The Flycast - We Got Kicked Out of the Heczquarters | The Flycast Ep. 144
Episode Date: April 12, 2025OpTic Gaming Merch: https://shop.opticgaming.com/Check out the OpTic SCUF collection and use code “OpTic” for a discount: https://scuf.co/OpTicCheck out the OpTic Podcast here: https://podcasts.ap...ple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQGWe Got Kicked Out of the Heczquarters | The Flycast Ep. 144 00:00 Intro 01:00 Why are we walking around 20:00 Falcons Roster 23:10 European Pro Gamers 25:00 Getting a new dog 48:00 MaNiaC moving to Austin
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Check, check.
One, two.
One, two, my shoe is being buckled.
Pan at the ground, then slowly come up.
We'll start saying, welcome.
You're looking at the ground.
Welcome back to another episode of the Flycast episode.
Who gives a fuck?
We're outside today, quite literally.
You know where we're at?
The 100th thieves complex.
It's Alexis.
It's a nice car.
There's someone in there.
Yeah, there's someone in there.
I have no idea who is in there, but they probably think we're very weird.
We should probably get out of here.
Okay, yeah.
Let's go.
We're going to start walking.
This was Matt Craig's idea, so we're just going to start walking and talking.
There is no way this goes smooth with these.
It's going to go smoothly.
It has to.
I'm more considered about the mics and like touching a wire or something like that.
How did we end up walking backwards?
Can you hear us in your earbut?
Does it sound good?
Good.
Yeah, wait.
This isn't how it's supposed to.
Yeah, Matt Craig's supposed to be walking backwards.
Why are we walking backwards?
When I saw Tupac do his interview in 1997 on Venice Beach, the camera was in front of him while he walked.
Really?
Oh.
Like he's walking like this.
Yeah, but he's Tupac.
You're BTH Maniac 20909.
BTH Flycast Maniac.
So basically, you might be wondering, why are you doing the podcast outside?
Let's let's let this car go.
Okay, they're not going to go.
We'll go then.
Thank you so much.
We were supposed to have Skies on the flycast today.
Skies?
Wait, let me ask you something about that, about Skies.
You think his head's getting a little big?
Yes.
Yeah.
Skies his head.
He might have the fastest big head that to ever join.
Not Zinn.
Zinn asked about his chain the first day he joined.
Okay.
Zen is number one for us.
Okay, that makes sense.
But Skies is getting a little big-headed.
Somebody, if y'all go into Skies'est stream,
knock them down a notch or two.
Yeah. He's getting too many viewers, too.
I mean, that usually what happens.
Right, when you join Optic, everyone sort of has a spike.
If you join the cod team.
If you join the Kott team.
Me and Halo, not so much.
You know, I actually had to grind.
I had to put in that work.
I forget what I had to do, but it took a little bit of time
before their reviews.
Skies joins, instant views.
I mean, obviously he's been doing it.
But anyways, Skies was supposed to be on the flycast today.
He was not on the flycash today.
No.
Because why was he not?
It was some bullshit.
We were supposed to have fly at 11.
He could have done it at 11.
Then we'd add it at 10.
All of a sudden, he can't do it anymore?
Yeah.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
The reason he couldn't do it at 11.
You can't bullshit a bullshitter.
You know how many times?
Wait.
Guys, if you're ever wondering, I always have these dreams.
drinks like in content and stuff you're ever wondering where I get it from it's right there
it's called Renew Bakery really good place holy shit you can't see anything on that you
can't it's so bright outside Matt can't see anything so you hope he got a shot of that but
it's right there renew renew coffee shop it's where you go every day isn't it yeah it's such such
good coffee real good coffee wait are you how is the how's the uh the halo pod been you're on
episode two well before we get into that skies with
supposed to be on the fly. We had the game and then I guess he has to do this
some other pod called game chat. Oh that trash pod. No one watches that shit.
That bullshit pod. That trash pod. I think it's like the top top pod pod pod's an
optic or flycast obviously number one that shouldn't even need to be said. Number two is
recently coming up the the halo game chat. Is that what it's called? The halo pod. The drop pod.
is what Matt Craig came on with.
Drop pod.
What?
Because in Halo there's...
Oh, because the drop pod and Halo.
That's not bad, Matt Craig.
It's not bad.
Oh, he stole it from a YouTube comment.
That makes sense.
But anyways, yeah, we're supposed to...
Maybe we'll get him next week.
We got to get Skies.
We got to get bound.
I'm excited for the bound one.
It's really the only...
I mean, Skies, too, but...
It's really the only two people...
I mean, who else is there to even get?
We've got...
I think everyone at this point.
Nah, we don't have everyone.
There's legend.
But I don't know if Legends podcast ready.
Let's get Joey update on.
Could get Riley.
Riley would be fun.
But yeah, so top pods and optic.
Right now, flycast number one.
Obviously, drop pod number two.
Around the bar.
Well, is around the bar optic.
Yeah, it's under the network.
Yeah, around the bar.
Top three.
optic podcast probably four
I think it's falling off a little bit though
what the optic pod
like I feel like me and you aren't really on it anymore
yeah it's kind of like
we're just scraping the bottom of the barrel
yeah they're just getting whoever they can
for that podcast all it is for all optic pod is anymore is just
scump watch party
scump talk watch party
your watch parting scump
it's just scum watch party
v2
but yeah we did a uh let me guess
zin's on there talking about food
we did a
Halo episode
we're gonna try to find somewhere to sit
I thought there was a fucking bench
I think it's actually way over there
or we can sit down here
it's a nice little area right here
did our second episode
of the Halo pod
um
I'll tell you what
the first
I don't know how much of the beginning
we had to cut
but I had like I had a bunch of notes
and my notes were basically like
shit to do with scrims
like SSG was refusing to scrim optic
so it's like why are the why is that
what pussy bitches right
I didn't say that I'll say it
so it was like can't remember who's on SSG
it's stellar lucid snake bite
eco
Okay.
So I'm not.
Pussy bitches.
But I had
I had so many questions
just like kind of surrounding SSG.
I wonder if they can hear the birds.
Should we sit somewhere?
No.
I had so many questions.
I had so many questions about SSG.
Why did SSG refuse to scrim, y'all?
Why is there beef with legend and bound leaving?
Is this new formal and loose?
did have beef. They just
scrimmed for the first time.
I think it was right before that pod.
I had all these questions
lined up. They were kind of all going to lead
into each other. I was like, this would be like the first like
10 to 20 minutes of the pod.
And four more dislike to me. It's like, no.
I was like,
um, so you don't
want to talk about it? He was like, nope.
I was like, what about you guys?
Legend, the renegade bound.
Anyone want it? He was like, I'm going to speak for them.
I was just like, all right
Uh
Wait so you're gonna cut that?
Awkward.
I was like, uh, let me
Well, that was kind of
my preparation for the first
Because usually it's like you kind of want
Some kind of idea
Like you never know I guess where a pod's gonna go
But at least like the first like
To start off the pod there's some sort of idea
You have in mind of like where it's going to go
I mean that was the plan
and then I was like
well there goes
there goes all of my
dude there's like people are like
all my notes
it seems like players nowadays
are like not trying to give away free dope
is what I hear the cod
scene shot he fucked it up
for all of us
yeah his fucking
his hey we're
we're gonna talk about how we're amazing
everyone's dog shit then go
oh and 15 ass
now no one wants to give anyone free dope
see but what I like about shotsy
is he did
look at this guy
he his own dog shit
up to it when's the last time you felt like that felt like felt like that guy i mean it's been a while
he's on the side of a train just sorry if your audio listener listening to this but there's a statue
of a guy i'm gonna explain it statue of a guy with a top hat he's got his he's he's holding onto a train
and he's leaning out saying whoa it's just fly cast shit you only see this on the on the on the
flycass yeah you can't really get shit like this really anywhere up
Oh, shout out Frisco City Hall.
Shout out the beautiful city of Frisco.
But yeah, Shotsie fucked it up for everyone.
He really did.
So now he had zone up to it.
Jake Lucky sucks too.
Yeah, forgot to mention that in the intro.
Fuck that guy.
But Shotsie has admitted to it.
He was like even, I think it was either Puckett or Nameless, kind of like.
Ripped into him?
Just asked him something like a postgame interview.
And he was like, yeah, no, everyone's great.
Everyone's an amazing player.
I'm never talking shit again.
I was like, there you fucking go.
But now you got people like formal and like there's just no storylines.
There's no drosla.
There's no scrap.
There's no shots.
Are you talking about inhala?
There's like no version of that.
I went ahead like this way.
Yeah, yeah.
I think there's like a little park.
That side park.
But there's just like no.
version of that in Halo.
Yeah, we need to, we need to, who do you think even has the personality for it?
No one. Halo has no personality.
Bro, I'm, and I'm not even trying to, my chat was like, you need to stop trying to just
calling out your pod mates.
Podmates.
Well, just the Halo pod.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You need to stop calling them out.
You're getting jealous and shit.
Because I'll be like, bro, like, I know I'm not the best host, but I'm like, it's just so,
nerve-racking. It's
because it's just a pod of
five introverts
trying, they're not
podcasters. I said this on the other way. You don't know what
formal you're fucking getting.
So every single time, I'm just, it's just nerve-racking.
Like, even after the,
try to get formal to talk about like the SSG shit.
And he was just like, no.
You kind of, just like, all right, Matt,
gonna have to cut all that.
You kind of need to get, uh, lunchbox here.
I think lunchbox can talk.
He's got a little talk.
I want to get lunchbox for the flycass.
Yeah, I want to get, I would like to get lunch and roll.
I would rather not waste lunchbox.
I mean, this sounds fucked up.
On the optic pod?
I'd rather not waste lunchbox on the, on the halo pod.
On drop pod?
Because the halo pod, I feel like you're trying to like cater to everyone and sort of try to get everyone involved.
Yeah, I get that.
But it makes sense.
on the
if we do the
if we do the
podcast with lunchbox
it's all about
lunchbox
look at
Matt getting
the cinematic
talk about
his entire
career
go way back
back to fucking
oh five
yeah that's true
because
back to the
good when people
did have
personalities
huh
yeah
T squared
throwing gum
at people
MTV
true life
I want to be
a professional
gamer
y'all should
have an old man
league
because I saw Clay talking about it for Cod
like Old Man Ate's
Clay just Clay of course Clay
because he would be actually that would
In Cod that would be good
Dude I think in Halo it would be better
But in Halo
No one
Because in Cod you still have
Apathy Slack scump parasite
Clayster
Crimpsix Karma
Cram 6 karma like everyone still
There's a fucking squat
Yeah there's a bunch of people
Halo you have me
Clutch
I don't even know if I count
Because I really don't play ever
But yeah but you don't need to play
Like people just want to watch
Clutch
Elamite
And maybe Ace TV
I think we have four people
No
You've got the ogres
You've got Puckett
You've got
Um
You've got
Walsh Walsh
You've got Strongside
You've got
I mean, they're kind of, they're kind of in the field.
They just don't play.
It doesn't, they don't have to play.
They're old man eights.
Yeah.
I mean, I mean, I guess I'm just, I'm comparing it to Cod.
And it's just when it's, it's like, but in Cod, I think people want, people would be fucking good.
People want to do Old Man Aids and Cod because they want the guys who don't play anymore to come back and play.
Like, they want Sharp and Killah to come back and miracles and.
Oh, you try.
You think they try to get those people?
Yeah, that's what I would say.
I actually replied to him because I tried to get.
I try to get funding for a call-a-duty old man tournament.
But it fell through.
So then I said that on Twitter and then people were like,
you don't need funding for everything.
I was like, you fucking do you dumb fuck.
People are so fucking stupid.
You think they're going to, yo, spend your entire day,
maybe even two days.
Spend your entire day playing in this tournament.
By the way, no prize money or anything.
Just do it for the love.
Just do it for the love of the game.
And if it's old man, Aits, sure, that's a lot of fun.
Sure, get Clay and Nameless and Spacely and Study and Bose.
And, yeah, get all of them in an eight's lobby.
Sure, that'll be fun.
But, like, first of all, you're not going to get any new people.
You want to sit here?
I should have brought a fucking water.
Fuck.
Wait, is that brand new?
No, someone's waiting for someone to drink that brand new water.
They inject it.
You think so?
You think that's got anthrax in it?
a fucking sip what dude you were not gonna drink that if it if it wasn't open yeah
matt how are you how are you putting on doing this your your arms getting tired yet you're
dude you've got biceps or triceps of steel matt's low arms matt's got like bodybuilder potential
i feel like when you look at him yeah probably he's definitely got have you seen him golf no
he sticks that ass way out there's he nice yeah he's he's it's if you look at his back
It's like back is perfectly straight and then it's just ass.
A lot of ass on Matt.
You never see it until golf.
I feel like I feel like I used to see them golfing all the time.
Didn't you and Raj and shit used to go out golfing?
Yeah.
Like we're golfers now.
Can they, do you have a mic on the headphones or no?
Okay, okay.
He said he goes, he used to go like every once in a while.
He said they, it's one of those things where it's like you start going.
to the gym you buy gym clothes you go for like you buy new shoes do you ever have do you have
something do you have like a like a hobby that you were trying to get into that you knew right off
the bat like you were spending money on it and you're like i i know this is a mistake but i'm going
do it anyway i remember in the scuff house i bought rollerblades i went rollerblading i think once
and my and it like hurt my lower back dude in 2020 when i was like when tST you was like when t s t
was like really popping off.
It was like a lot of money coming in.
I was like, I think I'm gonna get it.
I'm finally gonna get into paintball.
And I had everything in the cart.
I had the gun.
I had the hopper, the nice tank.
It was like five grand.
And I was like, no.
But you didn't buy it?
No.
Because I, but I almost did.
It was all in the cart.
And I was like, this would be a great way to like get it exercise.
but like you need
you need to like have a crew
yeah can't just go out there
you don't just like show up to a court
at any time of the day
and like it's got to be planned
right
friends uh
there's leagues probably
yeah you're gonna show up
with your top not shit
and they're gonna be like oh this guy like
how long you've been playing
I've never played
how do you shoot I've never played before
Like if you have a $3,000...
What's the rolls?
You have a $3,000 gun, but you don't know how to, like, take it apart.
You don't know how to clean the barrel.
Like, people would be like, why do you have this?
Yeah.
It would literally be, like, having, like, your own bowling ball, but you don't know how to bowl.
Bowling would be fun.
I wish we would have...
There's like a real bowling alley.
Can we get a bowling team?
Every episode, it's like us.
Can we...
Can we...
Can we...
Can we...
Every fucking...
It's all Skies's fault.
Like we would all be doing shit if it wasn't for
Skies. Yeah, but he just doesn't want to
He just doesn't want to do stuff.
Like we were doing shit.
And then he joined and now it's like they don't want to do shit.
Now none of us like play
play sports anymore.
Bro, yesterday
me and Formal were doing like a skit
for an announcement.
And it's like, actually what time
was it? I was I think I was
I think I was here at 12.
of 30.
But I'm just like walking around the corporate side.
Not of nowhere.
I just hear like, hey.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
And I look over to where the cod guys play.
And it's just skies on the beanbag.
It looks like he just woke up.
I'm like, what are you doing here?
Or I might have said like, you love it here, don't you?
He hasn't gone home?
Like, he just woke up.
Like, he's always here.
And I'm like, what are you doing here?
He's like, I live like 45 minutes away, dude.
And I'm like,
I don't know if that answered my question.
Like, what does that mean?
You don't have scrimms for two hours.
Just because you're 45 minutes away.
Didn't mean you have to drive here at 9 a.m.
Take a nap to prepare yourself for fucking scrimms.
But he fucking loves it here.
I mean, good.
It looks like this is the team to.
Yeah.
They said they're not making the team change.
They're playing very well.
They are playing very.
I mean, can't play much worse than.
what it once was a couple weeks ago.
Doesn't get any worse.
You know what I'm pissed about more than anything?
I'm more pissed about
more than I'm happy for Optic
winning again. I'm more
piss the Falcons
did a roster change.
You wanted to see him stick it out?
You got to stick that out.
At this point, if I'm
a sponsor
and I know
because there was, because there was,
bro i i feel like they got more attention than like
who's like a fucking eighth seed team
who's a what who's like a eighth seed team that like no one talks about
yeah l a lady or us last year last last let's lag maybe even like a rocker
but it's like they get more no i get you i feel like the fowl like if i'm a spots
yeah i'm like let me just when they win that first hard point game and they all stand up
yeah and my logo is sitting i don't know if that's that's
That's how sponsors think.
But I was, I was rooting for him, man.
And I'm fucking pissed off now.
They did a fucking roster change.
They won two hard points, though.
Exnid got his first hard point.
It doesn't matter anymore.
Yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't matter.
You picked up a, you picked up two world champs.
Three world champs.
Wait, our cities, bred, and pre-stead, and pre-stead.
Three world champs?
Like, come on, man.
Yeah.
Doesn't count anymore.
Now I did, did you watch it?
I didn't watch that, though.
Bro, X-Nid was so happy.
Yeah.
He might be one of my favorite players now.
That's very wholesome.
He was...
What a crazy life story.
Like, there have been, there have been moments in Cod history, in e-sports history that I've seen where somebody gets brought in, not the traditional way.
You didn't grind your way to the top.
You didn't play through, you know, open brackets and win them all in the same region that.
that is the most popular,
and then you get put on a team.
And almost all, every time this happens,
that team fizzles and dies.
But XNN.
All of them.
All of them.
But XNid is showing that you can be
from a different region,
speak a different language,
still grind in that,
become the best in that region,
and still, with a few months of practice,
keep up with world champs.
Like, that is just insane.
That is wild.
Your passion.
He definitely earned his spot on that team.
But, I mean, people were, people were saying the Falcons, Falcons would be shittier than what they fucking.
Yeah.
Like, they're going to be worse with Fred.
Yeah.
Like, they're going to be worse now.
Let me worse with Pred.
But they almost, who did they, was it Rocker that they played?
I don't know.
I think it might have been Rocker.
Was it?
But yeah, then they, they lost game five, one, I guess two hard points.
X-Nid smile and game two on this on this so they win game one game two on the search I think he
clutched like a 1v1 or something and he was just after it was the biggest most genuine smile
but then on like round 10 or 11 I think they lost like a 1 v2 and it was just like now they lost
the series no like they could have been up too well they lost like it was either round 10 or 11 but
They lost like a 1 v2.
Damn.
X and they lost the 1v1 at the very end.
I was like, fuck, man.
This is the story I wanted to see.
They'll get theirs, though.
They'll get theirs.
Will they, though?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Will they get one of the land?
Maybe so, maybe not.
But I'm sort of rooting for them still, I guess.
Yeah.
I think if they play, there's an EWC this year, right?
Because I like everyone on the team.
Yeah.
So if they succeed, that's cool.
If not.
Oh, well.
They're used to it.
I guess.
Is the guy who plays mouse and keyboard?
Is he still in Halo?
Is he still doing his thing?
He, um, apparently, who's I talking to yesterday?
Or, I was talking to APG.
I think there's one European team that's like, first off, when people say European, I don't even know where that is.
am I the only one
when I think European
does that count UK
does that count France as well
that's that's so much
yeah that's like different
different languages and shit
true a lot of different shit
there you go so when I hear European team
I'm like do they even speak English
like what do they look like
sometimes like I don't know
you're European just means
so fucking too much it means too much i think it's just because in the united states and canada
console e-sports are so big is germany european yes now you've got me second-guessing yes okay
yeah that's just too fucking much but apparently there's like one good european team now like it used
to be like i think there was wutum's team then there was like legends team yeah and then the french
team. Yeah, since we took legend, that team's just like not really, I guess people aren't looking
at them as a threat like that anymore. Right.
Then there's Wutum's team who, maybe they combine people, I forget. Yeah, I think that,
I think quadrant and Wutum's team sort of combined people to make the European, the best European
team. But yeah, there's still, still only one mouse and key player. Oh, he's, he's from, he's, he's
EU, the mouse keyboard guy?
I, probably.
You don't even know what Europe is.
Where is he from?
Wutum is from.
Matt, pull it up.
Where is Wutum from?
Dude, look at his dog.
This dog's so cute.
You thinking about getting another dog?
No, dude, I can't do it again.
I really can't.
Is there, this is not the sound fucked up at all.
Yeah.
Is there, this is going to sound bad.
Oh, from Finland.
Like, where's that?
It's in the UK.
Is that European?
I mean, in the EU.
It's where the Finn, it's like the land of all the Finns.
Hello.
There's a dog behind the camera.
There's a big boy.
He wants to get pitted.
Um, we're going to ask that sounds fucked up.
That's okay.
Is it a relief to not have to take care of a dog?
It's weird because, like, you don't want to think that.
The weirdest part for me is,
Is the, like, is it like, sorry, I'm good at it.
No, you're good, you're good.
But is it like, obviously, if Mace was still here,
you choose for Mace to be here over it.
Right.
But when you get that sense of like,
no more responsibility.
I don't have to go home to let him out.
I can do whatever I want.
The sense of responsibility, it's like sort of a,
it's not a relief, a relief's not a good term for a dog passing.
Yeah, no, it's, it's, is that hindering you from getting a new dog because you're like, all right, well, let me just enjoy not having a dog.
Kind of.
Well, Alexis and I are still, like, bouncing back and forth between Arizona and Texas.
And when Mace was here, he, you know, he couldn't fly because greyhounds can't fly or not on commercial airplanes.
And, and there's.
Yeah, they're running dogs.
So I had to drive.
So I was driving to Arizona, like when I was.
stay there for over periods of time.
And so there's...
How long was that drive?
16 hours.
So there's that part where it's like,
I don't have to do the drive anymore,
which I mean, obviously,
if a genie or God himself came down and said,
hey, would you rather do the drive with your dog
or would you rather stay how it is?
Of course, I'm picking Mace 10 out of 10 times.
But, you know, the fact that this is the cars that we were dealt,
um,
I'm just going to, like,
and I are going back to Arizona tonight.
And so we don't have to, I don't have to worry about who's going to watch Mace or how long,
you know, how long do I have to, you know, put him in a, in a house and somebody else in like
a rover house so that he can be watched.
Like, I don't have to, I don't have to text Matt Craig and say, hey, you want to watch Mace
for a few days?
And then him ignore the text.
And then him ignore the text and say, you know, some.
I'm out of, Ray.
I got a, yeah.
Like, I don't have to do all that anymore.
And so there's that.
Again, I don't think relief is the word.
But the combat, but I also said, like, Mace was the perfect dog for me because he didn't, he didn't bark.
He was very relaxed.
Like, greyhounds are very, after they, people think they have a lot of energy because they're fast.
But there was a bird that just flew behind.
That was insane.
That was Mace.
People think that, yeah, probably.
people think that
um
people think that greyhounds like have a ton of energy because they're fast but
after they retire like they are just so
calm and relaxed and so he was always just
he would walk around wherever I was in the house and just sleep
behind me and that was just like the perfect
the perfect dog he didn't bark while I was recording
or while I was on stream and I don't know it's just I got
I remember I got mace with the idea that I was going to
take him to work and I was going to
always have him by my side, which didn't end up happening because it's just not ideal.
Um, those people have dog allergies and like in the office and so like, and like he would take
a shit on the carpet and Roger would clean it.
True. That did happen. That did happen twice. So I was like, maybe I should stop bringing
him in while he's not comfortable to his surroundings. But also, yeah, uh, if I ever got another
dog, uh, because obviously it comes up with Alexis and I, but if I, I'm just, I'm just, you
I think I'm strictly Greyhound like forever.
I was just about to say what kind of dog would you get?
I think I'm...
Why?
Greyhound.
I would never, never in my...
What?
Is that fucked up?
Why?
It's just...
I've never thought of a Greyhound.
As a...
You've seen them raised, but like as a pet?
Yeah.
There, I mean, I'm a...
I think I have something wrong with me.
Or, like, I always try to do something a little different.
And so I was I didn't want like I love German Shepherds and I love I love all
Retrievers I love all dogs genuinely all dogs but I went over to my mom's
friend's house one time we were like having dinner with her friend and she has a greyhound
And that greyhound came right up to me and it's like a like a Brendel greyhound it looks just like a deer and I was like oh my god this is my favorite dog I've ever seen and
And then I started looking around at greyhounds.
I saw their story and like they're very unique dogs, but they're also fun in like an interesting way.
They're very independent, but still fun.
Like, I don't know.
They're very, we went to a greyhound meat like two months before Mace passed.
And so there's a bunch of, like it's like an area like this, bunch of greyhounds.
No barking.
No barking, no whining, nothing.
They're all just sitting around.
Was that even like?
They're all just like.
they're all just like looking at each other like they'll smell each other and then just like look
around it was so it was so goofy and so weird it's like a halo pod it's like they're like the
halo and greyhams are like the halo kids of dogs really really good at what they do but not
not like vocal at all not they're not social dogs what was the process maybe you told me but what was
the process of like all right you visit you said you visited home or something
Matt Craig is locked on these birds saw the greyhound eating right now and Matt is
locked on them ever since you saw the greyhound you knew you wanted a greyhound
what the fuck do you do I mean you just look up get him you look up like local greyhound
rescues there's a there's a there's one where we're at called Galtz GALT
Greyhound something of Texas
And they just take basically what they do is they there's the only greyhound
The only places that greyhounds race anymore is in EU EU is stands for Europe it's like over it's like a bunch of countries is it pretty big yeah it's pretty big
But Finland Finland yeah Finland's over there that's where you got me from some guy named wutum
It's in the only races are in EU or Australia so like a bunch of bunch of greyhounds come from Ireland
and a bunch of greyhounds come from Australia
and they just literally like put them on a boat
and boat them to the United States for adoption.
I bet that's bud.
Yeah, so I mean, obviously you get a greyhound
and you just know how much trauma that dog has been through.
I mean, Mace had like a scar on his side.
Why is it fucking legal?
I don't know.
I don't. I mean, I guess it is just racing.
There's horse races.
Like, they literally dig into the horses' side
to get them to go faster.
And fucking whip the shit out of them.
Yeah, they whip them to make them go faster.
I mean, greyhounds, but I mean, it is weird
because to see a greyhound run at full speed is insane.
Have you ever saw Mace go?
I mean, yeah, we would, like,
we would go every once a while, but,
like, I would take him off the leash
and, like, really try to get him to run,
but for the most part, like, he wasn't really...
He kind of just do, like, a...
Yeah, he's like, he would, like, really go for a second,
like if I was running too but I mean
then he would be like why are
why are you not like follow like why are you not keeping up with me
and I'm running full speed and he's just that that that
he's just dude but yeah you you uh you basically just go to
like a local greyhound rescue and you know apply and and the the
like the application process is kind of kind of intense
because they don't want to get you know they don't want
they want to protect the greyhounds is like their first priority fucking this will be their first
non sort of abused home right yeah i mean i'm not saying all i don't know how it works
might be a listener out there that races greyhounds i don't want to assume they're all abused but
a lot of them are i'm not saying abuse it's not maybe it's not abuse it's just against their will
they're forced to they're sleeping on the ground they're getting thrown wrong
chicken as their meal like that shit might be good though like for them for them for compared to like
just regular ass pebbles and shit yeah like yeah but like off the ground like dirty raw chicken
like they just it's yeah i don't ever i don't ever want to go watch a race but i do
i can't support that i do miss greyhounds man i i it's it's weird because like obviously i'm past like
the grief part of it i'm not i'm not i'm not cross you know i'm not
crying every day anymore but but still there's like this it's just life is so much better like life
everything just has that much like if you if you come back from a bad day at least i get to walk
mace yeah if it come back from a good day i'm like guess what happened today you know what i mean like
everything is just better when you have a dog that you enjoy and that you like and that that
lanky motherfucker made me so happy yeah and you didn't get him as a puppy either so because
I was going to say, depending on when you get the dog, because we got chewy as a puppy.
And my God, he was the worst puppy.
And the thing is, we, like, planned on trying him out.
Because the person who had him, like, found him in a trash can.
Right, yeah.
So we went over, visited, and it was like, God, he's so cute.
Like, he was so friendly, just even as a puppy.
Like, yeah.
And she was like, yeah, no, no bathroom problems or anything.
and we were like, all right, well, well, we'll...
Just lying? Apparently not lying.
Because it was
Michelle's friend.
Okay, okay.
And so she wouldn't just, like, lie to us.
Right. Maybe she fucking would.
But right when he got him, or right when we got him, we were like, all right, let's try it out.
If anything, it's just like, we borrowed him for two days.
He has a home anyways over it.
Right, yeah.
Her friend's place.
So we brought him back and it was just shit, piss all the time.
And I was like, oh my God, and just crying all night.
But it was like after Milo pass, which is like,
Milo never really did anything wrong.
Right.
And like he was that type of dog that didn't like other humans or other dogs just loved us.
So I like that about him.
I like those dogs.
Don't really like other humans.
Don't like other dogs, but like me.
But it makes me feel special.
Yeah, right.
But then once he passed and then you grieve a little bit and really wasn't sure if we wanted a dog or not, but eventually got one.
Then now, Chewy, then we got Charlie.
She was badass puppy as well, chewing walls.
Then obviously separated and I kept Chewy.
And now it's just like, bro, I can't.
I'm already think Chewy just, Chewy just turned two.
And I'm like, bro, if I lost Chewy, like, even when like dogs are being a little aggressive.
with him at the park, I'm like,
I'm like, don't
fucking do it. Like, I'm
so, I'm so ready to...
Right. Like, I will get...
I'll get in the middle of something
to protect Shui. Like, I don't care what kind of dog
it is. Obviously, I say that. I'd probably
pussy out. Just let him die.
But, uh...
No, I'm just kidding.
But, like, when I'm at the dog park, like, I'm
fucking ready to... They better not
fuck with Shui. Sometimes, because dogs are just
dumb as shit. Yeah. So there'll be, like,
three dogs. Shui's just in the middle.
getting attacked by all angles and I'm like these motherfuck like get your fucking dog
my dog my dog's getting beat up right now but they're just playing and chewy he's probably
enjoying it right but it's just this I feel like I've never had a sense to protect
maybe with like girlfriends but even then it's like we're adults what am I really
yeah we're adults in 2025 like what are you really protecting like you really protecting like
Yes, if a homeless dude comes up and hits you, like, yes, I'll obviously protect you.
Or like, go on a walk late at night.
Like, obviously, I protect.
But, like, I felt like I never had a little sister or something like that.
I feel like it was the first time in my life with Chewy to where I felt like,
this is the first time where it's like, this is my little person.
Right.
And, like, I need to, I don't know, it's just like a different type of.
Yeah.
Different type of love.
Even when...
The co-parenting.
Like, even yesterday dropped him off and then, like, did my shit all day.
Because we, like, drop it...
I'll drop him, and it's been a few weeks, so it's not, like, what it used to be.
But dropped him off just to, like, hang out with Charlie all day, because he really does love it.
Like, they just play, and, like, they love each other.
Then I did my shit streamed, and I was like, fuck.
Like, I actually, like, miss him.
Like, I actually, like, miss him.
I want to go, I miss, like, just going to the dog park and sitting there for like 20, 30 minutes.
And he just seeing him just be in his world.
Like, this is his time.
Right.
All of Chewy's time is following me around.
And, like, I'm on the couch.
I'm in the stream room.
I'm on my bed.
I'm in the bath.
Like, all he does is follow me around whatever I'm doing.
But when I take him to the park, it's just like he does.
It's his fucking world.
So it's just fun being able to.
like look at this dog just curious looking over dogs so many dogs that's being walked around over
bro that's like the heart the heart wrenching part is after the day after you like drive around or you
walk around and there's just dogs everywhere and you're like oh you start noticing every single
every single dog i haven't seen a greyhound in the wild yet that's gonna hurt that's gonna hurt
so bad but yeah like every time i see a awesie because milo was i'll see one of them and i'm like damn
yeah there's a it's it's uh yeah it's fuck it's rough did did um getting getting dogs did that
help with the grief like getting another dog i think so yeah i think because i i've i've thought
i mean obviously alex and i've talked about it but like the worst thing that could happen is i get
another greyhound and that greyhound is just not as good as
mace like just like maybe it's a
I mean that's how that's how I thought of like Charlie our other dog
yeah like I do love her but I can just tell our bond isn't
right isn't close um like it is with her and her mom yeah but with I feel like with
me and chewy it is close but yeah if you well you think
you get another greyhound you're just like man this ain't the same this ain't me i mean it just
the whole situation just like i still like i'm over the grief but i'm still just like i got him
greyhounds usually live till like 12 to 13 to 14 sometimes like they're they usually live pretty
old and mace just gets heart problems within like two years and then it's just like find out and
then bam in two three weeks it's over it's just dude it was pretty much exactly what happened
with Milo.
It's the fucking worst.
Then you just literally hold them as they go.
Sucks, man.
It is so rough.
And then I look at all my friends and their dogs and I'm like, I feel for, like, that
day is going to suck.
Yeah.
Because they've had, I mean, because I have two, because obviously I loved him so much,
but I had him for two years.
Yeah.
A lot of my friends have had dogs for 10, 15 years.
Eight years.
And it's there.
Because losing your childhood home, your childhood dog sucks.
Yeah.
But losing your first dog that you bought yourself, that you raised yourself,
because that's the age we're at now.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
It fucking blows, man.
Yeah.
Even as we lost, I lost my childhood dog whenever I moved into like this,
whenever I moved out, I think my childhood dog died like two years later.
But I was moved out for two years.
I sort of lost that sort of connection.
Right, yeah.
And she was old, so it was just like, I don't know, I don't know what's worse.
Having a dog die younger or like seeing it, you know, it starts turning 13, then 14 years old, then it's 15.
You're like, all right, this is, we should probably put it down.
I think younger's got to be worse.
You think?
It's got to be worse.
Because when you have them for 15, you start, like, you saw everything.
Yeah, but you got to spend 15.
years like obviously the last four years the last three years he's like old but like he's still
kicking it and like if it ever got too bad where like he's not having a good time at all you know that
you can make that decision yeah i mean you could even compare to a parent what's worse having your
parent die when you're 20 or fucking 18 yeah or fucking or when you're fucking 50 like my mom i would have
gone with the 50 route i will say yeah it'd be nice to like hang out with my dad and shit yeah that
would be i think like it would be cool to have a beer with with with your dad that'd be sick yeah
what's that like guys yeah um is that fun it's got to be fun what was i where was i where was i
going with that it is kind of just threw me off a little mental mentally let me i've recently
not remember my entire childhood real quick and i've i've recently i don't know why but i
I think like it's been, what?
It's been 10, 15 years now.
So you had passed when you were 18.
When I was 18.
Yeah, mine was, I was 20.
I've just recently started being able to, like, cope with it in, like, a, in, like, a humor way.
I've never been, like, I love dark humor, but I've never been able to really do it myself when it comes to that.
I've always been very, like, protective and, like, kind of sensitive about it.
It's just not funny.
Yeah, there's nothing funny about it.
But some people, like, I'll listen to other people.
And, like, there's a joke in a new girl where, like, the guy's, the main character's
dad pass passes away suddenly.
And, like, there's a whole episode called Dead Dad Pass.
And, like, he can't, you can't critique him.
You can't critique him at all because, like.
This here's dead dad.
You can't critique him at all because he's like.
No, you can't say anything to me today.
Dead Dad Pass.
Because, like, I'm sad.
You can't say anything to me.
And there's just, like, little things like that.
And I remember watching the episode, because I watched the episode, like, two years after my dad had passed.
And I was like, this isn't funny, like, at all.
But that's just because it's my situation.
But just recently, like, I'll pull little jokes on Blake and George.
Because George will be, George will say dad jokes, too, because he never met his dad.
so he'll be like yeah dad uh haven't seen you
never met his dad
one time blake on stream said uh
said like i was like
he said fuck y'all's dads
that his dad comes on the mic
fuck him
no blake one time on stream said like i was talking about how
I'm an outdoorsy guy or I want to go off the grid
and he was like you would not survive off the grid
and he was like when was the last time he went fishing
and I was like, well, I used to go with my dad all the time, so it reminds me of him.
I think I might have either saw that clip or been watching while you...
And Blake's just like...
Yeah.
Why would you do that to me?
I mean, bro, even my mom or my grandma died.
I think she was...
She just passed like a few months ago.
Or not too long ago.
I'm going to just say she was like 99.
98 or 99.
So my mom is 68
or just turned 68, something like that.
Yeah.
But like, so my mom got the, that's a long time.
If your parent lives the fucking 99.
But I mean, also their relationship was,
my grandma was very fucking old school,
didn't really express love,
a whole different type of,
it was kind of weird actually.
Yeah.
I mean, I love my grandma.
She was nice to me.
Like my mom says, like your grandma loved
the grandkids more than she loved her own children like that kind of that's common i feel like that's
yeah a lot of yeah it's kind of common um yeah my mom got to spend her whole life um granted some of it
not being the best because like your parents get old you turn into the sibling that has to take care
of them right yeah a lot of your adult life turns into taking care of them but she got to hang out
with her grandma you know or not her grandma her mom all the time um
but then she passed and I still think it's like I'll talk to my mom and we'll talk about it and like
she's she's still like sad from it yeah which like obviously it's your fucking mom I feel like
I feel like there's not anything closer there's not anything worse than losing no mom
no like if when my mom goes it's like I don't know if I have anything left I don't even want
to think about that like it's it all
it all sucks it's crazy we get this one little life this one little life that's what we get
bro sometimes i think about like we got this one little life i think i said this one stream but i was
like why do i have to just like spend it in one place to make the money here and live here
like i want to like go visit europe finland finland yeah or just on some like like i wish i
I could like travel and work and people would be like you could just vlog like bro my vlog ain't bringing in plane ticket hotel food fucking money shit like that if you grind did dude you don't understand but like I wish you're so many opportunities but I just wish I'm like damn am I fucking stuck and am I stuck in Dallas like I kind of
I don't want to do a year in Austin.
Go do a year in Austin.
I can't.
Why?
Halo pod.
Dude, a year in Austin, all you got to do is find a place that's $300 cheaper than what you're paying now.
That should be easy.
And then you take the bus, like the little, the whatever.
The tush bus.
Yeah, the tush bus.
You take that once a week.
Take it here.
And vlog it.
Take it here.
It's a chill. You can sleep on the bus.
I mean, maybe if we, well, first off, I'm not going to do that.
But like, you sleep in the skies beanbag for one night.
Yeah.
You got to kick skies out.
And then you go back the next day.
Oh, yeah, you can say it my place.
Say it with homage.
You can stay with homage.
I think, I don't know.
They were Raj.
Save with Matt Craig.
His dog.
His dog's room.
You get to sleep in the dog bed.
At the foot of Matt's bed.
It's just me.
That is a hilarious visual.
But I don't know.
There's just.
Reagan just wakes up as like, is that fucking Nick?
I don't know if Optic could even do that, though.
Like, there's so many, like, they ain't working their whole schedule.
All right, so you're going to come here this day.
You're going to do the flycast, the Halo Pod.
What do you mean?
You take the bus in Tuesday morning, or Tuesday morning.
You get here at, like, noon.
You do the optic pod or you do the Halo pod.
Or, sorry.
You take it on two.
You do the content day Tuesday.
we move Flycast to Wednesday
we wake up and then you go back Wednesday night
so you have to stay in
Frisco for one night
like if everyone's getting lives
and like obviously we're all
Hitch checked him on that
maybe it could be excused
I'm just saying
I've had to figure shit out like with going back and forth to Arizona
so if I can do it you can do it
if I can do it from 16 hours away
you can do it from three hours away
yeah but you still live here
that's true but it's not even about
necessarily living somewhere else
it's kind of just like I don't know
there's so much shit to like
I feel like just stuck on this little
square
just this little square
all you gotta do is find a business
and have that be your primary
income only fans
I meant like
what if you
god I'm so fucking
jealous man i i can't stand these average hoes making so much money i'm just so
what if you what if you managed only fans i have a friend that does that he said it's pretty good
money pretty good money but the girls are psychotic and he's probably going to get out of it
because he just can't stand dealing with it he was like that actually makes perfect sense he was
like bro i had a girl come over and just did cam shows on my couch and it was the nastiest shit i've ever
scene. Oh, that's not what I meant by manage. He was like, like he's in the other, he's,
he's in the other room, like typing on the keyboard to the freaks in the chat. She has like a
fake keyboard. She does. Oh, and he's the one typing? He's the one actually typing. Oh, my God.
But she's just like, that's not what I meant by manage. She's just like fake squirting, like,
like, pissing on his floor and so he does like straight, he does pure management.
Yeah, maybe.
But he'll also just like manage girls that do, like, pictures, and it's like they're lazy, they have attitudes.
They think they were, like, worth more than they are.
They think they're famous.
Like, they're, that makes sense.
So he just says, like, managing it is just such a fucking headache.
It's just an all-day thing of texting and trying to.
Okay, maybe.
Also, morally, I don't even know if I'd want to.
Maybe we go away from the only fans.
Maybe we manage online coaching.
What are you going to coach?
fitness yeah a life coach dog you you should be involved in some sort of health business
regardless i'm just i'm too insecure about the way not the way i look but the way i would look
in the fitness world like yet about i'm about i'm about i really hop on steroids yeah let me
i just want the shortcut bro let me get some i want the fucking steroids or ozimic which one are we
going first.
Bro, have you seen Post Malone?
Dog.
Is he skinny?
Bro.
It's weird because like now that, now that whoever brought it to the
forefront, I think it might have been Kendrick in one of the distracks.
Whoever brought it to the public that like Ozzympic's a thing, like you ruined everything.
Now every time I see a skinny celebrity, I'm like, oh, they didn't, they didn't work out.
They didn't grind.
Oh, Hollywood's known about Ozempic forever.
Right.
Post Malone.
recent.
I remember I almost went to a doctor
about OZempic, but I didn't know what,
I thought it was just like a,
like they inject you with a fat burner.
It decreases your appetite,
and it increases your metabolism.
I didn't know of it as like,
OZempic.
Really?
And like, it's used for fucking extra fat people.
I was like, oh, this will help me get shredded.
Let me just, I might, you might do that.
Isn't it like...
But now it's for like diabetes.
Yeah.
for diabetes.
Or what it's supposed to be used for, I guess.
Post Malone.
I did see that he was getting pretty skinny now.
Nah, bro.
The, the, what I saw was, is it this?
I'm on day 11 of counting calories.
That's him.
Dog, he's so skinny now.
So, I mean.
I mean, hopefully it's from getting a shit together.
Hopefully it's from Griding and shit.
But I'm just saying like so it's it's wild to see it's weird that like every celebrity I see now because of the Kendrick Drake beef and they they brought Ozmpic to the forefront.
I'm like, oh.
I mean bro.
Drake paid for his abs.
So many people are on it.
How much is how much is that ab surgery?
Just asking.
Just wondering.
Too much.
Not worth it.
Not worth it.
I might fucking.
I might need something like that.
Because that is the one place that I don't look decent.
Where you get your abs from?
I feel like my arms are decent.
I mean, my legs are skinny, but like if I really pull up my shorts, you can see some muscle.
I get that.
But like, I just got.
I get that.
But I'm on day, what did I just say, day 12 or 13, I think, of counting calories.
Okay.
How's that going?
I mean, I've gone from, gone from two.
Gone from 210 to now, I think this morning, I was at like 204.8 or 204.2.
Oh, yeah.
But I even saw it got as low as, but I think I was just stupid dehydrated.
Got as low as 201.8.
I was like, damn, this is the lowest I've been in fucking forever.
The lowest I got during my vegan year.
This is why I will take no personal responsibility for my bad actions for the rest of my life when it comes to fitness.
It's because even my vegan year, the lowest I got was 204.
Because it doesn't matter fucking vegan, mate.
That's true.
But I was so, like, if you look at, if you look at Flycasts from that year, I was so skinny looking.
Yeah.
204, bro.
I don't know.
Like, when's the last time you were below 200?
Scuff House.
And I was on drugs.
Is it the second you hit 200, you never got under it again?
No.
Never got under it.
Never got under it again.
I was 200, like fresh out of rehab, and then, like, never really, just always been over 200.
Yeah, I need to.
Oh, wait.
You were probably mad skinny when you were cracked.
Yeah, I was like 170 probably going in.
Yeah.
Literally, I think I gained 30 pounds inside.
I was eating because it was like you eat as much as you want.
Right.
And there's nothing else to do.
Nothing else to do.
No phones, no nothing.
It was a true fucking rehab experience.
But I think what I'm doing, I think what I'm doing right now, then I know I've said, I know, I've talked about it a lot.
No, man, I don't think they've ever heard it.
This time's different.
This time's just so different.
Fucking counting calories.
But, and I'm counting them to where like at night, I'm like, all right, I got to stop.
That was it.
No more eating.
Like, it's not even an option.
Right.
Because I know where I'm at.
Usually it's like, uh, but if I just have like two cheese sticks and a glass of chocolate,
chocolate milk.
But like fair life protein chocolate milk.
Right. Yeah, yeah.
Like that's not too,
like maybe like one other little snack,
but it's like that's low key like 500 calories.
Yeah.
But now I know where I'm at.
And I've,
I went through a week of like not being able to sleep
because I always have to stuff my face before I go to sleep
or I just can't fucking sleep.
But I kind of like got out of that.
And now I, I don't know,
my appetite.
in my desire to eat shit foods
because I haven't ate shit food for like two weeks
so it's just I can feel it dwindling away
I feel like I've never had this much momentum
as far as like consistency with Jim and now
diet but let's see
we'll see let's fucking see let's fucking see you want to walk back Matt
yeah let's walk back oh Matt
Matt's standing up probably almost at that time anyway
I guess we're at 45
No, probably like a 50 or something like that.
Look at it.
See, there's an hour and 30 seconds.
Oh, okay.
I miss.
You also have to change battery, right?
What do you, what are you planning on putting during that 40 seconds of dead space?
Put a picture of you.
Put a picture of you.
The audio.
It's not video.
Put your favorite picture of you.
I'm going to double check this.
I'm watching it back.
I want you to look at the favorite picture of yourself.
clip that during that dead space.
And now people that watch the whole episode
are going to be like, oh, that's why that's
up there. I was wondering why that picture of
Matt Craig was up there. For all of our listeners,
do we need a new flycast intro?
I'm not going to lie, if I'm
a rando and I click on our
YouTube and see
that black flycass
with maniac
hitch. No, the cold
opens will get them.
The cold opens are good. That'll bring
them in. What we do
need is a new
we need a compilation of us laughing
a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
having so much fun
you're just
I'm the best in the fucking game
maybe
welcome back to it
I'm the best in the fucking
welcome back
welcome back to another episode of
yeah maybe maybe you're right
me accepting the award
I'm just trying to think of anything
that I did that was cool
yeah
I feel like
like it's just it's been a long time it's been you what we do need is a better seven years we need a
better album for the um for like the Spotify and stuff because that is literally somebody that's
horrible like a fan made it like eight years ago and I threw it up there and it's still there what
I think is it is yeah that is no one is for randomly clicking that we need to recreate what we
the the thumbnail we did we're like we're both peeing and one
person's looking over.
We need to recreate that for...
But just the best camera ever.
Yeah, with a good camera.
For the audio.
I mean, we can recreate it.
So, Macrager, are you ready for that?
Okay, he's ready.
I miss Friscoe.
Oh, yeah, you're not down here anymore.
I feel like...
And this is probably why you didn't move to Dallas.
I think living in Dallas has me in a constant state of anxiety.
Yes.
Because maybe it's the energy, the people.
There's always noise.
Luca's gone.
Lucas gone.
There's so many, yeah.
Like, it's just hectic.
There's cars.
Like, you always kind of got to watch out on the road.
Yeah.
I will say.
There's also a sense that I feel like I, it helps me get up.
Like, I can't just rot in my bed in the fucking city.
Like, I'm taking you out to the dog park.
People are out and about.
Okay.
i can hit someone up and we go get food the okay go to the gym just fucking i don't know
there's a sense of inspiration but then there's also a sense of anxiety when i'm in the city but
frisco we're gonna cross here friscoe was just slow it's nice and chill it's more family i used
to live right here less less busy there's a lot of cool people they're looking at looking at us carrying
microphone's like what the hell are these guys doing we're just reporters welcome to the frisco square
imagine no uh yeah downtown sucked i hated it i dreaded never experienced it i went out there every
day for work when we were down there for two years and then and then i hated it bro people and it's
funny because people were like wait they why are they excited to be back in friscoe looks like a big
downgrade used to take milo out right here i
Hey, yeah, literally the walk we just did is the Mace walk.
That's what Alexis and I call that walk that we just did.
This entire pod was the...
But no, dude, I couldn't stay in the downtown office.
I couldn't stand being downtown.
Like, it was just bad.
I didn't like it down there at all.
And then you moved down there and I was like, hey, best of luck, man.
It's funny, like, formal lives down there.
Oh, yeah, Matt does still live down there.
But he only moved down there.
because Optic made him move down there.
And now he's buying a house in Frisco.
So you're the last one left.
Well, Zinny.
Oh, yeah.
Zin's probably going to move.
Seaboss lives down there.
Zin's probably going to move into Seth's house.
So they don't just be you and Seaboss.
Yeah, I feel like Zinni actually does enjoy the city life.
Yeah, he likes all, but he's like restaurant this.
Right.
Restaurant that.
Zing knows.
I don't.
Yes, I can afford a means.
at a restaurant but like I would rather I'd rather buy clothes than to eat fucking yeah
dinner catch right I'm I am with you on that I would rather I love Haywire though
there are some places I'd really nice like sushi place I I do like but I don't even want this
super nice sushi place I want like a there's high level sushi and then there's like the mid level
to where it's not that expensive, but you can get a lot of food.
Yeah, like something like a Sakitoro.
We're about to walk by Sakitoro right now.
Or there's one called like 402 sushi or some shit.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
Something like that.
I would prefer to go to that over a no boo or a...
I agree with you.
Nami or whatever.
Oh, we were talking about this last week.
I think.
When it comes to those, like, fancy restaurants, like they just, they give you such little
food for so much money.
Like here's six pieces of
spicy tuna crispy rice. Spicy tuna
crispy rice. That was
80 bucks. So
and also you're splitting
it with with some people too.
We're talking about this last lot about
with page to the team
dinners. Yeah. Hax is just
dropping fucking $800 and
we're on the pod. I fucking hate these
dinners. No, it is
nice to like hang out with everyone but
yeah, but I'm down to get. We can hang out
at portillos we can hang out at chilies get a fucking triple dipper let's go to chili
fucking lee full like really full like gross full spend spend 200 dollars total yeah get we can get for
everyone get fucking blue motorcycles for the table what's that uh amf's for the table oh
long island iced tea yeah you want one hacks it's all me man no yeah i don't welcome to chilies i don't
want to fucking what's the drink hex always gets the it's like the whiskey the bourbon old fashion
old fashion no i don't want no old fashion give me that blue drink give me the blue give me the
purple give me the pink creamy drink with the with the with the what the with the umbrella that knocks
you out yeah two of them you don't even know where your car's at i want to get four appetizers for 20
bucks and they and and then i look on it and it said it could be anywhere from 800 calories to
3600 yeah that's just rough estimate and then you're like it's probably 800 yeah so like probably
950ish i'd say four huge mozzarella sticks say mozzarella sticks onion rings six sliders
for double fried onion rings probably a 700 you're taking you're taking a
a cassidia that's probably fried somehow and then there's like melted cheese and bacon in it and
you're dipping it in chipotle ranch and eating it probably like uh 300 how was that 300
calories low key hell of cool yeah that they did that i love like the chubakana noise that he did
yeah if no one can hear what just happened someone just screen and then he walked
around the corner he saw matt craig assuming they're how old do you think they were 18 19
remember remember doing that remember when you were just fun living life fucking with motherfuckers
yeah playing the penis game and shit you drive by someone they're playing bassy wall you kids
fucking suck yeah now we just bitch kind of just walk around i just walk around we rock around
we rock around with that crack yeah but we are walking around with matt craig so that makes it
cool
What's going on at 100 thieves here?
Yeah, what is it?
A hundred thieves is a bunch of posers, man.
They don't know what this could be.
They don't live this Frisco life.
They ain't about that life.
They've just been, they've invaded.
You guys have all invaded.
They've invaded.
Look at them.
They think they're about this life, but they're not.
And that's about as cool as we get nowadays.
That's our version of talking shit to kids on the basketball court.
Should we end it like cinematically sitting back down at the set?
Let's do that.
Yeah,
the message, sure.
So this has been a lot of fun, man.
We're still talking.
We're still going to end it sitting down.
Okay.
End it at the fly.
End it at the fly.
They're going to be doing game chat.
Fuck them.
No one watches that shit.
No one watches.
They're going to see our secret way of getting in now.
I think it's been done
Matt just blur it
yes
I can't wait to see what effects he puts
just
no
don't
that was pretty impressive
I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie
that was pretty damn
it just not as
with these crazy
psycho walls
it's not as
intense
who do you think was in here
uh hex i think hex was in here the money sign with a penis you want to like the weirdest
a clip that comes up of us that i don't even remember shooting and it i i feel weird about is when we
did the sponge bob in this hallway oh yeah people i think i was blacked out for that too
people tweet that at us all the time and i'm like damn that was a really rough day actually yeah i was
definitely on Zanz and alcohol.
Yeah, I know.
You were not having a good time.
What do you mean? I was back on Optic.
That is true.
This is why.
This is why we had these fucking losers.
They're fucking game chat.
No one watches this shit.
No, let's walk in front of them.
Let's establish dominance.
Sorry, guys.
Hold on, sorry, guys.
We're just walking through.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Hold on.
Sorry, sorry.
yeah guys that's why we had to go outside don't worry about that's gonna do it it's gonna do it
for the flycast i appreciate you guys watching
