The Flycast - Nick's Girlfriend Conspiracy Theory (The Flycast #010)

Episode Date: January 5, 2018

Nick's Girlfriend Conspiracy Theory (The Flycast #010) by The Flycast

Dude, you should have felt my fucking heart rate. Oh my God, I don't want to... What? So here's what happened. Nick, you really screwed the pooch on this one. You screwed the pooch, whatever that means. Yeah, it's gross. We did an entire...

Welcome to the flycast. This is the first clip they're going to see. The first clip. So welcome to the flycast, first off. But we have an announcement. Yeah. uh we this is the second flycast we've done today uh the first one podcast third podcast it's been a busy day um the first flycast we got 45 minutes in somehow uh and i looked over

and it was not recording i'm not sure if thank you i'm not sure if i'm not sure if the uh if it stopped recording or if it never started recording i have absolutely no idea Hopefully, imagine it, like, imagine it stopped. Like, and it got like 30 minutes before we've checked. And we actually do have the whole thing. Oh, that'd be great. That would be amazing. So definitely didn't happen though.

Yeah. I actually, like, felt good. Like, maybe that is a possible. There's no, no way. So, yeah, we've recorded about 45 minutes of the podcast before this. And we're, we just like, like, catch casually looks over at the time. I see it hasn't been recorded. I was like, wonder what, what minute we're at?

And the only shitty part, it's like, yeah, that's 50 minutes, just like thrown away. Yeah. But it's not even that. It was like the quality of like subjects we were talking about. It's just like, it like was going really well. And then for that to happen, it's like everything you just did meant nothing. So what we are going to do is the beginning of the podcast that was originally supposed to be the beginning. we're going to put at the end.

It'll probably be like 40 minutes of footage. It's going to be terrible audio because it's going to be from the camcorder. Yeah, but we're going to put it at the end. Just in case anyone's actually that bored, they can go listen to that quality. We talk about some good stuff. Yeah. It was like some pretty good stuff. We talk about Celeste Vega.

It's just going to be shitty quality. So we're just going to include it at the end, like a warning. This quality is shittier. Yeah. But you can listen to it. Yeah. But anyways. Let me just do a quick run through of what we talk about.

Sure. We talk about Celestea Vega, Zoe Berger. We talk about getting girlfriends and not getting along with girlfriends. We talked about the fight that Nick and I had just got into. Yeah, the fight we had. And that's pretty much it. What else? How did we talk about that for 45?

Typical shit. Yeah, typical. Flycast stuff. So then Nick says, I have to take a breather, man. We can't just fail. That was like 30 minutes ago. Hop straight into another flycast. Like, we got to walk around.

We took a ride. went to the gas station, picked up these, what you picked. I picked these up just because, you know, 2018, for those that are listening, it's, they're kale chips and beet chips. It's disgusting. They look probably as unappetizing as you can possibly get. I don't know why you got these. Well, I'm trying to eat better.

Let's see what these are. And I'm trying to, I think 2018 is the year that I take the fact that I don't have a sense of smell and use it to my advantage. So I could probably... I don't know. I can't tell yet. He's eating kale chips right now. They're not good.

They're not good. I don't even want to try these beet chips. The beat chips might be better. Maybe. This is really bad. I don't mind kale, but those kale chips are gross. Yeah. I eat kale all the time.

Do you really? Oh, yeah. Like kale smoothies. Yeah. But those are gross. Yeah. Yeah, they're not good. I might snack on them.

I might try a beet chick. Beat chip. Beat chip. Beat chip it. But, yeah, and the funny thing is, is while I was in the gas station, Bose came in, did you see that? Yeah. So he came, he came out of the gas station.

Like, he, like, looks at me and, like, fucking did some, some gangster movement. He looked at me. Not right now. I was still standing in line. And he comes, he comes back. He just got him. stuff from the gas station and I was standing in line. He looks at me and he's like, some things never change.

Seeing a set of gas station. That is very, very, very true. I wonder why he came to the office. Because when we were leaving the office, he was pulling in. I don't even think he knew why he was here. I don't think so either. Because we left, went to the gas station, and then he was at the gas station. Maybe he came to pick Mike up?

No, Mike, where did his bike? Mike already left. I don't know. But everyone, well, not everyone. Haven't seen Pam today. But everyone's kind of been around the office. Yep. I've been, fucking, what time did I get here?

Oh, you've been here all day? Yeah. Crazy, man. But doing nothing. Yeah. Like, well, kind of. But like not nothing. It's, dude, where does the time go?

Because I, I, what time is it? It is. Six, I think. Five? It's six right now. I've probably been here. I got here at noon. Yeah.

But it feels like forever. Yeah. It does. Because the sun fucking is up. And by the time you leave, it's dark. Oh, dude, looking outside when you're at the office and you see the sun going down is a terrible feeling. Yeah. It's a pretty bad feeling.

I mean, yeah. Ain't that bad, though. I got a little office in my footage today. You guys can see. Oh, yeah. I got some footage as well. upload it again. I'm going to try to get back on the vlog.

I wouldn't say grind, but I'm going to try to upload some more, maybe upload some gameplay stuff. Speaking of, we should Fortnite pretty soon. Hmm. Why are you so, I feel like people...

I'm not against it. I know you're not against it, but you're just so hesitant. Because I want to do it on your channel. I just don't have any of my shit set up. And I don't... Dude, people loved our H-1 videos. Yeah.

It's because we were so talented. We can get, yeah. It was impressive. We were like, man, here we go. We're going to start. I'm going to start Fortnite late, just like I did with H1, catch everyone, become better. And then everybody's moving on to the next thing. Yeah.

And then PubG, PubG, B2 will come out. A new PubG will come out. But yeah, it's a Fortnite. Fortnite is actually pretty fun to play because it's the first BR game that console kids can play. so Blake and George are like it's as if they're dropping into H1 for the first time like that's how they feel when it when it comes to like a VR game so I'm playing with them and I'm like not because I can play on the PC while they play on the controller oh really they play on the controller yeah they play on because they play on well they don't neither one of them have a PC so they play on the controller

while I'm playing on the PC cross platform yeah it's crazy so I'm really I'm really dropping I'm dropping in and they're like calling out where they're landing. They're calling out what they've looted. They're calling out like where they saw other people land. Whereas like when you, that's how you are when you first play H1. But then obviously when you start playing H1, it's like you close every door behind you. You're just like you spawn and like you're just gone. Yeah.

Pick shit up. Ready to kill. Yeah. But they're probably like where we were when we first started playing H1, land. you're like looting and shit. Yeah. When I, it got to a point in H1 or it's like just get a gun and then start to kill it. Because like no matter, not no matter, but like as long as the other person wasn't like good,

it was like you could probably kill them. Yeah. If you were good enough. That's kind of how Fortnite is. But I didn't, of course, with like any BR game, if you just spawn in, drop down, if you land in a house, they land in a house. They get a better gun than you do and you get a pistol. Yeah.

I'm sure I'll get into Fortnite. Eventually, I just need to find a time. Yeah. Because I'm scared. You're scared? Yeah. I'm scared. You're scared.

You might get H-1 again? Just don't let yourself. I need help. I'm telling you, if you hit it. I can not let myself. You can, though. Once you start streaming, Fortnite, and you get past 18 hours,

Just stop. Just get off. When I'd look and see 11 a.m. next morning and I haven't blinked for 16 hours. That's when you need to just get off. Yeah. No matter how many people in your chat are telling you to keep going. See, the thing about the thing about this office and shit and like me having to like maybe be here the next day for like something at the office is I can't. I can't be as reckless as of what I used to.

so maybe I would maybe I would be able to do it yeah the same but Arges can't I can't get off the game when I'm like shitting or doing bad I just have to be bored yeah yeah exactly I have to be like completely bored if I'm winning I can't get off if I'm losing I can't get off I just have to be like genuinely bored to be like all right I'm gonna get off that's how it's always been like unless you like in Cod shit was probably going in the mic pissing people

in Cod that's how it is too like if you're playing a bunch of GBs and you're losing all of them you're just like I just want to I want to win one and then if you're winning all of them you're like oh I'm on this hot streak I just want to keep winning but there's no like getting

like that was that was the big issue with me in like college and high school I couldn't ever just get off it's weird wait it's definitely a problem yeah that I have oh you're pretty bad with it

yeah I don't know I can't like see myself getting into it again I think you did I don't know man maybe I'm a test

I'm gonna test it I don't know how to test I'm surprised you I'm a test standard World War II. I'm going to test it next week. I think so. I think with World War II, I was like banking and like enjoying respawn enough.

But then it happened and I was just like, I just. It wasn't as good as you thought it was going to. Yeah, I don't know. It didn't entertain me like I wanted it to. You thought it was going to be another blockups too and then it was not. Yeah, pretty much. I can see that. and probably just not being as good as I want to be.

I was like, I can't. I just, I can't put in the hours either. Yeah. Like, I'll try to get good without genuinely putting in, like, the time that other people do. Because I might,

I put in streaks of hours, but I won't, like, I haven't played World War II and fucking, who knows how long. Yeah. And then I'll expect to, like, sign on, and I'll kind of be getting shit on and be like,

this is fucking dumb. Yeah. Yeah, and World War II especially, there's like something about the game where every single time, because I only play like once or twice a week now too. And it's like every single time I get on the game, the game is completely different. Like I'm still thinking about like, like I hopped on yesterday and play like a few games and a few tournaments. And it was like, I'm like, I have all my classes or FG classes. And then people are like, what are you doing? And I'm like, that's what I fucking.

And then like the bar was a good. That's like, that's actually a big reason why I can't just like sign on. Yeah. It's like I got to sign on. I got to learn what people use. What do people use now? Yeah. It's like, okay.

And then I get off and I'm not going to. I might like have stuff I need to do and then like the next couple of days. Yeah. And it's like, well, then I like completely. Then I get back on and get shit on. I'm just like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm just not going to play.

Yeah. That's where I'm at. Apparently people are using like the. M1 grand now? Like a lot of people are using that. Yeah. I saw Parasite using it and I was like, this dude thinks he's back.

He thinks Black Ops 2 Parasite is back. Yeah. And it might be true. He's probably, like, because he was the, there was, what was the gun in, like the M, I don't know. Black Opsi?

Yeah. FAL? Yeah, the foul. Yeah. Yeah. He was a beast with that, right? I think so. I can't remember.

I just remember Clay being really good at it. Really? Yeah. Well, I mean, Paraselite was winning events and shit. Yeah. But yeah, he was good as shit with that. And then I saw a clip of him going like an 18 spree and like a scrim. I'm just like, he thinks he's back.

And it was just pop pop pop pop pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Dude, that gun is, I don't know. And I knew that was going to happen too because I used the M1 grand the second the game came out. Like I put on a, I was putting on a bunch of different classes and shooting bots with it because I was trying to play all these like kickoff tournaments. Dude, stop. I was trying to play all these kickoff tournaments So I was like setting up

A whole bunch of different classes And I put the M1 Grand on just to see And I I shot a bot with two bullets and he died And I was like There's no like People are going to use this gun And then everyone was using the bar

And then everybody was like the bar needs a nerf And then the FG was like the thing And everybody was like the FG needs a nerf And I was like if you nerf the FG People are going to start using the M1 grand. I promise you what's going to happen. And lo and behold, people are getting too popped. It's crazy because they never like find a balance that it's always something. I honestly, I don't know. I think if the original, the original way the game was put out, a lot of people that were playing

super slow AR roles like formal and octane, those type of players, they were all using the FG because it was more powerful. People that were playing close up AR roles, they were all used. in the bar because it's shoes really fast and then the subs were terrible. I think if they had just buffed some of the subs in that particular situation and then kept the ARs how they are, then we would have had a balance game. We'd have like two or three viable subs and then we would have the ARs that are good in their certain roles. Yeah.

And well then there's also a different thing for whenever everyone goes to land. It's like becomes, all the subs are better now. So it's like a new, another adaptation. It's like a, the sub, when you get, when you go to land, subs get buffed. Dude. So it's like another aspect of. I don't know if it was like this in Halo. So now is the time where I'm going to ask you if it was.

It feels like in like Cod 4, MonoW for 2, Mono for 3, Black Ops 1, like all those games. Like people used to say stuff like, oh, he hosted me or his host is nuts or, oh, wow, his connection is crazy. But I feel like in recent games. games like in Blackop or in like yeah like Blackups three and then like ghosts on the on the next gen and especially in like you know MonoFair remastered I feel like connection is even crazier now than it's ever been I feel like sometimes I'll go into a game and I'm just like wow I am getting like trashed like one bulleted like I can't kill the people my bullets don't connect I don't know if that's in my head or if internet, if like next gen consoles are like more like prone to, I don't know, like connection.

I don't know. I don't know. I've never had good enough internet to like know the difference. Like I've never had good internet to where I could be like. I'm frying. Yeah. Like I'm like screwing. these days. But I've

always been like in between. Actually I, in Halo, I had the worst internet by far. Of like any pro. Like I was always lagging. And that, I think that was like why my, I think that's what got

my shot to be what it, like my play style, how it was. Because like I couldn't move my right radical. Like I had to like, I had to just consistently have it in front of people of just like years and years because I was always lagging

and but Halo was definitely always like that like in Halo you can like some people's host was just so unfair right like it'd be like West Coast like West Coast versus it was so noticeable but is it worse now like did it change from

Halo 3 Halo Halo 2 reach did it change from that and then when you guys went to MCC like was MCC more noticeable because that would be the only like I don't think no I think HALO's kind of always been pretty consistent with hosts

I don't even know if there is hosting now isn't it like dedicated service? Well Halo 5 yeah there's Was it that way in Halo and MCC I can't remember I don't remember I don't think I think someone hosted but I think it's always kind of been the same for Halo.

There's just some There's just some, I don't know, I don't know what it is. It's just like you'll watch the kill cam and you're like, that is not what that looked like. You just get absolutely incinerated. And then people are getting all these,

people are getting a gig, like a thousand up, a thousand down. And they're just running, and they're hosting, they're just running around the map like. See, I wish, frying. I wish I could experience that.

A thousand. I don't know what it. The best I've ever played on is my last internet, which was 100 down 20 up which is like pretty average yeah and I used to when I was a pro in Halo 3 I played on five down like point seven up like barely internet like no I didn't even have an upload it was point that's why that's why like Laniac became a thing because because I was always bad online I was never like but I was always bad on the I was always bad on the I was

was bad online but I was always like a not a matchmaking kid but like like I could be on one of the like I would be searching like with the online kids kind of if that makes sense like I was I wasn't like easy to be online okay I'd still put up a fight like I was I was a online kid but I was also pro but like I was beating pros that online. Oh, okay. I get what you're saying. I got what you're saying. I had shitty internet.

You were an online kid with shitty internet. Yeah. Which is like not usually what online kid means. Yeah. I get what you mean. I don't know. I just don't know. I've never experienced a gig up a gig down.

Now I have like the best internet I've ever had, which is like 300 down. So I'll be lucky to get like 200 down. Yeah. Because that's just how internet companies work. Like, I think Gilbert and Billy had a gig internet at the last place they lived in Frisco. And they, he said he did like tests all the time and it was always around like 500 to 700, which is still. That's crazy. Like, why can they get away with that?

I don't know. How can they say you will get this, but you never get that and it's not a problem? That's like saying you'll get paid a thousand bucks and then they go to pay you and they, You pay you a 500 and you're just like, yeah. Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I think someone needs to stop this. I just don't, I don't know how internet. Yeah, how do internet companies, like they own, they own the internet.

Like, they own your ability to get on the internet. And there's no, like, there's no like. No one's like challenging the fact that they don't give you those speeds. Yeah. It like, it doesn't make sense. technically do, but like by the time it gets to you, it's just like, they, it gets taxed off throughout the neighborhood. Like, you know how much, you know how much money we paid for all of our lines that were crazy

overpriced at the scuff house? Like, those lines were insane. Dude, they were like $200 for like. Me and Mike paid $200 for a hundred down? Me and Mike paid $200. for a hundred down 20 up. I'm paying, like, I think I'm paying like $100, $120 now for $300 down, because I was paying the same thing that you were.

Paying $120 for $300 down and Billy and Gilbert used to pay $80 a month for a gig. God. Because of fiber. Like, how? And like my internet in Maryland was like probably close to $100 for five down. point just like because that's all there was in the area that was literally the best you could get you're literally just def because we just lived in the boondocks you're just defined like it's just defined based on or it all just depends on where you live which is crazy i don't understand i i don't i don't

understand that at all speaking of where you live can we move to callie dude we just moved here why is it so cold here yeah why it's literally I think it's When we first moved here It was like high 70s Yeah Now it's Cold is anywhere

Yeah it's literally 30s Every day Yeah When 20s I think we were standing outside On New Year's Eve And it was like 18 degrees

And the wind was blowing And I was like I feel like I'm back in Chicago Yeah But that being said There were times in Chicago That were Excruciating

Like, even the run to the, from the scuff house to the car. I mean, imagine being in Chicago now because before I move to Chicago, people, I think it definitely is over-hyped the temperatures of like how cold it gets. Like, people are like, dude, winters in Chicago are fucking the worst. But I live there through at least two. Yeah. Yeah, through two. And it wasn't that. It's, it wasn't that bad.

It gets cold and it gets windy, but the coldness isn't crazy. What? I'm going to have to disagree with you. Do you not remember the vlogs we used to do like going from the scuff house to the gym? We would run to the car and we were, this is when we were using cess car. We would run to the car where it says the how cold it is and we put our cameras like one degree. We're like three and we would just go. Dude, it's like.

Maybe I just forget how cold it was. Yeah, I think you do. Because the second you open the door, it hurts. Like it hurts your skin. Yeah, I remember, yeah, I remember being pissed off walking into the car. Like, it would, the cold would piss me off. But then we were just going, dude. And yeah, now Texas isn't much hotter.

I want to move to Cali. I have a plan. I figured it out. Well, that's here. I'm living here for two years and then I'm moving to Cali. That's about as far as. That's your entire plan. Yeah, with my wife.

Oh, okay. So that's a little bit more of the plan. Who is your wife? Don't worry about it. Don't say it. Don't say the mystery girl that doesn't exist. If you guys don't know. I didn't know if you wanted to get into it.

I'm not going to like say a name. Okay. But Hitch thinks, all right, so there's this girl I've like, I don't even know how fucking. All right, there's a girl I'd like, like have went on dates with and shit and have like hung out with and my friends have seen her but all hitch is seeing is a picture pictures a few pictures a few pictures and doesn't believe she exists he thinks i found some girl on instagram have this fantasy in my head that we've met before

yeah well i don't think i don't think you i don't think you think she's fake i think you think she's real She's real So Nick Can I say a place and everything Like where this all happened or no Well like in Cali Yeah okay All right so Nick comes back

Yeah that's where my wife is Nick comes back from California It was at an event I wasn't even at for some reason And I can't remember why And he said oh I met my wife Did I tell you I met my wife? And I was like no Because Nick doesn't really get involved with

girls that often. So I was like, okay, who is she? You're actually going to date her? And you were like, I would actually date her. Like, I would. I was like, okay. And so then you start telling me all these things about her. And then you're like, look at this picture.

And they were like, dang, that's crazy. And then you hang out again with her at a tournament that I was at. It was like a call the duty tournament or something like that. At Burbank, we went to Burbank. And then you hung out with her and you took a picture of you, like, putting on skates. And it's just a picture of you. And so I get the suspicion that like he's lost it. Well, no, no, no.

At first I thought she was just like an escort because she's really pretty, super pretty. You said you met her at a club and she was dancing like really crazy. And you were like, oh, man, I want to dance. So you guys dance the night away. It was an amazing night. And that's all that came down. And yeah. Just kidding.

And then you told me all these things that she did as a career. And I was like, dang, this girl sounds like she can. be the president. This all goes back to what you guys were supposed to hear on the podcast, but we didn't record the audio, so you'll hear the shitty quality audio after. But me needing a woman more successful than me. Very true.

That's that all comes back. Yeah, that was the overall theme of the Flycast nine and a half that we recorded before this. And that Nick needs, if Nick is going to date some of my. It has to be a nice lady that is more successful than he is. Yep. Which would have been this particular girl.

But then I started thinking, this girl sounds too good to be true. It is her. She is mine. She's a dancer. She is, what's her ethnicity? Asian. Asian. So obviously, Nick's type.

Don't ever ask a stupid question like that. She's super fit. She did. dances really well. She likes rap music. She's really, she's like, what,

in politics or something? No. She's an actress. She's an actress singer. You told me she was a lawyer, which ended up not being true. Yeah. And I was just like,

wow, she's all these things. I was like, that seems like she's either lying to you or she's an escort. So I started thinking these things, and I was like, I don't think Nick knows

that he was like messing around with an escort. And then I started thinking about more of it. And you were like, no, She's like, we talked on the phone. What's weird as I asked her she was an escort? Did you?

Well, no, I didn't ask. No, I told her I thought she was one. Because when we were. Like testing out the water? Yeah, well, when we were at the club, we didn't know these girls, but a friend of our knew these girls. And we didn't ask no questions, but we just knew they were attractive girls. And they, like, were coming to the club for us, kind of, to have a good time.

Like literally that's like how he worded it. Like escort talk. Yeah. Nah, but like he told us he was like, nah, but trust me, like they'll be a good time. Don't worry about it. Or like talking like that, I was like, okay, I think they might be escorts. And then I think long story short, I think I asked her to come back to my hotel. And she was like, really?

and I was like, yeah and then and I just knew instantly it was a no and she got offended that I asked her and then I hit her up the next day. She did get offended? Yeah. Damn.

And then I hit her up the next day and like said sorry and then asked her if she'd go on a date and she said yeah and then we went on a date so then when we were on the date I was like I got to be honest I thought the reason why I asked is because I thought you were an escort.

That's amazing. Or I heard that you not heard, but like I just got that hint. Yeah. What does she say? It was just a weird. She was like,

no. Not an escort. Just perfectly normal girl just going to the club. Damn. But, wow. Her life is very interesting.

Yeah. You're like, look, here's a picture of her with Chris Brown. Jeremiah? Somebody like that. Yeah, someone like one one of those R&B singers. I was like oh.

I don't know. So this. It's interesting. This make believe. Maybe one day. Maybe in 2018 she'll be in a video line. You think so? Mystery girl.

Mystery girl reveal. So you're going to pay somebody to act like a lawyer slash escort slash dancer. That would be a good idea. It would be. Imagine a mystery girl reveal as like a title. Thumbail is. Like, when you got to guess the Pokemon. But it's just a girl outline with a question mark.

That would be perfect. I already got it planned out. I just. Then we date for two years. I moved to Cali. We get married. And then. But she already lives in Cali.

I moved to Cali. We get married. Have little. I need to go to Cali. I miss the fucking hills. I'm just overlooking the fucking city. I wonder what mystery goes. Like, and I guess to circle back to it,

after I thought of those two things, I was like, what if, what if, what if instead of her being these two things? And, like, he kept saying these things like, oh,

she'll talk to me for like three days and then she won't talk to me for like two weeks. It's still going, man, it's still going. Uh, she'll talk to me for like three days, won't talk to me for like a couple weeks and then that that would be that and she's a really

bad text her and all this stuff and you were like supposed to she was supposed to come to the house at one point not really no or you were going to ask her i don't know i wanted in the very beginning i wanted to keep it like fresh still and like still see her because if you don't like they're they forget about you forget about them and yeah and you do exactly what happened and that's not talk really heard a year but I mean to be honest it's not even like serious it's actually like if I was in

her shoes and saw this I'd be like I'm like we do not talk like I barely know you yeah I think that's that seemed like a creep that's probably the funny part is that it's just become this meme between pretty much just you and me at this point now

I believe we can break that and then it was just funny because then I was after I thought I had that initial like idea then I started like going like getting real fight clubby about it was like Nakes at the at the

Knicks at the club dancing by himself I gotta watch that movie again Nick's at the at the club dancing by himself with nobody he's going he's putting skates on and taking a selfie of himself and acting like he's on a date yeah I've seen I've seen the movie I need to see it again that just reminds me like how good of a movie

that. Yeah, I've only seen it once too. I think, yeah. I know I've seen it, maybe twice. That's such a good movie. I need to watch it again. That's like exactly the type of movies I'm into. Yeah. I'm glad that I got to watch

one, Planet Earth, two, with you at one point, which I knew you would enjoy, because you appreciate the finer things in life. Yes. And then two, I kind of told you about Black Mirror, which you watched one episode? Yeah. I need to I can't just like, I need to be told of what the episodes are about to, like, to see if I'll be interested.

Oh, yeah. Because I think it was, I don't know. Depends on the subject. It's like really, there will be certain episodes I know I'll like and certain episodes I won't really have an interest. Did you appreciate the pig one? That show was weird. It was weird, right? A lot of people, apparently, a lot of people, like, when they see that episode, they get,

super turned off by the show and they don't watch it again yeah but I mean that I'm not gonna lie they might have fucked up by having that is the first episode as the first episode yeah I don't know but it is it is very like here's black mirror this is like this is what you're getting you're not getting like a fluffy yeah like oh man robots are going to take over it's like this is how the electronic age is going to fuck with all of humans not just robots are going to take over dude imagine that shit actually happen would you a pig I don't know

I don't know I forgot the basis of it Who is he saving I think his like wife or something He's saved yeah you're right He's saving his wife In order to save his wife Would you screw a pig

He has to screw a pig And then the whole meaning of it I don't know He releases the hostage early Yeah To really fuck well To really mess with everybody You didn't even have to

You didn't even have to Screw a pig but because he released her on the road and everybody was inside watching, nobody saw her because everybody was watching the pig screwing session. Unreal! I'd have to kill that guy. Just knowing I can't live a normal happy life ever again. It's like you've got to go.

That last scene where they close the door and it's just awkward between everyone. Even two years later or a year later, whatever it was. Really? Yeah, because it ended with, like, him at a press conference, and he was just like... I'm not sure. Did I make it to the end? I might have, like, just paused it.

Towards the end of that. It just, like, lay down. I was, like, too much. That sounds like half of the Black Mirror episodes I watch. I can't watch more than one. I'll watch one, like, a day. I don't know how people bench. It's a lot of, like...

I don't. kind of messes with you. It's good, but if you never seen Black Mirror, it's a show, it's a Netflix original show where every single episode within the season is a different short film. So they're an hour short films. They do not connect at all. It's a completely different episode every single time or a completely different show. But it's all loosely based around the fact that the electronic age or how electronics will

mess with humans and how it can affect human to human interaction and different things like that. So there are, but the big thing about it is how it shot. It's shot very eerie and very real, I guess. There's no, it doesn't get funny. It doesn't get like, it's not like, there's no happy ending. Yeah, there's no happy ending. But it's just, it gets you, it makes you think. And it really kind of overworks your brain.

in a sense. Yeah. I think I fell asleep to it and woke up still just like what the, like I felt like my brain had just been working while sleeping. Yeah. Just like subconsciously listening to it in my sleep trying to process what the hell is going on. Yeah.

And then Planet Earth 2, which has come out on Netflix in 4K, is unreal. And it, it makes me kind of like upset about. How I used to view, like, nature documentaries when I was a kid. Like, why would I watch a story? Why would I watch a documentary about, like, this cheetah whenever I could go watch SpongeBob? But it's like, you have no idea how amazing it is that we get to watch videos. It's crazy. Of cheetahs.

Like, the fact that anybody is even there. It's mind-boggling. Like, it's crazy. You got to think some animals. probably go their entire life of just like never seeing a human they just know kill eat and live survive yeah yeah that's all they know it's crazy they were but low key we're just up there with a camera just getting it on so if you think about it people could be doing that to us yeah all we care about is the gods all we care about is surviving and making

a name for ourselves like that's our atmosphere and you know caring for our families and stuff like that we are but that is it we don't know we're we do know but we're recording ourselves vlogging media we're not they don't even have to record us we're recording ourselves that's how fucked we are we're recording ourselves as humans how we how we record we record we'll and shit killing each other. We're escorting ourselves, like, destroying each other just slowly. So is it, like, is it unrealistic that think that there's, like, a, like, a higher functioning, like, higher power?

No, not a higher power. Like, a higher intelligent beings on different, like, planets or whatever that all get along with each other. Like, imagine there's an earth out there, but every human being on Earth is, like, peaceful towards each other. Like, instead of conflicting. Maybe. conflicting because if you look in the wilderness like in just nature and any animal like a lot of dogs

get along with a lot of dogs but some dogs they'll see a certain dog for some reason he hates that dog yeah so is that just how is that just nature is that just how it is i think it's nature because like everything kind of has an opposite everything has a like a positive and negative everything has there's always a good and a bad a year and a yang. But also, I don't know because I think there's as many Earth-like planets in, like, our visible universe as there are stars in our galaxy or something like that. There's a lot of stars in our galaxy.

So there's a lot of Earth-like planets in the, in, like, the visible universe. Huh? Yeah. So it would be, like, don't, like, I'm talking. talking a number like quantabillion quantitillions are you like a number of earthlike planets of earthlike planets in the visible universe i could be completely making that up and just something in my head told me that but i'm pretty sure there's a like an uncountable amount of earthlike planets damn why are we so is it like why are we so worried about aliens but why are we are we so

we so worried about aliens coming and taking over? No one's worried. Who's, who's worried? I mean, that's like the typical, like... I know. They implanted that in your head. What if aliens implanted that to our heads? To keep us scared. Well, the government implanted it. What if aliens told the government aliens?

What if aliens told the government to make the movie alien? So that we'd be scared of them. You know, we found aliens? we found like a six-foot alien or a six-inch alien. Where? But it's like documented. Fuck, what's this alien documentary called? I think it's called Sirius.

Like, you know how you spell serious X-M radio or whatever? Yeah. I think it's spelled like that. And it's an alien documentary. And this dude like exposes everything. But like he got like people that used to work for the government. He got all the types of people And like he's done studies

And like they have record of this of them like Finding a dead alien That's just like this What? Like kind of looks like a typical alien But he's like this big Is it real? I don't I mean I assume

I assume it's real The whole like documentary It's based on like fats I Are you okay That's how you know we are here late Wait who was that The cleaning lace

Oh, shit. Yeah, I think I see... Oh, in 2013. Series film. Wait, does it show? Is it called serious? Yeah, I think so. With, um...

Documentary... Does it say the director's name? Um, Amardip Kalika? No, I'm thinking like Dr. Green. Dr. Green. Um... Okay, well... I'll have to look that.

Anyways, there's a fucking... There's a crazy documentary. I used to be scared of aliens. I have to watch that. That is something I must watch. It's kind of like ghosts. After I saw Paranormal Activity, the first one?

Dude, I thought all those clips. I thought all that was real. I thought those were real clips. Dude, that's how they like portrayed it. That's how they like advertise the movie is that it was all real. That movie scared me more than any other movie I've ever watched. And I think it's because of how it,

young I was and because nothing like that had ever been made before besides like the Blair Witch project. Well it's because we thought it was I thought it was fucking real. I like I thought I thought um I didn't think the paranormal activity one was real but it still like freaked me out like scared the shit out of me but I did think fourth kind was real. Did you ever see the fourth kind? It's like an uh, an alien style movie sounds familiar they are they they They did it like a documentary and there's this one part where they're like, she's either possessed or, no, it's the fourth kind. So it's an alien. But she like, there's like a security footage of like this lady like laying down in a hospital bed.

And then she stands, she like sits up. And then her just, she goes and her jaw like breaks and her, this part of her like mouth is like down here. And it does that. And that was like the only like crazy, crazy part that happened. And I was like, what? And I'm like screaming in my living room. Like, I thought, because I thought that shit was real. Oh, really?

Yeah, but then it's all, it's like, ah, it's all acting. And then they make 17 paranormal activities, but I think paranormal activity is still like a scary ass film to be. And you grow up and you realize everything was a lie. Everything. There is apparently, it's got to be serious. It's got to be the thing. apparently there's this there's this um uh canadian uh guy in the canadian government like the ex-canadian government that like or military like the head of the military somebody like a like a really

like a legit position that said that the chief chief chief of chief that actually might be a Canadian alien guy Canadian ex-military chief former Canadian defense minister claims governments are hiding aliens

so then his name is Paul I think they are an alien alien and he just goes into everything that he knows that he believes is real and it's like he believes there are like seven different kinds of aliens one of them is

human enough like to live amongst humans and three of them are, you know, in transport or whatever from two and from Earth and the area 51 shit. So I don't, I don't know. I don't know. Shit is weird. But then you hear people like that. Like, I just want one cool ass dude to come out and just be like, yeah, there's an alien.

There's aliens. I met one. I think that might be this, like, the serious documentary I'm talking about. For real? Like this doctor's like Pretty normal Like he's like in shape Like he's

Just a normal guy Like his whole life Was like Basically like 20 years of like Researching this type of shit Like alien stuff Yeah It took like 15 years to make the fucking movie

And collect everything What? And then he Like he has experiences To where like When he talks about it Like, he'll, like, you can tell he's, like, tearing up and shit. Because he'll, like, tear up, like, talking about, like, some of the crazy shit he's seen.

Because he's, like, scared or is just traumatic? Like, traumatic. Like, some of the stuff he's seen. I think, like, sometimes he's, like, he's scared that, like, the government is going to, like, kill him and shit. What? Like, this guy, like, you just got to see it. Okay, I have to watch it now. I have to watch it.

Yeah. I make him kind of seem, like, a typical, like, psycho, but nice. He seems pretty legit. Because the Canadian government guy, I like was listening to a bunch of interviews with him, and he's just, he's very obviously, like, articulate,

but he just seems like an old crazy guy. There are, yes, there are six different types of, of aliens. I live here. It's just like, okay, crazy. Like, come on. I get, like, give me some sort of proof for, like, tell me a story of the past.

past where some where you saw met one or like say say something but this guy in his documentary i think he tries to like everything that he says he tries to have some kind of like fact for it like document documentation type stuff damn dude but it's pretty i think it's like the most legit alien documentary series is a series or just more documentary documentary dude i love shit like that do you like stuff like getting into like documentaries do you like thinking about like aliens obviously there's a there's like a bunch of different ones there's aliens there's just the universe

dreador like black holes and wormholes what about like conspiracy theories do you get into those or no like 9-11 I was huge you went straight to 9-11 yeah like that yeah but I was like 14 that's like

Oh, I did. For real. I was watching 9-11 documentaries. I've probably seen like everyone. Dude, it's terrifying. It gets a point where,

like, well, because originally, like, when you're a kid, like, you just kind of take things how they are.

And then you, the first time you get exposed to like a conspiracy theory, you're like, come on. There's no, like, stop being ridiculous.

But then the second people start putting facts in front of your face, you're just like, yeah. But then it's so easy to stray facts. I don't know enough to like really give a

Yeah Your take on it Yeah I mean my I assume it wasn't I assume 9-11 wasn't done by fucking the government The government yeah George Bush and shit Dude but what does weird me out about that

Is not the two tower The two the Twin Towers collapsing The fucking building seven or whatever it was that's like kind of off to the side and just had like a fire like that shit collapsed too did it really yeah and it's like they can't find I don't want to like say what facts are behind it because I don't really know but there's like no reason that building should have fell but apparently I don't know people are saying it was supposed to be damaged like maybe that was supposed to be hit with a plane too so that could have collapsed with them and like the only way that that

building was brought down was by demolition and why was why did that building have demolition on it to be brought down like shit yeah yeah like a building that was like kind of just in the premises but had like fires and shit just from the um debris and yeah shit hitting it uh it is completely collapsed wow that's nuts i didn't i did not know that and i feel like i know there's a lot lot of weird shit. Yeah, you know all about like the owner of the buildings and like whatever. Like apparently the owner of the building had a business meeting on the top floor of one of the Twin Towers every single day for like a month or something.

And then on 9-11, he didn't show up to his meeting. Yeah. Like a bunch of weird stuff where it's like, okay, that's weird. But is it enough to say this like, yeah, we willingly killed thousands of people. Dude, imagine being, imagine like you missed that flight. or like you stayed home from work that day. That's crazy. Like Seth McFarwin.

Apparently, like the guy who makes family guy, he had a flight that day, but he was supposed to be on one of the flights, but he was hung over. What? Yeah. Holy shit. Crazy.

That's nuts. There's apparently Blake had to write a paper in college on conspiracy theories. and like about like debunking them or whatever and he got so far into the sandy hook conspiracy theory that and and he didn't have enough evidence to write against it that he and he got so freaked out by it that he just asked his professor if he could write about something else what and that's and that's blake blake doesn't put up with bullshit like he's he doesn't entertain shit like this usually but even if you talk to him he'll get like white in the face and be like don't ask me about that I don't talk about that like we

had a conversation one time and we talked I heard I saw stuff about like the same one of the like I think it was like victim's mom that like gave an interview for that was like the same woman that was in like a different shooting that's happened before yeah like shit like that like that like it get it got like really I don't know any of the facts or none of them but there's just I just remember there was a ton of crazy weird shit that happened. And Blake, like, apparently in that class, like, that's all they talked about. So apparently there was, like, a crazy bill that was going on

that was getting a lot of attention or was about to get a lot of attention by, like, the American public. And then the very next day, or the day that it was supposed to happen or something like that is the day that, like, Caitlin Jenner or Bruce Jenner became Caitlin. Jenner. So it's like every single time something important is going to happen in like government, like something crazy happens in like pop culture.

Like, dude, imagine there's like, imagine that's actually like how our world is ran. Yeah. Like we don't know it, but like it's just like shit like Caitlin Jenner and like huge stuff that happens on the news. Or maybe it's not even huge. They just make it huge. Yeah. Maybe every media.

is just paid to make it huge. That is, it's very possible. Like Bruce, the Bruce Jenner or Caitlin Jenner thing could. Who gives a fuck? It could have been, it could have been a,

it could have been a, it could have been a newspaper article. Yeah. It could have been, Bruce Jenner decided, but they made that huge. But they, it was on every station everywhere.

Caitlin Jenner won an SB, like an ESPN award. And it's like, yeah, Bruce Jenner, like, it wasn't, it wasn't like,

Olympic athlete. And yes, that would happen a long time ago. But it just seems like Caitlin Jenner was plastered everywhere. Yeah. And forced upon us. Yeah. Because I don't think anyone, like, no one like, I mean, I don't know that. You can't say no one cared because there's people that were very for it and there

were people that were very against it. But there was, I think a majority of people were just like, why am I seeing this everywhere? You know? So I don't know. I don't know. The thing is, is I would like to say it's very improbable that we are puppets on strings

and being controlled by everything because I feel like that's very like, we have to stand up to the man of us to think. But that being said, it could have, like it's very possible. I don't think it's probable, but it's very possible

that all of our decisions are made for us, basically. It's crazy. Did I? with that, I could get into this, like, the question of do we have any free will? And not even the government, just humans in general. Do humans actually have free will? Because everything, everything that happens, like, just in nature, like, say, the water and the river flows this way,

which happens to make the soil for this land. land good which causes flowers to grow here which will make a bee grow here which like all that's just like nature flowing and like we're just a part of nature flowing so we do we really have any free will or are we just nature flowing like humans as a collective yeah or just a human being well just individual as a collective like do we really have any free will or are we just or do it's a perception you have to look you have to watch fucking see Sam Harris free will. And he, it's fucking weird.

Is it because, is it because at the end, at the end of it all when everybody is, like when you've died and gone on? Is it you just, did you just live a part of nature? Is that what is based on? Like, I mean, no, it's just like for each decision you make, are you actually making that decision? Or is it just everything that's happening in the world? around you because of nature causes you to make that decision like you don't actually choose to make the decision you just like follow suit with what you feel which is just the nature of it of living sam harris definitely explains it better yeah of course they all they all have a way with

words to everyone listening you don't have free will the the environment that the environment that your life put you in, told you to click on this video. Yeah. You didn't, you didn't choose to click on it. You just happen to be in this environment. You happen to be born there. This happened, that happened. You found yourself on the internet.

Saw this, clicked. Next thing you know, you're sitting here listening, wondering, how did I get here? Wondering what the fuck are these guys talking about? It's not you, it's nature. I think that's a good spot. I think so. They can listen to the first half of what was supposed to be the podcast.

It's going to be shitty audio. At least you could sit there and watch through it. If you can't stand the audio, you can at least probably see at the end when we realize we realize we have recorded. Yeah, you get to see that live, I guess. In summary, kale chips are terrible, beat chips are terrible. and you have no free will. Yeah, basically. If the nature of free will allows you to continue watching

and you haven't clicked off, good for you. You don't have a fucking choice. Do we have any outro music? No!