they never did anything it was the couple in front that came up and then i look and there's people like everyone around there is just like this is you know we didn't know it was going to go this bad because they thought they were just going to get kicked out. Because she was heckling, too, and stuff.

But it wasn't that. Well, if you're that drunk, you're going to puke. You're probably going to be a little chatty right beforehand. So I get there and I'm like, I'm not touching shit, right? But I'm like, yeah, I just want to kind of get the. Once again, I should have took a picture. I didn't. So I go up so I go up and I go

hey you gotta get security down there we need to get this you know cleaned up at least the show's about to end people are gonna be

walking through this it's just disgusting and this security gal is like I ain't touching this and we go out to this I get her out to go out to the side

and as they start to head towards the side I just go there and it's like kind of kick the pile there was a pile and then there was like a hazmat side, I just go there and it's like kind of kick the pile. There was a pile and then there was like a hazmat bag. But I think the hazmat bag was just-

You just polished those shoes. I know. They didn't fit, so I knew I was getting rid of them. So I just kind of shoved it like the bag was on top of it and I don't know if there was something in the bag, but it all kind of moved and it just got underneath and that's when I turned the person to the side. This is a really nice looking couple with this horrific look because they know what i've just

done and what they have to walk through so i was just like and then we go out and they wanted to go all the way around the back of the stage by the service bar and everything and i'm like no we're going this closest this way well i didn't realize I took him to the back row and that whole back row on stage right was all plaza VIPs and upper brass. She's like, no, we can't go that way. I go, we're going this way. That's the quickest way out of here.

I'm not going to babysit this puke train. And so we get up there and I'm having to push chairs back out of the way because everyone's all spread out because they work there, right? Yeah, and we had to go through the red curtain to get out. And I'm like, oh, maybe we should have gone the long way. We just marched through like an upper-level staff meeting. Yeah, it's pretty funny. And then I go, look, now you deal with her out here, but

don't you have any contingency for this? Because she's too drunk to be in a place that serves liquor. Clearly. Yeah. Now what? And they're like, well, she can get out. It's the plaza. Get her to the table. There was homeless people taking refuge in there. They weren't even asking them to leave.

They just made sure she was out of the way. Walk that lady directly to craps. Roulette. Move slower. Put a feed bag on her. An empty feed bag in case she ralphs again. Get her ATM card moving.

The janitors came in with that sawdust stuff. Did you remember from school? Bring them over here. They park her up next to her. They sawdust stuff that you remember from school bring them over here they park her up next to her they sawdust the floor around her that's why i have not done a new year's eve show since maybe 2002 and that's why because they're fucking the audience is uh 2002 no 20 minutes oh it's worth a 20 minute mark yeah there Yeah, there's a reason for that. Even though the money's good, it's usually not worth the hassle.

That was an isolated incident for 450 people. It wasn't like comedy clubs in the days where they just went to comedy to have a place to go, and then fucking they're outrageous. And they didn't have to do the countdown shit either. It was an early end, yeah. Yeah, it was an 8-10. and then fucking they're outrageous. And I didn't have to do the countdown shit either. It was an early end, yeah. Yeah, it was an 8 to 10. He will not be doing a countdown. 8 to 10 only.

So it is one of those things I was explaining to Fred today back at the Funhouse before we left that New Year's Eve is second only to Halloween for the worst day to do comedy. Yeah, Halloween's the worst. But that was pretty plug and play. I mean, you've been there often enough that we kind of know what to expect.

They know what to expect from us. And the other thing is that the staff there, there's no, it's not like hustling and all this. They're just on autopilot. Yeah, and Gary, the manager, always takes care of us. He even sent me one of those giant pictures they have in the rooms of old Vegas, black and white. You know, the old Union Plaza when it was called that. We're trying to judge what year it's from by the cars in the parking lot in the picture.

Yeah, they hooked us up. I remembered Omar from the last time when i was all proud of myself and told stanhope and then stanhope went and told on me jessic was proud of himself because he remembered your name oh my god damn you you're supposed to tell omar that i didn't remember his name until you told me i'm sure i told him that i think that was why you told yeah so he could be super honest about himself yeah by throwing you under the bus too. Omar was great because he's like the stage manager or the room manager. And I kept like texting him and he's like, oh, be right there. And he's like, right there.

I go, what the fuck? He's in the audience. He went to the show. He's right there. All right, let's refresh these cocktails. Back in a moment. Back in a moment. Cheers, everybody.

Yeah. That's some enthusiasm right there. Yeah, what happened to the opening crowd? It's just the sort of enthusiasm we expect. We swapped the crowd. I mean, this is the beginning of the last century that any of us are ever going to be able to breathe. Come on. Have some fun.

Use your lungs now. Hey, and get as much salmon in you as you can because they're filling up with plastic and they're going to be a little different to cook. You won't be able to barbecue them anymore. You can microwave them. Yeah, because you can't burn plastic. You can. They're just going to smoke more.

Yeah. So we'll get used to it. Some of us will survive. Not us. Yeah, no, not us. Nobody up here. Because we're doing a podcast, so we've been given the code to the exit shuttles. Because they're going to need podcasting in the future for the elites that escaped.

And then we'll go to a new planet, and it'll be all the rich guys and all the podcasters. And then we'll be like, no, you guys can't fuck kids. And they'll be like, okay, you guys are out. That's the future I saw last night on LSD. Hey, everybody. It's me, Brett Erickson from the issues with andy podcast uh we love you killer termites and we hope you'll tune in and check us every friday issues with andy on youtube yeah okay it's it's a it's not a podcast right isn't it a bod podcast you're right for once

andy you're right it's a vodcast which means it's a podcast fueled by vodka oh oh shit i was drinking cola i fucked up and the v could also stand for video because it's a video podcast as always i'm right and chad shank is writer or more right to be correctly incorrect something if you love the shit you're getting here on the doug stanhope podcast get more shit with us on issues with andy on youtube every friday and yeah well you keep listening and watching or however you do it and we'll keep shitting she will keep shitting con i mean shitting content and'll keep shitting content. And not shit. We'll polish it up and call it a turd.

You can shit on it if you hate it and love it. Yeah, thanks for watching. And shit. Alright, thanks guys. What date do you think I should apply? The microphone, Andy. The microphone. Which date do you think I should go in? We're back.

We're back. Okay, so, Chad. Yes, sir. We were all staying at the plaza. Chad found a deal. I don't know if we might have already talked about this happening. I mentioned on the podcast that this was going to happen. But, yeah, whenever we looked at the plaza, it was like 300-something bucks a night by the time we had finally decided

that we were going to be able to go. This is a place that you probably get for $9 a night in the summer. I think it was $29 starting on the 1st. You can stay there for $29, but leading up to it and the night of New Year's Eve was like $300 and something bucks. Oh, and it was expensive when I recorded there because it was Memorial Day weekend. Yeah. Right. Yes.

Right, yes. So we did a timeshare presentation for our stay. How did you find that? Did they find you? Okay, so I was booking a room at the Holiday Inn on the phone, and after I booked my room, he goes, you're an IHG Rewards member, and he says, so you qualify for a special deal do you want to hear about it and i'll hear about it and uh and it turned out to be this i what i told

the guy on the phone when he gave me the the timeshare you know sales pitch thing i go if if i got this as a cold call i would have hung up on you already but i called holiday inn so i mean this has to be somewhat legit and his whole pitch was he says we're just doing this for word of mouth we want people you know we want you to go see what we have to offer and then maybe you'll tell other people and i said you have no idea what you're asking for because if this sucks it's gonna be great for me although it's gonna cost me 250 dollars i'm gonna have the best story ever. And if not, I get a free stay in Las Vegas over New Year's Eve.

And it turned out to be not bad at all. Really? Yeah. No, I didn't. Listen. I guess if Holiday Inn has their name attached to it, they can't be too pushy. Wait, Holiday Inn has their name attached to Holiday Inn sometimes. And that's not too impressive.

Here's the thing is if i had if i were a different person if i if let's say i were like hennigan who travels a lot and probably i don't know how much money hennigan has but i'm assuming he could afford a fucking deal like this you basically i know how much money he has i know he only works for me you basically i know how much money he has because i know he only works for me you basically somebody who has all right maybe not hitting but i'm the only person i know travels like a lot for pleasure and goes i think that stands so um henning is picky and he can afford well uh it doesn't work like the way timeshares used to work basically what you do is you get 200,000 IHG reward points every year on the first of the year. And then you can use them wherever you want

at these different resort packages. You use your credits. Yeah, yeah. You just basically are prepaying for 20 years worth of fucking travel credits. Doled out at 200,000. That wasn't a holiday inn. He showed me a picture of the place you were staying. doubt it 200 000 a holiday and he showed me a picture of the place you were staying that wasn't a fucking holiday inn was it uh yeah yeah

that wasn't even the resort that was the that was the stage holiday no no no listen they have the the the timeshare they were trying to sell me that's where i had to go across the street and attend the seminar that place place was like apartments. Yeah, it was very nice. They've got pools every couple of feet, and they've got all these amenities, and it's very swanky. Where we stayed, because it was New Year's Eve and we planned it at the last minute, we stayed at the Holiday Inn Tuscany Casino a little ways down the road.

Was it on the strip? Did you have to go to Henderson? No, no. It was on Flamingo right up by the link. Right up from the link. All right. So just enough off the strip. The link, which is a Caesar's property.

There was a few of them over there. Doug's not even allowed to say Caesar's property. He's not even allowed to eat a Caesar's salad. Go ahead and gloat over that joke. He is allowed to have a Caesar's haircut. If he could grow hair. Oh my

gosh. So anyway we attended And it was just real cliche though The sales thing was You know how they do the sales thing Where they get you to say yes And get you to agree with them He was so desperate That he was like

Who here would agree that 20 is more than 2 Who here is going to get out Dude that's fucking sad Move over Maybe they're trying to find out Dude, that's fucking sad, man. I could move over. Maybe they're trying to find out the people who can't add, and then they move them up. Nobody would respond to him. Nobody likes to travel.

He's trying to get people. But is everyone hungover in there? You like girls, right? We're just trying to get people and uh but is everyone hung over in there you like girls right like me we're just trying to get him to stay in a free fucking hotel actually i saw several long forms come out during the hard sell at the end bunch of people bought stolen credit cards so uh okay whatever works were you how did you get out what were your over uh i said i said you were saying something earlier about i know i get pictures with me and stan up and joe rogan oh that was on the andy podcast yeah well that that was when the dude tried to get like all personal later on because he was because he asked me what we were doing down i told him over here to watch my friend do you know a comedy show and they're like oh who's

that you know and i told him and then so he watch my friend do a comedy show. And he was like, oh, who's that? And I told him. And then so he was showing me pictures. So I started showing him pictures. And he already knew that I was not a sale at that point. We were just bullshitting. But then the manager had to come over and give you the hard sell. And I said, look, I said, I wouldn't be in a position to even consider this if I wasn't a

good businessman. And what kind of good businessman is going to make that sort of a financial decision based on a two hour seminar? I says, I'm not going to, uh, I'm not going to tell you yes, right now. I says, I may say I'm not, I like your deal. I like your presentation, but I don't like the pressure of having to say yes right now. I said, so. And she goes, well, you only get these today. I said, I understand scarcity marketing as well. I said, you know, I said, you're not going to change my mind. And I says, if I don't get a follow-up call from you guys to try to do this, that offers me these same deals, you're the shittiest salespeople I've ever met. I said said so don't try to tell me i have to do this right now because i'm like thank you for got up and all this stuff and left so it was fun

did you get a follow-up call yet no they're not no no they read flag probably ran my credit they didn't know who i was until i went in there so face recognition whenever they uh the guy was trying to do the sales thing and he tried to like appeal to everybody's emotions and he says this is how important travel is he reminded me of alex jones because he was like all animated bald big guy this is how important travel is uh i was out with my wife we were on a uh one of our beautiful estates that we get to go to every year because we've been time shareholders since 1973 this this is the part in the ad copy if this was our like spot to read yeah they'd go make a personal make the product personal yes

encourage personal stories yeah but but uh remember that nobody would respond to him when he would offer these ridiculous fucking softball questions. Simple math. Yeah, they were. Everybody would just sit there. And, oh, fuck. Alex Jones. Okay, so he says, we're talking to some folks that we met there at the bar,

and I said, you know, what made you come on this vacation? And he says, well, let me tell you. He says, I've had three friends in the last six months that have dropped dead. And they were all under 60 years old. And he says, you know, you guys know what they all had in common? And everybody was dead quiet. And I go, they were all fat? Fuck, you're just saying that?

Yeah. You told me to go funny. I said, should I be a dick or should I be funny? That was the only opportunity I had to be funny. Did you get a laugh? No, from Jenny. Everybody else just thought I was a fucking dick. So, yeah, so I did not accept the timeshare offer in the end,

but I still got to stay in a really nice room for absolutely free. No, I think it was $60. I had to pay the taxes on the room, which is like $20. Room charge or something? $60. City room charge. Yeah, that's probably the reason that I'm not allowed on any Caesars property is when they offered me a free vacation,

and after two hours on the fucking phone. Hey, wait, why did the friends die? I think they were all workaholics, was what it was. They worked too hard. I thought they were just fat. They were all fat. They didn't travel. I thought it was going to be something like that.

And that was it. They were all workaholics, and they didn't take the time to enjoy what really matters in life. So someone figures out this whole SVU munch is like, you know what? It's no travel time. That's what killed them all. Yeah. You put that on the death certificate? No vacation.

A timeshare would have figured this whole thing out one of the hardest parts not to laugh is whenever the guy was trying to here was the sales pitch inside when they walk you through the the thing they all made fun of there was fake a fake flight of beer it was like rubber foam beer inside the glass and it was a fake pizza and i watched salesperson after sale we're all in there at the same time just filtering in oh we got some pizza over here if you want pizza oh you want some beer and if you can drink it you can have it i'm watching them all make the same fucking is that in the script you guys knock it off but then we went in the kitchen and the guy literally goes over here we got a laundry and every every one of the places has a full laundry. Oh, there's a furnished model.

Yeah, yeah. They'd walk us through a furnished model. Yeah, thanks, Shaley. And he's like, we have a full laundry over here. You know, because whenever you go, you might want to wash your clothes, like explaining to us what the washer and dryer were for. And then he walked to the kitchen and goes, you got a stove? You go, you buy your own food.

People spend so much money eating out when they travel, but here you can eat your own food. Then whenever so much money eating out when they travel, but here you can eat your own food. Then whenever you're done, you have leftovers. Come over here. You can put them in the refrigerator. After that, you can take them out of the refrigerator, put them in the microwave. Wow.

Warm them back up, explaining fucking bit by bit how appliances work. Like a 1950s World's Fair event. Holy shit. Wait, you mean we could make food and then just not just throw it in the fucking yard? You want to talk to some people at home? There's a thing here called the telephone. Get this. You dial a number and you can talk to them directly.

You know how you have two twin beds at home? This is like two twin beds put together. You can sleep and actually touch each other. We call it a full. Look at this. It's one sheet. It's one whole sheet. It covers both twin beds put together. You can sleep and actually touch each other. We call it a full. Look at this. It's one sheet. It's one whole sheet. It covers both twin beds.

How do we get the two twin sheets on a full? Do you have a sewing machine? For the record, a furnished model is not nearly as good as scarcity marketing. That's great. That's a fucking strong pull, son. You can use that a lot, too, because that's very common. It was fun. And you get to stay away from the crowd, which a few times I'd venture down to the casino floor.

I forget. People can entertain themselves in Vegas. They don't need me. And I remember one time going to the food court, as of course, you have to walk through the entire casino. And I remember one time going to the food quarters, of course. You have to walk through the entire casino. I passed separately Tracy and Mitchell, both on slot machines. And I go, hi, kiss them on the head.

And you winning anything? And they're just like, yeah, all good. And like staring right at the machine. They don't need me. Mitchell won $700 last time on penny slots So this time She was sure it was just a matter of time Until she hit that other $700 I go, you're going to chase that dragon forever

Just stop Because that was just You don't even know how dollar Or the penny slots work You just hit the same thing No, that's what I cracked up It's a dollar At least, sometimes it's more Yeah, but you's not a penny. No, that's what I cracked up. It's a dollar. It's a dollar. Yeah.

At least. Sometimes it's more. Yeah, but you bet all of them. Yeah, you have to bet all of them to win the jackpot. Well, you need all the 700 lines that go across and zigzag and shit. Yeah, she was pretty dejected when she didn't win this time. The crowds were definitely more so than the other times that I've been there for New Year's Eve. I had one after we went from the dive bar and we went back to the plaza to drink for a while.

Oh, my God, yeah. I did have a little bit of a breakdown incident where I got – how I put it to Jenny because she tries to judge me. This is before the show or after the show? It's after the show. This is on the 30th after the dive bar. We did the Issues of Candy dry run at the die bar. Yeah.

So Jenny tries to gauge how I am. I'm grunting and I'm moving. And she's like, and then I go. And so I explain, I said, I want to put my foot in somebody's mouth. And I want to put my fingers up their nose. And I want to fucking rip their face in half. And she's like, oh, that's a bad one. Like, that's not good. I've not even heard that one did you just make that up yeah that's

new for me so sweet and so she's like go outside and smoke and so what was the situation you're just there's nothing specific that's the most frustrating thing about this down if I could say here's what happened I could tell you specific things that pissed me off before while I was there. Whenever I'm in a big line to get pizza and the people in front of me have made friends and then when it's their turn to order pizza

they still have their back turned and they're just talking to their new friends. I'm like, order pizza, motherfucker! I know why I'm mad. That sounds insignificant, but as those things mount that i'm i can be mad at that but i know why i'm mad and that one's easier than just i can't handle the i get claustrophobic it's but it's like you're claustrophobic inside your skin but i feel like i can i can bust out of that skin and just tear people's face in half and I'd feel better.

So Jenny says, go outside and smoke. So I thought, yeah, I'll go stand outside and smoke. And then when somebody harasses me for smoking weed outside, I'll do the fucking finger nose thing. See how that works out. Finger nose thing. So I went outside and I was smoking and nobody harassed me because nobody ever does. So I smoking weed out there and two dudes come walking out and one of them goes, well, that smells good. And I was like, God, plenty of you'd like a hit.

And these two dudes walk over and I realize. Weed is legal in Nevada. Yes. Yeah. It's still not legal to smoke on the street. It's not smoking on main street in front of the plaza it's not but it was in the corner of an area where there was baby steps hardly anything and it's all about your where andy was pissing if you're not throwing up or pissing you're probably

not going to bother you so uh just side note people you're going to watch it watch episode 21 of issues with andy live from tommyers, and that'll get you hooked because Andy never runs out of stories. I can't plug it hard enough, even though I'm jealous. So these two gentlemen come over there and smoke weed with me, and as they get closer to come over and smoke weed with me, and I go to hand the guy the joint, and I have to go reach upward because the one guy is probably 7'2", and his son who's with him is probably about 6'10".

And I've smoked a couple of times with him. We bullshit a little bit, tell me a little bit about who they are. He's my son. We're here having a good time, and we're going down there. And I tell them a little bit about me, only that I'm so grateful that you guys came out here and smoked weed with me because sometimes whenever you're just irrationally ready to rip somebody's face in half, what you really need is two ice giants to fucking walk up and stand next to you

so that you can just be like, hey, maybe I might get my face ripped in half. So just be cool motherfucker i'm gonna start smoking weed so i can have these references in the book i was gonna go with ming yao but i didn't even know if that was the guy's name y'all ming y'all ming ice giants way better battles what ice giants are the guys that thor battled i think in like old uh well you'd watch more comic book movies if you smoke weed doug so that would it would no i knew that i knew that from a fucking book motherfucker i haven't even watched very many comic book movies i don't like them but uh so those guys were sazy those guys were very uh very cool and it helped me a lot and changed my

whole head space and we bullshitted so the next night is your show and as we coming out of down the stairs from out the front doors of the plaza those two guys are the first guys that i saw they were only there for your show i asked my son guys without dates and a doug stanhope i come along and they're like it's chad that's who smoked weed with you yesterday they were all happy oh could you open the show yeah and then they were you know they I come walking in and they're like, it's Chad. We smoked weed with you yesterday. They were all happy. Oh, because you opened the show. Yeah.

And then they saw me on the stage and he was like, we didn't even know. And I go, that's cool. We just met randomly. They knew who you were from the podcast but didn't know it was you? Yes. Yeah. Well, that's what they said later. But they definitely knew who I was after they saw me on stage before your show.

But he said, yeah. He asked his son who his favorite comedian was and he told him and he looked it up and found that show and took him to that show because we're trying to hang out now in their older ages. Yeah, yeah.

I did hang out and try to meet people after the show even though there's no merch booth and pictures. Yeah, you did. You were a trooper. I got a little out of hand. Yelling at that one couple. Oh, the pukers? No. We had a huge line. It's nice to the

pukers. Yeah, I just got them out of there. There was a huge line to do a meet and greet after. You were right at the steps underneath the 20-20 balloons. It was you and Bingo, and everyone was in line. And I had security kind of thin out the line so it's straight back so we don't have this thing people come in in the side.

I had Chad on one side and Tracy's on the other, just kind of keeping people in that line. But anyone who were fumbling with their phone or standing there without their phone, I go, go. You can't. No, you're not next. That's right. I remember that. Going really fast. I go, go. You can't. No, you're not next. But I'm like trying to. That's right.

I remember that. Going really fast. It's on selfie. He's yelling. Look, I don't know your code. Back in line. Back in line. I do have to tone Jaylee down.

This is why people think Jaylee hates us. I could see your face. And I'm like, if we really all cooperate here, we can get through this. Because Doug, at some point, is going to go, I'm done. And what can I do? Tackle him and handcuff him to the fucking rail? So I go, let's just do it. We can do this.

Everyone, come on. Just get your phone. Put it on. I know you're not going to listen to me, but I'm going to say put it on flash. And he doesn't need it. All right. Well, don't go back in line because you fucking. So these two get, like, sit right.

You guys, at one point point just sat on the steps. I go, oh, that's perfect. Now they'll get around you. You can mug behind them and whatever. And there's two people sat down around you and just sat there. Didn't hand me a phone or anything. I go, what the fuck you want me to do? Draw your picture?

Give me a fucking phone. And they're staring at me. I go, one of you's got to have a camera or get out of the line. That's one thing I'm aware of. No matter how stressed out I am putting a set together before a show, Chaley is ten times more stressed. And he wasn't even working it. You're here for, but you're always working. I'm learning something as we speak. So what i should have done when i went up there's intro to explain to everybody after we're done here you're gonna

get to take a picture with doug stanhope but consider him like a wild animal that you've come upon in the in the in the forest you're you're gonna get a few pictures but eventually he's gonna get spooked and run back to his fucking burrow so hurry up get your fucking picture well i didn't know he was gonna do that i was i was surprised that's why i was glad security was to get spooked and run back to his fucking burrow. So hurry up. Get your fucking picture. Well, I didn't know he was going to do that. I was surprised. That's why I was glad security was there. Yeah, it went smooth. His name was Lambchops to me because he had these big lambchops.

I did see him the next night after Tommy Rocker's when he spilled an entire shot of Jameson all over my arm. He was apologetic then, too. But I felt bad because I realized who it was. I was like, yeah, I did. I had the other night. Did you do any disco dancing?

I do vaguely remember seeing that same band playing. No, there was a different band each night. Well, New Year's Eve. Yeah, yeah, those guys were great. Wasn't that the same band that we were dancing? Dude, you can buy those Afro wigs anywhere. Because they seemed to recognize me. Oh, from the last time we were there.

Yeah, it was James. I danced like a motherfucker that night. I must have been on drugs or something. Yeah, they were all into Andy, and they were... Because I was on drugs, and I think you weren't. They were shouting out the... This was a drug-free trip. Thanks a lot, Vegas.

Not without effort. Damn. You tried. Fuck me. Yeah, I can't wait to hear your set. We're playing it at the end. But I do remember you saying something about Coke and someone in the audience going,

I got some, and I'll hook up with you later. Yeah. I never asked you if you did, because I probably never saw you. No, no, nothing. Not a thing. I got a little bit of hallucinogenic strips of some stuff that I'm looking forward to doing. So thanks for that. Do we want to have one more story about Las Vegas?

It's Tappan with Tappan. Yes. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes. By the look on your face, absolutely. And I remember. I missed everything. I have to do my own podcast to find out what the fun you guys had that I was in chambers for.

We were at the disco dancing bar. There was a band playing. Which night was this? This was the night after Tommy Rocker's whenever we were all. It was on January 1st after the Issues with Andy live podcast. And it was a full crew there at that bar. Hannigan was there. Tracy Mitchell.

Erickson. Shaley. Guy. Andy. Jenny was there. We had a whole. Everybody was there. Well, some random guy started buying us all.

Lamb chops. Shots. That was lamb chops. Was it? That was him. Okay. He started buying us all shots of Jameson, which tastes exactly like cough medicine, I realized after my third shot of Jameson, and then I still did two more, I think.

He must have bought six rounds of Jamesons. Just kept bringing them. Well, we were all sitting at one of those little round high-top tables, and all of a sudden Andy just starts puking into his little plastic plaza cup. He's making no effort to move. You were drinking what? He was drinking rum. Oh, yeah, he was giving Andy shots of rum. Rum.

And everyone else was drinking Jameson. And at the first instance where he poured the Jameson on my hand by accident, I go, look, I'm out. I go, I'm going to go get pizza for the table. I'll bring it back here. We'll get everyone a little bit of food. We'll be fine. That guy kept buying shots, and he was buying Andy rum.

And when I came back, there was a commotion and Andy had knocked down. One person had knocked down three high top chairs. I forgot about that. And I looked over and I go, who did the 7-10 split? They just fucking, Andy's looking out. There were chairs on the other side of the dance floor.

I had to go get it to bring back. It was like a dominoes thing where they just barely hit the other one. I forgot about that. And Andy sprawled in the middle of it. So then I'm like, I just turn my back. I go, whatever. And then that's when this whole thing happened. That's right.

That was whenever Andy came over. We were around that little circle. And then Andy just puking. And all of us ran over to the other table. To me. Where I had the food. Because we were getting away from Andy puking into his cup. You and Bud came over and then told me what happened, and then Andy came over with his cup.

Andy followed us with his cup. And set his cup down, and that thing like when you bring fajitas through a room. And everyone in the room all of a sudden goes, I hear him. I smell him. I just don't see him. That's Andy's cup. And he plops it right down in front of me. I went, oh.

Everybody. We all left him at that little table with his cup by himself. That motherfucker followed us to the full table. No, no. Get this. He's still just puking in the cup. The guy doesn't take the hint. He brings him two more shots of rum, but he brought him two more extra cups.

To puke. To puke in. One guy, three cups. Dude. Two shots. I went home We left We all just left

I was about to throw up That was the end of the night My mouth's sweaty now Thinking about it I don't even We never even told each other goodbye No We all just left and went home

Yeah it was like a bomb scare Everyone just left Oh Yeah get the fuck out Fuck that was wild Then I Then I took a $70 Uber ride home It looked like someone

That's why It looked like someone chewed up A blueberry muffin With Coca-Cola in their mouth and spit it in a cup. It was fucking disgusting. And I don't know, is he a puker? Well, I mean. That's the first time I've seen that. We were all on the verge of being pukers at that point. Come on.

That was a pie eating contest reaction. A lot of fucking booze. That was at the end of the night, too. I know. We drank a lot while we were podcasting. I've never seen Andy puke. We were doing shots while we podcasted. I mean, we were fucked up by that point.

We were fucked up when we left Tom. Yeah, yeah. This is exactly why you have to tour with Issues with Andy. Do you have a Twitter for Issues with Andy? At Issues with Andy. Yeah, get on that because you guys have to tour with that. Because Andy, especially on tour, is never out of those kind of stories. And he's still one of the funniest fucking people.

I mean, I don't want to travel with him. Too much work. I have to actually put in a fucking show that's worth the ticket price. Andy, I can't have that fucking problem. We can always match our ticket price. Free. Easy to hit that low bar. Not if you tour with it.

Yeah, I know. What are you, Christine Levine? Eric's and I are talking about it. We'll see what happens. Yeah, so yeah, follow at Issues andy uh can't uh can't recommend it enough and now you know that you can start doing comedy in front of andy on the road after the live podcast and uh after the show they'll they'll put you in perspective you go you were great that other guy's a fuck up Is he always with you?

That last guy? Is he? Well come on I'm not crazy Erickson's last There's no way I put Andy last That's kind of how I saw it in my head Alright

You got plugs? Oh you got your dates In March Oh gee I don't even know my dates Let's start Seattle You got plugs? Oh, you got your dates in March. Oh, yeah. I don't even know my dates. Let's start Seattle. You got two shows in Seattle early March. Don't we have three now?

We have three. Hannigan added a third. I think we have two in Denver and other shits coming up. I just realized I haven't played fucking Phoenix or Tucson forever. Yeah, we'll hit the major markets you know the mailing list go to doug stanhope.com and uh the 2020 dates are already yeah you're not gonna hear me on fucking bob and tom promoting so get on the mailing list that's the only way you're gonna know that i'm in your town doug stanhope.com all right let's play some chad shank because i don't remember any of it other than it was fucking great. Doug, do you want to set up the clip? Just kidding.

Alright, get on to Patreon for the fan appreciation podcast. Because we do appreciate you. Go to patreon.com slash Stanhope podcast. As little as a dollar a month and you get at least one podcast a month extra. And sometimes if you show up at the show and I'm trying to be in the mood

more and more, maybe I'll take you out and we'll just hang out like little guy the hippie. Play Chad Shank and then throw in Bingo After. Okay. There it is. Yeah, I didn't expect this either. Happy New Year, everybody. Welcome to the plaza. I ask you guys for a favor right off the bat. Not the usual ones.

Well, I guess those ones too. Don't take pictures. Don't film. Don't be an asshole. All of that stuff applies. But it's my anniversary tonight, tomorrow. I'm here in Vegas this whole time on the cheap. I went to a timeshare presentation this morning to

pay for my my stay. I didn't have tickets to come to this show so I told Sandov can I do something and he views humiliation as a form of currency. So so so so the favor I get is so I don't I also don't want to pay for an anniversary present. So if everybody could just give it up for my wife, Jenny. Been married for 21 years. Jenny, I love you. That's for you. I didn't have to spend any money at all.

That was completely free. Thanks. Thank you, guys. Oh, shit! It's Jenny. Thank you guys. Oh, shit! It's Jenny.

I almost kissed the microphone. I got so confused. Okay, so I'll humiliate myself for a couple of seconds so then you guys can go back to having fun. I don't have any jokes, but I can tell you stories about things that actually happened to me that most people would probably keep their mouth shut about. So I'm in my living room one day, and I'm smoking pot. It's during a monsoon storm, and the power went out.

And I was like, oh shit, the power went out. And it came back on, and I got up, and I started hunting around the house for candles. Because I thought, you know, if the power goes out, I want to have candles. And after I couldn't find any, it fucking dawned on me that it was the middle of the day. And if the power went out again, I could just open the fucking curtain, because I'm an idiot. So that really happened. idiot. So that was, that really happened. Uh, another thing was, um, I was sitting in my living room, uh, smoking some weed. I was trying to find something to watch. So I went on Hulu and I started flipping through and trying to find something to watch. And I found a tab that said history.

And I said, Oh, I like, uh, history, I like documentaries, I like the West, I like a lot of stuff about the history. And I clicked on it and then sat there confused why it was just a list of shit that I had already seen. Rick and Morty? That's not history. That's stupid.

That happened as well. Another time I was in my living room smoking weed. I smoke a lot of weed, and I still have an incredible anger problem. Give it up for weed, thanks. I also like cocaine, but I don't know where to get it, and I can't afford it. So I'm just putting that out there. Talk to you later, my friend. I'm just putting that out there. Talk to you later, my friend. So I'm sitting in my living room smoking weed and out the corner of my eye, I see out of the window that somebody has parked

in my driveway and I just lost my shit. I come unglued, flew out the door. I was ready to, some of you might know that I have violent tendencies. Other of you are just wondering why the fuck I'm up here. But I came out ready to kill whoever was parked in my driveway. And as I got to the gate, I realized that it was me. It was my truck. I parked it there like 10 minutes before that. So, yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. And thanks, everybody. Now you get to listen to real comedy

and enjoy yourself. So you know her from Roast Battle. You know her from our podcast. You know her from her own tours and she's fantastic, everybody. Olivia Grace. Okay, bye bye now! សូវាប់ពីបានប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពី Thank you.