The Flycast - HECZ OPINION ON THE NEW ERA OF CONTENT | The Flycast Ep. 113

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Don't act like you want it. Yo, big hacks, big hacks. Big, heck, big, heck. Big, big, big, Nick. Nick so big. My name is meathead. Uh, me dad. Uh.
Starting point is 00:00:10 Meadown. I need something, man. I'm so bored. All I do is sit around so fucking playing chess, losing, laying around. My, my dopamine spike last week was laying in my yard with,
Starting point is 00:00:46 my dog brushing his hair in the sun. That's, that's pretty, dude, I would love to do that. He was actually so happy. But I was just sitting there and I just started like smiling. And I was like, wow, that's, that was the only one this week. That's the only smile. That was probably, that was the only smile this week. Like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:01:06 You don't, I mean, obviously, like, there's a dumb question, but obviously you, you smile when Michelle walks in the room. No, we both just frown. We're both. Like, she woke up this one. morning wasn't talking to me. I was like, oh, here we're,
Starting point is 00:01:19 here we go. There we go. I think, I'll be like, what's wrong. What happened? But like, it's the fucking dogs. Like,
Starting point is 00:01:27 she was, she was up at like 2 a.m. 3 a.m. 5 a.m. Yeah. That's why I tell people. Because I just, don't,
Starting point is 00:01:33 don't have, don't have, edit that? You handle that? Oh. I say that too. Yeah, yeah. There's nothing real.
Starting point is 00:01:40 I, June and I had a very, very clear agreement, okay, from the beginning, which was, I don't want any more dogs beyond these three. Same.
Starting point is 00:01:50 Okay. And mine was the one. We got four more. We got four more who passed away RIP. RIP. Four additional dogs were acquired since then. And my only request. Four additional.
Starting point is 00:02:04 My only request was I am expecting you to handle all that shit. All that piss. Yeah. Okay. Now, how you handle that, whether you hire services, dog sitters, dog groomers, can I complain about some? Is this a place? Is this? That's literally what this is for.
Starting point is 00:02:25 That's why this was made. Okay, so here's the deal. We have a dog room. You guys have seen it? No. I can't remember specifically what it is. Okay. I've only been to your house like twice.
Starting point is 00:02:38 That is. You don't like people. I've never been to your house or your apartment. You don't like that crazy? I mean, if I had your house, guys, come on. Or I'd probably be... No, I know what's not to happen.
Starting point is 00:02:49 I know, I've seen what happens. And I will get offended. I know what happens. When people invite you two to Seth's house and you guys don't show up, I notice. Really? Yeah. Because I'm like, and I'm like, if I invite them to my house and they don't show up, fuck them. What?
Starting point is 00:03:05 But not like, I don't know if I've ever been invited to Seth's house. I wasn't last night for the NBA Finals game, too. No, but you were the week before that. To be fair. I wasn't going to go. I wasn't. People, people. No, I wasn't.
Starting point is 00:03:17 That's how I just assume I'm going to know. No, I don't think I was invited last week. If you're going to invite me at night on a weekday, I can't go. You got work. Yeah, it's the only time. Sunday count is weekday. What the fuck were you doing besides?
Starting point is 00:03:30 When last night? Yeah. I just didn't want to go there, drink, wake up and underperform. Dude, Seth lives. 45 minutes for me now. One second. From where I live and I didn't want to go
Starting point is 00:03:43 last night. And the only reason that it went is because Matt was visiting and I didn't want him to think that I wasn't excited about him moving here. So I went, Bose texted and he's like, he's a, yo, Seth's. And I was like, fuck, he's already there. And I was like, yeah, I'm on my way. And then, and then when I texted the thread, I'm on my way, he then texted, all right, I'm going to get dressed and start heading up. And I'm like, oh, you haven't even fucking left. And he lives down here and shit. So he was 45 minutes away. Yeah. So anyway, I'm glad that I went because Denisea, Isis's girlfriend, she made this fucking sharkooty reward from heaven.
Starting point is 00:04:25 She loves doing that. Dude, she is an artist. And Peterman did this like flower of salamis and shit. It was pretty good. I fucking destroy the shit out of that. Anyway, my complaint is this. She loves dogs. And I love my dogs.
Starting point is 00:04:41 But she loves dogs. she loves fucking crows and shit and the crows are fucking mega smart she's like an animal just pure animal lover her middle name is pita
Starting point is 00:04:52 I don't know what that means I'm kidding it's not the pet oh the pet thing I thought you were talking about the bread no oh no no Guadalupe is her name
Starting point is 00:05:02 Guadalupita pita and oh I'm almost see shout out to Pita and her soon-to-be husband Mr. Castro on their team shout out to his wrestling
Starting point is 00:05:12 match. His fucking insane wrestling match. But anyways, I got a dog room. His wrestling match. We're this fucking dog room. And we have this thing called... You didn't see his wrestling match on Twitter?
Starting point is 00:05:21 Dude, he was fucking... In front of like 70 or I don't know. Don't say anything. I posted that story after this podcast. Nobody tells him any... Go watch that and have the same experience that I had. I'm not even going to say anything about it. I'm not going to say...
Starting point is 00:05:34 Oh, oh, yes, I did see that. He said he lived out his childhood dream and shit. Yeah, but did you see the moves? I didn't see the moves right now. I only saw... Go. We'll see Castro's fucking moves. He was doing his thing?
Starting point is 00:05:45 Dude, I literally said, what the fuck was that? My mind could not believe it. We have a dog groom. We have grooming day. Two groomers come to the crib. How often it is? Once a month. Two groomers come to the crib.
Starting point is 00:06:04 They caught all seven of our dogs' hairs. But in total, by the end of the day, fifth... 17 dogs leave my house. Because Jude, who loves dogs, are neighbors from across the street. Oh, my. Their dogs from the other side. Our neighbors across the street
Starting point is 00:06:23 are the fucking coolest neighbors I've ever had. I consider them friends, even. And you can know I don't have friends. That's crazy. Yeah. And then the people to, Seth and, Seth and Is his dogs come over. Oh, Matt and Haley are moving.
Starting point is 00:06:40 They have two fucking dogs. Guess where they're going to get their shit cut? And then these guys, does groomers take a shit in my toilet on my wing of the house? They got to be there for like 12 hours. Yeah. And they heat up their food in my theater room. This one time I was watching. They bring pack lunch?
Starting point is 00:06:57 Yeah, though they're there. Listen, I'm complaining about it. I'm just doing it for the levity of it. But it does bother me. They heat up their food in my theater room. They heat up their food in my theater room. In the kitchen in my theater room. Okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:07:11 but that's your y'all's agreement next to the popcorn and what do you call those uh the cotton the cotton candy next to the cotton candy these guys not know what peanut butter and jelly is god see I'm in the same boat almost kinda I don't think you're in the same boat
Starting point is 00:07:26 so we had one dog and then she really wanted chewy and I didn't want one I really don't even want a dog but she had a dog already Milo and I turned or eventually loved him and whatever.
Starting point is 00:07:43 But then we got Chewy and I didn't really want and I was like we could like our friend found him, her friend found Chewy in her apartment dumpster like wrapped like in a bag or some shit. And he heard the cries. Yeah. It's which is insane. Always sucks.
Starting point is 00:08:03 So she like she's. I hope shit like that never happens in front of me. I hope that I never see somebody mistreating their dog in front of me because it's like not only like this dude is ruining two people's like lives right the dog's life and eventually my life because I can't stand by and let something happen I wish my brain could I cannot get out of my own way when it
Starting point is 00:08:29 comes to letting people know when they're being stupid when they're being unreasonable and when they're being mean I can I can and he is being mean dude if I saw somebody kick a dog I would, I don't know what I would do. Yeah. No, I don't know either. And I'm, and I'm, I know what I want to do, but I'm also afraid of like the consequences these days because it seems like.
Starting point is 00:08:53 Seems like someone does. Someone. Go real murdering anymore. You can't even just like beat them up or you like go to jail and then you have a felony or just like you. Dude, you have neck tattoos. That's the same thing as a felony. I'll be jailed for like six months off like a fighter.
Starting point is 00:09:10 something. I would not let that happen. I have good lawyer. Where was I? So we found Chewy in a dumpster. Or her friend did. So we go there, we visit it. Michelle's like, come on, come on. And I was so bored. I was like, fine. We'll just go visit it. Just no dope. I was like puppy dope. You know, might have a good night. We visit it. It was super playful, super nice. It was super cute. And so she was like, please. She was like, we don't have to. But like, I mean, we could try it. I was like, all right, let's, we can, let's try it out.
Starting point is 00:09:44 And in my head, I already knew. I was like, sure, let's try it out. But in my head, I was like, I kind of want to as well, but like, I really don't. Like, I don't want the dog. But I kind of. Yeah. Just looking at him, you're like, but I kind of. Yeah. Um, so we get to, we bring him home. Within one day, she was like, we can't take him back. He'll be traumatized. So we, I'll die when you were imitating her on the last. podcast. Because that's not what she sounds like, but it's really good. It's not what she sounds like at all.
Starting point is 00:10:14 But he'll be traumatized. We can't. So we end up keeping him and he was the worst puppy ever. Like the best, the sweetest puss, just the sweetest nicest loving dog.
Starting point is 00:10:29 But just everything you hate in a puppy is what he was. Shitting on couch. Shitting on couch. Sitting on carpet. Shitting on the walls. I made food one time. It was like 11 p.m. I made food.
Starting point is 00:10:44 I'm like bringing it upstairs because we had like a little loft area. I'm bringing it upstairs and then I just see Chui like run past me, start running down the steps. I'm like, what are you doing? And I like put my food down and I look down the steps
Starting point is 00:10:56 and he's just his ass. He's like, his front is down. His back is up. His ass is pointed to the wall and just projectile shitting onto the wall while looking up the stairs at me. Well, he's looking at you to make sure that you got his back. I went into the bathroom, shut the door, and ate my food.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Because, like, you could smell it. Like, the smell was everywhere. I'd rather smell my shit, he said. But just piss shit. I'd rather eat while smelling my shit. Wait, let me ask you some. Crying on. Did you pull your pants on and sit on the toilet to eat?
Starting point is 00:11:28 Or did you not even do that? I just stood in the toilet, staring in the mirror thinking. I hate this is it? Yeah. This is what I have now. I know there's still the walls downstairs. But, like, I just kind of sit. Like, I was so hungry.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Fuck him. But Chewy was just the best, but everything. He did everything wrong. Just, it was the amount. Three pices or like six pisses, five shit today. Yeah. But it was just insane. Dude.
Starting point is 00:11:58 And then our newest dog. She randomly, Milo passed. She was, she was sad. She was like, let's get a new puppy. She was looking at the Dallas animal. old shelter or whatever for like weeks. She was like, I'm gonna go get a dog today. I was like, no, you're not.
Starting point is 00:12:15 She was like, yes, I am. I was like, if you come back here with a dog, I'll like actually be mad. But do you say like, I'm gonna leave? I don't say that. Why? But I told Jude, I'm like, I'm like, gorgeous. I, there's no more dogs in our future.
Starting point is 00:12:34 If you choose to get a, you're gonna have to make a choice at one point, whether it's husband or dogs. And I fucking mean that, right? And she's just like, I don't think. Listen, listen, I cannot take heartbreaks like that. It literally hurts my soul. What, like dog heartbreaks?
Starting point is 00:12:55 When these fucks pass away. Yeah. You know? Like it, it, it like, right, like last week, for example, it was a very bad day. we get told that Henry's third heartbeat is not doing so well, right? So it's like every third heartbeat, like there's a weakness in the third chamber or some shit.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Shout out Wu-Tang, 36 chambers, death kit. Anyway. That doesn't relate. It doesn't relate. That was my Tourette slash ADHD slash autism slash fucking... Make light of a fucking situation you hate. Wu-Tang? Wu-Tang?
Starting point is 00:13:30 I'm kidding. No, this is rough riders. Woof tang. So anyway, so she tells me and then she tells me, and then she tells us, tells me that they found something in Benji's top of nostril that's cancerous and even talking about it
Starting point is 00:13:46 like I feel myself becoming human right like emotions and shit but I like Benji right now as we speak is in chemotherapy right now his first chemo look I have high hopes
Starting point is 00:14:00 like it's like they caught it early so he's a golden doodle he's fucking awesome He's the leader of the pack. He's fucking smart. I call Matthew McConaughey. That's my guedito, my fucking blonde boy. Then we have Henry. Same birthday as me.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Fucking, my fucking dog. He's got that. Luckily, they said that it was a mild case after they strapped them up to like all the shit. So, but I tell her, I'm like, I don't know. She's like, well, like,
Starting point is 00:14:28 would you rather feel the way you're feeling knowing that it was real that you love these dogs so much and they were in our lives? Facts. But at the same time, it's like, I can there there there there are three dogs right now that you don't own right now that match your personality and they would love you so much that when they died it would
Starting point is 00:14:46 feel like they tore your fucking heart out but you don't have them you don't even know they exist so that heart it's not gonna happen so to mitigate their risk just don't get any more fucking dogs yeah I mean even this one I tell Michelle I'm like I don't even well to finish the story which I don't even remember what the point of my story was going to be. It's my fault. But, um, so she's, she's been looking at dogs on the Dallas animal shelter, whatever, goes there and I'm like, go look, whatever. But like, I was streaming and she was like, hey, I'm going to go. And she like, text me it. And I just responded, no, but like, I'm streaming.
Starting point is 00:15:25 So I hear her leave the house. She comes back. I, I, I hear the door or whatever. Or I see her pull in the driveway. So I check the phone, uh, my. doorbell, my ring camera, whatever. And I just see a puppy in her hand and I'm like, oh, my God. And I was kind of pissed off. I felt, I kind of felt disrespected. You should have. As the man of the house.
Starting point is 00:15:49 No, no, not as that. Oh. As a partner that she's supposed to love you the way that you love her. Go on. Well, same thing. Well, to me. Same thing. Like, I, like, if I, not that I'm sitting there trying to be like, no.
Starting point is 00:16:03 And like, I make the rules. Exactly. shit. But it's like I said no and you still went and did that. Exactly. But I, but I But I know. But I know like but also in my head I'm like the her dog Milo
Starting point is 00:16:19 which was our dog like she was obviously torn apart about him. It was what a few weeks to a month later and I felt like maybe she just really needed something. I had an attitude for like two days about it. But then it was just like, here it is again. Dogs up at night. She's taking it. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:16:41 you wanted this dog. I did not. Like, I'm not dealing. I'm not dealing with the 3 a.m. I know you're taking. We, we let them outside. It has to be like 16 times a day. Like at 30 to 30 to an hour every single day. Because or else she just, she still pisses. She still shits in the house. But It's just, it's, I said no. You wanted this puppy. So now, you sleep on the crib side because we have like, it's not like a actual baby crib, but it's kind of like a baby crib connected into our bathroom. So if she does piss, hopefully she piss her piss in the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:17:22 A tile or something. But they cry, but she cries and then Michelle has to go take them out. And it's 2 a.m. And it's 3 a.m. And then 5 a.m. And I'm just sitting there. Yeah. And I'm just sitting there trying to sleep.
Starting point is 00:17:34 I'm really not fucking sleeping. I'm actually pissed off. To be asleep so that I don't have to help. Yeah. I hear. Like I hear her huffing and puffing. I know in her head she's sick of doing this by herself. But in my head,
Starting point is 00:17:46 it's like, I didn't want the fucking dog. Bro. If it was a bit, if it was my child, sure. If it's with, with Chooey,
Starting point is 00:17:54 I helped a decent amount. She did more. But I did help. But with this one, I'm like, you got to like handle that. I already, I'm taking it.
Starting point is 00:18:04 eight times a day. I don't, we don't fucking know. We just get some freak breed at the shelter that no one else wants. No, it's, uh,
Starting point is 00:18:14 it's, we think it's a husky mix with something and who, who knows? I don't really know breeds like that, but we, we think it's a husky mix with something, but it's just like, I just,
Starting point is 00:18:25 she's taking care of all of it. And so like today when she, she eventually got up and like, I showered and then she was getting ready. And it was just like, there were just no, words being spoke. I was like, what's wrong? I don't know. It's just the fucking stress of it is so
Starting point is 00:18:42 is it worth it? I don't know. No, man, it's not. I'm gonna tell you what's not worth it. Because it comes with a fucking unbearable heartbreak in the end. So all of the... But imagine the shit life they would have lived without you. I don't have to. The average ass life. They're literally millions of of living. entities suffering this very fucking moment, but you don't see him.
Starting point is 00:19:10 I think I got the perfect dog for me. Like I just went, adopted a dog who was just like, I'm just trying to chill now. And he's... I did my thing. Yeah, I'd race. I did my thing. He got neutered late so he still wants to mark things. So I just throw a little fucking belly band on him.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Was your dog the maniac of racing? He has two chips. Oh, yeah. So dude, it sucks that they now. We just chills. Did you mention that the, I don't know if we can talk about this, but like they, the people that you adopted from say you cannot race him or you cannot make them run or something like that.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Is there like a, why is that a rule? Well, in Dallas, it's because they get, they, uh, they overheat so much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if you, if they get out and they really run after it in, in, uh, in summer in Dallas, they'll have a heat stroke. Yeah. Like immediately. Yep. Um, and, uh, yeah, there's like a lot, there's like a lot of stuff.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Greyhounds are a weird breed. Do you ever just let him go, ham? Like, let him fucking run. Every once in a while. Like, what do you do for that though? What? Or what do you, like, do you just let him loose in like one of those soccer fields or something? Have you ever taken, yeah, see, that's a thing. Like, did you ever let him just fucking, dude? And, uh, in Arizona. Because I feel like they, I mean, I mean, I don't know, but like they just being that kind of dog, it's like they need to get that out every now and then. I mean, I could be wrong.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Yeah, they kind of do. But they're also like they're notorious like amazing apartment dogs because like they do. That makes no sense. Great things are apartment dogs. Yeah. So are great danes. Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:20:55 Why? I don't know. They're low maintenance and they're very relaxed and they don't make, they don't bark a lot. that so like they're not going to miss with your neighbors and then also like you don't if you're on the third floor you don't have to continuously go down and dude great great danes they're so big that they're not a fucking afraid of anything except going upstairs um but henry only barks when the little ones fucking fucks when they fucking bark is there do you have dogs at you or only like no no no every single one of my dogs is fucking i love them they all hold a special little place in your
Starting point is 00:21:30 of course like i i that cold in this cold cold cold heart man. I just love dogs. Like all dogs. Dog breeds for apartments. See, this is why we paid me at the big bucks. We have a Bishan freeze. Crayhound right there.
Starting point is 00:21:45 We have a Bishan free. Let me see. I don't know dog breeds. Okay, look, I have a Great Dane. Right there, boom, left. It's a great day massive. And then I have a Bichon Fries named Coco. Grayha Shih Tzu Basset Hound Shihu.
Starting point is 00:21:58 We have two Chihuahua. We have one. It's not a golden retriever, but does you do all the picking of like, I, I, does she like visit a place? Does she go through like the private dog breeders and like, like, does she already knows what she wants? Or you don't really ask questions. I literally, no, I don't. I don't ask questions. But I literally just got a picture of a, of this like cute little dog that she found.
Starting point is 00:22:29 And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, baby. she found what does found mean to j she's part of like groups and shit she's part of a facebook group who found so she and then she saw the pick so now she yeah listen if you guys don't rescue it it's gonna no what's what's what's what's what's crazy is Dallas animal shelter and then we'll get it no what she no we would never we would never would she she would she would she would she would be like is like I support all your dreams and I was like yeah but my you benefit from all of my dreams drastically
Starting point is 00:23:02 no equally as it should and and then and I'm like but the dog like you only want to get the dog you and live only want to get the dog I don't want to get the dog because like it hurts
Starting point is 00:23:15 when they leave it hurts and it might not hurt the way that you hurt but to me it's incomplete like I don't want to do that and maybe it's because you know it's a protector you know you got to protect
Starting point is 00:23:26 and you can't fucking fix that whatever whatever it is I don't want another fucking dog. What's Jude like with the say a sick animal or one that gets put down? Like is she emotionally distraught? I'm the
Starting point is 00:23:40 one that's fucking sobbing. I say that because my mom has like dealt with so many animals in her life that she kind of like obviously she'll get sad but like she's adopted animals and so she kind of has like a a harder shell when it comes to that stuff.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Like she's just I guess seen so much. Yeah. That's why I was just asking what No, she, she No, it obviously affects, like when we got the news, like she was, you know, she broke down crying and shit. Dude, Alexis is horrible with it. Yeah. Really bad.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Like, she, uh, couple, like, almost a year ago, I think we, uh, she had to put down her chinchilla. She's had her chinchilla. Oh, no. Had a chinchilla for like 10 years. It was tough. I mean. Dude, wait, when was that? Like a year ago.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Uh-huh. It was tough. Like she was distraught. It's weird. It was weird walking around after Milo passed. Just like the, it wasn't the same. Like it's more quiet.
Starting point is 00:24:40 You don't hear his footsteps. You don't see him at his spots. It was kind of weird. The worst is like they don't believe that. I mean, she does, right? But like, everybody had an emotional reaction to the news about,
Starting point is 00:24:58 you know, Henry's heart, which is, again, a very mild case now that we found out a week later. I was almost like, I'm like, what you fucking tell me until the week happens and then tell me then? You know, what it is?
Starting point is 00:25:07 Instead of me worrying for a fucking week, hiding that I'm fucking worried, because if I'm worried, they're going to be worried about me and I'm worried, they're worried, I'm just going to fucking. God damn. Dude, that week when
Starting point is 00:25:18 when Mace went to the hospital because, like, he bit into my albuterol, dude, I was freaking out. I mean, that one, that one would have been, worse too because I would have like he would have been on me you know it wasn't like natural causes or anything like duh dude I I like couldn't eat that was fucking horrible but I mean now I know I just didn't know that like I didn't know dogs if you're if you're uh if you have asthma and you have albuterol
Starting point is 00:25:51 inhaler dogs can smell the air in there and they think it's a treat so they'll bite they'll bite into the canister and all that medicine gets put in their lungs and it like really affects dogs like really really bad also um snow globes the musical snow globes the water in them is very sweet to them kills them instantly holy shit i just fucking keep that shit out there silica right like it they won't kill them but like it it will affect them like in a bad way sometimes I mean, the pants on the size of the dog, but like, fucking careless.
Starting point is 00:26:31 They just fucking leave shit around. This is a grown man podcast. How do you, have you ever had a fly problem? Fly? Yeah. Like flies or because all your dog shit? No. Because I do.
Starting point is 00:26:46 And it's insane. Do you have a fly problem right now? Do they get into the house? I mean, when we open the door, like one or two will get in. As soon as you notice them, you got to hunt them down. or what though they'll just start breeding in the house well it's not in the house sure we'll spot some it's just we open our door to go outside and it's just like well how often do you pick up the shit can i recommend that you pay 40 bucks a week to have some some professional my nails long where you keep looking at some professional shit picker up here yeah that's what we have pooper scoopers pooper scoopers we should but even when like one day i went out there i picked up we've done it a few times and I did it and then for like the rest of the evening I was like I guess that is the
Starting point is 00:27:35 issue I'm gonna have to pick up their shit every single day then the next morning they go out they use the bathroom they shit we do whatever we do in the morning and then comes afternoon let them out again they shit and then like I go outside and it's just flying fess it again like thousands you read like it's uh I don't know we put down this like Pest could tiki torches. We put out this like pest control shit on the grass.
Starting point is 00:28:01 No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like that shit didn't really work. Dude, it works. It works. What, raid? Listen,
Starting point is 00:28:09 have your girl hit up my girl? Unless you and I not worry about that. You know what I'm saying? She's got all the answers. We had, um, I think it was like fly, outdoor fly catchers and just thousands would go in.
Starting point is 00:28:23 I think it's something about like all the new construction around. That's who. there's this there's this like bucket of liquid that flies get into and then that look we have like almost no flies in the background i'll see them on the shit but aside they're not like flying around fucking same brats is insane do you remember that fake optic house oh my god i don't know if you don't ever see that garage dirty motherfuckers didn't throw the garbage out he was like we missed it we missed it it it was like nine months of missing it was bad i don't know if we ever not missed it it was really i don't know if we've ever we ever
Starting point is 00:28:57 had the trash picked up. I would just go downstairs and all of a sudden there's those little like cups everywhere of like the fruit flies. The fruit flies shit so they like they would they would smell the cup. They would go in there and the whole cup is just full of flowers. Well bro and then you we opened the one day we like hired someone to come pick it up and then when we opened the garage it was insane how many fucking bugs were in there. Dirty ass kids. Yeah, it's fucking kids. Couldn't be mean. We really were, though.
Starting point is 00:29:30 And, dude, it got to a point where I was talking to big time and he was like, dude, I gotta get out of here. He was like, it got to a point where I'm just grabbing like a bag and holding my breath,
Starting point is 00:29:42 opening the garage, throwing it in there. It was like a challenge to open it. See how fast you can throw your trash in and fucking close it. This is the thing, though. 1-800 got junk. That's what we called.
Starting point is 00:29:56 We called Got Junk a lot. What do you have? It's a garage full of garbage. The old tenants fucking left the mess. Please help. The old tenants, we're all just like. Yeah, but at least you go away with the day. They won't fucking get away from the embarrassment.
Starting point is 00:30:13 That shit was good. 100 of God Junk is like fucking, it's like great. Probably overpriced the shit out of it. They do? 100%. But so does DoorDash for, I mean, you can literally go to the store and get your shit. You can literally go to the store and get your shit. You can literally go to the store, but you pay that extra so that you don't have to.
Starting point is 00:30:29 When my friends ask me to move, I hire movers. I'll go in there with my, with my mover. See, that's what I miss about like small town, hometown. Like if you move, I go to Hagerstown, someone's moving, need help, sure. Like this fucking shit, it's just buy movers, get door dash. Fucking, it's just, I miss the small town life. The Hagerstown, like when I was driving. Like when I was driving around, like, and I think it's just going back to Hagerstown, I feel superior than all of them.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Oh, my God. Obviously. I'm just kidding, by the way. Mostly. Did y'all see that Osmond Gold clip? Jesus fucking Christ. What is wrong with these fucks? Dude, listen, I'll do respect for his work.
Starting point is 00:31:20 I'll do respect for what he's accomplished. I have no issues. But when I saw that shit, I was like, Yo, I know that you got money. Okay? It costs nothing for you to hire someone to handle that shit for you once a week. He's got like money, money. You could hire someone.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Does he have money, money? I'm assuming. See, exactly. I mean, he's got, he's got like multimillionaire. Yeah, he's got like 15K viewers at all times. Okay. Of course he's got multi-millions of dollars for sure. Listen, that's just.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Pay someone to pay someone. Listen, hey. Pay someone to do everything. Hey, listen, there are, these are conditions that we don't know what he's going through. You know what he's got separation anxiety. So he wants to keep his cups. For sure, some sort of anxiety. I mean, I'm a dirty bastard too.
Starting point is 00:32:07 But I am, dude, that shit was insane, especially with that money. I might be a messy, messy bastard in my office. But outside of that, outside of my wing of the house, none of my shit's in the way, except for one little area on the counter and it's either going somewhere or coming in somewhere. But aside from that, I am,
Starting point is 00:32:29 if you look on my side of the bathroom, on my sink, everything's arranged. It's clean. You look on jute's side. Some drawers have like, like fucking handles, fucking squeaking and shit.
Starting point is 00:32:42 I'm like, all you got to do is tighten the back. That's it. My, if you would have saw my house or my apartment in 2020, it was a, dumpster.
Starting point is 00:32:53 How nervous? Like it was my dad. I was so scared of like a maintenance guy needing to come in. Oh, get lost in the trash shit? Just come in and like this, this would be my gaming setup. This is my desk.
Starting point is 00:33:08 And then right here is dump. It's a dumpster. A fucking DoorDash. Whatever type of food, Chipotle pizza boxes, garbage. Bag of garbage. It was insane.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Like I didn't even like, just didn't even move just and then just it was so bad I'm sure it's insane what my like where my mind was then I just didn't like it's what you want to know what you don't know didn't care is no no that's not even no I don't even know like in my brain what were we gonna say I had flies flying around my head like I'd be playing I'd be playing no oh disgusting then I had a wasp like it was like it was a war. I had trashed dumpsters. I'm cracked out playing Halo 3 screaming. Up top is flies versus wasps in my fucking, in my like, you know there's like circular light bulbs that like you can
Starting point is 00:34:05 kind of fly versus like 20 flies versus one was he's killing him shoving his stinger. Just fucking flies. Like it was literally I saw wars going on. Like I saw him killing them. If you ever been feeling a little achy or tense from your recent ranked grind, veryheel.com is committed to helping you access the medical cannabis you need with ease. The Very Hill platform is super simple to use. Just sign up, talk to a doctor, get approved, and that is pretty much it. Before you queue into your next match, the MMJ card will be on its way, unlocking exclusive access to limitless resources and serious savings,
Starting point is 00:34:44 all from the comfort of your own home. Ready to get started, visit Verheel. com slash optic that's v-e-r-I-H-E-A-L dot com slash optic for $30 off your first medical cannabis card bearheel.com makes relief easy dude so you just said all that shit about osmond gold but you were doing the same thing yeah but mine only lasted like nine months it wasn't that bad he's been living like that for years and i was broke did he yeah that's a thing yeah well like if i had money to just you know pay Here's 20 grand.
Starting point is 00:35:20 I need you to take care of my house for the year, hire someone. And then it could get done. If you're Osmond gold. That's what you should do. Or buy a new fucking house. Or just get a studio. But I mean, I do appreciate people like that
Starting point is 00:35:35 that do. No. They are, you can tell. You don't. No, I don't. But not live the way he lives, but the success and the money he's had.
Starting point is 00:35:49 he's not doing anything materialistic with it, which I think you should, like treat yourself, you earn this, but you can just tell he genuinely doesn't care about that and he, I don't really even know what his craft is besides like talking shit,
Starting point is 00:36:06 I think. Warcraft, is it? World of Warcraft? I'm almost positive. I think so. I think he plays that, but doesn't he get into,
Starting point is 00:36:11 like, politics and like, I feel like I've seen him speaking about, like, just like, high, That's how I heard of but he just he he loves the he loves the his work. Yeah And that's all he appreciate that and that's all he gives a fuck about well I don't know if that's all he loves Listen I don't I don't like talking about other we're gonna talk about we're just talking shit, but he he just I mean I think it's crazy that he was just like He was just like hey guys I'm changing this. This is what it looks like
Starting point is 00:36:40 Okay cool. Oh Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I didn't see any context. I just saw that and I was like oh yeah he said he said like it's it's time for change, click, wait, when he do that? Bring it up. Did you see the, uh, bring it up, mean head?
Starting point is 00:36:55 Meathead, fuck. There's a video. Wait, do you know how to spell Asmengold? There's a video of some white, big white, or some white dude and some like Asian girl visiting him.
Starting point is 00:37:07 And I think they do a podcast or something. But they visit him and that's like the whole thing of visiting him is like they're checking out as checking out, maybe type in like checking out Osmond Gold's house or something like I think it was titled something like that. But they kind of walk around with them and they were like, what the fuck is this?
Starting point is 00:37:23 They're like, holy shit this like the sink. And then there's a pan that's just pitch black. They were like, how long has this been, uh, this been soaking? He was like, uh, since, I'm like a day. And they were like, that is impossible. This has to. Oh my God. Yeah, we spent a day at Osmond Gold's house.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Okay, time out. Wait, I haven't seen this. How many minutes? All right. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to do a watch party on this. Oh my God. Listen, I understand.
Starting point is 00:37:51 And look, this is, this is indicative. And I'm not calling this guy a genius. I don't know him, I don't know his first name. How about that? Yeah, yeah. Okay? But like, genius people who are like really good at crafts, at a world of warcraft specifically.
Starting point is 00:38:05 No, okay. If they have their own craft, like, they don't worry about this thing because it's insignificant to them. No. But, dude. He's probably happier than me too. Yes. That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:38:16 Because they don't get a fuck. God. Dude, oh my God. I wouldn't know. I would not have... Listen, I've kind of been here. I have never in my life. It's funny because there's a lot of,
Starting point is 00:38:28 there's a lot of like things like that I'm super self-conscious of that I've eventually been able to break out of and like talk about like... I've never quite. Oh, like yeah, yeah. Damn, my ass sweats a lot. Like, let's talk about it.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Like shit like that. Dude, if I was living like this, I would never want anyone to know. Yeah. So like props to him for letting someone to come in and vlog it. But look. And the whole time he's reacting to it, like, kind of like, he's like, oh, yeah, well.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Yeah, well. They're like, where do you go when you need a fork? He was like, over here. And it's just like a new box from Target of plastic forks. Holy shit. Yeah, I got it. Don't ruin it for me. Wraggs.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Don't ruin this. I got to watch this later. It's like, and again, like. But I'm excited to see his after because he took the before picture. They went into his room. They went into his room. He has a setup. And then beside it's like a couch covered in fucking God,
Starting point is 00:39:18 knows what. But I think they asked them about the couch and he was like, yeah, I just found it. I think on like the side of the road for free. So I'm like, you know, you gotta take that. I'm like, no, you don't have to take that. You specific, you especially. You do not need that. If anything, Asmongol, do you like taking from the poor?
Starting point is 00:39:41 Because you could afford a couch. That could have been someone who could have. Someone could have came up on that. That would have been to come up for fucking. someone and here you are just fucking. Actually. You know, that was pretty fucked up you took that guy. You know what? We hate you.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Drama with creators. Bradley Martin slapping base clans newest member. It looked like Rinaldo got picked up like fucking Oh yeah. Ronald. Like two years ago. Oh really? Yeah, Ronaldo's been in face. Yeah. So he used to be listen. So who's the Bradley guy?
Starting point is 00:40:13 I don't know Bradley Martin? Come on. You know Bradley Fitness creator. I feel like I've seen him in like memes and stuff. I don't watch like fitness stuff. Dude, me either. And like, I, he's that big that I know without me knowing anything about him. I mean, I mean, I thought I recognized him. But he's like an OG. Like, he's been around since the beginning. You know, you can tell him. Yeah, you can tell. But yeah, he does like, um, just gym shit. It's more like a lifestyle. Like, he doesn't show like his fucking workouts and shit. Dude, like, it's more like gym lifestyle. He owns a gym now. Look at that picture.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Like, before we even start the video. I will say... Those two are funny. Yeah, they are funny. But, like, they're... I would have loved to hang out with them. Why didn't you go to the... Oh, you weren't in here, so my best.
Starting point is 00:41:00 I wasn't in it, but... I... Were they there? Yeah, both of them. That's funny. Yeah, these two seem funny. But... Let's play the clip.
Starting point is 00:41:11 I don't want to see this. Cheap-ass setup. Fucking bitch. now I don't know if I'm gonna get something bad for this but like this is this is just what a harmless he got slapped but it was like a harmless
Starting point is 00:41:46 correction you know the like and they try to say after they try he tried to say afterwards like he didn't know he was balding and was insecure I'm like bro everyone that knows Bradley Martin I'm spit everywhere everyone that knows Bradley Martin knows he's like as a receding airline he's balding
Starting point is 00:42:05 Like, that's why he wears a hat. Oh, I didn't know. I didn't know that. Like these type of, it's just like, this is, this is what I like. Listen, this is, I like to see that. We need more. If we need more.
Starting point is 00:42:18 This is, this is my thing, okay? If I didn't know Ronaldo, and I don't know him, I've met him. But if it was somebody that I didn't know, I would have been. And they don't, they don't really know each other. And they've never met before, I don't know. think. It was like, he knows on, they're on camera. Like, they, they fucking know.
Starting point is 00:42:41 It's like, it's like, even if they don't know. I think there's, I think there's an aspect of IRL streaming that I really enjoy and I think it's, I think it's pushing things forward. Yeah. And then there's an aspect where I'm like, dude. Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. No, I, I miss when we were just playing.
Starting point is 00:42:57 That has always been one of the things that irks me, gives me anxiety with, like, the public pranks. Like, when people go around pranking people. Oh yeah. Like that always like, it puts me like on such an angry mood. Yeah, I was never a fan of it.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Unless it's like casual, unless it's like funny or wholesome pranks, like shit where you're like. When you're walking around and saying, oh yeah? And somebody's fucking ear. Oh, yeah. Like that, like, come on.
Starting point is 00:43:24 I mean, there's some way worse shit than that. In a younger years, I had a friend that the first day that I met him, we went to go get spray paint. And he, like he was walking around farting like next to people like and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:43:39 why are you doing that? Like oh, well don't bother people. Why are you doing that? It like, it gave me like this like, I was never a prank fan. How are you just like,
Starting point is 00:43:47 like when Crim Six fucking shot me and formal. We were like shit sharing the twin size bed and he just comes in. Uh, it just like shoots a couple times. Like thankfully we had like blankets and comforters on top of us. So I didn't hurt it as. It's still fucking hurt, but we're like dead asleep. He's just someone else's video and for him.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Who was it? I don't know. Probably Flamesword. I was supposed to say, I had to be Mike. Mike's in their video forum. Crew, did they just do it? And I'm just like, what the fuck? And then they leave.
Starting point is 00:44:21 I'm like, yeah. Like, that was so good. I'm going to have to get you back for that. And in my head, it's just like, dude, what, like, what are you doing? I think, this shit fucking hurts, you, don't. dumbass. Look at it. This is going to be a good one.
Starting point is 00:44:38 How well thought out. Does this just shoot people? Oh, no. I think he just shoots me. Of course you don't pick formal. Fucking carried your bitch ass. How close you're going to get dumb fuck? All right, relax.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Oh my God. Wait, he is getting bad close. I don't want to see the shit. And how am I not awake at this point? I probably went to sleep two hours ago. Fucking drunk is. fuck probably. No,
Starting point is 00:45:07 anyway, like, I don't have an opinion on it. I would feel the same way that Bradley did if somebody just came, especially somebody I don't know, came and ripped anything from me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:18 Right? So I understand that, that, I understand that slap that he gave him. You know, I understand where that came from. And I also understand the surprise that Ronaldo felt when it happened
Starting point is 00:45:31 where it was like, oh shit, like I, I didn't know I took it too far. Yeah, I feel like you can see in his face, he was like, oh. Oh, he's like, actually? Like, oh, shit. Like, if it was actually a bad thing, like, I apologize immediately. I saw a clip of it of when he caught, when he, like, canceled the stream.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Yeah. And he, you could tell he felt bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, that, like, IRLs, like, if, if that guy was speed, they would have gone way, way more than that. If he was speed or if he was sketched, they would have gone, or jinxie. But if Bradley slapped them. No, no. if Bradley wasn't there and that was
Starting point is 00:46:06 Sketch instead or him and Ronaldo would have been able to fucking do that and yell and scream until Chase him around the fucking Exactly. They would have gone crazy But like that's just a fitness influencer Which is basically just like a gym dude It's so different
Starting point is 00:46:20 Yeah like he's not Like yeah But I'm saying he's not like a IRL streamer Like those guys No no no I actually like that Lacey guy I like both of them I think they're fucking hilarious
Starting point is 00:46:31 I don't I don't dislike them but it's just a different level of living. It's a whole different lifestyle. Their content, I mean, for one, they're fucking funny. I don't think I would be able to do what they do.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Like they're consistently, and they're at that age to where like they could literally do whatever and it's going to be like, whatever you're at that age. But like these kick streams have turned into like, like we got to get a clip.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Yeah. So it's like, let's do, we gotta do something. Like, I know him taking off Bradley's hat. It's like, this is gonna, like, in their head, they're thinking like, this is gonna be a clip. Yeah. I don't think he was thinking they're gonna, but. Give me my fucking hat back and he's like this and he take it. He was maybe wanting like an argument or like something.
Starting point is 00:47:21 And Bradley's just like, like, I'm not fucking arguing with you. Like, that was disrespectful. Give me my fucking hat. Yeah. And you're just like. So there's just like, and I'm just like, I appreciate, I just appreciate that. and Ronado even said like I could probably sue him but like obviously I ain't gonna fucking do that shit the next day or something he like came back with like a fully bandaged
Starting point is 00:47:42 face that's why calling his friend a fucking loser because he didn't he was like you just watch your best friend get it get the shit smacked out of him you didn't do nothing so it's like they still make it funny and to be honest what Bradley did even though he slapped him and like a lot of people will probably be like like your so much bigger than them. Why would you... Fuck that. Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:48:07 No. I'm gonna tell you why. Because if you're smaller than someone, you don't do that. Then don't do that. That was not retaliation. That was like a life lesson. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Bradley let him slap him. Yeah. Slap him back and like... Oh, yeah. Look at the size of him. He's looking at size of him. He's slappy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:23 As hard as he gets... Make sure it's hard. Try really, really hard. Yeah. So I don't know. I have... But there's just the whole wave of like kick streamers. and like drama has to happen
Starting point is 00:48:35 for their like like it's like a race to who can get more drama but when it's disrespectful I just feel like it needs to be checked and I feel like it's not checked because it's always just like on live stream and people think it's
Starting point is 00:48:52 like we're just it's just a prank we're just fucking around bro chill but it's like you're being you're on you're purposely being disrespectful for the camera And like I just feel like more just more checking, more slapping, more like punching needs to happen. Not in the kick world, but I just say like that as a fucking whole.
Starting point is 00:49:15 The amount of videos I see online these days of people just being so disrespectful, little kids, like little kids now, like I remember when I was younger, like if a mother, when I was 16 and a motherfucker is like 24, it's like I ain't really fucking with them. But like these 16 year olds, they see what the six. successful 16 year olds do and it's to be disrespectful as fuck to their older peers but they just don't face any consequences because everything's on camera and these people don't want to like get charged or some shit yeah like they just don't really see consequences besides getting money for the bullshit they do and I'm not specifically saying that about uh ranato and what's Casey case C case what's the Lacey.
Starting point is 00:50:04 I'm not specifically saying about them. Like, all I've seen is this one clip, but I've seen many clips of them, and I think they're fucking funny. I think they're a hilarious duo. I would actually, I mean, I was going to say,
Starting point is 00:50:16 I would actually like to meet them. But I mean, like, I'll meet them one day, I'm sure. Yeah. Them being in phase. But like,
Starting point is 00:50:22 no, they seem, they seem like pretty cool kids. They were super cool with you, if I was, if I was their age, I'd probably be, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:29 I think they're funny. I'd probably hang out with them and shit, but, um, so I'm not, like specifically trying to shit on them. It's just this way, the wave of the Jack Doherty's and this heel Mike and you just have to, it's like in kick, you have to be involved in drama.
Starting point is 00:50:46 And they just don't face consequences. Do you see that vitality? Petal searcher. Yeah. He had what? So he had like another resurgence. I've seen him come back like eight times in the internet. He has the craziest.
Starting point is 00:51:01 He'll disappear for like four years. then you'll be like that's him streaking at the fucking world cup yeah yeah he uh he got a he got a kick deal and he basically teamed up with like somebody to uh uh to find like he was like hunting for child predators on his own hunting pedos on his own and he caught one that ended up being a producer a producer for hollywood disney like disney producer producer And then his, uh, no question. Stake, uh, or his kick deal got canceled after that. Really? He's still doing it.
Starting point is 00:51:44 That's what I saw, I saw, I know, I know he's still doing it. But that's what I've heard. That's what I heard. Yeah, he's like, it's insane what it is. Like these dudes are chasing or I don't know what they call it. Like kick a kick. I don't know how they're finding pedos, but then apparently some of them, people are saying like this an actor and they've done research and like he's when he can't find someone he'll fake it but then like he'll find them humiliate them and then just like let them go
Starting point is 00:52:14 yeah and I'm like I think he's been caught faking his shit for like I think some of it has to be real because somebody I'm like yep that definitely is real but I think it was it him or was it Jesse somebody came out and was like yeah they hired me off of Craigslist
Starting point is 00:52:33 Like, they literally needed someone to prank. What kind of freak would fucking do that, though? What? Like, have your image as like, yeah, I'm the pedophile. They caught me. Pay me $50 an hour. So you probably got like $200 to be fucking humiliated. And not only that, but like in big channels to where people from your area more than likely might watch that.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Yeah. See it. Yeah. No, it's, it's, uh, it's, is that Pastor Dave? No, that's real. things. I knew it. I fucking knew it.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Yeah, we're gonna have to... Fuck you, Pastor Dave. So fucked. We're gonna have to find some kids like that around Dallas. What? Bring him to optic. No, or wait, no, wait. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:53:16 I meant like, wait. Wait, no, no. What? Slow it down. I meant content creators who do ridiculous things. Okay. Not necessarily the Vitali thing.
Starting point is 00:53:29 I was more so going back to like the Renato. I was just thinking, ridiculous. I get you. Yeah. Okay. Would that ever, I feel like you want to be down for that.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Because it's not. There's an aspect of where where content has gone that I think we would do, we would go for. I don't think that's one of them. I think. Because I think like the Mr. B shit
Starting point is 00:53:50 is like more of where. My thing is is like the last thing that I want and I know that this is the game and I know that everybody, this is the fucking game and it is how you got to fucking play it. in order to fucking compete. And I also know that I'm talking from a very unique place
Starting point is 00:54:09 because of what we have done over the last decade and we have history and other people need to hire creators to bolster up like their teams. I don't like that. Everybody that we have ever had in Optic competed for Optic at one point. The only creators that we have picked up happened after the, the sale to infinite. That's when everybody started to just pick up
Starting point is 00:54:36 fucking random people all over the place. I'd rather pick up people that are friends that are down with Optic to be down with Optic because of Optic instead of the fucking paycheck. Because at some point or another, then Optic becomes a fucking sponsor and we are not a fucking sponsor. We'll sponsor a fighter and UFC, sure,
Starting point is 00:54:50 but you don't what I mean? Yeah. And anybody that disagrees with that tough shit? I mean, that's shit. That's the game, right? That's the fucking game. That's been proven to not work, though. You know how many fuck, I mean, it seems like every six months there's a huge creator that's like.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Pick up announcements. I just want to, yeah, I just want to take my time for X org was such, was so great to me. And now, you know, looking for more, looking for another team. Where, where if that fucking creator was down for that org, they would have made it work at, be like, okay, pay me for any time that you use me on camera. But please let me still rep the brand so that if. the opportunity ever does come about, then that's what I'll fucking do. Yeah, it's so different.
Starting point is 00:55:35 Predictable. Not as this is what bad is that it was predictable. It was fucking talked about and they still fucking went out and did it anyway. Can we get off the business side of the shit? We can talk about this. I live by a lake. And every time I drive past this lake,
Starting point is 00:55:52 I imagine getting a boat. But I don't know if you're the man I can come to to ask because you weren't really much of a boat, man. I saw that nice ass boat Oh me Yeah not me Because I saw that nice ass boat
Starting point is 00:56:08 Sitting in the garage mahal for some time Obviously I'm not buying a boat like that That's too expensive out of my league I just need like a Do you still haven't? Of course Well I live right beside the lake I always see
Starting point is 00:56:22 Which lake? Oh you can say it I can say it Fuck it Lake Ray Hubbard Oh my God You like that lake Good bass
Starting point is 00:56:30 Yeah You want to go fishing? Kind of, yeah. When? See? This is what it is. I have free time now. I'm taking a break from streaming, so if you want to go in the next week, I mean,
Starting point is 00:56:40 well, fucking, I got the bachelor party tomorrow. Come back Thursday because Seth can only step away from the computer for fucking one day, even for something that special is this bachelor party. Wait, where are you going? Mexico. I'm like, I can't wait to go to bed at night and everybody be like, come on, stay. I'm 40 fucking four. If I don't, if I don't have the car.
Starting point is 00:57:01 to my bachelor party if you don't want to. No, I'm not going to the, where is it? I think we're going to have, I think I'm going to have my bachelor party in Vegas. I'll tell you what. If all I have to do is show up and maybe pay for dinner, I'm there. But if you tell me that I'm going to book hotel for someone and keep track of shit and nah, I think the thing with Vegas is like, because we might, I might have my bachelor party in Vegas and we might get married in Vegas.
Starting point is 00:57:28 It's going to be a thing where like, hey, we're going to be here and the flights to Vegas are not that expensive. You can book anywhere you are in Vegas. Like 30 bucks a night. Down. You still have to buy your ticket to Europe. Yeah. Dude, you better get on that shit.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Now, you know how much it was for me live in Jude? And you can start from here. It would have been 30 grand for me live in Jude. Oh my God. Yeah, but you're going like first class and shit. No, the fuck we're not. I looked at tickets and it was like a month. You should have bought it.
Starting point is 00:57:56 You should have bought it right there. A month and a half ago, we were looking at tickets. But like, do we want to go early? Do we want to stay after? that when we just were procrastinating and a week goes by the two weeks and a month and now it's gone from like $1,500 to $3,000. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:09 And then so now Michelle's like, I don't, because she wants to pay like her stuff and like she has money to pay for her stuff. But I was like, I'll help you. She wasn't paying for mine.
Starting point is 00:58:25 I was like, I'll help you out. I'll pay for after ticket if we want to stay after. I'll pay for the hotel after. And I'm It's fucking Nick at the movies holding her while she pays for He pays for the he's holding her from behind She actually did that at Target yesterday She's at the she's at the American Airlines checkout line He's holding her
Starting point is 00:58:44 She did that at Target or we did that at Target You were just holding her But she uses her credit card she gets 5% back and then she deducts it Yeah, yeah The flights What was that? Well fucking It's crazy
Starting point is 00:58:59 $3,000 now. So now she's like, I'm probably not going. She was like, I really want to go. But like this is like not only the flights. So we'd be spending six grand. Hotel. The hotel's expensive. And then the Lord knows what I'm going to be spending while there.
Starting point is 00:59:17 I'm sure it's like, she'll want to go. I don't know. See something shop somewhere. Buy this. Buy that. I'm buying alcohol. We're at a bar. Like it's just going to be an expensive ass fucking trip.
Starting point is 00:59:29 Dude. So Alexis and I booked. So when we could go to Mexico for like 1,500. Yeah. We get into point A and then we go to point B. And then that's where Seth's getting married. And then Alexis and myself, Blake and Steph, were going to point C.
Starting point is 00:59:47 And then we're flying from there. And on the flight back, I was going through everything and the flight's back were like 2,100. Yeah. And then I, I was scrolling and there was one first and that was for Maine for Maine economy
Starting point is 01:00:04 and then there was a first class ticket for $2,400 but it was a 28 hour round trip and I was like Alexis let's get this like and so we got that one it's got two layovers we stop in we stop somewhere
Starting point is 01:00:23 yeah we stop in Dublin we stop in Dublin and then we stop in Dublin and then we stop in Dublin and then we stop in London and then we fly back in Wait, when are you in London? The Something and something? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:36 All right. That's what we're doing. It would have been more expensive if we went straight. Yeah. So we're going to London, stopping in London for two days. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Going to point wedding. Yeah. Like she was trying to figure all this out. Dude. Dude, it's trying to make it like. Call my girl and let them handle it. So, folks. Thank God.
Starting point is 01:00:58 Thank God. We're recording a podcast. Don't come over here. I just said what's up. Why did you say what's up, dude? I just said, what's up? That's so fucked up. He said, what's up?
Starting point is 01:01:09 I will, I will, I will. Those Mike Olman's, everybody. Co-host, Superstar of idiots. Of idiots. Superstar. But yeah, you got to book that shit. Yeah. I mean, at this point, I might be going by myself.
Starting point is 01:01:23 This is the thing. Like, I was like, I kind of want to not go. But I was like, I kind of. I need to go. This is the dude, obviously with the dogs being in the, like where they're at, like Jude's like, fuck man, like Henry's heart, you know, whatever, mild case. But everything, like, she was gone for seven days when we went to Japan. And I can only imagine what that did to the dogs who are so dependent on her.
Starting point is 01:01:51 And I'm not talking shit about the dogs because I am so dependent on her. Right. So I don't know. It's cool. But it's going to be a beautiful wedding, man. It's going to be a good time. Something that we definitely want to... It's going to be great.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Want to obviously enjoy while we're there, for sure. Yes, there are a cheap shit boat that I should get? No. I need to get an expensive one. No, no, no. You shouldn't get a boat, period. I bought a boat. What about just renting boat?
Starting point is 01:02:18 Get a canoe. Because I think I can rent the boat there. Yeah, sure, do that. But they're going to be like $200 to rent. How about this? Okay. because this is the deal. You will not use it.
Starting point is 01:02:31 Okay, I bought a boat, and I'm a bass fisherman diehard. I got fucking bass tattoo on it. But I also live five minutes from it. Yeah, I live 15 minutes from Lake Louisville, which is like one of the largest ones around here, and I still don't go.
Starting point is 01:02:45 I bought it in 2019 for my birthday. It's got 20 hours of runtime. Half of those were when Rob Turkle borrowed it for a fucking week. So I've only used my boat 10 hours. You tell me a day, And you say, let's go somewhere where we can camp out and go fishing the next morning. That's even better because we can hit the lake at 6 a.m.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Even 5.30 maybe. Let's bring the squad back. Me, you, fathead, Pam. Hitch. Hitch. Hitch ain't got to be down. No, he's not down. Bo's said he was down.
Starting point is 01:03:14 So we're not about to test that theory. Bowe's can't handle the heat. Yeah, well, we're about to fucking test that theory. But yeah, literally this week. Yeah, now like watching the NBA Finals game two by myself in a bachelor party. It's not that bad, actually. Yes. How about this?
Starting point is 01:03:28 Shouts out. Let me ask you on my spot. Let me ask. Let me ask both of you something. What? If I buy you plane tickets today, will you guys go on this bachelor party? Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:03:39 I don't think he wants me there. So, okay. All right, that's a good one. What about you? You don't think he wants me there either? Honestly, I kind of want to go. See? Yeah, I'm not going.
Starting point is 01:03:50 You're not going? I kind of want to go. I just had a week and a half where I didn't stream. I kind of want to go, but I would. I don't know, I could talk to Michelle, but I'd also feel like, like I wasn't invited. So it's not like, I'm not trying to like... Dude, you know why the reason why he was that I'm like, why don't you invite more people? It's like, dude, they're only spending all this money to go to fucking wherever the fuck it is.
Starting point is 01:04:10 We're going. I'm not going to make. I know. Two of the groomsmen are not going. They're not going to work. And his friends from home aren't going because they can't take off in the middle of the week. Yeah. Aren't going to the wedding or the best party?
Starting point is 01:04:23 Yeah. Yeah. We're super excited about it. Yeah. You know, last time I was here, people. Sure, maybe, man. I'm taking a break from streaming. I might come turn up.
Starting point is 01:04:31 You can't take a break from something you don't. You know what I'm saying? I'm taking a break from working out. Stream six months. Break six months. Yeah, it's cool. It's like you're like a teacher. Bro, I stream so much.
Starting point is 01:04:44 But I had to. I'm going to tell you something. You're probably happier than me too, not working. No. And that's going to do it for today's flycast episode. I don't know what, but we'll see you in the next one. Meathead, play that outro music. Peace guys.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Bye, bye.

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