The Herd with Colin Cowherd - 520 in the Morning - Jeff Teague REFLECTS on Russell Westbrook vs. Devin Booker EPIC matchup, Jokic horse wins

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

On the Monday, July 28 episode of 520 in the Morning, Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, and B Hen reflect on the Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Phoenix Suns matchup where Russell Westbrook went off for 43 points, 14 ...assists, and 8 rebounds, while Devin Booker notched 39 points, 8 assists, and 6 rebounds. Later the guys rank the best NBA champions from the 1990s. And the fellas discuss Damian Lillard, Kyrie Irving and Dwyane Wade and decide who they'd start their team around between the three NBA legends. And don't miss Jeff and the fellas react to the hilarious video of Denver Nuggets superstar Nikola Jokic crying after his horse won a competition!03:00 - Back to School03:24 - Westbrook vs. Booker 201804:25 - Start your team with Russ or Book?11:00 - Amen Thompson, Nembhard or Jalen Johnson?13:30 - Jeff Teague in the WWE12:30 - Nike Flightposites 316:43 - D-Wade vs. Kyrie21:46 - Dame vs. Kyrie33:38 - Jeff highlights on YouTube37:10 - Getting numbers to get paid39:46 - Bud adjusting Jeff's minutes45:35 - TBT recap50:00 - MLB recap51:40 - High school basketball58:50 - Bubba Wallace wins59:42 - Superchat questions01:07:48 - Nikola Jokic crying when horse won01:15:46 - WNBA recap01:16:00 - Kelsey Mitchell goes off01:20:30 - Verified Buckets#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:27 Good morning. How y'all doing? What's that? What's going on, man? How with your weekend? Yeah, for sure. Good weekend. No, man.
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Starting point is 00:04:01 Hey, man, we've been going some classic duels, man. Why not start the week off with the classic? You know what I'm saying? Russ versus Dibook, 2018. Vitchers game. Loat up the Drake. That street thing for you. They against you.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Not even looking at this. Who y'all starting the team with, though? Russ or Dibook? Yeah. Russ? Russ. Yeah. That's no slice to debug.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Three parts here, but John does give the team. Yeah, people forget. I'll put a hand up. Don't matter, no way. Too little. Terrence Ferguson? Oh, come here, PJ.
Starting point is 00:04:44 I ain't going to lie. Deep Brook like a fire two option? I might start my team with Deepak. Just because I could put pieces around him easier than I can, Russell Westbrook. Yeah. Like, it takes a certain group to play with Russ. What?
Starting point is 00:05:02 What four players would you put around Russ to make, to get the best out of Russ? Well, you, to get out of this team, whatever team this was. This is the best. Whenever he won MVP, that's the best Russell Westbrook. Just put that team around it. This thing was after the MVP, but you don't think of it.
Starting point is 00:05:23 He needs a team. That's what he needed. He has the best. and tell for on this team. It was weak. Nah, Bassie? He was on that team. Stephen Adams?
Starting point is 00:05:32 Oh, my God, Lee. I remember that. Hey. Paul George was shit. Baby jab. Can't dial the screen. They down the screen. You end up with a lot of players around the book.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Because he's a natural two-bar. Russ is so dynamic that, like, Russ played with Kevin Durant, James Hard. Yeah, we did. Went to the finals. Yeah, but that was young. That was young, Russ. You still on that, though?
Starting point is 00:06:03 Yeah. Big reason, too. We're saying the best Russ. Yeah, the best Russ, the best debunk. I got to go, I got to go Russ, bro. Can't see it no other way. What kind of triple double? What kind of thing?
Starting point is 00:06:18 Stephen Adams. Which everyone you want. I'm saying, buddy, it's like a certain. It's a rebound. They're going to do everything, bro. That's what I'm saying. They take a certain type of group to be with that. Because, I mean, will Russ get in Joker way?
Starting point is 00:06:33 Will he get an B way? Or will Devin Booker play better with him than B. I feel like Russ could play with them, bro. I mean, he's good enough to play with anybody. But I'm saying, if we're going to get the best Russell Westbrook, the cold Russell Westbrook that we know, he got to have people where he can do pretty much everything for everybody. Well, I can get the rebounds.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I can get the assist. And I can shoot this when I want to. Yeah. But him with a, with Joker at their prime would have been crazy, bro. I've been cheating.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Yeah, problem, Russ and problem. What? I mean, but we thought that would, we thought that with KD though. They was cheating.
Starting point is 00:07:07 They should have won. They was up 3-1. Yeah, man. That is very true. That was up 3-1, but I'm just saying. It didn't work out. It didn't work out,
Starting point is 00:07:15 bro. Hey, he'd give me a game, bro. Give me one game, bro. You can call this in the league. Give me one game. And if you look at all,
Starting point is 00:07:23 like, Igodon and something about, yeah, OKC was the best team to lead that year. They was, bro. They just blew it. And Clay Thompson went crazy. Super Sam, bro.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Historical performances. Yeah. I mean, Russ is crazy, though. But I just like, if I'm, what I should say is, it would be easy to build a team around D-Book than Russell Westbrook. I understand what you're trying to say. I get it for sure. Because I had to figure out, all right, let me find a two guard that just play defense.
Starting point is 00:07:50 They're actually just a shooter. You need a key bogus next to Russ. Yeah, I need just a shooter. two guard. Like, I need... I'm gonna find them. I'm getting... I'm getting rest. I need a better Andre Roberson, no disrespect to him, but I need somebody against, play defense and shoot threes.
Starting point is 00:08:04 I don't know who that is right now. I can't think I'm top of my head, whoever that is in the league right now. I was about to, I swear to God, I'm going to say Cephalotion. Okay, you got to go get a Cephalotia. Then you got to get a... Yeah. Like, you can get... He played well with Paul Georgia and KD. Obviously, you can get one of them.
Starting point is 00:08:19 But they were more just shooting. Like, they don't need the ball that much. Like, Katie, he rarely missed. He comes off. Like Trevor Riza next to him. It's cool. He do need the ball. Yeah, like, he got to have a ball.
Starting point is 00:08:35 He definitely need the ball. He got to have a ball. When he got the ball in his hands, he can make shit happen. See, D.E. Book can play off the ball. That's a fact. So I can go get a traditional point guard. They're different.
Starting point is 00:08:45 The book is really a two. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's easier for me to build around a two than a Dominionia one. Just take the names out of it. Like, it would be hard to build around James Horri. I don't think, why. Because you got to get, for him to be the, no, I'm saying the best that he could be.
Starting point is 00:09:02 I'm saying, and still win, like, and still be a good assing. You get him from shooters and a live threat. It's over. Yeah, giving him two live threats or something. But you got to get, you got to get people that are just going to play defense, too. Like, I can shoot and play, and you fucking with it. That's what I'm saying, no, you got to get, you got to get perfect roles. For a reason.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Yeah. Give me DeAndre Jordan. It's up. Yeah, I'm saying, that's what I'm saying. You gotta be those exact, like, people. You can't go get those niggas. Yeah, yeah. You gotta go get these exact people.
Starting point is 00:09:34 I have down there, like, slim, slim in the NBA. Jeff says it's harder to find their reason, bro. No, he's right. Yeah. Yeah, you and I find more Shane Badi as in the game anymore. It's difficult. Miss Ross is different. With D. Book, you go get a solid PG, so you got Chris.
Starting point is 00:09:49 We got to think at that time when Russ was killing, they was out there. Shane Badiah's, Trevor. They was out there. there, bro. It was... No, I mean, it's... Right now, it ain't as many. Yeah, I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:09:57 It was like, you had to go back then, you had to get Rob Covington, people like that. Yeah, it was out there. They had 10-year careers based off the fact that they're out of him. We ain't think about him. There's people like him that we just ain't think about. Yeah. But then, if you go look at Deep Book, though,
Starting point is 00:10:11 and we can get off of this, you can go get Chris Paul or any type of point guard back in... Any type of wing? You can go get Russ Westbrook if you wanted to. You probably got more options Yeah, and you can get any type of small Forge you want to get Any power Ford you can get
Starting point is 00:10:30 He can play with anybody One thing I like about Russ too Is one, everybody talks about how great of a teammate he is And the vibe he can bring to my team We ain't gonna be on no whole shit We're about to get our hand whoo Nah So if I'm starting a team with somebody like that
Starting point is 00:10:41 As my leader, I'm rocking Nah, he's one of the greatest ever I'm just thinking like To put him to be the best Yeah And our best is seeing him average a triple double And be MVP Yeah
Starting point is 00:10:52 I need that team basically so I can see him be a best. And then when I seen Devin Booker is best when they made the finals, they had a well-balanced team. I mean, Michael Bridges was good. Cam. Cam was, you know. Because Devin probably can't play with some of any egos either. He got to play with these kind of like comfortable.
Starting point is 00:11:08 We just saw that last shot. He played with Brad Bill, Kevin Durant. And it didn't. Those are two of the worst. But that's, that was, uh, he's still there. They're not. That's prime time of ego. They're his egos is.
Starting point is 00:11:17 I mean, them caliber of people. My boy, Brad Bill was TikToking on that team. I mean, I think it would have worked if they had a point guard. Instead of Brad Bill as a two guard, I feel like him and Devin Booker are the same people. They are. Yeah. And their culture situation was crazy, too.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Yeah. Yeah. For sure, man. Let's hop in the super chat this morning with it. Andrew Landry said, good morning, fellas. Who's more likely to make the biggest jump this season? Jalen Johnson, Trey Murphy, Andrew Nimhart, or Men Thompson? Good question.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Some quality people looking to, you know what I'm saying? Upgrade their positions. What are you thinking? I like Jalen Johnson. I ain't a lot. Okay. I think he'd have a real good season. He'll have an opportunity too.
Starting point is 00:11:56 I was going to go with Thompson. I think Jalen kind of already solidify itself. Yeah, he's 20 and 10 strong. Yeah, if he ain't get hurt, I think he would have been an all-star last year. Yeah. I got Trey. You got Trey? You got Trey.
Starting point is 00:12:11 I'm rolling with Neth. Okay. I got, I got men. In this situation, I like him in Topsin, too. But I also like the fact that Andrew Nimpart is going to have the basketball in his head the entire time for this team, so he'll have the opportunity. as well. Like you said, Jaylin Johnson already showed that he could be
Starting point is 00:12:26 pretty much an all-star and healthy. So good question. All right, back in the Super Chat with it. All right, man. Shout to y'all on the Twitch, man. Shout to Melk. Shout to Jeff. Everybody going crazy on there, man. We had 10K falls on Twitch, man. Shout out to the game. We appreciate y'all. We got to do something special with 10K.
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Starting point is 00:13:00 Which, so, all right, BW. Ross says, Jeff, that's not all the way. True. Russ, average 27% on 47% next to Hardin. That's great for him. Lost because PJ Tucker was at the 5. I'm not saying he can't play with great players.
Starting point is 00:13:12 I said, Russ at his best. Yeah, is when he's at the table. When he was at his best, he was the MVP of the league. He would. You average triple over. Yeah. I'd be trying to remix everything we do on here, Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:26 At his best, we said they best. We're not even trying to compare him like that. Yeah. Not for sure. Obviously, he played with great players. He's to play with Kevin Durant. He's a great player. He's going to be great in any situation.
Starting point is 00:13:37 But at his best, it's when the team is built around him. You can look last year, and this isn't the best version of Russ that we know to be. And it worked out with him in Jonesburg. It got a coach fire because you had to play him because he was so impactful. Yeah. But the greatest Russell Westbrook was in OKC, average in 30. getting 20-20s and 20s. I mean, that's obvious, right?
Starting point is 00:13:57 Yeah, so, I mean, what we talk about? I'm not explaining it, right? Sometimes you got to, you see. He's listening. Yeah, he, it's Monday morning, man.
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Starting point is 00:16:04 The daddy-dyes, bro. I fuck with them. No, them are fire. I remember Taron. T. He had those on in our P-Y-B-C-10. That was cold. They're supposed to have spinners, because.
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Starting point is 00:17:56 Also, Jeff, when you're going cool, Brandy Jinnix and 1V-1 love the pod. B-Way is definitely better than Kari overall, for sure. Defense, block shots, rebounding, overall. Yes, bro. Not just offense, bro. Whole arsenal. Kari, my favorite player all the time. I won't go against him.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Whole awesome. I'm not being logical or, off on the situation. Carrey is my goal, so it's Carrier's. We can't do this, bro. D-Way is a better overall basketball player than Carrey. I don't disagree. I agree. I don't disagree. If we just go on offense, Carrey got some shit. But overall,
Starting point is 00:18:31 bro, yeah. Dway, bro. Dway led a franchise by and so. We haven't seen Carrey do that. He ever started six in the finals. Yeah, but we ain't seen to be the lead guy and win. When he was the league guy, I didn't work out. Shout to Carrey. I love Carrey. I'm just being honest. De Wade, he did that.
Starting point is 00:18:51 He was 40. The O6 finals run, legendary. But I also start Conre do one of the best comebacks to NBA history. I did too. I have my big time of Kyrie friend. Yeah, he had Brown with him, though. Brian. And even though, we got the utmost respect for Kyrie on here.
Starting point is 00:19:08 But we do be disrespecting Dewey a little bit. D.W.A. is a better player than Kyrie. Overall. Overall, he is. Carre might be the most dynamic, the second most dynamic offensive player ever. after Kevin Durant. Yeah, I'm with that. Yeah, I mean, D-Way got the best
Starting point is 00:19:25 finalist run I ever seen, so I always say that, but... As far as offense, I'm always taking Karee. But overall, D-Way, bro. Because he's going to guard, he's going to block, he's going to rebound. Yeah, D-Way was really crazy. I ain't mad at that at all.
Starting point is 00:19:41 I just, like, when you see D-Way and D-Way is cold, but when I used to see him matcho with Joe, I used to be like damn Joe be cooking this nigga You know He's bigger than him though Yeah But they were the two It is but D-Way is 6-3
Starting point is 00:19:58 Joe is 6-8, 2 feet But that was a matchup And he was still getting with him He would not He was dynamic bro But that was a matchup Dway was like 24, 26 a night Verso whatever
Starting point is 00:20:11 Ma he was cold I used just see that matchup So it made me look at it like A little different You know what I mean I used to be like Because when I got Before I got to the league
Starting point is 00:20:19 I used to look at D-Wate, like, D-W-A-D-W-A, like, if I could, damn. And then when you see Joe, and people weren't talking about Joe as much, you kind of like, it, is D-Wade like that? But now as I got older, I know Joe liked that. Yeah. So it ain't, you know what I mean. No, I get it.
Starting point is 00:20:37 But at first I used to kind of take a step back as like, nah, Joe be fucking D-Wade up. But I was really playing Joe, like, he was kind of me. Joe was one of the ones. Yeah, but Joe was one of the ones. Most definitely. Question. Man, nothing said in summer like long days in the sun,
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Starting point is 00:24:56 Y'all see Gil crash out. He crashed out. And with further, we found out who the person was. It was actually a girl, y'all. All right, I'm lying. But just stop. I'm saying. That one fucking empty said Ken.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Niggie, you said Kay. I was reading the chat. No, nigga, you said that. Oh, that's wicked, man. that's wicked work. All right, James Sawyer said, D is it crazy to say
Starting point is 00:25:24 Dane had a better career than Karee but if I'd have a better peak, better score, Jeff, what's your take? He got a little. Better career than Karee, Dame Lewis? No, I mean, Karee won a championship. Uh,
Starting point is 00:25:40 I don't know about that one. They're both cold. They both. I mean... I don't really like that comparison. Yeah. They were both really good basketball players. They both...
Starting point is 00:25:48 I think... They kind of do the same thing, I think, I think, Kyrie got hurt. Get on their ass shit. They kind of do the same thing, bro. I think Kyrie got hurt at an, you know, earlier stage in his career.
Starting point is 00:26:01 So it's kind of not fair. I think Dame, if I was starting a team, I'd take Dame just because I seen what he did when it was his team. Mm-hmm. And I seen Kyrie when he had Cleveland and they were fucking awful.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Yeah. And then I seen Dame as a rookie. And they both are really talented. I just seen it kind of like, this ain't no shade, but it's just like... Yeah, Carrey was dealt a bad hand,
Starting point is 00:26:31 shout out of the damn. Shout out of Dane. Carrey was a bad hand. I mean, yeah, he did. I mean, he had L.A. He had L.A. He came in with L.A. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:38 He had Dion Waders and them boys. Yeah. It was a tough hand. Yeah, it was tough. Yeah, I'm going to Corrie. He was still killing. Oh, yeah. I'm going to Carrey.
Starting point is 00:26:47 He had Dante Jones on the same. Literally. Shitty hand. Dante Jones was on his 10. To be fair, that's a handicapped. He had Dante Jones.
Starting point is 00:26:56 He really had a shitty hand. But I don't know. That's tough for me. That's tough for me, bro. Only difference is Kyrie got a chip, bro. If Carrey don't get the chip,
Starting point is 00:27:08 they got the same career, bro. Yeah. It's a big difference, though. It is. I ain't matter. Those are two hobos for sure. Damn. Damn a buck.
Starting point is 00:27:17 I don't know, bro. If they play each other, they both will get 40. You see that. They put up a lot of motherfucking points in the day, bro. Kyrie got 55, though. Yeah, Portland Rock. But I'm saying they say they got the same career, then they're low-key. Who's getting slighted?
Starting point is 00:27:34 Like, Dane better? Yeah, Dame getting slighted. But Kyrie got that chip, bro. He do, but Dame being a little bit more durable, though. He has. Carrey has some injuries, for sure. Yeah, he has some tough injuries. And they play a part.
Starting point is 00:27:48 If y'all gonna compare it, niggas, you gotta, like, I'm available. True. I'm just going more up the leadership. Like, Dame had a young C.J. McCullum. West Matthews. Nick Batoon and, like, Robin Lopick. Daly. Huh?
Starting point is 00:28:06 That's a solid thing. Carrey came in there with. Solid. Cheese, whiter, Tristan. Nobody. But that was supposed to be. I'm saying that. I'm saying that's supposed to be the same formula, though.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Like, if you look at Dame and CJ was young. Nick Baton, we was fans, but we grew to like him because of Dame, you know. He was killing me. I'm not saying he was. He gave him a lot of money because he was killed. He was not saying. He just leaked him triple-double.
Starting point is 00:28:30 But yeah, but you get what I'm saying? I do hear what you're saying, bro, but Dame had a way better team than Reesie. Like West Matthews, bro. He was killing, bro. They had a stable franchise. You know he's going to go out of hit area three.
Starting point is 00:28:43 The Caval just got nuked. And then by the time they got some point in there was situation to do a carrie is coming to say, his own, LeBron came back and got in the way. I ain't getting away. He ain't getting away, and saved him. Got away, man. All right, what's the excuse?
Starting point is 00:28:55 All right, not the excuse, but all right, tell me about Boston. Boston? Yeah, he had, same recipe as damn. All these niggins is young. I say, niggins is slain dying. Gordon Hayward. No, you still had a young Jason Tato.
Starting point is 00:29:08 You had a young Jalen Brown. And you got Mark's smart. Well, Kyrie, get that shit in order. Kobe would have got that shit in order. Carrey was killing on until they got hurt. No, he was talking about killing him. Always going to kill. But that was one of the games, though.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Al Horford, Terry Rozier. You already say it's hard to play in a thing where everybody's trying to get paid. This is not Kyrie that Celtics run, bro. It is tough. It is tough when everybody trying to get paid. But everybody bowed down to Kyrie. I've heard people talk about
Starting point is 00:29:35 like Kyrie Irvin in that building. Like, they bow down to him. He just, at that moment, he was just on a different type of time. But that was his team. Whatever Kyrie was. Yeah, like it was. team. Dame on that team.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Come on, brother. Even that year when Terry Rozier and then was cooking. Come on, brother. The next year of Dane, it was still, I mean, Kari came back. It was still a Kairri shit. It ain't about the talent, bro. It's like it's the leadership, bro.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Dame just not a lead team, bro. And I don't know what he was going through at that time. Yeah. But because obviously now in Dallas, you hear the reports is like, Karee is the best teammate, the best leader. Yeah. All the young guys rock with him.
Starting point is 00:30:16 The Ness put that smut on his name because he wants. and get the COVID vaccine, so they know there's a lot of friction there. I mean, but they, they was questioning him in Boston. You know. They would.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Bro. I am bad. Good question. But if I was starting my team, I, you would be crazy not to pick Kyrie because of talent. But, Dame just.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Because Dame just, he just is nice. Yeah, yeah, it is. But I'm just saying if you, if you was picking, like the number one picking,
Starting point is 00:30:44 you seen Kyrie over or Damian Lillard. Yeah, you would have been. crazy to pick career. My biggest by the Weber State that's number one pick. Yeah. But now if you look at
Starting point is 00:30:52 that whole NBA career, I don't know. Neither, bro. Not out of college. Right now, you'll pick Dame number one if it was a drag? Out of college.
Starting point is 00:31:00 I'm saying, no, no, I'm saying, after that whole career so far. Oh, shit. You'll pick Dame number one? It's a little different. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Have they had to pick? Yeah. You wouldn't get it? Obviously, you're going to pick who would you pick? Who would you pick? I think I'm still going to, I'm pick Dame, too.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Hmm. Just because, bro, Kyrie had to deal with some bullshit injuries, and then, you know, whatever happened in Boston happened in Boston. I'm just saying, like... He got injured in Boston, too, though. Yeah, but I'm saying, uh,
Starting point is 00:31:28 Dame held it down in Portland. It was, like, solidified as Dame team. He was never looked at it as a cold star. Held down a franchise in the tough conference. I just love Kyrie as, like, the elite second option, bro. Like, the elite second option. Like, next to a bra on something.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Oh, yeah, he's the best. That's what I like. I mean, you look at it with him a look good. It worked out pretty well. When you tell Kyle, Harry just go get buckets. Don't worry about nothing else. He's different, bro.
Starting point is 00:31:52 That's how I look at Devin Booker, too, though. I like that. I look at Devin Booker. Are you second option? I ain't mad at that. And you ain't mad if he'll won, because, you know, we're going to win some games, and you still box office.
Starting point is 00:32:06 That's it. That's a direct comparison. You're your two guard, and your second option? Come on, I like Devin Booker next to a Co-Wallender or somebody, another superstar because he, you know, he's going to get his shit. So I compared him too
Starting point is 00:32:21 I just don't like saying that too Because my fuck probably think I'm being disrespectful But Nah hell no No but you gotta think the mind The person's like The person they idolized Both of them
Starting point is 00:32:31 It's Kobe Bryant True So their mindset is Kobe Bryantish Like I don't know if Dane would have been Obviously Dame is cold But I don't know if he would have been the same With Kai Rie with Brown
Starting point is 00:32:42 Like we say it could have But the way Dame play He got the ball He makes shit happy for his team. Yeah. That's what make Kyrie different. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Kari can, hey, somebody else can be the point girl I can still kill. I don't know if necessarily that's the best thing for Dane. Because we've seen it with Yonnas. Yeah. It's a little frustrating.
Starting point is 00:33:06 So I don't know. It was give or take. Good question. All right. C-Feds and Supertouch says, I got on an Uncle Mookie jersey, Kentucky Jersey with your draws. Uncle Mookie.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Y'all got a chill. Yeah, I like this one better. Uncle Mookie. Keep that shit over there. Uncle Mookie, Kentucky jersey. That's not work, man. You got to. Please don't put that on a T-shirt.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Scrow down from him, like, shout to the live because of the subs to the Twitch, shout out to you, gang. What up, Nate said, what's good, y'all with the NFL? Season on the way. What's he made out most excited to watch? By the way, M.C. North is the Tufts Division.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Call it now. Go, Pac, go. Packers. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, I rock with the pack, and y'all know I rock with the 49ers of my two teams I grew up loving, so.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Damn. It is what it is. I ain't ever had no thirths. My bad. Who was my other team? No, been on that. Oh, wow. I've always been a Packer-Ninish fan, bro.
Starting point is 00:33:58 It's still a curtain sometime. But. I'm trying to go to a Cowboys game this year, man. Yeah, I'm trying to ditch my family and go to the Cowboys back. You're going to the Cowgirls. Oh, wow. Disrespectful.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Very disrespectful. Cowboys play out of team this year, baby. Hey, I don't need that type of anxiety this morning. No, no, we got some dope. NFL content loaded up this year. I can't wait to see what they're going to say this year. When they say, we don't want to hear y'all NFL takes. It's about to get real.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Well, guess what, ho? It ain't from us. It's about to get real. And if it gets better or worse, we don't care. For sure. Rico King says, man, Mook, you'd be so relaxed and chill on the show. I would ever know you had anger issues. And folks, I mean, he's tight.
Starting point is 00:34:40 I don't got angry issues no more, bro. That's when I was a kid, bro. Loss. I'm a retired crashing. He is still one of the day. go to the tech gym go to the tech gym tomorrow at 11 o'clock
Starting point is 00:34:53 and you'll see it crash out get one foul call it's time to crash out that's a little push to y'all I'm letting fool y'all move y'all. Moose said here before me respect to his journey man
Starting point is 00:35:05 a major brother said y'all seen the YouTube video they posted bad work Jeff Teague Jeff was punching on people not show what are some of your favorite individual highlights not the block
Starting point is 00:35:14 that they showed the number nine Man, you know, I'm a defensive menace. That's my 2K build. I don't care about no highlights, bro. That life is long gone. My boy, Al Bundy. Yeah, I'm fired. You should have been all defensive.
Starting point is 00:35:34 I should have been, nope. Copacist's all the defensive team. I mean, what year do you think you really deserved it? If you ever deserved one? Me, all defensive team? I don't think of a guy ever should have been all defensive team but My boy with snub
Starting point is 00:35:49 At least 13 I definitely was one of the top leaders and steals at one point about career I'm about to say you got to pick one year And I think I was a decent shot blocking guard I wouldn't leave
Starting point is 00:35:59 But I was a defensive I wasn't terrible But that sure wasn't my thing I ever thought about When he was really good The defense or semi-trying hard I was never
Starting point is 00:36:13 Good My rookie year, that's the only time I can play. You don't know the court. I was top tennis steals one time. I was top ten of steals. You was almost a two-game. Definitely had to be. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:36:28 And I didn't even play that much. Yeah. Moog did you know what I'm saying? T-cross or Dyson you can run. Wop in one place? Wop it. It's a lot of steals, brother. That is, though.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Two stills a game, yeah. And we didn't even get to play. that much. What's more respected, steals or blocks? Man, I'm 5-10, nigga. It's the same. If you a point guard steals, you're a big blocks. You're rather average three blocks than three steals a game? If I average three blocks,
Starting point is 00:36:59 that look crazy. As a guard? I'm out of wolf and shit. We're talking about winning. We're not one of the best bucks. You have three steals, bro. You know, three steals, bro. You might be elite. Yeah. It is. You might be elite, bro. I mean, I'm a lot. I'm a definitely row with the thing of that steal to a ball. If I ever is three blocks, if you look
Starting point is 00:37:14 fun of thing to see I average three block. I'm like, damn, bro. They're a whooping shit. If I'm blocking, that's most likely going out of bounds, though. I'm still a nigga. That's me. If you're a point guard, after three blocks, you're cold. You're going to be all defensive team.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Yeah. Yeah. Facts. Okay. I was just asking. Either one, though. All right, man. Super Chat, 560s.20 factor. Could any random in the NBA average 25 that had a green light, could any
Starting point is 00:37:42 and everyone drop 40 on a given night? Yeah, I ain't going to say average 25. Yeah, average toy 5. They probably can wild. Anybody in NBA can average 14, 15 points again. They get to just who for sure? Green light, they can average 14. If you get to go out there and chuck, shots up,
Starting point is 00:37:59 any given night, 82 games, somebody can get 40. Yeah, you're going to get hot. You can get hot. Now, y'all record might be asked, but. Yeah, but you can get it. You're saying everything in the NBA can average 15? 14, 15. Most light.
Starting point is 00:38:10 If you got the green light. Pretty much, yes. If you don't have to pass. You can go out there and shoot all. game. It's just do what you want. You can get a team, bro. You might not win shit.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Now, if you say, can they all average 14, 15, and their team be winning? No. Yeah, that's different. Yeah, that's good. What percentage y'all taking for that then? In the NBA, probably like. To still be effective 14 or 15. To win the game?
Starting point is 00:38:32 Yeah, I'm taking low percentage on that. Probably like 30. 30% of the league can average 14, 15. Shoot, good percentage in-win games? Yeah. 30. Damn, that's a small. Small number.
Starting point is 00:38:46 I mean, it's tough, bro. I mean, I expect you. I play. I just say, that's a drastic drop-off from what y'all said to everybody. If we want to win,
Starting point is 00:38:54 now shit go get spooky. But being consistent is a problem. That's the problem. Can you be inefficient? Can you give me 15 and eight, nine shots? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:07 What's the easiest way to get 15, though, on the NBA, on a winning team? If you had to be efficient. Shoot some corner threes. A couple free throws. Like, how would y'all? about it.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Is it quarter by quarter? When they told me all I needed it was average 15. I mean, what was it? 12? I think it was 12. I'd say 12 and 5 to get paid my first time. I was like, bet. Let me just get three points a quarter.
Starting point is 00:39:30 So I was a young man to the whole. He's crazy. Let me run to the basket. Get foul. Make two free throws. Damn, I get an end one. That's all. Every quarter, I got to get two points.
Starting point is 00:39:42 They got in transition. Let me get two points. up. Don't. Don't let me get that shit in the first three quarters. I'm cooking. I got 12. House money. I got 12 in the first.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Yeah. So you already got the 12? It's like, fucking whatever happened here. Yeah, awesome. Let's just win the game, y'all. I ain't tripping about nothing. Nothing. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:40:01 I'm trying to get some extra. How y'all thought about that? Going to how y'all want to score if y'all were like, man, I'm going for 30 tonight. Well, I'll start here before the break. I was averaging, like, almost 20. That's what I was on. I'm like to get five a quarter, five a quarter, five a quarter,
Starting point is 00:40:13 five a quarter, five a quarter, five a quarter. Then I start blowing people out. That's why regular the people. That's when you But that's why regular people think they can hoop in the NBA. If you ain't trying to get paid, you're just out there just hooping, though. But if you're trying to get paid, like, he was being calculated
Starting point is 00:40:26 because he's like, all right, I got to get this 12. Oh, yeah, I was on that every year. I guarantee you I probably average 12 and 5 that year. At the least. Let me see what year was that. It was in my third year. I think it was, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:40:42 That's crazy. You went to what? 15 and 8. Well, what do you do is get three points? Give me four threes. Can you get it? Yeah, I think that's the part. It's the part that's how hard it is to get that.
Starting point is 00:40:55 That's like my heartless one. After he had his incentives or a three-point percentage for my board starts taking the long tools. Drey Monchon's like, you're a hovershooting that because I'm getting paid. I don't care what you're talking about. I'm telling you. I used to think about that when I wanted to make the odds out of time, I was average 20 points, man.
Starting point is 00:41:09 First quarter, let me get all. I'm going to go off in the first. Try to get seven because I know I'm going to sit out. long in a second. But I got to get five points a quarter. And it probably helped too because y'all was whipping everybody so y'all men this, you know what I'm saying? Man, that's wrong, bro.
Starting point is 00:41:24 That's wrong. We were blowing people out so bad. We never played the fourth. And then, you know, some games are a bench of Shelvin might go off. Yeah. What do you think you would have averaged if you got the fourth quarter? That's a whole quarter. Man, that year, how many minutes I played that year?
Starting point is 00:41:39 Yeah. All-Star? Yeah. average 30 30 minutes most people that's 18 minutes and you missed was cut down in damar 3
Starting point is 00:41:49 yeah you're losing four minutes in the game for like previous years most starters play like 36 minutes like starting point guards you'd have got another yeah and then the second half of the season after all-star break
Starting point is 00:42:03 because I was averaging like 8 18 19 before all-star break we start blowing people out so bad that to the point we wasn't playing. He was doing five in, five out subs and shit. Boy's points went. Paul Millsap was averaging 20.
Starting point is 00:42:19 He came to a lot of him. He was like, he killing my, he killing my stats. I looked at mine. I was down to like 15. I'm like, what the fuck? Hold on. You're the average 20. I was mad as hell. You're the average 20. And then the next year it was Kurt.
Starting point is 00:42:33 And that's when I tore that shit in my knee. But, you could have went on like a four-year run. 20 balls up cold, two in the league. If I, If I play for a different coach at that time, I love playing for Bud because we were winning. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:47 But if I would have still had Larry Drew, I would average 20. Because you should have seen the first four games when Bud first came. I had like 28, 26, 25. But we was getting our ass beat. We was on for it. Yeah, I was going crazy. I was like, we played Dallas bro first game.
Starting point is 00:43:07 I remember I had 29. I'm like, it's my shit. Ain't nobody else. niggas is sad because I thought paula was sad. Like Paul, we traded smooth for this nigga, this nigga's sad. Like, you know what I mean? I'm like, I don't remember that nigga doing nothing.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Got Kyle, got Al, got Al, it's me and Al. Shit, I was killing. He was o'nful. Wow. He pulled me in the locker room. He pulled me in the locker room. Like, this is not going to be the recipe for us to win. I'm like, shit.
Starting point is 00:43:33 I'm cold. He was like, we're going to have to swing that big dog. He said, you ever watch the Spurs play? Hell no. I don't like the Spurs That was rude awakening They go what
Starting point is 00:43:44 They start calling us Biggie it It was so fucked up The trainers and stuff Would call you like Jeffrey Parker Oh my I swear to God
Starting point is 00:43:53 That's a right name Bro I used to be mad as hell You and TP The same thing It's crazy I swear to God They used to be You guys are the Spurs
Starting point is 00:44:02 of the East You're like That shit I used to be mad as hell In there Like a shout to my boy Zach He tried to get us
Starting point is 00:44:10 Jerseys made She has a bud Come in there And switching some shit around Because you're all You're doing Way to be in the hoarder And I was all forward
Starting point is 00:44:19 I was trying to be Kimba I was forward How you go from Jeff Parker To jet? That's crazy Hey, don't just out of pocket Ben I swear bro
Starting point is 00:44:26 He was like You guys are the Spurs to the East He started running All San Antonio shit Everything That guy's in the Promise line
Starting point is 00:44:33 It did But we did Everything San Antonio did Nick I remember one time He sent us Down there Like pre-Train
Starting point is 00:44:39 Damn for real we went to go everybody that's on that group Paul all them niggas know we was mad as hell he sent us to San Antonio to train with them y'all I swear to God
Starting point is 00:44:53 I can't make this shit you know what Charles Marcus said about San Antonio so I know they was mad I left in two days something out of here right Nick I did the first day shout to Mike Scott they was training with him and shit
Starting point is 00:45:05 I'm like this shit ain't for me like fuck this shit Big day two, the guy was out. Training with a whole other other NBA franchise. At they gym, bro, I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:45:16 That is nuts. Y'all are not an A-U team, but y'all have your own facilities, bro. I swear. We were right. Exactly, bro.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Like, how to hell? There's a whole team. We got a city, we got on down. We had said it's on a dog. I swear to God, everything I thought. It was,
Starting point is 00:45:30 bro. And that's what Zach, Zach started that shit. So Zach, he was like him and my, the hell was my guy now. Man, my,
Starting point is 00:45:39 He was my guy to Scotty. I hope his name is Scotty. I don't can't remember. But he used to be like guys that look like San Antonio. He's like, fuck yeah. He's like, I got some new things coming. He'd go to Jeffrey Parker on the back of your shit.
Starting point is 00:45:56 If you had the zero jersey with Park on the back, that had a big brain. Everything we did with San Antonio, bro. Oh, man. Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, huge news?
Starting point is 00:46:08 We created. our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to a... We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special.
Starting point is 00:46:22 So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down?
Starting point is 00:46:41 Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast where people could call in and say, Hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad,
Starting point is 00:46:50 Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
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Starting point is 00:49:05 Shout to D. He went crazy. He was getting blown out to Elam intercept. It was about 20. And came back. Yeah. Shout to Derr's albums. 44.
Starting point is 00:49:14 They played an extra 40 minutes, bro. Man, that's crazy. 19 in a row. This one, Derris play his best when he just playing chaos, bro. For real. Who's on this team, though? They was playing. That was good.
Starting point is 00:49:30 Some D3. They had D3 team. That was hooping, man. It was down 29, man. Yeah, Jesse. Oh, wow. You know what this is? Lay that?
Starting point is 00:49:55 Lay. That's how they won? Yeah, man. They couldn't score at all. Like 15 minutes and hit that shit. That's how they won on that? I thought they was hurt. They had six chances to win.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Darius knew he's about to hit the game winner, too. That would have turned him up. They was putting three people on him. They won't a letting him to score. Man, they come back down from 20. I mean, they came up short. What a hell of a comeback. Hell of a game yesterday, too.
Starting point is 00:50:26 That's why I don't like that ending, bro. Yeah, if they ain't had that evening, they would have lost by 30. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's whack, bro. Like you said. They really would have lost by 30.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Like, that's whack, bro. There's no way I'll spend the extra 40 minutes watching. Come on, bro. Ain't no way. I went to the game, bro. I went to the game, bro. the game's supposed to be over at 9, bro. Gangstar is 7, bro.
Starting point is 00:50:51 He ended at 10.30. Bro, what's the fuck? Hey, no way. Extra 40 minutes, I said, boy, that's another game. Wow. Come on, boy, that's sad, bro. Yeah, nobody likes overtime.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Nobody likes overtime. That ain't even overtime. That's another game. That is real. Literally. Well, shout out the D3, man. See, y'all in shape, boy. Y'all still up, dude.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Not even in shape. That is whack, bro. Like, you said this. Look, they scored 86. I thought you had a couple more. All you had to score a nine point. It took out 40 minutes. That's when the defensive strategy kick in.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Hey, pack it in. They got it. They was tired. They was missing shots that they was hitting the whole game. They was open three. They just was tired, bro. And you're like, but you could do different shit. Let's pack it in.
Starting point is 00:51:33 So why you need subs. You can have that too. Yeah. Let's pack it in. We don't got to do shit no more. The Elam ended in here. We just got a pack it and get the rebound and go score. And D-A start hitting.
Starting point is 00:51:44 It got spooky. Yeah. Hey, listen, shout to it. We are D3 for advancing. Shout out to DA. Forty-fold piece, man. You did all you could for your team to get a dub. But TBT, that was a classic right there for them.
Starting point is 00:51:55 Almost a comeback victory. All right, man, moving on, man, aftershocks took care of Hartfire, 74-68. Close game, best tonight. Let's see the Ilam ending in that one. Shout to my boy Nike. Come on, young Nike. Get that money, Nike.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Come on now. Naptown. Target score. You know what it is. The band then. That's awesome. Let's go home. Get that money.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Let's go home. Sabanday. Let's go home, baby. All right. Name Nike. That's home. That is fire. You've got to be special.
Starting point is 00:52:28 Yeah, you had the hoop, bro. Yeah. Yeah, you can't just work at the grocery store your name Nike. Fuck it. Adidas, it is. Yeah, we're on track. Adidas. Oh, respect.
Starting point is 00:52:39 Talk to him. I just name him. Adidas. Firstborn. Adias. Good man. Adias. Steve.
Starting point is 00:52:50 You're trying to put an accident on that. You're going to put the posse up for that. I do die. DJ on that one. I do die. Hey, both of those games, into their putbacks, I'd be mad.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Mad as shit. No block out. It should be the final four now. Yeah. For sure, TBC, holding us down in the summer. Listen, not too much baseball, but I had to show us in my love.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Excuse me, so loves my god. Nick Kurtz, man. He went crazy. Rookie. Four home runs in one game. 20th's time to ever happen, man. Love up to Drake.
Starting point is 00:53:19 He fed families this weekend. Tony ain't never done missed, four home runs in one game, man. Like, what's it? I gotta know what that feel like. What is that compared to? Getting 70. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Yes. Four home runs, bro. As a rookie? Fuck out of them. Big Amish. That's his name? Oh, he a rookie? Yeah, bro.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Yeah, he's legendary. Four home runs in one game. 15 or two is crazy. I'll score a job by myself. Thanks. Yeah, I'm cold. That's like Kobe 81. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:54:02 That's a Hall of Fame game right there. Yeah, had to show some love. Speaking of Hall of Fame, a couple people who got inducted, man. Our guy, C.C. Sanfathia. Yes, sir. Congratulations, King. Yeah, facts. Each row of Suzuki, one of the ones.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Billy Wagner, Co. Some other people we did not mention, but salute to everybody who made it to the Hall of Fame. I hate when people try to downplay a conversation. like that. Like, if you make it a hall of fame and anything you do
Starting point is 00:54:26 you are one of the codists, I don't care how long it took you, I don't care how it happened. Bro, I am one of the codos to ever do what I did. There's nothing you can say to me. He lead.
Starting point is 00:54:32 I'm in the Pike Hallifying. He leave. Respect. It's me, a couple mayors. You ain't in there yet? Oh, that's great. He ain't put enough work,
Starting point is 00:54:47 bro. Chris Thomas better be in there then. Yeah, he in there. I think. Yeah, he has to be. I mean, he had a shrine at our school. Yeah, he was. He was a guy before we had his own section.
Starting point is 00:54:57 I was hating. When I came back, I was like, when we're going to clean this up, man? That's a bad disrespect. I was like, yeah, you got the wrong people were out here now. And he was a cold life skin, they never do it out of that, boy. No, he was cold. He was cold. But I was like,
Starting point is 00:55:13 y'all, you're going to change that out for Marcus. No, Marcus didn't do this. Marcus really did, though. Luke was not Chris Thomas. He was big. I was bigger than Chris Thomas. Because the internet was bigger. Chris Thomas.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Chris Thomas. Give me CT, bro. Not me. No, no, no. Bush your ass in $2.000. Fuck out of here, bro. I don't put C. Not to much on C2.
Starting point is 00:55:38 I love C2. Mike Langeet. With the wristband? Give me CTZ. Not me. Not me. Light taper. Like me.
Starting point is 00:55:46 Like taper. Like me. That's me, bro. My name. A whole block, dude. He do. Chris Thomas Block. He started it off.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Yeah, he did pop it off. But when I was looking, I'm like, y'all will keep that shrine. Me, Moose for McDonald's, USA, George. See, Lee, what's right? Name the artillery gym after Moop. Moop. No, you're not going to put Mook in the E-GGM. No, we'll see you.
Starting point is 00:56:16 So we're Chris Jim at. The main one. Yeah, all right. Chris Thomas on the side. At least give it to him, bro. Don't give it to C.D. Like, you go, put, put, put a half court.
Starting point is 00:56:28 It's a different half court. We didn't get it. We didn't want to shit. We didn't go to the shit. I didn't wish you. Chris Thomas was running shit in that, bro. What about Rob Fitt's? He was running shit in that.
Starting point is 00:56:40 So what? I did CT in high school because he won. Yes, bro. He won. He was better than me. I'm talking about as far as accolades, though. I was like, damn, this should be the shrine for moot. US 17.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Because they had all this. Jersey's and shit in that motherfucker. So I'm like, I'm like, I think Mooksha had a shrine because he had, and he just won a natural tip and shit and shit. He did. No, it's all American. Yeah, yeah, everything. Very classic. But C.T.
Starting point is 00:57:06 He started it, bro. Ctt was all American. He had all that stuff too, but. Shout out to C.T. I was like, it's time to clean their shrine up, though. Shout out. There ain't no one I put in this school. I got a lot. I was like,
Starting point is 00:57:19 at least, at least, at least put something to the side. It was just him. He got all these NBA players up here. And it's just him. I was like, so C. Lee up there. Y'all didn't do enough for this program. They just made us some shit.
Starting point is 00:57:33 He's the real red devil, bro. Literally. Like, literally, bro. Basically, you'll see it's five NBA players up here. RJ. C. Lee. I guess I know my boy R.J. Barry retired, too. All we see was C.T.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Scott and C. Lee had a hell of a career. Rob Bain, too. You got to put Rob Bain up there, too. Show him no. Yeah, he showed no. They feel like show BR no love. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Now, Rob A definitely need all to love. C.T. Hey, that's cool. Y'all needs to get your love when y'all get it.
Starting point is 00:58:03 I was that nigga, bro. He was. It was. He was. He was. He was, bro. He was.
Starting point is 00:58:09 He was. Yeah, give me C.T. Verspe. Mook be traveling this shit now. C.T. Locking that shit, though.
Starting point is 00:58:17 The legal thing. There, about. There are a man. Do you gas me? I have who C. I do C. next subject
Starting point is 00:58:23 I seen him play CT when he was in a CT was playing overseas I played CT bro man I'm talking about high school man let me CT bro let's move
Starting point is 00:58:34 that's a great question Let's move left man Pike legend Oh you know I wanted to hear talk about this Torincio We're big renci Yeah
Starting point is 00:58:43 He'll go with old hair He's big He don't know No Taratio usually do a good job And say the truth He'd be like I don't know
Starting point is 00:58:51 Because he said Chris Hill was better than Chris Thomas. That's crazy. I'm nothing on that. Yeah, I think he was smoking good weed that day. Respect to Chris Hill, but. Chris Hill had a burn nerd. He was nice. My Lord.
Starting point is 00:59:04 He could shoot that bitch, but I'm taking CT. North Dave's T. Are you taking Andre Owens or C.T? Oh, C.T. I'm just saying. I'm not going to like that. Hey, you're going to be hot with me, you, bro.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Let's start a day. We hear him. He's going to be on that type of time. I know he is. All right, but who you got? Who you got, Mook? C-T or A-O. C-T.
Starting point is 00:59:22 Oh. I tell A-O this all the time. Yeah. Whatever you get him after, cool. I'm just talking about prom high school. Yeah, A-O after high school, give me A-O. Yeah, in high school, no chance. No chance.
Starting point is 00:59:39 It's fucking hell. Mobile was better than Chris Thomas. Oh, bro. The only player I seen better than him in high school was Aragore in Indianapolis. Mm. E.G. Yeah. And I don't count grade because grid.
Starting point is 00:59:51 was a big man, but... See that jabby? Y'all. This looked like fresh prints. The jabby was crazy. Did he just Airball? He did. Man, y'all show an air ball highlights.
Starting point is 01:00:03 That's probably just... Look at Dave. Dave. Pike legend. Keith Borgian. This shit. Old as hell. Oh, bro.
Starting point is 01:00:13 This is crazy. This is the first year of Casico. Loki. For real it is. They plan. Who they're playing, though? Penn always used to randomly get the state, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:25 They had a solid program. Man, they didn't run that playwright. Oh, they didn't run that playwright. On three people? Damn, Pernell started as a freshman. Okay, Dave, Dave, out there getting to him. Super Dave. Damn.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Shout out to them, man. We didn't get it. Chris Thomas the highlight real and didn't get a highlight. Yeah, you're out of politics. Put up an air ball. Yeah, disrespect to 16. Yeah. The jam was so cold.
Starting point is 01:00:57 I was going to Chris Thomas at Doherty. Go to Chris Thomas at Doher Day. Chris Thomas at Notre Day. Shout out to C.T. though. I didn't see nobody kill niggas like that, bro. He was a bucket, bro. I ain't gonna lie, he was killed. It was unbelievable, bro.
Starting point is 01:01:12 He was. I don't know who that is. Who is that man? Damn. He is old, though. C.H. Thomas on the shirt. Where his tapes should look like this? Oh, they went west far.
Starting point is 01:01:21 I need to bring them back. Yeah, this is elite. Yeah. Let's get the merch deal cracking. Oh yeah, you know what this is Y'all. Before his time, man. Before his time.
Starting point is 01:01:33 Another damn legend. I ain't a lot. He used to cook, though. Boy, you should have left. O'Don that. Hey. I would have left first year at CT. Yeah, I would have been out of there.
Starting point is 01:01:46 Tom's was different. He'd have been gone for show. That's his highlight. Man. Yeah, we know. We got to move off. They're not. That's suspecting, bro.
Starting point is 01:01:54 They just signed out I know what my d'all My dick did They did They're like You're sure the bloopers That's a part of basketball Why they show
Starting point is 01:02:02 My nigga got a shrine For a reason Hey yeah Y'all y'all disrespect the legend We gotta get that right man We gotta move on man Shout out to the brickyard
Starting point is 01:02:10 In the city Listen Legend Bubble Wallace First black driver to win The Indie Brickyard 400 Salute man Shout out to my little bro
Starting point is 01:02:18 DG the team You know what I'm saying They went crazy man Shout out to Bubba Wallace Yeah I know Mike is hype Mike Jordan You already know
Starting point is 01:02:26 Mike Jordan Celebrating right now He feels like Yokish man This is horse Yeah, facts Get the dove Yoakish is crazy He cried
Starting point is 01:02:34 He really don't like Matthew I never seen him That had me before He was crying bro His horse on Right
Starting point is 01:02:39 bro That's just his job bro This is what I really love Mike Jordan It's somewhere Turned up What
Starting point is 01:02:46 Sincorral floor Yeah man Shout to Bobo Waskin That dub In the city Yesterday Shout to
Starting point is 01:02:53 the 23 racing team. All right, let's go to the W with it. Actually, we can go to Super Chat. All right, man, shout out to the two subs, man. Keep tapping in with the Twitch. We appreciate y'all. Not that Sean, Breezee. All right, Sean, the Super Chat says,
Starting point is 01:03:09 we don't talk about D-Way Revenge. She's enough. 0-809 after the shoulder injury. Yeah. Shout to D. Way. Wanted to Coach ever do it. Rob C. in the Super Chat. Good morning.
Starting point is 01:03:19 And God bless, fellas. Best morning show on YouTube. Rank these players, if they were not injured. D. Rose, Grant Hill, Penny, and Brandy. and Roy. I love Brandon Roy, I think Penny would have been the best one.
Starting point is 01:03:32 Penny's second year. What is? All-N-B-A? Yeah. Green Hill, though, bro. This is tough. All right, type it in. We're here now.
Starting point is 01:03:42 What time is it? You know, we got, we got. You guys on? Type it in. Grand Hill, Penny Hardaway. We're going to debate it right now. Penny was nasty, though. I got Penny.
Starting point is 01:03:52 I'm going to go, Grand Hill. I got Penny Hardaway. It was Grand Hill, bro. Penny Hardaway came in the league raw. It did. So the Grand Hill. I don't know. Orlando wouldn't be different.
Starting point is 01:04:02 That's healthy. That hits his spin, pull up three. It's crazy. One of the best basketball highlights you ever see. You're talking about that penny? Yeah. Yeah, that's. Well, I wish we could type in YouTube and put Penny Hardaway.
Starting point is 01:04:14 It's getting better than a couple months, yo. I wish we could just type it, Penny Hardaway. A lot of money to get shit right. So, what's okay. I wish you. We look at a penny hard way. He put a penny proud. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:04:31 That's how you start to haul out off. That's nasty. Hey. Play that. That's nasty. You know what this is? Hey. It's CT.
Starting point is 01:04:39 Yeah. He was CTE, mo. Yeah. Corporate Thirteen entertainment. Hey. See a legend now. Yeah. Come on.
Starting point is 01:04:46 That's a tough lay. That's a tough lay. Hey. Spin move crazy. He was so tall. Wow. I'm sorry y'all. Niggas weren't moving like that in the 90s, y'all.
Starting point is 01:05:01 I think it was different. All right. All right. Energy Hill. More flashy. That's what you like. It looked good. Grand Hill.
Starting point is 01:05:09 Grand Hill first play. The niggas trying to say. Hey, me and Malik just watch this. What niggas you say? They all play like. Grand Hill first play so nasty. This is right here so sick. Come here.
Starting point is 01:05:20 Oh, God. Oh, God. What's that going to start it off? Yeah. Lopping glass. Just how we start our highlights, though. Yeah. We'll do lazy.
Starting point is 01:05:27 up. I'm going to Penny, though. Right to see. Green Hill was nice. Oh, I don't know. Hold on. Oh, man. Cool.
Starting point is 01:05:34 Oh, I got you. Sorry, my fault. Cole. Green Hill had the chili bowl. Look, come here. Hey. Man, shout out to it. I'm still taking a penny, though.
Starting point is 01:05:44 Come on, man. Grand L's coat. Well, I'm going to take Penny, bro. You know Penny got bodies? So, we'll leave it up for the chat, man. Please tell us. You got a fun about that. Penny Grant, D.R.O.
Starting point is 01:05:55 B. Roy. I got you. Shout to copyright. We can't really go in like we want to, but we'll leave it for the Super Chat to decide for the end of the show. All right. Trail to SuperChats, shout to y'all from making my work
Starting point is 01:06:05 that go faster. College football is upon us. Who is your pick to win the national championship? No. I know where you can win? No, Lord. You know, we back to back, like Drake. Ohio State?
Starting point is 01:06:17 Back to back? Is it even a question? Okay. We got the best receiver, best player in college football. I hate to say it, but they definitely got a good chance to. We got the best player in college football by far.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Yeah, he nasty. Yeah, but you never know. I ain't going to lie. LSU. It could be decent this year. Yeah, if I had to bed now, obviously it would be Ohio State to run table again, but we shall see, man. Notre Dame.
Starting point is 01:06:44 They should be good this year. Never put your money on Notre Dame. Never put your money on. I don't. I always will Ohio State. Yeah, go crazy, bro. I hope you have a great season. Break the Curse for show.
Starting point is 01:06:56 Me, W. Ross says, damn, Jeff, you had 20. three points in your last regular season game. Can we run the tape? Also, who got the worst lowlights? Andrews or Brenner Jennings? Disrespectful. We're not going to answer the last question. I'll probably go with BJ. But last record season game, you had 23?
Starting point is 01:07:09 Damn. I don't... I don't remember. Okay. We're not playing the highlight. We'll say that for no time. I don't know, though. All right, get well soon. Says love the show. Listen to y'all every day on the way home. Night ship at the hospital. Shout out to you, boy.
Starting point is 01:07:23 Hold it down. Can I rank my artist? Be here, Stevie Wonder. P. D.D.R.R. Shout out to the production team. That's a hell of a list there. Behan, you want to rank that since you were part of that? It kills Wonder Diddy. That's easy. That's like a name.
Starting point is 01:07:40 Kills Wonder Diddy. I'm putting Stevie Wonder apart of that. It's crazy, by the way. Out of pocket. Good question, man. Appreciate you. E. Ross says, y'all rocking with this new Gibbs, Alfredo 2. These outcomes collapse have been legendary.
Starting point is 01:07:52 In my opinion, it's so tough. I'm paying to promote it. Stay blessed fellas. Nah, it's fire, actually. Yeah, Gians really don't miss too much on projects, and it is fire. Yeah, how you said something to me about it? I ain't gonna lie. That moff.
Starting point is 01:08:05 I ain't heard. I ain't thought about listening to that. Hey, spin it, it's fire. You're a rap. You're a right person, too. You're like me. Yeah. I ain't gonna lie.
Starting point is 01:08:14 You playing this? Now can tap this. I'm on that herbo. I'll play G. Herbo. I'll fuck with the Freddie Gibbs. Shout to Frankie Freddie, man. Project is solid for show.
Starting point is 01:08:26 Tap in. I'm afraid of two. It's solid, bro It is on my mom's right That nigga's That man ain't played That bullfucking, man Bia is just cool
Starting point is 01:08:34 with Freddy Gibbs He ain't played that, I've never met Freddy Gibbs Yeah It's rap That nigga's not listening That dude
Starting point is 01:08:41 He ain't I really listen to it It's fine I hate you bitch DJ heard it It's like it It's gonna hurt it Be here
Starting point is 01:08:52 ain't heard of it It's a favorite It's a favorite Gibbs is just his best That nigga would be calling me out Freddy Gibbs' fuck with the show So he ain't listened to it I haven't talked to Freddy Gitt at I once
Starting point is 01:09:06 That's all these things What they call him Gaines de Gibbs He ain't heard it brother He liked me I'm gonna keep it real I ain't heard it I'm gonna spin it today But let's see
Starting point is 01:09:15 I ain't heard Me what's your favorite track I'm not doing this in John today I ain't doing that What's what I'm gonna listen to bitch Y'all don't want to go at this shit. Okay, what's my?
Starting point is 01:09:28 Stop. Stop what in the head. What's all? What are you all? All of us. I'm not fucking with y'all today. We're afraid to finally pull up a quick flanking. We'll talk about it, man.
Starting point is 01:09:42 It'll be a good conversation for sure. Yeah, that's why I ain't listen. He comes to the show seven times. And missed out seven times. You overdue, my boy. Hey, what you way? Show to him, though. Hit May 47.
Starting point is 01:09:54 who's your favorite European player that wasn't really a superstar household name like Luca, Dirk, or a Joker, but still a solid player. Rudy Fernandez for me. Rudy Fernandez used to get active and he was caught on 2K. Boris D.L.
Starting point is 01:10:08 Ricky Boris. I like Boris D. She, I don't really know. What's that one dude, they say used to kill everybody. Petrovich. Shout to the Nest legend. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:20 One of the hardest throwbacks ever. Yeah, it's a fire throwback. Shout to Bernard Maxwell. Marco Bellanelli Fire, I played him Yeah, he gave me He gave me some buckets one day He used to hit some crazy shots
Starting point is 01:10:32 He gonna tell me You don't know how to guard screens Shut up For our slap It's literally what I told Wow He was cooking me too He was cool as hell too
Starting point is 01:10:42 And he was like You don't know how to guard screams Shut up for our scimack you shut up That was an era Yeah he was playing for the hornets It's where he was cooking Yeah everywhere he went He randomly got buckets
Starting point is 01:10:52 Yeah he cool He had a torch bro I respect. Allen and Supertash said 15 and 8 got checked $250 million, L.O.L. And what a time to be a lot. Yeah. That's what the championship would do. Pay what you way.
Starting point is 01:11:07 Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, huge news? We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.
Starting point is 01:11:18 We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's, extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
Starting point is 01:11:33 Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast where people could call in and say, hey Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little
Starting point is 01:11:52 notepad, Hey Jonas. up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier.
Starting point is 01:12:17 This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The French Open is one of the toughest tests in tennis.
Starting point is 01:12:40 And I know firsthand because I competed there myself. I'm Renee Stubbs. And on the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast, I'm breaking down everything happening at Roland Garris. Every match, every upset. and what it really takes to win on clay. Genschen win. I mean, she went down in three to Rabakina, but I'm delighted. She's an outsider to win the French for me.
Starting point is 01:13:02 And she likes Clay. Listen, Lena Rubakina is arguably the best player in the world right now, and I actually can win on any surface. Because if she's serving, well, good luck. Consider this your court side seat to the French Open. Listen to the Renee Stubbs Tennis podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHeart Women's Sports.
Starting point is 01:13:26 Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal, but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast's Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth.
Starting point is 01:13:49 Listen to Superhuman on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Patrick Hawkins says, what are y'all? Stalkin says, horse swing, and race, worst swing, and championship. That's what he really care about. It's real love, bro. That's just his job. You know how much cheese he had on that, too.
Starting point is 01:14:06 He probably came up. No, he did. The way he was crying? He really just loved that shit, bro. That's his real love, bro. He came up, 250 in the league, and he ain't blinked, right? Yeah. My nigga sign.
Starting point is 01:14:18 They offered him $300 million for the next four year. He said, no, thank you. I would have cried for the offer. He no, thank you. Did you see Della Harper when he saw his, that's why I liked him? That's why I like him. I like him.
Starting point is 01:14:34 That's how I know he a real one. Yeah. Because you see it. Yeah, bro, you see that. Yeah, my life just changed. Facts. In his situation, it's funny, because he made more money
Starting point is 01:14:43 to his property plan. Yeah. Yeah, it's my lineage now. Yeah. I'm the one. You the two. He got the rings, though. All right. I don't care nothing about.
Starting point is 01:14:51 That's nothing about that. You got to prove that you better than me, though. Already. I'm already better than you. Nah. Yeah, I am. I already made more money than you. You ain't better than me.
Starting point is 01:15:01 You got lucky. You came at the right time. That's all that matters. Do you lock in? That's what a nigga on tell me. Listen to these niggis. You ain't better than your pops. You ain't better than your pops.
Starting point is 01:15:09 You got to prove that. You got to move that. You're already proven. You guarantee 56. Regardless of how it goes the next four years. I went two. We're not going to violate pops like this. Shout out to pop.
Starting point is 01:15:20 He can't tell me to take the trash out shit. Take it out. No, what the best role players of all time? I'm only not going to tell you because I'm going to respect you. No, I can't. You ain't earned the right to say that, though. Don't say it weren't earned in this situation because. I got 60, boy.
Starting point is 01:15:32 Yeah, you made the money. Or better than me? Out the gate. You got to prove that you were even close to me in this NBA. If I'm sad, my next contract is still more than your first one and your best one. I mean, this thing made more money to Jordan. Yeah. That's a TV song.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Make sure I put some respect on my name. Mike could never. He's thinking he'll talk shit to Mike. Yeah, Mike, yeah. Mike goes to say, nigga, I'll drop these tens tomorrow and then get your contract. Shut up. Mike got a different bag.
Starting point is 01:16:02 Yeah. He's going to make the deep. Mike said, well, I've lost more golfing than you than made. You're talking about. No. Ali. He doesn't split at the crap table. All we got video here?
Starting point is 01:16:16 It's good. It's good. It's good. You can go home now. That boy said I give it to go home. Yes. We did it, Joe. We did it, Joe.
Starting point is 01:16:34 That's exactly what that is. He crying, hugging people. That is nuts, bro. We did it, Joe. He gets really crying, though. He said, oh, my God. I know that face. When that parley hit,
Starting point is 01:16:49 my boy took the overs and came through. crying is nuts He really happy he won, bro Hey, I can't wait till he's doing basketball And if he ever blessed up with like, I don't really care about basketball Y'all, I told y'all. This is just, y'all. You don't have to tell us that.
Starting point is 01:17:03 We already go. Y'all just suck. Bro, he won a championship set. Yeah, I'm ready to go home. He said, we get to the crib. Yeah, me and my brother's going back home. So he can see that horse, bro. Bro, and he started crying.
Starting point is 01:17:13 He put his hands in the air, bro. Yeah, right. That's how he's a joke, man. Bro, that's how you crawl when you hit the lottery, bro. Bags. I know he put in a filthy ticket.
Starting point is 01:17:25 That has nothing to do with. That got nothing to do with the money, bro. He just turned down a filthy ticket, bro. He turned down $300 million. He's going to get that. But he is genuinely happy about that. That's when we in, bro. Bro, he hugged the horse.
Starting point is 01:17:40 I sure I thought somebody's going to run to his own. He got out of pocket. Wild boy. He did him. A wild boy. Yeah, that was crazy. You're going to let it for the back out, though. You're going to let for the last week.
Starting point is 01:17:55 He's pretty good. He's pretty joking. Oh, man. All right, Joseph Jackson says, shout out from N and C. Love. You're absolutely hilarious. And you guys got the plug for the Underfeited Forest. And Jeff, did you have a favorite city to traveling in the ACC?
Starting point is 01:18:11 Shout to Underfeited Forest. Undefeity. If you're watching this, tap in. Please, dude. That's my, that's my holy grill. Sake, but I do want to be very. Very bad. Great shoe.
Starting point is 01:18:20 can't be mad at you never heard of a send them to them yeah send them right now because if you don't send them right now
Starting point is 01:18:28 if you don't you can send it anytime but I'll start right now we don't want to park two y'all ain't hey trust yeah
Starting point is 01:18:39 no favorite city of ACC yeah yeah yeah Miami shit I don't know
Starting point is 01:18:44 bad at that all right Jared dice on IG says my album my kind out now hope it's good because they're going to flame
Starting point is 01:18:50 me if it's not, y'all think y'all, if freaking Mike could beat the Pike basketball team 5V5. Yeah. I don't know. I don't get 10, y'all.
Starting point is 01:19:01 No, we won't. We won't beat them. Hell, man, hell, no, we can't beat them, bro. No way. We'd be too tired. Yeah. Yeah, it's quiet. They'll run us out the gym.
Starting point is 01:19:12 Run us clean out the gym. Father Tom's under beat. Even with y'all, I mean, I'm sure y'all we can hit shots, but they will run us out of the gym. Yeah. Yeah. activate for real. Chasing kids is
Starting point is 01:19:23 not the bobs. Y'all are gonna get tired. Mike, you're gonna get tired, bro. Massibal's shape is different. Yeah, running on that pike pool. Bro,
Starting point is 01:19:29 them niggas gonna be crossing the shit out of my. Yeah, like you're gonna have to send so much help. He'll try to guard your heart. Yeah. Oh, my God. T.J.
Starting point is 01:19:37 You can't guard T.J. And. Landin. Yeah, they'll be well. What a hell? They'll be like this by 40. No,
Starting point is 01:19:47 they're not that good. It's not really that good. We are out of shape. The moment you try to shoot a shot on Isaiah, bro. Throw that. I said, how old is going to work. Isaiah footwork,
Starting point is 01:19:59 Daffy Duk. Cook is a. Your love Zay. Oh, he meant that coming out of that three-point line. Jabby Waddy. Me's phone. That's Bambi.
Starting point is 01:20:11 I'm nothing. Only thing is we're smarter than them. Mm-hmm. We just own them or something. But they're going to play so hard. They is going to play the ball. And they're going to run so hard. I mean, we'll score the ball.
Starting point is 01:20:21 Lanna's going to try to duck on me every time he gets school. For sure. I talk too much shit to them, all of them. So, yeah, we will lose. I seen Jharia. I seen Jihari the other day. He ducked me in one-on-ones, but it's cool. He probably not ready yet.
Starting point is 01:20:35 Any of that, they don't want that. No, nobody wants smoking one-on-one. That's dead. The guy is too strong. Yeah. I don't even do that, though. I shoot all jumps. They might guard Jots up, though.
Starting point is 01:20:47 man no man we had 44 in the TBT he ain't worried about the high school right now
Starting point is 01:20:54 not yet bro not yet we gotta get scruly G on the pot got to leak I ain't no disrespect
Starting point is 01:21:01 he is too gangsters for me bro that's a that's a Mike I saw yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:21:08 yeah I got him where you from man I'm Gary Andy from Gary yeah he's two gangs for me
Starting point is 01:21:13 I seen he had a tweet the other day he said man somebody like die, forget it. Like, I said, yeah, he's two games.
Starting point is 01:21:20 If your, uh, your family did. Did they go now, basically? Yeah, I was like, damn. I felt like that about a few of mine. Yeah, but damn. Man, Scruly won't the same. God bless the under. With that.
Starting point is 01:21:32 Yeah, God bless the under, but. Screwley G. Shout out to Scruly G. Yeah, shout out. That's a song. He never heard the song. I got a tap. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:21:41 Play it on the way home. Yeah, you love it. Boy, you'd be ready. I be hearing the high school kids, they love it. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I got to. Stay away. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:48 Shout out of the end. I'll stay away. I'd be scared every day in practice. Shout out to the YNs. All right, man. And the W. Connecticut Sun got a dub against Go State. 95-564.
Starting point is 01:22:00 Belt to ass. We've got four wins. Loving to them like that, it's crazy, bro. 30 ball. I'm having four wins. It's crazy. That's like that Washington team, nobody wanted to lose to. But, hey, shout to them.
Starting point is 01:22:11 Tina Charles. 24 and 6. Breer Harley had 15 and 3. Shout to the fever. of the sky yesterday. No angel reach, no Kael and Clark. It did not matter because Kelsey Mitchell was there. Please load the video. Pretty bad.
Starting point is 01:22:25 She liked that. Mookie, you been saying she's our best player. I told y'all that. You know what they said when I said she was a ooh? I'm not. I know what y'all said when I said she was the best player. What's up? Don't disrespect, C.C.
Starting point is 01:22:43 She really hooped for real. I won the best scores in the W. Kelsey Mitchell, fucking. Dine. That's James Harder, man. Give me that. What? Push the break.
Starting point is 01:22:59 Hey. James Horace. Dime. Knock that down. Hey. She really is nice, though. She is nice, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:08 Oh, foul. Yeah, that's crazy. He was right there. That's cool. Can we get it back? Put a hand up too late. Y'all. You're going, bro.
Starting point is 01:23:15 Play through it. Put her hand up. Y'all. I ain't going to lie. She moved different than most girls, though. She's so fast. Like, that was nasty. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:23:27 I don't like how she shot that, motherfucker. Yeah, A.B. Basketball IQ is through the roof. Y'all. We don't need CC. Let me rock out. I've been saying that. I ain't trying to start no riff rat, but that's zero clean.
Starting point is 01:23:45 Let me hold it down. No, she's cold. When C.C.'s back healthy. That's the best back court in the W. See, he's trying to push this C.C. narrative. She's good, but she's not that good. I said, but she's healthy. They're the best back court of W.
Starting point is 01:23:59 Yeah, she, yeah. That's Baylor's. First of all, when I said Lanscher, the best thing you could have was get Kelsey Mitchell back. Y'all wouldn't even tap then enough. So, you know, so we've been locked in. I don't even worry about that. I said, I said she was the best player on the team.
Starting point is 01:24:11 Oh, man. You was out of pocket, but respect to the team. How's that out of bet? The best on the team. Bro, she's the best on the team. She's not playing, CeC not playing, they ain't missing a beat,
Starting point is 01:24:19 bro. They actually look a little better. Because they ain't shooting a wild-ass three. She got a ball, though. It looks real fluent out there. Now, she's cold.
Starting point is 01:24:28 I'm starting to Kaylin Clark. Hey, trying. Oh, he's doing that? No, he's not doing that. Love C.C. See what I mean? We always go too far. John's in my fever, man.
Starting point is 01:24:38 And I ain't a hate it on Kayling Clark, but for real, though, Kelsey, this shit, the best player, though. It's the truth, bro. Hey, keep killing Kelsey. I ain't bad at it. No,
Starting point is 01:24:46 When you watch the game, bro. When you watch the game, bro, you feel. Eleath of Devonis. Caliard is a really good player, but she's not better than her. Yeah, you already gave out the scout report against one of my teams. I'm not going to let you deal with the other one, man. Leave us alone, man. She's not better, man.
Starting point is 01:24:59 She's not better than Kelsey Mitchell. I'm bigging her up. Respect. And I ain't putting Caitlin Clark down to pick her up, but if you just watch the game, you're like, she cold. No, she's really like that for sure. I can watch her play basketball. I can watch Clayton Carr play basketball, too. She's cold.
Starting point is 01:25:15 But when I watch Kelsey Mitchell Remind me like a little dude She's moving a little different Yeah, I'm like damn She's stepping back and shit I'm like Left hand Boy, you
Starting point is 01:25:25 You might be able to beat A high school basketball Boy That's like a You could Y'all crazy I didn't say that Yeah
Starting point is 01:25:35 Man He said He said There's somebody she can beat Yeah he said Somebody playing on the YBL I don't know about that That's tough
Starting point is 01:25:42 I said no I won an elite player No, just a nigga at the YWBU y'all. Y'all. Y'all'all's a lot of foo-ass kids. I mean, yeah, if you're talking to tell her to go Gar and Justin Crow, that's tough. I mean, you're talking about the best of the best.
Starting point is 01:25:55 Yeah, I think anybody that play high-level A-A-U, they can't beat them. Nah, that's some weak kids. No, I'm nothing, bro. I've seen them. No, they're weak boys. Nah, give me ju-ju. You can beat them.
Starting point is 01:26:08 I think they're pretty weak. Man. And they're not big. Yeah. They're not big. Yeah. for sure, Julie. All right, man.
Starting point is 01:26:18 The Aces beat the fleet off the wings yesterday. 106 to 80. Jackie Young had 24-8. Age Wilson had 14, 10, and 7, light dad at the office for them. The murky took care of the missions yesterday. 88 to 72. Mercury, they haven't a hell of a year, man.
Starting point is 01:26:35 Thomas, boy, my girl's side too. You already know, Mr. Bolly, 15 and 3. Your favorite. Hooped out. This is Thomas on age, bro. Hey, she's cold. She don't get enough respect. Liz Thomas says it's cold.
Starting point is 01:26:47 You know who else cold? You know what's cold? Your dream. Yeah. They got a big win yesterday over the links. Yeah. I need to 86. Turn back to hand the time, Brittany.
Starting point is 01:26:56 BG had 22 and 4. AG had 12, but you know what I'm saying? NV fee, she had 32, 8, and 7. She did what she was supposed to do. The rest team didn't show up. She bawled out, though. I don't say nothing about BG. I'm saying, good game, big bro.
Starting point is 01:27:11 That's good. I'm careful about the bucket to be here. We were getting two of this weekend. Shit, big bro. Brendan, girl. 22 and 4, Jerry and Jackson could ever. You feel me?
Starting point is 01:27:25 You're the real strange. Oh, man. Pati, who you got, man? I'll go with Kelsey Mitchell, the best player on the fucking fever. 35 and 6, good game. Mook, who you got? We'll go with D.A., man. 44. Way to torch, bro.
Starting point is 01:27:40 Yeah, man, he went crazy. Way to play two games, boy. A boy. A boy was great. Two game. Ev Fee had 32, 87, and last, but certainly not least, man, shout to Bubba Wildest. We're in the brickyard 400 yesterday.
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