The Flycast - Buttcheeks & Transgender Athletes - Ep 25

Episode Date: April 24, 2019

Buttcheeks & Transgender Athletes - Ep 25 by The Flycast

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It's like shroom. times a million. You're on it? No. I want to. I also want to try shrooms, but I'm scared. Are shrooms illegal? Yeah, they are.

Yeah, all of it is illegal. Everything's illegal, but cigarettes and alcohol. The two things that kill people. Yeah, the two most. Well, I mean, I feel like there's a different vibe in optic now. I don't know when it started. Actually, I think it started whenever. Like a not giving a.

fuck. Yeah. Like, people just don't care what they said anymore. Yeah, they don't. Like, Bose.

If we, if you talked about, if you talked about, like, marijuana, even drinking for a little while. But I think that was also because, well,

not only did the entire internet, just kind of stopped carrying. Yeah. But I think Hax was a big, like, because Hax, yeah, back then didn't tolerate it.

Then Hax got the bag and he was like, y'all can do whatever you want. Yeah, behind closed doors, like, Hexed didn't, care what we did what we said right or how we did it didn't hurt the brand yeah as long as it wasn't like public or you guys can do whatever you want but just know somebody if somebody gets caught i got

let somebody go yeah then nobody got caught i remember one time pomage accidentally put us something in a snap story it was a bunch of and that was should we say that no it was weed yeah no but like what if he doesn't want that being said i don't think he cares you don't think he cares you don't think? I don't know. I mean, I don't know if, to be fair, I don't know if he partakes anymore. I mean, he was never like... Yeah, he was never like a stoner. Yeah, a podhead or anything. That's what I'm saying. He took it. I remember he took it because it was... Let's just expose. Let's just expose everyone. I'm down.

And then just title it, exposing the entire optic. Exposing... I could think of something. Yeah, you... Yes, I did. You've got something. Exposing girlfriends. As long as Optic and girlfriends are in the title will be good. There's nothing really to expose. Nobody did anything crazy.

Yeah, no. No one was ever. No one did anything like bad. Right. It's just boys being boys. Stupid boys. Are you excited for Coachella seeing all the asses? Whenever I think of Coachella, I just think of an ass.

I think of ass I don't even really want to see Because in all the pictures I miss not seeing ass Because then I was so horny Happy To see ass Excited before cheeks were just Out for Instagram

Even my space people weren't like showing ass That's true But in real life Like going to the beach Before you could see an ass Yeah like even in a bikini I'd be like a 13 year old like bikinis.

Try not to look. And the bikinis covered their ass. Right. Like, not even like now. How girls just literally wear a thong. On the beach. Just. It's not like it's everyone.

Let's be real about that. Like, whatever you go. But even still, like, it's a lot of people that aren't, that don't really. I feel like now like. And I'm, I just, I'm missing. I miss not seeing ass. I don't know if it was like a goal for women like 30, 50 years ago, 30 years ago to be

like, I want to have a body so good that I can wear a thong to the beach. You know what I mean? I don't think that was ever a goal for women. I think it's just like swim suit off. I don't even know. Girls want to look good in a bikini, but now it's not even that. It's like, I want to have an ass so nice that I wear a thong to a beach.

It used to be bikini bod. Now it's just ass. Now it's just naked. As long as my ass is poking. I want to look naked without, with the little parts covered. I don't like it. Yeah, me neither. I'm about the, like, I got to stop supporting that.

Yeah. I'm bringing back, like, clothes. Yeah. I'm bringing back clothes are the new naked. Clothes are hot. Like, if your ass is out, like, I don't really want, like. Coachella should be nuts. I remember the last time I went to Disneyland, it was like June.

It was hot as shit. And I remember walking around, and it's a kid's park. and I remember thinking I'm seeing a lot of nipples like everywhere Oh just no brawls Yeah just a ton of women and ladies You know not wearing bras

And I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna be the person that says Put a bra on Not that I would ever say it But I wasn't even thinking it You know what I mean Because I don't know what it's like Walking around

And 100 degree weather And having to put on another layer of clothing Dude a braws would be A fawing Yeah at the end of the day like I can like like have you ever meet a girl that complains a lot she'd she's probably wearing a bra yeah yeah if she's like bitchy she's not on it's not she's not on her period she's wearing a bra yeah I'm excited for chill I wonder how many girls watch the flycast

seven seven you think I was thinking I was thinking let's see let's say we get like 30 to 40,000 views. It's got to be... 12. Yeah. No, realistically, what do you think it is? I would think probably like... Maybe 25?

That's pushing it. Which is crazy. What would 1% be 40? 300. 300 times. 100. 100. It's 30.000.

Cut? No, it is. Okay. So, no, there's no way we got three. There's no, well, there's no way it's one percent either. I don't know, dude. No, it's not three thousand. That would be ten. 30? It's 300.

It is 300. Oh, so I was right. But I was thinking like one percent of, because have you ever looked at your demographic on YouTube? Like, it shows male to female? Yeah. I'm a 98.7 male. Shout out to all my dudes out there. See, that's crazy, though.

like that means on a video that you get 30,000 views. There's 300 females. Kind of. Yeah. Maybe. That's crazy. Damn. Hell of bitch is watching us.

No, but, uh, so Coachella. What? How did that happen? Because I don't even, I, yeah. This is another one of your IBs at, uh, Bs of things. We just kind of like, I literally just bought my ticket before coming here. Yeah. flight is now in 12 hours.

Damn. You took laundry? That's what I, like, after this, you're like, can we do a video? And I was like, well. After you do laundry and shit. Well, I'm going to hang out with my YouTube girlfriend. Oh, yeah. Then, she's going to help with laundry.

Actually, I don't fucking know. But, yeah. Is she going to get jealous? Coachella. You're out there in Coachella? My Coachella girlfriend. We'll see if I find one. shit

I don't know what was I saying so how did you end up going how this happened Ace fucking randomly hit me up Aces brother's girlfriend or like I don't know

something like they had a free ticket basically yeah they like already there's like five of them or six I think five or four like already plan on going they had an extra ticket and I guess Ace knew

I was probably the only person that would have been like hey yeah on a week's notice i'll come yeah um so he hit me up i was like you want to go to coachella and i was like yeah actually right um isn't coachella like the biggest music festival yeah it's like the new woods but then there's the people that are like coachella sucks yeah well but i think it's like they just say it because it's right cocella's dope yeah it's gonna yeah i don't go for the artist right who the fuck actually goes to a music festival well a lot of them yeah a lot of people most of them probably actually go for the artist um anyways he randomly hit me up and i said i'd go and um so do you even know who's playing

or do you know where you're staying i've seen the card like i think connie is going to be there um yeah that'd be that'd be nuts uh i mean like yeah big ass artists um i feel like you would know not that big though like not not like at least like i saw like kid cuddy was the headline for like one of the days which is weird because like it's it said like kid cuddy and then under it would be like megos cardi b which i'm surprised cardi b's playing but i guess everyone forgot about that situation already you know that situation where she drug people drug people yeah yeah i knew about that yeah i honestly thought she was gonna get fucked not that I would hope she would get fucked

Like she just like come out and say it Uh she like Ranted one night on like IG Live or something Or no I think someone pulled up an old video from a long time ago Where she ranted on IG Live I could be wrong but Something like that she was just ranting Like people don't understand

I used to like I used to strip Then I'd have to rob people for the Like I used to take them back to my whole hotel Drug him and rob them Like that's the life I had to live like she was like ranting like that damn you know

our team's just shut the fuck up yeah I thought I was kind of I don't even know what to say in these situations like I don't not I was about to say I was kind of worried that she would like get in trouble

because I like Cardi B and I think like that shows that like people in those kind of situations do desperate shit to live literally like just survive and get money and like literally pay their bills. And then like you see now she's out of that situation. She seems like a perfectly like cool human being to like hang around.

Right. So it just shows like when people are stuck in situations like that, like they'll do desperate shit. I don't think she's like an evil person. Yeah. But then there's people. And I'm sort of the same way where it's like if that was a guy, he would be fucked. He would be. Dude.

If something came out where a guy drugged girls and then would rob them. Say it was like an attractive male. Right. And like he would just say he was like, I used to take home some nasty bitches just to drug them and take their shit. Like he would be fucked right now. Like he would have got annihilated, especially if he was like a huge artist, like a Cardi B or something. He would get destroyed. Like maybe like jailed like his career.

Dude, stripper. But the thing is, is girls strippers, when they do that, guys don't usually, they're usually just like, damn, I got. You know, like, when you got God, when you got God. When I got God, like, I got got, too. I don't look at it. Well, yeah, I don't really look at it. It's like, I got taken in. Well, I definitely got taken advantage of.

For sure. But, like, I was sort of, I was just horny. You were just like, damn. Yeah. She just did that. Yeah. Oh, I was at the time, though, I was furious. Yeah.

But, yeah. I kind of just took the L. I looked at it like I had taken the L. But it's not like I got like drugged. Yeah. Like if I got drugged, then like something like sexually happened, I think I'd feel pretty. Yeah, for sure.

Weird about it. Right. Like it would kind of eat at me. Yeah. But that's different. Because it is weird. I feel like if that happens, like people call the Cardi B and like comparing it sort of like Bill Cosby.

It's different. But like Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby, yeah, that's a little different. Yeah. Bill Cosby, like, took advantage of their bodies. Yeah. Cardi B. allegedly... Took advantage of the wallets.

Knocked them out so that she could steal. Yeah. Which is still super dangerous, but she's not... I don't know. I think it's different. It's definitely different. But there's levels to it. But she is, I mean...

But I still think if a guy was on that level, he would have got fucked. Oh, for sure. No pun intended? But I just don't... Ha! I don't think it is an equal situation, though. Like, I think it's okay to not have equality in every single situation. Same.

Yeah. Like, that's just chaos. But then there's certain situations where I think it's okay to not have equality, but then the entire female gender would want equality in that. If that made sense. What do you mean? I don't know there's just I can't honestly

I can't I just know there's been situations where like the entire female gender is like no like this should be equal and I'm like yeah you know like I don't have a specific example right now but I agree with you but I mean it also goes on the other side

too where it's like in that situation I think if a guy did that to a girl it is supposed to be worse than when a girl does that to a guy That's just how it's supposed to be. For some, like, it's not even. It's not like a, I feel like it's not even like a law that we were like sort of. Because I agree with you.

Whenever I saw it, I was like, damn, if that was a guy, he would get torn apart. But then a part of me is like, I think that's how it, how it is. I think that's just how human life is. Yeah. Because guys, like genetically are bigger and stronger. and so if they do evil things, it has to do with usually their strength. If girls do evil things,

usually has to do with their wits and their ability to manipulate and shit like that. So it's just kind of like, that's just how life is. You know, there's a transgender that's just like shitting on people or shitting on girls in track and field right now? Because it's a guy.

I mean, well, fuck. Yeah. People would get pissed for hearing that. Yeah, yeah. But, like, I mean, genetically, they have the genetics of a guy, which is stronger and faster. So it's just, like, not fair. That's like the one thing that Joe Rogan always talks about. Yeah, with fighting especially.

Because there was a transgender girl that was beating the shit out of other girls. Like, how is that fair at all? Yeah. I feel like it would just make sense. for that lady to either fight other transgender only or fight guys. It's not, it doesn't genetically make sense for her to be able to fight girls. Yeah. Because that is disrespectful to those girls, in my opinion.

Yeah. I mean, there might be some trend. Well, transgender means you actually went through the process of like getting a vagina and shit, right? I think so. So that. Yeah, there's no way. So I think they take like, I'm probably completely butchering this. And then the comment section could be just filled with,

you're a fucking idiot, don't talk about shit, you don't know. Yeah. But I think a transgender would be like they went through the process of sort of getting a vagina, taking estrogen and shit. So maybe that would, I wouldn't say get rid of like male strength and shit, maybe to a certain degree. I don't know. no no there's no way it gets rid of not get rid of it but maybe like they can no long because guys can build muscle faster then so maybe if they start taking this type of shit they're not going to be growing muscle as fast as a male and shit would but they're already like deep down in their roots they have like the strength right of a genetic male it has nothing to do with like these situations are situations that are like the the peak of uh

of like debate right now because and I honestly don't have enough to probably right or I don't know enough but but it's just it's not this guy didn't feel comfortable in a guy's body so he went to a girl and when he went to a girl everyone attacked him that's not how it is it's this guy is beating it turned it like changed into a girl and still had all the guy jeans I wonder if girls have a problem with it. I feel like they should. In track and field, they're just running. They're like, what the fun?

Yeah. Like, I feel like a lot of the debate are like, people like, current, like a lot of people on social media, it seems like, that are like, would stand up for maybe the girl in track and field. And then I feel like girls are like, well, it's equal.

Like, I feel like some girls would say, well, it's equality. Like, gender equality, like, all this stuff. She should be allowed to compete against girls. But I feel like, that's not the right outlook. I feel like it should be, if it's gender equality, you let the girls play against,

or that train their whole lives to be the best at track and field to play against on a fair playing ground. And the human, being, the human body and shit is way too complex for me to say, like, like, you could, you could literally be a girl in every, or identify as a girl or whatever. still like personality and like everything maybe identify as a female right but it seems

kind of clear that you have but your genetic genetically you have the strength and like shit like that of a male uh so i don't know it's just like what do you do because it's obviously to make this clear to to be clear neither of us have a single fuck of what anyone does. Right. I don't really, I mean, I have no opinions. The only time I have opinions on it is when, is when it's like, I feel like it's unfair.

Yeah. Even then I don't even give a fuck. I just think it's interesting. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, same. Unless it like it directly, well, it doesn't directly affect me ever. Yeah. I don't think it ever would.

Even if I don't agree with something, I'll be like, that's fucking stupid. And then I'll say something and then I'll move on. I don't really. It doesn't keep me. up at night. Yeah, I don't know. I haven't even like ever,

I don't think we've ever talked about some shit like that. No, it's probably the most political thing we've ever talked about. It's not politics. It's just... Humanity.

Current, yeah. It's like, how do humans want to address this? Right. Because, yeah, that's weird. Well, imagine being,

uh, imagine being born, like, feeling like that. Like, you... It would be... that you think. I don't even know how to word it. Imagine people being born that aren't in the,

that aren't in a situation where they have the ability to, to get the necessary surgeries that they think they need. You know what I mean? Like, like, imagine people from other countries are people that are grow up, not, you know, in like poverty in America. They think like they're a guy,

but they identify as a girl. They want to be in a girl's body, but they can't afford it. But why? Maybe they don't think like that, though. Maybe in only certain places they sort of want, like, what if in other places they're just born and feel like, oh, I have a penis, but I definitely feel like a girl in every other, in every way possible. Yeah. But what if they just, like, live their life like that and don't, like, think about, well, I need a vagina then.

And I need boobs. Yeah. And they just like live their life like a girl. Yeah. But like they just have a weiner. A weener. Like and maybe it's like they just don't think about it like that. Maybe not.

Maybe seeing. Everything's a product of your environment. Yeah. And like but here in like the United States or you know, other places they see like these beautiful women on magazines and bikinis and shit like that. And they're like, oh, that's who I am. Yeah. I don't fucking know. That's crazy.

Crazy. Coachella? Yeah, that all stem from Coachella. Holy shit. So yeah, do you have your outfits picked out? No, you haven't done laundry. I think me and I think we're going to go to the mall tomorrow. I was thinking, do I want to go Coachella-esque in like bandana, jean shorts, chucks, high socks, tank top?

Yeah. Just bracelets everywhere. I don't know, we'll see I feel like I'm probably gonna pack like very like I don't really care Yeah like I'm not gonna try to like dress up and shit You know how like when you're gonna be so hot

When you think of oh dude I would be dead I would be I would ring I went to I went to the Skrillix concert I don't know if I probably told you this I went to the Skrillx concert in 2011 right before he released right after he released Bangorang which is like

one of his like that's when he's like that's when he's like blew, blue up. So he was still performing in small arenas, but he was getting up there to like the top. And they packed, they oversold tickets. And I was in this country bar. It was like a, in Raleigh, there's a bar that's like a country bar.

And I couldn't move. Like there was somebody in front of me rubbing on my chest, two people beside me, we were rubbing elbows. And then I could feel somebody's chest on my chest. my back like that is how close we were i got out it was like it was uh like december which is pretty cold in north koreliana i got out i took my shirt off and i wrung my shirt out dude it was fucking gross yeah i went to a scrylix i think that's when i was right go i was just going to say i went to a scrylix concert as well and it was literally inside of a club

ass the back or I could just feel everyone on each side of me and yeah it was just fucking super hot oh yeah that was the first year

that was when you went back for Christmas right and then you went with your homies yeah yeah yeah yeah that's crazy I do remember that I remember you telling me about that that was when we were first like friends but

dude do you remember anything about the show I remember they played he played jump man and everyone went crazy He's jump in, jump, man, jump, man, jump. Yeah. Everyone went crazy. In the middle of his set.

I wasn't expecting that either. In the middle of his set, it was like, and this was like when he was hardcore dub set, like he hadn't even started all the other stuff yet that he does now. So it was like, wwop, wop, wop for everything. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So in the middle of everything, it just cuts and he plays hypnotize. Dude, it was, I was just like, oh, shit.

Everybody's just like going crazy. Dude, I went to that concert. We can get back to Coachella after this, but I went to that concert and he was playing. There was like this European rap group that was there when we first walked in. They're like, you know, just rapping and it's pretty loud and people are like, you know, kind of getting into it. But then it starts getting more packed whenever 12th planet comes on. Yo, I don't want to interrupt you, but I have a good idea. I think on your channel we should do highlights.

Like, have you ever seen Joe Rogan highlight videos? Yeah. Do that on your channel. Of the Flycast? Yeah. And then put highlights on your channel. I'm with that. Okay, go on.

I will totally forget, so I had to say that. That's an amazing idea. Okay. I would have totally forgot. Yeah. So that's why I had to interrupt it. That's really good. Hitching maniac on transgender.

Yeah, exactly. like a million. That's what I fucking... That's a good idea. So I was sitting there. We get into the crowd, start working our way to the front whenever 12th planet comes on,

which he used to tour with him. 12th planet, 6th planet, something like that. I think it might be 12th planet. It was one of the guys he used to tour with. And I remember there was like so much, there was like base and it was like, it was my first ever concert.

So I was like, damn, like, this is pretty hype. Like, the bass is pretty loud. And then he comes on. He starts building up a song. And then right before it drops, he said, we turn the bass so loud, it'll make your face melt off. And then it fucking dropped. Dude, I went, like, I literally could not breathe.

And it, like, felt like my heart, like, inside of my chest just, like, expanded. And I literally went to get, to get, like, breath. I feel like you're not into, like, do. something like that anymore. Like, would you go to a... I'd go to a club. I'd go to a... I'd go to a show.

I'd go to a show for an artist that I like. Like, I would go to another scrylick show, but he doesn't play small arenas anymore. I would go to a carnage show. Dude, do you remember one time Carnage, like, quote, tweeted a beat that I put on Twitter and was like, fire. He has no idea who I am.

Yeah, that was crazy. That was one of those, like, feel-good moments. Especially because that was at a time. That shit was fucking fire. That was at a time when people weren't like fucking with you. Like the optic fans weren't. So you were just like, Carnage likes my shit.

Fuck you. Yeah, dude. I forgot about that. But yeah, I would go to small shows. Like, I would go to shows like that. I would definitely go to like a Drake show. And maybe a chance show like different. I would go to a little dicky show for sure.

Without a doubt. Try to tweet him beforehand, get like, backstage. I'll make a video for you. Yeah, that would be dope. I bet he's cool as fuck to hang out with too. Oh, for sure. It's only a matter of time. Yeah.

That'll happen. You're building your way up. Yeah. I think that's the only goal in life. I just want to get enough clout to hang with a little dicky. Are you, do you know, like, for me and Drake, or, and some other artists, but I think I know every song.

Like, is that with you and Lil Dicky? Are you like that? Yeah. Like, if you go to, yeah. I mean, I don't know every word to every song,

but if he started singing a song or playing one of his songs, I would definitely know it. Okay, because I know if I went to a little Dickie, Lil Dickie, if I went to one of his shows, I would know, like,

some of them. Like save that money. And Westbrook, something. Oh, Russell Westbrook on a farm? Yeah. That's on my... I know that.

That's on my board. All your playlist? Wait, have you made one? I haven't made it. But that would be? Okay. I don't know. I just was editing hexes and I was like, I should make mine.

But yeah, that's on there. Dude, that song is incredible. So yeah, I mean, but you still like doing stuff like that, obviously, if you're going to Coachella. Yeah. I still, I don't know what it is. I still I didn't fall out of I remember when you first moved into the optic house

like you were like coming with us every time we went out like you were getting fucked up kind of steadily I think vaguely But then you definitely But that was like the first time In sort of a while I think you got Yeah I wonder when was

That you like partied hard And I guess that's why Yeah Yeah Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Because now it's just like, I remember Will used to come out. Yeah.

Now it's you and Bose. Now it's just me, Bose, Mike. You know, Aaron Create used to come out. He's like he has never been out once. But, uh, yeah, I mean, I don't mind going out. I like going out if I, if I have like a plan. You don't like these random excursions. You know, you know.

flame and if it hits 830 and you guys just decided to go out downtown you all don't even text me anymore yeah we don't text anyone anymore but if you like we me mike and boes have our own chat right but i'm saying like if if it's wednesday and y'all are like yo we're going on on friday for so-and-so's birthday or for this reason or to celebrate this or if it's like yo castro hex scump right everyone's going to be right concrete cowboys or somebody's got like if somebody's got A girl in... Somebody's got a girl in town and you want to impress your girl

by going out with all your guys. I'll go out then. That's what you do. I've done that before. You've done that before. Everyone's done that. Have I? Yeah.

You did that here. At concrete. At concrete. Well, actually, for you, it's more of like... It's more of like, we're going to go out, so I'm going to text this girl

and see if she meets us there, kind of thing. And then if she rolls up and you're with all your boys, And I look cool. Then we have a table. Yeah. I'd look cool.

You're like, yeah, don't worry. Seth paid for this. But I'm not going to tell you. I was talking to, um, yeah, exactly. Just like the other night I went out with Seth. We were all in front of this place bottle blonde. We were like, yo, we get the table? And then, um.

And then I was, I was like, I'm not putting my card down. Right. And then, uh, they were like, uh, 1,300. And I was like, honestly, I was going to throw like, down a couple hundred um yeah and like so was everyone else but like what's the hell is that your phone no that was hex's computer oh um i would have threw down everyone was down to throw down a couple hundred and then we're like and set was like i'll pay the majority it's like so all of it like i'd feel bad but i'd i don't feel bad yeah like you got money i don't feel that it's not like i would

take advantage of somebody's money money i'm not asking for his money yeah i'm just like if you but for me it's like help me out i'm i just think how many vision interviews i did with him and then i'm like i've paid for you can you can you can spot me yeah um but that's also why i don't really go out because you guys don't go out unless we get a table it uh well every time i go out a lot of us or like more than like if me me mike and boes have gone up plenty of times it just not we're like not getting a table. It's not even worth. Right. Yeah. But if there's a bunch, yeah. But anyways, when I was sad, and I was talking to the guy, excuse me, I was like, how much for a table? He was like, right now, 1,300. And he, like, call the people. And I was like, y'all cool with that.

And they were like, yeah, sure. And then he was like, actually, it's going to be 2,000. Sorry. And we're like, ah. He was like, but there's a table sort of outside. that's not tech it's in it it's in the club but it's like sort of a patio-ish area for 700 we're like yeah let's just do that and then like Seth puts his card down and shit and like literally an hour and a half into it we have like two bottles everyone's kind of been drinking and there's still like an hour and a half left for the night and they were just like yo we're going to emo night and they all just left so it's just like me and the two girls that I was with and like

I don't know if Seth like pay like they had Seth's card so obviously the table got paid for but like I don't think anyone like I don't know if they tipped I'm sure they take a tip out automatically but like usually you sign for the table and shit like afterwards and I was like they just and Seth then I don't think care I think that's just another 700 down the share plus bottles probably a grand for set just I think we did that we did the math one day we were thinking that whenever set like And I don't like talking about money because Seth earned everything. Seth earned all the shit. He put in fucking work.

It's not like he's just sitting back doing nothing. Oh, yeah. Like, but we also have a lot of pretty wealthy friends, which is cool. Because I like talking about money. I like seeing people ball out. I like, I love watching that shit. So we did the math one day.

Dude, I turned around and saw Allen right there. Dude, oh my God. Because I thought I heard something. So I turned around and there's literally an alien. Holy shit. So we did the math one time in the scuff house going to Chipotle. We were like, we spend our money on Chipotle. What would that equate to Seth buy?

And it was like for every one Chipotle Bowl for us, it was like $5,500 for him or something like that. It wasn't that. I don't think it was that crazy. It was something like basically a good night out. Yeah, like $1,500 to like $2,000 to like $2,000 to $1,000 to $1,000. Seth is equivalent of us going to Chipotle getting a nice burrito. You're getting a nice bowl. Like that kills us just as much as buying a $1,500 table kills it.

Right. Which in reality, if I mean, if I had the same amount of money as Seth, I would get pissed if I just heard somebody say that. Oh, yeah. Because it's like, it's my money. Like you're not fucking with my money. Yeah, I'd be like, that's not how it works. Yeah, exactly. But like, we were just kind of like, we were just kind of curious.

I feel like we're walking a dangerous line where people are like, damn, do they use their friends for money, but not like Seth's my homie, Jack's my homie, Hax is my homie. Yeah, they know that. Yeah, we're not using people for money. I just like, I like talking about money. And I like surrounding myself with like people that kind of can ball out.

Not because, not for personal reasons. I just like watching it. Yeah. Like when Hex is like, I'm going to get that shit. And I'm like, yeah. Get that shit. Spend way too much. Spend most people's salaries on a watch.

Do that. Jesus. You know what I mean? $750,000. That's crazy. Not hex. Yeah. Oh, no.

Drink. I thought about it just the other day. There's like a millionaire. Like people that have a million or $2, you're like, oh, they're a millionaire. But then you think of, I feel like in my brain, I sort of had it like, oh, a millionaire is a millionaire. If they have like $10 million, you know, just a millionaire. just a millionaire. But then I thought about it was like,

if they have $12 million, that's a million dollars a month. That's a lot. That's crazy. Like if they make $12 a year. That's a million dollars a month. That is so much more than a million dollars a year. Dude,

you think about it, like money is weird. Money's stupid. It's stupid. There's, there's stupid money. There's stupid. money.

Like, I, I went for a, I went a long time. Billion just doesn't even make sense. I went a long time being like, yeah, money. Like, I don't really care about money. It's more about the experience. And I genuinely meant that. Like, starting vision, living in the scuff house, all that stuff. Like, money didn't really matter to me.

It was cool, like, getting more money than I ever had. But, like, it didn't really matter. But now I'm at a point in my life where I'm like, money's dope. Like, if I have more money, I can do more things. things like I can create more I can help more people I'm trying to help my friends from home trying to help my mom and I can't do that just off of experience yeah I'm thinking because I don't really I don't value the dollar bill right at all yeah fucking the amount I I'll spend on something compared to like the amount I have it's just like it doesn't make sense

for me to do that. It's like if you lived with somebody. But I like don't care necessarily about even making money. But then I'll be like fuck. Like I want to go. I wish I could just go on like a week vacation to Hawaii. Yeah. Just ball out.

Right. Spend like five, $10,000. Yeah. Which I can't do now. Yeah. But like I. like I like I'm thinking about it now and it's like okay I need to start thinking even if I don't want to do something at the time if it can like make me money or help my career and that'll help me get money that'll put me in a position to really enjoy like because I want to travel the world and it's like I can't travel the world unless I'm like finance super super like financial

financially set. Yeah. And that's one thing. I'm like really taking notice now. Like I'm really, I'm learning like, I find a lot of interest and like traveling and like, I just like going places.

Yeah. But like I need money to do it. Yeah, for sure. Rather than staying home, barely like grinding at all, barely like making money like I should. And then just like sort of spending it on shoes and shit like that.

It's like I should be, I should set a time, like two months grind hard, go somewhere. Right, exactly. One, a month grind super hard, go somewhere. Like, shit like that. Just to like experience life kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Because I, uh.

Then there's some people that just don't go nowhere and just get fucking money. But like, I don't know. That's not me. Yeah. No, dude. We are, I mean, I think that's just a different than mentality. Everyone that we know that's got it, got it has just grind. It's grinded and they don't spend.

Yeah, they don't spend. They don't spend. They don't. Seth, Pumage, Jack, Seth, Hex goes, hex is a good. But, hex is, yeah. Oh, hex spends. Hex spends. But not.

And it's kind of like, hell, yeah. Not how I'd spend, but, I mean, spend out you. There's zero. There's zero excuse that Hex doesn't have a Ferrari right now. Zero excuse. Yeah. zero like come on no it's not even car yeah a Ferrari I honestly but I know he's watching this I honestly don't think he bought a Ferrari because he he told me when I first moved

or when I first visited the 60 50 house yeah yeah you do know I didn't yeah because he was in such like he would have been reamed yeah yeah if he bought because he imagine spending six eight years of your life you finally get the opportunity where you're like damn all the shit off. My family doesn't have to fucking work. I did everything that I need to do. I'm going to buy a Ferrari, and then you can't because the fans would hate you. Like, fuck that.

If HEC should buy a Ferrari right now, and if any of you, if any of you motherfuckers say... I don't think he would now, either. Well, I mean, no, I mean, I don't think he would get, like shit on for it. I don't think he would either. But I also don't think he'll buy one. Yeah. He probably probably shouldn't right now. I mean, he just

ball like a boat, a truck. Yeah. That's cool, I guess. But to him, that's probably like a Ferrari. That is true. It probably makes him happy, as happy as a Ferrari would. Yeah. Or happier.

Maybe if we just want a Ferrari. Maybe I don't even want a Ferrari. I don't either. I just know that Hex told me that he wanted a Ferrari within the next seven years, and that was five years ago. So you got two years, Hex. If you're not driving Ferrari, I'm texting N-Shatt. Something.

like a Lamborghini Yeah something I want a friend that's got it got it Why does it ninja have a pink Lamborghini Text him Text him right now I don't think I have his number

Do I have his number? You can sell that shit I might Yeah like everyone that has fucking money in e-sports Doesn't go crazy go stupid Yeah I would

But that's also probably the reason they have no but they spend it on dumb shit dude like houses like no family stuff you know how many

you know how many of our of our good friends have fucking Rolexes that's such a like bad purchases dude remember heck remember that time

Seth went crazy for a month and bought like nine pairs of yeas and then gave you a pair gave me a pair gave me a pair I think he gave you a pair

but you lost it no I've never had a pair of yezies I've never worn a pair of easies I've never worn a pair of Easy's out. Okay.

Team Drake. Whatever. Skip it. Skipity poop. So, what was I saying? Seth. Yeah, so remember Seth,

Seth went on this, like, on this tear of just buying Yeezy's. And that's when everybody started calling the hype beast. And then we were sitting in the kitchen and we were like, Seth, dude, why are you buying another pair of Yeasies? We were like, get Jimmy Chews. He was like, Jimmy Choo.

And then you were like, get Tom Ford. And he was like, what is Tom Ford? If you're going to spend like $800 to like $2,500 on a pair of shoes, like there's so much. Oh, dude, get some shit. Doper shoes. It's like, for me, it's like. So much more like, especially more unique and original.

Is it bad that like 85% of the choices that I would make in my mind if I was rich is just to impress females? You walk by a girl in the easies and she's like, oh, he's a guy. He likes guy shoes. If you walk by a girl and she's like, nice shoes, you're like, thanks. They're Jimmy Chews. I feel like it's just, or you walk by a girl and they don't know what they are, then they're like, who's that guy?

Right. That's what I'm saying. But that's so like, what would be the word, egotistical? Like, you care about like what people think, sort of. Yeah. But why? But at the same time, why is Seth buying seven pairs of Yeezys? Because he cares for one.

Like, he wants that. That was cool at the time. That's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, Yeah, that's true. Yeah, my taste would just be like to buy, I can only imagine what you would buy if you had like stupid money to buy. Like you would buy what you're wearing now, but in like, like, have you ever looked at like a website? This website called like Essence or like just dumb ass shit that models wear on like runways. Yeah.

Like these outrageous sort of outfits. That would be what you buy. Maybe. But it would just be like what you're wearing now, but like designer version. Like that would be Versace. Imagine those versions of Versace. Oh, nobody would talk shit. People talk shit because they're Amazon's.

With those sandals that cost eight grand. Right. Like Gucci sandals. Gucci toe out. Not even like some kind of like beyond Gucci. What did Drake say when he said I got the, and he talked about his jacket that was $14,000? Like what?

I don't know that name brand. Yeah. I only knew the Tom Ford's. Yeah. Brioni. I wonder if there's like the Tom Ford's and the Gucci's and the Louise and the Versacchis. But then above them, there's these like, like, specialty, like people that like only the rich, rich sort of know. Yeah.

Like the Andre 3,000s of. of fabric or fashion yeah yeah that like the fete the fashions people the Versace's and Gucci's favorite fashion designer yeah yeah no that definitely and that us low tiers just don't even like no exists yeah yeah but like up at the rich world like they're just cashing out that's that probably is how it is like can somebody make me what is the opposite of a financial randomly donate me like 100,000 100 mil like if can a billionaire pop up in my stream and just give me like a one-mill donation like a mr how hasn't that happened yeah how hasn't that happened to ninja right yeah whenever he was playing h1 he got like a hundred thousand really was it

a hundred thousand or was it like 20 thousand i think it was like 20 000 but i'm saying like a one-mill donation because if you're a billionaire you're a billionaire you're don't even notice that one mill but I feel like a billionaire has his I wonder how much money a billionaire actually has like he can not all of his he can go and cash a cash or like get a check like write a check like go to the ATM and all that money just right out how much would that be could like a multi-billionaire write a billion dollar check you know what I mean because there's no way it's all in one account and there's no way that he even owns all of his money like I'm sure a lot of his money is invested into other things.

It's like part of me, part of me sees that lifestyle and I'm like, that's fucking dope. Like, see what Hex does now? Because Hex has his hands in like multiple companies now, which I think is sick. But like part of me is also like,

like, I feel like I don't want to go through life just constantly thinking about that. About like, because there's people that go through life to be a millionaire. Then when they get a million, 10 million, then 25, then.

50, then 100 million. Then they're like, I'm going to be, I want to be a, a billionaire. Right. And it's like, there's too many problems going on in the world that that billion, that billion can fucking help. But you're just selfishly trying to reach a goal. Right. That's what I don't think I would ever even be close to having my mindset on that much money. And when you think about it?

By the time I get that much money, I'm like, I'll be throwing it places that, like, actually need it. Exactly. Yeah. that's what I would do. At least I would hope so. Never know. Money can change you. True.

Money can change you. You can just see it. You know how Will was saying, so I think money is the same as like physical strength where if you have it, you're different. Like, so Will was saying that he was like watching a podcast or something and he said, like if you get to a point where you take like MMA classes or kickboxing and you get to a point where you know you're the strongest in the room or you could even if you're not the strongest you could beat the shit out of anyone in the room it changes you as a person yeah i think it was like

joe rogan's podcast it was it was i didn't see the actual podcast i was just listening to will say it and i was like damn that's that's why yeah that's why fucking was it was it fucking was it was it can sign up with it to an mMA class with me i still want to do it i do too yeah like just not even in like a weird cocky like way yeah but just like knowing people are fucking one people need taught a lesson two like there's a lot of dickheads oh do and like they can get away with being a fucking dickhead and you're like damn this person could probably fuck me up yeah so i'm not really i'm not gonna to say anything because it could turn into that. Yeah.

But like knowing you can fuck them up, you'll like address them. Right. You'll walk. You'll live in a different way. Like you won't take shit. And the thing is, I think that's what Joe Rogan said. Like you'll stop taking shit from people. Yeah.

And like, I think people literally need change. Like if someone. I would love to be like that. I got, I've always been, I've never, I've never had like muscles. Like I've, I've been fit before. I've been able to run. But even muscles, like, that's cool. But, like, there's a difference between muscles.

And, like, I've seen a lot of videos of big guys that just still don't know how to throw a punch. Yeah. Like, the Sean O'Malley guy that was in object for a little bit. He is small. But he would fuck up anyone. Yeah. Like, anyone that we know. Yeah.

Dude, when he was here, do you remember when he was here? Yeah. I didn't even, like, meet him. I didn't meet him. I, like, shook his hand once. But he was here whenever we were doing like to make a wish thing and he was just in the corner and he had like he was like training for a fight. And so every once in a while he would just and just like like and I would look at you and I was like dude he wants to fuck someone up right now. Like that's what he wants to do.

I wonder if he gets into like some street fights. I would like to like I want to meet him. I want to like hang out. Is he still an optic? No. Really? Yeah. I don't know.

What happened? Damn. He was part of like whatever we had like optic. India and Optic Mexico and everyone got the boot. He was part of that shit. Yeah, I want to fucking meet him. Yeah, same. I don't know if that don't happen now.

He's probably just like, all right, later, fucking loser gamer. Probably. I think that's what I'm saying is I think money is the same way. If you have money, I feel like I'm talking about money a lot, but I don't think money defines you as a person. Like there are people out

there that there are people out there where and if i'm in the room with them i know that they're there like i can just like feel their presence you know they're like a powerful presence but i also do know a lot of people with a lot of money that i don't feel that way about yeah i don't want to say any names but like whenever somebody's in the room like whenever hex is in the room wherever nades in the room and it started happening with jack towards the end before he left like you kind of know. Like they have the, I know what the fuck I'm doing vibe to do. But some people... It's sort of like a confidence. It's definitely like you can see their confidence in a certain way. Right. But even then, like, they got money, but it ain't that much money.

Money, money. Yeah. Well, I think Hacks might have money, money. I don't really know. Yeah. But maybe. Well, I don't fucking know. I don't know. What do you consider money money money? I'm like 10 to 50 million like like 20 to 50 million like 20 to 50 million is it what like I've never had a I've never had like a friend super blow up besides I haven't I don't think I know a rich person besides like people we know that's what I'm saying I've never had like a friend blow up blow up besides jack and but jack's kind of unique because his work ethic directly matches how much money. he made um was it i mean not that i'm not that you were like best friends with ninja but you went to like ninja event you hung out with him and he like showed a lot of

live to you played with like halo and ninja in basements and shit yeah like is is it crazy to you like whenever you i know i know we talk about ninja a lot but like i don't think we ever talked about that one time where you like went to his party or whatever and like hung out with him in the VIP or whatnot yeah like he showed you guys a lot of love yeah yeah Yeah, he definitely showed us love, which, like, I mean, I think I would like to think I'd do the same. I would. Because I was, like, I would consider myself friends with him,

but, like, I wouldn't expect to get a happy birthday tax or anything like that. Or, like, be invited anywhere. Yeah. But, uh. Like a pretty good acquaintance, I guess. Yeah. Um, just because, I think it was more of, we just know where we both. We both came from the same, like, shit.

Yeah. So we kind of, it's like a sort of mutual respect. Which I think is why he showed a lot of love to hysteria for a little bit. Yeah. I mean, you know, he brought back the, what was his team? Cloud 9. Yeah. It was like, in Victory X.

Yeah. But I mean, like, he's, he played him and fear have been, like, good friends. Right. They, like, lived, I think, near each other and shit. Oh, yeah. And same with victory. And then hysteria was just like, they're super good fourth. He would, like, fly there.

Yeah. hang out and stuff. So, yeah, I mean, Ninja did a lot of, Ninja did good on showing love to where he came from. I think Nick Merck's does good too. Like, he'll play with Gears Pros that, well, he'll play with Gears Pros that have, that play Fortnite now. Yeah. Like, people, people do show love to where they come from. Yeah.

But, like, you were kind of, like, you were acquaintances, like, with, with Ninja. And, like, is it, because it used to be. He blew up. Like, I mean, there's, like, the hex, jacks, the scum. jumps, but then there's Ninja who went like celebrity. Like an A-list celebrity. Yeah. Like on Ellen, met Ellen.

Yeah. Hung out with Ellen. Jack's not beside Ellen. Yeah. Jack got excited because Ariad and Grande followed him on Twitter. Jack's not standing beside Allen. Yeah. It wasn't weird.

Wasn't weird. Yeah. I was kind of just like, I was like, damn. Like, he's really. like a lot of zeros. A lot of zeros. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

It wasn't really any kind of feeling. Yeah. It wasn't weird. I think part of me does put, I don't let money like to find, like I just said, like define who you are as a person, but I do think it's interesting to know like

how it does change a person. You always hear about money changing a person in a negative connotation. But I feel like for a lot of those top, top guys on Twitch, like, you know, Jack Ninja, Lupo, Tim, all those people. I feel like they like talking about money,

but they didn't change them negatively. Like, they're doing really good things for people through making a lot of money in gaming, which is dope. I think that's cool. I don't know what I do with that money. Like, I think I would,

I see them helping, like, little kids, you know, and kind of making their dreams come true. And is it fucked up that, I don't really give a shit about that. Like, learn your lesson. Don't, not that I'm, like, that's super cool and, like, super nice. Yeah. And, like, I would like to think those kids are like, I mean, they will be forever grateful.

Their families will be forever grateful. And it's probably a really nice thing to experience that as a kid. But then there's also the Hector Rodriguez that, grew up with nothing and like really worked his way and I think he will forever have like this pride because he did it he really worked right his way I feel like if I would help like he didn't not to call it like a handout but I mean that's sort of lucky right if you're that kid yeah yeah and like you're getting Tim to that man's game and then he changes your life like yeah yeah pretty lucky.

Yeah, but it is pretty lucky for sure. I'm just curious, I guess, sort of how they'll turn out. And I kind of feel fucked up for saying this. Because I'm like bringing something my negative ass is bringing something negative on such extremely positive and nice thing.

So I just wonder what I would like I feel like they do really well. They do like charity work and shit. Yeah. They like make these kids dreams come true. I just wonder if I was in that position, what I'd do? I feel I would like to think I'd be like traveling to Africa and shit and like. Yeah. Try, maybe building like a foundation and like.

Right. I don't know. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just wondering. You could do that now without money. I could. Well, I could go there and like help volunteer. Like. But like, I'm saying.

with that amount of money you can like really change. Yeah, you can like really help out a large amount of people. My point is I'm just, I wonder what I would do with that money. Right. Like how you would Yeah, I'm not like saying which way, if you have that money, I'm not saying

what you should do with it. I'm saying what you would do. I'm wondering what I would do with it. I know what I would do. I would if I had crazy amounts like I would definitely use it to help people closest to me. Like I I wouldn't spend, like, I would, like, I know my, my mom and her sisters have these, have this dream idea of them, you know, running a bed and breakfast together because they all three have good, uh, skills and different, like my, one of my mom's sister is really good at, uh, cooking.

One of them's really good at finances and my mom's really good at, you know, cleaning, or like people, being a people person. Yeah. So they would have a really cool idea called the three sisters and it's a bed and breakfast. I would try to make that a reality. I would try to help out Brandon with his nonprofit that he's trying to run. And I'm not saying that's not what like these people fucking do. Right. Because I don't know what they do with their money.

For sure. Just to get this clear. I don't want to seem like I'm like hating on anything. I think you're overreact. I think you're overthinking it because I think people know. Me? Nah. Never.

Oh. Yeah. I think that's what I would focus on first, which is also kind of. kind of like you're not like you're helping out people around you which is nice but like there are people that really need help so like but at what point is it your responsibility where you're supposed to be the person that helps stuff that's out of your control in the first place because you can't help everyone yeah so I don't know yeah I don't fucking know no new friends maybe we'll see I don't know where that came from yeah it might be kind of fucked up no new friends

don't help anyone it's all about me no that's I admit I don't know I don't know I don't know where that came from. Actually, I do know what I came from. My buddy said if he ever won the lottery and had a lot of money, he would help out his homies, but no new friends, which is where my mind went. Yeah. Because I was talking about helping out. Sorry, man, don't worry about it. You're ever thinking. Yeah. Anyways. Cochella? Coacheachs? I do want to talk, well, did we talk about butt cheeks enough? No, you can never talk about butt cheeks enough. What happened? I miss the days where butt cheeks were covered up.

Well, I think... How much better was a butt cheek before you just saw all these butt cheeks? I'm trying to think of the first time I saw a butt cheek. Like, back then, you would get a boner from seeing a butt cheek. For sure. Nowadays, it's like... I would be happy watching the Comedy Central Girls Gone Wild commercials. Yeah.

And they didn't show anything at all. Yeah. Do we remember how censor? Like, they were censored. But they were super censored. As long as I saw a flat tummy. flat tummy and like with the stars covering the moves i'm like girls go wild

yeah south beach yeah i don't like um the fact that all these cheeks are covered up it really i would have ghosted that way about guys no offense to show their calves too much no i miss the days where dicks were covered up now they're just out there

for everyone to see. Everyone has a dick print. Dude, guys are so weird. I always wonder, how hot would SummerA be to me? To my weirdo ass. To my weirdo self,

how hot would SummerA be if I never really saw her butt? Just like, maybe a little bottom cheek. But like for me to just fantasize about it. Like imagine never seeing her butt cheek and be like, God, what do those cheeks look like? I'm sorry, Summeray, if you're listening. She's not listening. She doesn't care.

But you know what I'm saying? Like, and then you finally get to see your cheeks and you're just like, oh my God. It's like Christmas morning. Yeah. And you're just blown away. It's like the first time you go on the toys are us. Yeah. But now it's like I see them every day.

just like, God, you're hot. But then... Yeah, I get where you're coming from. I'm just saying, like, us guys need to stop showing cheek support. I think that is the underlying theme. We need to stop. We do want to see your cheeks.

But you got to tease us more. You've got to not even tease, because teasing is what those Instagram models do. You have to... You have to... Like, I think we need to bring, like, jeans models back. Like, just in jeans. Like, the J-Lo's.

Like, back then when, like, you saw J-Lo and like a tight jeans, Shakira, like, Brittany Spears and her belly out. Like, that was so hot back then. It was. And now it's like, I feel like almost. Now it's like Lady Gaga in her documentary just pulls her boobs out in the middle of. But I feel like that's real. She also had a camera there.

But I feel like she's not doing it for likes. I feel like a lot of girls are doing it literally for the dopamine spike of likes. For their serotonin to increase because of their likes. And I feel like other girls are seeing the most popular girls on Instagram with their cheeks out. So they start bringing their cheeks out. They notice their likes getting up. So some of those Instagram models get like a hundred thousand dollars per post for ads. Like if you get a sponsored Instagram post, you post one picture on Instagram, $100,000.

Maybe that's why the cheeks are out. Yeah. So I guess I think we're fighting a lost cause because now money's involved. Yeah. And if you just post your cheeks for like that amount of money. Right. I did. I found a way there's a there's also a large amount of people that are posting their cheeks literally just for likes yes for sure

but I don't know kind of like me and my YouTube girlfriend how's she doing pretty good probably I think we're gonna go on a date you're going on a date think I'll ever find love yeah same I think so it's gonna be weird seeing you like that I've never seen you like I think I've only seen you like Like a female Like a female once Like you've liked girls But you're never like

Yeah this is going somewhere Yeah And it's not Even just humans in general I think Yeah For you Yeah For sure

I don't Maybe it's because you say things like You want people to wear more clothes But No I think that's a unique outlook Look, I think girls would hear you say something like that, and instead of like, he's gross, they'd be like, he has an interesting take on life. Yeah. I think, I like to think that I sort of, maybe I'm too picky.

Maybe I'm too picky. Maybe I'm too judgmental. We'll see. But I would like to think that once I do, that once I really do, for. find a girl that I'm just like I really feel something with that it'll it'll be like totally worth not give the fact that I didn't like just date around yeah and accept settle yeah yeah it'll be worth to not settle I think yeah and I think a lot of people settle and you'll see it yeah and uh shit they'll get married sometimes and then divorce

forced a year, three years later. Right. And it's just like, what's that worth? Yeah. I think a lot of people rush into things just to do it. Which whenever I see somebody do it, I'm just like, come like. I've never, literally my whole life, I've never just, at least with girls, I never dated to date. Or maybe, like, there are some girls that talk to a lot of guys.

And they'll find, they'll seek to a lot of different guys. And if, like, the guy is down, the girl would have been down to date. But I, like, the girl, the girl would be willing to settle with a lot of different guys. Yes. But I am so opposite of that. Yeah. And not that that, not that I'm trying to say that makes me better. Right.

I'm just saying that's how I am. And I don't know why. There are girls that are like that too. Like I know I'm close. Oh, that won't settle with a guy. I'm close with some girls that are like, like they can't settle. Like they're like they'll find, they're like you. They'll find something that, not it's like a flaw,

but they just don't connect with a person on a certain level. And they're like, nope, we could never be like we're not. It's never going to work. Yeah. Because it would like, it would make me just uncomfortable sort of on the daily. And I don't know if that. But those girls that do eventually find the guy that they connect with, they're all in. And they're super happy, which is what I think will happen to you whenever you find someone that can deal with your fucked up mind.

God bless him. And negativity, sarcastic ass. Somebody out there. I wonder how many, I wonder out of those 0.7% of girls that are watching this. Those 300 girls that are watching this. I wonder how many of them that are like, he could be mine. I could handle him. I think there's a lot of girls that would that think that.

But they're wrong. Well, I think there's a lot of girls that think that and they're wrong, but I think there's a lot of girls that think that, but they also think that about a lot of guys. Yeah. And I'm just like, why don't I find girls, why am I not pulled to a girl and be willing to, like, date and shit like that? Why am I? Like, I used to joke about.

about being asexual, like not finding males or females attractive. Right. And that almost, I mean, I definitely find girls attractive, but I'm not like pulled to them to like have them in my life. Yeah. I get you. And I don't know why that is. I don't know if I'm too judgmental or what. Probably.

I mean, there are times in my life where I wish I was like that. But. Yeah. You're definitely like. can hmm well it be the word if I

when I could get my vocabulary down I will be king speak anyways you're definitely uh girls you're definitely more willing to accept

a girl and just not like you won't see one flaw be like I don't know right yeah yeah like you'll kind of like you just enjoy it

with people though That's why I'm sitting here talking to you. I guess it does all make sense. I don't know. I guess brains are just built differently. Yeah. Not that one side's better than the other. It's just different.

Coachella? Butcheeks? I think before you go to Coachella, I think Coachella's a lot like Comic-Con where Comic-Con, when you think about Comic-Con, you think about a bunch of people walking around in cosplays, like they're walking around in, like, you know, video game outfits. But in reality, it's only a handful of people.

It's just those are the people that people take pictures of. So I don't think every single person you're going to see in Coachella is going to have Fishnet neon stockings on. Like, it's going to be normal people. But then every once in a while you're going to see a bunch of you. But even if they do, it's like maybe that could be the girl. And I shouldn't judge her just because she's wearing fishnet stockings, chucks and sparkly shit

and pasties. Do girls get on top of the guys and flash people at Coachella? Is that at different concerts? I mean, maybe. I don't know. Or is that just at every concert and I just never been to one? I don't know. I remember one time I went to a concert.

I was so fucked up that I was with Mike. Me and Mike went to, was it spring awakening some it was in chicago la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laurauraurauraa? i think it was spring awakening okay uh we went to spring awakening it started raining and while we met up with people and then it started raining um they're mike's friends and then mike and like these people ended up leaving uh and like going to some guy's house or like a party or something right i was like fuck that i'm gonna stay here like

i'm here and i think i stayed just because i was like like really fucked up literally standing in the rain just with thousands of people i don't know i remember at one point yeah you told me about i remember at one point there's like in the middle of the huge crowd that you see like in youtube videos that huge crowd there's like a huge sort of imagine this times two and taller i climbed up on top of it and i'm like the only person on it and i'm just standing there like just thousands of people just surrounding me that's how fucked up was. Holy shit.

That I had the boss to do that by myself when I'm there. But anyways, I remember walking up, there was two girls. One girl was by herself, another girl was with maybe her boyfriend or something. I just, like, walked up behind her and just like, I don't know what I said, but like, hey, do you want to dance or something? I don't fucking know. All I know is I spent the rest of my night behind her. kind of like just listening to the show and like sort of spent the rest of the evening with her

at that one spot the show ended and then I like I was like can I get your number before I leave or before you all leave and she was like yeah and then like just left and never talk to her again I don't know the point of that story but it was just fucking weird that I literally randomly met this girl. We sat in the same place for like two hours straight. Didn't really talk at all. Just kind of went back and forth, two-step dancing. Show ended. Never see each other again. So we'll see how Coachella goes. See, that's some shit. That's fucking weird. Has never happened to be. Yeah. Never done that. Yeah. Like you would. I don't make a move unless I know the answer is yes.

The fear of walking up to a girl at a bar, even asking her to buy her a dream. I don't like me. Yeah, same. I don't do that. Like, whenever I go out, like, I think that's one of the reasons I don't like going out because I like dancing, but I also like dancing with a girl. And I don't like going to have to ask a girl to dance. No one in Optic approaches females besides Mike.

And even then it's like, I don't even. That's something different. I'll see Mike like, he just doesn't give a fuck. Zero fucks. He can get denied and doesn't give a fuck. But the shit I've heard him, girls will tell me what he says sometimes afterwards. I'm just like,

he said that? Damn. And just like, but also he has. This is fucked up, Mike. Yeah, fucked up Mike. But also he has like his smooth moments where he really knows how to like socialize.

And then there's this, I don't know, he just doesn't give a fuck. Yeah. But when he's drunk, it's different. Yeah. I've never.

And even Mike, knows like there's Mike there's drunk. Oh yeah. Not many people like drunk Mike. No, I like drunk Mike. I just don't like, yeah, no,

Mike Hage drunk Mike. But, dude, Mike came back from picking you guys up and he was like, he walked in and me and Aaron are watching a Game of Thrones. And he was like, you guys got it, man.

Y'all don't go out or nothing. I was like, yeah, we don't go out. He was like, I hate going out. He was like, dude,

driving them home being D.D., that's the wave. I was like, oh, I remember. That was probably the night where I think the next day, me and Mike went to go get food. And I was in the passenger seat. It was all the way leaned back.

I was like, who the fuck was sitting here? He was like, you last night. I was like, you drove me home? I was like, I thought I got an Uber. I was just like, oh my God. Yeah, see, too many nights like that, I can't. Yeah. Especially now.

The amount of nights that I don't even know how it turned into this, because it used to be like, once every two months. Yeah. Then it turned into. You go hard now. Yeah. I don't know. Like, it's becoming too casual.

And I don't know if that's a good or, it's never, it's never like a few drinks every day. It'll be like go out every weekend. Yeah. Not necessarily all weekend, though. Usually it'll just be like a, choose a Friday or Saturday. Yeah. You've got a few more years in you. So you might as well go.

Yeah. Because it's going to get to a point where, like, you're the oldest one there. yeah but not saying that's happening now i'm saying in like four years what like the bar in a club yeah like you're gonna be you're gonna see an 18 year old you're gonna be like well young yeah you probably already do that's yeah that is kind of how i see it now 10 year difference yeah i mean it's about to be 10 that's weird it is weird to think about uh but i mean i see a 20 year old and i'm like it depends though Like, some girls are mature.

Some girls are mature, look mature, and just like, you think they're older. Right. But then there's some 18-year-olds where you're like, that's a child. Yeah. Like, it's weird. But fucking a few months ago, I met a girl. And I thought she was like low 30s. She was 38.

Now it's just like, that's different. This is the first. How that turned out? I guess so is all right. I guess that it's pretty fun. Yeah. I don't know. It's...

Yeah. I'm excited to see your... To hear your Coachella stories when you get back. It should be fun. I'm going to take my camera and shit. I don't have a lap... Give me a laptop. I don't have a laptop.

You don't have extra laptop. I don't have extra laptop. I'll have my laptop in... Hex? Take laptop? Just take... He won't even care. Take top?

You know He doesn't... care about people leaving trash around or people taking stuff that doesn't belong to you he doesn't really care about all that he's a pretty forgiving person well because i want to take my camera vlog and then just somehow get those files in a drop box for aaron to edit yeah uh because i think aaron would be like super dope at like editing a cochella type video yeah yeah with a fucking shit ton of b-roll and lights and i'm sure he would actually like enjoy that yeah um well i don't know if you'd enjoy it. Does Aaron ever show enjoyment? Does Aaron ever enjoy anything?

But that's sort of the goal. I don't think I'll end up getting a laptop by 7 a.m. tomorrow, but... We still have to record that one video, too. What time is? We should probably wrap the shit up. Yeah. If we... It's 8.30. All right, so I'm going to Coachella.

I'm going to try to record. And, uh... At the latest, videos will be up by, like, next Wednesday. Because Lord knows how I'm going to feel Tuesday. Yeah. or wherever my mind's at. Yeah. But I feel like people,

people are just excited for you to have fun. Maybe. Because it's different whenever you're here. And people are like, why aren't you doing anything? You're like, because I don't want to. But if you're like,

I'm going to Coachella, people are going to be like, hell yeah, Nick, have fun. Make sure to put Instagram stories and tweet a lot and definitely tweet weird shit about Ace. If I'm blogging,

I don't think they give a fuck. Yeah. I mean, even if you're just putting it on your Instagram story, people want to see that. Yeah, sure. But yeah, I'm excited. Hope you see all the butt cheeks,

including Aaron's, Aaron Ace Elam. I hope you see his butt cheeks. Probably will somehow. Yeah, you probably will. Actually, I don't think I've ever seen his butt cheeks. I wonder what they look like. You should probably ask him. Probably like small, just no cake.

Yeah, no cake. Just a little ace butt. Yeah, he definitely has a little ace butt. All right, should we wrap this up? Do I hit him with it? Do we have any outro music?