The Flycast - Do We Get Dumber As We Age..? | The Flycast Ep. 162
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Then it usually goes to like, I'll slide in.
She'll reply two days later.
We might set something up for like a date, go out to dinner.
She'll text me the next day.
Like, she can't stop thinking about me.
And I'll be like, yeah, I had so much fun.
Then I'll text her like a few days later, won't get a response.
Then I'll be like, yo, let's do this.
She'll be like, I'm down.
That day will come.
She'll cancel.
I'm like, all right, maybe this weekend or something.
She'll completely ignore everything I ever said.
we won't talk for three weeks
and one day she'll like a picture
and maybe reply with like hard eyes
and then so I'll say something to her
and I'll like oh she wants me again
so then we'll try it
Welcome back to another episode
of the Flycast
episode
Who gives a who gives a fudge
What happened last week
We had Boz was supposed to be on one of these
I don't understand how last week's got canceled
and Bose was supposed to be on it.
So why is Bose just like not put on this week then?
Because you changed the date this week.
Because it was supposed to be tomorrow.
Well, Bose wasn't going to be on it tomorrow either.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That was my fault last week.
So I'm just warning you guys, man.
I know you love the guests.
You love having someone new, someone fresh.
Something else to talk about.
Someone else to put in their opinions.
But unfortunately, you're just stuck with us today.
Don't worry.
when the call of duty season comes back
optics we're back on we'll be milking
we're back on top
and we're gonna get fucking
different interviews
from the cod players will be relevant again
and you guys will care you guys will listen
and
because I mean right now
I mean well Drake Iceman is gonna
yeah people want to know our
people want to know our Drake opinions really bad
people want to know our Drake well it's like we haven't really
talked about it too much.
Yeah, we haven't talked about
Drake. So like, I don't know.
We could talk about Drake,
some beheadings,
some deaths.
I'm just trying to think of everything
that's, uh, we just did a fun
little video, a silent library
video.
Drake,
death, Drake head cut off,
silent library.
College football.
College football. And that's pretty much
about, I mean,
the NFL's back.
go birds
who cares who cares
who's the fuck about the end of the fuck's watching
I saw Ninja put a
or he made like a TikTok
and he was like
can we get the fucking Eagles
off of primetime TV
did you see this clip Riley
can we get the Eagles off primetime TV
can we get the Chiefs
like how Ninja talks
off primetime TV
they're the most boring
fucking NFL teams ever dude
and I didn't
Eagles are kind of boring
and I just I didn't care
but I liked that he was like I was like oh let me go to the comments
Oh yeah they were ripping him apart
I'm sure they were very very chill
Well I looked at the comment I didn't see too many bad things
But it was just go birds I think it's nice it's good to hate on the birds right now
Unfortunately do you do you have an NFL team no
Why do you have a well I guess I understand why you have a college team because you went there
Correct? I didn't go there now
So you're just bandwagon because they're so good
Yeah
especially this too intense
If you didn't go to ECU
How are you a fan of ECU?
Because both my parents went so I like grew up
Go on the game.
Okay. That makes sense.
Yeah, yeah.
But how you just reacted makes me want to like get like a degree
Like a six month like
Six month degree.
Yeah, like something I could just you know cheat on a bunch of tests online.
Bro I've got a degree somehow.
I've thought about going back to college.
I mean, keep in mind
this was a quick thought.
Like, it's like one of those thoughts,
and then it's just like,
let me hit my plate chess.
True, true.
But I've,
I've pondered the thought.
Would I be able to go back to college
at the age of,
or?
27, I think.
No, I just turned 28.
Oh, 28.
But at the age of 28,
like, would I be able to go back to college?
Would my mental be able to do it?
I think he'd be better now.
No.
You don't think so?
I was horrible back.
back then.
Like my GPA was probably like 2.3, 2.4.
I feel like now,
now it would be
just a waste of money
and I kind of just fail everything.
You think so?
I just, I wouldn't be able to do the fucking homework.
Like my, the attention.
I mean, Loki, it'd probably be good for my brain.
I think I think I would be better now.
I think I would be better now.
That's what I thought a couple years,
or that's what I thought in like,
I think like, I wouldn't say scuff house days, but maybe like early, when we moved here early,
I was just like, man, I can just take an eye and fucking grind.
But I kind of did that in community college, and I would show up just no sleep, just show up,
talk to no one, had no friends, and then just couldn't wait to just get home.
I really wouldn't even use it.
I wouldn't use my prescription for college.
I would just save it for when I got home.
Yeah.
Just lying to my psychiatrist.
Like, yeah, no, I need.
like 80 a day and he actually prescribed it to me somehow some way but then i'd usually our homework
would be like it would all we would get our homework and then it would all be due like a shit ton then it's
all due like a week later so then just one night i just grind it out yeah and then i maybe sleep like 30
minutes and then show up the class and it's just such shit i think i just i just never applied myself
if i could do if i could do like an hour a day because i think that's what the issue like a class
class a day?
No, like an hour.
Like if it was like a...
Yeah, like, well, like a class, but...
Online?
Yeah.
Would you rather just do straight online or show up?
Just straight online.
You don't want to show up?
No, I've got four monitors.
You don't want to join fucking Alpha Wolf Psy?
Don't want to join Alpha Wolf's Sai.
I've heard bad things about Alpha Wolf's side.
It's a good frat.
Riley was in there.
Riley was in it.
Yeah.
He said he had a good time.
The ritual was crazy.
Oh.
Said he doesn't like talking about that part, but yeah
So that's the costume
Yeah, he does
And he still has some of the marks on his body from it too
They don't really go away after things like that
But you really think you could just do it like online
That's the only way to do it
Like when you're
Well, that's what everyone does nowadays
Yeah, when you're like how we are
Up in age
How we are up in age
I was talking about it on on stream
It was like what's the cutoff
For like when you're
can live in a dorm.
Or, yeah.
Like, there has to be a cutoff.
Like, you can't be, like, 80 years old, and you're like, okay, I'm going to go back to
school.
And then...
Yeah, is there a cutoff?
Google that shit.
And then, like...
And then, like, you go and they'll allow you to just sit, to be in the dorm.
See if there's a dorm cutoff age.
Like, imagine it's like, I do a random, like, dorm mate.
Because don't some people do that?
And then they show up and they meet their...
roommate just that's what i did and then you move
you live with him for i lived with him for two years really what was his name blake his
name was david and we had the same birthday you didn't fuck with him now no i indeed did you feel
like you're lucky like yeah no we got it's like my mom was like kind of nervous because i had like
a random roommate she was like i don't know how we're gonna do how he's gonna do and she left and
he was like he's gonna be fine it's like me and me and my uh
my roommate we got along like normal we got along like really like thank god it's like two normal
people it's crazy we have the same birthday his name was david my name was davis
hmm you could he was black too so i think like uh brain it was a little jealous oh makes sense
there can only be like one yeah your life yeah exactly specifically it was like what the fuck and then
i would say i was it was like yeah my my man's coming over and then uh what i was i would tell david
Debris,
Debray, it would be like, yeah,
Brandon's coming over,
like,
and then we would go to, like,
NC, A&T,
and, like,
there's literally no white people
at that college,
like, besides the starting quarterback
at the time.
So I went there,
I went there to, like,
visit his friends,
and it was crazy,
dude, it was crazy.
And then I was like,
man,
I wish Brandon was here.
And then Debrer looked at me,
and he was like,
Brandon's not black, man.
I was like, damn.
Like,
he was like,
he wouldn't enjoy it here?
Is that what I was like?
It is not black.
He's black, but he ain't enjoying this.
What am I going to do you?
I can't be like, I can't be like, yeah, he is.
See, this would be me.
66-year-old LSU freshman is now the marching band's oldest member ever
in proof that it is never too late to chase your dream.
Yeah, but you can go to.
Now, is that his dream, though?
Of course, it's an accountant.
Of course that's his dream.
He wouldn't be in a marching band.
I still think about this about soccer.
Like, can I go back?
I feel like, I can I play on.
SMU soccer team?
I just don't know if I'd feel good about it.
Somebody at SMU or TCU.
Can I play on the soccer team?
There were older people in my community college.
Obviously, they're not like living there and shit, but they're like showing up just to like, you know, they're trying to get a degree and shit.
Except it's probably my age.
Like my age, the people were probably about my age whenever I was in college.
See, I don't think there's definitely not a age requirement to go to school.
You can go to school.
like I think a lady graduated and she was like 90s she was like 97 but but like there
there has I don't know if it's written anywhere because you probably would just get denied but like
if you're 44 and you're like I want to go back to school and also I want a dorm like to you
want it to live that college right you want to you miss the college experience that you want to
go back because I think you would still be a freshman but could you be a.
44 year old freshman and live in the dorms.
And hit the part and like go to the parties.
I mean,
you could definitely go to the parties.
But I feel like you'd get roasted.
Of course you're like,
how old are you?
No, of course you do.
Imagine just like a group of drunk frat dudes just going in on.
At that point,
you would be living with 18 and 19 year olds like in dorms and you're 40.
Do you ever get intimidated walking past like a group of like high schoolers or like young
college kids.
It's weird.
I don't know what the feeling is.
It's weird.
But like if they're grouped together.
Oh,
so you,
if you're 21,
you can't live there?
Is that what that says?
Oh,
so you don't,
oh,
so anyone under 21 has to live on campus.
Yeah,
that's how I was.
Yeah.
So there's not really an age.
No.
I mean,
I think I had.
What if we,
what if we did it?
We go,
like,
let's go to,
I'm not hanging around 18 years.
Room with me.
I'd room with you.
We hit the parties
They come into our room
We host the parties
You have your fucking like
I have a CPAP
You have your fucking
You're invisible line
And they're like what the
What are the onks doing here?
Do you sleep with a CPAP?
Not yet
You're about to
Yeah I'm about to
Because you're snoring so shit
I think it's just because my sleep is so shit
No I don't think I could
I might
I'm start I feel like I'm starting
And there's a lot of things
And traumas
that I've done to myself to where the older I get,
the more I start thinking,
did I have a learning disability?
I've never thought that about you.
X is popping his head in.
He just wants to make sure everyone's working at all times.
He's just making sure everything's good.
But like the older I get, it's like, wait a second,
I can't remember it anything.
I'll try to read the Bible,
and that's just like, all right, I don't want to say
I'm wasting my time.
because that's not something you want to say after you say you're reading the Bible but you're saying
you're saying you can't comprehend or remember or focus at all you're not saying the Bible's a waste of
time you're saying you're reading comprehension is second grade there's not a gen Z Bible
no I genuinely need like a and it's not even on we can just say not even Bible first off
Bible's a hard ass read and that that's my point John 316 God love the world so
much that he sent his one and only son so those who trust him will not be destroyed but
they'll have everlasting life okay that's not god didn't god didn't send his son to trash the world
but to save it through him see this is what i could you're if you trust god you won't get judged
but you if you don't trust him you're already in a tough spot because you haven't trusted in the
name of god's one and only son see like this is what i need this is breaking it down for like people
like me.
I mean, this is crazy.
They could,
they could word it even funnier.
Like, no cap.
If you ain't believing in God, no cap, you might, you might be fucked.
Can you start at Genesis 1?
I want to see Genesis 1.
This is the Gen Z Bible.
In the very start, in the very start, God made the sky and the earth.
So basically, at first, the earth was a hot mess.
It didn't have any structure or anything, just emptiness and darkness all around.
But then the Spirit of God started doing its thing cruising over the oceans.
That's what that's what I need.
I mean that this would then I could start like following this story like the homie Moses was or like you know his disciples on some gang shit
were reping Jesus.
I don't think it would put with the shit.
See, I don't think it would say any curse words.
Oh, they, you know.
You're kind of like, that's my verse.
That's, if I was to write it, that'd be my version.
That's 09, B-T-H version.
Yeah, like B-T-H.
Okay.
Bible, T-H.
B-T-H.
B-T-H.
B-T-H. B-T-H. B-T-H-Bible the hype.
Okay.
See, that'd be, but no, genuinely, I need like, I mean, Bible or not,
this vape just kind of hit me.
I need a stunt.
Bible or not.
Just, the older I get, the more it's just like, I think I have a learning disability.
And I'm like, I just can't remember shit.
I read.
I can't remember names.
I can't fucking.
It's just, I don't know.
But I'm also like, no, maybe I was normal in school.
And then throughout the things that I've done to my brain throughout my life.
Throughout your life.
Maybe that kind of.
And it's the older you get.
I feel like you kind of get a little dumber.
Learning starts being harder.
You think the older you get, the dumber you get.
Yes.
In certain ways.
No, I wouldn't say the older you get, the older you get, the harder it is to comprehend and learn new things.
See, I do wonder what my IQ score would be, too.
But there's no, you got to like pay for tests.
And I was about to, this, here's my point actually right here.
Let's hear it.
On stream.
Someone was like, do a free IQ test here.
You can do a free one here.
I clicked on it.
It gave examples of what the questions would be, and I just clicked off.
Because I was like, I don't feel like.
Thinking like that that right there is just like yeah maybe I'm not
Ready for one an IQ test to go back to college three learning new things
Maybe I'm just not ready for that because I've been trying to do that with chess and it is it's just like I got to go back over and over and over and read or not read
Rewatch rewatch rewatch re-learn I just I can't remember openings. It's just like but I feel like like I'm a smart aware conscious
semi-normal
pretty like
I don't know where my IQ stands
but like I don't feel like I don't feel like I'm an idiot
just when it comes to like
learning and comprehending
and reading and actually understanding
what I just read and being able to remember it
and implement it into real life
or real thought or real conversation
it's just it's tough
and um
yeah I'm learning that as I get older
everything's just fucking
everything's just harder to do
it is
but yeah I want to say like a six month
six month thing and then I could just say
so then when I say yeah I'm an ECU fan
they'll be like why and I'll be like I graduated
from there that's how we got here so that's what
or apparently
ECU gives out degrees
so I'm trying to get all I'm trying to do is get
tell your story I'm trying to get so
good in life and so
and shit type beat that like they just give me a degree i enjoyed doing music i took some music
classes the honorary degrees shall receive nominations each academic year see like all i need
is i just got to i got to get in somehow i got to get in somehow and they'll be like why
why does davis edwards deserve a degree and i need to have enough people to be like oh he's
paving the way in the digital age of
marketing strategies.
And then they'll be like, oh, then he deserves it.
We don't have many of that.
We need more of that around there.
And then I'll be like, and then I get to joke with Blake for my whole life because then
I have a degree.
He has a degree and he finished college and I did it.
That's kind of like where I'm at.
But are you actually thinking about that?
Or is it just one of those?
How am I supposed to get a fake degree?
I mean, how are I supposed to get a degree given to me?
Are you serious or are you just late night bored Taco Bo thoughts?
I've actually thought about this for many, many years.
But like...
I've thought about it getting shredded for a long time, too.
Yeah.
Taco Bell.
Taco Bo.
I can't believe your go-to is Taco Bo.
It's the only thing open past 3 a.m.
McDonald's.
No, there's not like a McDonald's around here that's open.
Really?
Yeah, there's not.
And Frisco?
Plus, like, for some reason, I feel like McDonald's, or I feel, if I order McDonald's at 3 a.m., 4 a.m., like, it's over.
I've completely given up in my brain.
This is how I justify it.
If I order Taco Bell, that's chicken.
Lean meats.
What do you get from Taco Bell?
What was your last Taco Bo order?
I go crazy.
See, see, I was telling Nick this off stream, but last.
Off chat.
Off chat.
last uh last friday i ordered i've been doing all right i've been i get my factor meals and you know
they're like 500 calories 600 calories i eat two of those a day then have like a meal myself
then like i'm good so like a 1500 calories i've been doing all right then i ordered taco bell
off off of a whim like last friday and i woke up like literally hating myself like
Like I say it a lot
I'm like yeah
I'm gonna eat this
I'm gonna hate myself
The next day
I looked at myself in the
In the mirror
And I was like what the
What is
I don't know
You're gross
Like
Like what?
Like every time I look at you
I hate you
I have the same thoughts
I have the same thoughts
And ever since then
I was like I think that was like
The ground
That was the rock bottom I needed
Yeah I hit some of that
This past week
To where I would
Just order the most
like I wouldn't even
Like what was it the other day
The other day I had a giant
Jersey Mike sub
With chips
And I Coke of course
Can't add extra calories
So that right there
It's probably like over 2,500
A giant sub is like I think like
2300 chips is like
200 plus I think
It's a fuck ton of calories
Demolish it all
It comes to
It's like 11 p.m. or something
Then I'm laying down.
I'm pine parked out of my mind.
Then I'm like, I'm not hungry at all.
But it's that time.
It's, dude, does your body, like, start craving it?
Yeah, I'm not hungry at all.
I'm just, like, craving.
It's just 1 a.m.
and you're like, well, my body is telling me that now is the time to stuff my fat,
fucking ugly face.
Yeah.
So I have to do it.
If I stuff my fat fucking ugly face right now, I'll probably fall asleep soon.
Right, exactly.
So it's basically medication.
Right.
so I had the giant jersey mic's sub
a giant number eight
cold
or cold club club
just a number eight a club sandwich
a giant club
Mike's way of course of course Mike and then later that night
11 p.m. at night something like that
high off Pine Park
fucking not hungry
not hungry at all I could just like drink some water and go to sleep
but I won't fall asleep I'll just sit there
then it'll hit 3 a.m. And then I'm like all right
I'll fucking order McDonald's now
So I'm like, let me just get this food out of the way
Yeah
Because I know I'm gonna order it later anyways
So I order
What was this place called?
It was some taco place
But I got like a three taco meal with beans and rice
And then I got a torta sandwich
Which is like pretty fucking big as well
With two things of fries
This is from where?
I think it's like three six five tacos
I think that might be
what it's called.
Okay.
But it was just,
in that itself
was probably over 2,000 calories.
So it's just like a 4,000 plus day.
Off two meals.
And I felt like such shit.
Just so much like sodium.
Just,
I just felt puffy and fat and lazy
and didn't hit the gym and depressed.
And like,
I was like,
am I depressed because I don't have a haircut?
Or am I,
like,
I couldn't,
I didn't want to get out of bed.
Yeah.
I didn't want to go to the gym, didn't want to move, didn't want to take Chewy out.
Like, yeah.
I just, it just fucking, like, what's the word?
It just fucking makes you not want to move.
It just, like, stuns you.
It's like a stun attack.
I'm just stunned and, like, can't move out of my bed.
Yeah.
And then usually I'll just sit in bed all day.
And then I'll wake up the next day and then move a little bit.
And today, move a little, or yesterday move a little, or yesterday move a little
or today, boom, finally back in the gym.
I'm about to go crazy.
Actually, today might fucking suck because I don't know.
I'm just not feeling it today.
But I'm going to go to the gym, go home.
I feel like such shit that I know I have to eat clean.
Tomorrow I'll probably eat cleaners.
Tonight I'll probably order some meal prep.
Tomorrow I'll probably eat clean as well.
Friday, I'll get my meal prep.
But then I might find something to do outside and then go maybe like drink or something
and then come back.
Not eat the meal prep.
Order more food.
Same on Saturday.
The cycle repeats.
And then you just do this for about 15 years.
And then you just see very slow, very, very slow growth.
And quite frankly, I'm sick of it.
I have to lock in, though.
Like, I've been waiting.
I've been waiting for the moment.
I think last Friday was.
To sit rock bottom.
That last Friday was the moment.
It kind of happens like that.
It was the moment to the point where like,
Now I've been walking with like a I've been walking like four miles a day with like a weighted vest on you ain't Pam
I am started that trend the weighted vest
Pam Smith doing that as well oh really I didn't even know that but like even as I'm walking
I'm like why the fuck am I walking like run pussy kind of like then you like try and then you're like
no I don't even try I don't even try and then I'm like well maybe I could bike and I'm like why do I want a bike
oh because I sit on my fat fucking ass while I move my feet
Yeah.
Why don't I just run like a man?
And then you just walk it out.
Then you just walk it out and like,
walk it out of your thoughts.
I just literally walk for six miles and those are my thoughts.
The entire,
every step.
You walk for six miles?
Yeah.
How long does that take like two hours?
Two and a half hours?
Two and a half hours.
Just late night.
Courage J.D., man.
See, like, how did Jack fight it, man?
How did, I'm gonna call him.
Is he, wait, can you see if he's live?
I mean, I just can't stand.
a motherfucker that actually does it.
Yeah.
He is life?
Fuck.
I can't stand a motherfucker who acts in like repuls.
Fucking.
Dude, repos looks so good.
You see his, he has abs.
Yeah, he's been grinding.
I'm like, this dude is fucking chubby.
And he's just doing it right.
Like, even like Hilton,
like, he'll,
he'll actually, he'll really just stick to the diet.
And he'll just, like, lean out.
Like, Hilton was like my size,
like 205, something like that.
What's the most, what's like the worst part about the diet for you?
For me,
late night.
It's falling asleep.
For me, it's prepping.
For me, it's like the cooking part.
No, that's not too bad for it.
For me,
for me,
it's late night.
I wouldn't even say,
for me,
it's just late night's sleep.
Yeah.
Like,
if I just have nothing but healthy foods in me and I'm like eating at like a controlled
portion,
say I'm at like 23,
2400 calories.
It's just,
like the,
I'm just,
my body's so addicted,
by being complete my body so addicted
to being completely stuffed
like look at this shit
like he went from there bro just locks in
until there like that should be me one year one year
that's all it took that should be me
that should fucking be me
but yeah at night trying to fall asleep
is just so tough yeah
and then I'll hit and then like the brain chemistry
will change to where like I'll hit a low
or especially if I like if I go out I drink even on like drinking days I can keep it clean and then
just like I'm saving calories for alcohol but then the next day I wake up hungover and then I don't
really eat till like 3 p.m. but then 3 p.m. hits and I actually am really fucking hungry and I'm like
pro like beef, beef rice and maybe some veggies or something right now like fuck no like I have meal prep
sitting in there I can easily just make it but like nah like you know it's a it's a Saturday lazy
day. I ain't doing shit anyways.
Like I might as well just like enjoy myself,
have this. And then boom, tomorrow's Sunday.
And then I'm a Sunday,
I start going hard. I'm a meal prep and shit.
Then like I go out with James on a Saturday that night.
Slay out.
Cycle,
replay out some bitches. Yeah, like who, you, you, you,
we're out. Come on.
Come on. All look at you. All y'all. How many?
One, two, three, four. Eight. Fourteen. Fourteen girls.
And then like me, James, 14 girls.
And we'll go.
We go to Taco Bell
And then
Then I'll wake up on Sunday
Feel like shit
Yeah, it's just
But that's
That sort of has been the
The summer
vibe
Just a
Do super well
Monday Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday,
Thursday, even Friday
And then on like a Saturday
And Sunday
It's just I'm just fucking drunk
He doesn't look like that
James?
Yeah
No James James
James kills his
kills the lights
And his
I do the same thing
Yeah, I feel...
What do you guys do?
Y'all are like...
On my Instagram, I'll post a pick and be like...
See, that I look like.
That's you right there.
That's me.
That's the real me.
But like if I post like a downlighting pick, I got a pump.
I've ate nice and clean, got some carbs in me.
I feel filled out.
Take a nice pick in the downlighting.
It's nice and dark.
I lower the exposure.
Yes, you do.
Fucking 18 steps.
And then I'm like, I don't like...
I don't look like that.
But I post it.
This is exactly what I like.
And then like, you know, a couple, one, two, three.
Well, maybe one.
So hopefully one, a girl likes the picture.
And then it goes nowhere.
Then it goes nowhere.
No, then it usually goes to like, I'll slide in.
She'll reply two days later.
We might set something up for like a date, go out the dinner.
She'll text me the next day.
Like, she can't stop thinking about me.
and I'll be like, yeah, I had so much fun.
Then I'll text her like a few days later, won't get a response.
Then I'll be like, yo, let's do this.
She'd be like, I'm down.
That day will come.
She'll cancel.
I'll like, all right, maybe this weekend or something.
She'll completely ignore everything I ever said.
We won't talk for three weeks.
Then one day she'll like a picture and maybe reply with like hard eyes.
And then so I'll say something to her.
And I'll like, oh, she wants me again.
So then we'll try it.
And then we meet up again.
and then we have a good time, and then we both go home, and then we ignore each other for four days,
and then we play hard to get, and then it's just can't respond to text messages too quick,
or you're going to seem needy, and girls are unattracted to needy guys.
They want some guy who doesn't really have time for them, but at the same time, they want you to have time for them.
And so you're just playing this psychological warfare game of who's going to text who, who's more needy,
I'm too cool.
It doesn't really matter if you hit me up, but like when we hang out, it's the best time ever.
And we both kind of want to get married and have kids,
but we're just not sure if that's going to come
because we both have egos and Instagram
kills our brain cells and we're always looking
at other people. We always think there's someone's better
for us. So we're never really going to settle down. And the next
thing you know you're 34 and you're wondering what the fuck's
going on.
So how's dating
life going? Well, usually how it goes.
Yeah, what the fuck is this?
That was a long time ago.
I think I was a little lean right there too.
1 v1 me brawl to the death
you win in
you'd stomp my head in
no niak you're too big and strong
Hitches whoa
I didn't
Why did it get
Why did it get 73%
Out of 20,000 votes?
Yeah
You must uh
I don't know
Must have been a while ago
You might have been like late
Late process upload or something
Yeah
Dude the fucking
Every tweet is just
Dude
it's like
it's like
people want the process
people want
they want it to come out
and
when it doesn't come out
they're like well what could I say that's filled with hate
what can I say that will make
and then they'll be like
what this org used to be is nothing
compared to it's a shell of what it once was
and it's like you're talking about
of a long documentary.
You're not talking about a fucking
like what I was doing was so different.
And people are just like,
and people are trying to rope me into it.
You never would have done this.
People are saying that and I get, I mean,
I wouldn't, but I guess I get it.
But I mean, some of the shit obviously you don't get.
People are just saying dumb shit.
But I've sat behind Roger a few days and just,
like he's shown me some stuff and I'm like god damn this shit's gonna fucking people are going i want
the new season of stranger things but i'm not gonna go to the fucking director and be like
you've killed all the hype from the last four seasons nothing that you've done will ever like
you know we're not even gonna watch anymore i don't even care anymore look what you've done to
your and it's like dude like if you want it i get it obviously and they're like
probably me 22 year old
stock and shelves at a grocery store
just spewing
hate. Where is the hatred coming from?
I don't understand. But I can say
I've seen some of this. What are the replies
to this? What are the replies?
Just two more months. We're almost
there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hitch would have had this done in two weeks.
We're really going to get, see
like no one, everyone's so
fucking, everyone's so bent out of shape.
Besides Sandy.
Yeah, well, Sandy's a
excited.
There could be videos of you kicking puppies and Sandy would be like, it's fine.
It was a bad puppy.
Okay.
My, what I want people to know for all 300 people listening right now.
Right.
I've stood behind Roger and he's shown me some shit.
And we've sat there and watched and this shit's going.
I think everyone's going to watch this.
and be like, holy fuck, that was good.
This shit is fucking good.
This is the type of video that could,
what I was making was only for the optic fans.
It was for the same 70 to on.
This should be Netflix.
What I was doing was the same 70 to 100,000 people
that are going to watch every video.
Like we should delay this even more and get it on Netflix.
What Roger is doing is very, very different.
I mean, I can't even say, he doesn't want much said, but even the parts that should be chill.
I was getting chills watching it.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like, when that, when those parts happen, people are going to be like, oh.
I mean, I hope fucking pussies.
No, I think.
It's not a movie you have to pay to go see.
It's not a fucking TV show you got to download the streaming service for.
We're not selling it to people.
or you have to buy it to see it,
you're complaining about
how often
the free
extremely
quality content
is hitting
your fucking YouTube channel.
And this ain't Mr. Beast with fucking 14
editors doing different parts and working on different...
I don't think people...
There is, Roger,
this is probably going to be the last video that Roger edits.
And I don't know if he said that either.
we might have to cut that too.
But Raj has a completely different role now.
He's a completely different job.
He is not holding cameras.
He is not even editing anymore.
Like he has a completely different job.
This is probably the last thing that he edits.
So like he's going to go out with a bang.
And also he's got so much other shit to do.
Like so much other shit.
So I don't know.
Obviously.
And if Hex was here, he'd be like, shut the fuck up.
Like you would have had this done a week.
like that like hex is kind of pushes that narrative but like for this shit let him work let him
fucking cook no when it drops people will understand i think when it drops people will understand
no fuck fuck those people i i hope they keep that same fucking energy even when it drops yeah
why they're over there fucking beating it seeing murk pop up for the first time dude i can't even
say anything that i know but the the how murk
how Merck comes into play in this is fucking crazy.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, I think so.
No, I think.
This video, this, I made visions from a week to week basis.
I would, whatever happened on Monday or whatever happened on Tuesday to the next Tuesday, that's what I covered.
Raj is starting.
This video starts with Pred on the team the first time.
Pred got dropped
And he comes back
Gets dropped again
We pick up Merck
And all of that is covered in one video
It is a movie basically
About one season
Yeah
Of an entire
Esport team
So like
I'm shit
He showed me man
I'm
I don't really care
When when stuff like this drops
Yeah
You never watched a vision
Like I never
I watch some of the visions
But it's like
I appreciate them
And it's just, I don't know.
It's just, I don't want to say not my thing.
But this, while watching it, I was like, damn, I'm fucking excited to watch this.
Just every little part he showed me, I was just like, holy fuck, man, this is so good.
Like, just different times, like, just the perfect, you know, like, in all these people do interviews.
And then, like, say, like, while Dashy's talking, it'll show him, like, walking up on.
stage and like right right but just different there's so many there was just different shots that were
just that connect so hard which is like like how someone's sitting like i mean i don't want to like
talk about certain parts so i'm just going to completely make something up how fucking like
like see murk's doing an interview and then he's just sitting there like this just like in the back
backstage fucking locker room or whatever the hell rooms they have back there and it's just
the music's going in his interview
and it's just like boom he says something in an interview
dope as fuck the music hits at a perfect time and he stands up
and it's just like little shit like that and you know
just little shit bro everything was just so good
it like it kind of gave me chills just standing in there watching
like I think this is gonna be amazing I think this
and I think what my initial thought was I made
I made videos for optic fans for the same 70 to 100,000 optic fans
and then every once in a while I would make one
where it would go past that.
This,
I think people from other e-sports
are going to watch this.
Like I think people from other...
Yeah.
I think this is going to be a gaming video
where people are like, what?
Because I think,
I think a misconception
that I think is just now turning,
at least I think it's turning,
even though I'm very biased,
is there is something in the atmosphere
of e-sports where it is
the gaming org is better
based off of the amount of teams that they have
when I don't think that fucking matters
like if I think you need that staple team
TSM had their League of Legends team
fucking Sentinels had their
their Valorant team
100 Thieves phase has their fucking CS team
100thieves had their hoodies
How did the thieves had their great hoodies?
Faze had
And Faze is a little different
Because it's two different orcs
Like Atlanta Faze and Faze are two totally
Different things.
So like Faze has their CS team
But like
Optic we we've always had our Call of Duty team
And for some reason Optic fans turn that
And be like oh you guys aren't a real or you don't have
four other teams
And it's like do you want us to have four other shit teams?
But it's also we've tried
And like no one gave a far
We've done that with
Apex, Rocket League,
Halo,
what other,
I mean, CS,
Counterstrike worked.
Counterstrike did work.
And I think if I don't know.
Gears maybe worked a little bit too.
I think,
I mean,
gears kind of worked.
But that's just because we had the number one team,
dominant is,
right, right.
If we had a top three team.
Yeah,
no one would.
Like,
if we had a top,
dude,
if we,
if we had the best team in N.
In a,
in Counterstrike right now,
we would be a top 25 team in the world.
Does that do any fucking thing?
Yeah.
If you're like, I've,
I can think of five orgs right now that have 12 teams.
And no one fucking cares.
Like,
no one cares unless those teams are fucking winning.
And in order to get 12 winning teams,
you would have to go.
I mean,
it's so delusional.
So delusional to think that that's even possible.
And over the last five years,
we've seen we've seen so we've seen teams what was it eG won valerate worlds and then drop their whole team
a hundred thieves won cod champs and then budget cut their whole team it's like what like what the
fuck are we doing at that point like yeah yeah we're a legit e-sport for one year we won the championship
but now we now we have to sell our fucking clothes sell our used shoes in order to keep the lights on
because we've spent all this fucking money and now we can't afford anything else like that's just
insane to me.
So like what we're doing here
is we're taking our team
that is Optic that everyone
knows that's our staple team. It's always going to be our
staple team and we're making
the best fucking quality content about it
and that's just what we do and I'm
glad that it's happening.
Sorry, I got ranted there for a little bit.
Kind of like you with the girls and you're not getting any
girls and shit. Yeah, it's kind of just rant what you're
passionate about. Just kind of same. Yeah, kind of same
shit. Yeah, no, people
people will understand man.
understand um i guess on a more positive note a lot of fucked up shit happening in in the world
we talked about on the optic podcast yeah what did what did you guys talk about when the optic pod
boz was talking about this dude in dallas got his fucking apparently it was some dude killed his
boss chopped his fucking head off rolled it down a drive look riley's gonna bring up the clip yeah
do not bring up the clip bring up the clip i do not want to see the clip i saw it let me see what the
guy looks like who is that the murderer?
No, that's the murderer. Bottom right.
That's the guy who's head got cut off. That's the guy whose head got cut off.
What the fuck. And it's not even on some like cartel shit. It's just like,
they both, from what I read, they both worked at the motel and they got into a bunch of
arguments. He was killed in front of his
wife and child
and head cut off.
I don't get it. That's him.
I don't get it. People are, I just
don't get it. I saw the video.
I stayed off Twitter when
all the Charlie Kirk shit happens. See, I saw
the Charlie Kirk shit. I didn't want to see it.
I didn't know it. I opened
Twitter and I was like scrolling and it was like
Charlie Kirk's something, scroll down. Of course, the video's
right there and it's just boom. I didn't
close up. I didn't know who
I didn't know who Charlie Kirk was.
I never even heard of him.
I know who he is.
I wasn't like a fan.
I didn't sit there watching his videos and stuff.
Alexis texted me and said,
I just saw a guy get shot on Twitter.
And I was like,
oh, I'm sorry.
Like, that's Twitter for you.
Yeah.
I didn't know it was going to be,
I didn't know it was a fucking political assassination.
Yeah.
A witness said that they were,
the guy was cleaning a motel room
when the victim approached
and told not to use a broken,
broken washing machine.
What?
He became upset that the victim was speaking to her to translate rather than speaking directly to him.
I mean, I don't know.
Surveillance should fucking pull out a machete.
Like, why do you have the machete on you?
Like, you're just like, if he fucks, and you know what, I'm sick of this shit.
Like, if he, if he fucks with me, if he, he says the wrong thing.
And then it's like, it's one thing to like, just like, boom, machete shot.
And then you're like, done.
but then to get his head off.
Wait,
did you say you saw this?
I saw the video.
I saw the,
I saw,
because,
and he walks out with the head by like the hair or something?
No,
he drives away and I don't know if he tosses it out the window,
but it's rolling.
And then somebody goes up and picks the head up
and puts it off to the side.
And they're just like,
literally picks the head up and puts it off to the side.
Dude.
How fucking scarred do you got to be to,
to see that.
Dude, it was, oh my God.
Just some witness, some casual, some normie.
It was from like a...
Walking down the street, fucking,
it was from like a surveillance camera too.
Surveillance camera like up here and you can see the whole parking lot.
It was dude, I literally,
I finally put Twitter on.
I was streaming.
I was streaming while I saw it.
And I turned on Twitter and I went, bro,
the fucking world is fucked.
I think I said that.
And obviously, Blake,
thought I was talking about the Charlie Kirk thing and he was like well you know sometimes
he was like yeah it is fucked but like you know people are talking about it and figuring it out and
I'm like dude no you have no idea what I just saw and this is what I saw I actually didn't even know
if it was real until because I like blocked it on my brain until you just told me Bose was talking
about it but like I did everything in my brain or everything in my power to dodge the Charlie Kirk
shit which I did I never I haven't seen it but then I put 12.
I haven't seen this one.
It's, oh, it's fucking...
I mean, this is all within, like, two weeks.
You see the...
The...
What was she?
They got stabbed on the bus.
Bro.
Oh, my...
She was...
I didn't see that.
I didn't see that one either.
I mean, the girl on the bus, they got stabbed.
People were saying it was, like, obviously, the dude's psychotic.
And, like, schizophrenic or something.
Yeah.
What was she?
He was...
Ukrainian.
Yeah, Ukrainian.
Fucking ridiculous.
man it's it just feels like it feels like everything is so gross in the world right now that's what it
feels like well you kind of what's the what's the quote i'm looking for i try to i stay away from it
because i feel like what you think about becomes your reality and like i don't want to live
in like this scared world reality where there's wars like i feel like i'm living in a war and
this is worried about what this guy's
But this side's going to save it's this side and this guy this economy's falling apart and our president and our fucking
This guy got shot and like I can't wake up turn on my fucking piece or turn on my turn on the news
And like get sucked into that like that's not what I want my reality to be like
Like of course there's a general reality but your perspective
Will become your reality. You don't have to get all caught up and sucked into all the negatives and
stuff you can like live in your little i don't want to say box but like like your perspective on the
world as i wake up it's another blessed day i'm going to eat healthy today feed my mind body and soul
say some prayers have a good time try to serve others pet your dog take them out yeah uh try to get a girlfriend
get on a go on a date don't text for a few days like like that like that like that can be your
react like that that can be your perspective that can be your reality you can have a great life like
that instead of indulging your indulging yourself into just nothing but negatives and it's us versus them
and i'm a victim and they don't understand me right and blah blah blah and also you're not
changing the world by tweeting about it anything else going on uh college football college football college football
Let's go WVU.
West Virginia.
Why?
That's the school I would have went to.
If I didn't have a...
If I didn't have a learning disability, but yeah, thanks.
If you really gave it your all, you could have made it into West Virginia.
Yeah, well, Clayster.
And we probably would have teamed and I would have been a Codwold champ.
That's nothing to do with school, though.
Did Clay go to West Virginia?
Yeah.
I don't know if he'd graduate.
Mount Mama
Yeah, that's where I would have went.
No, we should pick an NFL team and let's pick an NFL team and we're both, we both be fans of it.
Just die hard.
Then let's go to like Sess House on a Sunday.
And then just like be rowdy when our team plays.
Marcus Vic.
Marcus Vic.
Michael Vic.
Wait, Mike, Mike Vic went to West Virginia.
Oh, he went to Virginia Tech.
Yeah, duh.
West Virginia.
Isn't that where Pat McAfee went?
Yeah, Pat McAfee.
Wait, Steve Harvey went to WVU?
Jerry West.
Gary West, that's the fucking logo, right?
Damn, that's crazy.
I didn't know he went there.
Doesn't have Clayster up there?
Yeah, Clay's, I don't think he graduated.
Yeah, let's pick, who's our NFL team.
Chad, let us know in the comments who are NFL teams.
The Texans.
But then we'll have no fun.
Why?
It's just going to be lost.
I think they're pretty good.
When they were on,
aren't they pretty good?
Are the Texans good?
They're not good?
Oh.
Yeah, fucking Dalton Schultz
when he was on the Cowboys,
I was a Cowboys fan.
He's not there any longer.
I don't,
I don't really care.
I kind of want to,
I kind of want to be a Vikings fan
just because that's the only team
I was ever a fan of.
But that was like Randy Mosh,
T'Kohlbeber,
Chris Carter,
fucking.
You don't want to be a Ravens,
fan? I could. Isn't that what
is that what your friends would be?
Yeah. A Ravens fan? Actually, a lot of
people where I grew up were Redskins fans. Same.
It was either Redskins or Ravens.
Because like the
There's mostly Redskins though.
Yeah, because like the generation
before me, there was no Panthers.
So like if you were from the, if you were from the North
Carolina, you were a Redskins fan.
I feel like there's Loki a lot of Redskins fans.
Yeah, I think so too. Like they just kind of ran that
those few states. They hate the
cowboys. They hate the
cowboys. Yeah, that was always, why
was that? I felt like that was like America's
match.
It was like Redskins versus Cowboys on Thanksgiving.
Yeah, that's what I thought too.
But now it's like Eagles Cowboys is what
it seems like. Redskins versus Cowboys
was always a fucking rivalry.
Like that was the
on like Thanksgiving, bro. I swear
I would always. 17th biggest rivalry
in the world. Oh, wait, what are the biggest
rivalries? Can you look at
up sportssters biggest rivalries the sportsster biggest rivalries i bet you it's going to be duke
carolina i bet you it's going to be what is uh packers packers uh is it packers uh is it
is it behemadalee versus joe fraser oh celtics versus brewers i don't oh there's probably a lot
of oh it's definitely going to be yankees versus men's
definitely going to be Barcelona.
Barcelona Real Madrid.
Giants versus Dodgers.
Michigan, Ohio State.
Yeah.
Arkansas.
Michigan.
Cowboys Redskins at 17.
Duke Carolina at 16.
Wait, what?
Bears,
Bears Packers is what I was thinking.
That's a bigger rivalry.
Celtics and Lakers.
Celtic and Rangers.
Those are both soccer teams.
Ravens for Steelers.
I don't know if that's 10.
I can't believe Duke Carolina is all the way up there.
Nah, Duke Carolina was huge.
When I was growing up in a Duke Carolina game.
Liverpool, Manchester United.
Argentina versus Brazil.
Now it's going to be some like worldwide.
Red Sox, Red Sox, Yankees.
Duh.
Why didn't we think of that?
Yeah, the first one's going to be the El Crosco, yeah.
Barcelona versus Real Madrid.
Yeah, we got to figure out our teams, man.
Got to figure out our teams.
Who do you want to go for, man?
We got to pick before we.
I think we have to go for the Cowboys.
We gotta be Cowboys fans?
I think we have to be.
There's just nothing else to do.
I just think it's funny.
I think it's more funny than anything.
Like I'm never...
We gotta show up to Sess out one day
and both of us just have Cowboys.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
Fucking merch.
Imagine we just picked the most random team like the Jets.
Well, we're fucking...
We're like the Browns.
Bro, the Browns and the Lions growing up,
they were so bad.
God, it's fucking
3.41.
What's up, man?
I mean, if I hit the gym,
it's going to be fucking prime time
fucking peasantville.
Hmm.
You know, those people, like, have jobs
and then they get after it?
Yeah.
Fucking hate them.
All right, that's going to do it
for this flycast, man.
Thank you guys so much for tuning in.
I felt like this was actually a pretty good episode.
There's more therapeutic than any.
We'll try to get a guest for next week.
But, yeah,
Thank you guys so much for tuning in.
And, uh, Riley, play the outro music.
