The Flycast - Manscaping & Coachella - Ep 26

Episode Date: April 26, 2019

Manscaping & Coachella - Ep 26 by The Flycast

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Do do do do Yes, dude You think the thing is I never even like I never watched that song That movie I don't think I did either I just learned it in school Yeah same

I learned it at home Do I got any boogies in my nose? I don't know Do I have any? Is that why you said it? I always get like A little Self-conscious when people say do I stink

I just blew my nose So I don't there could be leftovers. Yeah, no, it makes sense to eat. But when people are like, but like when people say, like, do I smell bad or does my breastache or do you have any gum? My first thought is, they're saying that. They're saying that because they want to give me a hint. I don't know why, but so it happens with no stuff. That's why. So how is Coachella, man? Um, any butt cheeks? There's plenty of cheeks over at YouTube outcom slash maniac. Y.T. I put up my first vlog. um just you can see it in the thumbnail but she's dude they like some girls are just so they

don't care i don't know if i tweeted at cochella i think i sometime recently i tweeted like some girls i think it was at cochella like some girls are just so beautiful and like there's just a lot of beautiful girls there really yeah and a lot of naked girls um any naked guys yeah really yeah he um i actually So one. He's like, he's like famous for just being a guy, but looking hot, I guess. Really? Like, I don't know if he's considered a tranny or whatever. Wait, are you talking about, maybe he's just a cross-dresser?

You're talking about the makeup guy? Yeah. With the ass cheeks? He was there. James Charles? I'm pretty sure I saw his cheeks. I think it's James Charles. He's like a, he's a, he's a makeup guy.

Yeah. So there was dude cheeks. Okay. Not that. Not that many. It can't be that many dude cheeks. Yeah. We're just not as comfortable.

Or, I don't know if that would be, well, it's just like not our, we just know other guys. Why are girls' cheeks out, actually? I don't know. Or should we not talk about that? Why are girls' cheeks hairless all the time? I mean, I hope so. I mean, same. But remember what you were saying about?

We were doing a trivia video. And you looked at Joe and you're like, I wonder how Harry Joe's ass is. And Joe goes, you don't even want it. It is, I mean, for girls, you just don't even think about it. But do girls shave their butts? I don't know. I have no idea. It's a mystery to me.

I've been with a girl who had like a little hairy butt pubs. Like, it's gross to me. I can't take that. Imagine what she thinks about guys. Yeah, but like... But like, we're guys. Oh, my ass is probably gross. But for girls, it's just different.

I mean, I try to like, you know, keep it squeaky clean. Especially if I know... Squeaky? I don't keep it squeaky. Like, everywhere. If you know a girl's coming over, though, like, you're like, okay. Yeah. Maybe a little manscape, go into the bathroom,

get some dude wipes start wiping up the butt so there's no like odors okay yes i thought you meant just like keep like i thought you meant you would literally like shave my ass like like like baby soft shave like no i don't baby soft shave anything yeah i do what's i found out about the personal trim my nuts actually really yeah you trim you actually yeah probably you this is what this is come to our bike as A little personal way. Use a trimmer for your nuts. Yeah, a personal trimmer thing.

See, I, like, if I'm really trying to show out, I'll trim them with an electric thing. Just get the long ones. Yeah. And then I'll come through with a razor for the nuts. Really? I can't, because if you do it, don't you cut and, like, nick yourself? No. That's why I use this.

I nick myself, like, using the electric razor or the electric trimmer. I like nick myself and just like a little, it doesn't hurt or nothing. It's just a little blood balls. But this is so. But that's why I wouldn't use a razor razor. Some people are in their car just listening. That's like, what the fuck? It's 6 a.m.

They're just driving to work. But I mean, they could probably relate. But yeah, you've never used a razor? I have. I used a razor once in high school. and I trimmed to the point, or not trimmed, I shaved to the point of softness, and then I had soccer practice the next day. It was the first time I was like, I guess guys shaved. Like, that's just what they do.

So I went over every spot and made sure it would all squeaky clean. And then I put on compression shorts to go to soccer practice, and that's when it started coming back. and I was like, I'll never do this ever again. Wait, what do you mean starting coming back? Like the stubble and the itching and the red bumps, all that. Have you ever had jock itch? Yeah. That was when I was playing football, though.

Yeah, my, I was at a friend's house. We were playing basketball and I think I had like tight spandex shorts. Yeah. Or it's tight spandex and then like my shorts over them. We were just playing basketball like all day, sweaty as fuck. Then like it came nighttime and I would spend the night at his house. And like as a kid, you don't even like showers are like whatever. Yeah.

You're not like, God, I fucking reek and need to shower. So I just like ended up going to sleep. And then woke up with just like swollen nuts. Like super itchy swollen nuts. And I had no idea what to do. I went home and I guess my mom was like, oh, yeah, it's probably jock itch. And like got me a spray. Yeah.

I just had to like they were legit swollen. I was crazy. I've never experienced that. Super itchy. It felt so good to itch up. Yeah, I've experienced that. But I had like the powder. I had a spray can that just sprayed can that just sprayed the white shit.

Dude, I remember the spray can too. Oh, what was it called? Dude, I remember the fucking, dude, I remember the smell of that. Just because it had like a super potent, super potent smell. Holy shit, I forgot about that. Yeah. because I've tried the powder. The powder didn't work.

It was like nice and cold. My dad came home with the can. It was cold. Yeah. Yeah. Very cold. It felt good. Holy hell I forgot about that.

That was my only Jock Dutch experience. Yeah. No, that was when I think I was playing football. So in football, you just had, I mean, you had like the girdle and the cup and the compression shorts on. I don't think I ever used a cup when playing football. Really? Maybe I was just too young. No, no.

I didn't have a cup. I didn't have a cup. football either. I had a cup for baseball. They don't use cups in baseball anymore. What sports did you play? I think they, I'm not sure. Up until I was

a freshman in high, freshman in high school is when I just played. That was when I stopped everything and just played soccer. But up until then I played baseball, basketball, and football, and soccer.

But they were like all in off seasons. I think I played I played T-ball for one year. I was actually good. Yeah. I was definitely a natural athlete as a kid. But then I got into football probably from probably to like sixth grade. And then after that I'd transferred like full on basketball. But football was probably my best sport.

Yeah. Like I like there's like the good players on the field. And I was like one of those good players. Yeah. Like, it feels good. It would feel good knowing, like, the coach on the other team is, like, talking about you. Like, don't, because I was a linebacker, and it was, like, you know, watch out for him because I had, like, I would get hell of sacks, like, hela tackles. Dude, that's such a good feeling.

Yeah. When, like, you know, the other coach is telling them about you? Because I was just super fast as a kid. Then I, then I switched to basketball at, like, sixth grade, did that until 10th grade. then I never moved my muscles again. Yeah, up until I was like a junior in high school, I think I was probably like, probably the fastest and the strongest on all of my soccer teams.

But then that's when I started, or I played three years of varsity, so sophomore. But up until that point, like when you're in, dude, when you're in middle school and you're just like faster than everyone else, it's like a weird feeling. You're like, I'm better. I was like top three. There was two other kids, though, that were fast.

And, like, went on to, like, college track and shit. That was the first time I ever experienced that, I played, I played the highest level you could get in, uh, in high school club soccer. And there was this dude named Lasseter. I'll never forget it. And it was like, it was the first time I'd ever got on a team. And I was like, holy fuck. Like, that dude's good. Like, good, good.

And, uh, he wound up to take a shot. He had this like long hair. He wound up to take a shot and he hit it from the 18, which is like the box that the keeper can't go out of. And the ball split in half. A soccer ball. I'd never seen it before. Damn. The coach went over and picked up the ball and he started showing it to other coaches.

Like my player just split a ball in half. But his shots, dude, he was, I mean, they were all such douchebags, though. All the good kids. Really? All the good kids. Yeah. Because I was like, I was a super outgoing guy. especially on like teams but i remember when i got to that team there were like three or four like

really good kids and they're like they never talked to me what that life was like being the fucking good kids because i was i was good when i was young but like at the older i got the worst i got right i didn't stop practicing literally in basketball from like sixth grade to 10th grade the only time i practiced was at practice other than that i was like playing video games Right. And then these guys just, like, live their life for it. Yeah, show up 20 minutes, like 30 minutes early or sometimes. I wonder how.

I wouldn't say we really had like a, definitely didn't have like a freak athlete in our school. Like high school? Yeah. I remember when I was a young, there was a kid who he, I feel like I've told you this before. But during football, he scored a touchdown on the first play against every single team in the league. just handing him off the ball. Really? Yeah.

He would just, I forget. I think it would be called like a 28 sweep or something like that. Yeah. So he literally just like just throws it to the right and he catches it and he has a first or a touchdown against every single team of the league because he was that fast. Holy shit. Yeah. It was like, teams like would expect it too.

Yeah. But you just couldn't really do anything because as a kid, if you're that much above everyone, it's like so unfair. It's like, fucking. What's his name in high school basketball? Zion Will. Oh, Zion Williams?

Zion Williams. Zion. Zion. Zion. It's like fucking Zion in high school. Like, it's just not. So did you watch him in high school?

Because you were watching a high school ball? Yeah. Me and Aaron watched a fuck ton of, like, every high school clip of him. Right. Whenever we were at the apartment. So this was his first year in college, right? Yeah. Like, I didn't even know he was.

I didn't know who he was. He just popped up on ball of his life. Right. Because we would watch, like, other people, too. Then, like, one day we discovered him, we were just like, what the fuck? Yeah. And then, like, new shit would come out every week because he's literally playing high school during this stuff. So, like, as he was dominating high school, me and Aaron were just, like, not knowingly watching, like, the next LeBron James.

Yeah. That's insane. I went to, I went to high school with T.J. Graham, and he made it to the Buffalo Bills. but I remember so yeah I went to I went to high school with him and I remember just I remember they would just give him the ball and it was just a different level like you don't even notice it like when you're walking around school and you just see he would see him in the hallways or whatever wait no no yeah T.J. Graham yeah um you're just like okay that's that's that's tj but then like if you to go to a game on Friday and it was just like like blowing past people it's

It's so weird. It's so weird, like, seeing a... I wonder how girls look at guys like that. I don't know. I don't know if they care. Oh, my God. I don't know if they care. Like, they all wanted to date him, like...

I think that's how we think girls think. Yeah. I don't know if that's how all... I don't know. Let's ask our 300 girls watching this. Did you see the girls that would reply or that would comment on the last flycast? Yeah, I'm one of the 300. Me too, girl.

Um, buttcheeks? Yeah, so speaking of butchinks, um, I actually got an affiliate code for parat thieves. And we've been talking about parat thieves for three years. Yeah, nice. That's kind of cool. I need some. Yeah, they're sending me a big shipment. So I got you some undies, man.

A big shipment? Apparently. They said they're going to send me some. They were like, oh, we have a shipment on the way. Yeah. I think they started tweeting at people that I just like, shit I actually use. I'll do. I did it with dude wipes and parathies.

Flesh. Flesh. I was just kidding. I wasn't using Fleshline. I just thought it would be funny. But I tweeted at them and they sent products. So it works. I didn't like it.

I didn't like their product. It was too small. So I couldn't really fuck with it. I don't know. I didn't get one. I did. Well, I didn't get it. Didn't you get a real one?

You didn't get one of the fake portable ones we got. You got an actual... Okay, well, that's a... I've never even told that story. Check me off 5,000. No, I never even told that story. So the reason the whole fleshlight thing came about is because I was sitting downstairs

with Aaron and Aaron's woman friend. They're weird. Aaron's lady friend. I was sitting down there with, with those two and that's when I was just like yeah like it's not fair like all sex toys are all

they're all girl related like guys all guys have are just fleshlights and that's it's like a meme like that's all people talk about whenever they talk about guy sex toys and I was like and I've never met anyone that has ever had a flashlight and then I was like want to get some I was like

yes so that we ordered two dude I might order one we ordered two. I don't. And I was just like, this is fucking hilarious. I don't want to keep this. Because it's like, if I do something weird like that, I, the way to, the way that I deal

with it is I just tell everyone. And then I don't have anything to hide. Same. It's like, if somebody came over there like, is that a flashlight? I'd be like, no. I don't know what it is. It's poses. That's why you walked in my room.

There's literally just condoms sitting there. Fucking, I have lube just on my desk. It could be on anyone's camera. I'd rather that than like, not that I like keep it in the open, but I'd rather, I just don't hide. Yeah. Anything. Dude, there's, there's been a change in optic. Yeah.

The more it happens, the more I, I'm wondering what is causing it. I think it's just like the freedom. I think it's a combination of three things. I think it's, yeah. It's a combination of. of, Hex did that podcast with 60-50, and they openly talked about how they smoked weed there all the time. Did you already get dirty?

Oh, man. Fucking coffee all over my white jersey. Fuck. So, yeah, Hex did the 60-50 podcast with Scump, Nade Shot, and Big Timer. They talked about the swatting incident and how they were smoking weed and all that. Then David Dobrick's vlogs have blown up, not even the work. transcended YouTube and there's not a family friendly bone in any of his videos. And then I think just the vibe of us, I think we've started connecting more with the fans and the fans have been growing older with us.

That's just like now people are like, you know, like us saying gosh darn it and doing a Q&A video about how we respect the world and all that. It's not really, that's not what people want to watch anymore. People want, people want to see what we're like really like, I guess. So I think a comment, like whenever, and people just don't care. Like, whenever Will was like smoking his little jewel thing and Seth, and I was, I was very openly recording it. Like, everyone knows when somebody is recording. And then Seth just goes, so what did you think, Will? Will goes, I'm getting high, bro.

And I just started dying laughing. Is that your vlog? Yeah. And I turned, I turned the camera off. And I looked at it and I was like, dude, can I use that? He was like, yeah, I don't care. And I did not ask twice. I was like, okay, there's my verbal combination.

Title and thumbnail? No, I didn't want to get demonetized. Oh, shit. I wonder if I'll get demonetized for my girls' butt cheeks at Coachella. Dude, if you don't get demonetized, I would be pissed. Not really pissed. I'd be happy for you. Piss for me.

I could have came up with a better title anyways, because that was just like. girls butt cheeks at Coachella that's naked girls but like that's going to get clicks Optic finds naked girls girls show optic naked butt cheeks or something girls see this is what before our videos go live this is what we're thinking well this is what you're thinking

I'm thinking see it's just so easy for me you're thinking I'm thinking what's I don't I just don't know I've never really click baited before like not one video think you'll ever start i see you slightly starting what you mean in some ask not rid of your titles but i guess thumbnails i mean thumbnails i'll throw will in there i'll throw set in there i've done not even in the blog oh no man just get a stock of like pictures of them in different scenarios yeah dude do you remember when we first got here um at infinite like the

I forgot who was doing it all, but the managers of the channel got us to all take stock photos, and they were like, make sure to do these. Yeah. So we had to take like 20 pictures like that. I don't know if I ever did do that. Really? Yeah, I think I was like fake sick or something and don't come in. I just remember taking it and I was just like, this is not good.

Oh yeah. By the way, if you hear me sniffling or if I sound different, I am, I do have a cold. Yeah, you're the sniffling one this time. Yeah. Thank God. Dude, I hate, I can't, I mean, it's because I went to Coachella, didn't sleep. Yeah. Freaking drank a lot.

And then didn't sleep again. Yeah. And I just woke up sick. Woke up more sick the next day, been sick all week. So there's like this huge stigma. There's this idea that if you go to Coachella, you have to do hardcore drugs. But you told me you didn't. Did you see anybody that did?

No. I mean, they're not going to be like, I mean, I was like very. pretty fucked up the whole time. Oh, okay. Just drunk. Right. But not that I was against doing them. Right.

But I think I'm still like healing my brain right now. Like because, I mean, last time I think we did a podcast, was I talking about like antidepressants or something? I think that was hex's eavesdrop. We talked about it a lot. Well, I've been off them now for like a month. So, like, I can still feel my brain. brain like i don't think it'll be good for my brain to like do some kind of like psychological

acid or shrooms or dm t or molly you know all the good stuff i don't think uh wouldn't be safe for me to do it right now because i'm just trying i'm literally trying to get my brain to just be normal so instead you just drink all we can start an experience so i just drank so i just drank it until it was dried up a dried up sponge for a brain. But no, I didn't see anyone like, I don't think it's open like that. Yeah. I know when I went to Lollapalooza, like, in spring awakening, I think, like, people came

up to us like, yeah, you need anything? Really? Lally, yeah, blah, blah, blah. Damn. But. I mentioned they make bank those weekends. Yeah. They probably make so much more.

Yeah. But like, I don't know. You're probably, people get scared. They're probably all the time. Oh, they probably overpriced it as if it's the real stuff, but it's not even a real stuff. It's like a fourth of the real stuff. Yeah. So it's like.

Probably. Yeah. Because I've always, not really Coachella, but I've always shown interest in going to like festivals. Like Coachella and then what's, there's another big one too, like Ultra, I think, Ultra. EDC, Ultra. Yeah. But I really want to go out of Burning Man eventually. Oh, yeah.

Isn't that in Europe? It's in the States, but it's just like this huge desert. I want to go to a festival where like it's all music I like or something. I don't know if that exists. I don't think that exists. Well, I mean, kind of. You just like rap and EDM, which is basically what these festivals are. Yeah, but like Coachella, I looked at the lineup.

I didn't know, like 95% of the list I didn't know. Yeah. But you also didn't stay for like the hard hitting days. Connie is playing today Billy Elish played last night I mean When I went there was fucking even There was

Will Smith came out for Jaden Oh yeah I think when I was there I missed the fucking Jaden Smith that I really wanted to see Huh But and it's so hard though To see those people

Unless you're like there hours before And just like keep inching your way up in the crowd Like once the shit gets started like and you're trying to maneuver through the crowd people are like come on man like just accept the l yeah don't be pushing through the crowd right but we still would push through the crowd sometimes yeah a lot of people would it would just be so far away that's how it was it scrylix it was pissing me off people were just i was actually like really yeah we like rudely at my scrylix concert yeah we like rudely kind of got to the front right yeah oh dude

Yeah, it's a different breed. And you always have the guys, like, do you have these macho guys? It's like, I just remember this was one dude with a tank top fucking jack. He wasn't like jacked, but you could tell he worked out. And he would just go up and he would start jumping and like throwing elbows and just jumping to Skrillix. Can tell he didn't have any hand-eye coordination. He was just a meat head that just, mu, rah, blah, bha. And then I was just.

I would just be like, dude, like, oh, this was at carnage. This wasn't at Skrill X. I was just like, dude, like, relax. And they're super drunk and he's a meathead, he has three IQ, like, doesn't know what he's doing. He kept, I was there with my ex. He kept elbowing her in the head. And I was like, bro, stop. But.

He's just gone. Yeah. And then I think I, I can't, I can't remember if I pushed him or if my cousin pushed him. And they turned around and was like, like, looked at me like this. And I was like, I'm about to get my ass beat. But then his buddy stepped in. He was like, dude, we're all good, man. He's fucked up.

He's fucked up. I was like, yeah. Okay. I remember at Lalapalooza, I was like, I forget who I heard was playing. But I started like running to the place. And I ran into this big ass dude. Like straight up like not. I guess I was just looking at the wrong place at the wrong time, just ran in him.

He just shoves me. I didn't fall or anything. but I just, I was like, what the fuck? Oh my God. Sorry. Are you? It's just like, what the fuck, bitch? That was just like, dude.

Just started running again. I was like, I just got to make this show. Have you ever thought? Have you ever had that thought? You're like, damn, I'm about to get my ass beat. I don't think because. Not really. I don't think so.

I don't think I have either because up until like, because I was only in those kind of situation. where I was actually like in contact where people like that until I was like a senior in high school. And when I was a senior in high school, I was still relatively like just as tall and if not just as big or bigger than everybody that I was in contact with. And I got out of high school and into college and out of college. And then I just kind of like looked up one day. I remember I saw the YouTube comments that was like, I kicked a soccer ball around in one vlog. And they were like, wow, I can't even see Hitch with hand-eye coordination

or I can't see him being athletic and it pissed me off because I was like that's all I did as a kid and then I was like damn now I could probably and then I like thought about it I was like I could probably take an ass beating right now by a lot of people

Yeah Then there's a lot of people who you would think could beat your ass That can't Right I just know I'm gonna run into the fucking MMA fighter Like a guy who's like Maybe my size are a little small smaller.

And I'm like, you know, I'm not taking your shit today. And I'm drunk. I'm just, all right. Then he just clear up. Just fucking lights me up. Dude, that, I can see that happening. That's why we need to take MMA. I'm super down for it.

I just don't know what, for those listening, me, hitch, big timer. That's really been it. Well, Aaron's not going to come. though? No. He said he wanted to. He, no, I don't see him leaving the house. But I definitely want to, yes, I really do. I hope he does. But anyway, we've been looking for, not really looking, but we've been talking about starting an MMA class. Right. There's some kind of like Brazilian jiu-jitsu, but morely just a mixed martial arts. I would like to go to a mixed martial arts where they kind of sort of have everything.

Yeah. Like, Jiu-Jitsu, boxing, and just conditioning and shit like that. Yeah, we're looking into that. I just don't know how you would, because there's a lot of, there's probably a lot of bullshit, like people who got their, like, black belts through some bullshit or, like, the studios that you don't want to train at, or, like, you probably shouldn't start training there. It's probably just a lot of bullshit. So I want to find, like, a real legit one.

And I don't know, like, how, what's leaving the process. I don't either. I'm sure it's just a quick Google search, though. But you wanted to be MMA. You don't want it to be... I want to learn how to fight. I'm not there to, like, do anything else. Really?

But, like, fuck someone up if I need to. Yeah. It would be fun. Dude, that shit would be fun. Because I feel like the most important part about fighting is hand-eye coordination. And I have... Knowing what to do. Besides like, but you can only, I mean,

because it's like we would watch Mike fight Pommage. Pumage should win that fight every time. Well, based off the size. Right. But it's still hand-eye coordination. But Pumage's hand-eye coordination is hilarious sometimes. And Mike's is really good, I think. It's really good when it comes to fighting.

So it was kind of like an even match, even though Mike's 3 foot 4. Mike's 150 and Pelagos is 250. Yeah. That's why I think that, like, whenever you see some big guys, like, just because you're big, like, that's like when Kimbo Slic started going to, like, real fights, he's getting his ass beat. Yeah. Even though he's. He looks in better shape.

Yeah. He's huge. He knows how to throw a punch. But, like, there's a lot more that goes into it than that. Isn't it sad? Wait, didn't Kimbo Slice die like a month before Muhammad Ali? Something like that. Oh, and Ali is not dead.

Wait, no, what fighter died? It wasn't, it wasn't Muhammad Ali? I don't think he's dead. Really? Yeah, pretty sure he's still alive. What fighter died? I'm thinking of a famous fighter. I have no idea.

I was going to say Mike Tyson. It's not Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson still alive and now. You see Mike Tyson, like, he was talking to someone. and did like a just one of us dead Muhammad Ali's dead yeah he died in 2016 yeah I'm sorry to break this to you

oh my god I've been saying he's the next to die though forever have you like I don't know why there's something in my head where I try to predict who's the next big celebrity to die and he's the next nice he's been he was the next

I didn't know that Yeah, so he died June 3rd, 2016. Damn. And, yeah, he was like, you made me feel like I was crazy. Yeah, so he, I think, and I think Kimbo Slices died right before him. Because I remember people were like, damn, like Kimbo Slices. Two of the greatest fighters. Yeah, I was like, mm-hmm.

Kimbo was good in the backyard. Dude, I remember the first time I watched one of his fights. I was just like, what idiot. Dude, stands in front of that giant. The thing is, he had people almost just as big as him. Like, I remember one fight. He had someone almost just as big as him. He was like, fucking him up.

And then he was just, Kimbo just stood there like, hit me. And the dude just, and Kimbo just eats it. And Kimbo's like, hit me again. And Kimber was just like, all right, let's go. And that just started fucking him up. And I'm just like, how the fuck? Like, this dude's biggest shit, like, can throw a proper punch. But, like, Kimbo just eats it.

Like, I don't know how your jaw or something doesn't just shatter. Dude, have you ever seen like a fight fight, like a real fight? Like, in person? Yeah, in person. Not like a organized fight, like a backyard. Kind of, in my, in one of my vlogs, I kind of have something. Really? But it was, we were in Cali on that street with all the stars.

What's it? Hollywood Boulevard or something. shit and then these two uh these two black dudes i think it was like some gang shit started uh started fighting and like they were like they were just doing the typical yeah yeah like they were throwing punches i mean it wasn't like bashing each other in the face and that's up right they were there was a circle and they were in the middle fighting and i was just trying to like get it on my camera um but other than that have i really seen i saw one in middle school one one time of this dude just literally grabbing the other guy's shirt and just punching him in the

face like a middle school punch yeah i mean it was they were like known as just like the punk kids to like fight that fight yeah yeah i went to a ecu game one time um and i was just i was a super little kid and uh i remember walking back it was me and my mom and me my mom and my dad and we were just We were just walking. There was these two college kids. So they were like super tall, a lot taller than me at the time. And this one college kid is just like,

barking in the other dude's ear, just saying crazy shit. But just very obviously being very annoying. I don't remember what you were saying. I probably wouldn't even understood it because it was probably a bunch of cuss words and stuff. And I was a little kid. And at one point,

he said something. They finally got to their destination. They went back to their cars. They finally got to their cars. And the guys finally said something. And the dude that he was talking to turned around and said, what did you say? And then the guy walked up to him and it was a one-hitter-quitter. The first dude just bop, all four knuckles right in the forehead.

And he hit the floor and did it move. And then the guy kept walking and we walked behind the dude that just knocked somebody out for like another 300 yards. And I just remember looking at him. Wait, so the good guy? Like the guy who wasn't saying nothing? The guy who wasn't talking shit. just knocked it and I'm pretty sure the dude who was talking shit was drunk and the other guy

wasn't and so he just kind of knocked him out but I just I'll never forget looking at the back of his head as we were walking and I my dad like kept me close and I was just like this dude just knocked

somebody out and dude the sound of it was like ah but that's the only time I've really seen that's the only time I really seen like an actual see I want to be able to walk because there's definitely been times where people will like say something smart or if like if i wasn't if i was a dip shit i would probably argue back and like that could possibly turn into a fight right but i want to

just know and like these guys might need their ass beat right because like people talk so much shit but anyways i just want to be able to walk the streets like downtown late a night you know and just knowing that I could probably fuck up 90% of the people here. And if need be, I'd do it. Right. I don't know how Mike hasn't gotten into more fights. Yeah. I have no idea.

Yeah. He's a walking miracle. Yeah. He's a walking like controversial. Because it's like, if somebody says one thing he doesn't agree with, he'll go, wait. And then he'll confront. And then he thinks to himself, I'm going to confront this person. Whereas I would just be like, oh, yeah, see what you mean.

And then keep it moving. Yeah. Like, uh, but Mike's going to do that to the wrong person. Yeah, we were downtown the other day and Mike saw this dude's dog shit on the sidewalk and like just kept walking, didn't clean up the shit. Yeah. And Mike wanted to say something so bad. I was like, honestly, I probably would do the same thing. This is like my dog's shit and I'll go away.

So like, I'm not going to say anything. But Mike's, Mike was like, yelled across the street. Come on, you jerk off. Really? I was like, yeah, and then like the dude, I don't even know if he really heard Mike, but then he started like walking across this crosswalk as we were walking across that one. I was just like Mike might say something dumb right now. Yeah.

That would be an argument. Yeah. Kind of like, I told you about the gym situation where. Oh, yeah. Mike and this other dude were just, like we got to this. All right, me and Mike were in the gym. We get to the squat rack. Someone shit's laying there.

So we're like, if someone here, we kind of like stand over. round for like two minutes. No one's coming. So we were like, all right, let's just use it then. Like five minutes into us using it. This dude came back and he was just like, and he like sat on the bench right there. He was just like, oh, y'all are just going to use someone's shit while they, or y'all are just going to hop on someone's equipment while their shit's right there, huh? And Mike was like, oh, we're just using it. We got like one more set left. Like we didn't see anyone here. Yeah.

And then the guy was like, oh, well, it's basic gym etiquette. Like, if someone's stuff is here, you'd leave it alone. And Mike was like, well, how long your breaks? Because you haven't been here for 10 minutes. I saw you over there talking to the lady. And then it's just, and then this guy, like, this guy, I think wanted to fight. Right. And he was a pretty big guy, like, looked in shape.

And, yeah, they were just, like, yapping. And it was like, that definitely. could have been a fight. Yeah. Like if Mike knew, if Mike had been training MMA, he probably would have fought the guy. Yeah.

But like, I don't know if, I mean, I think me and Mike would have took him because like literally just tacked one of us is like, me and Mike are both strong enough to be able to pick someone up

or like pin him down. So unless this guy knew MMA, I think he would have got beat up, but he looked like he was just like trying to fight. He wanted to fight. Yeah. Those are the freaks though. Yeah.

But like he was, in the wrong because he he was literally take he left his stuff there he was taking a shit then after a shit he came back and he was like talking to some lady in the corner for like five minutes so he was literally gone for like 10 minutes yeah which is i was just like there's only i was like there's only one squat rack and you were gone for like 10 minutes he's just like oh it is what it is buddy squat rack is the one of the things that everyone waits yeah everyone waits around for it yeah he just said his stuff there that but after our little confrontation this this this other dude who was like this kid um around our age took his headphones off he was this like

i heard that whole thing that guy that guy's crazy yeah it's like that guy's a psycho we're like yeah i know fucking he needs out that's why like psycho i leave psychos alone yeah he was definitely mike doesn't leave psychos alone yeah and that's like whenever like we were driving and mike mike was honking at this one dude that was like driving 10 under the speed limit and i was just thinking like, I know this guy's annoying, but me, I would have bitched like the, like I would have bitched not honk the horn. I would have been a petty little guy, went around him really fast, and I would just kept moving. Mike's just laying on the horn. And the whole time I'm thinking, I'm like, dude, we're in Texas. Like 30% of people have guns here. You're going to honk at the wrong person and they're just going to snap. But he's just like stressing everyone on the road. stressing me out stressing you out stressing the guy in front of him

who like you know you don't know what the guy you know the guy in front of you isn't you like a right perfectly not perfect

but like just a normal person who like knows like if you're not going that fast get out of the fucking left lane like he could just be like some old dude who's not really up to date with how shit works on the roads

and Mike's just like and he's genuinely confused on why this guy's riding his fucking ass. Yeah. I don't know how much of that is. But like Mike does that so consistent. Yeah.

Consistently on the road. I don't know how much of that is Jersey in him or how much of that. Jersey is bad. I don't know how much of that is. I have never heard more honks in my life since when I was in Jersey. Yeah. I don't know. I've only ridden with.

It's different. I've only rid with Bose a couple of times. Is he the same way? Like driving? Bose will ride people, but he'll like just go around and then just look at him. But like Bose is. Bose is the same way, but he's not as controversial. Mike, it's like every car you pass, you've got to look him in the eyes.

And next fight can break out. Dude, I'm just just such a little North Carolina kid. Like, whenever I hear about, like, I can't even imagine being raised in like an area like Boston or Jersey or Chicago. It's just so different to me. Because, like, I was just at home. for a week in North Carolina, it's like everyone you talk to is just like, hey honey, how are you doing?

Like everyone holds a door open for everybody. It's like everyone's sweetie, everyone's honey. Like my hometown. Yeah, I'm sure you can relate. Yeah. But then in Chicago sometimes. People don't think they're fucking better. Right.

People are just living their little lives. Right. But it's like Chicago or Jersey, New York or Boston, and they're just like very to the point. I tell you or you know about this when was at Lil Dirks, like, studio session. Yeah. Fucking.

There's this. There's this dude. Actually, I won't say what he's, like, his name. Yeah. That might be, he might be, like, known as that. But there was this dude there, like, you know, these guys are from Chicago, Chicago. Like, I know there's guns. Like, south side.

Yeah. I know there's guns in that place. Like, they don't have backpacks on for nothing. Yeah. Oh, so they have backpacks on? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And like, and there's not too many people there, but, like, I was just intrigued. Like, this is my first, like, this is where Lil Dirks recording. Like, I went into the studio and everything. It was all legit. Like, there's separate recording booths. Like, the basement has people, like, chill in. This was, like, peak you learning music theater, like music and everything. And he was telling me, like, there's, it was just, like, casual conversation.

And I was, um, he was like, yeah, that, that's. It's another room where people make beats in. I was like, oh, shit. Is there any other rooms like that? Like, I was kind of just asking questions about the house. Yeah. And then he was just, and then the guy was like, do you have to just keep asking questions, man?

I was just like, no, I'm just like, you know, I just, I'm interested in this shit. And then he was just like, God damn. But it wasn't like serious because there's nothing to be like serious about. He was just like, God damn. He was like, and then another dude was just like, go chill man chill he's cool yeah that's what bo's told me yeah that was sap right that said you were cool yeah yeah i think so rip sat rip but yeah like that's just a different that is crazy like me

if someone like asking questions i'd be like in my head i'm like god this guy's fucking annoying but you just answer it yeah go on yeah no like we can go upstairs right that's like every once and while you'll have like a like a fan experience or some some some people would just linger and it's like god i've had the biggest lingerers yeah and it's like i guess it's not you don't want to be rude but it's like it's like it's the same thing it's like i you know i'm i'm here at an event i don't ever get to see my friends i'm gonna talk to you know the friends that i came here to see and it's like if you want to come take a picture say hi like please do so but we don't want to get dinner with right we don't want to hang don't stay like like one and if we do you'll

you'll know right like if we think you're really cool yeah you want to come right but if we don't say anything don't fucking just like creep behind this like you're walking with the crew yeah so like there's a guy and uh there was a guy who was just standing there at at dinner table and and hex was hex was there we were all just talking and every once in a while i could see hex bite his tongue because he'd look over and i i thought it was coming i thought you come on man like yeah hex will call him HX is one of those. And I think, dude, I think it has to do with, like, the same, we already, we already talked about this a lot, last, last fly cast.

But once you've got, like, once you've got, like, some sort of, like, like, you could fall back on some sort of, like, like, he's got a lot of, um, uh, what am I, fucking, like, a lot of status, yeah, status. Like, he's got a big status. Once you have a certain status or power, you can kind of. I was thinking of, I couldn't think of status. Status and money and power. and it's like I saw that I saw that happen one time with Jack too so this is when Jack first started

blowing up we were we went to in and out Blake was over this was Jack was transitioning out of optic Blake was over we were going to do the Black Ops three throwback tournament and so myself um myself Jack Blake my ex we went to um we went to end and out and on the way there on the way there jack's like just cruising and he's going like he's going like 15 over I don't think jack will care whatever but this is like when he first started

first started blowing up so you could like kind of you can kind of see it in jack like I think he tries to hide it he tries to be humble but you can see he walks a little different chest a little bigger stomach's a little not bigger anymore he's been working out and he just he starts he starts going we're going on the off the on-r-ramp to the highway.

There's this huge truck in front of us, like a Texas truck, like super-lifted Ford F-150 type deal. And Jack, I'm sitting there, I'm like, Jack should probably slow down. Probably slow down and get behind this truck. And they just, they were like gunning it. And we were going on the on-ramp,

so it's doing one of these. Dude, I looked over, I'm in the left, I'm in the left backseat. I looked over, all I could see were the wheels, just right beside me i was like in my mind i'm like jack slow the fuck down like but i guess i don't think he like would would you think that he would react like that unless you kind of feel it in life every once in a while i'll be like i had a good ass driving's a little different a good ass week yeah driving's a little different um i think so well i guess so i don't know like you could just be that type of driver yeah but

There's definitely circumstances where you're, like, if I, yeah, like, if you had a good week, like, hella subs, like, just hell of love on your videos, you're feeling a little invincible. Yeah, like, your tweets are popping, your IG's popping. Like, you definitely, you're like, you just have more confidence. Yeah. I noticed that this week, like, because I didn't really do shit and I used my sickness as my excuse to not really do shit. Right. But, like, didn't work out. ate just hella shitty food um all i did was upload a vlog um and i just didn't like the confidence

wasn't there like you know how when you're feeling yourself like even if someone you can be feeling yourself and someone will put you in their vid and like there's some kind of like energy yeah yeah you make their videos better yeah you make their videos better and i was just like if i was in someone else's video right now i'm really like i just don't like the confidence sort of comes and goes with how much, I guess work you've been successful work you've been putting in. Yeah, for sure. And just knowing in the back of your head that you haven't been doing what you should be doing and it's kind of like eating at you, like it definitely makes you like from standing tall to just kind of humbles you up a little bit. Hummills you up and sort of just puts. Yeah. Makes your shoulders

go down a little. I had one of, just a little confidence. I had one of those good weeks. Like, like four, three or four weeks ago. I was, like, you can always, I'm just, I'm just like feeling like, damn, I could do so much. Like, we're going to do all this cool stuff. I start looking at big-ass jeeps I'm trying to buy. And then you have one, and then I had a week, you know, I didn't stream last week, uploaded four videos. They did pretty good.

But then I come back, check my sub count, then realize I'm not where I'll want to be as far as, like, how, like, merch is going or not where i want to be but i want to just i want to like speed the process up and i was just like let's uh come back down to earth for a little bit and just figure some shit out it's like my fucking my first like two vlogs back like i knew they were gonna actually i i'd figured they'd do pretty good but they popped a lot more than i thought they would they super popped um and like then on top of that i was streaming everyone's like talking about the vlogs and then i'm streaming. I'm getting subs.

Like, IG posts or whatever. Doing it. I'm just like, man, I am that, like, I am that.

I am that guy right now. And then that, I tweeted about, tweeted some shit like that. But I was like, I am that guy. But then like you take, then I go to Coachella.

Like I still kind of had that, that swag about me. I knew I was vlogging, even though I wasn't streaming. just like had fun there and then I come back and it's like fuck I got to I just got to edit these I was a whole week in a week and a half I feel sick I'm not I know I'm not gonna do shit having exercise having ate shit then that took me down just like a shitty week

yeah and then like now I'm here and I'm sort of today today was it's day one I guess of getting back back on the on the girls Ryan. What, um, so you met, or you took pictures with Cray sounds, Amanda Cernie, and who was the last guy or her last girl? Jade like Jenworth or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The dancer.

The dancer, yeah. How are the, were, what, was it weird meeting any of those three people? Um, I tell you how the conversations went. I think the first person I saw was Jade. Okay. And then I was like, she was in line, I think, to get. food and I was like walking past her and I was like wait

is that Jade? Then we like kind of kept walking and I was like I was kind of drunk at this point. I was just like actually hold up. I'm gonna go like try to get a picture or something or like say hi to her. So I walk up to her and I'm just like hey is your name Jade and she was like yeah. I'm like

Jade the dancer. She was like yes. I was just like oh my God that's crazy. You know can we get a picture? And then some dude was like I can take it. I was just like, cool. I gave him the picture or gave him the camera, took the picture. Then I was just like, oh my God, it's so cool meeting you.

It's crazy. And she was just like, yeah, you too. I was like, I enjoy the event. She was like, you too. Bye. That's how that one. Then next I met, was it crazy?

I feel like it might be, I feel like I met Amanda Cernie next, but it could be Cray sounds. Anyways, I was standing with Aaron and then Kray sounds like walks we can like see her I'm like oh shit that's Kray sounds and then she kind of like starts walking away towards a bar I'm like kind of walking towards her and then she starts walking the opposite direction right just like fuck do I really want to like kind of chase her chase after her for a picture and then I was just like I was like let's just go to the bar

then we're like walking to the bar and she's like stopped doing something maybe talking to someone I don't know. And it's just like, hey, are you crazy sound? She was like, yes. I was like, I'm optic maniac. I don't know if you like know of me or anything. Like I'm friends with like Ava. Yeah. She's just like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hey. Then I was just like, hey, can we get a picture? She was like, yeah. Let me take a picture. I think we talked for like five, ten seconds. And then it's just like, all right, enjoy the event. Nice meeting. Yeah. And then Amanda Cernie was the weird one. Not the, not, she's not weird, but how it happened was weird. Amanda Cernie was like getting later in the event. We were in the VIP section. There's a whole bunch of benches by the food stuff.

A group of people got off a bench and then we're like, okay, fuck, sit down. We take the bench. Then there's one girl that like just stayed there on the bench. And then we're just sitting there. And my friend's girlfriend ends up talking to this girl that stayed on the bench. And then, bench and I just look over and I'm like way to stack she looks hell of familiar and then I was like wait is your name Amanda she's like yeah I was like Amanda Sernie she was like yeah and I was like what the fuck at this point I was like hammered I'm just like what the fuck that is crazy what the hell are you doing here and then I don't even know if she I feel like that's the best that's the best way to meet someone what like to meet someone that you follow especially an online influencer like

if you go up to them and like, oh, my God. Spontaneous. Like, wait, what the fuck? But you're just like, what? Like, yeah, yours on the bench with me, I'm eating hot dog. Yeah. But I was just like, what the hell? That is so crazy.

And then she kind of seemed like she was about to leave. I think she was like putting a bandaid on her foot or something. Really? But I was just like, how was a man of certainty alone at Coachella? Well, I think she was with that group of people that got up. and that she was still like doing something with her foot. Yeah. And that we swooped in and attacked.

But did the girl know who she was that you said? I don't think so. I think she was just talking to be nice. Wow. That's just who she is. Yeah. Yeah. Very outgoing.

But I was just like, yeah, can we get a picture? She was just like, sure. And then got a picture with her. And then you tweeted. And I was just like, thank you so much. Then you Instagrammed all three of them and did any of them follow you back? Cray sounds maybe? that's good

one for three yeah on your that's that's better than zero he actually replied to my DM because apparently she she's playing a show in Dallas

oh really I think last night maybe tonight too but I was just like what the fuck you're in Dallas and then she actually like replied to it I don't know if she actually follows me

but she saw it a check mark and uh and she just well she she like replies like I'll be in chats or in group chat chats on Twitter and like she'll reply in there so like she knows of me yeah yeah um because she's friends with like my friends yeah she's friend with eva like cat too iva diesel may oh yeah

people like that yeah that was my celebrity that's crazy meeting experience i don't think i that's exactly how i would be with any online online like online influencer or anything i would just be like, damn, what? Like, I know who you are. What? How am I? I used to.

Can we get it? Maybe we could collaborate. Yeah, I think I said to it. I was like, I used to fucking watch you all the time. To who? I don't think Amanda Cerny. Do you even know what she does? I mean, I know.

I just see her in random videos. I know she did like Vine or whatever. Yeah, I think that's when I watched her was a Vine. I didn't, but I didn't really watch. I was like, I watch you all the time. She's like, thank you. That's funny. Dude, that's hilarious.

The Jade garage should have been like, I've seen every dance see that ever done. She would have been like, thank you. I've seen every sexy little dance that you've done in those little booty shorts. Thank you. Yeah, I guess. Dude, those dance choreography videos are so sick. They're so, so, so, so sick.

She's like the top. She's in like the top fucking breast. of like of those yeah so was online dance videos there's this one the first time I ever watched when I was in a college and there's this um there's these like two really young kids that were doing it were like it was the riana one bitch better have my money they were dancing to that I was like what the like this little white girl and this Asian kid are killing this like killing it and then I looked at the comments and people are just in love love with the girl.

Like, they're just like, oh, my God, I watch all of her videos. And I was like, what? And so that was like six years ago. She's probably like 11. And now over the course of time, like whenever a video goes up, like she's still in all of them. And she's just like growing up with the scene. And she was just in, both of them were in World of Dance together, like that, the one

that the lay twins won the first year. they were in that for the second year and i and they as soon as they came on i was like i know both of those people i watch all of their youtube or not all of them anymore but i watch a lot of their like choreography stuff yeah before they blew up before they super blew up so that's how i feel about that jade girl yeah i yeah same i used to watch her like a long time ago like when she was 17 oh really fucking because her first her first like i don't know her first but the first I saw her, I was like, wow. Like, she's very good.

She's super smooth and doing like a sexy dance. And I saw J-Cap tweet about her a little later. Really? Like, Jane, this Jane girl. And then all the replies were, you know, she's 17, right? You know she's 17. She's 17. And then I was like, why would you put a 17-year-old as a lead of a sexy?

Yeah. But I guess, like, dance is different. Dance is different. There's like 11-year-olds. There's like 11-year-olds that do. the fucking those dances but I guess it's up to you as a parent

yeah and true dance is different dances dance dances dance dances dance and people I don't know there's some there's something dope about group dances like that one

I started the dude to hit the what is it the woe the wo at the very end dude dances like that where it's just like a bunch of a bunch of guys or even a bunch of girls that are hitting like like hip hop dances like on beat and they do like super swaggy stuff too like yeah shit like that I can watch it like that all the time I used to be into the stuff like that really I wouldn't really try to do the choreography but like I just used to watch so many dance videos I remember Dana uh crim's girlfriend

she she came up to me she was like you and nick need to take a hip hop class because she's a dance So you and Nick need to take a hip hop class because that would be hilarious. And then we talked about it a few times in Chicago, but... That shit would be. Dude, imagine uploading the routine on one of our channels. People would either say cringe or like... Nah, we wouldn't be cringe. It would pop.

I think it would not, I wouldn't like pop pop, but people would be like, this is sick. Dude, we need, I need some kind of like talent outside of, like, video games or... or like streaming or vlogging like I've been playing some kind of like dope talent like being MMA or something like they know I can beat the fuck out of anyone or they know I can make like fire fucking beats

or they know I'm a super good dancer yeah I need like a new hobby to focus on right dude I wish I still think I mean there there have been people that have tweeted at us that are just like I do know somebody that has a studio or I do have access to a studio, I can lock you in there for three days.

Really? And make you a song. So there are people. You should, like, actually get their information. I'm down. There's a guy that's a guy that tweeted out of you. As long as it, because I want it to be someone who, like, knows who we are.

Right. So, like, we're not, he's not going, like. He's not thinking we're going to be, like, telling you what we want. We're going to know what to do or, like, what to say. Like, I almost want it to be a fan. He's just like, yeah, man, this is what I do. Like, like, yeah. Yeah, a lot of you guys are hilarious.

Like, whatever you think of, just let me know. Yeah. I can play some beats. And then, you know, you can go in this recording booth, like, fuck around, see how your voice is. Like, that's what I want the experience to be. Not some random dude who, like, it's just stone cold out of his desk. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, I wanted to be like a cool, like, like, we bring bows, we bring scum. Yeah, like anyone we can, anyone we want, we can have them come through. Yeah. Yeah, we got to link that up. I'm just like, what, right? rhymes with toes open toes you're like hold the phone or something something like that hold the phone with my open toes you need to blow your nose because it's oh so gross you've been playing guitar lately we had a yeah studio session this morning yeah on the outside yeah playing guitar

is fun. I just, I'm already getting, I'm already getting back to the point where I'm like kind of capped. It's like I, I don't know how much better I can get without, well, I can get a lot better. I don't know how much better I can get without like really putting time in. Yeah. You know what I mean? You're like kind of perfecting like the shit you already, already knew. Yeah. So then it's like, like how much like because I don't want to be like a I don't want to be a guitarist I want to be a guitarist I want to be able to play a guitar and fiddle around with it and have fun maybe campfire songs with friends shit like that but it's just like it's just fun to be able to play but I don't I don't think I'm gonna I'd much rather do something in hip hop

or or like production kind of stuff yeah is there anything we should well First off, should I go see how much time is left? I think we're good. You think we're good? It could be like an hour 15 right now. Yeah, we can probably start winding it down if you won't. I was going to say, is there anything, do we want to talk about Old Guard? Uh, not really.

I mean. I don't know where. It should be in the top right or something where the battery. All right, come sit down. Old Guard is just what we're going to call the house. Yeah. The gang. The house, the gang.

Y'all will learn more about it whenever shit. It's just that we didn't have a... So like the B team, the B team moved into their house. They called themselves the B team. It's called the B team house. It's Hypoch. Rallied and... Zob.

We were like, well, we still... don't have a name for the house. And if we don't hurry up and have a name for the house, people are going to start calling it the scuffed house, which I knew is what was going to happen. Scuffed house. So, uh, so yeah, we're just like, we need to think of a name for us as a collective, the six people that were in the scuff house before we moved here. Yeah, I think we should just have like, just a name of our own.

Yeah, just though. And I think that's what we started going with like, like, we're going to have like old guard. Like the six of us are the old guard. And I think that's what, uh, um, I think that's what we came up with. it's kind of cool i wonder if there will ever be like a new optic like young a new maid shot then a new little bows and then like see them kind of come up and start vlogging to have their own house maybe me highpox vlogs are doing well highpox vlogs are doing well rallies doing good i mean like young people though oh you mean like kids like yeah like people just people like people like people that

are still competing say like a i don't fucking know our c s team or something if like we get a whole bunch of new young people and they just start vlogging i think it's dude finds them hilarious i don't know man because it hasn't ever happened that's the thing that's the thing with how many it's only ever been scump and a date shot no one else has done it ever no one else has competed and blown up on youtube I mean, you've had, like, a few minor, you've had a few, like, minor success stories where, like, Tarek did content for a while and did really well, like, in other e-sports. But, I mean... How many team houses would you... Like, how many, like, real content, like, houses were there?

There's obviously FACE. There's us. I guess T.K. Yeah, TK had a house. They did pretty good. Yeah. I mean, like, just people, like... Like, that, like, group that you know is TK. That group you know is optic.

The group you know is phase. And now I think... What is 100 Thieves? Well, now the 100 Thieves house is... Oh, like the Valkyray... Valkyray Nate shot and Jack is there too. Oh, shit. So it's like, that's a pretty established house.

Yeah. But, yeah, other than that, like, Faye, I mean, Pam keeps tweeting about another Faye's house. I feel like Faze got to the point. They got so many damn houses. Like, I can't even keep up with it What did he say about a face house?

I know the house he moved into He was talking up last year And they moved out It's gonna be dope Right Gonna have like low content Like it's gonna be sick It's in Toronto or backyards of lake

Yeah And then he moved there Maybe made one video for the house And then moved out three months later So that's why I think he's like kind of Kind of Like teasing the fact that there's gonna be another house I don't know if it's gonna be

in Canada or if it's going to be in the States. Like what other face house? Who are you moving and went out? It's probably the same. I think it's going to be a Canadian house. Like you've just moved out of the last house. That's what I'm saying. Like, there have been so many face,

there's been so many house reveals that I feel like house reveals, unless it's crazy. I feel like unless it's like, house reveals aren't even that like. Yeah. Maybe that's just because we're old, like we're older in. in content, but like maybe whatever.

If we would have had a real house reveal with like a super dope house, like it would have been a crazy house reveal. Yeah. But instead it was just like, hey, this house wasn't work for you guys. Right. Live here. Yeah. Then that's what we said.

We were like, we're not going to do a house reveal. Like it would make sense to do a house reveal. Yeah. And then they were like, why? We were like, because our house is half the size of the scuff house. And it's like, we're not. It wasn't. And we weren't being, we weren't being like, our house is half the size of

scuff house we're not doing a reveal it's just like if we if we made this a big deal put it out people would 100% compare the scuff house to this house and they would roast us i think we did it perfectly yeah knowing all the like money that went into this company right like exactly the new optic house reveal wait this is it yeah this is just in like a regular neighborhood that yeah and it's i i i mean i'm having a great time at the house and the the vibes and all the house content are great. And I think that's because we didn't do a house reveal. If we had done a house reveal, and everyone shit on it immediately.

But then people, but then, so we were getting like backlash from internally, like infinite. Some people within Infinite were like, why aren't we doing a house reveal? Why don't you guys want to do it? It doesn't make any sense. And I feel like now we can kind of be like, this is why, because it worked perfectly. Like, I don't know.

I think we could have did a house reveal, but like nothing was set up. Nothing was ready. No decoration. And literally all we got was a couch. Yeah. There's still really nothing. Like, if we want to do a house reveal on that house, we'd have to, every room would have to look like how your and I room, how our room looked like, like, two months ago.

Because now our rooms don't look like that anymore. What, with all the lights and shit? Well, I still got my lights. It's just not a one. Yeah, I have mine too. My room looks hell of dope. It probably looks even sicker with Mike's fucking, with Mike on the wall.

With Mike on the wall. I'm definitely getting him Just wait Next time he leaves for a few days It's got to be good though It'll be I have It's gonna be a great video I already know what I've done

Hell yeah I have to get it I guess I have to get him too He'd whenever I put My black hoodie on Still have glitter All over in the pockets I pull my phone out

It's got glitter all over it Glitter everywhere So I guess I have to get them too I still gotta get Will for the tinfoil prank four years ago. Well, there's some views. Pranking big time.

Pranking big time. Yeah, I know what I'm doing. This shit's going to be great. The whole video is going to be great. Because I literally know what I'm going to do step by step. Hell yeah. But, yeah, things are going well. Another flycast in the books.

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