The Glenn Beck Program - Best of the Program | 5/19/25

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

Glenn discusses FBI Director Kash Patel and FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino announcing their belief that Epstein committed suicide. Glenn and Stu discuss the Mexican naval ship crashing into the Brook...lyn Bridge. Was this accidental, or another test in a series of potential cyber sabotage attacks against the United States? What emoji did Glenn send his daughter on her birthday?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 There's a few things that we talked about today. First, Cash Patel, Dan Bongino. They came out this weekend and said Epstein absolutely killed himself. They've seen the evidence. And there's some backlash from people who have supported both Bonjino and Cash Patel. And I've got a warning on this one. Some questions have to be asked by each of us with this. But it also plays into the boat crash into a bridge, this time in Brooklyn.
Starting point is 00:00:27 Is there, I mean, is this sad? with our transportation in general. Is this some sort of a shark bump? It's vital that you hear today's podcast. You might want to get the full podcast to understand the seven cycles, the seven steps towards the destruction of an empire, because we're in the last phase, and I believe these stories are taking one of those legs out from that table.
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Starting point is 00:03:02 You're listening to the best of the Glenback program. Welcome to the Glenn Beck. All of the lies that have been told, who believes anymore that the traditional media is telling you the truth on anything? Who believes that, you know, the media didn't know about Joe Biden? Who believes that Joe Biden's cancer is? a new subject. Now, that one's hard because that very well could be brand new. But it also, because we don't believe in so many other things,
Starting point is 00:03:52 it might have been known when he was still in the White House. We don't know. But do you believe it? I'm not asking you what you know. I'm asking you what you believe. Then Cash Patel comes out, along with Dan Bongino, two very credible people on our side, on Donald Trump's handpick inside team.
Starting point is 00:04:14 And they say the Epstein suicide was a suicide. And my first response was, mm-mm. And then I immediately went, but it's coming from these guys. I believe these guys. I know these guys. And so then I started getting into critical thinking, okay, what would it take for me to believe them? And they just have to show us what they saw. because that's a rule reversal.
Starting point is 00:04:40 They've switched. They said it wasn't a suicide. Now, all I need to know is, what did you see and show it to me? Okay. Why is this important to use critical thinking? We just went through four of the seven stages of, it's called the seven stage cycle of civilizational collapse. Okay? First, the age of pioneers, that's the Revolutionary War, then the age of conquest, that's, you know, the expansion out west.
Starting point is 00:05:16 The age of commerce, that is the really the 20th century, early 20th century. The age of affluence beginning around the Reagan years where the decay begins and it becomes about leisure and stuff. Then fifth, and this is where the last time I read this, I thought, we were here and maybe a little in the six, maybe. The Age of Intellect, Elite Rule and Fragmentation. Experts and Technocrats dominate. Reason replaces faith. Society becomes obsessed with process, bureaucracy, identity, and division. People grow disconnected from elites.
Starting point is 00:06:06 populist backlash begins. This is France pre-1789, Weimar, Germany, in the 1920s, and the U.S. Post-2000. The values, relativism, narcissism, hyper-education with moral void. So, technocrats dominate, yes, reason replaces faith, yes, society becomes obsessed with process, yes, bureaucracy, yes, identity. absolutely and division. The people grow disconnected from elites. Yes. Populous backlash begins. 2016. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Then you get into the sixth stage. The age of decadence. Moral decline and decline of courage. Tell me if you can't check every box on this one. National identity collapses. Hmm. Almost there. Almost. Immigration without assimilation, yes, public debt surges, yes, breads and circuses replace responsibility, yes, political corruption is normalized, yes, gender confusion, yes, family disintegration, yes, loss of fertility, yes, the use of drugs, yes, hedonism dominates, yes.
Starting point is 00:07:31 that's Rome the 3rd through the 5th century. And is this us today? The values, hedonism, nihilism, and entitlement. I think yes, yes, and yes. Then you get into the last phase. Would you agree, Stu, that we've hit everything else in that? Yeah, we're here at some degree or another where we've hit all of those. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:00 The age of decline and colloquy. lapse, disintegration. There's only two things. Number one, internal distrust, factionalism, and scapegoating. That's the first. All of that is where we are today with those stories. Internal distrust, I don't trust anything, do you?
Starting point is 00:08:29 Factionalism? Hello? Maga? and the, what, anti-Maga, you're either a racist or an anti-racist, and scapegoating. I don't know, Jake Tapper, how's your book going? I think we're there. The last thing to happen. Currency collapse, loss of external power, or invasion.
Starting point is 00:09:05 With Donald Trump in power, I don't think we're going to lose the external. power or invasion unless our currency collapses. And our currency collapse could happen. Nobody, did you see they downgraded us yet again? Stu, you remember 2008? I'm saying in 2006, 2007, and we will lose our AAA plus status. They will downgrade us. The quote was, never, from every institution in America.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Never. It will never happen. Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, it will never, ever happen. Well, it happened in like 2009, then it happened again in like 12 and 16, and they just did it again. So currency collapse is on the board. Values of this era. Despair, tribalism, and the choice between authoritarianism or anarchy. We're there.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Okay, so I don't tell you this to bum you out. I tell you this because there is something you can do. That's why I started today's show with those questions. We must, I believe this is a national emergency, and I believe Donald Trump should declare our trust in these institutions a national emergency. we must be transparent. This is why I said, I want cash and I want Dan Bongino to show the American people what changed their minds. I would love a hearing on it and not some big drawn-out hearing in Congress with the budget.
Starting point is 00:11:00 I just want to see. I want to see the files because internal distrust is a choice. because if you're saying today, I don't believe Dan Bonjino and Cash Patel, which I'm stuck because I do believe them. I just, I think I don't have enough information to go with them on this. I believe in them,
Starting point is 00:11:31 but I also believe that Epstein killed himself. Sorry, my throat was killing me. It's like the fact that you crunch the ice as you took the sip. I believe them. I just believe. also that Epstein killed himself, that he didn't hang himself with a paper sheet. Those two don't match. When something doesn't match, you have to go back and say, which one do you actually think is right? I can't because I don't have enough information. But I must do that because trust and
Starting point is 00:12:07 distrust, at this point is a choice. Now, let me show you where distrust leads. If you don't trust trust Cash Patel and Dan Bongino, then you can't trust the FBI and the DOJ and anything that they're doing there. That's pretty bad because we just have the biggest reformer in of all time, a guy who said he would reform those two institutions, that he would be transparent. And he hired these two guys,
Starting point is 00:12:44 and we all cheered for those two guys. So if you don't trust them, if you just immediately go, something's wrong, I don't trust them, without saying, I don't trust that that is true, but I want to see what changed their mind, then your next step is,
Starting point is 00:13:05 well does Donald Trump know and if he doesn't do something about them on something this egregious they're clearly covering something up then I got a problem with Donald Trump where does this end this this ends in this ends in guillotines in France is what happens you betrayed the revolution
Starting point is 00:13:30 no I didn't that's just not true so the good news is this is up to you these things can be reversed. They just haven't been, but they can be reversed. For instance, why would our currency collapse? Because we're being downgraded. Why are we being downgraded?
Starting point is 00:13:55 Because we're spending too much. Why are we spending too much? Because the people in Washington won't listen to the American people. They have no courage. Back to stage six, decline of courage. That means we need, more people who have courage that will say, this is the end of the Republic if we don't do certain things. So where will you stand today? Will you dedicate yourself to not changing what you
Starting point is 00:14:32 believe per se, but at least demanding critical thinking answers for good critical thinking questions. I don't believe you. Thus, I am asking you to produce and have a conversation with the American people to show us what changed your mind. Show us the facts. We must restore trust. Relief factor. You used to think missing a baseball game wasn't a big deal. I mean, there's always another one, right? Then your son hit his first home run and you weren't there. Not because you didn't want to be, but because you couldn't stand for that long. You couldn't sit for that long on the bleachers. Couldn't move without feeling like somebody was digging a razor into your lower back.
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Starting point is 00:16:14 Glenn? What a time to be the line. It really is. It's great to be alive. Can't wait to see how all this works out. Yeah. It's a fascinating film that I'm not engaged in and it doesn't really affect me. At least that's what I'm convincing myself of it.
Starting point is 00:16:25 It's right. It's a lot easier. You're just sitting in a theater. Yeah. What's going on? All this stuff keeps happening. We're just watching this for entertainment purposes. We're like, wow, let's learn from this society.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Imagine what's going to be on the next episode? Wow. That's how I feel. All right. Well, what was on last episode was another giant ship. hitting another giant bridge. What is happening? Now, I've never seen this in my lifetime.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Okay, I mean, I'm 62. I've seen it happen now two times. And it's been recently. I don't know about you, but I think, I think there's a problem. Now, what's happening? Two ships, two major American bridges, less than what year and a half apart from each other. Both ships lose power.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Now, we've seen this happen before. We've seen other ships lose power. I'll get into that here in a second. Recently, Baltimore, March 2024, Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses into the river because a Singaporean cargo ship, the Dolly, loses propulsion, slams into the support. column six workers are killed the whole country watches in shock and you're like wow that doesn't
Starting point is 00:17:51 happen well then again on saturday it happens again a mexican navy tall ship loses power while departing new york harbor it drifts straight into the brooklyn bridge two sailors die dozens were injured the mass shatter like matchsticks the brooklyn bridge an icon of american resolve shakes but apparently everything is okay Now, first of all, our condolences to all of those who were on the ship that lost their lives or were injured, we feel for you. That was an awful. They were all standing there on the masts. And you imagine standing there going, we're not stopping.
Starting point is 00:18:30 We're not stopping. I got to get down. And then when the ship, when the masts go down, you saw them, they were all entangled in the ropes and they were just hanging there. Some of them upside down. It's nuts. Okay. So the reason for that one, we're told. Again, power.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Okay. Okay. Maybe once. Maybe twice. Both on foreign vessels. Both involved with high profile American infrastructure. Now, we've been talking the last hour about trust. And I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:19:08 I just don't trust that this is, if this is what it is, then we should stop having computer systems run everything on these ships. That's the only reason what you could say, well, no, we just put in these new computers that are running these ships and nobody's ever seen computers run things like ships before. And we don't know if they're safe and stable yet. Then don't put them in the ship. If there's a problem with that, why don't we know there's, I can't use my, my phone on an airplane.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Why? Why? Because the FAA couldn't come up with a reason we had a plane crash. I think it was in Long Island years ago. And they're like, bah, cell phones. And we've been being told to turn off our cell phones and everything else.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Because it interferes with the navigation systems on the plane. It does what? excuse me what does it do nobody believes that nobody believes that okay that's not true just not true how come if you've ever flown in a private plane they don't tell you that is there something special in private planes that makes their super super navigational systems so much better than it is on a commercial airliner no it's a lie it's a lie so what's wrong with these ships Do you remember the ship that also lost power and then made like a loop-de-loop and then slammed into another ship? It was, I think, off the coast of maybe Singapore.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Do you remember that? Happened about three, four years ago. It was like this insane thing where we lost power in navigation. And it just, I mean, it was two like large, like freighters. I think it was a freighter and a naval ship. And it just pounded into the naval ship. only lost power and lost navigation. Okay, okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:21:17 There is something happening in the pit of my history section of my stomach that says, this isn't, this isn't right. Warning bell, okay. What history would tell me is these are shark bumps. Okay. You know what a shark bump is? I worked with Anderson Cooper one time. And we were sitting getting ready to, he was doing his show on CNN.
Starting point is 00:21:47 I was doing my show on CNN headline news, which is, strangely, has better numbers now than any show on CNN currently. But anyway, so I'm getting ready to do my show on CNN headline news. And Anderson walks in. And he was always very kind, you know, to me. We had a nice relationship. Yeah, he always was. Yeah. And he said, what'd you do this weekend?
Starting point is 00:22:15 And I said, I took my kids, I don't know, to the park or whatever. I said, what'd you do? And he said, I went shark diving off the coast of Australia. I was like, he had a lot of those weird stories. Yeah. And I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, I haven't done that. I said, why would you do that?
Starting point is 00:22:33 And he said, well, we were making, we were going to make a dock on it. And then something happened. And he said, so I just, you know, I wanted to be in the cage and have the sharks, you know, to see the sharks. And I'm like, okay, I could live my whole life without ever doing that. And he said, then when they pulled the cage up, I'm, you know, coming out. And he said, it was pretty wild when you're in the cage. And he said, then I see the captain of the ship. As the cage is coming up, he's getting ready to dive.
Starting point is 00:23:02 And I said, what are you doing? and he said, I'm going to go dive and just be with the sharks for a minute. Okay, what the hell's wrong with these people? All right? Maybe it's all the blood is constantly, it can't get to their feet or anything. It's just all coagulated in their head because they're upside down. What is wrong with you people? So he says, well, I'd like to go with you.
Starting point is 00:23:26 And he said, oh, this is only for experienced divers. And Anderson said, I'm an experienced diver. I got all my license, everything else. And he's like, oh, okay. So come on, we can come with me. Now, Anderson didn't have any of those things. He's not an experienced diver. This was his first time.
Starting point is 00:23:44 He puts on everything and he goes off the back of the ship with the captain. Just before they do that, the captain says, by the way, they're going to come up to you and they're going to bump into you. Do not move. Because if you do, they'll eat. eat you. And he said, I'm sorry, what? He said, don't move. They bump into things to see the reaction. If you're just a floating, you know, bag of something they don't want to eat, it won't move. But if you move, they'll eat you. He said, okay, all right. Now, this is, again, the time that I take off, you know, the eye mask, and I'm like, okay, have a good time. I'm staying. I'm staying.
Starting point is 00:24:35 here. He goes down and the sharks do just that. And he's, I'm sitting here, you know, listening to him and he's like, oh, you wouldn't believe what it's like to have one of these great whites just come up and just bump you in the chest. And I'm like, nope, nope, I can't imagine that. I may not have moved, but there would have been poop in the water everywhere. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:56 So how did I get here? So I think what's happening is these are shark bumps. These are, I don't know, a country, multiple countries. I don't know. Can we collapse the navigational system on ships? Can we cover it up enough? And can we take control of ships and just let people in the up upper end know, oh boy, look what they're doing.
Starting point is 00:25:32 I think this is, that's what this looks like. looks like the opening act to a war, a different kind of war, but a war, one that we're not even allowed to call a war yet. And what chills me the most is the silence on this. The mainstream media, they didn't blink on this. Government assures us, nothing to see here. Same experts that tell you, you know, that men can have babies are telling you it's just a coincidence. I'm sorry. I don't. Can you show me exactly. how this is happening so many times. Because maybe it is.
Starting point is 00:26:10 But if that's true, maybe we should stop with that kind of navigation system on these ships. Maybe it's not ready for prime time. And why does it always seem to lose power in navigation right around an American bridge? Right around a naval ship, a U.S. naval ship, or two U.S. bridges. Why is that happening?
Starting point is 00:26:38 Now, there's a shipping giant, I guess it's Maersk, M-A-E-R-S-K, right? Mersk shipping giant had its entire global system shut down by ransomware in 2017. Did you know that? The U.S. Navy has have had ships colliding multiple times since 2016. Again, what was blamed?
Starting point is 00:27:04 Steering loss or loss of power. Ask the port of Los Angeles, which just last year was under daily cyber attack from foreign adversaries. You don't need a missile to hit us anymore. You need somebody with a keyboard and some bad code. And let me ask you this. What kind of war doesn't even need intent,
Starting point is 00:27:28 just capability? because when infrastructure is digitized, when our bridges, our tugboats, our radar systems, our engine controls, all depend on centralized code. It doesn't take a villain in a cape. It takes a firmware update or a rogue packet of data from a USB stick. Remember, before 9-11, the intelligence community had over 40 separate warnings that something big was coming. They just didn't connect the dots. Well, we have several dots here, and they all seem to lead to the same thing. Power or steering loss.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Somebody should solve that if it's a software or a hardware problem. Solve that. How come I'm not hearing about that? You can't just keep saying, yep, steering loss. And then we just accepted. No, this is national security. Is anybody serious about national security? Anybody?
Starting point is 00:28:37 Now, I'm not saying this was an attack, but this is exactly what it would look like if it was. This looks like a shark attack or a shark bump, except this time, the shark is seeing how you're going to move. By us not moving, it makes that foreign shark or whoever, might be doing it, more apt to eat us. If we move and harden things, it makes them less apt to eat us. So in a shark bump with a real shark, you don't move.
Starting point is 00:29:15 In this particular scenario, where it could be a foreign adversary giving us a shark bump, you must move. And I haven't seen anything yet. we need cyber forensics on all of those boats, independent experts, not just the insurers or foreign governments, independent experts. We need an immediate national audit of our port bridge and maritime infrastructure vulnerabilities to electromagnetic or cyber interference. And we need people to at least start investigating the possibility of hybrid sabotage.
Starting point is 00:29:59 I believe we're being tested. Are we going to do the same thing with the 40 things that happened before 9-11 and not connect the dots? Or are we going to go, you know, it might not be that, but we should be all over this. You're listening to the best of the Glenn Beck program. A couple of things. Is it more stormy here than usually at this time? It seems like it. Global warming is affecting us all.
Starting point is 00:30:33 I know, I know, I know, I know that. Last night I was sitting in a, sitting in a theater. My daughter was doing a final performance of something in this theater that she's been working with. And I get a text. A massive storm is headed your way. I just put the map down. You're the X. Here's the giant storm with multiple funnels.
Starting point is 00:31:01 And I like, well, I mean, I like funnel cake. Is that the same thing? It's not. It's not. We were right in the path. And I'm sitting there and I show it to Tanya and she went, hmm, that's not good. And I'm like, no, it's not good. What do we do?
Starting point is 00:31:21 I'm not equipped to live in places where there's tornadoes. They're just, they freak me out a little bit because they just, they can come down at any time and just suck you into the air. Yeah. It's unlike, you know. like a hurricane you see coming for a while, like a blizzard, you know what's going on. It's more like a, it's more like living in California. Earthquake is the other one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Earthquakes and mudslides. Those things. Those and tornadoes. Tornadoes should be in California. Just all those really unpredictable things. Yeah. You know. I mean, you get the great weather most of the time and then you have to deal with one or two really weird things.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Yeah. Right. This is just weird. It's just weird. It didn't know what to do. And it was in, luckily, I got another text like 50. 15 minutes later and he's like, he writes to me, says that to me. I'm like, what, what do we, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, and then I get a text, this is where you should go in case it gets, uh, in case it gets a little crazy.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Range and start in 15 minutes. And so he's like, you know, go to the Sheraton Hotel, you know, two, you know, two blocks down. I'm like, oh, oh, oh, now should I, when do we do that? When do we do that? And Tonya just said, shh, quiet. I'm like, And I keep looking behind me. I could see the door, you know, and I could see out the door.
Starting point is 00:32:37 And 15 minutes later, it starts to rain. And I'm like, okay, okay, all right. I mean, I know. But, I mean, really, I mean, screw the kids. We should get to a Sheridan, don't you think? We should get, there's got to be some shelter at the Sheridan. I mean, she's not going to want to leave. She's performing.
Starting point is 00:32:54 She's doing a great job. Maybe we should go. So there's something left of the family. That's great. Brave of you. I'm sure you want to see. you want with the kids just leave me alone you know leave me you selflessly yeah to protect the family we're gonna leave the performance and it's i mean honestly it's a little like you know the continuation
Starting point is 00:33:13 thing that they do at the state of the union i was the one to be the designated survivor i volunteered i'm like hey i will i will skip the show and be the designated survivor but uh nope nope nope nope wife wouldn't let me do it we should have someone in our extended uh show family have a in the middle of one of these tornadoes like that one a giant tree fell through their house who last night yeah the from this recent batch of storms i don't know that they want necessarily discussed on a national radio with with what's going on with them in the tree i don't think anything if they why wouldn't they talk about it if they're not doing anything wrong why wouldn't they talk about it but i mean i just have not confirmed that they wanted talked about but i will
Starting point is 00:33:56 say that uh you know it's just shocking when you hear that it's like someone someone you know What's so weird is, if you've ever seen where a tornado goes through, it will like skip houses. It doesn't take out usually. It doesn't take out the whole neighborhood. It'll take out like part of your house, all of your neighbor's house, three doors down. It's all fine. Then across the street, a house is completely gone. I mean, it's just weird.
Starting point is 00:34:22 So random. We had a tornado that hit here in Dallas last year. And it was going, it was like close. to like where my kids go to school. And I'm like, I know they're at school. And I'm like looking at this thing. And I just, you just feel so helpless.
Starting point is 00:34:38 You're just looking at this, the trail of it's going like directly like near where someone you love is. Yeah. And not to mention it was right after school started. So I knew my wife had just dropped them off where she like, yeah, but is she at school? Is she in the way back? Is she driving through the path of it right now? I know.
Starting point is 00:34:54 I know. And it's so devastating if it happens to drop right on you. I mean, it's over. He said, this guy who called me, he's one of the protection team. So he's texting me and I said, well, where do, where would we go? And he said, whatever you do, just drive north. And I'm like, dude, I don't know which direction is north.
Starting point is 00:35:16 What are you talking about? It's night time. Who are you talking to? Yeah, just drive north. Oh, okay. I'll look at the stars, which I can't even see or read. Jesus, for the love of me. They act as if we have ability.
Starting point is 00:35:30 and skills outside of this room. No. No abilities. None. None. We're the first to be eaten. Now, let me ask you one other thing. My other daughter, she's having a birthday today.
Starting point is 00:35:41 She's 34. Wow. And I just sent her, you know, a note, a text. Just happy birthday, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then, you know, as a joke, because I don't know what it means, I sent her the salsa dancer. Because everybody else is a family. Yeah, this is a family text and everybody is sending all these emojis and I don't know what any of them mean.
Starting point is 00:36:05 But I always like the salsa dancer because I really don't know what that one means. I'm like, what are we going dancing? I don't know. I don't know what it means. And there's a male and a female salsa dancer. I only send her the male salsa dancer. So after I hit sand, I realized, you know, the eggplant and the peach are not representing fruits and vegetables, you know. What did you just send your daughter?
Starting point is 00:36:30 What did I just send my daughter? Do you know what this also did? I have never in my, I think in my entire life, sent an emoji. Good for you. I don't think I've ever sent one. Yeah, good for you. So I don't know what any of them mean, although I've seen the peach and the eggplant described. Yeah, right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Okay. Sarah, please tell me I didn't send something weird. As a parent, you don't just go swinging emojis in text messages. That's step one. That's right. You don't go like the emoji slot machine is not a game you should be playing. Definitely not. But I did look it up and it came up with the female.
Starting point is 00:37:07 And it says she represents fun, freedom, zest for life, and a positive affirmation like, great. Okay. What is the male? I don't know, but. Sex with children. Probably. Probably. My luck.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Yes. Yes. What is the male? Salza dancer. I'm very concerned about this now. Because I didn't realize that you said the, you'd think you'd send the FEMA. Why would you say the male salsa dancer? Because I was the salsa dancer.
Starting point is 00:37:38 I was like, ah, celebrate. Well, it says it symbolizes dancing, celebration, having a good time, and expressing joy or excitement. Also, keep away from children. So your plan here was to say, ah, Celebrate. Yeah. I'm the salsa dancer.
Starting point is 00:38:00 I'm telling you to celebrate right now. That was your play. We're going to celebrate. I like it. I think you should every day pick a new emoji to send to one of your children. And let's see how long it goes until it blows up into a national scandal. I don't think we get through two weeks. Oh, it's not good.
Starting point is 00:38:23 No. You don't, never send random emojis to your children. Because you never know what could come down. That could be really ugly. I'm glad you survived that one, though. Thank you. Do you think she thought you were sending a message that you understood? So, well, no, because here's what I wrote.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Because at first, I really actually did send the salsa dancer because, I don't know what it means. It kind of seems fun. And I said, happy birthday, Hannah, salsa dancer. I don't know what the salsa dancer means, but. Salza seems like the right message today. I like that. Spicy fun. Spicy fun.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Well, not spicy in that way. No, not that way. No, definitely not. It is a spicy condiment, though. Yes. Let's choose another word. I'm not the one that said it, weirdo. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:18 All right. Let me play Kear Starmer, the prime minister from England. A normal transition here, by the way. Salsa dancer emoji to Kier-Starmer. What show are you even listening to? I'm angry at the listeners for tuning in at this point. It's all the people. I mean, and you know this.
Starting point is 00:39:40 If you're listening, you're going to say to me, preach it, brother. But it's all the people who have just given up on life. They've just been like, there's no way to solve any of these things. 20 minutes ago, I sent a salsa dancer to my kid. It's over anyway. Let's turn out the Glenn Beck program. All right. So Kier Starmer, he comes out and he's talking about immigration system permits abuse.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Listen to this. So when you have an immigration system that seems almost designed to permit abuse that encourages some businesses to bring in lower paid workers rather than invest in our young people or simply one that. sold by politicians to the British people on an entirely false premise, then you're not championing growth. You're not championing justice or however else people defend the status quo. You're actually contributing to the forces that are slowly pulling our country apart. This is the socialist. This is the socialist.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Let me just say it again. This is the socialist prime minister. he goes on to say that this is what the average person has been asking for. Now, I don't know British politics at all, but if this were a Democrat here saying this, and like the leader of, you know, the people who have been pulling us apart with the immigration stuff, I wouldn't believe that.
Starting point is 00:41:18 But that's the first time I think he said anything like that. And he's like, we're going to, we're changing things because this can't stand anymore. because the people who are English are not getting jobs and it's all of these people who are not assimilating into society and he said they're about to go into a fifth year and in five years you can become a citizen if you've been there for five years and he said we're going to make that 10 years. So, okay.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Now, what are you going to do in nine years? You're going to change it again to 15 years? I mean, because what he said was because once they're citizens, they can go on the dole, you're giving them everything. You're giving them houses and food and everything else. What do you mean on the dole? It gets better than that? What were you saying earlier about empires collapsing?
Starting point is 00:42:17 Wasn't there a... Yeah. I think it was a step that describes this exact process. Yeah, salsa dancer. What's crazy about this is this shows how dead this global movement really is. Now, I'm not saying he's going to do anything, but he's at least now having to recognize and speak the language of his citizens, whether he does anything or not. Just last week, they were trying to, you know, hey, how can we?
Starting point is 00:42:54 We put, how can we undo Brexit? You know, I don't trust these guys at all. But at least somebody is speaking the voice of the streets, at least at this level. Now, if you're a politician, especially one from the EU or Great Britain, you most likely are, yeah, well, I can say that, but I don't have to mean it or do anything. But that is eventually going to come undone as well. And it's going to happen soon, sooner rather than later. Just thought it was worth pointing out. Biennue at board of Viarai.
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