The Flycast - OpTic VALORANT IS HERE | The Flycast Ep. 93

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

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And where the kids get so happy they hear that girl voice. Ooh. Hey, the girl goes, what did she say? Kildjor, are you dodging? And he's the cute up. It was like three seconds left. I'm like, damn. Welcome back to another episode of the Flycast, episode 93.

Almost out 100. Shit's crazy. I don't know. Because we never have guests. Oh, brought to you by quarter oars, of course. I don't know how. on 93. Because

85 of them had just been me and Hitch. Just a blur. I literally get so much anxiety before coming in here and I don't know why

like I shouldn't care because I don't think Hitch gives a fuck but we just like both show up and I'm just like dude I don't like what are

what's the subject? It's not like we're like I would use this as like the NEL boys and we're like into every single drama

and can talk about whatever. Yeah. That's how that's kind of how it is like when I think about wanting to do shit like I'm not I only know stuff that goes on to my stuff I'm interested in gaming a little bit of sports boxing cars it would be different if we're in like the like if you're like Aiden Ross you talk about any and everything Andrew Tate Jake Paul like the Bradley Martins he's probably he's tweeting about like Israel Palestine war and

shit like I can't I would like like I like I'm like like I I'm just not informed. One thing I told myself, like, I've done it a few times where I, like, tweeted out some shit about something. Like, COVID and all that. Or I just tweeted out some reckless shit and all the hate would come in. I'm like, oh, my God. I talked about COVID last week on the podcast. I was just like, once, it was, I don't know, I think I was talking about, like, the Matrix.

And it was like, it was literally the cold and we're sitting around running around with masks. But I was like, you know what? I don't really know all the facts. And I was like, I'm not getting. fucking, it's so hilarious. I'm not getting cooked for this shit. I got COVID. I was literally out eating, right? I'm sitting in my car opening my sandwich. I remember it. I'm like, yo, I feel sick as hell. What the hell? It just hit me. I don't know. Like you knew COVID was out there and you're like, I ain't got it. Yeah, I ain't getting that shit. And then, bro, I'm eating the sandwich. Like, I'm about to take a bite and I'm like, yeah, I feel sick. So I'm like, I'm like, I maybe like if I eat this, so I'll like, bro, literally instantly I started sweating and went home, I had COVID. I'm like talking to my mom. She's a nurse. Like, we're just chat. and like the week i have it tell me how my dumb-ass neighbor not dumb ass he didn't know but i go to get my food at the door as i'm opening the door he's like yo man nice to meet you and and i just like naturally shook it yeah i'm like it seemed like that's how it would get past yeah i'm yeah like

like you dab someone up and they you just get caught that's how motherfuckers thought is that how it really works though i mean yeah like if you like you can just dab someone up the germs stay on their head like where did it say they bite their nail say i got yeah that makes sense like i think of it i think of it this way because you know i remember i used to bite my nails i don't really do it anymore bro i so like the only time across my mind like don't buy your nails don't buy your nails when i go to the gas station oh yeah i was still waiting my shit oh really yeah now you think of it like that yeah like i touched the gas pump and i'm like do not buy your nails until you find some fucking hand sanitizer or anything really like that is the most gross shit to me

opening the gas station door something with your hand and you're touching the keypad I mean but that's just like even now it's like think about how gross motherfuckers were back in the day like I'm talking like

a hundred years ago just shitting on themselves probably like poopy ass they would just like probably bathed in lakes and shit like walking they would just like probably just shit like

I mean you never shit like fuck it we're just walking Or just walking, like elephants? Just walking and shitting? Literally. I mean, I'm sure they, like, went in the woods, squatted. I probably used, like, leaves and stuff. But think about, like, females.

Because they didn't have toilet paper and, like, tampons. Like, when did tampons get invented? Matt Craig, can you look that? No, I'm just kidding. Just the nasty. Like, when did tampons get invented to where, like, they probably had a natural. fucking disgusting

just and people are hitting it I'm surprised that many humans got reproduced knowing like how gross both just like just a combination of like cheese with a man and like woman combining together to make a baby it's fucking disgusting

like they didn't have tampons for their periods girls would shit it'd probably like rub up to their their private parts lashes and just they didn't have clean water bathing in like streams and lakes and shit i don't even want to get in the leg now because it's like i fucking my grandfather lives in like a spot in nevada it's bro it's like maybe two thousand people in the town and um bro i went into we were like hand fishing one time

the lake is like see through it's like super nice it's small as fuck a lake that's see through it's like not the water you could see through like you know what i'm saying not like see through but the water's clear enough where you can see the fish so so like like the Hylons have like a fucking ranch back there it's super private like like you would have to know to know to get back there bro I go in this league I don't know what the fuck I stepped on literally hundreds of

ants crawling up my leg like like hundreds bro like there was a lot like I must have stepped in like a little ant pile or something under the water and bro they were climbing up my leg or your leg out of the water and they were still in your leg they were on my leg I had to dunk my leg in the water over and over the whole day I was itchy I felt like I had ants in my hair and shit.

No, I don't, I don't, I think as I grew older, I, I'm like, I'm not afraid of the water. I'm not afraid of the water. I'm afraid of just the unknown fucking universe under the water of like fish touching me. Like when I was a kid, I would go to Ocean City just like getting the water no fucks. I'm seeing how far out I can go. Like, I'm seeing how far out I can go. I don't even think my parents gave a fuck. But now it's just like, no, I'm going to stay.

Yeah. I go far out enough to like kind of float around a little bit. That's usually what I do. The last test I had to see how where my mental was with it when I was in Mexico, we were like drove to some rock on a boat that was in the middle of the water. It's like a rock that's shaped like this.

You could swim under, fish under there. It's cool. I jumped off the boat to swim there and like literally like four minutes into the swim I'm like, not happening bro. It turned around. It's just too risky. It's like the guy's doing bread. The thing is it's not risky. I don't think. It's probably not.

The guy's throwing bread off. all I could think about like driving there is probably more risky like driving to that spot is probably more risky than like like what's gonna happen a shark's gonna bite you I mean we are in Mexico

but I'm not taking that fucking risk is that where shark attacks happen in Mexico probably the water was beautiful like I said the guy's throwing food I'm like why would you throw food where I'm about to go swim like why are you yeah now I just stay on the beach

yeah now I just get fucking hammered I'm on the boat it's crazy how as a kid you didn't have to get drunk to have fun and now i got it well i don't have to i mean it's but it's like people like you don't need to drink but it's so it is more fun yeah like almost no matter what you do whether it's like going to the beach going to the bar like when i went to abiza abitha i was fucked up the whole time like it was bad they even had fucking which is crazy to me. They had like nude beaches and shit.

What? Yeah, just like titty's out. Like, just laying there completely nude. I never seen some shit like that. Yeah. I didn't even, I didn't even know that was the thing. We went on a, we rented four-wheelers. Just like rode around and I don't even know what we were doing. We were just riding around town. Then pull up to some beach. We get out like park our four-wheelers, like, go get drinks. And then just like, everyone's just like naked on the beach. Not everyone, but like a lot of dudes. Getting drinks with their tities out?

Yeah. Wow. It's crazy. Like, it's just a completely different lifestyle other places. It probably is a culture, but I'm saying for like people that live in America and shit, I wonder if their brain is like, well, I'm not going to see running to anybody that's going to know me or like, like, fuck it. Like, let the titty's out. Yeah. Yeah, it's not like, I was going to say like we.

Because the only thing I'm thinking of if I'm walking around just digging balls just out is what if so. If you're on vacation, maybe you don't give a fuck. I don't know. But what if you're, would you allow your girl? No. Yeah. Yeah.

Like who are these? I think it's like older. It's, I mean, I think it was mostly like older couples. That like the woman. Does her fucking saggy tits are hanging out. And it's like,

I guess that's maybe like older. Their vibe. The older you get that just like less fucks you give. Probably. I would be thinking I probably won't run into anybody, so fuck it. But at the same time I'm thinking, like, if a random fucking picture just gets snapped and it goes to the right. I suppose naked on a beach? Like what?

And a visa? Bro, when I went to a visa, we landed. We landed, got Coke and Molly at the airport. That's just, I think I talked about this, like, maybe with Pomage on the last, literally last week's spot. podcast. We ended in a Bisa. We, like, went outside. We had no idea how it worked.

We were like, all right, we got to, it was me and just Ace. It was after a HALO event. We were in London for a HALO event. And then we were like, yeah, let's go to like a Bs or something. Like, we have nothing to do. Like, the halo, like, you don't got to go home practice. Let's just fucking do something. So we went to Abiza, land.

And then we walk outside. We're like, we don't really know how this works. We like try to find a taxi. A dude just walks up. to us and it was like you need a ride we were like yeah he was like where are you going we were like some airport probably like 15 minutes away he was like yeah sure I got you we're just like we're fucking idiots like he could have done any like hold us for ransom like just bored and torture us like you're just over where and I don't even know where is it Spain

Abiza sounds like it where the fuck is it its own thing we got to Where is Abiza located? For sure. Yeah, it's in Spain. The south-eastern coast of Spain. But we just get in his car. And then he was like, y'all need anything for, like, he was like, I can hook y'all up.

And I was like, what do you got? And he was like, what do you need? I was like, uh, I don't know, probably like Coke. Molly, he was like, I got all that. Like, welcome to Abiza. And then we stop it And his girls in the fucking car First off

Yeah I forgot His girls in the front passenger seat Like they're doing trips to the airport To pick up like Taurus Yeah just tourists Ill eagerly

It's like me pulling up to DFW And I'm like yeah You need a ride Yeah like what the fuck So he takes us to his apartment And like he leaves us outside

In the car with his girl and I was just like everyone a part of this is a fucking idiot I was like we could kidnap you we could steal your car take your girl like he we could have been kidnapped like but he like runs in grabs it real quick and then just like sells it to us it was definitely not that not that strong that fucking lace we got this one

like this is like don't do this even though it's hard to fucking say don't do that because, like, kids are just going to do whatever the fuck they want to do. But you don't know what the fuck they're lacing it with, especially these days with fentanyl and shit. Like, literally, people just die. It won't even be, like, a crazy, like, amount. You can just sniff that shit.

That shit could just go. You have no tolerance at all, and it's just fucking. Like, no lie. Your heart doesn't know how to react to it. I've been, like, uh, I mean, obviously I smoke and shit. But as far as, like, pills and stuff, luckily my mom is always, like, kind of, like, told me, like, don't fuck with, like, no pills. and shit, so I never really have.

But seeing, like, videos online of, like, cops who just search people and come across, bro, one little, like, they're not even hands on with it. Like, they open it. They're looking and pass the fuck out. Yeah. They're snoozing, like, a knockout snooze. Like, they're out. Dude, that shit is scary as fuck.

It's crazy. People even, like, do that to other people, knowing what it can do to them. And that's also crazy. People know the outcome, like fentanyl. fentanyl addicts who like oh yeah yeah hell yeah that high must be crazy though i mean bro you could lean forward not fall yeah like yeah like yeah like michael jackson probably fucking fucking fucking lift the house up yeah yeah you get superhuman get hit by a car get up easy jump off you're stronger now because you got to hit by a car fucking i mean i feel blessed just like the

amount of pills i took and would buy just like off the streets and like i mean just fucking for years but like I'm so glad I didn't get I mean I'm sure my shit was I'm sure my Adderall was laced with like meth Not if you're from my doctor No it was off the streets

Oh really? Yeah I stopped getting my prescription After like a few years in Texas I think after like two years when we moved here I stopped getting it And then or maybe after like a year But I was always buying more off the streets Like the amount he was prescribing

Wasn't cutting it And then he was like, I think you need to see a psychiatrist if you're wanting more. I come in tired, pale, like skinny as fuck. He's just like, yeah, I'm not giving this to you anymore. Really? Yeah, like shit doctor, you know? No, I'm kidding. He was actually just like doing his job.

That's actually crazy. The doc said that. Yeah. But I was like, yeah, I'm just glad fucking I didn't take any. I mean, it might have been fucking lace. I was borderline psychotic. But anyways, um, Yeah, we got an Abiza, got those, got like Molly and Coke.

And then the first night, Ace doesn't even really do any of that stuff. Like, he might, yeah, he just doesn't, I don't remember. I was going to say he might have had like a little sniff or something, but like, I don't even know if he did because he's just not into that stuff. And I was like, I'm in a Biza. Yeah, like, I'm like fantasizing in my head. This is like the movies, the music videos. And it's fucking me and Ace TV. Like, I'm not, it's not like I'm there with like.

A bunch of fucking Just everyone's going Hard Jacked dudes who fucking go to concerts and they're famous on IG

and shit Like it's just me and AC with like hella girls or something It's just me and ACV Um

But like we land I started taking shots Start doing Lines of Coke And this is the fucking I start doing What I mean I have to wait till

He ends this fucking clip to say it Because you can't put that on the optic. Yeah. But start doing lines and coat, fucking take Molly and I start drinking. Then, like, I just felt good. I felt fucked up.

We go to the grocery store. And, like, some people did speak English, but it was mostly Spanish. We go to the grocery store. And so I was like, yo, maniac. I was like, what the fuck? I'm like borderline drunk on Molly and coat. And I'm just like, what the fuck? And we meet these group of guys that just like know who we are.

And then they knew some girls. And then we sort of ended up like going to shows with them. And the first night I was just like did so much stuff. And then came down super hard crashed. I don't know. We were probably out to like four or five a.m. And then like that night I got sick as fuck. I got pneumonia.

And I felt so shit just after the first night. But I felt so shit I had to like keep taking more and keep drinking more. Like just to. Because I was like, already here like i have to yeah like i'm not what am i going to do lay in the lay in bed and like take medicine unless i was deathly sick i probably do the same shit i can't lie and by the end of it i did enough to like power me through but by the end of the trip i was i was so fucking sick i had pneumonia i had to fly from abiza to madrid and this is all while sick as fuck like sweating

I can't breathe. I feel like shit. I have to, like, I have a fever. Oh, my God. We land in Madrid. We have to stay there for a night before our next flight. Aaron fucking rents out, or it was Aaron's turn to book the hotel. I was like, I booked this one.

You booked the next one. He books it at a fucking, it's like a school. Like, we didn't know what it. We got out of our taxi or whatever to this hotel, and it's just like kids outside of backpacks. And we walk in and we don't really know what the fuck's you on on. but it just looked weird we go to our room

get settled in then we like go downstairs or I think we might have just like maybe went to sleep or fucking something but we go downstairs and it was like the next morning

woke up early I'm sweating I feel like shit I was like I need water go downstairs to like a vending machine and there's just lockers and there's kids with like backpacks on and shit I'm like I'm in a fucking school

and this was like a $35 a night hotel Aaron found somehow, I'm like a fucking course. This is what you pick. Yeah, but that's like good memories. Yeah. That would have been hilarious. Yeah.

And like the next day, I think our flight was at night. So we just like wandered around Madrid. I was still sick as shit. I think the only thing that got me through was just like drinking more and taking more outy. But then it was finally time for my, I don't even know how long like seven, eight, nine hour flight or something from Madrid back to BWI, Baltimore. and I felt like it was the worst fucking experience ever. Like I literally had pneumonia. But I have to do that flight.

I land. I have to rent a car, then drive an hour and a half to Hagerstown. Like, it was so fucking bad. Bro, I was such a shit. It was a good experience. Like, looking back, I was like, it's one of the things I, like, won't forget. Bro, the last, I mean, like in Mexico, like, we kind of went hard, like, for the Mexico part.

So there's Airbnb. So like if you're spending, think about it, if you're going on a 10 person trip and it's the Airbnb's $2,500 or $5 grand a night or some shit, it comes with like amenities. So like we stayed there probably for like a week

and in the booking it tells you like, okay, you book this, you get a chef. You just got to pay for the food. You get a car service. Like all the kind of shit. And we had like someone cooking for us. Yeah, that's the way. Like every time we came home,

there was food there. like cleaning up. Like the many, it wasn't a hotel, but the many you leave and come back, your shits all together, like fresh soap,

boom, boom. Bro, I saw, I don't know what kind of. It was like a monkey. It's not a monkey, but it jumps like a monkey. I forget the name of it. They were in the trees and shit

right on my balcony. Like, if I opened the balcony and left, they probably would jump in. It shows, their show is fire. I'm not going to lie. That shit was a good time.

The chef dude, like, of course I didn't. That's how you got to, you just got to get a bunch of people and like, like everyone actually commits to splitting it. Yeah, yeah.

But luckily that trip, I forget where we came back from before that, it was me and Mike we didn't book our flights, and Mike has so many miles on flights. Like, Mike can fly free for probably who knows how long.

Yeah, he's a lot. And he got us to first class tickets for like 17 bucks. Like, shout out to fucking finally. You know what? I've never signed up for air miles. I haven't. I've had, but I never used them. I've been flying since 2007.

like multiple multiple times a year since 2007 and I've never signed up actually I did sign up but I can't remember my shit and they're making me I have to like call American Airlines to get my login back and it's not going to be there

like fucking I did uh I mean I've had cards never used the miles the only thing I use is clear um so you can go through the airport click quick and then um fucking it doesn't even matter bro because if you book with the miles and all that. Let's say you have a canceled flight and you book, let's just say me and you're going, right? I booked the flights for us through the miles, boom, boom. Flight gets canceled and they want to refund us.

Your money doesn't come to me. You can only claim your money, so now you have a free flight. You get what I'm saying? So like, I can never go in and search and pull it and then put him on the ticket. You could only fly with that. So you have a free ticket forever until two years or whenever it ends. That shit definitely. Fucking fraud fucks. I would have, I'd have, I feel like so many fucking flights, man. Like, being lazy is expensive. Like, you don't need to talk shit to us or, like, to a lazy motherfucker. Like, we already, we paid our dues.

Yeah, yes. Like, the amount of money I've lost out on is just fucking. Disgusting. I spend more. It's just, it's fucking disgusting. I mean, bro, I just went to Vegas. So here is, like, a little, like, window of the shit that I had to spend. I didn't have to, but this is just.

me like I barely like go rogue not well it was like all the same like month basically we started off with the v I think it was Vegas maybe we went to Vegas and then um nameless oh yeah bachelor party it was nade's bachelor party then from there I go to Vegas so at nays bachelor party I probably spent like let's just say 500, 700 and probably 350 of that was on weed. So I leave there

then we go to Vegas, right? The event, do-da-d-d-d-dom, I'm probably minimum every night to come back room service, that's 100, so I'm there for five days we're at 500, let's just say gambling 100. Do you tell yourself like since I'm here, fuck it? I never set a limiter and I just do it.

I just go, just, I don't gamble as much, so that's the best part. So I didn't lose that much on gambling, but I had to stay an extra week for Nameless's bachelor party, extra few days. So I'm at the Cosmo. What am I going to do? Take all my shit from upstairs, go travel to a night. I mean, Vegas, people are everywhere. It's a hassle. So I stay at the Cosmo. That was another grand. Eating throughout the whole week, two weeks I was there. More wheat. More wheat. More wheat. Bro, I spent like 10 grand. What? I'm not joking. Uber. Just like a few weeks of Vegas? Just dumb shit.

So yeah, I got your shots. 120. And then once you get drunk, you're like, yeah, I got you. Oh, I don't give a fuck. I go right upstairs to order 150 worth of room service. What I, because at events, I would start drinking so, I started drinking so much, I would just, right when I land, by the time I get to the hotel from the airport, I have a bottle on the way. Or like two bottles. Like, I don't know why it just became, and that never used to be a thing, but over like the past like years.

too. I was just like, I'm gonna go to the, and it wasn't like I was doing like watch, like I would just go to like support and like hang out. So it's just like this. I was like, this is a fucking vacation for me. I'm just gonna like drink the whole time, have fun. Only time I drink. It's like when I first met Michelle. So we just go there and drink. Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. But the only time I had ever like, like, I maybe I like go to a bar or not even a bar, I go eat. And then like maybe if I'm there, I have like four or five drinks. And then that's just for me though. Like I'm just bored, whatever but I'm gonna pre-plan like try to like line something up um like I'm not drinking for no reason yeah like as I'm there I'm plotting like am I going out is there either coming like what are we doing

I don't drink it's weird like if we go to a dinner like I won't have just like one or two drinks I'll just be like I'm just not gonna drink but if it's like uh we're gonna do something tonight it's like I'll have about eight shots before I even show up to your room to go somewhere like I mean I just see the only thing I hate we're drinking, there's two points when you wake up and you either feel like shit or sometimes it hits you before you even go to sleep like the room

will start spinning and shit. Those two moments are the worst when I smoke. But once I throw up I'm ready. I'm ready to go again. I don't throw up. That's my fucking issue. I can't I'll throw up if it's really, it has to be really, really really bad. One time I drank like

five white claws was feeling buzzed and threw up. I'm like I'll feel the feeling of like I if I throw up right now it feels Sometimes you should just try it was try to throw yourself And it should I just like choke myself Fucking red face

Like bloody eyes Yeah you bro When you throw up Shit pops in your face Every time I throw up bro I wake up with like minimum Like 20 like bloodshot Like dots on my face from just string

But like nothing comes up I don't know what it is fucking One time I went to Mexico with kind of this girl and some of my hurt friends. This was, well, it doesn't matter when it was.

But they had like this whole like villa and they paid for everything. They were like, you're just a guess. And I was like, yes. So I didn't have to really pay for, I paid for my flight there and my flight home and that was it. But they had a villa, fucking chefs every single day, maids nonstop, like cleaning nonstop. They had like the taxis that would take us into town and everything. like they had everything planned every day all day every day but like i get there and immediately i land in mexico and like i'm just by myself because i got to like meet up with them and some people are

coming in later land of mexico just immediately hit the airport bar because it's just like a bar outside the airport start drinking get in the car they pick me up get to the villa drink more we're like yeah yeah so like i'm already just like kind of drunk we go out the dinner drink more get back have fun drink more i'm like chain smoking sigs and shit um and then the next day i wake up and i just feel like such shit and just like regret and i'm like anxious i'm like anxious just thinking the most like negative thoughts and it's just like not on some like i don't want to be here but it's just like i don't want to socialize at all like like like i just want to like almost just like stay in bed Like I can't, I'll like hear them and they're like super social and they talk nonstop.

But it's like I can't like I'm not. I don't know. Yeah, I'm not in that fucking mood anymore. Like my hangovers are so like anxiety driven and like antisocial and it's just like I just lay in bed. See, I don't. So I was like before I even did anything, I took like three shots to start the day. And then it just it's another. Then I feel decent.

Then I come upstairs. And we're smoking. It's like a fake. shot together. It's not it's 8.30 in the morning. I'm four shots of deep. And I'm just like, here we go again. And it's just like that's almost like what my vacations turn out to be. Because I'll just get like, I'll get fucked up. And then I'll be, I'll have such like anxiety the next day that I don't want to socialize with anyone. But I like have to. So I'll drink more to do that. And it's just a fucking. Then I did that every single day. the girl I was like sharing a bed with

um the girl I was like pretty much there with um well I was there with her um she it was I was this was like night three or four I was complete

what the girl I was sharing a bed with with the name of why I was um but like by like night three or four I was so fucked up so exhausted I feel like shit but it's just like I have to keep drinking

just to like keep up with motherfuckers and I was just like this is a bad fucking cycle but fall asleep probably at like 2 a.m. at 4 a.m. she's like Nick, Dick, wake up and I'm like what the I'm like genuinely pissed off because knowing her it was about to be something really stupid

and it was it was going to be something that really pisses me off and it makes no sense of why I need to be awake. And then she was like, neck, neck. She was like, oh, look at my leg, look at my leg. And it looks like a mosquito bump. I'm like, what? Like, just, what the fuck are you talking about?

I was like, yeah, like what? I don't know mosquito. She was like, she was like, something bit me. I think it was a scorpion. I was like, shut the fuck up. I was like, I don't know, deal with it later or something. And then I like laid back down 20 minutes later. She was like, no, it hurts.

I can't feel my. wakes me back up in irs i can't feel my foot and i'm like oh my and i'm like i know she's just like a dramatic sort of type so it's just like kind of not believing her and then she was like i can't feel my foot it's all numb and it hurts and i'm just like okay this is kind of fucking weird but then i look to the wall and i see a fucking scorpion just like this big just on the wall and i'm like no fucking way like oh my god and And they had the, I was like, I don't really know what the fuck to do. So I go wake up the actual adults.

And I'm just like, hey, she got bit by a fucking scorpion. I think she needs to go to the hospital. She was like crying and shit. But like, because we didn't know what was going to happen. Like, can you die? Like, we didn't know if like fucking venom's going to our heart or something. But like she says she can't feel her fucking leg and her foot. And yeah, there was a fucking scorpion like this big on the wall.

Never seen. It was like tiny. It didn't look like. and brolic. But it looked like a tiny, almost like see-through looking scorpion. And,

wait, does her shit swallow up? And we still had a little bit, yeah. And we still had like a few, like two more nights or something there.

And it was just like the worst, I like couldn't be in that room. Just thinking about it? We told the people who like run the villa and stuff about it. The next day they were like, yeah, they're pretty harmless.

Like, they're pretty harmless. Like, you're not going to die or anything from it. but like yeah your symptoms are pretty usual you can just go to the hospital get like a shot or something and it'll help you'll be fine

but even then it was just like dude there's fucking scorpions in here because we were in like the middle of nowhere and so I don't know it's just I never fucking seen a scorpion before the next few nights were just hard to even sleep knowing that shit

could be anywhere like I could not sleep at all like any any little thing touches me I'm freaking out there were like bugs everywhere. They like smoked out the room. And then both sides that it was like another vacation that I was just like, man, that was fun. And then I got back. They immediately had me in content.

I was like, I'm not going to show up for about a week. Like you don't, you have no idea how they're famous for now. Like I might have to go to the hospital myself. When do you go back Wednesday? Content Thursday morning, 9 a. Podcast Thursday morning. Can I fucking recover? I'm in no shape to do a fucking podcast like.

Bro, I just went out. not just probably like two three months ago I went out with this girl she's a stripper she's cool though like she's cool as fuck like I don't well I wouldn't see myself dating her but like I know she's cool like she gets money I know a stripper who's like

cool and like not even a slut yeah that's what I'm saying like she gets money she owns properties has a great life takes care of her kid but she just strips there's nothing wrong like she genuinely she's not even ratchet yeah like now she's ratchet

but like but she's not like a you know like you would think just off your mind okay stripper hoarse gross but she's not like that at all and you know we're kicking it blah blah we go to this uh first i think we started at bill ozer maybe or oishi or something like that we're drinking da da da then we go she's like you want to go to this bar and i my number one thing is like i'll go to wherever the bar as long as the line's not long there's no like crazy thing to get in and it's not like a fucking where shippy gone up like let's just go and drink have a good time out that's why i like little like older head bars where you

just sit music where the old heads are we're in there i'm shot shot going crazy this music i'm fucking with right some random dudes come up and they know her like she's a stripper so like she got a little bit of cloud in the city people are coming up to her and shit like fuck me are you thinking like oh great yeah that's what i'm thinking the whole time then there's some guys they're like let me buy you a shot man and my mind she's like yes my baby daddy's da da i'm like i'm like i'm like i whisper in ear like did you backdoor me she's like boy how went nah nah something like that I mean exactly like motherfucker did you

just set me up like are they trying to spike in my drink I don't know what's going on like so do I take the shot bro I took the shot next thing you know bro I'm like doing this one of these like just in the seat like I wake up to flashlights they're kicking me out what's really on dead serious

so they kick me out but I'm like walking out normal but I'm just fucked possibly So we hop in her car She's a nice car Oh she got a Corvette So we get in there We're chilling

I'm pro my I start feeling sick Throw up in her Corvette And her car On the window Oh my God Like the door panel All my hoodie

Like expensive ass hoodie Kicks me out Wake up She didn't kick me out But she dropped me off home But like I had to get out So I go upstairs Wake up in the morning

Just throw up all over my sheets my clothes I wake up I wake up to a text from her just the side of her car just throw up all over it

I'm like oh my god bro the whole time I was thinking like if she has any kind of video footage

from that spot to the car I'm done like it's probably so embarrassing I don't give a fuck what's gonna happen it's just the embarrassing part like look at this clown

she ever she ever yeah we still be chopping it up like she just brings it up sometimes but yeah do you think it was the drinks or you think I mean

I mean if they were gonna I took a lot of shots if they were gonna like rob you or something it would have like stupid it would have fucking it would have fucking but I was fucking

bro I was out of it so shots like if I'm on a shot if I'm on the shot taking kind of vibe it's gonna get ugly that night every time I only seen you like that a few times

I hate that not even not even like that but almost just like a I used to get fucked up in Chicago Like when you slow down I used to be like that in Chicago Mike gets like that a lot Slow down

On the drive home That's the favorite thing Yeah That used to be my thing too Wake up Yeah That used to be my thing Well in Chicago

It's like we had 40 minute drive Oh yeah From like downtown So it's just like Even Frisco Even when we went to Friscoe That shit seemed fucking far It's not that far

People don't really know To be yeah We probably tell that story So many times but just arriving there was crazy. Like, when we got to Friscoe, there was shit there. Yeah.

It was like fields and one apartment in a field. Tall grass and shit. And now it's, and we were, What the fuck? I mean, me and Hitch talked about this multiple times, or maybe we talked about it with you on, on me, me,

you and Hitch podcast, but how we showed up and we were, we're going to be in the city, we're going to be overlooking the city and shit, and we show up and we're at the Emerson apartments. surrounded by like fields there's like a little there's like a little strip

with like a gym some food spots but like besides that it was just like our apartment in that and we were just like what the fuck if you don't have no car you're like I remember pulling

I remember like driving once I hit Texas like I'm playing like Mike Jones and shit that's fucking corny but I was just playing like Texas rappers pull up to the Emerson I started turn that shit down I was just like

where What the fuck is this shit? Like my whole vibe was killed. I was like, what the fuck, man? Fuck. And then from that point on, we're like, hey, but we're all in this apartment. It's going to be fun as fuck. We're going to be in like hang out here one day.

Go to Boz's drink. Go to come to my, me and Aaron's place drink. No one ever hung out. Dude. No one ever did fucking anything. We'd be like, we'd maybe go downtown or something every now. know if I was like in a blur or like I think you were depressed for a while I think so but I couldn't tell because I don't think you were like I don't know what you're doing but I don't think

you were like gaming at all maybe you were I don't remember I was in like I was in a crackhead phase of fortnight so that's what I was doing yeah playing for it I remember that you lived with Aaron like sometimes I would just be gaming and like come out and I'd see like you on the couch with Aaron or like you Mike and Aaron or I would hear y'all outside my window on the balcony when we lived on like the first floor by the pool corner unit i would like hear y'all outside the window and i'd be like fuck god bro i'd be pissed i'd hear just a light knock and i'd just pretend i didn't hear it like i'm not letting y'all in like i'm trying to play fucking fortnight bro i i swear it's like the those apartments bro i when we lived at that apartment i would be

fucking hotbox in the crib no complaints no nothing ever bro one day a fire alarm started going off right not in my house just by the pool bro tell me how I'm sitting at my setup just smoking like and you got to think of it like flipped all right if you're at the pool and you're looking up at the window you can't see smoke coming out of it but if you put the flashlight on it you can definitely see smoke coming out of it all I see is flashlights hitting my window I'm like hey bro no way I think my apartment's on fire and it's me smoking weed so I went on the balcony and they're definitely smelling the shit Yeah, I went on the balcony and see what was going on and shit, like, play it off.

They were just like, is everyone all right? Yeah, well, he's there. He just came on the balcony. So obviously his crib is not on fire and they just left it alone. You just walk out like, yeah, I did that. I was like, just make it look like everything's fine. Yeah, good? But yeah, luckily fucking, I mean, the apartment I'm in now, bro.

Speaking of, um, fucking bitching. Speaking of getting robbed or you almost, well, you didn't almost get robbed, but it could have happen fucking remember my uh where were we New Orleans story I learned my lesson

I like I literally like don't trust dude it's so crazy because my last like visual of you I'm walking with OMG love and I forget Surrey I think and a me miracle Saray OMG love we're walking through yeah I think I was with y'all like right don't know the spot yeah

so just whoever's watching literally before that happened we were at a bar It's like sun's coming up. Where are we? What's the Bourbon Street? Sun's coming up. We're at a random bar on Bourbon Street. Like people are riding a ball in this bar.

All of us are out there. Yeah. A guy is behind us. Like, it's all of our crew and there's literally one guy behind us. He's just sitting there watching. He has a drink in his hand. He's not really talking to us, but he's just like, not with a circle, but he's like one of the last man, random people in the bar.

We leave that bar. You remember that? When we left, he was at the corner, had to tell him blood. You don't remember that? I don't remember that. Then no car would pick them up, like no cab. They didn't want to get a... Really?

You don't remember that? Uh-uh. Bro, this motherfucker left the bar like five minutes before us and got the shit beat out of them. Blood had the toe. No one would take them in. Finally, they take them in a cab. And like five minutes after that is when I'm walking by the donut shop. I'm with Omjee Love, Surrey, and Mir.

We're walking by. We see Nick in the window of the donut shop eating donuts with two random girls. We don't know. So we're thinking in our mind. This is like pre like, okay, he can get robbed. if he could die, you know what I'm saying? I'm not, I wasn't feeling like that. So we think he's about to have a good night and walk by his ass.

I could go and v2 them. Yeah, easy. So, like, I'm looking at the mirror in my mind, I'm thinking, all right, we'll let him have a good night. Like, why would I go in there and sit by him while he's eating donuts with these girls? Like, let him have a good night. So, yeah. Well, how we met them was, I was with OMG Love.

She goes up to, they're just wandering the streets how they do. Just waiting for the perfect moment. Yeah, yeah. OMG goes up to him. It's like, hey, it's his birthday. Give him a birthday kiss. And I was just like, I didn't even ask for that to happen. OMG just like did that.

They're like, oh, it's your birthday. Happy birthday. Like, boom, give me a kiss on the cheek. Then we like start talking and her friends there as well. And then. Yo, Joey. Could you tell them the, we're recording? We got Dashie in here, loudmouth.

But how we met them was. OMG Love told him it was my birthday they gave me a kiss on her and she started talking to him blah blah blah then like love went somewhere I went somewhere else and then it was just like me and these girls and I was like finally I fucking knew this day would come like you're about to have

yeah I'm about to find like I deserve this and then go back to the hotel but on the way back to the hotel they were like hey we're gonna need taxi money in the morning and I was like of course you fucking do so we go to the 18 I would go to the TM. I get like I think $100 out or whatever because I was also fucking hammered. Didn't

give a fuck to us. I get a quick hundred out. And then like she's all just like feeling up on me like feeling my dick and shit while getting that. AKA getting my pen. She's like this. Yeah. Yeah. While fucking she gets my pen and I don't know at the time. I'm not even like thinking like that. And I buy a bottle at the gas station as well. We go back to the crib or the hotel. Wake up flame sword. I think I forgot my key. I was like banging. on the door. I was like, fuck. You're about having a threesome wall next to Flayman. I wake up,

or Flame wakes up, open this door. He's like, what the fuck? And he just like goes right back into bed. And then like, I'm, I think we just like open the bottle. I take a shot. She takes a fucking maybe baby sip. The other girl is like sitting on Mike's bed.

And so like Mike kind of like wakes up. The girl's like, yeah, take a shot. Like four speeds Mike a shot. And then so the one girl's, laying with me and just like feeling feeling up on me. The other girl's laying in Mike's bed and like they start like they start. I don't think they were like making

out or anything but like the next thing I saw her titties out Mike's like second on her tities. They're just like getting us drinks and shit and I was like I mean I need to use the bathroom real quick. Take a piss come back and

they were like both up they were like hey we're going to go get real quick for the drinks. I was like, uh, all right. I was like, you don't really, like, if you're that desperate for ice, sure. They left and it was just like quiet. And I was like, something's not right. I checked my wallet.

My $100 is gone. I was like, no fucking way. And then I was like, wait. Then I checked my debit card's gone. I was like, no fucking way. I sprint out. I don't think, like, no shoes. I don't even think I had like a shirt on.

Sprint out, see them at the elevator trying to leave. And I was just like, what the fuck? I was like, I don't even know what I said. I was just like blacking out, like, screaming at him. It's like, I know you, and I think a random person was in the hallway as well, waiting by the elevator. But I was just like so drunk. Just like, yeah, just like talking shit to him. Like, I know you stole my shit.

Like, what the fuck is wrong? I don't know what the fuck I said. But they're like, you're crazy. What the hell? I'm just like playing stupid. Then they leave. Then I immediately go downstairs. I was like, hey, I need to like call my bank or something somehow.

Like, I literally just got robbed. Like, these girls are. I was just stole my debit card and left. And so they tried to help me with that. I called the bank. They were like, yeah, about 10 minutes ago, $500 was taken out of the ATM. And I was just like, God, I fucking knew it. And eventually, like, got it back, had to report it.

And then the police were like, hey, just to let you know, like, we got to look at it. Like, this could be you trying to hire prostitutes. I'm like, whatever, man. Just like, get me this fucking money back. I think I eventually got the money back. I really can't remember if I did or not. Luckily, it was only like $600 and it could have went worse, but like,

after that, I learned my lesson and I definitely, like, God, I was so like vulnerable, just showing them my pen and shit. Like, just completely fell for it. Then the next, the craziest part, it's the next day.

I'm like, fuck it. We go out again, walking the street, drunk as fuck a bunch of people, we're all out there. I think like nameless, like, maybe like study you. I think like all of us are out there. And I see the girl, we're just walking by herself again. Another night of the same shit.

I was like, hold the fuck up. Like I was, because I'm like not like this person at all, but I was fucking drunk and I was fucking mad. And like, I was like screaming. I was like, oh, the fuck up. This is the bitch. Because I, like, told people, I was like, yeah, these girls like rob me. I was like. So like, because some people.

fucking knew. I was like, this is the bitch that fucking robbed me last night, you dumb ass bitch. I was like, in her fucking, I was like in her fucking face like looking at like, I was like, you fucking dumbass bitch, you fucking I was like, you just walk the streets doing this shit, you fucking, I don't know, I'm like, slut.

I was just like talking shit to her. And she's just like, whatever and just like keeps walking. And I was just I was just like so fucking mad. People were like holding me back and shit. Like I wasn't going to do anything like physical. But I was just like, it was like a bull seeing red, like right when I saw her.

I was like, what? Nasty, fuck. Like, the worst, those type of people, like thieves, and people that just steal from, just completely steal what you don't deserve

and what someone else earned. Like, they're just at the lowest of low for me. Like, I wouldn't mind if like, maybe I shouldn't say this on a podcast, but like I wouldn't mind if like, not that if something bad happened to her, if like, if she just didn't exist.

Oh, yeah. Or if, like, if that type of person just didn't exist, I'm like, I don't want your DNA

being shared on planet Earth because, like, I look at you like the lowest of the low. And then like, but I, I do like remind myself, like some people literally grow up, like no parents.

They have no idea, I have no education. Like, they literally have to do these type of things to figure it out. Like, bro, there's a whole bunch of fucking people

that play video games and yeah, we game. but there's people who are players who've never played an actual sport motherfucker you're 20 and you have to learn how to be you've never been a teammate yeah you've been talking about this

since we started playing valer you know what I'm but it's real shit though like if you've never played a sport ever and never played video games or not even a sport just like being a part of some kind of team working toward the goal like you just did what you want you there's a lot of people like that out here

like imperial people that are nothing wrong with it great at school they seem to be by themselves they're not a part they just do their work do what's right and then that's it bro you got to learn like she probably don't have no fucking home training yeah no not at all like she probably just looked at as an easy lick but like girl you could have really got it's probably what her mom did dad maybe and like not there i'm sure she didn't grow up in the best area education shit like that like so it like i can't i can't i guess i can't sit there and be like i want this person very vanished off planet fucking earth because it really isn't fair but what's also not fucking fair

is just like completely stealing from what someone yeah work for worked for and worked hard for and then especially back then like didn't have that much like the money i did have it was like i got fucking kind of needed that shit so it's just like i don't know it's just so fucking mad and and it is just like super fucked up and i try i try to be empathetic and understanding with other people's situations but it's just like, I think just as a scumming Maybe not, but I think as a human being, you just sort of know. Like, do they look at it? Like, do they do that?

They're like, if it was her and then like, it was just her and you and her went to your room and you woke up, she was gone and she got over on you, you could kind of like be like, all right, maybe she like, whatever. But like, she went out that, she started her day that night knowing that's her plan. Yeah, that's what they do. So it's like. They meet a dude. Get him fucked up.

Make them think he's going to have like a three summer. something. Now how do you feel sorry for any bro. This is random but I we're just telling stories fucking yesterday it was like 8.30 in the morning and I was up probably like at like seven. So I'm like ah let me go for like a 10 minute drive real quick. I'm gonna go to the store. I go to the store there's a guy parallel parked in three spots. Mind you. The like other spots are like valet for this little restaurant right there. So I'm waiting he's just sitting there. I'm waiting. He's just sitting there. So I'm like now you're getting me tight bro. Like you're just being an asshole. So I drive up to the side of his truck straightened out. My shit park right in the back of him.

He straightens out and hops out. Like he's going to do something. I'm like, bro, are you? So I hop out too. I'm like, where was this? It was right by, um, trying to think you would know. It's kind of like by like by turtle creek like on Ross. Like if you make a left, you're going toward Turtle Creek and shit. I don't know what it's by, but he hops out. Little ass dude hops out. Like he's going to do something. I'm like, I'm like, you motherfucker you're taking three years. the park and he and when i got out and he like i guess he like saw my like i'm like i'm like not small like what so i got out and as soon as i got out and said that he like threw his hands there and turned around and two more guys got out i'm like yeah fucking goofy asses fuck is wrong with you

three of them got out but they those two walked by me and didn't say a word like we were in the store in the line and say shit but it's like just like i like people like that like in that situation i'm thinking the whole time what the fuck is wrong with your brain like where Where is your brain? You're just going to block me from parking. Then when I park, you get mad I park. Yeah. Like, is your, are you, like, I take that, that little incident and scale it to other shit.

Like, I can tell you're a fucking idiot. Yeah. Like, terrible teammate. Yeah. Terrible. Like, if you're on my team of valor. You're like, you're the type, you probably have a fake account on Twitter. Yes.

Yeah. Yes. Like, you're on that frequency of people. Like, your mind isn't there, bro. I don't even want to be near you. Like, I'm glad you said that. Yeah. That's exactly the way I think of that should.

I mean, we have been grinding Valerant for those, for those who don't know, and I see this message all the time in my chat is I can't believe Bose is playing Valoran. Yeah, everyone knows I don't play PC. You haven't really played a PC game like that, ever. And I don't play any other game besides kind of. What is keeping you on Valoran right now? I guess like, what do you fucking like about it? Because I don't see you playing Valoran either. And I didn't see me playing it without, like, Adi and shit.

But it's like something has me hooked. I wouldn't say it's the, I wouldn't say it's the abilities. It's the one, all right, one of the reasons is because I'm ass and I want to get better. That's, I kind of like,

like, like the chase of, like, waking up and trying to get better. Yeah. Surprisingly, like when you're, like, on it and you just hear those,

ding dong, ding, it's like music playing. It's kind of like, play the music. Yeah, like, it kind of, like, let you get you going.

People are, like, surprisingly cool. Like, you get into the competitive. Like, they're, like, want to win. And it's cool.

I've heard before like people are like Valoran's so toxic and people just throw I mean we're in a low ass rank so when you're like a mortal and you really want to win in a motherfuckers throwing on purpose like I get it but like we really haven't run into that like we run into like

some idiots everyone says GG after the game like actually actually it's a lot of Gigi easy but I do it too yeah that's the best part about it and sometimes I'll Loki be pissed off and I'll see a G I won't even look just cover it up with my hand my lower like I don't even want to fucking see the

g-g too easy and I I I you know what actually is crazy even in Cod I never said to my teammate you know well actually I have nice try but like I don't say it after every time like they always do that in Valentee yeah even if it wasn't a nice try even if it wasn't a nice try even if it wasn't a nice try still NT then you get like girls on your team now and it's like seeing them I think it's pretty cool to see like girls trying. Because I think in my mind, like I heard the girl playing the other day. And I'm thinking like obviously like it's just you got to think about where I'm coming from. I go in a GB match.

I'm not going to play against a girl probably. I'm on main stage. I haven't played against a girl. If it's a girl in a cod pub, she's getting torched. You know what I'm saying? So it's like rarely you ever see girls like really taking a series. I know there's girls out there that do. And like trying.

Not just playing like a casual fucking game. They know callouts teaching me. Yeah, better. Yeah, they're better. Yeah, like, I think it's awesome. And yeah, but yeah, I like the Valoran. Yeah, you run into definitely like you can get two girls, three guys on a team or you don't get that in Cod.

I think that's, yeah, the kids get so happy they hear that girl voice. Ooh, hey, the girl goes, what does she say? Kill, Joe, are you dodging? And he's the cute up. Like, three seconds left. I'm like, damn. No, this, I didn't expect Valor to be this fun.

It is frustrating, not being there's like, I think what's keeping me going is like these subtle glimpses, glimpses of like greatness. Like yesterday I started off like 17 and 3 game one. Like I hit some AIM labs training beforehand. Game one competitive, I was 17 and 3.

I was like shooting different. I was like, I'm walking, I'm out in the open. I'm like, any angle, I dare, wherever, it could be top left, right? wherever a motherfucker straight out from I know I'm confident

and just swiping my shit and hitting them but then there's the complete opposite side of that How do I tap into I don't know Because I only had that For like the first three games

We played And then after that I was like I was like crouched I was like Slow walking around I'm like I guess just like Unconfident

Like I'm not just like Where are y'all motherfuckers at Like I'm like Trying to make the smart play To get my advantage And it's just like so I can go from there's just like two sides of the game where if I'm on the I want a motherfucker to pop out because I know I'm gonna I'm ready to hit his head then I sometimes

I'm on the complete opposite side where I'm just like too I can't hit fucking nothing and I know I'm not going to hit it so as soon as I click to start shooting him I just start spraying down because I know I'm not even going to get the fucking head it's just like bro there's two sides of it but it is it's fun trying to get better you know what's hilarious is is like, again, back to people just having to learn. Like, there's people who are in Valour. I play with Invalent who are like, headshot, headshot. But they're like, I'm like, why?

There's four people alive. Four of us alive, one of them. How come none of you guys get on the bomb? I have to question your brain. Like, I have to question. Like, are you, I get your good, like, but like, do you actually know what you're doing? Like, because I would never make.

I knew once I got on the game in no situations, I know exactly what to do. Yeah. So it's like, I don't know. I know I got to get my guns. Or sometimes they'll just completely throw around. Like we got bombed down, three of us alive. And then he's just like, let me, he'll go search for the motherfucker.

And then die. And I'm like, great, now it's a 2V1. And one of our teammates would like peek out. And instead of like strafing, just like, all right, let me see if he's coming this way. He'll just like be standing out there ready for that fight. And the dude would just come up, tap him. Now it's a one-on-one. And it's like, just stay the fuck.

the stray find out where he's at waste time like people just get pitt have you met you and I do do that sometimes like I'm definitely not a perfect player at all but do you shoot like like all right for instance they're like oh he's back behind this wall

and you know where he is do you like pre-fire like where he's gonna walk out I put I just keep tapping like do doop doop like to where he would if he walks out he's just gonna get tink I mean I do that but he I feel like I never get that kill more now though with the crouch i started um i started putting like you kind of feel out where they're

gonna strafe out to but i put i feel like i put my aimer a little more than that so it's like they can't just because sometimes motherfigers just walk right past your aim and if anything i'll like bring in my aim a little closer you know what that's called right i don't know what it's called the pop and swing it's like an animation in valerate that's why it's so hard to kill them like that what is it wide swing yeah so like like there's a wall here and the wall runs here. I'm behind the wall you're here. If I just, no matter what, like even if you're, well, you can probably

spraying kill me. If I just left over, it's so hard to kill him. And wait for you to like start missing and then stop and dinkum. You got to look at the videos. Yeah. No, I've seen videos of it and that's why because I'll notice sometimes. Sometimes if I just like, I know he's here,

I'm behind a wall and I just do the little left, try to shoot, I'm just left and I get fucking, I'm just, I literally stop in his fucking redicle. I get the ones where like, dude, I need a fucking wide. Someone will be like C long and now straight out, tap one bullet and get a headshot. I'm like, all right. Yeah.

It's fun, though. Hearing that, hearing that headshot sound, it does some. Shit's like music. Because I got on CS2 and I was just like, I mean, it's a good game. I thought I was going to play that shit. I haven't got on it since that day. Because when we were grinding Valor and you were like, bro, CS is the way, like, you would show me your kills on that game compared to Valour.

It's just like, dude, it's like so much easier. There's no... I don't even get on it. Abilities fucking hitting you nonstop. But it's like something... I don't know. I feel like countershake feels more like clanky and like clunky.

And then that's like the dope when you get a kill is not the same. It's not. And I don't know what... It's definitely not. I don't know what that is. Like I don't know what the word for... I think it's the head. I think it's the head shot thing.

Yeah. It might be. But even like getting a nice spray body, every kill you get on. Ballard and I feel like I like it. Yeah, same. Counter strike, it's just like, I don't know. There's just a lot of times I won't get anything out of it.

Yeah, I don't know what it is. I guess it's like the will to get better and just that headshot, it's like the music. It's like, I should feel, thung, dunk, dunk, dun, dun. It's like. In a death match when you get like five, six girls in a row, it feels so fucking. You just start spawn trapping them? Yeah. Is that, you got your first win?

Yeah, two. I won twice. Did you get them in a spawn track? Or like a section that you like I break into like I'll go somewhere Get a two piece and I'll just sit right there Like yeah But yeah I won I won't bro I won four game or one game

Could be wrong I think I went 40 and 28 I think that's about what I went I was dominating I won that and I was can't fuck me I played one and I got I went like 36 and like 24 And I was like hold the fuck up I was kind of shitting

And then I like fell off at the end I chilled And then I played another one And I won I was like I'm fucking fucking different. I went 15 and 30. I looked up the second, who got second place.

He was like silver three. I was like, I mean, that is my rank. But it's like other times I'll get like third place. I'm like, God, I get like 33 kills. I was like, God, I was playing fucking good. I'll check the top person. It's like ascending three or like a mortal one.

And I'm just like, dude, why am I in these lobbies? You know what's crazy? If I get like top five or something, I always judge it off of that motherfucker has, he knows every spawn. Like, think about it. If I played a whole bunch of nobs on dome free-for-all.

Yeah. It's like I would know where to aim. Yeah. I'm playing by just raw talent. Like I hear you and I look that way. No one's starting to play Valoran now besides us too. Yeah, no. Like I don't even think motherfuckers were matching against.

I don't know if we've matched people who are newer than us. Maybe like once or twice. But like no one's just now starting. I mean, of course, obviously people are technically just. Like, there's always new players coming to the game, but, like, I think the people we're playing against, we are the newest. 98% of the time. See, that's where I want to know the scale, like, of a PC gamer that's a newcomer compared to me. Like, where, like, is his shot better?

Or my brains better, his gun, like, I don't know. The chase is good, though. I like it. Yeah. I have a good time playing it. I mean, I can play. I'm thinking about it right now. Shit, I can play right now.

I want to play it right now, but we do have the. optic hangout. So we're going to cut the podcast here. Yeah, I would love to get off here and just go play fucking Valorin for six out. I want to try like, something with Valorin is every good-ass Valorne player is good at AIM Labs. Like they're nasty at AIM. Like you got to try AIM Labs.

Like the day I got my first game when I went 17 and 3, I did AIM labs before. And I signed in. I was like, I old the fuck up. But then I kind of fell off. But I don't know. I do want to just get off here, do AIM labs and shit. but we do have an optic hang out. But I appreciate everyone tune in to the podcast.

Bose for joining me. This is brought to you by Corderoy's as always. And yeah, I don't know what we're doing next episode, but we'll find out. Also, before every podcast, I've been sending out, like, yo, send us questions or today I was going to do. I was texting you. I was like, we might just do like a would you rather.

I mean, it's just like, I just don't know how the cop. Because before this starts, I'm like, dude, like, we talk to each other practically every day now. It's like, what are we going to talk about? So I was like, if anything, we could do like a funny, like, would you rather a Q&A like we used to do? And like, they would enjoy that. But it's just, we're out of time. And I know I tweet that and then I don't include it. But trust me, just redo the questions.

We'll do it with someone else or fucking something. But I appreciate you all tuning in. Matt Craig play that outro music.