The Flycast - MaNiac Takes A Girlfriend Test | The Flycast Ep. 136

Episode Date: February 7, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Okay, we've got... Put a figure down if... Slightly smaller than average size... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Welcome back to episode 200. Wait. I just don't trust that these are even set up correctly. Are they recording?
Starting point is 00:00:33 No, dude. James has to do a fucking... Do you think he gets offended by that? James is doing around the bar tomorrow. Fuck. You're worried? Yeah, I'm worried. He's even talking in the mic and shit.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Matt Craig never talked in that line. Imagine I just stayed unmuted and like... I was just showing that you're just. I was just like a lot, like, you know, on the late night TV, like when you just hear laughs in the background, like if that's just me giggling. That's you, you're the laugh track. I'm going to mute now.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Welcome back to the flight episode of the Flycast episode. I don't fucking, I don't know. There's no way it's. That's not too. That's the Optic pod. Yeah, I have no idea. How many. Grammys
Starting point is 00:01:19 See, it's just me and Hitch today So we're going back old school How many Grammys did Kendrick win? Guys, I don't know if you know this But a couple months ago Drake and Kendrick didn't They didn't really like each other Wait, Kendrick has 22 Grammys
Starting point is 00:01:36 Yeah, Kendrick, JZ and Kanye all have 22 Grammys How many Grammys does Drake have? I think five What a sick world. Like what? Five. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Like, Kay. That's the fakedest shit. Grammys is the most like pathetic fucking award show of all time. Unfortunately, when Beyonce won her award, it just nullified everything. Just everything. I don't know a single soul that listened to that album.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Everything was just over. What else was like? I'm starting to believe the little... Who else were the nominations? Fucking Billy Eilish. Billy Elish's album should have won that 1 million percent. I saw that she,
Starting point is 00:02:24 it kind of showed her like crying, but I don't know. Like it said the reason she was crying is because she like missed out on, I guess, like song of the year, which I think was like, breath of a feather,
Starting point is 00:02:36 we should find again. Like that song for one is a fucking banger. That shit was way more impactful in a better song than fucking not like us. I don't know how Brat didn't win. Actually, not like us. I do, I actually kind of get it.
Starting point is 00:02:50 That shit was a whole movement. I don't know how, I think really, I just should have won. And I think fucking Brat should have come and should have, could have won. I think Chapel Rones. Wait, what was Brat? Dude. How don't I know these? Like, I'm in such a fucking optic gym vlogger.
Starting point is 00:03:12 That's about it, bubble. Like, I don't fucking. You're like getting shredded. You're getting shredded bubble? Slowly. I am, I'm getting up there. I mean, I'm not really, I don't, you know what I'm sick of talking. Yesterday, Crim Six was like, you know what your issue is, Nick?
Starting point is 00:03:28 You just talk about stuff too much. And I was like, damn. That's what it took. It's not the comments every single week for the past eight years. It's because I saw a TikTok and someone was like, what people need to stop doing is talking about what they're going to do. Or like what they are doing. Even if, like, you are, like, it's not like I'm like, oh, I'm going to get shredded, but then I just, like, kind of sit around. Like, you need to stop talking about it at all because when you do talk about it, even in, like, the slightest, it, like, you give yourself of this, this sense of, like, accomplishment and, like, a little bit of dopamine.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Like, I need to just shut the fuck up. So back to this. I'm not talking about fitness ever again on any fucking podcast. but my pull-up game is getting crazy lately your pull-out game my pool-up game pull-up game pull-out game doesn't really exist anymore because I thought for sure
Starting point is 00:04:27 I was going to come back and you're going to be like yeah we figured it all out we could I mean hold on let's talk about let's talk about how bullshit the Grammys are yeah I think Kendrick obviously I think not like us should have won but album of the year was fucking bullshit it was bullshit
Starting point is 00:04:46 It made me realize that like, yo, I think Beyonce actually might be killing people. Have you ever heard that? I heard something like that. If you don't, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't think Beyonce, is a conspiracy. Oh, if you don't thank Beyonce. If you don't thank her or if she doesn't win the Grammy, the thank you Beyonce theory. It just doesn't make sense, man. It's a long, it's a long article, but basically what it's saying is, is, is there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a,
Starting point is 00:05:16 conspiracy theory out there that if you don't thank Beyonce or if Beyonce doesn't win the award somebody's gonna die. That, I mean, that's obviously insane and ridiculous, but there is something sketchy to the fucking grand. Rest and peace of Ali, rest of peace
Starting point is 00:05:34 Bethleh, and vice upon me and then versus Nottai. She knows. She knows. I know she knows. That is what they tried to connect with it. I know she knows. I want to know who the Grammys Who in the Grammy
Starting point is 00:05:52 Like it's not fan voted It's just like whoever they kind of want Yeah and they want Beyonce But why would they I just don't get it though She's got blood babies I just don't get it You heard about blood blood babies
Starting point is 00:06:05 Uh uh something in and Jay Z as well Voting members of the recording academy Vote for Grammy Awards These members are music industry professionals. Okay. 13,000
Starting point is 00:06:21 members. What if it is? Maybe it is a banger, though, because I'm actually a Beyonce fan. Me too. So maybe it is a fucking, to be honest, I haven't listened. So is it even fair to sit here and be like, there's no way
Starting point is 00:06:37 she should be winning? Dude. Was it album of the year or country album of the year? It was album of the year. Oh, I thought it was. Was they don't do country album. No, they do country album in the year. Did she win that as well?
Starting point is 00:06:51 I think she won that too. Who won country album? Oh, country people got to be pissed. Oh, dude. Imagine like, we're from the south. Imagine like our, like, 70 year old, uh, Beyonce, five. Wait, that was her first, that was her first album of the year. When?
Starting point is 00:07:08 I'm a Beyonce fan, but somebody, country albums crazy. Somebody came into my, uh, somebody came into my, uh, somebody came into my, uh, somebody came into my chat and said we were talking about the Super Bowl halftime show and he's like I'm from the south and I will not be recording my dad watching the
Starting point is 00:07:28 halftime show Wait, who is it Beyonce? It's Kendrick. It's Kendrick and he's probably going to bring out Tyler. Yeah, it's Kendrick. Jesus Christ. He's probably going to bring out Tyler the creator and just that reminded me. I would want to see that.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Because coming from the south, I know, like, the 60-year-old, the 60-year-old white guys. The people they see. Beyonce wins. I would, oh, man, Beyonce wins album of the year. Damn, James. The hell was that? Where did that come from? Was that in the headphones?
Starting point is 00:08:09 No, no, I was the speakers, but I was going to pull this up. Kendrick Lamar wins a record of the year. Did you guys see, like, the theory about how he, like, drew? dropped something and like he delayed the perfect amount of time so the minor lyric oh i did wait no no right as no way did you see it yeah he wins the award and by the time the end for the whole walk it's playing his song then right when he gets to the the stage and it's about to speak and it gets to the part probably a minor and now all the crowd says it it. Yeah. And then he, I'm like, that's so.
Starting point is 00:08:55 Nah, because they, they, they started the song like in the middle of the, they started the, the song in like the middle of, of, of, of the fucking vert. Look at Taylor Swift. Yeah, no, he's. No, but he drops his ring. He drops his ring. So people think that this was intentional that he dropped his ring to like make it take even longer. So it 100% would get to that part of the song. Certified, petafire,
Starting point is 00:09:28 like how is this the song of the year at a place like Grammys? Dude, that's fucking... If that didn't, if, if it wasn't solidified... What do you mean if it wasn't solidified? It's solidified.
Starting point is 00:09:46 But if it wasn't solidified and it was up for debate and he goes up and accepts his Grammy and like even that, even fucking accepting the award for it was perfect. And he's wearing a Canadian tuxedo. Have you heard about that?
Starting point is 00:10:05 Look up Canadian tuxedo. No way. A Canadian tuxedo is denim on denim. A denim jacket on denim jeans. I wonder if he did that on purpose. Dude. There's no, you don't calculate this much. It's like there's no, this is why I am where I'm at and he is where he's at.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Yeah. If you're fucking calculating that. If you start thinking this way, soon you'll be there. though. I can't, I don't think. Yeah, now your album could take off, man. You can just make country album in the year. I can't fucking do.
Starting point is 00:10:43 I just can't calculate every single step. The timing of the song to walking up there. The crowd chants A minor and then you give your speech. Fucking, he's wearing a Canadian tuxedo. Wearing a Canadian tuxedo. fucking just everything. And apparently he won five other Grammys, so I guess congrats to him.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Under Kendrick wins five Grammys. Can you write DJ Academics grooms 15-year-old boy in Discord Call? You hate DJ academics. No, I don't hate him. I was just thinking of stuff to talk about. Oh, yeah, my bad. Yeah, so DJ Academics was grooming 15-year-old boys in a Discord call. What was it?
Starting point is 00:11:34 But like we've all done that. So it shouldn't even be like that big of a... And end clip. For the optic Twitter. He put nice. Nice. Yeah, wasn't this? I thought they were playing like Fortnite or something.
Starting point is 00:11:52 They were playing Fortnite and apparently it's like this kid is 15. And he's a, he's a, a mod for Black Boy Max. and dude the clips are fucking insane I heard some of them and I'm just like because how old is DJ academics like 30 probably something like that I have no clue he's probably like 30
Starting point is 00:12:17 so that in itself makes it weird like I'm thinking if it was like a stable renaut like even I swear I heard some I've heard some insane shit out of like speed when he was like 18 oh yeah like he said some insane crazy shit.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Like some crazy inappropriate shit to say to like a 15 year old or something. But when you get to fucking 30 or however old he is, I mean, we can play the, we can play the clip. Well, this is Plac Boy Max. It was weird, bro. I think this is Black Boy Max saying like, he's like, yo, I'm not watching this. But yeah, the clip, here's the clip. Try and fuck a dude. Will you let him fuck you?
Starting point is 00:12:57 No. If a guy tried to fuck you, would you let him fuck you? 15-year-old dude. If I can't fuck you, I'm cutting you off. Yeah, yo, yo, you know, suppose he's like, your, bro, listen, yo, you always wanted me to be next to you. Now I could be inside. Pause. It is like, it's weird.
Starting point is 00:13:19 If it was this 15-year-old talking to his, like, 15, 16, 17-year-old friends and, like, that's just how you talk, like, a freak when you're a kid. Right. And then the kid is constantly like, yo, like, I don't. I don't, no, I'm not, I'm not gay. Yeah, like, we'll joke like that and be like, yo, would you fuck a dude? Like, who's the hottest dude you'd, I mean, yeah, but it's like you're talking to your friends. Everyone's sort of around the same age. But there's not a, there's not a fucking.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Yeah, there's not a 15 year old in the fucking. If we had a, if we, if, if we signed a fucking Rocket League team and we had the best 14 year old player ever and he was on the flycast, we would not be talking like that. Yeah. We'd be like, hey, how's middle school? Yeah. What is it like hanging out with other middle schoolers? Are you famous in your high school? Right, exactly.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Like, that's what it would be like. Not like fucking, dude, I can't even imagine. And then he like crashed out. Wait, can you go to my last tweet? There was this guy who made like a commentary video about it and it was fucking hilarious. He wasn't trying to like hide it. So that's almost like. Was he devastating?
Starting point is 00:14:33 You might be asking. yourself, well, how did fat a demics respond? Was he devastated he got caught in this lie or did he lash out in a drunken rage like the stupid clown that he is? Let's check it out. Academics need to be on a fucking, yo, I ain't going to lie to you. This shit turned me so off. Like, I swear to God and I never swear to God. I never need to be on. Kai, Max, Aiden, nobody's stream. I don't need none of nobody who streamed. I got my own thing going on. He's got his own thing going on with little boy.
Starting point is 00:15:08 This is the content you want to create. No, not, not, I'm not like a... That is such a person or thing and vibe, I feel like you would watch. Dude, it's just, oh my God. Yeah, I don't know, it's fucking weird. He's just like the cringiest fuck on the internet. Academics is like, just that total nerd that just has an insane fucking ego from like this, from, from his internet fame.
Starting point is 00:15:36 Dude, he, like, some of his takes I like, I've heard him crash out sometimes and I'm like, someone needs to be a crash out like that sometimes. Yeah. But you can just tell he's just like a, like a band geek guy.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Like, and he, you just like somehow weasled his way into all this. He does tell some rappers, though. Like, I think little baby,
Starting point is 00:15:58 he was like, we can fight. He was like, you know where I live? One-on-one. Let's fight. And like, but he'll,
Starting point is 00:16:05 always pick the skinny, like the skinny 145 pound rappers. But, I mean, it does make sense because those rappers do act tough. And, like, DJ Academics does call him out on that. But it's always, like, that kind of fucking, he'll, if he's got beef with a rapper, it's always the skinny little, then he'll call him out to a boxing match or something. Every time I see his stream, he's got that, like, fucking 360P webcam. And it's stretched all weird. I'm like what?
Starting point is 00:16:39 Really? I don't know if I've maybe clicked on a stream once or twice, but. Oh, no, man. DJ Act, like, has he, I've seen some in, dude, there's a few insane things that I've seen. I've seen insane things about academics. He has, like, a rape case as well. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:57 But like, but it's also, I look, I look at that, and I'm just like, I don't know what to believe. Like, is it, like, is it true? Where's the proof? Is this going to try? It seems like shit like that will pop up. The tabloids will blow it up. Motherfuckers will hate on him.
Starting point is 00:17:14 And then it just goes away. Then it just goes away. Because there's either like no proof. No one's coming forward. It was just like pure slander. Yeah. It's almost like the fucking, the Tate brothers from forever ago. And they said they were kidnapping women and what do they call it?
Starting point is 00:17:32 Trafficking? Traffic. Yeah, sex trafficking women. and all of this and they're going to trial and everyone's how they're finally caught finally going to jail but no female has stepped forward and no one will talk about it
Starting point is 00:17:45 and none no the only victims are the victims the police are saying are victims but the victims they self are saying they're fucking idiots and like don't they don't want to be a part of this and so now the trial gets canceled they spend eight months in jail and now they're free
Starting point is 00:18:00 and it's just like it's just fucking insane sometimes some of the shit you'll see about someone and it's just like I just like you can't just even and Beyonce Beyonce is just calling the shots
Starting point is 00:18:14 and beyond yeah and which brings us back to the Grammys and Beyonce's calling the fucking shots puppeteering everyone that's crazy I figured it all out now that TikTok's back like I know all the up-to-date like now I'm seeing shit about Jay-Z
Starting point is 00:18:31 and Diddy? Did you have you seen the ditty phone call about um and i just don't know listen when i speak on any of this i don't know i think this is fucking insane of just you can throw this allegation on someone doesn't matter whether there's dj academics the tape brothers fucking j z biance someone's always like at least these days getting something thrown on them and j z people are now I mean, I wish I had like a summary of the fucking of what people were trying to say Jay-Z did, but like with Diddy, trying to say he's a part of it, it's been on tapes. Yeah, I wonder how many, how many- Girls or some woman now is saying when she was 13, she like hooked up with him or something. With Diddy?
Starting point is 00:19:20 With Jay-Z. And it's just like, I don't know what to believe. Because like you'll hear some shit. And then it'll be, because you'll hear some shit. and then the the bitch will just be straight lying just trying to get a bag like apparently her lawyer
Starting point is 00:19:39 is the type of lawyer to what's the word to just like hey my client we're ready to go to court she's 13 she said y'all did this throw us 10 million this will be completely
Starting point is 00:19:55 forgotten about like shit like that and like her lawyer is like that kind of guy so it's like dude is it even uh is it even Is it even real or is this some Just they probably every now and again Get some shit like that and they're like fuck Do we want to deal with this publicly?
Starting point is 00:20:10 Like we got kids my wife Like it would it just be easier to throw them two million And fucking forget about it Whenever I mean two million is kind of steep It's hard whenever I see like a like a 300,000 settlement case I'm like And it depends like if it's if it's like a huge artist It's like Kanye or something
Starting point is 00:20:28 Like or okay let's just say it's fucking let's say it's Adele let's just say just randomly Adele has a case it's settled for 300 grand I'm like
Starting point is 00:20:42 that's probably Adele just wanting some fucking peace of mind yeah like just like get shut the like I've got a gazillion dollars in the bank I don't want to fucking deal with you
Starting point is 00:20:55 and for some reason this isn't admissible and then people will say like oh Oh, what has to be true, that's a mission of guilt. It's like, I'm Adele. I don't want to go to the court. I don't want it dragged any longer.
Starting point is 00:21:11 I don't want my kids fucking constantly having to hear about this. I'm just bullshit. And so, I mean, I don't really know how any of that shit works, but that's just how, that's how a person with no fucking information, like, with no knowledge of this all. How many, how many, can you look up how many cases did he currently has? How many cases does Diddy have now? I think Diddy's fucked, actually.
Starting point is 00:21:36 I always felt something weird about Diddy. I do actually believe... Bro, look at them. I don't know if... I mean, yeah, bro. If you're drugging females and they're unconscious and you're having sex with them, you are a fucking rapist.
Starting point is 00:21:51 And you should probably just get like... We should have your DNA evaporated from Earth. Texas attorney Tony Busby has filed more than a dozen... Damn, he's fucked. He is fucked. Diddy faces more than two dozen lawsuits as he sits in jail, and that was in November. Try to find... Two dozen in November.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Try to find Diddy phone call to Sun. It's a leaked jail phone call, and he's just using code word after code word. He's like, make sure, go in the office, get rid of all the pizza. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah, I might be in here somewhere, but... he's like get rid of all the pizza recycle all the boxes and he was like
Starting point is 00:22:37 don't talk to nobody and then he says in the video he's like did Jay reach out yet and I don't know if that means Jay Z or what yeah but he was like is it this or no no
Starting point is 00:22:49 yeah I don't know if it's probably wiped off the fucking internet somehow that's funny but yeah there was uh What's up with the leeks? What's up with the pizza?
Starting point is 00:23:05 Yeah. Got that. This isn't just YouTube. It's plucks. Real raw and ridiculously fun. Do not entertain. None of the nonsense. And nothing over the phone.
Starting point is 00:23:17 I'm going to need you to get rid of all the leftover pizza boxes. You know what? All the boxes. Wait, this is AI. The pizza. All the boxes. Okay. Make sure you recycle the plastic.
Starting point is 00:23:32 like we talked about Did Jay reach out yet? Nah, Bob He ghosting What the fucking? Pause, read the comments What,
Starting point is 00:23:46 you think this is AI? That's fake. But I've seen this on like, I think I've seen it on like Vlad. Of course Vlad would talk about it. I've seen this on like a few. I mean, it could be. I'm not saying it's not.
Starting point is 00:24:05 But even then, the fact that shit like this exists. Like, what the fuck? Fuck, people just making up phone calls and shit. But it's just... Remember a couple months ago? This is crazy. I had a long drive back from Arizona.
Starting point is 00:24:20 16 hours. I had plenty of time to rabbit hole. But do you remember a couple months ago, we talked about the dude who came forward about Mr. Beast? And he made a video. Yeah, it's how I forgot. And in that fly cast, you were like, let me guess.
Starting point is 00:24:41 He came forward. He came forward about Mr. Beast about something. And then we went through the video. And it was about the guy who, like, said that he was treated poorly during a challenge, but ended up getting, like, $130,000 from the challenge. Right. Dude, I didn't know this, but that video got, like, 30 million views.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Dude made it was dog pack. I didn't know this until I was coming back, because Colin and Samir put out another podcast with Mr. Beast, and they were like, hey, just so you guys know, we're not talking about any of the controversies because he's already addressed it in a different podcast. And I was like, really? So I went and I watched that podcast.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Dude, the guy who made, the dog pack guy who made the videos that got 30 million views exposing Mr. Beast, 80% of the videos is all doctored. It's all Photoshopped. They were used AI. Really? Or like, or like, like, it's just like blatant lies. or different things like that.
Starting point is 00:25:43 And another guy made a video exposing that guy. And now that guy's off the face of the internet. Dude, the dog pack guy's not uploaded. Dude, I'm so sick of it, man. And all of, and the video, uh, exposing the dog pack guy got like, uh, can you look up exposing dog pack or, or? So basically this dog pack guy was making up lies and stuff about Mr. Beast.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Because he got fired. He got fired from Mr. Beast's team. Right. And then Mr. Beast. sat on a pod and addressed everything. Yeah, sat on a, uh, look at, it's a YouTube video.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Yeah, soggy. Look up how many views does that have? So this video, this video exposes everything about dog pack. It got 1.2 million views. The original dog pack video got 30, I think it got 30 million views. So like,
Starting point is 00:26:34 that is, that it just goes to show that like, the initial allegation, is all people care about. That means 29 million people out there. Still hate Mr. Bees. Still think that Mr. Bees hired a pedophile knowingly and called him Delaware on purpose
Starting point is 00:26:54 because it was a little inside joke that they all have a pedophile that works for them. And it's like, dude, that is fucking absurd. And then this and then it'll be completely debunked. Right. But I know. really cares. But no one cares about that part.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Whatever the initial fucking dagger. Whatever the initial dagger is to someone. And it catches like a wildfire amongst the internet. That is the reputation that's going to stick with you. Because there's still people like, I fucking hate Mr. Beas. Nah, that dude's weird as fuck. He's weird. Treats his employees like shit.
Starting point is 00:27:32 He's weird. Like, I don't know. Something's not right with. Then Mr. Beast will go debunk everything. Half the shit will be fake. Another dude will make a YouTube. two video about it saying probably exposing how much
Starting point is 00:27:44 bullshit it was and then no one cares like ah there's a war going on there's more important things to talk about it is crazy man it is crazy I watched the interview
Starting point is 00:28:00 the podcast that he did like defending himself after this video came out I don't know if I've seen that he was the guy who's doing the interview was like so are you going to sue dog pack I'm Mr. Bies is like I can't not sue him And I'm like
Starting point is 00:28:16 Dude That level of lawsuit I mean obviously you hear about like You hear about like celebrities Shit on hell You hear about celebrities and shit And you're like they're all His family trees lives
Starting point is 00:28:28 Like his grand children Should be stuck with the debt That he is fucking Good bro You fucking idiot Hey I'm dog bagged junior been in debt my whole life. Dude, I mean, think about 30 million views.
Starting point is 00:28:44 He probably profited. Let's say one million is like seven grand or something. 30 million? I mean, it's nice money for one fucking video. And you got to think like he, uh, I believe dog pack like pretty like rips into his, um, rips into Mr. Beast's like philanthropy channel a lot about how like it's all fake. like he doesn't really care about like all the charity and stuff and he like goes pretty hard on the philanthropy channel and then mr bese like like gives all the proof that like it's a it's an official non-profit and here's all the money and he was like and because of that video sponsors pulled out now i couldn't i had to self-fund the philanthropy channel because i have employees on the philanthropy channel and it almost he's like i almost had to fire everything everybody from the charity channel because um sponsors pulled out because of that video So like he was like I have to sue him
Starting point is 00:29:43 It should be jail time It's like insane And we got roasted for it We got roasted for it in the in the fly cast Because we were defending the fucking We were like let me guess Wait this guy Is complaining about doing a Mr.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Oh I got treated bad And this Mr. K didn't let us get water For six hours I had to poop in a porter potty It was disgusting I don't remember anything about the video so I'm just completely it was pretty accurate
Starting point is 00:30:13 but like I made I only made 130 grand I only made in four days or 13 days because he got paid 10 grand a day treated us so poorly 10 grand a day the comments were ripping us apart
Starting point is 00:30:30 yeah they were like it's kind of disgusting that you guys are defending Mr. Beast I'm like I'm not defending him I'm attacking the other fucking guy getting paid 10 grand a day to have the lights on. Well, it's, it's because they're thinking Mr. Bees is a piece of shit and how would we, like, it's, how dare us defend Mr. Beast when obviously you just saw dog packs video,
Starting point is 00:30:53 this guy's a sack of shit. So the fact that you two are defending him. I'm not over here fucking deep-throating feastables. I just think it's insane that this dude compared himself to the Geneva Convention when he's getting 10 grand a day. 10 grand a day Leave the lights on Yeah
Starting point is 00:31:14 Leave them on I do remember that for it I'll run a marathon sure I'll run a marathon With the lights on With the lights on Fucking how James would you do 10 grand a day
Starting point is 00:31:25 Would you go to Greenville North Carolina do 10 grand a day To not leave a box In Mr. B's video He's been praying for that type of opportunity He got beat up for free. No, that was for 10 grand.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Was it? Yeah, that was for 10 grand. Hey, that's a good little paycheck. I didn't get in the ring, get knocked out. Let's go DeSeredo. It wasn't from DeSeredo. Oh, well, that was the plug that you got. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Yeah, gave him 50%. You got, he went home with three. DeSeredo Mike got 50 bands. He probably did. James got 10. Yeah. Shout out Mike. Shout out Mike.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Shout out of Dick. Yeah, and then let me guess. No one from our comment section has come back around to apologize to us. Dude, we're the victims here. We should sue. Yeah. I want to sue dog pack. Oh.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Dogpack for our viewers. Dogpack 404. Leave a comment if I can see you. We're coming for your ass. So you better be scared. Yeah, because he got us attack. Because you, because we are the victims in all of this. This channel almost went down.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Optic Audio Network almost evaporated. all because of dog pack 404 all because fucking dog pack it's all right man anyways let's move on anyways yeah so y'all haven't gotten back together yet crazy transit hitch is um
Starting point is 00:32:55 hitch has texted me about two or three times I think since my breakup and he's been like go back together yet and to be honest yeah there was reasons why those questions
Starting point is 00:33:11 weren't completely invalid. Well, let's be it's not like I wasn't checking on you. I would also say like how are you doing? And you would say something sarcastic and self-deprecating and I'd be like, all right, he's good. Yeah. It's when you
Starting point is 00:33:28 don't respond. Yeah, he responded. But I had also heard rumblings from some of our friends, some of our mutual friends that maybe that was a possibility. I don't know, man, it's difficult. And this all sort of stems from the, which I got roasted for anyway,
Starting point is 00:33:51 but like the co-parenting dog thing. And people are like, bro, that ain't gonna fucking work. Don't do that. Dude, just give her the dog. I'm like, you act like that's just a fucking option, as if she'll just take two dogs, go work her nine to five, come home during her lunch break take both the dogs out getting fucking pool like she doesn't want both i sure is hell don't want both so it's like people and then people are just like me nick you're
Starting point is 00:34:18 you're serious i would see this in my chat and it would just piss me up manick you're seriously just keeping the dog or you're subconsciously keeping the dog so you can like see her i'm like you want me to give it to the fucking pound then you fucking idiot what do you mean i'm just keeping the dog so i can using it subconsciously so I can like see her. I think you're taking it. I think you're taking it wrong. I think what everyone is wanting to happen is just you guys keep the dogs. Yeah, we keep the dogs and we go our separate ways.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Right. Yeah. No, I get that part. But you're saying the dogs are like having attachment. They do. We are slowly breaking it because we have seen each other less and less. And then sort of just recently it was like, okay it was it was like a this isn't gonna i like i had to put my foot down
Starting point is 00:35:10 i had to put my foot down because if someone in my if if one of my friends was doing what i was doing i'm but just be like bro you're torturing yourself do not do this bro just fucking end it pretend she died you grieve a little bit and then you move on but yeah we were doing like some of the co-parenting stuff and it got to the point where like we'd see each other other and you like you give each other the eyes and you're like the feelings come back and you might spend the night and uh what'd you say james oh god and then you might talk a little more but you know you're not getting back together so you kind of like the week goes past and then i might go out or she might go out and then I don't like that
Starting point is 00:36:04 And then it just got to the point where like Every week was just torture And it's not like I did something wrong Or she did something wrong We're broken up But it was just like this in between shit But then like she might go out to the club Or something until super late
Starting point is 00:36:29 And like I know Because I'm just like slightly stalking That's some healthy shit James taught me how to do that How to stalk a chick Dude But like so I'll know And I'll just I'll be sitting there in my apartment
Starting point is 00:36:46 Just like oh my God Like I was Like why am I doing this to myself Like we were just talking And I know like obviously She can do whatever she wants And it's not to say that I wasn't doing Whatever I wanted to
Starting point is 00:37:01 But it was just Playing the in-between shit Um Which was just I was I mean even still bro Like not to I know I'm gonna be called a pussy in the chat But like it's been a
Starting point is 00:37:17 It's been a month and a half It's almost two months since we broke up I think And it's still just like Because of this in between shit with the dogs And co-parating and I'd go over there And she came over to my place once and I'd take Chewy there all the time and just sometimes drop him off,
Starting point is 00:37:37 sometimes stay and hang out because really I do feel bad for Charlie, her dog because Michelle's gone all day that dog is like hyper, it's a puppy and it has nothing to do and I do feel bad and I did love that dog. I've grown, I'm trying to separate myself from the feelings.
Starting point is 00:37:58 I know it's going to hurt for a while but I mean just just recently I sort of put my foot down and I was like listen this uh because she invited me they're just like hey you want to do like a dog and I also told her I'd stop talking about us publicly dude it's been 10 minutes like well it was mostly about the it was mostly about the breakup like I shouldn't have talked I can't really remember if I said anything bad but just of fucking regards are just like in her Instagram DMs just like talking shit to her and stuff
Starting point is 00:38:38 I'm like you fucking idiots like how what do I have to say for you guys to not do that like she's a good person she didn't fuck me over yeah like it was a genuine mutual like there's too much tension and stress in this relationship and I don't know if it's going to change maybe this should just end but yeah recently or she asked if I wanted to like meet up with the dogs and stuff
Starting point is 00:39:05 and I was just like and there's one side of my head and I was like we'll meet up with the dogs I'll catch these feelings we'll talk we'll hang out might go to like I don't know might hang out and you know you see you're smiling I'm cracking jokes
Starting point is 00:39:22 she's laughing because I'm hilarious and then it just brings up that like god like man I do love this But it's only like, I love this because it's right now and we're like in a decent space, but it's like throughout the past last few months of the relationship, that was not the feeling. And then, of course, when you break up and you see each other again,
Starting point is 00:39:43 it's fucking all lovey-dovey and the feelings are so strong. But anyways, fucking. So the other day she wanted to like hang out with the dogs and stuff and I just had to put my foot down. I was like, hey, I don't think this is good for me. I don't think this is good for us I would love to hang out with the dogs
Starting point is 00:40:04 Because I truly do Get joy When the dogs are playing together They're fucking best friends And like Obviously they're both just alone right now And you can tell the difference From when we moved out
Starting point is 00:40:18 There is definitely a depression On the dogs But I just know If we meet up for like a doggy play date It's gonna turn into maybe like more than that or even if it's not even if like we meet up at the park just sit there talk for like an hour and then she leaves and i leave like it's still just like later that night
Starting point is 00:40:41 text her like she might send me an instagram real and then i reply and it's just that just doing little meetups like that would just keep sparking little fucking things and it just makes it so much harder to get over so i finally put my foot down you put your foot down for the Faith time. Yeah. And I was basically just explaining like, hey, I can't do this. I feel like I'm torturing myself every week. We'll do stuff like this.
Starting point is 00:41:08 And then blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Just explain the whole situation. So we're at a point now where I think it's what should have been done. Try not to regret any of the past. But I think maybe out of place right now of where it should be. I will say I tried more. when we broke up anytime I break up with a girl
Starting point is 00:41:36 I basically my thing is like I pretend they died and I grieve but like I never see them again I block their number or I don't block them but I'll mute their Instagram so I don't have to fucking see anything that they ever pop up with usually there's no like text or anything
Starting point is 00:41:55 but just out of sight out of mind grieve them they're gone out of my life and then that's how I get over it within a few months it's like whatever I don't even care I think about some of my other girlfriends. They could be getting, when I break up, it's like, oh, it's sickening. Ah, she could be talking to someone else. Oh, my God, she's getting, she's probably having such good sex right now.
Starting point is 00:42:17 But after a while, after a while that feeling goes away at anyone I've ever had a relationship with or even talk to, they could be getting gang banged on a porn hub, and I probably wouldn't care. so it just takes time it just takes time right now it's still a little early and hopefully that is not the future for anyone that I've ever had a loving relationship with I wish them all the best and I do truly mean that
Starting point is 00:42:50 but yeah I think it finally came to a point where I had to put the foot down and I just got to keep my head down stay focused not right away in my fucking bed there was about two weeks where it was because doing all the in between shit there was about
Starting point is 00:43:10 two weeks where I was I would maybe get my workout done maybe kind of eating sort of like shit and then just fucking rotting away in bed just totally depressed bro just insane negative thoughts and I feel like
Starting point is 00:43:26 lately I've sort of steered away from that but this whole situation is sort of brought back the old Neac a little bit and I try to keep it to myself I feel like I usually actually the podcast is a nice little vent sesh I try not to
Starting point is 00:43:42 try to try to get out a little bit more try not to put it on other people but I'm trying to be more healthy about it because any other time in my past I just I'll completely shut down and it just goes not in a good way but I mean
Starting point is 00:44:01 I got to fucking grow up one day and just be a man about the situation and just have faith that the next thing for me will be the best thing for me hell yeah God
Starting point is 00:44:16 give me the strength to get through another day relieve me of my anxiety stressors depressors give me a little peace a little mental clarity and take the burdens off my shoulders and carry them for me Lord
Starting point is 00:44:33 thank you so much for everything thank you so much for another opportunity for today Jesus name we pray amen amen you like that James you feel peaceful now
Starting point is 00:44:46 so I've been been trying but yeah that's the that's the situation around that and that's where we stand but I think we're good now man it's only up from here I hope
Starting point is 00:45:02 I love how it says mania is now officially wifeless. Good luck. Have fun. Yeah, he fucking said, I mean, I don't know if you want me to say this one. He was like, I'm going on, he texted me this yesterday.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Yeah, you can say it. I'm going on a date tomorrow. Hopefully we... You want me to read it verbatim? Yeah. I'm going on a date tomorrow. Hopefully I wipe her up and you're the only one single.
Starting point is 00:45:26 I said, I can't wait to go on this date tomorrow and fall in love and then you'll be the single one with a bunch of crying, laughing emojis. And then a loser. Because for forever, since James joined, he's been like the only single one. The only loser's single fuck. Yeah. The only like desperate.
Starting point is 00:45:40 The only loser, desperate, like cries at bed. Like no bitches. Yeah, just can't find someone that likes him. Yeah. He's been like, but he's just been him. Yeah, yeah. It's been years and years. But now it's both of you guys.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Yeah. No, I was telling James, I was like, get a girlfriend, man. Invite me to the friend group. or the friend friend events Maybe No, you actually said good Then she'll have a fat friend for me I did say that
Starting point is 00:46:13 That is what I said The weekend dropped an album And James is fucking obsessed with the weekend I like the weekend album I will say I like the first four out I like the first four tracks And then it like falls off a cliff
Starting point is 00:46:28 I like steeply off a cliff See I'd listen to it in the gym I remember while I'm driving, so it's like, I don't really pay attention to what song I'm on. It just plays. Dude, that, like, cry for me song is godlike. If I start the album, I can just, like, put it, I can leave it on. Yeah. And just like, like, it's a good, full listen through album, I will say.
Starting point is 00:46:49 It might, it's, it's possibly the worst, the worst Travis Scott feature I've ever heard, unfortunately. Yeah, it wasn't that shit, like, slowed down? It was really, it was really not great. I don't know how much he paid for that feature. but it was not good at all. And that sucks. Like when you get a feature like that, I wonder,
Starting point is 00:47:09 I want to be like, that sucks. I want to be like the weekend. Like, I wonder what it's like, like being the weekend and you're like, this is a good. We need Travis on this.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Like, your label comes to you and you're like, we got a Travis feature for you on the song. And then you get it back and it's that. Yeah. Like, I wonder what that feeling is like. Like, do you still pay,
Starting point is 00:47:28 but just take it off? Like, like, I, I had never heard of like Because what is it? Drake did a song with the With Kanye and Jay Z and then when his album came out
Starting point is 00:47:41 He took their verses off He was like yeah I just didn't really like their verses I was like that's fucking badass God damn right you fucking Drake You ain't weekend But I also saw I saw like an interview or a podcast With a school boy Q
Starting point is 00:47:55 And they asked him like You know what was it like when you got that Kanye verse back? Because Kanye starts his verse His like feature verse on that school boy Q song he goes okay okay okay okay okay that's how it starts something that was a good verse though oh j yeah yeah it's good now that we know it but think about being school boy Q and getting that he was like bro i thought he played me at first because well that's actually it's a memorable it's very
Starting point is 00:48:23 memorable you could say a lot of verses and i'd be like uh i don't really remember that but you say that i fuck i remember that that's a that's one you got blessed with that probably i feel like oh jay you got blessed with that No, I like the album. There was, what's the very last song? I think that's my favorite. There's another one with Future, Enjoy the show, feature in Future, I liked.
Starting point is 00:48:44 I love these type of beats. The production is crazy. Yeah. I love these type of beats. Like sample heavy. And then the hurry up tomorrow, last song. Is it slow? Just very ambiance.
Starting point is 00:49:06 The, oh, is the one about dying going to heaven? I like the What does it? Cry for me I think that song I think that song Could be the biggest song Fucking
Starting point is 00:49:17 Like from that album Yeah I was gonna say by him But like It is number one That song with like This Do you
Starting point is 00:49:27 Do you Dude This is such a TikTok song So Where's it go I could just see I could see
Starting point is 00:49:38 TikTok dances To that That song That song goes fucking hard. Do you like Playboy Cardi? Like 20% of the time, but that 20% is hot. Yeah, it does hit. I feel the same way.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Like when I see a Playboy Cardi song, I'm like, this is probably, or like, feature, I'm like, this is probably going to be bad. But if it's not bad, I'm like, what the fuck? This is crazy. Sometimes it's insane, but I just never got into. I just wonder why he's so, like, why is he so? so just a cult following like so popular it's fucking crazy
Starting point is 00:50:17 like yeah I I asked George like while we were we were listening to the album all the way through and I was like George can you look at because I was driving like what's the number one song and he was like oh it's this song and I looked it up and I was like oh it's because it's because play with Cardi's on it but I apparently it was a single
Starting point is 00:50:33 but I didn't know that and then we listened to it I was like yep that's the 80% 80% Pro so many Playboy Cardi's arts I'm like I don't know I don't know how is it's one thing like yeah you got a fan base
Starting point is 00:50:49 But his fan base is like just that cult cult like I don't want to say the outcast in school But I don't I don't Because it's not I don't see the The popular athletes listening to it I get you It's the people under that that maybe don't really fit in.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Like the, like the, like when they feel a little weird or they're just maybe a little off and then this is their fucking guy who like he's mysterious and he's like, imagine you saw Playboy Cardi on a podcast. Like if he started like there is something to like that mystique. Like if you, I don't even know if that's the right word. But if you if Playboy Cardi started doing podcasts and shit, I bet. his stock would go down. Yeah. If he started talking and doing podcasts and people really got to know him
Starting point is 00:51:48 and he went on like Zane Lowe's fucking something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People would probably be like, oh, this guy's fucking idiot. Some. Or like, I'm not saying that he is an idiot. There would be something. Not as much mystery.
Starting point is 00:52:01 There's some mystery. When he pulls up to Aidan Ross's stream, gets the two million, hangs out for five minutes and leaves. Did you see that? Yeah. When Aiden Ross paid Playboy Cardi to pull up, I feel like, paid him like $2 million.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Aiden Ross viewers, listen to Playboy Cardi. For sure. And that's not a shot at all. I just, it makes, that makes sense. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:24 But it's a lot of people. They were like, that's our king. Like, yeah, of course. Eid and Playboy Cardi full stream. It's six minutes long.
Starting point is 00:52:33 All right, bro. We got the official Cardi. I just think it's, it's just weird, bro. Chat. Cardi is here finally about time It's that time chat
Starting point is 00:52:45 You just click through it Dude look at his fucking chat His chat Is insane It's like you don't even know if it is Cardi bro it pulls out with a fucking black panther mask It's in a mask on They just they love you so much bro in there
Starting point is 00:53:05 You know they feel amazing you're here now I love you It's amazing that he's here I love you weird, I would be cringing. Like, I would be sitting there like, if me and you were there and like help set up this production or like, I would have left. I couldn't.
Starting point is 00:53:23 We would have looked at each other like, this is fucking weird, bro. Like, who the fuck do you think you are? Like, bro, you rhyme worse. Like, you're not, like he's walking up. It's like he's a fucking, it's like he's like. back in the Roman days
Starting point is 00:53:44 or something and he walks up in the entire fucking village stops and he's wearing this he's known for wiping out an entire fucking empire and he's dressed in all gold and black and he's got his mask and who
Starting point is 00:54:01 like how are you six two some of these people I'm just like I almost wish I had that bro you bro you rhyme bro you rhyme words
Starting point is 00:54:23 like but seriously like who do you think you are unless you're I'll slightly let Kanye get away with some of that shit see and the thing is I'll say who do you think you are and a motherfucker would be like maniac who the fuck do you think you are me like just some average
Starting point is 00:54:45 motherfucker talking about this shit I'm not pulling up to the podcast with a fucking mask on wearing a fucking trench coat I'm just I'm just observing shit that I see on planet earth Oh my God Even when I see motherfuckers like Kanye
Starting point is 00:55:03 Who I will give a pass Because he's one insane He's insane He's for sure His brain is different But the amount of art And amazing shit He has dropped
Starting point is 00:55:17 He has produced He has helped with It's just astronomical so you gotta give him a little bit of a pass when I just see a fucking like an underground rapper with a cult like following acting like
Starting point is 00:55:31 I mean I guess you have to he has to and it probably is genuinely his like personality like he probably genuinely is like sort of introverted and he does like he doesn't want to pop album cameras everywhere look at me like I'm sure he is very very much more low key and that is his personality
Starting point is 00:55:51 but it is James are you a playboy cardie guy? It's just strange to me I don't really talk with him I think he's good on the timeless He's like when I can understand him I don't hate him Yeah, he's got a song
Starting point is 00:56:04 No he has I Like what's his What is his he's got that like That one song that is like his His most popular song That song's really good And I think his But like Magnolia
Starting point is 00:56:15 Yeah but every once in a while Like I think his verse on like Kanye's album is fucking Yo, you are. I'm really rock out of them my sock
Starting point is 00:56:24 Like this This shit's good Like I'm not I'm not hating on Playboy Cardi I If I get drunk And I just blast
Starting point is 00:56:33 Playboy Cardi Yeah I think He has a verse on like I turn up What's his verse on Donda His verse on Donda? His verse on Donda
Starting point is 00:56:44 is really good If I remember correctly Oh yeah Off the grid He is the off the grid fucking verse I have no fucking clue Imagine heck
Starting point is 00:57:05 You're being on this pod right now Listening to this Like what the fuck are you guys listening to Yeah I don't really like when he's doing the Yeah I think maybe maybe the fucking Maybe the beat just carries that And that's what I remember
Starting point is 00:57:25 I do I do fuck with him Did you like Like speaking of that that type of artist like did you like young thug when he was making music who young thug yeah i really like young thug and i and family matters huh and it makes me wonder like what's the difference what's the like why why do i i'm sure i'm not really like playboy cardi but i do like young thug there's probably something i'm sure it has something to do with age and like young thug was our mumbler he was our mumbler man so it's like we grew
Starting point is 00:58:00 grew up with him. There is something special to that. These kids grew up with Playboy Cardi. So there's like there's the nostalgia. Like when you're in high school driving to your friend's house, and it's like you and three of your buddies and like two or three girls and you're blasting Playboy Cardi. And then five years later, you're still on Playboy Cardi. Like that's their Playboy.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Like those type of moments kind of solidify this for you. Even Young Thug for me, I remember one of his albums dropped when we were in the Scuff House. The Family Matter now. And then, wait, what was the name of it? I'm trying to think of the album. You would know it if you heard it. I think we used to bump it in your Jeep all the time. It was beautiful Thugger girls.
Starting point is 00:58:57 And then like super slimy and shit. Remember this? I'm trying to put my dick inside a fan of it. Roll it, rolling on the back was, and now I'm back. When the beat switches. And one of the tummy guns. But it's not that mumbly or like weird. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:59:22 It's a weird voice, but it's like you understand. You're spitting the bars with them. I don't know. I think it's just an age thing. Yeah, it probably is. Probably very similar in a lot of ways. but my family
Starting point is 00:59:40 don't matter probably just a low age thing I'm waiting on Jay Cole's album the drop yeah when the hell
Starting point is 00:59:47 is that coming out I don't know bro I don't know I need something man I need something what's the last album you listen to
Starting point is 00:59:58 in your Spotify right now last out like full out well the weekend does that count yeah that counts mine was 8701
Starting point is 01:00:08 by Usher. I've been on a little Usher wave the last two days. What's your go-to what's your go-to gym's artist? It's hard to say. My most recent was I just listened to the weekend album. But usually I'll
Starting point is 01:00:29 put on, there's this, you Spotify? Do you have DJ? Like a DJ Spotify, a Spotify DJ? I have it, but I don't use it. I do use it. Okay. And I don't know. Sometimes I'll just let shit Should go from there.
Starting point is 01:00:45 The Central Seas album I've been listening to a little bit. Really? On your UK team. Yeah, no, I really like that. Bloonerism I was listening to. I listened to a lot. I got into Big X the plug in the gym. Really?
Starting point is 01:01:00 He has a song called Mr. Trouble. His music's good. Dude, this in headphones, it's just like, it's just like this sample. A nice little sample. And then the 808. Hey Like that song in the fucking
Starting point is 01:01:23 I was listening to it And like my like This flows My headphones Oh shit It's so good Big X is fucking good But after
Starting point is 01:01:33 After listening to him for Not that all the songs are the same I can hear a beat come on And I'm like big X is about to come on Yeah exactly Like there's a certain fucking style It's that like But I love that song
Starting point is 01:01:48 style. It's like I like how he raps but I also like that like I was sample with a heavy 808 on it. I was bumping the shit out of Big X for a while. But then I kind of then it just seemed like everything was kind of the same.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Almost with like Rod Wave. Like when Rod Wave drops I'll bump it and I bump it hard as shit but then I'm like all right. Like it's kind of That's how the baby was for me when he was like really popping. The baby is a baby as well. The baby's the same way. What else did we got?
Starting point is 01:02:24 Out of an hour. Yeah, let's do a girlfriend quiz for you. Wait, is this an actual quiz or something you just fucking... Or is this like an ad you found on a website? All right, we'll do a girlfriend quiz. Let's see what you got. If you had to live a movie story, which one would you pick? Friends with Benefits, Begin Again.
Starting point is 01:02:51 See, I don't really know these books. Do you know any of these movies? Do you know any of these movies? movies? Raj, you watch rom-coms. I would probably do friends with benefits so I can just stick to torturing my fucking self-life. There we go.
Starting point is 01:03:03 I like that. There we go. A. A. A. Friends with benefits. What the fuck? Dude, this isn't even a real good.
Starting point is 01:03:18 This is an ad. Okay. Next, next. Next. What do you do in your free time? Learn a new language. Listen to music or play instruments. Complete my homework and play.
Starting point is 01:03:30 video games text people usually girls fun activities like skating i really don't do any of that um i don't text any girls really um i guess do the video games probably fun activities yeah i'm like i skate and shit which one of these 10 would your girlfriend look like not very much makeup a big scruffy okay very scruffy very fit and curvy perfect nails perfect teeth down to earth and sweet lots of makeup, loads of bracelets and bagels, the braids in her hair, orange nail, Italian tan, long legs, wavy hair, boyish clothes.
Starting point is 01:04:15 Let's do perfect nails and teeth. Perfect nails and teeth. That wasn't the one you were expecting? That was not the one I was expecting you to pick. What would you love to see her wearing on your first date? Jeans in a floaty top, whatever the ladies fashion, a short, low-cut black dress and a little handbag, skinny, Do a short, low-cut black dress
Starting point is 01:04:41 And a little handbag with a G-string Just in case the dress blows up You see some cheek Where would you go for your first date? To a rock concert? No. Party where everyone else is going. Maybe optic.
Starting point is 01:04:55 We wouldn't really go on dates. We'd just meet up at the park. To a fancy restaurant, probably Italian cinema maybe, definitely not that. Probably, I don't know, I guess just do fancy restaurant. Probably in town So I can spend $250 and never talk to him again What would you like to
Starting point is 01:05:12 What would you like to spend your day with your How would you like to spend your day with your girlfriend Skate cycle Steady for some math 4's the Horizon 4 Organize some party and everyone Who's invite go to a festival Go to the beach check out
Starting point is 01:05:27 How would you like to spend your day with your girlfriend Go to the beach and check out the girls there Dude Dude, chat GPT wrote this. Yeah, like... What the hell is going on, James? Just click that one. Y'all are going to go check out girls together?
Starting point is 01:05:42 I mean, I, we'd go to the beach and I'd check out other girls. What kind of music would you like to enjoy with your girlfriend? Smooth and romantic. Rap and rock, heavy metal, J. Z. Nas, flow, right of tea, pain, anything in the charts are popular. The Change of Time Run, Jason Marais, Elton John. Do anything smooth and romantic. Maybe French. We always had some.
Starting point is 01:06:04 I always put on that smooth, sexy shit. What type of girls do you like? Tomboy, ambitious, different, fun-loving, social. Let's do fun-loving. What type of girls do you like to hang out with? Intellectuals, crazy, adventurous, serious, funny, and badass. Yeah, I'm picking crazy. Adventurous.
Starting point is 01:06:36 All right. Oh, wait, last one. What type of places would you love to visit with your girlfriend, historical, different cities, all kinds of places. Why don't just do different cities. Different cities. And my girlfriend, results are an adventurous girl. Yay.
Starting point is 01:06:56 Your girlfriend loves to break the routine and keep things exciting. She's spontaneous, often suggesting fun road trips or last minute plans to explore new places. She enjoys trying new activities together, whether it's hiking, visiting a new city, or attending events. While she enjoys excitement, she also values balance and isn't afraid to slow down when needed. Her affection is shown through shared experiences in quality time And she loves surprising you with something new or unexpected to keep the relationship fresh Pretty sure that was my last two girlfriends But I chose to smoke weed and lay on the couch
Starting point is 01:07:27 And then they got mad at me I think it might be a you problem Yep Thank you all for watching this week's flycast man We'll be back with another bangor next week Huge banger We've got a Special guests next week.
Starting point is 01:07:46 You're not disappearing next week, are you? DJ Academics is coming on. Just me. You're gone. And I solo interview. And we're bringing, never mind. I almost said some fucked up shit. Yeah, no, no, I'm back.
Starting point is 01:08:04 I'm back. Flycast is back. Yeah, yeah. We got a special guest next week. Special guests. You have to wait and see. Leave in the comments below who you think. It is.
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