The Herd with Colin Cowherd - 3 & Out - NFL Annual League Meeting Reaction + NFL Offseason Mailbag

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

A loaded episode of 3 & Out packed with news, rumors, and insight from around the NFL. The show opens with Sean McVay addressing reports of the Rams potentially shopping Davante Adams an...d what that could mean for the wide receiver market. Then, Mike LaFleur’s comments on Kyler Murray spark a conversation about his trajectory and standing among NFL quarterbacks. Quarterback storylines continue with Tua Tagovailoa set to start for the Falcons and Kirk Cousins drawing interest across the league, as teams evaluate their options heading into the season. Deshaun Watson’s situation is also revisited, with a look at where things currently stand. Coaching perspectives take center stage as Mike McCarthy weighs in on Aaron Rodgers, Dan Campbell discusses Penei Sewell potentially playing left tackle, and Kyle Shanahan addresses Christian McCaffrey’s workload moving forward. The episode also explores a new NFL draft pick proposal and reacts to the latest NFL coaches’ picture making the rounds. The show wraps with the Middlekauff Mailbag, answering listener questions and diving into a range of topics across the league. All that and more on this episode of 3 & Out. Follow John on Twitter, and Instagram for the latest.  All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:32 We have the owners meetings going on down the street at the Biltmore Hotel in Phoenix, Arizona, which, you know, if Jerry and Kraft and Raj asked me, I might have some other options, but it's a historic hotel presidents from back in the 60s, 70s, 80s used to stay there. So it probably has some nostalgic qualities to these guys. And it's big. I mean, it's cool. Cool pool scene. But here's the thing. We're going to react to some of the comments today from McVeigh, Shanahan, Stefansky,
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Starting point is 00:03:37 let's talk some football. Let's just start with Sean McVeigh, who admitted today that the story that broke several weeks ago that they were shopping Devante Adams wasn't just true, but he had told Devante Adams where they stood and if they made a move, i.e. to trade for A.J. Brown, that DeVante Adams would not be on the team. Because clearly they're not going to have A.J. Brown make a $29 million.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Devante making close to $25 million. and Puka Nakua, who even though he hasn't signed a new contract yet, if they're going to keep him around, we just saw the number of that that bears. So they were going to have to choose one. And to me, that kind of symbolizes the NFL. Because Devante last year, and listen, I'm a Devante guy. I've been following his career since he was a senior at Pauley High School in Northern California.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Obviously his career at Fresno State speaks for itself. And to me, he's been had a Hall of Fame level. career in the NFL. But he led the league last year in touchdowns. Let me repeat that. Devante Adams led the NFL in touchdowns. His resume of winning at the highest level and excelling in the playoffs is well established at this point. Yet the Rams came up short and they went, can we upgrade? And you could argue AJ Brown is younger. And listen, last year the quarterback situation was not ideal. Clearly, he didn't play well. AJ Brown doesn't like him personally, and their rapport and connection was really off.
Starting point is 00:05:19 We're on the flip side, Devante dealt with some hamstring issues, which he's had over the course of his career. But his connection with Stafford, especially in the red area, was second to nut. I mean, you score 14 touchdowns in a season. It doesn't get much better. than that. But he only had 60 catches. He only had 800 yards. And I wonder if McVeigh and Les Need are looking at it like listen, could we short term
Starting point is 00:05:46 upgrade, get a younger player and go from there? And you know, AJ had 78 catches and a thousand yards. So not one of his great seasons and half as many touchdowns as Devante. But the reason that they didn't pull the trigger on the AJ Brown trade was kind of like Max Crosby,
Starting point is 00:06:02 except they had never agreed to terms because they saw what they needed to see on the information that the Eagles sent over in terms of his MRIs and said, we're not comfortable with this. Because they're not going to trade an older player who, I think one of the reasons they would be trading them is they're not quite comfortable. Can he stay healthy? Can he be consistent? Is he still the same level player?
Starting point is 00:06:24 And then go with another guy who has some injury concerns. But isn't it just the NFL? Because my first take would be like, why would you mess with something good? like clearly devante from a leadership standpoint from a production standpoint from a scoring point standpoint doesn't get much better yet that's not how NFL front offices think that's not how forward-thinking aggressive organizations what can we do better can we can we upgrade here does this upgrade make sense is it worth it and clearly if a j brown's medicals would have been better I think it's safe to say that A.J. Brown would currently be a ram and who knows where Devante Adams would be.
Starting point is 00:07:07 But here's where I give McVeigh credit. Because several years ago when the Jared Gough Stafford thing happened, he did what coaches have always done. He went through the media, through Mike Silver specifically, and other guys, and just kind of shit on Jared Gough. And it got really ugly, which has happened forever. Still happens in baseball. Still happens in basketball. Still happens in the NFL. And I think he learned, like, it was kind of embarrassing when he's like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:07:34 I could just talk to a man to man. And I can tell you that like, yeah, we're having some differences. Or, yeah, we are exploring some different upgrades here. And ever since then, he's been an open book. Like, yeah, we told Devante that this might go down. We were fully transparent. If you go back to last year during the offseason, Sean McVeigh was like, listen, this is uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:07:56 But we have a price point because the way our team is built, with Matt Stafford. He knows how we feel about him, and he knows that what he will sign if he wants to keep playing for us will be less than he's actually worth. All of this is on the table. We're not running from it. We're not hiding from it. And we're not playing these fucking games through these reporters. We're talking man-to-man, business partner to business partner. Because ultimately in football, it's no different than any of our industries. You are in business with these individuals. If you're a coach and they're a player, if you're a GM and they're a coach, like, you're all in this together.
Starting point is 00:08:33 And the difference of a lot of our jobs is so public. And, you know, people get very sensitive, yet they have a lot of takes. They have a lot of opinions. It's why I've always said when people get mad at me, I like, listen, I, everything I've ever said since I've been doing this is on record. Yet the majority of these guys in the league, the comments they give. And it's one thing to like, listen, not everyone's going to be open to talk about trades or whatever.
Starting point is 00:08:57 I'm talking about the shit they talk through the, these reporters that then go into the articles in the athletic, like, you ain't putting your name on it, which, listen, it's your barrage to do whatever you want, but until you're putting your name on everything, like, come on, bro. And Sean McBay, over the last couple years, has put his name on everything. And I think he's done a really good job. The guy he's become, you know, at 40 years old, it's clearly a lot different than the guy a couple years ago. I saw a quote today he had with Florio and he said this over the last couple years is like in 2022, if he just would have quit after that bad season and gone into the media, which would have paid him a ton to be Al
Starting point is 00:09:38 Michael's right-hand guy. I mean, he would have made as much, if not more, to do that working one day a week than working 100 hours a week coaching the Rams. He's like, I essentially would have quit and tapped out. I would have been a quitter. And everything I was about to have a child, everything I would try to teach them, I would have been a hypocrite. Because the number one thing we all want to teach our children, you know, at least anyone with, you know, any sense of, you know, desire to have that children go on the right path in life is we don't quit. You know, when times get tough, we kind of battle through it. And when you start something, you kind of got to finish it.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Like, it should be a pretty consistent lesson that was definitely given to my generation off to find out as my son gets older, I'm around other people. Like, if that's still a message that goes through society, but that is definitely going to be a message in my home. when we start it doesn't mean you have to do everything but if you are going to start something you got to see it through and just because it doesn't go well, doesn't mean you can just quit. And I know that's very in vogue in this modern day world,
Starting point is 00:10:41 and this is the pushback in college sports. When times get a little tough, people tap out. A lot of different variables there because there's money involved. But I have a lot of respect for the way Sean McVeigh has done business, even though I don't even necessarily agree with this. Like, are you sure that you want, and listen, AJ Brown, when he's on, is an elite player, but he's battled some injuries
Starting point is 00:11:02 he can be a little emotional he's not cheap you know it's not like whatever you would have traded for him would have cost you a decent amount it would have been a pretty risky move but one thing I will always say I don't have to agree with your moves
Starting point is 00:11:17 but I do agree with aggression so if you're going to make aggressive moves I have to respect it now there are aggressive moves that like are reckless like when they gave to a huge contract when they gave Kyler Murray a big contract You didn't need to do that.
Starting point is 00:11:31 You actually didn't need to get that aggressive. You could have let it play out. It's where Daniel Jones always gets these guys by the balls at the end of his contracts. Like, well, you're either going to have to franchise me or it's going to cost you $100 million. And for whatever reason, people always, you know, capitulate to his demands. But the one thing with the Rams, they did it with McDuffie. They just take fucking swings. They honestly operate.
Starting point is 00:11:58 And it doesn't obviously work. I mean, all the time. They've only won one Super Bowl during his nine years of the head coach. They've been to a couple. They were right on the precipice this year of getting back to another. But I just think the way that they operate, listen, I'm around Lions fans here. They get very, I would say, frustrated with Brad Holmes' lack of aggression.
Starting point is 00:12:23 You know, every team, you know, has been some teams lean like Howie Roseman, very aggressive guy. I think people are like, John Schneider, why aren't you more aggressive? It's like, well, I just got to pay a wide receiver, $130 million guaranteed and give him $40 million of signing bonus. I'd say that's pretty aggressive, but you can't make everyone happy and ultimately
Starting point is 00:12:43 Devante's coming back and I think it's easier to welcome these guys back when you're in these positions where you have been honest and transparent with the guy, even if he doesn't agree. And that's the one thing football still has because it's an aggressive, contentious environment,
Starting point is 00:12:58 on a daily basis in the facility. You know, you're getting pushed, you're getting yelled at, you're getting coached hard. So I think these guys are actually more open and understanding to hear some tough conversations because they've had to have them. You know, so I think that more and more organizations, now you need some equity,
Starting point is 00:13:17 especially established high-priced players to really tell them what you think. But I think it's made Siriani and Howie dealing with A.J. Brown situation much easier. They can be open and honest with the guy, which they clearly have been on the same pages. He's a member of the Eagles. He's a member of the Eagles.
Starting point is 00:13:33 And honestly, at this pace, maybe he stays a member of the Eagles because they don't feel inclined to trade him any more than they did over the last couple weeks. It doesn't seem like a lot of teams are lined up to do the deal. The other thing, I didn't see McVeigh's comments on this, but Kyle was asked about the Australian game, and he basically said what we alluded to last week. Like this is, what are we doing?
Starting point is 00:14:00 He's like, I don't even know if we're gaining a day, losing day. I mean, he's kind of being tongue and cheek because he's pissed off. I mean, we're playing a game in a market that we're not broadcasting to because our broadcast partners are based here in the States. So we have to kick off at 10.30 in the morning after a 19 hour flight when we're playing a team that is separated by a 40-ish minute plane flight. So I am not against international games. I do think there is a line.
Starting point is 00:14:33 And it does feel, and I'm very pro-Australia, like great sports town. It does feel like this is one of those that it's like, are we kind of crossing the line here? Not that Roger cares, not that the front office cares, not that, you know, this is why Belichick used to always be a pain at these events and never be in the coaching photo and would always, you know, piss people off
Starting point is 00:15:00 and raise these different ideas because he always felt that the people, Roger and that crew in New York City couldn't relate to the coaches and the GMs. They had never run a team. They had never coached a team. Most of them obviously never played in the NFL. And there was a disconnect of all you care about is the business,
Starting point is 00:15:23 even if it goes, against what makes the sport of football, coaching football, the players of football makes what goes into their job easier or makes it more difficult on them. And they clearly didn't care. And that's where the owners are kind of caught in this weird spot. They're kind of playing both sides.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Because at the end of the day, they're always going to side with the league office if it's bringing in more revenue. But this Australian game, this is going to be a point of conversation up until kickoff because these guys, whoever loses that game is going to be bitching and moaned. Had a kickoff early, 19-hour flight home, huge divisional
Starting point is 00:16:02 rivalry with two teams who by the time we get to week one are going to be two, you know, the Rams might be legitimately favored, the number one favorite to win the Super Bowl. And depending on how this Niners draft goes, and over the next couple months, who they add, like, they'll be a top six or seven team in the betting
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Starting point is 00:20:42 And for more, follow Timbo Slic Life 12 in the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. Some other quarterback situations. I saw Mike LaFleur, who they had a lot of, on the coaching photo Mike and Matt next to Jim and John and anyone that's been around Jim. I mean, he's just, he's an alpha's alpha. So you put those two guys, we're a little smaller next to Jim. You know, it's kind of, it's tough, you know, it is what it is. But I thought Mike on his Kyler Murray comment said, you know, sometimes changes are good for everyone involved.
Starting point is 00:21:20 And I think there's a lot of truth to that, you know, and like, listen, not all divorces are awful. Sometimes it's like, yeah, you guys don't like each other. You want the health of your future relationship as parents to your children. Like you guys shouldn't live together anymore. You guys don't want to sleep together anymore. Like divorces can be healthy. I've been fired twice. Best thing that ever happened to me.
Starting point is 00:21:43 And I understand when you get relieved of your duties or when someone dumps you, it can be very, very emotional. But looking back and listen, I've had time to think on this, why would you ever want to work for some place or person or company that doesn't want you there? you would never want that. Why would you ever want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn't like you? So the Kyler Murray thing had run its course. It's like the Tuotanga-Bailoa thing had run its course. We see it happen every year where people break up and guys get a new lease on life. Now, listen, we'll dive into Tua here in a second.
Starting point is 00:22:21 I don't believe this is going to work, but we've definitely seen crazier, i.e. Sam Darnold a couple years ago. No one saw that coming. Now, I do think it's going to be more difficult for Kyler to just go to Minnesota and thrive. They got Jefferson. They just picked up Jordan Addison's fifth year option. They're going to have offensive pieces. They got, you know, an offensive play caller who's obviously excellent.
Starting point is 00:22:43 But the difference of him and Sam is like, Sam's a pocket quarterback. Sam is fucking enormous. I saw him at the gym two years ago at the Super Bowl. Him and Jared Gough walked right next to each other. It's like those guys are like basically six, five each. It's much easier to see over the line of scrim. when you're that or 5-9. I'm very similar height to Kyler Murray.
Starting point is 00:23:04 If you put me behind Trent Williams or Lane Johnson or Penae Sewell, much more difficult for me to see than a guy that's 6'4-4. And I just think that this notion that he's going to go there and it's going to go well, I don't see it. But I also understand that when you get thrown in the mud and you're told you're not good enough, it's, you know, you get two choices in life. You either got a fight or flight. Now, it's a little different.
Starting point is 00:23:30 It's not like he's fighting for his NFL career in terms of money. He's being paid $36 million this year. So it would be one thing of like he's only making a million dollars and he has to prove that he's still, you know, a $15, $20, $30 million quarterback. He's rich this year. Same thing with Tua. Like their direct deposits are enormous. So we'll see how it goes.
Starting point is 00:23:53 But I think for any player that when a new administration shows up there and you get cut, like, if that doesn't motivate you, nothing will. Tua Tunga by low is going to be the starter week one for the Atlanta Falcons. Stefanski said this morning that the quarterback competition is no different than any other positions. Everyone's competing for every job. He also, you know, prefaced it by saying, obviously the quarterback competition is impacted by the health of Pennix, who is currently injured, which I actually think is even a bigger
Starting point is 00:24:29 advantage for Tua. I would stake my claim right now that Tua is going to be the starting quarterback week one. And I also think to Fanski, who comes into this new organization, he has no equity. If Tua just starts and looks bad, he's going to take a lot of shit because people are going to go, I get Tew was cheap, but do you have any clue what a good quarterback looks like? Do you? Because we just saw you draft this little left-hander a year ago, who most people thought was an undrafted free agent at best.
Starting point is 00:24:59 and Tua, who most people think hasn't been able to play for a couple years since he got his 17th concussion, you immediately gravitated toward it because you think those guys can excel in your offense where it's like, this is still pro football. So even if you know where to go with the football and you know like one, two, three, get rid of the ball
Starting point is 00:25:19 and if my first read's not there, I'd get to my second read, if your arm strength stinks, if you can't move, like this thing, like the Kyler thing, I don't believe in it, but there's definitely a scenario where it's like, I can see that. 100% could see where it being a little bit electric and them being decent.
Starting point is 00:25:39 I don't think they'd be as good as they were a couple years ago with Sam Darnold, but I can see them being decent. I can't see Tua and the Atlanta Falcons and Stafansky in 2006 working out at all. It is funny that speaking of the Falcons, everyone just thinks cousins is a shot fighter. old guy, Achilles, can't play anymore.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Goudicans today were like, we would love Kirk Cousins to be our backup. Sean McVey looked in the camera at ESPN. He was sitting with Schrager and was like, Kirk, if you're listening to this, we want you. The Raiders are clearly campaigning to make Cousins the backup for Fernando Mendoza. It shows you as you age. And this is, I think I alluded to Derek Carr about. this a little bit. Cousins has made $300 million, but he could have now like a three or four
Starting point is 00:26:33 year career and bank another $20, $30 million. The real world, most places aren't paying that. Even if you're like a high up dude and some of these banks and these finance worlds, like you ain't getting a W2 job that's paying $8 million. So I think Cousins has an incredible opportunity right now because all these guys, think about it, started with Shanahan. Then he went to McVeigh. Then he went to Stefansky. Last year, you know, the last couple of years in Atlanta, their play caller was, his name escapes me right now,
Starting point is 00:27:08 but he was a McVeigh guy running that offense. Well, think about the NFL now. It's like 50% running that offense. So cousin knows it. High character guy, smart guy can help you learn future broadcaster. Probably a pretty tough decision. Because if your cousins, you go, if I agree to let's say a two-year $15 million deal with the Raiders,
Starting point is 00:27:31 I'm basically just going there to mentor Fernando Mendoza. But more than likely, this year, you know, even if things go well, we'd probably win seven, eight games. The next year we'd have some hopes to try to compete for a wild card. So it's like, I'm taking the money, but we're not going to win, even as a backup. If I go to the Packers, right, I think he's, is he from Wisconsin? obviously played at Michigan State. He played it obviously the Vikings,
Starting point is 00:28:00 you know, has connections to that part of the country. They could be pretty good. And you could be part with LaFleur. You know the offense. He's been your quarterback coach before. Sean McVeigh, who was basically begging you to come there as the backup, a little bit of a culture change, right? He spent so much time, Minnesota, Washington, now Atlanta,
Starting point is 00:28:21 going across the country in Los Angeles. But he's, I would imagine there were other options. for him as well. So it's pretty crazy how you can go from everyone making fun of you to what feels like the number one backup. And I also think when McVeigh is going, Kirk, come, give me a call because like, hey, Jimmy Garoppolo, your contract offers on the table. Either fucking sign it or we're just going to rip it up. The problem is he can't say that because it doesn't really have any other options. And he's basically telling you, like, they don't believe in Setson Bennett, who I I still think is one of the crazier draft picks in the fifth round that I can remember.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Jimmy Haslam, for whatever reason, a couple of years ago, I think it was a year ago, he called the Deshawn Watson trade a swing and a miss, which was clearly factual. They'd given a bunch of first rounders. They paid him a historic contract. And Deshawn Watson, who at the time was injured, but even before that was objectively terrible, who had went from a really good player with the Texans, who then got trouble for the massage rub and tugs to becoming the worst quarterback in the NFL. Well, now he's changing his tune saying he'd go from a swing and a miss to a home run with
Starting point is 00:29:35 Todd Munkin. And I think they got to this point where they just refused to eat the money, almost where he was so stubborn. He's like, I spent all this money on this guy. I'm not going to send him packing. Like the Denver Broncos did with Russell Wilson, change their friends. franchise like the Miami Dolphins are trying to do with Tua hoping to change their franchise. And for whatever reason, he was just so headstrong because he's probably mad at himself
Starting point is 00:30:02 because he was the guy that okayed it and then signed the contract because no one would have given a fully guaranteed contract as a GM or a coach. The owner was the guy leading the charge that he's just held on for so long. And I do think it could get worse. Now, he might also say, well, I'm paying the guy. We don't have any other options. we saw Shador play last year that didn't go well
Starting point is 00:30:23 and we've seen Todd with the more mobile quarterback even though Deshawn over the last couple of years hasn't really played that mobile of a guy and now he's coming off of torn Achilles I feel for Browns fans it's going to be really ugly.
Starting point is 00:30:38 I saw McCarthy who listen I love to eat McCarthy for a guy that like takes usually when a guy takes a year off it's like you see him again and like I got slimmed down a little bit. He's been eating healthy. He's been getting good night's sleep,
Starting point is 00:30:53 mixing in a couple of sales. McCarthy gets bigger when he takes his year off. I mean, you see him. I saw him on the set with McAfee. He's a big boy, man. He's got to be pushing like 350. But he said that he talks to Aaron Rogers all the time, that Aaron Rogers has been talking to the coaches. I'm recording this. You know, McCarthy's going to talk on Tuesday morning. But I do think it's fair to say that they're pretty confident, like last year, that Aaron Roger are going to be the quarterback. Now, does that impact them to draft a guy in the third or the fourth round to then get Will Howard, Garrett Nussmeyer, and Aaron Rogers
Starting point is 00:31:27 and just have some options and let Garrett Nussmire and Will Howard battle it out in training camp? That would probably be my guess. But watching McCarthy talk today, I think it's fair to assume that Aaron Rogers is going to be there. Some other things going on. Dan Campbell essentially said that Penae Sule is moving to left tackle, which, I mean, it is really, really nice to have,
Starting point is 00:31:56 and the Chargers have this with Joe All, a guy that can play their position. And once you go to left tackle, you probably never go back. But having the ability to start those guys at right tackle, having them be pro-ball, all pro-level players, and just knowing in your back pocket, got to make changes.
Starting point is 00:32:13 If a guy retires, if you got to cut somebody, if you got to move things around, that guy can always swing around. Because that's not always the case for everybody. Not everyone can play both sides. Right? Not every left guard can play right guard. Right?
Starting point is 00:32:25 Not every right guard can also mix in and play center. And having positioned versatility, even as a great player, which Sewell is a great player, is the reason you draft him really high and pay him a bunch of money. Kyle Shanahan said that, um,
Starting point is 00:32:41 we need to less. the wear and tear on Christian McCaffrey. It's like, Kyle, you're the one that never takes them out. It's like, well, Christian never wants to come out of the game. He's not the coach. You're the one that rides that guy like a secretariat in the fourth quarter of a game that you're up 20 points or down 20 points. You're the guy that rides them, which I understand.
Starting point is 00:33:04 You love them. You love the running game. He's by far your best running back. But there is not a position in the last. in the league that is easier to find just a rotational backup than a backup running back. I mean, there are a ton of teams in the NFL whose backup running back could be a starter,
Starting point is 00:33:23 let alone the majority of teams in the NFL, they're just like their backup running back is just a solid player. And for whatever reason, since McAfrey has got there, the 49ers do not fuck with the number two. Give him a carry here, carry there, but even if he has a big moment, that guy never has a game where he's getting 15 catches, is when McCaffrey is also healthy in playing.
Starting point is 00:33:43 So I don't know if Kyle's going to change. You know, historically, leopards don't really change their spots, right? Kyle's been doing this for a long time. And when you watch, he runs, you know, running back like this guy, he runs him into the ground. But he's not wrong. You know, McCaffrey, a bunch of injuries, older player,
Starting point is 00:34:04 even going back to college, like between the tackles. This guy's taking a lot of hits, a lot of pounding. And we've seen a lot of guys over the course the last 10, 15, 20 years. That drop off can happen quick. So if I'm the 49ers, I think long and hard. If I'm not comfortable with any of the running backs on my roster, I draft a guy in the second round, draft a guy in the third round.
Starting point is 00:34:26 And just, but you got to play them. It doesn't make sense to draft a running back, you know, in the third round. And then the guy gets, you know, six touches in a month. So if you are going to do that, you do have to commit to that. And it always gets back. Well, Christian never wants to come out of the game. Well, no shit.
Starting point is 00:34:45 He doesn't want to come out for the game. I don't blame him. And I respect it. But it's kind of on you because you can just tell him, Christian, you're out, so-and-so's in. The proposal for the draft Hicks being five years out, I think the Browns threw that out there. Sean McVeigh said that has zero chance of passing.
Starting point is 00:35:05 I think that's been yanked because it was clear no one was going to vote for it, which I think makes less sense in the NFL than it does in the NBA. Right. If I'm an NBA team and I have a star guy who's under 28 years old, unless he has a major injury in a given season, I'm never going to be that bad. We're in the NFL, like Patrick Mahomes tore his ACL at the end of the season and they went 6 and 11. Like you just never know. Two years ago, the 49ers won 6 and 11.
Starting point is 00:35:38 You just have weird shit happening all the time. It's football. The Patriots won four games, and the next year they were the two-seat. Football's very fickle, even without injuries, let alone with the injuries. So if I was an owner, I wouldn't even want to give us the options because you could be sitting there in the offseason. Like, hey, you know, they said in four years, give it your number one and number two picks. And you could have so-and-so player. You're like, fuck it, do it.
Starting point is 00:36:09 And then that season, all of a sudden, you win five games. You're like, I regret that one. And that player's not even in your team anymore. That's the other thing is because these contracts. I mean, last year the Rams signed Devante Adams to like $25 million a year. He scores 14 touchdowns, and they try to trade them. Like the football, the pace in which the roster transactions and turnovers is just faster than any other league. I did want to hit on a couple things.
Starting point is 00:36:41 The coach's photo. For those of you listening on the audio, you might need to pull this up. I'm always fascinated by the positioning. Typically the alphas for a long time, I think Coach Reed when he was winnings through bowls. I run this league now as Bill was getting phased out. And he's kind of chill now.
Starting point is 00:37:03 He's in the back. He's standing next to Shane. Anahan and Zach Taylor and behind Joe Brady. Like, he's got nothing to prove. He's got a bad knee. He's just like, I'll come for this photo, then I'm out. I'm not trying to sit in front and center. I will let the Harbaugh brothers and the LaFleur brothers have the front of this photo,
Starting point is 00:37:22 which is cool. You get the two sets of brothers. That is cool. Mike McDonald, most of these guys are wearing like some sort of nicer button up, maybe like a Viori Travis Matthews type pullover slash collared shirt. Even like Sala has on like a nice kind of well-fit hoodie. Some guys like John Harbaugh has a giant's Nike polo. Mike McDonald is just wearing jeans, tennis shoes, and a t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Like Mike McDonald, if this was 9 o'clock at night, could easily go to the circle of death where all the nightclubs are in Old Town Scottsdale and buy a booth and hold it down buying bottles. Rable looks much more like I'm ready to go to a major, like very important meeting. He's got your classic loafers, no socks, well-fitting pants. Just kind of looks like an alpha sitting next to Sean Payton who's wearing shorts.
Starting point is 00:38:25 But I think Braybill wants to show him like, if you're going to spread your legs, I'm going to spread my legs a little bit wider. halfly smart, well-put-together guy, not ideal when you're smaller to sit next to Vrable. Mentor, who, for whatever reason, I didn't really know what he looked like.
Starting point is 00:38:42 I saw him at the Combine. Typically when you think defensive guys, you know, you think like D'Amico, you think Vrable, you just think like tough Sala, you know, just like, I'm not fucking with that guy. You know, even Dan Campbell and Harbaugh, they were tied in and quarterback, but like, they're kind of,
Starting point is 00:39:00 kind of defensive-minded guys, you know, there's big alphas. Mentor looks like a computer science nerd. That's what he looks like. Yet he's a great defensive coach. Liam Cohen has this vibe, like kind of too cool for school, don't really want to be here. McCarthy just, listen, again, I'm not trying to rip on fat people. I can become very fat very quickly.
Starting point is 00:39:26 He just needs to mix in some healthy foods. You can't, Charles Barkley's been, saying this forever. There just aren't fat old people. And McCarthy ain't 48. So you get into your mid-60s. Like, if you look at Coach Reed, he looks dramatically slimmer. Because as you get older, like, you want to maintain this.
Starting point is 00:39:42 You got to be careful about what you throw in there. Shane Sikin's hairline is just, you know, receding faster, you know, by the year. Kevin O'Connell ain't far behind him there. Dan Campbell felt like, hey, I got to go professional. He's probably wearing like a 4x.
Starting point is 00:39:59 colored shirt just because I mean, Dan Campbell's normal size is probably two or three. Siriani looks like he's ready to go play golf. Ben Johnson just looks miserable. One thing I appreciate you about Ben Johnson, I've been working on this myself. I told my wife, like, I just wake up.
Starting point is 00:40:17 I'm not happy when I wake up. It's not a reflection of you, but like once you have a child, you got to be very cognizant, like you can't, I thrive in a bad mood. But those around you, they feed off me. I kind of set the tone for house and it's like I really worked on wake it up happy like just trying to be a happy person in the
Starting point is 00:40:36 morning I don't know I just I do better work when I'm just angry in the morning and when I say angry I'm just not always going to smile at 630 in the morning but like your personality is your personality and Ben Johnson just hasn't really faked it he just you just look at that photo it's like I'm here I kind of have to do this but this is not really my social scene Joe Brady sneaky bigger than you think. When I saw him, I don't know, if you would have asked me what size you think Joe Brady was, I would have been like 5-11, a buck 85, like just a normal looking kind of athletic white dude. Look at this picture of him next to Stafansky and Little LaFleur. I mean, he looks like he's Ray Lewis compared to those guys in terms of size. So underrated how big Joe Brady is.
Starting point is 00:41:29 and Brian Chottinheimer's got a big smile. I appreciate a guy with a big smile. And that's where if you go to the general manager photo, there is not a bigger smile. You would think biggest smile, John Snyder. Got a good smile. John Snyder's happy. The biggest smile is Harry Roseman.
Starting point is 00:41:46 You'd think like, oh, they just lost in the first round. He's got to say, Harry Roseman's got the vibe of, I'm the best in the league. And if for whatever reason my organization ever turned on me and, like, wanted to get rid of me, half these guys in this photo with me, their owners would fire to hire me.
Starting point is 00:42:04 And I know it, they know it, we all know. I mean, Howie's just, he's like a pig and shit, man, just huge smile, John Lynch. There are guys in this photo. Again, I do this for a living. Most of my friends in the NFL are personnel people or scouts or, you know, assistant GMs. There are people in this photo.
Starting point is 00:42:23 I have no clue who they are. Like, there is a guy between Brett Veach, and Adam Peters, this bald guy, I do not know who he is. I have no clue. There's a guy standing next to Ballard at the end. It goes Ian Cunningham, Chris Ballard, I have no clue. There's a guy we got Brandon Bean and Joe Shane, who worked together in Buffalo, standing next to Joe Ortiz,
Starting point is 00:42:50 another guy at the end of the next to them. I don't know who it is. I have no clue. Nick Casario, the Houston Texans GM, I'd be fascinated to see his diet because there is no way he's eating fried foods. He's not eating processed sugars. He's not even sneaking in a Dorito here and there.
Starting point is 00:43:11 This guy is eating grilled chicken. This guy's eating brown rice. This guy's eating greens. This guy's eating green shakes. This guy's eating like high quality proteins. I am much closer to the body types of the two guys you see next to him. Mike Borgonzi and Brian Gutikins, who to me just have like the ideal male body in your late 40s. And the thing I appreciate about Gutikins, my dad loved to fish, loved to fly fish.
Starting point is 00:43:40 That was like my version of playing golf, he liked to fish. I'm not a big fisherman too bored. And like I've gone deep sea fishing a couple times in my life. I get too sick. So it's just not a sport hobby for me. but my dad used to wear sunglasses, the polarized one so we could see the trout
Starting point is 00:43:59 with the string connected. And typically, you know, you see it like an older gentleman. Gutikins is rocking that thing at the GM photo. He just got the string behind his glasses, which shows you like, I'm all about business. I'm just here to try to improve the Green Bay Packers, which I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:44:16 You got SpyTech kind of right behind Eric DeCosta that at any moment maybe wants to give him a quick shove. You got Ryan Poles who just kind of looks like, you know, former tackle. Dan Morgan kind of understated. I was by far beside Lynch, the biggest badass in this photo. Ian Cunningham, big smile. Joe Shane, sneaky big smile.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Like, hey, I kept my job, motherfuckers. None of you thought I would. I am still here. Do not sleep on my survival instincts. Yeah, other than that, you got... You got Gladstone next to Beach at the end that are like, I'm not a big socializer. Like I don't, I'm awkward in these situations, which I can appreciate. We're all sometimes more comfortable in certain environments.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Gladstone, the Jags GM, feels the most comfortable in his office door closed seven monitors going. Statistics, all sorts of shit going on the different screens. You put Gladstone in a situation where, everyone's, you know, conversating, everyone maybe having a cocktail, everyone just talking about life and their family and their teams, not where he thrives. This guy became a GM and didn't even work at the office. He lived in a different state, worked at home. This is your classic millennial work from home you put in the environment, you know, the Howeys, the John Lynch's, the John Snyders. Those guys came up when you worked around other people.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Gladstone thrived in this new environment. where no one could point him out of the lineup because no one ever saw him. He never showed up in the office. And now he's in charge of a playoff team, but you get him in this environment, you can just see very awkward, just not comfortable with it. And doesn't quite know what to do.
Starting point is 00:46:07 You got Elliot Wolf and Andrew Barry. Everyone tells me Andrew Barry's really smartest team is just, I feel for him. I mean, you're the general manager of the Browns, maybe it's just a no-win situation. De Costa, I'm telling you just, Not the happiest go-lucky guy. I mean, he's just DeCosta, which I can't appreciate. Like, sometimes just like, I can't even fake it.
Starting point is 00:46:30 I'm just not a happy individual. A little awkward, Spike Tech's going to want to grab me after this and just kind of go over some things. Some he said he heard rumors out there on the streets. And again, back to John Snyder. I just won the fucking Super Bowl. Motherfuckers. That's me.
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Starting point is 00:48:13 And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, name? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to a first people to do podcasts.
Starting point is 00:48:25 Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down?
Starting point is 00:48:49 Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, for people could call in and say, hey Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:49:06 or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest,
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Starting point is 00:50:27 Jacob told Levan, you're ruining my life. Listen to Kingdom of Fraud on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, let's bang out a couple quick mailbag questions. At John Middlecough, at John Middilkoff is the Instagram fire in those DMs and get your questions answered here on the show. I said I was going to do a dad diaries. My mother-in-law was in town last week. And, I mean, I fly her out, whatever she wants to come. Jennifer, you tell me when, where, you want first class, you want a PJ, I'll do whatever it takes.
Starting point is 00:51:15 We need you here. And she's the best. And so she was here. And Jacket had been, like a lot of young kids, I guess, or young babies, young infants, have, like, reflex. So you feed a milk. and then sometimes like he seems fine and like 30 minutes later he'll start kind of like he's got stuff in his throat
Starting point is 00:51:37 and it's why you got to burp him and they have all these different techniques where you kind of put him on the bed you bend them around you can put them on your knee and go up and down and you will get the gas if you use gas drops and you get these big burps
Starting point is 00:51:51 and then if he burps a couple times or he has a fart he then is a huge smile and he's completely fine so we were burping him We had a couple of weeks stretch where it was just bad. And at night, sometimes you would feed him, you know, at three in the morning. And he couldn't go back to bed because he had this crazy reflex. So she's with him from like three in the morning to five in the morning,
Starting point is 00:52:11 just trying to get him down because he can't lay on his back because he's got stuff coming out all the different ends. And my mother-in-law comes here and she has no issues. She's like, put him in my room. He can sleep through the night. like, well, he hasn't been sleeping that well. He's had this crazy reflex. Back-to-back nights, no problems. And then we started watching her the way she burped him.
Starting point is 00:52:37 We were attacking him. It was almost like you were beating your child because you're hitting him on the back really hard trying to get these burps out and kind of working them up. And she just did these subtle little taps. Like, I'm telling you, very, very light on his back. And he would just have these enormous belches. I'm like, this is muscle memory.
Starting point is 00:53:00 You came and just immediately touched his back and got burps where we have been almost mentally breaking down here because we couldn't figure it out. Probably hitting them too hard. It not only not working. It was probably driving the gas bubbles into a spot that couldn't go out either end. God, that was genius.
Starting point is 00:53:22 So over the last, since she's left, over the last four or five days, It's doing light little taps. He's burping left and right, and no issues. So word of the wise, you don't have to hit very hard on their back to get him to burp. Question for the pod. Diehard Minnesota fan.
Starting point is 00:53:37 With the Vikings firing Qessi for poor drafts, why should I be excited for the upcoming 26th draft when his whole scouting department is still in the building? Would love a breakdown how you think the next month plays out. It's always, you know, that one's tricky, right? Because I would imagine their scouting staff has little to no juice. The guys who are going to pick the players in this upcoming draft are Kevin O'Connell and Brian Flores.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Even the guy that got elevated to become the GM, wasn't he just a contract negotiator? So he's basically just there to run the meetings. Where Ryan Grickson, who was the number two in charge, I mean, his history of drafting kind of speaks for itself. So in defense of him, you know, by all accounts, Questi just wasn't that big on draft meetings, wasn't that big on, you know, a lot of things and clearly wasn't listen to anybody. But I would say that you just got to hope and pray that Kevin O'Connell and Brian Flores know how to evaluate. Because I think you are going to get a heavy dose of their influence in this draft. I think it's less about the scouts than it is about who's pulling the truck.
Starting point is 00:54:58 trigger on your first, second, third round pick. Am I nuts for thinking the Bengals will make the Super Bowl next year? The Ravens and Bills have first year coaches. Mahomes are returning from a serious injury. There's lots of question marks around Stroud, the Broncos, and the paths will have a harder schedule in 26, and the Chargers can't stay healthy. Surely the Bengals defense is ranked like 17th best. That could be good enough to win the AFC.
Starting point is 00:55:23 To me, I would need to know two things. how many games does Joe Burrow play and who do they draft with the 12th pick or whatever they have the 10th pick? Like who's their first round pick? If you tell me those two things
Starting point is 00:55:41 I'd be like yeah because if you say Joe Burrow if you're like he plays 10 games I'd be like they're not if you tell me he plays 17 or 16 and you tell me they pick a player they're like damn
Starting point is 00:55:55 they got Ruben Bain or they got Caleb Downs. Yeah, their defense could be dramatically better. But to me, it all comes down to how many games in Borough play? Because, I mean, last year he just disappeared for the majority of the season. There's no one's fault. I mean, freak injury, but it's happened before. Previous year was the wrist. Or guys that was two years ago now.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Came to keep up. I mean, he's had a lot of injuries. and defensively, like, do they add a defensive lineman with the high pick, or they add a corner, they add a defensive back? I don't know. Do you think
Starting point is 00:56:34 the Colts would sign Cousins in case Daniel Jones isn't ready to start the season? I feel like the best situation for Cousins left. Yeah, I mean, I think he's got a lot of options. I think he has a lot of options. Shane Steichen and that bald head of his
Starting point is 00:56:50 I don't know who they're backup court. I guess they have Riley Leonard. I would imagine they're going to go into the season with Daniel Jones, Riley Leonard, will be my guess. Do you think Garrett Nussmeyer might end up being the steel of the draft? He had a rough 25, but apparently was playing through several injuries. What round would you feel comfortable drafting him if you were GM?
Starting point is 00:57:13 Well, clearly he had the, I think it was the abdominal injury last year, because coming into the season, listen, I had watched a lot of, his career up to that point, which was basically the one year because Jaden Daniels was the quarterback the previous year. But he was good in 24. But the injury, I mean, he just didn't play that well. And he's not, to me, his skill set is kind of Kirk Cousins, not a very mobile guy, timing, rhythm, pocket quarterback, right? He's kind of a throwback of the cousins, Jared Gough. Like those players don't really exist. So once he gets an abdominal injury, his accuracy is off.
Starting point is 00:57:54 He's not mobile to begin with. Their offensive line was kind of hit or miss, which is crazy because they've had some high-drafted players. And they couldn't run the ball under Brian Kelly. That's what doesn't make sense to me at LSU and at Alabama. Like, you can't run the ball. Like typically you guys should both have a running back who's going to be drafted in the first two rounds and a ton of NFL offensive line. and an NFL tied end.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Like, you should dominate in the run game. That should be, like, your specialty. You're not Texas Tech or Mike Leach at Washington State. What are you doing? I don't quite understand it, but in specifically Brian Kelly, like DeBore wants to pass. Brian Kelly, like, you look back at Notre Dame,
Starting point is 00:58:40 like they were a running offense, run the ball, play defense. My guess is Garrett Nussmeyer goes somewhere third of the fourth round. I would be hesitant in the NFL we're living in two draft quarterbacks who can't move. Like, I would be pretty pro, like, I need athletic guys. Not talking Lamar Jackson or Kyler Murray,
Starting point is 00:59:08 but you've got to be, most of these offensive linemen can't really block. Right? And all these teams have a ton of pass rushers. I need my guy to be able to move around. So I, he's not really my type quarterback though I do appreciate
Starting point is 00:59:24 and think he's a pretty solid player. I hear this House of Cards logic from Coward and Clat when they slurp the Big Ten as the superior conference to the SEC. But if you do a simple research of the past three years
Starting point is 00:59:40 the SEC dominates head to head regular season in college football games against the power of 4, 23 through 25 data. The SEC versus the ACC. The SEC versus the Big Ten, 12 and six, the SEC versus
Starting point is 00:59:56 the Big 12, 8 and 5. I'll give you the Big Ten may have the singular best team the past two seasons for sure, but the conference as a whole, oh, please. And for the people crying about bowl games, go wake your mom to tell her you wet the bed again.
Starting point is 01:00:15 I do think it's fair to say these bowl games are very hit or miss, and you have to take it like, there's context in the non-playoff games because if half your team ops out, like what do you even, you know, when Georgia beat the shit out of Florida State
Starting point is 01:00:33 in the game a couple years ago when they got left out of the playoff, what was that? Three years ago, their entire team opted out. And it works for the SEC too. Like all these players, if I'm playing in the random Stanley Bowl
Starting point is 01:00:48 or the Reef Sandals Bowl, most of these guys are not playing. playing anymore. So I don't put as much stock in the bowl games as I do. The regular season for sure. I would say this. They have won three straight national champions chips with three different teams.
Starting point is 01:01:07 It's like Michigan, Ohio State. Okay, those are two best historical programs, right? In Ohio State is I would say, I know they don't win it every year, but to me they're currently the bar for college football. I mean, just year and year out there to feel like the best team
Starting point is 01:01:21 in terms of roster. Doesn't mean they're was going to win it. But now you got Indiana, just went 16 and 0, and beat the shit out of Alabama, which should be one of your best teams. So I would say at the top, I mean, they've three straight years, three different teams. And that doesn't even count Oregon, who has been a top minimum seven team in the country for 20 years. And definitely the last the NIL era, they've been a top five or six program, maybe even higher. They just kind of underwhelmed, under landing in these big games,
Starting point is 01:02:02 but they are fucking, they ain't going anywhere. So you got Ohio State, you got Oregon. You now have Indiana, who's the defending champs. You got Kyle Whittingham at Michigan. My issue with the SEC is their teams, like Kirby Smart's a stud,
Starting point is 01:02:22 but his team roster-wise clearly isn't the same as it was pre-NIL. Alabama just has not been the same the last couple years with DeBoer. They can't run the ball. Their talent doesn't quite look as dominant. Now maybe that changes next year. We'll see. LSU has been down, which is a problem.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Florida has been really down, which is a problem. So Alabama no longer is a dominant program. Georgia is your best program, but they're not nearly as good as they were three or four years ago. Texas and Sark are just kind of unreliable. A&M, it's like, can you trust their offense? No one with the brain thinks the SEC isn't completely loaded. I mean, the Big 12 football conference isn't even in the same universe as the other two.
Starting point is 01:03:17 But like, part of what the SEC had was we have the most guys getting drafted and we're winning all the national championships. Well, now the Big Ten has won three straight national championships. And what's the draft going to look like this year? I don't know if it's going to be as SEC heavy. Now, maybe it's just an off year, but it's going to be pretty big ten heavy. Think about the top ten. Bernando Mendoza.
Starting point is 01:03:48 How many Ohio State guys are going to go, you have Reese, you have Sonny Stiles, you know, Caleb Downs is probably a top 15 pick. So that's three of their guys going in the top 15. So that's four Big 10 players. Am I missing? Doesn't Penn State have a guard who's probably going to go in the top 20? I mean, you're going to have eight, nine, big 10 players going the top 20.
Starting point is 01:04:15 So now their high-end talent is Oregon's tight end. Oregon is a safety that might go in the first round. It's like, well, who's Bama's best players? What are you going to tell me, Ty Simpson, Proctor of the offensive lineman? It's not quite the same. LSU's talent isn't quite as deep. It's not like they're going six guys.
Starting point is 01:04:40 They're going to go in the top 40. Florida's been a disaster. So I think it has changed a little bit with the NIL. And again, no one's acting like the SEC just sucks now, but the NIL changed the game. We have to acknowledge that. NIL changed the game. Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers,
Starting point is 01:05:07 and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, huge news? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.
Starting point is 01:05:17 We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers.
Starting point is 01:05:40 This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.
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Starting point is 01:07:16 Listen to SportsSlice on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slicleaf 12 and the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. This week, you stated, winning in college is kind of overrated, i.e. Tim Tebow. Let me phrase this correctly. I don't think it's overrated. It is always important to win, right? But just because you don't win doesn't make you a less of a prospect for a guy that's winning. Because in college, historically, if you played for one of the top programs,
Starting point is 01:08:00 even if you were average, you were going to win. Or if you were a quarterback playing for Mike Leach, you were going to put up the best stats or Hawaii in the run and shoot. So you've got to be the way you evaluate quarterbacks in college isn't just about wins and losses or stats. Would that same apply to Stetson Bennett? His college resume is kind of wild, but he's struggling to retain his backup position. I would say he's not their backup the way Sean McVey talks. He's begging Kirk Cousins to take his job because Jimmy Garoppolo won't sign the contract.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Stetson Bennett, if you would have put on Baylor, or Arizona or just some random Division 1 power 4 college team. Not only is he not draft that I don't think anyone's ever heard of him. He played on Georgia who was, I mean, just guy for guy, we'll go down as one of the most talented teams of the internet era. Like you could go, just their talent is like Miami when I was a kid level. I mean, it was stupid. Every guy on defense is like a first or second round player.
Starting point is 01:09:09 The amount of money their defensive players are going to sign second contracts is going to be, like, historic. Oh, and they got Lab McConkey and Brock Bowers with countless guys on their offensive line drafted. Again, that's take nothing, like, Sets and Ben, it's a really good college player. To me, like, I'm not into those type NFL quarterbacks. I'm just not. For the Pittsburgh Steelers, why don't they just start Will Howard all year, win five or six games? We get asked this a lot. They're not going to do that.
Starting point is 01:09:44 it's like I stopped talking Tomlin and the Steelers over the last couple of years should get a divorce. That conversation just died with me because it was clearly not going to happen until Tomlin finally said like I'll give you the divorce papers. I'm out.
Starting point is 01:09:59 Peace. But until he did it, I was done talking about that conversation. The Rooney's told us when Tomlin quit and I don't know if that was the press conference before they hired McCarthy or when they hired McCarthy like we don't rebuild here. We just, we try to win.
Starting point is 01:10:17 We don't tank. We don't take a year off. Organizationally, they just, they don't think like that. And they're not going to do it. It might be a little too generic, but what about calling the followers the mailman since you rely
Starting point is 01:10:33 on them in the mailback? I don't hate it. I mean, the male man, Carl Malone, is one of the better sports nicknames of my youth. basketball actually had, I mean, incredible ones when I was a kid. The glove, the mailman was pretty good, though. I don't hate that.
Starting point is 01:10:53 Here are some other listener name ideas. The threes. Outies. I don't hate the threes. Mailman's not bad. Again, I still haven't, when I, if I ever heard it, I would know it. And I feel like I've never heard it. He's like, that's the one.
Starting point is 01:11:15 not football related, but I recently joined the Bald Brotherhood. I can't grow a full head of hair, but the hair I do have grows fast. Sick fucking joke, right? I feel you, dog. Do you have any personal recommendations for head shavers? I used to just trim it like with a one, probably the first year. The problem is, like you said, if your hair is growing relatively fast, every three or four days you got to do it
Starting point is 01:11:48 and you're like heads over the toilet or the sink it's like this kind of sucks so I mean I've just transitioned to doing it with the mock three or mock three I use the five blade one so I just do it every couple days now again I can go like four or five days without it because I can just wear a hat
Starting point is 01:12:06 but if I had people I was meeting with or stuff I had to do in person I have to shave because I can't have a cul-de-sac so I just do it. in the shower. I go shaving cream all over my head and just let a rip. Ideally, there's, I mean, a lot of people do this at my gym in the, in the steam room. They have razors outside. That's a, that's a pretty orgasmic shave, not going to lie. But for the most part, 95% of my shaves, probably even higher than that, are just in the shower.
Starting point is 01:12:40 Much easier to shave your head, like for me, after I work out and I'm sweating, than just to dry shave it in the morning, like if you have to do something, like when I do Coward Show, and I just, my alarm goes off at 5, 15, you just go right in the shower, shave your head, and then go. It's not as comfortable of a shave.
Starting point is 01:12:59 And depending, like, I have thicker coarse hair. So I don't even think I could shave, like, every day. I have to give it at least like 18, 24 hours. Or, I mean, 36, 48 hours. 36, I'm kind of pushing it. So like that two-day window is probably ideal the earliest. There's been a lot of debate whether the Giants at five should take either Jeremiah Love or Sunny Styles. Given the Hall of Fame careers of Erlocker also converted safety and Ladani and Thomason having played out,
Starting point is 01:13:32 who would you have chosen? To me, taking a running back that high when his success depends on the offensive line, as shown with Saquan, the linebacker is the pick. if you told me as the Giants, I could have Brian Erlocker or Ladenian Tomlinson, I would take Erlocker. And LT is one of my favorite players of all time.
Starting point is 01:13:53 The reason being is it's much easier to just find functional running backs. I saw Dan Campbell asked about Texans reporter asked him about David Montgomery. And he's like, I love David Montgomery.
Starting point is 01:14:11 And he's like, the Texans got themselves a badass, the ultimate pro. He deserves a chance to be the starter again. And he's like, I'm his biggest fan. But my point is like, you can just find all of a sudden, remember it's like, DeAndre Swift any good? And then he's like, watch him on the Bears. Like, God, DeAndre's just not bad.
Starting point is 01:14:29 Oh, and this other guy that they drafted in the seventh round, not bad either. It's like, it's rare that he's like, who's that linebacker? Because most linebackers are kind of average. But when you do get Fred Warner or just to, Patrick Willis, just Brian Erlocker, especially in this day and age, where the teams pass a lot to tight ends and running backs. So that like 10-yard past the line of scrimmage, sideline to sideline, like can you cover it?
Starting point is 01:14:58 Erlacker actually is tailor-made for today's day and age. So if you told me I got the best version of a running back or a middle linebacker, I'm taking the middle linebacker every day of the week. Now, if you just tell me, like, Jeremiah Love is going to be Lidane and Tomlinson and we don't know what Sonny Siles is going to be, then I would take Lidane and Thomas. But if you told me best, like, he's going to be O'Locker,
Starting point is 01:15:23 I think you'd have to do that. I mean, but I'm a defensive first guy. I can manipulate the running back guy. I just believe that. And they already have, Tracy's not bad and, you know, Scataboo's coming back for a major injury, but
Starting point is 01:15:41 you can put together three or four running backs. Matt Nagy comes from Andy Reed. He's going to pass. New name idea. The chain gang. That's it. That's all I got. I appreciate it. Okay, we will talk
Starting point is 01:15:57 tomorrow. Adios. And these coaches are talking bright and early in the morning, and we'll see what the AFC guys say. Hopefully everyone has a great day. Talk to you soon. The volume. Hey guys, it's us The Jonas Brothers, I'm Joe
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