The Glenn Beck Program - Insanity Verses Reality | Guests: Bill O'Reilly & Nick Di Paolo | 6/28/19

Episode Date: June 28, 2019

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What are they actually for? I don't think a lot. I don't think a lot. But apparently, in another way, the average Democrat doesn't think a lot either. This is the Glenback program. All right, I want to talk to you about X chair. Great, great chair. Sitting in one now.

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Who, creepy. Whoa. You're going to harness love for political purposes. And I'll meet you on that field, sir. Oh, my gosh. And love will win. You, her against Donald Trump. this and I thought Hillary Clinton was the worst candidate ever

I think choosing Marianne Williamson to harness love and meet Donald Trump on the field of love so good at least she's interesting though or Hillary is she because I think Marianne Williamson's a better candidate than Hillary because at least I mean Marianne Williamson led the entire field in Google search results last night.

I bet she did. Who the hell is this lady? I mean, there was a lot of that. But at least you're interested. Right. Yeah. I mean, she is interesting. She is great,

she's great comic relief. You know what I mean? Like when you have a field of all Marx brothers, you need Zepo, who really isn't, okay? Here you have all of these socialist and then you've got this.

one sticking out going, I'm going to harness love. It makes for an interesting show. Have you ever heard someone so consistently in a debate come out against plans? She just kept saying you don't win elections based on plans. You guys just go into Washington and all you do is you have your plans. Well, what are you going to improv the thing? What are you doing? I would like to, I'd like to know what your plan is. Now, maybe she's going on. off of the playbook of hope and change where we kept asking, but how? Yeah. What's your plan?

Right. And we never got that. So maybe she's thinking, hey, it worked for Barack Obama. Yeah. And as we now know, the plan,

of course, for Obama was Obamacare, which we all now know is the apparently the worst thing that has ever happened to the country. But you know what would be better? They never say it like that. Wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, you know what would be better? What? Is if we had everybody into like a VA kind of situation. Oh, Oh, yes, because that's exactly what they're asking for. I'm telling you, the soldiers love the VA. Oh, they sure do.

Yeah, there's so many people standing in line for Medicare. The soldiers that are in the hospitals, killing themselves, just to open up a bed so somebody else can get into it. Because they're like, this is too good. But let's not only implement that, but let's trust the people who just brought us, just brought us the system they said would cure these things that is failing so badly that all of them are running against it, including the guy who was on the ticket with Obama. I know. You know what?

One of my favorite parts of this whole thing is, is that they're talking about, in fact, I think it was Kamala Harris, who we have to get to, that said, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, you know, you guys are, you guys are saying that it's Medicare for all. Look, I think we got to slow down. I think we have to do this, basically what you was saying, we have to do this in steps, in phases. Oh, yeah.

We'll get there. So they're all saying it. All of them now are saying what we told you they were actually saying back when they were debating this in 2009. This is what they're doing. They're now actually all admitting. Yep. Yep. We're going for national health care like they have in Canada, like they have in Great Britain.

Yeah. And Gillibrand said last night, as you know, she is one of the, I guess, supposedly moderates on this issue and that she's not going to eliminate private insurance. But she said in her speech that this is a step. We have to take steps to get to single payer to get rid of private insurance. We have to take steps. And this is a step to that. This is what we were accusing you of for a decade. And we all got fact checked into fake news oblivion on social networks because of it. And now you're all sitting up there admitting it. Think of poor. poor Joe Wilson, this congressman who is back, if you remember this, he's at the state of the union, Barack Obama's doing this. Yeah. And he says, you lie. That was about illegal immigrants receiving health care through Obamacare. And they acted all so indignant.

Oh my gosh, like we would ever do that. How un-American, we would never do that. I don't know. All of them. They're all saying you have full access to American health care if you come across. the border. Yeah, all of them. Illegally.

Illegally. You come across the border. You stumble onto our land. I need a heart transplant. Boom. Yeah. You have a full right to that medical care for free here in America. Now, let me ask you this to.

If I say, if you come across the border, you get free everything and we can't stop you. And I'm going to decriminalize crossing the border. So it's not a crime Which they all agreed on as well. Right. Not a crime to cross the border. Okay. And you can stay here if you're already here.

No deportation. New or old. No deportations. Can't turn them around at the border. What does it sound like to you? I mean, it sounds like open borders. Sounds like open borders. How would you define open borders?

Well, it wouldn't be a criminal act to cross the border. And then if you were caught in the country, you would not be deported because you'd be basically a citizen. I mean, not quite a citizen, but you would be legally allowed to stay here. You get to all of the benefits. Well, you wouldn't be able to vote and things like that. Oh, no. Not yet. But if you say that now, they'd say, oh, fact check, false. You've been demonetized. And then two years later, they're all be on stage going, yeah,

they should all vote right now. Of course, that's on the way as well. Right. So they're all now saying they finished the debate and they were asked, So you're for open borders. Oh my God. No. Oh, how dare you? Wait. What does an open, how do you define an open border? I'm not for an open border.

How, what part of the definition of open border am I missing? Right. If you run a convenience store and someone accuses you of having, of giving all your stuff away for free. And you say, no, I just let everyone come in. And if they take something, I don't, I don't punish them. and if I see them do it, I won't make them leave the store. They can continue to take the stuff.

And if they hurt themselves, I will make sure that they get to the hospital and my store will pay for their medical care. They say, I'm closed. They break a window. They cut themselves badly. It's really, it's their right for me to pay for that medical care. What are you talking about? What else is there? I mean, because I can understand.

why the Democratic Party does not want to come out and just say we are for open borders right like that is not something that's going to connect in a general election they're going to lose badly if they just admit that but other than just the political sort of like branding like you know it's like someone who releases a very unhealthy cheeseburger saying it's light

right like well we all know it's not light but maybe it makes me feel a little bit better about it because I mean really what is the difference people are coming up to the border you're saying if they come for asylum we have to take them in right So anyone can cross the border that says the word asylum. It's not a crime for them to swim across the river and get in here. Even if they're not claiming asylum.

Even if they're not claiming asylum. If they are caught when they are here, no matter if it's been five minutes or five decades, they get to stay. They will never be deported. Well, now, wait a minute. Why would they get caught or who would catch them? Because they're all for the dismantling of ice. So like what on earth is the policy?

The policy is just open borders. They've described every single element of it. I guess the only thing maybe you could say that's different than open borders is probably the border guards show up to let people through the gates. Like I guess they show up at the gate and they let the little bar goes up for each car. And then I what else? Like it's just I, because if they come up and ask for a border guard for asylum, we are told that they have to be let in and taken care of. And when they're here, it's not criminal.

and they can't be deported unless they commit another separate crime. We don't even have open borders for Americans in America. For instance, I'm from Texas. I carry a gun. I go to New Jersey. I have to obey the laws of New Jersey. Well, that's not the laws in Texas. We don't even have open borders.

They will prosecute me for breaking the law in New Jersey where it isn't a law in another state. I have to live by that state's law and I'm an American citizen With a constitutionally guaranteed right Right. And you can be thrown in prison for these things. Really, I don't know

They really are falling over each other To get further left and that is like If the Democrats don't wake up to this If the Democrats, and this is why the approach that we took during Obama was not right because it's the same approach that the left has taken now on Trump. Everything he says is bad. Everything he says.

Everything he does is bad. He is a criminal. He's going to destroy us, blah, blah, blah. Well, I happen to believe these guys will destroy us because it's Marxism. But we have to find a way to talk to not the people in Washington. talk to the neighbors that we have and and gently talk to them and say, look, I understand Democratic Party.

You voted for Democrats forever. This is not even the Democratic Party of Barack Obama. This is not. And don't buy into this border stuff. Those cages were built by Barack Obama. And in fact, let me play you the audio of Barack Obama. and what he said about the border. We'll do that when we come back.

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Here's Barack Obama. on crossing the border illegally. There's a humanitarian crisis on the border. Some of your critics have said you have to speak out more directly to the people of Central America and say, don't come. If you come, you will be deported. Well, we actually, we've done that. The problem is, is that under current law,

once those kids come across the border, there's a system in which we're supposed to process them, take care of them, until we can send them back. So is your message don't come? Oh, our message absolutely is don't send your children, unaccompanied, on trains or through a bunch of smugglers. That is our direct message to the families in Central America. Do not send your children to the borders. If they do make it, they'll get sent back.

More importantly, they may not make it. So now listen to what he was saying here. He was very careful. So are you saying that don't come? And he was very clear. Absolutely. our message is don't send your children unaccompanied. Okay.

Don't send because if they do make it, they're going to be sent back. Deported. Now, we told you there was a crisis. Stu, can you find for next week the audio of me with Obama in office pleading. They're putting people in cages. They're putting these kids. They're separating the kids. I spoke about this ad nauseum.

under Barack Obama. I cannot take the left talking about how he has built these cages and these prisons for these children. No, Barack Obama did it. And you know whose policy started it? Bill Clinton.

Flores. One of the most audacious moments last night was Joe Biden. In the middle of this debate, talking about it, no, it was actually the end of the debate. He's talking in his final statement about how evil the Trump administration is and such. And he says,

you've seen these videos where there are lawyers are out there talking about, you know, not giving soap and toothpaste to illegal immigrants. The video he's talking about is featuring a case that began in the Obama administration, the one he was vice president for, and also the woman who's on camera is a woman that was an Obama-era hire. she worked for the Obama administration. She's defending an Obama administration lawsuit

against the Obama administration back in 2014 or 15. And this guy has the audacity to come out and cite that as an example of how bad the Trump administration is. Because he knows the media will not correct it. And I have not seated anywhere. It's not corrected. You know what? Put that on the list for next week too.

Put that on the list. It's Independence Week next week. And so let's be independent from some of these lies that all of them are telling. I just, I can't take it. If you can't admit the truth, you are going to lose the ability to find the truth, to recognize the truth. We have half of our nation now living in some delusional world. and they are, there's no excuse. There's absolutely no excuse.

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I want to shake everybody's hand who comes through. And so I will be here on 4th of July. Make sure you, if you're looking for something memorable for your kids on 4th of July, come to the museum. It is 12 score and 3 years ago. And really what that is about is, you know, 4 score and 7 years ago. that was, hey, let's go back. Let's go back, you know, 70, 80 years.

And look, what did our founders try to do? They brought forth a nation and said, hey, let's base these on certain principles. And now here we are in this great war. And we have to ask ourselves, can a nation like that based on those principles even survive? Is this an old dusty idea that we never got right? And so we're going to give up trying? Or are we going to rededicate ourselves? to it. That's what 12 score in three years is about. 12 score and three years ago was July

actually 2nd, 1776 when they signed the Declaration of Independence 12 score and three years ago. And they had this idea. And the idea was, all men are created equal. And we've never gotten it right. But I got news for you. That's the toughest mission statement ever. Can you imagine company saying, you know what, we're a company that believes at all times, all men are created equal and endowed with certain rights. Can you imagine a company doing that? They would fail every time. They would never be able to hold that standard, especially in today's atmosphere.

Oh, you said that all people were created equal, but how come they're making more money than this person? How come that person got the raise or that person got the corner office while I sit in the middle of the room? it's impossible, especially in today's atmosphere. But it is a lofty goal. And right now we're tearing ourselves apart on race when we shouldn't be. History is being written today.

So what are we going to do with our freedom today? One of the most poignant parts is, you know, it's broken up and I think in like 10 or 11 different stations. And I think it's station nine says the big, huge post-refer, or a banner up above everything says, our founders didn't do enough to stop slavery. Okay, let's just say you believe that. What does that mean today? How are you going to change history?

Because you can't go back. Well, historians can and they do all the time. But if you're not a historian or an educator at a university, how are you going to affect change in history? Realize that history is being written right. now and that's the only history you can write. 12 score and three years ago. Our museum opens this weekend.

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the individual. All right. We're going back to the Democratic debate, which is nothing about the individual. It's all about the collective. It is. I will say, you know,

one of the big takeaway, and how many times have we said this? I know where you're going. I mean, look, Kamala Harris is dangerous. Dangerous. She is not Hillary Clinton. She was the winner last night. Are any polls saying that?

Yeah, she was overwhelmingly. She was the winner last night by far. She, let's just play the part of Harris taking down Joe Biden. Should we do the shorter version? Because it was a fairly long exchange. There's a shorter version, though. This is Biden and Harris going back and forth on race.

It's personal. And it was actually very, it was hurtful to hear you talk about the reputations of two United States senators who built their reputations and career on the segregation of race in this country. Now listen. And it was not only that, but you also worked with them to oppose busing. And, you know, there was a little girl in California who was part of the second class to integrate her public schools. And she was bused to school every day. And that little girl was me.

I have supported the ERA from the very beginning when I ran. I suppose I have by 30 seconds because I want to bring other people into this. I have supported the ERA from the very beginning. I'm the guy that extended the Voting Rights Act for 25. years. We got to the place where we got 98 out of 98 votes in the United States Senate doing it. I've also argued very strongly that we in fact deal with the notion of denying people access to the ballot box. I agree that everybody wants to say in fact, anyway, my time's up. Yeah. He didn't know where he was going there. And of course, him saying my time's up is just like

the headline here for everybody who doesn't want him to win. My time's up. She did this to him multiple times and she, I mean, she absolutely, not just destroyed him, but honestly blew out the entire field. I don't know that I've ever seen a debate performance in a large field that was better than that. I agree. There's a lot of those, like, when you have the, like, Romney beating Obama in their first debate, I mean, he absolutely destroyed him.

Obviously, you go back, Reagan losing his first debate pretty badly. There's been these blowouts in the one-on-one situations in a field of 10. I mean, I've never seen a performance like that. I think I think Donald Trump dominated. He dominated certainly, yeah. I mean, he dominated the, he ran those rooms, right? Yes, he did. But, you know, she's a very skillful.

She's a prosecutor, right? She's a surgeon. The reason why I said, look at the way she framed this story and Stu picked up on this as well. The way she told that story, she didn't say, you know, I was deeply offended. It was very hurtful because when I was a kid, I was on a bus. No. she knows how to tell a story. She said there was this little girl in California who was the first in her class in second grade to be bust in.

And I was that little girl. That's the way to tell an effective story. She's a storyteller. She's a prosecutor. So dare I say it, she's also an actress. Well, it's true. She can, she can emote. She showed emotion.

She showed anger. she was smart enough, by the way, as well. Glenn, I thought you would have liked this, is that she got so far, she got such a gigantic lead as they, you know, and she was blowing everybody out. It was obvious if you were watching this debate. And about three quarters of the way through, she realized it, right? Like, she knew it.

So when they were doing this one thing where they're like, can you say two words about, you know, whatever? And they all go through it. And, of course, they all say like six paragraphs. She was the only one who stuck to it because she knew she had nothing left to do. There was no upside of her saying another hour for the night. She knows, and this comes from her as a prosecutor, I know when I've won the case.

Anything I say at this point will work against me. You know, if I blow it now, it will work against me. Best thing I can do is just be quiet. And she was. She's really smart. If I were in the Trump administration, I would be going into the president's office today and say, forget Joe Biden. Joe Biden you can win against.

This one, you're going to have to play a different game on the debate stage because you've never faced someone. She's as smart as Ted Cruz, but she's likable and knows how to emote and tell a story. Imagine if Ted Cruz was a robot. Ted Cruz was stiff and he was not likable to a lot of people. she is likable to a lot of people and it will cross over because she seems so likable. Remember, it's usually, who do you want to have a beer with? A lot of people will say Donald Trump.

Sure. But a lot of people will also say her. So she can remember this presidential election is going to be won on the margins. This one is going to be won by two, three percent. possibly if it's a tough candidate. Who is going to eat into more? We know that Donald Trump has been so boxed in by the media and everything else that you either love him or hate him and your decision is probably made up. The only thing that will change that for those independents is if the other person is just a radical, too far, too crazy or unlikable.

Yeah. No, I think it's true. and, you know, there's good things and bad things about her as a candidate in that the good thing for Trump is that she's so left wing. Yeah, she is a radical. She is basically a much better packaging of Bernie Sanders. Yes. And, you know, there's some differences. Probably Elizabeth Warren.

Maybe Elizabeth Warren. Yeah. But she's going so far left. That's good for Trump. It's also bad for America because if she's able, you know, while she is not a perfect candidate, she's made mistakes, she's not perfect, but she's capable of the. spectacular. Like, and that last night, look, as far as a first debate in an 18-month primary, that was a spectacular performance.

If that debate can make any difference, it will for her. And she's capable of those things. She's capable of the viral moments. She's capable of pulling off stuff that no one else on that stage can do. Here's the thing. Hillary Clinton, when she had righteous indignation, you knew that it was staged. You knew that it was planned. Horrible.

Okay? All of these people. only, oh, what's her name? The vice president, Hewlett, Hewlett-Packard. Oh, Fearina. Yeah, Fearina. Only Carly Fiorina was able to dismantle Donald Trump one time. And it's because she spoke as a woman and it felt real. Okay.

She was good at packaging and throwing it right back into his face. Okay, she's the only one that I've seen able to do that. And because she's genuine, she means what she says. And it came across genuine, okay? Didn't make it dent because she got a big bump out of that. She got a big bump out of that. She just couldn't continue it. That's who this woman is.

This woman can fake sincerity. You know, she might be very, very sincere, but she's all, that's her job as a prosecutor. Exactly. To move a jury. So you're looking at a completely different person. If there was one person on the stage that I would be afraid could beat Donald Trump, it might be her. I don't, I mean, I worry about everybody. But I think she's the biggest threat.

And beyond that, she is the, she is not a middle of the road candidate. No. She is the worst package possible, in my opinion. She has a great chance of winning and playing a different game. I haven't seen Donald Trump play a different game, so he might be able to beat it and best it, but I don't know. I'd rather not risk it. And she is truly a radical.

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I can't wait to hear your analysis of what happened the last two nights. I'm curious about the patriotism of Bill O'Reilly, who runs away from the country back to Europe. Back to white Europe. Nazi Europe. I think you're going to Berlin, aren't you? Fourth of July. Yeah. Wow.

I'm not a color kind of guy. I'm hospitable to everyone. I'm not running away. I just need a little alpine air after all of this hot air. Oh, yeah. Ah, said the subpoenas of you and your leader, Hosen. There's a lot of stuff going on. This is an important discussion we're going to have.

All right, good. So let's start with the debate. Come on, come on, come on. I want to hear your opinions. What happened in the last two days? You've got two things going on. You've got the people at home watching. And then you have the corrupt media that's telling you what's happening,

but they're not really telling you the truth. So just keep that in mind. two tracks. So you've got the 20 Democrats. Four or five of them are now in play. The other 15 are eliminated. The ones are still in play are Joe Biden, Mayor Pete, Senator Harris, and Senator Warren. Bernie Sanders is in the pack, but he's cooked.

I think so, too. He does not look like a serious. consideration. No, he isn't a serious player now. Yeah. He'll stay. He's got nothing else to do. Remember, Bernie Sanders has been a Senate for decades. Yeah. And passed one bill, a renaming of the post office in his state. That's it. Never did anything in the Senate. Um, so he's, he's done. So get those four, get those four people. But Biden is still a guy. who the money Democrats are going to go for, even though the media does not like him.

But last night, Kamala Harris put herself in the number two spot. I agree. So it's going to be Biden Harris. Okay? And they're going to have to make friends, but they will. It'll be a little drama. But that's, I think, going to be the ticket.

Biden Harris. Yes. I think there's a chance that Harris, if she continues to perform as well as she did last night, and Biden, Biden was okay in the first half hour, but when she came directly after he was, he looked like a deer in the headlights. And he was positioned as your time has passed. I disagree with the deer in the headlights because deer can jump and Joe can. I mean, he's not getting over the pen. Okay, you're right. You're right.

Yeah, so maybe a turtle in the headlight. Right. Joe is just discombobulated. He had to know Harris was going to do that. It wasn't ready. I was a country for the last three weeks doing that. Hang on just a second. Stu, I'm Kamala Harris, and I say to you,

and I was that little girl on that bus. Shame on you. Look, how do you answer? I was in the Senate for a long time. I can go through all the things that I led. But, you know, what I opposed was not busing. What I opposed was that specific policy in the way it was implemented. And you know who else opposed it?

Were the voters of my state who were black. Black voters in Delaware opposed that busing bill. So you can go back and do revisionist history all you want. And that's what, of course, Harris was trying to do there. Right. And she did it effectively. But he was not prepared for it. How was he not prepared for that bill?

No, but you guys are missing the big point. Harris wasn't trying to revise history. Harris doesn't know history. Right? Yes. She doesn't, she doesn't, she doesn't know it. What she's trying to do is what all the left-wing politicians do, identity politics. And she was trying to shame Biden because Kamala Harris, as we all know, is very virtuous.

Virtuous. They're going to run on the virtuous ticket. okay it's like we democrats are very humane we don't want to see anybody suffer one of my favorite Harris lines last night was

we have to figure out how to put food on your table you know what lady I'll put food on my own table I don't want you coming unless you're delivering a pizza or something to me I don't want you putting food on my table but this is the theme

that these virtuous Mother Teresa type politicians, or St. Francis of Assisi, if you're a male. All right. These virtuous politicians are going to make everything all right. Everything that you need. You, the American citizen, everything. All right, you need your driveway shovel in a winter.

Hey, don't worry about it. We're going to come and get it. And even if you're homeless will shovel any driveway you want. Just point to one. Okay. So you're talking about Mother Teresa and a lot of people might think that you're, you know, you're being hyperbolic about this. But may I just play, may I just play Marianne Williamson's harnessing of love clip?

Listen to this. Yes. I'm going to harness love for political purposes. I will meet you on that field and, sir, love will win. You know what? I thought Tony Teneal was right. running. Love will keep us together. I do. I do. And about three others. I thought the captain and Tineo were up there. Right. Mayor Pete was the captain.

Right. I have to tell you, that was bizarre. It was like an alien landed. Oh, that wasn't bizarre. No, it wasn't. Next, they're going to have a fortune teller. Okay. Yeah, a little gypsy woman. Oh my gosh. Why is a fortune teller have to be a gypsy? Oh, my gosh. Because gypsies are very talented in that area. What's the matter with you? What? I mean.

So, but let's get back to the serious theme. If Americans buy this, all right, then we are a country in crisis. So that's what I mean when I say in my beginning remarks. There's two prongs here. The media prong, which desperately wants either Harris or the senator from Massachusetts. Massachusetts Warren. That's who the media wants. One or the other of those ladies. The folks, the Democrats, they're not real sure about this kind of radicalism. So they'd probably go back to the old reliable Joe Biden if he can stay awake long enough to be inaugurated.

He really looked old last night. Towards the end, especially. Yeah, I don't think he... I like to spray tan. You know, I thought... Trump spray tan is orange. At least Biden's looked, you know, models. I, uh, I, I'm watching Biden last night. And, you know, I've never thought of him.

I mean, you know, when you think about him, you know he's old and everything else. But I've never felt like he was like, you know, right. But in that field last night, he looked ancient. And so did Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders. Yeah, but it was late. It was laid. the debate started at nine.

Yeah, I know, but... Okay, it was late. I think late for those two, maybe four. If you want to be fair, they should have an early bird debate. Yes. Beginning at four. Yeah, there could be the kiddies table and the early bird table.

The early bird debate should be Bernie and Biden. Right. And first they could talk about their... The fay and they get what they need and they come back and chat. And then they can, you know, maybe save 15 minutes just for their gastric problems. You know, oh, my... My stomach. Oh, I've got gas like you wouldn't believe.

And they could just do that for 15 minutes at the early bird table. I think Bernie Sanders has never had a moment of happiness in his life. The guy is miserable all the time no matter what is happening. I don't know how the crotchety thing seems to work for his supporters, but I just did not get it. He is the get off. You guys have never seen Bernie. When Ben and Jerry give him a free pint, he's a static. He is the happiest guy.

Really? Really. Yeah. So, Bill, may I ask you this question? What is the definition? You're a word, Smith. What is the definition of open borders? Very good question, Beck.

Very, very good. So this is what I mean when I say that even liberal Democrats watching these debates have got to say, is it really wise public policy to allow every human being in the world into the United States? and then pick up all their health care and all their education and give them food on the table. Is that really wise public policy in a nation that has a $22 trillion debt? Okay? Now, anyone, anyone would say, you know, I don't think that's really realistic. It may be virtuous.

It may be, you know, that you're going to go to heaven, but it's going to bankrupt the nation. all right, it'll cause civil strife that we have never seen before, all right, and it'll collapse our economy. All of that would happen if you allowed every single human being the option of coming to the United States and having, we, the American working person, pick up their tab. That's essentially what the Democrats, all of them were saying, all of them. So I say, and maybe I'm wrong here, maybe when I'm strolling around the Alps next week, I'll go, geez, we're in trouble. But I don't think most Americans are going to go for that. So all Trump has to do is keep pointing that out and say, is this what you want?

All right, because it's insane. I overuse that word insane. I know I do. But this truly is madness. It's madness. where you have no enforcement on the border, and as soon as they get here, you're picking up every tab they have. I mean, it's impossible, number one, but that's what they want. I know.

They the Democratic Party. And they've succeeded in turning the southern border of the United States into a chaotic mess where people are drowning in the Rio Grande River. Okay, back with more analysis from Bill O'Reilly coming up in just a second. You can get his daily commentary at Bill O'Reilly.com, Bill O'Reilly.com, and grab his new book, The United States. Is it what's it called, Bill? United States, according to Trump? The United States of Trump, how the president really sees America.

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I don't think he has come to grips with the fact that he's going to have to run a really strong campaign to win. even if the Democrats put a far left person opposite him. But assuming it's Biden and Kamala Harris, assuming that's a ticket up against Trump and Pence, Trump's going to have to really run a very strong campaign because the Democrats are going to play up that he's Satan. I mean, you know, he's just Satan. But something subtle like that.

Yeah, something like that. And Trump's going to have to start to act more presidential. In a sense, I said, look, I'm the president. I've used my authority to help you, the American person. Here's what I've done. And look at what they want to do. See, Biden and Harris are never going to be able to get away from the open border stuff, the reparations for slavery stuff, the unfettered abortion stuff.

How can any American of faith vote for the Democratic ticket? how i don't understand how any christian could do it based upon what they want to do with the unborn and then they have the economy where the democrats keep saying well the economy's no good and then every stat in the world says you know well the the economy is good

but they're never the democrats are never going to say the economy's good ever they'll always find somebody who's not doing well and so that the trump's got to get a steer away from the swap there because you'll never get out of it if he starts to engage them on a micro level. And just have a few overarching themes. I'm a successful president. I'm bringing prosperity to you, the American citizen.

And these people want to destroy the country because, as I said, the country would be destroyed with open borders. And I don't see that any Democrats saying, I'm going to moderate the border. I don't want to. They all agree that everybody should be able to come in here. Yeah, but they're saying today, All of them said it shouldn't be criminal.

You shouldn't be deported. You shouldn't be arrested. It's not criminal. Then everything goes away. Correct. You have no right to detain anybody. Correct. So they're saying today, no, how dare you say I'm for open borders?

I'm missing something in the definition of open borders because I think you've, I think you've hit all of those things. Yeah. Well, look, the Democrats are going to say the economy's bad. Is that the truth? Yes. No. No, it's true that they're going to say that.

It's not the truth. Right, but it's not the truth. Yes. Economy's strong in America right now. Democrats are going to say we're not for open borders. Is that the truth? No. It's not.

So what Trump's got to do is just ignore that and just put out his platform. And his platform is, here's what I've done for you, and here's what the Democrats are going to do, which is going to lead to the disqualification. of America as we know it. Look, Kamala Harris was the Attorney General of California, right? Mm-hmm. Is anybody seeing what's happened to San Francisco and Los Angeles? Mm-hmm.

Anybody noticed? Mm-hmm. All right? That's performance-based. That's a performance-based thing. Was one question directed to her? Well, what about your performance as Attorney General? You've got the two major cities in California, an absolute chaos right now.

Are you responsible for that, Ms. Harris? Are your policies of permissiveness responsible for 100,000 people running wild in the streets, shooting up heroin in front of children? Do you bear any responsibility for that, madam? Where was that question? Did you hear that? No. Rachel Maddow's not going to give that question.

Because, well, you know, I thought Rachel Maddow was okay. The others, the only two that were all right were Maddow, who didn't even say anything, and Lester Holt, who's an honest guy. The rest of them, I mean, why are they there? You can get anybody, anybody gets to sit there and ask those kinds of questions. Is anybody here want to confiscate guns? Raise your hand. I got an eight-year-old who can do that.

All right? What you should do in a debate is get a person's position that doesn't quite stack and ask them about it. That's what a debate is. Not who likes cherry vanilla ice cream? Raise your hand. I like it. It's quite delicious. More with Bill O'Reilly here in just a second.

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Bill, I'm going to give you my winners and losers. And then I like to hear yours. Biggest loser, I think is Bernie Sam. Sanders this week, only because there's no new members of the Bernie Sanders fan club. His number is not going to go up. There's nobody that was not for him before. They went, you know, I don't know. That Bernie Sanders might be good.

So I think he's the biggest loser because you're not going to win if you're capped at 18%. The other biggest loser on the other side, somebody who has no ratings points, is Beto. Beto has got to go get a real job now. I mean, he's a two-time loser, and he was given the world by the Democratic Party and the media, and he could do nothing with it. The biggest winner, I think, is Kamala Harris. She's now a contender, a real contender, and I think I agree with you. She's above Elizabeth Warren, but Elizabeth Warren did well as well this weekend, or this week.

Biggest losers and winners, Bill. I don't disagree with any of that. I think that's pretty smart. I think Mayor Pete is articulate, and he comes across as a human being. You know, I screwed up in my town with the police shooting. You know, a lot of politicians that don't say that. I think he helped himself by putting forth a demeanor that Americans like.

that kind of a demeanor. So he's going to be, I wouldn't say a factor, but he... He'll be in it for a while. But here's a... He's a big guy that helps him articulate, sincere. He's setting himself up for making a lot of money and then running again down the road. So let me ask you this, Bill. Two things come to mind.

One, if you can't... If you can't run, what is it? I mean, South Bend. If you can't run South Bend, how can you run the United States of America? The second thing is he's going to have a real problem with his Christian lecturing the entire time telling Christians that they're not Christians. That's going to be great with the media. And if he's smart, he won't believe the media because that would come to haunt him in any kind of general. general. Yeah, I mean, I think the guy is just going through the exercise now to send himself

up, as I said. Clearly, the party wants a woman, minority on a ticket, which is why I thought the Stacey Abrams, is that her name in Georgia, lost a gubernatorial race. I thought she might be considered, but after Harris's performance, Biden's going to have to put her on a ticket, because that shows that Biden is kind of a forgiving kind of guy, and he's woke now, she woke him, all that, you know, that kind of stuff. So, you know, I don't see a lot of drama in the Democratic machine unless Biden continues to decline. And, you know, you've got another debate at the end of July.

It's going to be more the same. It's an ABC debate. you know, they're not going to step inopolis. Okay, so the winnie's an apparatchnik, a Democrat apparitioning. You said on your shows this week at Bill O'Reilly.com, there are four major areas of concern

for the Democratic Party, but they might not even know all of them yet. What are they? The four that the American people are going to be very hesitant to support are the economy's bad, because most people don't believe that. 72% in the latest poll think the economy is good, but these people are up there telling you it's bad. The second one is the open border. I just don't believe that even liberal Americans want that.

The third one is reparations for slavery, which I wrote a column on, and it's unconstitutional. It was a 1969 Supreme Court ruling, 7 to 3, and it said that the federal government cannot pay for historical injustices. And the fourth one is on fettered abortion, which I said will make it very difficult for any person of faith, particularly Christian, to vote for these people who just say, look, you want to use abortion as birth control? You have a perfect right to do that. Because that's what they're, whenever you hear them say, reproductive rights, women's rights,

this is with Jillabrand. Oh, women, women, protecting women, women. And you look at them and you go, okay, um, uh, Women need to be protected in America, but you have another potential human being or human being, depending on how you see it. In play here. I mean, what are they? Kleenex? Is that what that is?

And you're saying, Kirsten Gillibrand, and if you want to use abortion for birth control, you can, and it's fine with you? That's pretty harsh. So those are the four. And if they're not going to ask you. He'll exploit all of them. Let me ask you this. You have the economy, which is denying the truth that your eyes can see and that you know. Open borders, the same thing.

People see what's going on in the border and they see it in their own community and no one's going to want to do that. No matter what they're saying, it is denying the truth that your eyes can see. Reparations is something that nobody is for. abortion again is denying the things that your eyes can see. Healthcare is another one where... That's a Democratic plus. The Republicans better get on it and get on it fast. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You think what they're positioning for of universal health care and shutting down? No, I'm not for a single-payer health care system run by the government because that takes away our freedom and the government will screw it up as they screw up everything. like that. But what I will tell you is that most Americans fear being wiped out if they get an illness or their parents or children get sick. Yes. They fear that. Yes. Because the hospital costs and a drug cost are out of control in this country. And they are. Right. And so unless you have a gold-plated health insurance policy, which you're paying through the nose for, and many, many working Americans cannot afford it, you're going to get hurt if you get sick. And the Democrats

are very good at positioning that issue. And the Republicans stand silent, basically, on it. They don't have anything. That's the strongest democratic issue. And the Republicans, if they want to win and take back the House, better get something up and running. Because right now they don't have anything. How about the end of the free market?

That's a little theoretical, Beck. It's a little theoretical. Well, they are talking about it. You banter around the word socialist and capitalist, and I don't want to be super-silious word of the day for Stu. okay, but most people, they don't know what you're talking about. They don't know because they haven't been to a socialist country. They don't know what the government does.

When you have a guy like Bernie Sanders basically saying, look, I'm going to take 70% of your income away from you. And nobody bats an eyelash on that. Nobody's out. No, you're not. No, you're not Bernie. You're not taking 70% of my income away from me. But that's what Bernie wants to do. Yet that's mainstream democratic politics, mainstream.

So let's go and do this same exercise with the Republicans. What are the four areas of concern? You just said health care is one of them. What are the four areas of concern that the GOP doesn't, maybe isn't even aware of, that are their Achilles here? Another very good question, Becky. You're really on your game. Thank you very much.

So the Republican Party is basically, may I just say, may I just say, learned from a master. Okay. I'm, I'm not you, not you, but I'm master. That's what I thought. Yeah. All right. So the Republican Party is perceived by non-party people, independent people, you know, people who don't really take an interest in politics as being mean, mean, they're mean guys, and white mean guys, okay? White mean guys who want to hurt poor minority people. That's the perception that has been sold by the media. The media sells that perception every hour on the hour. Never mind that most of the media are mean white guys themselves.

Okay. So they've got to somehow break that down. Well, how does the president do that? And I love this. Hang on just a second. I love this guy. But if it is Donald Trump and Mike Pence and Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, they're going to only make that much, much worse.

Yes, it's going to be the virtue twins, Biden and Harris, against the mean white guys, Trump and Pence. So the mean white guys are basically going to stay mean white guys and tell everybody, look, if you vote for the virtuous twins, whole country is going to collapse and you're going to be sorry. But what the Republican Party can do, if they had any kind of strategy or any kind of leadership within the party, which I don't think they have, I don't believe there's one human being in that party.

It's smart enough to be able to go out and market something. It's to say, you know, it is humane, and it is beneficial to minorities to create a strong economy so that there's opportunity for people to prosper. And we're going to take a look at these college loans stuff, and we're going to try to make it easier for people to attend school. We're not going to give it to you, but we're going to try to make it easier. We're going to absolutely try to make health care more affordable because we believe that these are issues that are important to you. What's wrong with that? Nothing.

What's wrong with that? But do you ever hear that coming out of the GOP precincts? No. No. You never hear it. So the mean guys could well beat the virtue twins based on insanity because the virtue twins, and this is important for everybody to remember, that virtue twins and the Democratic Party have no solutions to any problems. None. Their overarches, the government will control the lives of every American citizen.

So if you're saying if the Republicans could frame this as insanity versus humanity, they would win. That's a good. I like that, slogan. But you've got to have a face for it. They've got to find somebody. All right. Maybe Nikki Haskell. Nikki Haskell.

Nikki, what's your name? The UN. The U.N. Ambassador. Haley? Haley. Nikki Haley. I'm sorry.

I should remember that. Nikki Haley. Maybe Nikki Haley. All right. Maybe somebody like that. The Ambassador of Goodness. Okay? That's what I would call.

And it have to be a woman. The Ambassador of Goodness is here for the Republican Party. And this is what we're going to. do to try to help you because a lot of Americans need help. And that's where the Democrats go. They go right into those precincts of people don't have any money, people don't have an education who are struggling. And they say, you know what?

You vote for us. We have a magic wand. We're going to make it all better. And you're going to be living large and dead. Of course, that's not true. And it never happened. But that's what they sell. So the GOP needs an ambassador of goodness.

Somebody come out, go, look, we know times are tough for many Americans. and we're here to help you. But we're not going to destroy the country and make it worse. They will. So, you know, I think Marianne Williamson's going to be available. She could harness some love. Yeah, pretty fast. All right.

So do you have more than that, or is that just an overall arching kind of really their biggest problem? Well, the Republican Party has to stop being arrogant. All right. So the Democrats should own the arrogance because they are smug. Oh, my God, are they smug? and again, it goes back to the virtue. We're so noble. The Republican point is, you know, the Mitch McConnell's and these people, I mean, they come across as like, you know, it's our way of the highway and now.

They've got to be a little bit more receptive. That's hard for Donald Trump. It's really hard for the president. Yes, it is. That's not one of his strong cards. Right. He's an in-your-face guy, which is why he needs the ambassador of goodness. His daughter could do it, Ivanka.

Yes. She could do it. And I think that he'd be smart to put her front and center out there. She's very articulate, very attractive, very energetic, and he trusts her. Trump only trusts four people on the planet. And I name them in the United States of Trump. And Ivanka is one of them. And so, but this would require, Beck, the Republicans to sit down and strategize and have conversations. They're never going to do that.

They're all out shooting. Target practice. They don't want to have a little discussion. They're out having cocktails. Yeah, I think cocktails. I'm not sure Mitch McConnell is out shooting. Oh, did you ever see him throw a knife? Guys, lethal.

It's good, huh? Okay, Bill, thank you so much. Happy Independence Day. I'll miss you next week, but I'll be back, and I'll fill you in on what's going on in Europe. You got it. Thank you so much. Bill O'Reilly from Bill O'Reilly.com.

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because he breaks all rules in his act, all rules in his act. And he is, well, his new, his new special is called A Breath of Fresh Air. But he walks the line. He walks the line. Nick DePaolo, a very funny comedian next. You're listening to Glenn Bell. I'm Hillary. That's your four-minute buzz. And now here's Glenn and Stu with the last hour of our show. Real estate agents, I trust.com. We have over a thousand agents and another 5,000 that are waiting to be joining our network.

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Comedian. Provocateur. is coming up next. You don't want to miss it. Stand by. Entertainment and enlightenment. So you know how the tight rope walkers that are really, really good,

they don't have a net. And you're like, well, that guy doesn't have a net. This guy is a tightro walk walker that has a candle at the other end of the rope that's burning, that's about an inch under the rope and a guy with a giant, you know, like those supermarket opening scissors at the other end. And he's walking it anyway. We're going to take a journey with Nick Napollo in one minute.

This is the Glenbag program. All right. Let me tell you about our sponsor. It's Car Shield. I've got a couple of old trucks on the farm that, you know, I drive them until the doors fall off because it's a farm truck. I mean, that's what they're for. but you can't open up the hood like my grandfather used to and just like, I got to get one of these and whatever it is. I mean, not like I'm going to do that anyway.

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I've respected him for a very long time. He's a fan of the show. And so I don't think he has an agenda to end my career. and even though I think you're suicidal. You're suicidal. Nick DePaolo is with us. He's a comedian. He has a new comedy special out called A Breath of Fresh Air.

And it will, I mean, it is a breath of fresh air because you're saying things that nobody in their right mind says anymore. Although you will be gasping for air a few times, A, because it's last. out belly laugh comedy, but also because there are times you're like, Nick, what are you doing? You can't even say. What are you saying? Well, that's what you do when Hollywood turned you back on you 20 years ago. You know what do I get to lose at this point? But this is how I always did it. After my second open Mike Glenn, somebody came up to me and this is 1988 and said, you're politically incorrect. You're the, you're the, you're the few. That's where it's going. And I remember the saying of the guy. I think it's going to get a lot worse, but I had no idea we're going to get to this point.

You know, a guy can say he's a girl and a girl. I mean, who saw that coming? Nobody. Nobody saw that. So, and I like how you said about the rope burning. Colin Quinn said, I'm the only guy that burns bridges while I'm standing on him. Which sums it up perfectly. You are, you're somebody, you, you won an Emmy for, nominated twice, working for Chris Rock. Yeah. So I'm not a racist, folks. although the comedy that you're doing right now and you could say the same thing about Chris Rock when he was going after people you could have said the same thing that's the but you the comedy that you're writing now and you're performing is dangerous because it is exactly what everybody says if you're a misogynist you're a racist you're a sex whatever

it is right all the issts you embody all of them in this special. That'll be the next special. Ist. That's all it is. That's all it is. A picture of me and ist. Yeah, we're in weird times.

I don't know how to do it. I don't watch, and maybe this is bad, but I don't watch other comics and I don't watch specials. Yeah. Because I keep hearing, nobody's doing what you're doing.

Yeah, nobody is. So I have to say, what are they doing out there? I'm just speaking from the gut. And then every once in a while, I'll catch a glimpse of a stand, you know, I'll go to the comedy seller.

where I developed this. That's the other thing. I developed this act, you know, on the campus of NYU. You know, the comedy seller is on the campus of NYU. Right. So I upset a lot of people. And how do you, are you still performing there from time of time of time? I moved to, this is when I knew I was, I moved to Georgia a couple months ago.

You moved to Georgia? I was living, well, I was living Westchester. I was living four miles from Hillary Clinton's house. Oh my gosh. And everybody up there. That is as blue as it gets, Westchester County, New York. And I'd be in a dentist waiting room and I'd hear people bad-mouthing Trump and stuff. And then I started getting paranoid.

You know, if somebody at the grocery store was taking too long to help me, I go, they must have saw my special. They hate me. Or my dentist doesn't call me back. I go, this guy's a lib. I was getting nuts. My wife's like, calm down, will you? And I said, let's get out of here. Right.

And it was actually affecting me, you know. Oh, I know. The cable guy wouldn't get back to us or whatever. You know, every day ago, I swear to God, they hate my policy. They know who I am up there a little bit. I was in New York for years. Right. So I picked up and, you know, moved to a nice purple state, Georgia.

That's why you're in Texas right now. Yeah, I know. That's why you're in Texas right now. Because, I mean, part of it was Glenn walking down the street and people throwing things at him every five minutes. And then you come to Texas and at least, at least they're not throwing things at you every five seconds. Well, they're throwing things at me because, you know, for real of it. reasons. You're really famous. I couldn't deal with what you. I mean, I'm still under the radar. Oh, it's, I wear it as a badge of courage that Facebook has taken down my ads now.

You should. And I wears a badge of courage that they finally, I would be get insulted. I'd be saying, hey, why is Stephen Crowder getting in trouble? You know, I did think that watching your comedy special. I did think, Stephen Crowder, that's nothing compared to this. Yeah, or whoever, Owen Benjamin, and my Guinness, I'm like, well, I've been spewing this stuff for 30 years. Am I that bad, a marketer? I can't even, I took it as insult. They're like, this guy's not even worth the time. He's so stuck in 1968 or whatever.

And but people, and you know what, Glenn, here's the thing. When I do racial, it's racial, it's racial. It's racial stuff. And this is the truth. I've been doing this 30 years. I've had maybe four black people get upset with me, as opposed to the 750,000 young, white kids.

Yes. You know what I mean? Yes. Black people come up and go, we love your honesty. Me and Patrice O'Neill went on that show tough crowd. We sort of opened, we got away with murder on that show. And people come up to me, black people in the streets and I love what you and Patrice do.

And because it's just honesty, you know. And it's comedy. And it's, I was going to say, you've got to be entertaining. You don't want to get preachy. I don't want to turn into Janine Grafalo and you fall off the, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Who I like. Actually, people don't believe I love it.

I'm a friend of Janine's, but you've got to be entertaining. Do you still have friends? Because comedy, the comedians have become worthless. They're really worthless. That's what I heard. Spinless and worthless. They really are. You got to tell me Gallagher is worthless?

This guy, he's doing edgy stuff. He was breaking watermelons. They're all like that now if they're not preachers. Yeah. You know, everything is. I mean, they're going for applause. They're going for those lines that they're. and, you know, I call it claptor.

They're just going for claptor. Clappter. You know? Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Well, it's like watching a debate every time. They just spill out these platitudes. Everybody should have new shoes.

It's, yeah, I just do what I do. And, yeah, but like we're bringing up Louis, like, you know, he can't even go back to the comedy cell. On nights that he pops in, there's women, female comics who say, I don't want to work there. they're Wednesday night. So they don't know what they're doing for a living, number one. That's the definition of a hack. You're a comic. I love that what I do for a living is at ground zero of this First Amendment thing right now.

It's not musicians. It's comics. Oh, yeah, it is. You know? And I love that. I really think that you are the closest thing that we have to a Lenny Bruce today. Because we are now the underground. We're the counterculture.

Yes, we are. And Lenny Bruce was intentionally pushing every button he could to show people, wake up. What the hell is happening? Right. Wake up. Right. And I watch your special. And if you are intelligent, you know that's exactly what you're doing.

Because I see you. And you say stuff that's really, really funny and really over the line. And you know it's, you wrote it for that. You know what I mean? Well, I write on stage, so I don't sit down with a notebook anymore when you're doing your first start out. Then you go, this is work. I don't think of something off my head. I'll record it and listen to it.

You know me? And that's how, seriously, that's the best way to write, in my opinion. So it comes from my gut on stage, as opposed to when you sit down and you're actually intentionally trying to be provocative. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it comes from the gut. Right.

But, yeah, this stuff that I watched, I was like, eh. But yeah, right. you are turning it up for comedic sense. And to get some attention. Seriously, as a 57-year-old white guy in the comedy world, you've got to scream louder than everybody. I'm so sick of here. I laugh when I hear female comedians, gay comedians,

black comedians, talking about how politically correct and how comedy's ruined. Political correctness was created to shut up guys like me. There's no black comic who got in trouble for making fun of white people or gay comic making fun of straight people. They don't get in trouble for that. It was created. It came about to shut guys like me up.

And I'm not going to shut up. I need the money. I got a dog with cataracts. My wife has a cold problem. I mean, I got to work. All right. We're going to take a quick break. We'll come back.

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I'm taking that as an insult too. Take my money, please. Right. It's amazing. Facebook is pulling down my ads. They'll leave it up for like a day or whatever. But no, not to the point like they went out to crowd or whatever. Yeah.

I'm sure that's kind of. I was talking about that. I have a show to a streaming live show Monday through Thursday, 11 a.m. Eastern to noon time. And I was talking about that last week. Everybody's talking about the 2020 election worried about outside interference with Russia and China, which is not the problem. It's Google.

Google and Facebook. Yeah. I mean, they worked with China to censor people. Right. So, and look what they tried to do to Trump, whether you believe it or not, you know, I believe in the deep state silent coup. Look what they try. So what are they going to do this time?

If they were capable doing that, you don't think we have evidence, don't we? What was the doctor's name at Harvard? Epstein? You should talk to this guy. I did. He's my ear doctor. he is he's done a study now he's a Clinton supporter he was a Clinton supporter he did a study in the 2016 election on Google and Facebook and wanted to see if they were you know rigging the election

and he said they were they were he's I just talked to him the other day he said it is far worse he said we have got to get a handle on Google and Facebook because they will flip this election They have already said it. James O'Keefe went on the Project Veritas. You get that woman. She's involved in the algorithm. Right. And she's out there just saying it.

They're saying it. We're not going to let a Trump mistake happen again. And then you put on CNN or whatever MSNNN, and they're talking about China, Russia. We've got to be, you know, we spent a couple hundred grand on Facebook ads. Ooh. Right. It's cool. They control all the information.

I mean, that's the big worry. Yeah. What is going on? I know. And how do we, how do we, violence? Violence. I'm almost half kidding. That's where we are, Glenn.

Here's my analogy. It's like, I don't know if you're a hockey fan. Bobby, you are, had like 23 knee operations. This is where we are now. This is my analogy. He has no more cartilage. It's bone on bone. There's no more middle.

Right. We're either going to balkanize or go to war. And all as I know is I'm on the side with all the guns. Right. But don't you think, we're getting close? Yeah, I do. I do. Unfortunately, I don't, I mean, I, I wonder if it is to the point to where it's almost inevitable, because I think people, you know, CNN is doing this special this weekend on, on the rapid rise of the clan and white supremacists. And I'm like,

what are you talking about? There's 11 of them left. I know. They work at a Sonoco station in Arizona. You can round them up in a minute. And I have to assume they're all still Democrats if they're in the clan. If they're in the clan. Exactly. Yeah. So it's it's absolutely crazy what they're doing. And they're looking for what is causing this.

Of course, Donald Trump is causing this. Or is it possible that a group of people that get on television and radio and and in the universities who are talking about toxic white people might be furthering regular normal people to go, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. That's exactly right. I mean, they are pushing people into radical positions because when you're backed into a corner and all of the power is saying you're toxic, you're bad, there's nothing good to you, and we're going to punish you, you look for anybody that is going to stand with you.

Now, I wouldn't stand with the clan and I don't, well, your lobby says otherwise. I walked in there. I go, whoa, I'm not going to follow these guys? This is going to make my special look sad. He's referring to the museum that we have in the atrium where there is a clan rally around a tree. You have to have it in context here. Yes, absolutely. But this is I could see a potential tweet on the way of it.

But go back to Nick, something you said earlier. Because, I mean, it does feel like that, right? feels like everybody's at each other's throats all the time. But as you said, you've been doing this stuff. It's offensive. And you've had what? You said four black people in the entire time that you've ever been out there that have had a problem with you.

Generally speaking, when you go out and you're like, I don't think it's real. I think you talk to. No, you're right. You know, you talk to regular people and they're not like that. I just moved to Savannah, okay? And it's so much. And I'll probably, I tell people, it's like 1958, but not racially. It's, I noticed like older black people and white people, like in the 60s going to lunch

together. It's so much more integrated as opposed to the northeast where you can feel the hate under the fake smiles. And it's so nice down. I'm at a Kroger's supermarket, and there's an old black gentleman in front of me. He pays for something for the lady in front of him, an older black one, which you didn't have some. And then the cashier goes, you have your Kroger's card.

I go, no. And he goes, he can use mine. And it was just a weird moment. It's sharring, isn't it? We were like that. We were like that we moved to Texas. You're like, what? you being what's your angle yeah you know what I mean yeah is this a trap but but God doesn't want me

to be happy because on the way home there's some young black kids cross in the street this kid runs out and kicks my car for no reason no jeez he thought I was supposed to stop from something he's like 16 years old yeah that's what I was thinking yeah if I was up in new york I've thought that me my wife just moved down there and the doorbell rings like three days after the moving truck left and it's like two 10 year 10 year old girls eight eight o'clock a night with cookies and brownies are me and my wife. Oh my gosh. And I'm going, oh, my God.

Now, that might have happened in Westchester, but there would have been rat poised in the brownies. Exactly. Because the mother was a big Hillary fan and she saw my latest work or whatever. The name of the special is a breath of fresh air. You can find it on YouTube. Nick DiPaolo, more with him in just a minute.

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you really are afraid of tracking you, I mean, hackers and everything else will get all your private information. But the ones that I worry about, honestly, are Google and Facebook. I don't want them collecting information on me. I don't want them to have that information. That's my life, not theirs. You need a virtual private network that it'll encrypt all of your connections, even on public Wi-Fi. So it's a truly private network. Protection starts at 333 a month. Get Norton Secure VPN. Just go to Norton.com slash VPN. That's norton.com slash VPN. Nick Topolo is somebody who has performed on the Tonight Show, late night with David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O'Brien.

He was nominated twice for an Emmy for the Chris Rock Show. He has had three-hour specials on Comedy Central, showtime special. He has a new one out now called Breath of Fresh Air. It is funny. It is offensive, but it is funny. he also has done radio he writes he's had acting roles FX's Louis inside Amy Schumer

the Sopranos cop show you actually went to school with Louis I didn't go to school them but I roamed with him He's from Boston too and he he started comedy before I was 25 When I met him he was 19 I think he already been doing it a year even then I could see when he was bombing it was for the right reasons it wasn't because it wasn't funny it was going over people's heads you don't see that

in young comics usually it's because you stink but I could tell this kid was you know at a different angle on life and then we had the same manager Barry Katz and he moved us down to New York into this little apartment and me and Louis lived together and he's

he's I don't talk to him all the time but we were really close and he did not to handle money. He never knew how to, like we headlined, we co-headlined the punchline in San Francisco

back in the mid-90s. And we both had literally, we were worth about $80 between us. And this is how long ago, he goes, I'm going to go get a VCR so we can watch movies all week at the hotel.

So he's gone for a couple, comes back with an $800 trumpet. And we had, you know, we were worth the $1,000 between. He buys it to me. Did he play the trumpet? No, no.

He's going to teach himself in a weekend. And then he gets in all this hot water. But he's a smart guy. He's a nice guy. He's a lib, he's a lib, you know. But he's one of the old school libs that looks at both sides. If you watch the stuff on Louis when I appeared on it, the first episode, we get in a fight.

I'm arguing against Obama. And, of course, you know, Louis wrote the script so he wins the fight. Like a fat, freckle face redheads ever going to beat me up. But he always let me say my piece, you know. He wrote, excuse me. He wrote it and he'd let me approve, you know. I think there's just this. It's really interesting because the people, you can tell who actually meant what they were talking about.

Liberals, you know, some of them were for, you know, more welfare or whatever than I am for. But we could unite on things like freedom of speech and, you know, just basic constitutional principles. Right. You watch Louie now in one of his comedy specials and you're seeing him and you're like, Like, he sounds like, he sounds like a conservative. He hasn't necessarily changed. It's just that all of that constitutional protection stuff. Yeah.

That's out on the left. Right. If you're a, if you're a Democrat, whether you know it or not, your leadership is not for any of that stuff anymore. Well, Mani Dwaram and the guy that founded the comedy seller, he's passed away. But he said that it was a great quote. He's a real smart guy from Israel. He was my closest friend in the best.

He'd give me a ride home to my apartment in Queens, 70-year-old Jewish guy. And he was, he was, I just loved him. But he said, he goes, 30 years ago, they said I was a liberal. He goes, now, and this is right before he, they say I'm a conservative. And he goes, my politics haven't changed. It's the stuff around us that's changing. So what, you know. One other comedian we mentioned here, I want to ask you about Amy Schumer.

I make the case to people, and no one will listen to me, that at least early Amy Schumer is brilliant. I think she was a great comedian. She's very incredibly liberal now. Did you know her? I mean, you're on her show. So anyways, go ahead.

No, she's funny. She's very, I don't notice it from the act. I notice when you hang out, the people sitting around the comedy cellar table. And, you know,

there'd be a lot of female comics. I would go, you know, hilarious. God, is she unfunny. But Amy could hang in there with the boys,

you know? Same with Judy Goal. Judy Goal is, you know, a 6'3-Jewish lesbian from New York. One of my, she actually texted me a couple weeks ago going, I'm on your side now. Wow. About, she goes as far as freedom of speech. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And I said, good to see you coming around, Grancowski. And, but Amy, Amy, you know, I still consider her a friend, but when my special came out, I went to my friends that have the biggest followings. I want to put it out on social media. And this was sort of a litmus test. So I sent it to Amy. I sort of knew how it was going to go. And she responded, you know, Nick, you know, I love you, but no way.

So I responded. I said, okay, I understand. I sort of saw that comment, but don't ever say you love me again. That's what I said to him. I don't know how she took that. Not necessarily because she let you down on that. Just you don't want her loving you. No, because she let me down again.

Then I saw her at Colin Quinn's wedding. She hit me in the chest with a full Heineken. So I think that one. No. So I don't let politics get in the way of my friendships, you know. That sounds supposed to be, I think. Yeah. I try to keep that as a hard rule, you know, because I wouldn't talk to anybody.

I have no friend at this. Especially in the show business. Do you see comedians ever waking up? I mean, they've always been the catalyst of change. They've always been the ones who are pushing and poking, and they're absolutely terrified, or they agree with it. And they think we're the catalyst for change. But what they're changing into is things that will destroy them. Yeah, I can't get a read on them, some of them.

It's like, okay, you're doing this because you're in show business and you want to climb that ladder. And, you know, show business is run by ultra-liberals? Is that why you're not being? Or do you really believe? this nonsense that Bob can be Pam tomorrow. It's hard to get to read them. But like you said, Louis, you watch Louis now, and it looks like he's finally catching on, you know?

I feel like I want to say to a lot of them, huh? Yeah. Hello. I call me an idiot and a bigot and everything. And then you're coming around now, aren't you? Right. Because even Libs are going after Libs now, which is the favorite part of this whole thing.

They're eating each other alive. They're eating each other alive. And so, you know, it's like, okay, now it's hitting home to you. Yeah. All those young millennial guys who are feminists, you know, now they're getting called out. Oh, he raped me or whatever. Oh, it's coming home. The chickens are coming home to roost.

Right. Right. So it's hard to get a read on some of these people. So I notice that you're carrying a thing in the same thing. You're carrying an ease. Yeah. If you watch this special, you will never see an e-cigarette the same way again. You will never.

You will never see. Well, you will because I'm telegraphing it now, but you'll never. see the end of that routine coming a million miles away and it's hysterical. It's hysterical. But now I can't look at you with an e-cigarette and not think, yeah. I didn't even think it. I got to have to spray paint this before the show. But yeah, I just started, I do that thing. It's true. I started smoking about a year. I'm 57. I started a year ago. I mean, I was always, what brought you? I can't even go into that.

Okay. But I was always, I'd have a couple. Yeah. I mean, when I had a drink. Yeah. But I was never a smoker, smoker. Right. Then life gets hard, you know.

Yeah. And I'm like, oh, this is tremendous. And my friends go, why would you start at that age? And I go, why would you start in your 20s? So you'd have cancer in your 40s? I'm timing it out. If a doctor tells me have cancer in 30s, I'm going to kiss him on the lips. You see many happy.

80 six old guys out there, they all have that look in their face. Like, I wish I smoked when I was a kid. Laying a puddle of my own urine on the kitchen floor. Nobody's talking to me. Give me a cigarette. Yeah. So in the other, I think, you know what?

It's actually a knee-jerk reaction to the, we get it. We get the tobacco. You know, they're going out to tobacco. Oh, we get it. It's bad for you. It's become a cottage industry, you know? And they're saying now that sitting is the new smoking. Sitting.

Sitting? You haven't heard that? It's been around for a couple. In other words, sitting is as bad as smoking. And I said, well, if that was true, Stephen Hawking would have died 40 years ago. This guy must have been a 12 carton a day guy, you know. I found a new black hole that's in my lung. So, yeah.

And people say, why don't you use an e-cigrant? I said, because I'd look more manly with a, you know what, in my mouth. So, but I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. Do I'm both knuggling. Are you capable of doing a PG-version of, a PG-version, of your act? I just choose not to.

The more politically correct we get, the more people are stifling free speech. That's why I'm so coarse on stage. Honest of God. Because you are so funny. You've done much, you know, much of the same kind of stuff that you do on the show, but you haven't become foul.

And it is so funny. And it is, it's, even the foul is funny because it, but it, I mean, it's, it's a, it's a, it's a, rough show. I guess. Again, when I get that feedback, I go, what is everybody else doing out there? Not that.

I guess not. But I always, I, one thing I agree with Bill Maron is they asked him why he curses in his standout. He goes, because I curse offstage. And there's no, I don't want to be any facade, you know. I always talk like a truck driver. I hung out with my sister darling's four years old to me. I hung out with her friend.

When I was fifth grade, I was hanging out with high school kids. and I talked like I got in trouble in third, fourth grade. My parents, the teacher would call my parents going to skids dropping the up. And I just, you know, that's, but it's also reminded. This is how people talk when they're sitting at a bar watching the news. That's what my show is, by the way, my streaming live show at nickdip.com, by the way. People ask, well, should people get your news from it? you know, they always ask John Stewart

the Daily Show, they used to get their news from him. I said, well, I wouldn't do that with my show because I'll give you an idea of my standards. If there's three names I can't pronounce in the article, I'm not doing the story. Russia could hit us tomorrow. But I couldn't pronounce a Russian name. I'm going to talk about something on ESP.

I'm sure my houses and tatters. But I can temperate. You have to know how to temper it like I'm doing here. Yeah. No, when you get on stage at night and, you know, you can have a drink in you. It's the best. You ever have people walk out on you? Oh, all the time.

All the time. Not a lot. It's always one table and it's about five minutes into the show. Right. And I've been saying this for five years. I take credit because I hear other comics doing it now. Yeah. But I said it one night like five years ago.

I go, did you do your research before you came to the club? That's right. Did you go on the website to see who you're coming to see? You don't do that music. You don't wander to a concert and go, I thought it was Zeppelin. It's men without hats. I want my money back.

I just went to a concert. It's bluegrass. Yeah. No. Yeah, no, exactly. So that's what I said to a couple one night. Now I say it all. It's never, I've never,

I saw Bill Hicks, this footage of Bill Hicks walking like 150 people, Comedy Connection in Boston one night. When they weren't digging him, he'd go into this dark poetry. That was so, it was beautiful. It was different than you and I politically. But he's talking about media.

But it got so graphic. But it was poetry. You couldn't argue with the brilliance of the rock. And people be getting up in droves and giving them the finger and stuff. It's actually, when you do it this long, glenn, it actually feels good. You know what I mean? Well, you are taking a stand. You are taking a stand.

Absolutely. I appreciate it. I don't know how you've survived this long. And I hope you survive for a very, very long time to come. You're very fun. I appreciate it, Glenn. Some of the libs who hate my politics still say I'm funny. John Stewart on his last show on the Daily Show, he mentioned me and Colin Quinn.

On the last, he said, I want to get back to stand up with guys like Quinn and DePollo. And I, you know, that is a badge of honor, too. Yeah. Because you, you don't. Has Trump seen your show? It's so funny you say that. Some guy tweets me a direct message and goes, hey, you want to see a picture of Donald Jr. watching your special and laughing?

And I go, yes, I do. Yes. And he waits a couple days because he was on the road. He gets home, it was on his home computer. He sends me it. And it's a picture of Donald Jr. I'm on the TV in the background. And I'm going, this is it.

This is what we need. And my manager goes, hold on. Let me, don't put it out there yet. Sure enough, we do a little research. Come back. He just sort of Photoshopped or whatever. Oh, geez. Yes.

Oh, that's not kind. That's not kind. No. No. It just, you know, and he lies. Does Donald Trump, I think would love your act. And for the same reason that you like him and he would like you and I think America likes him

where sometimes you know Donald Trump is sitting on the crapper at 3 o'clock in the morning going, this is going to drive them nuts. He's doing it intentionally. I don't do it. But this is me. Yeah, yeah. I mean, but no, he would love it. Yeah.

It is him too. But he does also know this is. going to drive him nuts. But that is him. You know how I know he was my guy. Remember he was going after the physically challenged New York Times reporter? Yes. I was laying on the couch with half an eye open, half asleep watching, and I see him go,

and I go, where do I pull the lever? This guy, this guy, not because I just like, no, no, I go, this guy's running for president? He just did that? Where do I pull the? And he is the, if his presidency ended tomorrow, he's my favorite president,

only because he exposed the media. Even before I was into politics, I'd be yelling at the TV going, this is all wrong, the cherry-picking racial stories. He exposed them. They are the cancer. And if he ended it tomorrow, he's done more, at least in that regard. I hope you come back. Nick DePaolo, you can find him. His latest comedy special is a breath of fresh air. You can find it while it lasts on YouTube. His website is nickdip.com. That's nickdip.com. Breath of a fresh air. And I'm at Beltonian theater tonight in Belton, Texas.

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