The Doug Stanhope Podcast - Ep.#330: Greasy Right Out of the Box

Episode Date: September 4, 2019

Doug and Olivia return from a business trip abroad, Jobi is back from 6 months in the UK, and the Traille's drove in from Boise. This episode includes International travel experiences, Doug's morning vitriol expulsion and more Thank You's. Recorded Aug. 30th, 2019 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Jobi (@StanhopesCDP), Olivia Grace (@OliviaDoesBits), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.To all of our Patreon subscribers – THANK YOU. The 3rd Bonus episode goes out later this week. New subscribers will automatically have access to all past BONUS episodes, too.  Any level of support is appreciated. Patreon page (https://www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast) - (https://www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast). Thanks in again as your subscription helps keep this podcast going.Fall 2019 Tour Dates are on the way so join the Doug Stanhope Mailing List at https://www.dougstanhope.com/This episode is sponsored by 'POPOV VODKA PRESENTS' VHS TAPE - https://www.dougstanhope.com/store/popov-vodka-vhs-signed . Merch Page - www.DougStanhope.com/store -  http://www.dougstanhope.com/store/ (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?v=oIPRYcY_Xs8&redir_token=THAI8ouIQDtnov1_-Z9N9CsULH98MTU1OTM3MjkwMEAxNTU5Mjg2NTAw&event=video_description&q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dougstanhope.com%2Fstore%2F)LINKS -Yotel - https://www.yotel.com/en/hotels/yotelair-london-heathrowHomeStretch Foundation - https://www.homestretchfoundation.org/We like what they are doing over at http://www.FIRRP.org (http://www.firrp.org/) - Check it outSupport the Innocence Project - http://www.innocenceproject.org (http://www.innocenceproject.org/)  Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconantSupport the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

you're listening to the doug stanhope podcast my joe b's back and there's gonna be trouble hey uh come on where's my fucking backup singers joe b's back i'm here with jo Joby and Olivia Grace and Greg Chaley. Joby just got back after his six-month sojourn in a little over five months, but due to the time difference, let's call it six.

Seems like that when you're flying. Yep. Yeah. Olivia and I just got back from the UK, too, but ours was a week. Yours was six months. And I went to Boise. Jalen, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Jalen went to Boise against his will. Well, it was your will. I wanted to see what was happening. Ghost ride productions. Yeah, that was a ghost ride. We all just got back into town within about four days of each other. Yeah, it's true. We all rolled in at the same time.

Yeah, you come back like we've been sitting here the whole time. No, we've been fucking off doing other shit. Okay, well, I had assumptions because it looks like you've just been sitting here fucking off the whole time. You lost a lot of fucking weight. I did, yeah. To a point, you look a bit gaunt.

Yeah. Like I said, what, a stone and a half? Never figured out what a stone was. I think a stone is 14 pounds. So, yeah, yeah. About 20 pounds or so. But Hack Oddity, he eats a lot of food. So there was not much left.

And he, from what I know, scores a lot of blow. So I didn't know if he's eating your food or he's giving you a lot of blow. A little bit of both. But no, he was such a saint dealing with me because I'm mental. I go for three days without eating or sleeping straight. And I'd have to put up with that shit. I go for three days without eating or sleeping, you know, straight. And, you know, I'd have to put up with that shit. So, you know, and I cycle through my mental crap.

Yeah, you were a bit suicidal when you left. Yeah, it was. I remember talking to you when you first got there and you said, yeah, I'm like 20% less suicidal over here. Mm-hmm. And you said, yeah, I'm like 20% less suicidal over here. Yeah, it's a lot like they give Adderall to kids that are high strung. Well, you send someone that's depressed to England. It's very fucking depressing. Yeah, you were saying it was raining the whole time you were there.

Yeah, I loved it, though. I love the rain. You know, I'm a desert rat, so we don't get it. But it was time to leave. You know, it got a, though. I love the rain. I'm a desert rat, so we don't get it, but it was time to leave. It got a little overwhelming. It was raining all the time, but yeah, I enjoyed it. I really did. I loved the rain there. You were fortunate to not be

in London. You were Nottingham adjacent, from what I know. Yeah, about 10-15 minutes from Nottingham. Is Nottingham a good thing? I don't know anything about it. Nottingham's a cool little college town, I think.

Like when people ask me where I'm from, I say Fullerton. They're like, where? I go, it's near Disneyland. Because it's... Okay, yeah. So like... Well, everyone knows Nottingham from Robin Hood. Oh, okay.

They think, oh, you're near Robin Hood? Oh, got it. So it is the same. Oh, okay. So they think, oh, you're near Robin Hood? Oh, got it. So it is the same. Disneyland is real. Yeah. We were going to, Olivia and I just went to London to do a short, I'd say business trip, but it was more of a research thing. Yeah.

And you said, oh, yeah, I'm leaving. I go, oh, it's easier to see you at home this weekend than try to. But we were going to take the train up. I was going to take the train up to see you in Hack because that Saturday we had off. Mm-hmm. And she thought we should work on the project. And I go, yeah, it's Saturday night.

Fuck. The UK is so, like's Saturday night. Fuck. The UK is so like Saturday night crazy because they're all fucking working stiffs and then whole Monday through Friday and Saturdays are the worst fucking animals. I remember I wanted to see a movie and I bought a ticket to it and then you flat out,

you didn't even consider it. You were just like, no, I don't want to leave the hotel at all. I said that before you bought the ticket ticket i went on an entire diatribe of why i will never go out in london i will never go to a fucking movie theater i just and then you go you thought i was kidding i did i thought you were i thought you were being silly and then i didn't i didn't realize i thought you were but I mean his explanation holds water I mean well I get it now

because I remember being like hearing how loud it was down on the street like that night and then how quiet it was on Sunday fucking crazy what were your weekends like because you were working with the hack yeah part time you know

kind of thing but you know it's like anything else. Sometimes we'd just hang out for the weekend at home. But other times we'd go into either Nottingham or, you know, another town nearby, a little village, and just go hit pubs and drinking and cab it back. You know, it's just cabs everywhere because they're so strict on DUI laws there. I mean mean more so here so uh yeah so when you left you were debating whether you were going to be like the hot guy because you have the you're a beautiful human being and you have the weird

accent that's gonna attract or were you the pariah? Fucking Americans, your fucking president is a fucking cunt, you fucking cunt. Well, this is the way I approached it, is that I assume that every woman from the UK has either fucked Mishka or Hack. So therefore, every single woman in the UK is riddled with disease.

So I just stay the fuck away from all women. I'm not very approachable anyway because people look at me, it's like, okay, there's something wrong with this guy. So it worked out best for everyone. I loved when you tweeted

the picture of you coming back wearing your giant Mexican sombreroero and then i realized well he can't pack that no it's not something you can throw in a backpack or anything yeah it doesn't fold well no i loved wearing it around because they embarrass his hack when i wear it out he's like no you're getting someone's gonna punch you exactly so uh i would wear it whenever he was around you know just to fuck with him but yeah it was great yeah no i i i even like i i'll tone down my ridiculous 70s suits when i go there because i don't want to be noticed i'm fucking terrified of the uk it's the uk to me is a bad neighborhood and i nod at black people over there yeah i feel like you like motorcycle guys giving the hand wave as they pass on the highway yeah

it's terrifying they're fucking awful people over there so okay if you don't like being in the uk what about scotland or ireland or you go you like still it's it's all the same it's it's yeah it's all trying to figure out which is the worst i went to scotland it was wonderful i like scotland the most yeah scotland is gorgeous and yeah i only know one person that's Scottish, so naturally I assume that all people from Scotland have no soul. So when I got there... Hennigan reference. It was just a beautiful surprise.

It was gorgeous up there, and the people were great. Yeah, I say that, but if you dropped me into Scotland and told me I was in England, I wouldn't fucking know any better. Everything tastes awful and it's all the same bland looking awful shit. Hey, are you in the UP of Michigan? I don't know, but it's Michigan. I'm sure of it. So, uh. Wait, hold on.

Does Hack live in an apartment or a condo? No, he's got his own house. He's got a house. Yeah, he's got a house. And he's got a garage slash sex dungeon or whatever it is. That's why you went over there. Wait, let's delve into this. No, it's just a garage.

But it's got... It used to be a mechanics garage, so it's got a pit in the floor. Oh, like when you go to the oil change place, the guy's down below? Yeah, right. That's weird. Yeah. It was just a guy that was living there that was doing his own mechanic work and stuff like that. Obscure photography.

Yeah, I was going to say. Collecting the best lens to put on the top of your shoes. No, it was a great little house two bedroom you know but it's in england everything's tiny you know it's uh the kitchens are small it's like living on a boat yeah very much so i mean everything's super tiny fucking elevators yeah wait i have a giant roller bag i think i max out the elevator with me and my bag. Everything's built for a hobbit, you know? It's just super tiny and crunched in.

But yeah, a great little place. And Riddings is a small little village. And, you know, it's like smaller than Disney. They have a pub? Yeah, they got a couple of pubs. And so, you know, walk around town. It takes like maybe a mile and a half walk to do the whole town. That's about it.

Did you become a regular? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the pub, sure. And, you know, grocery store. Like Norm when he walks in? Cheers. Yeah, I mean, Hack doesn't – no one does that. They don't travel around much or know their neighbors.

I'm the guy that's like walking around and I'll just introduce myself and talk to them. All right, what's going on? But yeah, I found, knew everybody in town and, you know, grocery store and corner store and all that. And it's like, you fucking know everybody. Everyone's waving at you. And it's like, yeah, I'm the only fucking American here. They're, of course, wearing a sombrero. Yeah, he's got a sombrero on.

Yeah, long blonde hair. Hey, you see that Mexican guy with the long blonde hair? So in five slash six months, you said you'd go back. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'd go back next year and do at least you know a couple of months or you know summer it'd be fun to you know head back there because we ran into you in april where i did right when i was doing the carl pilkington no that's right yeah yeah and uh yeah you pretty much walked in super shawnee like and uh took over your workplace because you know how to do shit

where everyone else is shirking their responsibilities warehouse yeah was it like an engineering facility it's just a fabrication where it's uh it's aluminum gates you build from scratch you know everything's you know you cut and screw them all yeah it's just fabric uh but but yeah so it's blue collar guys working guys yeah yeah not a bunch of guys like draftsmen yeah yeah yeah madman era and so i i started i'm just running circles around his warehouse staff and they're 15 years younger than me yeah and he says you know you're very talented cook and i know you did engineering work for like over a decade but you really missed your calling in the warehouse industry so but you gotta you you can't go in there guns ablaze and you gotta dial it back right

well i mean i went in guns bla But I mean, they weren't pissed? Like the old dudes or the young dudes who had been there a long time? They didn't know how to handle someone that worked faster than them, got everything done, or like just chop, chop, chop. Hey, mate! Pump the brakes! This lorry doesn't gotta get anywhere quick.

I can't do it. I can't imagine what your days were like because Olivia and I, we were there for a week. Well, I'm weird about I didn't leave the fucking hotel. Yeah. Yeah. I did once. I went out to like a bar for like an hour and a half and then I came back.

Just hide away in the hotel room. Yeah. Which I don't really mind. I mean, like, you know, I did. I kind of like to just hang out and drink. It's kind of mostly what we did. Just drink and talk about the shit we're working on. London's rough, though.

I mean, you just don't want to go out anyway. I did notice that when I went out. It was, like, very touristy. It was mostly just, yeah, a lot of other people traveling, too. Yeah, 10 quid for a cocktail with no ice oh my god oh the fucking no ice it's like do you do you want one lump or two oh wait where were we it was there it was one of the bars at the airport where you didn't have enough ice in your cocktail

and you're like can i get more ice and she came back with just like one she had a single cube in a scoop a big scoop i said can i get more ice in this and she went took an order before she came back and and slowly tilted the scoop like it was gonna cause a cannonball splash Are you fucking serious? Because everyone's heard me bitch about the ice. This was such a classic moment. That's where we met Glenn Wool. Oh my God. His kid is such a ham.

I love his kid. And I normally hate kids, especially babies. But his baby was the cutest baby I've ever seen. It was a baby that looked like an adult. It was 20 months old. He was 20 months old, and he was just like such... He got me to laugh once, and then he would not stop. He just was shoving food in his face.

Oh, God. It really put me in a good mood to see that kid. It made me anxious, because Glenn Wool was moving out of London with a kid and a wife. And he's talking about how the day before they had to go to the storage place. It's like New York City. Just imagining what a storage place in New York City would be like. But at least New York City makes sense. They're blocks.

In London, it's just fucking spaghetti strands spider web of roads and yeah and just the idea i was stressed out just listening to him talking about trying to get shit out of london like just leave it set it on fire and just get out of here. There's got to be a point of diminishing returns and taking something from Ikea in London and flying it over to, I think he lives in BC or Victoria. He's moving back to Vancouver. There's other

Ikeas. Just go get another one. Let it go. I can't even imagine Why would you take it? I don't even want to move anything like a couple of neighborhoods away, let alone over the sea. It'd be like if... What's the movie?

Fucking the... Where they're flying everyone out. The Cambodia movie, Killing Fields. Killing Fields. And they're flying everyone out of the embassy. Yeah, in Vietnam. And someone says, oh, I have to pick up my stuff. Just leave your stuff.

Yeah, I've never ever bought, like, I've moved around a lot, and I've never had furniture that I brought to another place. I've just never even bothered. Maybe one mattress one time. You've never loaded a couch or a chair or anything into it. No, no. Just walk away from it. Yeah, well you just put it on Craigslist. You just leave it there. When we moved to Bisbee, we had

a yard sale. The first eBay yard sale we ever did was 2005 moving here in Playa del Rey and we just sold all his shit. I'm not moving out there. We had enough stuff. We didn't have one moving truck small and we showed up here.

And then I thought, fuck, I sold, I got to get another mini fridge or whatever I sold. Yeah. Yeah. I should have kept it, but no.

Yeah. You're out. I'm out. I'm done. That was my story. Did you fly out of Manchester? Gatwick. Oh. Fancy. Is it fancy?

No. Okay. It's just the other one. It's more convenient, I guess. Yeah. It's just the other one. It's more convenient, I guess. Yeah. We stayed at Heathrow, which is my favorite hotel ever, is the Yotel. That was really cool. The Yotel. Google it, listener.

It's like Woody Allen's sleeper meets Amtrak sleeper car. These tiny little rooms. Like pods in Japan? Yeah. Yotel is in Japan as well. Okay. Yo Sushi. Yotel.

Yeah. They used to be commingled. But yeah, there's just these little sleeping pods and it's terminal three at heathrow and then there's a bar right next door that that's all there is in this tiny little it's like a floor one and a half yeah yeah it was like between two floors there's no foot traffic at all whatsoever like it's just like that one little corner underneath an escalator kind of like, yeah.

If you're not going to Yotel or it's a premier lounge now, or if you have, I can't recommend the American express platinum card enough. I made my $450 yearly fee back just on that trip. Oh, really? Yeah, because it gets you into the Premier Lounge. Is this the Centurion Club? It's kind of like that. I think they're probably, I don't know.

That's what it is in North America. American Express has their own lounges in certain hotels. It's called the Centurion Club and you need the platinum. They have a deal with... That's next door and the only other thing up there is the multi-faith prayer room multi-faith room yeah so so it's pretty empty nobody knows about the hotel nobody knows about that premier lounge and you take an escalator a

half a floor down and you're in the smoking area i fucking love it so we get there a day before yeah drink at the airport do airport pop crawl yeah and we're taking all the trains like heathrow trains between terminals run slower than the trains to heathrow like the paddington express was quicker than a train in between terminals. So we did the airport. We went to every terminal and drank at a pub. That's where we met. And a huge international airport. Heathrow is fucking enormous.

Massive. But their trains run like fucking trains. Like Amtrak, which is the worst kind of running of trains. fucking trains like amtrak which is the worst kind of running of trains so yeah you go to fucking atlanta is the busiest airport in the world yeah there's a train every like 30 seconds this we're sitting on there for 15 minutes waiting for it to go but yeah we hit every uh we hit every bar and every terminal pretty much. And we weren't even on the other side of security. We were like curbside bars. That was so fun.

That was great. Yeah. And you ran into some of your fans too, which was cool. I think you had two fans at the airport that recognized you. Yeah. I remember tweeting that. How many terminals does it take before i get recognized the answer is three yeah it was really fun it was so weird being over there because people like people over there are so

different especially now i don't know i don't think i'd ever realized how america america is until we were over in the uk and like their customs guy was indian and had all these like formal questions and he seemed very authoritative and then when we got back rich rich salt lake city oh my god he was so like what did you say you were like I don't because Rich was asking you about what he was almost developmentally disabled and this is a not even a TSA guy this is a fucking border

guy yeah I know yeah what were you doing over there you know how they're trained to ask you questions that will you know tip them off if you're did you bring anything back with you and but he was like retarded it was basically retarded it's all right i can say it i don't run an airbnb no rich he was so dumb like he was so um simple he was very simple yeah but like

you could tell that he was like trying to be authoritative but like immediately when you were like oh I'm a comedian he was like oh okay and you were like is that what you're doing over there and what's your comedy like and I go well I don't

know what it's pretty dark who's your favorite comics and then i started to turn it around i don't really know comedy i i used to like chris rock i think and like he just he was like fucking dumb as shit like yeah and then he just finally moved on to another couple and god knows what he was asking them yeah like well that was because he moved on to the couple where you said that she looked like cameron diaz oh yeah yeah i go look over my shoulder doesn't that look like the chick from something about mary oh i don't he had never seen the movie. Sure. Really? Because you seem like you're in that age range. What are you, like 40?

I'm 42. You're still questioning him? Yeah. No, no. Doug asked him more questions than he asked us. And that's what was so. So did you let him in? I sent him on his way.

Yeah. Because coming back through, they were like, are you bringing any food with you? And I didn't even answer. And then she just stamped my passport and then just handed it back to me and shrugged. I didn't say anything.

Are you bringing any food? And she stopped. And then when she didn't answer, they just said, okay. Stamped it. But when we came in into London, a lady pulled us aside. Went through the suitcase. Opened up the suitcase.

She didn't go through it much, but she's. Yeah. Asking you like what your business is here and all that stuff. And then once we said like, oh, we're just going to get drunk. Then she was like, okay. Oh, she said, I said, tourism. And she said, you know, I'm coming off a flight

from Atlanta. I'm obviously hammered. But she said, so what's your business here? And I said, tourism. She goes, oh, you're going to do some shopping then, right? And I said, no, there's nothing in your country that I would want to wear or eat

or buy. But we will be drinking a lot. Okay, go ahead. Yeah. Fantastic. We were spirited on our way out. Because Olivia Grace is terrified of flying.

Oh my God, I hate it so much. What? Yeah, I'm really afraid of flying. Losing her shit. She didn't want to go. When I booked these tickets, I booked stuff like Hennegan. I booked stuff drunk.

And I know I have 24 hours of buyer's remorse to cancel. You also have a concierge, usually with your Delta flights. I don't have a concierge. You do too. I'm saying anyone who buys a flight gets 24 hours to cancel it with no charge. And she

said, no, I don't want to go because she was that afraid of flying. Fucking first class. And then she called me back. Sweet. I know. It was awesome. I had a nice time. But I remember you called me. You called me you called me like

in the just out of nowhere like hey i'm booking a flight to london and i was like wait a but i'm scared and you were like okay i'll cancel it and then i called one of my friends and i was like am i being dumb and he was like yes yes yeah and so then i was like i called you back and i was like okay we should go and i'm glad we did because it really was like, you made going to the airport so much fun. Like, because we got there in the morning. We dressed the same way. You put me in one of your suits, which normally I would be so against. We had basically matching suits.

We never. Red and white checkered jacket and maroon pants. Oh, nice. The maroon pants you gave me, Chaley. Delta pins. So you were wearing my clothes. I was wearing your pants. My body, you're up.

They fit really nicely. I think what we're finding out here is you just weren't doing the airport right. Yeah. You're learning now how to do the airport and going with doug to an airport is doing it right no yeah we so much no you made it so well that's that's why we stopped at mcdonald's first thing in tucson yeah you guys flew out of tucson well i needed condiments joey will attest to the fact that fucking England has no condiments. They have mayonnaise and ketchup and that brown sauce.

They call it brown sauce. It's such a beautiful name for the sauce because it's brown. What is it? It's like Heinz 57. So it's like a steak sauce. Kind of fucking horrible. Like super sweet. It's their ketchup. That's like super sweet it's it's their

that's not vinegar at all it's their ketchup is that what you said yeah all right yeah it's their ketchup i get it so i stopped at mcdonald's to get packets of uh salsa for the breakfast burritos they do have salsa that's tolerable and uh so we just go through the drive-thru and i go yeah you forget the salsa for my burritos they go do you want uh uh mild or spicy you go six at one and half a dozen of the other you forgot you forgot you had your tiny 70s glasses on and you did a horrible accent. You were just like, can you do it again? Do the accent. I want the salsa.

That's so good. I have no idea what it is. I know it's probably still mildly drunk. Well, I didn't know what you were doing. I didn't know you were going to be doing bits all day long Because I'm like hungover and it's like 7.30 in the morning And I'm like scared to get on a plane And then you're just like

Doing bits with everybody Shaylee's had to been around for when I did the We were behind like a landscaping truck or something And it's how's my driving call 1-800. No, it was any comments. And then you called. And then what was your comment? It was some kind of like.

Oh, I made comments about like something in the news. You said any comments. They didn't specify what kind of comments. Where's my bailout? That's my question. Where's my bailout that's my question where's my bailout call him over the life hack it said comments I don't think I think Brady's not the greatest

of all time or something didn't specify what kind of comments and then I pull up next to these guys in this fucking landscaping truck or whatever it was and I'm saying I'm talking to your boss and then

you were like what are you guys doing and they were like good see they're fine and then all of a sudden I thought I was in a double left turn lane but I was actually in the straight lane and the light had turned green while I'm trying to talk to this

truck full of fucking mexicans it's fucking rush hour morning traffic it was such a dickhead there's a fucking 18 cars behind me oh i was trying to be funny to alleviate olivia grace's fear of flying it did it worked it worked i was i was too nervous to jump in because then when we got on the shuttle from the airport parking lot to the airport, you started convincing...

We had the matching suits, matching ties, Delta pins, and then we were both holding Ziploc bags full of... Booze. Booze. So we looked ridiculous

and you started convincing this old couple that we were shuttle greeters. Oh, on the shuttle from the parking lot to the airport? Like the extended stay parking. Yeah, they go, where are you guys going? And they noticed

the Delta pins and we go, yeah, we're Delta shuttle greeters. We work for Delta delta and they go you get the booze i go yeah no they're complimentary we hand them out they they refuse the booze yeah i felt bad i was so i was so nervous and confused i didn't i wasn't there to back you up i just kind of nodded and smiled the whole time and like we get to the the delta desk tucson airport is so small and intimate i know so i see heather and k my ladies at the delta desk and uh hey how you doing and then those people were checking in right after us. So I went over and I said, hey, give these people complimentary boarding passes and we'll pick up the tab. They're friends of mine.

And they go, oh, you're friends. So then it doubled down the fact that we actually work for Delta and we give out free shots on shuttle buses. That's so funny. That's fantastic. We did look really official because then when we were in Atlanta, there's the smoking lounge in Atlanta. And we were sitting there with the suits and the Delta pins. And this old guy was just sitting there smoking by himself. And he moved a seat over

moved a seat over to look at you in the eye and go so do you guys work for delta and you just went yes hang on this is the equivalent of you're on a mostly empty municipal bus and someone moves to the seat next to you from an empty seat like this guy just wants to talk and then he started go ahead no well he asked

he started he started talking to Doug and I as though we were Delta employees about how much he loved Delta and how much he hated every other airline. I'm sure as ambassadors you get that a lot. Yeah, it goes on. Delta warmth ambassadors.

That's what Bruce was at that time. But what did he say? He was saying his wife. They were going to Dublin. Of course you ask where you're going. That's the airport thing to do. Where are you going?

Dublin. My wife is doing a science fiction convention. She's an author. We had already established that he was also in the Delta Sky Club. So well, what's her name?

Darlene Marshall. She's an author. She's going to speak at this convention and so we get a description. Oh, he showed us a picture of her and then you were like, okay, well, we're going to go back into the Sky Club and find her.

And then you had this con planned out where you were going to tell her that. We're a huge fan. And we did. We saw her in the Sky Club, spotted her. And I went, oh, my God, you look just like Darlene Marshall. She said, I am Darlene Marshall. Did you write... Fuck, do you remember the name of the book?

What the parents saw. Parrots. No, it's Parrot. Parrot. But I heard it as parents. Yeah. What the parents saw, which sounds more rapey, molesting. But we found out later, it's what the parrot saw

she writes pirate romance literature what the parrot saw and but she saw through the bullshit immediately you can't possibly recognize me someone put you up to this yeah we met Howard in the smoking

lounge please tell Howard we don't actually work for Delta. We're not just lying to you. We're lying to everyone. Yeah. That was really fun, though. We went in with a head full of steam, and then you land, finally,

and then it's the fucking Hilton at Paddington. But wait, hold on. The flight, Doug just, Then you land, finally, and then it's the fucking Hilton at Paddington. But wait, hold on. The flight. Doug just, he wakes up instinctively right before a meal is served. He drinks copious amounts before he gets on the plane, and he also takes sleeping pills. What do you do? I don't sleep on, I cannot sleep on planes.

I cannot. I can't, because every time I fall asleep, if the plane moves a bit I will jar awake I'll like I'll get almost out of my seat like I'm so freaked out by it so the whole time I was just I was just awake and drinking and trying to write and watching movies I was having like the best time because once the once the plane takes off that's the hardest part at least you were awake for that because I was clawing into you as the plane left the ground and then like about after like five minutes when i can feel it like level off again then i feel all right and they make the announcement like we've we're at 30 000 feet leveled off yeah then i'm i'm a lot better it's home alone for you at that point by yourself yeah yeah yeah no at one point um you had a drink next to you and you were like you were zonked out you'd taken like a couple of downers and she's like is is he gonna

want more of his drink and i was like he'll probably be out for a while like and then yeah i just i just sat there and drawing and writing and watching shit i i had like i had a nice time once like we you know but i didn't sleep at all, so I was completely wiped. Eight hours? How long was the flight? The flight from Atlanta to London was eight hours. Yeah. Eight.

Coming back, we went to Salt Lake, so that's ten and a half. Joby, yours was nine and a half. You went through fucking Canada. Yeah, Canada. It was awful. Was there a bomb threat or something? They rerouted you? No, no. It was just- WestJet. WestJet. Oh, Jesus. It was awful. Was there a bomb threat or something? They reroute you? No, no.

It was just... WestJet. WestJet. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. You made it. I made it. Yeah.

Apparently, I'm lucky. You should get a chip. Chaley and I were on WestJet. I think I wrote about that in the book where we're sitting in matching suits. Yeah. Not quite matching, but silly suits. We're both reading. I was reading The Economist

and you were reading Reason magazine. I was reading The Economist because surprisingly, I liked it, you know? And you had made the comment about us sitting there. I can't remember what you wrote. What did you write about?

Well, we were just, we're two old men in ridiculous 70s suits. I think I was wearing that straw hat, too, that we're on the whole tour. It was pretty ridiculous. Yeah, those were the WestJet days, but that's internal Canada. Yeah. You did.

That's like, Joby did the equivalent of flying Southwest Airlines for nine and a half hours on one leg. Yeah, it was rough. That was a rough one. You didn't have a middle seat, did you? No, window. That's almost worse. I'm thinking, because I always like the aisle anyway, so I can get up and move around.

Get the fuck out. No, I told you about the window. They don't have the slider anymore. it's the electronic dimmer it's like oh like those those sunglasses yeah the eyeglasses that go uh dark when you go outside yep so you just push a button and push a button in it yeah i was telling uh olivia about virgin atlantic has those where you just you know you make it what is it nighttime? Do I want it to be twilight nighttime? Fucking great. Yeah.

That was interesting. But you didn't sleep on your plane either. Yeah, I don't sleep on planes no matter what. It's fucking weird. I just can't. I can't sleep sitting up. Oh, I can. I do this thing now where I cross my

legs and then lock my foot in because I'm so afraid of falling asleep and pissing myself because we get so drunk. Right. Yeah, so I'll actually like mechanically lock my leg in there because, you know, there's not a lot of room, and I'm not a big guy, but you can definitely get yourself in like a pretzel situation where like there ain't nothing. There's nothing moving down there man because i'm just paranoid about that because

it's just falling so dead asleep and then having to pee and not wanting to get up because i don't want to move past the i just i don't want to be a pain in the i don't even scoop my seat back i keep my seat up yeah to be uncomfortable the whole time because I don't want to push it in their face. I don't push it back because I don't want to be an asshole. Yeah, we didn't have that problem because we were in first class. Oh, that was nice. Yeah, with the lay down seats and everything. You really made me feel a lot better about flying.

Like I really, because you've found, you've showed me how to make it fun. Because I always like, I'm at the airport and I'm like i don't want to like i have to talk to somebody to do this and that and like i'm like what if there's something in my bag i'm not i don't know that i'm not supposed to have like one time i was going through chicago and i went out to smoke and then i came back in and i had like like a can of soda in my backpack and they tested my backpack for like bomb material. Glycerine is what they're looking for. But they tested positive and they were like- Yeah, lotion has glycerine in it.

Yeah, whatever it was, I don't know. They were like, I got really scared. I was like, I don't know what- Or were you packing gunpowder? I don't know. I don't know what they said that they found, but I remember they were like, you have tested positive for like bomb making material. And I was like, well, I they said that they found, but I remember they were like, you have tested positive for bomb-making material.

And I was like, well, I always keep matches in my backpack. And then they were like, oh, well, you can go. Don't say yes to anything. It puts you on a list. Yeah, you have to fly with a lawyer is what you have to do. No, well, I don't understand. Well, it worked, though. They were like, what's in your backpack that's setting this off?

And I was like, I don't know. You tell me. You have a fucking machine, I don't know. You tell me. You have a fucking machine. I don't know. Does the machine tell you what it is? Last time that Baker via Hack Oddity came down, I took him out shooting the day he flew out. Oh, gosh.

The recipe on his hands. GSR, they call it in Law and Order. Yep. So, yeah, he got flagged once on that. He's like, oh, yeah, this is just shooting early today. I stand by, like, Doug's thing is like, I don't know what's in the bag. Ask the bag. I mean, that is really, I don't know.

I bought it at the thrift store. So what am I supposed to do? Put it through some total 50? By the way, let me just, since you brought that up, Pop-Off Vodka presents Doug Stanhope. I don't know if that's on YouTube or anything those are some quality bits that we burned just as a tester

like things I couldn't put in other specials that got cut out yeah if they're not on YouTube put them up there well we have them on VHS we sell them through the store yeah you should buy the VHS but I don't no I think the VHS only has

has three bits no I think the VHS only has, has three bits. No, I think it's only the pop off vodka presents. I think it's only 22 minutes on that VHS thing. Yeah, that's right. I think the rest is digital. Yeah.

Just get the digital. Cause that whole Canada border story. I'm surprised that hasn't come back to bite me in the ass where, when I go to canada they're not fucking flagging me oh yeah so you want to make fun of us hey nova scotia oh it's fucking beautiful i love that bit uh sorry i don't even know what i interrupted no you were beautiful on the fucking tour you were just aside from gouging your fingernails during takeoff,

the last flight Salt Lake to Tucson. After, then we got delayed. A hub for who? Is that Delta? Okay, so that's why you guys had to stop there.

Yeah, and we had finally landed and we had just missed our connection from Salt Lake to Tucson. And we were going to be at the airport for another five hours after. I'd probably at that point been awake for way too long. Because I didn't sleep on the first flight. And I was so tired by the time we got on the plane from Salt Lake to Tucson that I was falling asleep, like on the runway about to take off. And I,

we got up in the air and I started to fall asleep. But every time I, do you remember me like jumping awake? Like every 10 minutes I like was so I, I would fall asleep and then I go, okay, finally I'm asleep. And then I jar awake.

Like we were crashing and I just, I know what it's like, but I know on leaving after... We were in airports, not counting Heathrow staying at the Yotel. Yeah, goofing around at Heathrow. Goofing around. Before I get ahead of myself, go down from the Yotel

and the Premier Lounge, Terminal 3, go out to smoke yet again, coming back in, and I point out this old, very English, bloated fuck. The guy that played,

I remember he played the tour manager. He's been in a million things. What's the Marky Mark movie about the guy that was? Rockstar. Rockstar. You know that weird-looking British manager? He's got kind of a bulldoggy face, but he's got a beaky nose. His teeth are overlapping a little bit.

I know what you're talking about. Yeah, he's creepy-looking, but fantastic. Yeah, character actor. A guy that kind of looked like that, but more bloated and old. Yeah. I go, is that guy vomiting or sneezing or coughing up phlegm? I remember thinking we should quit smoking if this is what it leads to because he's coughing up fluids we had yeah because we had just finished a cigarette we were like out in the smoking area

coming back into the terminal at arrivals or arrivals or departures or whatever and um we were coming we were walking back in and you had seen that guy like you were like is he what is he olivia is he vomiting into a drain right now or just coughing and then i turned around and he was trying to get into the terminal but then he had he did a u-turn and was kind of puking again and i was like we should keep an eye on him and then yeah i was just pointing him out as a curiosity like a dick like look at that guy vomiting into a tree and she goes oh maybe we should care for him but it was yeah there were people just walking by him and he looked like he was really in distress like he was like just red in the eyes and just like tears coming out

and like walking past him in a fashion that i remember a woman that rushed past like if this guy was like blowing his head off and she's running in to go oh honey uh you're home from the flight she was coming to hug someone and like basically dashed over this guy that was in distress and then she made the right call so we we we went over yeah that guy was puking he was he was definitely puking like and when people puke it makes me want to puke and so like that's everyone yeah no yeah i oh okay uh and so he was throwing up a bunch and you had like walked him back outside and then i i was like to puke yeah to puke more and I was like do you want some water or something you went

you got him a bottle of water brought him into the men's room to puke a little bit more and yeah and I was like you told me to find like what was it for the his stomach or whatever and there was like a but the pharmacy's

there Joby will know yeah yeah i was like you guys have pepto and they were like oh no we have some other stomach medication and at that point i wasn't convinced that he wasn't having like a heart attack or something so i didn't want to like give him anything but by the time i came back to the bathroom and you guys were coming out he looked a lot better and he was talking to you about what, like his son, he just dropped his son off to go. Yeah, his son was going back to Australia where they live. But he was coherent

at that point. I can't tell. He looked like a drunk. You know, takes one to know one. No, I agree. But he became cogent at some point. Yeah, he looked a lot better when he came out of the bathroom, for sure. You actually came into the men's room.

I was like, yeah. The doorway. Done. Yeah, because I was like. Break down those barriers. Yeah. We felt good about ourselves. Probably because, yeah, a lot of that was probably because we were shit-faced.

But, like, we did. Yeah. You were trying to get him a room at the hotel and he was like, no, I'm fine. You're not going to drive out of here. No, I'll get an Uber. He sounded like he was lying. I was going to put him up at a hotel for three hours.

Yeah. Remember what he said? He was like, oh, I had lunch earlier and it tasted like there was something wrong with it. Yeah, do you remember what he said? He was like, oh, I had lunch earlier, and it tasted like there was something wrong with it. Yeah, he had some seafood with his kid as a going-away present. Yeah, but do you think it was that he had just gotten too drunk? I don't know, but he was very appreciative of us giving a fuck when no one else did.

And we're common day heroes. Remember today? Oh, yeah. Some lady. Something happened today? Yeah, just at the bank. We're at the bank. No, that was yesterday.

But whatever. There was a lady at the bank and she was yelling about something and i was i seemed like it was an old guy i was quietly judging her while you were thinking she seemed like a tweaker she's yelling but her check had blown out of her hand and i saw a little piece of paper she's like where'd it go it blew away i go i think it's under that car. It was a blank check. Thank you so much. Oh, my God. I found it.

That's what she was doing. Thank you so much, sir. And I said, Olivia, we're common day heroes. We're just doing what anyone else would do in this situation. We don't need any reward. It was funny at the time. Yeah, it was fun. Airport parties.

Here's your guy. Timothy Spall is his name. Oh, yeah. From Rockstar. Yeah, he looked like an older version of that guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Smokes.

Smokes. Smokes. Joby's doing the rollies now. Someone asked, did anyone ever send him cigarettes? Because we were trying to get killer termites. A couple podcasts we were giving out an address for them to send smokes. Yeah, and I got quite a few. It is a really good story.

But Dan Hume sent me some. I got the list of people that forget their names, but thank you for the smokes. Oh, yeah. Valentine sent me some tobacco, which is great, but there was this one package that arrived. All right. It's the double-edged sword of giving out the address. Oh, my God. You never know.

It was the fucking best and so i opened this package up and it's a big latex black butt plug that's like five inch six inch in diameter it's huge this thing is absolutely massive and suction cup on the end the whole nine yards. Oh, yeah. All right. You know. Yeah. So I did the mistake. I cut open the box and looked at it and I touched it. Big mistake. It was still greasy. I just touched it.

I'm like, okay. So I just took it, took the box into the kitchen sink and dumped it into the sink. The whole box. Just the box. the kitchen sink and dumped it into the sink the whole box of peanuts and everything just everything dumped it into the sink and there was this little pack of like the the tobacco the rolly tobacco pouch that had enough tobacco in it for maybe a quarter of a cigarette and one paper and all right that probably was the joke because people said yeah you said send him cigarettes that's the joke but i'm thinking all right so now i gotta wash this fucking dildo off because it's funny to have around we gotta use it conversation starter like god

he would use yeah yeah so yeah that thing so we on a bender. He just sterilized it and scrubbed it for like 30 minutes. That thing's not seeing sunlight right now. Oh, my God. So then we go outside. It's not seeing sunlight right now. So we're taking it outside and throwing it like a football of spirals. We're just having fun with it in know in the yard and and and it's bouncing around like a super ball yeah it throws it at me and i fumble it and then it hits the door

and sticks like it's such a tough oh hacks like brilliant idea so we go inside the house and we start throwing it at stuff trying to get it to stick to everything and then it just sticks to the refrigerator we're like all right fuck it leave it that's great because it's a good handle for the refrigerator and then baker is the hack is sitting there looking at it and you can see the sun on and he's like joe be here and look at this and you can see on the edge of it there's a line where there's like a ridge. It's like whoever owned this, that was their personal threshold. It's like Lake Powell. Yeah.

It's like that's as far as they got, like repeatedly, I think. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. That's it. And no one copped up to sending this thing, but it's been so much fun for us to have it around because it feels like, is that a butt plug on your fridge? Yeah, it is. I was fun for us to have it around because it feels like, is that a butt plug on your fridge? Yeah, it is. I was gonna get to thank yous, but there's two things I have to get to. Someone sent us

anonymously two giant gallon handle jugs of Worcestershire sauce. Oh. Randomly. Shit. Which we sent to the Grand for Bloody Mary's.

Who can use fucking gallon jugs of Worcestershire sauce? But Olivia Grace has a recurring dream. Oh my god. Why? Because. Why?

Wait, this wasn't on your notes to talk about today? No, it sure wasn't. But no, I do. I want, if anybody out there has an interpretation of this, tweet it at OliviaDoesBits. Hang on. Before you get to that, Chaley, do you have a recurring theme in dreams? Two. One, flying.

It's like astral astral astral tripping I don't know what it's called there's a dream people have names for all this shit but it's a thing where you can actually control flying it's a very fucking cool dream

and the other one is is well it's it's either punching or running where I can't either strike or I can't run fast enough

you're in mud like yeah well no I didn't say mud. You asked my dream. I'm telling you my dream. There's no mud. I'm saying those are common. I haven't had a good dream

in years. They're all just shit dreams. You don't have a theme? Minor cops or going to prison being chased by cops. But Olivia Grace has a very specific one.

You tell. Yeah, I have a recurring dream where I'm at my mom's house and I cannot find my butt plug. Yeah. I swear that's that's the dream and then if I do find it in the dream

then my mom's knocking on my door like we gotta go somewhere and then I'm like oh mom I gotta hide it so I can't find it later

yeah there is a hiding place for it there is it's the perfect hiding place it's designed that way yeah

I don't know why I keep having it I don't know what it means but i do have it often and like yeah it's the same thing every time it's just like can't i can't find it and my mom is always somewhere off in the background like a shadow just like olivia you're wasting your life if i had not had that line of bullshit at British Customs, and they actually went through my bag rather than just open it, would they have found your butt plug?

Because you packed a lot of your shit in my bag. I did. Whose bag is this? Well, not the butt plug. I'm wearing mine. That's how I sleep so comfortably while she's clawing my arm. You wear your butt plug

like you wear your contacts. My eye mask. Oh, I meant because you keep your contacts in for years at a time. Oh my god. I don't even want to get into the Chalasians. That's cool.

Contacts in for months. Yeah, Joby did the Lasix. He went from 20 fucking 8,000 to 20,000. Almost legally blind. Wow. Yeah. And I still won't do it. I don't want to get into this because this might be a bit that i have when i go

out on the road hey we're not playing atlanta by the way yeah what later yeah atlanta's off the fucking the not this but soon yeah yeah yeah i see there's other things that uh that aren't announced yet and we ended san antonio dallas and austin we'll get to you soon but there's a bunch of stuff that i can see there it's shaping up so get on the mailing list because when those things drop it's probably going to be when we're actually on tour in our new tour van oh my god yeah do you want to talk about the Super Bowl fiasco? Or do you want to? Well, I said tour van to not give away what we're driving.

But yeah, we went to buy the new one. Because the old one. I've had a bad time. I had a good summer with the positivity. And then it's gone to shit. And then I snapped. I bought a fucking new tour van for this tour. Well, you traded the old one in. Shut up, Meatwig.

I'm trying to fucking tell a story. You traded the old one in, Doug. Yeah. And they go, well, we don't have the one you're looking for but we can get it from Phoenix it'll be delivered the next day it was a Thursday we'll get it Friday or Saturday

well I'm coming down to Bisbee I'm staying at Tucson yeah it'll be ready when I get back well he was calling for some reason your old fucking 907 Anchorage number. I have no idea where he got that. I'm assuming the OnStar you set up on the old fucking tour van.

It'll be there. So I show up, fucking panicked on Monday. Oh, yeah, we couldn't get it. Well, why didn't you fucking tell me? Well, I was calling the wrong number. I went fucking batshit. Chaley, the wrong number? I went fucking batshit. Chaley, you've seen me go a little batshit. I've been good this whole summer.

I've been not yelling at customer service. Olivia Grace yelled at me about yelling at customer service. I did lecture you about that the other night when you were talking to like, well, because you were mad about how things were going at the Hilton, which I understand because you paid a lot for us to stay there so i understand why like some of the stuff that happened was like 500 fucking dollars a night cool that's way too much i've never spent that much dollars or quid i don't know i don't even know what that means but you you would been you were calling the desk, and they wouldn't even pick up,

and it would go to, like, what, like 70 rings? And then it would boop, boop, boop, boop. Yeah, yeah. But I remember there. I had to put it on a speakerphone so she'd know how angry I was. You were really angry. But when someone picked up, you really let loose on them, and that's like, I understand why why I get why you'd be angry.

But I also like, I also feel like I just think it's unfair. Cause like you, like you've made a living saying whatever you want to people. And you're yelling at people who have no recourse with you. If they talk back to you, they're going to get fired. And you're so fucking, like,

mean and witty that, like, you just have, like, all the advantage. And, like, it's just kind of unfair. Yeah, I shouldn't do that. Well, you see... Go ahead, Chaley.

The part I want to point out is that we're going to be on tour with him. Uh-huh. And you're going to... Well, it would be interesting at the end of the tour to find out if you still feel this way. Because in the morning, when Doug wakes up, we try to stay out of his way until he can expel that vitriol onto someone who works there. Instead of yelling at us and it works you just go you find a reason to go look for a paper or go do something and then he'll yell at someone about something you usually it is the breakfast continental breakfast something like that

and then we get in the van and we go on the way it's fine fucking mad cat hey mad cat you motherfucker i yelled at this guy this morning he's an old guy and he comes to all the shows but don't tell me that you're coming to fucking multiple shows because it fucks with my head and he's then i'm created a goddamn email dialogue with this cocksucker and then he's like oh oh, why didn't you tell me you're going to Tampa? It would have saved me. He's coming to fucking Madison and Milwaukee. I already gave him shit. Don't come to fucking multiple shows.

Yeah. Then he said, I go, what part of don't fucking tell me at least? Don't tell me, you fuck. And I feel bad. I wanted to write him back. I go, seriously, fuck you, you fucking fuck. After feel bad i wanted to write him back i went seriously fuck you you fucking fuck after i'd already made up with him because i email back later hey sorry it's a morning i get really edgy in the morning after the refractory period gets gets a better uh

understanding hey uh people who email me i tell them yeah go to two shows but don't say anything to doug don't say anything at the merch booth at the first night that you're gonna see him the next night and what do they fucking do yeah every fucking time hey shaley what's up and i go hey remember what i said don't it's like i'm going to see you in madison tomorrow it happens every fucking time even when i, don't do that. I understand why some people would go see multiple shows. They want to.

It's a chance to see. Yeah, just don't tell me. And don't fucking sit where I can see the same face. Front row, two nights in a row. It's the same fucking show. Yeah, I'm renting an Airbnb

in Tucson from a woman who's really sweet and very supportive and she likes comedy and everything. Martina, I know her. She came to one of my shows. I think she's in her 70s and she's just very like lovely and just good person. And she came to one of my shows and then I had like a couple more lined up and she's like, oh, why aren't you inviting me?

And I'm like, because it's's gonna be like the same thing and also like i'll invite people to the ones where like i'm charging tickets but the other ones if i'm just popping in like you know i just i'm working out stuff that you've either already seen or it's so new that i don't want to invite you you know like i don't want someone i'm living with you want to be on a stage you You don't need all your fans following you every minute at every open mic. Well, yeah, because there is a process to figuring out what I'm going to say that's actually going to be good one day. And I understand knowing if someone you know is going to see you more than once in a row. It's weird.

Olivia? What? Hang on. row it's weird Olivia what what I'm waiting for meat wig to stop meat wig meat wig that is the

most annoying sound. It does. This cat does this. I'll give you that. At like 530 in the morning. Oh, good. Keep pumping at me. Jesus.

Cat is part Wookie. And people will tweet. Ichabod when Ichabod was alive. God rest his soul. Be a gentleman. Be a gentleman. I love hearing Ichabod bark at people and Meatwig crying. In the background.

They love it. They don't like Olivia's laugh olivia is cutting shit on twitter her laugh kills my boner if you see olivia laugh and this is another morning rage some chick i like this is the fucking most beautiful thing i've ever seen is Olivia's laugh. Because she puts her hand over her face. It's the most adorable thing. It pumped me up for the special we filmed in Vegas. Just your whole being is so adorable that people shitting on your laugh. I've never just heard it.

I've seen it. And it makes me and i shit all over this woman in morning rage and and read it back to you fuck you well i forever was like blowing off the tweets of like oh olivia's laugh is really annoying and that's why i cover my mouth when i laugh because i know it's like a japanese teenager yeah no i feel some kind of like guilt about having any kind of joy happening at all whatsoever big part of it but then i was listening to like a clip of the podcast and i heard my laugh and i

went oh god they're all i know they're all right they're all right it's really was it shrill it's shrill and defensive it's shrill and defensive yeah i know i do i get it it's it's uh yeah it's uh it's yeah but i get what I can't do anything about it. I don't think I can laugh any differently. So I think I'll just have to make up for it in other ways. Like customer service people all the time. Well, one of the things about Patreon is we have a message. We have a way to message people back and forth,

the people that join Patreon. And I did pull one of the comments from Patreon from Copperhead. Thanks for supporting the female comics. Olivia is a gem. Oh, looking forward to more podcasts with you all.

Oh, that's very sweet. That made me feel a little bit better. Don't change anything. You're doing fine. Yeah, sure. Joby will be here for a while. I have thank yous. You got thank yous? Yeah. We got back in place.

There's a ton of sugar. Chuckleheads. We got to plug Chuckleheads. I don't know what they have coming up. I've been absent for the summer. It's a wasted summer. I miss Chad Shank. Yes. I was going to for the summer. It's a wasted summer. I miss Chad Shank. Yes, I was going to say that next.

Oh, I miss Chad too. Oh, he's on his motorcycle sojourn right now. So this is good for his head. I love Chad. Chad's great. I'm trying to write about Chad. And that's hard to do. But I have time. Yeah, thank you. Go that's hard to do. But I have time.

Yeah, thank you. Go ahead. Christina and Jim sent us a big box. Two of these two quart containers of Chiavetta's barbecue marinade. Two of them.

Wow. Also some rocket sauce. This is actually pretty good, Joey. Not hot, hot, but flavor-wise, it's pretty good. Some horseradish mustard. Some wing sauce. Okay. They're from Albany. And this is one of the places...

Everyone's got drawn battle lines like they do for cheesesteaks. Like, so up in Albany. And then this thing, I don't know, Ted's Hot Dogs, but it's like a sweet hot sauce. So thank you very much to Christina and Jim for sending that. Modern Drunkard sent us

some of the magazines, Doug. Yeah, I get a lot of shit. I get a lot of postcards and emails. Mails. 212 Van Dyke Street Bisbee Arizona also Nathan Noble on Patreon he messaged

us he wants to know can you listen to the regular shows on the Patreon site as well or is it only for the special episodes the only way well you listen to the regular episodes through your old whatever service you listen to podcasts the special episodes you get

through a link on patreon so that's and then once you join at patreon then we actually like you no then you can go back and listen to all the old ones that came up fucking the cat's trying to fucking eat muddy bears there's no bingo here but we already have the drop okay bye bye now សូវាប់ពីបានប់ពីបានប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពី Okay now bye bye