The Harry Sisson Show - INTERNET: Draft Barron Trump To Iran!!

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

Harry Sisson breaks down the viral online movement to draft Barron Trump to Donald Trump's war in the Middle East.

All right, folks, check this out. This movement has gone viral and truly, it is so incredibly funny. So ever since Donald Trump began his war against Iran plunging the United States into another Middle Eastern conflict, there's been a movement all over the internet to draft Baron Trump to war, which by the way would make him the first Trump family member to serve the United States in a military uniform. We all know that Donald Trump hasn't done that. He's Mr. Bonespurs.

He dodged the draft. five times. And he seems very content with sending other Americans to war to die. He's perfectly sending other people's sons and daughters to the front lines. But none of his kids are enlisting for the military. None of his kids want to put on the uniform, which I think is interesting. And now we have a website that's been set up to draft Baron Trump to war by a South Park writer. His name is Toby Morton. It was trending on Twitter. It's just everywhere. So before we get into any of this before we look at this website, which is just so funny, make sure to subscribe down below, drop a like on the video, comment. Let me know if you agree, should Baron Trump be

drafted to war? If you're on Apple or Spotify, please make sure to rate the show five stars and follow along. It goes an incredibly long way. And without further ado, let's get into it. So before we look at this website, I want to show you some of the funniest and most viral posts about Baron Trump being drafted to war on Twitter. This is around the time when it was trending. And I just saw this post from Anonymous, and I thought it was so good. Draft Baron, and then it's this edited image of Baron Trump looking like a seven or eight foot tall man standing in the line of different American service members. And obviously, this is a reference to how tall Baron Trump is. He is like, weirdly tall. Weirdly taller than Donald Trump by a lot. Not that Donald Trump is a particularly

tall man, but Baron Trump's is like seven feet tall. You might see him in the NBA. I don't know, but I thought this photo was so funny. Gone. You know, put on the uniform. Why not, Baron, right? Your father, like, sending other people to war. Not him, though. And this one from Keith Edwards, YouTube's very own, just draft Baron Trump, getting it going on social media. Got 7,000 likes.

7,000 likes over 50,000 views. Keith's post alone. Here's another one, Morgan J. Freeman, U.S. private Baron Trump. This got 36,000 views. I don't know if Baron would ever make it to private, though. You can, you know, people in the military or people with friends or family or loved ones in the military. You let me know. You think parent Trump could become a private? I don't know. I don't know. But look at him in the uniform. Why not? Why not? As I said, this is what really pisses me off.

You know, Donald Trump is perfectly content to send other people's children to war, but none of his children have ever served. Nobody in his family has even come close to touching the military. He's actually mocked the military repeatedly. And I love this post from Frank. Got 52,000 legs. It's one of the most viral posts in all of this. 700,000 views as well. There's a movement to draft Baron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted somebody that Donald Trump knew personally. Well, you know, look, then that removes Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, Tiffany Trump, Baron Trump.

Matter of fact, any of the Trump kids, you know, he's kind of ignored them, only use them when they are useful to him. But yeah, you know, that's a good point. How can Donald Trump be possibly affected by this if he doesn't even know if he doesn't know Baron Trump personally. You know, he's never been a stellar father. We know that. I mean, he's cheated on all of his wives. And that is a true, a true fact, by the way, before Maggie gets mad at me for saying that. Here's another one. This is actually back when we were invading Venezuela and capturing Maduro. But this is another post that feels very relevant. Breaking, Baron Trump won't be

going to war in Venezuela. He has genetically inherited bones spurs. Oh, you know what? That's right. He can't go to war. He has bones spores. It's inherited from Donald Trump. It's the same thing. What a terrible thing. You know, draft Dodger Donald Trump and his bonespurs. It's been passed down to bear, and he can't go. Give me a break.

I thought that was funny as well. Here's Tara responding to a tweet from Stephen Miller back in 2024. This is what Stephen Miller said. Days before the 2024 election. If young men don't want to be drafted to fight in Kamala and Cheney's third world war, they better get out and vote for Trump. Well, look where we are now. The United States involved in a.

another Middle Eastern conflict, another war where the United States has been plunged into chaos. And who is it because of? It's not Joe Biden. It's not Barack Obama. It's not Kamala Harris. It's Donald Trump. Donald Trump put us in this position. This is his war.

And those Americans who have died six at the time of filming this, well, that's on Donald Trump. And I hope he knows that, but I guarantee he doesn't care. And Taurus responded to Stephen Miller saying draft Baron Trump. Yeah. You know, we didn't. vote for this. You and me, we didn't vote for this. We voted for Kamala Harris. No war. That's what we voted for. And so the Republicans, you know, Baron Trump should be first to step up, I think. Why not? Here's veterans for responsible, it's a group. It's a veteran for responsible leadership.

I should preface that by saying. And they responded to Donald Trump, who said that the, we all saw this quote by now. The lives of American heroes may be lost and we may have casualties that often happens in war. And he said, that's just the way it is. And they responded by saying the words of a draft dodger who knows nothing about the horrors of war. And that is absolutely the truth. So when is Barron signing up, he could be the first Trump to ever serve his country in uniform, which is true. Draft Dodger Donald Trump. Now let's look at this website set up by South Park writer Toby Morton.

So he's a South Park writer. He knows how to make things funny. And it's draft baronTrump.com. And it says, America is strong because its leaders are strong. Trump proves that every day. Naturally, his son Baron is more than ready to defend the country. His father so boldly commands service is honor, strength is inherited. Dog bless Baron.

Dog bless Baron, everybody, dog bless Baron. About us. And it has a photo, a couple of photos actually, of Donald Trump fast asleep, the strong man that he is. About us, the site is dedicated to honoring the strongest and bravest voices in war. When power is projected abroad, it is only right that strength exists at home. If you're looking for proven genes, inherited courage, and unquestionable resolve, look no further than the Trump family. Leadership starts somewhere. You know, I know this is parody, but even it's laughable, you know, that this is something that they actually believe that Trump would say that, oh, he has, you know, proven genes.

Strength is inherited. How about that? And here are some very real testimonials, by the way. By the way, these are totally real. Donald J. Trump said, people come up to me with tears in their eyes and they say, sorry, you're the strongest. send Baron off to war. I've always been strong, very strong, stronger than anyone expected. Some say the strongest ever, and strength matters, believe me. Donald Trump Jr. said, this moment is really about Baron, okay? Always has been. He represents strength, courage, and service.

I'll be honoring that sacrifice in my own way, mainly by talking about it from a safe distance. How about Eric Trump? People always say I'm the stupid, which is totally unfair because I understand a lot of people. It's totally unfair because I understand a lot about pancakes. Sorry. Pancakes are complex. You've got batter heat timing. If you rush it, you ruin everything. I think about pancakes a lot, mostly pancakes.

Well, you know, you heard it from himself. You heard it from himself. Tremendous. Wow, the Trump family, everybody. Tremendous. And the beautiful thing about Toby Morton is that this is not his first parody website he's set up. He also started the Trump Kennedy Center.org, a national institution. devoted to power and loyalty.

This is after Donald Trump renamed the Kennedy Center to the Trump Kennedy Center, which nobody calls it, by the way. And this is the top right of the left, I should say, of the website. A Trump 13-year-old girl, but two of the main things are redacted. The Trump Kennedy Center, and the website is still up. It's very, very funny. And so Toby Morton does some great work. And I especially love this website and those very real testimonials we just read.

So the draft baron Trump movement, it's gone viral, everybody. There's websites, there's trends, there's hashtags, the whole nine yards. So let me know in the comments if you want to draft baron Trump to war to go fight in Iran like Donald Trump is expecting other Americans to do. But I'll leave it there. Make sure to subscribe down below, drop a like. Of course, let me know what you think about everything. If you're on Apple or Spotify, please make sure to rate the show five stars and follow along. It goes an incredibly long way.

Have an amazing rest of your day. And we will talk soon.