The Flycast - SCUMP TRIED TO GET HIM KICKED FROM OpTic | The Flycast Ep. 54

Episode Date: October 10, 2022

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I don't understand. The thing is, like, if I tweeted out that I support Andrew Tate, like, everyone will hate me. Why, though? I don't get it. Like, even on this podcast, if I say this right now, if we started off by me saying, I support Andrew Tate. The comments. No matter what we talk, we could stop. I could stop right now.

We could talk about something else for an hour, but every comment is going to be about those 10 seconds that I just said. That's how I feel about Jordan Peterson I fucking love Jordan Peterson I love Jordan Peterson too But I don't understand how people don't I don't understand how I can see It has to do with like the

Because his I think he's I don't The thing is is when you watch Andrew Tate you don't watch all of his like trolley shit You watch his like men's mental I mean I've seen it all But

Well at least when it comes to Jordan Peterson I don't I only watch like the Helping Men mental health. What the fuck are other people watching? I mean, he's done a much, he's done a bunch of, like, political shit,

and they, he has, like, I don't know. The thing, I don't think people hate Andrew Tate as much as they hate the platform that he is, uh, he is pitching to younger audiences. Because yes, I think,

I think some of his, some of his thoughts are like you know like you gotta do this and this this and I don't want you to be sad I want you you know I want you if you are sad be depressed do this

don't just be sit there and be a sad fuck that is powerful but some of the other stuff he says even if he's joking he has a huge platform of people that are just like he he might not say himself women don't have rights and men are better than women

but like the audience they're going to interpret it that way and they're going to run with that. Yeah, the thing is it's like he has said time and time again that like he's in love with women. His favorite thing to do is spend time with women

and blah, blah, blah, blah. Like he supports women. There is something about, not against females, but like there is something there. I don't even know like how to word it, but there is some sort of and I think it says like primal nature of like him

sort of like I guess it's like almost like being above females. Yeah. But he sort of said time and time again that it's like it's not about that. It's about the traditional masculinity of like if it's just not the way the world works anymore. Right. But in a tribal fucking sense of living in the 1700s or whenever the fuck, when you have villages and shit. You have a mic right, Matt?

Yes, I do. Okay. It makes sense to me back in the days where it was like villages and like obviously the men are going to go out and hunt and the women do this and it's like they had their roles and they had to abide by their roles

or else both had to. Both had to abide by their, like if a man didn't want to go out and hunting shit like the other men would probably be like what the fuck? And then the females would be like well I don't want this type of fucking man

like he wants to be like sit in the house he's not going to go hunt is not going to provide for our children or whatever. Right. So it's like in that sense it makes sense. And I totally get it. Like abiding by the gender roles that the universe has constructed. And because he'll say like, you're going against God.

You're going against the universe. And for back then it like makes sense. But it's like this day and age, it's like it is sort of changing to where it's like women don't. I mean, I'm going to be honest. I'm definitely more attracted. to more feminine women who...

Feminine women. Feminine women. Who... I got to be careful with this one. Who want a man and want to sit in the kitchen and cook?

Is that what you're saying? I don't know how to get out. I don't know. I would never say something like that. I don't know how to get out of this one. It's like I want to have feminine woman, but it's like... How do I explain that

without it sounding fucked up? See, I need more time to think of this, or I'm going to dig myself. Welcome to episode 53 of the Flycast. I'm going to dig myself deep. Yeah. Episode 550. 500, 553 of Flycast. Today we're here in the hex quarters because we're lazy and don't want to go to the garage.

Yeah, we came here for process interviews. I mean, we're here in the hex quarters because we wanted you guys to see the trophies. Yeah, shots out to the Halo team. Congrats again. I know we said this last time, but it's like the trophy here. All these, I can't believe I built, like, I was really a part of this. Yeah, me too, yeah. Both of us, which one was yours?

You know, I got, well, I mean, to be honest, I put in a lot of effort to make the major one trophy. That counts. Which one's that? The green one. The big-ass green one. That's actually probably my favorite one. Thanks, man. Yeah, if you guys are just listening and not watching, we're sitting here in the HQ.

He turned off fucking big house. first time ever I have to put it on my phone I think this is our first flycast in the HQ sitting here all the trophies behind us all this shit that I fucking earned we used to do the we used to the fly cast in the HQ like way back oh my god yeah with our little shit table little shit table yeah if now that that shit table is right over there it's the with our signatures or like yeah I think my signature you're only your signature because I was gonna do a bunch of signatures but then yours is the only one that happened and then

and then that was it um hold up and i'm gonna cancel why my wire is it good you're good now better you're getting canceled yep you want us to just cut all of the republican that shit you said that's the fucking thing people know when they i think people know me dude i have the fucking biggest dick nose right now it's like i literally feel gunk going up my throat to the back of my nose It's like clogging it. Yeah. That sounds horrible, man. Like, I don't, you probably don't understand the struggle I'm going through right now.

I have no idea. Is that what you would feel? You would feel gunk, like. Is that what I would feel? Motherfucking, that's what I feel now. Really? The second. Every second of every day.

Like, you can't feel like air. No, I can't right now. But it's like, it's like a, it's not clean. I need a. Okay, well we're not gonna cut what I said because I think it's important It's important to watch Andrew Tate guys That's so important where it's watch it I could not be on a show with like arguing I could never be on a debate show No me neither I'm so I crumble I would start crying because like there's so many there's so many points

that I like they'd be like what about this I just cress it It happened in 7 1970 I'd be like I don't fucking know about that I can't even Why can't we just be friends? I can't even articulate what I want to fucking say about like me being a feminine woman. What does that mean? It means the my biggest turnoff is a woman that like. It means you don't need no man. What you're saying out of your mouth.

Don't need no man. She's loud. She argues. She's willing to get an argument. She'll get in your face. She'll fucking. Latina. I mean.

No, not really, because Latinas can be very submissive and like, though sort of like the poppy. Oh, shit. I don't see, I can't articulate it further than that. That's all you have to say. That's all you got to say. I know exactly what you mean. But that fucking says enough. Like, she'll just hit you with poppy.

He doesn't even have to explain. I don't even have to explain everyone gets what I fucking mean. I think, yeah, people might get it. People might get it. But one thing I do, I do kind of like, like a woman who I don't necessarily. want a woman who's home home all the time and like doesn't have her own shit going on doesn't have goals it's like not necessarily to say they're a bum but it's like I don't know it's like attractive to see a sort of intelligent woman with like some of her own goals some of but like

when it comes to like I don't know why you haven't been able to keep a girlfriend I don't know why it's always my decision I know that's what I'm saying I think maybe because you don't know what the fuck you want. I don't, man. That's what it's sounding like. I don't think about what you've just said in the last 45 seconds. I don't know what I just said. I'm trying, the thing is we started this off about like Andrew Tate

and it's like there's a lot of points I agree with, but it's like I just can't articulate it, man. Like I've said absolutely nothing in 10 minutes. We went from going from you supporting Andrew Tate to now you don't know what you want in a woman. and I think that pretty much. I definitely don't want multiple girlfriends. I can tell you that.

One is a... One is fucking true. One is odd enough. Yeah. One is a lot. Or maybe we're just not alpha, like Andrew Tate. I'm definitely the beta in my relationship. That's for sure.

Yeah, I probably am too. But it's not good. You know, I don't... You think you are, though? I don't think you are. I think you're so... You might be beta to the point you're alpha. And I think that's what...

I tell myself too. That's what I'd tell myself. Because right now, I am in a, too, I am a fucking, yeah, I'm talking to someone right now. You're talking to someone? It's going well. It is going well? It's going well. Good, good, good, good.

I have no complaint so far. I've met her twice and, or three, no, twice. The first time was for 20 minutes because you guys were supposed to be in a party and then. Well, we pulled up. Yeah. drunk yeah got an Uber went there for 30 20 30 yeah and then uh the good old pine park hits you hard sometimes and then we had to dip you all dipped so far it's going good though good man am i finally at a point now where I'm like because I'm not going to lie up in another relationships and it's

like other not that I'm interested in other girls but it's almost like uh grass maybe a green Not a grass greener, maybe some sort of like fantasy of like, because you do any girl you get with, it's like eventually you're going to sort of get used to them. Yeah. It's like that. The fantasy's kind of gone. And then I guess your mind starts maybe sort of fantasize. It's like that's why people will watch, maybe watch porn or it's just a male biological,

sexual sort of thing. It's not just male, by the way. Yeah. It's both. I don't want to admit that. Yeah, just so you know. females want to fuck other or have those fantasies about

some I mean everyone does there's a bunch of girls that have fantasies and then there's a bunch of girls that don't have fantasies a bunch of guys that have fantasies a bunch of guys that don't have fantasies I don't is there yeah for sure there are guys because right now I feel like I know I've I've had that in the past where it's not even like I mean it's just there

and I think it would be ignorant to not admit that that it's just a human fucking thing of like you're gonna find people which active, whatever. I saw a question on Reddit, on Ask Reddit, and I want to know your answer. How much money would you pay for a sheet of paper that lists every person that has ever

pleased themselves to the thought of you? How much would I pay? How much would you pay? I don't have that much, but I would definitely pay for it. Well, here's the thing. You would pay, you would pay for a sheet of paper? I mean, depends how much. Okay, would you pay $1,000?

Yeah. Okay, so what if you get that sheet of paper and there are names on there that you, that you can't get out of your head? Like dashy. That's one, but I was thinking more of like, yes, close coworkers or close friends that you didn't know swung that way, but also what if they're like fucking family members on there? Like, you know what I mean? Like, is there shit?

There might be shit on there you don't want to know. It just says mom. Nice. I could have thought of something better. I could have thought of something different than that. Fuck. I would pay for it, though. I think so.

I would more be, because I don't think there would be, I don't think there would be that many names that would, like, throw me off. I would definitely pay for it for sure. Yeah. And I would just, I, actually would?

I think I would Because it's different Because I don't have a lot of like Definitely would Yeah I think I would But Jesus I mean that's a That's a

Some of one of those names Could fuck you up though That's what I'm saying If you read it And that's 100% right 100% accurate You read it and you're like Because you're gonna see names

Where it's like Fuck you oh damn She's thinking about Right Damn what Right And that's gonna hype you up But it's almost like

YouTube comments You're gonna see that one thing one it just like hype you up hype you up great great yeah yeah then that you're gonna see that one name where it's like oh yeah no no way and then it just says e matt craig yeah you're like what and like i'd have to just duke it out with matt i've got to go do we continue the flycast for sure with matt i don't know i probably because then we could joke about it like damn that's probably over there thinking about us and that would be every episode he would have to he would have to edit every episode We would start off every episode with

Holy shit he was in here thinking about fucking us. All right, he's gone. We can focus that one. Yeah, actually I would hope Matt was on there. Just for that. Yo, Matt, you know what you should do? Because we got producer E. Matt Craig here today. What's up? Do you think he should go find questions like

that on Reddit? Is there like I'm going to start like saving him. Whenever I see him on TikTok or Reddit. Because that's a great question. That's a good question, right? I don't know how the fuck you would find questions like that, but I don't know, Matt, if you get bored over there or something fucking... I just...

I think that's a... It's a very thought-provoking question. I think everyone would do that. You think everyone would pay? Yeah. I don't think girls would pay. Girls, no. Girls would pay.

Girls would pay. Because girls know the answer. They're like... Girls would pay... Everyone wants to fuck me. But it's like, who wants to be the... Who's the fucking, like, yeah, no. They'd see, like, Uncle John.

Jesus. So now girls want it I fucking would though I wonder who would be in the minute Yeah I think I think a lot of dudes would But I don't think imagine you get to imagine you pay Thousand dollars to get the sheet of paper and there's no names on it See like or what if you get it and you're probably thinking damn like probably 50 people

Like 25 to 50 people and it's just every single person you've ever No like no that would or like just just your Anyone you've ever flirted with? It's just your ex-girlfriends and that's it. There's no, like, outlier. You just lost a thousand bucks. You just lost the thousand bucks for shit you already know. What if, like, you get in your ex-girlfriend's not even on there?

You're like, really? Like, there's a lot of, like, heartbreak in this question. A lot of potential heartbreak. Yeah, there's... But the curiosity. Because imagine you only get one opportunity. And you're like, this is your only opportunity in the next five minutes. You have to give me $1,000.

I'll give you the sheet of paper. or you don't. I'm doing it. I would have to... Because you would have to live with the regret of, like, well, who was on that paper? Like, I have no idea. Maybe I'd buy the piece of paper and then just put it somewhere.

I'd fold it up. I'd fold it up and put it somewhere. You wouldn't look at it. What the fuck's the point of... Until you're, like, for sure ready? Because then at least I would have it. At least I would have it. Until you know you're ready.

Yeah. No, I'd buy it. I'd have to. Just... I think it's just knowing that would be an option. Someone's like, I got it right here. Like, I can't leave that and be like, fuck, I could have... That's true.

I'd buy. I'd fucking, I'd figure it out. Yeah. You'd all of me, like, Matt, look, I have the proof right here. That's like, no, no, I was... You texted me. I swear, like, I just... No, it's just...

Your name popped up. No, that's... Your source is bad. Your paper. Your paper. Yeah, who's the fucking source for this? No, no, some fucking genie. Dude, whenever I do hypotheticals like that,

I don't know if it's just how crazy I am mentally, but part of me, like, has to remind myself that it's, like, fake. Like, that'll never happen. The amount of hypotheticals mean formal will fucking, especially maybe if, like, Pine Parks involved. Formal is a hypothetical king. Yeah, hypothetical king. Literally, he goes into the most made-up scenarios

where it'll be like, and he'll just randomly say it. Yeah. Like, yo, what if you were, like, we'll just be standing outside smoking a cigarette and be like, yo, what if we just sort of blast go off and you just see if like a nuke went off in the distance? And it's like barely reaching us. But it's like, wouldn't that be fucking, and like, you just fucking run inside. And it's like, like, where the fuck do you hot?

And there's like just something random fucking like that. That is. And I'm just like, wait, like, did I say something? How did the, where the fuck did this? Dude, he does that all the time. Just out of nowhere. Literally an hour later, we're still just making up hypothetical situation. Somehow, like, E. Matt Craig will get involved again.

Or then Roger comes out of nowhere. Always, always E. Matt Craig. Why didn't you go to TwitchCon? You're fucking famous on Twitch. No. No? No. You work for a little bit, right?

No. Nope. No. No. No, I mean, our run on Twitch wasn't fewer-based. It was sub-based because we had like a bunch of sugar datties for a little bit. Which was fucking great. I miss all you guys.

I miss all your sugar datties. The oil princes. Yeah, I miss them. But no, the thing is is they're still around. They just ran out of money. I'm just kidding. I wonder who, I'd be wondering that. Like, someone in my chat today, I only stream like two hours.

because, well, today I stream two hours. The other day I stream four. And I'm just saying, like, I'm, Jesus. What a grind. I can grind. I do the shit for real. I do the shit. But someone today, or I mean, just like all the time, like, you have those few people that it's like, damn, just gifted.

Dude. 300 subs this week. You don't even fucking understand. Yeah. I'm sure, especially when you were on that run, like, you had a few of those. Dude, if you go to, if you go. So I, I purposefully for this to. to keep myself grounded and to also be very

thankful and humble to our community because our community is insane. I don't change the leaderboards on, on like the top of the Twitch chat, you know, you can see the top gifter of all time or the top donated or top bit donator. So you can change those where it resets weekly if you want. But I, R's stays up there. Out of respect, it's like UMS. Dog. our

our boys go crazy hard what's like your number one gifted what's the number let me look right now what's the number let me look like an 18 hundred subs or something it is fucking god man this fucking gunk keeps coming up to the back of my

think it's because I drank yesterday for game day go Texans or something so my boy Daniel let's go Texas I learned this yesterday some fans came up to or this one group came up you are you opting maniac

We were at Backyard And I was like Yeah, I'm just here with my girlfriend Some of her friends They're fucking into this shit I don't really give a fuck They're like, just got like this

Hers and I was like Fuck you're at a law going to? Fuck yeah I don't know I don't really know Texas versus OU I think played yesterday Yeah

The Texas when? I think it was like 48 to nothing Yeah that's what I thought I thought they blew them out So I was just like sitting in there Like this And you're like yeah Anyway, what's the numbers?

So our third highest is Unreal. That's my boy. 3,369. That's our third place. Times five. Yeah. Equals. A lot.

A lot. Unreal. Love you, miss you. Prospect. I fucks with you too, Unreal. Prospect, uh, 3500. 3,500. That's my man's.

I'd love to me, they go. Number one is Daniel. And Daniel went on a fucking run. If I hear 5K, I'm going to be piss. 5782. 5782. See, now that guy, it's like, I wonder how much he makes. The crazy thing is, like, those are like, they're very, very good, like, good, genuinely good people.

Yeah. Like, it wasn't like, it sounds like I'm fucking sucking them off to. You are. That I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. But, like, those were during times where we were like, we, we, we. We only had like, well, we had like 1,300 viewers, but it was just like, like the COVID shit

was happening and, and like our sub-trains were just going fucking crazy. And, uh, you know, all the stimulus check stuff happened. And it was like, all right, it was just, it was just like a, uh, it was an unfortunate time in history. It was a fortunate time. But it was. Yeah. But it was just somehow a perfect storm for us, which is, you know, kind of fucked up.

Kind of feel guilty about it. but it is what it is. Um, but like you were saying, uh, no, I did not go to TwitchCon because I've been traveling like every weekend for the past fucking six months it feels like.

Yeah. And like I had nothing lined up at TwitchCon. So like I wasn't just going to go. Like if I, I, I think eventually I would like to go to Twitch to Twitch to TwitchCon. But I'd like to have something to do there. I went a few years ago.

We got to, we had a, bro, it was fun. We had an Airbnb. It was like me, Ace, Danny, Bella. What? Monster. Wait, what year was this? Monskir.

We had like a, it was during Fortnite. I'm guessing 27. 2018, probably. 2018. Had to be 2018. That is the most random bunch. That shit was fucking hilarious. No, that has to be.

That shit was so funny. It was one of those nights that, it was one of those laughs that I'll remember for, like, I don't know about the rest of my life. but there's like a few times in your life like I'll remember the first time I got high or not the first time I got high when I first started smoking I went to like New Jersey visited friends

but it was one of those laughs where it was so uncontrollably fucking funny for no fucking reason it was like 30, 45 minutes of straight laughter and like in our Airbnb and TwitchCon it was like 3, 4 a.m. or something I think we got back smoked

and we were like laying down in bed and like I think me and Ace were sharing a room I think the girls had a room on the couch downstairs or something but it was like I don't know what the fuck happened but I think me and Ace were talking about something

I just started laughing because I always do with Aaron and it was just one of those times where it was the fucking funny and I hear them start laughing downstairs because I'm laughing then they're yelling at me while I'm laughing it's making me laugh more but it was like top five laughs in my fucking life

What did Mosker ever do to you guys? What do you mean? Why don't I'll always pick on him? There's just some of those people. There's some of those people. And those are like my favorite sort of people. They really are. To where it's like for some reason we all kind of jab at him.

Yeah. But it's like we jab at it. If we didn't actually like him, like it'd be super fucked up to like, you know, that's like literally bullying and like that just wouldn't be a thing. But we're like genuinely fucking jabbing out. at him and we but we like genuinely like it yeah but it's like it's almost like he likes it it's almost like they know their position and they kind of enjoy it too it's like because they'll fight they'll sort of like fight back and argue back to a point but it's like yeah it's almost everyone knows that we're in this sort of like game i was jabby i was jabby like that to pomage for a long time

but then one time he was like yo i don't like like this anymore and i was like all right i was I was like, all right, I won't. I would say some shit, some shit like that too. I won't jab at you anymore. But. That's how I feel about errands sometimes. I'm like, we all, we always just sort of jab, ATV. We always sort of just jab at him. And it's like, I don't think he gives a fuck.

And it's like, I don't know what it is. Especially when I'm with like a sword or my old Halo teammates or people in the Halo community, there's just like, there's always one person that everyone just sort of like jabs at it. but it's so fucking funny. And I don't, I don't know. Yeah, there's a couple, like, there's like some viewers and, or people that just hang out in the Twitch chat,

that like you just get that relationship with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm like, oh, God, Tim Neax here. Yes, exactly. His name is, for one, Tim, which he got from the, I think in Fortnite, people would call Bot Tim's. Yeah, Tis. And then Neac.

And it's just, I don't know, there's just like some people, it's weird there's some people in your Twitch chat and I guess this goes back to like some of like the gifters and shit like that

and like people who it's like they know when to sort of like like I just switch to apex and like I know when I get on Halo because Halo's my game it's always been my community

even people that know I'm trash now it's like they'll still just watch because it's Halo and I'll see some of like the, I don't want to say lower tier pros or like the, some of the top ams, like, they'll be on my chat or whatever, I'll match it against them. They're saying GGs. I just get more viewers.

But I switch to Apex and like, I don't even look at my viewers because I don't want to see. And I don't really care. But I switch to Apex. It's more fun. It's fucking less stress. But it's like there's still people who, my streams have still been going pretty well for, like the three hours I'm putting it in. It's like there's still people who come through talk.

And it's like you can almost sort of feel their personality through their, just through texting through their fucking Twitch chat. But it's almost like, yeah, it's like you haven't met them, but it's like you can tell they're like, I don't know, you just kind of fuck with them. Yeah. Like this is a good person. It's like they kind of help you out, help you through like the perfect storm.

and it's like trust me man I know I just switched to apex I'm trash like I know this ain't even fucking I don't know why anyone's fucking watching me but it's like like out of all the people in Twitch like for some reason you guys are watching me

and it's like fuck yeah I love that shit I need the you need some of those people and it's like yeah I've had I've had some of those lately helping me out with the fucking apex switch did you Did you get any good at Apex during your fucking... Yeah, I got pretty decent.

It was the first... What did you guys get to? What rank? We all got... We all got Hyde Diamond. In 100 hours. And then after that, Blake and George... They were just like, fuck it, we're good at this shit now.

Blake and George hit Masters. Because I kind of stopped playing. But that's the same thing that's happening with Valerite right now. We played our 100 hours, and... we got to almost plat or i think we're all or i think we were all plat and now they're just climbing the ranks because like in georgia like natural sort of gamer nerds right yeah they're like they enjoy sort of grinding yeah i think my grind days are i enjoy grinding on stream i just can't grind off stream so it always gets to that point where like i see i feel like i i'll see

you i don't know if you're playing but sometimes i'll just see you in a doing something like playing something. Oh yeah. I don't know what it is sometimes, but... I like take like five minute breaks to play and if I do that I don't want to play like a Valorite match or like... So I'll just play like either... Yeah, I'll either play melee like smash

for like a few matches or I'll hop into like an old school cod game. But that's just... That's just like... Relax. Like I don't like really... I think my grinding days are just kind of like... My days are fucking...

gone. I enjoy doing it on stream with Blake and George. I really enjoy like the climbing the ranks and... I kind of enjoy Apex right now. It's a fun... No, Apex is so fun. First, like, few days, because I played a little bit, like, a few months ago and then I stopped for months.

Yep. And then stream for months, so it was probably like six plus months since I've even fucking played. But my first, like, two or three days playing again, I was like, I'm so fucking trash. Like, this is... Wasn't enjoying it at all. all like I'm I have to look at every single weapon I'm like what the fuck even attachments can I pick up like what gun should I use I don't know fuck this but now that I'm like actually getting better it's like actually kind of getting fun but it's like there's still I've lost I've said this I think of multiple fly cast but it's like I literally lost the I think it was Addy the way I'm just fucking being getting old and I think it's getting old not taking Addy it's like I've just fucking lost it I

I mean, I enjoy video games. I never play a video game offline. Don't care what video games playing coming out. Yeah, I enjoy video games. I just, I, the like, I've hit it. I, I get to that ceiling that you can get to just off of being naturally, like, hand-eye coordination or being naturally good at games. I hit that ceiling, and I don't ever go past. I, like, it's a, I struggle to go past that.

Yeah. Because I, and it's not because of skill. It's just because I don't care. Yeah. Like, I get to plat in Valerite. Just because you've been gaming so long, you understand what it takes. If you kill two people at A, you plan A. Just the rest are I'd be.

Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's- That's the plat area. That's the plat area. And that's where I like to be. But like the fucking, kill two people at A, throw a smoke down, bait the plan, then everybody rotates B, like that shit. It's like, it's cool, but I just don't really care about doing that.

Yeah. And the same in right or I think Rocket League is the best example because my in Rocket League I have a lot of fun. I'm high high diamond. I was champ at one point, but like in order to get past champ to Grand Champ into are you good fucking legs are stiff in order to get to those like high rankings in Rocket League you got to put you got to put in hours like hours practicing you got to practice wall flips and flip resets and dribbling the ball in your car and and and and. bouncing off the wall and I don't want to do all that. It's like what Fortnite turned into. I just want to go in and play fucking car soccer. That's what I want to do. And, um, I like rank. I like rank system.

And that's why I think I'll be a cod kid forever. Just because that's what's the most natural. In my opinion. Is Matt pulling up fucking. You pull up Reddit questions? Yeah. And then what you asked for? Yep.

There we go. Man. I knew we fucking needed you. We always hype you up whenever you. We always, We always give him his flowers. Every time he leaves like us, we always say like, thank you so much.

Thank you so much, man. We're blessed to have this man in our life. Right. Yeah, I'm over the fucking getting good. I just know, I just don't. I just know the quality of players that are out there. And it's like that, it's not me. I can't.

Yeah. It's like knowing there's NBA player. It's like watching the NBA and then going playing, myself it's like yeah well it's I'm just not see but that's different too it's like I used to be in the NBA back in 1970 and like now it's just a

it's just a different level it's just imagine wanting to go play pickup basketball or just going to shoot around and every court that you go to are like college level basketball college level or like the YouTube basketball is life channels and it's like I just kind of want to shoot right I just want to shoot

maybe and like if you played in those skins it's like this ain't even fun no one's passing me the ball like I don't really belong and I don't care and I don't care enough to like I'm not gonna go practice right that's how exactly you guys are gonna go leave

I'm not gonna be here shooting in the gym I'm not practicing my free throws like absolutely not I'm gonna go home eat and chill because I'm fucking 31 and I'm old and I don't give a fuck no more that's how I mean that's how I am But I do still very much enjoy video games.

And like if we, if we do a grind on stream, I am all, I'm, I will lead to charge. I fucking love it. I love the hundred hours. I'm not going to lie, I'm jealous of your. Do you ever sit there and be like, thank God I got Blake and George. Yes. Because sometimes I sit there and it's like, I, I feel I've always been like a solo streamer. And I kind of prefer that because it's like, once I get in.

to even back in the day when I was like more popular of a streamer and it's like some maybe randomly played with like a courage or fucking I don't know just some other streamer like proper scissors or whoever it's like if I don't know it just becomes it's just is different it's like they're talking to their stream I'm trying to talk to mine but then they're talking the same game and it's like it kind of just throws off my style streaming I'm super blessed to be able to do this with Blake and George and I'm grateful that you know because I can get up and go to the bathroom and they're still entertained you know for the you can order food and just right exactly we we take turns and and I love that aspect of it and that's that's something that like

because I I streamed for a little bit before TST so I don't think like sometimes I don't think Blake and George like understand that like when you're in the bathroom on a solo stream the whole time you're in the bathroom you're like damn people are leaving bro when my stream was popping off last year like when I or wasn't last fuck Jesus Christ what year is it but when my stream was popping off last year I would go to the bathroom and literally run run down the hallway yeah yeah and run back yeah it's like bro every just run down the whole I know I'm saving 25 50 viewers exactly yeah and yeah and so like I love that part I mean there's there's always a part of me that's like damn like what if I had

tried you know streaming solo like what would that have been? like but like that doesn't well i think the best thing is like you guys have this sort of like not business but like a goal or like like i'm sure you guys have talked about like yo we're gonna do this tonight uh you know we need to say a stream sucks or something like i'm sure you guys like talk about your streams and like what you guys need to do oh absolutely and that's why how that's helped with how successful you guys have become but it's like that's definitely I think that's what I think that's kind of what I miss about like competing. It's like there's like some camaraderie.

Yeah. It's like a few people with the same goal. How can we do this? Yeah. Everyone's on the same page. It's not like I'm sure Blake and George have something. Blake with his photography or something. But it's like you guys are still like on the same team.

Yeah. And it's like there's like a goal to be met. How can we're all in this together? It's like. Yeah. It's a lot of it's a lot of I mean it's a lot of fun and it's a it's it's a definitely a unique way of doing it I don't think a lot of people would be able to do it no I think it'd fuck up Friendship it would for sure fuck up a lot of friendship it's like we've been we the only reason TST

I said this a hundred times the only reason TST is a thing is because we were friends when we had nothing like Like dead ass we were we've seen all all three of us have seen each other at our lowest points I And we, you know, went to the same high school. We all competed with each other on other teams, like on soccer teams. And, you know, we, they used to visit me. And they used to visit me at Walgreens and we'd go to lunch on my lunch break together. Like, shit, like, that's how real. And even they, they would visit you when you fucking moved into the scuff house before you guys were TSC.

Yeah, those are like, those are like, many would try to record me and fucking. Yeah. And you would say, you know, he's a snake. Yeah, I don't think we've talked about, or I don't think we've mentioned that for a while. But, yeah, there was a point where Blake visited Hitch. And he had a camera. What the fuck did he have a camera for? Because I used to vlog every day back then.

Oh, so he just, like, had. Yeah, he was just vlogging. Just sorting your, okay. I didn't know if he, like, had it for his photographs or something. But, yeah, Hitch was like, this was my crackhead days. I was probably up for a day or two. On the Canon 5D, you would press, you would press, you would turn the camera on and it would go, and then the camera would turn on and it would go, ch. So you heard that.

You heard that. Well, I think, what's the sound when it turns off? Is it? It makes like the click, but you can hear the lens clicking on both. That's pretty accurate, right? Yeah, that was all. That was good. Okay.

But yeah. Blake visits Scuff House. I guess you were vlogging He's in the backseat with your camera or something I think he was just like Filming the I don't know fucking B-roll Jesus Christ

I almost forgot the fucking turn for it Or just something Or like the conversation I don't know fucking something in the back Because we were laughing really hard So we were trying to get that on camera The audio of our laugh But this was like I was like

I was just I think I was on a bunch of Addy I was always paranoid and anxious We were laughing because we were shit talking someone Yeah and we were Well it was like we were shit talking but it was just like it wasn't like a shit talking like we don't like

it was just like one of those moments one of those like guy moments yeah just one of those moments where you're like randomly saying some shit about this person yeah but I like said something and then we like ha ha ha it kind of goes quiet first thing and then he's just I was like

and in my head I'm like of course I'm just like oh and Addy overthinking fucking everything everything is just going through my head and like a hundred miles spent an hour The worst part. And I'm like, was he just recording all that? Dude, the worst part?

And I was like, why the fuck would he be in my head? And we're just sitting there in the front. No one's saying anything, but in my head, I'm thinking all of this, like, why the fuck would he be recording? Like, did he just? Is he blackmailing? No. I don't fucking. And then now it's like, I look back and I'm like, what the fuck?

But it's like, I even have those thoughts sometimes about like other shit, but it's just like, I have this. I like, how the fuck would I even have that thought? The worst part of that is you told Seth before you told. me so I heard it from Seth and he was like I heard your friends a snake I heard your friends a snake and I was like who are you talking about and of course Seth would hear me say that and be like

dude you got he's got to go that's how Seth is and I was like you're talking about Blake he was like yeah like apparently he was recording you guys talking shit about someone and I was like what I just remember being like so taking a back

and I texted you I was like yo trust me you have nothing to worry about. You were like, are you sure, man? It's like almost embarrassing fucking thinking. It's like even now though, fucking, I mean, back then I was just, I was way more anxious on edge and I'm fucking, I don't know. Just cracked out fucking idiot. But I think even now it's like there's sometimes where it's like my brain will literally just make up scenarios where it's like I'm going to fucking war with someone.

It's just like, well, they want to do this. They're going to do that. They're probably doing this. If they do that, they're with this person. I'm fucking saying this probably. Like, they're all probably fucking saying this. And it's just like, that's just not the fucking case at all. But my brain just fucking makes up.

It just starts making up shit. It is. Adriana broke her back at TwitchCon. In case we didn't. Is that popular? Should we throw... What's her name? Adriana Chechich.

Porn star, right? Let's bring up one of her clips. Come on. Is she a good one? Leave in the comments below. I don't know if she's... But yeah, I had never heard of her. And she broke her back because the...

The pit? Which is fucking weird. I saw that clip and that's not a feel good. Bro, I hate watching people get hurt. Yeah. I hate it. I can't watch a broken arm. Excuse me.

I can't watch it. And you know she... Dude. And you know she's like laughing. She's like, ah, damn. She just broke her back, bro. What the fuck is wrong with this stupid fucking pit? Ooh.

Dude. Oh. Oh, that hurts. No, dude, I don't want to watch it. I can't watch it. Dude. Is she going to sue? Can they get sued for that?

Can they get sued for providing a ball pit that is two inches big at a convention where streamers are jumping into it? I'm not sure if they can or not. But, I mean, it's not really a ball pit. It was just kind of like it's a foam pit. The whole point of the pit is to jump in it. It looked like it was two centimeters tall. It looked like there was a phone. Well, it looks like you could just dive in it fucking.

Dude, imagine somebody dies in head first. Yeah, what the fuck? The broken neck. What the hell are they thinking? Dude, she went nowhere. That's what I'm saying. It literally, like, she just dive-bombed onto the, onto this, on the concrete. Yeah.

Oh, man. To break your fucking back? That hurts, man. Well, I broke my back in two places, and I'm getting surgery. And I'm, uh, put a meter rod in for support today. Also, fuck all the guys. When it rains, it pours, and I'm definitely feeling the rain right now. Bro, also, can I say this?

Fuck all the guys making the fucking break your back joke. I was, yeah, fuck them. I wasn't thinking that I'm sure that I'm sure there's I remember I saw this clip like before we started this and that was the first thing that came to my head but I'm also a simpleton mentally

yes yeah that fucking sucks okay you can think the joke I don't think the joke but like fucking making the joke the girl just broke her back in two places is getting a metal rod in her cert and her like I just fuck that am I crazy

for thinking that's really fucked up I mean yeah I mean that's like everything I fucking see on Twitter though it's like it was actually typing this it's like obviously you're gonna think it but it's like if the fuck's actually sitting there typing it with your anime avie it's just dude I feel like now anytime any can see I feel like it used to be like if something fucked up would happen only comedians would make the the jokes the like well then it actually then it like actually kind of be funny though right but now Nowadays, it's like, oh, the queen died, let me guess what Twitter's, the Twitter is all queen jokes.

Yeah. It's just, I just don't know. Maybe I'm just an old guy yelling at the, at the, at the, at the sky nowadays. I wonder what day that was. I had fucking, that were on your weekend, huh? What? Breaking your back. Oh, I thought you meant the queen dying.

I'm surprised that was their first. No, that sucks, bro. Their first injury? Their first injury. Yeah, it looked like anyone who jumped in. there is probably like it looks like you would see that from the side and be like yeah and just randomly fucking run imagine she imagine she'd land it on her foot imagine she tried to jump in like pencil dive in yeah her her or her or just like dive dive in snap she's dead snap her fucking neck

that's fucking crazy oh anyway yeah so uh if you're throwing a convention and you have a foam pit there make sure the pit part is is important the pit part of a foam pit is important you can't just have the foam yeah you have to have the whole yeah I guess that kind of makes sense foam pit yeah that's like having like a shot it was just that was a shallow end of a pool basically that was less than that that was a kiddie pool that was a pool but like that's there's just it's like a foot pool now my one foot I feel like my my ass bone is hurting um we are going to before this I think we said it earlier did some process interviews HALA worlds hey the world two weeks I'm also Seattle's, we're rolling deep.

Yeah, we are rolling super deep. I'm really excited about it. I think set's going, shots he's going. You better fucking go. No, I think he's doing his own watch party there. Oh, really? Yeah, he's doing like, like, the HCS is hooking him up. Oh, shit.

So, yeah, that's going to be a lot of fun. I also am throwing my tournament charity thing this weekend, this coming weekend. What exactly? I know it's, um, smash. Yeah, so the first day, it's like a, yeah, what? Dude, I haven't slept in the past. Wait, so you're throwing, you're like basically conducting a tournament. Like, you're, your Sundance right now.

It's more of like a whole event. So like. Your Sundance, like you got gears, halo, God. Yeah. Dead ass. I've got smash, a smash tournament with a stream, Cod tournament with a stream, and then the mainstream. So it's like, it's, it's pretty,

fucking... Wait, smash with a stream, cod with a stream, and then... And then the main stream. What's the mainstream? So the mainstream, like we open it up.

We're, uh, you know, talking, uh, like Blake and George and I are talking about like the day and then we start with winners round one of, of, of Cods. So that's going to be the, the first like two hours.

And then after that we, um, uh, we start this like, these two guys are speed racing, uh, Pokemon crystal. So they're going to play like an old school Pokemon game.

And then we're going to go on. stage and open up a pack or open up a box of Pokemon cards like we did over here are you y'all you were you were you here when we did that yeah okay um we do that then after that uh it's the smash so there's a there's a couple smash matches so while you guys are like opening up Pokemon's and cards these two people or on the side just fucking racing Pokemon crystal yeah so they're playing from home so on the on the main stage there'll be the Pokemon crystal speed race uh on the on the side monitors and then we'll be on the main monitor like her you know screen um but like while we're doing this like the cod teams the cod matches are going on and the smash matches are what exactly what exactly is going on

because someone in my chat today was like i think state said something about like you go into hitches event bo's and killer coming back going to be crazy what what the fuck's that yeah so the the the blackups two tournament is a four team tournament with like up suit turn old school yeah on xbox 360. Oh shit. It's the first like spectated 360 tournament in eight years. Damn. So it's gonna be fun.

And who's it? Who's Boz Killer? Bose Killa. Bowskilla Methods and Clayster are in. Really? What the fuck? Big timers playing on main stage for the first time. Oh shit.

He's playing with scump, pristine and arsities. And then Rambo's playing. That's gonna be a good squad. Rambo's playing with. Actually, I don't know. You never fucking remember. Rambo's playing with karma. And they're playing with Merck and

Temp. They're going to win. And J-CAP. I'm gone and now that team wins. Wait, let me hear this last scene. Jay Cap and Envoy are playing with Akes and Crimsex. Damn. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun. I mean, it's, and then also like the smash side of things, we invited eight players and we invited eight at the top, like 15 players in the world, and they all said, yeah, and they're coming. So it's definitely gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be a lot of, and then on Sunday is like,

top 16 for smash Mango? No, it's his son's birthday that weekend I know I was like he's gonna have more

Yeah like how old is he He's not even conscious Does he conscious to remember this? Yeah Oh shit Like come on Mango Like Priorities

Jeez Priorities You're gonna go to your son's birthday party And not Another smash event 4179th Smash tour Yeah, so Sunday is going to be top 16 for Smash and then Losers Finals and Grand Finals of

How many Smash Fires? So we invited eight and there's oh wait, isn't it an open? Yeah, it's an open. So we invited eight and then the other eight qualify through an open bracket and there's like a there's like probably going to be like a hundred people that are qualified that are playing in that. Damn, you're nervous? I'm fucking, dude, I haven't slept in the past week and a half without a. a nightmare about it. Dead ass.

I'm not even joking. Do you actually dream about it? Every day. Every single note. Like, what? Every single day. Do you have an example that you could give out? Yeah.

Last night. We'll go with the most recent. Last night, I had a dream that I went up on stage and it was a huge production, which is not the, I mean, it's all like, it's all a dream shit. So like, it was, there was a huge, like,

like, curtain that opened. And when the curtain opened, I went out and I was like, are you ready? And there was no one out there. That's, those are the kind of dreams I've been having for two weeks.

I am not lying at all. Dead ass. I think there's a lot of, I mean, dreams are crazy. There's a lot of moving parts for this tournament. My dreams lately,

recently getting, getting a girl, have all been bad. I heard cheating on you and shit. That's how it goes. It's fucked up shit. That's how it goes. For some fucking reason.

Nah, it'll go well, man. Fuck them dreams. It'll go well. I am super excited. And regardless of however it goes, I think it'll be a good starting point to hopefully make the offseason like an annual thing. Because I think the basis of it. Oh, yeah. The basis of it is like.

Fun off season. It's pretty. Like all Star Weekend. Yeah, the off season. And it's all retro stuff. Imagine. You started an all-star weekend? I would love to.

That would be my favorite thing. CDL. Challenges and shit somehow. CDL. If you want to throw an All-Star weekend or if you want to throw a World Cup for the CDL, please,

I will do everything for free. Please. Please hit me up. I wonder what there could be, though. What would make an All-Star weekend for, like, CDL or... There's a lot of shit you could do. You can do... But, I mean, like, All-Star weekend for NBA

is three-point content. Yeah. Dribble. What the fuck is it? Like a dribbling fucking... Like a training thing. Something. Like an obstacle course.

All-Star match. Yeah. I think you'd figure it out. Oh, dude, it would be so much fun. Yeah. And All-Star. I could see that. I could literally see you doing that.

Like... It's coming. I don't know. I'd be able to figure out a day's worth of shit. I mean, it'd be so simple. But I think the better idea for Cod is a... isn't is a world cup i think you could do a an annual or even a every two-year thing where you get you have you have a you a u.s.a team uh would you know yeah i think i think it would

isn't the best just straight up USA i mean a can a Canadian team would be a seam dashy illy and And there's another Canadian as well. I can't remember off the top of my head. But that's an insane squad. But I feel like there'd only be two. Their European team would be good. I mean, regardless, like, it would be, it would be for entertainment. So you would have...

Who would be on the U.S. team? I don't know. Wait, would Shotsie? How does World Cup go? So the World Cup, for people that... Is it where you're born? The people that are... You can choose.

So if you're Mexican-American, you get to choose. choose if you play for America or if you play for Mexico, which would be the case in this as well. I think isn't Shotsie half Mexican? Mexican? I think he's half Mexican. I think so he would have the choice as well. And so you can, if you have Shotsie surrounded by a... So what if I wanted to play for Ireland?

You couldn't. I don't know. I don't know how it works. I don't know how the World Cup works. But all I'm saying is I think a World Cup because apparently they did it in Overwatch It was one of Overwatch's most

Like successful Ventures And then they stopped doing it And I would love I just think that would be so much fun I really do Are these questions for a Patreon That we started

What is something ancient What are something I like The question I like the most is What is something ancient That only an internet veteran can remember. What is something ancient? What was the question we had earlier?

Because this is where this is where we got this from. The sheet of paper jacking off thing? Yeah. What was that question? How much would you pay for a sheet of paper or a list of everyone who's pleasure themselves to you? Yeah, what the fuck? I don't know, fuck does anyone even fucking think of that.

Okay. What is something ancient that only an internet veteran? because we only uh or i was talking about the it she's like no we're fucking we're good at fucking rambling about whatever i was like dude i don't i'm not gonna like i got fucking nothing today like we talked about halo god's not over with i think the flycass is a lot easier i can just talk about whatever for the flyer than like the optic podcast yeah the optic podcast is like i feel like that's easier because there's four people but sometimes there's like you can sort of tell when that's why I would

not want to host because like you can sort of tell when like someone people just got nothing. Yeah. I think I think the Optic podcast personally relies too heavy on this shit. On this?

Yes. Yeah. I think so too. Hex will fly through the topics and then we get through all the bottom of the topic and he's like, now what? I'm like, don't think just talk. You guys have to say. I mean, sometimes it's just like you can it'll be those moments.

where it's just like people got nothing. People just got nothing. And it's like usually like last, I think last podcast fucking, I just know in the back of my head, I was like this censor noddy of shit. Like, but it was something I was like, I was like for one, this is gonna be a good thumbnail title. It's something to talk about and it's kind of pissing me off.

So it's like where I'm gonna talk about that today, but it was like, today it's just like, what the... Before we started this, I was just like, what the fuck? Like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't got nothing. But what is something that only an ancient, what is something ancient that only an internet veteran would remember?

I don't know. Have you ever, do you remember the, meat spin? Meetspin. Oh, damn, you went way, you went way back. That's like 2007. You went way back. I was thinking the like, do you remember the Reddit we did it thing? Reddit?

It's called Reddit, we did it. I was never a big Reddit guy. What was the Reddit guy? Was that the Boston? bombing? I think it was the Boston Marathon. I went through, I would, there's a whole conspiracy about the Boston bombing shit. Well, regardless, hold on before you do that.

Okay. So the, the Boston bombing, the Boston Marathon bombing, we did it, Reddit. So Reddit, they found a picture, or they went through all the pictures of the bombings, and they found the guy who did it. People on Reddit. they found the dude who bombed the Boston Marathon and so they flooded his Instagram well Instagram wasn't around yet

they flooded his social medias and they were like oh my god we found him we did it reddit we did it before the cops or anything it wasn't the right guy oh really did the wrong person Reddit fuck reddit fucked up fucked up, but they made a post called We Did It Reddit. Oh, this is in

2012. And you know when it gets this big, it's like, like, I saw it and I was like, oh shit, what, was this guy? Yeah. And it's, it's what, that was that guy on the left? I have that right, right? Matt. I'm fairly positive, that's correct. So they thought they found

the, how the fuck did they think they found him? Right. Boston Bombers, some Reddit sleuth thought it would be good to help find the bomber. People need Yeah, people who were accusing a man who ended up being innocent and later found this. Yeah, he killed himself. What?

Yeah. So they found who it was and he had been missing for months and the guy looked similar to the Boston bomber. And they were like, this is the guy. He went to this high school. And then they flooded his account. And he just so happened to disappear after the Boston. No, he had disappeared two months beforehand. So they were like, he disappeared, locked himself up to prep for the Boston bombing.

And that's what happened. But really, they found his, like, body later. Oh, shit. And, yeah, he had been, he had committed suicide. So. And, but the thing is, is, they made a, they made a thread. So it said, like, we did it. We found him.

I don't understand. How did they think, excuse me. How did they think they found him? Because 2012 is like, it's not new, that's not new internet, but that's new enough to where, Every you can find some people can find someone I understand how they No, I'm actually still lost They just thought they thought that the because the people were basically like live tweeting the event Live tweeting about the Boston bombing it was like the one of the first times that I had ever seen something like that

Or like well information was coming in before the media could provide it And I think that was one of the biggest things is like So the Boston bomber kind of looked like that guy kind of looked like that guy. I looked like that guy People saw. So someone who went to high school with that guy was like, this guy looks like this guy. And he's been missing? They found out he's been missing for two months. And, you know, they started doing deep dives.

And they were like, oh, my God, this is. Like, say he had one thing that was like, you know, I'm from Boston and I hate something. He tweeted that. And they were like, oh, why would he tweet that? He tweeted that because he wanted to bomb it. When in reality, it was just two other guys. That shit was fucking. What the fuck else?

What is something ancient that on the internet? What else besides some meat spin? Twitch plays Pokemon? We didn't read it. Twitch Play's Pokemon. Twitch Play's Pokemon was fucking. But that wasn't that old. That was like seven years ago or something.

That was like 2014. What is something? Internet better. Am I an internet vet? Hi. I mean, MySpace. Do you remember copy and pasting MySpace? Copyate friends, of course.

But do you remember like copy and pasting like the HTML fucking shit so you would have your own background? HDD so like so you would go to your bio in in my space and it would say your background and you would paste you would copy something from a different website and paste it into this like chat box and it would change your whole background so when people go to it sounds familiar so when people go to your page i remember one time i made mine Starbucks because i had recently discovered coffee and so the whole you would click on davis edward Imagine you invested in Starbucks back then just because you liked it? Yeah, they weren't already a billion dollar business in 2006.

Yeah, but still. I bet they're fucking massive compared to back then. Probably. But so you click on... I do remember something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You click on your profile and play music. I feel like I would change mine all the fucking time.

Yeah, I changed it all the time. Yeah. Because you do it for two days and you get bored of it. But I liked... I low-key think that the generation now... I kind of feel sad for them that they never got to experience. They never got to experience MySpace. Because I think all social medias now are so clean that like it took away the soul that once was MySpace.

Do you remember? Am I crazy for saying? Matt, am I crazy for saying that? Did you have MySpace? You did? See, like when Facebook came out, I was like, Facebook looks like a clean. It looks like a clean. website yeah when my space was out it was like yo this is like i must don't really remember my

space to the like was there comments in yeah you could you could post on someone's wall damn i forget and then there was top eight you remember the top eight i remember the top eight and then there was like the the dude i wish you i wonder if there's a way back machine of like my i remember like talking to this girl and it's like started talking to where we both liked each other so it's like put her on my top eight. And it was like, more I talked to her right, now she's top six.

Oh shit. She's moving up. Literally, it was like, top eight was wild. Some people, one person gets kicked out of your top eight. Fucking,

they realize. Look at that. Look at that. Oh, shit. Yeah. Bro, that's so crazy.

Yeah, this would definitely be. Dude, I got to find my MySpace and. I remember my MySpace. I can't fucking get in. it though. And no, I'm not going to say it on here.

But I want to get into my MySpace and like look at all my old pictures. But MySpace is just like so fucking different now. That's so different. Yeah, I do remember that stuff though. And like you could also like from your page, you could DM people, direct message. I think it was called, yeah, it was like direct message people. And so I remember just direct messaging like girls I met at Jesus camp. And I was just like, man, I hope they message me back.

Would you go to Jesus camp? When? How old were you? All high school. All middle school, all high school. What's Jesus camp like? The best. Really?

Yes. How? It's the best. What makes Jesus camp? It's where all the bitches are at. Really? I'm not joking at all. Matt, back me up here.

You're not wrong. You actually aren't. Wait, you went to Jesus camp? Mine was more soccer camp, to be honest. I went to soccer camp, too. but like I so yeah because like so like you would have like usually like do you move there is it like you get drive there every day no you go there for a week so it's like a bunch of 14 14 to 17 year olds and these are like which is crazy now that I think about that what the so like 14 to 17 year olds

and like you go you go to church every every Sunday and you're there with six kids your age those six kids go to Jesus camp now you're there with 500 kids your age and then and you're just like oh my god and you're living in a dorm room at a college and so you're just like it feels like freedom i think that was like the most important part like it felt like freedom you fuck with jesus camp yes what was the absolutely did every day you have to but it was only for a week it was only for a week yeah i remember like i remember like the last day because the last day like everybody's so sad because Like you've been living with, and like, I've been like, girls are crying.

Girls are crying. Dudes are just like, damn, like, yo, I'm gonna miss you, bro. And I remember the last one, I was a senior in high school. The last one, when I left, as Brandon and I went together, I was like, bro, are we ever gonna come back here?

And Brandon was like, yeah, like, we'll come back and we'll chaperone. Like, we'll be, because there's chaperones for each group. I used to think that going to summer camp. Yeah, the same idea. Yeah, I would be like, yeah, same idea.

Probably be, yeah. And I remember Brandon was like, no, we'll come back. Like, they love us here. Like we would go to like we would be in the like the talent show and like like make our own wraps and sing like songs and stuff and like I remember Brandon was like no we're gonna come back we're gonna be chaperones and then we just never did I'm like damn I can't go back now yeah we were like what do you do for a living there's probably an adult one yeah there is no

there are I was into that I was into that a lot I kind of miss it did you have to do Jesus stuff every day or was it like a fun was it like summer camp but it's like everyone's fucking catholic no no well it was a methodist church so they're very relaxed it's not like that oh yeah we'd have like you'd wake up in the morning and there's like a group there's like a like an auditorium with everybody we'd all hang out and sing songs and you know then go to breakfast everybody gives breakfast you go to like summer camp or like the because my mom worked oh like the ymca camp so she would have to take me to camp like a ymca camp like a ymca camp or something like that.

I'm like 8 in the morning till 3 p.m. or something. No, I never went just during the summer when school was... I went to soccer camps, which is probably the same thing. Summer camp was fun as fuck. Was it?

Yeah. I used to go every summer we'd play... I remember... Capture the flag in real life and I was always like the fastest kid or at least like first or second fastest. And it was just so fucking fun.

I used to tear it up at Jesus camp. Play basketball. ball swing swing fucking I remember swinging swings swinging was swinging was do you guys remember swings I remember not too long ago I took mushrooms and went to Dallas and hung out with ACV and it was like 9 10 p.m.

And we just like walked around in the dark we later met up with like APG randomly but like before that we just like wandered around the dark swung on the swing set and like these two girls come out of fucking nowhere. These two girls pop out of the fucking woods and they just like start swinging on the other swings

besides us. And in my head I'm just like, what the fuck? I am tripping. I was like, how is this happening right now? We're in like the middle of downtown Dallas. It's literally 10 p.m. Oh my God. We're like in the fucking woods

and it's just like we're just swinging. That's so good. Man, that's so good. That had me. Summer camp though Best time in my life Probably Literally I think that's the

That's the good part about camps Like as a kid is like You have no Where the fuck? Maybe that's what it fucking is As I got older I don't have Camp

Camp Because as a kid going to camp Whatever camp it is Like even I bet you band camp is fun as hell Like I never went to I never was in pan I bet band camps

Crazy I bet you band camp goes crazy Camp goes crazy. I bet you bank camps fucking nasty. Because like as a kid like you don't have any responsibilities but you also don't have any freedom or don't have a lot of freedom but when you go to camp now you have no responsibilities and a bunch of freedom and so it's just like so much fun. You're like yo what do you want to do that?

You want to stay up until 5 a.m. even though we have to wake up at 8? Yes. Let's do it. I just don't get that fucking dopamine no more. I know you don't. You don't, you never get it again. Dude, you never get it again. If you guys are like 15 or 16 watching this, first of all, why are you watching this?

Did you ask your parents first? I wonder what our youngest audience. It's got to be. It's probably like very mature. I ask, like a mature as 14th. Like how, there's no way they fucking watch us. No, they don't watch us. I ask my, one of them.

I ask my chat every once in a while. I'm like, how old are you guys? I do that all the time. And it's like 28, 29, 26. And then every once in a while somebody would be like 16 and I'm like are you lying? You might be lying Or like somebody like 42 or like 51 I'm like honestly if they are though that's kind of fucking cool. Oh for sure. Yeah I give the biggest like compliments I get over like older people watch

Watch our stream. That's a huge compliment and then when people say I love smoking weed and watching you guys That's like the best compliment ever to me. I like if you smoke weed you can watch anything and be happy You can watch anything. Yeah, people would be like hitting a dab and just watching Maniac this morning. I'm just like, feeling good or something. Like, dude. I'm like, it is a good day for you, isn't it?

Like, you could be high watching nature documentaries. Like, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Music videos. Someone's fucking literally what the, and I relate to it, it's like, I used to love getting high, getting food, and watching a rap battle.

That used to be my shit. To where I would like, like, there was like, I don't know, fucking like a dopamine release to where it's like I knew that time was coming where it's like I'm gonna get high and this was like before I joined Optic any of this stuff

just smoke I would make food or it's like I would have leftover Chinese heat it up take it up to my room sit down with a big ass soda and just fucking put on a a rap battle and like that was my shit

and it's like is it now am I that for like a few people maybe I hope so at least one of them at least one like they just yeah people always people always like to tell you if they're high watching you yeah

and I'm just like fuck yeah I'll dance even more now I haven't smoked in like a month yeah me neither but I've smoked every single day for years even when I was a kid I smoked every single day but I did I do all

tell people I would smoke and I would always I would only I wasn't even a big pot egg because it would give me anxiety but like I would smoke at night to sleep but I didn't even ever since I started hanging out with with my new shaudy fucking I just I don't know it's like I got something I got something else you're just hot you're high on love I don't vape anymore either hell yeah finally this is like day 11 did you reply to my tweet saying something I don't think so I think you like hype me up or something. Oh, I, well, I, I, anyone who vapes, I want to get, I want them to get off of it. It is fucking, it's insane.

Anyone who vapes are jewels, I want them to stop eventually. I walked in here earlier for, or no, while we were doing the process interview, and Matt was sitting on his PC, I just saw him go, fucking ripping the shit out of it. And I was like, that ain't me no more. Matt's, so, I haven't smoked weed in a month. Matt's so stressed, though, so. I haven't hit my vaping forever, uh, 10, last. days.

There you go. I'm feeling kind of good. I've been feeling sharp lately. Besides today, because yesterday I went to the Texas game. Right. You got fucking drunk. That's why I came on here. I'm sorry guys.

Go horny. Sorry guys had to come on here a little hungover. I'm hanging in there. Go Texas. I don't even fucking know the college. I just say Texas. What the fuck's the Texas college? Texas.

But isn't there multiple? There's Texas. Texas Tech. Texas A&M. I don't know which fucking tech I eat. even watched. Exactly. I don't know what fucking Texas.

So there's a Texas. Texas University, I think. Or the University of Texas. UT. Yeah, University of Texas. Everyone just calls them Texas, though. The Texas Longhorns. So who do I root for, Texas?

The Texas Longhorns. That's who I watch this. Yes, that's who you like. I'm now a Longhorn fan. Went to the game with my girl, some of my friends. Watch that for a little bit. So, yeah.

But besides that, having smoked weed. haven't drank, haven't vaped. I've been working all the time. Feeling sharp lately besides fucking today. Yeah, what was this? Episode, another episode of the Flycast, episode 553. Thank you all for watching weekly. We have been doing them pretty consistently.

Yeah. All right, peace are guys. Matt Craig, play the outro. Play that fucking track night.