The Flycast - The MR. BEAST DRAMA Continues… | The Flycast Ep. 117

Episode Date: August 16, 2024

This week we have MBoZe joining us on the Flycast to discuss the MR BEAST drama, making a return to youtube, and crazy war stories. Load the OpTic APP now here! https://optic.link/NationYT Rate the ...App 5-Stars! Check out the OpTic SCUF collection and use code “OpTic” for a discount: https://scuf.co/OpTic Check out the OpTic Podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047 https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQG MB01VRXLRVBBYYQ The MR. BEAST DRAMA Continues… | The Flycast Ep. 117 00:00 Hitch making YouTube videos 06:00 Mr Beast 29:00 Coming back to YouTube 32:00 Going to war

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What Jordan's do I need? Fours? Then I ask you and they ignore me? We're not reading no script, man. You don't like these? Yeah, I do, but you got a time rate, man. You just, you already pictured in your head, I'd not time right. Just choke him to the room.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Welcome back to episode 117 of the Flycast. We've got a special guest in the building. Money mark. Whenever we need a banger episode, we bring us. money mark they do kind of go well we put the bat signal out last time last time you last time you want the fly cast i had walked 30 miles oh really last time he was on the flycast i walked 30 miles oh my yeah dude i we did we did we did that we did that i had told boz i was going to do it beforehand and in the middle of the flycast we took a break because you had to
Starting point is 00:01:06 pee yeah and when you took as soon as you left the room i was like because i was holding it together yeah and boz was like when are you going to tell them i was like oh oh no bro i'm hurting because anytime everything hurt everything hurt because if i do anything i like any like like like look i just started running it's i'm on instagram every single day like say like it'd be so hard for me to walk 30 miles not instantly just walk in and make everyone pay attention to me because i just did this thing that's funny i forgot about your um that's crazy all did you tell Nick I walked here? Yeah, I was a nutcase.
Starting point is 00:01:41 I was trying to do my own. You're like, yeah, I just walked. That was before. Do you walk here? Because I think I walked there like, but for me it was like 15 minute walk or something. Yeah, yeah. Because you had been bragging about walking. You were like, yeah, I walked here.
Starting point is 00:01:57 And I was like, okay. Like I've done that every day. Oh my God. What, you've been walking for? I think you said you've been walking since three for three hours. I was like three hours. Yeah. How long that take?
Starting point is 00:02:09 Like 11? Like 10 and a half? Something like that? I wonder if there was someone who like came home late, saw you and then left out again and saw you again. They were like left from work. Jesus Christ. Drove to Dallas.
Starting point is 00:02:21 When I was walking through Friscoe, I walked past the police station. And I mean, it's four, four, ten in the morning. And at that point, I was like, I wonder, I hope they're not going to be like sketched out. Because then if they were like, yo, are you good? I'd be like, yeah, I'm just walking. walking downtown. They're going to be like, yeah, we got to search this guy. You're coming with us.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Yeah, this guy's getting searched. I forgot that you were getting into like a whole, what would you call it? Like a niche of YouTube. I was trying to do. It was before, it was sort of extreme stuff. It was before around the bar started. So like that was going to be my outlet. But then around the bar started.
Starting point is 00:03:02 So I've kind of just. You did a, um, that video came out, right? Yeah. The walking one. It did pretty well. Did um... What else was there? Did you just walk the park?
Starting point is 00:03:13 The flip phone? What was it? Flip phone for a week? Yeah, flip phone for a week. That was cool. I fucked it down. Yeah, that shit was fun. I didn't...
Starting point is 00:03:20 Wait, did that video come out? No, I still have it. I still have that video and I have the vegan video, like, in the tank. I spent 24 hours in virtual reality. I walked 30 miles to tell a joke. Yeah. See, I mean, they did better than my vlogs. I like those videos, though.
Starting point is 00:03:35 I feel like that's a good thumbnail. I'm surprised it didn't do. Yeah, no, right? K's good. Yeah, I mean, you know, these days,
Starting point is 00:03:41 74K is amazing. But like, I don't know. That, like, if I saw that, I would click on it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Like if it popped up on my shit. I would definitely have. Let me guess. Scump. Scum. Scum. Skump.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Dashy, dashy. Hacks. And then I walk 30 miles. You really were about to be on, like, a kick with all this shit. Oh,
Starting point is 00:04:05 dude. If they had popped, I was, I was going to be like, I, like, I, like,
Starting point is 00:04:07 I would have, Same thing. Damn, we should just do a flycast where we just watch old videos. Dude, I said that, you know, it'll be a good ass podcast idea, and I hate I got to say it on here. Someone's going to steal it. Bro, imagine, like, all right, I'm trying to get fit. So we go on a walk or a light run walk every day,
Starting point is 00:04:26 and we're just miced up talking the whole time. I thought about, yeah, 100%. I thought about doing that. Like times, there's been times where, like, yo, hitches out of town, would you want to do a podcast with this? I was like, if we could do like Shotsie and go, I mean, I think I was in better shape then, but I was like, if I did like a little baby jog with Shotsie for like 45 minutes or something, I was like that might be a good idea.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Or just like walking. I've thought of that. That would be two labs and a GoPro. Or we. And a gop or no one's following. I'm picturing. You think Matt? No, I'm picturing Matt on his hoverboard.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Okay. You're, yeah. We take match. I don't think you realize how many. views we get you got to go try hard we get 20,000 views. Becoming more try hard. If you're watching this as you're a real one. That's good though. No, I mean it's good. I'm not saying it's bad. Not 20,000 is low. We get like 20, 30 after a few weeks. Which is still kind of crazy.
Starting point is 00:05:24 After we talk shit about Mr. Beast. Oh, they don't like you guys. So let you have you seen all this Mr. Beast shit going on? Yeah. So you watched the last episode. No. The firecalf. I watch some of them. I mean, I don't watch all, man. No, it does. The real ones. I came here to break up, Nick's rambling. Every time you rambles, I'm going to break it up. Good. You need to be on a full-time.
Starting point is 00:05:44 You need to be on full-time. You need to be on full-time. Last week. I've re-watched it last week. First 20 minutes, it was like I talk you. And then the last 35 minutes of the podcast. I was just fucking yapping. I was like, damn.
Starting point is 00:05:57 I kind of look. I was like, I haven't had one of those moments in a while. But it was because I was, I started talking about Adderall. You had 116 of those. I started talking about Adderal. I just started getting passionate and shit. We talked about, there's been this guy who's like uploading a three-part series
Starting point is 00:06:16 about like exposing Mr. Bees. He uploaded the first one and it was bad. I mean, all the shit he was talking about was bad. But it wasn't anything that I was like, oh my God, he's an evil person. Yeah, let's start where I watched all these.
Starting point is 00:06:30 I was, look, I remember I was saying, let me guess Mr. Bees is canceled because his someone he worked. worked with did this and now he would like and people are gonna I'm like shut the fuck up like mr. just because mr. B's friend does like give it a fucking break we're trying to cancel people no and then people didn't like that and then because and then the day after he he uploads this video the sociopath the sociopath video and that one's like bad it ones I haven't watched them I probably should like more petos victims age one to 11 yeah have you
Starting point is 00:07:07 that shit? No. So the two biggest things is they interview an ex-employee and he was he was in a video where it's like you're trapped in solitary confinement for 100 days and if you win you get 300 grand. He filmed a video and he was talking about like how bad of how bad of an experience it was and then the video never came out and all of the things that he said were like traumatizing to him. They refilmed it later and didn't include any of those.
Starting point is 00:07:37 So the video that actually came out is not him. It's a completely different person. This dog pack guy actually was in the video. So the dog pack guy used to work for Mr. Beast, but he also filmed or he also interviewed another ex-beast employee. And that guy is the guy that was in the was in the... You got to watch it. I know what you're thinking, but you got to watch. It's fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Maybe they just thought you fucking sucked on camera. And they were like, dude. You got to watch it. Also the victim thing there's a guy in Mr. Beast crew so at the very end of the video He says you work for mr. Beast is there any sort of like You know sexual assault or anything because that's been like rumors have been coming out and he was like there's a guy in the video Is a guy on beast crew every time he's in a video he wears a mask and they call him Delaware and the reason they call he was like I can't confirm this but I believe the reason they call him Delaware is because he was convicted of sexual assault salt in Delaware and he can't go back.
Starting point is 00:08:39 And then they ran his file and he, what he like went to jail or did he go to jail, Matt? I can't remember something. He, he like got convicted and he has like a case. He took a plea. Oh, a plea deal? I took a plea deal and that like victims one through 11 is like what's on his plea deal. What the fuck does that mean? First of all,
Starting point is 00:09:04 they were between one and 11th. First of all, what the fuck does that? That means. Jesus Christ. How is that even like... But like what did he do though? And this guy is a part of his crew like, does this guy eat at Mr. Beast's house and shit? This guy, from what it seems like from the video, he's one of the main set directors. So he's one of the guys that builds the sets for Beasts videos.
Starting point is 00:09:27 So he's on, he's building the set, he's on set. Which people are like... Look how many videos Beasts is done with all these kids. So like, that being said, like, he's, Mr. Bees hasn't. I just got to know what he did. But then at the same time, it's like if this is just a random guy, I don't know, I don't know nothing about Mr. B's damn near or. Riley loves this shit. But if he's like a random guy that's just building his sets, I mean, he's not doing a background check.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Yeah, like Mr. B sees him on the, he's not, he's set and then he fucking leaves. I think that's what, I think that's what people are saying is like, you know what I'm saying? Even if he claims, like, even if he claims. Well, Mr. Bees isn't the guy who went and hired this guy. Well, no, this is what they said. He probably just sees, I mean, it's possible. This is what I heard they said. Mr. Beest talked to hit that guy in that guy's mom and, like, sat down and talked to him about the situation before, like, moving on.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Who said that? I heard that. I definitely, I did not just make that up. No, I'm actually saying, though, I didn't make that up. Like, someone either left, like, a YouTube comment or I saw it on Twitter. That sounds good. But it was something like he. It's this guy.
Starting point is 00:10:34 This guy, so Delaware is his brother-in-law. This guy used to work for Mr. Beast. He also doesn't like Mr. Beast, but... It's this guy's brother. His nickname isn't Delaware because he can't go back to Delaware. He's from Delaware. That's the dumbest should have ever heard. He's been back several times.
Starting point is 00:10:51 He was hired before I was, and actually the reason I got hired to Beast, before I got hired, before being hired, Delaware sat down with Jimmy and his mom and explain them everything. So yes, Jimmy knew, but again, this incident happened in 20, In 2010, Delaware was hired in 2018. He was also let go from the company before I was. He was supposed to be behind the scenes manager, but in a couple videos, he was asked to partake because they needed people.
Starting point is 00:11:18 He was reluctant, especially in the straight jacket because of his charges, which is why he wore the mask. Delaware charges are set to be dropped this fall. And he's nothing but a good person, an amazing husband to my sister and the best father to my two nieces that I could ever ask for. They want no part in this. and they just want to live their lives away from the limelight. I understand why anyone would be upset and frustrated over the allegations,
Starting point is 00:11:39 and I do not blame them hurting kids in any way is completely unacceptable, but in the case of Delaware, I firmly believe that he did nothing wrong and look forward to the day those charges will be dropped. I don't think they, them shit ain't getting dropped. He was convicted already. He took a plea deal, shit. He was convicted of fourth degree rape sexual assault. What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:11:57 That shit is not. He took a plea deal. He agreed to what he did. He said Jefferson did something bad despite, previously implying in the original post he was falsely accused damn oh so if he was falsely accused
Starting point is 00:12:11 I don't see what I'm saying there's so much shit like why even speak that's why I don't speak on it it's so meant so much shit we've deleted like two podcasts no no no because we speak on something and then a day or two later something will come out we're like
Starting point is 00:12:25 all right this is not a good look for us even like no joke the last like five flycasts we've had we Matt's chopping them up together trying to make full ones like we either chalked the whole thing or fucking cut half of it out we'll talk about something and something come out later it's just like all right he knew what
Starting point is 00:12:41 happened so damn it's like Mr. B's hired a fucking guy that he knew did what he did and then it goes into all right what if this guy was falsely accused and it's just I don't know you just I mean if a guy sits a beast down with
Starting point is 00:12:57 and and his mom like and explains the situation to them and they hire him still, then you got to think there's more to the situation than what people on Twitter are talking about. Yeah, I mean. But then people will hear this and be like,
Starting point is 00:13:14 are you seriously defending someone that raped and 11th? Yeah, and it's like, no. Absolutely. Let me actually Google. Like, they'll literally say that. Like, you're a rape defender. What is fourth degree?
Starting point is 00:13:27 Are you looking at fourth degree? I don't even know what fourth degree. No, that's not what we're saying at all. It's just like what, because people will be, like just because he took or he took a plea deal he's not why would someone innocent take a plea deal or something like that an intentional touching of another person in an intimate way without their consent intentional touching yeah what the fuck i mean it's that's i mean it just makes my stomach
Starting point is 00:13:51 fucking turn it's still fucking but i mean that that and fucking how man what what is be i mean the thing is is say this guy is is is a changed person or he's in some way innocent. He did something fucking weird as fuck one time. Yeah. And then and then, uh, and now is completely separated from the scene. He's not with Mr. Beast at all. He probably works somewhere completely different.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Now, because of all this, Mr. Beast has to come forward and say, here's what he did. And here's what he told us. And that's why he was hired. This, it's gonna hit this guy's life all over again. That's fucking insane to me. Well, I mean, if he, if he has, obviously we don't know what he did, but if he actually did some, like, some sick shit.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Then Mr. Bees is not going to do with touching. Then Bees is not going to say anything. Even if you're fucking, even if you're like, you just. Oh, there's no. I don't even want to say it. I don't know, man. Yeah, I mean. Because you don't have one Mr. Beas or that fucking guy.
Starting point is 00:15:02 actually just saying what happened so it's like your mind can only just fucking imagine and then you think of the worst and then you think of like what if it was some like or what if he was like he said falsely accused yeah
Starting point is 00:15:16 but like what do you take a plea how do you take a plea deal in you but it's like it's because when you go because like charges like that if you went against like a jury a lawyer will eat you up and like you'll get serious time Instead of maybe taking like probation.
Starting point is 00:15:34 No, because there should be, there should be no probation for something like that. What if you get, what if you like, I don't know, like, what if a fucking random kid just runs up to you and hugs you and you're like, what the hell? Like, and the mom's like, oh my God, he tried to da-da-da-da-da. Like, it's like, why don't you touch her? But it's like, and it's like, and they ask you like, all right, so. But did you, did you touch her? And you're like, yeah, she ran up to me and hug me. So he's like, oh, so like, we know you.
Starting point is 00:16:01 We know, now we know, like, you touched her by how did you touch her? And if there's no way to prove it, it's like, we know you had contact already. Like, who knows what the fuck that went on? I don't know. Let's skip this. I don't even know what we're talking about it. Yeah, but regardless that what, even outside of that shit, the Delaware shit, the, like, the way the other guy was treated for the video that he did is, is, it also, I, I didn't think I was,
Starting point is 00:16:28 and I went into it how you probably think I did. Like, all right, let's see what this guy has to say. Because it's, because you hear that, you hear that kind of shit with phase. Or you hear that kind of shit in our industry. Like somebody will come up and be like, oh, you don't even know. Like, they're, they're fucked over there. And then you're just like, okay. Let me guess you got, you, you tried to do something and then you got, like, there have been people,
Starting point is 00:16:52 there have been people in our industry that think that we treated them bad when really they were a dick. Like, they were the problem. That happens a lot. so like I'm just I'm going into this video like all right let's see what this guy has to say because I know everyone everyone wants to take down Mr. B so everyone's going to side with him and as I'm watching it I'm like no this guy got like he got he got he got like traumatized you like give some examples because I haven't watched it so he he's in solitary
Starting point is 00:17:20 confinement he asks he he asks if they can if they can turn the lights off because he has no clock he has no sense of like what time it is. He's like, can we please turn the lights off like, because I can't, I can't, like, function. And they're like, well, the, uh, it would ruin the time lapse shots. So no, you can't. So then he goes up to the, that's fair to me. He goes up to the whiteboard and he writes his own like YouTube channel on there. They come in and they, they erase it. Really? And then that piss me all. He said, he said he had a, uh, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a jacuzzi and an ice cream machine. And he was like the ice cream machine.
Starting point is 00:18:00 there was two options either you hear all day long or you unplug it which I did and then it's and then the whole place smells like moldy dairy
Starting point is 00:18:13 because all the ice cream in the middle molded yeah it's like there's a hot tub but it wasn't it didn't have it didn't have water that it didn't have like um what is it jet like
Starting point is 00:18:24 circulation circulation yeah yeah so it just gets like lukewarm and then it gets like like algae and yeah algae and moist and then and now there's like mold like moldy air and it so he had like tons of examples of that and then he was like and then they paid me
Starting point is 00:18:42 the video never came out which is the only reason I stayed in there was like maybe if I just keep going this will be my big break you got fucking paid and then 300 grand that's your big break ice cream boy I don't get I'm kidding I'm kidding No, he didn't get all of it, though. He didn't get all of it because he didn't, he didn't stay the hundred days.
Starting point is 00:19:06 How much did he make? No idea. I think it was like, he said he made like a hundred K, 40 of it went to taxes or something. That would be fucking annoying though. I mean, it would be hard enough just being in complete. Oh, dude. And then. Solitary confinement.
Starting point is 00:19:22 And then at one point, he was like, so Mr. Beast comes in once every three days, gets his little like, he was like, he literally is like a. robot like pretending to be human says stuff to him and then he leaves he was like at one point i'm five days in or or no no no it's probably like two weeks in at at that point and then he was like uh comes in with a and says we'll give you this bag of money it was money right man i don't know did you watch it we'll give you this bag of money if you run a marathon right now on that treadmill and he was like and he's like a he's like a he's like a shrimpy guy and like like very like obviously he was like look at me I'm a shrimpy guy he was like look at me I'm not a
Starting point is 00:20:07 fucking athlete he was like I'm a stand-up comic I'm not an athlete and he's like very like you could tell he's not like a runner yeah running a marathon's crazy and running a marathon and he was like and so then I just started running and he was like and then I asked like yo could we he was like because I've worked on several videos where they fake the videos like several videos and I was like hey guys do you think maybe we could fake this one can I only run five miles can I only run 10 miles and they were like no you have to do the whole thing and he was like so then I got out and and they finally
Starting point is 00:20:40 brought in like a psych evaluation for me and like doctors and my head blister I couldn't walk because I had so many blisters on my feet like it's fucking crazy it was it was fucking crazy I feel like with a Mr. Beast channel people will look at that look at that and be like yeah that's fucked up that's in humane. But if you fucking, if you were on TV back in the day for like Survivor
Starting point is 00:21:03 or like one of those shows, like what was the like fear factor? Like those challenges were insane. And people just fucking laugh. Like they wanted to see the people break. Like you want to see the people break. You want to see them fail. You want to see some succeed. And like that was the point
Starting point is 00:21:20 of the video. Like are you willing to endure this fucking practically torture? And it was, and it was like no one ever said shit. I'm sure like there might have been some lawsuits or something. But since it's a Mr. B's children's video, you see him making fun of Mr. B smile on Twitter, call him like how we were just talking about our smiles.
Starting point is 00:21:46 But he does smile. I don't know, man. People sign up for it. I don't see. I mean, I would have to listen to the video because people are going to probably roast me again. Yeah. Talking about something I don't know what I'm talking about. I would say,
Starting point is 00:21:57 I would say watch the second video. The first video is all about giveaways. It's all about like forging signatures and like doing illegal giveaways and like, hey, if you, if you buy, we'll give away an iPad for to someone in the next five minutes that buy a shirt. And it's all stuff he did like earlier in his career, it looks like, which I give the benefit of the doubt for because when you first come into this, you're looking for anything to gauge some sort of like you're not thinking about the legality of different things or even you're not even thinking like morally I don't think at that point because you're just like you're just like oh this is engagement this is like what like this is what I have to do to keep my career going I think that's what you're thinking about but then again I could be that that I was just like you know it's fucked up and yes legally it's probably wrong or it definitely is wrong some of those giveaways were for sure illegal and they were like classified as it's illegal lotteries but like I didn't really like care about any of that because like that's not like when I think about some bringing someone down like if you're going to bring down Mr. Beast you don't
Starting point is 00:23:07 you don't talk about illegal lotteries for you know what I mean like it's got to be like you're scamming the system you're if you're you're you're you're saying hey we're going to give away a hundred iPads and you give those 100 iPads to your boys and then you'd never give you know what I mean it's got to be something like really bad did was illegal lotteries throughout this like that's what he I mean and apparently the second the second video he like they were literally talking about like the fucking
Starting point is 00:23:33 Geneva convention like there was they were talking about like there was shit that he did in his videos that they're not allowed to do to like terrorists like they're not allowed to torture like it's illegal torture but at the same time like the guy could have left at any point yeah but he's saying he's saying they're holding
Starting point is 00:23:51 salary over my head and saying if you leave you don't get paid because he wasn't getting paid in the first place. So he was like, so it was like this weird. Oh no, dude. It's just, I get what you're saying. It kind of just seems like part of the, it's just part of the, not job, but like you signed up for that.
Starting point is 00:24:10 And then once you enter it and it gets hard, suddenly now you want handouts and can we fake the marathon? Like, no, you just don't get the money then. But I also haven't watched the videos. I don't truly know. I'm ignorant to honestly a lot of this stuff because I see like I saw one of my subscribers tweet like get this Mr. Beast guy off my fucking timeline
Starting point is 00:24:38 fuck this guy I already know who you're talking about I know exactly who you're talking about I was just like wait like how serious this is getting so besides like I would have to look up into the people think his videos are or like the people suffered too much and the videos and then I mean, I guess the main thing is because people are genuinely coming out with Vidge literally trying to get him canceled kind of a piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:25:03 He's a sociopath. They were like, look at his smile. And he should, they're like, this is a smile of like a sociopath. Like there's something wrong with that. They're making it seem like this crazy, which it would be insane if it was true. But just making him seem like this crazy sociopath
Starting point is 00:25:23 that has all these like dark, tactics behind his fucking YouTube videos and I just don't necessarily think that's the gays. But again, I don't know. I haven't watched videos I could be mis-educated. He uploaded, he uploaded right after the first one.
Starting point is 00:25:39 And it was his most disliked video. It only got 145 million views. But, so it's a little, it's a, it's down there for him. Am. What is that, what actually? The nuke bunker or something like that.
Starting point is 00:25:53 What was his last? Did it, were the views actually? like down from what they usually are? No, it just had more dislikes. 140, 143 million views. But it's his most disliked video. Wait, survive 100.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Yeah, watch this with the guy and the girl. I haven't seen it. What's crazy is, do you ever watch Mr. B's videos, Boz? Sometimes, like the most random. I can't imagine most. Just high as shit. Those just, just watch them. Like, just, I watch the most random ones.
Starting point is 00:26:21 I think the last one I watched was the fucking, what was that shit called? where they wear the suits and all that crazy shit. Oh, the squid games? That shit was good. Wait, can you hit on it? Can you look at his popular videos? People were saying that last...
Starting point is 00:26:34 God, dude. People were saying that last video in the bunker was fake because it was a guy and the girl and they didn't fuck. Oh, yeah. They're like, this is literally impossible. I still forgot who's cheating. They're not hooking up.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Like, they're both single. And I read the comments. Someone's like, no, they have morals. Well, I mean, the morals is getting out of there with... I mean, I'm sure. sure they tell them like no sex. Well, it's also complete, there's a thousand cameras in there. They might be into that.
Starting point is 00:27:02 I don't know. I mean, it's a kid show. Y'all are insane. Yeah, that's true. It's literally a kid's show. I'm sick of this. Why is it being talked like a kid show? Why isn't it just like a, not a survivor of fear?
Starting point is 00:27:15 Why can't it just be a show? Why is it? Because of his, because it doesn't curse. Because of his, the way he edits. which is very like TikToky. It's very pop, pop, pop, pop. But, I mean, what I currently think, if I were to have some dumbass opinion,
Starting point is 00:27:37 is I think Mr. Beast is a, is trying to be the best fucking YouTuber ever to live. Yeah, yeah, that's what I think, too. And he will do anything it takes. Oh, there's some psychoticness behind, like even behind reaching this fucking level. Yeah, and it's just like, You can't be normal.
Starting point is 00:27:56 It's, yeah. So I, and I think he cuts a lot of corners to get there. And those corners are slowly, not cuts corners, but I think he focuses everything on, like, how do I make the best video? How do I get the algorithm to, and then, like, he should be the captain of all this other stuff. But, like, he doesn't focus much on it. And so all of that. And then he, like, doesn't care about people on this. side.
Starting point is 00:28:25 My God. What? The last 30 days, 2.1 bill. Yeah. Holy shit. Basically 2.2 billion views. First and subscriber ranks seventh in social blade. What the fuck.
Starting point is 00:28:39 First. Yeah. I mean, he's, it's fucking insane. I wonder if he's first in estimated earnings. Who's the other freak fucks even near him? Nah, Pootie pie can't even be close, right? Yeah, PewDie Pye's close. Really?
Starting point is 00:28:52 Well, okay. But every time Beast. Every time Mr. Beast uploads is 100 mil plus. Yeah. Or like 60 mil plus. Then other people would just have like... And then, yeah, PewDiePie uploads like every three days. Like, so you can't...
Starting point is 00:29:04 You can't do shit like that. I mean, PewDie Pye's still fucking crushing. Is he? Pudy pie. 22 mil? Yeah, he doesn't upload like he used to, 111 million subscribers. 20... Only 22 mil?
Starting point is 00:29:22 Dutty... Compared to two points... I mean, yeah, yeah. $2 billion is insane. $22 million is insane. It's fucking crazy. $2 billion. God, man.
Starting point is 00:29:32 People don't even understand. Well, like they do, but they don't. Dude, who? I do, but I don't. I'm like, there's no way to understand. Remember back in our day when we'd upload the, well, I know Hitch is still in the YouTube round,
Starting point is 00:29:47 but we'd upload, look at our, I didn't really use Social Blade, but sometimes I'd use Social Blade, just see what it said. I really thought I was a YouTuber I have YouTube studio on my phone I check it every day I check around the bar and TST videos Every single way
Starting point is 00:30:02 When are we getting back to YouTube, booze? Dude, please Hopefully this month YouTube is so YouTube is so much more fun than streaming It's so much more fun I don't know, I guess like I just There's nothing man
Starting point is 00:30:14 Blog Like go out to vlog everything Go out to eat But I'm not doing it I'm gonna have to get a camera man Is it I did a few vlogs. I'll just hit people up with the cameraman,
Starting point is 00:30:27 and I feel like it would, there's like certain moments where it's good, and then there's certain moments where I'm like, I can like, like, I want to do something fucking dumb right now and like say something dumb, make a dumb face. Like I know how, I know how, like, certain,
Starting point is 00:30:44 just say I'm like, I have the camera here and I just do like a, like just something dumb like that, just like pan, like I can't do that to a, a cameraman, just sitting there. Or do the...
Starting point is 00:30:55 Or just like dumb, random, dumb, kind of stupid shit. I just feel like awkward with the camera, man. I don't know. I kind of want to just see how, like... Well, first I think I'm going to vlog the studio stuff and try it and see how it does. Or I was going to just... Yeah, or I was just going to, like, IRL stream it on my phone. Or...
Starting point is 00:31:19 But I was going to do, like, a few videos, see how it's going, the numbers, and then figure out, like, how many. I would do a week or you know I don't want to do that shit where every day I have the camera out trying to do dude that shit it be at you just hit a wall to where it's like like you've already seen my house you know what I have in here you know the layout of the long shit's no joke it's it's over yeah it's over it's over it's been over like that daily vlog shit is no one like people do it that was daily iRL streams you're practically bought dude these guys are and I don't know they have the energy. See, I feel like I could do that. Just sit there on YouTube and just react
Starting point is 00:31:58 this shit and talk all day. Oh, oh, like, like that is, that's easy. That still has a thing. Like, I think ZIS and Bulu sometimes just go live and then they just do that, they just bullshit for a while, and then they turn it off. And like, they, bang. Like, like a computer? Yeah. That happens, too.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Also, that's what Hassan's, that's what Hassan does every single day. He sits there and he clicks videos, watches them, talks about them. He's like, oh my God, I hate Republicans. But he's, he has such... It's in-stream, and he's a fucking multimillionaire. He has such a... He's interested and passionate about such, like, politics.
Starting point is 00:32:40 And it's like every day you could just click on something, talk shit about someone. Oh, yeah, you can... Sometimes I just don't know what the fuck I would. I went to Hutch's Twitter randomly, just, like, scroll through it, see what he's talking about. And then I'm like, oh, wait, they... Elon Musk and Trump... We're talking. Let me see what they're saying. And he was like, this shit is so boring.
Starting point is 00:32:59 I just, I've, I've never been it. I've never, like, gotten into politics. Same. It's like. And I feel like I'm missing. Like, you're not. Who are you voting for? What? Who are you voting for this year?
Starting point is 00:33:12 Last time I voted was for Clay Aiken. An American Idol? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Did he end up? No. Wait, did he win? Clay Akin
Starting point is 00:33:24 Yeah Ruben stutter one Yeah Yeah yeah I don't think I've ever voted In American Idol You ever watch American Idol? Yeah yeah of course
Starting point is 00:33:33 You would text the number to submit your vote No I've never voted either We got fucking Kamala Harris And I'm not I'm not shaking my head Like I don't agree with her I just don't know But it's just Kamala Harris
Starting point is 00:33:49 versus Donald Trump Yeah And I just don't know what the fuck's going This is, yo, I actually can tell the laughing, stop. Think about the last three elections. Who the fuck am I going to vote for out of those six people? Bro, you get a fucking North Korea, Kim Jong-un.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Let me finish. You look at him and he's like, that motherfucker's got power. Like, I honestly, I don't want to fuck with Kim Jong-un. But then you look at us and it's like, sleepy fucking Joe. Like, it's just like if Joe Biden,
Starting point is 00:34:24 I'm gonna get eaten alive. If Joe Biden was like the president of fucking... Canada. Canada. Well, Canada's never in any, like, beef, so it wouldn't even matter. But even if he was just the president of Canada, I'd be like, what though? I would like, of course he's the president of Canada. But if he was the president of fucking...
Starting point is 00:34:44 Yeah, it makes us like less scary. It's like, we're not scared of them. I can't even, like, think of another country. Bro, Iraq? If he was the president, I'd be like, these motherfuckers ain't no threat. Like Joe Biden is from there? I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:34:59 But no, I don't pay attention to the policies. So, yeah, I don't, I don't care about any. I don't give a fuck about politics, like, at all. I don't follow it, like, none of that shit. And this girl posted that I know, like, something about Camila Harris. Remember I sent that to you? And I'm replied to a joke, and I said, shit I don't even care about politics and I know she ain't winning and I'm saying that
Starting point is 00:35:28 just off like Trump being famous like yeah he's too famous like you know what I'm saying he's so much cloud that's what I was thinking in my mind bro she replied yeah I don't she's like something something for being a gamer you don't even like you don't even like you know who she was yeah she's like uh I'm not taking right or after a while I forgot what she said of someone who's I ain't taking anything serious doesn't have huge videos. have human contact. And you know, you know this first? I'm like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:35:58 This gets you fired up like that? Like you say that to her like joking, just like casually just reply. Yeah, yeah. Like she might like it, move on. But it's like she genuinely like pissed her off. I'm like, that's what politics does. And then like that's why what I'm saying all this shit, I'm like, dog, there's people that'll be like, if I say like, yeah, I don't, I don't really like,
Starting point is 00:36:20 I don't really like did my toes into politics. politics too much because like it just seems like it's a never-ending hole if you start caring about one thing you gotta care about the other and now you got odds it's been forever fight against the other people because they're left and the right and the blue and it's just like it's like I don't really want to I just want to kind of do my thing and then like oh shit if I got to do this now because that's the government all right I'll do that until the next one then I move on and then I move on but then people will be like the only way you can't the only reason you're able to think that way is because you're privileged to
Starting point is 00:36:53 enough to be able to not care about politics. So, wait, is Texas right? Yeah, then it... What? Is Texas red? Yeah. Like, the most red. Wait, what are we? Like, Republicans? Yeah. Texas is? Yeah. Like, Republicans.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Everyone here is like the redest state and California. Texas is going to win, Trump's going to win Texas. Yeah, okay. And then Cal... Unless it just all we got is them. California is going to win, or CalMAL is going to win California. That's like a lock.
Starting point is 00:37:23 every year. Okay, okay, okay. That's all I know. I don't know any of the other states. I just don't understand how this is what we're like, I ain't got nothing else. I mean, I do like I do like we need that. How is there just not Barack Obama's lined up. Boom, I'm going to get roasted for that. Someone just got pissed off. Let's hear and me say. Okay. I think even if you're the hardcore, the hardest core Republican, like Blake is a Republican, like a aggressive. I think it's embarrassing to just even choose a side like that. But even Blake will be like at least, at least Obama
Starting point is 00:37:58 had some fucking like charisma to him. Yeah. At least people, at least like when I tell other people like like, like if they're like yeah like at least other countries look at our country and they're like, at least he's got his shit together at least. Like even if you don't even if you don't, even if you don't believe in
Starting point is 00:38:14 anything, any one of his policies, he could shoot a basketball. Yeah. He can talk to people. This is the only thing. I can see normal. I do notice, like, Joe Biden is like, oh, I'll be seeing the way he walks and talks. He's out of it. Right? He's barely hanging on.
Starting point is 00:38:31 But look it. But I also, like, I'm sure, like, I don't follow this, so I can't speak. But I also get the feeling of, like, when Trump was in office, like, if a motherfucker tried something with us, they're chopped. They're dead. I like that. I like that. And I love that feeling.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Yeah, yeah, me too. I don't know if I should feel. You know what I'm saying? I know Trump won't put up with no bullshit. it so it's like it almost makes me feel like safe yeah but then it's also like he don't put up with no bullshit now i got to go to war like so i don't feel it's it's like i don't know if i want a pussy president or like a real a real motherfucker who ain't taking no shit from tim jang loon and the next thing i know i get fucking drafted you're like damn am i too old to get drafted yeah you're done your
Starting point is 00:39:19 Your birthday's in two days. Yeah, my birthday is. Oh, yeah, you know what's crazy? I actually ask this people this question all the time. And I'm not judging you for your answer. But if you did get a letter randomly, like imagine you had no girl, no kids, nothing. You got a letter like, we need you to go to war. Would you do it?
Starting point is 00:39:38 Not we need you. You have to. And we expect you here at this day. I don't know. I got asthma. You wouldn't? I would. You would go to war?
Starting point is 00:39:48 I fantasize about it Even though I spent 100 days in boot camp No no no no I spent a hundred days This wouldn't be no Bootcamp it's like you get me As I come
Starting point is 00:39:58 Like Yeah You're not gonna break the boot camp part But I'm bound to shoot someone's head off Yeah I think that's how it works On his fucking scarf I don't think
Starting point is 00:40:11 I don't think that's how that works I think that's how other armies I think that's why we go in and they're shooting AKs like this. No, I feel like... I know you see. Those videos are hilarious. I've like fantasized about it
Starting point is 00:40:24 and that's not a good word to use because I know... Actually going to war is an insane thought. Actually, like, I watch a lot of like war movies just putting myself in those, in their shoes like, it's fucking insane.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Just knowing a bullet could just like... It's how it starts. It's just like, pop, up, oh, oh. And like, you just get fucking blinds out. Yeah, it's not like a bullet. Yo, there they go. And they start shooting. Yeah, it's like fucking randomly.
Starting point is 00:40:52 You just hear a fucking missile go off. Oh, everyone's screaming. Dirt's flying up. You start hearing gun. Like, that's in. And then like, you're posted up. You're shooting shots. You see you like take one out.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Like that is just insane to even like, just think about that as like that actually happens to people in real life. And it happens every single day. It's just an insane thought to actually have a gun in your hand. be at war, you're in the middle of a country, you don't even know where the fuck you are into actually be shooting people, taking cover, being in gunfire, like...
Starting point is 00:41:28 Dude, did you... It's fucking insane. Did you see interviews with the American... Not the American sniper, but the black dude, he was a sniper for us. Yeah, I've seen that guy. Dude, he was like dreads or so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep.
Starting point is 00:41:39 The Reaper? When you get time, I don't think, though. I don't know what his name was. And you got to actually watch, like, these interviews. This guy's, like, a confirmed, like, 50-plus kills, like, Like real deal, like he's done some shit.
Starting point is 00:41:52 And he said that, yeah, Nicholas Irving. He said he heard, like, they had a snipe, like a lady that was pregnant. Like, they just had to. Or, like, I forget what the story was that maybe the bullet went through. So I forget what it was. But she was pregnant, right? And this is gruesome, by the way. We're just talking.
Starting point is 00:42:12 He said, like, when the, he was so close. Like, when the bullet hit her, like, he heard. heard like just it sounded like someone turned on a sink like oh like like he said that like like everything was just spilling out of her like oh like the most like nastiest shit he's ever seen i'm like what though just imagine like just seeing that i would just be like yeah mentally broken i saw i saw i saw another sniper an interview with another sniper and they said what was your he was like he was like do you remember your first kill he was like he was like everyone you would be lying if You said you did it. Everyone remembers their first.
Starting point is 00:42:51 And he said, and mine is, he was like, it's not a great story. It's a horrible story, but that's war. And he said he was, he was sitting down looking for like communications between two camps. One guy walks out like hundreds of yards away, gets cleared for the shot, says take the shot, takes a shot while he's running to the other camp, gets to confirm kill, goes up, has to claim, has to see the body. Yeah, yeah, take a picture and show. It goes up. It's a 10-year-old boy. A 10-year-old boy was who was messaging back and forth
Starting point is 00:43:25 in between the two camps. And that was just his first. He was like, and it's just like, dude, war is like, he told another story. This one's crazy. Like, this one thinking of like the power of this 50-cow rifle he's using is fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:43:41 He said that there was like, he saw a guy that he was going to snipe, right? And the guy started running on the roof, like backwards, straight line, just started running. He said he shot this motherfucker and the top of his body disappeared and his legs walked for a little bit. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:43:56 I said, what the fuck? Like, bro, if I saw that, I'd be like, what the fuck? Dude, have you seen that? Have you seen that 50 cow shot? They're doing like tests with 50 cow shots. He shoots out of the mountain in like the distance. And then the bullet ricochets and comes back. Do you know what I'm talking about, Matt?
Starting point is 00:44:17 Like 50-count Rickashay or like Army Army test bullet Ricochet or something like that's all like that's mainly what I watch on like interviews like I know all about the capture
Starting point is 00:44:30 fucking Osama bin Laden Yeah all that stuff I'll try putting that I'll try putting on like war movies Michelle will be like No not action I'm like this is this fucking war This ain't some at Terminator 2
Starting point is 00:44:44 This is fucking real life war shit Now sit the fuck down and watch. Watch Band of Brothers. Then she just reads or something. But I stay watching more shit. And it's like, it's not that I like fantasy. It's nothing to fantasize about. But it's like, you do wonder.
Starting point is 00:44:59 It's like, fuck. What is that feeling like? I can't believe it's real. I mean, that's why there's video games made about it. See, up to the point though, where I can't, what my favorite movie is Black Hawk Down, but I can't watch like fake shit. It needs to be coming out of someone who's experienced this real shit. Like, I'm not going to sit there.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Like, that's why I don't really watch. movies I much rather if you put a two hour long interview of someone who's been in a war and a movie that everyone's saying you gotta watch it I'm gonna watch the interview every time I ain't gonna lie dude I don't do I hate watching that thing like Blake's like I want to hear this shit as a dog's mouth Blake's like obsessed with like the military oh yeah this 50 cow bullet look look at the mountain he shoots it hits the mountain and it skips right back in front of him dude if you can hear it with sound, you can hear the bullet come back. That blow off
Starting point is 00:45:50 his hat? Oh, my God. Literally, he is a he is a centimeter from dying. Right in front of everyone. A centimeter. Bro, that's fucking Donald Trump getting
Starting point is 00:46:10 shot. I don't think we, I don't know if we ever talked about that. He talked, I think he should have apparently talked about on the Twitter spaces last day. Yeah, he did. Like, that's crazy. My only thought... We could have just seen him fucking dead. My only thought of it is like... That's always been like a risk for any president.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Yeah. And there's no way that motherfucker should have been on that roof. No. No way. Something weird. It's a risk for every president. And there's no way that motherfucker should have been on that roof. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:46:39 I said it to Nick in the last flight cast. I was like, if that's Taylor Swift talking, nobody gets on that roof. Oh, hell no. Nobody's... Which is insane. People are... screaming all tight like wake though and there's like an out like an aerial shot of the area and there weren't even there's not even like many built like there's nothing around like all
Starting point is 00:46:58 this this this like we can't cover everything but like we got it it's just like uh there's a few buildings over here how is no one it's like a garage he there's only a few buildings in the old fucking area the other the rest of his shit grass maybe a you know house or some shit they got rid of him fast no even though he got to shot off. He did get sniping. They were looking, you could see this, you could see the sniper looking at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like ducking and shit. Hey, dude, if you're looking at a guy who is pointing a gun at a president, why not shoot?
Starting point is 00:47:31 You got to go watch. Well, it's weird. Like, do they got to get, like, shooter spotted? Uh, like, basically ask, can I shoot him? Because they got to get fucking, like, they know it's not asking shit, like. But I feel like there's. gotta be a red button, not that you push, but like
Starting point is 00:47:52 someone comes up behind the president, you don't fucking with a gun or a knife, like you're not asking. Are you gonna shoot him? Before I shoot him? Yeah, yeah. Like, you just fucking shoot him. That guy, or what's his name, Nicholas, the sniper? He actually says in the interview, like,
Starting point is 00:48:08 how he would, like, what, basically, the interviewer asked him, like, could he have done it and how he would have done it and got away? And he basically says, like, I could have hit Trump with a pistol from that far like and not missed like he said i could have hit him with a pistol like basically whatever gun i wanted yeah and anything above a pistol like there's zero chance of me missing so like yeah he's he's getting clipped he said he would have went in through a sewage system like crazy crazy shit like but he also says about what you guys were saying he's like oh once i
Starting point is 00:48:42 would have saw that guy would have shot him i wouldn't i wouldn't ask like yo yo can we have someone on the He said I would have just shot it. Dude, the picture of the sniper, like the social, the picture of the Secret Service sniper is crazy. He's literally on the roof staring at him. As soon as you hear the shot, he shoots. It's like, if you're going to shoot that fast, you're aiming at him. Like, he is aiming at that guy.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Bro, thank God that guy was a fucking, like, not. Not someone who's fucking. You see, it's like, a dumb fuck. I mean, I'm just reading headlines, so I don't know how much of it's true, but they went to like check his place and it had already been wiped like his whole the sniper who died who missed trump they went to check his house that had already all been wiped it's like who got there first oh you think it was like our government or some shit like secret service something bro i saw a something is up i saw a clip of like a i'm not much of a conspiracy at a kamala harris rally
Starting point is 00:49:41 or some shit the secret this seems so not true But the Secret Service needed a place, like they needed a bathroom or something. So they like knocked on the door at a house. No one answered. So they just kicked in the door, duct tape the security cameras, use the bathroom and then left. And I, that just sounds not real. No way. But I forget why.
Starting point is 00:50:06 I mean, I saw it on Twitter. It's got to be legit. But it was like an actual video, a lady in a suit. You see her on camera. She like looks up at the camera. Just takes like some duct tape, covers it. then like bang breaks in the house and apparently it was just like to use a bathroom or some shit no way but that's it sounds super service agents aren't even like they're not even like some the most badass motherfuckers they're just like
Starting point is 00:50:31 cops with I mean they got more training than cops but like they're not a marine it's probably just like dick riding you know what I mean get to that point it's probably just like application it's like you become a cop for a little bit and then you you you move up from there and then you fucking apply I see a service and I don't know people I feel like if they like you like you national clearance you get you get national clearance you've been dig riding for so long so you kind of get the job over someone actually qualified like I think that should never there's a part of like our military that is actually pretty fucking sick and I like how there's like an elite division of every like branch like you get like
Starting point is 00:51:06 the Marines and the army or the seals and the Navy what what's the Air Force one do you remember like this the lead branch of the Air Force or the the like the the the the Like, badass. There's badass motherfuckers. Fider jets. Navy, yeah, well, that's for the Navy. I'm saying, like,
Starting point is 00:51:23 there's Marines or the Army. Like the Blue. Yeah, my favorite, I actually love planes. Yeah? Yeah, but you ever hear of the Blue Angels? I've seen them. I went to a show when I was a kid,
Starting point is 00:51:32 and they were having one out here, and I wanted to go so bad, but we had a watch party. I was like, yeah, I want to see him again one day. Hell yeah, and I want to go to Chicago and watch them. Have you seen those videos? Oh.
Starting point is 00:51:43 People are like, bro, they fly right through the city, right between the buildings. It's fucking crazy. People who live down there have like the most crazy footage of them like come and flying right over the water. Just out your window. It's so cool though. It's so I wouldn't I would not complain being walking up by that. Dude.
Starting point is 00:52:02 You don't realize how like how the dude the the college football game here that they have at the Toyota Stadium. I don't know what I don't know what it is. it might be like a military bowl or something like that but they do a flyover for it oh really dog I thought the building was coming down I'm sitting there and Mace goes and I was like what and then all of a sudden
Starting point is 00:52:27 and I literally grabbed my couch I was like and then I realized it was a flyover dog it had to have been like a stealth bomber that's so fire imagine that seeing that shit at war and you just hear it I can actually probably look it up, fly over Oh, fuck in Would you be a fighter jet pilot?
Starting point is 00:52:50 No, I'd be a ground guy Sniper? Nah Just straight up Bustin doors Let's go get these motherfuckers Yeah I'd be on the top of the tank
Starting point is 00:53:02 I think I'd be a sniper Just when Addy Just three miles out Under some fucking trees and leaves it. F-16. That's you? You've logged this? No, I'm at my house right now. Like a block away. Is this right here? Yeah. There we go, baby. Dog. Oh my God. Oh, my God. That is four. That's so fire. Dog, it was so loud. Nick, if you ever see this, you better start throwing up the fist when you see these planes. Yeah, everyone gets hype. Like, look at the crowd. Look at the crowd. Matt. Go back.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Fight. All the dads get hype. Yeah, they all get so high. I mean, it is cool, man. It is cool. It's like a country when you can like bond together sometimes. The college football clip. They're doing college game day.
Starting point is 00:53:54 And they're all talking about college football. And then they all turn around and goes, that's a stealth bomber. I think is you at the top of the stadium? Yeah, yeah. I think I've seen that video. That video is so good. Because it's like, they're all 40-year-old dudes. And it's just like, guys never changed.
Starting point is 00:54:09 It doesn't matter. Blake said he went to like, oh, yeah, it's this clip. Pat McAfee and then at the Rose Bowl. That hell is that? All five of all. Oh, my God. That's such a sick plane. Dude, that shit is undetectable to radar.
Starting point is 00:54:34 What is it? I guess it just drops bombs? Yes. I guess. the wings. insane, bro. Like, you must feel so badass driving that shit.
Starting point is 00:54:46 I can't imagine. Why in that shit. Dude, imagine being that pilot. And just like, dude, we're sitting on, I'm sitting on planes like,
Starting point is 00:54:55 I hope there's no turbulence today. Yeah, and they're like, if someone shoots a missile at me, I got to pop a flare and do a somersault. Dude, imagine being fucking,
Starting point is 00:55:05 what's the Tom Cruise movie? Did you just like, top gun? the wait what's the top grudge top gun yeah top gun we should do well in fucking fighter jet fights and they're doing backflips somersaults dodging konging kong kink kink
Starting point is 00:55:23 through the tunnel and dodging bullets and shit like is that top gun where he goes through the tunnel and then the plane hits the tunnel behind them I don't know it sounds is that the original i've only seen the original top gun that I can't even I've seen both but I've only seen them once
Starting point is 00:55:37 but it's it's just insane because that actually happens. Yeah. In real life. Have you guys ever watch Full Metal Jacket? Uh. I feel like I've seen them all, but like... I don't...
Starting point is 00:55:49 Apparently full metal jacket is like really, really good. Been too long. It's one. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. No. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Yeah, yeah. I have seen this. Remember that crazy guy? Far right. That seems crazy. I haven't, I haven't seen it in a long time. I might watch this again today. What's the, what's the one?
Starting point is 00:56:08 What's the D-Day one? Wait, is it D-Day or the Normandy one? What's that one? They stormed the beaches immediately. Saving Private Ryan. Oh, I fuck with that. That was the first one I think I ever watched. I watched Saving Private Ryan on a plane.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Like if you fly American, it's part of like the little like, choose your movies, like Saving Private Ryan's on there. So I think because it was on a plane in a public place, I was like, oh, like, maybe it's not, like, it's just like a war movie. And I didn't realize it was like that gruesome. Yeah. I'm sitting there next to like. like a kid in her mom.
Starting point is 00:56:41 And I'm just like, I'll put on saving Private Ryan thinking it's like fucking, you know, Black Hawk Down or something. And it, dude, dude's head gets blown on. The picture, the scene where he's like, come on, soldier, grabs him by the hand and is running and then looks back and there's no body attached to it. And I'm just like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:56:59 But like, it's in the, is it the very beginning where they have, they're storming the beaches on the boats and just getting picked all. That's what I'm talking about. Like, God. And they're just like, the guys throw. throwing up in the in in in the boat can't even imagine and then they're like all right and then the things come out and immediately four get taken out just bro dude my heart starts pounding when i hear my doorbell ring and it's like someone selling solar like i can't i can't fucking imagine
Starting point is 00:57:29 the shit actually going down in real life i just know we're good like no one will ever try to storm the united states i think that'll it'll be the end of the world it'll be impossible it's It's impossible. Because I'm down to wipe out the earth. If you fuck, if you come to where we're at, we're all dead. I think, like, sure, I die, but you're dying too. And consider population no more. Can you look at how many nukes we have?
Starting point is 00:57:54 Like, I'm not letting y'all live. 13? 13? I think. Dude, if you're right about that, you're a freak. No. Wait, how many what? I just guess.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Oh. List of nuclear weapons. we have five thousand dog yeah that's why people we have 5,000 nukes
Starting point is 00:58:16 we have less in Russia yeah but you gotta think then it's up to who has the best defense and we have the best defense or who's lied about their amount of nukes because can those missiles reach us
Starting point is 00:58:27 is the question we don't know well we know our shit's gonna reach I bet this is one tenth of what is actually available to us like we're not gonna
Starting point is 00:58:37 you're not gonna come out and say we have this in case you fire that we're like we're keeping this shit secret you can try us if you want the first test of a nuke was in 1945 do you know it's crazy that's the crazy part
Starting point is 00:58:52 is there's a there's a weapon so great out there that it was first tested in 1945 between us and Russia apparently there's a total of over 10,000 of them and they've only been used twice right
Starting point is 00:59:08 They've only been used twice. I don't know. My grandfather lives in Hawthorne, Nevada. So both. Yeah, both Japanese bombs, right? That would be crazy to see, like, the end of humanity, though. I mean, if everyone just started dropping bombs, you're like, damn, this is the fucking end. It is so scary.
Starting point is 00:59:29 I'm alive while it's ending. Nuclear weapons have only been used twice in combat. And there's 10,000 of them. And we still talk about that event. that happened in what was that Hiroshima or some shit yeah
Starting point is 00:59:42 Hiroshima Nagasaki Wait that happened in 45 Can we are Is there videos on it What the fuck Can you try to find The Hiroshima bombings She got blown
Starting point is 00:59:53 The smithereens I know But I want to see A video They had something Chernobyl or whatever You never seen 1945 in New York
Starting point is 01:00:01 And everyone's just No there is There's videos They have live She got blown The smithereines that I mean that's terrifying that's fucking terrifying that is
Starting point is 01:00:11 fucking terrifying yeah I mean I'm just like I'm sick of the fucking the Twitter drama I'm sick of like bro if you're gonna launch a nuke launch on we'll launch one let's just any shit I'm sick of like bro the amount of times on news on a news station just the past
Starting point is 01:00:28 10 years or whatever that we've seen North Korea threatened dude we dropped a nuke out of that thing out of that fucking flying train bro the amount of times shit was put together. That plane was stapled together. Sure.
Starting point is 01:00:44 North Korea says possible war against United States or some other. And then like nothing ever happens. Dude. I just want to live my life. You live your North Korea life. Nuclear warfare has been a discussion for the entirety of not only my life, but my parents' life. Yeah. And it has never come to fruition.
Starting point is 01:01:06 Like, like, no. no bombs have ever been dropped but bombs have been made for the entirety of my life the entirety of my mom's life they have been made but never dropped and we're all just pointing it's like the Spider-Man meme with everyone like
Starting point is 01:01:21 think about this it's just not worth like they say the earth is gonna be done like it ain't wipe us out we wipe you out no one wins dude like how about let us live you go live your fucking life They say they bury
Starting point is 01:01:40 Like they bury all old like vehicles from the old like bro What happened to the old tanks? Motorcycles we have they say they just bury them They just bury them I mean what are you gonna do with a tank from 1950? That shit is I mean that'd be kind of cool What are there's hundreds of like a 1945 motorcycle that was used in fucking I'm sure they're still out there like that shit is that kind of dope that
Starting point is 01:02:07 sure they're still out there but there's probably some shit for sale sure there is I'm talking about the fresh ones no miles on all oh ones that were made but never used vehicles all type of shit I mean what are those
Starting point is 01:02:22 where the fuck are those 10,000 nukes where are those war in Antarctica I've been trying to tell you no we have them in like different countries like probably like Poland or something like ours our nukes are our shit's gonna take
Starting point is 01:02:36 Our shit's going to take three hours to get there Their shit's going to take 20 We're gonna get I wonder about the alarm they have If a nuke was sent this way Dude It'll probably somehow tap into this TV
Starting point is 01:02:51 My My ex My ex lived in Jacksonville, North Carolina And she, which is like a military town Like that's where there's a military base There she said she'll never forget Like 9-11 Because like she was living there
Starting point is 01:03:06 9-11 and the sirens went off citywide all day all day because like it was a call to action yeah that's and it's like dude if some if somebody else because that was the only time people have come here like if people come here it's a crazy thought that they were going to shoot those planes out of the sky they would shoot the nuke out of the sky oh if they got because they would know about apparently they would know about the nuke they would know about the submarine that's carrying the nuke before it even within striking distance. Their shit would be struck instantly.
Starting point is 01:03:40 And if they give us the opportunity to stop it, who, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. But the worst part, the scary part is, everyone, whoever is at top, whoever's at the top, everyone knows they're at the top, and they want to take that person down, like, in anything.
Starting point is 01:03:53 They're just going to gang, get together. What I'm saying, what I'm saying is, the United States is Drake, and everyone else is trying to be Kendra. Let's just, if anyone wants to go to war, let's keep this shit on feet. I understand. I understand.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Kim Jong-un. That I do understand. Well, shit. I guess, you know, we'll see soon enough. Optic Day. I just hope we make it to another Optic Day.
Starting point is 01:04:26 Which, I mean, we can talk about it being tomorrow, but this podcast will come out in September. September, November. I don't know when it's going to come out. But hey, we got Optic Day tomorrow. Are we, I feel like usually there's some kind of event. I guess we're not doing.
Starting point is 01:04:43 Right. Like a fun event. Like go to Hexes, get some food, something. I mean, this August. Process is coming out tomorrow. Process is coming out tomorrow. We should probably fucking celebrate. Do something.
Starting point is 01:05:00 Tomorrow. Then I got my birthday. Your birthday. I can have a fun week. My engagement parties this weekend. Where? Are we invited? No.
Starting point is 01:05:08 Okay. Double date for now. It's in, no, it's in Chicago. It's the one with her family. So I'm going to Chicago. Well, you're up the street? That's where I'm going to.
Starting point is 01:05:18 Wait, what do you mean? I'm going up the street. Up here? Fuck, you're coming all the way down here. Yeah. Me and Bose are going to go on a double date. But I'm sick of this fucking drive. Not the complaint to end this video.
Starting point is 01:05:32 Yeah. Seriously. It's just, it's the, first off, this is closer to Dallas than what I am to hear. Dallas would be like 30 minutes, but there would be traffic. I'll give you that. They got to add. The drive isn't on it. But it's just straight highway.
Starting point is 01:05:47 I'm 85 miles per hour for like 40 minutes. It seems like I'm going so far. All I need is an extra $1,800 added to my check for the yearly gas. One-time payment, 1800. Matt Craig can make that happen You know what I'm saying? Hey, it's Craig Matt Craig's like
Starting point is 01:06:11 Yeah, do I get mine too? I'm driving I'm driving from fucking Oklahoma I think Matt was driving like a fucking hour I know Juga was driving another But hey man it could be worse We could just be in a fucking war We could get him with a nuke
Starting point is 01:06:26 We could just get him in a nuke We could be working for Mr. Bees Ah In on that No That's going to do it for the flycast Three weeks till college football Hey
Starting point is 01:06:38 Go Trojans Is that a team? Yeah, that's Yeah, that's a team I forgot the month Matt Craig Play the outro music

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