The Flycast - Can We Name 100 Women? | The Flycast Ep. 197


Episode Date: June 29, 2026

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They're like, come on, you can't be losing. I don't think I have a good Zuma impression. I think you're nailing it. Keep going with it. Come on. Yeah, it's good. You can't be losing fucking, uh... There you go.

Oh, the word. You can't be losing passion already. He's only on, yeah, fucking, too. And he's, you losing passion already. Are you kidding me? I think you got better as time went on. I know, I had to find it. As time alone, you definitely got better.

I was really trying to, this fucking guy. I'm perfect now. Another episode of a podcast. episode. I don't really have a preference of whether I care or not. 1.97. We're three away.

Three away from do hondo. Three away from do hondo. Wait. What? I hear you. Okay. I can't do it unless I can hear you. I can't do the pod unless I can hear you.

Unless you can hear yourself. Can you, do you, when you streamed, do you hear yourself while you stream? Just barely. Do you remember stream? If I can remember far back enough The times where I used to stream Yes, it would like barely be in my ear Like I would hear just a little bit

I've put on your headset before Question to everyone listening All 200,000 of you Whenever you're gaming Or streaming Do you hear yourself in your headphones Because a lot of people at this point Actually maybe not a lot of people

but there's people get mixers and whatever they go xLRs and whatever the hell else and there's a setting to where do you want to hear yourself more hear yourself less or yourself not at all i like barely hearing myself hitch cranks it to where it's nothing you're just it's nothing but you well and everything else and everything else but it's like you're hearing you're so loud in your own headphones. I don't get, I don't understand. Like,

I remember, I think I've grabbed your controller once and, like, put on your headset and, like, tried to, like, talk to the viewers a little bit,

or maybe I was, like, playing while talking, and I was, I just, like, couldn't. I was like, there's, like,

I can't even, I couldn't even think because I was just hearing my own voice in your headset. Really? It helps me not, um, cut people off

or interrupt people while they're talking. Really? Yeah. see i don't care really yeah you might not have known that about me

but if someone else is talking and they have something to say it doesn't matter it's i make it a point to interrupt them okay okay okay and say what i feel and what i want and i make it about me okay at least that's what i've been told

i don't know if i believe it but i've been told that I'm going to have to work on that I don't know if you do it because you want it to be about you I think you just do it because you're just social unawareness and lack of

lack of social cues and not being able to read the room type thing but I don't think it's like a I don't think I'm not a dick yeah you're not a dick you're not like I'm just lacking social awareness

social cues right uh what else some anxiety some anxiety I really do have a thing yeah are you

team, let's get the comments engagement. Yeah. Hey guys. If you're listening on Spotify, click out. Are you

hear your own voice in your headphones or no? Or just a little bit like me. Are you like a? It's funny because I've always been I've always done it. Like even when I had tritons.

I've always been a low volume headphone person. Like we've had events. Like I probably have hearing damage. at events there would always be the Astro Mix Amps so where you just spin that knob That was the only thing you had to worry about No buttons to click

Right No ups and downs And this is linked to your Discord This you can talk to your friends With this slide Just one little knob One little knob So at MOG events

You go station to station Playing different teams Mine would always be like Here's the halfway Mark, mine would be at like 43%. Really? Other people's

would be at like 82. Yeah. Like most people's would be like swinging this way. And mine was always just low. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's like I'm just scared of loud noises. Maybe, maybe. But I don't know when it was,

when it was too loud, I just couldn't. Some people would crank. Do you think maybe if you had gone to 80% your placings would have been better? Let me interrupt you real quick. Okay. Comments. Are you a headphone cranker?

or mid volume, 50%, is it cranked all the way up? Is it loud as shit? Yeah. Like, do you crank? Anyways, what were you? Comments, are you cranking? Like, they can be cranking.

They've been leaving the comments below. They can be cranking right now. Someone, like, listening to us. Right here, right now is cranking it. Probably. I would say so. In every way. Do you think anyone's ever beat off?

Do you think anyone's ever beat off? with the flycast in the background. One billion percent. I've probably done that. Matt Craig's for a shirt on it. All the time. So do you think someone said... I wonder how many people have had sex.

Yeah. With us on the TV in the background. With us on the TV in the background. Leave a comment. Are you cranking it? Are you cranking? How loud are your headphones? and have you had sex with us in the back?

Have you seen everybody pissed about the, the Halo remake ring? I want your opinion. Normally I wouldn't care about. They remade the whole, the ring? They, they re-the-ring? They introduced, like, the halo. They introduced the new, the remastered main menu.

Okay. So can we, before you pull it up, Matt, can you pull up the original? the original main menu I think it's of the original Halo because I want this is from change the ring this is from a professional

halo he knows all about the lore of the campaign I've been playing Halo since like 2003 Nick knows all about the lore of the campaign he knows all about Cortana and the flood he knows all about the Spartans he knows who Master Chief is he knows everything there is to know about Halo

so this is the original wow that's a actually pretty mistlegged. I just get sad. You know how much peace I had at these times?

I wasn't thinking about anything else but just it was as a kid you're just flooded with dopamine. This is the new one? This is the new one. I'm not mad at this. Yeah, I'm not mad at it either.

I think it's kind of cool. Is there volume with it? There's my shit just low. It's the... I feel like I'm here. and something. I can like kind of hear it. I'm not mad at this.

People were upset about the scale because the planet, I guess, in the background looks way smaller than it does. I mean, I don't know. This might be an insane question as someone who played Halo for 20 years. What is the halo? Is the Halo world all going on in that halo ring? I don't feel bad answering this because I don't know. Or is that just their home base?

and then they fly off onto planets. Matt, Matt knows way more about the Halo Lord than all of us because he watched Luke the Notables, Halo Lord videos from before Luke the Notable popped off. Wasn't he on Optic for a second? Yeah. Whenever Infinite happened,

somebody hired Luke's... And he was like popping off, didn't he? No, he wasn't popping up. Well, he was doing very well on YouTube better than, you know, we don't have a lot of YouTubers on our squad. But I remember getting... being so pissed and I think I took it out on Luke

on accident I apologize to him years later but I was like they got Luke the Noble who even is this guy some Halo kid why is he gonna be on the on the squad and then and then he created the 100 days videos in Minecraft and got like I don't know like a billion views on YouTube and I was like

and now he's multi-millionaire and you're talking about Luke the Notable wondering why Halo exists in the first place. The rings were created as a galaxy-wide weapon of last resort to combat the flood, a parasitic, extra galactic alien species that infects and consumes all sentient life.

So the halo is a weapon. So, because when you, I can't really remember any of Halo except for the Halo 1. And like when you first land and, you know, you see the halo and you loot the little, the little ship that died or that once you get off the ship

I'm saying like once you get onto the planet you're not on the ring there are you Matt you're on the ring okay you're on the halo I don't fucking know I don't I played Halo 1 I played Halo 2

I played the campaigns for like Halo 1 80 80 I played the campaigns for ALA 1 Halo 2 and Halo 3 in ALA

reach but uh i do know that i don't really remember the the specifics the halo lore is like really in depth especially once you get to halo four and on it's like it gets really i think it gets weird i it's either halo or Pokemon that goes into like alternate realities i just remember playing it and like even the soldiers you're like that are beside you fighting and shit yeah that's just i used to be like we're in this together i used to try to keep them alive yeah like help him out like Oh, it was such a... Did you ever having... This is by far the worst

The Ring has ever looked full of comically over-designed greebles that make it seemingly... That make it a small... I'm telling you, just delete Twitter. Yeah, it's just Twitter, bro. I can't... It's...

It's not even that big of a fucking... You gotta remember... Twitter is nothing... I feel like Twitter is just nothing but people who felt invisible their whole life. And that now they know if they say some

hurtful, hateful um what's some other adjectives that's about all my brain hurtful hateful is good I think that covers it just anything negative that they can say that will

cause a reaction from someone they say it because they don't even know it they don't even know their own psychology or why they're spewing negativity but it's because it's making them they're now being seen oh I got notification

Oh, this guy validates me enough to where he's willing to respond to my negativity. I am now seeing. I think Halo campaign involved is doomed. I think it's due. It's going to be dead within two days. If you care about Twitter at all, it's doomed. Because they're already. Well, it's just no one cares about a campaign remake.

I mean, that is true. That's step one. Yeah. Then when you start, I mean, I'm going to play it. Yeah. When does it come out? No idea. I think it's like soonish.

I'm gonna play it. It's this year, right? I'm gonna definitely play it and do like a marathon. Yeah. July 28th, oh shit, pretty soon. Yeah, I'm gonna for sure. I wonder if it's, is it multiplayer? No.

I mean, the other ones kind of are. Split screen. Oh, wait, is four, wait, four player co-op online. Oh, shit. Maybe me and me APG I don't know Maybe we could do a I'd be down to do a marathon for it 100%

Yeah Maybe you get formal involved I think he'd be down Like four days straight of Halo 1 Actually it'd probably take maybe two days Two days To beat the whole game Or just like a day

Shouldn't take that long Just like an entire A day and then into the night It's a yeah It's a campaign from 2001 I forgot. Eldon ring skewed my brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Dude, apparently the new Eldon Ring? Yeah, 10 hours. Oh. Today's video is sponsored by World of Warships, and it's the U.S. 250th anniversary event, where you can battle throughout history. World of Warships is the ultimate free-to-play tactical naval combat game featuring iconic, historically inspired warships.

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people that say there's better stuff than elden ring i just don't know how it gets any better than Eldon Ring. This is just somebody talking over Eldon Ring gameplay, right? I just don't know how it gets any better

than Elden Ring. It doesn't. It doesn't. Like all this other stuff that people say are just them being nerds? Yeah, I mean, it's kind of like They're into like the nerdy.

You know how like Halo 3 is by far the best Halo ever made? And then you talk to someone like you and they're like, no, there's Halo 2. And it's like, well, there's not really big difference

between the two. Same thing. There's a difference between the two, but. I do think Halo 2 Do you what I mean? Was like a you, you just had to be there.

Right. And that's, that's dragon born. It's like, or dragon, dragon souls, Dark souls, one.

Yeah, I don't know if there is another Bluntborn is what I was thinking of. How did I get convinced to play Eldon Ring? And like do a marathon. I think it was a sub goal, right? I think it was a subgoal,

but I think a bunch of people, but I just had no idea what to expect. I was kind of like almost dreading it. I'm just, I can't get. Yeah. I just can't get into this stuff. That's why we planned, me and Atlas planned so many extras, extra thing. Because I was like, he might hate this.

But we were like, but we don't have to do all this extra stuff if he likes the game. And you were like addicted to the game. And then just first time, like 16 hour sesh, woke up another like 13 hours session. That shit was crazy. It was so fun. When you killed that little, that first guy and your hands were shaking like this. The literal first. boss yeah it was like the it was like 300 deaths in or something it was like a tree sentinel it was like

and those things are like mad easy oh the fat one yeah the fat thing that used to that would like jump up and you have to jump over it when you finally beat that guy I was like holy shit he's addicted he loves it yeah no I I fell in love with the game I think I'm gonna try to beat elden ring level one it's so hard yeah it's gonna be very hard I made it really far last time I tried And it was, I was only doing it for like a little bit of the time. Well, I say whenever you play that, or if you marathon that, you need to buy this new Chinese robot toilet. That way you don't have to leave your setup. It's a toilet that drives to your bed, lets you shit in it, then it drives away and cleans itself.

Did you already see this? No, but I saw a... all the this could be used in our next marathons a $13,000 toilet and then it just spews out your shit water okay but it's for mobility challenged people yeah you during a marathon or like you say you're on a sub train right are you going to go take that five minute shit and lose that sub-train and momentum? Or do you just... Or do you just pop up in?

Or do you have a robot? Just come right under your butt. You're still on stream. The cam can't see you. It just comes right under your street. They don't even know you're shitting on stream. Dude, that's so fucking gross. And then...

But the question is, does it wipe you? I bet you it's like a little... Like a bidet? Like a bidet? Do bidetes work? And is that not kind of bagay? What? Just water blasting in your asshole.

I don't think that's baguay. Also, is poop not splattering everywhere? No, it cleans it. I just know someone's eating food right now. It cleans it. I have a bidet. With their headphones cranked. Have you not ever used a bidet?

No. It's so, once you start. I'm king butt stuff. Once you start, using a bidet it's impossible to stop so do you have like a don't you have like a custom one

you bought off Amazon or something you just attach it to your toilet yeah that's what that's what oh yeah I don't have I've never had a standalone bidet dude you just have an attachment yeah the attachment but does it

I don't know how what's the water pressure like does it hit your literal anal hole yeah and sometimes I blast it if I were if I want to have a little more fun I dab to like dry off But there's no more poop

So there's nothing to wipe So you just Just to dry off Just dry off your whole Yeah Okay I'll have to look into it It helps with uh

It helps It helps It helps It helps Because there are times I gotta wipe like 10 times It just keeps Yeah

That's pretty much every time You need a bidet I have sticky shit maybe it's your diet maybe pretty gross man pretty gross maybe

let's name 100 women did we get any guys can we get some phone calls we'll go over the phone calls but I want to see how fast we can name so there's a new trend going on on Twitter is it Twitter or Twitch no idea it's actually been going on for a long time

there's a brand new that just started where people tried to name 100 women. Now, if there is Zendie one, that's going to fail at this. It is me. My favorite artist is Drake. I don't know if I could name 10 Drake songs. Like right now, under pressure, lights, camera action. I think we can do this.

I think we can do this. Name a hundred women? A hundred women. Do we start? Is this what the people want, This must, oh, they must have a Wikipedia article. So it must be notable. Yeah, it can't be like Sandy from high school.

Yeah, it can't be either of our moms or our grandmas. Yeah, okay. See, God. All right, let's do this. I'm telling you, this is. Let's do this. Let's do this. This is going to take 45 minutes.

Condoleezza Rice. I have no idea how to spell it. Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama. Hillary Clinton. Yeah, Hillary Clinton. Condoleezza Rice. I don't not.

Hey, Siri, how do you, oh, you got it? Serena Williams. Venus Williams. Oh, my God, that's how you spell Condoleza? So Venus Williams, Serena Williams. Sidney-S-N-A. I think it's E-N-A.

S-E-R-E. Okay. Venus Williams. Sydney-S-S-weeney. uh Sarah Jessica Parker Caitlin Clark Caitlin Clark What's the other one?

Angel Angel Reese Angel Reese Rachel Reese with the Caitlin Clark didn't work I think it's L YN right Is it? Oh it wasn't

Legend Um All right Azah Akira Oh we're going here Okay Azah Akira Matt knew how to spell that one

He's a An actress from the 70s. Oh, actress from the 70s. Let's do those. Matt, do how to spell that one. Let's go there. Mia. Mia Kalifa.

Mia Kalifa. Mia Kauva. I don't think that's. Mia Ham. We're just going to do Mias. Mia. What is it? Something Kovah.

Ashley Simpson. Mia Malkova. Yeah, mea. Malkova. Ashley Simpson, Jessica Simpson. Yes. Britney Spears. Yes.

Christina Aguilera. Yes. Pristina Aguilera. Shakira. Shakira. Beyonce. Beyonce. Solange.

Adele. Adele is good. Adele is good. Holy shit. That's only 20. Are you fucking kidding me? That's only 20. Courtney Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian. Okay, yes, yes. Courtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian. Chloe Kardashian. Chloe Kardashian. What's their other name? What's their second name? Jenner.

Bruce Jenner. No, wait. Well. Bruce Jenner. Caitlin Jenner? No. Chloe Kardashian. George, OK.

Who are the other Jenner's? It's Kylie Jenner. Kylie Jenner. And Kendall Jenner. Kendall Jenner, yes. And what's their mom's name? Chris. Chris Jenner.

What about Mary? Mary Poppins. I'm like Jesus' mom. Mary Poppins. What about and also Mary Poppins? I don't know. It has to be a real person, right? Yeah, it has to be real.

What about Mary had a little lamb? Okay, we should have to go different routes. We got to think like subjects. What about sports? I guess we've done Lisa Leslie? who's uh muhammad ali's daughter no idea Lisa Leslie should be there yeah Lisa Leslie

L-I-L-I-S-A-L-E-S-I-E right or S-L-L-I-E Lisa L-E-S-L-E-Y-L-E-Y L-E-E I think L-E-Y-Y-Y oh Trinity Rodman um

Oregon C-D up Alex Morgan Kate Upton Um Rachel Starr That's two R's in Star I think

I don't know There it is Um Okay So We're on sports right Sports is gonna be too hard Layla Ali

What about the What about the Like wrestlers I don't know any of them You don't know the wrestlers Like W, like, not WVE, like UFC. Can't remember her. Tanya Rouse.

Rhonda Rousey. Rhonda Rousey. Okay. We got to think of like. Actresses now? Yeah. Actresses is the wave. All right, let's do, um, uh,

Rihanna. Or go back to artists. No, she's, she's, she's, uh, actress. I'm trying to think of, I'm trying to think of, uh, Oceans 8. because it was a bunch of women. Who's the girl from friends? Rachel, no. See, I know their character's names.

Jennifer Anniston. Jennifer Anderson. And then the other one, I can't remember their names. I know Rachel. We're not even at 50. Rachel Monica, Phoebe. Bro, this is so bad. What's the girl from boy meets, try Topanga,

to see if that works? It's not going to work. It has to be a real. has to be someone's name. Oh, wait, but what is the I Carly girl? Selina Gomez. Selena Gomez. Taylor Swift.

Holly, wait. Holly Michaels. That's a politician, I think. Molly Santana. Molly Santana. That's good. That's a really good one. Cardi B.

Nikki Minaj. Snow the product. Snow the product, yes. Who is Jeffrey Epstein's girl? We took a route. Galane Maxwell. Galane Maxwell. Oh, who's the...

Who was the vice president? Or the... Who's the vice president last year? Last term. Karma... Carmen Electra? Carmen Electra? Who's the other?

Dated Tommy Lee. Big tits. Brittany Furland. I don't think that's who you were talking about, but it's still... The girl that made dated Tommy Lee, they had a sex tape. Yeah, I know who you're talking about. Patterson. Amillette...

Amelette... Amela... Amela Pamberdison. Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson. Brittany Griner. Brittany Griner. Oh, let's do streamers. Pokey Main?

Falky, right? Ray. Extra. Okay, this. Extra Emily. I don't think there's another. I think it's. V-A-L-K-Y.

Yeah. Extra Emily. Sina. Sina. C-I-N-N-N-A. C-I-N-N-A. Oh, it doesn't work. Do a Ruby Rose.

Okay. Lily Pichu. Okay. QD Cinderella QT like the two letters That should work I can't believe she's not on there

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How do you know this? It's like B-H. Babies B-A-B-I-E, I think. There it is. B-H-A-B-I-E. I feel like there was more streamers out there. There's definitely maybe more streamers, but more artists for sure. Like, Shakira, did we do that?

Yeah, we did Shakira. Paramore. What's her name? Do you know her name? It's Haley Williams. Who's the girl that dated Timothy Shalem? may zendaya who's the girl he's dating now zendaya no wait i'm thinking of i'm thinking of spider man oh he's dating kiley jenner yeah yeah um okay all right we're we're making some headway at this

point this is but this is when it slows down completely now we're making some headway so we did okay we're making some all right think of should you say Alex Morgan yeah i said Alex Morgan actresses uh merrill Streep. Let's go. Sandra Bullock. Start naming like Avengers girls. Okay.

Let's go. My God, what's her name? The guy, Scarlett Johansson. Amy Poehler. Amy Schumer. It's P-O-E-H, I think. Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer.

Um Who's that girl in the zombie movie With I'm right of the fucking names Dude It's like a troll Kind of funny zombie movie And a bunch of movies

Uh Um Oh Oh baby Oh baby We're at 62 Okay All right all right

All right let's go It's got to be a subject where we All right Let's go Skin Diamond Bro, who the fuck is Skin Diamond

One of my favorite actresses Let's go Sky Black Riley Reed Cherokee Cherokee D from the Drake song Wait was Riley Reed

Not a Riley reads for sure Up there Who was the girl that Mike from the Logan Paul podcast dated Lana Rhodes Lona Rhodes

Okay Oh, Sarah J. Ice Spice. Do Sarah J. S-A-R-A space J-A-J-A-J-A-Y, I think. What about Thames, T-E-M-S? Oh, yeah. Um, Mo-M-O-Boid, M-O-M-O-B-O-Y. There's a space.

B-O-Y-D. Is they like R&B's? R&B singers, soul singers. That's kind of a female. Aretha, Arita Franklin. Yeah. Whitney Houston. Yeah. Aretha.

Your-Rithra. Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston. Okay. Katie Perry. What's Trump's daughter's name? Tiana. Tiana.

Tiana Trump. It's T-E-A-A-A-A-A. N. Big politic guy. Yeah. But then he has a daughter. What's his daughter? Oh, that's not his daughter?

That's a different girl. Oh. Oh, my God. All right, we can do this. We can do this. We're at 72. This is fine. Singers.

This is completely fine. Dixie chicks. Do we know any of the name of any of them? I don't know any of the chicks. I don't know any of the dixie chicks. What about, Um, Nellie,

Pink. Pink. Nelly Furtado. He's to go, I want to be unstoppable. I got to be unstoppable. Hey, hey,

and on a lie. No idea. Okay. I don't know any. Anybody. Uh, April Ludgate's real name. I try to think of more artists like Rihanna,

Ice Spice, Party B. Megan the Stallion. Megan the Stallion? I don't think we have that. What's Young Thugs? Mariah the Scientist. Mariah the Scientist.

I don't know if YouTubers are on it. Like who? Michelle Fawn. No idea. I think it's P.H.O.N. Oh, shit. Jen Seltter. Jen Seltter.

Dude, I haven't heard that name since like... Summer Ray. Summeray. It's S-O-M-M-A-R, I think. That has to be one, though. Maybe R-A-E. What the fuck? I don't think, like, Instagram famous.

Who's the girl? Santana, Molly, fucking... The daughter of a country. country artist oh myly Cyrus yeah

yeah myly Cyrus okay we're almost at 80 are there any other like kids oh um um

Hillary Duff Raven Simone Raven Simone Olivia Olivia Rodrigo Angela who's the Adidas run DMC

what's their last name they have daughters Angela Simmons what the fuck I think that should be one Um Sabrina Carpenter What is Miss

Angela Simmons is one What's the kids What's the baby shark lady Miss Julie? Miss Julie Uh Hot girl dated Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie Angelina Jolie Hot girl dated Brad Pitt Fucking Angelina Jolie I think it's IE that's some crazy Hot girl dated Bradford

It's world famous Angelina Jolie Who's a hot girl In a movie with Paul Walker I had a crush on her The lesbians No she did like a swimming movie Super hot

Paul Walker was in it I have Bro I have absolutely no idea Oh what about Oprah Ellen DeGeneres Who else is on that like family show with the dreads Oprah Winfrey No black lady with dreads

Whoopi Goldberg Yeah yeah Oh shit Oprah Winfie, whoopo Goldberg Ellen DeGeneres I think that's yeah Goldberg Ellen DeGnerous Um

Kelly Clarkson American Idol winners I don't know any Just after Kelly Clarks I don't know any uh what about regis and kelly what's what's her last name kelly uh janet garcia annette garcia i always try to bring us away how it worked um okay all right

89 11 more baby 11 more let's go we don't have time what focus we're okay sorry sorry have no time it's counting up oh well i thought there was a certain time we have until Lock it Lock it Lock in Lock in Okay Sports

Is there a A hot tennis player There is one Some white girl Played Serena Venus Maria Sharapova

Yeah Good luck Sure Yes What about Abby Shapiro Is that Ben Shapiro's wife? i justine

what's her sister's name i remember jena jennah justine jennah justine what is i carly's name her name she was in um i carly

i don't know uh Miranda Miranda Amanda Amanda binds Amanda binds Amanda binds

Amanda Miranda Sings Wait who's the girl That's hanging out with like I should have been in there Is it the I Carly girl She's hanging out with like

She's been a David Dobricks Foggs Yeah it's her Is that that's the I Carly girl It's Miranda Causegrove That's her name Seven more Seven more

Seven more Seven I'm gonna go back I'm gonna go back to gaming because I feel like we did not tap into that potential. Are YouTubers. But I just don't know their names. Jenna Marbles.

Kenna Marbles. Such a good one. O-G. That's a good one. Oh, my God. I mean, how deep, try Shubble. S-H-U-B-B-L-E. Are there some foreign famous girls?

Yeah, there are. Carol G. Carol G. K-A-R-O-L. Carol G. What was a little dance emoji? Jude Rodriguez. Damn, that would have been crazy.

Let's go. Elizabeth Violet. Yeah, yeah. Tanna Moenjo. Who's the caller daddy, girl? I was just thinking that. I was literally just thinking that. Um, I don't know her name.

Alex, something. Alex Earl? I don't think that's her, though. Well, that's a person. That's an Instagram. Two more, two more. Two more. Two more. What is the vice president from last term?

What was her name? I can't remember her name. Um, wait, who's Prince Harry's wife? Megan Markle. Yes. Megan Markle? Duchess of sex. The Duchess of sex.

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Oh, these people, these, these. They didn't do it live. on a podcast with cameras looking at them and like no notes or pre-thought. They were Googling shit. You know they were Googling shit. Someone did a hundred and two minutes and two to sex. Yeah, they were Googling.

Like, you're a loser. Like, you didn't do, like, you're premeditating it. You played this a hundred times. Like, that's pathetic. Yeah. Good going. We win. Good going, Stellar Aspen.

Oh, man, that was. I hope you guys enjoyed that. No, people really love. I bet you, I bet you everyone that watched, like, was really into that. Like, I bet you, getting pissed off. I bet you they weren't upset or anything. I bet you they were like, oh, this is a joyous experience. Listen, we switch it up here on the flycast, man.

You got to remember, this ain't no. Okay, so Boston Breach plays Toronto this week. I wonder if the new update is going to play in the... Beans is really. So we need phase to lose first round. No, put this. do this new update dude i had no idea

the major was this weekend did you know that i knew that i had i kind of want to go to paris i think i think i fucked up not going to paris i think i'm regretting that i think so too i think you were staying because you were like trying to but i'm like locked in it's you know what do you mean by locked in the past two weeks i have ate out every single meal like you know what daltush did for five years oh meals um but it what daltuch did for five years you're doing that for the last two weeks.

Just ordering food, go in places to get food. Because when I started packing up stuff for moving, also something pissed me off. I saw a comment. I don't know if we saw a comment on here, but someone left the comment somewhere. And he was like,

Maniacs mentioned moving like four times. And I'm like, I've maybe mentioned it twice. Or it just says, Maynax just keeps mentioning moving. Like, we get it, bro. like he was like just talking shit and just real that one really got that one got that one got really got to me just like we fucking get it bro you scrolled past all the other hate comments yeah with all my other what else what there was another hate comment i think i sent it to you and i was and i was like this

one really got to me didn't i send it to you it's very possible very possible you sent it to me i woke up this morning to a text my phone's over there i woke up this morning to a text from nick that said, girls are just the female version of dudes, and that's kind of gay. If you really think about it, like think about, say, say I had a sister, I do have a half-sister, but say I had a sister my age, lived in here with, like, lived in Texas, kind of looks like me saying reddish hair, blah, blah, blah.

And say you dated her. You're kind of banging me. But it's just like she came out a little different. So it's only gay if they have a brother? It's just more weird if that person's your friend. Or if like if a sister, if a girl has a brother. Does Reagan have a brother? Yay.

Do they look alike? See, that's a cop-out. I guess, yeah, yeah. He thought he was like, I think they're twins. If a girl and a guy are twins, identical twins. And you get with the girl? And you get with the girl? Come on.

Just might as well tell us. Yeah. We'll support you. And that's okay. And that's okay. It's fine. We're not trying to judge it. We're just making an observation.

Yes. And to be fair, I completely agree with you. Completely agree with you. Yeah. Especially if you're. Does Alexis have a brother? No. So you guys are good.

We're good. Yeah. No siblings anywhere. We're good. Exactly. Just two lonely, lonely people. So you're either gay or lonely from your point of view. Listen, I don't make the rules.

I think you're making the rules as you go along. I think you're actually quite literally trying to make it the rules. No, that was just a random thought. What the hell does robot beggars have been spotted in the Chinese streets? What does that mean? What? A humanoid robot spotted in the Chinese sidewalk is going viral asking strangers for donations. Like if you can't get out there and beg yourself, that's got to be a joke, right?

It's got to just be a troll. It has to be a troll. I'm tired of this troll shit. I can't tell what's real on the internet and what's not anymore. I have no idea. It's gotten me. I'm officially unc yelling at the clouds. I think I am too.

Sometimes I'll see a, uh, like I saw a funny video and I think I sent it to someone I saw a video of like a dog wearing a clown mask and then the bigger dog seeing it and being like all spooked and like backed up and like ran

and like fell and tripped and I was like ah that's that's fucking hilarious and I think I sent it to someone and then I went back watched it again I was like and I clicked on the comments and everyone's just saying AI and I'm like I just unsent

and I think I think Bose might have sent me video one time and I was just like bro that's AI yeah and he was just like I don't think that he was just I think he just went like and then just like kept on going with his day I don't think he

so we do have Paris coming up this week I think this might be a tournament starts Thursday I think so I will be tuned in this this is the one that apparently sold 30,000 tickets compared to what do we usually sell like 10

actually like less than 10. So this is going to be insane. It's not out of the question that it's the biggest... I wonder if they'd still buy my ticket. No. No. It's not out of the question that this could be the biggest con event in history. That's what people are saying.

So what we need to happen, we need to hate watch the gentlemen's as much as possible because they need to lose as fast. Let's watch party. We need to lose... We need them to lose as fast and as quick... as possible. So when they are out...

Are we winners or losers? We're winners. Okay. All of the... All of the people that were going to be gentlemen's watchers now watch Optic.

All 30,000 of them. Is gentlemenemates good? Yeah. Yeah, they're pretty good. I don't know what... What's the top? Who's looking the best right now going into Paris?

Thieves us... Thieves us, gentlemenemates, phase, I think. It's still the same top four. Have you heard the rumor the street is Merck uh lost his passion

that's the rumor on the street rumor on the street is Merk has lost his passion because he's like gone negative in a few games oh yeah because he's not playing like a 1.8 like he is he's not putting up his usual 1.8 and he's going like a nag 9 like everyone else ever

has ever done and he's just completely lost it I think it was like a Zuma clip they're like come on You can't be losing I don't think I have a good Zoom on impression I think you're nailing it Keep going with it

Come on Yeah that's good You can't be losing Fucking fucking Uh There you know Uh Oh the word

You can't be losing Passion already He's only on Yeah fucking poo And he's You're losing passion already Are you kidding me I think you got better

As time went on I know I had to find it I was really trying to I was really trying to This fucking guy I'm perfect now This fucking guy

Merk Are you telling me You're on year two Of playing professional call of duty And you're losing passion Already I love that when you go When you get out of breath

It makes it better You're losing passion already I think if there's something I'm worse at in the world is worse at? Yeah, it's impersonating. It's, it's...

I think I am too. I'm, you know what? I'm actually probably the worst at is lying. Lying? We just did, have you seen one of those games where it's like three people

know the question, another person knows... Oh, imposter? Like, who's the imposter? We just did that, and I was the imposter twice. I'm like, why you...

Like, I hate this type of shit. Um, I don't know if I'm I want to, well, this won't come out to next Monday. So let's just assume that comes out before them. Okay. And plus, like, it's not like 50,000 people are watching this live on Spotify. 200,000.

But yeah, my question was like, what's the fastest you've ever drove in a car? And then my answer was like 155. And then their question, all three of them, and I'm with hacks, karma, and formal. Their question was, you drove a car a car, 150,000? one time? What the fuck? You should ask Bose the same question. 155?

It's not that bad. I drove 130 from Chicago to here. No stops. That's maybe one for gas. But yeah. What's the fastest you ever driven? 168. I guess I'm a little pussy.

You are a pussy driver. You always have been. Thanks. That and the Jeep couldn't get past 90. Yeah. But, uh,

so yeah, my answer was 155. And then their question was, how many push-ups could you do in a row in your prime? So formal said like 15. Karma said like 20. Hex said 40. You said 155.

And I said 155. And they just all looked at me and I was like, listen. Like we're talking, we're talking peak now. He was like, peak who's peak this this is your peak he was like doing 155 right now and i tried going like no but like like what cut is it non-stop or is it like because i've seen there's youtube videos that i used to do all the time where it's like people bang out push-ups but then they stay up at the top

but then they keep banging them out but then they rest at the top like you're you're trying to lie pretty well yeah and then form was just like you're so bad at lie then they just that i got knocked out then of course they did another one what was it so do you know that question after or do you have to guess the question? Yeah, after they give all of the The answers After everyone has their answer they flip it over You show your answer and then they're like all right

The original question was this And then you start trying to like lie What was the other one? Is What was that? How much the other was Oh what I read was

what time do you wake up in the morning like of course they make me lie twice what time do you wake up in the morning and I put I didn't like I kind of wanted to I don't know I put 9 a.m. And then the other answers are like anytime anytime 5 p.m.

And I'm like and then he's like okay so the question was what time's appropriate to drink a beer and I you could have got away with 9 a.m. Yeah, I was. I was like, guys, you got to remember it's like, it's summertime. Like, this is kind of what I do in the summer.

They were like, what time do you wake up? I was like 8.30. They were like shower beer. I was like, exactly. Like during the summer, pool day. That sounds good. Like, you can drink a beer. And then I was like, also, you got to remember.

And it's kind of fucked up. But my family has an addiction side. I hope it comes out before this podcast. But it actually was like, and it's kind of. fucked up that you guys are judging this right now you'll do anything to win but no I'm a horrible fucking liar I hate when they I feel like we would have been

I hate when they try to put me in those I wish I wish we would have been popping during Among Us but Optic was in a weird spot you were cracked out I feel like Among Us with our I would hate it watching among us gave me anxiety I still I wish I could find this royal two

clip I was like, God, that feeling is, like, that feeling that he had when he was trying to lie and just, like, stuttering and fucking up and sounding like an idiot. And everyone starts laughing at him. And he's just, like, you could just see. And I was like, God, I hate that that feeling right there is why I don't want to put. I was in a lobby with fucking Lupo, Jack, Jordan Fisher, Valkyray toast and, uh, Pokey Main. Yeah. Me, Blake George.

And I was like, and I was the imposter. And I wasn't even scared. about lying. I was scared about like how to kill people. Like how was I going to kill people and get away with it? I killed Dr. Lupo and they all saw me and I was like, they were like, really? You killed him in front of everyone? And I was like, dude. I don't know. This is why. I really wasn't sure how to play guys. I just don't really know. Like God, this guy making it so easy. Who is this random? And then Blake and Georgia just said they're like, All right, let's knock out some voicemails.

Yeah, that was so bad. I'd be like, dude, shut the fuck. Do we have any voice notes today? Yeah, it's time to, it's time. Someone's had to send it. Oh, for sure. There's got to be some good ones. Hell Trigger TV.

All right, so this segment of the Flycast is where in the description below, there will be a link for you to leave voicemails for Hitch and I. You can ask questions, whether it's some advice you need. Your girl broke up, which you, big job. coming up what to say. We can answer any in all things. So we're going to tap into a few voicemails. Let's see what the people got to say.

You know, I ain't here to boost no one's ego or Dick Router Glaze, but it's really crazy and cool to see how far you've come, Nick, being at the lowest at the optic house and, you know, me watching from 60-50 and me watching from way before that. And I'm 27, so I've been around or two. you know seeing everyone grow up and where you're at now in life Nick it's really cool to see you know you inspire a lot of people you inspire a lot of kids and that's fantastic and for you hitch you're going to be a great father thank you you know i got a two-year-old myself so

it's a blessing man thank you jordan all last you guys are doing you're trying to keep it up thank you so much jordan man thank you thank you guys it's uh o'n from the uk um just got a question for you um what you got Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games? Games or games, unlimited games, but no more games. Can you ask the question? Sorry. You've never heard this question?

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no video games? Or would you have, would you rather have unlimited games? I'd rather have unlimited games, but no bacon. That's not the question. You weren't listening to a question. What? Would you rather have unlimited games or unlimited bacon but no video games? Or would you rather have unlimited games but no games?

That's the question. Unlimited games but no games. Or would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games? Twizzlers keep the fun going. Yeah, I know. I just stopped whatever you were listening to to tell you that Twizzlers keep the fun going. Well, irony isn't my forte,

but twisty, chewy, yummy Twizzler sure is. So think of Twizzlers as a little pallet cleanser for whatever's queued up, which by the way should be coming very soon. Like any second now. Okay, Twizzlers, time to keep the fun going. Do you need me to repeat it? Would you rather... Would I rather have unlimited games?

Oh, no. Or would you rather have unlimited games but no games? Right. That doesn't make sense. No, you're not listening. Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games? Unlimited bacon. But no games.

But no games. I got no games to play. But I have unlimited bacon. Right. Or would you rather have limited games but no games? That doesn't make sense. What am I saying that's? Unlimited games.

Right. But no games. Right. So that's like saying would you rather have or would you rather have unlimited chocolate but no chocolate? I mean, yeah, kind of like that. That doesn't make sense. So which one would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games? I'd rather have unlimited.

I'd rather have none of that. Oh, you'd rather have unlimited games, but no... Double it and pass it to the next person. All right, fine. Sorry, Owen. I tried. I tried, man.

I tried. Yo, what's good, Neack? Keep up the blogs, bro. You're killing that shit. What's good, Hitch? Congrats on the baby, big daddy. You're going to be an amazing father. Thank you.

I got a quick, would you rather question for you guys. Would you rather dip your nuts in boiling water for one minute? One minute. Or So no more nuts Eat each other's shit For a million dollars each Stop

Thank you Space Buddy Dave I'm gonna have to go with Eating each other's shit For a million dollars each Instead of just Boiling my fucking nuts off Yeah I guess we're gonna have to

Be shit eaters What are you what are you gonna eat What are you gonna eat before Dude stop You give me your shit. This is so gross. Just think, we got to do this tomorrow. A million on the line.

Are you going to make it easy for me? Are you going to make it hard? What would be easier and what would be harder? I'm saying, say tomorrow, meet here at this time. So I only eat carrots tomorrow? Yeah, that would be nice. All right. Then I'll do that for you.

I'll only eat carrots. But then what if I show up? And you've had three double cheeseburgers, jalapeno style? Went to five guys. I'd be pissed at you. but you get a million dollars you'd be pissed about eating that shit you would give me some of yours

I would get a million and a half you would get 500 grand because if I only ate carrots and you ate jalapeno style how much would you be willing to get paid for me to shit how much what it costs for me to shit on a burger bun

bro a literal knee act shit sandwich I can't listen to this. And you have to eat it all. Bro, it would have to be like a billion dollars. Not a billion. It would have to be. Five million.

No. Ten million. No. You're not eating a Niac shit sandwich for 10 million. No. I am. That's fine. I'd eat a hit shit sandwich.

That's so disgusting. Matt, are you eating a Niac shit sandwich for 10 mil? Dude, do people know I, that's how I got my 10 mil? Oh, that's a good. No. Did, yeah, sure. Yeah. 10 mil?

You sure. I got to start getting oil money. It would have to be 100 mil. It would have to be 100 minimum. 100 minimum. Like, that's bare. And I'm still thinking about it. A hundred mil just to eat my shit sandwich?

If you said, if you said, would you do it for 100 million? And I was like, yeah, sure. And then you put the shit sandwich in front of me. I'd still be like, I don't know if I can do it. All right. Let's get one more. I'll make it short and sweet. I don't need maniac freaking out on the point.

pod again. There we go, Jordan. 44 seconds. So, question for y'all would be, back of the day, OptiCouse, contact house, 60-50, you know, any of them. You know, you guys had a bunch of challenges. My favorite with a Brisk Monti challenges. 20 seconds in.

Those are the question. I don't think anything can top those. Now, what was your guys' favorite segment ideas, whatever you want to call them? You know, Bricks Monti or, you know, the, would you smash video that Bose and NIAC had. Just anything like that. What was your favorite content video that you guys posted in, you know, since you've really joined Optic.

Fuck you, Neack. Okay. He fucking said that and his hangs up. My favorite, you know, I'd almost want to say smooth con, but it really wasn't. My favorites were like when there would be like four of a, unless I'm like not thinking or something, but like four of us. But like four of us on a couch and we're doing like a would you rather or a I remember I did a Q&A with scump and it was one of my favorite videos ever. Just did a Q&A with Scump and the Jeep.

Like he held the camera and I just read off questions from Twitter. And it just, it was just so funny. Anytime it was just like a regular, not pre. Trivias were actually, I like trivias a lot when Hitch did them. When Hitch did the Trivias, the trivia is very good. But yeah, mine were always just like, yo, let me borrow you all for 15 minutes. It could be whoever, whatever combination of people.

And then eventually, like, a lot of times in the videos, you just end up laughing and someone's being stupid. Those were always, I think, my favorite. Unless I'm, like, forgetting something. I always like the Trivias. I like producing the Trivias. They were a lot of fun. Dude, I'm so gagging internally from the...

the shit sandwiches. All right, we got one more. Engine Ed. Yo, what up? Fly boys. You know what I'm talking about? Hey, I just have a question for Nick. Can you please go into crazy detail

on the story about how you got robbed by the chicks at the ATM? Thank you. I think you've already gone into detail for this story. I've gone. I'm not going to go into detail, but just for the sake. Just use it as advice for other people that might get robbed.

Okay. Well, put it this way. Do not go to Bourbon Street in New Orleans. New Orleans. Do not go into Bourbon Street in New Orleans at about 1 a.m. Right. Don't be walking up and down. Spot a girl walking alone.

I didn't even say anything. A friend of mine went up to him. It was like, hey, my friend, it's his birthday. You should give him a kiss. And so, like, ended up talking. to some random girl that was just walking up and down by herself. Weird. Then I meet her and her friend.

Go with her. I'm thinking I'm about to have a great night with two girls. Go to the ATM. She's all on me. They're looking at your pin code for your debit card. Go into the hotel. Nothing really happens. They randomly leave the hotel.

Spot them in the hallway. Start screaming at them. They left. I come back. My money's missing. My debit card's missing. 500 is taken out of my bank within five minutes. Um, more of the story, listen, they're not there to hook up with you.

They're roaming the streets. They're trying to find drunk dudes that they can take advantage of. And then they were out the next night. And then the sickest part about it all, they were out the next night. I should have, like, tried to press charges or something, but I don't know if, I don't know if that would have. Should have punched them. I probably shouldn't have done that. Yeah, maybe not.

That is what I wanted to do, though. for the first time in a long time I've had this fucking rage $500 But yeah Don't do that I did it So you don't got to go through it

That's true No Neac did that So hopefully you wouldn't have to go through that The JZ bar All right I think that's gonna do it for the flycass Thank you all for your questions Keep sending them in

We have you know We get them all Every episode We'll try to go through a few Any questions you have Advice you need We're here to save the day. But yeah, that's going to do it.

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