The Flycast - Call of Duty Mount Rushmore, Who We Are Fans Of - Flycast Ep. 36

Episode Date: August 10, 2021

Call of Duty Mount Rushmore, Who We Are Fans Of - Flycast Ep. 36 by The Flycast

Blu-la-l-l-l-l-l-l-a-h-h-ha. Should we get a thumbnail pick real quick? There you go, Matt. Episode something. It gives a shit. No one cares. No one's like, oh, dude, episode 12 was the best one. Yeah.

They're like, the one where you talked about getting a colonoscopy, that was so funny. And I'm like, yeah, that was really funny. Oh, you talked about that? No, you talked about it. Oh, I was about a say. I had a colonoscopy. Oskapy and talked about it? Yes.

I do remember it though. Like it was yesterday. I can't imagine. Fucking how to go. First, you never got one, right? I haven't gotten one now. Well, first off, I'm glad this is going to be the first subject of the flycast. Absolutely.

Another weekly episode. Yeah. But I guess let's get into it. So I got a colonoscopy one day. My stomach, I always had stomach problems. And my. I thought my appendix was bursting. I didn't even sit.

Been there. Thought my appendix was bursting. All right. I'm ready. Okay. Wait. It's about a tip over. Thought my appendix was bursting.

My mom was like, are you sure you're okay? I was like, I don't know. I kind of went out of school to play Hela. No, it hurts really bad. So we went to the doctor. They like, whatever test they fucking run.

They looked at my stomach. It looked irritated. they were like, yeah, we can just take your appendix out. And first they give you this stuff to where you drink like two huge bottles of like some shit. And it just makes you shit nonstop. Really? Yeah. And then I think I went back the next day for the surgery.

But you just shit all night. You can't like drink or eat. And then, yeah, I went back next day for my surgery. And I don't know exactly what they did. but I'm pretty sure they stick something like I don't know if they stick a camera up your butt they probably do something like that you know I was knocked out oh you were knocked out for their colonoscopy yeah wait do you are you always knocked out I think I hope oh that makes it way easier yeah I've been scared about that shit since I was 15 no

you're just knocked out you just you wake up your butt hurts a little bit that's fine that's fine that's just that's pretty regular though so like in in my you know every day your life your butt just hurting a little bit lately it has been itching have you ever had same have you ever had hemorrhoids yes that's it's horrible yeah that's how did you get yours uh just i think it's from just sitting down a lot really i i i know how i got mine i like tore my asshole but i take i took such another oh is this at scuff house no this was at before i joined optic or anything and it pretty sure it lasted like a few few years. Like I took such a, I guess maybe I was like dehydrated and I took such a fat

shit that it like tore my ass and then I guess that turned into hemorrhoids or something. It was just like my asshole was inside out. Yeah. It was like my ass was hanging out of my ass. It's disgusting. Like sometimes I take my finger like push it back in. And I'm not joking. That is fucking. But yeah. fucking hurt and it itched. Damn. Was yours itchy? Yeah, the itchy part.

And apparently not everyone is itches. A lot of people is just straight pain. Have you ever had jock itch? Yeah. But that was when I played baseball. So that was like, dude, that was so long ago. It was just fucking itchy. Did your ball swell?

No, no, no. I was just constantly itching. My, uh, and I had like jock itch powder and you dump it in your, yeah. Yeah. My, um, my balls like swelled up. Really? Yeah, was at my friend's house when I was like, I love how this is the first like 10 minutes of the fucking. Anyways, I was like 12.

Spent the night in my friend's house. We were like all playing basketball and shit. And then, you know, as a kid, you just will not shower and like not even really think about it. But I was sweaty as fuck. Went to sleep and then woke up and like my balls were just itchy. And I was like, what the fuck? And I like kept itching them. I went home and I looked and they were like little 12 year old swollen balls and but it

fucking felt so good to itch it I remember that part shit I remember that I remember that I was in I was in middle school and this dude was like man I want chicken pox and I looked and I was like what he was like I just want chicken pox I was like I've never heard someone say they wanted chicken I was like why do you want chicken pox he was like because you know when you get an it It just feels so good just to scratch it. And imagine that all day long. I was like, you're a fucking psycho. That's a blessing.

Chicken pox, fucking poison ivy. I got poison ivy a few times. Did you? I got poison ivy. I used to be king poison ivy. Really? I like got it a bunch. Do you like play in the woods and stuff?

I was always playing in the woods. I was, I think I was talking to yoga bay about this. But just like as a kid, like just playing. Just playing. Like you're in your own fucking world. Like whether it's like outside playing in the woods and like just picking up a stick, just like hitting a tree.

I remember I would see my brother sometimes like stick. Like him and it's like nerdy. He was always like more nerdy. Yeah. Him and his nerdy friends would be like stick fighting. Yeah. Like ch. Ch.

Good times. as a fucking child. Those were the days. And we had like a, I remember we had a, I was talking about like, what are they called the little cars, racetracks? Hot wheels. Hot wheels. Hot wheels.

Fucking. I remember I had this like castle. Little castle with like figurines and we'd like play. I don't know. War. Or just like we're like, p. Bro. And it's like how easy it was to entertain yourself as a kid.

Dude. I used to have like a Lego set. And I would make. ships I would make like little ships and then I would go we and like have them fight each other. Oh like spacecrafts yeah and then like some of them would be like I was like watching Star Wars at the time so some of them would have like four cannons but it was really just like a Lego piece that was just like extended a little bit bro I don't know if everyone's was like this as a kid but like as a kid I remember I had a my stepdad was out of town so that meant like wow

happiness can be held in this household so I I had, like, friends over. We had a pool, and we all went swimming, and we all went, like, night swimming, and we were just all skinny dipping, and it's, like, it's like 10, 11-year-old boys. Yeah. And then we all went back inside my house, and we're all, like, still just naked in our towels, and we're just, like, bullshitting. I never did that. And as a kid, you don't think about it, but now that I'm an adult, I look back and I'm like, that's kind of weird. Yeah.

But I guess when you're a kid, you're a kid, you know. You don't think about it. No. But you also don't think about like who's around you and could be seeing a group of seven, 10 year olds that are just naked. But now you think about all that shit. I was, I was, uh,

I was talking to Alexis and I was like, what was the last time you went over to someone's house without calling or without texting and knocked on the door? I don't think, do kids still do that? Do you think kids still do that? I don't think so, uh,

so every kid, you think every kid has a phone? It would be rare as fuck for me to even be on like a house phone call. Right. To like I remember one time my friend called me. It's from his house phone to like my mom hands me the phone. Like hey, it's whoever. I was like, what the fuck?

Like this doesn't happen. Because back then it's just fucking house phones. Or you would go over to your neighbor's house and actually knock and like, be like, hmm, is he home? You'd like look up in their windows, see if the lights are on. See if the cars are on the drive. Oh, even in high school. I was probably in 10th, 11th grade. My friends would fucking throw rocks.

My room had a balcony and my friends would like throw rocks. Really? And I'd be trying to play Halo and I'd just hear little pebbles sitting like. It would piss me clean off. You just act like you're not home? Yes. You were ahead of the curve with that. I was always.

I've been ghosting people since like, since I can remember. You're the original. I don't think I ghosted anyone in high school. If they want to, if somebody, Or in like middle school, elementary school. Somebody came over and was like, is Davis there to play? My mom would be like, yeah. And then I would go play.

Those were my plans now. She's like, you have 30 minutes. And then she had a walkie-talkie. She gave me a walkie-talkie. Really? And then it would be like, dinner's ready. You got to come home now. And so you'd only be able to hang out like around your little neighborhood?

Yeah, because like we had a nice neighborhood with like the other kids. Yeah. Yeah. And when I lived in Georgia. In Calde-Sax. When I live in Georgia, there was a lot of nice. neighborhood. There was a lot of kids in my neighborhood. So, like,

there are like four or five different houses that I could possibly be at at, like, any given time. And so we'd all just have, you just drive, you just ride around and look for whichever house had all the bikes laying in the front yard. So, like, all the bikes would be tipped over to the side. Do kids still ride

bikes? And then the rich kids had, uh, had, uh, golf carts. What? Yeah. How rich. Oh, fucking. I mean, I don't know. there's just some kids that had golf carts like electric golf carts they would charge them and then the rest of us had bikes you know what's crazy is i remember like okay being out where i'm at now and like i guess you know obviously i'm blessed but like thinking about back then of how like hard

you're i don't know if your parents well i'm assuming they did your mom's a teacher but like how much they struggled with like money dude like i remember for football i wanted um like an under armor thing like a long sleeve Under Armour shirt for under my jersey. My mom was like, no, like you're getting this fucking Walmart. Right. Because the Under Armour one would be like $40. Then the Walmart one's like 12. And so my mom would give me that.

And I remember I wore it for the first time for a game and I fumbled it like three, like three different plays. But like none of it like cost it. Like I would like fumble and it would just go out of balance. I'm like, what the fuck this piece of shit fucking Walmart garbage? But just how much your parents would struggle as kid? When you're like, it's not fair. Like if I got a pair of Jordans for Christmas, be like a pair of Jordans in an Xbox game.

And like thinking about it now, it's probably like 200 bucks. But like back then it's like, oh my God. Let's fucking go. And nowadays, the shit I'm blowing money on. Like DoorDash. Pokemon cards. Tips. Pokemon cards.

Just like nonsense. Oh, dude. I think about it. Like, my parents were like, they were like really like, like they would give me like, like task or not tasks, but like goals. And if I completed the goal, then we would go out to like a nice restaurant. Like. And when I say nice restaurant, I mean, there's like there's a place in Raleigh called Angus Barn. It's like a nice steak.

Just a restaurant. Yeah, it's just a nice steak house. And then in. where we go to like P.F. Chang's or like Kanki or what what is Kanki called in other places? It's like the place where they cook in front of you. Habachi? Yeah. Something like there's like a Japanese steakhouse. We would go places like that. And now like I'm just like, that's every meal. Yeah. It's like where do you want to go today? Like

sometimes I'm just like dressed down like in sweatpants and stuff and I just go to P.F. Chang's. And then I think about it and I'm like, man. Like my, my, my, my, my, younger self would be like what are you doing yeah but it was a fucking struggle yeah we we we didn't struggle like my parents didn't struggle but it was definitely like I was not the kid that was like could go down the toy aisle and I would be like or every time I went down the toy aisle I'd be like can I have that and it was no 100% of the time but even then I feel like I was kind of spoiled I was definitely but like I it's like damn that was being spoiled I was spoiled I was spoiled I was spoiled in like a different kind of because like whenever people hear about only childs spoiled with love like

oh damn attention exactly spoiled with love and that's a good way of putting it i wasn't spoiled like i got seven xboxes at home i was spoiled like my parents whenever they took trips they would always take me like they never took tricks never got a babysitter we went everywhere together and like those are the kind of things that like you remember i don't remember the i wouldn't remember the five xboxes and all the Game Boy games in the world. I did get a Game Boy Color though. Was that a big purchase? That was a Christmas gift.

A Game Boy Color. I wonder how much Game Boy's were. It's hard to... Yeah, I wonder that too, actually. Like back in the day, how much was an N64? Right. Dude, was it N64 like $300? I don't think.

It kind of like bugs me now. I want to Google it. We're in 64 games as much as Xbox games are now. That's what I'm wondering. Or like was the N64 back then like $65. Right. I don't think it was too. I think it was like $200.

Which is crazy. Tendo. Yeah, that's actually insane. That is really crazy. How much was the N64 when it first came out? It was originally intended to be $250. The console was ultimately launched at $200. Dude.

$200. $200. $100. Even now I would, like, I feel like. But $200 back then, I mean, there has to be some sort of inflation. That's like $300 now. Like, at least. Yeah.

I feel like $200 back then would be like, $400 now. I mean, it was like, those were like the first. Damn, I'm surprised I even had them. Or I'm surprised I even got that as a kid. Yeah, I didn't have an N64. Really? My first console was the Xbox original. Well, I mean, Game Boy, but then Xbox original.

You didn't have an N64? No, I went over to all my friends house. You didn't have like a GameCube. No GameCube. Maybe I was spoiled. In fact, I had, I don't know where my dad got this, but it was like a, it was like a little like thing that you plugged in directly to the, to the TV. And I had like a gun on it and you could play Duck Hunt. Yeah.

You could play Duck Hunt, but you could also play. That's a dad. That's a dad. Because there was like It was Sega, wasn't it? I don't know I think I had like the off brand version of it. Sega Genesis.

I had like the he founded at Walmart on the clearance thing because it had like 70 games all in one little thing And you could play it on But one of them was duck hunt And so you could play duck hunt But the orange The orange fucking gun Yes

That is fucking great What you've been up to? Still working out? Trying I slipped up a few weeks ago Actually, two weeks ago I slipped up. I started drinking soda for a week. I heard you say that.

Dude. Why? Because I can taste it. I hadn't tasted Dr. Pepper in 10 years. So I tasted it and I was like, oh my God. To clear this up, because whenever people, well, even us in Optic, when we hear you say you can't taste, but you'll still eat burgers and shit. Right. What is, if you couldn't taste, why are you eating burgers?

It's, I mean, it's hard to explain, but it's like your body still craves the fat. It's like you can't taste it, but even if you can't taste, if you look at a salad and you look at a burger and you're not like eating healthy or you're not healthy at the time, you're just like, I want the fucking burger. So you couldn't like, you didn't bite shit and be like, God, this tastes so good. No, never. but I would still eat it and it would be good but I would never like save it. That's so fucking weird. It is really, really weird.

Because we would look at it and just be like, why the fuck doesn't he just eat like? That's what everyone says. Nothing but yeah. That's why I wanted to get this after four years of wondering what the fuck you meant. Yeah, I mean, it's like, I mean, it's just like not even, it's not even comparable about how the difference the taste is. I mean, because you can still kind of taste

when you can't smell, but it's not like you can taste the flavors. So you can just taste the general taste of it, I guess. I guess maybe it's like a instinctual evolutionary, like if you get a big, juicy piece of meat inside your mouth. Yes.

Maybe you can't taste it, but your mouth will still send those signals to your brain. That's what I'm assuming. That's what I'm assuming. because I would eat a salad and I would just feel like like there's nothing here but then I eat like a shake shack

burger and I'd be like this is so good because I remember you saying like this is so good oh it's so good yeah like it was so good because I can taste like the the smokiness of it I guess because it's like on a it's been it's been like grilled or whatnot or whatever

yeah and then and then you have like the the lettuce and the tomato like you can taste like the texture or you can like feel the textures of that and then it has like sauces on it that like make it either spicier or sour

like you can taste those those things but like now that I have I mean I have a Shaq Burger now I'm like closing my eyes and eating it because I can taste everything. What's weird now is I've been I've been eating clean as fuck like it's like weird

like this is by far the most consistent I've been. Like it's, I don't eat bad. Like, I had a vegan chocolate chip cookie yesterday, and that's the worst thing I've probably had in like two months. Like, I don't eat anything fried. Oh, that's the worst. I just thought you were saying worst tasting thing. No, it was so good. Really? But yes, but it's because I'm eating so clean that like, like when I first started eating super clean, I would just have cravings to eat whatever. Right. burger fucking sour cream and cheese on my Chipotle. And I was talking to Yoga Bay about this.

She was like, yeah, it's the best life ever. She always says that. But like just getting used to after like two months, you stop losing the cravings. And then these meal, like if I go to Chipotle now, it's like, I'm like hype. Even though I'm not getting like cheese and sour cream in my bowl, it's literally just like brown rice, steak chicken, hot sauce, corn.

Right. veggies but it's like now meals like that are good as fuck to me yeah i can see that this has been like the most this is by far been the most discipline i've been with my diet but i'm so glad i got to see like this other side because i always kind of looked at it like god but like i'm craving so hard to eat something but like those cravings that sort of like went away yeah and i saw um i saw you probably saw it courage on twitter was talking about like how he wants to work out he made like a bunch of tweets and it's just like how down he is about it because he never sticks to it yeah and i wanted to tweet him and just like say some shit and i'm thinking to myself like i'm only like three months in right yeah

but it has been very i feel like i finally passed that barrier of like even thinking about fucking my diet up fucking my exercise up. Yeah. I mean, that's how I I've only been disciplined like that with like a few things. And last year I didn't have a soda all year. And like, I mean,

I got to like February, March and I was like still like every. So not even like a diet soda? I don't have any soda all year. You should try diet. I'd much rather just drink water. Okay. Or have like one of those like carbonated. like waters like we used to have at the scuff house nowadays i find myself oh the sparkling ice

i think i would buy those and everyone else would kind of yeah that we would have at the scuff house i uh i started i'm drinking because right now i'm just thinking about how many calories i'm eating versus how many i'm burning so everything i drink is like zero calorie and it's probably filled with so much shit that's just like yeah giving me cancer or something yeah that's how Alexis is too when she gets when she gets like really into dieting that she's like always counting everything is she into that stuff she's getting back into it yeah she used to me she when we first started dating she was really into it and like hitting the gym every like every day or every other every other day and I was like I remember when I when we first started talking I was

like how are like you're so healthy it's so crazy that you're so healthy and then she was like yeah but she really just ate like shit but she just doesn't gain any weight because she's had her metabolism's through the roof and she's diabetic. Mine's slowing down. What? Your metabolism? My metabolism. I've always been like naturally skinny, but even since like, like everyone in my families,

no one's my size. Like everyone's either like chubbier, fat, blah, blah, blah. I forget where I was going with that. The fucking, that turning off just like threw me off. I was like, wait. When it turned on. it threw me off. I thought it was raining outside.

You're the only person your size? Only person outside of my family. Oh, I've been conscious about, like, people always look at me and probably be like, oh, it's metabolism, blah, blah, blah. But I've been conscious about my diet. Right. Like I think about what I'm eating pretty much every day. And then sometimes I'll go like a month or two of just eating like shit.

But I'm pretty conscious of what I eat just to maintain this average. It feels so good to finally start breaking through that. I think the number one thing I did was just telling myself, I'm going to go to the gym every, or not the gym. I'm going to do some kind of exercise every single day, whether for a month. I promised myself that and I had to do it. But like if I'm not going to the gym, which I just go to my apartment gym, most of it was like, home body weight workouts um like pushups situps pushups pull up sit ups but i promise myself i'm just going to go every single day for 30 days and once i hit like those 30 days i was like fuck yeah like

this actually like i don't want to take a break now right yeah because i just like have so much momentum going that's definitely my next that's what i want to do next is the 30 days i feel like you like you should like you should and even if it's like no i'm not working out today just like just like go for a walk 30, 45 minutes. And like, it's fucking easy. But now I'm at a, like, I am so, like, we would always say skinny, sexy. Yeah, yeah. Skinny sexy.

Or like to finally have fucking abs for the first time in my life. Like, I feel like I'm closer than ever right now. Like, and I know I'm going to get them because I'm like just so disciplined. People always say abs start in the kitchen. Which is crazy because in high school, did you have abs in high school? No. I never had abs really. I had abs in high school.

Maybe at a certain lighting. Yeah, yeah. I have like protruded ribs though. So it sticks out. So it makes my upper stomach look fatter. Oh, yeah. You do have that. I didn't think about it until you just said that.

So it's like I feel like it makes it harder for me to look like I have abs. And none of my fat goes to my legs. I'm not skump. where all of his fat goes to his fucking... He's got thundered thighs, dog. Which makes me wonder, was he actually ever shredded? Yes. That motherfucker was shredded.

He was shredded. We never even saw him at his most shredded. I mean, we saw him... He took it pretty serious at the scuff house a few times. But when he starts working out, he like takes it hell of serious. He's just very consistent. Yeah. He's on a schedule.

If on Monday, he looks at him. in the mirror and is like I gotta change it on Tuesday he already has all protein powder and he has like Chipotle twice a day right right it's just clean I remember we went to a bar after after one of his games did you ever go to yeah beer beer beer garden I in Columbus oh beer something beer beer beer beer world of beer yes we went to world of beer which is where everyone goes and gets like super drunk after uh after after events and we went after his event or after after his game we were with a lot of people and the waitress came over and was like taking everybody's order and everybody was getting nachos and fried pickles and you know bar food like wings and shit and he was like

do you guys just have like fried or do you guys just have like grilled chicken and she was like yeah and he was like do you have broccoli she was like yeah he was like can you just bring that and so like literally like never slipped up and then always was working out and then that's how and then his genetics are obviously fucking phenomenal stupid stupid genetics yeah kind of pisses me off so he's just because i look at i wonder if he's going to do it i mean he i don't know he doesn't seem like he doesn't seem like he wants to if he's single again i don't know if he'll be single again well if he's ever single again i feel like that would be his only hope yeah i mean he did it while he was in a relationship

but I don't know but then he got worse at Cod apparently what is weird when you think about there has never been a good shredded person yeah there has never been someone that was like yoked and shredded

in really good shape and performing to like win or competing to like I wonder why maybe it's because you can't put that many hours into two things because they scrimmed six hours a day and then you would have to work out two hours a day that's eight hours

I feel like it's the stuff I feel like it's like the work you're doing with your hands and it's just like lifting weights and stuff something about it throws it off there's one CS dude that's pretty jacked I can't remember his name and he's actually good yeah I mean he's not he's not a top five player but he was on a good team from what I remember

I just remember him being fucking like really shredded there's I mean there's a few yeah but I I don't know. I don't know. Pro players are different, though. I think maybe when he stops being a pro and it's just a streamer, then he might go work out again. Yeah, but it's so weird, like what? Because you look at every other sport. Yeah. Even though it's different because they're actually doing like athletic stuff. But you look at every other sort of sport. And I wonder if like people in chess. People that are good as fucking chess do they try to like eat healthy. because it like benefits everyone in sports yeah i don't know it does except oh cho sinko eats McDonald's all day every day have you seen all of his like uh like fights with or

his arguments with the people what's that podcast ocho versus science the i am athlete i am athlete podcast it's a good one they're always yeah it's like one of the best i've never seen as good a podcast as that one but they're like talking about or they always just like rag on him for eating McDonald's. He's like, oh, you gotta do is me McDonald's

and you gotta work hard. He says you have to like callous your body. He's like, that's why you get injured because you don't have, your body's not calloused on the inside.

Once you start eating like shitty foods like McDonald's and stuff, your body like hardens up. That's wild. But he also, I mean, I guess he's still working hell of hard

in the gym. Yeah, he works out like, I think he said like two or three times a day. Damn. Yeah. But it's like,

like it'll be different shit yeah because I I work out every day now but it's not it's different stuff one day I'll do yoga yeah one day I'll do boxing one day I'll do boxing and jiu jitsu one day I'll walk one day I'll run one day like whatever I feel like my body needs I'll do yeah do you ever have you ever when I was I mean I was working out like pretty much every day last month and then Alexis is here so we were just like trying to like get that routine down And now I'm probably going to go back to it pretty soon. But do you ever have days where you're just like, holy shit, that was a good ass workout? You're just like fucking.

Yeah. I never, ever want to work out. Yeah. Actually, it's very, sometimes, maybe like one time in the month. Yeah. But I never want to work out. But once I start, I'm like, all right, I'm almost halfway done. And then once I'm over halfway done, but then I usually feel a little better.

afterwards. Yeah. Besides after yoga. Yoga, I kind of feel shitty afterwards. Really? Because you're sweating so much. You need to take a class. I sweat as much.

I'm sweating right now. Yeah. I sweat too much already. It is, it might be good for you then. Yoga's the hardest workout I've ever done. I gotta figure out how to stop sweating. I start sweating from my ass. Like, that's my first place where it starts.

You have always been self-conscious of your ass. I have. That is weird. Why is it? Why is it? No. I've tried, I've tried growing the hair out.

Have you ever Googled it? Yeah. Yeah. And people are just like, yeah, there's really nothing you can do. In fact, this one dude,

I, it was like a forum. And he was like, I can't believe I'm admitting this, but, you know, no one's going to know what's me. Every day before I go to work,

I fold pieces of toilet paper and I stick them in my ass crack. And I keep them there. I keep them there all day. And then I change it out when I go to the bathroom. Have you ever done anything like that? I've never done that. No, I've tried like different like lotions and stuff that are supposed to like take away.

What about baby powder? Tried that too. But like baby powder every morning. I mean, just like put it in your. I wish there was like fixed. Take a shower. There's got to be some sort of like laser. Take a shower.

Then you lay on your back on the ground. Put your heels over your legs. And then it's funny. Because I think Blake talks about how he's not self-conscious of it because he starts from his back. And he works outside shooting weddings in North Carolina heat. And so sometimes he's like, dude, my entire dress shirt, because he has to wear a dress shirt. My entire dress shirt is just black. And I'm like, that happens to me too.

I've never. I've never been a sweater. But when I do yoga, it's like I'm sweating just. as much as everyone else. We used to go to the gym and you wouldn't sweat. Yeah. It's like when I played basketball as a kid, I wouldn't sweat either. I would just get red.

That's so weird. It's like my body wouldn't get rid of anything. It was just... It's just trapped. Sitting right under my skin. I would just get red as fuck. My knees, people would always make fun of my knees. Even in rehab, people are making it...

The fucking people in rehab during rehab volleyball were just like, what the fuck's wrong with your knees? My knees just get all red. They're just skinny. They poke out. Oh shit. So I'm ready for summer. Why?

Beachpot? For my shorts. I thought I was going to get roasted on the, what's it called? The tailgate for wearing shorts. You might. I thought people were going to make fun of my kneecaps. I mean, it's live right now. So you might be getting roasted.

Well, it was over. I was watching a little bit before I got here. Dude, I thought I was about, I was so close to having a host all, all four segments of the fucking pre-show. Wait, what, there's the tailgate. Oh, the cod corner. The cod corner. And I was going to be the main guy on the...

Instead of hex. Instead of hex. Because he had business meetings all week. I was like, damn. And that shit is like... That shit's hard. Like, it kind of... Even like with the tailgate, like, you're pretty good at keeping things sort of flowing.

Yeah. But like, I don't think people realize how hard it. It is to like. Sometimes I was nervous when we started, I remember when we started this podcast. I was like, because this is the first podcast I'd ever done. And I was like, I wonder if we're ever just going to like. What's weird is.

Stop. Yeah, I know that like for the beginning or when we first started this podcast, I was sort of in the same boat. But maybe it was just, I feel like I think about it more now. then because I'm finally doing them off like Xanax did I feel like back then I like didn't give a fuck like I wouldn't care if it was like I had no idea you were even on Xanax no one did damn yeah people think I have like a why a crippling Addy addiction which I did but like well I definitely abused Adderall more than Xanax but I was always on Sanx but like I would

I wouldn't like care. I feel like back then I never really thought about it. Now I'm like I have to like deal with these anxieties. Yeah.

Like when we're recording just fucking thinking being like fuck they better not ask me to do the outro or like they better not ask me to intro. Oh shit.

I never even thought about that. You used to be one of the people that were like down for it. Like in the scuff house like doing like a smooth comp intro. I'd probably be on Xanax and just not really care. Damn. Damn.

But nowadays it's like having anxiety and then thinking about doing that, it's just like, shit just starts to multiply. So were you the kid whenever you, uh, whenever people would call in other people to read in class, you would be like nervous about it? It depends. It's so weird. I'm either like, I'm either fully like a clown and just like not giving a fuck. Or I'm like on the other side of like.

I was kind of the same. I was kind of the same. Like if I was comfortable, like, towards the end of rehab, like, I was, like, comfortable. But I would still get really nervous about just, like, speaking when everything's quiet. That's what I forget. It's kind of crazy that, like,

I wonder if teachers still do that. Because there was the kids that would get called on. And you would, you could sense the nervousness. Like, they would be reading like, like, they would be reading like that. Today, Junior. Yeah. Billy Madison.

Anyways. Yeah. You never seen Billy Madison? No, I didn't. I'm not a big movie. You never seen Billy Madison. It's one thing if you, like, saw it, but it's like, oh, it's been a while. But you've never seen it.

I know the references. Happy Gilmore. I know the references. You never seen. I think I saw, I think I saw Happy Gilmore. I think I saw Waterboy, but I don't know. There are only, I've seen segments of each. You got to watch Billy Madison.

Listen. Which one is that? Which one is that one about? When he goes back to school and, like, goes through every grade again. Yeah. And that's Adam Sandler, too? Mm-hmm. Dude, he ran, he ran comedy for a while.

Yeah. He has my favorite sense of humor. Yeah. Have you seen the one where he, uh, he is like a real, what is it? What is it? Click. No, no, not click. The one where he's like a serious, it's a serious role.

He's like a gangster or something or like a, uh, it like just came out I love it when I love it when comedy actors play in serious roles it's like one of my favorite things I gotta get more on the I don't know who else would be like that

but I just don't watch enough like movies or TV shows Have you ever seen Moneyball? No Moneyball is about like about baseball and about how like this one guy like instead of picking players based on how good they were he wrote like an algorithm about how to win and like picked players based off that and the nerdy guy that like wrote the algorithm

is Jonah Hill and he fucking what say that again the movie so the movie is about like I mean I'm butchering this but basically people wanted to like a board of like a like people like managers and stuff wanted to pick up players based on their skills and based on like how good they were and then there was this nerdy guy you say this was baseball yeah there's this nerdy guy that was like i actually know how to win but you have to pick up players that no one else wants and we can save money and also win because these guys know how to get on base instead of you know basically be even right and that the character or the actor who played that character was jonahill that actually does sound interesting it's super

But I want to know what the fuck algorithm. I wonder if imagine with esports. Dude, yeah. Like if someone could just like study the way everyone plays and they're like, hmm, the perfect team would be Doug Sensor Martin. It's like Doug Sensor Martin fucking formal. Then just I don't know. Whoever the fuck else is like a call duty player. But just to be able to that.

There probably is. I mean, that's kind of like how Toronto was. That's kind of how in Halo people were sort of kind of trying to figure out, like, just who plays good with who? Because, like, we dropped, we dropped Soviet for Clutch. Soviets, was known as, like, one of the most skilled players to ever play A-Lo. And we dropped him for Clutch, who was not known as one of the most skilled players in A-Lo. But, like, we dropped Soviet.

we pick up clutch and we're like way better it just makes no i mean it makes sense because like obviously soviet's doing like dumber plays his communication's not as good um but who would you say i saw this on twitter who would you say is the mount rushmore of halo ola roy ogre too and i guess lethal really damn it's hard because that it's it's in a cod mount mount mount mount mount Mount Muthmore. And a Mount Muthmore. A Call of Duty Mount Rushmore is really easy. Let me say.

Yeah. What mine would be. Okay. Call of Duty, Mount, I'm going to probably butcher this. I got scump and Ate shot. Okay, that's already wrong in my opinion. Wait, really? I mean, I'm talking about like skill-wise.

Not like what they did for the scene. Okay, so scomp. I'm trying to, let me think. Scump. Would Slasher be up there? No. I want to, I'm, I'm, I want to say like scump formal, but now, no.

Honestly, I can't even fucking. I mean, people would say, some people would say formal, but I think. I don't think formal should be up there. I think he started competing in like 2015, 16 or something. I think like 90% of people would say that it's Clay, Ian, Seth, and Damon. Yes. I think that would be. I forgot about those players.

Slasher. But for, for Halo, it's just such a rich history. history that you can't really. So you don't think people would argue with, I mean, you can't really. I mean, I guess skill wise, because if it's not skill wise, the nage shot's the first one up there. Yeah. I mean, it's just kind of like Walshy. How did Nade shot? Would you put Walshie up there if it's I saw some people throwing Walshie in there. But. I mean, for what he did. You just can't, because I look at it like, like if you look at the Mount Rushmore basketball, like you're going to have to take someone from like before the like a wilt chamberlain right and that's who i'm throwing in is like ogre too

yeah like he was the head dude for like five years until halo sort of got to it's like peak competitiveness and then jordan isola and then lebron is lethal and then roy is magic john but I feel like you because Ogre 2 in Walshys era it was like yeah they ran it for I guess the whole time they were sort of in it from like 2004

I think was like the first MLG event and they were pretty much winning all of them until like 2008-2009 but then that's sort of when I feel like the competition sort of level leveled up. Right. So I'm going to have to just take like,

O'Gertu is the old guy that was dominating. The goat. Yeah, because then he kept winning. Then Roy and Ola were like, like they came in early to like 2006, 2006, 2007. Do you know how long 2006 was? Like that was so long ago.

2006, 2007. And Ola is just still competing. Like, to put it in perspective, Jay Cole just released a song. and he said he was broke in 08. Me and Jay Cole were probably had the same amount of money at 08. That's actually crazy. And like that's when 09, I had more money than Jay Cole.

Actually, I don't know. Maybe. Well, I mean, it depends on when. But like take Ogre 2 from like the beginning area, Roy and Ola, or like when competition hit its peak, they were at the top. They were the best. And then lethal was just like the new guy who obviously has, just like has more skill and it's just like better yeah it's like LeBron yeah so then that makes

yeah was it on the uh yeah it was on the optic podcast where we had this talk with X yeah people and I didn't realize I was wearing the uh the Huntsman Chicago 23 shirt oh really really that's fucking funny people like the irony which is it's pretty fucking funny. I should have looked at the comments of that to see what people are saying. It's about what you think. These kids don't know what they're talking about. Yada, yada, yada. Yeah. But those kids are. I feel like when people think, when we're like just physically and just how the game is played now, LeBron is better. People think that we're trashing Jordan. And sometimes I do trash Jordan just for those people. Like I'll tweet out. Like if I'm like, yeah, LeBron won, then like, it's got magic and bird for two, then Jordan for three, maybe four.

But when I do that, that's legitimately trolling. But how this all started was basically basketball nowadays. Everyone is more skillful. It is a pretty dumb discussion. It is. It should be there's goats of different eras. Because, yeah, you like, everyone's always going to be better. Gordon was very obviously the goat of his era.

LeBron was very obviously the goat of this era. I mean, you can't even, there's no one else you can even say. Everyone just keeps getting better. I mean, people are, people are saying, like, comparing him to other people now, but, like, cool. He's, like, almost 52 years old. I'm talking about, like, when he was on, like, the heat and went back to the calves, do you remember, do you remember, like, SportsCenter going crazy when he was in high school? and like coming into the

Yeah, one of my friends had a picture of My friend was I wonder if they were the same age I don't know how old LeBron is But like I had a picture with LeBron While they were like both in high school or something That's so wild And this was like 20 years ago I'm seeing that that picture

It's crazy that like out of all the sport Out of all the like the sports Like the top athletes of our Like when we were kids there's like only two left and that's fucking Brady and LeBron like there's no one there's literally like no I mean actually doesn't our pool hole still play do you know who that is yeah I think he still plays I think he just got traded and he still plays like there are like I feel like Albert Pooleholz was like a vet when I was a kid I was he still fucking

I think I think I saw I could be lying bro when I was a kid everyone would talk about out Albert Pools Barry Bonds very Bonds was my favorite favorite fucking i didn't even actually Sammy Sosa was probably my favorite baseball player but i didn't really watch baseball sammy Sosa and then Barry Bonds Mark McGuire Mark McGuire remember Mark McGuire and bonds had that like helm run race really yeah because they were all in a real game or

no like one season or maybe it was all time but they were like everyone was like one of them is going to break the record and it ended up being bonds but dude I wonder how much steroids they took those years. And I wonder if it's still as bad. Because they crack down on it. But during those times, they just let them, like, Barry Bonds went from, like, skinny to, like, fucking jacked.

And it's weird. They do that just to, like, hit a ball once. Yeah. Like, it's not like it's football where it's, like, full contact all the time. True. Or anything else. It was just a swing of fucking bat. Dude, there's a 30 for 30 for that race.

And that's one I've always wanted to watch. A 30 much 30 for 30. It's like the documentary series that ESPN puts out. And they're really fucking good. Dude, you would love those. Of Mark versus Barry. Well, there's a whole bunch of different ones. But one of them, like if you go on ESPN Plus and you can see the little thumbnails of all the 30 for 30s, one of them is Mark McGuire and Barry Bond side by side with both their jerseys.

And I'm like, dude, I remember that. Like, I would like to know. but the Lance Armstrong one was really fucking good I feel like that one Is it like a Lance Armstrong verse? No, it's like a documentary Or it's just a documentary about certain times

About how he like was the first person To get fucking cancelled Because people found out He got canceled Remember those Livestrong? Yes Bro everyone had a fucking live strong one He was like the hero

He made these cool It's facts He was like a superhero It was like he had cancer beat cancer and now is winning the fucking races what are the tort of France I guess that is pretty cheap though

yeah but then he's fucking steroids for like endurance I feel like that has to help tremendously I mean was he winning before his cancer is winning before God cancer then started winning after was he taking steroids before yes they was always taking steroids

yeah well he goes through it he was like everyone in the top 50 they all they all take it. So it's like if you don't take it, it's not possible to win because it helps 3%. That's what he said. He's like,

it helps 3%, which doesn't sound like a lot. But the race is like 400 miles. So 3% every mile and like you're eventually going to fall behind everyone. He says it's like something like that.

I hate how people look at, people look at Adderall like it's steroids. And it's like, like how Armstrong said that everyone in the top 50s taking it. And so it's like if you're not taking it, you're like behind or you're at a disadvantage. I feel like that's what all these dog shit gamers think, not taking Adderall. But trust, that's not going to save you. Yeah.

Everyone who's fucking good got good and got to be a really good pro like without it. Yeah. It's not going to save you. It's definitely not. I wonder how intense. I wonder how intense Like what is it called Like

Like when it's like like a steroid It's called something Intense No no like what is the type of What is the type of drug Or it's like a steroid or something like Human growth hormone Like a

HGH Human growth hormone I don't know what the fuck I'm trying Somebody out there knows what I'm trying to say But I wonder how intense that is That we don't know about in like all professional sports. Like do you think LeBron is...

Like legally? Right. Do you think like LeBron and like Tom Brady? Like not taking steroids, but like they're on a little bit of like HGH or like testosterone? Like what so what Lance Armstrong did it was called juicing? No. I forgot what it was called. Doping.

It was called doping. And it's all IV. So he would put, he would pump like I'm going to bullshit and say, pure oxygen or something into his veins and like literally was through it was just blood work like it was constant blood work to make yourself more like endurance and that was like increase your endurance and that was what everyone got everyone in like so his roids for like dope different right that's what I'm saying like it wasn't like steroids it was like do NBA players get tested for that I don't know that's what I'm saying like dude

What if something about LeBron came out and that he's on roids and it gets canceled? Could happen. Do we got to start saying Jordan's number one then? Yeah. He's like 43 and still landing on his knees. Is he really 40? I don't know. He's like 39, 40, something like that.

Isn't he like 38 or somewhere? Yeah, probably like 38. But like I think Brady's 40 something. Brady's like 42. And he's playing. To be a fucking skinny white dude just dominating the NFL. Even though he doesn't have to do anything physical. It's crazy he like doesn't get hit though.

Yeah. He never runs. And I feel like he's probably been at a point so long in his career where like people respect him enough. Oh, the defensive linens? If you hit Brady, like you're canceled. Like the defense, all the defensive linemen that play against him grew up watching him. That's fucking crazy.

And like anytime he gets hit, he gets like, or if you hit him a little bit late. like it's automatically a penalty the refs don't fuck around the I think LeBron is I think LeBron is so like diva in his mind that like I think

this was like already open oh I wonder if they like filled it up I think LeBron's still like diva in his mind that he's going to play until what is this what is his oldest kid's name Brani

until Brani what if and they team bro that would be fucking nuts because brawny could be in the or NBA in like four years yeah like something like that that would be there's no way that's ever happened before

no a father and a son bro imagine and they win a championship if people still say Jordan's the goat after that well it's just like at some point at some point LeBron's going to play for so much longer than Jordan ever played it's because like

I think it's already at that level that he's played like a lot longer and people are like well yeah jordan can jordan even play that long i don't know i really don't i don't know much about any of it i just like bullshit and that is why you can't voice your opinion you don't know shit i don't really care what people say yeah i don't really either especially when as long as jacob's not coming at me i know i'm doing good because he no one knows about sports more than that fucking dude speaking of well this thing didn't really have to do with anything i was gonna try to connect these but everyone playing everyone that i see playing this i'm not trying to take shots at anyone this is kind of random but

everyone i see playing golf lately just like piss you off yeah pisses me off there's like a golf trend i'm swan i'm scrolling down like ticot and i'm seeing like i even saw the good good people that were like at the hq yeah like one of theirs videos just like popped up in my ticot and i'm like what the fuck it was literally him just um he had like a fake one of the you hit the ball into the yeah yeah and it was just one of those and it was him just swinging and it had like 1.8 million views i'm like is that where his dick was poking out no oh do you know what i'm talking about i think i dead ass think you watch the one where his dick was poking out that's why there's so many views oh heck showed me the video he was like one of the good good guys went viral look look

And I watched and I was like, did you just show me a golf swing? And he was like, look. And this dude's got a fucking meat cannon. Really? Like hanging out of his shorts? No. Like you can just see it through his shorts. It's very obvious he's not wearing underwear.

And so apparently he like trended. He like like a, he like trended because like girls started watching it. That was. And then like gay dudes started watching it. And so he went he like the TikTok blew up because apparently it trended on Grindr. That's what that's what heck. told me. Damn.

Is that the fucking, is that my next step? Golf without underwear? Probably. And just like, like act like I'm a serious like golf tic-tokker, just horrible form, everything.

But every swing I'm just fucking freeballing. I wonder if, I wonder if Twitch, do you think Twitch would ban you if you wore gray sweatpants without underwear and then just got up all the time? I don't know. Because that would be.

be I was I was thinking that would be the equivalent of these like hot tub streams well I was saying you know it would be sexist if they did something to you yeah that's what I was saying to my chat what if I got a kitty pool oh I mean hot tub and what if I wore like a man thong then like I think somebody's already done that the American dad guy do you know who that is the streamer he's pretty he's really funny did he get banned he like he wore a thong he like shaved his ass and everything, I think, unless he's just got a sparkling clean ass. If so, then... I was thinking, like, what if I did that, would I get in trouble?

I don't think so. But just like your fucking shit's just hanging. See everything. See the tip. See fucking everything. Every once in a while when I'm dancing on stream, I look over it at OBS and I'm like, oh. There's just some pants.

Some pants you can just see a little bit better than others. That's weird that. Well, gray sweats is an actual thing for girls. Yeah, it is. It's kind of strange. But it makes sense, I guess. Yeah, it does make sense. Do you ever catch yourself?

Where are you going with this? You ever see a guy in gray sweats and you're like, it is. Sometimes I'll do that. I don't want purposely peek, but if I just see their shit, swing. in. I'm like, I think I look every time. I got to look at everybody's. Just see what they're working with.

I get a little in high school. In high school, I stopped wearing boxers because of that. Like, you could, well, in high school, I don't know what it was like for you, but I would just get a boner all that's fucking time. If a girl

like touched my shoulder, it's like, you know, a boner. So I just, because boxers, it just fucking springs up. But if you wear like briefs, you can kind of like tuck it in there and it'll hide it a little bit yeah well I mean that's what I had to do I don't I never got I never got caught because I was I'm really good with the waistband effect I was like I was yeah I did all I'd have to do is that's that's the motion that you saw like if you're like oh is this stomach hurt no I'm back and it's boom it's fixed I remember I remember

on my bus driving back from school well even on the way to school 7.30 in the morning. Me, my friend and like these two other girls we'd sit at like the back of the bus sometimes they'd like sit on our lap or we'd like play with their titty.

And I would just get a fucking race. Sometimes they'd be like on my lap and it's like boom, there's my bus stop. I gotta get up. So I'm like pick up my backpack and I'm acting like I just like I'm picking it up and it's like I gotta go don't have time to put it on my back so I'm like walking out with a backpack in front of my fucking waste because I didn't learn about the waistband effect no one taught me I was a self-learner I was a self-taught wasteband these

these kids that like the the waistband trick the waistband trick it works it's funny how no one yeah you don't even like see that anywhere you just kind of figure it out right and if your junk is not big enough to reach the waistband, what you do is you pull your underwear down so that that waistband is under the regular waistband. If your junk can't reach your waistband, then that sucks. Yeah, but there is a fix for it. You pull your underwear down. Well, I learned that one. You had to apply that yourself. All right. Well, I think that's good for the flight cast. We started off with colonoscopy, we ended off with boners. It's a pretty solid day's work.

That is perfect for another weekly. Weekly. Episode of the Flycast. Thank you all from watching so very much. Shouts out to my man, Sticks with the hoodie. Hell yeah, sticks. Good job, Sticks.

You just dropped coffee all over the place. Do we have outro music?