The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Colin Cowherd Podcast - Saquon Has Transformed Eagles, Cowboys A “Bad Football Team”, Bears “A Mess”, Cardinals Best In NFC West? CFB Reaction

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

Colin’s joined by John Middlekauff, host of “3 and Out” to break down all the week 9 NFL action! They start with Saquon Barkley’s impact on the Eagles and why he’s transformed their offense ...(3:00) but have reservations about the Eagles in the postseason. They move on to why the Cowboys are a “bad football team” without many good players (8:30) and try to make sense of the mess that is the Chicago Bears (14:00) They debate whether the Cardinals are the best team in the NFC West (27:30) and if the Lions are the best team in the NFL (31:00). They break down why Tua’s absence from the Miami Dolphins showed his true value to the team (38:00) and wonder whether Matt Stafford and the Rams could be the most dangerous team that’s flying under the radar (42:15) Finally, they discuss why Ohio State has an “identity crisis” on offense (2:45), why he believes Oregon is the best team in the country (4:30) and why USC’s inability of recruit has left them lacking “special” (8:45). (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) Follow Colin and The Volume on Twitter for the latest content and updates!  #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:41 one got a little loose on him. He threw a pick in the end zone. You know, my takeaway on this is, I'll go back to saying this. Jalen's not making the mistakes, and Barclay, Sequin Barclay's absolutely, with Christian McCaffrey not playing yet, Barclay's the best running back in the league. And I think what Jalen hurts, as they win today, my take is they've gotten him out of the position where I don't feel like he's ad-libbing or out of control. Like I thought Jordan Love today for the Packers was out of control multiple times. I kind of think Philadelphia has figured out kind of the way to use, Jayland. What do you see?
Starting point is 00:04:15 Well, I think Seekwan's definitely changed their team. I mean, he's been him and Derek Henry. You talk about additions this offseason, those two guys. I mean, Derek Henry was probably a Hall of Fame player before this. Now he cemented himself. I mean, no one's ever questioned Seekwant's talent. I mean, what would Penn State do to have that guy right now in their team? I mean, they would have an offensive weapon.
Starting point is 00:04:34 But to me, I mean, the only reason that game was close was Siriani and Kellyn. I'm not quite sure what was going on there with some of the play calling. Yeah. Instead of kicking a field goal, they didn't get that. Decided not to do the tush push, and they roll him out, and he's got nowhere to go. Like right now, their offense, I mean, A.J. Brown, which is a pretty big deal, not maybe in this game, but I guess they play the Cowboys next week. So not in that game either, but in two weeks against Washington, his presence for them to beat really good teams is a must have. but when you're playing a team like today,
Starting point is 00:05:04 Devante Smith, what a draft pick. I mean, I thought, wait, this guy's going to be 175 pounds. I didn't think he would last in this league. How about his one-handed touchdown catch in the back of the end zone? So you add Sequin to him, I mean, the guy that had the game-winning interception to Kobe Dean. I mean, they have a lot of young defensive players. The last couple weeks, Nolan Smith has been all over the quarterback.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Like, I trust Vic Fangio. To me, it just gets down to Siriani, who, if they had lost today, Colin, to Doug Peterson and the Jags who they had fired, do you know, I mean, M. B'd would have been let off the hook because it would have been a serial, you cannot lose that game. And it got weird. Obviously, the freak Sequin fumble, but that's a little too close for comfort, given how well their top guys were playing. Oh, yeah. I mean, Barclay was great. Jalen went like 18 to 24, 230 yards, no, you know, no interceptions. The receivers that were on the field. were excellent. They actually, I mean, they had 450 plus yards of offense, 6.5 yards per play. They were great on third down. They dominate time of possession. And you look up and you're like, you're at home and it's 28, 23. Well, they were up 22 nothing, right? It looked like they were going to blow them out 40 to 10 or something. Yeah, I just, I just feel like, I kind of feel like this is the rare instance. And I felt this a couple of years ago with Detroit, but I've come to
Starting point is 00:06:30 terms with Ben Johnson, the coordinator for the Lions, I didn't trust. I really didn't trust Dan Campbell. I do now. I think he has grown. I think he's a little less emotional now. I also think he realizes he's no longer hunting. He's being hunted. They're the favorite. I think like today, they got a lead. They got real smart. They got real conservative. It was really, really smart Lions football. I feel like Siriani's like Dan Campbell a couple years ago, he's still trying to prove himself. I want to show you guys how smart I am. And then when you make mistakes, like yelling at the crowd and get your hand slapped by the owners, then you kind of double down on, I want to show how smart I am. And I just think with Dan Campbell, I've seen growth. I do think he's
Starting point is 00:07:16 a better, more mature coach today. And with Siriani, I think they're going to get to the playoffs. And I think they're going to have all these weapons and outplay people. And I think they're going to lose to a really smart, efficient team. Yeah, I think in two weeks, Colin, I was looking at the schedule this week doing podcasts, and they play the Cowboys this upcoming week. So, I mean, they can put a nail in it completely end their season. Right. Thursday night. So this upcoming Sunday and then the following Thursday, they play Washington. And I think we all agree, I mean, Washington played the Giants today. That game wasn't even a game. Right. But the talent on the two teams, the Eagles have a better roster.
Starting point is 00:07:53 I mean, we all thought that at the Chicago game. Like Chicago has the better roster. But Dan Quinn, Cliff Kingsbury, they have been, talk about a tandem, head coach, offensive coordinator, tandem, rookie quarterback. All the pressure in that game in two weeks, or less of that, 10 days, is on the Eagles. So when they play Washington twice in Philly and out Washington, it's 100% on Philadelphia. I mean, Washington is going to be a playoff team, but they're playing with House money. If they were to win the division, it would be one of the most incredible accomplishments we've ever seen. So the pressure on series, If it's a tight game, does he do one of those things where he doesn't kick a field goal and they get stuffed?
Starting point is 00:08:33 They kind of don't trust the tush push as, you know, it didn't work a couple times in this game. So to me, you're paying your kicker a lot of money. I know he missed a kick, but like he's going to make most of them, like kick field goals. They do matter at the end of the game. Like they could have lost today because they had kind of given their way to going forward on two points and not kick it field goals. So, yeah, Siriani is the biggest wild card in the league because there's no disputing. went healthy, the talent on that squad. All right.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Atlanta beats the Cowboys 27 to 21. So if you didn't watch this game, I could sum it up with the multiple fall starts, the nine penalties for Dallas, too many men on the field on a fourth down. Atlanta basically got out rushed, out past, but Dallas was so bad on fourth down. So many pedilies, so inefficient. And Kirk Cousins just go out, goes out, 19 to 24, doesn't make any big mistakes. Like Atlanta's not physically impressive, but Atlanta's really efficient because they brought Kirk Cousins in, who just doesn't make a lot of mistakes. He gets you in and out of
Starting point is 00:09:38 plays. When I watched Dallas today, Mike McCarthy's frustration with, I mean, when you have Dak Prescott, you're a veteran team, you can't have false starts, illegal motions. Like, I feels like to me that is so much on the quarterback. Now, he left and Cooper Rush came in, But I had said before the year, this was one of my, I guess I'm actually wrong on this. I said Dallas won't make the playoffs. It'll be Philadelphia and Washington in that division. It will begin a slight regression. John, they may be a bottom four team in the league.
Starting point is 00:10:13 And I'm dead serious. They're better than the Raiders because of DAC, hell and Cooper Rush. I think they're better than Carolina, probably better than New Orleans now. They weren't in week two. Dallas is a bad football team without a lot of good players. Yeah, I thought coming into this week, we were going to learn, like, are they just going to end up sucking all season and being a five or six win team? Or are they going to have a little heart in battle and, you know, at the end of the year,
Starting point is 00:10:39 be eight and nine, but have shown some metal throughout the year. I think they're headed toward five or six wins now. Yeah. And today, didn't it symbolize before the game even kicked off, they left Zeke back at home? Yeah. all I had heard from Cowboys people is, listen, we know he doesn't have as much, but the leadership, the camaraderie, him and Dak are close. And then these stories about he never shows up on time, he's disgruntled. It's like, well, then why is he on the team?
Starting point is 00:11:05 And is that a little, I'm not putting this all on DAC, but isn't that Dak's one of his best friends? Like, so what, what are we got going on there? And then as the game goes on today, it was a reflection of they don't have that much talent. Oh, no. I mean, how often today, even on like just random innocuous plays, Bijon in space out in the flat and three guys would whiff and he'd get eight yards that should have been one. Listen, John, on a fourth and one, they have so little talent in the backfield. On a fourth and one, they had to use deception on a quick, on a like a jet sweep to CD Lamb. Now it worked. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:40 It worked about 20 minutes later, same play. But on fourth and one, with a very strong quarterback, Zach Martin, one of the great guards ever, they had to get clever and tricky. They have no run game. One of the easiest predictions anybody could have made going into this season, Dallas would have the worst running back room in the league. I mean, we watch Zeke in New England. He can't, he's done.
Starting point is 00:12:01 It's over. They made no moves. It's remarkable. Now, I'm not saying Derek Henry would be as good as we've talked about in Dallas as Baltimore. You start looking at, I've said before the season, if C.D. Lamb twisted an ankle, this is the worst offense in the league. I mean, it's, it's, it's, I watched them today and I'm like, they, it was just all a cotton candy yards. I mean, Atlanta was so much smarter, more efficient, good on third down.
Starting point is 00:12:32 I was, I was playing golf the other day with a diehard cowboy fan. This guy has been to countless games over the last 30 years. And I asked them, do you think Dak Prescott's better than Tony Romo? And you were always one of Tony's biggest defenders. Yeah. And he said, you know, I would have told you four or five years ago, yes. at this point in time. You can't watch these games.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Up until Tony's back went, he was a more dynamic. Absolutely. Absolutely. And in 21, 22, and even last year, those teams were so good. I mean, in 21 and 22, the Cowboys were really good. I mean, they had a home playoff game. They were toe to toe with the Niners in the second round. And, I mean, Dak didn't just have one bad play.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Like, he was atrocious through most of those games. So I think, listen, this is not his fault. you know, in terms of the pie chart 100% if they go six or seven or maybe five wins. But he has kind of crumbled. Like he has not been an elevator. Talk about trailers and tractors. Clear where he falls. And honestly,
Starting point is 00:13:32 today was just an embarrassing day for the organization. Yeah. I mean, I think Mike's hands were on it. Jerry's hands were on it. Because the Zeke thing to me symbolizes, I thought that moment, I thought the bears benching the guy for like two series. Like this is not Little League or high school. We're not teaching life lessons. You either leave him at home and make him inactive to show like this will never be tolerated or you just started.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Like this is a business. You know, we're trying to win or lose. I got no, I would have made him inactive to show everyone just like the Cowboys did. Zeke, you're not showing up. But there's no middle ground. This isn't high school football where it's like you're going to sit out the first series or two. Like that to me is so dumb.
Starting point is 00:14:11 I mean, that's, that's embarrassing at the highest level. It's just that's why, you know, certain. teams lose and obviously the same teams consistently win over and over. A game today that I thought was important and symbolic, Arizona crushes the Bears 29 to 9. Kyler Murray barely had to throw. There was a lot of, I mean, they led 29, 21 to 9 at half. I think the bigger story is Caleb Williams was ineffective.
Starting point is 00:14:41 The offensive line was overwhelmed. The offensive line, I've talked about this so many times, John. Defensive coaches and offensive lines are a problem. The Bears, Caleb's been outplayed badly by Kyler Murray and Jaden Daniels the last two weeks. He's dancing around in the back, getting sacked by Arizona. Offensive lines gotten worse. And I watched today, there was a safety on the Bears at one point as they lost 29 to 9. There wasn't, once we got to the second quarter, there wasn't an amazing.
Starting point is 00:15:17 minute I thought Chicago could win. I think Caleb is clearly, even though Bo Nix got rolled today, Baltimore at home is much better. That was one of the easiest pets of the year, taking the Ravens minus eight, nine. Bo Nix looks like he's got it in our control. I mean, there's, I think he really looks like for the personnel they have, obviously, Jay, he actually, he actually didn't play terribly today. No, no, he wasn't. I mean, they don't have seven guys who would start for the Ravens. They have Patrick Sir Tan, maybe a safety, that's about it. But when I look at Caleb right now, they average 3.4 yards of play. It is screaming to get rid of Matt Eber Fluse.
Starting point is 00:15:57 I mean, the whole game, I'm like, it just doesn't work. He doesn't have the right coordinator. It's a mess in Chicago now. Well, if I had told you by the middle of the season that if the Bears called up the Washington commanders and said, before the season, and said, would you trade Jaden Daniels straight up for Caleb Williams and the commanders? would laugh at them and hang up the phone, you would have said the bears have serious issues because two things can be true.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Today was an embarrassing day for Eberfluse, but so was last week. And so was this offseason when it was pretty clear. You're putting this guy into a lame duck situation. This is not a McCarthy that at least, listen, I know he's under his last year, but he has a long resume of success. And he coaches the quarterback who you're going to pay $200 million to. This is a head coach. He's a good defensive coach.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Never won anything. and you have no faith that he's going to do it. And now you have to fire him a year in. But I think the bigger picture, you see it with Trevor Lawrence. I mean, they brought in Doug. And this is just not going well for him relative to hype. These things can snowball and get out of hand fast. And you invested, actually, you didn't because you made the trade.
Starting point is 00:17:04 But you got this player. You chose them over these other players, specifically Jaden, who, again, long way to go. I mean, ideally, they both have 15-year careers. Right. Jayden Daniels is currently one of the best players in the NFL. No question. Like, he's one of the best players in the NFL. It looks totally under control.
Starting point is 00:17:22 And Caleb looks like a mid-round pick forced to start because a quarterback got injured in the preseason. Like, he makes some plays, but he misses a lot of stuff that, listen, we saw him making college. And this gets back to people that were questioning him. He can freelance and get a little willy-nilly. And that doesn't really work in the NFL. And you see him just get peppered. He's not comfortable in the pocket. the coaching staff's terrible.
Starting point is 00:17:46 I do think the Tyreek Stevenson benching was just a joke. And if I'm Iberfluse, I wouldn't want him inactive. I'd want to just start him. But if you're Ryan Poles, you're not going anywhere. You want to show all these other guys that the standards are high. They're in no man's land, right? They really are. And I doubt they would fire.
Starting point is 00:18:05 I mean, that's a fireable game. I don't expect the bears to fire him. But like these last two weeks, I mean, they were thoroughly outplayed the week before too, right? It was, you know, I know the Hail Mary, but they were worked that game. Like, we know before they even get to the tough stretch of their season, like, this ain't a playoff team. Like, this team, I mean, Arizona, to me, is like a fringe wildcard team just beat the living piss out of them. I just can't take the bear seriously anymore. No, and this was supposed to be the two-game stretch, Arizona and New England next, where they had a shot, right, to make up some ground before they go into Detroit, Minnesota, San Francisco, Green Bay.
Starting point is 00:18:41 You know, I think there's, I've always said there's one or two things in football that are undervalued, and yet there are things we know are valuable. I think a great offensive coordinator or great offensive coach, you're better on third down, you're better on offensive line, you're better at drafting offensive personnel. I mean, the Rams just figure out ways to mix and match their offensive line. They're in a wild one with the Seahawks today, but they're still, you know, ham and egg. in the interior of the offensive line. These defensive coaches, Chicago's offensive line last year felt like an ascending group,
Starting point is 00:19:20 you had your tackles, little soft in the middle. It is a mess with Caleb Williams' mobility. It's a mess today. So I just think you get to a point where I don't think people understand the difference between a really smart offensive coach and an average defensive coach.
Starting point is 00:19:39 It is a touchdown, down a 10-point difference a game? I do think to that moment last week on the Hail Mary was reflective of their head coach, right? Because let's take a couple top defensive coaches, right? Tomlin, John Harbaugh, a special team's guy, but he also a DB guy. You could never envision that play with that player happening, taunting the crowd. Like that just would never happen with the Ravens and Steelers in that moment. So to me, that reflected, let alone like,
Starting point is 00:20:10 he's been pretty good on defense. Today, he loses his best defensive player. James Connor looks like Walter Payton against him. I mean, it was like, you guys are that dependent on one guy. And offensively, I always talk about like defensive guys know nothing about offense. I mean, they know how to stop offenses, but they don't know, they're not calling the plays. They're not in their coaching. Brady, Brady made, Brady made fun of Belichick, not even understanding the terminology of offense. Yeah, it's just, it's so I. The Bears, honestly, this goes back to, what, 10 months ago, 11 months ago, when they knew and they tried to have their cake and eat it to and keep their fingers crossed.
Starting point is 00:20:51 And now they're going to have to fire this guy. And it sets the whole clock off when they could have just started at scratch. Maybe Ben Johnson would have been interested. Maybe they could have hired Vrable and just had a fresh runway. Now you derail everything. Because one thing you would say is like, well, Iberfle was kind of good on defense. So now you get a new guy. It just, you know, upsets the apple.
Starting point is 00:21:10 card, which needed upsetting in January. And today was, today was really bad because coming off that loss, I thought two teams had huge bounce. Like, to me, the Ravens of last year blow the team out. And they did today. So it's like, okay, you know, the Browns game, weird outlier, James got hot, throw that away. The Ravens are the real deal.
Starting point is 00:21:32 And the Bears, like, okay, if this is going to be a wild card team, they come into Arizona, even if it's tight, Arizona's not easy. You win the game. A lot of, I live out here. I would imagine that half the stadium was Bears fans. Yeah. So it's a big deal for them. And they got, like you said, that game was over before it even started.
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Starting point is 00:27:46 play home games, I swear. So now they go on the road to Arizona between McBride, Harrison, who's hot and cold, Kyler. Their protection's okay. I just, I think, how good is the tight end is a McBride. Yeah. Yeah. I think Arizona is a sneaky good football team. And I think the Jets, Arizona next week is a fantastic game. It's a great.
Starting point is 00:28:11 I don't want to just talk about the Bears because we've been on this for about a month. If you don't watch Arizona and you're, you know, you're saying, who are they beaten? No, they beat San Francisco. They got dudes. Offensively, they are, they've got a star. every unit. And they're good enough on the offensive line. You've been on Connor since last year, the running back. So this isn't just about Chicago. Arizona keeps you on your toes. They didn't even throw the ball for long stretches today. They just moved the pocket and highly effective.
Starting point is 00:28:43 You know, one thing, remember, after they lost the Super Bowl two years ago, everyone thought Jonathan Gannon was like the village idiot, right? Because he blew some coverages and they walked right in for touchdowns. And when he got hired, he had some of those moments that kind of went viral that made him look like a nerd or whatever. All my buddies with the Eagles said, they loved him. And they said, I'll promise you this. I don't know if he's, you know, Belichick or Bill Walsh schematically, but I think he's going to be a better head coach than he was a coordinator. He was a pretty good coordinator for us. He's a great leader. And you watch his teams. Niners game, huge comeback. The Dolphins win last week. I would say age better today. They look way better with Tua.
Starting point is 00:29:21 like they look like a real football team. They were down double digits on the road. Usually West Coast teams flying to the East Coast, that early kickoff, historically, have always looked pretty shitty in that spot. They come storming back. And then today, you're like, oh, this could be a little letdown spot with the Bears, a little chip on their shoulder. And they came right.
Starting point is 00:29:38 They look like a division. They look like a playoffs team today. And their physicality, I mean, Buda Baker, when he's healthy, he's flying around, their defense just well coached, makes a bunch of tackles. And they have a physical presence to their offense. Yep. And like you said, like, I think Kyler, I know, and Jonathan Gannon has talked about this all the time. And I see him on a bunch of like local TV out here as press conferences.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Listen, I can't speak to what he was like before me, this is him talking. He has been mature. So that call a duty guy, I do think he's been a lot better for them. And maybe it's just a bunch of people talking crap about him, you know, lights of fire under his ass. But they like him. Yeah. I mean, just in terms of his work ethic relative to what it was for Cliff and Kime, I do think, Listen, some humans just, we all mature at different ages.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Some guys are Peyton Manning mature at 15. That's right. Other guys like Baker Mayfield, mature at 28. Some guys are like Aaron Rogers, who we're still not sure. I think, like, I do think we got to be open. You remember, Kyler was a young player when he came into the NFL. Yeah. I do think he's just playing the way he's playing is just pretty high level, competent football.
Starting point is 00:30:42 And with a skill set, I mean, we've never really seen a player like him. Yeah. Okay, Detroit beats Green Bay 24 to 14. Brian Branch got ejected for the Lions in the first half, and I thought, Can't happen. I was like, oh, my God, this is, it didn't matter. It was 17, 3 at half. Jordan Love had a pick six.
Starting point is 00:31:01 I thought Jordan Love today was really sloppy. Now, it was raining hard when it started. It got worse. But I think you and I would agree that we thought that was an advantage for Green Bay. Totally. And golf is like 17 to 21. This is, I think we just have to be honest here. Detroit's the best team in the league.
Starting point is 00:31:18 Kansas City's got the trophy room. The team I'm watching now, the way they play, I mean, Green Bay had 10 penalties, Jordan Love had to pick six. I mean, he missed a lot of open throws. Again, some of it's weather. But when you watch Green Bay's youth and talent, and then you watch, remember, Detroit,
Starting point is 00:31:36 now those guys aren't as old as San Francisco, but the lines are older, more mature. They marched into Lambo today, and it was the grown-ups and the really talented kids. Like, I thought they just put a foot on them really early. Do you know what I wrote down is about when they really took hold of that game, in that weather and a driving rainstorm, it reminded me of the Belichick Brady teams when they would play a team in awful weather. And you would just look up, it's like they are manhandling this team. And historically, this is their first outdoor game of the year.
Starting point is 00:32:07 And golf has been not a very good outdoor player. But I do wonder if you remember that night game, Aaron Rogers' last game, he outplayed Aaron Rogers. I mean, thoroughly outplayed early January. I wonder if he's a different part of having Dan Campbell, like a Harbaugh brother, like a Tomlin uplifting you, even that extra confidence, they look like a completely different squad. Once Jordan Love, to me, I don't want to harp too much on the Brian Brands thing. That cannot happen.
Starting point is 00:32:38 We can't be throwing players out. One of my biggest pet peeves in the world is the college thing. Yeah. Throwing 99% of these kids will not play in the NFL and throwing them out. In the NFL, I got no problem throwing a 15-yard penalty. But Brian Branch is now their best defensive player to throw them out. And it didn't even matter. And that's what go back to the Pellijack Patriot thing.
Starting point is 00:32:55 It's like you could remove players. They got you in that moment. And the Lions indoor team, like are they kind of like the greatest show on turf in the early? No, they kind of have it both. They got that and they kind of got this Patriots. Even Brady during the game, he's like, you know, listen, this guy has been the most accurate stretch in three games like NFL history. but in this driving rainstorm, you never believe it. And he shows the thing.
Starting point is 00:33:17 He's 11 for 11. It's like, how was he doing this? And he was just, he's been the opposite. His whole career, it's been not a inclement weather guy. And today, he looked very comfortable. Obviously, Jordan Love's banged up. Yeah. I thought they should have yanked him at halftime and gone to the other kid.
Starting point is 00:33:33 But it wouldn't have mattered much at that point in time. Once he threw that pick six and it's 17 to 3, didn't it feel like the game was over? I mean, it was going to be hard to score a touchdown in general. Well, it's really hard. You know, when a defense can't get traction with their feet and we have the better offensive line. I mean, there was a moment. Jamir Gibbs had a touchdown run to make it 24 to 3. The size of the hole for Jimir Gibb.
Starting point is 00:33:59 And I'm not joking. It was wider than this desk. It may have been. You would have scored. It was eight feet. I mean, literally Penae Sewell had moved his guy near the sideline. Brady's like, he's like, look at these tackles. Their offensive line.
Starting point is 00:34:15 It rivals that Eagles team when Lane Johnson was healthy and Kelsey about four years ago, when they were both the best of their position, they are moving. And the Packers defense has been pretty good this year. They moved it all day in the first half. And we've been talking a lot about Jordan Love and, you know, comparing him, listen, it's a good thing when Aaron Rogers and Brett Farve's names are coming up. but this was a game in that weather where you cannot turn the ball over. Like it cannot happen. You have to dominate on the run, you know, running the ball, control the clock and play defense.
Starting point is 00:34:53 And he did a play, which he's done earlier this season, reckless. You cannot afford to be reckless. That's why the Patriots in those games dominated. Brady would never turn the ball over, let alone make a play like that. And even Tom was like, you cannot do that. He tried to lob it over. I don't even know really what he was trying to.
Starting point is 00:35:12 do. You can't barely grip the ball. He is, I've said before, you asked me, I think a couple weeks ago, could they win the Super Bowl? And I said, they do have the talent, but he is way too much of a roller coaster, right? He, there was a moment, there was a second and one. And Brady called him out. And and Brady said, dude, it's second and one. You got third and one, fourth and one. You're trailing. You're going to go for it. And you got a great running back. And he's rolling right. And he's Pump faking, and it's just like Brady, I don't think he wants to be hypercritical of young quarterbacks, but it was like, and I like Jordan a lot, but there are times, he's always been more far than Rogers, where he's going to, he's going to sling it. And I do think against
Starting point is 00:35:54 Detroit, you may have to, because Detroit's got better personnel and they're older, but I kind of feel like, I kind of feel like today's a moment that you'll look at during the season, and, and, and, And we'll revisit this. I think Jordan is going to have another one of these games later. We'll go back and there was early warning sites because I really, really like him. And Reed is a remarkable young receiver. Jesus, he's good. But they looked young and sloppy today.
Starting point is 00:36:28 They really do. Listen, and I throw these names around when we're talking about these guys. But Rogers and Fav have a combined seven most valuable players. I mean, I think, and I'm as guilty as anyone, and LaFleur brings it up, this kid has a long way to go. Like, can you just make back-to-back Pro Bowls? Yeah. And you have games like today where you're at home, it's a huge advantage for you, and you take your team right out of the game. You're not going to be able to throw three touchdowns.
Starting point is 00:36:57 And I say this all the time about the Packers, you know, they get some of these home games, and the weather just turns to shit. I mean, I'm looking around the league today. The weather's not that terrible. Most places, a little cold. It is awful there. Yeah. And you're just not going to be able, you're probably going to give up a deep, your defense might score a touchdown.
Starting point is 00:37:13 You're going to have to run the ball. And the Lions are just a better version of that right now. They're just a better version of a team that can play ugly than the Packers clearly. That's a rough L because I think that it'd be stunning now if the Lions don't win that division, right? And all signs point to them being the number one seed in the NFC. Okay, I want to talk about maybe not long, but Buffalo 30 Miami 27. And I can admit, you know, I've always said to a small, there's limitations in the AFC in January with a guy that doesn't have a big arm. But until we get to January, when it's September, October, and November, and maybe early December, Tua today, I think I wrote it down, 25 of 28, 231 yards.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Now, it was a crisp day in Buffalo. And I've been critical of, you know, you gave him the bag. he's not winning in Baltimore, in Buffalo, in these cold weather areas. But when I watch him play, and then I watched Miami without him, could I make this argument? He makes the dolphins really good for 18 weeks, and he may never go on the road and win games. But look around this league, John, half the teams are horrible at quarterback. And I watched the Hoare today, and I'm like, listen, this is, Miami's a good watch. You can sell tickets.
Starting point is 00:38:36 They can compete with anybody. I just don't trust them in January with him on the road. But if you ever won a division, you'd play at home in Miami. It's a different story. Is I think we know he's small. We know he's not a great athlete. We know he doesn't have a big arm. But I think we have to be honest.
Starting point is 00:38:56 We have to be honest about this. The Rams just won, by the way, and a deep ball. Stafford through an absolute freaking dime. To DeMarcus Robinson for the win. We started this, folks, if you're listening, with the Rams game 2020 and overtime. Stafford threw a dime into the end zone. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:39:14 The Rams are coming. Keep an eye on them. They're four and four. They're really young defensively, but that Jared verse, Jesus. But I want to go back to this, is that not every quarterback, when you're in the AFC right now, Miami's ability to compete, be exciting and fun to watch with Tua, his value is really proven when he didn't play.
Starting point is 00:39:42 They were unwatchable. I watched them today. I thought they were going to win. I thought they outplayed Buffalo for most of it. Yeah, I mean, you could argue that comes out of the game. Cooper Rush just looks just like them. He does. I mean, it doesn't feel like that big of a gap.
Starting point is 00:39:55 I would say this, and I said it when he signed the contract, I understand having a player that can make you competitive and keep you in a playoff mix in the NFL. that's extremely valuable to sell the merch. But there has to be some sort of line of delineation of paying him like the top guys and just paying him. Like my whole thing with a player like that is like, couldn't you just give him 28 a year? Like it's not like you should cut him, but I can't be paying him 50, 55 million dollars because he can't go against those guys and be better than. Because you watch him the day and you watch them the last two weeks, they become a credible football team with him.
Starting point is 00:40:33 No question. They're in in in in in a 100% a starter in the NFL and a good one. But to me, he's always been closer to 15 than he is five. And I just can't pay you like five if you're 15th. Like James Franklin. Clearly he's a good football coach. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:48 But paying him like Kirby Smart and like these other guys, like, yeah, you're always going to be disappointed. But you could do way worse. And I think there's got to be some middle ground. And everyone's, well, these are the coaching salaries. These are the quarterback salaries. Like, okay, do that. And then you're always going to be disappointed at the end. end of the season. But if you, if tool was making half of what he was making, which would still be
Starting point is 00:41:08 an astronomical amount of money, instead of signing for 170 guaranteed or 160, let's say they just give them 90 and $30 million a year. Like, that's a pretty good deal for starting quarterback. He keeps him in the mix. He's a really good player. But where it gets controversial is you start paying these guys more money than, let's say, Patrick Mahomes, you're like, this makes no sense. This is crazy. It happens in the NBA all the time. We just had to max the guy out. Well, he's not a max player. If you want to do that, you know what your fate's going to be. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:39 And I think I don't quite understand why no GMs like just franchise. What's going to happen, right? And they're always so quick to pay them that money relative to the last guy that signed. And then they find themselves in trouble because the gap between him and Josh, Tua is a good player. And the gap between him and Josh is as big as the gap between Tua and his backups. Yeah. And that gap's huge.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Yeah. I do want to talk about the Rams beat Seattle 26 to 20 in overtime. Stafford. The difference is Gino Smith and Stafford. Both these rosters actually have good players. I mean, Seattle's got Smith and Jigba, the receiver, Lockett, D.K. Metcalfe, not there today. Kairn Williams. Apuka got injected for throwing a punch. Cooper Cup. Rams are still banged up. It always feels like they're missing a receiver. But first of all, the Rams, were awful in the first half. McVeigh, again, makes tremendous adjustments. And they're just, you know, just Seattle basically beat themselves. Gino had a pick six. He had three picks. Two were in the end zone. Cameron Kitchens, the rookie from Miami. The Rams had a third rounder had two interceptions. This Rams team, and again, the defense is so young. every two weeks I watch the Rams defense and they're better and they have playmakers. Jared versus a monster. That guy is just, he looks different than other NFL guys.
Starting point is 00:43:12 He's Khalil Mack. He's Khalil Mack, 2.0. Just rolls over. Good tackles. Just rolls over guys. And it's interesting because I think Seattle should have taken a quarterback last year. I thought it was a big mistake. A general manager, John Snyder, I think, smart.
Starting point is 00:43:29 I would have moved up. Their roster doesn't need anything. I mean, you watch them today. They got corners. They got an edge rusher. They got a left tackle. They got great receivers. Seattle doesn't need anything. They need a quarterback. And Gino's a big strong kid with an arm, but he just makes too many mistakes. But watching Matt Stafford today, Jesus, I'm telling you, I said this. Let's just take Lamar, Allen, and Mahomes off the board. Just take the best three players in the world off the board. They're all different stylistically. I'm not so sure Matt Stafford's not number four in this league. I think he's, He's incredible to me. Yeah, I mean, to me it'd be him or Herbert. I think Herbert with the age, if he did like one of those fake drafts, most people, GMs would take it. But remember a couple weeks ago on that Thursday night game, when Stafford's ducking people
Starting point is 00:44:16 in the backfield and throwing touchdowns, you're like, at 36 years old, the wear and tear on this guy to still be playing? I mean, we compare Favre to Jordan Love. Like, no, that's like the good version of Favre, Matt Stafford, with the arm strength. He's a little bit of a gunslinger. could have a pick drop today. Like, he will make some mistakes, but you want to be in the trenches with that. I mean, the difference in today's game was one quarterback.
Starting point is 00:44:41 I mean, think what Gino cost him. The pick six, the guy caught it in the end zone. It's the longest touchdown or pick returned in the history of the Rams franchise 103 yards. That's a potential 14-point swing if they score a touchdown. And then the other pick, he lets the ball go. His guy's not looking at him. They're on like the four or five-yard line and being held by the defense. You cannot throw that ball.
Starting point is 00:45:01 You see it all the time. What do good quarterbacks do? Throw it at the guy's feet. And just because they know you've got to live to fight another down. And I don't think the ramps turn that into points. But still, that cost you points. Yeah. Because at minimum, that's three points.
Starting point is 00:45:15 And Gino, you look at them against the bills, awful. Today, in big spots against the ramp, really good, young defense, awful. 49ers, he hasn't beat them in five tries. Yeah. So it's like, I think they were in a tough spot last year, you know, to mortgage. if John didn't love one of the quarterbacks, because the one thing you would say is he was on Russell Wilson, right? Tried to trade Russell Wilson of the Browns for Josh Allen. He would have been right. So when he's like these guys, he's known, maybe he didn't feel the guy he could get.
Starting point is 00:45:42 I could see him loving Drake May, but would have had no chance to get up there. You know, Pennick's not really his style. Look at Gino. Like, Gino is physically really gifted. Oh, no, no, very impressive. So I do wonder, you look at some of these quarterbacks like the Cam Ward and the Shadors might be guys, but he would have to, because his team's still going to, end up what, like the 14th pick? Like, you're going to have to mortgage a lot and there are going to be some other teams that need quarterback. So it's just difficult, but they cannot, I mean, when Gino called them this offseason, wanted a contract extension and John just hung up on him,
Starting point is 00:46:13 that was the right move. Because it's been one of the great bridge quarterbacks of all time. Would you agree with that? Usually bridge quarterbacks are a disaster. He has been more than credible. Listen, I wrote it down today. If you'd never seen him play, he made four or five. I put three or four, huge Gino throws. There are times. He spins it. I mean, he, you know, remember the NBA, remember the NBA guy, Joe Johnson? And like, yeah, you look up and you're like, Joe Johnson's like one of the all-time
Starting point is 00:46:42 great scorers, but was never like a winning player. But he was all-time get-a-bucket guy. Gino is one of those guys that stands in the pocket. And if you didn't know his history and just said, go throw a 40-yard out, that ball never dips. Like, he's got a hose. And he can run. he just is one of those guys that I think his judgment in crisis really regresses fast.
Starting point is 00:47:07 He makes really big mistakes. And I think, you know, I was, I've been told this by two executives that Shadur Sanders is the best quarterback in the draft. Somebody else will take Cam Ward. He's electric. He's fun. You know, he'll galvanize some locker room somewhere. But it is, it is tough because if you're the Rams and you look at staff, effort. I mean, Herbert's got a 10-year runway. I mean, you watch him today. Like, when they get a
Starting point is 00:47:35 legitimate number one receiver, holy shit, watch out. Because they're winning right now with, you know, it is patchwork at wide receiver. It's this guy, that guy will dislead. They're going to be a team. No one's going to want to see in the first round of the playoffs, so because they're good on defense. And Jim Harbaugh is their coach, and they could beat you 17 to 15 in the first round. Yeah. And that's where Seattle, Gino played well. If he would just play, but like you said, out in crisis. Well, Wednesday's crisis against the best teams. Yeah. Right. They get up and they kind of smother some of the shittier teams. Yeah. So, I mean, I think I just watched the Rams win that thing in overtime today. And my takeaway is take out Mahomes and Andy Reed. I would argue McVeigh and
Starting point is 00:48:16 Stafford are the best head coach quarterback combo in the league. So I don't buy into this rebuild stuff. I think these guys, I don't think they could, I think their defense is better than the lions. they would have to be completely healthy to beat the Lions. I think they can beat anybody else in the NFC. I think they can beat Washington, Philadelphia, Arizona, Minnesota, already beat them. I don't know if they can beat Detroit. All I'm saying is the record doesn't prove it. But if they're healthy, I think they may be the toughest matchup along with the Niners
Starting point is 00:48:48 for the Detroit Lions. That's how much I think of McVeigh and Stafford. Colin, for like four straight weeks, they played with me and you a wide receiver. I mean, they beat the 49ers with me and you a wide receiver and 2-2 at well. So, I mean, I think that win against the 49ers, because it happened so early, will be overlooked as the season goes on. But if they end up with nine or ten wins, that wins saved their season because they easily could have been like 0 and 4.
Starting point is 00:49:13 The entire team was offensively was injured. You can't run the ball when you have no threat. And then once they get these guys back, you're watching, you're like, holy shit, they are a problem. They look like the version of the team we saw at the end of the season last year. year. And the guys they have on defense, you know, they have some rookies playing that are obviously awesome. But they also have second year guys that played a ton last year. So now their defense is young, it's fast, full of a bunch of playmakers, now they got a pass rush. I thought it was going to be
Starting point is 00:49:39 very hard for them to replace Donald, just because he's one of the greatest players of all time. But I do think they're kind of doing it on quantity. I mean, they just have so many good young players that just, I would say just from an effort standpoint, there can't be many defenses in the did play harder. Just play in, play out to just play harder. You know, you've watched the Ravens sometimes. You're like, God, are they playing hard right now on defense? Time for our segment called Making It Look Easy.
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Starting point is 00:55:24 USC, Lincoln Riley is now 12 and 12. Again, they lead late and lose. Oregon thumps Michigan. I think we've spent so much time looking at Texas and Georgia and Bama and a Ohio State in last year, Michigan. I watched Oregon this weekend. I'm not sure what they're not good at. Like, I'm like, I'll tell you this, the more I watch Oregon, the more I like him. The more I watch Ohio State, the less I like them. I feel like Ohio State offensively, John, has a bit of an identity crisis. They want to run the ball because they've been criticized for not running it, but their best players are all wide receivers. And then combine that with Will Howard just isn't as good as we thought he was going to be.
Starting point is 00:56:12 I figured, I watched them at Kansas State. I thought, you know what, he's getting all these receivers. He may win a Heisman. He's just, he's a good college quarterback. I don't see any special. And every time I watch Ohio State, I'm like, they leave points on the table. They just, it just doesn't feel like I watched Oregon. Oregon is squeezing every freaking ounce of talent out of that roster.
Starting point is 00:56:34 I mean, to go on the road in college, even though Michigan's not great and just kick the shit out of them. I mean, the game wasn't even as close as 3817. I just don't think we're ready to embrace this. People outside of the West Coast don't understand. Oregon's dominated Southern California recruiting in the PAC 12 for about eight years. They just get the best players. They pay for them.
Starting point is 00:56:55 And I don't know. I think Oregon's the best team I've seen. I want to hate Ohio State. I actually thought that was a pretty impressive game yesterday because I thought they shoved around Penn State. they made the big plays when they had to. I mean, Penn State, classic, just blew it in the red zone. I mean, Ohio State is missing multiple offensive linemen. I think they had a guy started left tackle and left guard that had never even played the position.
Starting point is 00:57:17 So they're moving guys around. I'm with you on the quarterback, but when you look, it's like, I don't love Georgia's quarterback. You know, Dylan Gabriel can throw the ball. I have more faith in him than those guys, but he's kind of small. And against a big-time defense, like could he be knocked out or whatever? But I hear, yeah, I mean, I think Oregon, if you had to, to pick a team to win the national championship as we sit here today, it would be Oregon. But if Ohio State gets healthy, like, I mean, their talent, that safety that they got from
Starting point is 00:57:44 Alabama, they basically just put him on 44 who, you know, that guy is going to be a top 50 pick. I mean, against SC, he had like 50 catches in the game. And he did have a great catch in that game. But for the most part, they neutralized him a little bit. And what a letdown by Penn State. If I would have told you they'd be up 10-0 on a pick six and they would score three-point, you know, with five minutes into the game, score three points the rest of the game. That's pretty embarrassing. You know what I feel like with James Franklin? And I've met him before, and I do like him.
Starting point is 00:58:12 And I see this sometimes in college basketball and football. John Kalapari's a little bit of this. Great recruiter. And I feel like there's nothing else he's great at. I mean, there's some guy, like Jay Wright was great recruiting, developing, building a defense, creating leaders, tight late game situations. I mean, like Jay Wright check every box. Sheshefsky's offense could be boring, but Mike checked a lot of boxes. So does Bill self. You know, Calipari's like the guy he can sell and that he deserves credit for that.
Starting point is 00:58:47 But when I watch James Franklin, I feel like he's very dependent on having a great offensive coordinator. He can recruit his defense front sevens are always really formidable. They look like an SEC front seven. and they always got a pass rush. I just think he is sort of, I just think he is what I see a lot of. He deserves his money. It's a great program.
Starting point is 00:59:10 I like watching them play. But I just don't think, I don't think I trust them in tight, big game situations. I don't. Where were there wide receivers yesterday? You know, for a guy that is a great recruiter. And like you said, they got NFL guys all over that roster. I think that's why it's such a letdown. You go, well, our roster is just as good as their roster.
Starting point is 00:59:30 I actually think their quarterback, who was awful last year, it's kind of grown on me a little bit this year. But their wide receivers make no place. And they're so dependent on the tight end, who's a really good player. But to get them in that spot, they're all bitching and moaning because it's the morning game. They want the night games.
Starting point is 00:59:48 Like, guys, it wouldn't have mattered if the game would have been at midnight or at, you know, five in the morning. You're never beaten this team. And I just know, Penn State probably in the playoffs, because you've looked at their schedule, they'll have one loss. but I don't take this program seriously at all relative to like competing for national championships. Are they going to have a ton of NFL guys? If you're a scout, do you spend five days a week there during the year? Do you need, yeah, are they going to win their 10, 11 games,
Starting point is 01:00:13 depending on how the schedule breaks? You will never pick them against Ohio State. You will now never pick them against Oregon. And, you know, we'll see if Michigan and USC can get their shit together over the next couple of years. But if those teams are good, you will pick those teams over Penn State as well. And that's kind of crazy because I think this was the first time. It's like, I think Penn State's got a shot. And then they're up 10-0. And you're like, God, is Ohio State about to get their butt kicked? Yeah. And then you're like, no, they're not because they just never make a big play when it has to be made. Obviously, the pick at the end of the half was devastating. They get that final drive. They're at the goal line, essentially, and they
Starting point is 01:00:47 can't punch it in the end zone. They just run it right up the gut twice. And then they throw it on fourth down. It wasn't even close. And then Ohio State, with all these random offensive and run it right down their throat, the strength of their team, all these NFL guys, and end the game. That's a big win for Ryan Day, and I can be Ohio State header,
Starting point is 01:01:04 but that was impressive to go in there. Winning on the road's hard in college, especially when you don't have a superstar quarterback, when you have a solid guy in Will Howard, winning on the road is hard. It is. So let me touch on USC, Lincoln, Riley, 12, and 12.
Starting point is 01:01:19 I'll go back to... What's their record right now, Colin? I think they're four and five or three and... What are they? I think they're four and five. That's pretty crazy, isn't it? If I would have told you year three, they'd be four and five. I think one of the things that gets really disappointing to me, Lincoln Riley said after the game, you know, six plays and we're nine and oh.
Starting point is 01:01:37 And it's like, yeah, not really. I do think offensively they'll be better next year. But I think I go back to something. Like, they're getting wiped out in the state of California. They're just not recruiting the state. I don't think he has a love for recruits. I think there are some guys that really Saban loved it. He had charisma.
Starting point is 01:01:59 I think there's some guys that really loved to record. I think Sark, Lane Kiffin, there's a handful of guys. I think Ryan Day is probably a hell of a recruiter. Brian Hartline, his receiver coach, is a great recruiter. I think sometimes Lincoln comes off as very prickly, very aloof, very detached, overly protective of players. I mean, he cut off media this week. No more media at the practices. It's like you're four and five.
Starting point is 01:02:26 We got better things to do. I think sometimes he's forgetting this is not a rural town. Like this is, we got Sean McVeigh and the Lakers and the Dodgers and Herbert and the Rams. You start cutting people off. It's like I'm considered sort of pro-USC. But when I watch him, I go back to something that I think it's very clear to see. They don't have enough good football players. And, you know, Rick Newheisle won a Rose Bowl, Washington.
Starting point is 01:02:54 and they beat Purdue. I didn't think New Heissel was a great coach, but he liked recruiting. He was engaged. He really, really enjoyed the showmanship of it. And Washington's up in the rain in the Pacific Northwest, they had Marcus Tuyasopo quarterback, but I always come out of it,
Starting point is 01:03:10 and I'm like, you know what, if you recruit at college, Charlie Weiss couldn't recruit. He was a smart guy. He couldn't recruit. I just look at their brand. They have literally one serviceable offensive tackle. They have one running back.
Starting point is 01:03:24 They're very past happy. I look at it and I think to myself, they'll be better next year. I don't see special. I don't see the players. Yeah, I mean, if you would have told me this would have taken place after they beat LSU, I wouldn't have believed you because it was clear like LSU was going to be a good team. And if they beat Alabama next week on, they're going to be 10 and 2 and be a playoff team. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:48 You know, so it's for them to end up four and five and like, are we sure they're, I mean, six and six. They've proven now they can lose to anybody. I think the craziest part in it hit me last night. I'm watching the game. They're down 20 to 7. And I'm just like, they're about to get rolled. I just turned on other games.
Starting point is 01:04:06 I was actually shocked when I went back to my phone and saw that the game was close, so then I turned it back on. But it's barely November 1st, and they don't matter in the college landscape. Like, you watch and, you know, some of their fans watch the whole game because they're invested in the program. but I didn't need to watch. I was paying attention because I know we talk about it, but they don't matter. If you talk about college football, you don't need to watch them.
Starting point is 01:04:32 No. Which year three, paying them $120 million, this is an epic disaster, Colin. John, they don't have anything resembling a first round player. They don't have anything. They have a center that will go in about the third round. They have a safety in about a year, I think will go in the third round player. They have some nice receivers. None feel like first round players.
Starting point is 01:04:52 They have $13 million in NIL. Go buy an elite left tackle for a million dollars. Go buy the best rush in and football. They don't have, I mean, Washington's in a rebuild. I'm not sure they have more good players in Washington. And Washington's in a rebuild with Jed Fish in his first year. I would say this. I mean, he's not going and nothing's going to happen.
Starting point is 01:05:18 But UCLA has showed some fight this season. Oh, yeah. Like they've at least showed. showing some character. And if he were to lose that game, regardless, I mean, now the record, would you agree the record's kind of irrelevant? That's right. I don't even know what bowl games mean anymore in this college football. Do bowl games even still exist? But that, that would be, it'd be hard for people around the program and the money people to take him seriously. I mean, it is right now at four and five into year three. Like people are on Brian Kelly. I mean, he's,
Starting point is 01:05:47 he has a bad half against Texas A&M on the road. You know, when they, they have a million NFL guys. He was kicking their ass for a half. Right. You watch, and I watch a lot of LSU because I love watching the SEC. It's where the best players are. He's doing a pretty good job. And you talk to my scouting buddies are like, it's an impressive operation there. When you go in there, they're like, I would buy stock in this program moving forward.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Yeah. That is not the case. And like you said, the reporter thing. He did that last year. He does it like, Lincoln, why are you even worried about things that are just completely irrelevant to can you beat Jedfish? I mean, Jetfish should have beat you two years in a row. Remember, they got very lucky to beat them last year. That game got to overtime, maybe beat them on the last play of the game.
Starting point is 01:06:28 Caleb made an incredible play in overtime. Remember, he kind of scrambled. They easily could have lost that game. They were lucky to be seven and five last year because they lose that thing. They're six and six. And it looks like they're headed towards six and six. And I would say you're six and six and you lose to this UCLA team with Deshaun Foster. They're not paying you $120 million for that.
Starting point is 01:06:44 And like you said, think of all of the top coaches. Dan Lannning, I mean, loves to recruit, clearly. Like you say, Ryan Day in that program, they recruit their ass off. Kirby Smart, recruiter, Sark, huge, so the top programs, which USC, LSU, and you know, Brian Kelly puts a lot of effort into it, they hired you to be their equals. Well, you know, coaching right now is not going that well. But it's like, okay, college football is not quite the NFL. If you just got the Jimmy's and the Joe's, you could win, especially at SC, what, eight, nine games, no doubt about it.
Starting point is 01:07:17 Then you got out-coach to get to undefeated or a one loss. You're Jimmy's and the Joe's. SC didn't, they didn't play Oregon this year, did they? Or Ohio State. They get run out of the stadium with those teams. So they got lucky with their schedule. It could be way worse, right? Listen, Clay Hilton could not recruit or develop, but he tried.
Starting point is 01:07:39 He had an effort. I mean, USC fans come up and ask me, I'm like, go watch the games. They don't have any separators. They're receivers. They have a kid named Lemon, runs good routes, good hands. They don't have anybody that separates. They've got a safety, a center. Woody marks the transfer running backs.
Starting point is 01:07:55 A nice player. He's probably a fourth, fifth rounder, nice player. They don't have a second running back in the program. They have one tackle that can play offensively. They have no great pass rushers. They just don't have any good play. They don't have enough quality. If you took the best 10 Ohio State players and the USC, the best 10, Ohio State's got eight of them.
Starting point is 01:08:17 Well, is there a chance that, like, the point of difference of Lincoln, who was supposed to be this genius offensive guy. The gap between him, Jed Fish, an offensive guy, who's coached with the best in the business, and his staff has a Belichick and a Carroll. Obviously, Dan Lannning's staff is elite. You know, Ryan Day and Chip Kelly don't suck.
Starting point is 01:08:36 I mean, you look around the conference, you go, you've got to beat some pretty well-coached staffs. Iowa's a well-coached staff. You got some of these teams that's just going to be very, very difficult for them if they are not recruiting the, But, I mean, Pete Carroll and his heyday had the best of both worlds, right? Elite staff, elite players. Go to Rivals.com, 2025 recruiting California, A&M, Texas, Oregon, Texas, A&M, LSU.
Starting point is 01:09:03 There's no U.S.C.'s got one rush-in, good kid from about 30 minutes outside of L.A. up north. They're not getting any of the players. Well, think about this. If you're a kid right now, let's say you're 17 years old, for your entire life starting to like 8, 9 years old, when you kind of start really understanding sports. SC's never been relevant. So you don't remember, like, Matt Leiner thrown to Dwayne Jarrett. You weren't even born.
Starting point is 01:09:28 So it's like, maybe you were born in 06. Those teams have already, they were done. So how this notion of like, momentum's a real thing, right? I think Schaefter had a report today. Like, people are interested in going to the commanders. Don't blame them. I would be too. No one would have said that eight months ago.
Starting point is 01:09:44 Things change faster than ever in society. If you're a kid, like, I'd want to go to Oregon. I'd want to go to Georgia. I'd want to go to LSU. I'd want to go. Hell, South Carolina, beat the crap at A&M. They look cool. You know, Ohio State.
Starting point is 01:09:56 Why would you want to go to SC? What have they done over the last, I would just say 10 years to be, if you're a young kid, like, I want to go there. We talk about it a lot because we remember these moments. Yeah. They do not. Yeah. And now with social media and stuff, their moments are, they don't even exist. So I think he has a lot to overcome.
Starting point is 01:10:15 And this gets to the thing is like, can he build from scratch? because that's what this needed, and it doesn't look like he really can. Where Jed Fish is a good example, went to Arizona. That was a disaster. What he proved that he was able to do. And look at Arizona this year. They stink again. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:29 It's like that is really difficult to do to go to a program just in general in college football that's down and out, let alone a non-power program and turned into a 9-10 win team. He took over Bob Stoop's team, which he inherited, I don't know, a team full of over under probably 20 NFL guys. Yeah. start in the league right now? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, what worries me, even the guys outside of Caleb Williams that he brought from Oklahoma to USC, this is one of the first warning signs. He brought about six guys from Oklahoma to USC.
Starting point is 01:11:00 One could play. One guy could play. And the Jordan Addison move, which obviously was a really good move, you know, they had Caleb, like, is he getting Jordan Addison this offseason? Like the equivalent of that guy? No chance. I mean, there's got one of their. starters in the D line is from Wyoming. One of the starters in their O line is from Wyoming. They're
Starting point is 01:11:20 cherry picking Wyoming players in the transfer portal. Like they're just not, they just don't have a good enough sales pitch. And that's college football and basketball. I think this, I think the sad thing is, if you're a big, you know, L.A. S.C. booster and money guy, you look around college football, it's not like there are these programs that are head and shoulder. Like, it is very winnable right now. Yeah. I would say most of these teams, like you said, Oregon has really got their swag back after beating Ohio State. But I've watched Georgia against Florida. They don't look great. I mean, it's not like Ohio State. This is their best team of the last 20 years. Probably wouldn't even be a top five team in those last 20 years. So you look around college football, you go, well, Alabama's
Starting point is 01:11:56 kind of me for their standards. LSU's got some issues. Notre Dame. Yeah. We should, yeah. What are we doing here? We can't, we can't even sniff those. We can't even beat Washington. What's Washington? A seven-win team? That's, that's a problem, Colin. That's a problem. John Middlkoff, former NFL scout, three and out. As always, buddy, great talking to you. See you, Colin. Fight on, baby. That's all we can do. The volume.
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