The Flycast - SCUMP IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF ESPORTS | The Flycast Ep. 42

Episode Date: May 23, 2022

SCUMP IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF ESPORTS | The Flycast Ep. 42 The Flycast Ep. 42

Me, the name I call myself By a long long way to ride A needle ball and thread, motherfucker, bitch, so A note that follows so, give me head hokey A drinkler jam and bread Then that brings us, then that brings us, then that brings us, then that brings us back to dough, bitch Do, is it recording? Oh shit.

All right, man. Welcome back. Bye, Episode 142. Episode 420. Episode 400 and... Wait, let me see. Optic... I think it's episode 40.

Dude, we do this every time. It's got to be annoying, right? No. This is our intro. 42, I was right. 42. Episode 42. Damn.

Damn. Last one got 123K views. A Flycast next up. What was the one before that? It was like 80, 75 or something like that. Yeah. So we were talking of formal. Formal was worth 45,000 views.

Did we really have to give him all that, though? So 75,000. Listen, were 75,000? Or do you say, like 75,000? No, like 75. That's how much we put him in the thumbnail and that's what we get? No, we got like 140 with him in the thumbnail. 75 without him

Oh shit So that that just means a 75,000 real ones That'll listen to us The soul of opting Guests or not man I got good news I got bad news Good news is I only have one thing of bad news And that's that we don't have a guest today

I'm sorry guys It's not gonna be every episode I think it'll make it better Because you were you were mentioning Like yeah we should have this person We should have this person. And I do want people, but not every episode.

I think this will. That was the first guest we've ever had. In four or five years. Yeah, in four, yeah, yeah, yeah. And four or five years. You were just looking at all the thumbnails from the past flycasts. We got the best thumbnails in the game. One of the best ones was from four years ago.

And the one he's talking about, I forget what episode is, like episode 9. I don't know, 18 or something, but it was us at a stall, urinal taking a piss. And I'm like, and you're looking over like, peaking over one. And then the thumbnail for this one, I guess these guys have already saw it fucking.

On the motorcycle. Brand new motorcycle. Which, like. How's that going, man? I thought we talked you out of it last time. Dude, you guys need to stop putting the shit in the, I know everyone's like worried about me. I don't even want to hear it.

I know. That video came out, people have been coming into the TST stream and be like, I thought all the webcams were equal. Ever since that fucking, I'm just like, shut up. But you guys are like bringing like formal especially. You're like, you're going to die. Well, that's Matt. That's his way of.

And you're just like, no, don't get it, man. Like you got to be careful, man. You'll hurt yourself. Right. I be like, just be careful, man. We're all worried. Everyone's saying the same thing. Everyone's saying the same thing.

And then of course, formal was just. overboard with it. How's it been though, man? How's your motorcycle experience? It's scary, man. Even just riding it here, which is like a mile away. If that.

It's probably like a mile, mile and a half. Even just riding it here, it's like I'm still, I've only probably rode it because I got it. Then two days later, I went to Cabo or some shit.

Or like three days later. And I think I only wrote it like two of those days. So like today was like my third day riding it. But the sketchy part is just slow turns and like being at a stop sign or especially a red light and there's like a bunch of cars behind you and you like stall out because on a bike you have to you're like this is the gas and then you but you have to like pull in the clutch or like release the clutch at the same time and like you can't do it too fast. So one time I was at a red light. and I stalled out or I stalled and like you know bike turns off whatever and I'm like fuck I panicked so hard because it's it's really just like oh should I stalled let me just grab the clutch in again and hit the ignition but I'm like panicking it took me like five seconds to get it going again and that's probably my biggest uh not biggest worry I mean my biggest worry is like crashing but but uh but yeah no

That's like the stressful part is like slowing down around corners. Or if like there's hel of cars and like you're sort of at stoplights or there's traffic. And it's like you, I constantly have to slow down and like... Do hills get you? Or hills. Hells, bro. I remember one time in Crim's Jetta, which was my first time ever driving a manual. What?

Yeah. You learned stick at the scuff house? Yeah, through crims in like 60-50. What? Yeah. Me and Flame would always take Crim's Jeddah. I thought you knew how to drive stick this whole time. No.

So I learned there. And I didn't really use it that much, but like one time I was on a hill in a stick and it just like, it was so scary. Dude, my first car was a stick. Like I was slowly rolling back and I like panic so I like slammed the gas and it got up the hill. My first stick or my first car was a stick shift Chevy has 10. which is a four-cylinder truck four-cylinder truck that we're both taller than. Like it's a

truck that goes up to like here on me. And dude, if you try to go up a hill in that, so is it always sketchy or just I guess on that? Manual cars are sketched, yeah. The one that I have right now is like a

like a Mickey Mouse version of a stick shift. Because it doesn't roll backwards. Like it, there's like a sensor in there where it's like if you're on a if you're on an incline and you try to go it won't roll backwards it'll like sense that you're yeah but that shit did not exist before 20 10 yeah I need some I'm gonna have to get I even let uh Matt Craig take it for a ride he was fucking ripping it uh he he loved he kinda he grew up he was like dude doing motocross so sick like I kind of want

one now I knew you were gonna get and it was like I want it because what he used to always do is ride motocross which is like the dirt fucking racing and shit and but now he I don't know I think he's like

he's just not in that life anymore and he'll probably use it more on the road so now he wants like a a street legal road bike I better have to get with him and like have him teach me some shit because he already taught me something

like he was like you don't really have to shift to first year like even when you're stopping I was like I fuck fucking knew it man. Because first gear sketch first gear sketches me in. No,

you're never in neutral unless you're neutral. I'm trying to think there is a neutral like whenever we went to take the thumbnail yeah like I

like back it up in neutral like that's when it if it's in any gear the tires are like locked or whatever like you can't just push it. I probably don't even drive stick right like if somebody

who loves driving manual they probably don't like how I drive because it's like I've been in the car with you i don't know the same thing first second third then i want i don't like downshift i only like downshift very very in certain situations really like if i'm in too high of a gear and i hear it like start puttering then yeah like like i but like even when you come to like a red light or something you

have to go to first again right i just throw that shit in a neutral and then when i'm neutral to where and then when it starts when it goes from red to green then i put it yeah i put it back in the first i don't like start and second uh but sometimes like every once in a lot I forget. Like I'll go first, second, third, and then I'm like, wait, I'm too fast. So I go from third to fifth. Yeah. Like, I do that.

Yeah, I'm going to have to figure this out because it's fucking, that sort of. So you bought that bike? That bike is yours? Yeah. I mean, I could have made payments on it, but I was just like, why bother? You bought it straight out? So you got rid of your car? No.

I still have my car. You still have your car. Well, I was thinking of getting a new car just because, like, I did not. my taxes and shit and I was like okay I got a little money but uh this cost me I was gonna trade in my car and it probably get too uh too expensive of a car that I should really get um so buying this save me money I think it was like I think it was like 50 it's either 55 or 6k then after taxes and registration and all this other shit it was probably like 8k. I looked at it like, hey, I'm saving money.

But everyone's telling me not to get it. I just need some tips from Matt. So, Matt, I know you're editing this. You got to take me out one day because fucking literally already rides it once. And we were... And he's better than you? Yeah. He's way better than me.

He's better than me on my own bike. But just like, I don't know, random little tips. I need something. Because the regular riding part's not sketch. it's just like the there's traffic and shit like that that's when it gets sketchy

yeah one time I stalled out at a stoplight and then I yeah I fucking I hate that shit yeah it's dude it's so like you just feel like such a scrub you feel like such a noob

and you think everyone behind you is just like on their way to work I know who is this well like a few people have already like see me and they're like like shit like giving me a thumbs up I'm like fuck yeah but I'm like little dude

Do they know? And then I'll like stall out at the fucking next light. It's only happened a few times. But yeah, that's like my, that's my biggest worry besides crashing. Now when I, if I stall out now, if I saw out now, I'm like, what the hell?

I think I just stalled out. Like, it's, because driving is so natural to me now. I hope that's where I get. I'm sure it is. Does Mike still drive? He is a, you mean bike, ride? Why? I think his bike has gotten stolen like twice.

So he just, he hasn't really been able to ride. That's fuck. I think he might have kept his bike here. It might, I don't think it's down there. But he was like, he was like texting me in,

unless there's like some other garage or something. But he texted like me from Matt Craig's number and like they were talking about how Mike wants to like store his bike here or something for a little. it when he gets it so it doesn't get stolen immediately again or like that fucking sucks I'm worried about that because my bike's light enough for two people to just like run

up throw it in in a van or a truck and then it's just fucking gone you're just like advertising someone to steal your bike right now nah just my bike which is here is light enough my bike which is parked

if you just park and back in you can both lift it Maybe even by yourself. Have you ever seen people that'll, like, prank people with smart cars? No. I'm just trying to make sure they don't sting too bad. No, we're good. Prank people with smart cars.

Yeah, you can prank a person with smart car because four people could lift it. So if you get people in each corner, you can lift it, and then turn it sideways in a parking spot, and then drop it back down. Really? And then how do they get out? What? Because then it's in between two cars. Yo, do you think there will ever be a time where we, like, we'll mention something like that and then we watch it and then we watch it with, I think Joe Rogan does that. I think so.

What do you mean? Like we'll pull up that video and watch it. Yeah. I mean, maybe. Or would that just be too much work for Matt Craig? We'd have to have Matt here. And the thing about the flight gas is like, the flight gas, it used to be me that would set everything up. and then we take everything down

and then now it's like whenever we started doing it here Matt sets everything up and then leaves so like nobody's ever here with us when we do the flight cast because that's kind of like just how it started I feel like if we did the flight cast how we do the Optic podcast where there's like a script

and like a person that's like it just wouldn't work it'd be so weird I try to sometimes like a script or like topics can help I try to think of shit. Sometimes, like, I'll just walk

into this, like, I don't fucking know. That's how I walk into this every time. Like, today I walked in, I was like, I got a motorcycle, I went to Cavo. But I was like, I think the cod team's playing again. I think there's one more thing. That's so funny because I don't even think. And then like a meetup's coming up. I don't even think about it at all.

The Flycast, things just flow naturally. Like, I feel like we don't ever like, I don't know. I feel like we don't ever break. We'll never just like. We'll never be like, okay, so. I think, I think. I think people can kind of tell. I don't know.

It has nothing like too, because it's going to happen, but like nothing too weird to where we both just look at each and we're like, we're like, all right, you got to cut this part. All right,

let's cut this. I don't think that's ever happened on the flycast. That happens all the time on other podcasts where we're just like, uh, that's why Hector. Like we're just like, all right,

cut that. Hector in the Optic podcast, he just, just goes on the list. Yeah. He's like, uh, Logan Paul,

uh, beats, uh, you know, Jake Paul and then, oh yeah, that's crazy. He's like a great,

uh, podcast leader. I mean, yeah, he does stay. He's a good podcast host. Because sometimes I can tell he will, he has nothing to say,

but he'll like, pull something out of his ass. He'll just like, okay. And then he'll kind of just talk like this until he's sort of like, thinks of something. And then,

oh yeah. And then, Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then comes up with something. Yeah, like come up with something. That was a good impression, actually. It's a good impression. Dude, I need to see, speaking of changing the subject, I think I need to see a digestive doctor.

No, man, it's just, bro, I used to think I had stomach problems all the time, but it's just you eat shit. Is that the not, is that not the answer? That's not the issue. I've been eating good for like two and a half days now. Started that whole, like, diet. thing okay but what's the digestive problem here i feel like if i farted right now when did it start when the digestive problem start uh five four years ago

oh really no no no it's just i feel like i you just have to shit right now i just have to shit right yeah i just shut so you don't so you don't think there's a medical issue no well actually yeah I think because I went I went to the hospital or I went to the emergency room like two years ago because there was an air bubble in my stomach and then I had turns out I had like an ulcer in my stomach and I couldn't like fart very much I couldn't get air out and I went and then they gave me something that like helped and then I farted a lot and the they give you a something to drink or was it a pill? No, well, first of all, I was in so much pain.

They gave me morphine. And then they like, they like put a tube down my nose to try to like pump, to get the air out of my stomach. It was a weird, it was a whole weird thing. And then they couldn't get it down my nose because my nose was so bad at the time was before I got surgery. And so then they just like gave me something, I think they gave me like a pill or something. and I just waited it out

and I was actually going to take an ambulance to a digestive place but things started like getting better and then I started like actually being able to get air out of my stomach and so then they were like okay well things maybe it's just been like a flare up or something I think it's just

but ever since then every once in a while I'm like ooh I need to take some gas acts and in the back of my mind I'm like I hope it's not that the old surf from last time. I've always dealt with stomach issues, but I think it was, like,

I think it was all the stress and anxiety from, like, school, because I would stay up until, like, 3 a.m. Then I'd have to wake up at, like, 6.30 a.m. And, like, right before I go to sleep, I eat a big-ass meal, but, like, not sleeping. I'm, like, just fucking stress because I have no sleep. I fucking hate school. And so, like, one time I thought my appendix

was erupting. Dude, that's... And so I went to the ER or something, my mom took me. She was like, are you actually in pain? I'm like, yes, it fucking hurts. So we went to the doctor, got it, I don't know,

scanned or whatever the fuck. They said, like, yeah, it was pretty irritated and they could either remove it right then and there or, I don't know, just sort of deal with it. And I was like, okay, might as well get it removed.

So they gave me, like, these two bottles, because they had to clean my stomach out and they gave me like these two bottles to drink and it like you just have to chug them it tastes like shit it's like it's like drinking thick peptobisma but it makes you clear your whole stomach out like crazy shit

all liquids everything and then I got my appendix taking out I wonder if that's what like supermodels drink just on a daily basis sometimes I want to drink it just to fucking clear my stomach out because like sometimes it will like hurt or it's like you feel bloated or but you don't have to shit

and like sometimes I wish I had some of that magic laxative smoothie I wonder if I wonder if that that is bad for you it's probably horrible for you that's probably why just only doctors have it

just unnaturally shit everything out dude but I bet you I like I wonder what the secret I've always wondered what the secrets are to like Hollywood super I think they're just rich and they have people around them

that know what they're doing. They just like, they hire people that always know how to cook. And their plain ass, healthy meals are not plain or like tasteless. Like, yeah. They have chefs cooking them

some fire shit. But there's also probably some crazy shit that happens too. Yeah. Like, oh, there's probably so much I mean, plastic surgery. and shit of course.

Oh yeah. What do they call it when you? Tummy tuck. Tummy tucks. Oh yeah. People probably get like mini tummy tucks and lipos and all types of shit. Somebody's probably like, there's probably some people that have been like, I eat too much, like make it so I don't eat too much.

Like make it so I'm never hungry. I think there is something like that. I'm sure there is. Like they make your stomach smaller. Yeah. Well, that's definitely a thing. I think that's, is that liposuction? No, no, no.

No, no. liposuction is something else. Liposuction. That's another one of those. Or they just suck the fat off you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think there is something to make your stomach smaller. I feel like I'm like a...

I wonder what the Hollywood... The Hollywood fix is for like sweating. Because I like sweat so much. Yeah, that's weird. I want to get... I want to get... I'm like not a sweater. In fact, it's come up on my TikTok.

In yoga, though. It's come up on my TikTok. like for you paid or like you know like you get ads on tictock one of the sponsored ad is like here's a here's like a it's like a deodorant looking thing but it makes it so you don't sweat like it's a cure to sweat what i need to bathe in that shit but i'm like there's no way that works there's no way i can just yeah there's no way there's no way yeah i don't know what the fix you should because i'm not a sweater like even like in high school basketball

like my face just turns like crazy red but like I'm not really sweating but when I do hot yoga I sweat kind of crazy bro yeah and like I'll look at other people to my left and right and like they're not that sweaty and I'm like fucking how I'm not even a sweater

but yeah I want to see what you would look like in hot yoga I'm down to go just to just to see that just to see that imagine I like curious you because you just have so much that's probably what it is i'm hope that's probably what it is that's a fix i was i was hoping that like maybe once i start drinking more water and like eating better that i'll sweat less but i don't know if that's even a thing uh i mean it it definitely helped with sweating dude we were at uh the types of food you eat we were at lunch today and i had i was like sagging my uh shorts a little bit because whenever i go to sit down i like sag a lot so that it doesn't

like i have noticed that so it doesn't that i felt like that was just your swag no that's so that if i'm sweaty especially in my ass region it doesn't when i it doesn't have a spot when i sit up or when i stand up that's why i do that wow yeah that's crazy i've never i just always thought you were a sagger i saw when i because i feel like we all kind of sagged a little bit at the beginning of optic it was still kind of cool it was still kind of cool no like do you remember Do you remember when Censor won that phase tournament And he stood up and he had like an ass spot Or he had his ass sweat spot on his pants

And like everyone like made fun of him I didn't make fun of them. I didn't make fun of them I was like Were you already? The anxiety started then I was like oh no Really? Was it has it always been a thing though? Yeah yeah like even like your strats

Of like sagging your pants No that that's kind of new That that started like in the opposite I think it's gotten worse because I used to wear like khakis and shit but now I just wear black shirts and black pants and that's it

swim trunks I used to wear swim trunks That's crazy I don't know what it is That's what I'm saying like there's got to be a Hollywood thing I'm sure you've like Surgery or something I have actually yeah I googled it in college

It's like how do you like stop yourself from sweating so much like everywhere I'm sure there's someone listening That's like holy shit me too I'm sure there's a lot of people I've said it on stream a couple times I wonder what different strats they have Oh I when I googled it

So someone someone sweat so much under their armpits That they put like They they like I don't oh no no Someone sweat so much under their armpits They always had like anti press print At all times like in their backpack And so like if they felt it coming on

Like especially before meetings and stuff Then they would go and do that And then someone said that they sweat on their ass so much that they always put toilet paper in their ass like a, like a... I feel like I'd rather do a paper towel. I'm like, dude, what?

Dude, that would be so... Imagine how, imagine the potential... Imagine I see a fucking paper towel sticking out of your ass crack. I'd rather just be like, yeah, I was very sweaty. Like, imagine like something just happens. I stand up and a paper towel falls out of my pants. Like, no, no, no. And I remember, like, the form.

Post was like, I can't believe I'm telling people this, but the internet is anonymous, right? And now I'm sitting here like telling this story. Yeah, right? But I remember thinking like, okay, in high school, I was like, or in college, I was like, at least it's not that bad. Not yet. Yeah, man. I don't, I don't have those issues.

Do I have stuff? Trying to think if I have like any. Where you're just like thinking about it. You're like, fuck. Where like to me at this point it's like normal To where like you probably sag your pants And it's like just normal You don't even think about it

Yeah page pointed out and she was like Does it are you not like Does it not like it cold Like it because she could like see that my pants Were like sagging and I was like We were at yeah that's crazy I always just thought that was your style No

I always thought that was your style I was like hell yeah You still cool I mean if I said I could like sagging I only sag sitting down, not standing up and walking around. Is that your insecurity? I mean, if it was my insecurity,

I don't think I'd be talking about it. I mean, it may be. I'm insecure about it in, like, certain situations where I'm like, dude, one time at, I don't know if I've ever told you this story, Blake's wedding rehearsal. I was like, I think you might have told me this. Did I? Dude.

It was like something on the ride there. Dude, yes. Okay. Remind me. Okay, that's all I'd like, I know I've heard it. Okay. So we were, uh, I flew in for Blake's wedding rehearsal and, uh, I didn't have like really nice clothes and, and I didn't, because I didn't realize it was like a, I didn't

realize what wedding rehearsals were. Like you actually have to dress up and like, I thought you just show up and like rehearse. Like, I don't know if that's what we're doing. So he was like, oh, no, like I got some stuff for you. So like, we got like his clothes, his dad's clothes and like, like, we picked out some like nice button downs. And for some reason I picked out like this gray pants. And then George had like pants and stuff too that he put on.

And I thought it was like nice weather outside. So at this time did you not know like I can't wear gray? See, I don't I don't know. I think that was like this is like the transition period. This is like some of it. I like never again. Oh, I think this like scarred me. Dude.

And Blake has, Blake at the time had like a car with leather seats. and it's it's like it's like North Carolina so it's hot as hell outside and and on the way there I'm like I'm getting kind of hot and I'm like

huh I'm kind of sweating under my armpits and stuff I'm like I don't want to have like armpit sweat at his meeting all these people that I don't know and then I was like let me just and so I looked under

and dude there was already like a huge like from the front I could see it and I was like I love when you can see it the front. So I was like immediately like mortified because I'm about to go meet all of these people that Blake is. And if you can see it from the front, you know your ass looks fucking terrible. Imagine the back. It looks like I, it probably looked like I sat in like. Like you got pushed in a puddle. So I immediately like Blake, bro, we might have to turn around. And he was like, I'm not

turning around, dude. He was like, we're already five minutes late for my wedding rehearsal. And I was like, so I was like, I'm sorry I have to do this guys. But it's Blake and George. Luckily, he's Blake and George. If it was anybody else, I don't know what I would have done.

But I pulled my pants all the way down in the car and turned the AC on in the car as high as it would go. And it was the 30-minute drive. And we just drove there the whole way. And I just let it all, let me all air out, right in the front seat. And so it finally dried up.

I never sat down. I wore the pants the whole time. I'm surprised it even dry it up. Yeah. But it was like, what's funny is in my head, I thought you were going to say you stuck your ass out the window.

Like, if I told that story from like my shitty memory, I would have meant that would have been the story. That's how you would have done with it. I was like, what did he do? Did he, I think he stuck his ass up.

Put my ass out the window going down fucking the highway. And ever since then, you've just been like, this would never happen. I was like, No, it will literally never happen again. So are you ever sitting there even, well, I'm sure you are with like black pants on and you're like, I'm fucking soaked right now. But like luckily no one can tell.

Every day. Like when you're, wait, do you ever get off your streaming chair and it's just wet? I used to. Luckily I've like, dude, I will say like chairs with like office chairs like nets on them, like netted chairs. they like changed my, they changed my life. Dead ass changed my life. Because like it's hard with leather.

Just for people like me. They like, they're hella comfortable to sit in. But, you know, it is what it is. Yeah, I don't think I have any of those problems.

I'm sure, I mean, I'm sure there's hell of people. I'm sure there's people out there that have no, I mean, like you, you have no idea what I'm talking about. We used to talk about this

when we went to the gym. Yeah, not really. It's, I mean, it's fine when you're at the gym. It's like, all this guy's going on.

hard. Everybody's fucking sweating. They're like, oh, damn, look at his ass. But then when you're getting off an airplane, it's a little different. Speaking of a gym, dude, I haven't been, I've been like, low-key depressed again. I know. What does that have to do with the gym? Just because you haven't been going? Because I haven't been able to go because my fucking back. Like, I have to get an MRI because, like, something's actually fucked with my back. When did this happen? When in the start uh it's funny enough it started in well i guess it started in 10th grade i was so out of shape and in the beginning of the season of the season in the beginning of basketball season i like hurt my back and i think i was i was so out of shape because all i did was this was like when i'm going pro

basically so i'm not in shape at all like hurt my back then basically like sat out the rest of the season, like, didn't even, couldn't even really play, maybe, like, a little towards the end of the season. But that's when it started. Then it went away once I stopped playing basketball, and then in playing rehab volleyball. And I was in rehab last year.

Y'all were just going dumb hard. I was, like, I was the most athletic there. I felt so hard. And, like, even, like, the, even the fucking women were impressed. They're like, wow. Like, you're just like. Yeah, and I'm like, yeah, I used to be an athlete.

I know I'm a pro gamer I know it's a surprise but I used to be an athlete but yeah I was going like just stupid hard hurt my back in fucking rehab they I almost want to like sue them

because they did not take care of my back at all I would have to I'd have to remind them at least three four times to like just to get an ice pack and like I wasn't that close with like the nurses and stuff but some of the people who were

and like all of us are like sort of just starting to move again and everyone's sort of getting aches and pains some of them are getting like steroid shots and like I would ask for one they'd be like I don't know if we can do that uh like unless like someone's really gonna have to check you at like blah blah

blah and I'm like my fucking back is like the last like two weeks or something I feel like I was like I was waddling around they could barely walk they didn't do shit for me besides ice packs and i complained about it all the time some days i told them i was like i'm not doing anything my back hurts and they're like no you have to go i'm like no i don't like what are you going to do kick me out like i'm like i don't have to do anything technically and i know they're not going to kick me out because they're not going to get as much money from uh because of it yeah um but

yeah they didn't do shit for my back and then i got out back was still kind of hurting but I started exercising. It wasn't hurting me for a while. It was just like at times I'd feel like, ooh, I almost tweaked it. Like it'd be like that feeling like, yeah, I almost tweaked it, but like I'm all right. And then the more and more I kept getting into working out

and the harder I was going, started going from like my middle left back to like the bottom left back and now it's both my bottom back. And it's like, it's like kind of bad. Like it's like at a point now. where it's like I'm not like worried but I'm like something's fucked up here I have to like figure this out now before I before I get like arthritis in my back like I did my neck you know I have

arthritis in my neck from fucking taking I got arthritis in my neck from playing Hurstone for 54 hours straight yeah and now I don't think you know I didn't do that and then I just get arthritis but like I did that and then I woke up the next day and I'm like oh my God something's wrong with my fucking neck. So I just took more Addy and like kept playing. But then like eventually I'm like damn like always going like this like something's

fucked up I never did anything about it and then like years later I found out yeah you got arthritis now and it's like what can we do and they're like nothing. Like you're stuck with it. There's like no cure for arthritis. There's only like treatment to

lessen it. And like I've noticed since going hard with working out and like strengthening like my core and fucking everything uh like my neck definitely hurts less like i still find myself like going like this and like sort of like stretching it but it's fine so you feel like you can't work out because you're back and that's making you sad yeah because i was going hard i was going like so hard and like now even i did like i completely like fell out of my morning routine because my morning routine was like I'd wake up and then I'd just go straight to karma fitness which is who I went to Cabo with um that was pretty much every day so it's like

it turned into me waking up and it's like what am I gonna do and then I get my day let day started late and it's like I don't know I feel like it kind of just are you still eating clean um I was eating clean up until I went to Cabo which we'll get into Um, Cabo I didn't give a fuck. I was eating like pasta and shit, but I was drinking so much that like I really wasn't that hungry because I just had like, I'm like,

I even, I feel like I talked to you guys before I went to Cabo and I was like, I'm gonna try to not go hard. Like I'm at least saved myself. Like maybe go hard like one day, but like, no, it was right when I landed.

I'm at the airport bar. which is like you land in Cabo and there's bars outside the airport like you get your luggage and then you walk out to catch your ride and there's bars there

like outside it's actually pretty dope so like standing around for other people I was just fucking drinking and so you like know these you know these people

like pretty well or you just kind of like not really I knew I knew three I know the owner I know her husband

and I know the owner's sister kind of and then the rest I like may have met once or may have seen them in the gym once but yeah I was like it was such like a spontaneous trip yeah it sounds super

random was I was I talking about why I was hurt or just like being depressed or no I was eating healthy you were eating healthy besides in Cabo and then since getting back from Cabo because I drank so fucking much.

It's unreal. I was just like, I just didn't give a fuck. And I've been to eating McDonald's wing stop. And I'm like, no key, it's not too bad, but I feel like shit. And then like today I fasted all day and I've been drinking like hell of water.

I'm like, this is the day where I'm like, all right, let me. One foot in front of the other man, I did some pushups. I did some pull-ups. I'm like, let me get it. And I'm like started, I went and got my testosterone shot. I'm like, all right, let me get some fucking momentum back. But yeah, Cabo, let's see, day one, what I do day one? I don't think we, all right, so anyone that doesn't know I go to a gym called Karma Fitness,

they were doing like a gym retreat and I don't, I didn't really, I'm friends with like a decent amount of people that go there. But like the people I know weren't going to the trip. It was basically all couples, and then this guy, Bruno, that I've ruined with. But it was still, like, super fun. Like, day one, I think we landed. Everyone just, they were actually, like, fun. I thought they were going to be, like, drinking water and eating fruit. But they were, like, they were taking shots.

They're all super healthy. Immediately, yeah. Well, for the most part. Yeah. Some of, like, the husbands or boyfriend, you know, they don't really give a fuck. They're just there because their wife is. Yeah. healthy and goes to the gym.

But day when we get there, I think we, like, I think we all just drink immediately go to the pool. Man, it was, dude, pulling up to this place, it was, like, probably like 30 minutes from the airport. The next thing you know, it seems like you're in, like, the middle of the fucking desert. And then it's almost like you, like, pulling up to this, like, castle. And, like, your, your van pulls up, which is the Le Blanc Resort Van. which picked you up. They're in all white suits picking you up at the airport.

You pull up to this place and you're like, oh my God, there's just an entire staff just like sitting around waiting for your van specifically. And so you get off, they like immediately hand you like a cold towel to wipe off with. What? Dude, it's like

it's like some millionaire movie shit. But I mean, these are like, I think at least like a thousand dollar a night places. They may like check in. While they're checking in, they give you like a heated shoulder thing. They give you a

coconut, like a refreshing drink. They ask you, like if you want anything to drink, blah, blah, blah. There's a bar right here. And the crazy part is that everything there is free. It's like an all inclusive thing. Yeah, all inclusive. Like

everything, you just go to the bar, I want this drink. I mean, if you're asshole you like won't tip or like you know like at least throw them a lot of people would go like if you're going to the same bar for like an hour or two it's like at the end of the hour you'll throw them like five or ten bucks or like something like that um that's sort of how it worked but there was like so we get there we check in the room the room's like nothing the room's super nice um it wasn't anything crazy but like crazy view um Yeah, I think the first day

It was just pool and like a dinner The dinners are crazy There's like pizza places, pasta places Fucking all you can eat Like buffets Especially breakfast buffets Um Yeah just like anything

Like Chinese food and shit Or like the I don't know Asian culture food That's how the cruise was that I went on It's just all inclusive That's the crazy part It's wild The amount, that's what fucked me up.

Because you just get a drink. We went to the pool and it was like first day. I feel like I'm probably already like eight drinks in. And then we finally get to the pool. It's like a big ass infinity pool looking over the ocean. It's not like too crazy crowded. Basically everyone's. I felt like I was the only like me and my roommate were like the only single people there.

It was just couples. But inside the infinity pool there's like a swim up bar. and so I'm just fucking I'm just dude I'm so drunk just like day one just floating or like the pool I like got down to where the pool is just like above my shoulders and I'm just walking around like this with my drink just like barely above just drunk wearing like glasses just floating around the pool and so I just keep swimming up to the bar and it's like oh shot and it's like you don't have to just like you'll get like to 10 shots, tip of a couple bucks, something. So it's just, it's absolutely insane. And like when we're laying on the beach chairs or the whatever, like right by the pool, like waiters come like nonstop. It's like you can always just be like, hey, can we get like 10 shots?

Yeah. And like a few minutes later, you come, hey, can we get a cassidia? Yeah. It's fucking insane. I like felt bad. Yeah, that's how I felt on the crew. I'm like, I can't. I saw people abusing them.

But it's not really abusing them. It's like... They paid for it. Yeah, right? They paid for it. Yeah. The amount I spent, it's like, I'm sure I didn't eat and drink it. That much.

I don't know, actually. You might have drank that much. Yeah. $2,000 worth of liquor. Dude, it is so bad. Actually, maybe you might. You might. It depends on where...

Actually, not, because they get the bottles in, like, super bulk. Yeah. Super bulk. so like you're probably good but like by day one I was that's what I fucked myself all inclusive trips like that like cruise ships and like what you did they're just like supervised benders it's like you're just going and you're gonna be on a bender but like rich people around you yeah and everyone was everyone was drinking too like everyone was like yeah this is everyone had them like I don't give a fuck attitude yeah besides like the owner of our gym she was

still she's fucking shredded like she'd have like maybe or actually we would get shots and she'd be like cheers cheers and then she goes really tosses it over his shoulder and just like drinks water it's like the actually uh i so like pages pages sisters is um is the one that like i guess she like does this this diet thing and like she i think she might even work i don't yeah she like works for them or something she knows a lot about it and wait about what this like diet that that she's trying that page is trying to get like me informal to do um so she was like but her sister like does it all so she was like yeah just like my sister's going to call you and like run you through everything and so she did but she was like I know you guys are going to Austin this week and like you're going to want to drink so

if you want to start Monday then you can start Monday and I was like I don't really like drinking anyway and she was like, oh, okay. And she was like, if you do drink, just drink vodka. Or tequila. So vodka and tequila are the... I mean, it's all pretty much like 90 calories a shot. I think clear liquid is better for you than like a whiskey or rum or whatever. But yeah, it's like 90 calories a shot.

I don't know why that makes sense, but it makes sense. Like how that get dark. Yeah. What you all add in here? Oh, yeah. How does it taste so heavy? It tastes better, though, to drink, like, plain, like a whiskey. Like, I can, like, sip jack.

I can't sip tequila or vodka. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking gross. Yeah. But, like, yeah, putting it in a mixed drink. But, like, how do you put it in a mixed drink? You can't. You have to drink it straight.

And that's all I did all weekend. You drank tequila straight? Some, for a lot, like, shots. But, uh, no, a lot of times. time I would do a lot of shots and then I would do tequila water and then like two limes and two lemons or I would have them crush up watermelon and like pour fresh watermelon

and with like a shot of tequila and then add water and it tasted like shit but once you're drunk they go down it's like drinking water dude I'm 29 I've probably done 12 shots ever in my life really Yeah, I've never I've like never... I had 12 by the time I got to the resort.

I don't think I've like ever done shots. Like I just don't do shots like that. I did a shot. I enjoy shots because I have one purpose when I'm drinking. Yeah, to get fucking blackout. Yeah. I try not to though, man. I just, it's genetics.

I can drink a lot. It's genetics? It's genetics. I think it's genetics just how much I can drink. sure your mom appreciated that it's genetics to get black out on my dad's side that's what that's what we do here it's not a good thing though but like even tomorrow when we go to austin it's like i don't you're already thinking about drinking well no i just know we're gonna we're gonna do the meet up and then i think um we have like the whole day yeah i think g1 is doing like a party or

something that night and i think they might want us to go i don't know if it's gonna G1. G1, the E-sports org? Uh-huh. Oh. Huh. That Lewis Hamilton's thing? No.

I don't fucking know. I just know, like, some of their Halo team. So that's why they, like, they, like, hit me, and I think heck's up about it. I don't even know if we're going to do it. But, let's see. That was day one. Day two. Did you ever, like, go out and explore?

You just kind of, like, pool, drink? I did one day. They all went to, like, this. it might have been day it was either day two or day three but like basically they woke up and then they are left early to

visit like this fucking it's called a flora something it's like a flora garden where it's just like crazy flowers and plants and all this other shit I was like no I'm good yeah so instead I went by myself oh first day

I get there I'm like swimming to the bar literally just got in the water swim up to the bar to get like my first drink and a dude's like yo you're uh no he's like i can't remember but i know like you're in optic right and i was like yeah optic maniac he's like yes i fucking knew it see i told you he's like talking this right and i'm like yeah man it was crazy because that was the only person that like i guess recognized me and uh at least said something but like it was literally like the first person I pass in the pool like going to the bar

so the next day I meet up with while they go to this floor of shit uh I meet up with him at like the I guess like the crazy the where the young people go to fucking party like it's like not their sixth street but it's like basically it's like a spot like that downtown like a downtownish it's called like Mango deck it's pretty big like i arrive in the twerk office starting oh nice like there's like a big stage did you participate no oh damn they already they already picked their line up you were okay

yeah and it was all girls oh yeah so that's important um not interesting anymore no there's a so i'd laugh full up twerk context all girls so i had back to the hotel um No, but there's like literally walk in. It's like you're on a deck and you're like looking down at the beach, there's a stage, literally like eight girls twerking. How they pick the judge is just like who's going to, who, who's willing to pay the most to be the judge? And it's like someone has like 80 bucks on 150. And like he, they twerk on him.

And so I think someone, it got up to like 300 bucks. Yeah. And you were just. Yeah. I was like, $3.50, $350, $350. But they didn't hear me. Because I'm just slurring. 3B.

Hey, babe. So that was fun. Wait, who won the twerk contest? I don't know. None of them impressed me, though. There was like a nerdy, pretty cute. Like, we called her the librarian because we're all those horny asses are standing around, like, giving them nicknames. Like, and we called her the librarian.

She did like a split and I was like, okay. Like I thought she was the innocent one. Yeah. But yeah, none of them really impressed me. But I went there by myself to meet up with them, like him and his friends. I was only there probably for like two hours and then I had to come back because we had like a, it's not, I don't know what to call it. I guess a boat. It wasn't a cruise.

Like it's not on a cruise ship. but it's like a boat cruisy type of thing where it's like we're wearing a ferry or like a I don't know well it's like someone's driving it and you're you're not like oh but like you're cruising so you get you know exactly what I'm saying now but yeah that was super dope the boat the boat was nice

it's like we're like all wearing white like you know the captains fucking steering the boat and shit and everyone's just like having a good time. They have unlimited drinks, of course. Halfway through, I think I passed out on the fucking top of the boat. Just like, there's pictures. There's pictures of like all 12 of them. And then there's me.

Like, you can just see my dead body in the middle. In the middle. Not owning up anything. Just fucking passed out. And like the rest of them are just. And then I think I woke up. And I felt all right. Um, that was super fun.

That was actually really fun. There was like some crazy, some crazy views that you would not see anywhere around here. Um, it was that, that was kind of, that was one of the crazy parts was like, you get to see shit there that like I've never seen before. Like these like, great, because we're like out in the ocean. It's like these random ass, like big ass crazy rocks are just, I don't know. It was just like I've never seen anything like that before So it was just like interesting to see Yeah one of the stops in one of the stops when I went on that cruise in like 2016

Was in Mexico and there's like like pyramid there And we were like walking around and then there were like monkeys swinging in the trees really Like wild monkeys so they could they could like jump on you if they wanted And I was just thinking like wow like I live in I live in Inverness. You know what I was thinking. Like this is like real. This is real life.

Yeah. That's how I looked at it. Like I even tried to like truly enjoy it. Like I'd like took a moment to be like. Yeah. Instead of, you know, stumbling to the pool. Like I actually stopped. I'm like, look at this.

Wow. Wow. Like this is crazy. Like I had some like ACE TV shit. Like it's like thinking about the world and how crazy it is. How blessed I am. that I'm able to do this, that I'm even being able to witness this, that I'm part of this, that it is me and I am it.

And then you lost your optic chain. No, I didn't lose my optic chain. Fuck, man, I didn't even wear it today. I got to put it on and just never take it off. Do you sleep with it? No, I don't sleep. I don't sleep with the chains on. I just forgot.

I just took it off because I was wearing chains the whole fucking Cabo trip. Then I got back, took it off. And I just, I don't know. I haven't worn it yet. This is funny. You keep saying you keep saying you. keep saying you didn't lose it. No one's seen it yet.

But no one's seen it. I still haven't seen it. I'll bring it tomorrow. You're just making a new one. You're like, no, I didn't lose it. It gets here tomorrow. No, I swear I didn't lose it. You keep going back. You keep asking Bruce to borrow his.

Then I've wanted it for so long. I've wanted like, I just wanted a chain, like a real chain. But I ain't spending that much for that. Yeah. But if someone's willing, then I will accept and I will rock it once I remember. Once I find it. Once I go back to Cabo and get it. Like I've gotten tweets just because I know, I don't know, I didn't watch the videos. I don't know what the fuck he put in there.

Like me saying, no, I have it. Right, yeah. But like, yeah, people are tweeting me. Like, I'm probably getting like, you fucking lazy piece of shit. You didn't even deserve that chain anyway. It's so funny that shit doesn't really happen anymore. It doesn't. It was just that era.

Even Bose said that. Oh, they love Bose now. Yeah, right. Those are one podcast a week. and they're like dude Bose is so fucking great and I remember being like damn like what I'm glad you guys are

like nice now where the hell was this? Yeah that's where was this at the scum house that seems to be over with I mean it's just I don't know people the internet's funny and it's maybe like

I don't know I don't really respond to any of it because I'll see some shit every now and then yeah to where I'm like it'll like hit me for a second I'll like think of something I could respond with i'm like yeah that's pretty good i should get him but i just i literally don't even i don't respond i hardly even like look at my shit anymore yeah those don't really they don't really

get me anymore i just watch i just listen i just watch the or look at the comments now just to see if they like enjoyed the videos especially for like the ones we work hard on it like for the optic channel or for the tc channel i'm just like but then i'll see something like i still get the whole like his laugh is fake yeah i get all that god i would love this video if hitch wasn't in it is yeah yeah Can you get you talk less in the next one or something like that? Those don't really like affect me anymore. It was like if you don't, if you think I'm faking my laugh seven years in,

like I'm a great method actor at that point. I don't really care anymore. There's some where like I'll be like, okay, I was funny in that. Let me scroll down the comments. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I'll see like, Maniac is a clown for real. Clown face emoji. Like, and I'd be like, you're like, man. I like scroll,

stop at that for a second. Just keep scrolling. I need to get, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'll think about it for a few minutes. And you're like, then I'm like, wait a second. What about the 100 good comments above it? Like, damn, am I a clown for real clown face? Am I a clown for real clown face?

Oh, shit. Trying to think of some other ones that, I don't know. Or maniacs, just maniacs cringe as fuck, to be honest. I get dude I get that so much especially on the optic videos it's like if like it's if that's not in the video there's not an exeup there's not a loud person you have to have a loud person

I'm like I guess I'll do that and then I just look it's like damn Hitch is making content for six year olds I'm like who yeah there's sometimes where I mean Roger you and Roger and you know you guys know who

needs to be in a video of like what personalities like it can't be a like who wouldn't work like well there has to be a host are you talking about the podcast or just videos in general videos in general there has to be a host that host right now is either

myself or hector then there has to be a headliner which is Hector Seth or formal and then there has to be two really good other people that can bounce off of those two. So that's why it ends up being like myself, Hector, you, Bose, or me, you, Seth, you know, Damon or something like that.

Yeah, you guys know, there's a formula. Yeah, it's like, everyone has their own, like, personality and their own, like, I can't be a hax. I can't be a scump. Somebody, because... Sometimes I see, I have some sense. scump come out of me which which will be

wait what what a sentence sometimes some scum will come out of me to where I'm like damn I'm killing this shit yeah yeah yeah um I wonder if Seth even thinks like shit like that because Seth is like always

consistently funny yeah he's always funny consistent but I wonder if he ever like says something and then he's like damn that was funny or if he's just that's just like naturally he's like too aware to not know yeah like even when we did the his like person has i feel like i haven't seen seth come in and just be like like like a

fuck off kind of like he comes in like today like a not today kind of thing yeah sad this super personable too that's what makes him so like that's what makes him so special like for optic and in and call call duty in general because he he's such like he's the biggest by far it's not even i don't even think there's like a close besides like maybe crem clay like there's not anyone close to his level. Yeah, there's no one close. And not even close. And not even like half. Right. And his skill level, top top five ever.

And he's like that personable. Like you don't get that. Like you don't, you don't get that in other esports or even in sports in general. Like, got to think about Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan's not funny. Like he's just Jordan. Not at all. You know what I mean? It's crazy that it's not personal. I guess Michael Jordan's personality kind of worked with his killer like if Seth if Seth was like Michael Jordan it would still work just trying to think if like there's no one like Seth like no one's funny no one's good as fuck yeah I mean besides really just the funny part that's hard of me I think of maybe in like the entertainment industry there's people that make like really good music or really good movies and

they're also just happen to be hilarious that happens like a Jamie Fox yeah like yeah Jamie Fox is a really good one or like i mean i know jack harlowe's killing it right now and he doesn't make like comedy music but he's super funny and like that does doesn't happen in like competitions really trying to think of like funny competitive people that are considered they're on the bench yeah right they're on the bench they're on the bench doing the i mean i guess chato chosinko is a he's he's really funny that's that's t that's ts he's fourth right there oh jo really yeah we played uh We played at Miami. He came by and we used to play...

At Miami, he... No, sorry, Miami. CWL, Miami. He, I said he. He came by and we used to play at the scuff booth. We played people 3V3, but there was a fourth station. So he played in the fourth. And we would play people 4V4.

That's funny. And so, yeah, we were like, oh, that's TST's fourth right there. One time he came in my chat. And I was like, what the fuck? Dude, one time One time Castro In Chicago He apparently Ocho tweeted

tweeted like I'm in I'm in Chicago For a day who wants the hands in FIFA And Castro tweeted out of him Said you can come through And so Ocho Sinko went to his house And played him in FIFA On stream

You get shit on? Yeah Castro's actually like nice at FIFA Yeah Or is he just like He's like I think He's kind of like He would be like how, like a content creator, he's not a pro, he's not pro level.

He's like a Joe Will. But he's like, yeah, he's like really good at, he plays it all the time. So he's going to be better than, he's made FIFA his career. So he's going to be better than, you know, the average person. It's funny because I feel like sports games are not like, like they can't be hard. You press Y, hit a through ball. Press B, shoot. One of my.

Press A. pass it to Steph Curry press B shoot I feel like it can't be harder than that but I know I wonder what makes them good because one of my old teammates from 2007 turned into an NBA 2K

pro and like even like to this day I think he's like kind of he's known in the scene I don't know if he like competes anymore I think now he's sort of like he's just like a content

creator maybe Yeah. But yeah, I wonder what makes them good because in NBA they have different positions where it's like it'll be a 5 on 5. 5. But like someone's playing center, point guard, shooting guard. When Pam moved back to Canada,

he was living in the Toronto Rapids. Raptors, not Rapids. The Toronto, is the Rapids a hockey team? What did I get rapids from? It sounds good. The Toronto Raptors. I think they're the Maple Leafs. Yeah, they are the Maple Leafs.

Tom. The Raptors. He was living in the Raptors 2K house. All five of them used to live there, and they were sponsored by the Raptors. Crazy. And lived in Toronto. And Pam's just there. It competed, yeah.

And I think I'm fairly positive. That's right. But he definitely said he was going up there. Oh, no. My phone's charging. Speaking of Pam, he DM me a sound cloud link. And I think it's a beat. Should we play the beat?

I'm down to play the beat. Live. How long have we been doing this? Do we end with a PAM? I'm down to end with the PAM beat. An hour and four, I can see it. Okay. All right, so.

I'm down to end with a PAM beat. And then at the end, you can just be like, that was our outro music. Buddy, because we start and end on your beat. Are they both my beat? It's the same beat. Little lost boat. That shit was hard. Dude, what's crazy is like, that beat sounds so simple, but like, if you looked at how,

at the FL studio. At how many notes it took to make that, and then you, like, half speed it and like that, I don't know. How are you that, Pam? We're going to end on an absolute banger. at least I hope this is him passionate guys also while he looks for that beat

I know formal last week made a lot of jokes about TST and the webcam sizes and all that can you please stop coming in a chat and saying I thought the webcams were going to be equal Is that actually a thing like

it's yeah you got to be like all right and Blake and George like didn't know we did the podcast and so they came in and they keep in like so why do people keep asking about the webcam sizes and I'm like blame fucking formal first of all they are equal

on the internet screen you guys are each 33% all right here we go pam sent me a beat this shit's called MVP wait let me let me bring it back yeah hey sipping no in my car

yeah you know what's a man fuck hey hey hey you've been on your a-a shit lately hey all I listen to is New York York shit. Need to find me a New York bitch. What? Need to find me a New York trick.

Huh? Need to find me a New York Jit. Hey, come and sucky. Come and love it. Come and rubby. I mean, what kid? What the fuck? It's fucking public. Keep that private. Nah, dog. There's no denying.

I'm the flyers. Get a plane. I fly it private. I'm a- Drop the fucking beat, damn. Hey, hey, hey, hey. It dropped right after. Do we have any real music for the outro? Play my shit. Matt Craig.

By the way, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, Pam. You've gotten so good. We love you, but we miss you. Matt Craig, you better add this in there. Yeah, Cal.