The Glenn Beck Program - Don’t Panic, America | Guest: Bill O’Reilly | 2/28/20

Episode Date: February 28, 2020

Coronavirus could change America forever, but it’s time to prepare, not panic. The stock market continues to drop and people are getting the virus again in China, but a vaccine will almost certainly... come from the U.S. or Israel. And a former Obama adviser argues that the Democratic Party – NOT the voters – will choose its candidate. But will the Bernie Bros let that go, or will they act more like “Bernie Bolsheviks”? Bill O’Reilly joins for a Friday full of coronavirus chaos to reinforce that now is a time for caution, not panic. And is 2020 the year when our two-party system fractures into tribes? Glenn gives some coronavirus predictions to watch out for and premieres new theme music for the Democratic candidates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, America, and welcome to the program. Glad you're here. Today is an interesting day. We lost another 1,200 points on the stock market yesterday, and it's all happening because of the coronavirus, and it is finally hit here in America, and possibly in a big way. We begin there in one minute. This is the Glymbach program. So I don't mean to bum me out, especially early in the day, but there's something you need to think. about every night when you're not sleeping with a my pillow under your head and geese dream sheets wrapping around you like the world's softest burrito it's one less perfect night sleep you're going to have in your life that's what you should think about geez why am i wasting my life like this if you really want to spend your life you know sleeping on sandpaper in potato sacks i won't stop you but there is a better way and it's really inexpensive my
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Starting point is 00:01:48 All right. All right. So let's talk about the coronavirus. First of all, let me just say this. Don't freak out. Don't panic. Don't worry. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that. What does that mean? Don't do the Glenn Beck. Don't worry. Everything's going to be okay. Don't panic. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Because we know what that means. That means the opposite of good things. When you're freaked out about something, when you're freaked out about something, that means there's a good chance. Everything's going to turn out okay in the end. When you're just like, oh, don't worry. Just be calm. Just prepare. It's no big deal.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Just prepare. That's when like the stock market goes down 15,000 points and everyone starts jumping off of buildings to stop the suffering. That is what happens in these situations. And I don't, I, please don't tell me you're there. Please don't tell me you're there. So here's the thing. Here's a thing. Here's a thing.
Starting point is 00:02:59 I, I came home last night and there were jars of spaghetti sauce on my counter. And I looked at my wife and I said, what the hell is that? She said, what are you talking about? And I said, what is that? And she had tuna fish and everything. She said, that's to make sure that we have, we're stocked up on stuff. And I said, no, no, no, that. And I pointed to the spaghetti sauce.
Starting point is 00:03:26 And she said, oh, well, that's full-fledged panic. Because we don't have jarred spaghetti sauce. Okay. She's an Italian. The last time I had it was the first time. Any spaghetti sauce from a jar? the first time she ever came over to my house, we were dating.
Starting point is 00:03:46 And she said, I said, you want to go out someplace? And she said, I don't know. And I said, you want to come over to my place? We could just make something. She said, sure, do you have stuff to make spaghetti? And I said, yeah. She said, you have stuff to make sauce? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:01 And I walked into the kitchen. And she walked in with me. And I had to get on the phone and I was talking to somebody on the phone. And I saw her in the kitchen holding. the jar of ragu. And she was reading it. And she was holding a pan in one hand. And the jar of ragu on the other reading the directions.
Starting point is 00:04:20 And I said, I put my hand over the phone and I said, what's wrong? And she said, I just opened this. Put it in the pan and heat it up. And that's it. And I said, yeah. That was the last time. She had took one bite of that. And she was like, never again.
Starting point is 00:04:40 So she makes all of our sauce. To see five jars of spaghetti sauce on my counter was not a good sign. That was the Italian in my wife going, okay, we're going to have spaghetti, but we're probably going to have to cook it on open fires. So I understand the fear. I also will tell you that I have pulled my money out of the stock market. and I am somebody who has grown to take a little more risk, but we have lost about 13% in market value in just this week, and I think we're at the very beginning of it.
Starting point is 00:05:24 I think by the end of next week, maybe today, it's already down 400 points ahead and open yet, but I think we could lose 20%, which I'd be willing to endure. you know, we have to look at the stock market has been unreasonable. In my opinion, it's been unreasonable. And if you look how much we've gained in the last three years, we haven't lost any of that. Now, we've lost a lot, but since Trump has come in, we're not even, we're not close yet. When he came in, I think it was at 20,000 or 21,000 as the Dow.
Starting point is 00:06:02 So we haven't lost a lot. We've lost some gains, but that probably was going to happen at some point anyway. But I'm beginning to think that this is possibly the thing that I've been saying prepare for with it coming in a completely different package. And Stu is right. It always is concerning. Stu's with me, Stu and Pat have been with me since the 1990. and the only time anyone around me freaks out is when I say when a crisis is happening and I say don't worry we're going to make it through don't worry we're going to be fine
Starting point is 00:06:44 because your weird perspective is like some eternal thing it's like you're almost talking biblically when you say that we're going to make it through no but I'm really not it's like I'm not the guy you want to say this is the best example I you do not want me on the first half of the journey of the Titanic. You don't want me. Because I've counted all the lifeboats. And I'm like, you know, the engine is running at full speed. We're going too fast.
Starting point is 00:07:16 We're headed towards icebergs. And has anybody else counted the lifeboats? If something goes wrong, we ain't making it. You don't want me. Yeah, we're at dinner. We're at dinner trying to enjoy that. We get dancing coming up. We're all dressed up in nice tuxes.
Starting point is 00:07:31 You're like, Ah, the life bones. I'm like, what are you guys doing? What are you paying attention? We are headed towards an iceberg. I feel it in my bones. And everybody, nobody wants to hang around me.
Starting point is 00:07:45 However, the minute we hit the iceberg, I'm mentally prepared. And so I go into the, don't worry about it. Women and children get into the lifeboats. Strike up the band. And gentlemen,
Starting point is 00:07:59 let's have cigars and put on our, tuxedos let's go down like gentlemen i'm that guy so for me to be this that guy right now because i'm kind of i kind of i'm like gentlemen put on your tuxedos and is there is there a band anywhere i kind of feel like that today and that could be disturbing that could be very disturbing if my pattern continues maybe i'm just completely out of touch no i i i think that it's funny because you were obviously way ahead on this talking you did a special on it last week when I mean it was a news story but it wasn't we were talking about this for weeks weeks we've been leading up to that right yeah yeah and so it's interesting to see that I mean you listen to just
Starting point is 00:08:43 the the way this is playing out and I think at this point a lot of people are still sort of you know panicking about I don't want to go anywhere and get it and it's like well the chances of you getting it you know are obviously getting higher and higher and higher and there's a good chance that a lot of people get it. It's not necessarily about that or that you might die from it. Some people obviously have and more will. But it's not like a high percentage death rate, mortality rate, anything like that. It's just the fact of like look at the disturbance that's going to happen. The economy is a big factor there. Your travel, the events that you have planned. I mean, I was thinking about this this morning. Tomorrow, there's an event that's going to repeat itself
Starting point is 00:09:24 for the next six months, which is a bunch of people getting in the very close area, standing in line, going into little booths and all touching the same buttons, right? It's called voting. And that is going to happen tomorrow. Then it's super Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:09:39 And then you have all these other primaries after that. Is this one of those things where people are going to be like, you know what? Honestly, like all these Democrats are similar and screw it. I'm not going. That could change the outcome of the, you know,
Starting point is 00:09:51 of who is the nominee. I really think there's a change. chance that this changes America forever. And I don't mean this spring, I mean by this time next year. You have to remember, there's a couple of new things that have happened. First of all, yesterday we told you that the first patient that recovered and got it again had been identified in Japan. Now we're hearing that it's about four. 14% of the people who have recovered in China and in Asia are getting it again. If you get it a second time, you are looking at a 30%.
Starting point is 00:10:37 This is what they believe, a 30% death rate. Now, that's 10 times the death rate in China. It's about 3% death rate in China and in Asia. the United States, it's zero, but in the rest of the world, it's about one to maybe 0.8 at the lowest. So it's stronger than the flu, but it is still not horrible. But you're looking now, if that 10% increase continues, you're looking at 10% of everybody in the West that gets it a second time will die. Now, again, this is not generally with children.
Starting point is 00:11:27 It is really super targeting 70 plus. Those are the ones that are really dying. Our grandparents and our parents are the ones who are in real danger here. I was thinking about my father-in-law. He's got, you know, kidney issues, lung and heart issues. And if he would get it, he would be prime. Anyone with diabetes, anyone with lung or heart issues, anybody who has smoked their whole life, those are the real targets. But the problem is, is this is infecting people at such a high rate that the number, you don't have a very good chance of dying.
Starting point is 00:12:12 but the number of people that get it is making that number, could make that number crazy, especially if it mutates. Remember, if 60% of the population of the entire world gets it, even at a 1% death rate, that is a huge number of deaths. The real problem that I see right now is the stock market. And the stock market, if the stock market continues to drop like it has,
Starting point is 00:12:56 it's not because we're freaking out. It's because the giant corporations understand there is a disruption in the, in the in the global trade remember we're all tied together mutually assured economic destruction that was the plan to stop us from nukeing each other and so you have now something that is is interrupting banking and shipping and and global trade the world has never seen the second largest manufacturer, the second largest shipping logistics, the second largest consumer country go down and close for business for six months. We've never seen that before. Add on top of that, you have now Europe closing its doors. You have Europe now saying,
Starting point is 00:14:00 don't, you know, don't go out and shop. Don't go out and congregate. don't go out to restaurants, don't go to the airports, whatever it is. Now you have Europe and we're going to be the last in line. If we go down because we're sick and we're not going out and buying things or making things, you have an economic disaster. You have, I mean, how are you going to pay your mortgage if you're, how are you going to pay your rent if you're working at McDonald's and no one's going to McDonald's and so McDonald's is closed and you're not getting your hourly wage.
Starting point is 00:14:40 How am I going to get paid if you're not buying things? You know, if my advertisers are like, you know, for instance, the steel in these ex-chairs come from China. If they can't get the steel from China to make these ex-chairs, they can't sell more. So what happens? it's just this food chain that spirals out of control. That's why the stock market is freaking out right now. Because the big companies know we're not going to hit any of our, we're not going to hit any of our goals this year.
Starting point is 00:15:22 That's the thing that really concerns me. That's the thing at this point. That concerns me. By this time, I should say by fall of next year, if we don't have a vaccine, then I would really start to worry about this virus. If it doesn't die out in the summer, it should, but there are indications now that it might. It may not be seasonal.
Starting point is 00:15:48 If it doesn't die out in the summer and give us some rest to prepare and to really be locked down and we don't get a virus or we don't get a vaccine by fall, this thing will be everywhere. And if the death rate and we can't figure out how to make sure we are making antibodies in it, if we have no defense against this, it's just going to keep culling people and culling people and culling people. And that's obviously an issue. And obviously an issue for a republic that is on the verge of a radical, radical, revolution as it is. The first medicine
Starting point is 00:16:37 shortage, the first shortage of specific medicine that they won't say what it is at this point has just happened in America. The CDC won't release which medicine it is, but there is one shortage right now. You have to remember. Antibiotics 99.7% of all of our antibiotics are made in China.
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Starting point is 00:18:39 Sorry, no, it's everything's fine. Everything's fine, guys. Wait, that's what they said in that Stephen King movie, the stand. They're like, no, no, it's everything's fine. Everything's fun. How often when you cough, do you see pieces of your lung coming out? Is that normal or? Totally normal.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Totally normal. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Hey, enjoy CPAC. Come see me at CPAC today, guys. Yeah. Okay, so let me give you some, you know, I've got two minutes.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Let me give you some good news. And this I can tell you for a fact. Anyone who is talking about socialized medicine, we're about to prove that wrong. China, any of these Norwegian countries, they are not going to provide the vaccine. I guarantee you this vaccine will come from one of two countries, the United States of America, or Israel. The United States of America already has one in testing in human trials. Yesterday, Israeli scientists say that they have developed the first vaccine against this.
Starting point is 00:19:54 They say in the next few weeks, we will have it and ready to go. It is going to be one of those two democracies, those two free centers of, of, of science and thinking and not giant government-oppressed medical technology that are going to cure this. They will find the vaccine. Our vaccine is completely different than anything else we've ever done. The Israeli vaccine is actually, they believe, will be able to make us, it will trick our body. in some sort of way that is way beyond me to make antibodies for this.
Starting point is 00:20:45 So you can get it and not get it again. That's really seemingly very critical. Now, more information on this. We have a first patient in California with no links to anybody in China, never been there. They're now monitoring 8,500 people just in California for this. The good news is there's no tests yet. Not enough tests that are being made. More in a second.
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Starting point is 00:22:35 You'll save $10 on your Blaze TV subscription. You can watch the coronavirus special we were just talking about right now. This is the Glenn Beck program. Hello, America. Welcome to Friday. We have Bill O'Reilly coming up. up in just a minute. Also, we'll have more on the coronavirus, including the things that you're supposed to do, that you need to do. If you don't have hand sanitizer with you now at all times,
Starting point is 00:22:59 you should. And I'm not a big proponent of hand sanitizer, but the biggest thing that you can do is wash your hands. Wash your hands. Stay away from people who are sick. This is just like the flu. and in fact, the results of getting it are about the same as the flu. It's maybe 10 times worse. I think it's 0.1% people die from the flu. That's still a big number, 65,000 people last year that died from the regular flu. But nobody was freaking out about it because it's normal. It's normal.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Now, this could be, you know, let's just say it is 1% if the same number of people get it as the flu, then maybe you're, I don't know, maybe you're looking at a hundred thousand or a hundred and twenty thousand people that die. That is a lot of people. But you probably have a much better chance of falling out of a window that was put in poorly in a skyscraper than dying from this unless you're 70 or 80 and you have problems. If you're healthy, you probably won't get it. The biggest thing that you have to, or you could get it, but you won't die from it,
Starting point is 00:24:18 the biggest thing you can do is hand sanitizer. We'll give you more on this coming up in just a second. I think it'd be a good idea not to shake hands. I think it's a country, we should stop shaking hands for a while. Because that's how it spreads. Yeah, that's
Starting point is 00:24:34 one way. I mean, being sneezed on, too, is another way. But they say if you it's basically hands and touching things, going in and touching things. You know, they're already taking precautions in certain areas like at the missionary training center in Provo, where my daughter is right now, they're telling people, don't shake hands. Don't shake anybody's hand.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Don't bump their fist. Don't shake their hands. Don't touch anybody. Don't touch anybody. So they're already trying to put that in this rule. Yes. Yes, it is. And it's a really good safety. Scott says, as this rule, just don't touch women. Just don't touch them. Don't touch him. Don't touch him. A freak. Don't fall into bed with your clothes flying off with them either. That's a really good safety tip.
Starting point is 00:25:18 By the way, Stu, I want to get the results of the latest polls because things are changing in the polls right now for Super Tuesday and for South Carolina. But I just want to play this because remember, these are the people that one man, one vote. We can't have this crazy system where states, you know, they pull all of their people and what about the one person that voted for Bernie Sanders? What is this stupid system that we've used for 200 years that has made us
Starting point is 00:25:52 the most stable democracy ever in the history of the world? Okay, so here's the Obama advisor, former Obama advisor, talking about how this really works. Don't panic. Listen. Bernie is moving to go post. This is what people need
Starting point is 00:26:08 to remember. The Democratic party has a party. The party decides its nominee. The public doesn't really desire the nominee. The public gets to vote for President of the United States, but people who are active in the party who participate in the party, they decide the nominee. Superdelegates are very influential in the
Starting point is 00:26:24 party. Also, delegates are very influential. And just because you're a pledged delegate for Bernie Sanders or a pledged delegate for Joe Biden doesn't mean when you get to the convention floor that you'll stay a delegate for Biden or Sanders. That's a process. And so it is a process to pick the candidate
Starting point is 00:26:40 who wants to be the standard bearer for the party to try to win in November. And so Bernie got to understand that process. And it's a real selective and detailed process. In 2008, the Obama campaign from the very beginning focused on the delegate process because we knew it all was going to come down to the delegates who's committed to you, who wants to be on your team at the end, and do you really feel like they can be elected? So I just want to repeat what he said.
Starting point is 00:27:07 It's not the people that pick. it's the delegates that pick. Is that one of the most incredible statements you've heard? I mean, from that party, I've known that. We've all known that. But from the party who is saying, you know, the people, the people, the people, they are the worst out of the two parties. They make sure.
Starting point is 00:27:28 By far, by far, those super delegates, the Democrats or the Republicans don't have anything like that. Ridiculous. And it was put in during the Reagan administration because the Democrats saw that and went, you know what, a freak boy could stand up and change the party like Ronald Reagan did the Republicans. We can't allow that to happen. So they have put in all of these measures to make sure that people like Bernie Sanders never get in. That's why Bernie is not going on the delegates. That's why Bernie is a revolutionary because he knows in the end, the only way to get in as the nominee is to scare the Democratic Party and I think the city of Wisconsin.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Wisconsin so badly that they just are like, just go with him, just go with him. Because he'll set everything on fire. Yeah, it's just one of those things too where, you know, part of this is a level of, you know, it's there. The possibility is there. Like for the, for example, the electoral college, like, you don't, those people could theoretically change who they, you know, who they vote for, right? Like, they're not, it's a weird process.
Starting point is 00:28:33 And there's some of it is just a technicality, right? they're indicating it's more than that with Sanders. And that's certainly what the Sanders people believe, that it's not just this technicality where, well, of course, they'll go there and they could theoretically change their vote, but they're not going to. If they start really doing that and they're pledged to Sanders
Starting point is 00:28:52 and start voting for other candidates, first of all, that's, you know, largely Sanders' fault. But also, I mean, you're talking like, you know, burning down cities. I mean, we've already seen, I watch the open of your special.
Starting point is 00:29:06 the other night on Bernie Sanders, Glenn, we've already seen what people can do when they get out of control on their Sanders supporters. They start shooting people at baseball fields. God only knows what the heck could happen if they started. If he actually legitimately won this election and they tried to take it away from him in that way. Oh, they're going to, they'll be burning cities down. They're threatening right now. They will burn city after city to the ground. And what are you going to do about it?
Starting point is 00:29:30 And it's not just these free, a few freaks in the Bernie Sanders. campaign. There's a ton of these organizers that believe this stuff. What's worse is the people at the head of his party or the of his campaign. They're all radicals. All of them are radicals. Revolutionaries. Communists. It's, it's interesting. It's why the moniker Bernie Bros is so ridiculous. No, it's. They're more like Bernie Bolsheviks. Yeah. And we should treat them as such. That's the frightening. Everyone should start calling them Bernie Bolsheviks. This Bernie Bros thing just makes it sound like fun. Yeah. It's just Oh, boys will be boys. Yeah. It's not like that. These are radical extremists. These are
Starting point is 00:30:17 Bolsheviks and they will come. They're brown shirts and they will come and they will hurt you. As we have seen over and over again, the intimidation tactics. Look at how many Democrats who are prominent. And, you know, I could, I can name three of them right now. But that to me is enough to show you, anybody who is feeling like, wait a minute, I'm on your side. How come you're beating me up? How come you're isolating me? Why are you gang raping people digitally online and destroying their lives? I'm a Democrat too.
Starting point is 00:30:52 You're seeing it with the culinary union in Las Vegas. Remember, especially with Vegas, when it comes to unions, that's the They're the ones that are the leg breakers. They are the ones that scare people. For the union to be afraid of the Bernie Bolsheviks, that should tell you something. When they can come on and say, oh yeah, you're a labor union?
Starting point is 00:31:26 We're not afraid of you. Come on. Bring your baseball bats in your mob tactics. Come on. Bring it on. That should tell you who these people, are. Yeah. Well, and he openly says it's a revolution. Yeah. And then when you call him on it, he, oh, it's a, it's a political revolution. It's a, it's a voting revolution. No, it's not. No, it isn't. No, it's not. No, it's not. That's a lie. It's an actual revolution. Stu, what is the,
Starting point is 00:31:52 what are the, what are the, what are the poll numbers saying? I mean, they have turned in a major way for Joe Biden over the past couple of days. In South Carolina, he had a poll that was up 15, which was the first of sign that it had changed a little bit, but you know, one poll, you don't know. Yeah. Then he, listen to this last batch of polls. Biden plus seven, Biden plus 18, Biden plus 20, Biden plus nine. One of them has Biden only plus four. Biden plus 17.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Biden plus 28. Wow. I mean, if he starts winning in that sort of range, it could actually change. He's back in the mix. Are we seeing anything on the Super Tuesday numbers? Have you seen those any any new polls out? We've seen new polls out. We haven't seen a major change in them.
Starting point is 00:32:43 They've been relatively stable with Sanders with an unimpressive lead. He's leading in all of these states. Of course, the big thing is he's leading in California and looks really strong there. California is insane. Wow. And it's so big. But there's so many delegates. There's so many delegates there.
Starting point is 00:33:04 But, you know, the way that. they run these things with running them proportionally, it's hard to rack up a big lead unless you're winning state after state after state after state. You know, Biden is close enough in some of these states that if he has a big win in South Carolina tomorrow, there's a chance that he can make an impact in these states. Some of them have a lot of early voting, which is going to hurt him. But bottom line is, you know, if he can run up, stay close and just get a lot of delegates and show that he can be the moderate lane alternative to Sanders.
Starting point is 00:33:38 He's got a chance to actually continue this thing, which is surprising after the first couple of states. I mean, it looked like I thought there was a chance he might drop out after New Hampshire with a fifth place finish. Well, that's so too. And here he is making, I mean, if he really does this, he got the big endorsement yesterday. If he can make a, you know, a double digit 15, 20 point win, that could change the tide enough for him to stay in this thing for a while.
Starting point is 00:34:00 And enough to at least make it to a brokered convention that is not. not so definitive in Bernie Sanders' favor. You know what I mean? If he sweeps on Super Tuesday, he's 40% there. And that's... Well, yeah, the 40% of the delegates are out there. Yeah. I mean, he's going to...
Starting point is 00:34:20 Any candidate that gets over 15% is going to get some delegates. So he's not going to get that high, but he could open up a big enough lead that, you know, the only person who's going to be able to have a chance to stop him would be Bloomberg because everyone else is not going to be able to raise any money. So Bloomberg is the only person who's going to be able to do anything. And look, the Democrats don't want Bloomberg quite clearly. They could deal with Biden if he could just learn how to speak again.
Starting point is 00:34:44 I think you're going to find. You're going to find half the Democrats, hopefully more than half the Democrats, suddenly finding a newfound love and tongue kiss Michael Bloomberg all over to because if they see him as the block to Bernie Sanders, the others are going to fall right in line. Wouldn't that be wonderful to have a totalitarian block to the socialist? I love that. Oh, what a great party. What a party.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Yeah. That's fun. All right. You know, this is my topic at CPAC tomorrow, and I'm going to do something that I've never seen at CPAC before. I've never seen it CPAC before. I've never seen it CPAC. Might be a little controversial. But CPAC tomorrow, this is my topic.
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Starting point is 00:36:47 So, Stu, do you want to, do you want to hear the sensitive government United Kingdom report called COVID-19 reasonable worst case scenario? Or not? Oh, yeah. Yes, of course, but I kind of don't. Yeah, I want to let you know
Starting point is 00:37:05 this is not going to improve your mood. This is not something you're like, oh, man, and it's Friday. Okay, I just want to. Okay, the figures are in a sensitive government report called COVID-19 reasonable worst-case scenario, and it predicts the infection rates will snowball for two to three months once the bug starts spreading. We are in that place now. So they're predicting that it will go for about three months,
Starting point is 00:37:31 and it will blanket everyone, including in what they call their reasonable worst-case scenario. They say four in five Brits could become infected by coronavirus. They are now saying more than 50 million people in the UK alone will catch coronavirus. Could in their worst case scenario, reasonable worst case scenario. The current planning assumption for a reasonable worst case scenario is that 2 to 3% of symptomatic cases will result in a fatality. mostly the elderly or those with pre-existing illnesses would be killed in this scenario according to the health sources this means
Starting point is 00:38:14 with 80% of the population being infected that up to 500,000 people in Great Britain alone will be killed my gosh and this is coming from their actual this is a government document random guy yeah this is a government document that is saying, you know, worst case scenario, but a reasonable one. I mean, worst case scenario is we're going to be eating human flesh. Okay. The reasonable worst scenario is this.
Starting point is 00:38:46 So they're saying we don't think this is going to happen, but this is what we have to prepare for. That's stunning. Well, first of all, we don't know. I mean, I've never had human flesh. We don't know what it tastes like. It might not be a worst case scenario. I mean, hey, I've never had dog. Who am I to judge?
Starting point is 00:39:03 You know what I mean? We don't know. Never had bat. But what does that translate to in the United States? Do the math. If you do those same numbers and you're doing, let's see, 80% of the population getting it and 2% of the people who get it dying, that's, I mean, geez, that's north of 5 million. I mean, I can't even.
Starting point is 00:39:25 It's a world I can't even comprehend, honestly. I can't even, it's not even worth thinking about because I can. The real, the actual stats and everything else coming up in an hour from now. Don't miss our coronavirus every day on the third hour. Bill O'Reilly is coming up next. Is the Glymbach program. All right, new year. Deserves a new pair of Decovis boots.
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Starting point is 00:41:01 We're going to check in with him on the polls, what's happening in South Carolina this weekend, Super Tuesday next week. The insanity of... of a socialist that is actually looks like it could be the nominee Bernie Sanders, not just a socialist, but a revolutionary, a Marxist revolutionary, Bernie's bros, which I think should be called Bernie's Bolsheviks. We have all of that. And don't forget, our coronavirus update in one hour from now. Next is the Glenpeg program. Bill O'Reilly. All right. Well, it looks like coronavirus is not going to turn into
Starting point is 00:41:41 the black plague, which is nice. It is nice. It is deeply affecting us, however, and I really want you to pay attention here for the next minute. Coronavirus, we have two black swan events coming up. If you don't know what a black swan event is, that is something that is really not likely to happen, but has huge ramifications. And so stock markets and companies, if they're smart, they prepare for black swan events. Well, we have two going on. right now very low probability high impact one coronavirus this thing looks like it's going to spread all over the world the worst case scenarios are unimaginable the worst case reasonable so scenarios are unimaginable but the best case scenarios still impact us
Starting point is 00:42:36 financially they're going to affect a lot of people but the biggest impact in your life most likely will come through the global, you know, trade going out the window and look at our stock market. The second black swan event, low likelihood of happening high impact, is a socialist revolutionary being nominated by one of the two parties. We have these two black swans happening right now. I've always told you I'll stop telling you. I'll stop telling you. you about gold as soon as the world starts to look like it's not insane. It's more insane today than it ever has been. Stu, look at the price of gold. Can you look at it for me? I think it was at 1700, what, a week ago or five days ago. Gold is the standard for when the world goes insane. Please consider buying gold today. Now, you say you can't afford it. I have asked Goldline,
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Starting point is 00:44:57 I'm all right. You know, I'm just trying to absorb everything in a calm methodical manner. You know me. Yep, me too. I, you know, I feel strangely calm, which is not good when it comes for me, because that usually means, oh, crap, it's about to hit the fan. But I don't think that this is going to pile up bodies in the streets that we're not going to be able to bury, you know, that kind of stuff. But I do, I am very concerned about the economic instability just because of the effect that the lack of global trade is going to have. Would you agree with that?
Starting point is 00:45:34 Yeah. I'm going to now stall. It's not the bubonic play. It's not Ebola. Contracted. They aren't going to die unless they're old and their immune system shot. I mean, you are in the, I don't mean this to be, look, I have autoimmune disorder. You know, I'm 55, 55, 56 years old.
Starting point is 00:46:15 So I'm kind of on the edge. You age wise, you're in good health, but you age wise are closer to the target. Does it, does it affect you any different? differently because are you doing anything? I mean, Bernie Sanders is a guy who's shaking hands all the time, speaking to crowds, has a heart problem and is in his 70s. I mean, that's, he's doing, he's got all of them against him, everything against him. I don't feel that the contagion is in the United States and seeking me out.
Starting point is 00:46:59 So I do ruins tomorrow. You know, and I tell everyone you don't panic. You know, you're seeing panic now in the stock market, but you're seeing it. So now that doesn't mean you shouldn't be mass every Sunday. Well, you do that anymore. It gets weight. Okay. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Yeah. Doesn't matter. But at this point, O'Reilly.com, you don't have to participate in that. Yes. I mean, if you want to go in and buy, I'm not going to stop. investment. Don't pray for the people who can track a day-to-day factor. Okay. There's, I think, you know, I keep telling my family, Bill, we're going on a cruise in four weeks, and, you know, I keep getting calls. Are we going to go? Are we going to go?
Starting point is 00:48:42 I don't know. Right now, yeah, we're not going to Italy. You know, that's off the board. I don't know. I know that in four weeks so much could happen that it'll be very, very clear on what's what's happening. So there's no reason to, you know, I said yesterday when it comes to travel, you know, I have a friend who said, I don't know if I want to go to Disney World. And I said, well, wait until the last minute to decide. And he's like, yeah, I have to leave tonight. And I said, well, then you have to decide whether you're going to go or not.
Starting point is 00:49:12 But you don't, if you have plans for now, you know, or a few weeks from now, a couple of months from now, you know, over the summer, don't change anything. Don't change anything because you don't know. and the answer will be. Yeah, and look, these are personal decisions that people have to make. And I would never tell anybody take the trip or not take the trip. Oh, no, I agree. Or I can tell you is what I'm going to do.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Yeah. All right. So I'm taking a day by day. And if it's Wednesday and things are calm, then I'm going on the trip. Right. If five people are dead in my street and there's a cart throwing them in the car. Bring out the dead. Yeah, I may, I may
Starting point is 00:49:59 get in my truck. You may say, did anybody buy Franks and Beans on the street? You might say that. You know, there's a little guy you saw hot dogs now they're selling freeze-dried food. Right. So, you can adjust. And strangely, my dog is missing. Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Yes, I got it. I got it. Okay. Right. All right. So can we talk a little bit about the stock market? You say this is panic, you don't think that there's, I mean, what is, what is happening just even because of panic, these companies are looking at it and saying, all right, for instance, the Daniel Craig movie, this is just one, the Daniel Craig movie coming out, I think they're actually talking about moving the opening. And this is what really pisses me off about the coronavirus. I mean, my children could die. Okay, that's bad, but you're delaying the James Bond movie.
Starting point is 00:50:54 it's the last one with Daniel Craig. The, they're saying now this could be a box office disaster because people may not want to go to the movie theaters. That's just a chain of events that now the restaurants are going down. So all of these companies are having to come back and say, hey, our 2020 predictions or projections, we need to lower those expectations.
Starting point is 00:51:20 And that is probably wise, don't you think? if I'm running a company and I am Bill O'Reilly.com I'm basically doing what I always do and I'm applying a discipline to the presentation. The only thing I've done is so you can put them across your nose and then I get a little advertising.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Sure, sure. You know, you always... Don't think I haven't thought of that. Society. But look, if the dopey people that are putting out the James Bond movie you want to delay it because I don't think people are going to go to the movies. I think that's a little extreme.
Starting point is 00:52:07 You know, I think, as you just said, you wait and you see what is going to happen. Remember Ebola? A month later was, well, where's the Ebola? Happened here. Same thing will happen. So, yes, will it be economic repercussions? There will be. I hope they're not severe.
Starting point is 00:52:36 People have to live. the economy is strong in the United States. Consumers have money in their pocket. Let's just hope that this thing subsides quickly, so it isn't, the damage doesn't affect the country negatively. Let's talk about the country and what the president did this week. He has okayed money. Romney, of course, says not enough. Democrats, of course, are saying not enough. I mean, nobody needs. knows what the number is not enough. I know the military is now being considered to be moved in to help things like masks, making masks.
Starting point is 00:53:19 3M is stretched to the limit there on. Just the people who make the stretchy rubber band thing in the back, they're in 24-7 production right now for those masks. They're way behind in production. And the government is seemingly moving to get things done. We're the most prepared in the world. What can the president do and how bad is this going to get politically with people that will shamefully use this against him? Well, I think it's said is what people should look at.
Starting point is 00:53:58 I mean, it seems to me the federal government is responding in an appropriate way at this point. you know that AIDS want the economy to be bad. They do that, and they say, oh, this might be a good opportunity for the economy to tank, and then Trump won't be there anymore. We'll get him out. That's absolutely in place, I think. Yeah, it is. This is a happening.
Starting point is 00:54:29 This is a national. Yeah, this is a possible national, this is a September 11th, if it turns out of, into anything. Everybody should be working together right now. Right. He had a press press conference. Pence is in charge of overall, you know, observation oversight on it. I think they help people where they think they understand what's happening. It looks like everything's in place. I mean, I have to tell you, I don't care what Mitt Romney says at all. No, neither do I. Mitt Romney has now gone into the Chuck. He's in that category, where whatever he says doesn't matter to me because I don't believe a word of it.
Starting point is 00:55:21 I'll believe anything Mitt Romney says at this point. You go blank yourself, Mitt, in the past. I went to a Red Sox game with his family. But right now, you're not looking out for me. He's not looking out for the country. He's looking out for this crazy obsession he has to hurt Donald Trump. All right, let's switch. Well, at which point, politics, if you think you're going to put CNN on and get the truth about the coronavirus, you're insane.
Starting point is 00:56:10 That's really such a dangerous time, such a dangerous time to not have trust in institutions and. You go to the blaze or you go to billowly.com. And we're going to tell you the truth. All right. With public health. This country, you have options. All right. So I want to switch gears, and I want to go to.
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Starting point is 00:58:30 That's Tocovus.com. T-E-C-O-V-A-S dot com slash Beck. Ten seconds, station 90. First, let me just ask this. We have three minutes in this break, Bill, so I just want to spend some time on the debate that happened this week. What were your thoughts on the debate? I should have been a moderator of that.
Starting point is 00:59:03 During it, I called Geraldo and said, can you get over there and hit somebody with a chair? Yeah. Crazy. I mean, you know, it was guerrilla. I'm not real entertained by that stuff anymore. Yeah. I didn't really learn anything, which is my barometer on debates. Did I learn anything?
Starting point is 00:59:22 Bernie Sanders has said the same thing in all 10 debates. Joe Biden said 150 million Americans have been killed by guns since 2007. 150 million. That's what Biden says. That's not just a mistake. That's some kind of delusional state. Yeah. And he continued with it.
Starting point is 00:59:51 I mean, it wasn't like he meant 150,000 or 100. He doesn't know what he's saying, that. He has no idea, no idea. I felt bad. I really. CBS moderators sit there. Nobody corrects them. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:05 I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, Mr. Vice President, you just said more people were killed by guns in America in the past 13 years than in the entire World War II theater. Yeah. Um, would you want to explain that? I mean, that, you, When it comes to a point where somebody's saying to you, nobody says you know that it's a waste of time. So what do you think is happening with this Bernie Sanders explosion?
Starting point is 01:00:48 Right now, he is set to win, according to the polls, set to win all but two states in Super Tuesday. He doesn't look like he's going to win South Carolina. It looks like Biden is roaring back. What's happening there, Bill? You don't have time in this segment for me to do that. You want me to, you want to just hold this over to the next segment? Because I can tell you what's happening, but I can't do it in 42 seconds. Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Yeah, we'll do that then. We've got about 40 seconds. There is something, there is a really interesting dynamic happening in the country. And I think people will want to understand what is in play politically here, because it's really never happened before. Not, never, never. All right, we go back to Bill O'Reilly from Bill O'Reilly.com and get his look at Bernie Sanders and the race ahead when we come back.
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Starting point is 01:03:32 Stu DoesAmerica.com. As promised, Bill O'Reilly returns with his look at what's happening with the Democrats and Bernie Sanders. Ready? Yes. Did country socially. Yes. Ed Sullivan, Mary Tyler Moore, Mash. Right.
Starting point is 01:04:02 All right. Everybody watch it. Father, the graduate, whatever was about us. bound us together, a cultural adhesive, tribal country, divided into segments that we pursue our interests with other people, and we buy the handheld machines, by the computers. So we can link up fast with people who have the same narrow agenda or interest that we have. It might be coin collecting. It might be kite flying. It might be the Kansas City Royals baseball team. That has now a Republican Party. I like Ike. Richard Nixon, George W. Bush, and the Democratic
Starting point is 01:05:18 Party. Lyndon Johnson. Now, I say that as a moderate liberal Republicans who believe in fiscal responsibility but want to smoke pot. The Democratic Party, you have more try in the Balkan. the communists, Scratic socialists, and then who used to like Hubert Humphrey wins.
Starting point is 01:06:18 To do my book Killing Crazy Horse. The most vicious Indian tribe ruled. There are hundreds of Indian tribes. Some of them were nice, but they didn't rule.
Starting point is 01:06:34 So within the Democratic Party, there's the vicious communist socialist hate America crew. And they have backed Bernie Sanders. And if you criticize Bernie Sanders, this vicious crew, dubbed the Bernie Bros, will tear your throat out, literally on social media.
Starting point is 01:06:58 Bernie Sanders has inhibited all the other Democratic candidates. They fear him and the Bernie Bros. Which is why they haven't gone after him, as you would have seen previously. Right. So the media, which is part of the tribalism, aggressive liberal agenda, you can find. But they don't, they know that Sanders can't beat Trump because when the election happens, it'll be like the Super Bowl. Then Americans will come together, one of the few times, and participate in voting, just like participating in, watching the game.
Starting point is 01:07:47 All right? The next day, they'll go back to their individual tribes, but for 24 hours, they'll do what they've always done. And they're not going to vote for Bernie Sanders. Because if you think the stock market is bad this week, this isn't even close to what would happen if Bernie Sanders were ever elected president.
Starting point is 01:08:09 The things that you have worked hard for, all of your investments, 401K, college fund, whatever it may, will evaporate before your eyes if the socialists ever take power in this country. Because companies will move out, capital will move out, and it can't be replaced by anything. Bernie Sanders is a dangerous, foolish man. There's your analysis. Okay. So what, let me play this clip from a former Obama advisor and, uh,
Starting point is 01:08:45 Tell me what you think this means. Watch the video. Bernie is moving to go post. This is what people need to remember. The Democratic Party has a party. The party decides its nominee. The public doesn't really desire the nominee. The public gets to vote for President of the United States,
Starting point is 01:09:02 but people who are active in the party who participate in the party, they decide the nominee. Superdelegates are very influential in the party. Also, delegates are very influential. And just because you're a pledged delegate for Bernie Sanders or a pledged delegate for Joe Biden doesn't mean when you get to the convention floor that you'll stay a delegate for Biden or Sanders.
Starting point is 01:09:21 That's a process. And so it is a process to pick the candidate who wants to be the standard bearer for the party to try to win in November. And so Bernie got to understand that process. And it's a real selective and detailed process. In 2008, the Obama campaign from the very beginning focused on the delegate process
Starting point is 01:09:38 because we knew it all was going to come down to the delegates who's committed to you, who wants to be on your team at the end, and do you really feel like they can be elected? So here he is saying that it's not the people that are going to elect the nominee. Forget about the people. It's the delegates. We know this to be true. For the party that says, ah, one person, one vote, they don't believe in that when it comes to their own party.
Starting point is 01:10:02 Are you reading into that he's saying, you know, don't worry about Bernie Sanders. The party is going to eliminate him in the end? Well, I mean, that's what he wants to happen. So he's misleading you in the sense that the voters don't have any power. They do. But Bernie's going to have to get 1,991 delegates if he wants to secure the nomination before the convention in Milwaukee. Is he going to do that? I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:10:39 I think he'll be ahead, but I don't think you'll get the 1,991. maybe if California, which is really, really a crazy place at this point in history, maybe, but if Bernie doesn't go in, the signal is being sent that we're not going to make them the nominee. We, the Democratic Party, the people who really run it, Podesta, Rahm Emanuel, these people, we're not going to give it to him because we know he can't beat Trump. So that's what you just heard. So I saw a story today, and this has happened.
Starting point is 01:11:15 all the time, as far as I know, with special forces, special forces, especially at Fort Bragg, they use the community and they do these war games all the time, whether the community knows about it or not. I'm sure they do. But they do these war games in the community because you're now having to learn guerrilla warfare. The news came out today that at Fort Bragg, they are putting the community on notice that you're going to hear sounds, bombs and everything else, but it's not actual bombs. There's no bullets. There's no live fire. There's nothing. But you're going to see people sometimes dressed as civilians, sometimes military. Just look for the brown armband because that means they're part of this test.
Starting point is 01:12:03 But they're looking to do something, quote, unconventional. And when I saw that, I thought it was interesting that it was unconventional. because I think part of this, at least I hope, is looking into what's going to happen in Milwaukee. They're already threatening. If Bernie doesn't get it, they're going to burn Milwaukee to the ground. And, I mean, are you, do you feel that government is going to prepare differently for maybe this summer than they have before? I think the Bernie bros have the numbers to do anything like happened in 1968. Were you there in Chicago and 68, Bill?
Starting point is 01:12:51 No, I was not there, but I was cognizant of what was happening. Yeah. And I followed it. I know you want to portray me as a very ancient person. No, I didn't mean it that way. I just, I was still in school then. You were in college or high school? Yeah, I was.
Starting point is 01:13:11 In college as a freshman. All right. But anyway, the Bernie, the Bernie brigades don't have enough. They're so on enough people. And I think that the federal government and the state of Wisconsin understand that Bernie doesn't get the nomination, they've got to be on guard. They have to be alert because nuts could do stuff. I don't anticipate that happening.
Starting point is 01:13:37 I don't. I just think that in this day and age, with all of our training for terrorism and the way the authorities now provide security, it would be almost impossible. Might be an isolated incident or two, but I could not imagine that there's going to be a mass demonstration that turns violence. Well, that would be nice. That would be nice.
Starting point is 01:14:02 You always listen to me back, because when have I ever been wrong? Well, I don't know if I have enough. Let me respond the way Bernie Sanders did when it has to do it. math. How long do you have? Bill, let me take it to Super Tuesday. First of all, with all the
Starting point is 01:14:21 scare of coronavirus, do you fear that people will not come out and vote and it could skew the... Okay. How do you see Super Tuesday shaping up? What should we watch for?
Starting point is 01:14:37 Yeah, I think the Sanders will win most of the delegates, but he'll get pounded in the south. I don't think Sanders will take Texas. You know, the problem is Biden is so ridiculous. Biden will win South Carolina, and in a normal campaign, that would reignite him. Yeah. But he's so far detached from reality and not speak.
Starting point is 01:15:02 I felt bad for him. Bill, did you feel like he was, like if you were in his family, you would have saw that and said, Joe, you should just bow out. I mean, it was actual, I felt, sad performance from Joe Biden. Listen, Chip, here's the deal. The fact that he doesn't know what he's saying. It's not that he's making mistakes or stuttering.
Starting point is 01:15:33 He doesn't know. That's not what's happening. Yeah. He does not know what's going to come out of his mouth. It's like Tourette's syndrome without the cursing. Yeah. Yeah. So that's what he's presenting.
Starting point is 01:15:46 And I understand in South Carolina, I haven't been down there this week, but I have people down there. When he goes his little rallies and people show up, he's the same way. He's basically running around the stage going, here's a deal, he's a deal. But he doesn't put together coaching sentences. So I don't see him, all right, mounting a counteroffensive that's going to knock off. Bernie Sanders. What I do see, many Democrats are starting to fear
Starting point is 01:16:20 Sanders. They are listening to the Obama crew. This is all coming out of the Obama crew. Hillary Clinton, a Clinton's too. But they're not nearly as powerful as the Obama crew is. If you get Rahm Emanuel
Starting point is 01:16:36 going on Colbert, this was the big signal to everybody. Colbert is a shit. He does what he's told to do by the Democrats. party. All right? He has Rahm Emanuel sitting there, no tie with his legs. You can't elect Bernie Sanders. Now, he got no ink because nobody watches Colbert, got no publicity. When I saw that, there's no way on earth, Rahm Emanuel, all right? Yeah. Obama's one of Obama's top guys. Wow. Would have ever done that if it had not been discussed. Yeah. All right, Bill O'Reilly from
Starting point is 01:17:19 Bill O'Reilly.com. We'll talk to you next week. We might even want to just check in with you on Wednesday to get your thought on the primaries. Can I just real quick? I'm going to be live on Bill O'Reilly.com, Tuesday night during, right after the polls closed, 9 p.m. Eastern. And on Wednesday, I'm going to put it down. I'm going to check in with you. Okay. But we want everybody, if you want honest coverage, and I mean that, I mean this. If you want honest coverage of a very important election and go to the blaze, go to Bill O'Reilly.com. Thank you very much.
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Starting point is 01:20:18 So we're going to tell you how to prepare and what could possibly be coming our way according to the latest data. Our coronavirus update is coming up next. Welcome to it. It's Friday, America. and we are so glad that you're here. Everything you need every day at this time for the coronavirus. Our coronavirus update, all the numbers, all the stats, all the breaking news in one minute. This is the Glembeck program.
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Starting point is 01:22:33 All right. Let me give you our coronavirus update. These stats are all as of 530 a.m. Central time on Friday. So total confirmed cases now are up 1,311 from 82,585 to 83-896. Total deaths up only 53 to 2867. 57 countries now have confirmed cases that's up from 51. Some people are claiming that it is 60 countries. Another nine countries have suspected cases. 18% of active confirmed cases are now considered serious or critical.
Starting point is 01:23:20 That means requiring hospitalization or ICU. There are 60 confirmed cases in the U.S. That number is static and zero deaths. As of this morning, the website from the CDC is still showing only 445 people have been tested in the U.S. We hope that that is a clerical error. We know that 10,000 tests were sent out to hospitals last week. They were default, they were faulty. They have been shipped back.
Starting point is 01:23:50 The CDC was supposed to have new tests arriving at these hospitals by last night or this morning. CDC reports now that over 40 labs across 22 states now can directly test for the coronavirus, and over 90 regional labs have revisited. or revised test kits, they will have them by early next week. Let me, before I give you any more, let me just give you some news for people like Stu's wife, who is completely freaking out. We're Americans.
Starting point is 01:24:25 We can take it. We've done this very thing before in a much worse scenario in 1918. This two shall pass. You're going to be, you know, I was talking to a nuclear, explosion expert, somebody who studies nuclear war. And when I went to New York City, it was right after 9-11, and I was building my studios there, and I said, okay, so what do we do in case of nuclear? And they said, you know, even if it was like a Soviet missile, the thing that would be
Starting point is 01:24:59 most surprising to most people is that they live. And I said, really? You don't want to be at ground zero? And they're like, no, it's not that hard. It's, you live. The same thing is true in this. Less than, less than 2% of the people that get it. And this is a high number will actually perish.
Starting point is 01:25:26 Now, that's not to dismiss those who will perish. That is of high cost. But most people in society, unless they're ill, have preexisting conditions, et cetera, et cetera, will live. Less than 3% of our food supply is China dependent. Our farms are strong. We can survive this and not have shortages of food. That's not true all over the world. Capitalism abhors deadly epidemics.
Starting point is 01:25:59 That's why you're seeing the stock market. They deprive us of customers and they deprive us of partners and it's disruptive. And capitalism doesn't like something this disruptive. That's what you're seeing. However, it will recover. The only tool that we need to defeat this is capitalism and liberty. Anything that tries to defeat liberty is an enemy of mankind.
Starting point is 01:26:32 And let me give you an example of why liberty is so important. There are two vaccines that are now about to go into human trials. The first vaccine is from the United States. Hmm, you know, that broken health care system. It's about to go into human trials in the United States. Now, there's another one that has just come out from the Israelis. Now, I want to give you the full story on this because I find this amazing. Israeli scientists are reportedly only a few weeks away from having developed the first vaccine to combat the coronavirus, which originated in China, and could have a vaccine available 90 days after that.
Starting point is 01:27:18 This is way ahead of anybody else. Congratulations to McGaul, the Galilee Research Institute on this breakthrough. This is according to the Science and Technology Minister, according to the Jerusalem Post. I am confident there will be further rapid progress enabling us to provide a needed response to the grave global COVID-19 threat. Now, here's what happened. The team of scientists at McGull had been working for years on a vaccine against infectious bronchitis virus or IVV. They said their concept was to develop the technology and not specifically a vaccine for this kind or that kind of virus. the scientific framework for the vaccine is based on a new protein expression vector.
Starting point is 01:28:09 Now, listen to this. I'm only throwing this part in because this is, which forms and secretes a chimeric soluble protein. Stu, do you recognize chimeric? Have you ever heard that word before? I mean, it sounds delicious, but I really don't know. You watch Missing Impossible movies? Yeah, sometimes.
Starting point is 01:28:32 I've got the deadly grammaric virus. It is about to go global. It'll kill everybody. You remember that? It was Crimea. I think was the name of that virus. Anyway, it was just me. Now listen, here's what the scientist said.
Starting point is 01:28:47 Let's call this pure luck. We decided to choose a coronavirus as a model for our system just as proof of concept for our technology. But after scientists sequenced the DNA of the novel coronavirus causing the current worldwide outbreak, Miguel researchers examine it and found that the
Starting point is 01:29:08 poultry coronavirus has high genetic similarities to the human one and that it uses the same infection mechanism, which increases the likelihood of achieving an effective human vaccine in a very short period of time. So they were doing studies on another virus and they were using a coronavirus as the example to see if they could prove their theory. So they're so. They're so far ahead of this. Now, let me give you the downside of this. Watch for, I guarantee you, this will happen. The United States and Israel are the only two countries that will probably come up with the virus. If we have a vaccine for it, it will come from those two countries. America or Israel, guarantee. And because of that,
Starting point is 01:30:02 Watch for people to now say, look at the Jews. Oh, they just happened to have the vaccine. Oh, I'm sure that this came from a bat. And the same will be said if it comes from the United States. Watch for it. One more prediction to watch for. If you're a true global warming alarmist, this is the best thing that could have happened to you. Why? Let me give you this story from England.
Starting point is 01:30:35 Coronavirus has wiped out at least a quarter of China's emissions of damaging greenhouse gases in the last two weeks, scientists have found. Measures to prevent the sharp outbreak have led to a sharp drop in the burning of fossil fuels, a key cause of climate crisis. You watch for the extremists who will say, this is actually good. This is going to help us with a climate crisis. Watch for those things because they're coming. Now, what should you do? First of all, don't panic. Second, sleep.
Starting point is 01:31:11 Dozens of studies now show the number one thing the human body requires for a strong immune system against infections is sleep, especially the three hours of sleep before midnight. That's nine to ten hours per night that they're looking for. But the crucial hours, apparently, are between nine and midnight. eat. The other thing the immune system wants to fight off infections is protein, specifically meat protein and vitamin K. Sorry, impossible burgers don't count. Stay calm.
Starting point is 01:31:45 Stress also leads to the breakdown of the immune system. Prepare for a bug-in scenario. A bug-out scenario is grid falls. Everybody's panicked. Quick, get out of the cities. A bug-in scenario. is the grid stays up, but you stay home. Build a deep pantry.
Starting point is 01:32:06 Ignore the Surgeon General who said no, when asked by Congress of Americans, should buy additional food. We're not going to have a food shortage, but you may not want to go to the grocery store, and grocery stores may be closed if the worst case scenario might happen. Have two weeks of tuna fish and peanut butter
Starting point is 01:32:22 and, you know, noodles, ramen, whatever you have that you can survive on, Three months is ideal, but two weeks everyone should have. Also, toilet paper and things like that. You don't want to have all this food and they'll, oh, crap, literally. Get some toilet paper. Subscribe. Subscribe to the Blaze, Netflix, Prime Video, Disney Plus.
Starting point is 01:32:49 Plan on some me time. Lots of me time, possibly. Don't eat bats. Don't eat lizards. Don't eat Pangolin bats. dogs, rats, or bats, don't eat them. Pretty much, that's all you need to know on preparation. COVID-19, the oral swab test, now according to a peer review study published in the publication
Starting point is 01:33:12 radiology based on 1092 patients in China, chest CT significantly more accurate in accurately diagnosing COVID-19 than the oral swab. They found that the oral swab test now have a 30% false. negative rate. 30%. That means the patients didn't show positive for SARS COVID-2
Starting point is 01:33:35 via oral swab, but were diagnosed via a CT scan and later a blood test. The oral swab test makes up the bulk of global testing techniques to date since they can be done
Starting point is 01:33:48 locally. Blood tests are more accurate, but require blood tests being sent out to labs. CT scans are the most accurate, but they're also expensive. CT scans require the onset of significant symptoms before they are useful. So the net net is that up to 30% of the people who are tested via an oral swab during the pre-symptomatic period may in fact be infected, but the test would show negative.
Starting point is 01:34:14 The primary U.S. testing kits set to hospitals are oral swab tests. No data yet on whether the U.S. test kits will have the same false negative rates as the Chinese produced test kits. The global financial markets, let's probably end it there. They have shed over $10 trillion in market cap in four trading days. That includes the $3.4 trillion in U.S. stocks, $3 trillion in Chinese stocks. Over 40% of U.S. stock equity gains since Trump was elected has now disappeared. The three years of gains, 40%. And now with today's, it's closer to 50 because we're almost a thousand.
Starting point is 01:34:55 thousand points down have disappeared in just this week. Oil and natural gas also suffering. Oil has lost 10% in February. Bitcoin has lost over 14% in February. Gold is up 10%. Silver is up almost 10% at 8.7. The N95 surgical mask are up nearly 2300% on eBay. December 1st, the N95.
Starting point is 01:35:25 masks sold for a dollar each. The average winning bid on eBay per mask is now $22.88. In Austria, the N95 masks are selling for as much as 250 euros. By the way, look for P100 rated masks instead. Those are higher rated and probably not sold out yet. 14% of the recovered patients in China are now later testing positive for COVID-19. 14% of the people who recovered and discharged from hospitals are getting it again. Yesterday, we found out that that death rate may be as high as 30%.
Starting point is 01:36:07 Japan confirms China's earlier findings that recovered patients can become reinfected. And for the first time since the Islamic Revolution in 1979, Iran has canceled public prayers. mosques in Tehran, other cities are handing out surgical masks. Saudi Arabia has banned all pilgrims travel to the holiest of holy sites in Islam. Mecca now off limits. Pope has ordered that holy water founts be drained in Italy. Sacrament wafers will be handed to worshippers rather than placed on the tongues by priest. And the Mormon Church has said, missionaries, no longer should you shake hands when you meet people.
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Starting point is 01:38:05 www.mLS Consumer Access.org. 10 seconds, station ID. So I welcome you to the show. It is Friday. I'm going up to C.S. pack this weekend where I'm going to be I'm going to be speaking I'm giving the the wake up call tomorrow morning I'm one of the first speakers and I'm taking that literally and I'm going to be giving a speech that I've never seen anybody do what I think I'm going to do in in my speech
Starting point is 01:38:53 but I think the time has come for it a wake up call tomorrow at CPAC if you have to be there or I think it's probably on C-SPAN or whatever. And I think I'm speaking sometime in the 7 o'clock hour. I don't know, 715, 7.30, something like that. Stu has already been there. You've been to CPAC itself, Stu? Yeah, I haven't been to the actual thing that we've been to the other events kind of surrounding it.
Starting point is 01:39:19 I'm going over there today for the day. Yesterday we had a lot of interview tapings and stuff. Yeah, who do you have on tonight? Today, Michael Knowles is going to be with us. who was always great. Jesse Kelly is going to be with us as well. I'm talking to Andy No, which I think we're going to do. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:39:37 We're probably go probably next week is when that one's going to air. We had Betty Johnson on yesterday. It was a lot of really good stuff yesterday. And I think, you know, you kind of look at CPAC, and you do see the energy is big. I hear that every time people come to CPAC, and it seems to be increasing the last few years. But the energy is there.
Starting point is 01:40:00 And I can see why people would think you almost need a Sanders to run if you're a Democrat and you want the Democrats to win because he seems to be the only candidate on that side that has similar energy. Yeah, if you get somebody like Joe Biden, there's no passion there. Bernie Sanders has a lot of passion. They will get people, I mean, they'll take him by gunpoint, I think, and just every rouse, rouse, everyone to the booth. I think the Sanders people will get, you know, we'll get people to show up. I don't, I don't think anybody else, no other candidate has that kind of passion because the people who vote for Donald Trump, they are squarely in his corner. Yeah. And I know, I know you talked to O'Reilly last hour and you asked him, do you think this is going to affect the vote when we're talking about coronavirus? And he said, no. And I think at this point, he's totally right. I don't think it's going to be much of a difference this weekend or Super Tuesday. day. But if this thing gets down the road and really worsens in a way where people are
Starting point is 01:41:01 afraid to go out to mass events like this, you're going to see probably older voters be more likely to stay home. And that's going to favor Bernie Sanders. That's something that he would be able to take advantage of. And, you know, no one wants to, you know, I don't think anyone ever wants to win an election that way. But maybe as a socialist, you probably don't care all that much. But we haven't seen any drop off in sporting event attendance yet. We haven't seen anything notable on that front. People haven't started changing their lives for this yet.
Starting point is 01:41:36 But if that does start happening, the polls are going to be one of those places that people think, man, I don't know. We're all going to do a little booth. We're all touching the same stuff, the same buttons and screens. And I don't know that they're going to want to do that. And if the economy is affected, that also will hurt Donald Trump and the chances. we just we gotta say our prayers. All right, Bill O'Reilly,
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Starting point is 01:43:30 We're very glad that you're here today. Thank you for listening to us. Stu is up in Washington, D.C., where, I mean, you know, if there's one city that really understands capitalism and how to make markets work, I would say it's Washington, D.C., wouldn't you? I mean, oh, absolutely. Yeah, the only city in America that's actually run by Congress. So you know there's no corruption. You know, they don't ever have a crack smoking mayor. mayor. And when they want to put in, you know, services for the people, they make all the right
Starting point is 01:44:06 decisions, right? Oh, they always do. Yes. And it's all just free competition, capitalism at work here in Washington, D.C. No cronyism. There's, you know, because I'm sick of that cronyism stuff, right? And so here's the most Democratic city I think you could find run by Democrats and Congress. and what have they done what are they done lately? Well, this is one of those cities that has all of the scooters everywhere. The motor, you know, like the electric scooters. And, you know, a lot of people would know some of the names like, you know, lime and, you know, bolt and razor and bird. And there's a million different ones.
Starting point is 01:44:51 And you can't, we were here, you know, a few weeks ago and they're just, you know, they're all over the place. I mean, they are all over the city. If you want to take a scooter to go from one place to another, it's very easy to do. And it's a good thing in the different competition. There's a lot. It's a big walking city. I mean, the mall itself, which if you've never been, the mall is not like the shopping mall, which I thought it was when I was 18 years old.
Starting point is 01:45:15 I can tell that story real quick. Let me just tell you that story real quick. I'm 18 years old. I'm going. I've lived in Seattle my whole life. I've never seen a city with a beltway. in it. I've never been out of Washington State except on vacation when I was like six. And so I go to the East Coast. I go to Washington, D.C. I'm only there for like 24 hours, all right.
Starting point is 01:45:39 But I come on the day of the biggest snowstorm in like 10 years. So everything is shut down. So I'm in this job on interview and I'm trapped at the job interview. I'm not kidding. Trapped at the job interview. and they look at me like eight hours after sitting in the lobby and they're like, hey, you can go on the air, right? And I'm like, what?
Starting point is 01:46:00 They're like, yeah, none of our, none of our hosts can come. Can you just go on the air? And I'm like, uh, yeah,
Starting point is 01:46:08 I guess. So I have no idea what I'm even talking about. I'm there, you know, doing closings and live stuff. I'm 18 years old. I've never been in. I don't,
Starting point is 01:46:18 I know nothing. I'm on the air. They, finally get the station back to, you know, normal operating. And so I'd been there for three days. I smell like junk. It's just me and another guy. And so the program director, after they opened the road, said, well, you can't leave without seeing at least the mall.
Starting point is 01:46:39 And I'm like, I'm seeing it myself, dude, I've been to a mall before, maybe see the monuments. What the hell is wrong with you? And I get down to the mall. And he's like, here it is. and I'm seeing the monuments. And I'm like, oh, man, is America not the greatest place in the world? We've built a mall underneath the monuments.
Starting point is 01:47:00 What a moron. Anyway. You didn't say any of this out loud, though? I didn't say any of this out loud. Thank God. Well, let me just say this. I could have it on the air. Yeah, what?
Starting point is 01:47:11 You're lucky to give an update about the mall on the air. Yeah, well, something like that did happen later, but I don't need to go into it right now. Anyway, so the school. in the mall. It's a good idea to have them in Washington because it's a long way to walk. Yeah, you look like an idiot on them, but they are pretty convenient. Yeah. And it lets you get around and you have to basically, you know, have to be signed up to a bunch of, you have to be signed up to a bunch of different apps, honestly, because there's so many different companies trying to do this.
Starting point is 01:47:41 Everybody's going for market share. Everybody has venture capital on this. They have plenty of money behind it. So there's all these companies that come up and they go for permits. Now, of course, you have to have permits, right? So, the DC, you know, they go through the whole process and they give a permit to jump, lift, skip, and spin. Those four get the permits. But the four companies that don't get the permits are bird, lime, bolt, and razor. Now, no one can seemingly figure out why on earth those companies didn't get the permits
Starting point is 01:48:12 and the others did. They found out announcing they had a 198 point scoring system. You know, this is not bureaucracy at all. 198 point scoring system and decided to just limit how many they were going to give away. So bird, lime, which are two of the biggest ones, Bird and Lime, and then Bolt and Razor did not get their permits. So now they have to, they've had these things on the streets for a long time. They have to all pick them up and get them all off the streets by April 1st because they no longer have the ability to operate in the city. One of the companies that they gave the permit to, which is Skip.
Starting point is 01:48:51 They've been having this minor issue with a bunch of their scooters catching on fire. But that was not in the scoring system. That was not in the scoring system. Hey, does your scooter catch fire? Not there on the scoring system. Otherwise, we could have not points off, but it's not there. It's not on the forum. Can't help you.
Starting point is 01:49:11 Blame the scoring system. Don't blame us. What you came up with a scoring system? I mean, it really is anti, you know, it's like, instead of just having a real competition where, you know, it's not, this venture capital doesn't last forever. These companies go out of business and they will and the best, you know, whoever has the best stuff will sort itself out. But instead of that, they've decided to block half of the competition out of the process,
Starting point is 01:49:36 which will, of course, hurt the people who, uh, who are riding on the scooters. Can you stop for a second? Could you give this last part after the, could you please give me the Bernie Sanders theme? I have a new Bernie Sanders theme. I think this is important as you tell the story. Just there you're a turn up. a little bit more, please soon. All right, go ahead.
Starting point is 01:49:53 Go ahead. Now, tell us about how this new capitalist system works there in Washington, D.C. Very badly. Capitalism is terrible, and it's hurting people, and it's catching riders on fire. Super Tuesday. Now we'll know that. Super Tuesday going to be extra, extra super this year. Comrade Sanders comes into office very soon with guns in bullets, and I guarantee his guns,
Starting point is 01:50:20 his guns will have a capacity of more than seven rounds. Congratulations, America. Now let's get these stupid scooters off of our streets of this great democracy. All right. Stop. All right. Let's see. Is there anything else?
Starting point is 01:50:40 Huh? You like that? The catchy theme. Yeah. Well, I got them for all the Canada's now. Would you like to hear them? Can I give the, give me the mini-mic. This is the Mike Bloomberg theme.
Starting point is 01:50:49 That's nice. So I know you have anything for Mini Mike. Can you give me the Elizabeth Warren theme, please? Elizabeth Warren campaign theme. By the way, I do not. While it still has value.
Starting point is 01:51:13 Yeah, she cannot play this at any of her, you know, ceremonial gatherings because this original music and I'm not going to license it to her. And one more. And I thought this was a pro. We really,
Starting point is 01:51:28 struggled thinking, you know, what is the, what should the Pete Buttigieg theme sound like? I mean, if you were describing to a composer and he said, Glenn, what does Pete Buttigieg, what does his theme sound like? How would you, how would you, how would you, what would you where would you have that composer starts to? Um, by ignoring your email. Right. It's probably, no, here's, here's what I told him. I said, look, he's a white guy, not popular with the black community. I think we have to hippen him up. And, you know, if I'm working on his campaign,
Starting point is 01:52:15 I need him to sound really cool in a white sort of way for the black community. And so here's the Pete Buttigieg theme song. It's kind of based on the 70s black exploitation. kind of thing and which I think Pete Buttigieg in the Democratic Party I think that's what they're doing so I thought this was appropriate I mean just think
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Starting point is 01:54:38 it's 800 5778709 or go to genucel.com, G-E-N-U-C-E-L.com. 800-577-8709 or genuCell.com. This is the Glymbach program. Well, it's Friday. I've got to get a bunch of stuff off my desk that I've been holding off. So I think we just look at the stuff that, you know, maybe didn't rise to the level of, you know, let's say like the coronavirus update. for instance, there is this. A medical official has been asked by a reporter in China,
Starting point is 01:55:26 and they have given the answer, do farts spread the coronavirus? The answer is not normally. Now, imagine being the reporter who wants to be taken seriously. It's like, yeah, I know. taking hands. I got a question, please. Yes, all the cameras nationwide are on you. Do farts spread the coronavirus?
Starting point is 01:55:56 And then the doctor, not just laughing and dismissing you, go, well, actually, that's a good question. Really? Because I was joking. I really? A good question. Not normally. They do not normally constitute another transition route of COVID-19. unless someone is, and I'm quoting, take a rather close sniff of gas from a patient. So I don't know who that might be, you know, except maybe doctors doing surgery on somebody's butt. You know, I got to believe they're kind of in the firing line, if you will. But I'm glad someone asked that all important question.
Starting point is 01:56:43 Another one that didn't make it up to the list today is the question from Pace magazine, which is, who is Mike Bloomberg's comedy writer? Apparently, Mike has hired someone to write comedy for him. And now people want to know because a lot of people are swearing, he'll never work again. Well, you don't even have to know that. Just read his material. if this is what he's writing, you're right. He'll never work again. Facebook employee reportedly had to dry, blow dry Mark Zuckerberg's armpits before he gave speeches. Apparently, Mark, in the category of too much information, is a heavy sweater.
Starting point is 01:57:34 He sweats a lot, especially when he's anxious. members of Facebook's communication team reportedly had to blow dry his armpits before giving big speeches to get rid of any of his sweat. Is that possibly true? Do you think this isn't actually... I've read that headline a couple of times
Starting point is 01:57:59 and didn't really want to go too much deeper, but it doesn't feel like it's a true story, does it? It's coming from Stephen Levy, who is from Wired Magazine in a new book of his. I mean, I would, I mean, you know, there's a lot of bad jobs. There's a lot of bad jobs. But if you went to school for communications and you find yourself plugging in the blow dryer behind stage and you're like, okay, Mark, lift up your arms, you spent way too much money on schooling, way too much money.
Starting point is 01:58:29 And you might be praying for, could somebody cough on me? I hear that coronavirus might be more pleasant than this. pursued by deputies a a woman running from sheriff deputies she
Starting point is 01:58:51 ran into a front door and her father was there and her father said no you you can search the trailer you could search everywhere look in the bedrooms look everywhere she's not here they didn't see any sign
Starting point is 01:59:08 of her they didn't know how she, you know, how she just disappeared until they heard a little bit of a whimpering, coming from behind the door of his gun safe. He apparently, she apparently had got into the safe and locked herself in accidentally. I don't know how you would do that, but accidentally locks herself into the safe. they had dad open up the safe for her. She was relieved that the police were there so they could call an ambulance. Here's the latest from New York City.
Starting point is 01:59:50 Apparently, you know, the plastic bag thing. You know, you're not supposed to have plastic bags. So now New York City is saying you've got to get creative, but you still have to pick up your dog poop. So we're being told by one government agency that our dogs can get sick, the coronavirus, that it can be passed in feces, even farts, I hear, and don't touch it. But New York is saying you can't use a plastic bag, but you're still going to have to pick it up. Don't you love New York? You're listening to...

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