The Doug Stanhope Podcast - *New Episode* Kenny vs the WORLD

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

VIDEO VERSION FREE on YouTube. Life's been tough for Kenny lately. Since breaking up with his ex, he's been living in Derrick's front room and scalping tacos for extra cash. But when he hears about a big pool tournament in Las Vegas, Kenny sees a chance to turn things around, and get back on top. Video: https://youtu.be/yivieH-PPXISupport the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Derek, get in here. Maybe we should start with the pool tournament. What do you need? Alright, let's start with the pool tournament. I'm going to go ahead and give you a gift early so you don't get... Newcastle Rock Kenny. Same as the old Newcastle Rock Kenny. Newcastle Comedy Club. That was the button.

That was our favorite club on the trip. That was the star of the Australian tour. And now it is you are a Newcastle Rock Kenny because you have Newcastle Rock types of stories. We did tune in. Alex we all well we were we had we had time off and we were trying to find this pool tournament that you oh we yeah we made the cut and we couldn't figure out how We were trying to find this pool tournament that you. Oh, we, yeah, we made the cut and we couldn't figure out how that works. Well, we'd made it there.

That's the, that's, that's making the cut. Right. Usually that's what I said. You usually over explain stuff, but you under explain on the details of this. But we found the opening day on a live feed and everyone had sponsors and you weren't in any not even the mixed doubles. No we didn't make it out of the first round. But there was everything was listed there was no first round list that you were part of.

I can show you. I know but tell us tell us. You're making me say that you were part of. I can show you. I know, but tell us, tell us how... You're making me say, you're making me feel like I'm lying. Can I, can I say one thing? Those pants look great on you. Those are the bird dogs. Hey, I'm selling public rec over here. I don't think he thinks you're lying.

He's just making sure you didn't get scammed by somebody. Kenny, Kenny, I was just, what we found, what was the name of the tournament? It was the BCA or CSI World Championships. Uh, or? Or and? Both, they were both there. Kenny speaks poker. Okay. If you could give us the equivalent of what that is to the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas. Could you equate those? Hmm, no, because they're two different entities. I mean, pull is different. But I'm saying you have to get into the World Series of Poker. We have to play in our league. So our Tuesday league, the league that I play in, we get Fargo rated, meaning we get

The pulley that I play in yeah, we get Fargo rated meaning we get Rated a by our play or how many wins and losses we have and how many games we've played I'm a 484 for instance. So that's how if you don't have that rating told you get in Fuck it. I told it I paid you for a 484 And if you don't use a 430 at best he said 480 I said 420 he's a 420 but I got I thought that was a different rating system all right Kenny do you want to take your break for a minute and then make your face light up. There you go. All right, so your pool league, someone comes down from Vegas looking for no, no, no, no, no,

we get to sign we just sign up online, we get the thing in the mail or on our emails or whatever saying that it's coming up. You got that you have to sign up by this deadline and so on and so forth. And well, we signed up. Okay, so all you have to do is sign up by this deadline and so on and so forth and Well, we signed up. Okay, so all you have to do is sign up to get in Well, we have to play in a league and then you have to have a Fargo rating So basically if you don't play at least that eight that eight weeks or whatever in the league that you're in You can't fight go an acronym or the biggest city that this is available in know the guy's name It has a guy's name.

It has a T at the end of it. Oh. Dave Fargo came up with this rating system. Alright. Is there, is this like, do you, are you, is this one of those game shows where you guess who's lying? I don't, I don't, I don't mean to bring up something sad that, uh, you're not on that game show.

You're a ringer. I'm not trying to bring up something sad, but is it like the, uh, Gene Hackman's recent passing, but the movie Hoosiers, uh, from your bracket, could you in fact, when your way through, I mean, I know that it may be you didn't, but, uh, could you win up and then play like, uh, for the championship of Indiana state, could you be a guy with a mustard stain that is playing against the guy with Sponsored yeah, we would we could have been that that's the way the thing works That's anybody as long as you're farger rated it doesn't matter if you're sponsored or not those guys bought those fucking shirts there

None of those shit none of those guys were sponsored by those people they just bought those shirts and put them on I have a dark Yes, just sell shirts. I'm definitely with Kenny on this. They do that at the corn hole too. It's not really sponsored by Johnsonville Brats. They just bomb there and sell merch. We used to do that on this podcast. It looks like they're sponsored.

By the way, you know what? The new Mazda 6, if you have a, you're a soccer mom no longer not when you drive that they're gonna call you the sporty mom hey they're gonna call you a milf they're gonna stop your car and traffic and masturbate on your hood back to you Chad so anyway fake sponsors yeah so you don't have to show me your thing you know you're in the lineup somewhere but you were not like we weren't we're not pros we're we're not pros that's why we're not in that video we've none of us were in those

videos you guaranteed me a win well I didn't I got at least we did win a game or two better if you have but yeah yeah you have made your way up to be on the TV channel? Yeah, we could have. Because we were doing that. Like on Dodgeball, that movie. We would have been there. I had planned this. The reason why I was there for that long was because of the

fact that I had confidence in that we were going to do well. I left my fucking Pol Q in the car on the way to Phoenix. We did cover that. You left it in an Uber in Phoenix. But you got it back. We did cover that. You left it and I know who burned Phoenix. And you got it back. Well, yeah, but it doesn't matter. You using, I don't, there's not like. You some fucking janky warped pool.

I had to use my partner's fucking broomstick pretty much. And it was. Oh, your partner that carried you. We heard he did better than you. No, he didn't. He played on my team. We both lost. There's no, whoever is talking to you about it,

I didn't hear any of it. So that's how we were playing. I mean, I was rooting for you. And then while we were watching it, young upstart Kenny Castle rock is a new castle. New castle. New castle rock. We done done done done done.

Like, and then they're moving your name off in the brackets and then you're up against your arch nemesis team. Yeah I won't go into it but you did text me that you had some personal problems aside from the pool and losing your cue. Did you use that anger, hatred, depression, sadness, heartache to motivate you or do you think it held you back no I and who was the dude she left you for I don't know now she's with fucking Gavin so it doesn't matter yeah chicks huh I agree can't live with them can't win a pool tournament without him.

Derek, how much on a scale of this did you miss Kenny while he was away? Was it like, oh, none? Do you think it hurt you to be away from Kenny as much as it hurt Kenny to be away from that lady he gives rides to? He wasn't thinking about me. He was thinking about pussy the whole time. How much does it hurt Kenny to be away from that lady he gives rides to? I don't know. He wasn't thinking about me. He was thinking about pussy the whole time. Actually, until she left and then he was thinking about you. Because you have all the spaghettios in the camp.

He didn't text me. He told me that he lost his tool cue. You didn't respond. That's why I didn't text back. I didn't hear back I responded from Australia Kenny did I not respond from Australia give me any money I didn't want anybody from anybody I wasn't I was just explaining to the people that would be after your number except us and it's like the pants on you know all us Kenny has my tech there Gary has my tech. That's all I mean. Oh, your burner. Oh, yeah.

I'm just, I made a mistake. It was nobody to blame but myself. And we lost. Next year. Oh, I thought you were talking about the other shit. That's my own stupidity too. You guys, I mean, you really want to know I'm an idiot. That's what it is.

Next year, I want you to wear my logo whatever that is on your shirt, and I'd like to sponsor you For next year's tournament. I'm going if I go I'm going by myself with nobody else because well I'm not saying I'm gonna go there was something else in the Yeah, I left money in my pool stick that didn't help like half your money. No 300 bucks That's all right all of someone else's money. Yeah, that wasn't everything that I had. All the money that I had was was borrowed money or people helping me along the way to get there and me fucking it up by leaving it. Well, you let the fans down but no shit next year you can make up for it. But you also let your friends down. So it's like a push me pull you.

Jesus Christ. I'm getting depressed. I'm going to go away. No, we're on this side. Triumph. Kenny over here is a... Listen, the voices in her head in his head are saying way worse shit.

And we're saying it's... No, you're just verifying it. No, we're bringing it up. It's not that bad. You just let down your friends and your fans because you have no family to speak of. You don't really have any family whatsoever. See, that's the voice in his head that I was trying to distract.

I thought I came up with this idea from the fake charity that got vetoed where we talk people into suicide. No, wait. Kenny's life gets even worse. We'll give out his Venmo at the end of this. Do you have Venmo? Well, because you have a phone and that was one of the things. Cash app. Good. We got to start Kenny's foundation back up. He's had a run of bad luck. All right, so he's between homes Kenny Kenny I'm making all this beautiful dinner for Andy And he doesn't appreciate I think he doesn't appreciate bingo made me like your lobster when I get when I get home

I was just had to literally crawl off the back floor the fucking van and get straight into bed. Bingo brought me not one dinner, but two. She brought me a tuna sandwich that it took me a minute to realize there's two pieces of bread that I could put the other on top because I was trying to eat it open-faced out. And then she brought me chicken noodle soup.

And I don't know what hours these were, but. Gansky? I hope that's what I'm supposed to thank you for. Anyway, so I'm making dinner for Andy and Kenny comes in sheepish. I've already explained this earlier on the podcast with Hyatt and you go, oh, I guess you haven't heard the other thing. And I go, what's the other thing, Andy? As I'm fucking, cutting up Campari tomatoes and fucking dicing up the. I didn't even notice.

Yeah, I know. That's why I had to go and eat it myself. No, I didn't. He goes, all right, so I have three versions of this story. What? Are you this story. What? Are you kidding me? What? That's what you're supposed to thank me for?

No. Do you really want to just have a fucking full-on domestic? No! Go ahead. I'm listening. This is like, last night she's like, in front of Andy of Andy shit. Oh should I bring his book out then? I'm This morning yeah, yes I thought you told me not to bring the book out. No the book is supposed to be a surprise

I was giving you the don't say it thing now. We're doing that thing about another thing not Realizing we're going live I mean there's people in harm's way in Brisbane shot out to them. Hope it didn't hit so hard. He Kenny says why got in. I've ruined my my rig.

That basically told it and and I said, how'd you do that I said to where were you they started giving me backstory from like days before I'm like no I mean where did was the actual accident happen I like where were you head what well I'm not you know I'm still over her but I'm not over her you know there's the other no I mean where did you physically and know, there's the other, no, I meant, where did you physically, and he goes, that's where it said-

He started at the beginning of the bender instead of the fender bender. Yeah, he was at the beginning, he was back at the pool hall. Well, here's where it started. I started to doubt myself. You ever do that? Doubt yourself. Not when I'm making dinner for Andy. Go ahead.

Fucking thing. So, okay, I'm going to give you the brief version that I have been three versions and then I'm going to let you respond. Wait, I'll give you your first. Can you respond? He seems to have. Yeah. Let me for your, your just succinctly. Your version was you were driving to work, but the wrong way for whatever reason you don't know. And then you hit two parked cars and pushed one of the cars up on top of the other car, got out, realized you had no shoes, couldn't find your phone and walked to Christine Levine's Mammu's for help.

Is that, is that right? That's pretty much. Okayammu's for help. Is that right? That's pretty much. Okay. That's pretty much okay. He doesn't know how he got out of the truck. No, and he's got amnesia. Well, let's get Derek in there. His driver's side door handles broke

and the window was up. Nah, I don't. So he can't figure out how he got out of the truck. I don't even know how the fuck I got out. It's like a locked room mystery with a passenger door. An escape room. It's like a locked room mystery with a passenger door. An escape room. Kenny's escape room. He can fucking one up Kenny bang bang

and be the real fucking Kenny in this town with the Kenny's busted up fucking Tomo escape room. You know what they say, Kenny, if you can't laugh, it's because it's you no I know it's me Are you all you can laugh? Are you are you facing possible legal consequence? Oh, yeah, and what are those? Can you get three tickets? Oh man, we are No insurance. Thanks bad place in improved speed. Yes., I'm a fuck up and I don't have insurance.

You can drill me on that one. Sir, as your attorney, don't you say anything to camera. These are allegations that I swear a man with a lump that size on your head obviously has brain damage and we've already talked about we don't remember if we ever saw that lump before this accident. I would have had that conversation. Because he always wears two hats. You got it with the lamest one.

As a man who's had the legal system and hit some low points, I thought, oh fuck, I can't even be here. I don't want to... What I learned from my last lowest point is I just can't... I got to stop beating myself up on top of the punishment. So you got some shit to deal with. You got to get... You got to stop pounding away at yourself. We do it and it's...

That's different, but you got to stop beating yourself up even though you fucked up and you're mad at yourself you just got a regrouping and go forward that's fucking good advice that's from my third Dewey it took three to get that one that is good advice and then they falsely accused oh I so those two didn't count and the third one was bullshit because my dog was basically trying to do some fucking mind control. So it's never your fault but you gotta move on. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,

but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, know, we're not even... I know, but I wouldn't even not feel left out with this, just this change.

He likes his shit. That's it. Oh yeah, that's it. That may be $2 or it might be 50 cents. Holy cow. Thanks, Abby. And this hat for your big head. My head is average.

And that's probably not for Kenny because he can't drink and drive anymore that was a good setup. Alright so that's story number one. Story number two is Mamou said and the timeline led up to it about 10 to 5 you showed up shoeless as he told me he he thought his shoes fell off in the car from an accident, but he was also shirtless, which is awkward. I didn't even know I was shirtless. Okay. Made sure you were driving to work, cool it off and then.

You had to take your shirt off and tie it off the passenger window. Okay. Yeah. That's why plugging a restaurant wasn't a good idea. So your shirt was off. So, so this is the the Mamou story and again her story is a little rap rap rap rap on your jeans. No, it's fine. He knocked and and Gary took you to the hospital. Yes he did. You did tell me he went to the hospital.

Oh by the way, but you didn't tell me I blood you It was whatever kind of body was it was instant I told him to okay So but he she said she told Gary to go past the crime scene To let them know and she he did let the cops know that you left because you had a head injury And you needed to get to the hospital and you weren't fleeing the scene. Right. But then he showed up to the hospital with a cop. But he said... Who's he? Gary Lucy. He said the way it looked to him, and again, everyone's got a flighty recollection,

it looked like you were in the proper lane and a white pickup truck had veered into your lane and According to her she made it sound like that guy didn't ever show up either, but she would know but that was another angle so two different theories That angle seems I mean cuz like I said, I don't really have fucking a clue Yeah, why I went I was in my lane Which was the lane going towards the good to go but it worked from we were we were just in Australia So you have to yeah, you're going the opposite way. All right The other person was all right. You were English. I don't know the third version we went to the worn-piece cafe and

Grab a hug Stan Hope burrito down there. Oh if you get a chance try their breakfast plate which you can just simple order eggs, toast and ice. Alright there he goes. Read the USA Today from the day before. Shout out there. USA the yestajour. We asked them and they said from what they saw,

when they showed up. Very adjacent to the business there. They said it looked like someone was backing out of a spot from the church, which would be weird on a Saturday morning at 4.30 a.m., unless you're fucking kids. And that's where, as your attorney, I come in with, let's just go full bore

on suing every church for fucking kids at 430 in the morning Would they all represent you he doesn't have a what you call license? He has experience in court we were co-defendants and I'm speaking as Yeah, and we won because of my pool playing expertise we We could get, we could get partners once in court. Oh yeah, and you get us into the, you get us in with that priest. Did you get that kid a proper glass for this whiskey? The brown one is the one. There it is.

Fancy whiskey. I have to finish my other fancy whiskey so I can try this fancy whiskey. Well, same, blow the dust out of it. You can tell that gets it out. It's like a cinnamon swirl. This whiskey has earthy wooden tones. From two guys that are gizzling dirt. You're looking at two guys.

I'm getting you back in the picture there. These are both guys that we left on our trip and they they may have thought although they might get swept out in the ocean but both of these guys had near-death experiences and are sitting here sharing whiskey and cheers to that I'm glad you're here and legal consequences be damned well we'll win in court all I know our family I'm not sure. Alright, fuck it. You're my dear cousin. It did make complete speak. I mean it did make complete speak.

Not yet. No pictures, no nothing. Guaranteed. I figured there'd be at least a picture. I've seen a picture of your vehicle. There's one picture he found on Facebook of just a grill and... Yeah, that's mine. Oh, that was with Eric.

Oh, that's... Of course, sir. And this isn't funny. Oh, he sent it. This is not funny, but my joke is that you got hit from the collision and then all your stuff hit you back. No, no, it did. Something dead serious. No, it's funny the first time, but he said it this is the third time on two podcasts. I'm telling him.

It's funny to you, though, so you can laugh. Is that some kind of metaphor, like you're looking at your truck? It's his joke. He's saying he owns it. Oh, you're shitting me. Or it's just a joke. Everything you... Metaphor or joke. He's saying he owns it. Oh, you're shitting me. Or it's just a joke. Everything you own. A metaphor or a joke. Well...

Well, what could... So, Ken, that's the only... I was giving you that hat. Andy and I had a hat. I'm gonna get a word in. I know. I'm telling Andy that... Andy and I went out to try to recreate what could have happened, but what we couldn't find is where is the impound lot?

It's all the way. It's by the animal shelter by the very Police. Oh, so you can't we yet? No, they have it gated off I think if I don't let me try that third They'll let me go in and get my stuff if I mean some of my side the semen on the seat That's never how did you get your phone back? Because when you showed up, you had a shirtless and shoeless. They let me go in and they let me go in and get it. And they won't let you go in and get it? No, they said that I could.

I just didn't. He doesn't have another car to put it in. Where is he going to put it? Yeah, I'm not trying to. Would you like to talk to our Dewey attorney in Florida? I don't have a Dewey as far as I know. I mean, not that no, I'm not even implying that. But you are. But that's well, that's for funny sake. Well, no, they got your blood. If there was alcohol in your system, they have it

already. So if there's no blood, here's what I said. Yeah, Kenny, you're on blood thinner. This, This is what I proffered as a possible scenario since you don't remember it. Maybe there was a certain gal that you'd once had partial penetration with before fucking Jill Buzzkill ruined it. And then she stripped off your shirt and shoes and started fuck you right out of the car and you go we're not fucking leaving until this is done and

then you smashed into a few people and kept driving and came and then went back and said sorry no but wouldn't it all of it I I mean, of course, you know, it'd all be sweeter if it said, you know, pool champion involved in hit and run. I think that's leftovers. Oh, shit. Comedy is the self that heals a person. I mean, I'm not saying that's a good thing. I'm just saying that's a good thing.

I'm not saying that's a bad thing. I'm just saying that's a good thing. I'm not saying that's a bad thing. Oh, comedy is the self that heals us. Yeah, that's what Trump put on his ear after. Have you done open? Have you done open? Mike, this is a good question because it calls back to the first part of this. You haven't done a show since then because we had a kid. I would dabble.

Right. I think I think you want to go around. Let me get to the end of the point, is we had a kid that came to a guest set in Australia that left his mother's hospice dying bedside so he could be at the show, and he didn't bring it up during his act. I hope the next time you're on stage,

you will bring this up in your act. Well, after court. And how, would you gauge the distance the next time you're on stage you will bring this up in your act well after and these two how do you would you gauge the distance between the accident where you got help to be eight miles opportunity fucking car crash it writes itself but you gotta go eight miles no what how far was it that's the distance you go what I mean from from your accident to the Gary Lucy and Levine house that's your new rhyme two point one point one one wasn't even that was I have it was that it was a city blocks point oh wait that's the fucking DUI yeah and the amount of city blocks rhymes with titty rocks.

I don't think that's OK. Double down on the bad words. Yeah. Kids shock. So I think I think what you went through, you're going to write up as a rap. But I would go country soon. It's your car, your pool tournament, your girl. Every country, song, man.

You get it to, I'll get it to Jelly Roll. It's one of those songs, Jelly Roll's crying. Say, I lost a friend to drive. Chanchanko played banjo? Yeah, man. I know Jelly Roll. It's hard to play. And we're all gonna throw cobalt overs.

Everyone of us. Quit wrapping your head, that's a crime scene. Let me see your head. That's evidence. How long do you think it would take us to all grow like cobalt overs? Well Kenny's got the top. Hey would you just say this for us?

You should see the windshield. The windshield. Come on. You didn't hit the windshield because your head looks lovely. No I hit something else. Because you have a built in airbag on your, there you go.

Oh no. Can you get that fucking long gone. Because you have a built-in airbag on your... There you go. Oh no. Can you get that fucking lump on camera? Wait, you got twins. Is that before or after? Because that is fucked up. Come on, show the lump on camera. See? That's before?

Your Honor, I pressed my case. No, that just happened. You heard him speak and you saw the brain trauma. Of course he was driving the wrong way. What jury would convict and you cut to, everyone looks like Kenny with a love letter. Like, oh, god damn it. No, here's what we need to do.

We need to get a comically large ice bag on your head and we'll all wear them in support cause we all have one. Oh, don't worry, I have a court date on the 25th in front of our favorite judge. There, that's my birthday. And it's in front of our favorite there. That's my birthday And it's in front of our favorite judge now. I'm kidding Yeah, yeah, don't even say that office here's our yeah, but I'm not

You're just knowing I'm gonna get a scolding of a lifetime. You know, he doesn't he could have been worse. You could have been At the time Andy Settle down settle down all right that's an edit Jesus that's still is that yeah it's not going away until fucking for seven years at least Jesus Christ all right did you walk I said I said at least he wasn't human trafficking but we'll edit it out. Cause that's a pending hot button. First of all, everything is a joke till you react in the series. Everything right now is fluid. Is shit.

Fluidy shit. Like shit in your pants. I forget to thank Bingo for something but did you want to thank Derek for anything? Oh, thanks Derek for letting me fucking stay there. Yeah. Yeah. That's a big laugh for you to say that.

Sometimes Derek felt like he needed more space and then it seems like lately you've created less space for yourself. You stay at my house, you take your chances. Yes. Yeah, because you don't know a dick. No, no, no. take your chances. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I don't know what deck I'm like, you're like, no, no. You about to walk in and then you go, oh wait, the girl got her foot shot.

Yeah. Yeah. Beth, they were stealing our organs and you go, he does have some stuff. Yeah. Come to come to Bisbee and stay in one of the many Arabian peace. And you might get shot or you can I can get going the wrong direction. Yeah.

She was like, oh yeah. It's always free Derek's but about the other yeah oh yeah B&B no matter how weird your evening in Bisbee is you can get a nice breakfast at Warren Peace with their lovely egg plates just watch out for all the broken glass yeah you're basically even tell there was a wreck there an hour and a half after daylight Probably a bogan the white truck was gone and the and the Mercedes

So who apparently looked like it was any damage even though the white truck was on top of it So where is this way nobody saw that that's the thing unless I was fucking hallucinating. Well, you didn't remember How do you remember that? Neither all I'm saying is from is the only thing I can see... We already applied it with alcohol. Everything he says is not... invisible in court. I was hallucinating while driving too.

I can't hear anything anyway, so it doesn't matter. Andy won't let go. So if you had to choose between Andy and I as your counselor... Both of you, because it would work, because then the judge would get overwhelmed with fucking words and he wouldn't be, he'd get confused, so it doesn't matter.

We risked our case, sir, thank you. We could both try prosecuting you, but we'll save that for next, after the trial. I will not be here on the 25th, that is my birthday, I'll be in St. Louis. Let me look at my legal calendar. I have a feeling Derek's gonna be the only one at my court date. No I think you could probably get the Australians they showed up you he showed up for their

wedding so they might have to cash in a chit. My daughter. By the way thank you for getting us in that dinner because it was excellent it wasn't just an entree it was a full dinner and it was like an ADHD person's dream just sitting there about insurance and then that night I wrecked my fucking car. Oh man they were talking directly to you. Oh you did not listen to the universe. Yeah if you had just signed that you could work him as like, Hey, though we go to a lot of these, Hey, if you sit through a presentation, you'll get a free meal.

And we try to do it like film it and it didn't really work. And we're outnumbered by fucking elderly Trump. Oh man. So, so, but the last one, Bingo and I just went to for fun, like, Hey, and it was a nice place. The country in there in Sierra Vista has got fucking a great, cheap, decent menu. And this was the same presentation that we got the card for, but we're gonna be in Australia.

So Kenny and Derek fucking love a free meal at the Copper Pig is the best fucking restaurant. Oh, it was good, it was good. You should bring it. So we get there and they open the doors a little bit late and me and Derek roll in and everybody there is still sitting in their truck or the three people that are tugging on the fucking door

trying to get in. I'm like, oh shit. Looking around, Derek's like slottling up. Do do do do do. And I'm like, remember you're Derek Bingaman. He's like, okay. Got it, got it. And I'm did you? And I'm like, Remember, you're Derek Bingaman. He's like, Okay, got it. Got it. Kenny Stanhope. And I'm like, Cool. So I should do like name. I'm like, Kenny Stanhope. Hey, when we went to the last year of this, the same one, there were like mostly Bisbee people,

and they know us. And it were, I was suited up and bingo's highly recognizable we sat down I go what's your name and I had to go whatever our stupid fake names were and everyone's looking at us like we know who the fuck you are then this time they just looked at us all the way what no I'm just kidding and then the addition and then so they said we go to the table where they looked around, they're like trying to put us right in the front, but they still put us in the front, but at least our backs were to the front.

So we're sitting there and all the people are flooding in and they're like, old. I mean, fucking old, literally. And I don't recognize not one of them, so none of them are from Bisbee. These people are from Sierra Vista, I think, to come to the Bisbee one and they go, Old people don't go out. She just don't I mean I See these folks were aging in the hole there

They need a couple of muses as a date night you could tell this was like honey. We're gonna go free date night Yeah, so we rolled it were the only ones with alcohol Me and Derek well then Derek wants to go in with two bottles of wine. I'm taking just one. He looked really small. I mean, for real, Derek had to go back to the truck twice to put the second bottle back in the truck because I'm like, really, dude? Are we going to chug this whole thing before? I mean, it's an hour and 10 minute presentation.

Hey, bro, he drank the whole bottle himself because I only drank one glass. I drank that in two podcasts. That shit was like, ugh, but I still drank a glass. I get another bottle of that, sir. So we're down on the bottom. No, but so, so they were sitting there

and I'm like looking around and I'm like, OK, is anybody going to come in? Because they got enough seats for this many people. So there's got to be at least four more people coming in. Fuck no, I'm glad they did.

The last crew that came, the last ones that came in, they actually looked around because the last seat was right there in the middle, dead center of the front row. Like right there. Was it a dude that looked like a weather man from local? Like hey! Yeah, pretty much. Mexican, his family owns, apparently he's related to the owners of the gay 90s. And I questioned him right away and he couldn't answer me and I was like,

yeah, alright, I don't believe you. Now at this point... Did you... Back? I... Only when he came up to our table to fucking ask us to... We had to sign something and put an X or whatever if we don't want... Whatever the fuck it was he made us do.

But when he did that, I told him... I go, so you know that you... Your family and he's like yeah We know somebody to be down it and he beat around the bush. He wouldn't he wouldn't give me He didn't know any I don't think he's related to the fucking gay and I say yeah, cuz I'm a regular down there I plays. That's the that's who sent me to Vegas 90s and I ain't been there since and I have a lawsuit pending against him for doing that. Well, against me for that.

No, just kidding. And you got this schnitzel with you? I got the chicken. Yes. I must have. Do you remember how giddy I was when they texted me? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good.

So we went. Yeah, we went. Yeah, we, I mean, you know, we think about you guys a lot. Oh, how was your? I watched the fucking team, by was good. So yeah, yeah, we I mean, you know, we we think about you guys a lot Oh, how was your I was good fucking we by the way, yeah We didn't do it you fucking pussy have to watch a podcast that you're on your you You could I'm on you pretty much have to be sober for ten days and and we did the math and we were Having a short. Yeah Eight days too long it turned out why you got to be sober to do ayahuasca cuz that it was fucked cuz shamans your pussies

And what they don't want to kill you yeah To the hospital and it's their legal there. They're I want to ever see up their fiction Yeah, the chest yeah, you know the difference between a Sherpa and a shaman is the shirt shirt is do shit Yeah, they don't shirt is do shit. Yeah Carrier uphill. Yeah, they don't eat shit The school bus you try to get a shaman to carry a bag I think you have to just raise your hand go ahead the school bus was in the wreck the same night as Kenny How do you get them right? That's why let's find out the front page of the observer Why was the school bus driving on a Saturday? Oh, that's like school on Sunday

No, and were they the ones that pull down in front of me and made me swerve into the park cars. That's our new Let's start a fucking Bisbee conspiracy theory. Yeah, but look so okay, so here's another So fuck the truth adjacent no world So that night look so when I'm after when I, after the, I write. Ken Budge got drunk and stole the bus. Sorry, can you have this? Yeah, say it. Fuck me.

Allegedly, we should have a sound bite that just says allegedly. Here, let's do it right now. We can keep on alleging. Andy talked over it. You guys yell at me for talking whenever other people are talking but I swear to god as soon as I start talking it's fucking everybody goes over me. I'm just saying. I was, so the theory, so I was out the night I got in the wreck, the same night. I know

you guys want to talk so bad, I could tell you're doing sign language. Andy, you're killing me over here, bro. And I was talking to people in town, they'd already been there and seen it, they saw it already, they didn't realize it was my truck that was involved in it, it was your truck, and you didn't call to see if I was okay or anything,

if you knew that was mine, but that's beside the point. But then there's this dude that kind of owes me money. Andy, I can hear you from over here. Seriously. No, you just go ahead and say it. Whatever you need to say, and you get it out. It's insane. I love you, Kenny. Love you too. Jesus. It's insane I love you. Love you, too

Jesus and you remember when we talked about this on the road where sometimes I'll blame a heckler for fucking bad set Where I go? No, I didn't have a set to begin with and thank God that guy heckled me He just did that to you. You just like barely whispered It's probably not even audible, but he just used that'll live in the eye where he was going nowhere with his stories that's what the spotlight no that's no I was going somewhere so I was so Ray who's a friend of mine well I thought was a friend of mine he's he was like you know I've seen a picture and I'm like you got a picture is living in LA with my best friend Ray. Never mind. No we can't. It's new and it's outdated. Never mind never mind. Yeah Ray can fuck. It would have been all cut out or a montage because

nobody that's watching this knows about Ray. So when Gary says it looks like the white truck swirmed in front of me, there was a dude that I know, that I was talking to that had a cut, and a big old brute, whatever on his head. He didn't get no fight, you could tell he didn't get punched. Looked like he hit his head, okay? So this is where my brain started to run scenarios when Christine and Gary said,

oh, I think it looks like somebody swerved in front of you when he's done. And then I was like, oh, maybe. And then this dude, Chris, who said he was there, these when he when I was in the street looking for my phone I heard this stuff so I can verify it and I'm like wait what you said you were there and you didn't stop or Anything and I'm like, so wait a minute and what were you driving? He said he was driving a white truck What so in my it instantly in my head wasn't Ray't Ray by the way his name was a different name It's a shame about Ray

That's a deep track out here and biz me bodies just disappear. I know he seems to know how So I hate me Ray. It ain't me. You're looking for Well, it was the guy that did the Ghostbusters scene. That was his name right? Ray Park. Kenny, don't think of it as being interrupted. Think of it as people making your stories more interesting. No it doesn't.

Ghostbusters! It just drives it. When you're seeing things and you've got a lump on your head. Kenny, earlier- Who are you gonna call? Part one and part two of this podcast I haven't been I said since that accident I some the only things I remember is I can vaguely saying oh shit and what the fuck and me getting hit in the fucking head with something hard because that's what you

don't remember why I have in the wrong way to know I don't remember nothing I don't even remember how the fuck I was on that street and everybody keeps asking me this like I'm making this up and Like I'm like I'm just full of shit. Yeah. Yeah, no It's driving me fucking nuts and it's making me even more angry because I can't Think the same since I hit my fucking head and you guys think I'm making this shit up. No, I think you got it I don't think you remember. You're making you think you think you're making it up Yeah, was it maybe like a gang hit? Do you think your lady that you broke up with recently could have hit Clyde you in the head?

Well, she was fucking texting me but I'm berating me with fucking negativity during this whole time Leading up to and after what? No, I didn't But was like a team right? It was just one text from 430 a.m. On Saturday Is anybody's name what her for 208, but it would have been the first for us, okay? Fuck this is uh, would you give us one dollar and we'll represent you as private investigators and your legal team He already tried this in Australia and they don't have the same Client yeah, but over here. He was trying to hit on a fucking lawyer.

Listen, I'm not fucking making this up. This is her texting me all this bullshit about wanting to fucking kill herself. Stop. Stop. You guys say I'm not, I'm just look, this is all the texts that she was sending me. 414 a.m., 434 a.m., 457, 533, no responses. That's it. None. That's it.

That's all this is all up to and all the way. You win. Not guilty. Yeah. To the fucking end and this is making me start. I still think. Stop! I still think my question stands think my don't slide on the a she just won't ends you didn't show this cuz that's it's just strange I'm not I was never doubting you kidding, but she said you screenshots of her writing her right? That's what I'm saying. She's writing suicide notes by hand and then taking pictures of them

And you just wake up at a crime scene? Jesus Christ, that's horrible. Oh, shit, man. I was on your side. I was just, I was shocked when I saw that. I'm like, that's a weird way of fucking harassing somebody. I think we, I think we need to get your readers out because you're going to have to zoom in on this picture because it's a big Margins of like the coffee table all around it I didn't take a picture of just the fucking page so you can read it so she said

During I hit whatever I hit and about So nothing I deserve nothing wait. Were you listening to dog? Yeah, I don't know what was going on Yeah, what kind of music? I'm playing I'm just trying to set a mood here man. There is no mood It's all wood shit seeing red is what the mood was as attorneys. We call it I'm starting to fucking think I did something stupid I don't want you to get that bomb starting on the stand vehicles. We're trying to get you prepared They're gonna pet you with yes

You think DA is gonna fuck you in your fucking ass! You think these two shit-mouthed attorneys got something? Wait till you face the real... ...whatevers. That's why you're gonna be Coolcom, Castle Rock, Newcastle, Newcastle Rock Candy. We'll put some cucumbers over those eyes the night before court. There's a steak land. Let's go legal.

Legal and private eyes because we're gonna get you can't lose candy it sounds like to me yeah I think I might have I get a talk to this Phil character and see what his mood is see if he doesn't mind me sleuthing around his white pickup truck. The Kent Lose Private Investigation Company. So I was so... Dad's egg wanted to be there, but he had an eye poll. So I was so... I'm gonna call an oscargy, I'm sorry.

I can't represent you. Let's always close out my best joke. Give me your girlfriend's number because I'm going to start. Oh, if you guys want to bomb anybody. And this is me saying this for sure. All you termites out there, if you want to bomb somebody for me, I want you to send gay fucking porn pics to the fucking pill. Number five to zero. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna set up an overnight Steak at a Phil's some people would call it living in their car, but I'm gonna do it to sleuth him and get it habits our color Sucks when you have to move and you have to go home at night You have to call the cops on yourself to get let it How about call about having to call the impound yard?

This thought won't last yes They're having to call the impound yard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And close. This thought won't last. Yes. If they let you into your car, I know this for a fact, because we dealt with this with James Inman

in West Hollywood. They were towing his car because he was getting repossessed. And he didn't think they could find him all the way in LA. Oh, they can't. But if you get into your car, they can't fucking tow you away. But if he can get into the lot

to get his shit out of his car what if he just jumps in and shuts the door and locks it then he can have the keys I don't even have the key okay this is it you just keep hitting that beef with your girlfriend 15 we're wearing two girlfriends we're wearing two hats like you. This is not the lawyer side. This is the private investigator side. Would you be willing to alter your face just to throw off facial recognition so we can have freedom of movement?

Triton Bonadishy, get her on the line. We need Botox. We need Botox your lips. And not that knock-off shit. We need Aguaapri and a boat. Talk We say the plan is to present you as the alternate suspect in a surprise move Oh, what if it's too much in him? It was him What if it's two twin brothers and they didn't know they've never met two separate mothers and they're both fucking drunk Or I mean never mind. They're both

having lucid dreams and being bothered by their lady and Anyway, a lot of blood work a lot of blood work is false reads If you guys have the Kenny and Derek podcast I think one thing you should do is switch up calling each other Kenny and Derek So none of the listeners ever can figure out which one is Kenny and which one is there Here's the thing they would fuck it up every time so everyone would think, oh it's gonna be the other way. Absolutely.

That would be the whole appeal of the podcast. Who's who? Hang on, I think, I'm riffing here, but, so you would need someone to stir the pot, and I think Lane might be the guy. He's just goofy enough produced to but he can keep the conversation going. He talks quite a bit when he's drinking so he can he he would know how to stir them up. I don't know well here's what we were thinking is to send one of you out of Boston one of you

on a train across America. I'll still do that. And then, yeah. Well, if I can get out, if I can leave the county after the 25th. Yeah. And if we could get that, or if they can just set it up quickly, that's why I was talking about it. If you could alter your face, you know, cause there was one way, buddy. You're a bus guy, but I don't know if they use facial recognition on trains. Yeah. I, I, I, I, when we talked about it, I I don't know if they use facial recognition on trains Yeah, I What we talked about it I decided if we did do

Amp track versus Greyhound across America and we had to team up I would take Derek because they're all Derek's gonna stay focused on the prize where he's gonna get I can try any most he takes more of us Stay focused on the prize where he's gonna get I can try any policy takes more stuff But he's already riled up and Andy can just make it funny He just sent pussy his direction and maybe it's like Andy and Kenny would never make it Yeah, no, I've learned my lesson I've learned my lesson I never go to a second location with a hippie or a suspect no somebody grab me by the hand to go smoke weed and then he took me into the bathroom I don't know who I'm and then he's showing there's people fucking in the bathroom and that in

Australia doubles as entertainment it's because of lesbian Because we had seen them. What? Yeah. What the fuck? Where'd you test them? That was Sydney. Sydney. They're bragging about that. Where the fuck did you take them? Yeah, like it was a whole community of people like in the bathroom. No one had weed for it. And I go, you don't got weed?

Then I go, they don't even seem like they're doing cocaine in there either. That shit's hard to get into that goddamn country. Well it's because they're all a bunch of ass fuckers. There's two ass fuckers and a bunch of ass fucking men. If you're getting cocaine into Australia, you are a fucking billionaire. And if you're getting weed into that damn country. Oh, this sounds like we need a, okay, let's get to Australia. Have you ever seen Kenny's Passages and Lonely Planet?

No. Oh, he didn't know there was already a book called that for tourists. He thought he was just, oh, it's a lonely planet. I live in a car. Wait, part two, my car is gone. All right, yeah, are you looking? Lonelier planet.

Are you looking at? Loneliest planet. Let's get you built a tiny house. Andrew's got one eye. We buy some timber. I know he does. He drives past me and lets and I just keep driving when I'm walking around the pit with his goddamn one eye. Well,

I swear to God, if I'm on the wrong side of the street, he can't see me. So he just keeps driving and I'm like, It's part of having one eye. How many times have you actually literally walked to work? In the last, in the last five days? Since you smashed your car. Every night. Since ago. Every night and every day. I've literally walked to and to work. In the last five days? Since you smashed your car six days ago. Every night and every day.

I literally walk to and from work. And would you say the most comfortable part of your walk is those mind dog pants? No, it's not. They're fine, they're comfortable. Oh, okay then. It's a bird dog. Bird dog pants. He's wearing the bird dog pants.

Well that's because that's all the pants I have now. I know, I thought at the time that the bird dog. Well, that's cuz that's all the pants I have now I know I thought I thought at the time that there's no way you're that thin Hey for the free plug and we switch him down to a 30 cuz he's gonna walk up all that 30 tired of started Yeah, man, you're fucking I mean when I tried to button those pants It was like when you're shorter but first down and they try to stretch the yard marker eyes They know why these fit me and then I thought you just saw it as an opportunity to sell those pants to it but they legitimately fit you and they look great on you and that probably the

best well you had no shirt and shoes on so you had those pants and you were rocking those pants pants are impounded yeah oh we need to get fucking body cam footage that's what we need body cam footage. That's what we need, body cam footage. You're sitting around a lot with your bad leg. Why don't you just get a FOI on that body cam? I know you're stressed out, but you've come to the right legal slash private investigator team

that you could hire for the amount of money you got carrying around. You got basically the only legal team slash private detective you could you could hire and I besides Derek he's not your your fat or vacant gaze is my thank you yeah yeah no no we we get off on just you know fucking the system vacant gaze is also the name of the hotel they stayed at it's pronounced gauze over there. Oh you know why they call it the Gold Coast? Because his fellas pee on you. I don't know what kind of clubs you

were going to in your life. Jesus Christ. And Alex you're a dick for taking them there. It's Alec. Round table You care. Or a hero. Yeah. Well, here's what's always a death knell for a podcast is when the Australians are laughing because then in the morning they don't go, I wasn't. It's funny for us, but it's not funny for them. Oh, and okay. This goes out.

Unlike the last time I said that. Yeah, put that out. Unlike the last time I said that. Yeah, put that out on your own and say, I told him this wasn't funny to you. Can you please tell me if I'm right or wrong? I'm not on camera a lot. Please vote if I was right or wrong, that this was a complete waste of time. Call our bluff. Now, I think I think this was the home. Yeah, that's a good call.

You know, thank you Kenny We recap this is like we're you know Hey, and I know that say you don't have any family or whatever But can you say I have no call you can consider me you I had a nephew who died in an accident And I'm gonna count you as a nephew that I probably won't pick up when you call cuz that's you're never usually don't We're right on call't call your now are we gonna close this on a dead nephew what was the last podcast I go I can't close this I've been kids oh that was a set I just know that that was a set

and I still have a I can't close on killing yeah yeah yeah but I did yeah well you know what you say you can't but sometimes if you follow through well and like I said, I Meant that sincerely though. I when I was at my Low point on that last Dewey. I was like man. I'm fucking done with this shit Oh, yeah, I shouldn't be doing this but you did and it's over and this is everything going forward is gonna be next year You're gonna be at that tournament with a sponsor. I'm only gonna pay $50 and buy a shirt Kenny Derek, but you can turn that into a million

You can tear that into one of your street thousand dollars was first place for the turn of for the what I was Okay, so it would have been 1500 It for the two. Can I ask you guys a question and I'll give you a minute to think and I asked you a question Well, we'll talk you and I want me Derek and Kenny to think. Can I ask you a question? Well, we'll talk. Fuck you! I want Derek and Kenny. You've put up Kenny in your palatial three-bedroom murder estate. Murder attempted, murder estate. It's not on a ghost tour yet. It's working on it.

But if you could just come up with a couple things that you want to tell the other person they could do better to make your living situation better, especially now that Kenny's in dire straits. Well, no, I'm gonna give you a second. I will catch up with you. Can I start? You guys think, bo-do-do.

Kenny could shave his back of his neck and his neck beard. Well, they could. Just if I was in some part. That's how he's gonna get his comb over Andy. He's gonna connect the neck hairs connected to the neck hair and then he's gonna do the whole neck and crush us all. Um I would I would start with I would want Kenny to wear a like a tight fitting suit that he finds it like you have to go to Goodwills or's or whatever, but you find it. So he dresses like a

lawyer, and he starts walking around with a briefcase. Anyway, you decide. He's your you don't he and he can't get a coma for good. I missed all that because I just realized that we have to design our own coma numbers now. So I was thinking about I think I'm gonna go I'm gonna go long hair in the back and fold front words. I was thinking you're supposed to be working on issues with Derek. I was thinking for him he does the the poofy like it starts back here but he it's

poofed and gelled and just thin as fuck but it goes backwards for him because he's he's not losing the top. My only step when I was a kid in the army when I was getting my new I was getting out I quit cutting my hair and I would do I shaved everything around and only grew the top really long that I pilot under my hat so it looked like I was within regulation. It's a great thing about joining the military join army, you get to wear a hat. It's not like we're hair farmers anymore. I mean, it would take me a long time. What are you guys talking about?

Every couple of days I have to take my little skull shaver and do it. So I've been, the first thing, it's so thin up in the top that it's easiest to do is I do like the Dr. Phil fucking cut out right here and then I walk around for a little bit until Jenny yells at me. Okay, we're coming into you. So you're gonna start with a question and then you're going to talk about things you can do

to me. What can I do to make your living situation? Well, nothing you do enough. Well, I just appreciate it. Tell him some things that he does that you appreciate. Man, I can't. Oh, this is how Bingo put me on the spot. She's still angry. And Derek, maybe...

I think both of you could probably clean up your piss bladder. You didn't want to dare not. Oh, I trust why I tried to stay out of your way. You know him, man. Like, when I went to... Oh, well that was fucking... I never know when he's there. I wake up, I'm drinking my coffee,

and then all of a sudden Kenny comes walking out. That's what happened when he got in the wreck. I woke up and I was just sitting there and his truck wasn't outside, so I didn't think he was there. And he comes walking out of the room, I'm like, hey, I didn't think you were here, your here And he goes my trucks not here, and I didn't hit him what happened So you will be remember oh?

Yeah, I forgot to give you back this kitty you let that pipe to me last time I was here, and I filled it left it for you, but thank you it might need a Firehole, thank you says Kenny yeah and I Yeah It might need a fire hole. Thank you says Kenny. Yep. And I... Yeah. Well... You do remember...

It takes a village to raise a Kenny. Okay, good. That was the only thing, as I was eating Taco Bell upside down, he's like, he better know this is paid for. I sold the piano. Oh yeah, we drove past your house. What happened to the Just Gen cards cars that he living in that now? No, he's not no, that's not I am done about that, but it's been gone for six months

Yeah, he's only drives that way. It's our guy. She was driving in the drive She you know, she has drove a couple times so I'll get a better shape. I'm gonna start driving and you leave back my house so Then she doesn't go anywhere she drives No She has because when I get in at the seats moved and it's I know she's driven and you leave back in my house, so. And then she doesn't go anywhere. She drive? No. She has, because when I get in it, the seat's moved, so I know she's driven.

I think she drives like forward. When you get in the fucking car after Derek has been in it, it's laid almost all the way back like a low rider, as far back as it can go. Ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, go, go, go, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride,

ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride This with the metal rod it don't don't all right. I think leftovers are over. That's it Let's get let's get some money flowing so we can build that tiny house. Do you have a Venmo? It's a Venmo Andy Andress the other dog. Yeah, I only have cash out what we're basically Representing him HD money. No, that's meant for Kenny will find Kenny or go to pay for his legal and

My name is Ken Laurie Fenmore. Laurie's LA W Yeah, he's a legal name, but we are the legal representatives Oh, yeah, if you want to get it there quicker, get it through Andrew slash Andrews on Venmo. Uh, I'll take a little bit. I'll take a little bit for the carry. So Doug says like, add Doug Stan. I mean, he's just there slash or dash.

Just piggybacking on your go fund me. Yeah. He's about to jump. Yeah. I'm going to owe him money. Fade out with sick kittens and dying puppies. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. And we'll see what happens. money just fade out with sick kittens and dying puppies thank you yes thank you and we'll see what happens