The Flycast - The MR. BEAST DRAMA Continues… | The Flycast Ep. 117
Episode Date: August 16, 2024This week we have MBoZe joining us on the Flycast to discuss the MR BEAST drama, making a return to youtube, and crazy war stories. Load the OpTic APP now here! https://optic.link/NationYT Rate the ...App 5-Stars! Check out the OpTic SCUF collection and use code “OpTic” for a discount: https://scuf.co/OpTic Check out the OpTic Podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047 https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQG MB01VRXLRVBBYYQ The MR. BEAST DRAMA Continues… | The Flycast Ep. 117 00:00 Hitch making YouTube videos 06:00 Mr Beast 29:00 Coming back to YouTube 32:00 Going to war
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What Jordan's do I need?
Fours?
Then I ask you and they ignore me?
We're not reading no script, man.
You don't like these?
Yeah, I do, but you got a time rate, man.
You just, you already pictured in your head, I'd not time right.
Just choke him to the room.
Welcome back to episode 117 of the Flycast.
We've got a special guest in the building.
Money mark.
Whenever we need a banger episode, we bring us.
money mark they do kind of go well we put the bat signal out last time last time you
last time you want the fly cast i had walked 30 miles oh really last time he was on the flycast i
walked 30 miles oh my yeah dude i we did we did we did that we did that i had told boz i was
going to do it beforehand and in the middle of the flycast we took a break because you had to
pee yeah and when you took as soon as you left the room i was like because i was holding it
together yeah and boz was like when are you going to tell them i was like oh oh
no bro i'm hurting because anytime everything hurt everything hurt because if i do anything i like
any like like like look i just started running it's i'm on instagram every single day like say
like it'd be so hard for me to walk 30 miles not instantly just walk in and make everyone pay attention
to me because i just did this thing that's funny i forgot about your um that's crazy all did you
tell Nick I walked here?
Yeah, I was a nutcase.
I was trying to do my own.
You're like, yeah, I just walked.
That was before.
Do you walk here?
Because I think I walked there like, but for me it was like 15 minute walk or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Because you had been bragging about walking.
You were like, yeah, I walked here.
And I was like, okay.
Like I've done that every day.
Oh my God.
What, you've been walking for?
I think you said you've been walking since three for three hours.
I was like three hours.
Yeah.
How long that take?
Like 11?
Like 10 and a half?
Something like that?
I wonder if there was someone who like came home late, saw you and then left out again
and saw you again.
They were like left from work.
Jesus Christ.
Drove to Dallas.
When I was walking through Friscoe, I walked past the police station.
And I mean, it's four, four, ten in the morning.
And at that point, I was like, I wonder, I hope they're not going to be like sketched out.
Because then if they were like, yo, are you good?
I'd be like, yeah, I'm just walking.
walking downtown.
They're going to be like, yeah, we got to search this guy.
You're coming with us.
Yeah, this guy's getting searched.
I forgot that you were getting into like a whole, what would you call it?
Like a niche of YouTube.
I was trying to do.
It was before, it was sort of extreme stuff.
It was before around the bar started.
So like that was going to be my outlet.
But then around the bar started.
So I've kind of just.
You did a, um, that video came out, right?
Yeah.
The walking one.
It did pretty well.
Did um...
What else was there?
Did you just walk the park?
The flip phone?
What was it?
Flip phone for a week?
Yeah, flip phone for a week.
That was cool.
I fucked it down.
Yeah, that shit was fun.
I didn't...
Wait, did that video come out?
No, I still have it.
I still have that video and I have the vegan video, like, in the tank.
I spent 24 hours in virtual reality.
I walked 30 miles to tell a joke.
Yeah.
See, I mean, they did better than my vlogs.
I like those videos, though.
I feel like that's a good thumbnail.
I'm surprised it didn't do.
Yeah, no, right?
K's good.
Yeah,
I mean,
you know,
these days,
74K is amazing.
But like,
I don't know.
That,
like,
if I saw that,
I would click on it.
Yeah.
Like if it popped up
on my shit.
I would definitely have.
Let me guess.
Scump.
Scum.
Scum.
Skump.
Dashy,
dashy.
Hacks.
And then I walk 30 miles.
You really were about to be on,
like,
a kick with all this shit.
Oh,
dude.
If they had popped,
I was,
I was going to be like,
I,
like,
I,
like,
I would have,
Same thing.
Damn, we should just do a flycast where we just watch old videos.
Dude, I said that, you know, it'll be a good ass podcast idea,
and I hate I got to say it on here.
Someone's going to steal it.
Bro, imagine, like, all right, I'm trying to get fit.
So we go on a walk or a light run walk every day,
and we're just miced up talking the whole time.
I thought about, yeah, 100%.
I thought about doing that.
Like times, there's been times where, like,
yo, hitches out of town, would you want to do a podcast with this?
I was like, if we could do like Shotsie and go, I mean, I think I was in better shape then,
but I was like, if I did like a little baby jog with Shotsie for like 45 minutes or something,
I was like that might be a good idea.
Or just like walking.
I've thought of that.
That would be two labs and a GoPro.
Or we.
And a gop or no one's following.
I'm picturing.
You think Matt?
No, I'm picturing Matt on his hoverboard.
Okay.
You're, yeah.
We take match.
I don't think you realize how many.
views we get you got to go try hard we get 20,000 views.
Becoming more try hard. If you're watching this as you're a real one. That's good though.
No, I mean it's good. I'm not saying it's bad. Not 20,000 is low. We get like 20, 30 after a few weeks.
Which is still kind of crazy.
After we talk shit about Mr. Beast. Oh, they don't like you guys. So let you have you seen
all this Mr. Beast shit going on? Yeah. So you watched the last episode.
No. The firecalf. I watch some of them. I mean, I don't watch all, man. No, it does.
The real ones.
I came here to break up, Nick's rambling.
Every time you rambles, I'm going to break it up.
Good.
You need to be on a full-time.
You need to be on full-time.
You need to be on full-time.
Last week.
I've re-watched it last week.
First 20 minutes, it was like I talk you.
And then the last 35 minutes of the podcast.
I was just fucking yapping.
I was like, damn.
I kind of look.
I was like, I haven't had one of those moments in a while.
But it was because I was, I started talking about Adderall.
You had 116 of those.
I started talking about Adderal.
I just started getting passionate and shit.
We talked about,
there's been this guy who's like uploading a three-part series
about like exposing Mr. Bees.
He uploaded the first one and it was bad.
I mean,
all the shit he was talking about was bad.
But it wasn't anything that I was like,
oh my God,
he's an evil person.
Yeah, let's start where I watched all these.
I was, look, I remember I was saying,
let me guess Mr. Bees is canceled
because his someone he worked.
worked with did this and now he would like and people are gonna I'm like shut the fuck
up like mr. just because mr. B's friend does like give it a fucking break we're trying
to cancel people no and then people didn't like that and then because and then the day after
he he uploads this video the sociopath the sociopath video and that one's like bad it ones
I haven't watched them I probably should like more petos victims age one to 11 yeah have you
that shit? No.
So the two biggest things is they interview an ex-employee and he was he was in a video
where it's like you're trapped in solitary confinement for 100 days and if you win you get
300 grand.
He filmed a video and he was talking about like how bad of how bad of an experience it was
and then the video never came out and all of the things that he said were like traumatizing
to him.
They refilmed it later and didn't include any of those.
So the video that actually came out is not him.
It's a completely different person.
This dog pack guy actually was in the video.
So the dog pack guy used to work for Mr. Beast, but he also filmed or he also interviewed another ex-beast employee.
And that guy is the guy that was in the was in the...
You got to watch it.
I know what you're thinking, but you got to watch.
It's fucking crazy.
Maybe they just thought you fucking sucked on camera.
And they were like, dude.
You got to watch it.
Also the victim thing there's a guy in Mr. Beast crew so at the very end of the video
He says you work for mr. Beast is there any sort of like
You know sexual assault or anything because that's been like rumors have been coming out and he was like there's a guy in the video
Is a guy on beast crew every time he's in a video he wears a mask and they call him Delaware and the reason they call he was like I can't confirm this but I believe the reason they call him Delaware is because he was convicted of sexual assault
salt in Delaware and he can't go back.
And then they ran his file and he,
what he like went to jail or did he go to jail,
Matt? I can't remember something. He,
he like got convicted and he has like a case.
He took a plea. Oh,
a plea deal? I took a plea deal and that like victims one through 11 is like
what's on his plea deal. What the fuck does that mean?
First of all,
they were between one and 11th. First of all, what the fuck does that?
That means.
Jesus Christ.
How is that even like...
But like what did he do though?
And this guy is a part of his crew like, does this guy eat at Mr. Beast's house and shit?
This guy, from what it seems like from the video, he's one of the main set directors.
So he's one of the guys that builds the sets for Beasts videos.
So he's on, he's building the set, he's on set.
Which people are like...
Look how many videos Beasts is done with all these kids.
So like, that being said, like, he's, Mr. Bees hasn't.
I just got to know what he did.
But then at the same time, it's like if this is just a random guy, I don't know, I don't know nothing about Mr. B's damn near or.
Riley loves this shit.
But if he's like a random guy that's just building his sets, I mean, he's not doing a background check.
Yeah, like Mr. B sees him on the, he's not, he's set and then he fucking leaves.
I think that's what, I think that's what people are saying is like, you know what I'm saying?
Even if he claims, like, even if he claims.
Well, Mr. Bees isn't the guy who went and hired this guy.
Well, no, this is what they said.
He probably just sees, I mean, it's possible.
This is what I heard they said.
Mr. Beest talked to hit that guy in that guy's mom and, like, sat down and talked to him about the situation before, like, moving on.
Who said that?
I heard that.
I definitely, I did not just make that up.
No, I'm actually saying, though, I didn't make that up.
Like, someone either left, like, a YouTube comment or I saw it on Twitter.
That sounds good.
But it was something like he.
It's this guy.
This guy, so Delaware is his brother-in-law.
This guy used to work for Mr. Beast.
He also doesn't like Mr. Beast, but...
It's this guy's brother.
His nickname isn't Delaware because he can't go back to Delaware.
He's from Delaware.
That's the dumbest should have ever heard.
He's been back several times.
He was hired before I was, and actually the reason I got hired to Beast,
before I got hired, before being hired, Delaware sat down with Jimmy and his mom and
explain them everything.
So yes, Jimmy knew, but again, this incident happened in 20,
In 2010, Delaware was hired in 2018.
He was also let go from the company before I was.
He was supposed to be behind the scenes manager,
but in a couple videos, he was asked to partake because they needed people.
He was reluctant, especially in the straight jacket because of his charges,
which is why he wore the mask.
Delaware charges are set to be dropped this fall.
And he's nothing but a good person, an amazing husband to my sister
and the best father to my two nieces that I could ever ask for.
They want no part in this.
and they just want to live their lives away from the limelight.
I understand why anyone would be upset and frustrated over the allegations,
and I do not blame them hurting kids in any way is completely unacceptable,
but in the case of Delaware,
I firmly believe that he did nothing wrong and look forward to the day those charges will be dropped.
I don't think they, them shit ain't getting dropped.
He was convicted already.
He took a plea deal, shit.
He was convicted of fourth degree rape sexual assault.
What does that mean?
That shit is not.
He took a plea deal.
He agreed to what he did.
He said Jefferson did something bad despite,
previously implying in the original post
he was falsely accused
damn oh so
if he was falsely accused
I don't see what I'm saying
there's so much shit like why even speak
that's why I don't speak on it
it's so meant so much shit
we've deleted like
two podcasts no no no because
we speak on something and then a day
or two later something will come out we're like
all right this is not a good look for us even like
no joke the last like five flycasts
we've had we
Matt's chopping them up together trying to make
full ones like we either chalked the whole thing
or fucking cut half of it out
we'll talk about something and something come out later
it's just like all right he knew what
happened so damn
it's like Mr. B's hired a fucking guy that he
knew did what he did and then it
goes into all right what if this guy was
falsely accused and it's just
I don't know you just
I mean if a guy sits
a beast down with
and and his mom
like
and explains the situation
to them and they hire him still,
then you got to think there's more to the situation
than what people on Twitter are talking about.
Yeah, I mean.
But then people will hear this and be like,
are you seriously defending someone that raped
and 11th?
Yeah, and it's like, no.
Absolutely.
Let me actually Google.
Like, they'll literally say that.
Like, you're a rape defender.
What is fourth degree?
Are you looking at fourth degree?
I don't even know what fourth degree.
No, that's not what we're saying at all.
It's just like what,
because people will be,
like just because he took or he took a plea deal he's not why would someone innocent take a plea deal
or something like that an intentional touching of another person in an intimate way without their consent
intentional touching yeah what the fuck i mean it's that's i mean it just makes my stomach
fucking turn it's still fucking but i mean that that and fucking how man what what is be i mean
the thing is is say this guy is is is
a changed person or he's in some way innocent.
He did something fucking weird as fuck one time.
Yeah.
And then and then, uh, and now is completely separated from the scene.
He's not with Mr. Beast at all.
He probably works somewhere completely different.
Now, because of all this, Mr. Beast has to come forward and say, here's what he did.
And here's what he told us.
And that's why he was hired.
This, it's gonna hit this guy's life all over again.
That's fucking insane to me.
Well, I mean, if he,
if he has, obviously we don't know what he did,
but if he actually did some, like, some sick shit.
Then Mr. Bees is not going to do with touching.
Then Bees is not going to say anything.
Even if you're fucking, even if you're like, you just.
Oh, there's no.
I don't even want to say it.
I don't know, man.
Yeah, I mean.
Because you don't have one Mr. Beas or that fucking guy.
actually just saying what happened
so it's like your mind can only
just fucking imagine
and then you think of the worst
and then you think of like
what if it was some like
or what if he was like he said falsely accused
yeah
but like what do you take a plea
how do you take a plea deal in you
but it's like it's because when you go
because like charges like that
if you went against like a jury
a lawyer will eat you up
and like you'll get serious time
Instead of maybe taking like probation.
No, because there should be, there should be no probation for something like that.
What if you get, what if you like, I don't know, like, what if a fucking random kid just runs up to you and hugs you and you're like, what the hell?
Like, and the mom's like, oh my God, he tried to da-da-da-da-da.
Like, it's like, why don't you touch her?
But it's like, and it's like, and they ask you like, all right, so.
But did you, did you touch her?
And you're like, yeah, she ran up to me and hug me.
So he's like, oh, so like, we know you.
We know, now we know, like, you touched her by how did you touch her?
And if there's no way to prove it, it's like, we know you had contact already.
Like, who knows what the fuck that went on?
I don't know.
Let's skip this.
I don't even know what we're talking about it.
Yeah, but regardless that what, even outside of that shit, the Delaware shit, the, like,
the way the other guy was treated for the video that he did is, is, it also, I, I didn't think I was,
and I went into it how you probably think I did.
Like, all right, let's see what this guy has to say.
Because it's, because you hear that, you hear that kind of shit with phase.
Or you hear that kind of shit in our industry.
Like somebody will come up and be like, oh, you don't even know.
Like, they're, they're fucked over there.
And then you're just like, okay.
Let me guess you got, you, you tried to do something and then you got, like, there have been people,
there have been people in our industry that think that we treated them bad when really they were a dick.
Like, they were the problem.
That happens a lot.
so like
I'm just I'm going into this video like all right let's see what this guy has to say
because I know everyone everyone wants to take down Mr. B so everyone's going to side with him
and as I'm watching it I'm like no this guy got like he got he got he got like traumatized
you like give some examples because I haven't watched it so he he's in solitary
confinement he asks he he asks if they can if they can turn the lights off because
he has no clock he has no sense of like what
time it is. He's like, can we please turn the lights off like, because I can't, I can't, like,
function. And they're like, well, the, uh, it would ruin the time lapse shots. So no,
you can't. So then he goes up to the, that's fair to me. He goes up to the whiteboard and he
writes his own like YouTube channel on there. They come in and they, they erase it. Really? And then
that piss me all. He said, he said he had a, uh, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a
jacuzzi and an ice cream machine. And he was like the ice cream machine.
there was two options
either you hear
all day long
or you unplug it
which I did
and then it's and then
the whole place smells like
moldy dairy
because all the ice cream
in the middle molded
yeah it's like there's a hot tub
but it wasn't it didn't have
it didn't have water
that it didn't have like
um what is it
jet like
circulation
circulation yeah yeah so it just
gets like lukewarm
and then it gets like
like algae and
yeah algae and moist and then and now there's like mold like moldy air
and it so he had like tons of examples of that
and then he was like and then they paid me
the video never came out which is the only reason
I stayed in there was like maybe if I just keep going
this will be my big break you got fucking paid
and then 300 grand that's your big break
ice cream boy
I don't get I'm kidding I'm kidding
No, he didn't get all of it, though.
He didn't get all of it because he didn't, he didn't stay the hundred days.
How much did he make?
No idea.
I think it was like, he said he made like a hundred K, 40 of it went to taxes or something.
That would be fucking annoying though.
I mean, it would be hard enough just being in complete.
Oh, dude.
And then.
Solitary confinement.
And then at one point, he was like, so Mr. Beast comes in once every three days,
gets his little like, he was like, he literally is like a.
robot like pretending to be human says stuff to him and then he leaves he was like at one point
i'm five days in or or no no no it's probably like two weeks in at at that point and then he was like
uh comes in with a and says we'll give you this bag of money it was money right man i don't know
did you watch it we'll give you this bag of money if you run a marathon right now on that treadmill
and he was like and he's like a he's like a he's like a shrimpy guy
and like like very like obviously he was like look at me I'm a shrimpy guy he was like look at me I'm not a
fucking athlete he was like I'm a stand-up comic I'm not an athlete and he's like very like you
could tell he's not like a runner yeah running a marathon's crazy and running a marathon and he was
like and so then I just started running and he was like and then I asked like yo could we he was like
because I've worked on several videos where they fake the videos like several videos and I was like
hey guys do you think maybe we could
fake this one can I only run five miles can I only run 10 miles
and they were like no you have to do the whole thing
and he was like so then I got out and and they finally
brought in like a psych evaluation for me and like doctors
and my head blister I couldn't walk because I had so many blisters on my
feet like it's fucking crazy it was it was fucking crazy I feel like
with a Mr. Beast channel people will look at that
look at that and be like yeah that's fucked up that's in
humane. But if you
fucking, if you were on TV back
in the day for like Survivor
or like one of those shows,
like what was the like fear factor?
Like those challenges were insane.
And people just fucking laugh. Like they wanted
to see the people break.
Like you want to see the people break. You want to see them
fail. You want to see some succeed.
And like that was the point
of the video. Like are you willing
to endure this
fucking practically torture?
And it was, and it was like no one ever said shit.
I'm sure like there might have been some lawsuits or something.
But since it's a Mr. B's children's video,
you see him making fun of Mr. B smile on Twitter,
call him like how we were just talking about our smiles.
But he does smile.
I don't know, man.
People sign up for it.
I don't see.
I mean, I would have to listen to the video because people are going to probably roast me again.
Yeah.
Talking about something I don't know what I'm talking about.
I would say,
I would say watch the second video.
The first video is all about giveaways.
It's all about like forging signatures and like doing illegal giveaways and like,
hey, if you, if you buy, we'll give away an iPad for to someone in the next five minutes that buy a shirt.
And it's all stuff he did like earlier in his career, it looks like, which I give the benefit of the doubt for because when you first come into this,
you're looking for anything to gauge some sort of like you're not thinking about the legality of different things or even you're not even thinking like morally I don't think at that point because you're just like you're just like oh this is engagement this is like what like this is what I have to do to keep my career going I think that's what you're thinking about but then again I could be that that I was just like you know it's fucked up and yes legally it's probably wrong or it definitely is wrong some of those giveaways were for sure illegal and they were like classified as it's
illegal lotteries but like I didn't really like care about any of that because like that's not like
when I think about some bringing someone down like if you're going to bring down Mr. Beast you don't
you don't talk about illegal lotteries for you know what I mean like it's got to be like you're
scamming the system you're if you're you're you're you're saying hey we're going to give away a hundred
iPads and you give those 100 iPads to your boys and then you'd never give you know what I mean
it's got to be something like really bad did was illegal lotteries
throughout this like that's what he
I mean and apparently the second
the second video he like
they were literally talking about like the fucking
Geneva convention like there was they were talking about like
there was shit that he did in his videos
that they're not allowed to do to like
terrorists like they're not allowed to torture
like it's illegal torture
but at the same time like the guy could have left
at any point yeah but he's saying
he's saying they're holding
salary over my head and saying if you leave
you don't get paid because he
wasn't getting paid in the first place.
So he was like, so it was like this weird.
Oh no, dude.
It's just, I get what you're saying.
It kind of just seems like part of the, it's just part of the, not job, but like you
signed up for that.
And then once you enter it and it gets hard, suddenly now you want handouts and can we fake
the marathon?
Like, no, you just don't get the money then.
But I also haven't watched the videos.
I don't truly know.
I'm ignorant to honestly a lot of this stuff because I see
like I saw one of my
subscribers tweet like get this Mr. Beast guy off my fucking timeline
fuck this guy I already know who you're talking about I know exactly
who you're talking about I was just like wait like how serious this is getting
so besides like I would have to look up into the people think his videos are
or like the people suffered too much and the videos and then
I mean, I guess the main thing is
because people are genuinely coming out with Vidge
literally trying to get him canceled
kind of a piece of shit.
He's a sociopath.
They were like, look at his smile.
And he should,
they're like, this is a smile of like a sociopath.
Like there's something wrong with that.
They're making it seem like this crazy,
which it would be insane if it was true.
But just making him seem like this crazy sociopath
that has all these like dark,
tactics behind his fucking YouTube videos
and I just don't necessarily
think that's the gays.
But again, I don't know. I haven't watched
videos I could be mis-educated.
He uploaded, he uploaded
right after the first one.
And it was his most disliked video.
It only got 145 million
views.
But, so it's a little, it's a,
it's down there for him.
Am.
What is that, what actually?
The nuke bunker or something like that.
What was his last?
Did it, were the views actually?
like down from what they usually are?
No, it just had more dislikes.
140,
143 million views.
But it's his most disliked video.
Wait, survive 100.
Yeah, watch this with the guy and the girl.
I haven't seen it.
What's crazy is, do you ever watch Mr. B's videos, Boz?
Sometimes, like the most random.
I can't imagine most.
Just high as shit.
Those just, just watch them.
Like, just, I watch the most random ones.
I think the last one I watched was the fucking,
what was that shit called?
where they wear the suits and all that crazy shit.
Oh, the squid games?
That shit was good.
Wait, can you hit on it?
Can you look at his popular videos?
People were saying that last...
God, dude.
People were saying that last video in the bunker was fake
because it was a guy and the girl
and they didn't fuck.
Oh, yeah.
They're like, this is literally impossible.
I still forgot who's cheating.
They're not hooking up.
Like, they're both single.
And I read the comments.
Someone's like, no, they have morals.
Well, I mean, the morals is getting out of there with...
I mean, I'm sure.
sure they tell them like no sex.
Well, it's also complete, there's a thousand cameras in there.
They might be into that.
I don't know.
I mean, it's a kid show.
Y'all are insane.
Yeah, that's true.
It's literally a kid's show.
I'm sick of this.
Why is it being talked like a kid show?
Why isn't it just like a, not a survivor of fear?
Why can't it just be a show?
Why is it?
Because of his, because it doesn't curse.
Because of his, the way he edits.
which is very like TikToky.
It's very pop, pop, pop, pop.
But, I mean, what I currently think,
if I were to have some dumbass opinion,
is I think Mr. Beast is a,
is trying to be the best fucking YouTuber ever to live.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I think, too.
And he will do anything it takes.
Oh, there's some psychoticness behind,
like even behind reaching this fucking level.
Yeah, and it's just like,
You can't be normal.
It's, yeah.
So I, and I think he cuts a lot of corners to get there.
And those corners are slowly, not cuts corners, but I think he focuses everything on, like, how do I make the best video?
How do I get the algorithm to, and then, like, he should be the captain of all this other stuff.
But, like, he doesn't focus much on it.
And so all of that.
And then he, like, doesn't care about people on this.
side.
My God.
What?
The last 30 days, 2.1 bill.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Basically 2.2 billion views.
First and subscriber ranks seventh in social blade.
What the fuck.
First.
Yeah.
I mean, he's, it's fucking insane.
I wonder if he's first in estimated earnings.
Who's the other freak fucks even near him?
Nah, Pootie pie can't even be close, right?
Yeah, PewDie Pye's close.
Really?
Well, okay.
But every time Beast.
Every time Mr. Beast uploads is 100 mil plus.
Yeah.
Or like 60 mil plus.
Then other people would just have like...
And then, yeah, PewDiePie uploads like every three days.
Like, so you can't...
You can't do shit like that.
I mean, PewDie Pye's still fucking crushing.
Is he?
Pudy pie.
22 mil?
Yeah, he doesn't upload like he used to, 111 million subscribers.
20...
Only 22 mil?
Dutty...
Compared to two points...
I mean, yeah, yeah.
$2 billion is insane.
$22 million is insane.
It's fucking crazy.
$2 billion.
God, man.
People don't even understand.
Well, like they do, but they don't.
Dude, who?
I do, but I don't.
I'm like,
there's no way to understand.
Remember back in our day when we'd upload the,
well, I know Hitch is still in the YouTube round,
but we'd upload, look at our,
I didn't really use Social Blade, but sometimes I'd use Social Blade,
just see what it said.
I really thought I was a YouTuber
I have YouTube studio
on my phone I check it every day
I check around the bar and TST videos
Every single way
When are we getting back to YouTube, booze?
Dude, please
Hopefully this month
YouTube is so
YouTube is so much more fun than streaming
It's so much more fun
I don't know, I guess like I just
There's nothing man
Blog
Like go out to vlog everything
Go out to eat
But I'm not doing it
I'm gonna have to get a camera man
Is it
I did a few vlogs.
I'll just hit people up with the cameraman,
and I feel like it would,
there's like certain moments where it's good,
and then there's certain moments where I'm like,
I can like,
like, I want to do something fucking dumb right now
and like say something dumb, make a dumb face.
Like I know how,
I know how, like, certain,
just say I'm like, I have the camera here
and I just do like a,
like just something dumb like that,
just like pan,
like I can't do that to a,
a cameraman,
just sitting there.
Or do the...
Or just like dumb, random, dumb, kind of stupid shit.
I just feel like awkward with the camera, man.
I don't know.
I kind of want to just see how, like...
Well, first I think I'm going to vlog the studio stuff and try it and see how it does.
Or I was going to just...
Yeah, or I was just going to, like, IRL stream it on my phone.
Or...
But I was going to do, like, a few videos, see how it's going, the numbers, and then figure out, like, how many.
I would do a week or you know I don't want to do that shit where every day I have the camera
out trying to do dude that shit it be at you just hit a wall to where it's like like you've
already seen my house you know what I have in here you know the layout of the long shit's no joke
it's it's over yeah it's over it's over it's been over like that daily vlog shit is no one like
people do it that was daily iRL streams you're practically bought dude these guys are and I don't know
they have the energy. See, I feel like I could do that.
Just sit there on YouTube and just react
this shit and talk all day. Oh, oh, like,
like that is, that's easy.
That still has a thing.
Like, I think ZIS and Bulu sometimes just go live
and then they just do that, they just bullshit for a while,
and then they turn it off. And like, they, bang.
Like, like a computer?
Yeah. That happens, too.
Also, that's what Hassan's, that's what Hassan does every single day.
He sits there and he clicks videos,
watches them, talks about them.
He's like, oh my God, I hate Republicans.
But he's, he has such...
It's in-stream, and he's a fucking multimillionaire.
He has such a...
He's interested and passionate about such, like, politics.
And it's like every day you could just click on something, talk shit about someone.
Oh, yeah, you can...
Sometimes I just don't know what the fuck I would.
I went to Hutch's Twitter randomly, just, like, scroll through it, see what he's talking about.
And then I'm like, oh, wait, they...
Elon Musk and Trump...
We're talking. Let me see what they're saying.
And he was like, this shit is so boring.
I just, I've, I've never been it.
I've never, like, gotten into politics.
Same. It's like.
And I feel like I'm missing.
Like, you're not.
Who are you voting for?
What?
Who are you voting for this year?
Last time I voted was for Clay Aiken.
An American Idol?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
Did he end up?
No.
Wait, did he win?
Clay Akin
Yeah
Ruben stutter one
Yeah
Yeah yeah
I don't think I've ever voted
In American Idol
You ever watch American Idol?
Yeah yeah of course
You would text the number to submit your vote
No I've never voted either
We got fucking Kamala Harris
And I'm not
I'm not shaking my head
Like I don't agree with her
I just don't know
But it's just Kamala Harris
versus Donald Trump
Yeah
And I just don't know what the fuck's going
This is, yo, I actually can tell the
laughing, stop. Think about the last three elections.
Who the fuck am I going to vote for out of those six
people? Bro, you get a fucking
North Korea, Kim Jong-un.
Let me finish.
You look at him and he's like,
that motherfucker's got power.
Like, I honestly, I don't want to fuck with Kim Jong-un.
But then you look at us and it's like,
sleepy fucking Joe.
Like, it's just like
if Joe Biden,
I'm gonna get eaten alive.
If Joe Biden was like the president of fucking...
Canada.
Canada.
Well, Canada's never in any, like, beef, so it wouldn't even matter.
But even if he was just the president of Canada, I'd be like, what though?
I would like, of course he's the president of Canada.
But if he was the president of fucking...
Yeah, it makes us like less scary.
It's like, we're not scared of them.
I can't even, like, think of another country.
Bro, Iraq?
If he was the president, I'd be like, these motherfuckers ain't no threat.
Like Joe Biden is from there?
I get what you're saying.
I get what you're saying.
But no, I don't pay attention to the policies.
So, yeah, I don't, I don't care about any.
I don't give a fuck about politics, like, at all.
I don't follow it, like, none of that shit.
And this girl posted that I know, like, something about Camila Harris.
Remember I sent that to you?
And I'm replied to a joke, and I said,
shit I don't even care about politics and I know she ain't winning and I'm saying that
just off like Trump being famous like yeah he's too famous like you know what I'm saying
he's so much cloud that's what I was thinking in my mind bro she replied yeah I don't
she's like something something for being a gamer you don't even like you don't even like you know
who she was yeah she's like uh I'm not taking right or after a while I forgot what she said of someone
who's I ain't taking anything serious doesn't have huge videos.
have human contact.
And you know, you know this first?
I'm like, what the fuck?
This gets you fired up like that?
Like you say that to her like joking, just like casually just reply.
Yeah, yeah.
Like she might like it, move on.
But it's like she genuinely like pissed her off.
I'm like, that's what politics does.
And then like that's why what I'm saying all this shit, I'm like,
dog, there's people that'll be like, if I say like, yeah, I don't, I don't really like,
I don't really like did my toes into politics.
politics too much because like it just seems like it's a never-ending hole if you start caring about
one thing you gotta care about the other and now you got odds it's been forever
fight against the other people because they're left and the right and the blue and it's just
like it's like I don't really want to I just want to kind of do my thing and then like oh shit if
I got to do this now because that's the government all right I'll do that until the next one
then I move on and then I move on but then people will be like the only way you can't the only reason
you're able to think that way is because you're privileged to
enough to be able to not care about politics.
So, wait, is Texas
right? Yeah, then it...
What? Is Texas red?
Yeah. Like, the most red.
Wait, what are we? Like, Republicans?
Yeah. Texas is? Yeah.
Like, Republicans.
Everyone here is like the redest state and California.
Texas is going to win,
Trump's going to win Texas.
Yeah, okay. And then Cal...
Unless it just all we got is them.
California is going to win,
or CalMAL is going to win California.
That's like a lock.
every year. Okay, okay, okay. That's all I know. I don't know any of the other states.
I just don't understand how this is what we're like, I ain't got nothing else. I mean,
I do like I do like we need that. How is there just not Barack Obama's lined up. Boom, I'm going to get
roasted for that. Someone just got pissed off. Let's hear and me say. Okay. I think even if you're the
hardcore, the hardest core Republican, like Blake is a Republican, like a aggressive. I think it's
embarrassing to just even choose a side
like that. But even Blake will be like
at least, at least Obama
had some fucking like charisma to him.
Yeah. At least people, at least like
when I tell other people like
like, like if they're like yeah
like at least other countries look at our country
and they're like, at least he's got his shit
together at least. Like even if you don't
even if you don't, even if you don't believe in
anything, any one of his policies, he could shoot a
basketball. Yeah.
He can talk to people. This is the only thing.
I can see normal.
I do notice, like, Joe Biden is like, oh, I'll be seeing the way he walks and talks.
He's out of it.
Right?
He's barely hanging on.
But look it.
But I also, like, I'm sure, like, I don't follow this, so I can't speak.
But I also get the feeling of, like, when Trump was in office, like, if a motherfucker
tried something with us, they're chopped.
They're dead.
I like that.
I like that.
And I love that feeling.
Yeah, yeah, me too.
I don't know if I should feel.
You know what I'm saying?
I know Trump won't put up with no bullshit.
it so it's like it almost makes me feel like safe yeah but then it's also like he don't put up with
no bullshit now i got to go to war like so i don't feel it's it's like i don't know if i want a pussy
president or like a real a real motherfucker who ain't taking no shit from tim jang loon and the next thing
i know i get fucking drafted you're like damn am i too old to get drafted yeah you're done your
Your birthday's in two days.
Yeah, my birthday is.
Oh, yeah, you know what's crazy?
I actually ask this people this question all the time.
And I'm not judging you for your answer.
But if you did get a letter randomly, like imagine you had no girl, no kids, nothing.
You got a letter like, we need you to go to war.
Would you do it?
Not we need you.
You have to.
And we expect you here at this day.
I don't know.
I got asthma.
You wouldn't?
I would.
You would go to war?
I fantasize about it
Even though
I spent 100 days in boot camp
No no no no
I spent a hundred days
This wouldn't be no
Bootcamp it's like you get me
As I come
Like
Yeah
You're not gonna break the boot camp part
But I'm bound to shoot someone's head off
Yeah
I think that's how it works
On his fucking scarf
I don't think
I don't think that's how that works
I think that's how other armies
I think that's why we go in
and they're shooting AKs like this.
No, I feel like...
I know you see.
Those videos are hilarious.
I've like fantasized about it
and that's not a good word to use
because I know...
Actually going to war
is an insane thought.
Actually, like, I watch a lot of like war movies
just putting myself in those,
in their shoes like,
it's fucking insane.
Just knowing a bullet could just like...
It's how it starts.
It's just like, pop, up, oh, oh.
And like, you just get fucking blinds out.
Yeah, it's not like a bullet.
Yo, there they go.
And they start shooting.
Yeah, it's like fucking randomly.
You just hear a fucking missile go off.
Oh, everyone's screaming.
Dirt's flying up.
You start hearing gun.
Like, that's in.
And then like, you're posted up.
You're shooting shots.
You see you like take one out.
Like that is just insane to even like, just think about that as like that actually
happens to people in real life.
And it happens every single day.
It's just an insane thought to actually have a gun in your hand.
be at war, you're in the middle of a country,
you don't even know where the fuck you are
into actually be shooting people, taking cover,
being in gunfire, like...
Dude, did you...
It's fucking insane.
Did you see interviews with the American...
Not the American sniper, but the black dude,
he was a sniper for us.
Yeah, I've seen that guy.
Dude, he was like dreads or so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep.
The Reaper?
When you get time, I don't think, though.
I don't know what his name was.
And you got to actually watch, like,
these interviews.
This guy's, like, a confirmed, like,
50-plus kills, like,
Like real deal, like he's done some shit.
And he said that, yeah, Nicholas Irving.
He said he heard, like, they had a snipe, like a lady that was pregnant.
Like, they just had to.
Or, like, I forget what the story was that maybe the bullet went through.
So I forget what it was.
But she was pregnant, right?
And this is gruesome, by the way.
We're just talking.
He said, like, when the, he was so close.
Like, when the bullet hit her, like, he heard.
heard like just it sounded like someone turned on a sink like oh like like he said that like like
everything was just spilling out of her like oh like the most like nastiest shit he's ever seen i'm like
what though just imagine like just seeing that i would just be like yeah mentally broken
i saw i saw i saw another sniper an interview with another sniper and they said what was your
he was like he was like do you remember your first kill he was like he was like everyone you would be lying if
You said you did it. Everyone remembers their first.
And he said, and mine is, he was like, it's not a great story.
It's a horrible story, but that's war.
And he said he was, he was sitting down looking for like communications between two camps.
One guy walks out like hundreds of yards away, gets cleared for the shot, says take the shot, takes a shot while he's running to the other camp, gets to confirm kill, goes up, has to claim, has to see the body.
Yeah, yeah, take a picture and show.
It goes up.
It's a 10-year-old boy.
A 10-year-old boy was who was messaging back and forth
in between the two camps.
And that was just his first.
He was like, and it's just like, dude,
war is like,
he told another story.
This one's crazy.
Like, this one thinking of like the power of this 50-cow rifle he's using
is fucking crazy.
He said that there was like,
he saw a guy that he was going to snipe, right?
And the guy started running on the roof,
like backwards, straight line,
just started running.
He said he shot this motherfucker and the top of his body disappeared and his legs walked
for a little bit.
Oh my God.
I said, what the fuck?
Like, bro, if I saw that, I'd be like, what the fuck?
Dude, have you seen that?
Have you seen that 50 cow shot?
They're doing like tests with 50 cow shots.
He shoots out of the mountain in like the distance.
And then the bullet ricochets and comes back.
Do you know what I'm talking about, Matt?
Like 50-count
Rickashay or like
Army
Army test bullet
Ricochet or something like that's all
like that's mainly what I watch
on like interviews
like I know all about the capture
fucking Osama bin Laden
Yeah all that stuff
I'll try putting that
I'll try putting on like war movies
Michelle will be like
No not action
I'm like this is this fucking war
This ain't some at Terminator 2
This is fucking real life war shit
Now sit the fuck down and watch.
Watch Band of Brothers.
Then she just reads or something.
But I stay watching more shit.
And it's like, it's not that I like fantasy.
It's nothing to fantasize about.
But it's like, you do wonder.
It's like, fuck.
What is that feeling like?
I can't believe it's real.
I mean, that's why there's video games made about it.
See, up to the point though, where I can't, what my favorite movie is Black Hawk
Down, but I can't watch like fake shit.
It needs to be coming out of someone who's experienced this real shit.
Like, I'm not going to sit there.
Like, that's why I don't really watch.
movies I much rather if you put a two hour long interview of someone who's been in a war and a
movie that everyone's saying you gotta watch it I'm gonna watch the interview every time
I ain't gonna lie dude I don't do I hate watching that thing like Blake's like I want to hear this shit
as a dog's mouth Blake's like obsessed with like the military oh yeah this 50 cow bullet look look at the
mountain he shoots it hits the mountain and it skips right back in front of him dude if you can hear it
with sound, you can hear the bullet
come back. That blow off
his hat? Oh, my
God.
Literally, he is a
he is
a centimeter
from dying.
Right in front of everyone. A centimeter.
Bro, that's fucking Donald Trump getting
shot. I don't think we, I don't know if we ever
talked about that. He talked, I think
he should have apparently talked about on the Twitter spaces last
day. Yeah, he did. Like, that's crazy.
My only thought...
We could have just seen him fucking dead.
My only thought of it is like...
That's always been like a risk for any president.
Yeah.
And there's no way that motherfucker should have been on that roof.
No.
No way.
Something weird.
It's a risk for every president.
And there's no way that motherfucker should have been on that roof.
There's no way.
I said it to Nick in the last flight cast.
I was like, if that's Taylor Swift talking, nobody gets on that roof.
Oh, hell no.
Nobody's...
Which is insane.
People are...
screaming all tight like wake though and there's like an out like an aerial shot of the area
and there weren't even there's not even like many built like there's nothing around like all
this this this like we can't cover everything but like we got it it's just like uh there's a few
buildings over here how is no one it's like a garage he there's only a few buildings in the old
fucking area the other the rest of his shit grass maybe a you know house or some shit they got rid
of him fast no even though he got to
shot off. He did get sniping.
They were looking, you could see this, you could see the sniper looking at him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like ducking and shit.
Hey, dude, if you're looking at a guy who is pointing a gun at a president, why not shoot?
You got to go watch.
Well, it's weird.
Like, do they got to get, like, shooter spotted?
Uh, like, basically ask, can I shoot him?
Because they got to get fucking, like, they know it's not asking shit, like.
But I feel like there's.
gotta be a red
button, not that you push, but like
someone comes up behind the president, you don't
fucking with a gun or a knife, like you're not asking.
Are you gonna shoot him?
Before I shoot him?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, you just fucking shoot him.
That guy, or what's his name, Nicholas, the sniper?
He actually says in the interview, like,
how he would, like, what, basically,
the interviewer asked him, like, could he have done it
and how he would have done it and got away?
And he basically says, like, I could have hit Trump with a
pistol from that far like and not missed like he said i could have hit him with a pistol like basically
whatever gun i wanted yeah and anything above a pistol like there's zero chance of me missing
so like yeah he's he's getting clipped he said he would have went in through a sewage system
like crazy crazy shit like but he also says about what you guys were saying he's like oh once i
would have saw that guy would have shot him i wouldn't i wouldn't ask like yo yo can we have someone on the
He said I would have just shot it.
Dude, the picture of the sniper, like the social,
the picture of the Secret Service sniper is crazy.
He's literally on the roof staring at him.
As soon as you hear the shot, he shoots.
It's like, if you're going to shoot that fast, you're aiming at him.
Like, he is aiming at that guy.
Bro, thank God that guy was a fucking, like, not.
Not someone who's fucking.
You see, it's like, a dumb fuck.
I mean, I'm just reading headlines, so I don't know how much of it's true,
but they went to like check his place and it had already been wiped like his whole the sniper who died
who missed trump they went to check his house that had already all been wiped it's like who got there
first oh you think it was like our government or some shit like secret service something
bro i saw a something is up i saw a clip of like a i'm not much of a conspiracy at a kamala harris rally
or some shit the secret this seems so not true
But the Secret Service needed a place, like they needed a bathroom or something.
So they like knocked on the door at a house.
No one answered.
So they just kicked in the door, duct tape the security cameras, use the bathroom and then left.
And I, that just sounds not real.
No way.
But I forget why.
I mean, I saw it on Twitter.
It's got to be legit.
But it was like an actual video, a lady in a suit.
You see her on camera.
She like looks up at the camera.
Just takes like some duct tape, covers it.
then like bang breaks in the house and apparently it was just like to use a bathroom or some shit no way but that's it sounds
super service agents aren't even like they're not even like some the most badass motherfuckers they're just like
cops with I mean they got more training than cops but like they're not a marine it's probably just like
dick riding you know what I mean get to that point it's probably just like application it's like you become a
cop for a little bit and then you you you move up from there and then you fucking apply
I see a service and I don't know people I feel like if they like you like you
national clearance you get you get national clearance you've been dig riding for
so long so you kind of get the job over someone actually qualified like I think
that should never there's a part of like our military that is actually pretty fucking
sick and I like how there's like an elite division of every like branch like you get like
the Marines and the army or the seals and the Navy what what's the Air Force one do you
remember like this the lead branch of the Air Force or the the like the the the the
Like, badass.
There's badass motherfuckers.
Fider jets.
Navy,
yeah, well, that's for the Navy.
I'm saying, like,
there's Marines or the Army.
Like the Blue.
Yeah, my favorite,
I actually love planes.
Yeah?
Yeah, but you ever hear of the Blue Angels?
I've seen them.
I went to a show when I was a kid,
and they were having one out here,
and I wanted to go so bad,
but we had a watch party.
I was like,
yeah, I want to see him again one day.
Hell yeah, and I want to go to Chicago and watch them.
Have you seen those videos?
Oh.
People are like, bro, they fly right through the city,
right between the buildings.
It's fucking crazy.
People who live down there have like the most crazy footage of them like come and flying right over the water.
Just out your window.
It's so cool though.
It's so I wouldn't I would not complain being walking up by that.
Dude.
You don't realize how like how the dude the the college football game here that they have at the Toyota Stadium.
I don't know what I don't know what it is.
it might be like a military bowl or something like that
but they do a flyover for it
oh really dog
I thought the building was coming down
I'm sitting there and Mace goes
and I was like what and then all of a sudden
and I literally grabbed my couch
I was like and then I realized it was a flyover
dog it had to have been like a stealth bomber
that's so fire
imagine that seeing that shit at war and you just hear it
I can actually probably look it up, fly over
Oh, fuck in
Would you be a fighter jet pilot?
No, I'd be a ground guy
Sniper?
Nah
Just straight up
Bustin doors
Let's go get these motherfuckers
Yeah
I'd be on the top of the tank
I think I'd be a sniper
Just when Addy
Just three miles out
Under some fucking trees and leaves
it. F-16. That's you? You've logged this? No, I'm at my house right now. Like a block away.
Is this right here? Yeah. There we go, baby. Dog. Oh my God. Oh, my God. That is four. That's so fire.
Dog, it was so loud. Nick, if you ever see this, you better start throwing up the fist when you see these planes.
Yeah, everyone gets hype. Like, look at the crowd. Look at the crowd. Matt. Go back.
Fight.
All the dads get hype.
Yeah, they all get so high.
I mean, it is cool, man.
It is cool.
It's like a country when you can like bond together sometimes.
The college football clip.
They're doing college game day.
And they're all talking about college football.
And then they all turn around and goes, that's a stealth bomber.
I think is you at the top of the stadium?
Yeah, yeah.
I think I've seen that video.
That video is so good.
Because it's like, they're all 40-year-old dudes.
And it's just like, guys never changed.
It doesn't matter.
Blake said he went to like, oh, yeah, it's this clip.
Pat McAfee and then at the Rose Bowl.
That hell is that?
All five of all.
Oh, my God.
That's such a sick plane.
Dude, that shit is undetectable to radar.
What is it?
I guess it just drops bombs?
Yes.
I guess.
the wings.
insane, bro.
Like, you must feel so
badass driving that shit.
I can't imagine.
Why in that shit.
Dude, imagine being that pilot.
And just
like,
dude,
we're sitting on,
I'm sitting on planes like,
I hope there's no turbulence today.
Yeah,
and they're like,
if someone shoots a missile at me,
I got to pop a flare
and do a somersault.
Dude,
imagine being fucking,
what's the Tom Cruise movie?
Did you just like,
top gun?
the wait what's the top grudge
top gun yeah top gun we should do well in
fucking fighter jet fights and they're doing
backflips somersaults dodging
konging kong kink kink
through the tunnel and dodging
bullets and shit like
is that top gun where he goes through the tunnel
and then the plane hits the tunnel behind them
I don't know it sounds
is that the original i've only seen the original
top gun that I can't even
I've seen both but I've only seen them once
but it's it's just insane because that
actually happens.
Yeah.
In real life.
Have you guys ever watch Full Metal Jacket?
Uh.
I feel like I've seen them all, but like...
I don't...
Apparently full metal jacket is like really, really good.
Been too long.
It's one.
I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it.
No.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
I have seen this.
Remember that crazy guy?
Far right.
That seems crazy.
I haven't, I haven't seen it in a long time.
I might watch this again today.
What's the, what's the one?
What's the D-Day one?
Wait, is it D-Day or the Normandy one?
What's that one?
They stormed the beaches immediately.
Saving Private Ryan.
Oh, I fuck with that.
That was the first one I think I ever watched.
I watched Saving Private Ryan on a plane.
Like if you fly American, it's part of like the little like, choose your movies, like
Saving Private Ryan's on there.
So I think because it was on a plane in a public place, I was like, oh, like, maybe it's
not, like, it's just like a war movie.
And I didn't realize it was like that gruesome.
Yeah.
I'm sitting there next to like.
like a kid in her mom.
And I'm just like, I'll put on saving
Private Ryan thinking it's like fucking, you know, Black Hawk
Down or something.
And it, dude, dude's head gets blown on.
The picture, the scene where he's like,
come on, soldier, grabs him by the hand and is running
and then looks back and there's no body attached to it.
And I'm just like, what the fuck?
But like, it's in the, is it the very beginning where they have,
they're storming the beaches on the boats and just getting picked all.
That's what I'm talking about.
Like, God.
And they're just like, the guys throw.
throwing up in the in in in the boat can't even imagine and then they're like all right and then the
things come out and immediately four get taken out just bro dude my heart starts pounding when i
hear my doorbell ring and it's like someone selling solar like i can't i can't fucking imagine
the shit actually going down in real life i just know we're good like no one will ever try to
storm the united states i think that'll it'll be the end of the world it'll be impossible it's
It's impossible.
Because I'm down to wipe out the earth.
If you fuck, if you come to where we're at, we're all dead.
I think, like, sure, I die, but you're dying too.
And consider population no more.
Can you look at how many nukes we have?
Like, I'm not letting y'all live.
13?
13?
I think.
Dude, if you're right about that, you're a freak.
No.
Wait, how many what?
I just guess.
Oh.
List of nuclear weapons.
we have
five thousand
dog
yeah that's why people
we have 5,000
nukes
we have less in Russia
yeah but you gotta think
then it's up to
who has the best defense
and we have the best defense
or who's lied about
their amount of nukes
because can those missiles reach us
is the question
we don't know
well we know our shit's
gonna reach
I bet this is
one tenth of what is
actually available to us
like we're not gonna
you're not gonna
come out and say we have this
in case you fire
that we're like we're keeping this shit secret
you can try us if you want
the first test of a nuke
was in 1945
do you know it's crazy that's the crazy part
is there's a there's a weapon
so great out there
that it was first tested in
1945 between us
and Russia apparently there's a total of
over 10,000 of them
and they've only been used twice
right
They've only been used twice.
I don't know.
My grandfather lives in Hawthorne, Nevada.
So both.
Yeah, both Japanese bombs, right?
That would be crazy to see, like, the end of humanity, though.
I mean, if everyone just started dropping bombs, you're like, damn, this is the fucking end.
It is so scary.
I'm alive while it's ending.
Nuclear weapons have only been used twice in combat.
And there's 10,000 of them.
And we still talk about that event.
that happened in
what was that
Hiroshima or some shit
yeah
Hiroshima Nagasaki
Wait that happened in 45
Can we are
Is there videos on it
What the fuck
Can you try to find
The Hiroshima bombings
She got blown
The smithereens
I know
But I want to see
A video
They had something
Chernobyl or whatever
You never seen
1945 in New York
And everyone's just
No there is
There's videos
They have live
She got blown
The smithereines
that I mean that's terrifying
that's fucking terrifying that is
fucking terrifying yeah
I mean I'm just like I'm sick of the fucking
the Twitter drama
I'm sick of like bro if you're gonna launch a nuke launch on
we'll launch one let's just any shit
I'm sick of like
bro the amount of times on news
on a news station just the past
10 years or whatever
that we've seen North Korea
threatened dude we dropped a nuke out of that thing
out of that fucking flying
train bro the amount of times
shit was put together.
That plane was stapled together.
Sure.
North Korea says possible war against United States or some other.
And then like nothing ever happens.
Dude.
I just want to live my life.
You live your North Korea life.
Nuclear warfare has been a discussion for the entirety of not only my life, but my parents' life.
Yeah.
And it has never come to fruition.
Like, like, no.
no bombs have ever been dropped
but bombs have been made
for the entirety of my life
the entirety of my mom's life
they have been made but never dropped
and we're all just pointing it's like the Spider-Man
meme with everyone like
think about this it's just not
worth like they say
the earth is gonna be done like it ain't
wipe us out we wipe you out
no one wins
dude like how about let us live
you go live your fucking life
They say they bury
Like they bury all old like vehicles from the old like bro
What happened to the old tanks?
Motorcycles we have they say they just bury them
They just bury them
I mean what are you gonna do with a tank from 1950? That shit is I mean that'd be kind of cool
What are there's hundreds of
like a 1945 motorcycle that was used in fucking
I'm sure they're still out there like that shit is that kind of dope that
sure they're still out there but
there's probably some shit for sale
sure there is
I'm talking about the fresh ones
no miles on all
oh ones that were made but never used
vehicles all type of shit
I mean what are those
where the fuck are those
10,000 nukes
where are those war in Antarctica
I've been trying to tell you
no we have them in like different countries
like probably like Poland or something
like ours
our nukes are our shit's gonna take
Our shit's going to take
three hours to get there
Their shit's going to take 20
We're gonna get
I wonder about the alarm they have
If a nuke was sent this way
Dude
It'll probably somehow tap into this TV
My
My ex
My ex lived in Jacksonville, North Carolina
And she, which is like a military town
Like that's where there's a military base
There she said she'll never forget
Like 9-11
Because like she was living there
9-11 and the sirens went off citywide all day all day
because like it was a call to action yeah that's and it's like dude if some if somebody else
because that was the only time people have come here like if people come here
it's a crazy thought that they were going to shoot those planes out of the sky they would shoot
the nuke out of the sky oh if they got because they would know about apparently they would
know about the nuke they would know about the submarine that's carrying the nuke before it even
within striking distance.
Their shit would be struck instantly.
And if they give us the opportunity to stop it,
who, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
But the worst part, the scary part is,
everyone, whoever is at top,
whoever's at the top,
everyone knows they're at the top,
and they want to take that person down,
like, in anything.
They're just going to gang, get together.
What I'm saying, what I'm saying is,
the United States is Drake,
and everyone else is trying to be Kendra.
Let's just, if anyone wants to go to war,
let's keep this shit on feet.
I understand.
I understand.
Kim Jong-un.
That I do understand.
Well, shit.
I guess, you know, we'll see
soon enough.
Optic Day.
I just hope we make it
to another Optic Day.
Which, I mean, we can talk about it
being tomorrow, but this podcast will come out
in September.
September, November.
I don't know when it's going to come out.
But hey, we got Optic Day tomorrow.
Are we, I feel like usually there's some kind of event.
I guess we're not doing.
Right.
Like a fun event.
Like go to Hexes, get some food, something.
I mean, this August.
Process is coming out tomorrow.
Process is coming out tomorrow.
We should probably fucking celebrate.
Do something.
Tomorrow.
Then I got my birthday.
Your birthday.
I can have a fun week.
My engagement parties this weekend.
Where?
Are we invited?
No.
Okay.
Double date for now.
It's in,
no, it's in Chicago.
It's the one with her family.
So I'm going to Chicago.
Well, you're up the street?
That's where I'm going to.
Wait, what do you mean?
I'm going up the street.
Up here?
Fuck, you're coming all the way down here.
Yeah.
Me and Bose are going to go on a double date.
But I'm sick of this fucking drive.
Not the complaint to end this video.
Yeah.
Seriously.
It's just, it's the, first off, this is closer to Dallas than what I am to hear.
Dallas would be like 30 minutes, but there would be traffic.
I'll give you that.
They got to add.
The drive isn't on it.
But it's just straight highway.
I'm 85 miles per hour for like 40 minutes.
It seems like I'm going so far.
All I need is an extra $1,800 added to my check for the yearly gas.
One-time payment, 1800.
Matt Craig can make that happen
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, it's Craig
Matt Craig's like
Yeah, do I get mine too?
I'm driving
I'm driving from fucking Oklahoma
I think Matt was driving like a fucking hour
I know Juga was driving another
But hey man it could be worse
We could just be in a fucking war
We could get him with a nuke
We could just get him in a nuke
We could be working for Mr. Bees
Ah
In on that
No
That's going to do it for the flycast
Three weeks till college football
Hey
Go Trojans
Is that a team?
Yeah, that's
Yeah, that's a team
I forgot the month
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