The Glenn Beck Program - Waking Up Woke | Guests: Gov. Greg Abbott & Jeffy Fisher | 4/23/19
Episode Date: April 23, 2019Hour 1 And the Woke list continues. More things to add to the 'what is racist' list? That's why darkies were born. ...Bernie Sanders thinks murders should be able to vote. Ex convict talks to Glenn, "...I have paid my debit." Hour 2 Texas Governor Greg Abbott calls into take Glenn's complaints. Property taxes are are skyrocketing out of control in a state that everyone is moving to. "We are going to hammer down the property taxes" ...America is being Fundamentally transformed right before our eyes? ...If it ain't broke AOC Hour 3 Jesus most likely was a Palestinian man? We are moving away from the MLK. Favoring groups by skin color is all the rage, again. Post modern deconstruction of American culture ...Time to play 'Is It David Duke or Amy Schumer' with Jeffy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I don't know if I could go on today.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm just a little upset today because as I was driving in, still I don't think I could do.
As I was driving in.
I drove past a statue.
And I don't even know who the person was of that statue.
But the way he was looking at me,
and this giant horse with the hoof up and everything,
I thought, they're going to travel me to death.
They're just keeping me down.
And I don't know if I can go on.
I just don't know.
What's next?
Some big, fat, old woman who's been dead for 40 years,
she's going to have a statue of her
and after she sang racist things?
I can't.
I can't do it.
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Do you know that there's a bust of Che glaring at a hillside in Bolivia?
There is a statue of Lucifer in Madrid, Spain, and another one in Belgium.
There are statues of Karl Marx, Stalin, Lenin all over the world, including a statue of Lenin
in Seattle.
Same goes for Mao.
There's a statue of Satan in Detroit.
That's great.
Hey, kids, it's not oppressing you.
It's just a statue of Satan.
Just outside a former ghetto in Warsaw, there's a statue of Hitler kneeling in prayer.
There's a monument to a fascist soldier in Chicago that was gifted by Italian fascist dictator Benito Mussolini.
It's adored.
A large statue of an image.
naked man standing on a naked woman in a cemetery in Brooklyn.
There's a statue of a police woman urinating in Dresden, Germany.
And of course, there's mannequin piss, the statue in Brussels of, you know, the little kid
peeing in the in the pond, which is kind of cute because they dress them up as different
things depending on the time of the year.
I'm sorry, that's horrible.
It's a horrible statue, and it's been oppressing me.
And I, I wake up in night terrors thinking, uh, the mannequin piss.
But there are a lot of things we have to worry about today.
Statues are not, that's not all.
This is an actual list that we compiled for you today.
Of the things that have been branded racist just in the last two years in America,
dogs and dog walking, 911 calls,
TSA body scanners, classical literature,
literature and philosophy.
Do I even need to say this one?
Milk.
Knitting.
Being cheerful.
Not being cheerful.
Friendliness.
Not being friendly enough.
Libraries.
Clowns.
The Avengers.
Diets.
Infant mortality rates.
The one that comes from none other than Kamala.
How do you say her name?
Kamala Harris.
You should know that when she comes and she says infant mortality rates.
She tweeted that implicit racial bias is one critical reason that maternal mortality rates for black women is three or four times higher than white women.
She blamed maternal mortality rates on, of course, racism.
But also there's makeup.
Makeup.
Personal space is very, very racist.
Vikings, potatoes.
Inclusion.
Inclusion
Burger King commercials
The Okie Dokey Hand Sign
The rainbows
Compliments, childbirth, houseplants, nail polish
Bacon
Yes, bacon
Trying to improve racial tensions
Not focusing constantly on racial tensions
mentioning racial tensions
Existence if you're white
Now,
I would like to just be the first ad, this monologue will soon be called racist, I'm sure.
There is an incredible amount of overlap between statues and perceived racism.
I don't have to give you any examples because you know exactly what I'm talking about.
By the way, more statues of Christopher Columbus are coming down.
It was celebrated yesterday that two more states are replacing Columbus Day with
indigenous people's day.
There's Columbus, there's Thomas Jefferson, there's Francis Scott Key, Abraham Lincoln,
of all people, Joan of Arc, and many, many others.
Now, the most recent example is, as unexpected as the whole walking your dog is racist.
But here's the thing on the latest outcry.
They had to work really hard for this one, except in doing.
any kind of research.
The controversy centers on the statue of Kate Smith, a singer who was once called the Songbird
of the South.
She gained famed in the 1940s for God bless America, which I think is a progressive nightmare.
But that's a different story.
Smith's achievements are a little awe-inspiring.
She performed for King George.
and Queen Elizabeth.
She performed at the White House right before World War II.
Ronald Reagan bestowed her with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
She was credited on helping defeat the Nazis thanks to an 18-hour broadcast in which she helped CBS raise over $100 million in war bonds.
Think of that.
This is back in the 1940s, $100 million,
because of her 18-hour broadcast.
And that was just one broadcast.
She did, like, I think the total was 600 million.
I mean, which is, if you, today's dollars is over 10 billion dollars.
Think of that.
For World War II.
Think of that.
Think of that.
She helped us defeat the Nazis.
For decades, both the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Flyers played her version
of God bless America at home games.
The Yankees featured it in the 17th inning since 9-11.
Flyers even had a statue of Smith.
outside their stadium.
She'd become the team's good luck charm
after she performed God bless America
before game six of the 74
Stanley Cup finals
and the Flyers won.
But this month, all of that is changed.
Now she's a racist.
We shouldn't even mention her.
There shouldn't be a statue.
She needs to be canceled.
She needs to be forgotten.
She needs to be smeared and destroyed.
Here's what the statement reads.
The Flyers have enjoyed a long and popular relationship with God Bless America as performed by the late Kate Smith.
But in recent days, we learned that several of the songs Kate Smith performed in the 1930s included lyrics and sentiments that are incompatible with the values of our organization and evoke painful and unacceptable themes.
The songs, now I want you to know, you're going to be offended by the lyrics and the songs, but hang on.
the song that's why darkies are born
this has a lot of room on that one
and pickaninny heaven
not a lot of room there either
pickaninny in case you don't know is an archaic
derogatory word to describe black children
she performed the movie she performed this song in a movie
in 1933
in the scene
she devoted the song to a lot of little colored children living in the orphanage.
And she sang about watermelons and it's clearly a racist song.
Okay.
She's under contract in a movie that she didn't write.
But she performed it.
Okay.
But let's look at the really disturbing one.
That's why darkies were born.
I don't even want to say the lyrics on the air because they will be
taken out of context and used to smear me.
I'll let Kate sing it for herself.
Here it is.
Someone had to pick the cotton.
Someone had a plan to call trouble.
Okay.
So you listen to that and you're like, what is this the clan meeting?
How is this possibly, how is this even acceptable?
Listen to the lyrics.
That's why they were born?
Because somebody just had to be content with any old thing.
Somebody had to be tired and worn and laugh at trouble.
Had to plant the corn, pick the cotton.
That's why people were born.
Are you kidding me?
How could you possibly record that?
Well, if we would like to live in the world of ignorance,
if we would like to live in a world where nobody does any critical thinking,
you just jump to whatever conclusion suits your agenda.
And that's really important.
I'm going to come back to that.
Well, then you can just be pissed off at Kate Smith.
Or you can understand that that is a song from a 1931 Broadway review called George White's scandals.
and it was a satire of white supremacists.
She actually wrote this song along with Paul Robertson.
He was an actor and a civil rights activist.
His father was literally a runaway slave.
So what happened?
What happened?
Oh, oh, this was a song that civil rights activists were actually singing two.
mock racists.
You know, if we get rid of
Kate Smith because of this,
may I suggest
we put Mel Brooks
on the chopping block?
Have you heard the song he sang?
Because he sang about the Inquisition.
I don't know. Did you hear that?
I'll play it for you in a minute.
But he's also done a movie
where he's treating black people.
It's crazy called Blazing Zincers.
saddles. Here's
the Inquisition, his song.
Let's begin. The Inquisition.
Look out, sand. We have
a mission to convert
the Jews.
Oh, my gosh.
We're going to teach them.
Wrong from right. We're going to help them
see the light and make an offer
that they can't refuse.
That the Jews just can't refuse.
Confess.
How was this made?
How could anybody
do this? Do this.
This.
The Inquisition, we're going to convert the Jews?
It's better to lose your skull, cap, than your skull.
Oh, my gosh.
I need to take a break.
I'm so offended.
I'm so offended.
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So, Kate Smith.
Kate Smith is a racist.
Now, you might ask yourself, why?
Why was someone looking for Kate Smith?
How did that even happen?
Who's going through Kate Smith's catalog and then stirring this up in Philadelphia?
This isn't about racism.
This isn't about anything except God bless America.
That's what this is about.
God bless America the song if I might quote a former first lady because my husband knows if we're going to do this we have to change our traditions we have to change our language we have to change our history that's what this is about God bless America because the song she sang the one that is the
real horror show.
She sang in a review to mock racists.
She and a son of a runaway slave civil rights activist wrote it together.
Now, let me ask you this.
Let me ask you this.
Not a son of a civil rights activist.
Son of a runaway slave who became a civil rights activist.
Now, let me just, let me just remind you again.
If we are going for parody and we have to destroy careers based on parody,
then this song must destroy its creator as well.
Springtime for Hitler, ladies and gentlemen.
You certainly can't say things like that, Glenn.
You can't, you just said it.
I mean, now I think you should be tossed off.
You just said springtime for H, which I will not say.
Because I know in 50 years they'll come back and say,
it wasn't that you were saying that Hitler was a bad person.
You were saying he was a good person.
Look at you.
You put the word springtime near it.
I mean, that is what we're facing.
I'm not even going to say it.
I'm going to let the racists do it.
How does Mel Brooks?
A Jewish man?
How did he do this?
We looked around and then we found the man for you and me.
Stop.
Play Kate Smith.
Play her song.
You have to hear it in the same way that you know the context of this.
That is the same context as Kate Smith.
Someone had picked cotton.
Someone had a plan.
But they are counting on you being stupid.
They're counting on you being uninformed.
They're counting on you not even going to Wikipedia,
which is the encyclopedia for dummies.
They're counting on it.
And why?
To get rid of God bless America.
Another tradition.
Another voice, another high point, a woman who helped us fight the Nazis, a woman who not only helped us fight the Nazis, but raised in today's dollars, what was it, $6 billion.
$10 billion on her own, on her own.
We have to raise that, because we can't have a white woman raising money to help fight evil.
No, no, no, no, no.
There weren't people all across the country
giving their hard-earned dollars to stop Hitler.
They were all for Hitler.
Don't buy into it.
And for God's sake, America, stand up.
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Let's do town halls and a preview to a story I'm going to get to here in just a few minutes.
Pat.
A New York Times editor and somebody who wrote an opinionar
article.
Yeah.
Has written just a quote.
As I grew older, I learned that the fair-skinned blue-eyed depiction of Jesus has for
centuries adorned stained glass windows and altars in churches throughout the United States
and Europe.
But Jesus, born in Bethlehem, was most likely a Palestinian man with dark skin.
So first of all, take this in because he asked what white people say when they find out
that their white Jesus isn't white.
Duh.
Really.
I have a feeling
Jesus looked
very different
than all of the, you know,
pictures of the model, beautiful.
Hi, I,
I usually do
fashion modeling,
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Well, Isaiah told us.
There was no
beauty that you would desire him.
There was, he wasn't, he wasn't super attractive, according to Isaiah.
It's prophecy.
Well, did Isaiah know him?
No.
No, he didn't.
And he certainly didn't say he wasn't even going to be a Jew.
He was a Palestinian, which Palestinians, the Arabs, the Arabs didn't live in the, in Israel until they came and, uh, and came in about 700 years.
after Jesus died.
Yeah.
So it would have been a miracle birth indeed.
Wow.
Look it.
Born to a people who weren't even there yet.
Yes.
I gave birth to the first Arab.
Okay.
So, Pat, let's talk a little bit about the town hall last night.
Exciting, wasn't it?
Oh, it was great.
Oh, man.
If they could have done all of the candidates, I would have been.
Oh, I would have loved it.
Yeah.
You can barely get through any of these things.
When did criminal voting become such a big deal in the Democrat Party?
Because they have to have every single vote.
Right.
And because they know criminals are going to vote for Democrats.
Now, listen to this question that we have from the town hall last night about prison voting.
And listen to the way the question is asked of Bernie Sanders.
and tell me if Fox News would have asked this question exactly the same way
if they wouldn't have been called racist and Islamophobes.
Listen.
My follow question goes to this being like you're writing an opposition ad against you
by saying you think the Boston Marathon bomber should vote,
not after he pays his debt to society,
but while he's in jail.
You sure about that?
Well, Chris, I think I have written many 30-second opposition ads throughout my life.
this will be just another one, but I do believe.
Look, you know, this is what I believe.
Do you believe in democracy?
Do you believe that every single American 18 years of age or older as an American citizen has the right to vote?
Once you start shipping away at that, believe me, that's what our Republican governors all over this country are doing.
They come up with all kinds of excuses why people of color, young people, poor people can't vote.
Stop.
No, they're not.
No, no, they're not.
You're printing up.
I want 16-year-olds to vote.
No, no, you're just printing up new things.
Well, if 16, how come a 12-year-old can't vote?
And Republican governors are actually asking people to bring their ID to the poll with them so we can verify that it's you.
And I mean, that's as hateful as you can get.
You have to do that when you pick up prescriptions.
Right.
You have to do that when, what, are drugists, our pharmacists?
Are they racist?
Because you can't get up a prescription without your ID.
So are they racist?
That's life-saving medicine.
It's not just casting a vote of one of millions.
Right.
This is saving someone's life and they have to show up with ID.
To me, it is so racist to claim that minorities can't produce an ID.
They can.
They can.
They do.
And by the way, you know who else believes that?
African-Americans.
So it's about 80%.
It's honestly one of the most popular things in all of our discourse.
And yet the Democrats continue to get away with it harping on it.
It's amazing.
Yeah. What do you think? I am, I admit to being a little torn on this issue with Sanders was mentioning.
And even with, you know, the Boston bomber, should they be able to vote while in prison?
No.
And I, that's where I've been my whole life.
But let me just, minor question. I would like to hear, because you're.
Listen to this. Listen to this question, but understand.
This is Stu who's never been, oh, you know, he's always been.
Look, we've weathered all kinds of storms.
Listen to this.
Go ahead.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
I don't have it.
I can't say the thing because I have no idea what you're wanting me to say here.
No, I want you to say what you're going to say, what you said earlier today about, you know, you've had a new look at this.
Go ahead.
My new perspective on it, or at least, because I feel like I'm torn on it.
And I get it, don't know what Glenn's leading to here.
So I hope.
No, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
So the idea being that, like, if someone is in prison and one of the issue, and one of the issue,
in the campaign is about prison conditions,
should the person who's being affected by those policies be able to have input in them?
Use the example that you use today.
And I'm not saying that this is your,
and maybe you were just using this for me.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I do.
Okay, now I know what you're saying.
So my first example was what if they outlawed air conditioning in prison, okay?
And so it's really hot.
And should you be, as a person who's affected by the policy, be able to say,
wait a minute, I want a politician who's going to oppose that.
Then, to appeal to Glenn, I said, what if they started outlawing, they started throwing, as we've foreshadowed many times, they started throwing people with unacceptable political opinions in prison.
What if you're some outrageous talk show host and you get into prison and you're now in prison for some BS thing that you shouldn't have to do?
What if they started throwing Kate Smiths to the world in prison, right?
Because they said these horrible things.
Should you not have input to say, you know what, I don't think that candidate who is, in my belief, violating the Constitution.
should be able to go.
A gun claim is another good one.
The Second Amendment.
If you get thrown in jail
because they put in one of these crazy policies,
should you not, while you're in prison,
be able to say, I want a different politician
who sees the Constitution the right way?
And I think there's an art.
I think this is a largely meaningless conversation.
Number one,
we're not there.
We're not there.
Number two.
We will be next week.
But number two, also like, you know,
I know we all get all excited about the actual,
you know,
important historically and all that, you know, the idea that these are turning over elections often are going to be unlikely.
But just from a, from a principal manner, like, I think that if you, people who would oppose those policies that put them in prison shouldn't, you could in theory, right?
Like, you're Hitler. You could put, you could put Jews in prison who could never vote you out of office, right? And you could come up with some ridiculous way to put them in prison. And then they would have no input to overturn that way.
Yeah, that's kind of a separate topic, though, from what we're talking about here because we're not at that place.
If we got to that place, then, yeah, I might think differently about it, but we're not there.
No, it's definitely not.
They can vote for their own air conditioning.
They lost that opportunity.
You lost that right.
So, look, here's a, here's a thing on the air conditioning thing that takes a moral society.
Yeah, it does.
You know, if you're not a moral...
You don't want to torture them.
Right.
No, nobody is declared unconstitutionally.
Nobody in today's America is going to say, I don't care of this.
drink swill, put them in a cave and let them starve.
We're not like that.
Yeah.
So, so that one doesn't work because we still are a somewhat moral people that don't
want our prisons to be nightmares.
Somewhat.
Right.
But I mean, that's not what principles are about.
What, you know, like, you're not, you don't come up.
Like, we don't, there's no, no, no one's going to be putting soldiers in your home that
not during wartime, but we still have the Third Amendment and it still stands as a legitimate
principle.
Correct.
And I think the principle is that I happen to agree with.
I don't agree with once you get out of prison that you've lost that right forever.
I don't think that's right.
You've paid your debt.
You've paid your debt.
But while you're in prison, I'm sorry, you lose your rights.
You're in prison.
So there's nothing you can do serious enough, serious enough, that you could lose your voting rights forever.
In Bernie Sanders world, right.
And I will tell you, I don't think so because.
Sex crimes, like molesting children, rape.
You've paid your debt.
I mean, we either believe in the pay your debt or we don't.
Once you've paid your debt, if your crime is so bad that you can never, ever recover from it, you should never, ever be out of jail.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that's kind of the argument on the, like, the, you know, Megan's law list, right?
Like if you are a threat enough to potentially molest children that we need to tell everyone in your neighborhood about it, maybe you shouldn't be in the neighborhood.
Yeah.
But I do think that if there are things that we don't understand.
We don't understand, you know, if you can ever be cured and God forbid in this tape will destroy me probably in maybe a year and a half.
but if you can't be cured from pedophilia.
Yeah, I know it's old time.
He believed it cures for medephelia, which is just natural.
That might not be a year and a half.
Yeah, I know.
It might be a week and a half away.
I know, I know.
But we don't know.
We don't know.
And so we don't want to take chances with our children.
However, you know, the voting booth is not a school yard with kids in it.
now you just hope you don't move into an area where the voting booth ends up being in the school because then you're you know and you're solved if you've committed a crime you know against children you can't go to the school you can't go to the school to vote so we got you covered and I think too my my general position on this forever has been if it's part of the punishment and you receive you do the crime and receive the punishment you know about it in advance right like it's all publicly available that you're not going to be able to vote anymore
probably okay and fair,
but I can understand the other side of that one
because there is, you know,
part of your voting right is saying
like I think law should be this way.
And if you are on the wrong side of that law
and then there's no one there to overturn an unjust law,
that could be problematic in a long-term scenario.
And I don't know if the cost of having somebody vote in prison is worth that.
I would rather, we, the American way used to be
that we err on the side,
of freedom of freedom always air on the side of freedom so what you're saying is well yeah but
maybe these guys get out and they're going to vote for this or that well yeah maybe but what about
the guys who come out and they are truly reformed are we going to we're going to punish them just the
other day correct the guy who was released under trump's second chance law and he you know completely
reformed and actually got out of prison then they brought him back in on some technicality and then
Trump's law, bipartisan law, by the way.
Here's what's crazy.
No, this is not Bernie Sanders because Bernie Sanders doesn't think you should ever lose that
right.
Even while you're serving your time.
You were the Boston Marathon guy.
Comill and Harris was basically the same.
Yeah, that's crazy.
In my opinion, that's craziness.
What isn't, in my opinion, is to be able to say, look, you lose it for that time period,
but we either as a country believe in forgiveness and redemption, or we,
We don't.
So if you pay the price, we must let it go.
We must let it go.
I think you should not put voting booths in prisons.
But if they can escape prison and get to vote, that should count.
That's my policy.
Don't see that out loud.
I mean, George Soros will have helicopters over every prison next November.
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See, this is my problem.
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Go ahead.
No, and I never own a gun.
I just think more people need to look at it in a broader spectrum than just never again.
Thank you so much, Jason.
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Today, that might be, I don't, I don't know, a French fry.
The climate?
I mean, yes, yes.
I married a white person.
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Yeah.
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This is craziness.
I moved to Texas from New York
because I couldn't take the insanity anymore.
Couldn't take the taxes on top of taxes, on top of taxes.
I couldn't take the attitude anymore.
Couldn't take the lawlessness and the ridiculousness
of the way laws were enforced,
or not enforced.
Well, welcome to Dallas, Texas.
The DA has now come out and said,
he will not prosecute thefts of personal items
worth less than $750 unless the theft was for financial gain.
So if they steal your watch and your wallet
and it's not as much as $750,
if that person really needed that,
Well, then the DA will not prosecute.
What did it?
Did a wormhole open up?
And we've dropped into some Alice in Wonderland?
Is this Texas?
Is this even America anymore?
What the hell is happening to us?
Texas governor, Greg Abbott.
I contend the best governor in the country, at least the best I've ever lived with.
I mean, not that I live, you know what I mean,
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It's not like we're breaking news there.
It's not like we're buying curtains together.
Seems like maybe we are.
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Greg Abbott, you haven't gone insane yet, have you?
This is Texas. We will not allow lawlessness in the state of Texas. What is going on in Dallas County is unacceptable. It is the job of a district attorney to enforce the law. In fact, he took an oath to preserve, protect, and defend the laws of the state of Texas. He is violating his oath as unacceptable. If he wants to change policy, he ran for the wrong job, he should run for the legislature where he would have failed in his policy. But, but,
Let me tell you something.
We are not going to allow district attorneys in the state of Texas to hijack our legal system
and to promote lawlessness, to not prosecute crimes.
That is insanity.
We're going to send him back into New York or some other place.
What color curtains do you like?
I just love you.
I love you.
I saw this come out over the weekend.
And if you really need it, if it's a necessity for you,
$750 they can just rob you?
That's insane.
What do we have charities for?
What do we have churches for?
What do we have soup kitchens for?
Well, this is nuts.
What are these people thinking?
Well, listen, you know, we've got the NBA playoffs and hockey playoffs going on right now.
And I need a nice big TV that I can have people over to watch the game with me.
And I found one for only $700.
So I'm just going to stop by and grab.
me a TV, not worry about paying for it, so I can be able to host a good TV watch game.
Right.
This is insanity.
We talked about this.
They're making the case right now.
I mean, this is socialism in a nutshell, except it's with crime.
We were talking about yesterday.
They're making a big deal out of having access to the internet.
Well, if I have access to the internet and Wi-Fi, but I don't have a computer.
As long as I steal one for $700, I'm okay.
Hey.
And think of the message this is, but,
put yourself in the shoes of the mom and pop grocery store or some other type of store.
Yes.
In some part of town in Dallas County somewhere,
where they may have people coming in and saying,
listen,
I'm just going to take this or take that from the store owner because there's no fear whatsoever
of being prosecuted.
That is lawlessness by this district attorney,
and I'm very, very proud of all the law enforcement agencies, both in the state of Texas,
as well as in Dallas County, coming out as well as I did, as well as the Attorney General did.
We want to send a message not just to Dallas County, but also to the entire state of Texas,
that this type of lawlessness is not going to be allowed, will not be allowed to be promoted,
and we're going to work to shut it down.
How do the police feel about, because they're going to be the ones who a Starbucks is going to call
and say, we have these guys.
They come in every day and they steal muffins right off the counter.
They just take them and they walk out.
We can't continue to do this.
How do the police, how are they expected to deal with this?
Because they're going to take the brunt of the store owner
or the person that's just been robbed when they say,
I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.
Exactly.
And that's one reason why the police are so extremely angry about this
because they too take an oath.
They risk their lives every single day where they could be shot and killed as they were gunned down in downtown Dallas a couple of years ago.
They put their lives on the line to promote safety to protect the people whose communities they patrol.
And now they are being told by the prosecuting attorney in that county that these criminals may not be prosecuted.
And so it ties the hands of police officers and they are rightfully angry about this.
Governor, this is way above your pay grade, but I know you're doing something about it.
I want to tell you a story of something that happened to me, or this is way below your pay grade, way below your pay grade, sorry.
But I want to tell you something that happened to me that I could not believe I lived in the state of Texas.
My home taxes, my taxes went up.
Property taxes.
property taxes through the roof, through the roof.
And everybody that I know, the taxes have gone through the roof.
My taxes went through the roof because I own three and a half acres.
Everybody else in my neighborhood only owns one acre.
And even though my house is built across those three acres or, you know, two and a half of those acres,
in, it's, you know, one story.
The tax assessment came back that I had to pay for all three acres.
as if there was a home on all three because I could divide my land up, as long as I tore my house down,
divide my land up and be able to sell three houses on there.
It was insane.
So we wrote a letter saying, yes, we're coming.
We want to contest this.
Our attorney wrote a letter.
A comma was in the wrong place.
we went to defend it with our attorney before my wife walked up she heard the woman at the tax assessor
who is sitting at this little council she's she walks up and she hears the woman say i'm so sick of these rich people
and their problems blah blah blah blah blah blah blah my wife is like oh dear god so she she presents it
The woman looks at her and said, how do we know that you meant that this letter means what you say it means?
We said, well, because we're the ones who wrote it.
Our attorneys wrote it for us.
We're the ones who wrote it.
And they said, well, but the comma here means that it could have been written about this.
We're like, no, but that was a mistake on the comma.
We are fighting it for this reason.
Forget the comma.
We're here to testify.
This is what we believe.
They rejected it because the two other people looked at the woman and said,
I don't care, whatever you decide.
And of course, she decided, no, we're not accepting this because of the comma.
Governor, this is insanity.
It's insanity what's happening to people with property taxes in Texas.
Well, I think it's theft by taxing authorities.
And that's why we are focused this session as we speak right now on reforming your property tax system,
doing three things. One is to address, in part what you're talking about, and that is to
rein in and out of control appraisal system. Thank you. Listen, I know this is tough on you and
many of your listeners, but think about the average senior who is being driven out of their home
that they may have already paid off because the property taxes are increasing so much. They can
no longer live in their home. It's insane. Think about the millennial who's looking to buy their
first home, and they average out their monthly income and things like that and figure out, you know,
we can afford to buy this home for $100,000 or whatever the case may be.
But then when they have to factor in what the property taxes are, they realize, well,
they're not going to be able to afford to live in the home.
So point one is we have to reform an appraisal system.
The way the appraisal system works in the state of Texas for property owners, for homeowners,
is that they are able to jack up your appraised value by 10% per year.
By God, they're going to try to get every penny from you by doing a,
exactly that. And there is no limit on businesses of what they can increase the property taxes
buy. And so the cost of what you're paying for your goods and things like that that you may
buy somewhere is going up a whole lot because property taxes of the seller is going up so much.
But point one, we want to reform the appraisal system. Point two, we want to use state money to
buy down your property tax rate so that we will lower the amount of property taxes that you
pay. And then point three, we need to close the back door to prevent taxing authorities from being
able to come back in and raise your property taxes back up. That's why people have seen in the news
that the Texas Senate has already passed out and the Texas House soon will pass out limits on the
ability of taxing authorities to raise your property tax rates. We are going to hammer down property
taxes in Texas. Thank you for that. Okay. Do you have time? Could I,
could I hold you over for one minute and then come back on it?
Because I want to talk to you about what's happening to our state.
I think, I mean, you know there's a-
Let me get you asked me, Glenn, I got to get to the capital, I guess.
Okay.
I got to take you over there, ask me a question real quick and I'll answer it.
We are, I am very concerned.
Texans are not aware of the efforts to flip us blue.
And we are, we are close to losing this state.
It feels.
Am I just feeling something that's not happening?
No, it is.
True. Obviously, the elections got close this past year with the Beto effect, but part of the
Beto effect was the fact that he raised $80 million. He was able to spend that money on getting
people to register to vote and go vote who had never voted before. And so what we are working
is to counter that by making sure we get conservatives out to vote and get them registered.
And so, listen, we understand that if we lose Texas, we lose the United States of America.
We do. There will be no other Texas for people to go to.
this is worth fighting for.
And so we are going to work every single day to make sure we fight to keep Texas the conservative bastion of the United States of America.
Governor, God bless you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
God bless you.
Thank you to your listeners.
That guy is.
He's rock, solid.
He's one of the people you actually want to let off the phone to go to actually do his job because it's usually a good.
Yeah.
I know.
Well, they don't.
I mean, here in Texas, we don't have full-time legislature.
So they're in, what, every other year?
Yeah, something like that.
Every two years?
Yeah, every two years, something like that.
And it's, I mean, it's great.
They're just not around.
You just don't see them.
They're not doing it.
Somehow the state operates.
I don't know how it happens.
With no state income tax.
Right.
I mean, because the property taxes are, they're not as high.
I don't think it's the Northeast.
No, they're not New York.
They're high for some states.
But with no state income tax, you kind of, you kind of are okay with that.
The only problem I have with it is the way they are raising them.
They're just raising them like, like he said.
They can raise them.
So they do. They raise them 10%. Yeah, that's what I haven't happened to me this year.
Yeah. And then you have to go protest it. It's the most bizarre system. And I would say most people in
Texas aren't even aware of it. Yeah. Like you own a house, you're like, what do you mean how to protest my
taxes? That was our deal with the comma was we said the property taxes went up in this year last year,
last year. And now they're gone up again. And so they said, because the way we phrased that
sentence and the way the comma was, no, you can't protest last year. You missed it last year. So you can only
protests this year. We're like, we know that.
But you're just making the point. We were making the point that it already went up an unreasonable
amount. Now, look at what you're doing. And they were like, nope, sorry, you include last year. How do we
know? And I would just say it? It's nuts. Maybe in the future, hire an accountant or an attorney and
don't just go directly to the governor with your little problems. That's what I would say.
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You know, I just want to tie a few stories together for you.
Let's start with Sri Lanka.
Sri Lanka, what did we learn about that?
we learned that those were Easter worshippers, not Christians.
We also noticed that there wasn't a single democratic leader that had come out before when New Zealand was attacked and said, when New Zealand was attacked, they came out and they said, this is a war against Islam and it must be stopped.
This hatred of Islam must be eradicated.
when the Easter worshippers were killed in a coordinated plan and attack by several people,
a group in Sri Lanka, supported by an international group of Islamists,
nobody said anything about it.
Their thoughts and prayers went with the people of Sri Lanka.
Well, that was great.
I appreciate that.
But will you at least say this was an attack on Christians?
And Christians are coming under fire.
at the highest rate since, since Jesus.
Will you say that?
No, they won't.
Why?
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God bless America.
Kate Smith.
The statue in Philadelphia of Kate Smith is being taken down because they say she's a racist.
If you missed, if you miss this reveal, make sure you go back to the podcast and listen to it today.
because we talked about it in hour one.
And we showed you the song she sang, where she sang it, why it was written, why she sang it.
In context, she is way ahead of her time, way ahead of her time as a civil rights leader.
Okay.
Why are they really taking that out?
They want that statute down because Kate Smith sang God bless America.
It's tradition.
It's the way we view America.
It's part of us.
She raised the equivalent of $10 billion herself.
$10 billion to fight the Nazis.
That's insanity.
Here's this heroic woman.
In a different age, singing a song that was meant and sung by civil rights leaders.
She was, it was a.
sarcastic parody of white racists in 1931.
Wow.
She was ahead of her time.
That must have been popular.
Why are they doing it?
Because they know for a fundamental transformation,
we have to change our traditions.
We have to change our values, our language, and our history.
and that's what's happening.
You also have to take apart the rule of law.
If you're going to have top down, bottom up, inside out,
you have to get rid of the rule of law.
You have to create chaos on the streets.
We just told you about a DA in Dallas.
This guy is insane.
He says he's no longer going to prosecute anybody
who steals things that are worth less than $750 if they really needed.
excuse me if they really need it they can steal it so if it's baby food diapers food clothing
I can tend to laptop you could make a case that I really needed this for just about
anything in today's world you have to create lawlessness you then have to tax the
citizen's wealth you have to crush the rich
Well, they're doing that.
Are they not?
Look at Elizabeth Warren.
Take away a tax on people's wealth.
That's not their income.
That's their wealth.
So if you have $50 million, well, you can afford it.
So every year I tax you, let's say, 10% on your wealth.
That's 10% on every piece of art you own.
You know, everything that you have, this has already been deemed unconstitutional
several times, but that's where they're going.
Take away people's wealth.
Take away the rule of law.
Take away people's wealth.
Pit them against each other, rich, poor, black, white.
Take away their history, their traditions.
And what do you have left?
What do you have left?
We are going to show you a couple of things.
First, tonight.
on the blaze at 5 o'clock.
Kamala Harris, she is our latest
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When we signed the treaties in World War II, Churchill made sure that he bound the Soviet Union as
much as he could. Remember, nobody, you know, FDR was fine with the Soviets and communism.
But Churchill knew these guys are dangerous. And so we bound them to something that we thought
maybe they couldn't affect anybody. But they did. They found a way around it. We bound them by saying,
you cannot come in and disrupt elections. You can't put, you can't put armies on the street.
You can't take over, you know, in a hostile manner.
they have to find their own way.
Should they decide to join you, that's fine.
So the Soviets went to work on a plan.
How do we flip Czechoslovakia, which was the breadbasket of the east?
It was providing most of the food right after World War II.
Nobody had any food.
Czechoslovakia was a bread basket.
They were a free market.
They had just come out from fascist rule.
Well, how did that country flip and become communist and a Soviet ally in three years?
This document was written as how we did it.
It was smuggled out of the former Czech Republic back in about 1960.
It was shown to some members of Congress at that.
point and then just kind of slipped away into darkness well we have rediscovered it in our
research on a few things and we couldn't believe it because it is a document that absolutely
spells out word for word step by step exactly what's happening to America and once you're
aware of it it couldn't it won't be able to be done but that's if everybody is aware of
it and everybody believes it and everybody doesn't dismiss it as some old document.
If you actually look at what it says and you look at how they did it and what they're doing now in America,
you'll plainly see what flip Czechoslovakia in three years, have you noticed how quickly things are going?
Have you noticed?
As I pointed out when I was on CNN, these are the birth pangs of the things to come,
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I don't think you want to see what we're giving birth to.
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Right.
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He's got a few things that he's discovered about Jesus.
The War on Christianity.
Yeah, it's real.
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You can also ask him how to pronounce the name of their country.
That's another thing you can ask.
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No, you got it on attempt four.
I was just curious if the first three would be.
You weren't helping.
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How the hell did I ever get this job?
That's a great point.
Great question.
Incredible observation.
I wasn't asked you a special on this.
How did he get this job?
From the New York Times.
The New York Times is published a piece by a
writer who was reported for the Times, as well as edited for the New York Times magazine.
In this wonderful, wonderful article, Eric Kopich, the writer, wrote, as I grew older, I learned that the fair-skinned blue-eyed
depiction of Jesus has for centuries adorned stained glass windows and altars and churches throughout
the United States and Europe.
but Jesus, born in Bethlehem, was most likely a Palestinian man with dark skin.
Now, that's weird because the Palestinians weren't anywhere around Jesus.
In fact, they didn't exist until about 700 AD.
So just a, you know, just a few hundred years after Jesus lived, Palestinians appeared.
because there was no Palestine.
In fact, Palestine came because an emperor of Rome after he got rid of all of the Jews,
he decided to rename the area, Palestina.
And he renamed it after the ancient enemies of the Jews, the Philistines.
And they were defeated by, you know, King David and then defeated several other times.
and finally by the Assyrians long before the Jews were fighting with Rome.
So here's what happened.
Apparently, Mary had a double remarkable birth.
This Jewish woman gave birth without any kind of, well, with an immaculate conception.
And not only was he the son of God.
He was a Palestinian.
He wasn't even Jewish.
Isn't that nuts?
It's crazy.
Not even Jewish.
He was Arab.
Not possible.
Now, here's the real problem, besides the fact that he never in this article mentions that Jesus was a Jew.
He now says Jesus was a Palestinian.
Now, even the cultures across the world may at times show a Jesus that reflects their own story.
A white Jesus is deeply embedded in the Western story of Christianity.
It has become often impossible to separate Jesus and white from the American society.
I know.
I will never.
That's the main thing that I think of.
Thank God Jesus was white.
That's the lead of every sermon that I've ever been to.
I mean, look, I only go because my service is practically a clan meeting.
it's so like the it is not at all a central part of Christianity that Jesus was white right like that is not
that if does it not matter at all what Jesus's color was I mean yes the imagery and here and the
you know the way we look at Jesus here yes he seems like kind of a white dude but not completely
I mean I don't think it's necessarily clear in all the photos uh that we've seen I mean all those
the three now the 4K video we've seen of him is pretty clear
that he does look a little bit darker skin.
Yeah, I mean, before we had kind of like the 7-11 surveillance camera look at Jesus.
Yeah, I know.
But now that it's 4K, you can kind of tell, yeah, maybe a little bit darker skin.
I mean, is that it all material to one Christian on earth?
I mean, maybe a white supremacist would care about such a thing, right?
Like, I don't care.
It's not, it's not material at all.
I have a feeling Jesus was not a handsome man.
I mean, every picture I've ever seen of Jesus is, you know, he was a handsome.
handsome man. And I don't think he was probably a handsome man.
Right. Like, there's a description in the Bible after the, as he's going through the whole
scourging thing, which is part of the Easter situation, which was not pleasant before the crucifixion.
They went through both, which is not, not pleasant. And there's a description of him as completely
unrecognizable, as even like a human. He's so destroyed from the first process they put him through
that when they put him on the actual cross, he is not even recognizable as basically a member of the
species. Now, every picture you've ever seen painted of Jesus on the cross does not show him
that way, right? Like, it's not, it does not, that's not what the imagery shows, right? That is not,
it does not truthfully reflect what we believe Jesus actually had gone to, to that point, right? Like,
he had, he had been, it would be too gruesome to hang on the wall, right? Like, we're talking
Mel Gibson level stuff, even, maybe even worse.
from a passion of the Christ.
And that's not necessarily the way people,
not necessarily every picture in every hallway, right?
But is that central to the belief?
No.
Not at all.
It's not material to what we're talking about.
No.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Now listen, this is what he said.
Now even in the cultures across the world at times,
show a Jesus that reflects their own story.
A white Jesus is still embedded in the Christian story in the West.
It became often impossible to separate Jesus and white from the American.
American psyche. But I am interested. Now, Stu, I want you to answer these questions because he is
interested. I am interested in how white Christians feel about images of Christ. I kind of just went
over that one. Yeah, I kind of don't. I mean, I don't really think about it. How do you feel about the
possibility that Christ may not look the way he's been portrayed for centuries in the United States
in Europe? Listen to this question. How do I feel about the possibility? How do I feel about the
possibility that Christ may not look the way as he's been betrayed?
Dude, I figured that out when I was like in third grade.
All of the pictures of Jesus look different, you know, and it's, I don't expect Jesus
to look like the guy that I see, you know, in the pictures.
I just, I don't.
Reverse it, right?
Like, let's say we 100, let's say Jesus came from, uh, from Branson, Missouri.
he's like a, you know, normal white guy, white as can be, white bread, white.
And that's what we all knew that.
And some foreign country decided to portray him and he looked differently.
When we say you guys aren't Christian, sorry, your pictures look different.
Like, no.
No, it's not because of the...
Here's the last question.
Here's the last question.
If you've seen Christ depicted as a man of color, what was your reaction?
Well, I burned the church down.
Yeah, that's either that, or I went...
Oh, wow, that makes sense.
You know, it's, it's kind of like, you know, when I first saw black dolls start coming on the market.
Oh, my gosh.
I hadn't even, I didn't even, because I was a white little kid, I didn't even think about that.
And then when I saw it, I was like, oh, that makes sense.
And as a thinking human being, you're like, of course, you want to have something that looks and relates to you.
Right.
So I don't have a problem with that.
I don't know anybody who does.
And we do complain occasionally about how these things get changed, right?
Like, but my complaint about like why, okay, now, I don't know, Superman's gay or, you know,
Captain America is now, you know, an Eskimo or whatever.
Like these things change and we're like, okay, this is silly.
The reason why I at least get annoyed at those things is because we've moved, we're moving
further and further away from the Martin Luther King vision.
It's now instead of saying don't notice skin color, it's not important.
It has nothing to do with life.
Don't worry about it.
That's the vision I want.
Instead, it's always notice all the time.
It's all you should think about.
My problem with, who's the guy who's taking over for James Bond, the black actor?
I think he's great.
I think he's great.
I don't know.
And I think he'll be a good James Bond.
I don't really care.
I'm not watching it because.
because James Bond is black.
I mean, I thought
Pierce Brosnan kind of sucked
and he's white.
The same thing with Black Panther, right?
Like, Black Panther, like that's the...
But like, it was promoted not as a great movie,
but as a...
Finally, black people get a superhero.
That was the tagline of the movie, basically,
according to the media.
And that's the problem.
It shouldn't be about that.
You shouldn't need to have someone who looks like you.
Right?
I should be able to...
Like, if I have a hero that is black,
I shouldn't be like, you know what?
If I just had a...
version of that, I could sell that to my kids.
That's silly.
Yeah.
That's totally against what Martin Luther King wanted.
So my problem with, like, for instance, use, use, 07 is, 007 is a character written by Ian Fleming.
And it's based on him.
It's based on him.
A person.
A person.
So, I mean, it is, it's part of history.
Now, you change it.
It doesn't, I'm going to still.
if he's good at being James Bond,
I'm going, I don't care.
I really don't care.
Again,
it's not material to whether you're going to enjoy the movie.
No,
but when you,
when you have to have a character,
be somebody,
that they're clearly not.
What?
I mean,
it's just so stupid.
That's not born out of tolerance.
It's not born out of acceptance.
It's not born out of certainly colorblindness.
It's born on the exact opposite.
which is what all this stuff is from the left.
The word racism gets thrown around a lot,
but what else is it when you're basing decisions on skin color?
Like, that is exactly what the definition of racism, at least used to be.
You're making decisions solely based on the color of a person's skin.
And if you say, hey, I need to have a black superhero or it's not real.
Or I need to have a black candidate or I can't accept it.
I mean, the Democrats are basically admitting that as they run for president.
if we have a white guy at the top of the ticket,
there has to be a person of color as the VP.
Or can Joe Biden win?
Can Bernie Sanders win as a white male?
The New York Times said,
are the Democrats really inclusive
if the presidential nominee
isn't or is white?
And just a gay guy?
Is that enough? Is that enough?
Well, if he's qualified for the job,
yes, it's enough.
It's got nothing to do.
with this whole thing.
And, you know, progressives, and I would say this goes back to your most recent book, when we're talking about postmodernism, it is actually a complete reversal.
They have, they are as obsessed with race as Richard Spencer is.
They are as obsessed with race as David Duke is.
Yes.
They happen to be favoring different groups, but they are favoring groups based on race, on race.
on skin color, and it's the same exact disease.
Because the progressives haven't changed.
Yeah.
The early 20th century, they were racist.
They were just racist on black people.
Now they're racist against white people or Jews or whatever.
Nothing has changed just the target.
Racism isn't about the target.
The target can change.
Racism is about hatred.
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I'm going to go back to the Kate Smith song, which we talked about.
earlier today.
But here's the song.
Now, Kate Smith, in case you don't know, she's saying, God bless America.
And I want you to know, the only thing you need to know about this story is this is postmodernism,
deconstructing American culture.
This has nothing to do with Kate Smith.
And I will prove it to you.
It has nothing to do with Kate Smith.
It has everything about deconstructing our culture.
Kate Smith, who raised herself, the equivalent of,
of $10 billion to defeat the Nazis in war bonds.
That's incredible.
In 1931, she went on Broadway, and she was part of a Broadway review.
And she and another guy sang a song, and it sounds horribly racist.
I want you to hear the actual song that she sang in 1931 that somebody was so oppressed by
I mean, who's even searching for this?
Listen to what she said.
Oh, one had to pick to cotton.
Someone had a plan to call.
Horrible.
Someone had a laugh at trouble.
Though our dokeys were born.
Okay, so how could this song even, even then, how could this song be sung on Broadway?
and, you know, among all the enlightened artists of the time,
how could a Broadway show be done with this in the North in 1931?
Well, it's very easy.
If you just ask that question, instead of jumping to conclusions that,
oh, my gosh, she meant this,
you would know that she sang this song,
so did someone else, a civil rights activist,
on stage, the same show, on stage,
singing this song, the guy who also sang it was a civil rights activist whose father was a runaway slave.
Why would he sing this?
Because it is in the same spirit as another song from another Broadway play that was huge and critically acclaimed just recently.
with Mel Brooks.
Do you remember this song from Springtime for Hitler?
Germany was having trouble.
What a sad, sad story.
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory.
Where oh, where was he?
Where good?
If you want to be the audience that walks out on this song,
just like in the movie,
because they're so offended that this could be on,
Go ahead. Be that dope. Be that dope. Or you could see that this was written by a Jew. Mel Brooks mocking the master race, mocking those who followed Hitler and Hitler himself. That's what this was about. And that's what the Kate Smith song was. It was a song mocking the white supremacy.
in the South.
But do we care?
No, we don't care.
Why?
Who was so downtrodden by this song that none of us have ever heard of?
Who is so downtrodden by that?
I'll tell you, somebody who is looking to destroy our traditions,
someone who is looking to destroy our history,
that's who.
Somebody wants a transformation of America.
You've got to change history.
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Kamala Harris is one of the frontrunners for the Democratic nomination.
You need to know her history where she stands.
Socialist Spotlight on blazedtv.com slash Glenn tonight.
You know, we're talking about social engineering and racing history and confusing and getting rid of everything that you know so we can flip the country inside out.
Tonight, Kamala Harris, who is running for president.
She is on the – she's on the block today to be able to look at her and look at her history.
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Kate Smith. She died like in
1975. Who cares? Who cares?
No one. And no one cares about Kate Smith
except for her poor family that has been destroyed by this.
Correct. And, and you know, she's
now going to be remembered in history books as a
villain so we can get rid of somebody else who did
great things because why? She was pro-America? She's saying
God bless America. That was the target.
But I warn you,
You better go after Mel Brooks then.
Oh my God.
I mean, always sunny in Philadelphia.
Well, how is that?
I can't even imagine what that sounds like in 10 or 20 years.
Again, same type of thing.
They're parodying terrible people.
They're using satire to show that people who do X, Y, and Z are really bad.
And those of you in Hollywood or in comedy, you should look to the lesson of Louis C.K.
Yeah.
Who Louis C.K. is never going to be forgiven.
And I think the only thing I can think of is that remember the special he did where he was talking about abortion and he wasn't fully in the boat.
Oh, yeah.
He's had a lot of examples of that type of thing.
He's no conservative by any means.
But he's, you know, like, you know, he comes, he's come out.
He came out against like Common Core at one point.
Right.
You know, and it's like that.
You can't do that.
So you know, look, he had his own separate issues.
But we've seen, I mean, these people will praise Roman Polanski.
Yeah, he was having sex with 14 year olds.
They're like, ah, he's fine.
his movies are good how is how is this a real issue it's not so a warning warning look look in history
to kurt geron of of the uh the german film industry he was the icon of comedy in film and the germans
used him for a while the nazis were fine to have him until it came time for them to finally say
okay we're stable enough you are no longer here the idea of the idea of
was, no, I'm too important. They won't do that to me. So we were talking about this off air yesterday
about, you know, there are racist. There's David Duke. He's a bad racist. But if you're going to look for,
you're going to look for parody, comedy, you're going to have to purge an awful lot of people
and a lot of people on the left. Yeah, that's why we have a fabulous new game show, Glenn. It's called
is it David Duke or Amy Schumer? Which one is it? It's going to be very difficult.
for the audience to come up with these answers.
And that's why we brought in an expert.
It has nothing to do with neither one of us wanting to read a bunch of David Duke quotes
so we can be taken out of context and we don't care about Jeffie.
It's Jeff Fisher.
Thank you.
You know, I don't think this is fair to say, is it David Duke or Amy?
It should be, is this David Duke or somebody just as bad as David Duke?
Right, because that's the thing.
They're saying Kate Smith is as bad as the racist of that day because
She sang this song, which was a parody.
It was a satire.
It was a satire.
To show that racists were dumb, essentially.
Right, right.
So we brought in Jeffie, and again, it has nothing to do with not wanting to be a record.
His career is completely expendable.
Some people have said that.
Welcome, Jeffie.
Thank you.
The host of this game that Glenn has given a brand new, very clunky title to him.
Yes.
David Duke or someone just as bad as David Duke.
All right.
So you're going to read the lines.
Now, I happen to know these, Glenn.
I've heard this particular Amy Schumer bit.
But I'm curious to know if you can actually tell, I think someone that were going to be difficult.
Okay, go ahead.
All right.
All right.
Is this David Duke or someone just as bad?
Are the Asian people laughing?
I can never tell.
Well, seeing that it's from, you know, talking about laughing, I would say that it's someone just as bad as David Duke.
Oh, Amy Schumer.
Do we have Amy Schumer audio?
Are the Asian people laughing?
I can never tell.
Wow.
They all look alike.
They look alike and they don't make facial expressions.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow, that's someone just as bad.
I'll tell you that as David Duke.
Thank you.
And I hope the future generations realize that.
We all know how bad David Duke is, but we don't realize there are other people just as bad as David Duke.
Question number two.
Question number two.
Now who's the wet back?
Wow.
Again, this is why we have Jeffrey reading these lines.
David, David Duke.
Oh.
David Duke, do we have Amy Schooner audio on that line?
He's Hispanic, so he was like, now who's the wet back?
I'm like, hey!
Oh, no, that was Amy Schumer.
Somebody just as bad.
Just as bad.
As David Duke.
Next one.
Really bad.
I think that white people were no question, the creators of what we call white America.
Ooh, is that David Duke or someone just.
as horrible. Say that again, because that one's
tough. Say it again. I think
that white people were no
question. The creators of what we
call white America.
Oh, I think, does it have to
be in a comedy routine? Because that sounds like Amy Schumer.
Do we have Amy Schumer
of that line? Oh,
that's David Do. Doesn't that sound like
something they would say? Yeah, white America
definitely built what we would call
white America. It could have been, yeah,
that could have been a serious policy statement
from Amy Schumer.
So it was either Amy Schumer trashing being racist against white people or David Duke being racist against people of other colors.
This is an incredibly confusing game show.
It really is.
Back to our host, Jeff Fisher.
Of course you know the miracle of AIDS.
We all do.
It's the only disease that turns fruits into vegetables.
Wow.
Is that bad?
I don't think even Amy Schumer would have said that.
but that isn't a joke form.
It is a joke form.
Yes, it is.
Your final answer, sir.
David Duke.
David Duke.
Do we have Amy Schumer audio of that one?
Oh, you're correct.
David Duke.
Nice work.
Nice work.
Wow.
So my best friend is black.
She's teaching me how to freestyle rap.
And I'm teaching her how to freestyle swim.
That is Amy Schumer.
Play the audio.
And my best friend is black in this story.
And.
In this story.
She's awesome.
She's a comedian.
And it's cool.
She's been teaching me how to like freestyle rap, which I'm kind of good at.
And I've been teaching her how to freestyle swim.
And it's okay that the audience laughed at that today, but will it be okay in the future?
I think we need to identify with cell phone technology, everyone who's in the audience laughing at these.
I think that's important.
If you're laughing at that, it's sad.
It's a sad statement.
Do you think that all white people freestyle swim?
women in all black people freestyle rap.
You're clearly a racist.
It's an interesting take on that.
But yes, okay.
Next up, Jeff Fisher, the host of this fabulous game show.
Get back in the kitchen.
Those dishes aren't going to do themselves.
That is something that David Duke absolutely said,
but I bet Amy Schumer also said it.
Well, let's hear.
Do we have Amy Schumer audio?
Back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.
Talking about Hispanics,
saying they need to get into the kitchen.
Even as the host, it does sound like something David Duke would have said.
Yeah, because that's just a straight racist line, right?
Like, hey, Hispanics.
I thought it was about women.
Oh, no.
It's about Hispanics.
It's about Hispanics.
Yes.
Because you see, Hispanics do dishes, according to Amy Schumer, when we take out the context of what she's actually doing here.
And I think this is great because when they build all of the Amy Schumer statues that are clearly coming,
when that happens, we can all revisit this in 50 years and tear them all down.
Good thing there's never going to be a statue of Remy Schumer.
I'm so sick and tired of hearing about slavery.
You think slavery didn't exist in Africa, even Indian tribes?
That's David Duke.
And do we have Amy Schumer audio?
You are correct again.
You're pretty good at this game.
You seem to know these racist things very well.
That's a different game show.
Is the game show contestant also just as bad as does.
David Duke.
Thanks very much, Jeffrey.
By the way, you can get Jeffrey...
Yes.
Chewing the Fat.
Podcast, chewing the fat.
Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher available
where all podcasts are.
I can't believe we didn't get to the line
about Mexicans and their work habits.
Do we have that one?
It would be the fourth clip on our list
from Amy Schumer.
Tell me, is this David Duke
or Amy Schumer?
Would you know when you heard this line
if it was just read to you?
I mean, nothing works 100% of the time,
right, except Mexicans.
Wow.
But that, I mean, again, this is a...
Taking out of context.
Taken out of context, which is what they've done to me on multiple occasions,
taking me out of context.
They just did it to me last week.
Just did it to me last week.
You take things out of context and it's bad.
And...
But we're not playing that game because taking out of context,
you've already decided America by letting these things stand.
You've already decided that you'll just go along with it.
So whoever they want to sweep up and believe me, Amy,
they will come for you eventually.
They will.
They will come for you.
I mean, they're already eating their own.
They don't even have power yet.
And they're already kicking people out of the club.
What do you think is going to happen to you?
You make one wrong move.
You're out.
So good luck to you.
We, by the way, as conservatives, welcome you to do your comedy and any comedy you want to do anywhere.
I may not pay for it.
I may not enjoy it myself.
But I stand by your right to do it any place you can draw an audience.
You'll never find us outside protesting.
Never.
Trying to throw pies at you.
Never.
trying to stop you from speaking at college.
Which one's the fascist?
Which one's the fascist?
The one that says, hey, book the theater, go.
Make as much money as you want.
Tell any joke you want.
Or the ones that say, you can't say that.
You can't.
How dare you say that?
I'm going to protest.
I'm going to pick it.
And I'm going to burn every book that you've ever.
Hello.
Which one's the fascist?
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Well, we have learned a lot on this show today, haven't we?
I mean, we learned from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that the VA provides the highest quality of health care, and if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
I think veterans all around the country agree with that.
We learned that Jesus wasn't a Jew from the New York Times, that he was a Palestinian, which is really interesting.
we found out from this program, just taking it one step further, doing our homework, that Amy Schumer is just as bad as David Duke.
I mean, as long as Kate Smith is bad, Amy Schumer is just as bad, if not worse, than David Duke.
Certainly wasn't a defense of Amy Schumer and other comedians saying that that's not the way they should be treated.
I want to make sure that we were not defending at all.
We were defending the right of people to express themselves and be taken in context.
That's not our intent at all.
who would much rather rip them out of context and tear down their statues as soon as possible.
Yeah.
We also learned a little bit about Israel last night.
Yeah.
From Bernie Sanders.
For Bernie Sanders, this is really good.
Listen, you may not have known this.
I am not anti-Israel.
No.
But the fact of the matter is that Netanyahu is a white-wing politician who I think is treating the Palestinian people extremely unfailing.
What I believe is not radical.
I just believe that the United States should deal with the Middle East.
east on a level playing field basis.
In other words, the goal must be to try to bring people together and not just support one
country, which is now run by a white wing, you know, dare I say, racist government.
You dared.
Oh my.
You did dare.
You did dare.
You dared to dream.
Now, there's been cases in the past, Glenn, where some commentators have called the
president racist of a country.
and they paid a huge price for that.
Not recently.
No.
Not over the past...
This guy's a white guy.
This guy's a white guy.
And he's a Jew.
So if you're a Democratic socialist, fair game.
Fair game.
That's okay for you to do.
Yeah, you can say whatever you want, call anybody a racist.
Anybody a racist.
Now, of course, he has the right to call other governments racist, but I mean...
How do you expect to...
The analysis is ridiculous.
If you think that Donald Trump, anybody who's...
says Donald Trump is out of control. Really? Yeah. He hasn't called the leader of an ally a racist.
I mean, he's that much in control of his faculties. How about Bernie on taxes? Let's listen to that.
But I have and will continue in this campaign to fight for progressive taxation. In other words, whether it is Bernie Sanders or your family or anybody else in America, when we have so much income and wealth inequality,
And the people on top are doing phenomenally well.
Thank you.
If you are doing very, very well in our economy,
you should be paying your fair share of taxes.
We will raise those taxes for the upper income people.
We will do away with the tax loopholes and the tax breaks
that large private corporations currently receive.
I can't wait.
I sincerely hope he is the nominee because the defeat will be bone-crushing,
Bone crushing
Bernie Sanders
as president of the United States
Go for it, Democrats.
You may be overplaying your hand
just a little bit.
You're listening to Glenn Beck.
