The Herd with Colin Cowherd - 3 and Out - Deebo Trade Request, Pre-Draft Thoughts
Episode Date: April 22, 2022John discusses the Deebo Samuel trade request, if the Niners should get rid of him or offer him an extension, why the Dolphins never ending dysfunction is exhausting, what teams are doing in the final... days leading up to the NFL Draft, and thoughts before teams go on the clock. Follow John and The Volume on Twitter, Instagram and YouTube for the latest content and updates and check out FanDuel for the best wagering and daily fantasy action! #herd See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Here to talk some football.
And we got a lot going on here on the three and out podcast because we got a lot going on in the NFL world.
Debo Samuel requested a trade, dive into some angles there.
Kyler Murray, who I tried to tell you, Drama Queen, is not going to be anywhere to be found in OTAs or this off-season, even though he's under contract for the next several years because he thinks he's Patrick Mahomes.
The draft is right around the corner.
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I think next week, what I might do is we'll do a podcast after the first round of the draft
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That's the tentative plan of right now.
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People go, I listen on Spotify.
Well, over 90% of our listeners
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A little, I know.
some of you, the Spotify people, and they're diehard
to the Spotify people, they're still a
very, very small piece of
the podcast pie, which is clearly
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listen on Apple. Nothing long. I know as a
consumer, I do. I listen on Apple, iTunes,
to all my podcasts. But let's start
with Debo, who
you know, it's gotten
a little weird this offseason, the contract,
how much would they pay a guy that's had
10 weeks of elite
production? Been watching football.
I'm 37 years old. Since I can
remember for almost 30 years.
That's just good of a stretch of football from a
non-quarterback at any position
you'll ever see. I've seen every snap of Debo's career
and I was live at that Rams game.
That was as dominant of a game as you'll ever see.
Becoming a running back, throwing for a touchdown,
catching enormous passes.
He is, Debo Samuel is what I call
an absolute war daddy.
And there's a small percentage of athletes
even in the pro sports and baseball, basketball, and definitely football,
who take their game up when the games matter most,
and you feel more confident going into battle with them in a playoff game
than you even do a regular season game, and he fits in that category.
I see it with the Warriors with Draymond, Steph, and Clay.
You want to go to war with those guys.
Debo's one of those guys.
But the amount of money guys are getting paid,
his position is kind of unique because he doesn't truly have one.
He can play wide receiver.
He's a dominant running back.
He's a dominant football player,
which ultimately, like any time that you,
any business you run,
if you hire someone who's just great at doing everything,
that's a good thing.
Like, that's what you want.
It just makes it complicated in the sport of football
because wide receivers now make more than any other position
not named quarterback.
Wide receivers on average right now are the second highest paid position
because, and a part of it is the recent group of guys
that just got paid.
You know what I mean?
These guys are making 25, 26,
$27 million, and running backs clearly don't make anything near that.
And we've seen this forever with the tight ends and the wide receivers.
Like, how is it fair that George Kittal, Darren Waller, and Travis Kelsey
makes so much less than these wide receivers?
They are wide receivers.
I understood where Jimmy Graham was coming from.
I don't want to get paid as a tight end.
Name me any other job.
And we're talking about so much money here, even if I put it into relative terms,
if you get paid $100,000 to do one thing,
or you get paid 400 grand to do the other thing
and you already do both things.
You're obviously going to want the 400 grand
instead of the 100 grand, right?
So it's no different than, yeah, $12 million a lot,
but I'd rather have 21,
especially when you're throwing me the ball.
It's kind of bullshit.
I've always thought tight ends get screwed
and I even think running backs get screwed.
This is a complicated situation.
I don't have any inside information on it.
I'm just watching from afar like the rest of us.
But here's what I know.
I'm born and raised in.
Northern California.
And I'm someone who no longer, when I moved back here from Philadelphia, I desperately
wanted to come back to California.
It meant a lot to me.
Like, I wanted to go back to California.
That's where I'm going to live.
I don't think like that a decade later.
It's probably a little less than that.
But this place has gotten really weird.
And part of it is financially, you know, it wasn't even necessarily, I wasn't making any
money then, so it didn't even matter.
Like you pay a lot of taxes, you pay a lot to live here.
I get, it's part of the deal.
But when you truly start making, and I'm not making Debo Sammy,
money, you start looking at your taxes, you go, this is kind of crazy, especially when you
know people in Vegas or these other states, Texas, Florida, they don't pay any income tax.
So once you get to the top bracket, which Debo is about to enter, and technically he would
enter it this year, you start paying 13% of your income. So let's just look at the positives
and negatives. If I'm Debo Samuel, once you live here, he's from the South. Two years ago,
the 49ers in Santa Clara County, they got kicked out of Santa Clara County. They got kicked out of Santa Clara
County. They literally had to move their operation to Arizona. This is a guy that's from the SEC
who spends his offseason in Florida and South Carolina and his team got kicked out of the state
of California. But it was really the county in which his team plays and has to live. If I was in,
I'd be like, what the fuck is going on? And then you go, he's represented by the same agent as
A.J. Brown. Let's say they got the exact same contract. A.J. Brown and D. Debo,
Samuel. And let's just pick a number, $60 million. That's the true guaranteed amount of money.
Who knows what the actual, like five years, $110 million, whatever, but they get $60 million
guaranteed. A.J. Brown plays in Tennessee. His team is based in Nashville. There are no state
income taxes. Debo Samuel plays and lives in the most expensive area in like America and the highest
tax rates. I did the math. Now, it changes because you get tax where you play, but obviously
Debo would play eight or nine of his home games.
He plays the Rams every year here.
His taxes, I think, again, little Lucy Goosey here, but between six and seven million dollars
per year of take home cash over the life of the contract of that $60 million,
A.J. Brown would have extra in his account than Debo.
Like, if you or me were about to get $50, 60 million, and we lived in California, and we
were able to, well, could I get that same amount of money and live in Vegas or live in Texas
or live in Florida, you would immediately move.
Because you could use that extra money,
I don't know, the $6, $7 million you would save
and buy a fucking house in L.A., San Diego,
the coast, wherever you want it.
You know, so it's just basic economics.
And he has disputed Adam Schaefter
that he doesn't want to live here,
but he wouldn't be a human if he's not thinking like this.
And the money is so great now
that you have to think like this.
I know countless family friends
who were a little older
that just had done pretty well, they're like, what are we doing?
And they all either went to the state line and moved in Nevada, past Lake Tahoe,
or they just left the state because it didn't pencil.
Now, you couldn't pay me, and I live in the East Bay, which is east of San Francisco.
And this is, I grew up kind of in, obviously, the Sacramento area, which is on this side of the bridge.
You couldn't pay me any amount of money to live down where the 49ers are.
I don't like that area at all.
so I understand where he's coming from.
It's a weird place down there.
The taxes, it's a little different, the people, Silicon Valley, like, you know, it ain't the most normal operation.
And then from a football standpoint, I understand the usage.
Like, maybe he doesn't want to be a running back.
Maybe he just wants to play wide receiver.
Now, his value goes down as a true wide receiver because AJ Brown's a better player.
This is a true wide receiver.
D.K. Beckcalf, like the chances that Debo Samuel, I think Debo Samuel is 10 career passing, you know, catching touchdowns.
D.K. has
29.
Now, Debo had a ton,
I think he had eight this year,
the last like 10 games.
Debo's a dominant,
dominant player.
But it's a complicated case.
Now, ultimately the positives is
he plays for the 49ers,
one of the biggest brands in the league,
an absolute cash cow,
which made him,
like, you play for the 49ers
and you're a dominant player,
Google the history of the league.
You become a superstar.
You play for a dominant,
dominant, offensive coach
who uses you and creates
your greatness.
But ultimately,
is a business.
Like we've seen,
Tyree Kill,
who had accomplished
much more for Kansas
City Chiefs,
Super Bowl,
been to another,
countless all pros and pro bowls.
He couldn't have been
any happier when he went to Miami.
Why?
Because it's a business.
I'm not saying these guys
are truly mercenaries,
but there's a mercenary element
to the business in which they're in.
You don't get to do it forever.
So, you know,
you have to maximize your amount of money.
And I think that
us on the outside,
and anyone listening that's a big fan of the Steelers, the Cowboys, the Eagles, the Niners, whoever,
you're much more invested most of the time into the team than most of the players are.
I'm not talking about on a given week in a game.
I'm just talking about what the team means to you.
Right?
To me, the team means a lot to GMs and coaches because they're all in.
They want to keep that job forever.
But most players know that at any moment's notice they can go.
They're not on scholarship.
They can be cut.
They get injured.
They get thrown to the side.
really quick. Throwing in the trash, right? That happens. So I understand both sides of this situation.
Now, ultimately, the NFL is not Adam Silver's League. In the NBA, when you want to trade,
you demand a trade. You always get traded. It just happens, especially now. David Stern's NBA,
that didn't happen. In Adam Silver's League, the players run it. And as we've seen, we can debate,
it's not the healthiest thing to do. Because ultimately, your league's strength is dependent on fans.
and the happier the fans are, the more they watch, and the more money you make.
That's why the NFL has never had happier fans.
They gamble on the games.
They play fantasy, all their teams every year.
Whether it works out that way, always has a chance when the season starts.
And if I want to keep a player, historically, I've always been able to keep that player.
Now, you make decisions, right?
Like, ultimately the Packers wanted to keep Devante, but Devante didn't want to play there anymore.
So they made a decision, you're gone, first and second round pick.
The Chiefs like Tyreekill, but they got an offer they couldn't refuse.
And they ultimately didn't want to pay the money.
But in this situation, the 49ers can just say, no, Debo, you're not going anywhere.
And in the history of the NFL, that happens way more often than the guy forces his way out.
Now, is he prepared to sit out the season?
Who knows?
Only truly Debo knows that.
And honestly, it would be impossible for him to even know that now.
He's a second round pick.
He's scheduled to make $4 million.
That's a lot of money for a guy that hasn't made that much money.
So I would say he would not sit out the season.
he would play.
And I would be shocked
to be set out
training camp
because he would get fine.
So more than likely
if the Niners want to
play hardball,
they won't only
could play it,
they'll win.
It's a management coach league.
Obviously, you need
great players,
but the management
and coaches
typically have the leverage.
And in this situation,
the Niners have the leverage.
Now, when it comes to a decision,
ultimately it's a business
on their end too.
You'd be crazy.
And I talked to a couple
people in the league yesterday.
I just started texting around.
I said,
What's he worth?
And they're like, actually, I just watched him.
Basically, like, every team in the league over the last 24 hours, 48 hours, if you're listening to's on Friday,
has put in several eyeballs on Debo Samuel, done deep dives.
He's that great of a player.
And when great players request a trade, everyone sniffs around.
But what's he worth?
And to me, when you have the leverage, aka the Niners, I don't have to trade him.
I can just keep him.
To me, he's worth to, you know, 175 cents on the dollar.
So I am throwing out, I need multiple ones and multiple twos.
Because we don't want to trade them.
Trade him.
And we don't need to.
So to me, to trade him, you have to get an astronomical return.
But luckily, he made this trade request before the draft.
If he's going to get traded, and I would imagine the 49ers are not only receiving calls,
but having meetings, what's he worth?
If I'm John Lynch and I'm Kyle Shanahan, well, hey, Kyle, because we didn't have a first round pick,
we probably haven't watched Garrett Wilson, Chris Olavé, all the star players in this draft.
Let's take a look at them all.
Because what if the Jets are willing to give us 10, 38, and next year's one?
Who knows?
That sounds crazy.
I wouldn't do that if I was the Jets, but other teams are desperate.
I wouldn't have done that trade if I was the Dolphins, but they're desperate.
So they traded a lot for Tyree Kill.
Right?
I thought the, I didn't think the Packers got enough for Devante.
But if I'm the Niners, yeah.
I mean, we're taking calls.
We're seeing what we get.
kind of like ultimately the Seattle deal with Russ
and you get enough calls, you get enough offers,
maybe, it's always easy to say,
you know, I don't want to sell my house,
I don't want to move.
I live, my house is worth a million dollars.
I wouldn't sell it for anything under three.
And then someone knocks on your door and goes,
I'll give you $3.5 million.
Well, then you have to decide, like,
are you actually going to,
do you want to move all your shit?
Is all that money worth it?
Like, ultimately the 49ers,
Debo Samuel is Kyle Shanahan's,
his favorite toy he's had since Julio Jones.
It made Kyle look like a fucking genius.
So no way he wants to get rid of this guy.
Now there's a factor how much you have to pay him and everything,
but someone knocks on that door and makes an offer like the Jets who are extremely desperate
that you can't turn that.
What if the Texans go, hey, we'll give you pick 13 and two more second round picks.
And you just go, well, I wouldn't do the trade before the draft night,
but if on draft night, an offer like that's on the table and Chris Alave,
Garrett Wilson, who knows?
Whatever player that you think's going to be a star is there, maybe it's worth it.
It's at least worth having a discussion.
So this is a complicated situation.
I understand where Debo's coming from.
Under no circumstances, if I was him, would I want to pay the taxes that you have to pay here,
given the amount of money he's going to get?
Now you can say, John, will other players do it?
Yeah, well, if I'm not other players.
You know, Steph pays, as someone told me, that knows,
an astronomical amount in taxes.
So does LeBronso do all these guys.
And I would struggle with that if I had the opportunity to play elsewhere.
Because again, this is a business.
Now, I get Steph makes so much, goo-go-bucks, it doesn't even matter.
But for a guy like Debo, whose shelf life could be short, this could be the last big contract he ever signed.
If he hates living here, if he wants more money, if he wants to, whatever, whatever the reason is,
no one really knows except him and maybe the 49ers.
And I understand the 49ers side.
Don't want to pay him huge money, even though he's a great player because you don't really like playing running backs.
I've stood next to Debo.
He's not built like D.K. Medcalf or A.J. Brown or Justin Jefferson.
He looks like a running back physically.
And that's what makes him a great player.
And he is an elite player with a ball in the sands.
Those type of people you can't just find in the draft.
And that's the risk of making a trade for draft picks.
And the Chiefs did it.
The Packers did it.
There is no guarantee that they can land good players.
The draft is just that.
A complete crapshoot.
I saw it with the Niners.
They traded to Forrest Buckner.
and they ended up taking Javon Kinlaw with that pick.
And he's been basically MIA for two years.
Now he's training like every player coming back off injuries
and posts on Instagram, but, you know, it's not easy.
It's not guaranteed.
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Or when Kanye said that George Bush didn't like black people.
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I guess let's start really quick with Sean Payton.
I say this all the time.
The Miami Dolphins just exhausts me.
They're a little bit.
Remind me the Lakers.
Like the Lakers, the dolphins are just in this very, you know,
This place that draws a lot of people there, right?
Beautiful area, cool area.
Just if you have a lot of money, places like Miami and L.A. are sweet.
They are awesome.
Orange County, West Hollywood, Hollywood, Manhattan Beach, Malibu.
I've only been to Miami once for the Super Bowl a couple years ago.
It was badass.
I don't know all the boroughs of it, but it's sweet.
I understand if money's not an issue, those are the type places you go, right?
It's a fun, kind of like a, you know, the version of Disneyland for adults when you have cash.
But their teams are not very well run.
I don't know if you're watching Winning Time, which is a fantastic show.
The show is elite because the characters are awesome.
But I do feel bad for Jerry West.
I've met Jerry West a couple times when I was doing warrior stuff and going to a lot of Warriors games.
I can't even describe Jerry West.
One, obviously he's very famous when you meet him.
But he's just this good-looking dude with a major presence, major swag.
He's the logo of the NBA.
He's just a badass.
Like, you meet him.
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They made him kind of look like a clown in the show.
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But the Lakers under Dr. Bus were a complete powerhouse,
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Certain owners are just rock stars.
they have more money, they're willing to push the envelope, whatever it takes,
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themselves.
And Jeannie Bus sucks.
She's awful.
The only reason the Lakers are even remotely relevant is because LeBron James, a very rich guy,
decided he wanted to live in Los Angeles.
It had nothing to do with the clown franchise, just he wanted to live in L.A.
The Dolphins are a way shittier version of the Lakers because they have way less history over
the last like 30, 40 years.
But it's all this hype.
It's all this glamour about where the city is and where the team plays.
But they never actually, they're always involved in these rumors and it's like, what are we
even talking about?
That is not going to happen.
And I said it a couple weeks ago, I get exhausted with the dolphins like, Tom Brady is going
to demand a trade there and he's going to be a part owner.
And listen, there might be some validity to some of that, but it felt like a pretty big stretch.
And then it was like, oh, they're going to trade for Sean Payton.
And then Sean Payton even said like, yeah,
if I was going to coach next year, I was going to do with the Saints.
Why would I go to Miami?
Like, I'm already super rich.
Back in the day, you could steal coaches.
It happens in baseball, right, when the A's, who are just an embarrassment.
Actually, they're not an embarrassment on the field because Billy Bean is honestly one of the best general managers in the history of any sport.
But their owner's just a complete cheap skate.
He makes Dean Spanos look like Jerry Jones.
And every good team comes and piggybacks their guys, right?
the Braves, the Yankees, the Cardinals, whoever, the Dodgers, you just come and the Mets,
you take one of their good players, right?
They're like the minor league version of a major league team.
And I do think when you look at Sean Payton, you go, why would you want to go there?
Like, it's not like Sean Payton was making $4 million and you were going to pay him 20.
He was making like $15 million coaching the Saints.
And his team was good.
And if you watched his final press conference, he said,
the craziest part about being a head coach of this franchise is we had tried for
so long to develop a team and get a well-rounded team.
For a large part of the 2010s, we were just good on offense and our defense sucked.
And we finally got a top-flight defense.
And he was just worn out.
And part of it, the quarterback situation was up in the air.
But I just, they're just always part of these rumors.
It's always like the Lakers are the same deal.
Like, oh, they're going to do this and that.
They're going to get Sam Presti.
They're going to get Nick.
No, you're not.
You're not going to do any of that.
You've done one thing in a decade.
because LeBron James wanted to live in L.A.
You ain't going to do shit, you know?
The only reason you got Anthony Davis
is because you literally traded the farm
for him. You traded the farm
form. And he quit
on the Pelicans. So it's like, yeah,
you didn't get them because, like, you did this crazy deal.
No, you traded 7 million draft picks
and seven players for Anthony Davis
who quit on the Pelicans.
Right? Because LeBron James
wanted to live in L.A. and
Clutch runs your franchise. Like the Dolphins.
You're all...
Like, you got Tyree Kiel.
simply because you made him $72 million
and you traded the chiefs like eight picks.
It's not, you know, it's like,
you're not a well-run franchise.
And it starts with the owner,
who clearly is a really successful guy,
and it just runs a clown operation.
And they're just always involved in like,
yeah, that's not going to happen,
but it's always their name.
The only thing I've ever agreed with the owner
is like paying Brian Flores's tank.
It would have changed their franchise.
Brian Flores, fuck them.
There is no debating that.
They ended up with Tua Tunga by Loa instead of Justin Herbert, but mainly Joe Burrow.
That was the whole goal.
The tank all season, they won three of the last five games,
and now they're in this conundrum of always winning seven, eight games and just being irrelevant.
But always talked about kind of relevant in trying to do things like acquire Tyree Kill
that looks good on paper, but it's going to be Dan Snyder mid-2000s type move.
Oh, you got Tyree Kill and then he catches 70 balls.
To me, that's got that written all over.
Irricks gets hurt and he plays 10 games.
But I'm just, the dolphins, like the Lakers, they just exactly.
DASME.
The draft.
Typically, for the last several years, this time of year, has been an explosive, a lot of
stories, right?
Who's going to go where?
Where are the star quarterback's going to go?
Your draft is as strong as the top.
And when you say the top, it starts with the quarterbacks.
When you have an Andrew Locke, when you have an RG3, when you have just Lamar Jackson,
Baker Mayfield, Sam Darnold, that crop, even last year, Trevor Lawrence, Zach Wilson.
It doesn't mean they're going to be good.
good players, but it does
mean their name recognition
and fans, if there are
two or three quarterbacks that you view as guys
are going to get drafted in the top 10,
fans go, if we get one of these guys,
he can resurrect our franchise.
Whether that's true or not,
and whether that turns out to come to fruition,
no one knows. I say it all the time.
Next week, on Thursday and Friday,
when guys make first round picks
and second round picks, the cool part of the draft
is obviously the kids
who are just having so much excitement. I can't
even imagine the jubilation of your parents, your grandparents, your coaches, your brothers,
your sisters, your friends, your girlfriends, whatever. It's an all-time moment. It's an all-time
moment getting drafted into the NFL. It doesn't get any cooler. From just a pure,
there's a purity to it of just joy, hard work, you know, kind of, I wouldn't say accomplishing
your dreams, but having a dream come true because you still want to, you still want to be a good
player then, but you have a dream come true, you're drafted in the NFL.
And whether you're drafting the first round or drafting the sixth round, it is an incredible
human accomplishment.
A tiny, tiny percentage of people get drafted in the NFL, in the history of the sport.
Right?
Just like having a podcast is not a great accomplishment, right?
I have a podcast.
I have a couple podcasts.
A lot of people have podcasts.
Now, are they successful or not?
That's a whole different discussion, but like anyone can have a podcast.
like anyone can get a job, right?
Getting drafted in the NFL is unreal.
It's like becoming a head coach in the NFL is very, very difficult to do.
But I'd argue it's easier to become a head coach in the NFL than it is to get drafted in the NFL.
So you're going to see these guys get drafted and the excitement in the draft rooms is cool
because you get, you draft a player and for the most part, at least people fake it, everyone's excited in the room.
People are high fiving, people are hugging, the owner's giving.
fist pounds. Everyone's kind of
fist pumping tiger wood style.
It's sweet. You do all this work.
I mean, if your scout, you've been working since
last summer, doing information,
doing due diligence. Then you spend
all fall going to the schools,
getting to know the player, digging in with the
coaches, digging in with the film. Then you have
the off-season when you're just interviewing guys,
really developing your board. You spend a lot of
time. This is the lifeblood of the team.
It's a great moment.
But, like,
you don't really know how it's going to turn out.
You hope for the best.
And those every single, all 32 teams, well, this year's weird because I think seven or eight teams don't even have a first round pick.
So, you know, there are several teams with like countless first round picks.
I mean, I think there were eight or nine teams.
I think I said this.
I wrote down a couple weeks ago, whatever the exact, see, I think it's eight.
Eight teams have multiple first round picks.
That's pretty nuts.
And as we talked about earlier this week, two teams have multiple picks in the top ten, right?
The Jets and the Giants have two picks in the top ten.
That's insane.
so they're going to be very, very fired up
after they make their selections.
But from a front office standpoint,
in Texas with just different guys in the league,
for the most part, the hay is in the barn.
And I would say by the latest, like Friday or Saturday,
the draft boards are set for teams.
Like, every guy is in their slotted area.
And you, as a general manager,
and as a front office, whether it's your assistant GM, your coach,
have to kind of get to a spot where you go,
only the first and second teams that are drafting, right?
The Jags, the Lions have a pretty good idea who they're going to take.
If they take this guy, if you're the Lions, if they take him, we're going to take him.
If they don't take him, we're going to take him.
But if you're drafting like 10th, if you're the Jets, you have to have a cluster.
13th of the Texans, team and the teens.
You have a cluster of three or four players and you start going through these mock drafts
and you go, if this group of players is here, what is our order?
So once you get to the draft,
you don't freak out on draft night,
who do we take?
You start doing these things now,
at least in the first round.
Once you get past pick 32,
it's hard to know.
There are way too many variables.
And I remember when I was with the Eagles,
Howie would always reset the board
after the first round
and then again after the third round.
So you knew the group of players left,
who you liked,
and then you could kind of recluster.
But as of Thursday night,
going into the draft,
you have to have an idea
if you're picking 14th,
if you're picking 8th,
if you're picking 24th,
a group of two or three players
that you are pretty confident
are going to be there.
And obviously they're curveballs.
They're going to be guys
that you didn't expect to go higher
or might push down other players.
It's hard to know.
But you have to do some educated guessing
of who would you take
given this group of players is there
and then kind of rank them.
So when you get to draft night,
it's not, you know, a shit show.
You have a good idea.
And that's basically what everyone is doing now.
They have spent the set last basically month
locking in their grades on guys,
locking in who they like, where they like them, really any question marks doing their due diligence,
calling coaches, calling agents, talking to the player, talking to other players on your own team,
interviewing players when you bring them in about that specific player that you're interested,
might be a teammate, might be a guy they played against.
And really just, this is, I mean, for the last six months, the information that you gather,
the hardest part is you could get an unlimited amount of information, from coaches,
from academic people, from family members, from teammates,
and you have to decipher what is real, what you value,
and what doesn't really matter.
And that to me, this will always be in an exact science,
that this will never be some robotic thing
because you're dealing with human beings.
And the other thing that you can never answer,
and I always thought this was fascinating
because you had to ask this when you were a scout,
you'd have to ask, like, how do you think he'll handle money?
Think how stupid that question is?
Like, you can give me a guess,
how you think the guy will handle money.
But you don't really know, like, yeah,
we're going to draft this guy fourth overall
and we're going to give him $28 million,
or whatever the number is for the slot, right?
We're about to give this guy in the top five,
$33 million.
Like I saw K. Bon Tibado.
He has said this a couple times now.
I want to be a billionaire.
And you see sometimes, like,
if you follow motivational people
or, you know, just high-level people on Instagram,
be very careful who you tell you.
Be very careful who you tell your dreams to
because the majority of people don't dream that big
and they'll try to shoot it down.
Because ultimately, like, saying I want to become a billionaire,
if he loves business, like, that's not a bad thing.
But my pushback on that, like, to me, that comment makes me go,
and I'm pro money.
I'm pro business.
I'm pro billionaires.
Like, I'm not anti, I'm pro Elon Musk.
You know, I'm pro Jeff Bezos.
But I think when you say that at 22,
do you really know what you're saying?
Or are you just saying that because that's what kind of looks cool on social media?
A lot of people like saying they're entrepreneurs.
like are you actually cool
having no W2 the rest of your life
until you create the company
and then pay yourself a W2
on money that you have to
you know make
like it's easy to say it
like everyone's a CEO on Instagram
right but are you really
or do you just like the thought of being a CEO
you know and I do wonder
it's a hard balance
because I would say that most billionaires
and I could be wrong at this
didn't necessarily set out to be a billionaire
they set out to be successful
and do create a good business
and then obviously right timing, right product, whatever, it takes off.
But I would say that like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning didn't set off to be like worth as much as
they were worth.
They were just obsessed with being great at football.
It's always my issue.
And I get why kids say it because the media never shuts up about it.
And the irony is the media hates business, but they don't hate it like when a player gets
involved.
It's a weird deal.
But they're like, did he get the bag?
What about his brand?
Like I hate the brand thing.
because Michael Jordan's brand
happened when Michael Jordan became a dominant player.
Tiger Woods developed this clothing line for Nike
when he started banging off majors.
If Tiger Woods had won one career major,
Nike golf never really exist.
The Jordan brand isn't the Jordan brand
if Michael won one NBA championship.
Like part of creating a brand as an athlete
is the greatness behind it.
You have to,
it's always like Carmelo and all these guys,
guys that were obsessed with their brands like you're not, you just keep talking about it,
but you're not that good.
Like Steph Curry tries to create these brands and whether they work or not, who knows.
But at least there's a lot of substance behind Steph Curry.
Like Steph Curry was able to create brands because he started winning chips, started
winning MVPs, started kicking the shit out of everyone he played.
So when you start talking about your brand and stuff and you haven't really accomplished
anything, that's always a turn off to me.
I have no problem once you become, like, once Cam Newton starts going to Pro Bowls and
winning, you can talk about brand, whatever.
He's accomplished a lot.
I understand why it's going to put some, turn some people off.
But I don't, some of these college athletes that are obsessed with it.
Now, obviously, I sound like old get off my lawn guy.
And clearly things are changing with NIL.
That doesn't even bother me.
But when you say this stuff, it's like, well, are you just, like, part of being a billionaire
is working for 30, 40, 50 years.
Like, there's one Zuckerberg that's able to do it at like 20.
Most guys are not that.
Right?
It takes a long time.
Like, are you just, okay, work?
working in the dark and just grinding.
And I think that's the question on a specific player like that.
Now, I don't think he's going to be alone.
Like, I think that's a type comment that a lot more guys are going to say.
And I think you're going to have to balance as a GM, as a front office person, like,
is he just saying that because he thinks that's the cool thing to say?
Or is he obsessed with being great?
Because if he's obsessed with being great, like, yeah, it'll lead to a lot of money.
Because if you're obsessed with being great as an athlete and you're really good athlete,
like in Major League football or, I mean, major league baseball, in the NFL, in the NBA,
and golf or whatever,
and you have the talent
and you're willing to do
whatever it takes,
you're going to be good.
And if you're good,
you're going to make money.
Like the money follows success.
But I think a lot of guys think,
like, I just want the money.
You got to be successful.
Now, bad teams pay,
you know, I would say less successful people,
more in the other sports
than probably in football.
But I just think you've got to be very,
very careful as a young guy
when you're coming out,
when people have questions on you,
what you say?
And I would argue that just in general, you know, be very, very careful what you say about your dreams
and your aspirations to other people.
Because most people, if you're a big dream or, you know, aspirational person, aren't going to align with you.
And it's very easy to be negative.
That's what thrives on Twitter.
If I just tweeted out five things that I hope to accomplish in the next five years,
the majority of the comments would be making fun of me.
We're saying you'll never do this.
You can't accomplish this, right?
but if I wrote those down in my own journal or my own phone, I'm more likely, and it works.
I did it before.
I'm looking, I wrote down 2020 goals that if I would have said this out loud in 2020,
a lot of people would have been like, what are you talking about?
Maybe a couple of them pretty normal.
But I don't know, and listen, I don't, I'm not a Tony Robbins here or anything, but I do
think that shit works.
Now, I think it's different when you start saying I'm going to be a billionaire, right?
But like if Kvon was just like, I want to do whatever possible to be a pro bowl NFL player.
Well, once you become a pro-ball NFL player, you're going to become very rich.
I think you just got to be very, very careful with that.
And I think you ought to, and as coaches and scouts right now, you're trying to balance like,
because ultimately you're acquiring the person as much as the player.
And I think the biggest differentiating factor of success and non-success,
there's several variables, right?
Some stuff's out of your control, like who your coach is, if you go play for the Browns or the Lions
or if you go play for Belichick, right, or Sean McVeigh.
So where you land definitely matters.
but who you are as a person definitely matters
how hard you're willing to work
how much it means to you
it's not easy.
The thing with football
I'm watching baseball
baseball is on every day
you just play every day
so if I go O for 4 yesterday
or I go I don't have a hit all week
I get to play on Monday
I get to play on Tuesday
I get to just keep swinging
right
if in basketball
you get seven game series
I have a shitty game one
you get game two
you're guaranteed four games
even in the playoffs
let alone the regular season
in football like you have a bad game
you gotta wait a week
and then you got to go through the film,
you got to get yelled at,
you got to go to treatment,
you got to train,
then you got to go to practice,
and then you got to watch the film at practice,
and then you got to figure out
what didn't work in practice,
then you got, it's hard.
It's hard.
It is such a unique sport that way,
because so much of your time
is spent preparing.
It's spent preparing, right?
And that's why you really got to differentiate right now,
and I mean, you've already done this
if you're a GM or coach or NFL team,
but like, who's supposed to,
smart enough, who can handle it? And even if they're not, quote, unquote, some elite intellect,
are they willing to overcome it? As a coach, I had a, Jim Washburn told me this, that a talented
guy can overcome not being that smart. And obviously in football, you've got to take in a lot of
information if he works hard. But you cannot overcome dumb and lazy. You can't. And even if you're
smart. If you are lazy, you can get by early on in your career with just pure talent,
but eventually work ethic catches up to you. So the lazy aspect, and listen, some guys,
think about your own jobs. How many people you know can just get by without working hard.
I remember when I went to Cal Poly, one of my roommates and my neighbor, the guy actually
I grew up with in Davis, Jesse Dundon.
He's one of the smartest guys I've ever met.
Guy's brilliant.
Went on to start his own company.
He just sold it, made a bunch of money.
He's crushing it.
He's crushing it.
The guy is brilliant.
He should not even have to study and get straight A's in college.
And he was in like one of the hardest majors at Cal Poly,
which is a great like engineering, architecture engineering.
I forget exactly what his major is, but he was in easily one of the hardest.
I was in an easy major.
And I had to study my ass off just to pass classes because school bored me.
It didn't do anything for.
me. So I, like, I didn't listen in class because it didn't hold my attention.
And when I tried to study, it was hard for me to study. It did nothing for me. With football stuff,
now with business stuff, it's easy to hold my attention. Academia did not. But it came so easy
just because it was brilliant. And I remember I lived with him my second year and I'd be like,
God, he's just wine Wednesday, he's drinking beers on Tuesday. And he's just school, no problem.
I almost got kicked out of school. I was on academic probation because I just was like, I'll just
do the same thing. And it was like, oh shit, I don't know anything when the test is.
game. So you had to figure out, and most people are like me, where you do have to work kind of hard
to accomplish something. But at the highest level of any industry, some guys are going to be
able to circumvent that a little bit. But even in athletics, it catches up to you maybe two
years in, five years in. So you can overcome not quite being the Peyton Manning of the playbook,
right, if you work your ass off. But you cannot, you cannot overcome big picture a shitty work
ethic and don't care. And sometimes being lazy is just simply like, I wasn't lazy. I just didn't
like school. Some people don't like football, right? And it's why they always ask that question. It's why you
have to find out, do these guys like football? Because if they like football, they're more willing to work
and more willing to put more time in. It's why I say, like, listen, it's cliche, but when you find
something you love to do, it's so much easier to work. Like sometimes I'll forget I did something,
and I have to do it and I'll just come back to my office at 9.30 at night.
Or in the middle of the night at like 4 a.m.
I'm like, oh, it didn't do this and I'll get up.
If I was working for someone that I hated and didn't want to do it,
like I would just say, I'll just do it when I get into the office.
But when you like what you do, you're more willing to go the extra mile.
It's why these guys are obsessed with football.
It's not that hard for them to study Mondays and Tuesdays of the season instead of going out.
Right.
It's like, I need to do some more film study.
If you don't like football, it's hard to do film study.
It is.
ultimately like Jamarcus Russell
Remember the famous story of like him not watching enough film
Was it just he didn't want to watch film
Or he just didn't like football that much
It didn't mean anything to him right Peyton Manning like it meant a lot
Tom Brady all these guys
Training means something to you
So it's just it's the hard part about the draft
It's figuring out the person
Difficult spot
Appreciate everyone listening
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