The Flycast - CBD & Girls DM's - Ep. 27

Episode Date: May 3, 2019

CBD & Girls DM's - Ep. 27 by The Flycast

As we do this, we just... This is disgusting. Yeah, we just... This is not how we want to start off our first sponsorship here. Dude, I literally said, don't... I literally said to you before we go in, I was like, we're just going to talk and then we'll talk about the sponsorship. Don't... Make sure it's not the first thing we talk about.

Oh. That's what I meant by that. Yeah, yeah. I don't think it didn't register, obviously. I didn't register. I just forgot about everything within those fucking cars. cartwheels. You did the cartwheels and immediately started seeing stars is what you're talking about.

I haven't seen stars like that in a while. Like whatever you fucking, what is it? Like a lack of, I don't know. I was going to say lack of blood. G force. I don't know. You aren't getting anywhere with that. G force and video?

It's something like that. It's like it has to do with. What the force, the velocity of which your head moved? How fast your head moves or something. that car wheel is something that car wheel hit different i haven't done a car wheel and fucking forever i got up from that shit and was fucking seeing stars flycast episode 27 i believe bro we're almost hitting 100 how many wait how many episodes would we have last year uh three four

something like wait oh okay wait how many in 20 we should figure out how many we should figure out how many How many did we do in 2017? How many did we do in 2018? Yeah, we really should. I think we're like maybe already caught up to that in May. Well, especially since we've got, I feel like we're getting better. Yeah. We have to now.

We've signed paperwork. Oh, but you. Yeah, I've signed paperwork. So I will drag you by your hair. To do. To do flycasts. Well, also flycasses back up on soundclays. and iTunes.

Nice. Did you get enough people in your stream or something better? I had enough people asking for it. You should put it on iTunes. Dude, as soon as I put up the other ones, it had like, so I put up the last three, I lost the, I lost the recordings for the other ones. So if you want to watch episode 17 through 22, you got to watch it on YouTube. But for the other ones, they wanted that bad.

They'll do it. For the other ones, I put it up on SoundCloud and it had like, it had like 1,500 plays in like 24 hours. Really? Yeah. So I was like, damn. Like,

those people that really want to listen to us talk. Yeah. While they're actually doing something. The last flight cast got 40K views. I mean, that's what it usually gets, right? Somewhere,

I mean, sometimes it gets like 28. It's like, if someone asks me what we get, I'd be like 30 to 40K per video. If it hits 30, I'm like happy. I feel like they all hit 30.

Yeah, I think so. I'm always happy. Oh. You said it like in fucking like, Sometimes you're a little disappointed. No, I don't really. I mean, there's videos I upload.

Well, Flycast gets consistent views. Literally the same people watch it every single time. Hell yeah. Literally, I think since we started doing the podcast, it's gotten the same views every fucking time. The first one we did, hit 100. Did really well. Oh, really?

And then the second one we did, Syndicate tweeted it out. So it also hit 100. And then ever since then I think the one we did the one about the black Ever since then people just start getting jealous And see Like it's like when a fat person goes to the gym You're like yeah like fuck it

And then they start getting bigger and char and more shredded than You're like cheeseburger? Yeah McDonald's did you want? You start hating on them That's how you are with me So don't start What?

What? I have started Gym I literally I kitchen gym all the time. I really do. What do you do in the kitchen room? You said you did legs and I was very super.

Yeah, I imagine you're going into the kitchen gym. Pop pop. If you guys don't know what the kitchen gym is at the OptiCouse, we have a old guard house. We have a kitchen gym, a. A.k.a. A bench that no one uses. Yes. A bike that no one uses.

But we have weights, dumbbells that are adjustable weights. and that's all people touch. Yeah, so I do these and then I do the triceps. Triceps. And then I do lunges. That's what I... I was very surprised at the lunges. Yeah, so I do like 30.

Mike said do 30 lunges a day. So I do 30 lunges every other day. Every two or three weeks. Once a week. Dude, it's hard. Lunges ain't no joke. Yeah, no, they're not. And I used to do them, I used to do them like,

In soccer, you do lunges and you would walk forward. So, like, we would walk like 10-yard lunges. If I do lunges, I don't like fucking. Backpedaling? Yeah. It's weird. It's like a whole, I've never done that. Yeah, I don't like that.

You should just go out back with them and do the regular. Yeah, you're right. I really should. But I usually work out, it's, I work out at either like four in the afternoon or like 3.30 in the morning. Those are the two times. What? Were you up this morning?

at like 5 a.m. Yeah. Wait. How were you? Were you up? Yeah. I ended my stream at like 2.30 in the morning and I was still like wired from it. So I fucking ended up ordering Denny's at like 4.45 a year.

Yeah. I fell asleep. I heard you just like making a racket. Well, not really. But like I heard you come up and down the steps like a couple of times up and down the hall a few times. Oh, well, Aaron was up too. Oh, really? So it could have been Aaron.

Yeah. I woke up, I went to bed randomly at like 5 p.m. on accident. And I was like, I'm going to take a quick nap. Woke up at 2 a.m. So then I was like, shit, what I have to do now? Oh, shit. So then I finished up. Wait, what times do you fall asleep?

5 p.m. And woke up at 2 a.m. Yeah. I kind of thought I was like, he probably like just woke up. Yeah. So then I went downstairs. I finished up my Team Summertime LLC paperwork stuff. So Team of Summertime is now an LLC.

Nice. I don't know what that means. I guess an official company. Yeah, this is an official company now, but I don't know. I still have to, like, open a bank account in it and all this stuff to make it, like, legit.

But it's kind of cool. Dude, I... TST LLC. Do you know what I cringe at? What? Business. Same. Not really.

Why? I don't know. It's just like, I don't know. I, uh, whenever, I think whenever people talk about money and business, I'm just like, I have zero, I want to say zero drive. I actually just bought a book about money

because I'm a fucking idiot with money. I'm really bad, but you're really, really bad. Yeah. So I wouldn't say I have no drive in that ad. Like I don't want to live in the forest with fucking, one set of clothes. Yeah, but. I get you.

I don't, I don't, I don't, I've said this before, I just don't value the dollar bill enough, I guess. And I don't have a drive. I definitely have a drive sort of to get money, but at the same time, not really. Like I just don't, you know, there's just some people like that just want to be businessmen and like entrepreneurs. And, like, you can tell they have a genuine drive to do that and like be successful in that. business stuff. Yeah. And that aspect of life.

I just like don't. I don't either. I'm like 100% creative. That's it. Yeah. Like whenever I, like whenever I'm talking with Blake or George, even when it comes down to designing apparel, like,

even though that's still creative, that's like technically the business side of TST right now because we're working to like do like drops and stuff. And Blake, Blake and George gets so annoyed with me because they're like, okay, These are our four options. And I like, I literally said, I like them all equally.

I don't care. You guys choose. They're like, you're so annoying. And I was like, but I don't want to do any. I don't care about that. Like, I want to, I want to promote it and I want to make sure it looks good. But like, you want to make it look good and be like TST. But as far as like, how much, how many, how many of these are we going to make?

How many of these are we going to sell? Should we promote this one more? Yeah. Shit like that. I'm just like, I mean, you guys can figure it out. Dude. It was like a, I need, you need to be my manager or something. Or I just need someone to literally do that.

Because I feel like on that side of things, I don't, I hardly make like any money. Yeah. Like the business side of things or something. And I need. There's a market out there, man. Yeah, I know there is. And there's been one. There's been one.

That's the, that's what hurts the most. Yeah. There's been one. We haven't had a teacher for that. It hasn't been until recently where I've learned about it. Yeah. Because I always just assumed, not like assumed, because I never really gave any thought to it,

but like if you have any sort of following, there are people out there that want to work with you. It's definitely blossomed fucking a shit ton in the past like two years. Yeah, definitely. Because I remember when I first joined Optic, like literally all it was was make YouTube videos and maybe stream. Right. and that was like the own like I wouldn't say the only but like I guess at the time under optic it was like no one went for like no one tried to get their own sponsors or anything because it would either like conflict with something with optic or just like it just wasn't even I guess in our thoughts to do that that's the biggest thing is that nobody I feel like when you're under it it's not in purpose in optics case but

when you're under a company, like under a team, nobody's going to teach you that. Like, nobody's going to teach you to throw out. Because they don't really want you to. Yeah. Like, or the next thing you know, you're encouraging.

Right. And just fucking doing everything. Like, you don't need you. You don't need anything. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.

So that's what happened with Jack is Jack was getting his own shit. And then they were, and then it was like, damn. And as soon as Jack started getting his own stuff, and then I started meeting other. creators that were getting their own stuff I was like dude what like yeah I'd ask people like what are you doing they're like we go to companies we don't wait for

companies come to us we don't wait for companies to go through an agency we we go straight to them yeah I was like damn I could do that shit so that's something I've I may have like emailed companies like a few years ago or something really yeah but I don't think it was I wasn't I don't know pop in or something back then. Yeah. I don't know. I'd never fucking really

went after shit. Yeah. Yeah. No, I definitely could help you as long as I can. No, just be that.

Okay. Like my other half. We'll do 50-50. It could maybe work something out. Because I just, I don't know. Maybe I should fucking. I'll get you a team summertime

email address. Maniac at team summertime.com. At BTH? I mean, here we go. This is when the business. Businesses fucking clash. Some of it's fun.

I'm not going to lie. Some of it's fun. Definitely getting your own domain. Blake and George get here tomorrow. So we're going to build. It would just be fun not having to answer to anyone. Yeah. Ever.

That's, yeah, I like that. I think that's the goal, everyone's goal. That is everyone's the goal. So Blake and George get here tomorrow. So we're going to build out the TST website. Build the Shopify. and everything and work on the drop. And then after that, I'm down to help you with whatever you need.

Yeah, I don't know if I can have you, though. Why? Because you're, like, doing your own shit. I need a loser who could just... No. So if any losers are out there. I need someone who doesn't have anything going on. And they're just like, maniac.

I can dedicate my life to yours. There would be some... I think there's some people that are... Al the prophet. There's people that, dude. Al, I know you're listening. You're not just called Al a loser. Okay, I take the loser part back.

I was probably sitting there like, no, I'm a loser. I saw Al replied Anita's underboob pick. Really? He went. What it knows? I was like, come on, Al. That's funny. I was about to say some dumb shit to it. You see what I said to her?

I said, it looks like you're not wearing a bra. If you want a bra, use code TST at two pair of thieves for 50s. It's funny. It's fucking funny. Yeah, it was just probably going to say something inappropriate. Yeah,

of course you are. Because also, no, my mom, that's not, that's a Swiss subject. Shout out to Nina. Yeah,

that's a good friend of ours. All right, so yeah, obviously we've got our first ever Flycast sponsorship, just CBD, and I just brought the gummies, but they have everything,

man. No, not yet. They sent me... You're bad at this. They sent me two gummies and then two pre-rolls. Oh, really? Yeah. Those are at the...

But we can't... I asked Hex if we can do it in here, but he didn't want the... I feel like this... I feel like this... Just literally right above us is a fucking smoke alarm. Fire alarm right above. So yeah, just CBD is a CBD company.

Obviously, they sell a lot of cool stuff. And they do work with... with online influencers here. If you guys are listening on iTunes or SoundCloud, we have the blue raspberry rings and the sour, the sour gummy worms. Open up to sour worms, man. Huh?

Open up to sour worms. Let me know how they taste. Once again, just CBD. Why? Because it's just CBD. It's perfectly legal here, especially in Texas. Texas is strict as fog with actual weed.

With weed and stuff, yeah. So they have, they have bath bombs. They have gummies, dried fruit. Let me just, they have pre-rolls. See, I don't know if these hit like, not that I've ever had weed gummies, but I don't know if these hit like weed gummies.

I don't know if I've ever had weed gummies. I have. They have pain cream. They have vape juice. Literally everything that you would need when it comes to CBD, just CBD has. And they're very, very nice people.

Love working with online influencers, which is awesome because we are online influencers. It all makes sense. Are they good? Yeah. These tastes literally just like gummies. Really? I will say if you're like me and you get a little paranoid with the other stuff.

CBD definitely. Y'all might have seen it in my vlog or something, but I was showing some CBD. But CBD hits. It gives me the... I want to say relaxed, but I don't know if I want to say relaxed. I'm trying to think of a new word that I could use to describe CBD.

Calming? Yeah, maybe calming. Sort of a calming sensation. Sinful, blissful? Like, if you smoke weed sometimes, you just kind of want to... I think a lot of people just down to lay in their bed or fucking, like, they get tired.

Right. And this kind of gives you, it gives you all that without the psychedelic, not psychedelic, psychoactive fucking feeling or whatever. Yeah, that can make you paranoid and shit like that. So yeah, it's the first time I've ever had it. I'm wondering how these gummies are going to hit, because gummies can hit different sometimes. Yeah. I mean, like I said, I've already finished half of the, half of the blue rings.

And it's, I mean, it just makes me. Wait, have you been eating that on stream? Or like, just. just what sucks it and it just looks good it looks good it looks like

it sucks because they taste good so it's like that did nothing but tease me but I don't know if I want to keep eating it

and then just be yeah it definitely I mean it kind of definitely chills you out to the point where you feel tired but I

I actually I don't know what it is lately I tweeted about it a few a few days ago it's not like a it's not

it's not it's not like an anxiety. It's not anxiety attack. It's not like I'm feeling anxiety, but I do get like a little anxious every once in a while. And it's been happening for like two months. I don't want to, I don't want the flycast to turn into a mental health again. But like the 27th episode straight. Right. But it's not, it's nothing like what we've talked about before because it's been happening to me. And I feel like now that I'm noticing it, I, it happens more. And it, I can feel it. I can feel it coming. and it's like my heart rate just,

I feel like my heart is beating a little bit faster and I like constantly have to take deep breaths. So I tweeted about it and I was like, I was like, I'm not, it's not like, but as soon as I tweeted like I'm having, I'm being a little anxious lately and I don't know what to do to fix it. Everyone's just like, oh, well, I have panic attacks too

or I have anxiety too. And I'm like, it's not, it's not what I'm saying. Like I'm not saying I have panic attacks. Like that I would go to the doctor if I had panic attacks. because those are like terrifying. But I just feel like I can't ever like catch my,

I feel like I can't catch my breath sometimes. Really? Yeah. I can't catch my breath. Do you ever do like overthinking techniques? Yeah, I start doing them. Do you have like a specific one you do? Oh, no, I just, I just super focus on my breathing and kind of close my eyes.

If I'm able to lay down, I kind of lay down for a little bit. One that I just always remember is it's, I don't know. what it's called like the the four by four by four you breathe in you breathe in for four seconds like slowly hold it for four seconds and release it four seconds and then just do that four times that's actually and then but four by four by four by four by four by four by four by four by four oh I wish I could do that that might be it you actually can't breathe yeah maybe that's the reason you feel like you can't breathe. But this was before these came in and a lot of people were saying like, you know, if you

have any CBD, people were saying CBD oil or CBD. People were saying that from my fucking arthritis in my neck. Were they? I'll have to try it out or something. But I haven't had, I haven't felt, I haven't had one of those anxious little spells yet since. Plus, I just feel, I still have one of those pre-rolls left. But if I was anxious, I'm just like, I've got to go eat some gummy ones.

words like that just feels like a weird thing really maybe that is the i don't know i haven't tried it yet i'll see if i do feel a little anxious i'll come back and uh give you or like let you know how it i don't know yeah i might have to see about the gummies um yeah i i i because i know well the CBD gummies i know real weed gummies you eat like two of those gummy worms you're fucking gone oh yeah yeah so i don't know it's nothing like that yeah we'll see i literally i ate one a little bit of going. I ate three of these. And you're good. Yeah. I just, I was, I mean, it's because it doesn't, yeah.

It doesn't like fuck with you. Right. You just feel like a little bit, I guess more relaxed. I definitely felt, I definitely felt relaxed, but that was pretty much it. But yeah, finally. After two years, three years. It only took one email. Three years. We waited and waited for people to email us. And it took the, the, the, the, the, the genius idea of someone telling me. Of reaching out to someone. Hey, you know you can go to other people.

God forbid these companies don't just come to you. We have to put in a little bit of effort. But thank you so much, Just CBD. You are the first ever Flycast sponsorship. Yeah, shout up. That's a big milestone here on the flycast. The first sponsor. We've been saying this.

Have we been saying shit about sponsors since the first episode? No, definitely not the first episode. It wasn't until we started. And it wasn't until we saw other people doing reads, but we were like, holy shit, we could do that. And I think we were almost like trolling, but low-key. Yeah, but a couple people sent us stuff. There's a Flycast email out there somewhere.

The thing with us, I think, I would like to think at least, like say we only get 30 to like 40-something K views per flycast. but I think our influence is like a nice percentage. Yeah. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, a good percentage of our viewers are excited. Yeah, sort of like excited and like somewhat influenced by like what we say. I feel like there's there's podcasts out there that or just anything out there.

There'll be like 200,000 views, but they don't really. They're just pure entertainment. Yeah. That's what, I mean, I think that's what's cool about online influencers. It's like it's not like. Like, views don't actually fucking. Right. It's like it's, it's not like it's Kendall Jenner talking about Haynes on TV.

It's like, if David Dobrick sits down and it's like, here's seat geek, here's why I use seatkeek. And they help me out by making my videos better because I gave my friend a car. And it's like, for us, it's like we. I've been looking for a sponsorship forever. Here's our sponsorship. Here's all the cool things about it. We've been waiting for this forever. I hope you guys are as excited as we are.

And everybody else is probably like, they finally got one. You know what I mean? It's not like, it's not like, oh, God, here's an ad. It's more of like, yes, they finally got. And I feel like that's how people are. That's kind of Joe Rogan's

first sponsor was the fleshlight. Yeah, you told me about that. And I was like, that shit like, like that's such a good. Right. thing for them for like his community yeah because you know his community is just a whole bunch of like probably horny ass men or like actually and like jo rogan and all of his a lot of his guests especially back then were just like funny ass people and so like the flashlight literally

just was perfect for them right there's a lot of like whatever uh um i've been it would have been perfect to have some smoke or to smoke some on this yeah that would have been perfect i was excited about it x-fucks us over again hexfucks us over us again he gave us a place to record the flag cast never have to literally in the middle of his fucking studio these are his chairs that's his backdrop but fuck him man always one day will one day he'll learn you know he's listening he's listening if y'all don't know Hex watches every single. He's the biggest fly cast fan. Hex and Snakebite.

They're the biggest flycass. Wait, Snakebite's a... I'm sure if Snakebite watches or... Or he used to watch... I know he used to watch every episode. Yeah. He probably does. He probably still watch it. I hope he does. He probably just is hearing this right now if he's listening.

Yeah. It's just like, smiling. Doing this. Dude, I love... I love shaking his head. I love mentioning people whenever podcasting. Just hoping they're watching.

Yeah. One of my, because you know, like, they're just listening. And they literally, like Snakebite's name just came out of nowhere.

Just nowhere. Just nowhere. Like, what the fuck? I feel like Snakebite. If Snakebite knew how much I'd talk about him, he'd be weirded out. Probably.

I love that guy. He's like one of the, he's like, because I feel like PJ and TJ are two and mixed well. There's the three people that were in the scuff house that are kind of like no longer in my life anymore. Like. But they'll have a little special place in your heart.

Yeah, but I was friends with them. Like, there's a lot of. people in esports that you meet and your acquaintances with them, but you're not like friends, friends. I didn't even talk to Mixwell, like, often at all. Dude, Mixwell lived at the house for two months, and I saw him, like, like he, no, he moved in, I'm literally just thrown out a random date. Say he moved in February, or January 1st. I didn't see, January, February,

I didn't see him till March, like, first. Literally, I knew he was in the basement for two months. Yeah. And then one time we just met each other at the stage. It was like, what the fuck? I think I was like, how long have you been living here? Like, this is literally the first time I've seen you. Yeah. Because he would just, I think it's, I don't know what the CS people's sleep schedules like. Oh, that's got to be crazy.

And I think he was playing with, he was playing with people overseas at the time. So their schedules were really weird. Really? At one point. At one point, that was happening. And they don't fucking, he'd, he, I think the only time he'd, like, come up would be to, like, get the food that he ordered. Yeah, because his girl was living there, too. A lot of people don't know that.

Really? His girl was there. Living there? I know she, like, visited for maybe a few weeks. Yeah, yeah. Maybe not living there. But towards the end, she was there a lot. She was there for like.

Oh, I saw them like cooking in the kitchen and shit. Three or four weeks straight. Yeah, yeah. And I remember the day, one of the days before she left, we all played, we all played beer pong downstairs. And I remember that was one of the times we were playing. And we had just gone, I had gone out on a double date with him. I'd gone out on a double date with him and his, his girlfriend. And then we came back and we were all playing ping pong.

downstairs and I knew I didn't know that he was I didn't know that he was leaving optic but I knew that he was going back home to Spain I remember looking at him I was like damn I'm gonna miss this dude and I was the first time I was like damn we're just touch your foot yeah why is your foot out that far why is your my foot's here why are you stretching what and then uh it happened with tj and p j too I remember when PJ as soon as PJ was like this shit's not working out like we're going to leave I was like, damn, what does that mean? What does that mean for us, PJ?

And then he left and didn't care. Now he's fucking living his best life. Now he's living his best life. My point of fucking mentioning Mixwell or whatever was that, like, I never saw him. But there was like a, like, we like fucked with each other, I guess. Like, y'all were friends. Yeah, like some, we didn't even talk. But like, I think we were friends.

Like when you did talk. Like he'll like randomly. Yeah. Like he'll, he'd, he'll like randomly. Like if I see Mixwell liked my picture on Instagram, I'm like, fuck yeah. You like smile a little bit? Yeah. Like that type of shit.

Yeah. Yeah, I feel that. I think I just really like Mixwell. And it's the same for like PJ and TJ and a little bit. Well, TJ is different for you. Yeah, TJ is definitely different for me. You know, TJ. Like I, TJ is like, did you ever not fuck with TJ?

No. What's weird is before. I ever met TJ, I knew I was going to like him. Because, like, the way he, I could just tell he was, like, one of us. That was the opposite for me. Really? First time. Because the first time.

I could tell TJ was one of me. Because the first time. As far as, like, humor and shit. I wasn't, like, a fan of Ninja. I wasn't like a fan of Ninja, but I knew that Ninja, I always associated Ninja as the nade shot of Halo. So whenever I, whenever I, like, watched Halo content. it was mostly ninja.

I know that. But Halo didn't see... I know. Like, no offense, the ninja? You're wearing... As I'm wearing his fucking headband. But... What the hell?

I thought you were going to talk and then you did it, so I had to try to clutch it. Well, no offense. I don't even know what the hell you were about it. Yeah, no offense to ninja, but, like, Halo didn't see Ninja as the Nade shot. Right. Because everyone knows Nade shot is, like, the nade shot of God. Right. Yeah, yeah.

But, like, Ninja is now. Well, no, he's still not. I just always thought that Ninja, because Ninja did the most content out of anybody in Halo at one point. I mean, he did the only content. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. So I forgot where I was going with that. What the fuck.

Oh, yeah. So I always viewed him as like, so whenever I watched Halo content, because I'd watch it every once in a while. But by the time I really got into it, Halo is kind of already dying. It was like late Halo 3. I watched a good amount of reach. And that's when I was like, holy shit, Roy's crazy. And then I watched all the Roy's old, like Halo 2, Halo 3 stuff. Or not Halo 2, Halo 3 stuff.

And so then I was like, okay, so Ninja's like, I didn't know how people thought of Ninja in the Halo community. So I just assumed he was like just the content guy that people gathered around. Because that was very much a cod kid. And then Halo 4 came out. And that's when that video got really popular. of Ninja and lethal getting into an argument

in the pregame lobby about Halo 4 and Ninja was defending Halo 4 and he was like dude they're giving us they're giving us new rules and everything and TJ was just blasting the game like they don't know what they're doing like stop stop defending them like all this stuff and you can very much tell

that Ninja wanted to do content like that was his argument behind everything in my opinion but the way that the way that TJ was talking to him is the worst It's hilarious now. I like don't argue with him because it's fucking annoying. Yeah. It's hilarious knowing T.J.

now. But at the time I was like, damn, this guy's a douche. Yeah. And then the next time I knew, I thought, or I saw T.J was when he played at X games with his sunglasses on.

And lost. That was like, I had no T. Yeah. He lost. Like, was he wearing his son? I know he lost,

but was he wearing sunglasses while playing. Yeah. Really? Yeah. That's fucking hilarious. And he lost that. game that's the how the hell don't it maybe i knew it then that's why that's why that's why pj says you don't talk shit before matches it's the zen

of it it ruins the zen yeah or the chi so what does he say it ruins the chi chee that's bad she mom's bad she and i'm like what are you talking about he's like we we that's why pj's so nice as well because he like he does sort of believe in like the karma yeah the chi of shit like i do too I do kind of now back then actually yeah back then

I was never actually on my early career I was a shit talker I remember at my at my first event as a fucking amateur I played these kids

like winners around three and was playing with my feet up talking shit on this like that was that tool bag yeah but later in my career

I stopped shit talk just stopped affecting me and like tea bags I would get so at Demon D when I was team with him he was so

annoying when he would get teabagged like he took it so offensive he would freak out yeah I don't know if it would like hurt him but it would just be annoying

to the team because you know like he would bitch about someone teabagging him I'm like they're I want them to teabag me Knowing they're teabagging me rather than like pushing up.

To fucking do even faster. Like knowing they're taking a few seconds to fucking, you know, they're not making the best play by teabagging me. I remember you. That's how I looked at it. I remember one time you called out, whenever I was shooting for vision, you called out and you said, all right. And you talked to somebody. I forgot who you're teaming with. You were like, all right, don't get pissed when Frosty T-bags you.

They remember you saying that. Frosty always T-Vosy. Frosty Wood, deep, I mean, he'd five shot you, but then he'd be back. Yeah. Oh, he'd fuck you up. Dude, that one clip of you almost rage quitting when he turned around and no scoped you. Someone said that in my stream the other day. Really?

Or yesterday. They were like, Maniac, do you remember with Frosty 360? Like, literally yesterday they said that. That's crazy. And I was like, no, I actually don't, because I don't remember. If I saw that clip, I'd probably remember. He literally, you were shooting his back and he was in the air, and then he turned around. and you got an eye leader.

This is when you were teaming with APG, and you click start, and you went start up to rage. I got in that habit of that, just always almost quitting. And you almost did it, and then you were team with Brad, and Brad goes,

Brad goes, he's fucking insane. He's the best. He's literally the best. He's the best. And then you were like, and then you went from being mad to like smiling at APG's reaction to it. Dude,

dude, there's a time where Frosty was so, so annoying. Well, I mean, I'm sure throughout all of Hado 5, he was so annoying to play against. Yeah. But that shit was so annoying. Dude, the, I mean, I'll never forget when he, he went for, what's the only good map? Coliseum? Is that the one, it's like open and there's like two, two places that look you?

I think Coliseum's the, like a sniper on this side and another side there's rockets that kind of go up to up. Yeah. In the middle, there's a huge, like, divit. So that map, PJ loves telling the story. They were in finals playing Envy. And Frosty goes, I think I'm going to go for Snipe. And they were just like, okay. And he just goes.

He does the fucking movement. Does that little fucking roll thing. Grab snipe and no scopes hook in the head. And he said, we all heard the shot and looked in the corner. And it said he got the headshot and nobody reacted. They just went, who the fuck goes for that? that's how it was but there's not there's not really people like that in god there wasn't a player like that in halo yeah like he was he was like a new breed of like just weird right this weird like

dumb dumb game play but like it worked because he was so good yeah like if you hit that shot like that's good yeah but like 99% of the people that try that play aren't going to hit that shot and they're going to die and just look dumb. Ninja was kind of one of those people who would do plays like that. Really? But like, just die. But Ninja had skill. Yeah.

I remember. But like Ninja was sort of had that frosty kind of like play style, but just not. Frosty was a freak. Did you say monster plays like that too? Monster just, he was just a dumb. Monster would play. Just an amy. Yeah, just an amy.

I don't know what it is. Like he had, I think maybe it's his mentality. And he's probably listening to this too. Yeah, probably. I think, I don't know, because he had skill, but like something about it, about him. He just, like, he was always right there to being, like, right here's top amateur. Right here's like a good pro.

Yeah. He was just always right below, like, that level. Right. Yeah. Damn. That is crazy. Like you and Cod? Me and Cod?

Yeah, man, you're right there. No, not right there. Yeah, no. There was a time I could have been right there. You like to think? I like to think. And MW2. There's so many people that think, like.

Every fucking amateur thinks like that in Cod. Yeah. But it's not even... Cod Ams have some different type of brain. I think it's just Cod players. Because there's... Yeah. We don't know. I didn't know.

Because myself, Blank and George, we always said, dude, if we could dedicate it all the time, we could fucking do it. Like, we could definitely play. But then once you play, I'll never forget, we played, we were playing Mono for two for a long time. I'm about to go through this throwback tournament, and we're really good at Monor for two. We play, the four of us play a pro team, and we go up 2-0. We beat them 2-0. So I was like, dude, we're good. But we have also been playing that game for fucking six years.

And so then our fourth wasn't on. So it was myself, Blake and George. And then Temp top cod pro. I was like, yo, I'll fill in for you guys. And we played a team. Dude, we played Terminal CTF, my favorite game type in cod history. Temp went 62 and like 12. with the ACR.

And I remember every time I died, I would watch him and I'd be like, what the, like, it looked fake. And then I remember, like, talking with Blake and George and, like, obviously Blake's, like, delusionally cocky when it comes to, when it comes to Cod. And even he was like, okay, yeah, there's a difference. There's a fucking difference. I can't even imagine because Halo's already hard to play. Like, Cod, you can pick it up and you can be good in like a month and a half. but Halo you can't it's not like that because it's all positioning well except the new ones it's like i don't even it takes a lot of time yeah you know what was weird was hook wasn't that

like when hook started playing i mean obviously like i'm sure people probably say when formal switched to cod he wasn't that good yeah people said that all the time what that he wasn't that good when he first switched god yeah but like and then they just i don't know what it is like something like clicks but like it happened with hook like i played i screamed against who played him in matchmaking like multiple times in halo five and like i never yeah i didn't even like know he was good at cod like i just saw him as like a nut like just some low level low tier player yeah and then like one event he just like goes off and then after that people like hook's good and then like i think that does help when you know the community sort of talking about you.

Oh, it's got to help. Or like that like, oh, he's good. Like it definitely, because there was like little times in my career and like low streak. Like there was a streak in Halo 5 for like two or three weeks when I was streaming. I was good as fuck. Yeah.

Like frosty snake bite. Like Royal 2. Like people would be watching my stream. Right. And like I'm shitting. Like I was and like knowing they're like, damn, Maniac's fucking nasty. What the fuck?

Yeah. but then like it like goes away and then I don't know what the fuck happens yeah and then like for a little bit like something clicks I don't know like confidence yeah it's gotta be confidence yeah because every once in well like in cod it's just momentum like when you start shitting like you you go up we go down TST like obviously all we do now is just play GBs and talk to chat but even in GBs like we'll go down 04 and then we'll be like all right let's win and it's like once you get two rounds in you're like I know we're going to win the next thing you're like I know we're going to win the next. two rounds like even i mean in variant it's like that too like once you look at the kill you look at the the the kill feet and your boys got a three piece and then you just keep rolling you're like oh dude i could never do s and d i don't know what it is oh shit what i can get your call you can ever do s and d yeah fucking i don't know why fucking s and d which weird is because i was i could i would consider myself a slower player yeah and like i feel like Like, shouldn't that kind of work in S&D?

Kind of. But now when I play S&D, I just don't give a fuck. S&D is just, yeah. See, I mean, I'll always like variant more than S&D. And it's kind of, it's weird because you played, you're probably the only arena shooter. I mean, if you count gear. I don't know if you can even count gears.

But, like, Halo's the only arena shooter that it's 100% respawn all the time. Like, remember that weird ass, that weird. Yeah. last game mode in Halo 5 they tried. Yeah. No one, I didn't fuck with that at all. Yeah, nobody did.

Yeah, that shit was terrible. It was just weird. You can't, because in Halo, you can't like 1B3 clutch. And that's how to play. Yeah, that was like pretty impossible then.

Like three people rush you. You're not gonna 15 shot in them. How crazy is that shit? Well, I think it was like, it might have been like a one or two shot. Like, it was like edited or modded for that game type that like it was just a one shot.

two shot. I forget now. I think it was called blackout. Oh yeah. I think it was. It was called blackout. Right? I don't know. I can't remember. Maybe. I'm pretty sure. But that got that got the axe pretty quick. Yeah. It was terrible. Yeah. So are you going to play MCC when it comes out on PC? You might fuck with it? Yeah. I'm going to play it. I just, I already know what's going to happen. It's going to come out. It's going to be popping for like a week, maybe two weeks. And then it's just can disappear.

Like how everything else has. Who's making, like 3-4-3 is making it? Well, they're not making it. They're just porting it over to PC. I don't know. But I think that day, I think some people might play it. Are you going to play it? Well, I'm sure you're going to fucking maybe.

Maybe. Are you even going to download it? I'm not for sure download it and play. Yeah, I might play it. I'm sure a lot of HALO people will play it for like a week. I bet you did you play it. He might. He might take a,

loss of 50 grand in a day and play some Halo. I could play Halo and not really make anything, or I could play Fortnite and make like 50 grand in a few hours. I think HALA should, I think three for three should just pay. I don't think it's going to, I don't think it even, yeah, that'd be really expensive and I don't think it would even work because HALO's just, like, I don't think his commute.

Unity would care. Yeah. But what if he's just randomly like, not randomly, he knows how to play. What if he just shits, like, just does really well? He probably would do really well. They should throw a fucking, dude. I want to throw a Halo tournament. A Halo PC tournament.

That would be fun. Doc Ninja, you, shroud. Oh my God. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Yeah. People would.

I'm going to do it. When does it come out? I feel like they'd get shit on. Doc would get shit on. They would all get shit. The Halo players that don't even touch PC would still win. For sure. But still.

I mean, I wouldn't add that in that case. Unless you're like Roy who's never like touched a PC. I'm putting Doc and shroud against each other. Like, you know, I'm putting people that don't know. Holy shit, I have to find a sponsor for that. I shouldn't even have sent it on the flycast. Probably shouldn't. Oh, well.

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We're, we're, and then, so yeah, they gave us a bunch of stuff. They gave us the, uh, um, a lot, obviously the cologne. They gave us some wipes. They gave us two razor or a razor and then a shaver. And then they gave us a lot of products. Um, this one's called ball deodorant. Are you going to use that shaper? Wait, ball deodorant.

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It's deodorant. It's deodorant. Yeah, okay. Nice. Yeah. So you just let it put it on your ball. You take a shower, you put it on your nuts, and then your nuts smell good. Yeah, that's pretty much it.

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Don't answer that. Yeah. imagine ovo x-o out a podcast is just the weekend and drake sit down once a month and talk i couldn't no i wouldn't even want that i wouldn't either it's better if they don't talk yeah yeah unless they're rapping or rhyming and singing because some people talk some people it's like once they talk it's like damn like i kind of didn't want to know i could see us being an ovio podcast you think so you moved to canada just fans Imagine, I feel like that would be kind of cool.

Not really. Yeah, his fans might hate us. Yeah, they would definitely hate us. Do you think? Probably. We don't know half the stuff he wraps about. I don't. I think I, maybe.

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Yeah, I think they did. Damn. Um, that's a really good name. Manscaped, yeah. And I remember who was the Who's that one guy? You said they make wipes too? Yeah, they have wipes

Or they have ball wipes Not butt wipes Oh, it's not Ball wipes Or they sent us ball wipes Not poop wipes Not poop wipes Who are the people

Who are the investors On Shark Tank? I can't remember I think Mark Cuban This one Mark Cuban I don't fucking know the rest All right

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Probably not. Well, probably not as much. Now it's, like, almost every girl. I'm maybe. Um. almost. These gumbies are good. I wonder how much sugar.

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you guys know how the razor is i call the razor so i'm sorry man i can hit him i need a fucking razor i know i can call i can call you have a razor i know you do nah do it away yeah when you got this one yeah Because I had a little tiny one. But now I had big poppy. It's a big one? Yeah, it's called the lawnmower. Really?

It's got to be nice. Oh, shit. And that's what Hypoch said. He said, dude, this is before I even got the sponsorship. Because they followed me back because they didn't have a contact email. So I just hand them up on Twitter. I was like, and as soon as they followed me back, I was vlogging. And I was like, Hypoch, Manscape followed me back.

And he was like, they have something called the lawnmower 2.0. and you have to get it. And then they said it to me, and I was like, that's what iPod was talking about. iPok uses the lawnmower. Yeah. Jesus Christ. And then Aaron was like, dude, are you talking about the lawnmower? And I was like, what the fuck?

He's like, I use that every, like, that's what I use. And I was like, the hell is going on? Yeah, if I've been missing out? Yeah, I guess so. I feel like I'm late to the party. Yeah. Apparently. Yeah, I'm going to try that out right when I get home.

I've said this a lot, but I need to. shit's getting tragic We could We could Why not? I'll go first We'll see I'll try it out first

We'll talk about it Are you watching Game of Thrones Why did you see it on my TV? No, I saw you tweet about it Oh I've been on episode three For like three nights straight I just fall asleep

Or like don't pay attention Mostly fall asleep Yeah That's not a show that you can text text through. Like whenever I was watching with Aaron,

every time he'd text, I'd look at him. Like, you don't even know what's going on, do you? Like, as soon as you text,

you've missed. Aaron's like fake fan. I think he's a real fan now. He comes up to me and he tells me stuff and I'm like, okay, you know what you're talking about.

Oh, really? Yeah, like he's, I feel like when he first started, he was like, oh man, this is slow. Like,

because at the first season, like, it's better watching it the second time around Because the first time around, you're learning the characters and it's still like, uh, see, I don't understand how people get into shows that are like the first season,

like wait till season three. And it's like, what do you mean wait till season three? Why the fuck did you just watch two seasons that were boring then? Because it's like not every show is like lost. Because lost, as soon as it started, I was like,

holy shit. It's kind of how I was with Breaking Bad. Yeah. Breaking Bad's first episode is amazing. Yeah. But then you have. I should watch Lost, huh? I mean, you should watch...

That's more of my type of... You would love Lost. What is it about? Like, they just... A plane crashes on an island, then they survive or something. Yeah, so I think... That's more of my type of show

because it's, like, actually real. It's not like some fairyland. When you're dragons. You know? Everyone that's watched Lost right now is losing their shit. Lost or Game of Thrones? Lost. Why?

Because at the end of the series... Oh, gee. Spoiler alert No, there's no dragons and lost Not really There better not be Like I'll be pissed You will be pissed

Okay well I'm not watching that show Then Breaking Bad did it Fuck Breaking Bad's the best show Better in Game of Thrones You haven't watched Game of Thrones So you have no credibility there It's not by the way

It's not close Breaking Bad was like perfect They knew when to end it too Is Game of Thrones doing that? That's a exactly how Game of Thrones is like... Aren't they on like season 9? Yeah.

And every... A lot of fucking shit. I know. But it's like, it's, you take the storyline of Breaking Bad and add four more main characters with the same story arc as Game of Thrones or as Breaking Bad. And that's what Game of Thrones is. Like, there's so much shit going on and it's taken eight years to get to the point we're at now.

Wait, how long has, it's been out for eight years? Yeah. Game of Thrones has been out for eight years. Yeah. It's starting 2011. Yeah. Aren't the fucking kids all grown up by the end? Yeah.

Aria, who was fucking 12, the first season, just got, had a nude scene. Really? She just had a nude scene. That's weird. And everyone, I feel like I have a fucking buggy. Everyone in the, that's why everyone's reaction was like, what the, like, we were like, people were either proud that she got some sex. Because it's like a little sister. It's like a little sister.

a little, like a, like a little friend that's a girl. That's how everyone sees her. So we're either like, ew, I don't want to see that or like, hell yeah, like she got, she got a man. But nobody was like, oh, dude, she had to have gotten so much money for that. Dude, there's no, because they're famous, famous now. Like, even, uh, Emilia Clark, the girl who plays the main character, the first couple seasons she had like seven nude scenes and then ever since then she's only

been naked like once and that's because after that she was like I'm not doing it anymore like you got it you got everything you needed and so she's only like she only got naked one time and it was like pretty legit like it was she needed like it wasn't it wasn't like a random sex scene it was like an epic

like love scene no it was like an epic like I can't say it without spoiling it I don't want to spoil it so but she comes out like a badass basically like jacked and like really like naked jacked and naked it wasn't

like oh my god those are her boobs it's like holy shit shit yeah i once episode three i think i've seen like four naked girls like yeah i mean that's it's an HBO show so they they bring people in that's what they do back then they were fucking like

didn't give a fuck like sex was like probably yeah like medieval middle middle middle mid-eval times era yeah sex was probably just like dude that probably was nice probably just like coming home from the grocery store

just like and they're like especially dude being like a prince or a king too yeah damn you see the the I don't know enough about it but I'm going to start talking about it the

royalty the guy in the royal family oh the prince or something cheated on her, cheated on a princess or something like that. Apparently, did you know Princess Diana got cheated on too? Dude,

I didn't know that either. They should be. Or not, like, this ain't fucking, there's this literally, it's literally like a facade that like this prince and king and queen and royal family.

Like, they're probably like on Instagram and fucking, like, they see all these. All the time parties probably getting fucked up Apparently this guy apparently the prince like it's too like this king and queen shit like it's so What is this 1850? Yeah so many people are getting pissed so many people are getting pissed that we're talking with this Or they're saying they're like yeah Yeah, yeah and it's like I don't even think I don't know enough about it but I don't think

Their royal family even has any like political I think they're just thinking I think they're just like figureheads. Yeah, I don't think they fucking do shit. Yeah. They're just like, they happen to be born in that family. It's just all bloodline and. That would be crazy though. You must have some balls that, I mean, but.

But she cheated. He, what if in his, he, apparently he cheated on his wife with her best friend in the Roy. I'm tired of hearing this shit. This shit happened with Kylie Jenner or whatever too. Wait, what happened? Kylie Jen, or no, no, no, not Kylie Jenner. Chloe. Chloe.

Wait, why did I say Kylie? Wait, is it Kylie Jenner? Yeah, it was the Kardashians. How come it's not Kylie Kardashian? Because it's Bruce Jenner's daughter. Whatever. I don't know. Chloe Kardashian.

That's our royal family. Chloe Kardashian's boyfriend cheated on, or boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend. That's crazy. That's what all that shit was about? I feel like it, yeah. I feel like it's. I think it turns people on. I think there was like an article I read.

Like, you know how I flirt with every girl you ever talked to? Yeah. It's like that. It is like that. So you get turned. I just haven't banged them yet. You get,

you get turned on by talking to every girl that I talk to. I think I'm just comfortable knowing nothing is going to happen. So I'm just like reckless. Right. Or more reckless. Yeah. Yeah. I guess so.

I read an article I was told about an article whenever I was in high school because I remember I was on a double date with my ex-girlfriend and her best friend and she said her best friend said something to me at dinner and she was like yeah well apparently

there's an article where every guy fantasizes about his girlfriend's best friend and then she looked at me and was like imagine me reading that and I was like first of all that's true I was just about to say like that might even with my ex

and her best friend I would even say it to her and she knows it that's so funny but that is kind of like yeah what I don't know what it is I think it's just like people you're around but there's also that I don't know how much of it was fake because

a lot of things on the internet are fake but there's like a bit that David Dobrick did where he like talked to Corinna and he was like doing a lie detector test

and they were like have you ever fantasized about David and she says yes it just says it and so it's like maybe girls do it too who knows

I bet you some girls do I bet a lot more do then I know some of my exes thought about Brandon those those whores they had to have I have this nice looking super fit black friend thank God to if they don't honestly it's a lose-lose situation because if they didn't I want to be like why not well you got something against black people racist right you don't want to bang him that's fucked up my best friend what are you I don't know if uh I had to hold back a lot of thoughts right there. Yeah, no, it's probably true with females. There's got to be. Probably is. At the time, I was in high school, so I was like, whenever she said it to me, I was like, I think I was like, ew.

But then I was like, actually, I mentioned that's, like, not far off from the truth. I wonder what year it'll be when it's not taboo for girls. Well, I guess it's not really taboo for girls to be, like, as open as. as guys are about like wanting to bang. Yeah. But when will that be that girls are just like? I don't think it's taboo right now. I just think girls,

I think it's just girls don't want to as much. It's definitely not like guys. You know, there's a, there's a, a statistic that, I think it just came out recently. Where the fuck did I see it?

It's like a legitimate study that right now, guys, it might be guys. Well, I guess it has to be guys and girls. But men in their 20s are having less sex now than like ever before. Yeah. But like you would, oh yeah, that's where I fucking saw it. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that video.

And I was like, the way he explained it makes so much sense. Because in order to have sex, you got to have personal relationships. Yeah. Whether you're dating or not. But also, I think it has a lot to do with females. declining men. And the fact that females with like

Instagram, social media, with social media, you see females see a lot of guys that they probably wish they would have successful, like. Right. I think they see a lot of guys they wish they would have. So they, like,

they're not really interested as much as with these guys anymore. That's a good take. And also, I feel like guys have always been how guys are now. Or it's just like sex. Yeah. I think guys are like still the same.

Like they're still willing. But they definitely don't have like that personal. But since there's so much, there's so many new ways to contact people that like I saw a tweet. It was like every guy, every girl has a guy in her DMs talking to us talking to himself. Like that's like a meme going around. That's probably fucking true. It's pretty true. Like.

And if you think about it, that didn't exist way back in the day. So it's like now girls get that. They get people hitting them up every time they, Nina tweeted that underboob picture. Show me her DMs. Really? Yeah. It works.

I mean, it's how it works. And just think that's Nina, like on that old, like, she's not like popping. Yeah. She's not like this popping. She actually did it to like see. She was like, I wonder what would happen. Well, obviously that too.

She's not ashamed of it. She's like, I want to see what? happens. Like I want to see all the I'm saying that's the from it. She didn't do it to get reaction. Oh yeah. It wasn't a social experiment. Yeah. Like she did it. She did it for like yeah. She wanted to show but also like what she's got. But it's also like

it's true though like if a girl does anything, it's immediate reaction from multiple guys. You don't even have to be Instagram famous like girls from my high school. I'm sure deal with the same thing. They tweet a picture. where they look good, they look maybe a little tiny bit sexual, boom, it's probably guys, texting, probably guys DMing.

And it's like if girls do anything nowadays, they get the horny guys flocking to them. So does that mean any time a guy talks to them outside of social media? Do they automatically think, do they connect it to and think, this guy just wants to get in my pants? Is that why you should? It's probably the case. They definitely, yeah, I feel like if you come on to a girl, she doesn't want to

she doesn't like I guess want it to be just sex right and she probably I feel like there's a lot of girls even that I've hit on that they I think I think girls think like I'm a player

I know a lot of girls that think you're a player yeah or not a lot I don't know but I've like it's like that it's in the air I've had to explain to multiple people that you're not going you're not like a

it's not that you're not a ladies man you don't you don't put you're like you don't go out and hit on a ton of girls but that they're like jokingly hit on one girl at a time and that's why people think yeah I had a good like I was or I don't know if I said this to you earlier but I have a girl

right now that was like oh I see you flirting with girls on Twitter and shit I'm like honestly I have no idea what you're talking about I'm sure I did Yeah. But, like, I don't even like, it's so not like, like, it's not not in my mind. I probably just saw her tweet, responded to it with something like sort of funny. Yeah.

Or what I think is funny. Right. And that was it. Crude and funny. Yeah. You maniac. Maniac. Yeah.

But like they probably see that as me like trying to flirt and like maybe trying to like, I would slide in their DMs or something. There's no, but like it's, to me, I mean, it's definitely like that with like some people, but like it is with everyone. But I'm not trying to fucking like flirt. Like I'll tweet at Pokeyman. Like a lot of people know I'm joking. Yeah. A lot of people do. And like she's obviously pretty, but I'm not really trying to like hit on her.

I'm just like making a joke. Right. Because I'm fucking bored or something that she probably reads it, laughs, smiles a little bit and moves on with her day. Yeah. You move on. By the time you hit sin, you already forgot you sent it. I know that's how you are. Yeah.

Because that's how I am too. Literally, because I can't remember anything. But so you're saying that people think that you're a player because of that? Yeah. And you're not. I don't know. Well, it depends what a player would a player be. What is a play? Because I don't have, like, I don't have sex with a lot of girls.

I think player. I don't like. I think player is like, player is like an old term, by the way. Like, I don't even think of players like something that people even say now. I would consider a player to be like someone who's hitting on multiple girls at the same time, but also really like taking that step. Playing with their emotions. Yeah, like, he'll be texting this girl one day and like she'll come over and then like two days like, but at the same time he's sexing this other girl. she's going to come over in two days like i would consider that a player yeah which is it i feel like players and like texting someone like they're the only one knowingly leading people on when they know for a fact they have other people that they're talking to yeah which i don't know like i don't know if that and i just don't talk to girls like i'm sure that still happens i don't think

i've reached that person that first step personal it's like i'll see i'll see girls talk about talk about that all the time. Like, if you know a guy's talking to you, he's talking to multiple people too. And it's just like, it's like, I hate when girls talk to them all. Yeah. Girls lie to themselves. Girls talk to multiple dudes, but they lie to themselves. Like, it's just friends. Right. I'm really only talking to this guy. The other's, the other guys are just friends. Until I stop talking to this guy, then all of a sudden these guys aren't really friends anymore. They're a little bit more than that. It's, it's wild. Yeah. And it's like, girls, lie to themselves.

If you're not dating someone and then if you're not dating and you complain about talking to multiple people, like if the complaint is this person is talking to multiple people. Yeah. I feel like when you're not dating, you should be talking to multiple people. I mean, if that's what you want. Yeah. If you want to. If you want to find somebody, it's not like you'd, I'm going to try this person.

That doesn't work. I'll try this person. That doesn't work. Wait, I don't know. You hold on because I'm talking to this person. It's just kind of like you put yourself out there And then you find out who you want to talk to you through that With girls

I don't say that As like whenever I say they lie to themselves Like I'm not trying to like say Girls are fucked up for what they do I'm just saying stop lying to like Stop lying to yourself And like to Like girls will be like

Oh man ain't shit La blah blah and it's like You do the same shit You just lie to yourself There's a few, I can think of three girls off the top of my head that tweet men, and this is different because it's in e-sports. Oh, my God. And e-girls or e-sports. Different breed.

They're different breed. Different breed girls. I can think of three girls off the top of my head that says men ain't shit. Men talk to multiple people. And I'm like, I know you have texted four people in my house. Yeah. Four people in my house within the last month. Like, please stop.

Like, I don't care that you do. At least guys won't lie to them. Well, they do. But not to that extent. They're a different level. But. Wait, I had a fucking segue. Oh, talking about being horny. Okay.

I'm gonna get on with roids. Oh, yeah. Shit, I wanted to talk about that. Yeah. Yeah, so you're getting ass shots. Something like that. I don't really know what it is. I got my blood work done.

Did I tell you? Like, all this shit that's low. Oh, I texted the house chat. You said. I got my blood work done. Or I texted the optic chat. And then you put a picture of an eggplant emoji and then an X. And I thought you had an SDD.

Yeah. And I was going to. And I texted you and I said, dude, are you all right? And you said, yeah, I was just looking for attention. And I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. Pamash was like, dude, what's wrong? Like, shut up.

Should have stayed here. Then I'd tell you. No, but. So I got my blood work done. I have fucking, I have low vitamin D. Right. low B12 and apparently those two like are big mood. Lately I've definitely been like feeling tired.

Right. And like even when I was kind of taking the test, like I just, I mean, I don't think I've ever seen like that energetic of a person. Yeah, very randomly. Random spurts. Yeah. And then it's just annoying. Yeah.

But I got my blood work done. My vitamin B12 was low, vitamin D was low. Those both affect mood. I think, I don't know. about heavily, but they affect mood and energy. And then my testosterone, which I don't even, for someone that works out, or yeah, for someone that worked out as much as I do and sort of as health conscious, especially with like food, like, I'll eat like shit. But like I know, I've been like on and off eating pretty decent throughout the years. And my testosterone is just

like fucking naturally like genetically naturally low and i don't know there's i was asking them like is there's some sort of because i did for the hundredth time i'll mention i got off these antidepressants a few months ago or i guess it's it's been over a month now um i was like could do like getting off that kind of fuck with like hormones or some shit like that's a doctor yeah could it fuck with the hormones did it fuck with the hormones or some shit like that or like if any of that stuff could really make it that low. And he was like, I mean, that can like vary it. Yeah.

But there's not like, I was basically like, there's something naturally that I can do. Or like, is my shit going to like be there? Could I get it to where I want it and like need it to be like naturally? And he was like, I mean, not really. So I think I just kind of got genetically fucked. Right. In that aspect. So, yeah, next Tuesday, I'm getting a fucking pellet in my ass.

That just gives you testosterone. I don't, it's like a little fucking little, little pellet. Like a pill? No. Are they shooting it in or are they sticking in? In my ass cheek. Oh. Like, not in my asshole.

Oh, okay. So they're shooting it in. I don't know. I don't know what. They could be cutting it in. open my ass and like i don't know i don't know how it works oh yeah i mean they said they're gonna like they're gonna not i don't think put me to sleep but like give me some sort of probably like a painkiller or something oh then i can't really do shit for like a week as well wow this is a lot

more intense than i thought it was i thought they literally were giving you like a shot and the ass and then you're gonna walk out well i don't think it's as intense as maybe of what i'm saying right but i can't why I can't work out or like do activity on my lower body for like a week or the they said or the I don't know I don't think it's stitches but like or it could like pop out from just like activity so I can't I'm not going to be able to do shit for a week but yeah it's just like a little pellet that's going to I guess release testosterone and shit for like six months over like in a month they said my shit will like right now i think a healthy amount is like not between 900 and 1100 my shit was at like 490 so it's like literally a half of what it should be right and then they said

within a month after it'll i'll be at like my peak testosterone state which would be like 1400 or something yeah we're gonna see because i'm definitely not a fucking super horny guy like yeah you told me you're asexual you told me you're asexual Asexual. Like, I'm not even... I'll make sure I'll hit up flashlight. It will get you another. We'll get a better one for you since you didn't like the last one.

Yeah, it just didn't fit. But anyway, yeah, so that'll be interesting. I'm really... Because that size is a pretty fucking big... Necessary, yeah. Yeah, big deal as far as, like, a healthy body. So, and this, I think it's, like, sort of a more natural way than getting just... injections in your ass every fucking i don't know how long people do it right but it's more of a steady

it's like a capsule like a long term yeah i'm like i'm like i'm like kind of excited i hope i hope i'd like genuinely feel different yeah like more energetic and shit but we'll see we'll see because i'll be i don't know how it's gonna be because i feel like my shit's been low since like high school yeah it's not like you're i mean i doubt you're gonna take it and all of a sudden you're going to have the energy of ninja or scump or something like that. It's not going to be like that. Or what if it is? If you're just, hey, guys, how are you?

Yeah. Because I think Mike's, I'm not going to say what Mike's is, but Mike's, I guess you'd consider it, like, good for his age, which is fucking sad to say now. Yeah, y'all are old. We have to start saying for your age. We're getting old. Y'all are old for sure. How old, you're 25? 26.

I'm old, too. Oh, you are old. Yeah, well, no, 27 hits different. I'm sure it does. Like 26, I was fine. 27, like, stuff starts changing. Like, bones start hurting. That's why you hit the gym.

I shoot around basketball at the gym. My fucking hips starts hurting. I'm like, what's going on? Yeah, like, I'm breaking. This is the start, the fucking breaking. I feel bad for heck. Yeah. Hex said, dude, Hex is such a troll.

He went up to me. He was like, I went to the doctor today. I've got some bad news. I looked at him. I stopped everything. I was like, what? He was like, I'm the healthiest person. I'm the whole friend group.

I was like, why is that? He was like, well, now I got to make fun of him. I was like, dude. What a freak. Like, what is wrong with you? Like, I'm done. I'm done being concerned for Hex. He cried wolf too many times.

times? I tried. I remember one time I said something to Hex and it like hit him. It hit him. Yeah, I remember that. I don't know. I don't think it might have been what? It's a new way to wear Lex's bracelets. Oh, what the hell? Um, sorry. I, I might have said something about like, it might have been cancer. Wasn't that? No. No, it wasn't that extreme. It wasn't that extreme. But I was just saying stuff about, That's when people's blood pressure starts fucking up. Oh, like, yeah, he's getting to the age where, like, shit.

Like, if you don't take care of yourself, it could be lethal. I think you said something like that, which is true. Yeah. But he went, like, he looked at you and was like, I think that day it, like hit him. Yeah. But like. So he stopped eating tacos as much. And then he went back.

That's racist. No, he loves tacos. Oh, yeah. He fucking loves tacos. It's not racist. He fucking eats tacos a lot. Yeah, but. I mean, I hope's fucking people, well, I like the thing.

It's just because I care about him. I want to see him healthy. Hopefully. And he's just at that age, I'm worrying. I like, take care of yourself. Take care of yourself. Take care of yourself, Mom. I'm trying to do the fucking same.

I'm breaking down. Literally, my fucking hip has been hurting. Dude, some people don't get ripped. Don't get jacked until they're like 40. Yeah. Like, you can still get fucking jacked at, like, any age. It's a terrible way to think because I'm like, I got plenty of time. That's how I, but I don't.

I need to start. Well, I mean, I have been working. It's going to be a lot harder when you're that age. It's kind of like learning a new language. Like, if you want to learn a new language, you start when you're two. Yeah. And you know everything by the time you're 12. Like right now, you could, it's like fucking an instrument too.

Yeah. You could either be playing the piano at three or you'll, ah, I'll just learn. I'm like 30. No, start when you're three. Yeah, because it takes so much longer. Yeah. Longer in life. And I always, I didn't really understand what, what people meant when they said that.

Like, I would play guitar and they'd be like, well, you're lucky in learning now because you won't, you won't figure it out when you're older. What are you talking about? And then I tried learning Spanish when I was 25. I was like, or when I was 22. And I was just like, nah, it doesn't work. I'm slowly learning Spanish right now. I'm serious. It's kind of fun.

I said something to Hax the other day. I said, Oh, yeah. Te Kirobebe, mamacita. And he went. He just went. Like, when George is here.

Dude, I would love to be able to speak Spanish. Dude. Can George speak Spanish? Yeah. Like Honduran. So he speaks Spanish in English. Yeah.

So. That would be so fun to speak Spanish for hacks. Oh, dude. I wanted to speak Spanish for so long. I, whenever I was in, Walgreens this

this like Mexican mom and her son came in and her son was just going down the aisles just talking

in Spanish and like maybe talk and it was fucking adorable and I remember that and I was and while that was

happening I was like God I want to speak Spanish so bad I don't know what it was about that but I was just

like man if I Spanish is the best language imagine if I had a little a little white baby and I, and I was fluent fluent in Spanish. And I taught, taught my,

my little Caucasian ass baby, Spanish. Whenever me and Ace were in Ibiza, like all people were speaking really was Spanish. Really? And it was just like, like girls just, your attractiveness to girls just hits different when you hear him

speaking Spanish. Like our maid, like I had a crush on her. I got her Instagram and shit, but she has a boyfriend. Yeah. That's how it happens. Yeah.

every time she's like I have a boyfriend you still want it I was like yeah sure give me your answer yes

but like she barely spoke English and she just spoke Spanish and it was just like every a lot of girls are you just like fall in love with because you're just like

if I had more testosterone like you're hot like you're hot but then when you start speaking Spanish you're like it gets you get hotter yeah I mean that's

That's kind of how it is with any language for me. If you just, anything but English. Well, it's kind of like if you just have another level of knowledge that I don't understand. Yeah. And language is one of those things. Like when my ex, I'm no, my own. When you're what? My ex.

She just speaks Vietnamese. Really? Yeah. The one that I know. Oh, you're only ex? Yeah. She speaks Vietnamese? Yeah.

Wow. I had no idea. Yeah. It's fucking different. That has to be... Oh, so you don't find that attractive? Or as attractive as Spanish? No.

It's just the language is different. It has to be impressive, though. It's impressive. Well, I guess you dated for a while. Yeah, it's fucking different. Yeah. But it's definitely not Spanish. Spanish, it's...

I think Spanish might be the only language. I think it's just impressive when any human... Like, whenever George, like... It doesn't happen anymore, but when he... You should tell George to fucking speak Spanish during a TSD stream. Yeah, I would like to do that. And but only like, and y'all just act like, you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's push B. But George, like, there's a lot of people that speak Spanish that don't, or like, that are friends.

Like, if you have a group of people that only speak English, your Spanish friend doesn't like to speak Spanish. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like Summons, we went to Mexico. We literally went to Mexico. Summons and Laura were the only people that spoke Spanish there. Summins wouldn't speak Spanish. Laura speaks Spanish?

Yeah. Laura speaks fluent Spanish. Really? Yeah. And, uh, and, dude, summons what someone's like, I don't like, people would be like, can you order for us? Like, I don't speak Spanish and we're in Mexico City. And someone would be like, nah, like figure it out.

No. No. And he's, I don't, I don't know what it is, but I know a lot of people like, George is like that too. Like every once in a while, uh, George, like, I'll get it out of him. I'm like, yeah, George, roast this guy in Spanish. Just do it. Just do it.

Roast him in Spanish. And he'll be like, mm. and then he'll, like, say something. And I'll be like, yeah, bitch. And I'll, like, try to repeat it and it'll be broken. Yeah, bitch. Yo, I can't say by Kuna mape. Baca basura or something like that.

That's what I'll do. And, like, every once in a while I'll come out. But for the most part, like, they don't, I don't know what it is. They just, it seems like they're uncomfortable around speaking Spanish. But I think it's because for the most part. D. I think it's because white people being white people kind of treat them. It's got to be.

White people are the world. Speak Spanish Yeah. Do it. Do it. They just start talking about it. Yeah. Yeah.

I love that. I love it when you do that. It's got to be like, oh, what else? What else? Stop. Yeah. Dude,

white people are the- Because Hex is the same way. Because I think I said it. I said it once I was like, dude, Hex, teach me Spanish. He's like, no, I'm going to teach you fucking Spanish. And I was at that point, I was like, okay. I bet you how many of Hex's, I think, I think it's just Americans.

Yeah. That's true. It's not. White Americans. White Americans. We don't know what we're doing until. Yeah. Yeah. Speak Spanish for him. Yo kid or what? Uh-huh. But yeah, when anybody speaks a separate language, I get, like, I'm impressed by it. Like, Tom Segura. Do you know who that is? You know he's Mexican? He speaks fluent Spanish. Really? He incorporates it. He looks just pure white.

Yeah, he incorporates it into one of its bits. I think he's Mexican. He might be like Spanish or something, but Puerto Rican. Something like that. Dominican. So he just like at one part, he just speaks a whole entire sentence, like fluent Spanish. And I was like, what the fuck? Like that's so impressive to me.

I don't know why. I don't know why it's impressive, but. I remember. It's such an American thing to be impressed by. You know, fucking. Well, I can't speak for him all. But Demon D. He's, I'm pretty sure he's, wait, fuck.

Is he Puerto Rican or Dominican? I don't know, but he's not Mexican. Right. And people would always call him a Mexican. I used to say that with George. The racist Xbox Live people will always... A lot of people play... A lot of people from Mexico play Halo.

There's a huge Halo scene in Mexico. Yeah. Well... Anyway, sorry. People would just call him Mexican. And he, like, he wouldn't get offended because he's not Mexican. But it's like, they're being racist towards you. It's like, I'm not fucking Mexican.

Like, he made it clear. that he's not Mexican. Right. Like I think they have pride and like Mexicans have pride in being Mexican. Yeah. Dominicans.

Puerto Ricans. Like they all have pride in their shit. I used to deal with George back in the day whatever I could make racial. When I see George tomorrow, I'm going to be like, wait,

you can, or wait, fuck, how should I word it? You can speak Mexican? Yeah. Yeah. Say that. You mean Spanish? You mean Spanish.

At one point, George was, he was working with the Call of Duty team. He was being their manager, and we were chilling. And Hex was drunk, and Hex looks at me while we were ordering at the bar. I was ordered for George and I. He was like, so what part of Mexico was George from? I was like, he's from Honduras. And he was like, what? He's not Mexican?

Like, Hex looked at me, like offended. He's not Mexican. And he turns to the bar, all called, all Call of Duty pros. George is all the way across the bar. He goes, George, you're not Mexican? And George goes, no. And Hex was, like, offended by it. George loves telling me the story.

Remember the time Hex was offended that I wasn't Mexican? Really? That's funny. I want one of these two. I can wait for a see him tomorrow. And by that, I mean, probably see him for, like, five minutes. We'll probably get food than not see him again. We're watching the Call of Duty team play here.

We're having watch parties here. So if they make it a grand finals, I think there's some sort of event tomorrow. We might go out drinking instead of supporting our Co-O-F duty team that's been carrying us throughout the years to keep us relevant. Make a living. Might just go drinking instead. All right.

Well, I think we can wrap it up. That was a long-ass podcast. Was it? Yeah. All right, but that's going to do it. Abel just DM me back. He said he can't come here. Dan, that's us.

Tomorrow? Yeah. Fuck. Were you about to DM him? Yeah, actually. I was literally going to try to get a cut tomorrow. Well, you probably can't. I asked him if he can come here.

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