The Flycast - We Almost Lost HECZ's Boat... | The Flycast Ep. 165

Episode Date: October 10, 2025

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Welcome back to another episode of the Flycast Man episode. Who gives a fun? Because we don't curse on here anymore, man. This is a PG. Where's Hitch? You might be asking, is he behind the camera? Is he doing vision again? No.

He's asleep. He's probably sleeping on his way to see Lexi somewhere. He didn't want to fucking, but let's be honest. He wasn't doing a fishing flycats anyway. Because in order to get this done, you got to find the risers. The grinders. Yes. And that's where me and money Mark come in.

Of course, Hex is here as well. Today we got a special episode. We're away from the HQ, finally. I don't know if you can tell where we're at. I don't know what the camera's picking up. The sun's not up yet. Don't tell me that's my fucking boat.

Right. Wait. That's not it, right? Wait. Oh, wait. No, there's no way. No, I put. Wait, there's no.

I put the anchors there. There's no fucking more. There's no way that my boat went No, I'm good, I'm good Okay, dude, imagine Dude, we would have to put that on And every fisherman in the world would make fun of me Wait, would you actually not let that upload it

If that happens. No, I would upload it for sure. Wait, is your, can we actually All right, well, we'll finish this intro, I guess. Today we're fishing. It's going to be a special episode Just doing the intro up here

But we're going to head down to the boat And make sure that's not I'm actually going to go check right now. That's not Hex's boat Fucking floating away. Oh, shit. I gotta get this is the best day of the vlog ever. There's no one on that.

Dude, that is his boat. No fucking way. He pulled out his phone to record. There's no way. Oh my God. His boat just floated away. Welcome back to another episode. Here we go.

First and foremost, the amount of shit that we just went through to get to this spot, to this spot is insane. I'd like to start the podcast With that, bro. All right, we're going to show you bits and pieces, but if you want to see more footage, you can see it on their, on their, on their vlogs. Oh, there's no way.

What do we do? Yeah, but how? Yeah, but how? You're excited going to. No, it's really not. He said, what are we going to do? The thing is, is like, even if I get there, even if I get there, I still don't know

even if I get there I still don't know how easy it is going to be for me to climb up in there Nick you might have to do it I'm glad it wasn't my fault I also kind of feel bad

I know as a fisherman he's probably fucking you this has to be embarrassing alright I gotta go here I'm gonna I'm gonna walk down that way though

no what do you think that's how you started off man this is how you start off a pod. This is the experience you get. This is why we stay inside, really. You know, every time you try to go out of your comfort zone, shit never

works out. I'll give you a thousand dollars to be real good. But do you trust him to drive it back? How am I? But essentially, when we got to the boat dock, I lowered the power poles,

and then we went up to the top of the boat ramp to do the intro. And then I turned around and I'm like, don't tell me that's my boat. And my boat was, keep in mind. I thought that was like some wooden fucking bullshit.

I knew it was a boat. He did. Not no wrapped optic boat. It couldn't. No, my God. I knew it was a boat, but I was like, but I was also like,

there's no way someone else is on a boat just chilling there, like floating. I offered Nick a thousand dollars to swim. He's the most athletic out of all of us. Makes sense. He's younger. But it was my,

yeah. Let's not put this on me. No, no. It's not a side. Motherfucking no. The motherfucking chat or the comments are going to be certain. And to be fair, if I would have thought about it more, I might have.

If I would have known, because it wasn't that far out. It felt like it was across the way you were, like, I thought you would jump in and just start hitting one of the years. No, no. But he just floated and kicked his feet for like 30 minutes. I respect this lake. This lake has unfortunately taken the lives of like seven people just last year. But most of them are like boating accidents and like drunk people.

doing their beach thing. And Jude hates this lake. And she says, I don't want you to go on that lake. And then I have to go swim in this lake? Usually I'm on the boat. This time, the power poles, it felt as though they touched bottom because the boat wasn't moving. And then I'm like, Riley, when you got off, did you push off? And he's like, nah, I believe it.

It was just the current took it. Anyway, I had to swim out to get it. It was my mistake. And I got to tell you, I learned my mistake. I'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever make the same mistake. now again because I was I'm still to this moment. Yeah, you look fuck. Ready to fucking puke.

Uh, bro. I said, you look fucked up. Riley, show me how I look on this? Let me see, right? I mean, you don't look for it. You don't have no snod on you. Oh, it doesn't look that bad. Can you grab my phone?

Anyway, so we're out here. For the record, like, it's been a long time since Nick has promised his chat that if X amount of gifts were gifted, this was. This was, I forgot this was a race to prestige. Damn, those last, those one full year. I got to get some subs, then, just for nothing? This is a part, this is just your call sheet.

Bro, I tell you one thing. You. No, it's not. I didn't get, well, we can make it, but on a score. I get 10 p.m. on nights before I'll get 10 p.m. on nights before I love. I woke up so weak. Yo, I love here. You guys complain about work.

Come up, please keep going. I woke up self-centered. You know I woke up first off. Oh, you were ready? Oh, I woke up here. Oh, I just wanted me with a good time. I complained about that. That's right.

So, look, we're out here in the beautiful Lake Louisville. Here in Frisco, I didn't want to take him to one of the private ponds, and I didn't want to take him to Lake Athens. I didn't want to take him to Possum Kingdom. And it was like Lake Fork. Lake Ocachovie. Because we came to Lake Fork guys, old stomping grounds is where he won his college fishing tournament. People win tournaments here? Yeah, bro, I literally, I, as I was swimming, I thought of many things. One, as I'm floating backwards, because I'm wearing a fucking life vest. Smart. Because if Jude saw me swimming out here without a life fest, she would have literally, I would have been dead either way. I feel like it's calm today. though. I mean, maybe it's different when you actually get in the water. It's like, oh, me, Creek. Right here, yeah, look, you can see the, you can see the chop

over there. Yeah. It's not that bad. And long story short, I would not be in the situation that I am right now. If every single morning, I got up and I walked three miles, walk, not even run, just walk. Get my cardio up. The toughest part was trying to get into the fucking boat. I didn't have my swimming trunks. I have my fucking,

and I thought I was going to be fine, but no, I was so tired. So I figured, if I'm laying bear paddling back, I'm like, this is the most I do this in my pool all day. long every every chance I get. So I'm like, I'm just going to keep going backwards like this,

reserve my energy, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was already wet. I was going to turn around and wait for a fucking pontoon boat. Bro, we were, you got halfway out and then you turned around and started and I was like, no,

like, bro, you're halfway there. You have to keep going. But at the same time, I don't know, I did get a little bit worried because I thought you were going to get in the water and just start, and just start fucking swimming.

Yeah, no. If I swam, I was like, I don't how to swim. I'm not to fucking, you know, more. I didn't know how to swim in high school, but then I learned. Anyway, long story short, I am beat to shit. I am so out of shape. I have never felt more out of shape. And I, and I almost, like, I was, I was, if I had food in me, I would have puked. Unfortunately, I didn't, so I was just dry heaving. So why did, why did the boat, like, not stand? You see, you see the poles back there? They weren't down in the ground. They weren't touching the ground. They weren't anchored down.

Oh, because you were saying it was anchored. Yeah, but Riley, wasn't it all the way down. Riley and I were on this thing. So if it was all the way down, how does that just happen sometimes? And you should like rope up your boat. So you should always rope up your boat as a thing. Unless you're like, anyway, long story short, it was a massive fuck up. I paid the fucking price almost with my life. This is memories though, man.

Fuck this. I'm going to erase this memory. It should be. We should be lucky this shit happened close where you could jump in and swim. In with us. Dude. Not with your real fishing buddies. If I was with my real fishing buddies, this wouldn't have fucking happen because one of them

would have been fucking driving the bowl. i went to go park you know what i mean well you wouldn't be doing a fucking vlog intro either we would have of course we're fishing we're fish the gougans fish well and it's our fault then no it's not it's not it's not anyone's fault except for y'all's exactly anyway we can blame it on riley what are so so let's let's get let's get uh to the needy gritty bo's you fished before you've caught fish before the most recent was with me you and zini we went to a private a private lake oh yeah sat was there you caught seven who sat there was there? Yeah, scomp me. Where was this? No, I don't know if it was seven, but it was over three.

Was this in my Florida? No, this was in Oklahoma. You're not here. It was in Texas. We just rowed three hours east or three hours. Three hours west. Yeah, but I feel like it had to be for like an event or something. No, we just went just because. I was for Optic X. Gugan. Oh, no. Oh, we did that too. I was like, there's no way y'all did it for fun. No, the first one we did it was for, um, no, the first one we did for fun. It had to be for like some sort of work. Yeah, it was for, uh, Because there ain't no way. We did a, a collab with the Gouettes. Yeah, like merch and a bunch of things. But before that, you, me and Zinny and Scump went far.

Didn't you, didn't you come with? No, I don't think so. I think that was only the first go to leave. In tiny little boats. You were never in a tiny little John boat? Tiny little John boat. No, no. I've only been in the little ones.

Okay, okay. For some reason, I had you on that, on that memory. But I guess it was just Scump and Zinn. Yeah, you cut a bunch with the Gugas. Who was your partner? Lake Fork? I forgot. I couldn't remember, bro.

Man. Anyway, it's a good time. You haven't. I have, I don't, you asked me earlier if I've ever caught a fish. I've been fishing. I know I've been fishing one time, but it like really doesn't really, it doesn't really count. I was with my dad. I was probably like, if I was the guess, I'd say like 10, 11, 12 or something like that.

If you caught a fish, it counts. But I didn't catch a fish. It doesn't count. So this, this, you might witness my first time catching a fish. Honestly, realistically, because I feel like at that age, I'm not even conscious. Like, I remember my dad actually almost fell out of the boat. Our boat almost flipped because we're in the, we ain't, we ain't on this. We're on a boat that fucking flip.

You weren't on that FX 21st. We're on a fucking cheap-ass boat. My dad was cheap as fuck. Like I got tape on it and shit. Yeah, like we were in a, and I remember the boat almost flipped. But like, besides that, I don't really, I don't remember much. I definitely didn't catch a fish. He might have, because I remember going back to like his house and I think we recooked the fish.

but I don't think I caught anything. So I don't know. Have I been fishing before, I guess technically, yes. But honestly, this is for me, it's, this is like my first, I feel like real experience as a conscious human being. Yeah. You know, I hear the water. Like, as a kid, I fucking hated shit like this. I like being outside, but I didn't like fishing and you're just sitting there and it's fucking hot and the sun's beaming.

I just remember, like, leaning over this shit heaving and fucking farting. You're like, they just fart towards me. Yeah. Puking. He's leaning over the side of the boat. Puking while he's puking. He's sitting right here. His ass is up in the air. Parding my way.

I don't like listen to puging. He just fart on me? Don't shit yourself. This should be fun. What's your goal? Do you have a certain amount of fish you want to catch? One. As long as we get one.

As long as we get one fish. What if we get none? Then this fish. You know, it's not catching. It comes with the job. No, I need it. I need to fish. We're definitely, we're definitely going to catch some.

I need a fucking thumbnail. Bro, I went fishing when I was, uh, that's such a pathetic way to think about. I said, I need a thumbnail. Yeah. That's not what it's about, man. It's about brotherhood. It's about brotherhood. You see how the chop is getting closer and closer?

What is that? The, just like the waves. You see the difference in the way? Oh, it's the split because the equator? That shit's kind of coming fast as fuck. I was trying to get my adapt, don't that? That's just the, that's just the wind. See, if you were a,

in this you'd just be straight down to the i would have i would have i wish i would have been floating in that i would have taken me hey er at hex said no no no i i was gonna go in there without the life fest and i'm like nick let me get that life fest and i just like hung on to it and i just i was just peddling and getting to the back of the bow was just like it was such a you were dead by the time you got to the back of the boat and then i had to pull off my entire body with wet clothes on didn't cut my didn't clip my toe nails I thought like I said

I thought you were just gonna jump in start swimming and once I saw you got like halfway and you were fucking dead I was like maybe I should have got in just don't like respect your elder shit but honestly at this point I'm 34 I'm an elder too

I'm just like yeah but you know I have a family I have a you know I'm an elder I'm unk now but no I'm really me and Bose were sitting there talking about.

I was like, bro, if he can't, like, I might have to jump in. I don't know. What the fuck were you going to do? You're too big to swim. I can swim. I'm a pretty good swimmer. I would have swam to you. I would have held you all while you're drowning and pulled you by your life vest like a

fucking boat itself. And you would have been just dragging behind me as I'm. Bro, I am so beat. I am so, I literally am so beat. I'm wet from head to tell. But I got to tell you something. I'd rather be wet and feeling a little bit cold and fucking uncomfortable sitting on this fucking boat than to be out there in the real.

world like and your AC yes yes my niece are looking at your phone stuck in the matrix really I was today we today we escape the matrix yes that's the point of now you see the pontoon over there Riley does the camera see the pontoon over there

they came late as shit well that's that's the pontoon that could have gotten us to our boat we would have gotten to this I would have been dry we would have been there actually was we saw a boat in the dis before hacks had to jump in but you saw a boat way over there on that side. We were trying to get it. And I'm assuming, I don't know what the fuck they did.

Maybe there's some sort of ramp over there. No, they, no, no, no. But they, like, or maybe they drove away. But it looked like they parked over there for a minute. Yeah, they were showing. And, like, Hax was whistling. We were trying to, like, put our lights on, because it was still dark. Trying to put our flashes on, trying to get their attention.

We kind of thought they might have hurt, or, but they did not come and save the day. A bad day of fishing is better than a day not fishing. Hey man, as long as you enjoy yourself I don't want it to ruin my day Ruin your fuck too late The fish are jumping out the water The fish are jumping out the water No this is these are just the waves from that boat

No I saw it Oh no they're definitely there's definitely fish You just don't know if they're panfish Cropi uh bluegill shit like that Or if it's actual bass going after the shad Which is you know the small The smaller shiny silver fish The kifelka fish

Felca fish Yeah boys What do you guys say You guys want to get Get into a little bit of some fishing Or you guys want to just sit down and not do shit I'm down to fish Let's get something

God damn fish Where we go on fishing See them jumping over there So what I'm going to do is I'm going to get us closer And parallel That way we can You know Fish towards the bank

And towards us Cool So do you usually fish towards the bank? Towards the bank Yeah Yeah See? You don't know about

catching the water around. Oh shit. You don't know nothing about that. Oh, and then you put up with his hands. Yeah, look at it. Yeah, no. Don't drop it in there.

You put it on a hook? No. It's plastic. Yeah. Plastic. Yeah. He got scared. Don't throw any garbage out there.

Cigrant, cigarette butts. A joint or a blunt, you can throw it out there, but cigarette butts and plastic stay in the boat. Do we got weed? We got. Not a lot. do we have it, but we have the finest of the Pine Park, T-H-T-A, which is legal in every single state.

Pynepark.com. Go check it out. Tell them heck, send you for a nice little discount. In the meantime, Riley, put us on pause as we go turn ourselves sideways. Don't fish. I'm going to catch the first fish. Isn't the only fish, actually. I put that on my soul. This motherfucker is huge. I can't. Hold that one.

Let go, let go, I got it, I got it. I got it. I had music on earlier. They said, shut that shit off, man. Don't you get it? This is the music. All right, needless to say, it's not the outcome that we were expecting. I usually do pretty, at least one out of fucking Lake Louisville, at least one.

Yeah, Riley, you're going to throw in a sick at it. In between all that, that one minute break. We just took... Riley's sick of doing the shit. So I'm doing what? Working. Who? Riley?

No, dude. Never that. No, hell no. He hasn't been... He hasn't been... He doesn't like that. Listen, man, my dopamine's gone. Serotonin's gone.

Fucking... The most exciting thing... Fish, man, to God. I thought for sure we were going to get something. I would be honest. Hex did us dirty. Now, I'm going to tell you why. Because he used a bait that he had on those poles like that he just left on there after a month.

He didn't put no fresh bag. Dry ass on. Oh, you literally saw it. No, we need... dead shit like a real dead worm old school that's not that's not that's cheating we don't use it

live live baits or bait like that like you know you got to use how is that cheating you got to use plastic no is that actually like a thing it's a fucking rule I could I could see that being a rule yeah why would that be cheating because like of course they're going to go for the worm that's leaking blood yeah and of course

they're going to go for the which is what you should use yeah if you're trying to look if you're in a survival situation you need to catch fish do whatever it is you need to do. But if you're in competition, fishing competition, you need to use plastic. That makes sense. That makes sense. Is this a fishing competition? It could have been. It could have been.

It would have been if I won. It would have been a three-way tie. No, dude, we almost caught two fish, man. It wasn't even that big of a deal. There was some, we saw some jumping. You know, there was a few times we thought we had something. Caught a couple of sticks, some trees. But I think we might have had one, maybe two little. You had one for sure. I had two, 100%.

Both had zero. One on the top water that I missed. And then the one on the... Bro, everyone's just speculating what was at the bottom of their house. Just because it like... 30 feet under one. For one second. Well, listen, I can tell you...

I know you know. Okay, okay, okay. But I can tell you with certainty. No, it was a fish. Bass fishermen would know what the... The thing is, if we didn't... For one, we got to the H.U. at six instead of five.

We probably should have actually got to the HU at 430, got here by five, and then we're all the water by like 5.15. Well, save the boat by 5.45. Fucking fish right there, man. They're fucking with us. They're teasing. Listen, first and foremost, if you guys are enjoying the video thus far, please leave a like, especially on this video because it's not a usual flycast video.

If you want more videos like this, please. Show a little support. Show a little love. Listen, how about this? I need to get the trolling motor fixed. That's another thing that fucking, like the battery on it is dead. Uh, so if we do do this again, we are going to have the trolling motor and we are going to be able to go to a different lake. We'll go to a smaller lake so that we can put you on thing.

I shouldn't have put you at a level 10 hard lake like this one. But also, but also you guys are going to have to be prepared to drive two hours that way and then two hours back. Wherever it is that we go. That's cool. I mean, as long as it's like a full day adventure and not just. Oh, yeah. A few hours for a podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Though this wasn't just for a podcast, man. We've been meaning to do this. Yeah, we have been meaning to do this. I could do this every Thursday or Friday. Yeah? Would you be down? Especially the water is going down. You got me from six to what times is it now?

Nine, ten. Nine, I could do ten 30. Yeah, no, listen, I don't fish past between ten and five o'clock. All right. So what are you, four, five a.m.? Five to ten? It's five to ten. And then it slows down.

I mean, you can still, I mean, I still fish it, right? But, like, it's super slows down. I wouldn't bring people out that I have never fish Like during those hours just because I'm like setting them off for failure Not that I did in this case because we We had some obstacles We had fucking obstacles I'm hurt, my knees are fucked

I bet you you're gonna go home and have some sort of injury He's gonna go home and nap I would I'm gonna go home Let's go get food after this And then we go get food Where do you guys? Shower that go get food

I'll come down there I mean I guess I can go and wet clothes Oh shit Yeah, we could go to the diner. Get some more clips. Bose is vlogging. Yeah, dude. I'm doing one of my little reels.

All right, well, anyway, we're going to head back to the garage mahal, drop off the boat, and we'll finish the podcast there. Don't do it, rookie. That food, son, that's a crime against humanity. I've seen what happens when people eat it, and I wouldn't wish this a phone ever said to me. How y'all enjoy your food? Good. All right, here's the plan. We're going to start a cash at pool, chip in, and get something that really knocks our boots off.

Barbecue, pizza, maybe a little Italian. Ooh, granny nose bald. Fine, admin. Go, baby. Come on. Start a pool. Get more than you planned for. Welcome back, man.

We're back from the fishing trip. Are we? I feel like I'm exhausted. I'm like, but it's also just like the shit sleep. And then the sun and then all the dope. We weren't even in the sun. Yes, we were. No, dude.

We were in the middle of the lake. The sun was hitting us the entire time. Someone was literally rickishing off the water on the air. Chat, chat, chat, chat. You heard. You just heard that, right? Anybody that fishes knows. Maniac, that's a player.

It's a, it was a 10 a.m. 9 a.m. to 10 a.m. sun we were off the water at 1030 oh yeah now there was a good breeze i'll give you that no no it wasn't too hot but the sun was present i think i'm just dehydrated from 11 to 4 you're fucked that's when the sun sun sun i'm not myself comfortable here or dude no no please right the garage my hall man it's it's changed a lot since you were last year has changed a lot first off we used to point this way yeah but even just like i mean the camera can't see it but just all your decorations in the cabinet so the cabinets were custom made

See, that's what I'm saying. But let me finish. I designed it. I drew what I wanted. I wanted to see, like I'm going to draw. The point we're making is I was like, this is exactly how I want my apartment. He was like, dude, you can do it. It's easy.

So easy. And then he's saying these are custom made. I drew how I wanted it. No, no, no. This table over here is 10 grand. I didn't say that. He's got plants. He's got chairs.

I got a portrait of Jude over there made by the same artist that made those little dolls, Sam Flores from Upper Playground. No, but it is a nice little spot, man. All of this. I like it better than what it was. Bro, this right here was in 2003

and Jude bought this when I didn't have a job. She bought me and those $1,100. This shit probably... Right behind you? Yeah, this one, the dime one. It's my favorite graffiti writer. But I can tell you, I've had that since I was 23 years old. I'm 45 now, right?

This is accumulation of stuff. Yeah. I'm a hoarder of nice stuff. You, yeah, you are. See, I'm a third. rower awayer. Same. Like,

I just get rid of shit. Especially if I move from apartment to apartment, I'm going with at the least amount of shit possible. Closed bed, PC couch. Like I like starting fresh, but then I'll, I don't know.

I just haven't been, even with clothes, I'll just like, I don't take care of shit. I dry the fuck out of it. It gets small as shit. Yep. So then when I move,

I'm throwing all that stuff. Why? Then I buy new clothes. Bro, I have Levi's since, that I have since high school. like I don't do like I bet in your house you just have like a

what's it called like a storage box that just says jeans and it's fucking 50 pairs they're displayed wow you never seen it I mean I've seen his foot locker of a closet yeah you see it I mean I have seen it but I'm just thinking like storage wise yeah like I do wish I I just I need to do that with my apartment now I have so many boxes

in my stream room my closet I wear 10% of what's in there. Yep. It just, it's this. Sometimes I'll go through my clothes and be like, what the fuck? Nike pants with a tag on them?

Yeah. I don't understand how I never wore them. I don't like I just repeatedly wear the same shit over. For example, that wall right there with my two awards. Like that doesn't go there. I just put that there so I can like sort of trigger like what I just had that made. I made that myself.

The Call of Duty World Champs 2024 and 2025. I made that. Those two, those pictures. No, hold on, hold on. No, that did it automatically.

I'll show you how to do it. All of the paintings are paintings that I bought from artists that I like to support. Right. And they're like, again, like this, this is one of the best graffiti. Changed the game, this guy. Oh, the car. I got to bring this up because I'll forget. And it's not in my thing.

It's graffiti. I don't know if you saw this guy. He turns trash into art. And he'll go like an NYC. They'll be like someone will just get rid of a toaster. And he'll tag it up with his spray paint and get it right. And so he'll come grab for an art piece. Really?

So some dude, the artist was in the street, like just walking. You don't know the name? Some dude, I'll get it for. my DM. It was like a dude, he put out like a shit painting and spray painted over it like some hard. Oh shit. I forgot. He spray painted over a big ass canvas got it right and he caught someone taking it home. He's like, yo, I already got another painting. My wife loves this shit. He just turned trash into art. Literally go find garbage. That, the idiot's posters, that was made by one of our graphics guys. That's a favor. I'm like, yo, create an art piece for me surrounding idiots so I can

frame it along in my gallery. Yeah, that shit's fire. It's like a movie poster. Yeah, that's a... Kind of does. Like, you just know that movie is going to be about smoking weed, eating food, and being an idiot. Yeah, literally.

I mean, and graffiti, obviously is the main reason. When's your next, uh, idiots? It was supposed to be, we were supposed to go to Mexico sometime in the next couple of months, but shit's wild down there right now. So we're not just right. Riley, I can put it down my fucking throat if you want, right? Pause. Yeah, we were talking, I think like two podcasts ago, you said about another fishing trip.

Yeah. To where that's all, that's 5 a.m. You're over at the one I was talking about. 7 p.m. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit would have been hell of fun. No, it would have been. Dude, look at that.

Imagine putting your hand inside of that thing. What is that a bass? That's an 8.4. We were going for those. That's what we were going for today? Well, I mean, if we got, if I got, I would have broke our rod. No. No, what the fuck?

Those are, no, those are Gugan rods, bro. My fault. My fault. I've caught, they used to me on personal bass. Those was my biggest bass ever, 8.4. But I recently caught a 9.2. Is that actually a real fish that you got like? No, no, no.

We just measured, took pictures. And then they did it. I just ordered my 9.2. And then they build you a replica. Yeah. That's cool, though. Yeah. So I'm hoping to have like just eights and above all the way.

I've never caught a fish, I don't think. So what do you, at what pound do you start posting them? Eight. Oh, so you ate. The reason is because I caught sevens, like I think I'm, I cut so many sevens. Even the last time that I went to, uh, Sinoload of fish, I was in the lance of sevens, but I caught nothing but sevens last year, though, or this year, this year is when I caught my 9.2.

But if we get back to, to the topic at hand, I bought that, that little side table that you said, in the middle segment, the bottom, it's, it's a record player holder. You see the records on the bottom? Yeah. And then you see it to the left that says, big. You need a record player. You see big hex records. My record player is downstairs.

I just got to bring it up. I just don't know if I want it there. So right now it's just plants. Also plants, if you're trying to decorate your room, plants, although they are a live thing that you need to take care of, like they're good for decoration. Like all these spaces are going to have plants. This, the space, all the spaces all the way through. Do you only buy real plants?

What? Of course. Do you buy? Yes. My plant, I have three plants and they're all fake. Really? You need to go see my... But I had a girl tell me that that's bad, like...

Karma? Not like karma, but just like bad energy. Juju? I don't know. Fakes are just bad energy. Yeah, listen. There's something. Just like rubber baits.

She's going to fucking eat it. That plant right there was given to me by my mom. those two I just bought that one Jude got me the one in the middle is my mom's

those two trees I got at banana bonsai in lower greenville go visit my man Nick out there he's the one that got me

all of my bonsies takes care of all my bonsies if you do go tell him that I sent you not because I

want a discount on my next bonsai but I want him to know that I'm putting his word out um

they're so glad they can see all this I'm not but I'm saying I can tell you one thing the next apartment that you

move into If you give me, whatever budget you give me and don't say $2.00? Okay. $2? You see, exactly. You got excited. What about $2,000? If you, with $2,000, I can hook you yourself up and look exactly like this.

All right. I'm down. Look, behind you, that's a piece of artwork. That's green, that's, that's, that's, that's, up the green wall. Behind you is a pint park. Above you is the one that I painted. I have all doubles of these if you want to take some. Or actually, you know, we'll hold off until we decorate your apartment.

Bose, same fucking invitation. I need something. I need to start painting. I want to see your apartment. It's just empty. It's not empty, but a couch and TV. My setup, right? No, yeah.

Of course. I have a couch, yeah. I want to see some of these gamers. I want to know what Merck and like that. Well, Dashy's place is probably some kind of decent. I know his apartment before it was. Well, I don't make, listen. Empty.

Remember when we were saying, those places are just empty. Yeah. Remember when we're sitting on the. podcast and I said Facebook is like one of my most watched on my time watched Facebook marketplace. Facebook marketplace

Oh yeah, I've been on it more since you don't me. You see this? You see this the rug underneath us? You see the couch that you're sitting on? Facebook Marketplace. I do like this this couch is mad uncomfortable but it looks so good. It's like it still just works with the table in front of it. And it's like it's fine if you're going to

I don't mind it. This is not here for this ain't like an eight hour session. this coffee table I built when I first moved into the hex quarters it's a regular dining table that we do the gaming setups yeah but I just chopped the legs off

and it's uneven but you can't really tell and like nothing like the water's fine you know what I'm saying but like it means something because it was there at the beginning of the hex quarters and now it's living here for the fucking next whatever the fuck so that pig

that pig right there I bought for $7 at Friscoe mercantile and then I had one of the dudes that I met, a graffiti writer that I met on idiots, I'm like, yo, tattoo my pig and I sent it to him, he did it. That's a lot of effort. By who? I'm just fucking shipping.

Go find some rando spot to buy this pig, then you ship the pig off just to get painted, then you get it back, and it just fills up a tiny little section. Yeah. Oh no, man. You just, that's just you. That's you. I'm a lazy bastard. Well, again, if you need help,

but this is, uh, this is, uh, this, Fung Shui is my type of feng shui. Do you know feng shui is? Did I not use that right? No. Fung shui? No. Is the, fung shui is the type of environment.

No. A place exhibit. Fong shui, Nicholas, maniac Kershner, is the flow of energy into your home. For example, having the stairs right in front of your door, the way that I do, is not feng shui. You know what I'm saying? Okay. It's about the position, right, Riley? Or what are you doing?

The funk. Fung Shui is just the position of how your house is. Yeah. Like if it's facing. Like if it's just like not making sense. Yeah. I mean. Not functuary.

Listen, I'm not an expert in functuaryism. Oh, man. This is fucking functuary. Like ancient Chinese. Bro. Positive energy. This is fung shui. All right.

Fine. Because you got to tell me this is a better fungway than the. I hadn't going this way. My thought there is we were shooting the podcast. We shouldn't park in that way. There's nothing over there to see. Here you have this entire fucking wall. And even if you flip it now,

it's still going to have something. So I'm going to put my gaming setup here that Matt's building me. And then I'm going to do like my morning just talk streams. Bring back Minecraft. No, because then you're going to fucking crackhead hours stay on. And then you're going to beat the dragon without me. Do I ruin you to Minecraft?

No, no, no, no, not at all. Because once we beat it, you did not sign back that had nothing to do with you or the fucking game that's just my fucking life like I just started grinding fucking like I think all the little stuff you like to do I just

yeah the farming I came back and my farm was I had like unlimited food my farm was so and my farm looked so good too so I was mad jealous I was like what the fuck no I wasn't mad at all it's a it's understandable but it's just the way of the world and until I'm able to do

I just can't I just can't be a creative. Fortunately. What about when this new contract is... Fortunately. Good. Good for... Jesus, I can't think of a sentence.

Good. This is good for you. Breaking news. Skill-based matchmaking. Fuck you. Maybe it won't be good. I don't even fucking play pubs. I was going to say...

Breaking new. The pubs, apparently, and the new cod that just announced that... Breaking news. That, uh... What is it? That it's just not going to be skill-based matchmaking. What's it called, Brian? What's the word for it?

Open. Open. It's going to be open matchmaking. Hey, man, we might be able to get a nuke for once. Have you ever got a nuke? Too easy. Dude, I used to get those back in the day willingly. My friends would be like, yo, Bose, get a nuke.

No, I'll just get one. Yeah, I never got a nerd. I never really tried, though. Anytime I ever played, it was, like, competitive. I might play, like, two warm-up, two pubs, so it's, like, warm-up. That was my party trick back in the MWZO. You know, Mark, get a new, you know, Mark, get a new. Imagine a world in which I, like, there's a situation that's happening.

I look at Nick and I'm like, man, maybe you'll be able to draw something finally. Wait, what? What I'm saying is that you, you as a professional Halo player and Embo's as a professional call duty player are obviously going to have an extra something in your brain that I wasn't gifted. So, me, me not getting a nuke has nothing to do with my willingness to get one. I obviously, I'm just saying, Art. Secondly, secondly, I'm saying our time is I'm on your team.

Secondly, I don't fucking play pups. I only play GBs my entire life. I never played pups ever. Yeah, I don't play pubs. So who are you going to play GBs with? No one.

Hitch is long gone. Hodge is long. Diesel's doing God knows what. Diesel's cool. These is probably on an island. No, he just had his, all you got to me. He just had a new baby.

Damn. Congrats, Fiz. Yeah, the, the girl finally arrived. He's got two handsome, handsome boys. He's got two boys in a girl? Yeah, the latest one, Amelia. Shit. Ah, man.

Speaking of shit. Ah, we're running out of time. That boy, money, Mark, man. His birthday's coming up. Your seglies are hilarious. I don't know where he's going. Oh, shit. Money, money, money.

You're 30. You're hitting a big 3-0, man. Or fucking. Getting up there, man. Do you want a kid? I mean, I like one. I was just talking about this other. Five more years I'm giving myself.

Five more years. That is it. I'm turning 30 tomorrow. Let me tell you. That's it. That's it. Dude, can I tell you something?

I'm not being 40. My kids aren't going to be 40 and I'm 80. It's not happening. That's where you're at already, kid. That's why I had when I was 29 years old for that very specific reason. Your kid's going to be 40 and you're going to be 70. Plus, if I clutch up this year,

I'll be 60. He or she'll be 30. It's not about clutching enough. Just fucking commits. No, no, no, no, no. Just come into it. He's taking care of the ones that you already have.

I think Dallas might just be different. Why? In terms of what? I think Dallas is such in a mindset of like, this is mini Miami. Not that it's like being a hoe or whoring around. Yes. But it's like every.

You're making Riley blush. A man of God. No one like. I'm in of church. Everyone's just on some like social media. They just want to look good going out. They just want to post that they were out. They want to post that they went to dinner.

They want to post that they went to dinner. would have posted they went on a date they want to post they got flowers but they don't actually want that life because they go home they sign back on instagram yes and they see the man that they think they deserve they don't don't think you're the man they deserve they could get better but they'll kind of tag you along and same thing with guys to girls that what happened to you you think no i think it goes both ways like they kind of you just you just kind of tag people along you think there's someone better. And it's like, even myself, I do it to girls as well.

I'm like, I actually do kind of like her and I fuck with her and she's chill and she kind is actually pretty peaceful to hang out with and she has a nice ass. But I listen on IG and I'm just like, God, damn. Or I go to the gym. Like, God damn, this bitch is bad. But it's like nothing will ever. You can't say that. This bitch is bad.

Or holes. You can't call them that anymore. I mean, you should have never called them that. But now. You're saying that there are actual labels. because they're having activities. I'm not saying they are hoes. I'm just using that as a term.

All I'm saying is that I became more mindful of the way that I spoke about women when Liv came into my life. Like I almost instantly I stopped saying this bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. I don't even really say it like that. No, but you just said it.

No, and I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just saying me personally. Like, I just, anyway, long story short, I got really lucky because I was out there, I was dating two girls when Jude came into my life and I left both of them for her.

Is this a true story? No, just two. And then when Jude came I dropped the other two. And the rest is history. But yeah, man, look, if you go for looks only... I am pretty shallow. No, no, no, listen to what I'm saying. The looks will make up for everything else. If you like what you're looking at...

That's not true. Everything, yes, it is. No, that can't be sure. looking at before. And it was in every, you get tired of every, every,

you get tired of everything. That's why people always say like, people will cheat with the uglier girl. It's because it's something new. It's a little adventure. I'm going to tell you why. Something new. Something new is something new.

That's not saying that's right. It's just a little adventure. And I don't, I'm not at that place. La Molle. I would ever do something like that. She's a little adventure. La Molle is this one Mexican comedian.

He's just fucking hilarious. hilarious. He made the point that, yes, having a piece of steak in front of you is like really good, but sometimes you just want to grab a tortilla and just slap it on some chorizo and beans and just eat that taco. You know what I'm saying? And it tastes so good. You know what I'm saying? So that's that was the point. Yeah. Luckily, you've had several girlfriends after your latest one. So what you said doesn't apply to anyone in specific. Yeah, there's been plenty of attractive girls. It's not, it's not, it's not all about the love.

What does it? What, what turns you off if you have someone? Hairy armpits, stinky, butt hole. Mine, mine are crazy. Minor had this world. Yeah. Argument, argumentative. Like, willing to argue being rude to, like, a waiter.

Oh, I can't do that. I can't do it. Like, speaking up, like, let me fucking handle this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, chill the fuck out. Like someone's that's just willing, like a loud boss girl type of vibe. Fine. Now, what Nick is saying is that that's just not his type. There's nothing wrong with being a boss babe. There's nothing wrong with being like a- Some guys like that. Yeah, some guys like that.

What doesn't work for me. See, I like them. I like, you don't like when your girls turned up? No. I do. See? You don't like that? You like that ghetto? That doesn't mean she's ghetto? Like if she's already a boss And like if she was last time I thought you meant like she's getting loud with like a No, no, no no no Like a security guard

Not hell no no I don't do that I told you my number one rule When I met her I'm like I'm like if I'm ever in a fight Get the fuck out of the way I can't be trying to push you off Gently bro I saw speaking of that

I saw it happens all the time I saw a video other day Some random guy knocking on someone's door And then he ended up pissing by their door Right random shit They open the door The dude walks out It's like yo what the fuck

why did you go to the bathroom by my door? They go off camera. You can hear them arguing and shit. You can hear them tussling. The dude must have pulled out a knife or something. The girl comes out of the door behind to see what's going on. And now the guy's running back towards her. She's late to get back in the door. They luckily they get back in. But like, why would you go out towards danger?

Yes. Well, sure. Also, open your door with a fucking guy. To a neighbor? I ain't going to a random. It's night out. Like, I ain't opening the door unless I got. First off, I'm not even opening the door.

Second off, if I am, I have a fucking gun. Third off, I don't have a third off. I wish I would. I'd be that. I wish a motherfucker would. I will say, Jude, Jude is, up until we had live,

Jude up until we had lived was a career woman where you would call a boss babe. She's, you know, she's, no, but stands her ground and does her thing. I'm more talking personality-wise. I'm not talking actual job in money. I'm talking more of, the personality-wise.

I know, I know exactly what you said. Go, go, go. Yeah. Fucking little attitude. She doesn't, she won't let any sort of what she feels is this respect slide because she's a grown-ass, B-I-T-C-H. Like, just that kind of attitude. I'm staying far away from those.

I ain't dealing with that. Listen, they're probably staying the far away from us, too, so it's good. Yeah, they are. So. Yeah, sure. Far away. I think that there is... I think that there is something to be said about a man's willingness to be open to say,

you know what? It's time for me to settle down. So the next one, I have to make sure. I'm down, man. Oh, you're not. Yes, I am. Trust me. I, this past summer, you know, I was an angel, realistically speaking.

And, you know, so any girl listening to this, don't think I'm that type of guy. No, he's not. He's not. But I had... A couple of encounters. I had some encounters. I like entanglements

put myself out there more and just see where shit might go and I'm just like bro I could care so little about like hooking up with someone right now or like just cat like randomly having sex and going and going back home

and I'm drunk and I'm hung over and then like I want something like I just want something real bro that is real if I should if I should I got to show you this text that I have it's unreal girl bro

and like like the i meet her the first week is us hang out every single day yeah like unintentionally like oh what are you doing home like oh yeah let's chill the we're not doing nothing crazy no we're just i'm going by where she lives right go pub shell shack go to whatever a little bar over there we went and watched some shit at main event like normal shit the week's over we go out on put it this way we had a date plan and we chilled the whole week before the date that's how like it was ago. So I was like, all right, this is, this could be something. I like her. She has a job. She has her own, she doesn't have no kids, normal girl. We go on the date, come back to the crib. Everything goes well as planned. Everything's perfect. Everything's fine. Out of the blue, like,

I don't know. She was like standoffish any already, but I was kind of like forcing my way in. She watched an episode of a podcast when I'm saying you have two kids. Please don't let that be the reason God, please. So. So. like out of the blues like she starts acting weird da-da-da-da I'm like hey you want to go do this and she starts saying no I'm like all right whatever I don't give a fuck I got options I can't give a fuck less so but I actually like her so I'm kind of like entertaining it I'm like fuck man she's all fuck with me it's making you want to hit her up more yeah that's how it's but like everything was good before though it didn't make sense that never does this is what she hits me with right so I'm like talking to

she's like yeah I'm gonna be honest um you know I'm basically like just going to stop because I got baptized and like I'm not like I'm basically not fucking until like I know who like you're what she said yeah I'm not sorry I was shaking my phone I'm not but we already you know and it didn't make it no I already we already did that so oh well that sounds like like I like how's your performance from the first plus you gave it your all way you took one of them them blue chews dog. Oh, you had the I never did that. You had the Ron Jeremy. Hours.

I guess it wasn't. Hours, I'd be fucking gas down. I don't know. I like there, though. That would have been the one. See, but did you ever think of like, all right, well, let's just keep hanging out. Well, that. It's not like you need fucking sex.

Like, and maybe within, like, you just keep hanging out and then within a month. Well, no, I would have. This man, I actually be my boy. I was willing to do that 100%. willing to do that but like did you tell her like fuck no it's just you know bosa expressing that he like someone no she knows you're like hey just so you know i really like you and i want to marry you no i didn't say it's gonna scare everybody but i told her i like there and shit da da da da da but bro that's why that's she says that but is actively actively seeking other guys yeah no no what i'm saying that's why

that's why you tell me that you better be you better not be doing shit you better not be texting nobody none of that but but then when you're sure she's busy every weekend you hear me like come on bro how are you not like bro like text me back in 30 seconds check in all the why are you not replying why are you not replying for two hours that's what me and boes will talk like that sometimes so we'll talk about like how it'll be like good with a girl and then you they send you a text or something you reply or whatever you send them a text like yo let's do this like for instance basically and they don't don't don't not text for like four hours or like later that night and we always talk about like you're not busier than hex and he can text back immediately immediately bro i text name i'm getting a response in two minutes

brother but yeah i i had i had a girl like that it was like we were like all right let's do something tomorrow tomorrow came what's her name and last name i'm like what do you want to do she was like you she was like you she was like you want to do brunch and this is it's like it's like 11 30 in the morning so i'm like all right i can probably pick you up at like one or i think i said like all right, I'm good for like one or two, or I'm good for like one 30 or two. I can pick you up. That's not brunch anymore.

It's not brunch anymore, but it's like, I know she wasn't going to be ready. And she was like doing something anyways. So it's just going to be like an afternoon thing. But I'm like, all right. Like I texted her back immediately.

All right, I can do one 30 or two. A little after two, she texts me and say, hey, okay, so I'm walking my dog and I'm stopping at this like vape shop or some shit. Oh, she vapes?

And then I'll be, it wasn't for a vape. she told me that um but then i was like all right well like you didn't respond this entire time like i'm sitting i'm saying like i just like i just showered i'm waiting for a text and i'm gonna get dressed and then just boom head there doesn't text me back for two plus hours the fucking this brunch time didn't happen and she was like all right i'm gonna finish walking my dog and uh and um get back from the vape shop and shower and stuff and i'm like okay Okay, but she sent me some other shit, maybe like a video and I like laughed at it.

Three more hours come by, no text, no like, okay, just got shot or just showered. Like where do you want to go? I'm ready when you're like anything. Just give me, like I've already said, I'll pick you up at this time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She completely ignored that. And then just like said to mother shit, I'm walking my dog. So it's like now, all right, well, you tell me when you're ready.

Yeah, of course. Yeah. And that like that's how, that's just what it was. And then 5 p.m. She texted me and it's like, I guess we're not doing anything. I would have to be. I replied just like laugh my ass off. And that just like said nothing else.

A few days later, she said, hey, are you still mad at me? Yeah. And I just like laughed again. And I don't know. I forget what she said. But I basically started ignoring her. And the funny thing about that is like she started liking my shit more. That's why when you told her, hey, I kind of like you.

She was like, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How fucking dare you like me? That's kind of where I got the vibe I got from it. No bullshit. You got to be glad you said that. Listen, listen. Just remember the old saying.

He's trying to think of something right. Well, yeah, yeah, I'm trying to formulate it. Nice guys. Wait, I was it go? Nice guys never win. Finish last. Nice guys always come in last. And sometimes they don't come at all.

Because of how nice they are. Should we just? send it on that? If you want. Yeah. All right. Where are you going, man? You're formaling.

This is what formal does. We'll be doing the Halo pod. What do you think he got it from? I'm like, and he'll just go like that. Start walking away. All right. That's going to do it for the podcast. If you guys want to see more different type of episodes, obviously, I think people

do. So I don't even know why I'm asking. But we're going to try to keep doing more of different shit. Hitch is out of town today. So he'll be back next week. We'll see what we can get in store for next week, man. Listen, team summertime, a summertime year round for those dudes, especially hitched. Vacation here.

A vacation here. Wedding and shit. I'm out of here. But hey, man, it's going to do it for us. Thank you guys for watching. We'll see you in the next one. Riley, play the outro music.