The Herd with Colin Cowherd - 3 & Out - Brock Purdy SHINES as 49ers DEFEAT Bears on SNF + NFL Week 17 Reaction

Episode Date: December 29, 2025

Former NFL scout John Middlekauff reacts LIVE following the Week 17 Sunday Night Football matchup between Caleb Williams and the Chicago Bears vs. Brock Purdy and the San Francisco 49ers. John kicks o...ff by reacting to another game of the year candidate as the 49ers outlast the Bears on SNF in Week 17. John discusses how it the 49ers control their own destiny for the NFC's number 1 overall seed if they can defeat the Seattle Seahawks in Week 18. John also discusses Brock Purdy's back to back career performances and head coach Kyle Shanahan's Coach of the Year consideration. John then dives into the Pittsburgh Steelers loss to Shedeur Sanders and the Cleveland Browns to set up a win or go home matchup with Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens in Week 18. John debates whether head coach Mike Tomlin or QB Aaron Rodgers should return in 2026 if the team misses the NFL playoffs. John then dives into the NFC South as the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Carolina Panthers both lost in Week 17 to the Miami Dolphins and Seattle Seahawks, respectively, and how their Week 18 win or go home game for the NFC South title could forecast them exiting early in the playoffs. John flips the script and discusses the AFC South, which feature two of the hottest teams in the NFL, the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Houston Texans, and how he wouldn't be surprised if either of those teams ended up in the AFC Championship game. John then applauds the Las Vegas Raiders for losing to the New York Giants in Week 17, setting the team up to have the number 1 pick in the NFL Draft heading into their Week 18 game vs. the Kansas City Chiefs. John wraps up by reacting to a report from Jay Glazer regarding the Atlanta Falcons' interest in bringing back former QB Matt Ryan for a front office role. 03:45 - Bears-49ers Reaction 30:45 - Steelers-Browns 35:24 - Eagles-Bills 38:58 - Seahawks-Panthers | Bucs-Dolphins | NFC South 41:07 - Jaguars-Colts | Texans-Chargers | AFC South 43:39 - Giants-Raiders 46:17 - HRB MNF Picks  46:56 - Falcons want Matt Ryan in front office Follow John on Twitter, Instagram and YouTube for the latest.  All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet Use promo code “3ANDOUT20” on https://nicokick.com/zone for 20% off at checkout! Check out Gametime - the fastest growing ticketing app in the US, and the official ticketing app of 3 & Out and GoLow -  for tickets to all of your favorite NFL, NBA, NHL, NCAA teams. Concert and comedy show tickets, too. Go to Gametime now to create an account, download the app and use code JOHN for $20 off your first purchase. #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:00 What is going on, everybody, John Middlecopf, three and out podcast, brought you by my friends at Zone Pouch. is God I love them. Had about a whole 10 of them today as I watch football throughout the day. A little boring until Josh Allen kind of came into our life at the end against the Eagles. And then the Sunday night game. The 49ers somehow I don't know how beat the Bears in just a nutty game. Not much defense, a lot of offense. Ben Johnson, Kyle Shanahan, flexing their play-calling muscles against not much resistance.
Starting point is 00:03:38 we will dive into all that. The Steelers blow it against the Browns. We had the Bucks and the Panthers who are not good, the Jags and the Texans who are good. And could Matt Ryan be a future GM for the Atlanta Falcons? Rumors are that Arthur Blank, Mr. Home Depot, is potentially seeking his services. So we will dive into all that.
Starting point is 00:04:05 So yeah, we'll talk some football. You know I need to subscribe to the podcast. If you listen on Collins' feet, subscribe to the YouTube channel so you never miss a thing. We'll be live after the Rams game. They play the Falcons on Monday night football. So let's just dive right in.
Starting point is 00:04:19 Let's go right to the end of the game. You know, the bears get the ball back down four with like a little over two minutes to go. They got three timeouts. I don't know a soul. And the majority of people in my life are 49er fans. I'm on a million text chains. I'm thinking it, you're thinking it, the bears are going to score.
Starting point is 00:04:40 The only question is, how fast do they score? And listen, these drives are tough, even when you're playing poor defenses. They have 15 plays. They go 63 yards. And I think the second to last play, I don't want to say they got a little greedy because if the play works, he looks like a genius. And let's face it, there is a fine line between being a genius and being a failure. The hook and ladder worked earlier day in the Bills game, which put them in position to win the game.
Starting point is 00:05:12 It's a historic play going back to when I was in college, when Chris Peterson ran it against Oklahoma. I actually watched that YouTube the other day. It was like fourth and 16 or something in regulation when Zabransky hit the hook and ladder. When it works, it is a cool play. And it did work in terms of the execution of the catch and the pitch. but it took a little extra time, and he stayed in bounds, they don't have any timeouts, and the 49ers did a good job of gang tackling, and everyone's a little messed up, and by the time that they, you know, they didn't have a choice, they had to spike the ball,
Starting point is 00:05:49 they had four seconds, and let's face it, you get one play. And once you're in that scenario, the 49ers defense is like Fred Warren right walking through that door. Literally, he's on the sideline so he can walk around, but he's not walking to the middle of the field, right? You could have called a run. Now, if you do call a run and it doesn't work, and they're one of if not the best running teams in the league, even though tonight they lean much more on the passing game, I think you get crushed.
Starting point is 00:06:17 So you just go, hey, put it in my quarterback's hands, his athletic ability, which is something the 49ers don't really have an answer for because they don't have Fred Warner. They have no pass rush. That you just go, well, I just kind of hope and pray. In these positions, when you get that close to the goal on, the field becomes so much wider than it does long. I actually think the bears, and I bet most 49er fans would agree,
Starting point is 00:06:43 would be more potent if they were at like the 12-yard line than if they're at the two or three-yard line. And once he's forced to scramble, which you knew he would, if something wasn't open immediately, even for a guy with a huge arm, and listen, I think, you know, we'll dive into both quarterbacks, but I think you could make the argument that Caleb has the strongest arm in the league. there definitely might be as strong of arms throughout the league, Josh Allen. No one has a stronger arm than this guy.
Starting point is 00:07:11 But when you're in that spot, like if something's not open immediately, you got to make a play. The 49ers defensive linemen did a good job. He scrambles out. And then the field becomes very compacted. So his options are pretty limited. And his great skill of improvising and definitely throwing the ball down the field is negated a little bit.
Starting point is 00:07:33 So, like, and let's face it, tonight, one downfall of his is he missed some layups. He made some, he had one throw tonight, a touchdown to Loveland that was like something Mike Vick or Brett Favre would do. It's that 40-yard ball on a rope that there is no, there is no, like, arc to it. It's just a straight rope. Like, most Josh Allen has that in the bag, maybe like a younger Mahomes. No one else in the league has that pass in the back. Purdy doesn't have that pass in the back.
Starting point is 00:08:02 He throws the arcing ball. There's nothing wrong with the arcing ball. It works. That was essentially the game winner to Joanne Jennings, the arcing ball over the middle. But there's a small percentage of guys that can throw that nowhere to be found. So he's got to make a quick decision. It's kind of all jumbled. And the Niners come away with a win.
Starting point is 00:08:20 And I think one thing that was clearly on full display to the nation, that if you give the two best play callers, Ben Johnson and Kyle Shanahan, teams that don't have good defenses, they'll put up 80 points. and that was, I think there's two ways to look at it. One, because of the day, and listen, I enjoy, especially this, that was a great matchup. I was entertained. I was entertained.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Now, I would not like that on a weekly basis. I would not like that on a game in, game out basis all over the league. But one scenario, situation like that, 2-11 win teams, Sunday night football, sign me up. It was extremely entertaining. both the quarterbacks were making all sorts of plays out of their ass. Ricky Pearsall back was incredible. Luther Burden looks like Antonio Brown. I'm recording this right after the game.
Starting point is 00:09:12 I hope he's okay. He was laying there at the end of the game, so hopefully he didn't get seriously injured. But that was great. And I think, you know, one topic of conversation is, and listen, anytime you take over a shitty organization, and you get them, I would expect the Bears win in a week, so they'll get to 12 wins. That's a remarkable turnaround.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Liam Cohen takes over the Jags. I mean, the Jags consistently draft in the top five. They are a clown organization under Shot Khan. He gets there, they're immediately good. Why? Liam Cohen's a stud. That's really, really impressive. And that division's not easy.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Like the culture of train wreck, and they're still going to win eight games. The Houston Texans are one of the hottest teams in the league. They're going to win 12. So, I mean, it's impressive what he's doing. But I would say when you watch Kyle Shanahan and you see Nick Bosa $30 million a year up with his girlfriend in the box, you see Fred Warner with his wife and his baby up in the box because he's got a shattered ankle.
Starting point is 00:10:12 The game literally, George Kittle ruled out in the last, I don't know if it was late yesterday or early this morning, out. I think it was kind of trending that way all week. But I don't know, he's just one of the great 49ers of all time. and then probably, you know, pound for pound, and there's a lot of pounds. One of the best players in the league history, their left tackle. I wasn't even off recording with Colin. Purdy throws the pick six.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Trent's chasing him down, pulls his hamstring out for the game. He coached that entire game without, I don't know, $100 million worth of the player. Obviously, Fred and Nick have been gone for a while. Trent's a $30 million left tackle and George is $20 million tied in. And he's doing with Ricky Pearsall. You know, he's got like a J.J. McCarthy quality. Now, the difference is like Ricky Pearson is a player, but he's injured all the time. And then, you know, even tonight he would get tackled and he'd be like, oh, Ricky, get up.
Starting point is 00:11:07 You're doing it with Kendrick Bourne. You know, McCaffrey, he's just wearing him out. I wrote down he had 27 touches. He might end up with, it might have been 28 touches between carries, I think 23 and catches. I think it was four. Let me double check you at 23. And four. So 27 catches. I mean, his old body's falling apart. Looks like he's pulled his back. He pulled his...
Starting point is 00:11:30 Listen, he's not going to win it because they were the favorites at the beginning of the year. And that award is like, do you take over someone shitty and then win? Which is fair. Which I have no problem. Ben Johnson, Mike Frable, and Liam Cohen. They took over crap, and they've taken them right to the playoffs. And all three teams are getting home games in the first weekend. Remarkable. but what Kyle's doing to be 60 minutes away with the team that he's rolling out there. And Robert Saul is part of it too, even though they're not like he's just calling plays, keeping his fingers crossed, hoping they work.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Don't blame him like what's he supposed to do. He has no pass rush. They're last in the league in sacks. You know, I mean, their best edge rusher by a mile is an undrafted free agent that the Eagles couldn't get rid of fast enough Bryce Huff, who's had one good season, like a six-year career. you know, and Alfred Collins, who was a second round pick from Texas that most people thought the 49ers were on drugs taking that high. They got backups all over the place. Their best DB upton stout a rookie who weighs like 150 pounds, gets a concussion a night.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Lenore's really good player. I think he's a little overrated sometimes, but he's, listen, he's a solid starter. Safety play can be a little hit or miss. Can't really cover anybody. And they have a chance to win, if they win this final game, 13 games, and be the number one overall seat? That is absolutely insane. Now, again, I'm doing this right after the game, and I'm sure there are implications why they did the two games on Saturday. But the Niners got screwed. I would say Seattle got screwed as well.
Starting point is 00:13:10 That game, like, I'm sorry, the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Baltimore Raven should be forced to play in a short week. You know, they are two teams that are. Our average at best, what we saw out of the Steelers today was an embarrassment. And they get to play on Sunday night and get a normal week's rest and the 49ers in Seattle in a game for the number one overall seed. I mean, let's face it, the Steelers and the Ravens are playing in a game to be the underdog the following week. They will be the underdog even though they're hosting the game, especially they're playing, you know, the Texans.
Starting point is 00:13:42 So this game is for the number one overall seed and they get forced to play on Saturday. I honestly don't understand it. Now, I'm sure there's going to be information coming out exactly the logistics, why they did it. But I'm baffled by that. And it's just, that's a fantastic game. I mean, Kyle versus Mike McDonald. What Kyle has done, again, he's not going to win the award, but he's as deserving as he's ever been. And to have this team at 12 wins, even if they get smoked in this game in Seattle,
Starting point is 00:14:12 is one of the most remarkable accomplishments I can never remember. I've been watching the 49ers since like 1993. This team has no business doing what they just did. I have no clue how the Bears didn't literally score like every play they ran. But the defense came through. They made some plays. And offensively, I mean, Purdy came back. And over the last couple weeks, he has been just a dominant, dominant force.
Starting point is 00:14:39 And tonight he was, he did have the pick six to open up the game, which, you know, he can force some balls into some spots. He did also throw an interception to C.J. Garner Johnson that they got a little lucky that I get the rule, but he got bailed out. It was a bad decision. He did not know there was a flag. It was a poor decision. But other than those two plays, he was a dominant, dominant force on the field tonight.
Starting point is 00:15:07 His mobility and accuracy combining, like Caleb has these physical skills, that just jump off the screen. My mother can see them. The power when he runs, the arm strength, just the zip on the ball. It's just jarring when you watch it. Purdy's like got this smooth athleticism. Like he's not nearly as fast as Caleb, but he is pretty quick. And his instincts when he's scrambling are pretty high level.
Starting point is 00:15:37 And the difference of the two quarterbacks and Collinsworth hit on this tonight is like, Caleb missed some layups For a guy that makes And listen I can live with missing layups If you're hitting 10 threes You miss some layups, I don't give a shit Right? Yeah, he missed some, you know, guys open in the flat
Starting point is 00:15:52 He missed Loveland on the corner Like, it's kind of weird He should have hit those guys It looks like an easy pass for him But he misses him He can be a little inaccurate Right, and tonight, I mean, They had a couple drops
Starting point is 00:16:02 But he was 25 and 42 He's not exactly Drew Breeze Where Purdy was 2433 And most of his past is like hitting guys in strong Because his entire game, and his entire game, and this is what I think, the argument for people that don't like him, because we live in a physical skills type judgmental world. And I'm guilty of this too.
Starting point is 00:16:23 I like guys with physical skills. But I've watched so much a purdy, like I appreciate what he brings to the table. And the timing and rhythm and just understanding. I mean, there were stuff in tonight's game where guys wouldn't be open and he goes to the checkdown so fast. And the running back makes one guy's miss. It's an 11-yard gain. and his understanding of this offense, which isn't an elite offense. It's been working for 30 plus years.
Starting point is 00:16:50 If you watch the Elway doc, Mike Shanahan's been kicking ass and taking names with this thing since the mid-90s, and his play caller is arguably the best in the league. So if you can run at a high level and you're playing defenses like the Bears, you will score on every drive. You will have games where you can account for five touchdowns. and, you know, Kyle gives him kind of carte blanche and lets him run it. Clearly he has a lot of juice at the line of scrimmage. You hear him cannon plays, changing things of the line of scrimmage, but his legs,
Starting point is 00:17:22 like one element that they had early in this kind of Shanahan run when they started taking off with Jimmy Garoppel. Jimmy Garoppel did not have the athleticism. It's why they took the swing on Trey Lance. They wanted like this hybrid player, what the Bears get with Caleb Williams. You know what turns out? Trey Lance wasn't that good of an athlete. It was like his athleticism was overrated because he was playing D1A. And when he got to the NFL, people were like, God, he's actually not that fast.
Starting point is 00:17:48 And meanwhile, I mean, Purdy comes, like, Purdy's actually a really, really good athlete, who's also really smart, really accurate, and kind of a gunslinger. Like, he's not Mr. like Dink and Dunk guy. That's not how he wants to play. He actually will make some throws. You're like, Brock, you do not need to do that. But when he's on like tonight, he is an unstoppable force, and he's been like that for, two weeks in a row. Now, I understand the Bears defense, this isn't the 85 group, but that was
Starting point is 00:18:18 really impressive because here's the thing. Like last week against Phillip Rivers, when your defense is that shitty, and it is that shitty, they're not good, they just don't have the players, it's not anyone's fault, it's not because they have a bad coordinator, it's not because they have a bad scheme, they've had a lot of injuries. They have no pass rush. You could not have no pass rush in 2025, which is a passing league, and have any shot at success. It's literally impossible. But when your offense is basically scoring on every single drive, that's what they have to do. So there is no margin for error with the offense, especially tonight when the game starts
Starting point is 00:18:58 with him throwing into the other team and them scoring a touchdown. So, you know, and obviously McCaffrey, who I thought for the first time all season, kind of look like the 2020 version. And by the end of the game, he was in a lot of pain. But he's, you know,
Starting point is 00:19:14 one thing the 49ers do a really good job of is they draft a certain type of guy. They acquire a certain type of guy. And toughness, and just physicality is a huge part of their game. And Christian embodies all of that. Right. Kittle embodies that. Trent Williams embodies that.
Starting point is 00:19:34 And Christian was just, was a fucking monster tonight. He was so good in the first half. He had over 100 yards. And he was just fantastic. And even the final drive when he caught that little screen, where you could tell he was huffing and puffing, which a couple of plays later, he hits Johnnings for what turns out to be the game winner.
Starting point is 00:19:54 But, you know, offensively from Purdy to, you know, Ricky Pearsall, the night had five catches for 85 yards. And Kyle was just, was just out of it. I mean, both these coordinators, like I said, when you give them no resistance, it is not a, fair fight. I mean, you watch all these coordinators around the league now, weather's an aspect. It was a cold night
Starting point is 00:20:14 in the Bay Area and it was 50 degrees. Right? It's why I say it all the time. We can't relate to these bills games. We can't relate to you know a sleet, snow, 10 degree game. Have nothing in common with that. We don't live it. We don't understand it. We wait in traffic to go to Tahoe.
Starting point is 00:20:31 And when we get too cold, we turn around and we come home. Right? And hell, I mean, shit, I move two hour plane flight away and it's 72 degrees a day. Sweated. So I think a huge element of, it's a different level of football.
Starting point is 00:20:45 You're not having, you know, that score if you're playing in Lambo last night. I understand that. But these guys, if you were not rushing the pastor, if guys are wide open, they will annihilate you. And once they find your weakness,
Starting point is 00:20:59 they were just, that was an incredible performance of offensive play going. It was also a pitiful performance of defense. You know, so one thing, I wrote down. Obviously, both these teams are going to the playoffs. I mean, if the 49ers win next week, and I'll assume the Bears win next week, you're looking at the one and two seats.
Starting point is 00:21:18 So anytime you're the one and two seed, like you have had a fantastic season over the, you know, the aggregate of the four plus months you've been playing football. But you have no chance to win a Super Bowl if you're playing defense like that. None. I think even the most diehard 49er fan would admit that after an incredible win the night. You cannot win a Super Bowl with that level of defense. It's not possible, right? Bears fans who, listen, I thought you were going to win the game on that final drive. And if you had won the game and next week, somehow you would end up with the one seed, you're probably going to be the two seed no matter what, even if you had won the night because Seattle, then the 49ers were the rest of people, Seattle would have won. You're not winning a
Starting point is 00:22:01 Super Bowl, even though you have this dynamic offense. I'm saying Luther Burden reminds me like Antonio Brown. Like that guy is good. Loveland is, I didn't realize that was his first drop of the season. The two running backs. DeAndre Swift, I've always thought, was kind of an underachiever. What Ben Johnson has done with him this year, he looks fantastic. Obviously, Menungi, stud.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Colquette's a good player. They're just, DJ Moore. I mean, they're stacked. They don't even have Roma Dunezay, who I would sneaky watch for it to get traded this off season to get some defense of help, because they don't need all these wide receivers. But I just think that you cannot go far in the playoffs, even in 2025. And there were people at the league office tonight cream in their pants. They yearn for the league to look like that.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Point after point, no tackling. That's a Roger Goodell wet dream right there. No physicality, just touchdowns, everyone playing fantasy. Woo-hoo! The league office have dreamed about that becoming the NFL because they, think that'll draw the most casual fans. Get the most women to watch and have the greatest, you know, total number of people watching means they can charge the most and make the most money.
Starting point is 00:23:14 That's the whole game they're playing. That is the game they want. Now, me, I like a little bit more resistance. But hey, you know, I just grew up in the 90s. But it is what it is. And I think we'd all have to agree that when your defenses are that bad, your ceiling is limited. No matter how great your play callers are. and Kyle's been, you know, arguably a top play caller in the league for over a decade.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Ben Johnson, the last couple years, I've called him the Midwest version of Kyle now all season long as the head coach, right? He's, as Chris Collins were said tonight, they are a running offense. He's got to be looking at the box score and seeing the 49ers ran 34 times for 200 yards. He's so jealous. He said, we only ran 22 times for 110 yards because both are a quarterback through for 300 yards. difference in the game was the 49ers ran for 100 more yards on the ground. Technically 90. But in that that accounts for time of possession, controlling the ball, not giving the ball back
Starting point is 00:24:14 to Caleb. How many times tonight did the camera pan? And there's Caleb sitting on the bench. So the best way in a situation that they're in to play good defense is not have to play defense. Keep them on the side. So, yeah, the 49ers held the ball for six and a half more minutes. and had six more first downs.
Starting point is 00:24:37 So that could be the difference in an extra drive. That could be the difference in, you know, an extra touchdown. That could be the difference in the game. It's, you know, the margin for error. It's no different in the game that the final score is 15 to 13 or a game that's final score is 42 to 38. It all comes down to a first down or two that change your possession, that force a punt,
Starting point is 00:24:58 that maybe give you good field position. And did the Bears, the Bears didn't even turn the ball over. Bears got to be saying we didn't turn the ball over. We had a pick six and our quarterback accounted for, I mean, countless touchdown. And we lost the game. So Caleb threw two touchdowns. Swift ran for two touchdowns.
Starting point is 00:25:23 They had a pick six and a field goal and they lost the game. If you would have told me at the start of this game that the Bears would end up with 38 points, I would have said the 49ers probably lose, right? I would have said, yes, probably 38 to 30. You know, probably high-scoring game, but, you know, the 49ers probably definitely do not cover and lose the game. Instead, instead they win. So that was just, that was fantastic.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Now, listen, that was a huge win for the 49ers. I still, I can't get over that they are in this position to play for the number one overall seed, which would be pretty insane that. they would never have to leave. Now, like I said, even if they win this game against Seattle, I still think their playoff games will be pretty difficult, given their defensive situation. But if you win next week and you only got to win two 60 minute games, right,
Starting point is 00:26:24 and they're both at home, which they are desperate for a buy, because I would imagine when Trent Williams pulling his hamstring, that he's out this week, especially short week. so maybe get George Kittle back, but you lose Trent Williams. And I do think the Trent Williams loss will be felt more against Seattle that has, you know, more pass rushing prowess. And Seattle's defensive line is just dramatically better than the Bears. It's a much different game against Seattle.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Now, the Chicago Bears with Ben Johnson are a much more powerful offense than what's going on with Seattle. Who can be a little hit or miss? They kind of are one wide receiver dependent. Charbonnet had a good game. But that is, this has been a huge rivalry going back to Harbaugh and Pete Carroll through Pete Carroll and Kyle and now Mike McDonald and Kyle. So just a fantastic game, Saturday night, a little mad that it's not Sunday.
Starting point is 00:27:20 I think we're getting a little screwed for some reason Aaron Rogers at 42 years old, who just, I mean, played one of the worst. I mean, that game, not all his fault, their offense missing guys, but we got to I've got to watch that, potentially Snoop Huntley against Aaron Rogers, to get the four-seed. That's on Sunday night. Like, guys, this isn't 2012. And I like that rivalry as much as anybody. But I feel like we can do better.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Now the Bears just basically win, get the two-seed. Tonight is going to suck for them, right? You were so close. You're driving. It felt like it was all about to happen. It cannot erase what has been the most remarkable turnaround I can remember in a while. You just won the freaking division, right? But you won it before this game even started with the Packers losing last night.
Starting point is 00:28:10 But that is a massive accomplishment, right? You not only won the division, your starhead coach, you made one of the teams of your division who had just dominated the division the last couple of years, way worse because you stole their coach. You are now in a much better situation with coaching stability than the Green Bay Packers, whose coach is it feels crazy to say but you know
Starting point is 00:28:36 people that around that team say he's like coaching for his job which I do think he would be hired immediately but there's a pretty good chance they're going to go one and done now they're also probably going to play the bears in the first round which is a pretty interesting wild card game but I think you hold your head high this is a little bit of a kick in the nuts
Starting point is 00:28:56 anytime that you lose to a team that could not get a stop to save their life sucks but you got a little greedy with the hook and ladder, but overall you still won the division. You're hosting a game at Soldier Field. Like, that's pretty cool. You know, that's a really big, a really big deal for the franchise. I mean, this was a franchise that was in a bad spot.
Starting point is 00:29:20 I mean, you guys had good players, but last year it was really bad. I mean, last year, you guys were like one of the laughing stocks of the league, right there with the Jets. I mean, it was losing game after game, firing coached after Thanksgiving. and now you're playing the 49ers in a game for like the one or two seed with all the marbles on the table and Sunday night in front of 30 million people. Like things change really, really fast. And as someone that just loves football, that wants the big brands,
Starting point is 00:29:47 like I wish the Giants were good. I wish some of these other teams, the Cowboys were better. It makes the league better, especially in the NFC. It's cool to see the Bears relevant. It's cool to see the Bears mattering because obviously the Lions fell off a Cliff and the Packers are just in Chambles right now with their injuries. But what a game. What a performance by Brock Purdy, Christian McCaffrey, Pierceall.
Starting point is 00:30:13 I mean, Pierceau, Peresol looks like a pretty good pick. He's got to stay healthy. When he can just stay on the field, he's one of those guys, if he's on the field, he's awesome. But he can just disappear for a month. It's like, what's his injury? It's like, oh, calf, hammy, knee. Like, well, which one? He's like, well, a combination of all three.
Starting point is 00:30:27 We're not, you know, Kyle's kind of being mum about it. It's like, well, that's not ideal. But just, what a game. What a game. Still can't believe the hook and ladder. That was a little greedy costume because I think if they just run a normal play, maybe get out of bounds, you get multiple plays. With the four seconds, you only get the one play.
Starting point is 00:30:47 And just, you know, goal line, I don't care if you're playing the best defense of all time or the worst defense of all time. If the play doesn't hit right away, you can derail. And whether it's Peyton Manning, Caleb Williams, or, you know, pick shitty quarterback X, the play can fall apart really, really fast. And it felt like it did right there. Other than that, I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:31:11 I'm just, that was crazy. That was a roller coaster ride. Today's show is brought to you by our presenting sponsor Hard Rock Bet, the official sportsbook partner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Jacksonville Jaguars. It's week 18 and playoff spots are on the line. Think you know how it's going to play out? Build a same game parlay on Hard Rock Bet and turn game day into a payday.
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Starting point is 00:33:07 Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend.
Starting point is 00:33:20 But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. And, well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this.
Starting point is 00:33:42 We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an
Starting point is 00:34:18 a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source, the athlete themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions, the stuff nobody gets to hear.
Starting point is 00:34:57 The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight real. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context and ask the questions everybody wants answered. Sports Slice brings you closer to the action with stories told by the people who live them. Listen to Sports Slice on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slicalife-12 in the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. The French Open is one of the toughest tests in tennis, and I know firsthand because I competed there myself. I'm Renee Stubbs, and on the Renee Stubbs Tennis podcast, I'm breaking down everything happening at Roland Garris.
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Starting point is 00:36:05 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHart Women's Sports. Welcome to my new podcast, Learn the Hard Way with me, your host, and your favorite therapist, Kear Games. And in recognition of mental health awareness month, I'm bringing over a decade of my own experience in the mental health field and conversations with so many incredible guests. I'm talking. Trip Fontaine, Ryan Clark. Sometimes when we're in the pursuit of the thing,
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Starting point is 00:37:23 Speaking of things, it was not a roller coaster ride, the Steelers performance today was an embarrassment to football. It really was. and icing on the cake, the news came out after the game, that darn out Washington break his arm. So, D.K. Medcalf is not coming back. Obviously, he's out for week 18 because he's suspended. They just lose a guy that they have been very dependent on throughout the season, who's just a really good player in Washington.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Their passing game was just inept. Their pass rush, Miles Garrett, I saw the clip at halftime of NBC, said he thought they were spending more time trying to slow him down than they were worried about winning the game, which I think is kind of trying toot his own horn a little bit, but I don't blame him. But part of the point is, like, what was that? I'm so mad at myself. I had money on them, and then the stack comes out, and me and Colin talked about it because it kind of went viral, that the last five years they have played a team who has been eight games plus under 500,
Starting point is 00:38:28 they have lost all the games and one of them is a tie. So basically a game in late December as a big favorite, they always lose in the situation. And I get these divisional games. It's one thing if you're playing a divisional opponent, it's like, oh, you know, Cleveland's kind of had a weird year, but they're going to go 7 and 10 or 8 and 9. It's like they're a respectable, solid team.
Starting point is 00:38:49 The Cleveland Browns have been an embarrassment. And for you to have six points, the majority of the game, the final drive, you know, Rogers made some nice throws, sometimes on those final drives, you just, it just gets a little chaotic. Like, that did not represent what we watched all weekend. When you're in a position, if you just beat the Browns, the next week means nothing, you can rest everybody, for you to lose that game, it's just, I just can't take them seriously. I really can't.
Starting point is 00:39:19 They suck me back in a couple weeks ago because they were playing good football. In the DK situation, like, let's face it. Like, listen, there's a lot of information with the DK. I have no clue what happened. But clearly, the league is never going to allow anyone to hit fans, to hit the customers. That is never going to fly. These leagues are very sensitive with that type stuff. And he had had a lot of issues in Seattle, getting personal foul calls.
Starting point is 00:39:48 They were just kind of over him. And for you to make that trade and get in a position where he's literally your only wide receiver, and even the day, Bill Cowher mentioned this. after the game. Jalen Warren had like 12 carries for like 65, 70 yards. It was worth. Why were you so obsessed with passing it with Aaron Rogers like it's 2017? Run the bowl. And they just didn't. They got away from it. I thought their offensive coordinator is like a run game guy. So I, listen, most of these things with coaches and quarterbacks end ugly. Most people do not end in like legendary status.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Most people do not go out like Derek Jeter his last ad bat with a hit or John Elway his last game or Peyton Manning with the Super Bowl. Usually it's pretty ugly. And this Aaron Rogers experience hasn't been that ugly start to finish but it's been a little weird.
Starting point is 00:40:45 And I'm not blaming him. I'm not blaming Tomlin. But the combination of the end result, like you lose the Ravens, you're going to go 9 and 8 and miss the playoffs. I don't ever want to hear if they go, if they lose this game against the Ravens about Tomlin returning and Aaron Rogers returning.
Starting point is 00:41:00 If I was a Steeler fan, I'd be like, I give you the power to be like, I quit. No fucking way. We are not doing this again. We are not doing it a year later, a year older. We're not going through this again. We draw a line in the sand. Can we have some balls and go,
Starting point is 00:41:18 can we make some changes for the love of God? I mean, that being said, it wouldn't shock because the Steelers end up winning this game. But we'll see if Lamar can return. But what an embarrassment. I mean, truly, if you're a Steeler fan, that felt, and they've had some low moments over the last couple of years, weird endings. That felt low. Because it's one thing to losing the playoffs, to Josh Allen, to Lamar Jackson, to Kansas City, to whatever, right? It's another thing with the division on the line to just cruise into this last week,
Starting point is 00:41:50 get like a week 18 buy essentially because you're locked into the four seed to lose to the Cleveland Browns. You also lost to Joe Flackle on the Cincinnati Bengals earlier this season. The Bill's Philly game, I'm not even sure what to say because the Eagles were kicking their ass in the first half. That defense looked awesome. The Bill's offensive line is a problem. They're not that good.
Starting point is 00:42:16 If you have a good defensive line, you can get after them. And they were getting after Josh Young. They sacked him five times. Obviously, his ankle's a little banged up. That being said, they still had a chance to win. Made some incredible plays on that last drive, including a hook and ladder. And listen, when you're a player of Josh's caliber, and in my opinion, he's one of the most talented players in the history of the league, you just got to make that pass. You've got to hit that ball.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Now, at the end of the day, making or missing that pass, it's not going to cost them in the division. Clearly the Patriots are, you're going to beat the dolphins. Miami's not going into New England next week and winning. The division was over because of other previous games. But in that spot, you got to win it. And the Eagles, same thing. Like the first half, A.J. Brown, Jalen was playing awesome. And then they have 17 yards in the second half.
Starting point is 00:43:08 I don't know what to make of either team. I know this. I do not trust either one. Now, the Eagles have way more talent. When they have a good offensive drive, you're like, God, they got good players. AJ, Devonte, Goddard, Sequin. Like, how do you stop this offense? And then they just disappear and do nothing forever. And when that defense rolling, like, it wouldn't shock me if the Eagles won a couple
Starting point is 00:43:30 playoff games or got bounced in the first round. I'm a little less confident, and I would love to see the Buffalo Bills make the Super Bowl to win a Super Bowl. I think it would be really cool for the league. But I'm about as confident as they're doing that as that they might lose in the first round. They are a bizarre team. Clearly, his ankles rolled a couple times. He'll have drives where he's not moving that well, but then the final drive, he's moving pretty well. They're very dependent on him just pulling plays out of the crevices of his body. And when he does it, it's incredible.
Starting point is 00:44:04 But, you know, then he'll just miss a wide open Shakir in the back of the end zone that would have won in the game. Now, it gets back to the extra point on the first touchdown. If they just execute that, they kick an extra point, they win the game. You don't have to go for two, which I do respect. I guess, though, there's not like, what did they have to lose? It's not like if they don't get this two-point conversion, they're losing the division. So it's kind of with house money. They're locked into a wildcard spot.
Starting point is 00:44:30 They feel pretty comfortable playing the Patriots who there's a decent chance. It's the 2-7. And the Patriots versus them, which would probably be a Saturday or Sunday night game, which signed me up for that. But I'm not confident they're winning. I know that. I'm not confident in the bills. And there were a team that, you know, most people coming into the season thought
Starting point is 00:44:49 this is the year. And right now you can not feel confident because you have zero points going into the fourth quarter of a game at home. I get the Eagles are good on defense, but that's just unacceptable. It can't happen. I mean, it really can't happen. Now, one of the drives was he was stopped at the goal line, essentially. But still, I mean, that's one where I don't even know what to say. They're going to get judged on the playoff games.
Starting point is 00:45:15 And if they win a couple and they're in the EFC championship game, then we'll forget about this moment. But I think we all see a scenario where they easily could be a one-and-done team, which is crazy to say that, you know, I think most people would tend to agree they have the best player in the league playing quarterback for their team. What else happened today? Bryce Young in a game where if they win,
Starting point is 00:45:39 they would have won the division now. one of my, I mean, Seattle had to be the biggest lock of the day. They dominate on the road. They have a massive talent gap between them and Carolina. Bryce Young threw for 54 yards. Like, you're not beating a 13 win team when your quarterback throws for 54 yards at home. And I just think you watch Carolina, who I have zero faith. I mean, every once in a while, he'll make a play scrambling around.
Starting point is 00:46:08 I just don't think he's a good player. and then Baker may feel for over 300 yards, but he had multiple picks. He had a fumble where he got sacked from behind. The bucks are in complete shambles. They've lost a bunch of games in a row. They have been, like, objectively, I feel like one of the worst teams in the league now for a while.
Starting point is 00:46:29 They find ways to lose every game. They just don't look very good when you watch them. I mean, defensively, they're in shambles. Offensively, they're getting a little healthier, but it's not like they score a bunch of points. I think the final to score today was 20 to 17, but they scored a late touchdown, like with 50 seconds left to go in the game.
Starting point is 00:46:47 So, I mean, it was 20 to 10 with under two minutes to go in the game. And they're playing the dolphins. They're not playing the Eagles here. So I just think this game, these are two teams, let's be real, don't deserve to make the playoffs. They do not deserve to make the playoffs. The only reason is because of this stupid rule that one of these teams has to make the playoffs.
Starting point is 00:47:09 but when you watch them play, they are not playoff teams. They are terrible. And I'll promise you this, whoever wins that game on Saturday afternoon and whoever they play in the first round, everyone in their mother is going to bet on the road team to beat them. That being said, the way gambling works, Tampa, Carolina probably ends up winning the game or covering. But that is a terrible game Saturday.
Starting point is 00:47:34 If you told me, it's like, hey, man, I'm just, I got to do some family stuff. I'll be ready to go for Seattle and the 49ers, and I love football. I wouldn't blame me at all. Wouldn't blame me at all. Two of the hottest teams in the league right now are the Jags and the Texans. Listen, the Jags were in a tough spot because once yesterday happens and the Colts are eliminated, are the Colts going to mail it in?
Starting point is 00:48:01 Well, because Phillip Rivers is playing, they're going to get a spirited effort at home, and they did. but like it was just a weird spot and obviously the Texans had won so the Jags have to hold serve and they got it done. So you're looking at two teams I mean it was crazy to say
Starting point is 00:48:18 it's not unrealistic to think that the Jags and the Texans are playing each other in the AFC championship game. Now depending on the way the seating ends up maybe they match up in the first round so that's not even possible which would be a pretty big break for the other teams in the AFC, like the Patriots, the Bills, and the Broncos,
Starting point is 00:48:41 given that one of these two teams will get knocked out in the first round where they clearly are two teams that can beat anybody. I've been high on the Texans since the beginning of the season. Obviously got off to a slow start. They're fucking good. And I'll give the Jags there to do. They're really good as well. And they have offensive pieces.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Their defense is really good. Their team is just so well-coached. They have a physical nature to them. That's the one thing with the Texans and the Jags. They are physical football teams. This is not like the Niners and the Bears defense. You will get cracked. So props to those two teams,
Starting point is 00:49:18 because that's a division that I think everyone kinds of shits on. Like both the Southern divisions do. And the irony is the AFC South, or excuse me, the NFC South, there's not a hotter team right now than the New Orleans Saints. See, Tyler Shuck? I honestly didn't watch much. much of the game, but I went back and just watched all of his passes the day during
Starting point is 00:49:38 halftime of the Bill's Eagles game. I mean, he looks fantastic. His deep ball accuracy, he's good over the middle, he's got good arm strength, his athleticism. He's just good. I mean, they're just hot. They're playing really, really good football. And I saw the stat that they did it without like three of their wide receivers, their center, their guard, their running backs. It's like he's playing with me, you, and three other guys. and just looking like a really, really good player. I love it when a guy like that's like, guys, they just took him in a high in the second round. They're like, he's done enough. They're not going to draft a...
Starting point is 00:50:11 They weren't drafted a quarterback anyway this year. You've seen the quarterback last? Like, who are they drafting? Speaking of drafting a quarterback, you got to give the Raiders credit. Tanking is not something that people do in the NFL because it's kind of impossible, but they really tried. They told Max Crosby, we're going to refuse to put you on the field. Brock Bowers, you're going on into reserve. And you know what? The Giants, you're going to kick. our ass. Now it comes down to one game and one man standing in their way. And I would not put it
Starting point is 00:50:41 past him at all for Andy Reed to attempt to ruin the Raiders season. So these are long, historic rivals, though it hasn't been obviously much of a rivalry of the last decade plus, really for the last 20 years because the Raiders haven't been any good. But this is an interesting game, right? Because the Chiefs, they're rolling out a quarterback who is not any good. And they can lose clearly to anybody. They just played the Titans a couple weeks ago and got throttled. So I think the Raiders, if Pete Carroll, if I'm John Spitech and I'm Mark Davis and I'm Tom Brady and I go Pete, I need you to throw this game.
Starting point is 00:51:21 I cannot have you always compete. That is not what we're doing. And if he says he's not going to cooperate, I'm probably going to fire him next week anyway. I'm firing on Monday or Tuesday and I will give someone a race who will listen and cooperate with me because tanking will ruin leagues. It has had a huge negative impact in the NBA
Starting point is 00:51:44 because people tank all season. In the NFL, it's borderline impossible. Look at the Browns. They had no business winning today. They're literally the giants. You know why? Because no players care at all about draft picks. Max Crosby said it last week.
Starting point is 00:51:58 I don't give a shit about the draft pick. I am paid to play. 60 minutes when we play another opponent to dominate that game. There's no guarantee the draft pick. Listen, I think Fernando Mendoza is a very, very fascinating prospect. I've seen a lot of fascinating prospects not be able to play in the NFL. So the Raiders thing, they took care of business a day in really, really good fashion. I mean, the Giants destroyed them.
Starting point is 00:52:23 But this game, I'm telling you, this thing could get weird. And if I'm the Chiefs, I'm Andy and Veach, I'm sitting down with Clark Hunt, and I said, we're going to lose this game and we're going to ruin their chances at this quarterback. Again, maybe the Dante Moore comes out as well. But props to the Raiders because they got it done. Hey, it's us to Jonas Brothers and guess what? We have some big news.
Starting point is 00:52:56 What's the news, huge news? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. but this one's extra special.
Starting point is 00:53:11 So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down?
Starting point is 00:53:30 Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad Hey Jonas and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.
Starting point is 00:53:45 Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier.
Starting point is 00:54:03 This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer, Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band, with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:54:20 or wherever you get your podcasts. Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source, the athlete themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions, the stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama,
Starting point is 00:54:48 the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight real. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context, and ask the questions everybody wants answered.
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Starting point is 00:55:11 and the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. The French Open is one of the toughest tests in tennis. And I know firsthand because I competed there myself. I'm Renee Stubbs, and on the Renee Stubbs Tennis podcast, I'm breaking down everything happening at Roland Garris. Every match, every upset, and what it really takes to win on clay.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Genshin win. I mean, she went down at three to Roebuckina, but I'm delighted. She's an outsider to win the French for me. And she likes Clay. Listen, Lernerabakina is arguably the best player in the world right now. And I actually can win on any surface. Because if she's serving, well, good luck.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Consider this your court side seat to the French Open. Listen to the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHart Women's Sports. Welcome to my new podcast, Learn the Hard Way with me, your host, and your favorite therapist. Care Games. And in recognition of Mental Health Awareness Month, I'm bringing over a decade of my own experience in the mental health field and conversations with so many incredible guests. I'm talking Tripp Fontaine, Ryan Clark. Sometimes when we're in the pursuit of the thing, we get so wrapped
Starting point is 00:56:23 up in the chase that we don't realize that we are in possession of the thing. And we're still chasing it. And we don't know when we've done enough because people scoreboard watch. Life becomes about wins and losses. Steve Burns, Dustin Ross, because you find it important to be a good person while you hear on earth, or are you a good person because you're afraid? Because that's two different intentions, bro. Absolutely. And that's
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Starting point is 00:57:02 and listen now. And last but not, I saw this story today from Jake Laser that Arthur Blank, the Falcons play tomorrow against the Rams. And really quick, Hard Rock Bet. I like tomorrow, I'm going to take the Falcons, plus seven and a half. I just think that game has some weirdness written all over it. That thing could just get weird and really weird, really quick. You know, the Rams are coming off this Thursday night game,
Starting point is 00:57:37 so they get long rest, they fired their special teams coordinator. A lot of weird stuff. going on with Puka. We'll see, you know, Devante's banged up. I just think that game would not shock me, Bejan Robinson, if this thing just gets weird, if it gets weird. And if it doesn't get weird and the Falcons were to lose and they just maintain a disaster, Jay Glazer reported that Matt Ryan has been contacted by Arthur Blank about being essentially his John Elway, what John Elway did for the Denver Broncos. And I always, like, All these guys, Philip Rivers, Drew Brees, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning,
Starting point is 00:58:15 if they wanted to do, be a head coach, be an offensive coordinator, be a personnel guy, they'd be incredible. Their knowledge of football, their love of football. But it's hard in all their positions. You're seeing it with Tom Brady, like Tom wants to kind of be the puppet master, but he also wants to be a Baker's Bay in Florida, which I don't blame him at all. Playing golf, hanging out, having cocktails, like fucking around on the water. I would too.
Starting point is 00:58:38 but you can't kind of be the John Spitex overlord and be screwing around, you know, in Florida. That's not the way it works. John Elway is at Gaza Ranch and the Madison Club in Palm Springs now, but when he was the GM of the Broncos, he was in the office every day because it is a 24-7 job when you are the GM. And if Matt Ryan does do it, and I think, listen, he would come in behind the eight ball because John Elway had ran an AFL team, he had worked in business. He had done a lot of other things by the time he took that role.
Starting point is 00:59:15 I think it was like 2010. He had been out of the league for 12 plus years, like doing different things, working with other aspects. Because being a player and being an executive or a coach are dramatically different things. Look at Vrable. Got out of football as a player, started as a, you know, a quality control guy and worked his way up. Same thing with Domeco. You have to learn your craft.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Now, the one thing you can do is a personnel guy because Matt Ryan's going to be wheeling and dealing with agents. No, he doesn't know any of these guys. You think he can hop on the phone like John Snyder or Howie or John Lynch and do all this stuff? You know, John Lynch is a good example. When he got the job, right, he had never been a personnel guy. He'd been calling games a lot like Matt Ryan. The key is you have to hire immediately a stud.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Your right-hand guy becomes like your pseudo-GM. John Elway had that when he was the GM of the Broncos. He had Matt Russell. He had Adam Peters. He had an elite personnel department. And they built a great team. So Matt Ryan, I don't know his knowledge of like the scouting community, but like he's never scouted a player.
Starting point is 01:00:23 And there's a difference of game planning a guy, strengths and weaknesses, and setting a draft board, setting a free agency board, understanding the values of individual players based on their numbers. he's had Tom Condon make calls to Thomas Dimitroff Matt's going to want $150 million, $75 guaranteed, fucking hang up will take nothing less.
Starting point is 01:00:43 It's a little bit different when you're on the other end of that phone call. And you have to manage down, you have to manage up, you have to deal with an owner, like it's complicated. It's not an easy job. But I respect any one of these guys that has made an ungodly amount of money which he has and wants to dive into the fire. Because there ain't off days.
Starting point is 01:01:01 You're working seven days a week. This ain't work like. balance, like they talk about on Instagram. I'll promise you, that shit don't exist in the NFL. You know, even as a player, as a quarterback, where you worked more than any of the other players, you still got way more time off than the coaches and the GMs. That's not the way when you're an executive. So if you do do it, there's no half in, half out.
Starting point is 01:01:23 And obviously, I would imagine it would not be cheap to get his services, but if he was going to have any success, and it couldn't be going worse than what the hell's been going on there. Right. I mean, what they've become is pretty embarrassing. And I respect Arthur Blank, you know, go into a guy he knows. But there's a fine line of like hiring John Elway and having him be very successful or what we've seen with John Lynch and like when Jeff Saturday hired or when Jim Ursey hired Jeff Saturday, right? Because you don't know what you don't know. And you are very, very dependent on other people.
Starting point is 01:02:00 And I don't know your rolodex of knowing people. Part of the way John Lynch was able to hire Adam Peters, because he used to call John Elway when he was bored and be like, can I just come to your draft meetings? I want to just learn what you guys are doing. That's when he was
Starting point is 01:02:16 calling games for Fox. So Elway would bring him into draft meetings. Who would he sit next to? Adam Peters. That's how he just established a relationship. And has Matt Ryan been doing that? Does Matt Ryan just call, you know, I don't know, Jason Light or wherever, the Falcons, like, can I sit on draft meetings? Has he ever seen that side of it? Because if you haven't, there's just no way
Starting point is 01:02:37 you just show up, be like, hey, I want to be a venture capitalist. I work at a bank. That's kind of different, man. It doesn't really work that way, right? So I'm fascinated. I want it to happen. I think it's a great storyline. It's just cool if you're a Falcons fan, but he just, he would need help. And it'd be fascinating to see what. what he would do if he did get the gig. But I like stories like that. I always admire these guys that just miss it. And there's just, like I said, there's no, you can't, listen, Tom Brady's improved
Starting point is 01:03:13 immensely on television. But like these stories about him telling you got to hire Chip Kelly and he's, you know, playing nine holes. Like, hey, it's not going to work that way. You know, it's impossible. It's not the way the sport works. You got to be all in. What do they say, ten toes down, right?
Starting point is 01:03:33 All in the deep end of the pool. There's no like, I'll just show up, you know, a couple days a week, remote in. There's no remote work in the National Football League. When I saw the headline that Paul D. Podesta, worked for the Browns for 10 years, remotely in San Diego, I honestly never, now I don't follow the Browns like every single day, read every article. Maybe that was a well-known thing in Cleveland Brownsland. no wonder that was a fucking disaster.
Starting point is 01:04:00 He got to live in San Diego and work remotely with the football team. What a joke. So Matt Ryan, if you're going to do it, make sure you hire good personnel people, you know, good cap people because it's a really, really hard job. Adios. Hey guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe.
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