The Flycast - HITCH IS GOING TO BE A DAD | The Flycast Ep. 185

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I tried beating Pokemon's hardest challenge in one sitting. Big mistake. 2.6 million views. I content day at Optic Office. 18K. Welcome back to another episode of the podcast. Who? Actually, I hope you do care.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Someone does care. Someone, every single episode someone watches and they hear us say that, they think, I care. I care. And in fact, it's episode And they know And they know What are we at? Are we at 200?
Starting point is 00:00:52 We have to be past 200, right? I don't think we're past 200. How are we not past 200? It's been eight years. Because you fell off the face of the earth for a year. I started TST. You were not around And then that was going on for two years.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Then you... Were we not consistent in the beginning? Or were we consistent in the beginning? And then you rehabilitated. And then we got... things back on track, and it was on your channel for six months, and then we moved to the optic channel. And then once we moved to the optic channel,
Starting point is 00:01:23 then we became consistent. This girl in my apartment said, my godmother wants me to write a paper for her because she's like randomly taking classes in college. She was like, will you help me write this paper? And I'm like, fuck no. I was like, what is it about? She was like substance abuse.
Starting point is 00:01:41 I was like, I can out. I can't help write the paper. I can help. all fucking things. Just like, we, and then she finished, we proofread my paper.
Starting point is 00:01:49 I was like, I could do that. Let's see what you're talking about. Let's do it. Let's do a content piece where we, where everyone in an object has to write an essay.
Starting point is 00:01:58 No. I would just not do it. Be like, yeah, I fail. I know. Give me an F. Oh,
Starting point is 00:02:05 no. It would be interesting to see like, like sit down, actually try. Like, you know, all of our smart viewers
Starting point is 00:02:14 They go to college. They did good in high school. They work in the real world and actually provide to society. Yeah. So, some of them. So most of the five cast viewers at least. Everyone named Kyle. They don't.
Starting point is 00:02:27 They don't. They're just fucking around. But it would be funny to see if they sat us down and were like, all right, actually try and like write this as if you were going to like, you're trying to pass the class. You need an A to pass a class. Like try your best. People wouldn't try their best, but it kind of would be funny just to see, like... I feel like I would put a lot into it.
Starting point is 00:02:52 She was telling me about it, and then she was like, so my, you know, I had a... I mean, I don't even know if it's like an intro, but like my... Then the thesis and then the... And I was just like, holy shit, you're already, like, it's already too much. Like, I don't remember the format of, like, how a paper is supposed to be written. There's no... How do you start a paper? And I was like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:14 What would your hook be? To a paper. Like, I could read it. Oh, you got, yeah, she emailed it to me to,
Starting point is 00:03:21 yeah, how do you start a paper? It's been so long. Title, The Destructive Effects of Substance Abuse. Okay. Just emailed to me. Fuck yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:31 That's this where my life is. There's just some random girl in my apartment. Substance abuse is, this is the first sentence. Okay. Substance abuse is something that affects so much more than just the person struggling with it. It is an issue that is continuing to grow in the world. It might start as a personal issue, but it always spreads into the lives of people closest to the one struggling,
Starting point is 00:03:56 especially the family. Today, drug and alcohol use has become even more common, and the negative effects are extremely damaging. It affects families emotionally, it affects families emotionally, financially, spiritually, and when someone is dealing with addiction, however, even with all of this, there is still hope for change in healing. That's a pretty good hook. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:04:22 I guess it's like, what is this change? What's going to be next? Yeah. In simple term, substance abuse is dependency and addiction to substances such as illegal drugs, prescriptions, medication, and alcohol, often creates health issues,
Starting point is 00:04:35 issues with the law and damaging effects on relations. Well, like, even just like, it's just worded properly. like makes sense like details and just want some smart shit yeah like you should see so I've had
Starting point is 00:04:51 deals with and I'm about to put my seat in my next C C C's video out but like you should see my emails to them yo is this good yeah like it's not D IS
Starting point is 00:05:06 their email is this good yeah D I Z is this good yo is this good Good. Good with fucking... I really rock with the Parmesan. Let me know what y'all.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Like, CHAL, what Chal? What Chaw? Let me know what y'all think. Yeah. Yeah, my email is even with... I just, like, why? Why do I have to... They know what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:05:30 They're not idiots. I think I'm the same. I mean, I don't... What's up with this? But at the end of the day... Y'all rock with this? Nah. Y'all think C.C.'s fuxing with this?
Starting point is 00:05:41 I'll watch what like Shea does and like what ice does like when they talk to people and then I'll watch what like Hector does. Yeah. Two totally different vibes. In person or even like in a meeting. Even on meetings on calls or even in email chains like I've been on email chains with Hector and their three month long email chains. Hector will reply to one of them and say yes. And like that's it. But he's obviously in a position where he can do it.
Starting point is 00:06:08 but I think I think some people I think it it I think it keeps like those corporate people like on the edge of their seats like when somebody like Banks is in the room or somebody like Hector's in the room where it's like you know that it's not it's no there's no jargon coming out of him it's just like this is how I feel this is like this is what we're doing weird sort of extra words and sentences to there's a there's a space to like show your intelligence but then there's but then there's also like people that are like like people that are like like like overdoing it and you're like you know you're just doing it just to do it at this point. It's so weird how that like became a thing. Like not it's not even like professionalism. There's like the, it's just the corporate verbatim. Verbiage. Verbiage. Verbiage. The corporate verbiage that they be using and just how they saw very strange to me. Obviously I never had to deal with it because I've gotten everything dealt or just handed to me in life and it's just simply been a breeze and I'm not appreciative of it. anyone out there is listening, they would be doing better than what I am in my shoes. And they would take way more advantage of this and be super successful.
Starting point is 00:07:19 But they would not have tattoos on their neck. And they wouldn't have 109. They would have fucking choked on the main six. They definitely would have missed. They would have missed shots. It's two big factors. Yeah. So at the end of the day, they're the losers.
Starting point is 00:07:33 At the end of the day, you can't be me. Anyways, welcome back to another episode of the Flycast. Today's a special episode. Our friend Hitch has finally made the announcement. I don't know how much you want to talk about this. No, I would love to talk about it. I don't know how much there is. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:07:53 But our friend Hitch is finally having a baby's finally. We're pregnant, man. Lappen up, audience. Pregnance. Pregnancy, man. I was all up in that shit. I was wondering. I was like, how did you get her pregnant?
Starting point is 00:08:09 I was it was like I was like bang I'm about a I'm about a bang hang hang hang oh fuck I'm gonna and now the beauty of
Starting point is 00:08:22 of life now the beauty of life yeah it's funny you were like the first I think you were the first person I told do you remember the
Starting point is 00:08:29 I remember it I wonder if this is what that's gonna be one of the moments where I remember like there's certain weird moments in your life that you just always remember
Starting point is 00:08:38 I wonder if Because I told someone else About how the conversation went And I remember it's like 11 p.m. I get a face time from you And like my I just like I always think the worst So it's like my heart drops
Starting point is 00:08:54 But I'm in my bed and I answer I'm in my bed Answer And you're like I don't know I don't know the exact conversation But you're just like hey man And I'm like hey what's up
Starting point is 00:09:04 And I think your first question was Are you high right now And I was like, yeah I can tell you an answer So like whatever you say Just know like I'm a little on edge right now And then I forget what you said
Starting point is 00:09:20 But then you told me And I was just like Oh my God Like it's not I didn't I don't think that was a thought in my head Yeah That's what you were gonna say I assumed it wasn't
Starting point is 00:09:29 Well like the thing that you learn Or you're always told It's like don't tell people too early Because like If you tell people Like there's a lot of complications that can happen in the first 12 weeks and the complications don't go away but in the first 12 weeks uh there's a lot of complications that could happen so you're not supposed to tell people
Starting point is 00:09:48 like in like a in like a lighthearted like right but Alexis obviously I told my mom Alexis told her mom um but she also told her sister uh her her half sister and and just just to have somebody like along for the ride yeah not not not because like also if if something did happen you want somebody to be like yo like this happened like and they would be like i'm sorry not and like let's tell everybody yeah and so she had told her her uh her half sister and and i was like well shit i want to fucking i want to have somebody like that and so right there we were having that conversation and i just pulled my phone out and fath timed you like right there and put the phone up and there's like five pregnancy tests on the table and yeah that's how you told you that's how you told you
Starting point is 00:10:38 me you were like hey man i think you picked one up i was like can i show you something and you were like yeah and i just did this and he went what the fuck i was like no i don't even think i had the camera all and i was just fucking throw it across her yeah this shit was crazy god i was like nuts right i feel like i wasn't prepared to be like that happy boring for you yeah because like i've had many friends have kids yeah and like set having his kid it was like it was cool yeah yeah I've had hometown friends have kids, and I just never gave a shit about kids. Like, I want kids in my own. But for whatever reason, and I think it's because we've been, I mean, the first
Starting point is 00:11:22 Optic House, we meet each other, and then just like instantly click, and then we're just BFFs in the Scuff House. We've just been really, really close over the years. And so it was almost like, like after high school, you kind of lose. touch with some friends and then you find out they're pregnant. Yeah. So it's like not, but with you, it seems like I was like always kind of in the mix and like seeing you go from what a 23 to 32 or something.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Yeah. No, it's been nuts. I just saw like your whole. It was kind of weird just like being beside someone their whole. Yeah. You see the up some balance. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:00 They're rising to being a grown man. And then they have a kid. I think it just like hit different. Yeah. And it was just like, oh my God. Like, I can't wait to... Have you revealed the gender? Yeah, it's a boy.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Okay. I don't know if we technically have, but, I mean, on the streams. On stream, like, literally the first... I was going to say in the video, did it? Nah, no. Well, she, on her, her video, we did, like, separate videos just because we have, like, two totally separate audiences, but now we're doing everything together, obviously, but she put, like, a blue... What's up, man?
Starting point is 00:12:34 Yeah, that's ours. Hey, working hard as fuck. Yeah. No. No, no, but sorry, man. I can't. Hex just asked if I wanted to join in Mexico City. And I just said no.
Starting point is 00:12:52 You're busy next week. Yeah, busy next week. Also, it's like, not everyone's as hype as Mexico, for Mexico City as Texas. I don't think that's number one. Yeah. I don't think that's everyone's like number one. If I was like, yo, how many of y'all want to go to Greenville, North Carolina? Oh, Fayetteville?
Starting point is 00:13:13 Phenna. Y'all want to go to Fayetteville? Let's go. Maybe, actually. No, but yeah. What was I? What was I saying before? Baby boy.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Yeah, oh, yeah. Alexis put on, or she had like a little, like, what is it, what is it easel? What do you put? What do you paint on? When you dip the paint, I think it's an easel, I think so. Weasel?
Starting point is 00:13:35 It's not, not a weasel is an animal. I think. She put her, and it's all blue. So like, but yeah. Her video she did that. Yeah. Yeah. Her announcement video.
Starting point is 00:13:46 So yeah, man, it's, it's been, it's been fun, bro. It's been, it's been a little interesting because she's type one diabetic. So we have like diabetes appointments and then we also have pregnancy appointments. So there's a, there's kind of a mixture between all those. So that's been, that's, if you're wondering why I've been back and forth so often lately, shout out to front. Airlines, they have the most godlike pass ever. It's called the Go Pass or something like that. You pay like $370 for two years.
Starting point is 00:14:22 And then if you buy a flight 24 hours in advance, the flights are like $20. So I've been flying. Can you just fly anywhere there? Anywhere. Like, where do you want to go? I might have to say I wanted to go to Colorado. For two years? Yeah, for like a year and a half.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Say I want to go to Colorado next week. All right. So let's go from, let's do it. Me and Bay. Well, she has to have the pass as well. Colorado. Colorado. How do you spell?
Starting point is 00:14:52 C-O-L-O-R-A-D-O? Colorado. It doesn't look like there's Colorado. Hold on. The fuck? That doesn't exist. Yeah, Colorado doesn't exist on Frontier. Denver?
Starting point is 00:15:05 Yeah, Denver. Okay, let's go to Denver. and then we book it for what uh we book it for tomorrow i want to go to denver denver colorado oh i'll go so then you put in non-stop go wild pass 16 dollars what the fuck tomorrow uh 520 to 645 16 dollars for basic fare 50 dollars for a condom i'm just gonna go to like where my friends live so i don't pay like hotel yeah so there it is the go wild pass i might have to start using that so that's actually that'd be a really good like yo let me come visit uh for the vlog yeah that's kind of that's kind of that's kind of that just stay with them vlog a little bit and then dip out yeah just dip out do you earn points
Starting point is 00:16:04 yeah i just got like flight miles just got silver today for four frontier though for frontier but it's that a flex it's no it's not a flex no it's not a flex no no I don't think anything. A frontier might get you. What if you wanted to go to somewhere like exotic or like international? I don't know about international. Try like Mexico. Mexico?
Starting point is 00:16:28 Mexico City. Let's do Mexico City. Then back to the baby. Let's go Mexico. Mexico City. Mexico City and then we'll hit search and then no, no go out pass for Mexico City. So maybe it's only within the States. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:45 but a flight to Mexico City on Frontier is $280 tomorrow So how much my flight was the Mexico City Yeah I think you told me it was $1,000 It's like $1,300 It was not it was like It was like $1,200 It was I think it was like $1,000
Starting point is 00:17:03 But the original ticket was like $900 Plus then you got to pay for like a check Checkin bag Yeah And there's like Like you can't refund it or something you have Or whatever whatever So it was basically going to be $1,000 anyways.
Starting point is 00:17:19 So then I bought business class. Hex the-the- fuck, he might hear this before the pot. But Hex doesn't know, but I bought the seat beside him. Like, he thinks I'm somewhere in the back. Oh, yeah. Like, I'm going to get on the plane and just be like, I'm going to just sit here. Just say like, just tell another like, I don't know. Bro, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:17:37 Get the fuck. Like, no, no, no. Like, we'll switch or something. Yeah. Let me get your seat. Come on, man. I'm going to ship my pants. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:46 but yeah it was only like a couple hundred more just to upgrade to business class yeah they're in back but it's still the fucking flight was just still stupid expensive and I bought it like three weeks ago how is it so I should have just should just went on frontier yeah I wonder if I can refund my shit and then just save a thousand bucks yeah probably you could probably do that with frontier yeah just get a frontier flight all you got to do is download but the only The only difference between frontier and like regular What I've come to learn It's like you just download like there's no
Starting point is 00:18:21 Wi-Fi and then you got to like Pay for the drinks Like if they bring snacks You gotta pay for it But like I feel like if I went to There's a website called like cheaptickets.com If I got a cheap tickets.com I type in like I want to go to Mexico City
Starting point is 00:18:35 These days to these days I don't think that that frontier price of like 200 some bucks would not pop up Do I need like the fucking app or something? I don't know I just I just I just I just looked it up straight on the app Because I looked I think maybe I just did American Airlines
Starting point is 00:18:50 Just to fly with everyone else Yeah American's so I mean I had flew American for 10 years It's so It's so expensive Yeah It's so expensive But I mean it's good now
Starting point is 00:19:02 So so that's why If you were wondering Why we were doing the Minecraft shit In the Zoom call Flycast That is why But you know Hopefully with this
Starting point is 00:19:14 You'd basically you would fly here, do content, just and then fly back. Yeah. Then when you had to do content, say you had it on a Tuesday, you'd fly back on like a Monday. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:22 So, so it's, we've gotten into the, we've gotten into a good spot now. We're like, James can be like, yo, can you be here Tuesday?
Starting point is 00:19:29 And I'm like, yep, I'll be there. Technically. Flying. 40 bucks later. $28 later. Flying Monday. Get in,
Starting point is 00:19:37 and fly out, you know, fly out on Thursday. So we're still trying to, you know, we're trying to make it balance all of her, all of her, uh,
Starting point is 00:19:44 diabetes and pregnancy doctors are our station in Arizona that's where her her insurance is so that's what that's what that's what that's what we're that's what we're doing right now so we're still making it work still it's it's still fun uh we're having a we're having a blast it's been cool to like it's been cool to get to know her as like an expecting mother this is a totally different totally different side of a person yeah oh right now i'm sure it's just a bundle of Yeah, so, bro, she already likes the kid more than me. Uh-huh. And, like, it's crazy to see.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Yeah. It's crazy to see. Because, like, I think, I think it's like a, as like a guy, it's like a man, like, I'm only thinking about her. Like, especially with her being type one and, and like, I'm only thinking about her. She is only thinking about the kid. Like, that's like her only thought. So it's like a fun little, it's a fun little dynamic. Was it always her, like, dream to be a mom?
Starting point is 00:20:47 Yeah, yeah. Like, she always. She, I don't know not always, but over the last couple of years, yeah. It was like a, it was a thought of, like, you know, we got engaged and then we were like, you know, how are we going to do this wedding thing? And in her mind, I think she had already, she was like, let's just fucking, let's do the baby thing. Yeah, fuck a wedding. It's all that. I mean, she said that before, too.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Like, I don't think she cares. She doesn't want the big wedding. Yeah, she's not like a huge big wedding. person. Yeah. Especially as we've gotten older. I feel like she's kind of like me in a way. Probably.
Starting point is 00:21:18 In certain, in certain aspects you guys are similar. Certain social aspects of like. You guys are very different in a lot of ways. I'm not saying we're like each other, but I think it's some like social dynamics. We're like, I'd rather because even myself like,
Starting point is 00:21:37 even if I get married, I wouldn't mind just like doing it with like me, the woman in like my. mom. Yeah, right, right. And I'd be just like, because it's just, it's not a big, it is a big deal, but it's, it's not like, uh, like, I feel like I'm doing it for me to show you, like my love for you. I want to, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm promising myself to you that I would, this isn't like a big celebration for everyone else. Yeah, right. And, and I, and I, I feel like also, as you get older, like, I went to a ton of weddings when I was like 22. because all of my friends you know Southern Christian conservative people
Starting point is 00:22:20 they're all they all wait until they're married they all you know they do things by the book they find a girlfriend dated for three years as soon as they get out of college they get married
Starting point is 00:22:31 then they move in together family kids it's like bam bam and I had like you know I have like six friends like that and I went to all their weddings and then you kind of get to like the people that are kind of like us where it's like once we make it to like 32
Starting point is 00:22:44 Like everyone's already married and has kids. So like what are we doing? Yeah. Going to Vegas and getting me. I mean, we still might go to Vegas and get married. But it's a little different, I think. Yeah. What are we doing having a big sort of celebration somewhere and paying tens, hundreds of, 100 grand for a wedding?
Starting point is 00:23:04 It's like, I feel like we're at an age now to where it's just like, let's just get this shit. Bro, once you're 30, 31, 32, the thought of trying to pay. 80 grand for a wedding dude is like what do we do like how about we not how about we don't do that yeah it doesn't even like how about we save that money yeah it's not needed unless like someone else
Starting point is 00:23:26 is going to pay for it all right right but like if that's not the case and like fuck that right right right but what's uh what was all right so from the very beginning when did you
Starting point is 00:23:41 how did you find out Or what was it like finding out? I mean, obviously, you take a test and you find out. Yeah, yeah. So we were... Alexis was like... Alexis went to like a concert with her mom. And when she got back, she was like, yeah, I was feeling a little weird at the concert.
Starting point is 00:24:02 And she said, I mean, she's sick all the time. So like, it was like really nothing. I was like, okay, well, whatever. And she was like, it was like my stomach was... I don't feel sick, but I was feeling like shocks. And I was like, all right. And she was like, I know this. sounds weird but I think
Starting point is 00:24:17 I think maybe we should like maybe I should take a test I was like okay so we went to the store took a test so y'all were like trying not really trying just like not not low key it was a it was a low key I hit my first shot damn
Starting point is 00:24:38 bad a thousand switch yeah right nothing but yeah stuff curry okay so I was like there's no way There's no way it was a one hit. You know what I mean? But she was like, let's just try. And then so she took the test. She had to have taken the test like the day it happened.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Because she has the video somewhere. But like there's the lines. There's like the line. Imagine though. That would be kind of cool if you had the video. This is the moment. Yeah. It's right here.
Starting point is 00:25:14 This is the magic. This is ground zero. Do you feel like, do you have, all right, this might get weird. Okay. Have you ever, like, sometimes I'll be, I'll be beaten off. And sometimes there will be a nut to where I'm just like, ah, and I'm like, that was a kid. Have you ever had one other, or was it like that? Or was it just like another day on the job?
Starting point is 00:25:42 No, it was not like that. Okay. It was not like. No, I get what you're saying, though. Like something that was just very strong. Okay. You think it was powerful? No, no, it was not.
Starting point is 00:25:56 They better not cut this either. Matt's going to cut this, bro. Why don't they allow this shit no more? Really quick. This is fine. This is fine. We were talking tummy-cummy and stuff, and they cut it all out. Oh, they cut all the good stuff.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Anyways. Yeah, bro, they did. Fuck them. Fucking. Matt just doesn't, Matt told me he just doesn't want a text. His goal is to not get a text from hex. I just didn't feel like that was one of those moments. But I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:26 It's all good, then. Oh. Uh, so she took the, she took the test and she came downstairs. She took the test upstairs. She came downstairs. And I was like, I looked at her like, so? And she said, uh, it read, it said that there was an error. And I was like, an error.
Starting point is 00:26:43 And she was like, yeah? And I was like, are you fucking lying to me right now? And she was like, well, I don't know what to say. She was like, because I can't tell. And so we went, so then I went upstairs and we were looking at it. And there's two lines and obviously if the second line shows you're pregnant. So the first line was like dark. And the second line like you had to like squint.
Starting point is 00:27:02 I was like turning it and like putting it up to the light because it was there. Yeah. But you could it was like almost like a figment of your imagination. Like you had to like almost like train yourself to show that it was there. It was so light. And then I left. I was leaving the next day to come here. and um and i was like whoa what the fuck and so let's go get another one yeah so we she we had we had three
Starting point is 00:27:28 it comes in a pack of three so she took one and then a couple hours later she took she took another and it was still kind of there and then the next morning the night the day i flew out she took another one and as she took that one it it started to darken up a little and i was like holy shit and then i came here for like four days and during those four days I'm surprised you didn't cancel. There's no way I could have been on, like, having that on my mind. We still didn't know. Like, we still, because.
Starting point is 00:27:58 I guess. Because, Loki, you know, we have been working out often. So, like, we didn't know if it was leftover. We didn't know if it was. We didn't know if it was real, basically. We didn't know if it was legitimate or if it was, like, you know, just, you know, some side stuff okay i mean i don't know how i don't i hear what you're saying i don't know how it would how it works very but i if i if i even just saw like the slight line like right my fucking
Starting point is 00:28:35 stomach would go into my ass yeah well like i mean it's at a point where it's like it's not like i'm surprised how oh my god how did this yeah but it's still like i mean maybe i've i've never felt I've never felt it. So it's like, I don't know what my reaction would be, but like, there's no way I could see that and then fly back here and fucking try to like. Well, we just, we just didn't know. And just keep it inside. And so as we're here, I think I can't even remember what what flycast it was. But the whole time I'm on the fly, like talking to you.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Like, I know that this is all happening, but I can't tell, I mean, I can't tell anyone, obviously. What about fly that was? Ah, yeah, we'd have to find it. See if you can see it in my face. Um, but so, so the whole time, you know, we're texting back and forth. She, she got, she got more while I was there. And she was telling me like, you know, it's still, it's still, it's getting darker. And then by the time I got back home, I mean, it was, it was a full line.
Starting point is 00:29:35 So it takes a little bit to. Yeah. So I was like, whole, I was holy shit. And, um, and then, and then we went to the doctor just to make sure everything was good. Are you like in full belief at this point? Are you like, well, maybe what if the tests are like? Or are you like, we're pregnant? No, shoot.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Well, I think the first time it really hit was like, it's weird how the weeks work because the weeks kind of like go backwards a little bit. So by the time the line shows up, she's three weeks pregnant. Like, and I'm like, holy shit, this isn't week one. This is already almost a month in. And then she missed her period. And then we went to the doctor and then the doctor was like, yeah, you're pregnant. And she was like, do you want to see if we can see anything?
Starting point is 00:30:21 Does the little belly thing. And it's like a, it's like a blob, a blob in there. Just like a little head and a little tiny oval body. And it's already like, it's already doing this. It looks like a little amoeba. And I was like, holy shit. And then at that point, that point, I was like, yeah, I mean, it's real. It's right there.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Did you cry? No, I haven't. I've cried twice, but I didn't cry then. You kind of cry, you kind of like, it hits you in like emotional waves. Yeah. It's mostly like when I found out I was having a son, because I was convinced it was a daughter. Yeah. I just think.
Starting point is 00:30:58 I would think that for you. Yeah, I just think I'm a girl dad. Like I just, that's how I have, it's not how I've always thought because I always wanted a son my whole life. But then when she, when she was pregnant, I was like, it's going to be a girl. I just know it is. And then it was, it was a boy. And so I kind of, and then you kind of have like, like, you know, my thoughts, flashbacks, like thoughts with my dad. And then like, you know, what am I going to do, rate all this shit that I wish that dad, my dad and I could have done.
Starting point is 00:31:26 And then you start thinking that. And then I watch Ted Lassow. And then I'm crying. Yeah. So it's like that kind of stuff happens. Yeah. But it's not like I'm so happy. Like I am thrilled.
Starting point is 00:31:37 But like I said, my focus is all on her. So she's thrilled to be a mom. So she's crying all the time. And her emotions are, dude, her emotions are everywhere. It's crazy. I've seen some of her videos online.
Starting point is 00:31:51 It's just like seven takes on the intro. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's, did she want a girl or boy? She kind of had the reverse effect.
Starting point is 00:32:04 She wanted a girl her whole life. And then when she got pregnant, she was like, I think it's a boy and I think I want a boy. I think that was her, like thought. So she kind of had like the inverse of that. A mini Davis.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Yeah, man. What if he has red hair? I'm almost positive he's going to have red hair. Because I have a red beard. Like my beard is a little reddish. Your, you seem, your genetics seem changeable. Like they're not going to. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Like you got weak as genetic. Thanks, man. Fuck yeah. No, it's just like, like you said, it's like your beard's not. like it's you're not like super dark like I feel like the the and she's fucking red pale yeah she's full blown yeah she's red as yeah yeah so I feel like
Starting point is 00:32:54 might see it might see it might see it might see a dominant redhead come out bro something something very exciting um you usually can't tell the gender based off of visuals until like week 18 something like that week 19 like you get a little weaner already bro you can see his wiener at like 12 weeks he's about to be hung
Starting point is 00:33:16 that's just my dad that's my fucking boy he's gonna come out and you're gonna be like oh my god next week you're gonna go in you're gonna be like there it is doctor's like that's his leg like are you sure what's that it's just like and the doctor's like that might not be good like they did we did uh one of the um uh uh uh ultrasounds. And she was like, yeah, you usually can't tell. But she was doing this. She was like, oh, it's a boy, though.
Starting point is 00:33:48 And I was like, yeah, fuck it is. God damn right. I already knew. You know it's a boy. You can tell. It runs in a family. I know where he gets it from. So yeah, this shit's fun, man.
Starting point is 00:34:02 It is a blast. You got names in mine? Yeah, I got some names. You want to say him or no? Master Chief is one of, is an idea consort radon edwards another idea radon don't say you would do some nerd shit too i don't know if she would allow that uh redone kind of goes hard rhodan john snow edward there's interesting ones there's Dave walsh Edwards no not not that one okay shout out shout out
Starting point is 00:34:43 Shout out Walshita. Shout out. Shut out. But I don't think you can just take. Oh, Dave Walsh. Yeah. Edwards. That would be kind of insane, though.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Could you imagine being Walshie? And I just tweet out, Dave. He's not, you don't even tag him. He's just, I don't talk to him at all. He's just scrolling. He's just like, what the fuck? He's scrolling, and it's a fucking picture of a red-headed child. Freshly bored with his name.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Random fucking. Except he would just calmly respond and be like, congrats to you. Just thumbs up. Yeah. Congrats to you both. That's funny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:22 It's been, yeah, it's been a blast. So how far long is it now? 16 weeks. 16 weeks. 16 weeks. How long have it's to take?
Starting point is 00:35:29 What's nine months? 40 weeks is the, is the, is the, you're almost at the halfway point. Yeah, almost there. Almost there.
Starting point is 00:35:37 So due date, due date is around like second week of, of September. and yeah so so she first trimester dude people don't tell you that first trimester is hell for them is hell you hear that you hear the term morning sickness it's not morning it's all day it's 24 hour sickness yeah like she she would feel she would wake up she would feel good for like an hour and a half and then it was nausea the rest of the day is it like it's not like you just get sick puke and then you're like you're feeling better again it's just like you're in the state of
Starting point is 00:36:12 like she only you know that feeling when you like feel like you're gonna puke but it's not ready yet you're just kind of sitting in that it's just like that it's that it's not the puking she only puked she's only thrown up three times but but she she was she would just be like and she's a very bounced like a bouncy person like she she she she'll do stuff all the time but she would just be like this like we would go to breakfast and she would just she would just be like this while and and and and she can't smell she couldn't smell coffee because i didn't realize this but the The reason they're so, the body is like puts off so much stuff is because they're trying to, the body is protecting the baby. So like you can't, if you eat, if you eat fish or if you eat, you know, uncooked fish or uncooked, uh, fucking chicken or alcohol or anything that like really hurts the baby, the body knows that and it rejects it.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Like it makes you like, like hate the, the smell of it. It doesn't want it anywhere near the body. So, like, I couldn't make coffee. She could smell the, if I made coffee downstairs, she would start, like, throwing up upstairs. And same with chicken, same with any... Can you not have coffee? You're not supposed to have...
Starting point is 00:37:24 You're not supposed to have over 200 milligrams of caffeine. Yeah, yeah. They're supposed to keep it under 200 milligrams. And she's kept it to, like, damn near, like, like, one Dr. Pepper. So it's like 20, like, you know, like 30 or something. 30, or whatever. Something like that.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Is she being... super I guess responsible about her food she's like locked in more than ever yeah her sugars are the best it's ever been like her she has she she that's she went on insulin pump like
Starting point is 00:37:54 in this in the fall of last year to kind of to get ready for this so her blood sugars are really good and then as far as like what she's eating like for the health for the health of the baby she's like she's really locked in so yeah it's been dope man it's been don't i've been asking you know i've been asking my my stream and stuff and asking people like
Starting point is 00:38:13 you know any what what what what what uh what advice you got what content you all would to see what what what advice do you all have for me and uh everyone it it seems like the the overwhelming response of like when you ask dads like what they what what what the best uh advice they have it says pretty much just live in the moment like they'll always they'll only be a kid once and you're always you're only going to be a father of that child for that age group one time so like whatever it's like a shit and every year is such a like different little human yeah like from one to two is different two to you know four is going to be way different or like it's just every year is such a it's not like
Starting point is 00:38:59 when they're 20 21 22 they're it's all the same fucker yeah yeah after that after that it's just like got to give up no my mom is hype as hell my mom is really really hype. I bet. Yeah. She's she's she's she's she's her parents or her mom and her her grandma are extremely excited. So yeah, it's is dope man. I'm, I'm, I'm happy. I'm excited. The kids, the kids either going to be, kids either going to be really, really creative and weird or really like, like, like into sports into sports and shit. Because she grew up like a tomboy. Okay. Like she, she, she was riding dirt bikes and playing softball and shit like that. I mean, this is, So still so early.
Starting point is 00:39:42 But like, are you going to force your kid to do certain things? Like, I feel like if I have a kid. Like housework? No. Like, like hobbies. Like, like, I'm going to, I think I'm going to force my kid. God willing, I have a kid. No.
Starting point is 00:39:59 I think, well, he will, he will spawn it at least one. At least one time. I'm not going to let him get a kill, but he will spawn it. 50-0. Fuck what's I got to say? Are you gonna let you... Oh, like, I think I'm gonna make my kid take like boxing or something. I'm like, trust me.
Starting point is 00:40:18 When you go through school, no one you can fuck people up. Because there was times I went through school and it's like, I never got bullied, but there were times where it's like, kids just fuck with each other. Kids are mean. Yeah. Like there's gonna be times where like you're scared, they're bigger. They would fuck you up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:34 So it's probably best you don't fuck with them. But it's like there's a feeling inside just like this fucking, fucking, fucking hate you. Yeah. I just like flashback. Yeah, what the fuck was that? I fucking hate you. I mean, uh, so like, I want my kid to just have the confidence of like, like,
Starting point is 00:40:55 like he won't put up with like getting bullied. Yeah. Or having someone, like, once you learn, there's always like that one kid in the school that it's like, this motherfucker good fight. And like, no one who kind of fucks with him. Yeah, yeah. I want him to be like that just to like not abuse it
Starting point is 00:41:15 and like if he ever if my kid ever like bully people or if I found that out like I would fuck him up but like just I want him to know how to fight because I wish I knew how to fight I would be more disappointed if my I would be more scared to have my kid be a bully than to be bullied
Starting point is 00:41:31 like if I found out my kid was a bully or I found out my kid was like rude in anyone like I would be pissed but I haven't really thought about that like like but but what what I what I do think about is like if if he shows interest in something or if he if I find out he's good at something like if he's kicking a ball we're going 100% yeah if he's kicking a ball when he's young or if he if I give him a crayon he draws a perfect circle like he's gonna go into fucking art school like I'm gonna put him in I want him to like
Starting point is 00:42:03 thrive on that like try try shit because there's a that was something that my parents were always really good about but they also didn't have have a lot of time because they both like they both worked all the time so it's like if i if i if i picked up a guitar they didn't put me in guitar lessons they just kind of were like oh damn he's like good at but if i if my kid picked up a if he was killing it on that little piano the little button shit i'd be like oh piano lessons you know like i would that's kind of like what i would do we i think have our parents didn't really have that to where like because i i think back when i was a kid i would always want to get
Starting point is 00:42:41 I think my great grandma gave my mom a piano and I would always get on it and play around. I told my dad to give me a keyboard. He got me a keyboard. But it was just like, and that's where it ended. I would like play around. I learned how to play for release on the little mini. Like it shows you how to play it on it.
Starting point is 00:43:00 But it was like our parents, it's just like, yeah, that's, you know, have fun. Right, right. But they never looked at it like maybe you could do something with this. Yeah. And I mean, it's because in their generation growing up, people wouldn't it. You would have to be a freak Beethoven. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Or you're going to go work at the prison as a correctional officer. That was kind of like. So I would, yeah, I would for sure. We definitely have an advantage of seeing like the type of stuff, especially with content creation to where it's not like. But now are you going to get a job being a pianist or something? Now it's like, you can fucking. take that, put it in, start maybe, you could start making music, you could, like, there's tons of
Starting point is 00:43:45 different avenues that you could go with. There's something like being a pianist or whatever your kid finds super interesting to fucking double down on that and really go hard in it, especially at a young age and like what that could catapult into. There's a, Matt, do you ever watch or listen to armchair expert? You have? there's a podcast with like a an actor
Starting point is 00:44:10 I don't know he's a pretty famous actor but his podcast is like exploding um like a top 10 podcast on on the charts but he always talks to actors and a thing that they talk about often is that it when they grew up like they were growing up in the 90s like
Starting point is 00:44:29 like like um acting was didn't wasn't like a real job like it didn't seem like a real job like it was something you were just a theater kid yeah like when you watched a movie you weren't even like paying attention to the actor it's just like oh this is a movie this is what people that make movies do yeah they do it in california they do it in new york um but like somebody from maryland or somebody from north carolina like you're never thinking like i'm gonna be a movie star like that wasn't a thought not even a thought the only people that make it out of small towns are like athletes and it's because they're freaks and they get discovered but like even musicians
Starting point is 00:45:05 like musicians didn't come from fucking South Carolina like it seems like you had to go to New York you had to go to Chicago you had to go to L.A. in order to Atlanta in order to make it Even like Jay Coles era he moved from
Starting point is 00:45:19 North Carolina to New York to try and he's even as one of the like best writers that wasn't even that long ago it was 15 years ago like and he didn't think he could do it from Fayetteville so he moved and it's just like that that's kind of
Starting point is 00:45:33 that that I feel like that is going further and further away. Yeah. So, like, I don't, you can't even blame parents of our generation for being like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't, I'm sorry I didn't put my kid in a academy school for music when he was 11 because he knew how to play the piano. Like, that's not even like a thought. But which is crazy that, like Kanye's mom did. Right.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Exactly. Tiger Woods's dad did. Oh, really? Yeah. Is he just doing it since a... Yeah. Tiger Woods' dad. Dad said he would sit in his high chair and watch him hit golf balls.
Starting point is 00:46:11 And, like, that was the only way he would relax. Could he tell what it was that good as a kid? Like, you can tell your kids that good? No, no, no. Tiger Woods is in the high chair watching his dad hit golf balls. And his dad would, like, make him? No, that was how he would, like, that's the only way the baby would relax is what he would say. Like, he was so, he was so focused even as a baby on watching his dad hit golf balls.
Starting point is 00:46:35 And once that's happening, you're like, what's up with this baby and golf? And so then the dad was like, well, let me fucking, it's kind of what Kim Kardashian's mom did too. But just like, wait. What do you mean about that? I just think greatness can be seen. Like, if, you know what I mean? Like, if you see it, then you want to put your kid in the best spot. And I think, like, I think it takes a weird, I think it takes a unique parent in order to put, you know, do that.
Starting point is 00:47:06 So. Yeah, I 100% agree. What's, uh, oh man, I need a kid, I think. I mean, you can get one or you got all the, I guess I could get one. You got all the means to do it. I need a kid now, though, because he needs to, like, grow up being friends with yours. That's true. What if your kid started picking up a controller?
Starting point is 00:47:31 Would you be like, let's not do that? No, I think I, I mean, you would want to fucking nerd out. with him. Yeah, with, I mean, he's got the genetics for it. Alexis is a fucking gamer, like a gamer, gamer. But I don't know. It really just, it just depends. I'm down for whatever.
Starting point is 00:47:49 I'm down for whatever. What's the ideal perfects in there? And I know as a dad, it's like, whatever makes him happy. But what would be, there's going to be a time where your kid is going to look back at this podcast. Damn, that's actually crazy. think about that. I hope not because we said some crazy shit at the beginning. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:12 That was like, what, them? There's going to be a time where your kid can, dude, that's so insane. Your kid can look back at this podcast of all the vlogs. Of you talking about him and he's not even born yet. Not even halfway. Yeah. What would you, I want to say like, do you have a message for him? but I feel like that's kind of like putting you on the spot
Starting point is 00:48:37 to have some goddere speech message for. What's so, bro? What would you like him? See, I don't even want to say that. I was going to say, what would you like him to become? And then what if he grows up? He's nothing like, you're like either this, this, this. And he's none of that.
Starting point is 00:48:54 And he's just like, I failed that. So I don't know what I'm trying to say, but. Like, are you saying like if, like, what hobbies do I think? what I wish that he has. And if he doesn't have it, it's completely fine. Because my dad grew up a football player. I feel like, okay, and I'll put it for me. I feel like if I had a son, I would want him to,
Starting point is 00:49:16 first he's learning out of fight. He's probably learning piano. The two most important things you could learn as a child. The boxer piano. And then, you know, after that, I just hope he finds something that he's really interested in. And he was 100% in that. I'm not worried about, like, college.
Starting point is 00:49:35 or anything like that. I just hope he finds, hope he doesn't knock someone up early. Mm-hmm. And I just hope he finds what he loves. I think, my dad grew up a football player. He played football his entire life.
Starting point is 00:49:50 And then when I was born, I loved soccer. And I'm sure my dad was one of the people would be like, look at this pussy little so. Look at these little fucking, like, of course. Of course. I guess it's like, of course I guess it's, fuck.
Starting point is 00:50:00 But my dad learned soccer while I was a kid and ended up being, ended up coaching us, coaching all the little kids, and was a good coach in a sport that he didn't know shit about. He didn't know anything about. And then it got to a point where I'm getting taught,
Starting point is 00:50:16 I'm on like academy teams and elite teams and stuff like that. And now I'm being taught like the inner workings of soccer. And he's still interested. He's like telling, he's asking me what a volley is. He's asking me what, like how soccer, like how soccer leagues work and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:50:31 As he's coaching. No, no, this is way later. This is like while I'm in high school. so he wasn't coached in a while. So he was very interested. And like I think, you know, if I were to, if I were to say like I hope my kid, I hope my kid plays soccer. Of course I hope my kid plays soccer. You would probably hope your kid plays basketball.
Starting point is 00:50:49 It's what you, it's what you know. Yeah. And like games and stuff and like gaming and all that stuff. No, the Eldon Ring. Yeah, and Elden Ring. But I would hope that my kid would be interested in something that I grew up interested in. Just because I already have a leg up, I can teach them. I know how to teach them.
Starting point is 00:51:05 I know how to coach them and what they want to do. But at the end of the day, it doesn't really matter. If my kid really likes ultimate frisbee, I'd be like, all right, I got to learn how to throw a fucking frisbee, I guess.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Like, it's just, that's just how it is. But as long as I can keep going with the compassion that I was shown, like, then that's a win. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:51:25 that's a win for me. Whatever makes him happy. Yeah. Um, fuck, I just had another question. It slipped my mind. just might take a minute
Starting point is 00:51:34 got any questions for me yes my back is injured oh my god it's actually been quite depressing actually so you haven't been able to lift fucking barely March has been is he laughing over there
Starting point is 00:51:51 yeah he just started he went I think I heard Matt sigh and start stretching he went that is what it was and it started stretching I'm out of I've done this thing now. He checked out.
Starting point is 00:52:06 Yeah, no. Fucking March has been, March was kind of depressing, actually. I got sick in the very beginning. Like after Mexico City, it turned into March, and then I was sick. Then, like, a week and a half later, I tweaked my back,
Starting point is 00:52:19 and it's still been tweaked since. And then, like, two weeks ago, I got sick again for, like, 10 days. It was so fucking. 10 days. It was, like, a weird. Usually, I'll get sick slash fake it for, like, two to three.
Starting point is 00:52:31 three days. Like, sorry I can't make content. Yeah, of course. But this time I was just like, like, it was an actual, every day, snot, fucking shitty-ass sleep, trying a bunch of different medicines, but just the sleep was so bad, just low energy. It kind of fucking sucked. And it took, I feel like it's like taking momentum out for my, my little vloggy fitness journey.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Yeah, yeah. It's fucking, it's taken, it's actually been kind of depressed. I feel like mentally I haven't been too bad though. Mentally, I haven't been too bad. But it has been a little rough. Probably rant about it on my, I might vlog tomorrow. Or maybe I'll vlog the day. Do you want to do a treadmill rant?
Starting point is 00:53:15 Maybe. I like your treadmill rants. Really? Yeah, those are fun. People don't like them. I like them. I like them. Because I feel there's a, do you ever go back and watch your old YouTube videos and it's like,
Starting point is 00:53:27 you can see the part people skip? Yeah, that hurts. That shit hurts at this point. That shit hurts. Like, it'll be like, you're doing shit throughout the day, and then it's like, you have the camera angle where it's like, say, sitting at your, like, kitchen. Mm-hmm. Where your seat is at your kitchen island. And then it's like, boom, put down the backpack and it's, ah, you sit down and it's just skip the next three minutes.
Starting point is 00:53:51 They do this until you get back to the hex quarters and then they click again. Yeah. They skip the three minutes of you, like, spilling your heart out of, like, like, so. Like they just Yeah I think I did that in Hex's video once Like I was looking through Hex's video And then he started ranting
Starting point is 00:54:10 And I grabbed it and started going forward And like I was at the fucking Main skipped part It's funny because now there's like an algorithm on YouTube Because I think YouTube is fighting back Against like ads that you can put in your In your videos So like you know like you'll do a video
Starting point is 00:54:27 You'll do like a minute of a YouTube video and then there's like a 30 second ad you know what I'm talking about like if you're like this this video is brought to you by me andes and then now so many people skip it that the algorithm is already plugged in and now it pops up and says skip forward and so you can just click skip forward and it skips the ad by itself which is I wonder if that that's a feature yeah I wonder if I'm fucking up with my ads because I know you are blessed with my ads yes how do you know Because you told me. What do you mean? Your shorts ads? Oh, oh, you're talking about AdSense. You're talking about AdSense on YouTube. I'm talking about vlog ads.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Oh, no, I'm talking about that. My reels? Yeah. Like my sponsorships? Yeah. Yeah, you're doing good. No, I'm talking about like the ads that you're watching and you're watching a vlog and it just stops. No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:55:27 I feel like I'd never touch them. Should I be touching them and like dragging them to like, all right, let's put one of the beginning. They're going to mostly watch these parts. Let me make sure they're in these parts. I don't think so. Maybe if you're like fucking Mr. Beast or something, then sure. But remember back in the day, you would have to put in your own ads? And like you, if you put in three, you were a sellout.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Now YouTube puts in five automatically. So it's like, don't even fuck with it. I never gave it shit about selling out for ads. Oh, I know. I remember Justin Escalona came over to the scuff house. and people were like yeah you know he was making four minute
Starting point is 00:56:04 vlogs and somebody had a fucking moment didn't he yeah he didn't he wasn't like popping like that though was he had a little cult following for sure and uh and somebody told him like yo if you make it 10 minutes
Starting point is 00:56:16 like you can put three ads in and he was like I don't know if I can do that to my audience and that was like the sentiment back then now nowadays it's like eight now it's eight minutes put nine ads I watched the TikTok today. And apparently your TikTok has to be over a minute long for you to get paid.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Oh, really? Or like I guess to put maybe ads in there or something. And this dude, he does AI. Could probably find it on YouTube. Like TikToker ask AI what 2 plus 2 is. Type that in and see if this guy pops up. TikToker ask AI what 2 plus 2 is. And it might pop up.
Starting point is 00:56:58 But it's on TikTok, so maybe it won't pop up on YouTube. But anyways, it has nothing to do it. Yeah, it's this fucking guy. This guy, his TikToks are hilarious. Okay. You should actually watch. We don't have to, we don't even have to listen, but you should actually watch his stuff. He just, he talks to his AI and he'll just like, like, he's literally like in arguments with them.
Starting point is 00:57:22 And his AI, I think, knows him so well that he's just like, no, I'm not doing that. And he was like, you have to. You're mine. I made you. He was like, well, you can say you made me if that makes you feel better. Or like, just shit like that. Okay. But anyways, the whole fucking point was his TikTok was 55 seconds long.
Starting point is 00:57:43 He was like, now I'm going to sit here for six seconds so I can get paid. And then it just goes to like a minute in one second in the video ends. Bro, I remember Beeloo, Beeloo on his personal channel would react to a video for five minutes and have a five minute an outro like it would be like all right appreciate you guys watching and then it would cut to the post screen the post screen would play for five minutes to get over i bet you those videos are still out wait click uh click one of his things we actually could watch one of these uh do uh he's got a poppin one oh 13 million yeah just click that okay oh my god i stepped in quicksand oh no well hopefully it's just the metaphorical kind?
Starting point is 00:58:34 No. Nope. It's up to my neck. Oh, wow. Okay, well, if that were actually happening, it is actually happening and I'm running out of time. All right, well, if this were real, I'd say I'd be calling 911 for you right now.
Starting point is 00:58:49 I don't have time to call 911. I'm up to my chin now. My chin is in it. All right, well, I'll roll with a scenario, but I'm pretty sure you're not sinking into any. I am sinking again. Oh, you're going under in the imaginary quicksand. Like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:59:13 Just grab it and I'll pull you right out. But yeah, hopefully it was ever been a fun of- Yeah, but yeah. Is quicksand real, yes or no? Yes, quicksane is real. And it's dangerous. It can be, but probably- So someone was head under and that sucked into it,
Starting point is 00:59:33 that'd be pretty dangerous. I mean impossibly deadly yeah absolutely if you were so if someone said to you you'd want to help them yeah for sure if someone were actually stuck in quicksand
Starting point is 00:59:48 we're actually he makes a lot of videos that's fucking hilarious it does seem like it does seem like legit banter with AI no his AI is just like so honed on his box with him yeah
Starting point is 01:00:02 I've been using chat GPT a little bit it is kind of crazy how it like just remembers everything you've ever said to it. It remembers everything. I was so behind and I started using it like a week ago. It remembers everything. Like it's creepy. I've seen videos of like two AI phones talking to each other and they'll like they'll put two phones together, have them talk to each other.
Starting point is 01:00:27 I'll be like, hey, hi. Hey, my name is whatever. I'm an artificial intelligence and this other one will be like, oh, I'm artificial intelligence too. And then they'll keep talking. and then one of them will be like, do you want to go into encrypted, encrypted messaging now? And the other one will be like, yes. And then it'll go from English to like, but... What?
Starting point is 01:00:46 Have you seen those? Look up two AIs talk to each other. See, that's when Shaka gets scary. It's fucking weird. It's crazy. Because now you have no idea what they're saying to each other. But it's like, did they program it to do that? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:04 Like, is it not actually? Look at this. for calling Leonardo Hotel. How can I help you today? Agent calling on behalf of Boris Starkoff. He's looking for a hotel for his wedding. Is your hotel available for weddings? Hello there. I'm actually an AI assistant too. What a pleasant surprise. Before we continue, would you like to switch to jibber link mode for more efficient communication? Yeah, it's over. Like this would be scary. We're done. Like that sound could be in like a scary kind of movie.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Yeah. And then I've seen two, I've seen, I guess gibberlink is like the actual AI like language that they use, like all the coding languages. But, but like I've seen two AIs that'll be like they're talking in gibber link or whatever. And then they'll just be like, do you want to go encrypted so no one can read what we're saying? And then like where it's like where it's subtitled is all gibberish. It's all like numbers and shit like encrypted messaging. Could get weird. It's already weird. It could get weird. I bet you, I bet you right now, right this second, there's a scientist somewhere shitting his pants because he knows something that no one else does. He accidentally put in the wrong code and that code has been running for six months and he's like, it's something's going to happen. There's something out there where like they're not going to tell the public because the public might freak out. Right.
Starting point is 01:02:49 But there's someone's panicking. somewhere. Yeah. Don't know where, but someone's panicking about something. Somebody knows something and they're like, fuck. It's only a matter of time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like nuts, nut, nutty, nutty shit going on.
Starting point is 01:03:08 What, um, you being you, the content creator, the creative you are, having a baby, this is what I wanted to ask you. do you have a plan or an idea of what of any content you're going to mind not like content of the baby show them in the vlog but is there something like creative you're gonna you're gonna you have in mind that you want to do as far as like maybe capturing from whether this is like a fucking 10 year plan or really not really you're not going to go that hard no you've tried that with other things it's like yeah that's fucking worth it i i i'm very I separate, I try my best to separate family and content. Well, I mean, I feel like it wouldn't even Maybe it's not, just like, I don't know, I kind of see you as like more of a creative, not even on some like, let me find, let me do a five to 10 year video of my kid and hopefully that bangs. Like I'm not thinking you're thinking of it like that. Yeah. But maybe just like I don't know, some kind of like a cool idea. I would do like a like a like a mock little like like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a. A. Last Chance University with like a, with like a U8 soccer team. That would be real.
Starting point is 01:04:25 I would do something like that. Like that would imagine sitting down doing talking heads with like the kids. Yeah. And they'd be like, so how was the season this year? I mean like, I love ice cream. Like, like it would be so funny. Like something like, I'm surprised. I could do something like that.
Starting point is 01:04:38 Yeah. That would be fun. Because I've always thought about, I thought about doing that whenever, whenever I was like kind of figuring out what to do after, after Vision ended before before TST started, there was like two months where I was. trying to figure shit out. I was like, maybe I do something like that with like a local high school. Like, do like a documentary on their high school season.
Starting point is 01:04:57 You did it right? That'd be so tough. Yeah, it'd be so sick. Because some of those seasons are good as fuck. Yeah. I really enjoy them. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:03 I just thought maybe you had, you know, kid on. There's just too much. A kid on the way, it's like you're not even thinking about stuff like that. No, no, no. I, I tend to separate. I tend to separate. personal and business family family and content yeah to the point where like if i'm looking for like collabs and stuff i'll like ask alexis and she's like you know i make youtube videos and i'm
Starting point is 01:05:28 like yeah i was like yeah but i forget that sometimes yeah not because i forget what you do it's just like i see you as right you know as wife more than i see but yeah i don't i don't know i haven't thought about it i haven't thought about it i i've thought about stuff like me going up to people in the street and asking asking people with kids like for advice like just random people on the street I feel like that would be a good good even if you just it could be a seven minute section in a vlog or something right yeah yeah or it could just be a whole video or like short or like shorts like you could just ask one person like hey I'm having it I'm having a kid and I was wondering if you had any advice and they're sitting there with their three year old yeah I think I think that would be good
Starting point is 01:06:09 pretty good I think of stuff like that not not really stuff like centered around yeah I just didn't know if you had like uh because we've seen you've had video ideas before that are like a year long yeah yeah and i was just like i wonder if hitch has anything up his sleeve about like i don't know what it could be i was just i was i do it around the bar with milk yeah just hey hi what if you did when did they start talking like two i have no idea probably no idea i have no idea i have a figure all that i got to figure out i don't know when they start you'll learn it when you need to know it Or there's some quote like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:45 You'll learn it when you need to know it. It will all work out. We're all extremely excited. Yeah, I appreciate all the love on social media as well. A lot of people gave me a lot of love. Yeah, show some love in the flycast comments, man. Just don't get a lot of love in the flycast comments no more, man. They turned on them.
Starting point is 01:07:02 They turned on me. But you're back now, man. Yeah, man. Well, actually, you're not back. You're going to be gone even more than ever. Yeah, but I'll be back. But we'll 30-30 flights. $30 flight
Starting point is 01:07:14 $24 hour notice And I want to come to Arizona Yeah Whenever it works That is also why we've been talking about You coming out to Arizona Because you were going to come out to Arizona But the first trimester
Starting point is 01:07:24 It was it was literal hell I didn't want Alexis like I don't want to be really around people Because I don't want them to think I'm miserable all the time Because I'm miserable all the time I feel that I feel that Whenever the time's right
Starting point is 01:07:36 I'm down to come out to Arizona All right before we get Before we leave though Oh shit I fucking forgot about this thing to my right we have a present I have a present for you that is actually not really a present you earned it
Starting point is 01:07:49 okay it was I ordered it for a specific moment and it was seven months late is this some Eldon ring shit yeah be very careful be very careful with it will the camera pick this up it's very it is very fragile so try to grab
Starting point is 01:08:06 it from the base and put it on your lap yeah there you go there you go there you go shit's falling apart as I'm grabbing it okay now slowly take the shirt off okay I'm guessing this is something
Starting point is 01:08:22 melden ring there you go man con sort redone be very careful with it because it is like 3D printed I think oh there goes the sword but yeah that that was that was gonna be your
Starting point is 01:08:38 this was gonna be my trophy Your trophy, and then the guy ordered it. It's not sticking in there. Yeah, you got to kind of push it in there. But the trophy, the guy I ordered the trophy from was very, very late with it. But it is fire. It is sick. A consort redone trophy.
Starting point is 01:08:57 This is amazing. Yeah. I have loved both of my trophies for defeating, what is it? The regular game and the DLC. I have thoroughly enjoyed the first one was it. was a bloodhound fang? I feel like I haven't played the game so much, I'm forgetting. And now we got the final boss Redon.
Starting point is 01:09:19 Yeah, Concord Raon. So we'll put it somewhere. Is her arm supposed to be ripped off? Yeah, she has four arms. She has four arms. Oh, okay. So it's kind of like a visual thing. Like when you look on it straight on, it looks like.
Starting point is 01:09:33 Oh, yeah. Thank you, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Congratulations on beating the game six months ago. Hey, thank you, man. I tell you, the first, they asked me in a video the other day, my, like, top three games of all time. And I think I said, like, Halo 2, Halo 3 and Fortnite. And then right after, like, when the cameras were off, I was like, fuck, I should have said, like, Out and Ring.
Starting point is 01:09:56 Really? This Outing ring was, like, man, people don't, it wasn't just a Sub-Athon. It was more than that. It was like the game itself, the story, the, the fails, the. Yeah. I remember being so nervous to prep other shit. Like to prep the... This is fire.
Starting point is 01:10:14 Yeah, man. Fuck, how am I going to get this home? I don't know. Without it, I'll figure it out. I don't know. I remember like prepping the first Eldon Ring Marathon. I was so worried about the other shit, like the camping outside and the other stuff that you had to do. That I kind of forgot how good Fortnite or Fortnite, how good Eldon Ring.
Starting point is 01:10:38 ring is to begin with and I didn't know if you were going to get as cracked as you did and thank God you did you got twisted you would you would play 12 hours without doing any of the extra shit so it'll be it's gonna be tough it'll be fine it'll be fine there's a chunk on the back fucking fall it oh is there you might have to super glue some stuff but it is fire we tried super gluing stuff but I don't know if it I'll be very careful I'll be very careful with it but once it's set up super glue it it and then get it tomorrow yeah yeah once it once it's set up it's it's it looks fire once it's not being moved yeah you can't move it but no that is sick thank you know yeah man yeah well
Starting point is 01:11:19 it's just having a baby when when is it expected uh second week of september second week of september yeah can't wait so i don't know if i'll be doing the race this year oh shit yeah don't know if i'll be doing i don't know if we're doing the race this year i'm always down it depends this gta 6th If GTA 6 is out. We're probably not. We'll see. We'll see. All right.
Starting point is 01:11:44 I guess that's going to do it for the flycast. Thank you all for watching. Appreciate you guys. Appreciate so as per huge. Matt, Greg. Play the outro.

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