The Glenn Beck Program - Best of The Program | Guests: Carol Roth & Jason Buttrill | 8/13/21

Episode Date: August 13, 2021

Jason Buttrill gives an update on how fast the Taliban is retaking Afghanistan as the U.S. withdraws. “Recovering” investment banker Carol Roth joins to review the Democrats' $3.5 trillion “soci...alist wish list” budget proposal and what it’s paving the way for. As Michelle Obama said, “Barack knew” America would fundamentally change. “Detective” Glenn reviews the latest changes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Okay, well, today was a little frustrating. It was Friday. Stu would not play the pirate bird. He would not play Stu the crime dog. Even in the... I don't know, George. How did... How was that?
Starting point is 00:00:14 I don't know. It seemed like a totally new character now. Yeah, I know. I mean... He wouldn't play it. He would not play it. And it wasn't happy because we had a lot of... I had to carry the load myself today.
Starting point is 00:00:26 And it was fun. It was fun. Also had Bill O'Reilly carrying a decent amount of the load today. Well, I mean, you know, he did his part, I guess. He played a small role in this fantastic production. And Jason Buttrill on Afghanistan, Pat Gray. Yeah, well, whatever, whatever. It's Glenn Beck and a cast of thousands.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Yes. On today's podcast, it's Friday, you don't want to miss it. You're listening to The Best of the Blue. Jason Butrell, who is our chief researcher and our executive producer, Mr. Steve gear otherwise known as stew for some strange are unknown reason i feel a little like a pirate um today uh and i might take my patch off and it's not an eye patch although they did they were sticking needles in my eye yesterday and it was not they had to take something out of my eye and uh it was bleeding yesterday and he was like okay now we just have to cauterize it and i'm like no i
Starting point is 00:01:37 don't know i don't know no hot poker to the eye when did you not learn that that was a bad thing I told your doctor I would come and help out. I would have totally done that for you. And I told him and I'm really angry with him. I really angry with him because I told him. I said, no, no, no. It's bleeding. And he said, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:54 And I said, good. I want it to bleed because I'm going to go suggest to my family tonight that we're going to play Casino Rael and I'm going to be the bad guy. And then tomorrow I can be on the air and I say, look, literally I'm bleeding from my eyes. It's so crazy. And he didn't have a sense of humor. No. But I got a big scar on the side of my face.
Starting point is 00:02:14 So I can run for, you know, a position in Chicago or I think New York in the government. You know, kind of like Scarface or a pirate. What I'd like to do is at some point on today's show, I have an intern running to see if he can find a parrot and an eye patch. and I would like to get people to tweet out what you think a pirate might say today or the bird might say today's situation. So you just tweet those out and then some point in the show. What are you talking about? What do you mean they would say about today's situation? You know about today's situation in the world, you know?
Starting point is 00:03:03 What would the parents? Make mine you bitch. suck me okay I'm just saying I don't know I don't know that wasn't me by the way that was the bird but
Starting point is 00:03:15 you know you can just anything about today's news anything about today's news that you think would be funny for a parrot to say a parrot to say or a pirate what else would you do with social media they spent trillions of dollars
Starting point is 00:03:29 developing the most expensive I think that's what it was built for I mean look at we are on at least three different satellites in space. Okay? These things were launched.
Starting point is 00:03:40 We are on three different. It takes a hop from Dallas to New York, from New York, to Denver, to Los Angeles, to your home. Who doesn't want to hear, rah! I'm the pirate thing just because I have scar on my face today. That's probably the way, what they designed it for. I think so. I mean, I'm in the Hall of Fame.
Starting point is 00:04:01 You're not, so I know. Let's talk a little bit about Afghanistan. Should we talk about Afghanistan? Ah, talk about Afghanistan. It seems to be a mess today. And I would like to make sure that Joe Biden gets all of the credit for this. Now, I disagree with our mission. And I'll tell you what I think we should learn from it here in a minute.
Starting point is 00:04:30 But remember, he said the Afghan army. was fully trained and ready to just take over and keep the Taliban at bay. How much of, Jason, how much, how much of Afghanistan is now gone? Oh, it's, it's over 75% right now. Oh, pretty much the whole country. So they're doing a really good job. Bang up job. Yeah, that Afghan army is really pushing back.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Yeah, I think it was somewhere around $80 billion we spent training that army. Forget about the money. That was just in training. Yeah. Forget about the money. how many lives were lost. How many lives were lost? This is an abomination.
Starting point is 00:05:11 And can we please learn our lesson? This started over a hundred years ago of let's do nation building. It doesn't work. We should have gone in and said, oh, oh, I'm sorry, Taliban. You want to play this game? Okay. We're going to, we're going to bomb the. bat's not out of you.
Starting point is 00:05:37 And we should have gone in and just bombed them, killed as many of them that were involved in 9-11 as possible, continued to go get Osama bin Laden. But when Osama bin Laden was had, that should have been it. And it should have been it in Afghanistan long before that. We don't need to nation build.
Starting point is 00:05:58 It doesn't work. Would this not have just happened in 2004 then? and then we would be probably no no no we wouldn't be back no no when america blow up buildings again then are we back or we just we just keep going popping back in whenever they blow up a few buildings no not when they blow up a few buildings we haven't stopped them have you noticed what's happening all around the world we haven't this doesn't work yeah you have to you have to do everything you can to be an unbelievable breathtaking uh overwhelming force on the people who perpetrated it
Starting point is 00:06:35 and just make a statement that takes the breath out of the lungs of everyone around watching going, don't hit America again. Whatever you do, don't hit America. Sort of a shock and awe done better. Yeah, done right, where it was actually shocking and awesome.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Okay? It wasn't. So, Jason, you were there. You were 22 years old on September 11th. You were in Australia. You were one of the first. into Afghanistan. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:05 How do you feel? I guess kind of like how I remember before we actually went out on that deployment, we had a guy from Vietnam come in and talk to us. And I remember very clearly, he was said, I hope they actually, if you ever do get to fight, which during that time, it was peacetime. So literally, I was there to pay for my college. That was about it.
Starting point is 00:07:22 And so the majority of the people that joined the military way back then was there just to pretty much pay for college. But he said, I hope they let you guys win if you ever do get to fight. I hope what happened to us doesn't happen to you. And it exactly happened to us. I was looking at a map last night and it was so surreal. I was looking at every single city that I was reading that had fallen to the Taliban. Were you in Kandahar?
Starting point is 00:07:43 We were just outside the suburbs of Kandahar. So we stopped. Wasn't Kandahar, wasn't that one of the worst places for a while? Where was the one? Where was the place that it was like deadly for us to go in and we finally took it? They were like hanging people off of the bridge. Yeah. What was that?
Starting point is 00:08:01 Yeah. Well, yeah. Kandahar was bad, but in the north, it was also bad. Majority of the Al-Qaeda fighters were up north. When we went in, it was pretty much, it was lightning fast. We went into the south. My unit did. The Rangers and the horse soldiers famous, they were up north.
Starting point is 00:08:15 We went to the south, and Kandahar, Lashgar-Gar. These are a bunch of names that are starting to flood back to. Chilobahar is a lot of about. The deadly Helmand province, which a lot of people have talked about. We went right in there and pretty much clear the Taliban out. They ran to the hills. They ran to the border of Pakistan where they could hide. It was very, very fast.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Looking now at all those cities, I can remember every single one of those little villages and capitals. I set in those. So what is the average person in the ones that, you know, were not for the Taliban? What are they feeling today? You mean Afghans? Yeah. They're scared crappless, guaranteed. When we went in, we were, you know, greeted with open arms, pretty strong.
Starting point is 00:09:01 much. Kids would come out. They'd come up to the Humvees. We'd give them candy and food. People, women would actually step outside their houses and they were riding around in cars, which I don't think was happening when the Taliban was there. I mean, that felt really great. Today, the Taliban is already rounding up girls as young as 12 for their sexual slaves. Right. Yeah, that's, see, that is one of the, you know, you said, I hope that, you know, Biden owns a lot of this. These are the consequences that he's going to have to live with. I also agree that we should have left. We should have left a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:09:34 The way they did this is completely, and I'm talking about the Biden administration, is completely political. Completely. And this is an example. There is no military reason to leave Afghanistan right now. In the summer. Now think about that. That is when the Taliban's fighting season is. That's when they're, that's the prime time.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Winter. Winter is when they stop. So if this was not political at all, they would have scheduled to pull out to begin in January or February. that's when they would have done it. That would have gotten months of no fighting for the Afghan army to solidify for them to move out to some areas and say, okay, now we can establish control.
Starting point is 00:10:09 If they plan this out, that's what they have done. I guarantee you the general said this. But Biden didn't do that. He wanted a political statement. Well, they're going to get a political statement. I guarantee you. I was on with Stu, and I predicted six to 12 months before a full Taliban takeover.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Now it's closer to 30 days. I think they're going to go all the way up to Kabul on September 10th, camp out. on September 11th, they're going to walk in. Guaranteed, that's the political statement they're going to get. Now, let me say this, Stu, Sue, you remember, we were together, I think, on the air when they were blowing up the statues of Buddha. Do you remember that? And we were saying, where is the beloved UN?
Starting point is 00:10:51 Where is the community of nations that say, oh, this is a world heritage site? nobody said anything and what did the Taliban do now just follow me here for a second what did the Taliban do they wanted to erase the history of the area and so they took down and blew up statues can you give me the story stew yesterday you gave to me about what's happening in the schools of Oregon a law that they just passed if you are a minority you don't You don't have to actually be to know how to read or to write, correct? And you can pass. Isn't that you?
Starting point is 00:11:37 I've heard a little about this story, but I was not the one that talks to you about. Yeah. So in Oregon, they just passed a law that minorities don't have to pass to graduate. They don't have to know how to read or write. Okay. Jason, maybe you can help refresh my memory of the Taliban. They're rounding up the children and you just said that women wouldn't even be able allowed to be driving in a car or leave their house. What else was something else that they did to the women there to keep them oppressed?
Starting point is 00:12:13 Didn't let them get an education. Ah, they couldn't read or write. Isn't that interesting? We've become more like the Taliban than I care to to believe. I'd like zero percent on that one. Yeah, I would like, let's not. Let's not try to erase history and blow up statues or remove statues. Let's not try to rewrite everything.
Starting point is 00:12:35 And let's make sure everybody gets an education where they can read and write so they're not a slave. What do you say? Sounds good to me. It sounds good for our foreign policy people to also get an education, learn history, because it seems like they've completely lost that ability. If they would have, we wouldn't be doing these mistakes year after year after year. We were talking earlier about if they would. would have even looked at the history, they would have known the history of Woodrow Wilson.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Now, he started a lot of this crap. 1915, look at Haiti. So in Haiti in 1915, they assassinated their own president, bloodbath ensued. So Woodrow Wilson sends in the Marines. But what's he do? They do what they should have done. They did their mission. They got the bad guys.
Starting point is 00:13:19 They got the bad guys. But then they stayed for 20 years. They stayed for 20 years. Now, flash forward 100 years plus, we go over there, do our mission. What do we do? stay for over 20 years. We do the same thing trying to build them into an Americanized democracy, which is ludicrous. Haiti, in the news about a month ago, they did the same exact thing, repeated history, assassinated the president. It's a corrupt government, and so is Afghanistan.
Starting point is 00:13:43 It's a corrupt government. So is America. At this point, so is American government. It is imperative that we learn the lessons from the progressive left and the bloodshed and the treasure and all of the nation building that we have done. It has got to stop. This is the best of the Glenn Beck program. Carol Roth is with me. Now, she is the author of the book, The War on Small Business. If you want to know what's happened in the last year or so, this book explains it all.
Starting point is 00:14:33 What's more, it goes further and explains what you're up. against. Carol, welcome to the program. Hey, Glenn, happy Friday the 13th. Oh, geez. I'm kind of feeling like we're in an economic horror show right now. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so let's go through the $3.5 trillion infrastructure bill. I just want you to talk about this in a way that the average American can understand.
Starting point is 00:15:00 This, you know, we've been saying, there's no infrastructure in it. Where's the bridges and the roads? It's not about that kind of infrastructure, is it? No, and the worst part is we actually have two bills, and they're more than $3.5 trillion. So you have the more than $1 trillion what they're calling the infrastructure bill, which is, you know, a little bit of infrastructure, but includes things like how can we tax you and keep you from going on the road,
Starting point is 00:15:31 which I'm not exactly sure how that means, how that sort of becomes infrastructure. But that's just sort of the tip of the iceberg. That has enabled this $3.5 trillion, and some people are calling it an infrastructure bill. It's really a budget resolution framework. And this, and I'm going to have the exact quote from Chuck Schumer, the Democratic budget will bring a generational transformation to how our economy works for the average American. And if you don't have that super secret decoder ring, that is clear code for economy by central planning mandates.
Starting point is 00:16:13 And I'm assuming we should have all expected this, given the fact that the head of the budget committee is none of, none other than Bernie Sanders, who we all know has been a communist synthesizer in the past. So not only do we have to sort of contend with this infrastructure piece, but on top of it, we have three and a half trillion dollars in terms of a business. budget framework, and I'm happy to go into detail on any of that. So I'd like to hear some of that, because I think these two fit together, you know, they're bringing pieces of things together when you combine the two. And isn't the reconciliation also coming? Don't we have to have a budget reconciliation here in a month? That's what this framework is. So basically, by enabling the one plus trillion-dollar infrastructure bill that has opened that has actually laid the infrastructure, pun intended, to get to this $3.5 trillion budget that they're going to do by reconciliation
Starting point is 00:17:14 because they don't think, obviously, they can get the votes to pass it. So they needed the first piece. And unfortunately, we had 19 Republicans who said, yeah, okay, that seems like a good use of funding. And so they're complicit in this. And unfortunately, the Democratic, feel like they have this mandate because even though we've had the central planning that has been accelerating and look at over the past year and a half of all the things that they have done in terms of increasing inflation, disrupting the job markets, the supply chain, shuddering small businesses, throwing savers and retirees under the proverbial bus and all kinds of other financial and individual rights atrocities, you would think people would say maybe central
Starting point is 00:17:58 planners don't know what they're doing. at the same time, they basically started conditioning people to want to get more reliance on the government. They had the stimulus payments. They had the enhanced unemployment benefits. They said, we're going to be there for you. And so that's really paved the way to this huge $3.5 trillion socialist wish list. So it is...
Starting point is 00:18:25 The, I mean, Rubio and Lee were for enhancing the... the child tax credit, but that was something that you would get in April and you would have to have paid taxes. What instead, the geniuses at the GOP signed up for and now Lee and Rubio are like, what are you crazy? Is a check from the federal government every month if you have children? So this is basically UBI, is it not? Yes, you hit the nail on the head.
Starting point is 00:19:01 So they're calling it the child tax credit because, you know, you would be evil if you wouldn't want people to get early access to their taxes because they had to take care of their children, right? But it isn't a tax credit because, as you said, you don't have to actually earn any income in order to get it, which means that it is a guaranteed payment from the government, which is one of those things like the stimulus and like these other endeavors that are paid. paving the roads for constant guaranteed payments from the government and dependence on the government. And also things like universal pre-K and what I call quote-unquote tuition-free, because we know that somebody's paying for it, and that's, you and me and every average American community college. And it's being sold by the media who's always complicit in this as relief. It's relief for the families.
Starting point is 00:19:57 And you have to ask yourself, what is it relief from? Is it relief from being responsible? Is it relief from taking care of your children that you decided to bring in the world? Is it relief from the incredible inflation that they won't talk about? I mean, gas has gone up a dollar per gallon. I'm sure, Carol, you remember the days. I clearly remember the days when I would be counting my quarters at the gas pump, and I could only put a little bit in my tank.
Starting point is 00:20:27 you put $20 of gas into your, into your truck or your car. It's not getting very far now. Yeah, no, it's amazing, and it is this almost satire feel like you're in a Monty Python skit. Because as of a few years ago, the United States had become the leading producer of oil in the entire world. And we had energy independence. And the Biden administration kneecapped that. They cut off the leases for oil and gas. They decided to shut down the Keystone Pipeline and many other things.
Starting point is 00:21:06 And now they're begging the cartel to produce more oil. I mean, it's just completely insane. And if you actually cared about the environment, you would say, well, I'm pretty sure that we do a better job in making sure that we take provisions to cleanly produce that oil. oil. And we're not shipping it across. Right. We're not shipping it across an ocean. I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's really nuts. And now he is looking at the oil companies to see about price gouging and see where they are being illegal. This only makes sense is if you are trying to, let's let's not say destroy the United States of America. Let's say destroy the constitutional republic as we have it and the free market. It only makes sense if you are replacing oil with something else. And we know I was just talking to a guy who was out at Pebble Beach going out to Pebble Beach and is high up and knows about, you know, and very high-end cars.
Starting point is 00:22:13 And he was telling me that all of them, except for Bugatti, will be all electric by 2030. Which 2030 happens to be the Agenda 2030 timeline. the World Economic Forum timeline and I think the timeline of the Biden administration as well. I mean, this is all well coordinated and you see exactly it's coming together. They're doing it. Yeah, I mean, there's so much to unpack there. And this is why I love talking to you because I can go on each of these things for like 30 minutes. But, you know, I'm somebody who spends my life grounded in facts and reason and putting together data sets. and so, you know, I'm not off on wild conspiracy theories, but you're seeing the things that they're saying and they're doing,
Starting point is 00:23:01 and it's out in the open. It's not hidden. There's no, like, digging that needs to be done. They're literally saying the quiet part out loud. So it's not unreasonable to believe there is some level of coordination there. And then you have, you know, as you mentioned, these sort of these green mandates, I do happen to wonder if there is some politicization of this, given the fact that so many of the red states rely on oil and gas
Starting point is 00:23:31 in terms of the big drivers of their economy. So I have to wonder about that. And then I saw all of these billionaires had banded together with Bezos, Ray Dalio, who is a major hedge fund manager, and they're investing in a company that is now mining for these green materials that go into the production of things like lithium batteries and what that to enable this green transformation. So the question is, you know, like, which is the chicken and which is the egg?
Starting point is 00:24:05 Do they know that it's coming? And so they're jumping on it or is it, hey, you know, this is the new way to make money, so we're all coordinating and pushing it together. It sort of doesn't matter which one, right, because the outcome's the same. Well, there's a story out today. Bill Gates said he would commit $1.5 billion. over three years to climate change projects with the government that they're including in the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill.
Starting point is 00:24:29 He's putting $1.5 billion into the projects as a public-private partnership with the government, which is exactly what the Great Reset is, taking away the free market and putting in public private partnerships that agree on ESGs. Carol is the author of a book that is a must read, The War on Small Business. You want to survive? Read that book, The War on Small Business. This is the best of the Glenn Beck program, and don't forget, rate us on iTunes.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Brock knows. You just asked for the music. And Barack knows that we are going to have to make sacrifices. We're going to have to change our conversation. We're going to have to change our traditions, our history. We're going to have to move. into a different place. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:36 That's right. My name's Beck. I'm a cop. I thought you were a pirate. No, I'm a cop in this show. Okay, I'm sorry. Yeah. This cop, that's a different...
Starting point is 00:25:47 Totally different series. My bad. That's the one on Netflix. This is the one... I'd like you to meet my dog, Stu. So, uh, I'm part of the word and tradition police, and I want to point out a few things that have been going on. Let's take on the rituals.
Starting point is 00:26:05 of the police in Chicago. The proceedings for Officer Ella French, who was murdered at a traffic stop Saturday, reportedly rushed due to a decision made by the first deputy superintendent, Eric Carter. He said, we don't have 20 minutes for this. Crap. He was second in command. He was heard on an audio recording referring to the bagpipe proceedings. According to the Chicago Times,
Starting point is 00:26:34 we're not waiting for the bagpipes. Just get the vehicles inside. See, what usually happens is the, it's a sacred part of having the honor guard, you know, there and the bagpipes. And after an officer died and they take them to, from the morgue, and they take him to the funeral home, they play the bagpipes. But he said, we don't have time for that crap. And so they moved on. and the police are not real happy about it. But let me just say this.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Barack knew that we had to change some of our traditions and some of our language. Yes, that's right, with my faithful dog, Stu. What's that, Stu? Stu, you have another story? Oh, my gosh. This one is about language. I'm glad I don't have a role in this, by the way. In an article,
Starting point is 00:27:37 I don't know what it is. In an article headline, No More Master Bedrooms, Minnesota real estate listings aim for inclusivity. Yes, that's right. Agents say that calling the biggest bedroom and bathroom in a house, the master bedroom is racist. The,
Starting point is 00:28:00 we need a longer bed for this. Anyway, the real estate agent said, quote, I'm a person of color, and every time I hear the term master bedroom, I kept saying to myself, I don't like how it sounds. Oh, well, then you should get over it. Or maybe you should change the way you say things. But I'm not really offended by master bedroom, and I've never tied it. to kids bring in your shackles the master is speaking exactly like a person with white privilege
Starting point is 00:28:41 exactly uh in addition to combating the race racist terminology the real estate groups now are pushing to phase out gender specific language such as I dare I even say it the man cave or the she shed I don't even know what the she shed is or the accessory dwelling unit or the den
Starting point is 00:29:03 why wouldn't you call something a den apparently it would avoid offending transgender or non-binary people why the den lion's den maybe right but why would that offend transgendered people
Starting point is 00:29:21 I have no idea instead of mother-in-law suite it's now the guest house or the in-law suite how dare you offend those who aren't married and any rooms that hint of two sexes such as Jack and Jill bathrooms have to be replaced now with dual entry bathroom. Avoiding terms that could offend a buyer or seller just makes good business sense.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Well, it doesn't seem to bother you when you offend the hell out of me. No one cares about that. No, it really, it really doesn't. Wait, hold it just to sit. Stu, the crime dog. Get it to me. Oh my God. Stoo, the crime dog, has just given me yet another story because Barack knows we have to change our language.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Today, the Academy of Breastfeeding Medicine, the ABM, which I'm a member of. Are you a member of? Sto, the lifetime. Yeah, left-time member. Oh, you were asking the dog. I was asking the crime dog here. They have new guidelines introducing lactation-related. language. Thank you. Finally.
Starting point is 00:30:33 I know, right? We have been waiting for it. The new guidelines were published to affirm the organization's commitment to gender equality and health equity, including the new terminology for lactation related language. Terms for lactation include
Starting point is 00:30:50 chest feeding. Not breastfeeding, but chest feeding. And not mothers, but human milk feeding individuals. If that doesn't just roll off your tongue. Human milk feeding individuals.
Starting point is 00:31:11 I need a human milk feeding individual right now for some chest feeding. The ABM recognizes that not all people who give birth and lactate identify as female and some individuals identify as neither male or female. Why these people have children and are allowed to have children? I don't know. Oh my gosh. That's the kind of language and thinking that's got to stop. Stop it.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Stop it, Stu, the crime dog. Language, this is according to the ABM. Listen to this. Language has power. The language that we use should be as an inclusive as possible when discussing infant. feeding when working with patients it is best to ask them for the affirmed terminology when communicating medical research language should accurately reflect the population studied as to not mask the research needs so they're saying in science for research it's important i'm going to say this again
Starting point is 00:32:25 language should accurately reflect the population studied. Well, I don't know. Human milk feeding individuals, I don't think that's an accurate study or men that are chest feeding. I don't think they can lactate. But maybe that's just, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I forgot my role. as a language and tradition cop.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Using gender neutral terminology and medicine is increasingly more common phenomena. According to some of the esteemed medical schools, Katie Herzog reports, A University of California Endocrinology, I'm a doctor. Forced to apologize for implying that only women can give birth. The professor used the gendered law. language of pregnant women instead of the preferred pregnant people. He apologized, saying, I don't want you to think that I am anyway trying to imply anything. And if you can summon some generosity to forgive me, I would really appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Again, I'm very, very, very sorry for that. It was not my intention to offend anyone by using the words pregnant people. The worst thing I can do as a human being is to be offensive. I said when a woman is pregnant, which implies this is a scientist saying this, which implies that only women can get pregnant. And I most sincerely apologize to all of you. Soldiers, keep looking for those traditions and the language and our history that must be changed. because after all, Barack knows.
Starting point is 00:34:27 And Barack knows that we are going to have to make sacrifices. We're going to have to change our conversation. We're going to have to change our traditions, our history. We're going to have to move into a different place. There is nothing more frustrating than having your identity stolen online. You couldn't bark. You couldn't play along enough just to bark. That's why you're not in the Hall of Fame.
Starting point is 00:34:52 You were talking to a dog of some sort. I tried to answer your questions. and you continue to bark. No. Not as a dog. Not even like, well, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:35:01 Gwen. Do we have? I'm still a crime dog. I don't know. You wouldn't even do that. Now that you've done three different animal voices for today, which one do we expect before the end? We had the parrot.
Starting point is 00:35:14 The parrot. Oh yeah, the parrot. The barking dog. And now the crime dog. Yeah. Like the McGruff style dog. I'm just,
Starting point is 00:35:21 do you have anything else planned for this last segment? Well, I do. It's a pirate segment. Okay. Okay. But I have to remove the bandage. No, no, don't. You don't need to remove the bandage.
Starting point is 00:35:32 No, you have to see the scar. The bandage looks fantastic. You should keep it on. No, the scar is the whole thing. Without the scar, you won't believe that I'm a pirate. I don't believe you're a pirate. Well, no matter what. I'll turn you around.
Starting point is 00:35:44 No, no, no.

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