The Flycast - The Only Person To Get Arrested in OpTic 😂 | The Flycast Ep. 184

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Energy, energy, energy. Ha! Who? Jacob Paul, lochabal. Logapal, Jacob Paul. Ha, who, ha. Welcome back to another episode of the podcast, episode on who gives a fun. I said the episode.
Starting point is 00:00:28 We can't say it. The other word anymore. Yeah, because we're 15 seconds saying. You get demonetized. We got, we got YouTube. YouTuber Nick over here is teaching, teaching me all of the different YouTube tricks. You can't. I don't even know where I heard that.
Starting point is 00:00:42 Wait, hello? We're back, man. Nick was telling me that you can't, you can't cuss in the first 15 seconds of a YouTube video or else it takes you down. Yeah, I don't know if it, the algorithm takes you down. Yeah, I don't know if it's just the algo. It said sometimes you can get demonetized.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Sometimes it can put like a yellow exclamation, almost like a, maybe like a warning or something. Yeah. Then I put it in chat, GBT. I've been using chat GPT lately. And, yeah, it said, and I think I always curse within the 15th. I curse so,
Starting point is 00:01:14 I watched my vlogs back and I'm like, bro, I am cussing. How long could you go without cussing? I think I would have to like practice. Yeah. Like I wonder if I could go. Should I try this? But then it takes me out my like flows. No, I don't try it.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Don't try it now. Yeah. We don't want to try now. Now's not the time to start. Because it like messes up my sentence if I'm not fucking saying. Yeah. You've got to be like it's got to be like a, like a challenge or something. Like if you were like, you know, if I had.
Starting point is 00:01:45 hit X amount of subs, then I'll, or you've got to have like a consequence for cursing. Yeah. So if you curse, you have to give five subs to the channel. So it's 25 bucks. Your own channel. So I need to start streaming again. But it's, but, but, I mean, you're just losing money at the end of the day. Even if I'm not streaming, get five to my channel.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Yeah. People are going to be like, what the fuck? What's going on here? What's going on here? He's officially hit rock bottom or something to, uh, But yeah, I had a I think I had a fun weekend for once. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:02:21 What'd you do? What did you do? Friday went out to eat. Yeah. Friday went to a restaurant. It was called a Greenpoint. Just got some food. Same girl.
Starting point is 00:02:40 It's complicated. Okay. But yeah. And then the next day. So yeah, I had a what's it called fish and chips like the deep deep fried fish with the fat ass fries yeah fish had that little banana pudding to go
Starting point is 00:02:57 then the next day it was like a first day of spring not spring break first day of spring i think was yet or saturday oh was it and it was like 90 some degrees out everyone in my apartment was by the pool so went to the pool hung out with some people drank all day started at like 1 p.m. And it went from like, pool, drink all day, went upstairs, showered, started drinking a little bit more than me and this other person went to go eat, drank more there.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Then from there we walked to the speak easy. He drank more there. Then from there we walked to this place, new place called Shy Boy, which is like a, it's called, like, have you ever heard of a, it's like a listening bar? No. To like the point, like they have good ass fucking speakers. No. What the hell? That sounds great.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Yeah, but it's, so it's not like a club. There's like a little section where the DJ is that like people would dance, but it's almost like, almost looks very loungy. But, yeah, just like.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Can you look up a listening bar? Look up shy boy. I think it's called a listening bar or like a sound. Sound bar. Sound something. But yeah, supposedly the, you know,
Starting point is 00:04:10 the sound is supposed to sound better and blah, blah, blah. So then ended up, ended the night there, but was just drinking all, fucking night. Hi-fi Hi-fi bar.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Yeah, this is it. Oh, this looks like some boogie. Is that? It is kind of, this is like where I'm trying to describe. Is that what it looks like?
Starting point is 00:04:32 That's one room. Yo, that's fire. What? It definitely doesn't look as cool as that in real life, but it does look like that and it is super cool. And then the see if it shows.
Starting point is 00:04:42 So it's just really nice speakers. Right there's the DJ desk up on like the Oh yeah I see And then that's sort of where people Stay in the dance And then the other side
Starting point is 00:04:51 People were getting drinks And in the back People were Sort of lounging But yeah That's where we ended the night But like Drake
Starting point is 00:04:59 That's kind of fire So what can you do What can you do with the speaker Like can you turn the speakers Up and down On your little rooms Or is it just like all It's that
Starting point is 00:05:06 No it's just they You don't get to do anything Oh okay Like they just They just like any other place But I think it's a little more Loungey And then there's one area
Starting point is 00:05:15 People kind of a dance in this area. At least I was. I had to get the party started again. It's always you. I got to get there. I got to start moving. Then people feel less awkward and then just.
Starting point is 00:05:27 But yeah, Saturday drank a shit ton. Is that what it looks like? Or is this AI? No, I guess that is kind of looks AI. That's, I mean, look at the bottles on the, that has to be AI. That's AI. Yeah, this is AI. But I mean, this is sort of, that is.
Starting point is 00:05:45 the vibe of the place, but it was really nice. But like, drank so much. Woke up the next day, just so hungover. But I actually had fun, though. Like, usually we'd be going to, like, when I go out with James, we even go into the same places like candies and the Knox area. Basically, where the white people go. That's where James likes to go and will only go.
Starting point is 00:06:08 James, not racist. James needs to get back to his old ways. He's not racist. Because this is a little ridiculous. What's his old ways? Well, he used to tell me, he was like, you don't understand. Like, I used to hang out with mad black people. It's like, he, like, James would say that.
Starting point is 00:06:22 That sounds like a sentence he would say. Yeah, and I'm like, well, every time Nick tells me where you guys go out, it's always like country bars. Yeah. It's not really country, but it's just like. Are there hip-hop clubs? That's worse. That will be played. Sweet Carolina at every bar.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Closing time. Closing time. Yeah. That's kind of the vibes of these plays. Are there like hip-hop and R&B clubs here? Have you been to one? Not this past weekend, I think the weekend before. Two Saturdays ago.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Okay. But yeah, that's my kind of vibe. Yeah. I get down in there. Yeah, I know you do. And yeah, it's just, it's more my, it's more my, not my type of crowd, but just my type of music, just people care less. It's less about, like, standing around and looking cool. More about dancing.
Starting point is 00:07:11 And more about just getting fucked up. Getting the energy out. motherfuckers smoking weed and shit Yes See my friend group is so mixed There's like If Bose comes out He starts his night at 1 a.m.
Starting point is 00:07:26 That's great He starts his night at 1 a.m. He hits... I'm three YouTube videos deep In bed Yeah By the time you guys are going to start it Bose
Starting point is 00:07:36 Bose. Bose will start at Um Bose will start at 1 a.m. To where like he'll go out and he'll like go to a club just to like start drinking. and then from there maybe to an after spot.
Starting point is 00:07:48 And then from the after spot, maybe to a little strip club or something. And then it's 5, 6 a.m. And it's just, I've done that a few times with him. And I'm just like, I don't know, man. This is like... This is different schedule. Me and the clubs, it's like that's one thing.
Starting point is 00:08:07 And then his next thing is just a little more extreme. That's when guns start getting involved. That's when, like, guns, people only see. spend cash. Oh, okay. The trappers are out. Like, that's their type of. You don't have any cash on you.
Starting point is 00:08:21 No. I haven't cash on me. And sometimes I'll text him. And I'll be like, yo, what are you doing? I'll be like trapping. Like,
Starting point is 00:08:27 just not, like no real response. I remember on Christmas day. On Christmas day, I think I texted him. It was like, yo, did you go home for Christmas?
Starting point is 00:08:38 And he was like, no. I was like, all right, well, I'm in town. If you want to, me and Isaiah are going to do this.
Starting point is 00:08:43 If you want to, like join us he was like can't i'm trapping on christmas day merry christmas man that might be the best time i don't think i talked to him again for like two months we like never see him in content i don't know man he lives uh i would like to be a a fly on the wall which is it's like a day in the life i don't know if i was i was wondering like do you think there are actually mysterious people in the world or do you think it's just people that don't don't show themselves often and so you think they're mysterious like what I think of
Starting point is 00:09:14 like what James tries to be on Instagram Right Like I'm not gonna I'm gonna if I do post It's gonna be like You know A picture of these three books And a dark exposure
Starting point is 00:09:24 Right Or this dark gym pick Where I totally look my best And don't look like this At all in real life Right Definitely dark exposure on everything But I was most
Starting point is 00:09:33 I was more talking like I watched this Jay Cole interview That came out like two days ago It was a really good interview I want to watch that But as I'm as I'm watching it I'm like, you know, Jake, Jay Cole's like kind of a hermit.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Like, you don't really hear much from him. This is the first interview. I think the first interview he's on, he said he's done in like 10 years or something like that. Like, it's been a long time besides the Nardward thing. But you can like kind of see like how goofy of a guy he is. Like he's very like, like the, you know how he does the boom, boom, boom, boom thing? Like, we're doing this and then boom, boom, boom, boom.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Like boom, boom was like his like go-to thing. He says it like a hundred times in that. But he's also like, you can tell. he's just like he's a yapper like he was just like yapping dog just she would ask a question he would answer for five minutes yeah and i'm like yeah i need to watch that i bet you like i bet you like i bet you like i wonder kendrick would have tried to be mysterious i don't know kendritch wouldn't even have done the interview yeah but like there are people there are people like that like emm and and and kendrick but there's real people like that leo leonardo decaprio like
Starting point is 00:10:43 There's people that you don't see them unless it's their art, so they seem mysterious. Right. But, like, I wonder if these guys are just nerds. Kendrick is. For sure. For sure. Eminem is, I think, genuinely, like, weird, a little off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:00 And he's just not, he doesn't want to do that. It doesn't, he's not comfortable with that. Yeah. What about, and what? I think Kendrick's more like, if I do an interview, people are going to see, like, how I'm not that cool. and like i was the nerd in compton and like half the shit i write about ain't really like facts no i'm just kidding now you're just hating no he's done some interviews before yeah i watched the interview he did with rick reuben back in the day it was like in compton yeah that was fire yeah but like
Starting point is 00:11:30 there's i don't know it it makes me it makes me think about it even drake i'm like you should do less interviews way less like if drake did no interviews i'm like god he's the fucking man If Drake never posted Because he posts a lot He posts He is definitely the one that is the most active He does have a sense of humor though Yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:11:51 Like that random skit Did you see that random skit he did with that like The The random skit he did with the guy from Canada Where he was like no I know guys You might unite no guys But I know guys Can you look up
Starting point is 00:12:07 Matt's trying to find it Is that like some Toronto It was like some Toronto like some Toronto like comedy skit. I don't know if it's a YouTube channel or not, but are we stay afloat. You know what's funny about that? Aluminum floats. You swing that to the right on a man. There's sink a man to the bottom of the shit. You feel what I'm saying? Z money. Who the fuck is Z money? Yo, so you thought that shit was funny upstairs, eh? What the fuck is Omerda doing here? Okay. This is the guy my guys are looking for. I do not look like this nigga
Starting point is 00:12:45 Wait, I've seen that guy on it's a guy He's very racially unbiourous bro who knows what he is Why the fuck is nobody answering me? What the fuck is Omerda doing here? Come here, come here, come, come, come take a walk. We can have a talk, we could walk and talk about what I'm doing here And then we could talk about what you're doing here Are you, am I supposed to be scared scared of this?
Starting point is 00:13:07 That's jokes, that's actually jokes dropped your glove So be in there's your glove Talking about drop this and drop that brother you want to get dropped I don't touch me bro I dodge that this I bet Drake would have been a god to your actor yeah probably dude did you ever see Kendrick in power such a dick rider yeah bro I bet Drake would have been a god to your actor I mean he started in acting uh did you ever see have you ever seen kindrick on power can you look up kendrick
Starting point is 00:13:41 kendrick's character on power he plays a homeless guy on power I didn't know this. It came up on like an Instagram feed. With only like a few lines or something. Yeah. And he actually like fucking crushed it. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Take your hater. Take your hater blockers off. Okay. And just and just he's like a little crackhead. What the hell of this shit? My nigga, my nigga. Lunch.
Starting point is 00:14:07 It's like Jack you got on five feet. Cow high leather, right? You know the neocortex is a phenomenon that support the five sense of the brain. It's responsible for hiding the human senses within the last sense. That's how I knew that was cat out of lead. That's nothing before you walked around the corner.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Well, fuck all that, Bobby, look. I got these gift cards. Give them to you, dirty. Matter of fact, give them to you just for a loser. I scratch some of the decorations off because I like the way the shit look, but these shit's still good. What the fuck out of it.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Yeah. But is that his part? Yeah, I mean, it's for two minutes, but I don't know what's the whole thing. But yeah, yeah, pretty good. Yeah. It's pretty good. I can't hate, I can't hate on them all the time.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Yeah. Listen, man, if you got, bro, acting. I wonder if Jay Cole's ever acted. It's because it's so, I wonder if Jay Cole's ever acted. It's the best actor of the top three. Yeah, who's the best? Or the big three. I remember doing a, I did an Oakley shoot,
Starting point is 00:15:07 and it was like very much like a commercial, but it was only for like, you know, my part was maybe like six, two, three second shots. Yeah, like intervals, yeah. But it took fucking hours to do. Everyone's dead quiet. Like, I think my line was like, I've always been a winner. Why is that funny?
Starting point is 00:15:31 And they'd just be like, can you say it like? All right, let's try it like. Your one line is getting critiqued. I've always been, no, have like more confidence. I've always been a winner. Like, that's just louder. Yeah, tone it down a little bit. But like, say it with like confidence.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Like, you've always been a winner. I've always been a word. No, but not like. And it's just like, but it's, it's not like I'm talking back and forth. It's like, all right, ready. And action. I've always been a winner. And cut.
Starting point is 00:15:59 But it's like, and action. And everyone's dead quiet. Camera, camera, boom guy, light guy, fucking seven people standing behind the camera like this. And it's just like. Every time you say it, they go. Bro, I remember they tried to, I walked in and then another one of my clips is, spinning a basketball with my finger. And I think maybe that's when I say it.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Like, spin a basketball and I'm like, I've always been a winner. But like, at first we truck, I walked in, they were like, all, your part's going to be, I think your first part is you're going to, we're going to have you like spin the basketball in your finger and then you say a line. And I was like, okay. And I was like, I can't really spin a basketball on my finger though, but like, I can try. Then I took it and I was like trying to practice. and I kind of had it for like two seconds
Starting point is 00:16:50 and then they're like, yeah, that'll be fine, that'll work. And then we tried doing it. I'm like, all right, ready and I'm like getting it ready for when they say action. I'm like, ready and action. Then it's like, I've always been able to. And it's just like, I've always been able. And then like we tried that like 12 times.
Starting point is 00:17:10 And then eventually the guy who's like holding the camera, he's carrying like, it's not even a backpack. It's just a whole fucking. to carry a 50 pound camera and like whatever else is on it and then he was just like oh my god my fucking like all right let's we got to figure something else out like he like because we kept trying to take so many takes and he was just getting fucking tired carrying this shit around so then they got like a string to hold the basketball spin it and i just pretend yeah they probably did some like a i shit to it or something yeah yeah it's uh you don't think you can be an actor as
Starting point is 00:17:47 you're saying? I would have to be drunk in Owen Zanz and it's just like it's too much, bro. I don't know how people do it. I think acting would be fun. There was a time of my life where I really wanted to act. There was a time of my life where I thought to myself, like, I'd be a good ass actor. Yeah. I was like, I was like in theater class and shit.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Really? Yeah. The fuck. It gets to a point like where, where, like, I feel like you can be in theater class, but then at some point you got to choose. between athletics and theater like you can't you can't do both should have chose theater
Starting point is 00:18:23 dude I'd be such a different person right now if I didn't go might have been the fucking man now it might have been have four Emmys yep well you would have went movies not YouTube I don't know I don't know what I would have done I have no idea if you choose theater
Starting point is 00:18:38 over sports do you ever join Optic no what I probably not I don't know no no is the answer because this is eighth grade eighth grade you have to choose because in high school you can't do both
Starting point is 00:18:54 what were you doing in class like what's a what's a theater what's a day what's a theater class yeah what's a day in the theater I mean it was eighth grade so life so this was like 10 years ago so you you go into like
Starting point is 00:19:12 you start the semester and you're in like we had like a little trailer So we're in the trailer and that's where the class was. You get taught like acting skills, like how to act, how to, how to project because there's no, there's no microphones. You know what I mean? And then so you get, you get taught all that stuff. Then they give you a script. And then you go over, you do a read and you go, you read the script with everybody in the class.
Starting point is 00:19:37 I remember doing that in like fourth grade. And then you go to the theater. So the second half of the semester is in the theater. And then the end of the semester is the full play. So you practice the play like over and over and over again, basically. And then there's a full play at the end of it. I was. So the whole point of the class is to practice for the play at the end?
Starting point is 00:19:58 Basically, yeah, yeah. I was the, but like you also do like improv and shit. But I was the guy in the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe. The big brother. I can't remember his name. Peter? I don't know. I would not be able to tell you.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Matt's looking it up. See, improv would... See, I think I told you this once, but they wanted me... Me and Zinny did a fly cast, and then at the end, they were like, hey... Peter, I was right.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Hey, we have an idea. We want you to... I guess they saw other people do it online. Like, we want you guys to improv. Like, Nick, you be the guy that's like picking up a girl at the bar and like, Zini, you be the girl at the bar. And I was just like,
Starting point is 00:20:44 I'm not doing that. like that's that would have been like like you're just improvbing this situation and it's just I don't just even fucking thinking about it now it just makes me like dude improvbing just makes me
Starting point is 00:21:00 just gives me anxiety makes me nervous bro people that are like really good at improv are are like they're just loose it's like such an incredible I just I would get in my head like I wouldn't even know what the I'm like bro I don't even do this with real girls at
Starting point is 00:21:17 real bars how am i supposed to make it up with fat zin well he's skinny now but he's skinny now but in your head he's still fat i didn't never even know him when he was fat i've just heard rumors i don't even know if it was true you've heard rumors from him i feel like he talks about it more than anyone else does but yeah they wanted us to do that and i was just like i'm not gonna lie i'm not comfortable with that james was like well like we kind of really want you to do it and i was like well, I'm not comfortable with it. Like, I'm a little hungover. Like, I just giving me anxiety already just thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:21:54 I feel like it would have, like, if I'm in that kind of mood, it's just already going to be like, it's just going to be awkward. Like, I'm not in like an open, fun, laughy, let's try this mood. It's, I don't know, it just would have been weird. Yeah. And he had worked on it for three days. He didn't work on anything. It was just something like, you got, pull it out. your eyes. Well, what should I say? I don't know. Figure it out, but here's the idea.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Oh, man. It's good. Did you watch that AI video that Toosh told us to watch? I didn't watch it. Is it as scary as he was saying? I mean, it is kind of, see, at the end of watching it, I was like, I don't know how much information I retained from that. So I chat GPTed it. Give me a summary of this. But then I forgot what the chat CBT told me as well. But it was basically like we created an eye that's super powerful. Then we created an AI that is fucking 500 times powerful of that. Then we created an AI that's a million times even more powerful than that. And that's Agent 3. And then we had to create an AI called Agent 4 that protects us from Agent 3.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Because Agent 3 is so powerful that it could just start computing in ways to where it starts figuring its own shit out and fucking could. go off the deep end and start fucking shit up so we created an AI to like stop that from happening and then they created like agent five which like sees amongst all the other AIs and I don't fucking know it did see it did seem something like if you're gonna experiment with this type of AI it could turn dangerous and it's either gonna be us or China that does it either one whoever does it I think it's risky for I mean, it could be risky for the world, but it's going to be risky for that country to do it. But they think both countries want, like, you want to be the first to find the most profound AI.
Starting point is 00:24:03 You know, it could be like finding the new internet or something. But it could also be dangerous to where it's like, AI, you know, starts shutting shit down on its own because it's, say it's coded to make the best, and I am not the person to be speaking for this. Yeah. Say it's coded to have the best performance for the economic state of the fucking
Starting point is 00:24:32 East Coast or some shit. And it figures out all this day. So it starts, maybe it starts shutting other shit down. But it's like, no, we didn't want you to do that, but it starts getting rid of other things and adding this thing. It could just start fucking shit up. And also, I have completely no idea what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:24:48 But at the end, it did it did seem like it could get scary that's not oh man like it's almost like I'm gonna have to watch it it'd be like the birth of I don't know it's I was gonna say the internet like how the birth of the internet was so big and then like the birth and then like so much shit came from the internet yeah like it kind of happened
Starting point is 00:25:08 like internet was born your email uh you Yahoo email Yahoo kind of just do it maybe like maybe a game or two but then it started turning into like deer hunter 1996 then it started yeah then it started turning into uh like youtube videos tic talks and instagrams and social medias and everything is only like it took such a like a turn and an upward trajectory and like they think a i is going to do the same
Starting point is 00:25:40 thing so we're like like a few years ago we're talking about AI and like shit like that yeah and like now it's like oh look how it was like will smith eating a bowl of spaghetti I think too said that. Matt, can you look at what day the Will Smith Spaghetti? Like it starts like
Starting point is 00:25:56 Oh, AI Will Smith bowl of spaghetti or like Sor there was an app Sora where you could like That was less than a year ago take a picture of yourself
Starting point is 00:26:06 and say like put me riding a pig in the forest and it would do that and it's actually like you riding a pig in the forest and it's like that was the beginning and I think now it's like it's going on that curve upwards
Starting point is 00:26:19 so like shit could be insane March of 23 so literally three years ago is um is when the Will Smith bowl of spaghetti
Starting point is 00:26:33 and I think that I think we use that as the start start of AI because like we had seen AI generated like text we had seen AI generated pictures but we had never seen a video like that is just literally script out that and the shit that has happened in three years because because I we always see like how exponential things go and we've actually kind of lived through the start of like when
Starting point is 00:27:05 Google was made to like the internet taking over the world which did take like 20 years yeah this took three years like we saw we saw the internet age it explode, but it took 20 years. Right. And you've got to think, like, and, like, the industrial ages of, like, other, like, societies, those took hundreds of years to explode. And everything is just being condensed, and I think it's all over.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Yeah, I don't know. AI could come to a scary place. It was too, honestly, like, hearing the dude talk about, I'm just like, I'm just too fucking done. I don't know if too smart as shit or something, or maybe it's just me being dumb as shit to watching that video but I'm just like bro
Starting point is 00:27:52 I really just can't keep up to the point where I looked it up when ChatGBT's just like give me a summary You used AI I used AI to come up with the answer of what this what this video was talking about
Starting point is 00:28:03 with AI But then even reading the summary I'm just like I just forget I don't know I think I have a learning disability the order I get
Starting point is 00:28:16 I almost want to get like a brain scan and see if something's going on. Yeah, you said that last week. I don't retain like any information anymore. I'm trying to retain more. I feel like I'm a smart person as in like having some awareness and some social awareness and who's a good person, who's a bad person. When am I being a good person?
Starting point is 00:28:37 When am I being a shitty person? You got to be nice to people. You got street smarts. Sure. Maybe street smarts. You've got street smarts. Like, you know, I'm in Mexico City. checking my corner
Starting point is 00:28:48 looking at the minimap like I'm not gonna get I'm not just walking through life like that but when it comes to retaining information and remembering shit it's just it's so bad yeah
Starting point is 00:29:03 I think in uh in one of Jay Cole's songs he uses the word besmirch my he says besmirch can you look up the word besmirch what was the word I've heard B-I-S-N- M-I-R-C-H, I think.
Starting point is 00:29:19 Bismertch mine? I think that's what he says. There was a word I heard yesterday. There's a word I heard. Oh, it's B-E-S. It means to damage or reputation, honor, or to soil something physically. Word of the day, besmirch. You know, he learned that and was like, I'm going to use this in a sentence.
Starting point is 00:29:40 No, he probably, he probably went on fucking thesaurus.com or rhymezone.com, I think is what it's called. I mean, he is a word smith. Yeah, of course, but you can't just, you can't just, if you have a rhyme scheme. I mean, he might have been like reading something and been like, what does this fucking mean? And then look it up and then. But that's what I'm saying. But then he made it a point to apply it and rhyme it. There's nothing wrong with that.
Starting point is 00:30:03 There's nothing wrong with applying knowledge. The word originated in the 1590s. Just words, just be originating. Words just be originating. And what do you mean? can just make up a word. I mean, we, we make up words like skibbity. That's not like, I mean, does skibbity have a definition now?
Starting point is 00:30:26 I don't know. What would the definition of skibbity? What's a sentence you would use skibbity? I don't, Matt, can you look up skibbity? Type in chat, GBT. Lists of sentences, you would use the word skibbity. Skip, yeah, like, that's what we make up. Head out of a fucking.
Starting point is 00:30:47 toilet. Head out of a toilet. Skibbidi is, Skibbidi is an alpha shin. Skibbidi toilet. Skibbity is a gin alpha slang
Starting point is 00:30:54 derived from the Skibbity toilet YouTube series frequently used as a versatile often nonsensical adjective meaning cool, bad or weird. See that all can't be true.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Like you can't just have a word that means three. It can't be cool, bad or weird. Man, this is just a skibbitty podcast. Yeah, the skibbitty podcast. All three meanings. You know what we got to get into?
Starting point is 00:31:26 And I want to ask you about this. First off, mental health check. How's your health been mentally? Good. You've been in a good space? Yeah, I've been in a great space. Okay. Well, this brings me to my next point then.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Matt, can you pull up Hitch's Twitter? I want to know. because I feel like for quite some time not that you stayed off the grid you've always kind of been a tweeter but it's sort of been in our genre of like e-sports
Starting point is 00:31:56 is where I'll see you tweet who I'll see you tweet at hit on his replies real quick and let's just okay so I was telling the show more replies
Starting point is 00:32:12 I think he's under that too oh are you talking about with this the 50 cent guy yeah just a random fucking like who is this guy for you to be responding to you outside bro so how twitter works nowadays is if you respond to one thing it just sends you people's tweets that you don't follow so i've been responding i mean i've been responding to like i've seen you respond to a lot of random i've been responding to like the mallory bros and the the the fucking zis and bulu
Starting point is 00:32:45 and the needle drop. I've been responding to a bunch of people that like do music stuff. And so like this guy, so randomly this guy will pop up and he's just like, and I can tell it's either a bot account or he's just like a hater. Oh, it's just like what can he
Starting point is 00:33:02 tweet to get interactions? Yeah, and sometimes I just give in. Sometimes I just give in. But are you, be honest with me, are you doing this to gain eyes on your page? am I responding to a guy with a 50 cent profile picture? Yes.
Starting point is 00:33:19 To get eyes on my page? No, no one saw it. If you start like tweeting more and like it just gets it puts you sort of like I remember back in the day I was talking about this was like nine years or something on Instagram and we were talking about like how people will comment on other people's Instagram just so people see their Instagram and like I do that on Instagram. Yeah. I do that on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:33:42 But on Instagram it's mostly like fun. Do you do the same thing with this thinking like I mean it's not like an active thought But like when I'm responding to a bunch of different I've gotten a bunch of I've gotten a bunch of people have come up Or have have said to me like whoa I didn't know you like Jay Cole like that you've been tweeting about them nonstop
Starting point is 00:34:08 And I'm like damn dear are they looking at my replies Because I just assume when I reply to somebody That they don't that not many people see it You just been replying, man. I've been a reply. Here's the thing. He doesn't have Twitter on his phone. So he is sitting at his desktop replying.
Starting point is 00:34:28 It's not like he's like just like doom scrolling, fucking chilling somewhere, wait for his coffee. Like he's on his computer. Twitter maximized full screen. No, that part's really bad. I did take Twitter and Instagram of my phone. and I was like you know I'll just never like my shit I'll just do I not like your shit
Starting point is 00:34:50 I don't think so yeah well that's why and so I was like you know I I I'm just I mean it's real dude the amount of scrolling I was they just be fucking you all just went back and forth yeah well this kid's I mean you got another man as your profile picture dog
Starting point is 00:35:05 this guy is not like a real person so I like when I none of this is ever serious like I'm never actually mad at Curtis Bashir Curtis Bashar whoever this guy Because his Twitter profile or his Twitter bio is the voice of hip hop. And he's got...
Starting point is 00:35:23 That one person said. He got 23,000 like, or 23,000 followers. And he just tweets like very ignorant shit. Like, like, he really hates Jay Cole because he didn't do the fucking thing. And so I just like, I like fucking with people like that. I just like fucking with people. And every time you say something to him, he'll just be like, well, you're just white. And I'm like, well, so are you.
Starting point is 00:35:45 I know you're white. Tweet me a selfie. I can prove you're not white. Like, just random shit. I'm just fucking with people. I would love to just be a fly on the wall for someone like that's life. Like someone who doesn't have a picture of themselves, but all they do is kind of they're in drama and controversy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:02 All they do is talk shit about people more successful than them. Yeah. And are doing better in every single aspect of life. They are doing better than these people. but that's all these people do is try to like talk shit about those Just tweet them right now Twitter right now
Starting point is 00:36:18 I'll just say pussy Tweet him right now and say Say doing a podcast Being productive Doing a podcast right now What are you up to Doing a pot in a multi-million dollar studio
Starting point is 00:36:30 Right now What are you up to But yeah I have been tweeting And it's not good It's not good But when I get off my computer I don't tweet anymore
Starting point is 00:36:38 Yeah And once I Once I once I get back into the swing of things of my nightly routine because right now my days are great my days are very productive I work on icon stuff I do optic content I shoot around the bars but it's that like that air the area of my life at night where I was streaming that like that's what it is that I don't have anything now so it's just like I just spend time I just when I'm in Arizona I just spend time with Alexis when I'm here when I'm here I have to fill that void of like
Starting point is 00:37:13 there's nothing going on so I've been trying to like put it because because I know what I'm going to do I'm just not there yet and and and so I've just been watching YouTube videos of body cam footage of police officers and then I've been tweeting have you ever watched those videos bro these I feel like I've seen clips. These have got to be the most popping YouTube YouTube videos on YouTube. Every single video has like 8 million views.
Starting point is 00:37:46 And it's always like... Who's profiting from this? I don't know. The police academy? I don't know. I don't know who's running these channels because... Have you ever seen these channels, Matt? Look up like sinister.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Look up sinister. Look up sinister on YouTube. Actually, it might just come up with the fucking movie. Yeah, it's just coming up the movie. Can I steal your water? Yeah. Like sinister body cam. Maybe look up body cam.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Sinister. Wait, no. Fuck, I forgot the name of it. But like, maybe look up. See, like, if it's, there's going to come a day where police stations and shit. I don't know what you'd call it. But they're going to have body. They're going to have YouTube channels from, like,
Starting point is 00:38:37 like their body cams and shit. Yeah, I mean, for sure. And just like, like, they're going to start, they're almost going to start, like, rage baiting and clickbaiting people. Okay, look up Midwest Safety. Midwest Safety is one of the channels. There's like seven of the channels. And if you, dude, look at the views on all these.
Starting point is 00:38:57 A million, a million, a day ago, a million. And it, it's all, like, four million views. use it's all of every day i watch that one body cam released in samurai sword massacre oh these motherfuckers are making like a hundred k a month dude it's a lot they're making a lot but a lot of the times the the video will start off and they'll say this is body cam footage from police officers this footage has never been publicly released so that means whoever Midwest safety is either has an in either that's a lie and it is publicly available or Midwest Safety works with the police academy.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Right. And gets like the gets the first footage. Like they're the ones that acquire the footage. They put the video together because they're all like they're all like documentaries. Like they're really well done. It's not just raw footage. It's like this is Sarah McLaughlin senior. You know the story behind it.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Yeah. And she killed her four sons. And this is the moment where the cop found out. And it's like, it's crazy because you put yourself in these, in these, like, detective shoes and, and, and, and it's all body cam footage or, like, interview footage. And you can see the detectives trying to work it out. But you know who the killer is already. It's, it's fucking crazy. Like, how are you putting that together?
Starting point is 00:40:23 Dude, it's fucking crazy. I've watched this for, like, three days straight. And I need to stop because then I go to sleep and I feel gross. And I'm like, dude, I just watched, I just watched videos about fucking, like, killing for. Yeah. did they actually show like shooting and shit? Yeah, but it's just like a little blur it out.
Starting point is 00:40:39 They blur it. Can you click on one just so I, give me like 10, 15 seconds of one like this? This is their most popular. Father and son police pursuit ends in flames. See, it's like you got to pull over a vehicle with no license plate. However, the vehicle accelerated. Taking the police on a harrowing chase through the city.
Starting point is 00:41:00 As more police officers joined the pursuit, the suspects options. See, it's like you got to get the, The dash cam footage, the body cam footage. Yeah. Dash cam, body cam interview footage. And then everything that they don't have, they like will CGI. Like they got officer one, officer two.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Like how much of... Dude, it's a lot. It's a lot. And they're pumping videos out. They're pumping like two videos out a day. Which goes to show how much fucking crime happens. Dude, you will never realize how much of a boring life you live. Thank God.
Starting point is 00:41:34 until you start going down the rabbit hole on these. I was thinking about if, like, if say shit hits the fan, optic, I get fired tomorrow, fucking good luck. No. Good luck in life. Back to Hagerstown.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Yeah. I'm like, do I, I was like, would I become like a cop? But I was like, nah, I can't be a,
Starting point is 00:41:55 I definitely can't be a cop in Dallas. But I was thinking maybe like a firefighter. You can be a fireman? I can be a fireman. yeah there's uh the the the one of the the craziest parts about these videos is that like a lot of the a lot of the crime and a lot of the like i guess best stories are from the like midwest like the poverty areas of like the midwest and dude you never know what's going on in someone's house that's that's what i've learned about this more than anything like they'll be like here's this
Starting point is 00:42:31 here's this here's what this family looks like and it's a picture that they posted on Facebook and it's like the mom the mom and the dad are arm in arm and they're holding their little puppy and then they'll interview their neighbors like the body cam footage goes to the neighbors and they're like yeah they yell I'll hear yelling from in the house but they're really nice neighbors they'll go in the house and there's just like mountains of boxes like mountains of trash that they're going through dead cats under under piles of trash And then the woman will be, you know, if the woman, I don't know, like, if the woman killed the husband, but she's trying to hide it, she'll like be hysterical and be like, I can't believe you guys aren't doing anything to try to find my husband's killer. When meanwhile, the cops, you'll see them look at each other and they're trying to tell each other telepathically that like, we know this bitch did it.
Starting point is 00:43:28 It's fucking crazy It's like damn near addicting to watch Which is not good Yeah Dr. Insanity is the one I was talking about On the right 21 million views three months ago I watched this This shit is crazy
Starting point is 00:43:44 This is I watched this video It's 21 million views This guy This zoom in Yeah This guy Dead body This fucking guy
Starting point is 00:43:56 This fucking guy tried to frame one of his wife's ex-boyfriends saying that he was stalking. So he was sending text messages to his own wife and saying like, hey, you look good today. But like from a different account or from a different Twitter. So she's like, who the fuck is this?
Starting point is 00:44:17 And then he like, he did that for months. Staged a burglary of his own home. Staged like a, um, uh, stage something else with like tracking her car like there was a GPS under the under the car or something like that and then it all let up he did that for two months and then he killed her the husband killed her tried to frame the ex-boyfriend they found the ex-boyfriend three states away with an alibi of that day so they were like okay well the guy he had been prepping for three months that he was the killer he obviously didn't do it he's three states away so that then they just put all of their attention on the husband. They found out he did it in like two minutes. They found out that he bought the burner.
Starting point is 00:45:05 He bought the burner phone with his own credit card and was sending the text messages from the same IP address that like or the same cell phone tower that he, his actual text was from. Now, now, and they had three kids. Now those three kids, fathers in jail forever. Mom's dead. Like, and it just goes through the whole.
Starting point is 00:45:26 whole fucking thing. It is. They're so dumb, bro. People are just so dumb. And he, he's at work right now. I don't know,
Starting point is 00:45:34 20 minutes after killing her. They, the cops call him. They're like, hey, you need to get, you need to get home, you know,
Starting point is 00:45:43 whatever happened. He, he goes home, runs to her mom, her dad, her sister are crying. He starts crying with them. He's,
Starting point is 00:45:54 he's bawling on the ground. Like, I should have protected her. Like I was supposed to protect her. And then they interview the mom and the mom's like, I can't shake this feeling that I think he did it. Even after all of that, even after like seeing him cry,
Starting point is 00:46:10 she's like patting his back. But you can tell she's patting his back like, like, what? Like something's not. There's that mother intuition, bro. It's fucking crazy. Well, it's just like, do these people not think it through?
Starting point is 00:46:22 Like, you bought the burner phone with you. your own debit card. Yeah, with your own debit card. And then you try to set up this guy. You're sending your text through. Like, I wonder if on the burner phone, he's like under his Wi-Fi. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Like, our motherfuckers not. And then it's like, okay, but I'm setting all this up. It looks really bad for this other guy. Like, trust me. Like, he fucking did this shit. Like, you see the taxi. Like, he's been stalking. He always loved her.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Yeah. But it's three states away. And then they're like, okay, well, what were you doing on this day where she died? And it was just like, oh, is it at work? And it's like, were you? Yeah, there's.
Starting point is 00:47:04 And then there's just like a camera of him at work for the entire day. Then he goes home to his house and maybe he has a camera as well and he walks inside. So it's just like he was not there. It's like, do motherfuckers just not think this through? I just don't under.
Starting point is 00:47:19 There's so many crimes that go down like that to where it's like, are you not thinking about the cameras? Are you not thinking about like? the fingerprints where you bought it using cash or like I saw another one
Starting point is 00:47:31 where a guy went and he killed his ex-girlfriend broad daylight shot her stabbed her 44 times and people there were like there were people that were that were there that said
Starting point is 00:47:45 we saw this guy it was a white lady and her ex-husband was a white man and the the first-hand account said we saw a black man come up shooter stabber they searched the guy's car they found black makeup and a gun and this is three days later still had the black makeup in the car still had the gun
Starting point is 00:48:10 still had the knife in the car it was like bro dude i guess when your adrenaline is pumping first of all it takes a certain psychopath and not right person to kill someone and stab someone but if you're trying to get away with it bro do you know how fucking I also saw one where they caught a guy who had killed four people 20 years later see that would suck
Starting point is 00:48:36 I'm a feel for the guy they knocked on his door and he answered it was two police officers and they were like hey so we reopened a case and we're visiting a case from you know 1999 and you could see him like
Starting point is 00:48:51 yeah and I'm like, damn. Imagine being him. 20 years later, you think you got away with it. Of course. What was it? Murder or some shit. Killed four people or something?
Starting point is 00:49:02 Yeah, like some. Like, oh, that would suck. You think you're getting away with it. 20 years later. Someone just. I wonder how many cold cases there are. Because these are obviously well put together, but like the people, the amount of people that still get away with it is probably
Starting point is 00:49:19 crazy. It's probably not. There's just local. Even in Dallas, I went to a club called Cash Cow. Apparently, 9,000 to 10,000 murders go unsolved each year. Yeah, just the United States. Yeah, just the United States. 10,000 murders go unsolved.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Dude, 10,000 murders. I'm trying to do, like, some math on that. It's weird because I can kind of see, this is going to sound fucked. but I can kind of see what it would be like to get so mad that you shoot someone. Like I can kind of like at least understand it. I can't imagine stabbing someone. Yeah, that's weird to me.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Being that close to someone with a pointed blade and fucking going British on them. I went to a club called Cash Cow last weekend. And like a few weekends before there was a stabbing there. And like I think one of the person died. or the one, I think two people, I think he was trying to maybe stab two people, but like one of the people that got stabbed died.
Starting point is 00:50:29 And then it's just like now he's in jail and he's going to do 20 years. And it's just like what kind of, like what, like, okay, you get dressed, you're a thug from hood, like night out, drunk, like put night. You put that knife in your pocket. Yeah. So you're thinking what?
Starting point is 00:50:48 Protection. Like are you thinking I need. this like my life could be in danger okay but then it's like you go to cash cow you go to the club you're getting some drinks someone what bumps into you or you see someone you don't like and then y'all start talking shit and then it's a fight but you have a knife but you have a knife so you like I know bitch like hi hi yeah like I win I win I win I do 20 years you're I win I win you die I do 20 years like there's no like there's like did you think you like seem cool with a knife like It's the most loser, just low IQ shit ever.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Yeah. I understand from a point of like, when you're 12, 11, 11, 12, probably even fucking 9, 10, 11, 12, and you're in, like, the cities of like Chicago when it was at its worst. You're kind of just like, you're like raised into it. Yeah, you're just raised into it. It's what you know. I actually understand that. So it's like when you see your friends having guns and then they've killed people over here,
Starting point is 00:51:47 they've killed some of your people, like you got ops, like you care. a gun with you and it can turn into like killing and shooting because like you you're trying to get your get back there trying to get there but get back see i actually can i can understand that just from like now there comes a certain age where i'm like you got to get out of that like you have to be your IQ has to be high enough at this point to be like okay i could just get out get a job somewhere and like barely make by but like at least i don't have to live in that life any but some people just don't even, you know, that's their identity. That's how they feel cool.
Starting point is 00:52:23 They, you know, they might have some bodies in the hood, so they feel cool. But it's like, it's just, and then, but then they end up doing 20 to life in a fucking box in a cell, uh, just behind bars with grown men telling you what to do each and every day when you can eat shit, sleep, fucking shower, like surrounded by nothing but like other dangerous people. It's like, dude. Is that not a fear for you to live that? Part of me does, part of me can understand that as well because it's more of like a, more of like an upbringing, more of like a culture thing. Like you, there's like a status and economy and all that from, you know, in that type of situation.
Starting point is 00:53:10 What I cannot understand is a couple that's been married for five years. They have three kids and then the dad kills the whole family. and has never done anything wrong before and tries to get away with it tries to get away with it. Like that has to be like some kind of brain. Oh, for sure. Bro, can you look up
Starting point is 00:53:30 a niche body cam? A N-I-S-H. A niche body cam. Let's see if this... This guy, bro, this is fucking hilarious. The cop comes in and they had called the...
Starting point is 00:53:47 This guy's family, they called the cops because he was acting like a lunatic watch how the cop comes into the house 16th, 2023 police were dispatched to a residence after receiving calls about an individual acting in a reckless manner. Watch this shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:54:06 This is me as a cop. First day on the job, I get a call. Watch this shit, bro. What the fuck? He just jump on the banister again. Relax. What's going on? Why are you jumping like that? Are you her?
Starting point is 00:54:30 What's your name? What's your name? I'm Nick. And then he just stays like this for the next 15 minutes. Doesn't say a word. They call more cops in. And then eventually he just tries to punch a cop and they arrest him. See, but like it's just obviously mentally.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Oh, yeah. This is like a psych. This is like a psychotic episode for sure. Like what the fuck? I'm snapping my shit if that's me. God, that would suck so much if that's your kid. Yeah, just you're terrified of your own kid. You got a nice house.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Like, this guy's just psychotic. But then it's always, I always feel like the parent, it's probably a very, very, very rare that like the parents aren't also pretty fucking insane and weird. I mean, there are situations of that though. Yeah, 100% though. It would just be normal-ass parents. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:22 I did see another one. I mean, I know we're going on. I know we keep telling stories. But I did see another one where it was like this guy, this man had to turn his own son in because he found out that his son killed his best friends of 12 years. Just because one night and that because they were looking for who killed this, who killed the friend. They like found him in a ditch or something or they found his car in a ditch.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Couldn't find, couldn't find him. The, the dad just checked the kid's phone while he was gone. And in his notes app, he had written. how he killed him and how it felt good. So then he had to, then he turned his own child in. And the, the man is just distraught,
Starting point is 00:56:12 like, obviously distraught. Because, like, he also, like, damn near raised the other kid, too. Do you think you would do that? Snitch on your son?
Starting point is 00:56:23 I mean, it's snitching the right word. In that situation, if I thought my son was actually psychotic, then yeah. If he, like, made a mistake. I would, there's a, there's a level of protection. And you can also see it in the guy's eyes, too.
Starting point is 00:56:41 He's like, he goes up to the police officers and he's like, hey. And the cop's like, you have something for me, don't you? And he's like, and he starts, like, crying. And he's like, I understand what it's like as a father and all this stuff. But like, like, if you feel like you're in danger, if you feel like your wife's in danger, because his wife is not the kid, it's the step mother of the kid. Get this guy off my. Out of my face.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Get a knee shot of my face. That shit is so funny, though. When he walks in and the guy just Superman's off of the fucking balcony, like, what? Just pops up and then, like, let his hands at his pockets. And then the entire time, he's just sitting there staring the cops in his eyes. And the cops, like, I need you to, I need you to know that I am not scared of you. I don't fear you at all. So I don't know if you're trying to size me up.
Starting point is 00:57:32 but if you keep moving if you keep looking like looking at me like this I'm going to have to arrest you and the kid just like keep staring at him doesn't say a word and then finally
Starting point is 00:57:44 then finally one of the cops turns his back and the kid just tries to swing at him completely misses gets tackled by three cops and gets put in and arrested and then it's just I don't know dude it's it's something with the brain it's just a low IQ kind of like something with the brain
Starting point is 00:58:00 has anybody in Optic everyone been arrested? Matt, have you been arrested? I think I believe him. You said no? He said no. I don't think anybody in Optic's been arrested. I don't know if anyone's done jail time. Oh yeah, Paige has been arrested. Paige has been arrested. Yeah, Paige got booked. Page got booked one time. What was that for? Was that when she fell asleep at the wheel? Does she want us to say this? No, let me call her. Is she here?
Starting point is 00:58:35 unpaid speeding ticket I'm gonna call her that reminds me I gotta call my tax guy hey can we talk about how you were arrested on the flycass sure okay so what exactly tell the story what happened
Starting point is 00:59:05 you don't even know what happened no because I thought I didn't know if it was the driving thing or if it was a different thing you know it wasn't me falling to sleep while driving Fuck. No, I was in college and I got a I got pulled over for like being on my phone at a red light. And then when I got pulled over, they obviously like ran my registration and ran my plates. And then I, they learned that like I had a speeding ticket that I didn't show up or I didn't pay for because I was just in college. I didn't call my dad and was like, hey, look out for this. I just wasn't thinking about that kind of.
Starting point is 00:59:46 and then it never got paid and then so since it never got paid I was supposed to show up to court and then since I didn't show up to court I had a bench warrant out for my arrest which is pretty crazy and then on top of that my car like insurance was was out of date too so there was just a lot of error oh so you just weren't being an adult
Starting point is 01:00:10 I just didn't give a shit no I wasn't and I got arrested Like that sounds something I would like that would be my story. That might happen to you this year. And then, well, that's why it's so serious now. But like back then I wasn't thinking about that. And then I went to San Bernardino jail. I got booked. I got booked.
Starting point is 01:00:31 Did you spend a whole night there? I got arrested at like 10 and I got to leave at like 4 a.m. Were any studs trying to get at you? No, I was with all females, but they were pretty sus. Yeah, studs. Yeah, he said studs. It's like a female, a gay female. Oh, yeah, no, they were like, first time in here, and I was like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:54 Wait, do you? They nicknamed me White Flake, actually. White Flake. I like White Flake. Yeah, that's what I, that's what I'm in is in Rogers Bell, and it's kind of stupid, but that's what it is. Do you have a mugshot? Can I get a copy? No, we can't find it.
Starting point is 01:01:12 Oh, fuck. But I did. I got like all my fingers fingerprinted. I got a mugshot. I got like a body scan. They did everything when I was in there. Holy shit. So you're the realest one in Optic. We were trying to think if anybody's been arrested. And then our good friend Matthew Craig said Paige has been arrested. You should call her and ask her about it. I'm actually on my way into the office unfortunately right now. All right. See you soon. Okay. Bye. I guess there is one real one. Yeah. Finally we got a real one in Optic. Yeah, I ain't trying to mess with jail. You don't think you'd have fun?
Starting point is 01:01:48 It's just, it's, it's the people you're with. Like, that's the worst part of jail? Yeah. Like the people you're surrounding. I watch a lot of like 60 days in. Have you seen that show? No, no, no. We're like a citizen will go undercover into a jail for 60 days.
Starting point is 01:02:08 He's obviously getting paid. But they sort of just like, throw him in as a casual but like as an informant so he kind of gets like the like he walks in people like go what's up who what are you in here for and they just have some lame story of like i don't know gotten to a bar fight and then right push my girlfriend on the ground and her arm broke or something so he got a felony and now he has to do jail time they're like all right cool then he starts living with them starts hanging out with them then he starts realizing who's selling the drugs here and then he's going.
Starting point is 01:02:43 But they know a TV crew is kind of like in and out of the jail as well. So they know like something's going on. So like some of the prisoners know like, all right, someone's a fucking, someone's working with this. Yeah, someone's a snitch in here. Like someone's working with this company. But like the company, the 60 days in production, like tries to play it like super cool. And they're just like, no, we're doing a documentary about the jail. They're like, nah, we heard about this TV show called 60 days in.
Starting point is 01:03:10 What is someone in there might be? be sick and then the guy's just in there like just like scared of shit there'll be fights on there I think there's been stabbing's on there but yeah they they go in and just try to learn like who's selling the drugs how are the drugs getting in and they kind of just and then they get paid for that
Starting point is 01:03:28 but yeah it has like multiple seasons but it's just everyone's just like so it's just sketchy as far yeah just sketchy the people are just like just so low like it's problems every single day there's peace.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Yeah. And maybe they choose, obviously, for the point of the show to pick the places that are going to have the most controversy. So they have more shit on film. I don't, I mean, I think it's my, my, from, from what I remember, my dad never had any great stories. And he was, he worked as a recreational supervisor and a president for the whole time.
Starting point is 01:04:04 Yeah, my dad was a CEO, my stepdad was a CEO, my uncle was a CEO. all three of my aunts worked as, I don't know, more office stuff. Yeah. My step-a-a-a-a-a-step-a-a-t was a CEO. There's a prison in Hagerstown? Yeah. Like a state prison? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:27 It's like, like, that's the job in Hagerstown. Yeah, that's everyone works. That was the job in, we went from fucking Florida to Georgia. There's a federal, a federal correction. in Georgia and then there's a federal correction facility in in North Carolina so that was like that was the route that's the type of town it was yeah you're born in Hagerstown
Starting point is 01:04:52 butner North Carolina is where a federal correction born there get a prison job there well we're going to wrap this up but good news it's just going to let me fly out to Arizona Arizona we're going to have a desert pod we'll we'll we have to do all the work we send all the footage to matt crag maybe desert pod around the bar a yeah if you all have any good ideas let us know i want i want to we want to do a
Starting point is 01:05:24 vlog to where like i'll vlog he vlogs and then we switch each other's camera footage and i'll edit his so i'll edit mine um that's one i don't know we'll try to get a few uh maybe a would you rather a smasher pass and the new age e-girls imagine just all like 19, 20, 21 for fucking 34
Starting point is 01:05:48 no but I don't know some kind of ideas whenever I go out we do kind of want to think of something they bang out a few videos while we're there something different
Starting point is 01:05:58 of course there will be vlogs and stuff but vlogs podcast but I'm sure there's like some little stuff either to react to or something. There'll be something. We'll figure something out.
Starting point is 01:06:08 We'll figure something out. But I guess until then, what's our outro? But isn't there something? Play this. Use MacRagg.

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