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Episode Date: October 25, 2019

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That was too much energy for the morning. I don't feel that way. It is Friday. It is Friday. It's true. We have some interesting places to go today and some things we have to try to figure out kind of on the spot. We'll tell you about it. It's regarded the kid who is supposedly being forced to be a girl against the dad's wishes.

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And the father will fight, and it's an emotional case. Well, we have some new information that we're struggling to kind of piece together here today. and I think you need to know about it. I don't know what it means yet. But before we go there, we want to take you back to the 1980s to something that was done on Saturday Night Live that we used to find funny. Today, you'd be yelled at.

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All right, I want to take you back into the 1980s. This is when Phil Hartman was still alive. This is when Saturday Night Live was still funny and good and reflected real comedy. They weren't trying to make any points. They were just taking crazy stuff and showing you, this is crazy. And we're all laughing at this because it's crazy, right? Here it is with Phil Hartman playing a doctor who is,

delivering children and he's he continues to deliver only girls and the press is there in the hospital as Bill Murray and his wife what's her name in this sketch Victoria Jackson Jackson yeah that's the that's the mom Bill Murray is the father and they have yet another girl and this doctor only delivers girls and so the other voice that you'll hear is the voice of the press. Yeah, it's a Time Magazine reporter. Magazine. Just get and show you how much things have changed.

Okay. So here it is. Listen to this. I love girls. Ted really wants a boy. This is our eighth try. We'll try again. No, no more. Doctor, will this one need that operation?

Yes, I'm afraid so. What operation is that, doctor? Well, every now and then, a little girl is born, with a penis and testicles. And of course, they have to be removed and reshaped. It's quite routine. Five of our seven daughters have had this operation.

Doctor, what percentage of the babies that you deliver and need this operation? Oh, I'd say 48, 49, 50, 51% in that area. Doctor, hear the reports you want this. Oh, thank you, Louise. Just file them. Now, this is his nurse. can address clearly a guy with a beard. Louise had a big date last night. How'd it go?

Same old problem. Well, don't worry, Louise. Mr. Wright's out there somewhere. Well, Janet, Ted, I'll be seeing you next week. Thanks, doctor. Goodbye. Nice to meet you, you. Bye, doctor. Okay, bye, bye-bye. Hey, Ted. Buck up.

A son is a son until he takes a wife. But a daughter's a daughter. all over your life god bless you and your work dr. Roberts come on oh doctor I got to leave early today my electrolysis appointment well of course louise anything you want thank you doctor well another little girl can you believe it dr. Hoffers can't you see what you're doing here I mean the 48 to 51% they're they're not girls they're little boys you have mutilated over 2,000 little boys No.

See the music here. No, they weren't boys. They were little girls. Trapped in little boys' bodies. Holy cow have we changed. Listen to the Twilight Zone kind of spooky, pull the face off, kind of music

in the background. And the laugh line, the punchline of the joke, is their little boys trapped in little girls' bodies. Or little girls. trapped in little boys bodies. Sorry, yes. And then you pointed it out, mutilated. That's how they referred to it.

And the press had their mouth open. This woman, if you were watching on the blaze, you saw that clip, and she had her mouth open the whole time. This is today. Except nobody is standing there going, uh, don't you know, you're mutilating kids? It is legitimately, you know, our society has turned into a Saturday. Saturday Night Live sketch.

That's where we are. And now Saturday Night Live would never run that sketch. Oh my gosh, no. Of course not. No, they would apologize for that sketch. I would not be surprised. We should put it out and force them to apologize for this. You're right.

They will apologize. They will apologize. They'll pull it off all the DVDs. They'll make sure it's not on the internet. As soon as this thing gets worth it that this is out there, you know they're going to do everything they can to cover it. We're going to post this today. We want you to post it and demand an apology.

from NBC. Because they will. They will. They'll apologize. Well, they won't apologize to us because they'll know. But if there was a, somebody's got to come up with, Mitt Romney, come up with some Twitter handle where you, Pierre delecto. Where you are, you're a gay French man. And you are transgendered Frenchman, woman, them.

And you demand an apology. Look, I mean, things do change over 30 years, but I mean, it is, it, because of the pace that we go at with these news cycles, you lose track of how fast these things do change. I mean, now that's 30 years ago. I mean, you know, that's a decent amount of distance. But these things, these were jokes that were made much more recently than that. And that's just a big example because that is the, the billboard show for the left to mock culture, right? This is the thing. The left, not us, not the right.

The left thought was funny back then. And now we're at the point where if you were to say those things, you'd lose your show. You're canceled. That's a cancel culture moment right there. You're done if you run that sketch today. No. If Phil Hartman weren't dead, he could lose his job today for doing that 30 years ago. That's a good point.

You're right. You're right. Oh, my gosh. That's absolutely incredible. Now, I will say, it wasn't great supporting evidence that the show was funny at the time because it's not exactly a hilarious sketch. But the point is there. You can see. I mean, it's not funny.

It wasn't as funny then. It's hysterical today because that's really what's going on. That wasn't popular. It was funny, but it didn't connect to the culture because only a few people were saying. something that crazy. Yeah, it was so, yeah, it was, it was, it was too outlandish. It was two outlandish. Yeah.

So now you, so now you have it and now it's both tragically sad and hysterical. It would be hysterical if people felt comfortable to laugh, but they don't. You run that same script right now, that same thing, and you put that on Saturday night live, I don't think you would have the crowd laugh. I think you'd have very uncomfortable laughter and you would have and groaning and people like looking around like, is this, what is happening? Oh, if, I mean, particularly the mutilated line, if you were to say you're mutilating kids by cutting off their genitals and reshaping them. Right. Well, yesterday on this program, I was talking about genital mutilation.

We have such a problem with genital mutilation that happened. in the Middle East, yet this is fine. Yeah. This is genital mutilation. If you call that genital mutilation today, they're not only would they, the whole audience would groan in New York City, but they would also,

I bet you'd have three or four people stand up and start screaming and protesting and walking out and rushing the stage. You know what I mean? You'd have the moment where they, you know, well, let's do this to Democratic presidential candidates when they're not quite liberal enough and they go up and they take their microphones and start speeches. And then, you know, Bernie Sanders just kind of,

slumps into the background, that whole thing. That would happen on Saturday Night Live. It's crazy. Long distance. All right. So I want to take a break because now we have to take you to Dallas. Because if you thought that story of the father defending the son was crazy, it's about to get more crazy. And we'll give that to you here in one minute.

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to me that this was happening in Dallas, and he was not on Dallas radio or Dallas, you know, a show like ours based in Dallas. And the first thing, that I asked Stu and he didn't I didn't even have to finish the sentence. We both said why is this on RT? If you know anything

about RT that is a Russian news agency and that was the one that first brought it out and I thought why is this not on Dallas or Fox News? Or Fox News first and then RT picks it up. How did RT get this

story. It's Russian. Okay. So we've been looking into it. We've been trying to get him on the phone. We've been trying to get her on the phone. The attorneys won't come on either. Now, things changed. He was supposed to be on with us today. But apparently things changed because there was a gag order put on yesterday in court. But I want to show you a document that one of our producers, actually, one of our producer's wife, Mike, his wife has been fascinated by this. So Mike's the wife? No, Mike's wife. Modern society is interesting.

There's no question. So, and so they've been kind of digging into it and digging into it and went in and got the court documents that are available. And this document is the findings of facts by the court. Okay, this is not the charges. These are the things

the courts found as findings of facts. So it goes into they were married on this date, blah, blah, blah, respondent, induced petitioner into marriage by fraud. That was her case. This was a fraudulent marriage from the beginning. And these are the findings of fact

that led the court to go, yep. Before the marriage, lied to petitioner about former marriages, lied about former relationships, lied about his education. Respondent misled petitioner about being a professor by having mail sent to him as professor younger. Before the marriage, lied to the petitioner about being a teacher at the University of North Texas. Before the marriage, respondent lied to petitioner about his service in the Marines. O'f. Lied about his military experience in the army. Lied about

his prior income and earnings lied about his sources of income, about his debt, lied to, failed to disclose extensive student loans. He lied about working for a Fortune 500 company.

Lied about his employment. Lied about his unemployment. Lied about not taking unemployment compensation. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Then it just keeps going on and on on. Then it talks about

the petitioner and respondent had two children. James Damon Younger and Jude Daniel Younger, boys born May 7, 2012. They're collectively in this document now known as the boys. Okay, so this couple

had two boys. However, the wife had two prior children, Zoe and Sydney. They're called girls in this matter for the court. Um, okay, so then it goes into child support that he was in arrears and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Children, respondent engaged in inappropriate and hurtful treatment of the girls.

Now, again, these are the, uh, facts and conclusions of the law. Respondent engaged in inappropriate and hurtful treatment of the girls. The girls were good, sweet, hardworking, well-mannered children. Respondent forced the girls to do plank pushups for extended periods of time while reading the house rules until the girls. cried. Respondent would lock the girls down in their room and remove all their possessions from their rooms and would not let them participate in family activities. Respondents would put the girls in silent treatment and they could not talk until spoken to for many, many days. Respondent's actions caused harm to the girls. One of the girls developed a suicide plan. The

other girl was cutting herself. Based in large his treatment of the girls, petitioners asked respondent to move out of the residence. Both girls improved after he moved out. The respondent lied to the petitioner about the girls. The girls had a very good, safe, healthy relationship with the boys. Respondent failed to co-parent. Petitioner made attempts, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So we now know, and this is, I hate this,

but every Disney movie is accurate when it comes to the evil stepmother. or, you know, they don't ever use the evil stepfather. But when you bring someone in to your family, it is more likely than not that those kids will be abused in some way or another. Neglected or abused. The numbers go through the roof on abuse a lot of times. And it's not always, but a lot of times. So you're saying higher than the normal levels. Yes.

Okay. Yes. If you have a step parent in, especially a guy with girls, the odds of abuse goes through the roof. Hmm. That's interesting. I've never heard that. But, you know, obviously it does create a dynamic of family of that, you know, it's a massive change. I mean, I, you know, I had divorced when I was a young.

My parents divorced. And it does change a lot of things in your life, right? I mean, certainly nothing like we're talking about here. but it does get to a point where you're shaken as a kid and you're trying to figure out what's going on in the world, right? So, you know, he said, she said,

but it is not a clear cut case and again, we should have said this from the day one because we said it to each other. Why is RT the lead on this story? We don't know what's going on, but I urge you to slow down

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It's Friday. Bill O'Reilly's coming up in just a second. Pat Gray joins us. We are just going over this story in Texas. And I want to make it really clear. It doesn't matter what or if any of the stuff we told you about from this document that we got from the court records. It doesn't matter if this guy lied his face off and is a total dirtbag. If mom is still trying to transition a seven-year-old. I believe even if the seven-year-old says, I want to be a girl, you don't do it.

Should be illegal. You should. It's mutilation of children. And if he's an abuser and she wants to transition the kid, the kid should go to a third party. I don't know who. Yeah. I mean, is there anybody saying in the family? So we don't know.

We don't know. There's nothing in the court records here that show that now this is for the annulment. Okay. It wasn't even a divorce. It was an nullment. Yeah, I think that's true. And it's, after eight years of marriage? Weren't they married for eight years?

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Can you get an annulment after eight years? When you, when you make the case that she was making, apparently so. I mean, because she, her case is basically the only reason, not the only reason, but a large part of the reason they got married was what she, who she believed he was. And then later found out, like, for example. He was a, he said that he worked for Fortune 500 companies.

He was in the Marines. He was also in the Army, which is. is kind of a weird, kind of a weird thing. But Marines and Army. And he was a super friend, which is pretty interesting. He was part of the super friends. Yeah, that was the group of superheroes that went to the Hall of Justice. Really?

Yeah, he was there for about six years. Well, that's impressive. She thought that he worked at the University of Texas, North Texas, as a, as a professor. None of these things were true. And the court, by the way, except for the super friends. Yeah, that is true. Okay. Yeah, worked with Wonder Woman closely.

But there was a situation where, well, I think that's impressive. I thought so, too. Well, I guess you find out it's not the real Wonder Woman. It's the one that was Superman who transitioned to Wonder Woman. So it was weird to see Superman who could fly, yet flying an invisible plane. Why, he would ask. The court found these things that he did lie about. One of them, though, was this professor thing.

And just think of the extent you're going to. What the court found was that he told his girlfriend at the time, hey, I'm a professor at North Texas University. which again like I'm not no knock on North Texas but if I'm lying about a professorship I'm going bigger than I'm going Ivy League right that's where I'm going but okay North Texas so North Texas

he's a professor there and he goes to the extent of not just telling her that but then gets mail sent to him that says Professor Younger right so it looks like he is a professor and he's not actually a professor that if that again could the court be totally lying

could the court have totally screwed this up all those things are possible but the court found that to be fact and if that's true, that is an incredible extent to lie. My concern about this case is the only real thing we have to believe that this mom is trying to transition the boy is the dad's word on Russia today. Right?

And that does not mean it's not... Yeah, he's gone other places since. But that does not mean that it hasn't, doesn't happen, but you just want to be careful because we all know that if this story is true, a seven-year-old should not be transitioning. I think it should be illegal. We have age limits on all sorts of things.

And this seems to be a rational one. On the other side of that, we don't want to jump on the side of a questionable case to try to prove our point, because if it does get disproved, and again, if it's coming from Russia today, it makes you nervous. If it does get disproved,

then that hurts the entire larger argument. All of it. And, you know, so we all, like, there's no question that if, even if he lied about all this crap and she's trying to transition a little boy into a little girl at seven years old I'm a hundred I don't I don't care about any of that

but I'm nervous that we don't have real fact on it yet it was easier it was easier yesterday to say oh man this mom this child should be kept with dad okay so now the only thing that's changed is where does this child go wasn't he if he is telling the truth about transition and mom really wants to transition now the complication has come in where you can't give

that child to him because he is completely uh you know completely uh completely uh ill-equipped to be it to be this child's dad wasn't he given the executorship yesterday he was he was given the the ultimate yeah he was but he's the decider now is he the decider he has they have equal voice so one of them, they have to basically agree on something like that. Yeah, so that he would be able to veto it essentially, which by the way, is not a bad situation. No, that's good. Yeah. You know, if that's the way it ends, that's the way it ends. Though, I mean, we still have to figure it out.

We might find out tomorrow that the kids been carrying around prescriptions for puberty blockers, and then the story will go back to the way we thought it was. It's just you want to make sure that you don't, you know, like there's, when you have big things like this, We know this going back from court cases going way back in the day. The first, was it the first black woman on a bus that was going to protest? Yeah. It wasn't Rosa Parks. It was someone else, but they didn't like her backstory enough.

It was, you know, they were worried she'd get attacked in the press. And she was young. She was young. She was pregnant or she had a child out of wedlock. And at that time, they were like, nobody is going. She is not a good face. The right face for this. Rosa Parks was.

And that's, you know, the big reason we remember that. Now, that was a totally justified case and would have also been justified if it was the woman with the more questionable background. It wouldn't have made a difference in real life. But we know how these things get used. You just want to make sure that, look, we want to make sure that you're standing with fact. You're also wanting to be sure, and I'm extra vocal on this, because Russia today was the way everyone first saw this. So if Russia today that we know they are trying to feed misinformation. What if we could also get Al Jazeera confirmation on it, though?

That would be helpful. That would be helpful. So we want to make sure that, I mean, because you're like, we all would say, how come CNN and ABC isn't on it? Well, they're not on it because that's not what they believe. This is not a not a popular story for them. There's no outrage, generally speaking, in their audience. So they're not...

But you would think Fox would be on it. Yeah, I think Fox has been on this story. They've covered it a little bit. They've covered it. But the right or the left has not. So the left will cover this if it's not exactly the way everybody says it is. Yeah. And they will use it not to discredit the dad or anybody else, but to discredit the right.

Yeah. And look, there are many, many instances where the larger issue as in this case is very black and white, but the specific instance isn't so black and white. Right. And that's okay. I mean, that doesn't mean we don't try to find the truth about it. It doesn't change the overall argument as to whether it's okay to transition seven-year-olds. But we just want to make sure that everything's buttoned up. When you're tweeting, when you're talking about this, you need to say, I don't know if we should believe the father, but if this is happening, it shouldn't happen. And the good thing here is that the court case yesterday, there was a late

development in that as we kind of were talking about off the air where there's they've now reversed the situation where she would be able to make this decision on her own so now it would have to have the dad's approval so if it was going to happen now it should be theoretically blocked

and you wonder if that means that the stuff that we have as finding a fact from the state you know because one of the things I had a problem was you're kidding me a judge in this state, a judge in this state? And so that may be, I mean, I'd like to see,

how do you give a guy like this a vote in the child's life if this is the way he really is, and she's just this saintly, you know, it's a horse apiece. It's always a horse a piece. Right, and there's no reason to believe she's this saintly perfect person either. There's no, there's just, it's so fast, we don't have enough of the evidence and there's very little evidence

that any of this is happening other than him saying it on Russia today which is not ideal just wow I mean don't have to say it again but if it is happening I don't care if both of I don't care if it's Mother Teresa

and Pope John Paul are the parents shouldn't be happening shouldn't be happening yeah you know so it would be weird if it was Pope John Paul because that because there's rules around that Yeah, there's, I mean, dead people don't normally take care of children.

It's hard to be active. Is that what the rule is? Yeah, that's the rule. You know, that's probably true, too. They don't usually take care of the children. Not normally. Yeah. It gets more and more difficult in death. Yeah, it does.

It does. It does. It does. Yeah. So, Pat, you're going to the Mercury One ball this weekend. Am I? Excited? Yes.

You bet. I am. There's no. You know, the nice thing about this one is, what was it, two years ago, we did Armadillo races. I do, yeah, it was two years ago. And they had, they had us do them. And the first thing the guy said was, by the way, we've checked these. We've checked these.

There's no chance of getting leprosy from them. Like, wait a minute. Wait, we didn't know. We didn't know there was a chance of that. So Pat and I were standing like 14 feet away for the armadillo's. I did not want to touch that thing. And you know who did? Jeffie.

Jeffie, like, put his tongue on the back of the thing to make it move. Jeffie had that thing on his chest, licking his face. Oh, yeah. He's like, oh, I want my lips to fall off. And then the armadillo filed a Me Too complaint. And it was the armadillo that died shortly after the race. Well, this one does have leprosy. How did that happen?

It did before the event. By the way, if you want to join us at the M1 ball, you can still get your tickets at Mercury 1. org slash ball. There's lots of ways for you to participate. You don't have to come. We have an online auction and everything else. And you can watch it this year for the first time.

Mercury 1 slash M1 ball. So does that mean like if the drinks are flowing, it may be on camera? Is that? No, it'll definitely be on camera, but we've strategically placed the cameras so you won't know you're on camera. So what you're saying is I need to change the way I behave at this event. Is that what you're? No, actually. No, uh-uh.

For the future of my family. I'm only saying this. My well-being, my job. Yeah, yeah. I'm only saying the camera thing for the audience. They think they'll be able to watch it. You're fine. Oh, okay, good.

Good, good. Nobody could be watching. Light up the shots. Yeah, just be who you usually are. All right. Let me tell you about my pillow. I think I have cracked the coat of sleep, and we have to talk about this

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I just, I know there's a lot of things. fans of Daryl and Carlo, he used to work at KLIF, and then in Phoenix, and haven't seen him in a long time, it's good to see you, there. Good to have you. We have Bill O'Reilly coming up in just a second. I do want to, and I also have some economic maneuves, but it's Friday. I mean, do you really, there's some really disturbing things, and they're global, they're not necessarily, and there's something that's happening in Russia that I think we should be aware of.

I'm going to interrupt you right now to ask about Katie Hill naked photos. Yes. Because that's, it is Friday. Have you seen the, you know, by the way, if you want to see the photos, you have to go to the British press because nobody in America, it's all banned, you can't see it. Wait, would they do this if it were Jeff Sessions?

I mean, yes, and they should. They should. They should ban on. Jeff Sessions naked photos. I'm totally with them on that. Yeah. And they're trying to say that she's wearing, she has like a Nazi tattoo, which I don't think is true. No, wait, wait, wait. I want to do something that the left would never do for us.

That's not a tattoo that is necessarily Nazi. It's biker gang. She's trying to be a tough chick, blah, blah, blah. A lot of people who are not Nazis have that tattoo. I don't know any of them. But people can have the Iron Cross. You need to have the Nazi symbol in the center, which I don't think she has. So she's not a Nazi. But there's multiple staffers that she's She seems to be with. She does seem to be doing, you know, smoking pod, doing a bong of some sort in the photos. Bottom line here, and this is an important thing for everyone to know. There are about five people in the world that should take naked photos of themselves.

She is not one of them. I am not one of them. You, Glenn, are also not one of them. Hey, I'm listening in my car. Am I one of them? No, you're not one of them. Unless you happen to be. I think this is fat shaming.

I think you're fat shaming. It's a shaming of the horrible human body except for like five people on earth. If you're a victorious secret model and you're in your car and you're saying, well, should I Take naked photos? Yes, you're one of the five. Even if you're like an athlete of some sort. Maybe. Maybe.

Maybe. But you know what? Let's lose the body issue of ESPN magazine or whatever that is where all the athletes come out and they pose naked and we're supposed to say, well, the human body is beautiful. No, it isn't. It's awful. There's five people on Earth where it's beautiful and everyone else looks like crap. Right. This is a lesson for all of us.

Just because you have a camera on your phone doesn't mean you have to point it at your job. It doesn't mean you have to be without clothes. I honestly don't know who thinks that's a good idea. And I don't mean just like, hey, they could use this against me. I mean, man, that looks good. That body part looks great. Like you look at Katie Hill in normal. She's a perfectly fine-looking person.

But it's like it's just not a complementary thing. It just doesn't work for human beings. I mean, this is why dogs have fur. She didn't take the photo. If somebody is there in the room and I'm completely naked and they got their camera pointed at me, I'm like, what are you nuts? Stop! She was posting them on sites to solicit more activity. I know.

This is not sane. Isn't it weird how the media is treating this? Appreciate that. Thank you. Sorry. Glenn's running his mouth as usual. So we're just... What does that mean?

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We go to Bill O'Reilly, who's got a new book out, the United States of Trump. If you really want to understand how Trump arrives at the decisions. that he does, you want to know why he's calling people human scum, you can read the book, and you really will have a different insight into the president of the United States and how he thinks. Welcome to the program, Mr. Bill O'Reilly. I'm going, but I've never gone before. Maybe you can give me some tips back. Are you serious you're going shooting?

No. Okay. Not serious. Thank you for that. You live in Texas. If I went shooting in New York, I would be in the penitentiary. would put cubs on me. Right.

And I couldn't. I have a water gun. I do. So if anybody tries to attack you in the pool, you can squirt them in the eye. That's good. That's right. Actually, I call them human scum and they flee. Right.

Okay. So let me take you first before I get to the new pole and human scum. Let me take you first to the skiff and all the things that are happening behind closed doors. Bill, I don't mean. this is a pejorative, but you are old enough to remember the impeachment of Clinton and the impeachment of, of, Andrew Johnson, I was there. No, I said, I wasn't going to say that. I was going to be nice, but you were there of Nixon. And they had, they had meetings that were not on, and hearings that were not on camera at the time,

but I don't remember it feeling like this. For the Nixon situation, he was the folksie, North Carolinian, who, was a senator that brought sanity to the whole thing. So we live obviously a different country now. And I say that literally. This United States today, 2019, is not the way it was in the late 60s, early 70s. There is no civility anymore. There's no Sam Urban.

Sam Irvin would be called a bad name now if he were walking around. So Schiff is what I call a political assassin. Right? He's not a congressman. He gets elected, but his job assassinate people. It's not to search for the truth. It's not to improve the country. All right.

Everyone should know that. So Schiff basically says, look, this is a charade. We, Nancy Pelosi, myself, Nadler, everybody, we know there's not going to be any conviction in the Senate. We know that. But in conjunction with the New York Times, Washington Post, NBC, and CNN, we're going to hoist the American people. And that scenario is that this man, President Trump, is quote, unquote, not fit.

We're going to get the dot com and said, if abuse of power is the standard of impeachment, then every single president since Washington could be impeached. And I gave examples. Even if we're in the situation is we don't want that because there really isn't anything. I don't really have a crime here. So we're going to have secret, secret conversations. in our committee and then we'll leak them

to the New York Times and Washington Post and put him up page one and there'll be so much damage done that people will either walk away from Trump or he'll implode that's another thing

and people don't talk about they're trying to put so much pressure on Trump that he's going to implode emotionally because we know that we can't beat Trump in the next election as it stands now it's not one Democrat in the field that can beat him. So we've got to destroy them before we get to Election Day 2020.

And therein lies the answer to your question. So what is the actual motivation? And I know you just talked about, but I don't buy that. If you are on the left, you know that America, 70% of Americans think we're on the verge of civil war. You know as an American. You know as an American. that we are in trouble. You know as an American

that half of the country wants him impeached, but the other half will say if you impeach this guy, especially with secret testimony and everything else, it's a banana republic. And the other half of the country won't stand. Everything they seem to be doing just seems to be poking people in the eye.

The top two reasons that Americans give for civil war, violation of the Second Amendment, They're all over that. They're actually saying we'll come with cops to your house to take your guns. The second one is impeachment for a president that doesn't look like he should be impeached or if they're secret meetings, etc., etc. They're writing on both of those. So they know that.

Is it really just about getting rid of Donald Trump? Or is this a way to destroy us and head us into civil war? You know, I'm actually impressed with that analysis, Beck. Well, usually you would say, I don't know. I don't deal with theories. I was going to mock you for saying that I don't agree with you. But then, as you explained, it's not really a disagreement. You just want more clarity.

And I'm going to give it to you in a moment. But I am very impressed with that. Oh, thank you. Because there is another aspect to this. And that aspect is we want to blow this Blankin system up in America because we believe it's run by white supremacists. All things sky high. Nancy Pelosi, does she actually believe that?

No, no, not her. It's not her. She's way behind. This is the New York Times, the pinheads at the academics in the universities. They said, here's what they're saying, Beck, just so you and Stu know. This is behind closed doors. Not going to ever say in public. Any country that could elect Donald Trump has to be changed radically and dramatically.

So we're going to blow this system up. That's why you've seen the rise of the socialists and the rise of people who are saying things that could never have been said four years ago. Barack Obama would never have said nearly any of this stuff the Democrats are saying. Imagine Barack Obama standing on the stage debating John McCain looking at the camera going, You know what, John? I want to give free health care to every illegal alien in the country. Do you imagine him saying that?

No, they are introducing a bill in the House today on free housing. Free housing for all Americans. You're making my point. Yeah, I know. They want to blow up the system. They want to blow it up because, and it happened when Trump got elected. It was so appalled. And this is the New York Times even said it.

They even said it. A columnist of theirs said, we're not going to cover this fairly. We're not going to try to find that truth. Anything. We're going to use our power to destroy the man because he's not fit to be president. And that's the greater good. And that has been embraced by 90% of the national media. It's way beyond the daily ridiculous blather on cable.

news. It's way beyond that. It's into sedition. It's into undermining the Constitution. That's where it's all going. And now, I mean, I'm not a paranoid guy. You know me. I don't do a conspiracy theories. I'm basing my stuff on facts. And the way I framed the United States of Trump, the book was, listen, they hate him. Here's what they hate him. It's not the Republican Party. It's him that he could do this, that he could get elected without them. He didn't need the press. He didn't need the Republican Party. He didn't need any of it. He went right to the folks. That's the theme of the book, and that's the danger that they see. And then he justify it by saying the greater good for America is destroying him and the system that

allowed him to get power. All right. So. Thank you very much. That was excellent. Do we need to clap? I'm not sure how this works. Okay.

So let me go here. Yes. What the hell is wrong with the president when he's going on saying never Trumpers are human scum? All this stuff. What is he doing? Does he have no control of his emotion? You read the book?

Is there a chapter where there is? his emotions and the whole? No, but that's a reason not to have the football around. No, but you've got to understand. The guy feels persecuted. I know, I know. I know. Okay? And legitimately so. He's saying that Mitt Romney to himself, well, probably to his visor. He's going, Mitt Romney knows this is a charade. He knows this is all bull, and he's attacking me anyway. And he's so angry about that kind of a betrayal. He sees it as a betrayal, that he just blurt. that he just blurts. He blurts like stew.

He blurts, all right? That's me. Does he get unintended consequences? No. No, he doesn't. He's never cared about that. Bill, can we bring it back to a point you made earlier? And, you know, look, you wrote the United States of Trump.

You know Trump better than probably anybody in the media, especially for someone who actually will say things that are critical of him. And you brought up the idea that the Democrats were essentially trying to bait him into destroying his own presidency without bursts of emotion. Do you think that's, is that really possible? What are the chances of them succeeding? I'm worried about Donald Trump. I said that last week with you guys.

I'm worried about the man. I mean, he has undergone, I've never seen a human being in the public arena undergo what he has of you. No. The only one closes Abraham Lincoln. And all you need to do is look at a picture of Abraham Lincoln when he, in his first inaugural address and a picture two days or three days before he was assassinated. Yeah. I mean, a period of four years, this man aged 25 years.

Yeah. Okay? So that's the kind of pressure that Donald Trump has not been one day that Donald Trump has not been accused of something. And then not only accused, but joyously accused, all right? There's no respect for the office of the president now. There's no respect for the process of the executive branch. Everything he does is evil and bad.

And I don't think he's got a support system in there because he never has had that can put all this in perspective for him. Well, he also doesn't have a support system around him. Some of the people that he has surrounded himself with are leakers. So, I mean, he's got nothing. He's got nothing except his family. Look, tens of millions of people listening to us right now. Have had trials in their life, all right? where they have felt abandoned and then magnify it a thousand times.

And that's what Donald Trump is experiencing. The only therapy and relief he has are these rallies. Okay. Where he goes and there's adulation directed to him. All right. Bill, I'm going to take a quick break, but I just want to leave this section on this. This is the kind of stuff that usually humbles people and pulls them down to their knees because that's your only solace.

And I wonder if that is happening at all with this president because that is, that's what happened to Abraham Lincoln. That is exactly what happened to Abraham Lincoln. All right, back in just a second. Five minutes after the hammer has fallen, you're standing there just starting to finally realize that your world is about to come crashing around all around you. You've seen this happen to other people.

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So, Bill, there's a couple of things that I have found that I find disturbing, and I'm going to talk more about them on Monday. But we've got 69% of U.S. households are preparing now for a possible recession. The numbers in California are crazy. Nobody's shopping, nobody's going out to eat. I mean, the five worst cities in America are all in California. on their spending and I love this. The press are saying it's because people are worried about the impeachment. Oh my gosh, shut up. That is not what's happening. But then you also have a poll that has been released. It shows about 70%, 67% of Americans believe we are on the edge

of civil war. Well, I've been saying you're in a domestic civil war, a social civil war. I wrote a book way back on it called Culture Warrior and predict. get it. I don't believe we're ever going to get in a violence of a war in this country. I don't think it's going to come to that. We will have in, I predict, in the next election cycle, individual acts of violence. You will see fights and things like that outside different rallies. The motion has overtaken us as a people. Rational thought, not really at the forefront. President Trump partially responsible for that. You have to be honest. All right. because his reaction to the unfair attacks against him is very emotional.

And so his followers see that, and they justify it the same way that I describe the attacks on the press. They justify not reporting the truth or seeking the truth by the fact that we have to get that guy out of there. That's the greater good. Well, Trump supporters say the greater good is I'm going to act in a way that is emotional to defend my guy. So you basically have trouble ahead. Americans really don't understand, and I'm not being super-silious. Word of the day, super-silius, all right? But they don't really understand the big picture of what's happening here,

how the country has been fundamentally damaged by a corrupt media that will not tell you the truth, even if they know it. They don't understand it. Trump does viscerally, and he's off-the-chart furious. and that's why he's venting, lashing out. And the lash out, all right, exacerbates the social civil war. So let me disagree on one thing. And I hope you're right and I'm wrong, but I think we would break it out.

No, we're not. It's not, there's too much to lose. Americans, even with all of the turbulence in our country today, live well. most of us have unbelievable luxuries that our fathers and mothers and grandparents never dreamed of we have our machines we have our big dream TVs we have our luxury automobiles we have air conditioning we have everything we have a lot to lose and so we also are we also are a group of people that don't realize how much we have to lose when you get when you act out in a

violent way. People then know that. You've crossed the line. Okay, so let me give you this scenario. They impeached the president, and they take him out, and half the country knows this is bull crap. It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen.

If that did happen, then I'd have to revise and see, but that will not happen. Tell me your view on the impeachment trial and how this thing is going to play out. We'll go to Bill O'Reilly with an answer to that question in just a second

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It's the United States of Trump. It's a bestseller. You can get it at bookstores everywhere. This is the Glenn Beck program. It's Friday. We're glad you hear. Bill O'Reilly is with us. Before we go back to Bill, let me just say that next Wednesday, if you're Mitt Romney and you're on Twitter in disguise, part due of our chalkboard. Part two, we're going to show you what the media is doing and how they are. First, we're going to lay out the Democratic case, and then we're going to show you how the media is just, I mean, we lay out the five rules of journalism. They, on every one, they're violating all five, and we'll show that to you. But it is a ramp up to something else that is going to happen in about three weeks. We want this one to be very buttoned up. But we have found that the chalkboard, when I said this is about power and money, does not go far enough. We found out through some digging and some stumbling onto a name that we're,

Like, why do I know that name? We had to go back to our files that we did at Fox, and we know now why. And it is really, really bad. That's all coming up on the Blaze TV. Our first special is next Wednesday. Bill O'Reilly, quickly, your summary of how you think this is going to play out. My quickly, Vic. Because I've got a lot of other things to talk to you about.

Okay. All right. I thought you're getting tired of me. I also need, if you would, I need 36. seconds for a plug at the end. All right. All right. Okay, thanks. Okay, I'm going to keep it simple because I'm a simple man. So there was a big story yesterday that everybody missed. Everybody in the country missed. It was a leak from the Justice Department. We didn't miss it. No, but you didn't know why it was done. So it came out that Barr and Durham, the U.S. attorney investigating possible corruption in 2016 election,

have now shifted into a criminal. They're looking at criminal charges. Now, everybody went, ooh, ooh, no, why did that happen? Why was that leak? Number one, you don't put out a press release on that. So it was given to a couple of news organizations that are sympathetic to President Trump. Number two, it was done because that is the Trump defense, that there was criminal activity inside the American federal government during the 2016 election.

And that is why Donald Trump made the call to Ukraine and did other things. I can guarantee you that the stuff that we put on the chalkboard is what they're pursuing. Not that they got it from us, but that is a very strong case for criminal activity. You and I are a Sympatico there. Me, you and the chalkboard are on the same. We're sympathetic, right? Yep. Okay.

It's criminal. All right. So that yesterday was a huge deal that nobody, none of the news people figured it out. All right. That leak was designed to tell the American people this impeachment is going nowhere because we have a very strong defense. And in addition, because they mentioned Horowitz, who you never hear about, well, Michael Horowitz's inspector general, the Justice Department is going to come out with his soon. That means that Horowitz has something. They never would have leaked it out if he didn't have anything, ever.

So he's got something. First thing comes out, probably next week of the week after. Horowitz says the FBI did this. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Second thing comes out, probably in March or April, the final justice report, and indictments. Indictments. Look, the Attorney General is not flying to Italy to see the Spanish steps. okay he's going there because there's criminal activity that happened and it could be partly

a Ukrainian connection and it could involve the Obama administration's State Department keep your eye on the State Department so all of that all of that negates will negate any kind of validity of impeachment I think Bill too I mean it's one thing to say Donald Trump is some crazy partisan. There's some one thing to say that Rudy Giuliani's a bad guy. Even Barr, they've gone to that that place with. But Durham is about as unimpeachable a source. Yeah, they can't do anything to this guy. They can't do it. And that's why the media, all right, and the big four, as I've mentioned many times, are so intent in getting Trump now in the court of public. opinion besmirching him so he can't make a comeback. It's not going to work with that strategy. It won't. It won't work. So, Bill, let me ask you this about the Inspector General's report. We've been waiting and waiting and waiting. And it's always rumored that it's right around the corner, which gives to me credence. I didn't understand what we were waiting for, but it gives

credence if you go back to the chalkboard. They have so much that involves so much. much of the government, especially, like you said, the State Department, but also the Justice Department, that if I were the President of the United States, I mean, me, if it were me, I would be like, release it all, let the chips fall where they may. But most presidents would say, wait a minute, what is this going to do for the integrity? Can we clean it up and not let people see all of it and really get it clean? Which parts do we release, et cetera, et cetera? does it make sense that the Inspector General's report hasn't come out? And now it looks like it is when they have criminal charges

because Donald Trump was like, torture them, torture them all. Well, all within the Justice Department because that's his purview. He came out. Right, right, right. I know. This is what they did. This is what they did. Here's what Comey did. Here's what Cabe did.

Here's what Struck and Page did. But why has this been him? to do. Why has this been rumored to come out and then be held and held and held? Because Barr, a botical man, who doesn't want any loose ends and doesn't want to get bitten in the butt by something that Horowitz isn't sure about or he can't. It's paranoid because they know the press is never going to report it accurately. And one mistake, one comma, all right, is going to blow up in their face. And Horowitz himself is not exactly appropriate. filing courage. He's a bureaucrat. He's a guy with suspenders, Beck, sitting there go,

oh, my going to get in trouble when I say this? All right, that's the system. They call it the swamp, all of that. That's what it is. I am pretty confident after yesterday's leak that they have something. Let me go to Hunter Biden. Now in not Ukraine, where was it, Stu? Romania is the newest one. Yeah, Romania. Well, I understand that he's associated with Dracula. Well, he's a bloodsucker, I think. In fact, here's what happened. He got put on the board of directors of the Vampires Union in Transylvania. He's not a vampire. He doesn't know anything about Vampire.

How did he get on the board of vampires? He doesn't know how to stay up at night, hang from the ceiling, live in a coffin. How did he get on the board? And why? Right. Why did Joe Biden threaten to drive stakes through everybody's heart unless they put them on the board? I mean, it is essentially that story. It really is.

I mean, if it sounds familiar, you know, Hunter Biden, bizarrely giving legal advice to some corrupt rich person in Romania while at the same time Joe Biden was leading a policy to fight corruption in Romania. I mean, it sounds awfully familiar, Bill. I'm shocked. I'm going to go camping with Hunter Biden soon, and I'll get the whole story, you know, on. But Joe Biden himself is an old-time politician. Everybody knows this. Ever since Martin Van Buren, people have been doing this, all right? Elected senators, vice presidents, presidents, they help their friends.

They help their family. That's what the Biden's got caught doing. It's not going to go away, whether Americans care or not. don't know. Bill O'Reilly, you've got 30 seconds. I'm trying. I'm going to do two live shows called Understanding Trump. I'm actually doing four, but the Boston show this weekend is sold out and the Palm Springs show is sold out. We're going to be in Mesa, Arizona, on November 15th, and we're going to be in Huntington, Long Island on December 15th. Those dates are approximate. I'll show up. But Bill O'Reilly.com has it. You want to see the Understanding Trump,

the beginnings of the tour, please go there. Thank you, Beck. That was a very generous of you to give me that time. 29.30. Perfect. You're welcome. What a professional. Bill O'Reilly.

I try, and now I have to go shooting with my water gun. All right. Bye. Bill O'Reilly. We'll talk to you next week. I think our job is done here. I mean, they say leave them wanting more. We should just...

I mean, that was pretty good. I don't know if it's the big show, though, this week. Really? I feel like it's more of a... I don't know. I feel like Wednesday was the big show. So this is the post post, post big show? Post post big show.

Wow. I mean, we were going to have the... Could be the pre-big show, because Monday is going to be pretty spectacular. Monday's a big show. Yeah. So I don't know if it's the big show, but it's a big show. Might be the pre-big show.

Could be. But this we know is definitely a post-big show. Yes. Post-post big show. All right, anyway, car... What this even means? Car shield. Car shield.

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we'll do if we haven't already Kmart in Australia has removed a children's Halloween costume from its shelves because of a petition started by a concerned parent. They now call this

beyond inappropriate. Now think of all the Halloween costumes that you've seen then this one's for girls that you would classify as beyond inappropriate. Can you name anything? Right.

You've got the sexy nurse. Sexy cop. The sexy anything. The sexy secretary. The sexy poll bearer. The sexy actuary was a weird one. I mean, they're all like girls and women's Halloween costumes are almost always, I want to quote, beyond inappropriate. Okay.

So this mom did something great. Australia's 7 News reported that Shannon B asked the outlet to keep her name anonymous but she noticed the costume when Halloween shopping for her daughter. It was selling on the shelves for $6 and being made and marketed for children as young as four years old. She said this is beyond inappropriate and offensive and Kmart has a social responsibility to pull this off their shelves immediately.

Well, her outrage led her to change.org where she started a they're international now. Oh, are they? Yeah. This is the Van Jones group. Change.org, which demanded that the retailer pull the costume

from its stores. The petition has earned close to 250 signatures in three days since its launch. 250 full signatures full signatures and change dot org isn't that the the government site where you're submitting the you have to get to 250,000 so no no no no it's change dot org is the van jones remember change dot org that was color of change i don't know what change dot org is sorry that was color of change

so i'm i'm i'm listening you know i'm i'm i'm i've left something out okay yes i'm I'm dying to know what the costume is because, I mean, they got 250 people to support it. Yeah. It's got to be really. And it's been with those 250 people, they have removed the costume because it was wholly inappropriate. So they removed the costume. Okay. What is it?

I'm dying. Seriously dying? I mean, because if you're literally dying, I think I'm going to wait a little bit longer because we could make that into a cool episode. Is Stu going to die? By the way, change.org is not the government one either or color of change. It's just a for-profit petition site. Okay. So here we go.

Here it is the thing. Here is the beyond inappropriate costume. It's a costume that depicts a young girl wearing a wedding gown and a veil. A wedding gown and a veil? I mean, are they saying like it's child brides? Is that what they're trying to, is that why they think it's inappropriate? Well, isn't that interesting that you're mind? goes right to where everybody's mind went.

Right? Everybody sees that and they know that 12 million children, some girls as young as six, about the same size as this, quote, costume, are sold and married off by their family without their consent. Come on. Child marriage is no joke. Wow.

Oh my gosh. Because I thought they might be going to don't enforce gender stereotypes. No. By dressing your daughter as someone who might want to marry a man someday. Well, do you have to marry a man if you're wearing the wedding dress? What kind of stereotype or... Exactly, right? Look at where my mind goes.

All these dark places of men and women marrying each other. I can't even disgraceful. And you're teaching that to a four-year-old that doesn't even know yet if she's a girl or a boy or a them or a there or a Z or an alien. You don't. Not illegal alien. Man, I didn't mean to bring that and jog that out of. Sorry for the trigger. There's no trigger. You should just know you're listening to the Glenn Beck program.

That's all we do is trigger people. By the way, you can get my new t-shirt at shoptheblaze.com. It's the just shut up t-shirt. I think you could wear it in Australia too. We're so glad that you have tuned in today and been listening. We have, I mean, I just went over some stuff about the economic news. And Stu said, well, there is a high rate of suicide in the country, if you'd like to add to that. Let's set a record.

See how how we can get it. That's one way to go. So you want to do it on Monday instead? No, yeah. I am interested in, first of all, you were solving the riddle of perfect sleep. Oh, yeah. That I want to know for my own purpose. personal purposes.

All right. Well, I'm a weird guy when it comes to sleep. I mean, I don't know. I don't know how you sleep, but everything has to be exactly perfect for me. Yeah, no, I have to have. Like, specific sounds have to be in the room. Like, my wife likes to listen to this, like,

soothing piano music. I cannot go to sleep when it's on. It has to be, like, consistent noise without individual notes, and I keep explaining this to her. She thinks I'm a psychopath, and that doesn't sound psychopathic at all. I can't sleep with individual notes. What's the problem? Doesn't sound like a psychopath at all.

No, I don't want to sleep with a piano. Right. I wouldn't mind a piano waking me up in the morning. Right. But not going to sleep. Thank you. All right. Back in just a second.

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You're like, what? Stop it right now. That's the way it's designed to be. This is the problem. You think you need to watch television with other people. You need to watch it alone. Just go in a closet, go into a theater room, go into a man cave, go somewhere else where people aren't and then turn on the television. I just want to watch a show with my family. I love hearing my family laugh.

I love hearing my wife laugh. She used to laugh so hard at the office. And we'd watch the office all the time. And she would laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. and then we can't find a show because she's like oh that one that one's that they have a potty mouth well this is why by the way that everyone is just rewatching the office

over and over and over again it's like the most popular show in America friends is friends and again like but I mean the office is one of the greatest television shows all the time and it is one of those things that now is like probably one of the most popular valuable media sources because they'll pay anything to keep that on that. Yeah.

And you're sitting here and like Friends, I would have never thought about having my young kids watching Friends when Friends was on. But society has changed so much. It's like, oh, the paradise of a G-rated show like Friends. Really not even now. No, it's not. But compared to everything else, it's being produced. And I don't know why they all think they have to do it.

Why does everyone have to put the F word in every show? Why? Why? There's only so many words. Why do you have to show everybody naked hooking up having sex? Why? Is it, I mean... Well, you know why, right?

Yes, I do know. I do know. But did they not understand that there are people out there that don't want that? We're watching with our families. Is there, then there's no value? What shows are you trying to watch that are everybody's having sex with your family? What show is that? The shows are not having sex with my family?

What are you talking about? What show are you watching with your family? No, like my wife, so it's... Okay, what is it? What's the police show? New York. Barney Miller? No.

No. I don't know. There's a show that we watch. Every show we watch as soon as somebody says, well, damn it, let's get on that. My wife is like, no, we're not watching this. They're using bad language. How many damets do we need? Oh, my gosh.

Honey, have you seen... I've had this already. Have you seen everything else on television? If you can't watch this, you can't watch anything. Well, I'm fine with that. Let's go read. That's why I need to go back and watch something wholesome, something that can't be questioned like the Cosby Show. There's something...

We have watched the Cosby Show and liked it, and we didn't tell him he was a rapist until after the series, which may have been a mistake. I don't know. Because now the one rapist they know, they really like it. That's exactly right. It's not the way you want to. We piss are funny, Dad.

So, I mean, we, but we did. We watched all the I love Lucy's. We watched all the, you know, old Disney stuff from the 50s. We watched them all. And, you know, now they're 12. Why can't they watch the Sopranos? And you know the answer to this, of course. Yes, I do know the answer.

But that's what I feel like every show. The Sopranos used to be like, holy cow. Almost every show is like that. Yeah. I mean, I really do believe we're in the golden age of television. With an exception for families. Yeah, the shows are fantastic. Fantastic.

But they do push the envelope. You know, they don't have to follow any of these rules. Right. Now, they do have the Vid Angel situation, which I know Pat Gray is a big proponent of, where you can, it goes with Netflix and Amazon Prime, and you can go and you can just set it so we don't want swears, we don't want sex. I got to try that. He swears by that?

He swears by it. I mean, he only watches stuff with the Vid Angel thing turned on all the time, even for him. I got to try that. Because Pat, you know, has self-control unlike us. Yeah, I have no self-control. I mean, I've no self-control. Like, okay, so one, Gotham, watching Gotham with my son. Okay, I'd like to skip some of the things.

And we do, you know, but it's, it because it was dark and it had, you know, dark undertones to it. We loved it, loved it, until the very last episode. The worst, and I'm not, I'm not spoiling anything. if you haven't gotten to the last episode from last year, I'm not going to wreck anything. Don't watch it because it wrecks the entire series. Really? Oh, it was, we were pissed.

We were so excited for the last, because it's the setup, the guy's going to become Batman now. And you were like, what? Did you have a whole new group of writers come in and write this? You're like, yeah, you know, I wrote the whole series. I'm kind of tired. Chuck, the janitor, come here. Why don't you write this one?

It was horrible. I heard a lot of those complaints about Game of Thrones as well, where they said the last episode was really bad. Is that not accurate? I don't think so. I heard that from lots of people who love that series. Yeah, not as bad as Gotham. There's no ending to any show series worse than Gotham.

None. Zero. You couldn't do it. What about the one from the 80s sitcom where they, actually in the middle of the sitcom stopped and said, sorry guys, we're canceled and the show ended. What? Do you know that story?

It's a real sitcom. I can't remember what the name of it is. I'll look it up. But they were in the middle of a normal episode. And then they said, hey, we got to go. You mean we have to go on vacation? No, we have to go. We're canceled.

Goodbye, everybody. It just ended. I kind of like that, actually. I kind of like that. It's a good way to end. They should have done that on Game of Thrones. Yeah. Which is coming.

No. Who's coming? No, we got canceled. No. Oh, winter's finally here. That's the whole thing. Winters here are done. Temperature dropped, five degrees.

So it's... You should see what, when winter comes soon. It's in a thousand years from now, but it could be that in 12 years, we're all dead. Anyway, so I found what I think, and all of the episodes, I am in love with Ricky Jervais. He's so good. He is, I think... The most empathetic actor I have ever seen on television. He wrote The Office and starred in the Office, the British one.

And he did this show called Derek that I've been watching. And there's one character in it in the first season that is a bum alcoholic who is obsessed with sex. And he is so over the top. And my wife and I were watching it were like, why is this guy in this? It's such a great show. Why is he in this? And by the time you get to the second season,

you realize it's Ricky Gervais's pattern of the way he writes things. He is looking for redemption. Ricky Gervase, all of his stories I really think are about redemption. People who have gone way off the road and have found their way back to good and kindness and decency. And this show, he plays a 50-year-old mentally handicapped kid or guy. And he likes everything.

And he is just, he sees the best in everyone. And he lives in this nursing home where he kind of lives and kind of works in this nursing home. And the episode, I think it's, I'll have to look it up, but it's in the second season. I think it's like the third episode or, uh, and I'm telling you,

it is the perfect television episode. I've never seen a better episode than that. Okay, the show is called Derek. Derek. Yeah. And I wouldn't, I wouldn't start here if,

you know, if you want to watch it, but if you want to just see one, if I've watched it with my family three times now. Three times we've watched it. It's like 22 minutes. And it is so, it makes you,

feel so good. It's just you believe in decency. Let me see if I can find it real quick and tell you which episode. That's interesting. He has another show that he's doing to. What's the show? Because you also recommend it. After life.

Yeah. Afterlife. And it's the same thing. And because of watching that, I understand Derek. And Derek came out before. But I think that's what his deal is. He is, I think he's really kind. I don't know.

But his humor seems. seems kind of rough, but I think he's actually the most empathetic person I've ever seen. He's, you know, in, incredibly talented guy. Obviously, I mean, just the office is a world, you know, it's a lifetime accomplishment. I mean, you're talking about one of the greatest TV series or episodes of all time. I would put Diversity Day from the office in that picture. There's several ones you could put in there. But Diversity Day would be there.

The dinner party would have to be in there. Diversity Day, dinner party I've never seen. Diversity Day was the second episode. of the office. It was the first one they did originally for the U.S. So it wasn't like a copy

of a UK script. And it's about Michael Scott, you remember, decides to do a Chris Rock routine. Now, it's not okay for a white guy to do the Chris Rock.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they do the thing where they put the note cards on each other's forehead with different races and try to it. And it's such a perfect description of all the weirdness that goes on with PC.

and it's so freaking funny. How much did Ricky Jervase have to do with the writing for the American series? He didn't write a lot of it, but they consulted pretty closely on it. And a lot of people complain about the first season because it was the most awkward and most sarcastic. And he wasn't a likable figure. He became more likable in later seasons. See? But I think that is what happens.

I think that's his pattern. He surrounds himself. In Derek, he is this perfect person. He's just, he's everything you would love him. And he's just this perfect person. And he sees the best in everyone, even though he's had a bad life and everything else. And he's just, he's happy. He's just happy.

And he's surrounded by people that are not happy and are less than perfect. but it's awkward at the towards the beginning and then you realize he's changing their lives he's totally changing all of these people and it's just really great it is for the if you ever really if you're ever like down and you're like I really want to feel good episode six season two of Derek episode six season two uh Derek meets the perfect match through his online dating profile uh loss at the nursing home teaches Derek that it's never too late to make amends. It's phenomenal. And look at his acting. And the last three minutes, the guy is a world-class actor. World-class. You love it. All right. Derek, I got to watch that.

Derek. Derek. By the way, the BBC is worse than we are, because this was on the BBC, and it's like, they just let words just fly. Yeah, they don't care. They don't care. They don't care. Okay, ever heard the phrase, Rising Tide lifts all boats? in the financial world throughout history, even this day, the rising tide is represented by gold. You know, the amazing thing is that what's the price of gold today? You're asking the wrong question. The price of gold remains the same. The value of your dollar is what goes up or down.

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So she's talking about something else. Yeah, so we have all of those that's coming up. You did mention, though, the perfect sleep. Can you describe what you've done here? I think I've cracked the code. I think I've honestly cracked the code. I am somebody, I have trouble sleeping. And I got to the point because of the pain thing that I was going through that I just couldn't sleep.

And I looked at the bed like, oh, dear God, I don't want to go through that again. And so, same way your wife looks at it. Just thinking about Derek. I'm just thinking about Derek. So I should have given the context, I was like, I should have said that's what she said. Would have better. Anyway. So I've been.

you know, looking for the right mattress for a long time, looking for everything. I love, because I grew up in the Pacific Northwest, I love like the windows open. But in Texas, I don't sleep with the windows open because it's too muggy. It has to be the perfect temperature. It has to be like 69 degrees. I have a hard time going to hotels because hotels, it says 69, but that's not 69. And so, you know, I'm like 62 degrees. That's probably 69.

And I love blankets, but if I'm hot, I can't stand them. The sheets, I like it when it's cold. I have to have a ceiling fan or a fan. And because I started, don't ever do this, I started sleeping with earplugs when our second child was born because they were crying in the middle of the night. and I had to get, I was at the time getting three to four hours of sleep. I had to sleep. And so I started wearing earplugs and now I can't stop. Once you start that, you don't stop.

It's like introducing the noise, sound, you can't stop. Okay? So fans, earplug, 69, it's got to be cool. It's hard. Okay? You got another joke you want to share with class? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, move on. 68 degrees.

Does that help you? That sounds, that sounds wonderful. All right. So I found the perfect mattress. Got it. I then found the perfect pillow. I meanness, not a commercial. My pillow.

Love it. Then my wife said, I found this thing called chili pad. Chili pad. And I'm like, I love that idea. What do you mean? And she said, it will make one side hot if you want it, one side cool if you want it.

And I'm like, I don't know. It's an electric blanket? No, you put it underneath the sheet. And it's like, two. and it runs warm or hot water through it. And I'm like, that sounds like that's going to be a nightmare. You're sleeping on tubes? Yeah, right, right?

Right. And I'm like, no way. That's not going to worry. It's going to be awful. And so we did our research on it. And some people are like, it's a little loud. And I'm like, this is a horrible idea. And she said, well, we can send it back if we don't like it.

You know, it's money back guarantee. And then she showed me how much it was. And it was like $1,000. And I was like, you are out of your money. mind. She's like, do you want to sleep? Because I'm, I'm right now, I'm either cold or hot, cold or hot, cold or hot. Me too. And I am the same way. So we tried it. Oh, my gosh, we love it. Oh my gosh. You have to have one. So you don't feel the water. You don't feel the water. You don't hear it? No, it has three different speeds on it. I don't mind it at the highest speed.

My wife is like, why don't you just turn it down just a little bit? And I'm like, it sits underneath your bed, it's not bad. It's not bad at all. And it is tremendous. And so you can, if you're cold, you can have it heat up. Yeah, it's better than this. Because you wake up and you're, I'm always freezing, but when I go to bed, I'm hot. Right. Right. There's a science to it. And I looked into the science to it because I didn't want to pay a thousand dollars for a stupid chili pad with hoses that was running underneath my sheet. But there's a science to it. And it's unbelievable. It will break the patterns of sleep. You will go to sleep fast.

You will wake up warm. It's unbelievable. Unbelievable. Want to get me one or? Nope. Just order it to my house. I don't care if you have. In fact, I hope you have sleepless nights.

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that will show you how far we have come. And it centers around the case here in Dallas of the kid getting the sex change operation. We'll get to that in a second. Also, you are going to finish up the thing on the perfect sleep. And I know we have important news today, and we'll get to that. Oh, I think this is, I mean, I swear to you, I think this is the most important work we can do.

So does it feel like you're like on a water bed? No, it doesn't. It's okay. So we're talking, if you just joined us, we're talking about this thing called chili pad, which I've talked to so many people who are like, I haven't looking at that, it's expensive, and I don't know if it's going to be worth it. I'm telling everybody I know, you've got to order it. You have to order it.

It is, it is the key to sleep. And there's science behind it to where, and by the way, it's not a commercial. I don't have anything to do with chili pad. when you get into bed, your body core temperature has to go down. You can't go to sleep until your core temperature goes down. It's part of your body shutting down. And so you can't get to sleep and you can't get to dream state until your body is cool. So I go, and I know this sounds crazy because I thought, this is nuts.

There's no way I'm going to sleep on this, but I put it all the way down. I put it all the way up for the morning. I put it all the way down. It's like, I don't even know, 100 something in the morning. And I said it for 54 at night. Okay? This seems a tad extreme. It does.

You are actually extreme, like the media says. No, it doesn't feel like that because I was worried it was going to feel like you're just sleeping on a cold slab or cold water. It's not like that. You know how when you get into your bed and your sheets are cool and crisp? Oh, yeah. And you're just like, oh, it's like that all night long. my son came uh we were in uh Vegas and our dog doesn't eat when we're gone he doesn't sleep well

when we're gone so raf was sleeping in our room because that's where he usually sleeps the dog usually sleeps the foot of the bed and so rave we said rave go sleep in our bed tonight just to keep uno company and comfortable and so he did he actually called me the next day and said you never told me your bed was like that and i'm like well son we haven't gotten to that point in our relationship. And he said, he said, that is the greatest bed of all time.

It was never hot all night. It was like, he said, I sleep sideways sometimes. I sleep in my bed. I try to find a cool spot all night long. Because your bed collects the heat. And especially if you have a,

you know, what do you call those, you know, spongy mattresses. Oh, yeah, memory foam type of situation. Those things are like you're on fire all night. This is unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable. And you can change it.

Like if you say, I want to get into bed and I want to be all warm and cozy for a while, you can put it so it's warm and cozy when you get into bed. And you just change it on your phone and you put it on there. And then it will start at a certain time. You just tell it when. Start cooling the bed down. And that's when you want to be asleep.

It'll hit the right number. when you want to go to sleep and then it will you can set those points all through the night. Like you said it on your phone, right? Is it where you? Yeah. Yeah. And my wife, you know, she used to be cold all the time. Yeah, you can split it, right? Yeah. Okay. She used to be cold all the time. We had arguments all the time. It's so cold in here. And I thought she was going to keep the bed on her side lightning hot all the time. But, you know, something happens to women, you know. And they get hot and cold, hot and cold, hot and cold. She is no longer tossing and turning.

She was the one who said, I can't sleep this way anymore. I, this is good. They should, can it predict all the hots and colds and hot and colds and adjust? No, but I think on the phone app, you can actually put in how many times you woke up or something, and then it will, I'm not sure, but I think it will suggest. Look, I'm a sucker for new products.

This is the best one ever. Yeah. This is the best one ever. Ever. I love this idea. Yeah. I love this idea. All right.

All right. So should we do this at a Saturday and live thing we've been teasing? Okay. So here's from, I think it's 1985, I believe. And I want to first take you to Dallas. And the update on this Dallas story of the kid whose mom apparently wants the kid to have a sex change. Dad doesn't. That may be the case, but we found out some information about the dad that.

appears as though he has a truth problem and so it may not change the story because we don't know about the mom if she wants to really have the child have a sex change but it may not be that it

it may turn out that that's not actually happening story might be more complicated than it's been presented by Russia today for example but that does not change the fundamental truth of the story that you should not be you know changing the sex of your child at seven.

Yeah. You know, I don't think that they're ready for that. My, my, my, my, my,

my, my, , my, my, my, my, , my, my, my, I'm, uh, and so, uh, we're living in this kind of world., and it is unreasonable for people to, you're a hate monger, if you say that, and, and, and, and, and,, and, how many years ago, was it that Bill Murray was it that Bill Murray was on. and Philip Hartman who is dead, Phil Hartman was scream. A genius. In this sketch,

he plays a doctor who, like Time Magazine, another person plays this character from Time Magazine, they're doing a story on this doctor because he has the world's record of always delivering girls. He's never delivered a boy. You have 8,000 girls in a row or something like that. And so they're doing a story on him, and they're sitting in his office, and Bill Murray and what's her name? Victoria Jackson.

Victoria Jackson, who's a scream. They're in there, and she's about to give birth again. And this is like their eighth child, and she's delivered all girls. And Bill Murray wants a boy, and the doctor has just run some tests, and here's what happens. I love girls. Ted really wants a boy. This is our eighth try. We'll try again.

No, no more. Doctor, will this one need that operation? Yes, I'm afraid so. What operation is that, doctor? That's the press. Well, every now and then, a little girl is born with a penis and testicles. Laughing?

And, of course, they have to be removed and reshaped. It's quite routine. Five of our seven daughters have had this operation. Doctor, what percentage of the babies that you deliver need this operation? Oh, I'd say 48, 49, 50, 51% in that area. Doctor, hear the reports you wanted. Oh, thank you, Louise. Here comes a guy dressed in a nurse's outfit.

The skirt clearly a guy. Please, it's one of the first babies I ever delivered. It's John Lovitz, he's the first babies. his first daughter he ever delivered. How to go? Same old problem. Well, don't worry, Louise.

Mr. Wright's out there somewhere. Well, Janet, Ted, I'll be seeing you next week. Thanks, Doctor. Goodbye. Nice to meet you. Bye, doctor. Okay, bye-bye. Hey, Ted. Buck up.

A son is a son until he takes a wife. But a daughter's a daughter all of her life. God bless you and your work, Dr. Buffett. Come on. Oh, doctor, I got to leave early today, my electrolysis appointment. I love it. Well, of course. Louise, anything you want.

Thank you, doctor. Well, another little girl. Can you believe it? Dr. Hoffers, can't you see what you're doing here? I mean, the 48 to 51%? They're not girls. They're little boys. You have mutilated over 2,000 little boys.

No! Is it the music? No, they weren't boys. They were little girls. Trapping little boys by them. The punch line is they were little girls trapped in little boys' bodies. And the press was the one that said, you're doing mutilation. We've mutilated 2,000 little boys.

Wow, is that different than the way that would be presented today? Now, I'm going to put this on my website, and I want you to tweet this out and demand an apology. Send this to all of these organizations, and I demand an apology. from NBC, from all of the people involved. Even Phil Hartman is a state. Is a state. Should it an apology. They actually, I would not be surprised at all if they took that off of future DVD releases.

Sure they would. Sure they would. That's just insensitive. You can't make jokes about that. And that's why we should burn that to our CDs. You should burn those things right to a DVD. So you have, I mean, think of all of the things that are just being erased. just being erased and how in the digital world you can do that then you agree to it by the way when

you buy things from amazon or uh you know uh like prime video for example um or books the same way with your kindle like you're signing and a usage agreement in in effect you're using you're getting like almost like a long term lease well you're going to find that out if you've ever bought a disney thing from amazon uh once that once that once that contract runs out and Disney has its own platform, they're not going to be going on Amazon. Once you purchase it, you'd think it's... There have been cases, though.

No. You think Disney's going to pull them off after a purchase? When that contract is up, you darn right, I do. I mean, you said it happens before. It has happened, yeah. Yeah, you lose the rights as a company. Netflix could lose the rights to these movies because MGM says, I want all of our movie collection over here. And so they lose the rights.

And soon as those rights expire in the contract, then that company can take those rights back. And the money you spent to buy that, you don't own it. Yeah, a lot of people complain that they have a library of videos and all of a sudden they go to watch one and it's not there anymore. And you thought you bought it, but you didn't. You just essentially leased it until they didn't have rights to it anymore. Which is a problem because you could have a class action lawsuit. and if Disney does it, it could be a class action lawsuit.

Not against Disney, though, but against Apple or anybody else that you bought it from, because it says rent or buy. Or buy, right. And it should say rent or lease. And it's a giant scam, giant scam. I mean, they will do that, though, even for content, not just for rights, which is at least somewhat defensible in some way maybe. Oh, no, they'll just take this.

Yeah, they're editing content. They're editing. They're editing. This sketch no long. is okay and we're just going to delete it. It's book burning in the digital world. And so you don't, you know, history, they say, history repeats. No, it doesn't.

As Twain said, it rhymes. It rhymes. So book burning is not going to come back with all of us standing around a bonfire going, yeah, let's throw our books in because we've seen that and we know what that means. But it rhymes. We're book burning right now. We're just doing it with the digital space. That's it.

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Right. There's a lot of like trunk or treats and, you know, winter. festival or fall festivals and such, yeah, yeah. Okay, so now schools are canceling Halloween celebrations left and right. Really? Got to get rid of it. Is this beaten that because it's evil or?

No, of course not. Of course not. It's not because of the blackface pumpkin, is it that I saw this week? No, no, no, no. It's a commitment to equality and equity and creating inclusive welcoming environments for all. And while we recognize that Halloween is a fun tradition for many, it is not a holiday celebrated by everyone for various reasons,

and we want to honor that. None of them religious. It's all about this is wholly inappropriate. You're coming in a little girl coming in a wedding dress. Are you kidding me? So is it like, are they saying it's offensive to like Wiccans or something? is it, who is it offensive to? We are aware of the range, the range of inequities that are embedded in Halloween celebrations.

Inequities? Is this costume like you're taking over other people's culture, that type of thing? Yes. It's like you're, you might, someone might wear a Native American costume. Yeah, cultural appropriation. Okay. So we're moving away from Halloween celebrations that include costumes or similar, similar, let me quote it exactly, similar traditions during the school day.

Like candy? I don't, I don't know. I don't know. But you know what stuck out to me with a word? Traditions. Because Barack knows, if we're going to do this, we have to change our language, we have to change our history,

we have to change our traditions. Huala, as Mitt Romney's Twitter handle would say. It is accomplished.