The Flycast - Streaming Until I Beat Elden Ring | The Flycast Ep. 155

Episode Date: July 25, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And then there's like a smores area. You said you want to do smores? Kind of. Me and Alice. You and Alice. Maybe you take your blind date, put her and do smores with the blind date. This is where I'm taking the blind date. That sounds creepy.
Starting point is 00:00:15 What is in there? I don't know what's in there. Go look in there. You haven't looked in here yet? Hey, bud. Welcome back to another episode of the podcast episode. Who gives a fun? We are at a secret disclosed location.
Starting point is 00:00:44 million six million dollar mansion yeah multi multi was it six i didn't know the i know it's like a multi multi i know we went through like a firm that pulled it pulled it together to me that they just kind of took the budget that you gave me and like distributed i said like yo i got this much money i got 10 ms yeah we can figure it all out and that's why we got the backdrop from amazon we got the spate the sponsors yeah investors real bricks and Are we going to keep it like this? Yeah, they can't see the top. But I mean, like, are we going to take the red part off or the, or is that like this?
Starting point is 00:01:22 That's like the set. Okay. Hell yeah. The multi-million. In case you're wondering what the hell is going on, I talked about it or we talked about it on the, Julie. How are you? What do you want to say? This episode is going to be just.
Starting point is 00:01:38 It's going to be chaos. Yeah, we got chewy in the building. This is my dog. in case y'all haven't met him um in case you're wondering what's going on um we talked about it last pod might have talked about it might have mentioned it the week before or something but this has been a year in the making yeah uh because of me because of me uh with you guys it how long have you guys been this is the week long eldon alien maniac elden ring stream 24 7 live stream the stream doesn't come off and i can't leave until we beat until i beat the game um hitch in atlas
Starting point is 00:02:18 they've completely helped me out and have just basically done everything so how how long have you guys been planning this uh like a month and a half or something okay it's been it's been it's basically like we just we had never done i mean we talked about it last it was up we had never done anything that's like non-competitive and we're trying to dip our toes in a streamer events so we need to make sure we know how to do it first so you're our little guinea pig yeah i mean it's a fucking it is such a learning experience really i don't know how matt craig does it besides years of of knowledge and also tens of thousands dollars worth of equipment yeah this is uh i don't i mean i would have maybe figured it out i probably would it would have just did some like
Starting point is 00:03:04 eight right just gone live one day i can't uh that it just it just just wanted to sat right like it like has to be done kind at least kind of right yeah like i can't just i'll go live with my webcam and then it's like when it's time to sleep i'm just gonna what get up disappear for eight to 12 hours like so if i if i was gonna do it i was going to do it i was going to do right so whenever you reached out and you were like yo let me help out like this is sort of our idea and this is like what we want to do and what we plan on doing you can be our little guinea pig and you were like, yo, let us help with you. And I was like, sure.
Starting point is 00:03:42 No, in my head, I was like, yeah, no, that'd be cool. But in my head, actually, I'm like, thank fucking God, because I don't know how this would have happened. It's crazy. Like, we got it, we got like a, a new PC for it and a new monitors for it. And obviously, like, we, it's like kind of like if Kyson had no money. Yeah. Like, this is kind of like what he would do. This is real streamer shit.
Starting point is 00:04:08 This ain't that famous. This ain't that famous fucking $500,000 budget. This is you get what you get what you can get. And then you make the best of it. And you make the best of it. And I really, I have, we could probably give y'all a little a tour of the multi-million dollar mansion. I mean, I know the camera, the camera angle right now.
Starting point is 00:04:31 It probably isn't looking crazy. Oh, yeah. This is just like the side room of the downstairs basement area. Yeah. But like once we give you all the real tour, it's like you guys will be very, very impressed. Careful about the chandelier up there because. I don't wish you know. The chandelier right.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Careful about that. So we'll give you up by the end of the pod, we'll probably just maybe end the pod with a walking around. Yeah, maybe end the pod with a little with a little tour of what we're working with. I've always wanted to do like a like I love the race and I think we're going to, I mean, obviously we're going to do the race again this year or I think we are. But please. Well, just actually, please. And I'm assuming we would probably do it in the hex quarters again, which is going to be awesome.
Starting point is 00:05:16 But I've always wanted to do like an Airbnb thing. I was going to say, would it be, I think it'd be better if we like rent it an Airbnb. Yeah, we talked about it a lot. With optic money. Like a pool, a backyard. So like, you know, oh, Pomage is playing. All right, well, let's all go to the backyard and have fun. See, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:05:37 that's what they don't want. They don't want us to like go to separate rooms and go to do our own thing. Like they want us all on camera, which makes sense. Which is kind of like, but I feel like made it special. I feel like a one person thing like an Airbnb is away like the move.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Yeah. I don't know. We'll see. Who knows? By the time this episode comes out, it could have all fall apart. Dude, the fact we even made it here is, dude, there was,
Starting point is 00:06:03 dude, there was internet installed this morning. Really? this morning. We were about to pack everything up and leave and go to a different Airbnb. Why the internet wasn't working? Yeah, the internet yesterday was 17 down, two up. I didn't even know they made internet like that. See, I didn't even want to text that to you because I texted you and I was like, make sure there's high speed internet.
Starting point is 00:06:26 But I was like, is that kind of a weird text? Because like, do they, do you guys think I think you're a, you're dumb fuck? No, we, I asked. And I texted that. And I was like, yo, make sure. like the internet's good yeah yeah yeah then you're like yeah man we got it covered like the speeds the speeds should have been fine but then the speeds like completely tanked while we were here but the air being the owner of the Airbnb said by the way internet guy is coming tomorrow
Starting point is 00:06:53 to uh he's apparently we're getting upgraded to fiber tomorrow i was like what so literally this it everything rode on atlas waking up this morning to an at t and t guy at the front door and I woke up and he texted and said, the guy's here. And I said, all right. Yeah, imagine, because I swear I've been through something to where he's like, they'll come here and like, something will not be right with the walls or the cable and the walls. And then he's got to go back. But like he has another thing. So he'll have he's got to reschedule or something like that. Damn, I didn't know that. That could have easily. That could have been real bad. We were like was all this set up. It was all set up. We were sitting here yesterday. Like, like so what's the plan and i was like i think we just throw all our eggs in this at t and t basket and just pray yeah if not i can't imagine then we had to like cancel the thing yeah well we wouldn't have canceled we because because it's too perfect of a weekend to do it to not do it because do it because ewc's going on or outside okay ewc is going on and then also um uh uh
Starting point is 00:08:06 Did you see that Rinald, stable Rinaldo's doing it? Why is Rinald? See, I don't know if this is going to be. He's stealing all your viewers. That's what I'm saying. Dude. Like, I saw him with 40K and I was like, that's 38K of mine. That's my shit. He's just stealing it.
Starting point is 00:08:21 But I'm also thinking at first you texted me that. And I forget my response. I was just like, life, I said like, life's crazy or something. Because it was really just like, you haven't heard of Eldon Ring in a year. Like, no one's played it. No one's streamed it. No one's marathoned it. No one's any.
Starting point is 00:08:36 anything. Yeah. And then I was like, okay, I'm going to, I'm going to be that guy. And then we didn't announce anything, but then Renato tweeted out like out and ring stream starting tomorrow. And I'm just like, are you all in like a all white room and he's like. Yeah, of course. It's like, like, psycho. Well, it's not like some crazy production. But, you know, it's Renato. He's obviously huge on, on, on, on Twitch right now. Yeah. I mean, it's just the timing's just funny. It's that like, I honestly don't think it's that bad of me. Putting it off, putting it off, putting it off.
Starting point is 00:09:10 And then it's like, all right, making it happen these days. And then all right, it's all set up. Got there at Airbnb. And then he tweets out he's starting. It's like you can look at it in two ways. Like EWC's happening while you're doing this, which a lot of people would say is a bad thing. Yeah. Which in my head, I know, Ronaldo is doing his stream while you're doing this, which a lot of people would say is a bad thing.
Starting point is 00:09:29 In my head, I was like, yeah, I was on the fence about it. But like, if somebody clicks on Eldon Ring. Like if somebody like, they're just like, let's see who's doing Eldon Ring. They see Renaudo at top with 40,000 viewers. And then you might be second or third. Right. And then they'll see my title as well, 24-7. I don't know what the, what will the title be?
Starting point is 00:09:50 24-7 marathon. Eldon-ring Marathon. Until I beat the game. Something like that. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, it might actually work out as best as possible. At least in my head, that's what I'm trying to like convince myself. Like EWC
Starting point is 00:10:05 At first I didn't know I didn't know they were going to be Watch party on Twitch Yeah yeah So I was like fuck man Everyone's gonna be watching that tournament But then I was like well
Starting point is 00:10:16 Well what I was kind of hoping for Well first off I thought they were going to be doing it on YouTube Just like every other watch party But apparently it's on Twitch Which might work out for me You know scum thurs a rain I don't know 60K viewer rate
Starting point is 00:10:30 I'm not gonna ask but if he doesn't i'll hold it against it yeah but like we went to his wedding so yeah i spent like six k at his wedding so i figure it's just way of him paying me back um but yeah i didn't know if ewc i was thinking they were they were going to be watching on youtube so i's like fuck they're they're just going to like watch that on youtube then turn off the stream and then like probably not even stream the rest today because it'll be like a long morning though they'll use that Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday as just like, not days off,
Starting point is 00:11:04 but they're going to do the watch party and the stream and then go enjoy their day or whatever. Right, right, right. But, so I was like, fuck, I'm not gonna, the tournament's going on. So none of them are going to be on Twitch. So I'm not going to get any, not going to get any fat raids.
Starting point is 00:11:19 And I was like, fuck. That's going to suck. I mean, it's not something I, it's not like I do this expecting that or like, yeah, but the opportunities. Yeah, if, you know, if the homies have some views and I'm doing this. Please, Lord, they're on my way.
Starting point is 00:11:36 But turns out that they're going to be doing it on Twitch. So hopefully and maybe get the chats to spam it or something. Hopefully, maybe some raids or whatever. If not, you know, it's whatever. But it just, it actually might work out since they're going to be on Twitch so it could possibly get raids from them. But also they're going to be talking about it at least a little bit. I told Riley, like if we can get some like funny.
Starting point is 00:12:00 clips or something like there's downtime just fucking throw it throw throw it throw it throw it throw it throw it throw it so it might work out also with the time zones they're going to be like what is it they start at like 5 a.m or something yeah they start what is it what time they start 7 a and i think it goes to like two yeah that'll be like kind of perfect yeah just like because like because i'm gonna time my sleep schedule is going to be horrible like i'm gonna end up not falling asleep to like five or maybe like somewhere around there probably waking up at like noon by the time i'm up shower let's go let's go over your day started let's go over your sub goals because yeah tell me my sub goals one of them is fucking hilarious i didn't really i
Starting point is 00:12:48 couldn't really like think of any besides just like i mean for the race of prestige i'll probably do like beat elden ring marathon uh what is a d ls see or something yeah but like i couldn't i was trying to like think of some good ones i thought of like you know an outfit which well i guess we can say there's like a maid outfit yeah yeah just something stupid that fucking hot chip to bomb uh just like your typical i got the bomb in and your sexy made outfit i ordered them together when i got the package the bomb had exploded literally which is like you know ironic i guess but the bomb literally exploded in the package to the point where like it i opened it up and alice said it filled my apartment with like
Starting point is 00:13:35 what about the maid outfit though the made outfit i had to cut because it was it was a made outfit individually wrapped in a rap like and so i had to cut the outside wrapper and i saved it that's over there so are we going to order more to bomb yeah i'll get more to bomb so here's what we got so far the first one is not like us karaoke you have to play the that's the very first one Yeah. No ranged magic during the run, which people are going to respect. See, I'm not going to know what these, any of these. I have, when I'm telling you, people are probably like, oh, we're out in ring marathon, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:14:11 I don't think people are thinking that. People that know you aren't thinking that. Yeah, I know, my point is I know absolutely not. I have no idea what I'm going to like turn on the game and I have no idea what it is. I don't know if you make a character name your character pick your character pick your weapon
Starting point is 00:14:31 nothing it's gonna be so fun to watch there's just one thing I don't know what happens when you spawn in it's basically like no range magic is like people people will respect it
Starting point is 00:14:41 because like you gotta hit a hit them with your sword instead of like doing Harry Potter shit like shooting them because that's kind of but is that going to be the whole thing I'm gonna have to do the rest of the
Starting point is 00:14:51 yeah with no magic I'm gonna have to beat things game with no magic with no range magic which no like is that going to be like does that make it insane it's hard that's the second one we couldn't save it till i'm like at least beating a boss trust me if you had gotten three fourths of the way done with the game using range magic and then all of the sudden you can't use it anymore that would set you up for failure you think yes i'm helping oh you're looking out for me uh the third one is you must fight milania before the final
Starting point is 00:15:26 boss that's like she's like the hardest boss but she's an optional boss so you got to go fighter but people will also respect that um next one is you must be silent for the next 30 minutes i can do that next one is the naughty maid outfit for the next day i can do that yeah uh no summons allowed for the full run people will respect that too which summons you'll probably use a summon is like you like ring a little bell and then there's like a ghost that's with you and you all fight together. Okay. But people don't really respect it.
Starting point is 00:15:58 God, I'm going to be fat on this podcast. 10 pounds up. 10 pounds up. The next one is kill a boss in the game with no armor. Kill a boss in the game with no armor. That just sounds impossible. The next one is open 100 counter strike cases. With whose money?
Starting point is 00:16:19 At this point is yours. We'll see where we're at, sublives. How much is a case? $3. Okay. The next one is Kendrick Lamar playlist for the entirety of the next boss fight.
Starting point is 00:16:39 And how long could that go? How long could I be stuck on a boss? Anywhere from 15 minutes to like four hours. Okay. There's enough Kendrick songs for four hours, right? There's enough. the next one is sleep outside the next night that's the worst of them all and like i i remember you texting me do we have a tent no i'm gonna get one if we're getting
Starting point is 00:17:09 close if we get it we'll get it because bro it's i mean what is it right now probably 95 it's hot it's hot like and then it's probably not going to go below 80 it's yeah i mean it's kind of i walked outside last night and i was like it's not terrible But we have a camera that's going to point outside and we have a microphone. So like they'll see the tent, but they can also hear you. So you can read chat and shit in the tent. I think that's going to be funny. That's going to be.
Starting point is 00:17:41 It's just it'll be funny at first. But then when I'm three hours deep and I'm trying to sleep, it's not, I'm not going to fall asleep. There won't be snoring. It's just going to be me suffering. and then the next one is the last dab challenge during the next fight or DeBomb
Starting point is 00:18:00 the next one is you must finish a family style pizza before continuing Eldon Ring I'd probably do that anyway 10 pounds up The next one is live read A Fan Fiction of Chat's Choice
Starting point is 00:18:14 Like some smut stuff Like a book Like a yeah like a 15 minute Like sex novel Yeah Um, the next one is three shots of tequila before the next boss fight. We could do six. Six shots of tequila.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Depends what day we're on. The next one is, uh, you must win a game of Fortnite before continuing. All right. So I hope that might, nah, I mean, they got bots and shit. Four nights easy. Four nights easy. Okay. Okay. Okay. The next one is cook a meal and serve it to Hex on stream. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:54 He said he's down for that. No, not exactly, but I got something in mind what I'd make. The next one is recreate a TikTok of chat's choice and tweet it out. It's funny you say that because that was actually in my head of like something I could do. This one you said you don't want to do what I still have it on here. Live stream a blind date during the marathon. That just gives me anxiety thinking about it. Like not only am I the most shallow person ever.
Starting point is 00:19:25 I just, and I know it's just for fun. It's not like a real date. It's not like I'm trying to, it's like for entertainment. Yeah. But I don't know. Don't know. Like I'm already, I already get nervous just talking to females, especially, even though it's like, if I'm going on a real date, like, I'm always fucking nervous. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:47 But like, and this would be a fake date, but I would still be nervous just because it's like, you know, the chat just sits there and judges every fucking. fucking movement, everything you say, how you act. Like, I'd end up just choking and, like, not having a question. It just goes silent or, like, what if they start roasting her? Like, you know, Baniac likes big girls or like, I don't know what she's going to look like. Well, I think James, James said he's down to come over here and run your hinge for a little bit. So I think that's the way to do it. that would
Starting point is 00:20:23 you and James have the same type yeah but I'm not six three like I'm telling I can after this pod I'll show you who I match with or match with or you can see who likes you it's never good it's never fucking good
Starting point is 00:20:44 like I haven't been on a lot of like hinge dates and even if I even if I do it's I mean they've been fine but I don't know We'll see about that one. The next one is complete. I have complete the DLC next week,
Starting point is 00:20:59 but next week is the Halo tournament. So it would probably be the week after that. Like another marathon thing? Either another marathon or you just do it. Nah, and you can set it up. I'm not setting it. And then the last one is shave head.
Starting point is 00:21:17 That's going to be for a lot. Please, Lord. I don't know what to make that at. Because I kind of want to, I kind I kind of want to do it. I don't want to do it. But if it's worth it, I kind of want to do it. What we're doing to make it easier is we're starting from zero.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Right. So we're starting from zero in however many. I don't know what I'm even at right now. So what's your like what we need your max? What would your what is shave head? I would. 6,000. The prestige it was 10K.
Starting point is 00:21:46 But we're not hitting 10K. Yeah, we're not without. Not without the help of to. So if. five what would i shave my head for i mean you gotta think about it i would say like seven six maybe
Starting point is 00:22:07 even six i mean i would like to start it i just i don't think this is going to go out like the race the prestige went because the race of prestige there was someone with energy sitting down at all my shits they're gonna there's gonna be just slow it's gonna be hours of just like yeah you're gonna be like be just being just being dead and then it's 3 a.m.
Starting point is 00:22:29 and there's no hype and then I'm wake up and we get a slow start but then we get into it and then maybe it picks up a little bit so it's not going to be like that so I don't feel like we're going to have that type of those sub trains and pundo bombs I mean I bet you I think you will
Starting point is 00:22:44 I mean especially maybe 5K I mean 5K in a week which is a bad week for grenade shot it's a bad day for nade shot Which is a bad day for need. But 5K subs, maybe start it.
Starting point is 00:23:07 See, but I don't think 7's even realistic. Five might be realistic if it's like kind of banging all the time. Yeah, let's do 5 then. Five shave head. Because if you, if I was going to say we could start off 7 shave head. And then if we're like, all right, I're not even going to get close, maybe drop it to 5. But if we start the stream and it's 5K subs for shaved head,
Starting point is 00:23:30 people might be like all right man let's got let's see if we can like start shooting up there if we can get that blind date action also as fun as fun as all this is going to be you're going to have to lock the fuck in in this game the game is hard bro and i haven't even like my attention span is so well i hope here's how my brain works like remember whenever i started playing Minecraft with Hexigan. I was I was playing 10 I was playing eight to 12 hours a day right and I'm hoping I'm hoping this game itches that like because you've got that like hearth stone league of legends Minecraft side of you like very rarely comes out but it's there well it's just if I if I start it and I like it and then there's just goals and goals and things I'm unfamiliar with and if it's the same repetitive halo matchmaking call of duty ranked playlist that it just gets so fucking old to me and I don't give a fuck But like even just re-learning Minecraft again was such a like, which is fun. And how the chat is. So knowing exactly this game, knowing absolutely nothing is exactly what will hopefully spark that sort of, you know, you know.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Yeah. That attention span needed to fucking complete a type of game like this. I wonder how far you're going to get tonight. Because you're starting in like six, right? time isn't we'll probably end up starting it like four
Starting point is 00:25:04 if it's four now we're still gonna do this pod and then after the pod I mean we're gonna have to go get food or something yeah like or get like hello waters yeah waters protein shakes maybe some sort of unless I just eat out every fucking day
Starting point is 00:25:23 um I don't know it might just eat out today and then order a meal prep service to get tomorrow to come tomorrow okay um yeah that's possible too be a i mean it i would say it realistically probably like seven or so okay yeah i wonder how far you're gonna get today i should have did i should have put on the outfit for this oh yeah i was thinking about it on the way here too i don't have a sword and parties did you know party cities are out of business really the hell i feel like that's the like where else do you go to get party shit
Starting point is 00:25:58 fuck we don't have a sword and i don't have a sword um do you look on amazon yeah i thought i thought i thought that shit came with a sword but it didn't so then i tried to find party city but party city is closed like literally all party city went out of business so how the fuck are you supposed to get like where do you get balloons where do you get a crown when you need it yeah right where do you get like party shit i'd love to see this outfit now um but yeah on the way here i was like I should wear that, put the outfit on for the first, like, 30 minutes of the pod. And then I'd be like, yeah, I got to piss up very back. And then I come back, it, like, cuts to the next clip.
Starting point is 00:26:36 And I'm just in the maid outfit. Well, I mean, are we still doing it now? Because it's next Wednesday, right? When, when it's over? Okay, okay. I was like, maybe we'll still be doing, maybe we'll do another flight cast here. That's how long. It'll be next Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:26:51 But probably not. But even then, and then I have a flight Thursday. So it's like, I had, like, what if I don't? fucking beat this it's very possible you don't beat it i think you will i feel like a week is a long time you should be able to beat it you should be able to beat it like as long as i'm if i'm really like once you get rolling like because because i i don't want to give way too much but one thing that i've heard is that you got to you got to treat every boss fight like a dance like they have they have their shit
Starting point is 00:27:26 that's like that they they have their routines they have their their certain moves that like he does this he does that he does that
Starting point is 00:27:35 then you attack right then you roll so you just have to you just have to figure out what that is once you figure that out you're good yeah
Starting point is 00:27:42 which we'll fucking see we'll see we'll see because I have no idea like does it does the game just like start off hard
Starting point is 00:27:50 no no there's like a no that tutorials that well there's like a you it's not giving away too much to say this but like you spawn in this like little area and there's the all this all this tutorial stuff and then you get to the final door you open the door now you're in the game so like there's a tutorial area pro i'm about to be here for a week non-stop like think about the race the prestige how like well i don't know because the race the prestige you kind of had like other people talking non-stop as well yeah you
Starting point is 00:28:23 which helped but also you're hearing it right so it's it was kind of like a lot and like over stimulate overstimulating but like the race the prestige i mean how long was that a week yeah a week a week on the dot basically exactly what this will end up being and like think about how dead we were after that week how much like all of us wanted to get the fuck out and that was with us like taking turns and right so i don't know if like the amount like even when i do watch parties say the watch parties eight hours long but i'm like they be gps a lot but say i'm just talking the whole time thing it's talking to chat watching a game talking about the game after eight hours i'm like holy fuck like my head hurts my anxiety's high i just want to like go lay down somewhere so i'm just wondering
Starting point is 00:29:19 like after three or four days of this because it's it's not like i'm just doing it eight to 12 i'm playing eight to 12 hours and then like i'm going to go disappear in the room and take a shower and chill with chewy outside like every single thing i do is going to be like on camera even showering on stream that part will be on a different yeah yeah imagine i mean that's there's something there imagine you just did something on porn hub and like most of the time you're playing video games but also you go shower. You see a little different. Can you live stream on?
Starting point is 00:29:52 I don't really know any webcam sites anymore. But that would be kind of. Because Texas annihilated all of them. Yeah, I can't even go on X videos anymore. Pornhub, I was like, fine,
Starting point is 00:30:03 the fucking the mega. I get it. They shut that down. So I was like, all right, now I got to go to this one. Now even that, it's like,
Starting point is 00:30:10 I'm not uploading my fucking driver's license to this fucking website. So I can watch a little something. Matt, What have you been using since they took down X videos? In the hub. Express VPN. That is the answer, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:30:30 Yeah, but that's a few. I mean, dog, I haven't watched porn on a computer. Yeah, watching on my phone. Yeah. And if you put, if you got a VPN on your phone, wait, do they make VPNs for your phone? Atlas said, yeah, he's from Texas, too. He said, he's like, he got, that was a big, like, Kevin motherfucking dude. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:30:52 It's super simple to set up. Man, this is going to be a, yeah, what am I going to do about that? Oh, how are you going to jerk it? Yeah. I think, I think for four days in, you just, if I, you're just real. The covers and they can't see. Is that legal? I think that might be borderline TOS.
Starting point is 00:31:16 That might be borderline. Might be borderline. Actually jacking it under, but like they can't. see that might be teher did you ever get horny like during the race's prestige not like for any not like because like i was there and anyone was there i'm trying to but like just in general trying to think if i did rub one out if i did it would have been at your place um i don't know if i did because i'm not a shower jerker i'm more of like a toilet jerk and then like uh uh oh why did you look me in the eyes that
Starting point is 00:31:58 after that. You look me dead of the eyes. I can't shower. I can't stand up and jerk. You're a, wait, you just, wait, you jerk sitting down on the toilet and then turn around before it nuts? Dude,
Starting point is 00:32:12 that's got to be the weird. That's normal. Is that normal? There's no way that's normal. There's no way that's normal. You're, you're blumpkining yourself? What's a blumpkin again?
Starting point is 00:32:28 Some high school shit. I can't believe. I just, said it. I can't believe I just said it. It's when everyone, it's like when you're taking a poop and you're getting a blowjob at the same time. Well, no.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Usually not. It's just that like if I'm at a friend's house and I got to do it, then I do it that way. You've got to jerk it or shit? Jerk it. Yeah, or both. They're going to my shit and then just flush it. Jeez, dude.
Starting point is 00:32:57 They just wash the hands. Come right out. Dap up Blake. and then i'm back to the hke you all all hey i see i'll see y'all when i get back oh man that's not good oh okay okay so let's break wait one one more thing when i was one time i remember because i are freaked the fuck out wait one time i was laying in my cot and i was i was on twitter before i went to sleep and i was on the four you side of Twitter and there was just like I was scrolling across all the death and shit you know then there was just like a basically like a titty bouncing and it looked to be a moaning video and I was looking at it and I was like I haven't got any dope in this way in a while so I
Starting point is 00:33:52 clicked on it my phone was still paired to the big Bluetooth speaker that we were all using that week and I heard it go like I heard like the start and like the right is this when you like a I heard like a breath and I went were you like in your I was in my car in your bunk I was in my little bunk no one could no one notice no one noticed no one noticed the the music cut out for a second and that's when I like realize what was happening oh my and then I heard like I heard a breath I heard a breath like come from the speaker and I was like and I had that little I was like I'm going to get some dope from this and instead it was just crippling anxiety dude that's uh that's happened to me before like back when i had a girlfriend lived in a house like a lot of times we just connect our speaker to the
Starting point is 00:34:39 or our phones to the speaker and just like play play music randomly she'll be cleaning or whatever i was like laying in bed and then this was the start of me having like it turned into every single time i'll turn my Bluetooth off because it's like i don't even know what i'm connected to you but yeah that's happened to me where i like went to play a video and then i don't hear it it and then so I like instantly stop it and then I look and I'm connected to the speaker but I don't know if it like played anything so I never like got caught I guess but it happens I guess it happens to the best of us we're gonna you know some exciting stuff might happen this week as well some exciting stuff so I guess we could um I don't know how long oh and the reason the reason
Starting point is 00:35:26 Chewys here is because you said, you're like, yo, I don't want to, when you said it originally, you're like, yeah, I don't want to really board Chewy. So, like, can you get some of that family? It's fucking expensive to board him for a week. Yeah, it is. So, yeah, we got a dog, we're in a dog friendly, multi-million dollar
Starting point is 00:35:42 Airbnb. Where is Cheery? Love in the backyard. Oh, he's outside? I'm. I do feel bad. Junior's still at the apartment. I have my neighbor she'll check on him every few days or something. I mean, cats really don't need anything.
Starting point is 00:35:59 But you had to bring Chewy with me. It's got a backyard. Should we take, should we do a little tour? Sure, man. If you want to do a tour. All right, let's do a tour.
Starting point is 00:36:08 And we're breaking the immersion now because obviously it's just a backdrop from Amazon. But the living room is where Nick's going to be. Most of the time, we're going to put a cot like nightly and put it in the middle of the room. And so that the set still looks good. It actually looks really nice at night.
Starting point is 00:36:25 And then the, the backyard is pretty fire you said chewy he's out here chie should be out here chewy he should be out here chewy oh there is you man they're a neighbor friend over there look at him he's happy hey bob you got a yard and stuff
Starting point is 00:36:41 he probably thinks this is like a dog park with just no dog just no dogs he's he's so he is used to like big areas I mean obviously we've got a yard once but what he has now his first piss and he's out and then there's like a smores area you said you want to do smores kind of me and alice you know maybe you take your blind date put her and do smores with the blind date
Starting point is 00:37:05 that's actually this is where i'm taking the blind date that's sounds creepy what is in there i don't know what's in there go look in there you haven't looked in here yet hey bud so what were you here all day yesterday all day yesterday with no internet just praying what uh oh there's like cornhole and shit in wait what spike ball gornhole and spikeball in a tv i don't know who would hang out here though someone's just mad so they just like come out here this is where you go to i bet i bet you like when families are here like the kids set up like uh like during the fall the kids set up like a xbox out here it's kind of weird how people really air bn b in this like a the nation they seem really
Starting point is 00:37:51 hype that we got a week so i don't know really yeah i mean it's a nice spot though like bugs are going to get in it that's as far as it goes well all right so this is the backyard there's even they got wood just in case we need more wood for the fire wood for the fire yeah over there uh wait matt on a scale of not a scale how did how do you think alice and i are doing it for our first uh our first uh marathon stream not one to 10 very good i think it's good i think it's okay not one to 10 i'm down for very good i thought he was going to give me like four and a half all right so that's the backyard i'm not talking inches want to check out our production room our production room is just alice on a laptop yeah what are you going to be back here doing we've got
Starting point is 00:38:55 a fog machine clips and clips graphics clips graphics tech support clips graphics and whatever else i need I you know what kitchen's nice kitchen's real nice um it's basically just a house actually let's show the garage the garage is actually kind of the garage is fire this is a fucking vibe the garage is fire
Starting point is 00:39:27 I don't know if I'll use this um it's a little hot in Texas right now so it's very very hot in here but it's a vibe wonder if I could just like open the garage door sit here smoke some pine park open the garage where chewy we wanders the neighborhood i wonder if like it's i feel like that's not a great idea i wonder if it's chill you know wonder if it's chill like that i feel like that's not a great idea but you could do whatever you
Starting point is 00:39:54 would like no super good idea yes this is my outfit that's your outfit size did you get extra large as large as large as it goes as you um destroy more french fries I'm having this one. So this will be the setup. Did we show this? Here's a set. Did you see the BTH on that? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:24 That's the new piece. Really bought a PC for this? Well, I mean, I guess you will use it. Yeah, it's our production PC. My man, my man has sick PCs, gave us a really good deal on it. That's Atlas's personal stream PC. All right. Then we got this.
Starting point is 00:40:41 monitor curve monitor one of my playing on the right one input delay no it's one millisecond they all say that man you think you can be shaped like this and have one millisecond delay you're not going to it's it's the same no it's elven ring yeah i guess i'll be all right i think you'll be fine so this will be the setup we got camera here lights uh outside camera right here fog machine what will this before when i'm sleeping or something no this is the this is the is the iro backpack so if you want to do if you want to go somewhere then you can take this atlas will flip the screen and it'll just instantly switch i can take that that's a whole if you want to go outside and that'll probably be your smores
Starting point is 00:41:31 no just prop it up somewhere outside or something yeah did we did we uh are we using the sony cam oh or no alice okay well we were going to use lit this kind of might have i think this is what people use like for their like the i rl streamers or when they're like riding a bmx bike down a mountain yes all right well this is the uh this is the game room the production room the back uh there's really not much else to the rest are like bedrooms and bathrooms and we're keeping the cot over there so we can wheel it in here. Atlas took the nice room. I'll be in the other one.
Starting point is 00:42:13 You're not going to stay in the room. You're staying here. This is what you got. Whatever you want production. Forgetting 20,000 subs during the race. This is what you got. Listen, man, I'm in no place to complain. Shout out.
Starting point is 00:42:31 What's y'all's production team name? Icons. Shouts out to icons, man. We'll see unless it goes bad, then like it was just me helping a friend. If it goes well, then like, then it was icons that did it. Unless we start the stream, it drops. The cameras don't work. And I'm like, man, I tried my best to help a friend out personally.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Wait, what's the, where's the mic situation? The mic is the boom mic from the race. Same mic from the race. Is it? Yeah. So there's not going to be a mic in your face. You like tested everything and see how it sounds. Alice said, yeah, duh, of course.
Starting point is 00:43:06 um all right everything's good it's like it it gets the room audio but it doesn't get the ac it's crazy that mic is fucking and during the race i was like are you serious i just want i would rather stream with a mic like this yeah me too instead of i'm thinking about switching um yeah this is going to be exciting stuff i'm gonna this is my home for the next week do you plan on visiting at all yeah i'll visit especially during the weekend i got a stream but i'll definitely coming during the weekend i'm hoping i'm praying that the boys make finals at ewc and i invite a bunch of people to watch it here oh please because then you're playing elven ring and we're all watching the boys on this tv yeah please are you going to come down from oklahoma he's lying he's not coming it'll be
Starting point is 00:43:56 james nope he'll be he'll be on knox henderson bars rodge he's not he's in a pj somewhere he's in reality Oh, yeah. It'll just be... You have no, there's... True, Mike. True. APG. True and APG.
Starting point is 00:44:13 So it's a party. Or we just tweet out the venue. We tweet out the address. Where should I... Yeah. No. Day three, tweet it out. Absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:44:23 All right. I'm going to get chewy as food and water. We're going to get all to set up. I think we got to go get some... Let's go. Some groceries. If you're watching this, please come to Nick Stream and teach him Eldon Ring. And hit us up.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Hit a sub and a like. You can't like a Twitter. Like, comment, subscribe. A five gift. The stream grow. A little five. Whatever sub you were going to give to Seth this weekend, he won't even see it.
Starting point is 00:44:47 But Nick will. He won't even acknowledge you. Because he is like, he needs it. And there's not going to be many of us in there. So I'll see you. Just type. I'll see you. But yeah,
Starting point is 00:45:00 you know where to find me for the next week. This shit's going to be fun, man. I'm actually jealous. I'm jealous because you get to play this game for the first. time and i've never done a marathon stream besides the race i can't i don't even know like the emotion i have it's it's not like anxiety it's more like fear yeah i would be or i don't know bro it's just once you hit start i don't even know where it's gonna go i mean obviously i'm playing the game but it's like i don't know we'll see all right should get interesting thank you guys for watching yep thank you all so
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