The Herd with Colin Cowherd - C&R…Holiday Special

Episode Date: December 26, 2024

Here are some of the best moments from Covino & Rich this past year and beyond! This was the special holiday hour that aired on FSR! Join the C&R Show again LIVE on Thursday, 9am - Noon ET, in for the great Dan Patrick on FOX Sports Radio!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Absolutely. A redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drinks. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Oh, they had a bogo.

Well, then you got them. Listen to soccer moms on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas. And I'm C.J. Toledano. It's our favorite time of the year on our podcast point game, the playoffs. We're digging into the biggest surprises of the season. And I'm looking back on some of my greatest playoff moments. If we didn't talk ever again, I was funny.

You just understood. That's how personal it got. Wow. Then after that game seven, Marquis' keep coming to her. He's like, you know I love you, dog. You know, it's all love. This was just playoffs. This was just basketball.

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And that was the last time I saw him. Listen to Season 14 of Family Secrets on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yo, it's Danny G. live from my Raiders Cave on this Christmas, 2024. So FSR ran special holiday programming last night and today. Well, I'm here to hook you up. I got a couple of tweets saying, dang it, I missed it. I hope it's available on podcast. So I went to the lab.

I put together the stuff I edited a couple of weeks ago. This is from the archives from last year and this past year. They asked me to put an hour together for Covino and Rich. Some of the fun moments on the show. Happy holidays. Hope you've been enjoying time with your family and friends. Let's have some audio fun. I don't usually spot has entered the chat.

On a day-to-day, I'm not using a washcloth. That's crazy to be. Because you're not scrubbing yourself. You're just rubbing suds on your body. What are you scrubbing? That's like washing your car with your hands. Yeah. I don't use a washcloth all the time.

That's why they call you a Dirty Butt Davis. No, I'm pretty fresh. It removes the dead skin cells from your body, which... Do you wash your car? Harbored dirt. With your hands. But I'm with Rich. It's shower gel.

Your hand should be rough as a man. You need something to scrub with you. That's your fingertips. You know what I scrub my back? Maybe like once a week. I don't want to know your fingertips. Once a week or so, whatever, my wife will enter the shower with me, and she's got these. Oh, wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow. She's got the, she's got the exfoliating gloves, and she'll just rub my back with this. Oh, yeah, there's definitely a part of my back that has never been cleaned. Yes, because you can't reach it unless you have one of those. Those are exfoliating gloves. I thought she was cold in the shower.

That's not romantic. She walks in with it. gloves on? Yeah, to give you a little boxing gloves. No, to really impress Rich

it's the first basement's glove. It says Keith Hernandez on it. It's very exfoliating. Yeah, you shouldn't have Oh my goodness.

Oh, wow. That leather on my skin. And she puts a mustache on. It's weird. Listen, everyone's got their own thing, right? We don't kick.

Shame. Sports hygiene. If you have kids, it's a whole other conversation, I'm sure. When your team on the outside looking in, it stinks. So, Dan,

Danny G, I give you so much credit for caring so much when your Raiders stink year after year. I really do. And that might sound like a passive-rogressive insult. Yeah, they didn't sound nice. But you're admitting you're tuning out. It sounds like you are joining me because you now qualify as a delusional

Niner fan. No, but what I'm saying is... But that's why I think gambling has become such a prominent part of the sport. It's because not everybody's team's in it all the time and people want to be involved and be excited, and that's their only one. I think what I'm saying, yeah, I guess it is a little

gambling and fantasy sports and things like that. I guess this is a little backhanded, but Danny G., what I'm trying to say is, I applaud your enthusiasm for the NFL when your team is never really in it. Because that just means you love the game so much. For sure. And you have to look at the small wins, things that are going right on your team, even if it's a very small or short list. Yeah, I mean.

You have to look towards the draft. And yeah, and you have to look towards the things, you know, like Max Crosby. You can't be fair weathered. And Tyree Wilson's suddenly having three sacks in a couple of games. Like small little wins like that, Rich, and then watch a lot of red zone so you could see some really good football out of other teams. Yeah. I mean, it's not fair weather. It is if you're not as if you're not tuning in the same way because your team stinks.

Disagree. What do you mean? That's the definition. That's the definition. If the 49ers is losing 3810 to the Packers, I went in my backyard and started to do gardening. You only care when your team is winning. doing good. That's called fairweathered fan. What do you mean? You're describing that. Then I'm the biggest fair weather fan there ever was. Yes, we know that. Because unless you have

action on the game, you're gambling on it, you don't care as much about the matchups of the game. If your team is dominating, then you care. Dan Byer. Stinks. Am I am watching? It's like your Mets. Did he not quit on the Mets and all of a sudden he's back in when they're good? That's fair weathered fandom. What do you mean? You're describing it? No, who's not, when you're not fairweathered, I think you're an idiot. Okay, but at least say I'm a fairweathering fan and I own it because otherwise you're an idiot. But Rich is still paying attention though. Dan, when it's, when it's, when it's, when it's, when it's, when it's, when it's

31. board by it. And I get it. And I'm like, yeah, babe, I told my wife, I'm going to go on the backyard. I'm going to, I'm going to finish up the mulch work I was doing early. I did put new mulch in the backyard. Does that make me a bad fan? Because it's 3110 and I'm like, aggravated.

I'm like, you guys. No, it's not competitive at that point. You're changing your narrative because we're in the hallway and you're like, you just don't care as much. Well, it's hard to care. It's hard to care as much when your team might not be headed to the postseason. Like you're watching. And I don't blame you, but it is what it is.

That's the definition of a fair-weathered fan. There is this, gosh, I feel like I'm in this, like, world where all these magnets are, like, opposite of each other. Because I actually think Danny's situation is so unique because the Raiders are such a culture. They're actually more of a culture than any other professional sports team there is. There's a Raiders culture. You're right. Yes, there absolutely is. There's something about that in being a race.

Raiders fan. And I grew up in the state of Wisconsin where there's a Packers culture, but it's not like the Raiders culture. There's something that's just completely unique about that. So kudos to him for dealing with these poor seasons. But it is, I think it's different being a fan from everybody else. And while I am a Kavino guy, if you told me this five years ago, I'd probably be on Kavino's side. The problem is, and you see it a lot in baseball, how are you supposed to care when your team isn't caring and not investing in it? I think that's fair. And so I think that's the difficulty of it to Rich's point as well as why do you

why will you choose to be miserable like an Oakland fan or something. Yeah they're giving up and they're calling it a season and they're moving and they don't seem to care. I understand what you're saying. And what you're saying about culture, there are teams that no matter good or bad, like the Cubs, there's a cubs culture. If they're good, bad

whatever, people show up and it's like hey, I'm with the Cubs. Yes. That's very true. Oh, we lost again. I'm reading newspaper, Wrigley. But to me, if the 49ers are injured. Debo Samuel showing zero heart. They're not playing exciting.

Even if they're losing, they could be exciting. They're not playing exciting football. But if you're telling me it's 3110 in the fourth quarter, and I tell my wife, babe, I'm going to go skim the pool. I need to walk out of the house. That makes me less of a fan. Do you think I want to watch this? You know the intriguing thing about this is the guy that it's coming from is

it's Kavino because he is such a Yankees fan. But you would have the excuse of being used to winning. You know, so like there's like the down years that you don't know about. He doesn't know. He doesn't get it. Yeah, he doesn't get it. I've said this for a year. But I would also say to the fact of like...

They didn't win a World Series when I was in college. Oh! You're out of my whole... I'm out of here. Oh, they didn't win a World Series. You sell like such an ass right now. My whole life. A down year for the Yankees is 85 wins and they missed the playoffs.

That's a down year for the Yankees. I watched my entire life until then and still have. Get the freak out of here. You are a guy in your 40s that is, you can have more World Series than one hand. Get out of my face. They haven't won in 15 years and I'm still watching. Get out of my face.

Yeah, but they win 90 to 100 games every year. But they aren't winning championships. Oh, God. Choke yourself. Look, it is what it is, dude. If your team's not passionate about winning, I get it. It's hard for the fan to be. But if you're only there for the good times into victories,

That's what a fair weathered fan is. I didn't make the definition. Then I think a fair weather fan has a right idea. Okay. Then that's fine. Then that's your statement. And I can't debate that. I think if your Raiders, Raiders,

is different. Like you said, it's very cultural with the radio's, but even though I think that's a character flaw, and you're a man of great character. You've been a Mets fan your whole life. It might be a whole culture, Rich, but the loss is still hurt just as much. The one thing I'll say is,

I feel like, and as a season ticket holder in Oakland all those years, You know, there were several seasons where they were a few games under 500, and I still sat there with the Seagulls, and I took it. I took it head first. And in my mind, I was like, this is going to make me tougher because when they have a winning season, I'm going to enjoy it that much more. And then John Gruden came around, turned things around. Suddenly, we're playing the AFC championship game right there in front of me. And I was like, I was here on, you know, a couple of years ago when we only had three wins. now I'm here at the AFC championship game.

No one's stat checking. No one's asking you. Danny, I learned that. I feel like this is a lesson I've learned later in life. When I watched garbage 49ers teams, Jeff Drunken Miller, and Jim Tom Sula as the head coach, and the Chip Kelly experiments, when I watched then, when the Niners got good, did anyone check the receipts if I was there when they were bad? No, so who cares? Well, in life, I think whoever you're in a relationship with will check those. receipts. Are you just there when times are good and you bail when times are tough?

This is leisure. It's not a marriage. Well, I'm just saying it's a part of one's character. You've seen the giant wheels or the wedges at the store? The best part is that as part of her endorsement deal, she did a whole photo shoot with wheels of cheese. She's cuddling it. There's one where she's like holding a giant wheel of cheese. There's one where she's doing like a split across like four wheels of cheese. Yeah, there's a lot of like photos of if you're into cheese and you're into a gymnast, let me tell you, this is your day. So go check it out online on social media. Anyway, cheese and gymnast.

That's two of my kinks. Right? Midweeker major. Jeez. I give my stand by answer. Thank you. Let me tell you. I'm a big fan of when you go to an Italian restaurant.

They go, would you like some cheese? I always say yes. I keep going. I keep going. Say when. I'll tell you. Keep going. I think this is great.

Listen, any endorsements these great athletes can make. If it's hugging, wheel, of cheese. So be it. I want to be endorsed my cheese. I think they got to get funny about it. Like she used to do like a funny central ad where she's like slowly grinding. I don't know how this is a headline. Rich's wife does this in every family

photo. Get it? He's the wheel of cheese. Hugging the cheese. Get it. He's the cheesiest guy. I know. Rich Davis. Stars. Attract other stars. Hey, it's us to Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news.

What's the news? Huge news. We've created our own. podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there.

But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes.

I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

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As of now, 50-yard line 140, but again, the tickets keep dropping for obvious reasons, because the temperature keeps dropping. Negative 23, they're saying now, upper level, $30 you could be part of Wild Card Weekend. And it's going to be a good game. These are premier teams. It's just so damn cold in Kansas City. Listen, I'm not condoning scalping tickets, but I can't even imagine you go there the day of. You could probably get tickets for 20 bucks.

I bet. Nobody's going to be standing out there looking for a ticket in that way. Correct. They're going to start paying us to go. Danny J., can you Google, can you start a bonfire in the stadium or not just to stay warm? I can't believe you guys thought a portable heater would be allowed. I think so. He started a fire in Section 224.

Fire, it's allowed as long as it's in a clear bag. All right. It's so funny. Big Mike was telling you. me all the swag he had when he was a Lakers fan in the 80s. Oh shit. He was slaying it in the 80s.

This is before supermarket sweep, right? It was probably Big Mike. It was Big Mike and Madonna. Did he have his ponytail then? I had a lacquer's hat. He was partying with Prince. I had the Magic Johnson Converse.

They tried to cast him in winning time. I had hair back then. It was like Pat Riley. He told me, Dan, Big Mike, who runs his place, said he had that BDE. He said he had that energy because every L.A. person was like, yeah, I'm a Lakers fan.

Anyone talked to NBA? They had a strut. And I'll be honest, living in New York at that time, I was a Mets fan. Yankees fans did walk around like, yo, dude. I'm better feeling it. Yes, that's the feeling.

The Dodgers clinch. Yeah, baby, yeah. You also watched. You think Danny G cheers the way he talks? Yeah. Yeah, baby. Coe put it up. High five.

Brenda, bring it in. Yo. Come on, baby. As Danny's cheering on the Dodgers, you're probably watching the Yankees celebrate. Yeah, it was great. And did you hear John Carlo Stanton? John Carlo Stanton, formerly known as Mike Stanton before he got all fancy?

They asked him, are the Yankees the team to beat? And by the way, John Carlo? who went to the high school in your neighborhood, right? He went to Notre Dame in Sherman Oaks. Look at that, local guy. When asked if he was on the team to beat, this is what he said. You got to think you're the team to beat the playoffs. Well, we better be.

That's the point. Yeah, well, we better be. That's the point. It got us thinking, as a fan, not as a player. Forget the players. Gary is scary. We are fans, all of us. As a fan, do you like when your team is the number one seed, the favorite, the team that if they lose, it's a letdown?

Or do you like being a fan of the team that's itching to get in? They're clawing and scratching. We just need to make the postseason, then it's all house money. I think at the postseason, I'll be honest. I know where you're heading and leaning on this. I'd rather be the team that's scratching because they're hungrier at that point. When you're the team to beat, man, I feel like there's just more pressure on you to win. This is when we open it up to, well, everybody here, the greatest team in sports, not the Dodgers, not the Yankees, Fox Sports Radio, Danny G, Sam, Dan Byer.

But to you, Fox Sports Radio Nation, you hear what we're talking about. You hear what we're getting at. It's a two-part question based on John Carlo. Are the Yankees the team to beat? If not, who else? Is there someone else who we should be really scared of, be really scared of the, The underdog, would you rather be the favorite or the underdog heading into the playoffs? Yeah, and that's really it.

And layer two really is, since they've added that extra wild card, it's very clear that the Astros seem to be the only one that's immune to the rust. Dude, I was just going to say that. Because in the past couple of years, 100 win teams, Yankees, Dodgers, Mets, Braves, there have been a lot of early dismissals from the playoffs from your top tier teams. I'm not saying I want my Mets to play a doubleheader on Monday and then start the postseason Tuesday. That seems like a big pain in the ass. But one could argue baseball is in everyday sport, momentum, vibe, chemistry. Hey, we made it. Can't in momentum.

Rather be the Mets, honestly, than the Dodgers. The Dodgers, it's like you have to win. Think of how many were at Mookie Betts until yesterday. Because there's that expectation, man. And there's more pressure on that. For you, it's just the fight. I'd rather deal with the fight than the expectation that the Dodgers have. And I'm a Yankees fan.

So I think, Rich, you're sitting pretty as a Mets guy. If sitting pretty means pooping my pants of nerves, then yes. It's way better to surprise everyone rather than let everyone down instantly. Let me give you a typical Kavino and Rich dumb analogy that involves like dating. If like the handsome friend in your crew goes out to the club when you're single 20s college. The assumption is he'll meet a girl. When the weird guy in your crew ends up meeting like a cute girl at the club and goes home. Are you a little more?

Like that's like, yeah. Yeah, let's say even for the. You ruin for him. Even for the fan with no horse in the race. It's got to be more fun to see what teams like the Mets do. But again, Jean-Carlo Stanton. Jean-C-C-Po-Staparl. That's the weakest call of John Starling's career.

He went yard yesterday. had a big game. He said the Yankees are the team to be your thoughts. Let's take one quick call from Matt and then we'll go around the room, get to Dan Byers update. But I answered your question. I think the Diamondbacks are the team that blows it. Yeah, we'll say. That's just my guess.

No offense, Arizona. Matt, favorite underdog? Who's going to blow it? What you got? Well, I got a lot, but I know I got to make it quick. I swear we're always up against it in this show. Of course, Colvino and Rich, natural content, backed by sincere BS. Happy anniversary.

Thanks, bud. The show was great yesterday, and I mean, I remember calling you guys for the first time. It was like, you guys were still on Saturdays. And you guys were, I mean, just you guys' imitations and you're like, what you do to Danny G. Every day, it's like one best running gags and radio, the fact that he sounds like how you imitate them. Yeah. I mean, the smoothest, most buttery voice in radio. Oh, it's absolutely the underdog.

Like, I mean, you see it every year. Like, I mean, I'm a Giants fan and their three World Series titles. I think two of them, they walked in. as a one-game wildcard and you get hot. And then you look at, you know, the Padres, what last year, Arizona being the Dodgers early. I think, you know, your momentum and you're playing every day and those teams who sit around who won 100 and whatever games,

you know, I don't want to say you lose that edge, but it's just running into teams who are just, they've had that edge and they, it's a winner, it's a loser die. Yeah, I definitely. Hey, dude, not to be self-centered and to make it about us, but you know what makes our show fun and exceptional. exciting. Our show. Yeah. That's celebrated two years yesterday on Fox Sports Radio. Again, tell me why you're great.

You want to know why we're great? Because we're hungry and we want it. That's true. And other people are like, yeah, so what? I'm awesome. What's up? Thanks for tuning in. I'm not saying on Fox Sports Radio, I'm saying in general. Yeah. We want it. You know, how bad you want it. Hungry for more. Hungry for more. Your Mets feel that way to me, Rich. So I'm answering your question. Let's go Mets. Are you hungry? I am hungry. What's up, D.B. I'm always hungry. Are you hungry?

Dan's mad that the one day he took off yesterday, there were free donuts and free Buffalo Wild Wings. You know, I walk in. Oh, great wings yesterday, guys, but that's all right. Timing's never been my thing. I'm going to give you a little piece of advice. My girlfriend says this to me all the time because I'll go from the couch to the pantry at least 30 times a night.

And she'll say to me, are you hungry or just bored? So I just say that to myself every time. Every time I open a pantry or the fridge, I'm bored. Hungry or bored? I'm bored. I've heard you say that. And so I go there and I go, I'm bored.

I'm going to have some chips. That's what I say. Hey, you know what it's the weekend? Let's do it. I want to give you a little Nostradavis. And the Cardinals are five and four. They're still ahead. I almost feel like I almost feel like I have Biff Sparts Almanac on me.

I never read Biff Sparts Almanac. Man, you got jipped at that in the future. I think you bought the wrong one. Hey, I'm talking to you and fly. Irish bug. I think you're the butt head. Man, you're going to get wealthy off that Sparts all the end. I hope you crash into a manure truck on your way.

Spirken! Sparks! Sparts! Fox Sparts! Fox Sparts Radio. Yeah, he loved me, Sparts! Sparts! Okay, so wait. What are you proud of here? We just came up with, like, the future game of the year? No, I'm giving you... I'm telling you right now. I have bits. Bits.

What's wrong with Bits? Bits smart Salman. Bitts smart Salmanac. I have bits smart Salmanac and I'll tell you what's going to happen. The date. January 5th, week 18, it's a flex game and it'll be flexed like spot doing a gym selfie. Yeah.

It'll be. Stay tuned for tonight. It'll be flexed into a primo game. It's going to mean something. It'll only mean something because the Cardinals put themselves in a position to be there. and the Niners do have a couple tougher games, but that'll be the game. These high-profile criminals, I guess,

and burglars and mafia people, whoever's behind all this stuff, they're finding ways to mess with the security systems and mess with the internet, cut out the cameras. And it seems like Joe Burrow was the latest of victims. Who robbed them, Polly Walnuts? Seriously. So Joe Burroughs away.

He's playing away. and he gets robbed. But it turns out there's a beautiful woman in his home. Was she house sitting? Or was she waiting for him? She's the one that called in the robbery.

Well, actually, that's the story in itself because it really wasn't even her. It was her mom. She was there, right? So this woman, Olivia Ponton, Ponton, Ponton, Sports Illustrated, lingerie model,

Victoria's Secrets model? Secret. Victoria's Secrets model? One, there's one secret. But there's more than one store, right? But there's more than one catalog, no? Stop being possessive. It's victorious secrets.

Yeah, but there's more than one. She's possessive. She's a model. She's trying to sell like your dad where you're just mispronouncing. Yeah. Yeah. Coming from Rich, who mispronounces everything. Okay.

Olivia Ponton? Pontoon. Ponto. Yeah, Olivia Pontoon, the Victoria Secrets. She's a 22-year-old party. You know what? You tell the story because you're the most annoying guy on the planet. Oh, me.

You really are. I want to punch you in the face. Hey. Does Santa bring me any boxing gloves? Because I want to punch this guy in the nose. Don't be sad about Sato. I could see it still lingering. Carry on.

Goonberger Davis. You tell me the story. I come from a long line of Goonberger. Anyway, he was telling the story just fine. He gets the call. The police are alerted to this robbery by the mother and Olivia Ponton, Victoria Secret and Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. and it then begs the question, well, hold on.

Poor Joe Burrow, he just got robbed, but was he also just outed as having a hot new girlfriend when he just broke off his engagement months ago? Well, that's why there's a lot of question marks here because a lot of people assume that he was still engaged to his girlfriend, his fiancé, Olivia Holsmacher. Did I get that right, Rich? Do you want to correct me again on the pronunciation?

Let me check. So apparently he was with her publicly for a long time. It's like his college sweetheart from Ohio State. I think they went public in 2017. Not Ohio State. Where was he? Where was she from? He started at Ohio State.

Yeah, dude. Beat it. Beat it, fact checker. Rich, you're out of here. Yeah, seriously. His face, I don't want his face to get in my face. To do you're bothering me. So they've been together for a long time, bro.

Any other freaking corrections? Oh! I got to. Too close. Oh, the frustration. Wow, I got Camino so mad. He had to be beeped. Hey, you know what?

Hear what I really said on the podcast. If you want to know what I said next. I just listened back to the delay and it was, I don't know. This is all that one so-no talk has been building this up. It was due to that. It was bad to happen. Hey, you want to know what Kavino said next. Catch it on the podcast.

I do want to apologize because when you said Ohio State, I just saw all the staff boys. You just can't help yourself but pounce. And try to correct people all the time because you think you know everything. That's not true. It is true. You think of the greatest. Well, that is true. And then meanwhile, you're saying everything wrong.

Her mom called 911. It's like, my daughter's there at Burroughs House. What does she do? What does she do? Because she was frightened. Like, Mom, what do I do? She's like, all right, she calls 911. And then Olivia, the model, calls 911.

Someone's in Joe Burroughs house. What do I do? Meanwhile, this story becomes a big story outing. potentially outing, Joel Burroughs' relationship with this girl. So here are the question marks. Wasn't he engaged to his college girlfriend? And there were also rumors or stories of her dabbling for the other team.

And I'm not talking to Cowboys. I'm talking. With women. Yeah, with women. Oh, right? So wait a second. Are they together? And then the report came out where she was like an employee of his, potentially house sitting.

It's like, well, is that just part of the? like a cover-up or like what is that about? Well, because are they together? And if they are, who cares? It's just there's a lot going on here. That's all. Order them on victoria secret.com. Let me tell you. After watching subservience last night, no nannies

or house sitter should look like that. Not only are the ticket prices steep, but the rooms are out of control. You know, just to stay there to be part of this Vegas vibe is going to cost you a lot, which is why it's kind of cool that we get to bring you a lot of the fun next week. Not everybody can afford to be there, but we're going to do our best to paint that picture and bring a lot of the fun, the parties in the atmosphere, live from Vegas.

What I did notice. What I did notice, and if anyone is going there for work or business or as a fan, there's going to be so many parties. And this is interesting. Because of all the parties, they have the branded parties always like, even though Sports Illustrated is folded, this big SI party. They always have the direct TV, Rolling Stone, Maxim, like all the old. Old school brands that used to be magazines have big parties now. And the NFL has a big... The NFL, big party.

Sirius XM has some concerts going on. All these big events happen. And because of that, believe it or not, the regular entertainment in Vegas is sort of affordable. Like you two at the sphere. Carrot Top, here we come. Kelly Clarkson is doing her... Rich is going to the Reader's Digest Party. It's the only one he could afford.

No, I'm going to the TV Guide Happy Hour. It's the only one we could afford. guys. No, but I'm saying like Kelly Clarkson and intimate night with Kelly Clarkson or you two with the sphere or you're probably, you're probably right, like comedians and stuff like that is probably maybe your cheapest option because everyone else is trying to get into the parties. Yeah. Well, I saw Kelly Clarkson. I'm not saying Kelly Clarkson's every grown man's wish list, but I just happen to see are Kelly Clarkson's in Vegas. Under 100 bucks. Usually Kelly Clarkson tickets are what, two, three, four hundred dollars because everyone's like,

no, no, I'm going to parties. I'm surprised considering they're jacking up prices on everything. This is the weakest thing I've ever heard in my life. So I go there. Not my life, but top 10. I go there real quick for that one at bat, okay? Just that one at bat. And he's taken, I'm like, good eye, Jamesie.

Yeah. Uncle Steve's here just so you know. But I'm leaving in like five minutes. Football's on Sunday, buddy. So rude. Anyway. All right, good eye, James. Strike.

All right. good I hey hey that's not your way for your pitch jamesy boy steer right too all right hey don't worry about it hey why is he not swinging I don't know my sister's like strike three and not only was I there to see him like some of his friends were there and the friends parents were there to see him strikes out looking right and then my sister starts getting all like making excuses for him she's like he probably didn't swing because last week you know he was swinging at everything we told him you just can't swing at everything now he's not swinging my sister left to get a

pretzel and shame, right? And I'm like, don't worry, James you boy, get him next time. The dopey coach comes out. Dopey coach wearing crox comes out. And he's like, I just want to let you know, he's talking to my brother-in-law, my nephew's father. I told him not to swing because we wanted this kid who was dominating to surpass the pitch limit of 40 pitches. He goes, I was hoping that he walked or whatever, but I'm sorry. I told him I'd give him candy if he didn't swing. And I was like, whoa, hold on. He told an eight-year-old to take. I pulled my I put my headphone out and I was like I'm sorry I'm like I don't want to sound rude to this guy

I look to my brother-in-law I'm like Yeah like give me permission to jump in here Is this guy kidding me right now instead of encouraging your team to get hey this kid's good But let's get him come on make contact you're encouraging them to take pitches and then he strikes out You're telling you you're telling an eight-year-old to tell it analytics you're telling an eight-year-old to take pitches To push another eight year old out of the game because he was dominant They're eight they're learning. They're learning. They're learning. And what, Camino's right, what terrible precedent.

Imagine being a coach in sports or being a parent. You should be telling your kids, yeah, he may be a good pitcher. But buddy, you get in that box. You get up, you got this. And I was so rich. Nothing made me more confident as a little kid than when I knew it was some bigger kid and he was throwing heat or whatever. And I realized baseball is a great equalizer.

I can compete. And you make contact with that kid. You took the bat right out of this kid's hands. And I was there for what? So we nominate that guy as the Garbageo coach of the week. week. What's the name? You said his name was a fat dumpy guy with crocs? A good dumpy dopey coach. Dumpy dopey crock guy. Yeah. I mean, I can't believe how what they're teaching these kids. The fact that on top of it.

And then I thought maybe Rich I was like maybe too competitive, too aggressive to think that was wild. No, no, Monty. The crazy part is let's not over pass the door where the coach said, if you take pitches, I'll give you candy. No, that's the one that I didn't like. Yeah. What is that? Does that dude drive a big white van? And then he knew it was wrong because. you know what would happen. My brother-in-law would say, James, why didn't you swing any pitches? He'd be like, because the coach told me not to. I get a lolly.

So, yeah, he said he gave me. So he had to justify what had happened. Right. And I was like, ah, that's not cool, dude. You're telling him to not swing at any pitches. Did you say that to him? Yeah, I laughed at. And then I felt like I used that as a reason to leave.

Like, I'm disgusted. I've got to go. I've had enough. I've had enough. You know what? I got to get out of here. And I went home and watched football. I mean, if there was one positive, he did get Sour Patch kids.

Sorry. Let's go to Dave and Boise. What's up, David? First, I just want to say, love listening to you guys. It's like we're just talking to the boys. It's a great show. I love listening to it.

Hey, you guys. Appreciate it. Yeah. What's up? I'm listening. You guys always have something fun to talk about. I enjoy you. I'm the way home.

I have four kids. Always get home to stress and crying babies and stuff like that. Yeah, dude, I feel you. I got two little ones. I get home and the chaos begins. It's a countdown to bedtime every night, isn't it, Micah? Yeah, I'll sit in my car for a minute and just listen to you. I'm just hanging outside right now before I go in.

You give that smile, and I think that's what life is about. I think sports is galvanizing in a lot of ways. It's more than just sports. Can I get a beat? He said, jumped in the shower. It was boiling hot. So I stayed there an hour because I like it a lot. Jumped out, tried off, put on the Devin Cologne.

Then I called up Earl on the telephone. He told me about a jam that I could do later on. 10 Gs plus a limo for one strong song Nice Nicely done So bad, a little improv I was waiting for a spot to jump in like one of the fat boys Hey it's us to Jonas Brothers

And guess what? We have some big news What's the news, huge news? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas, we invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it We just contributed to a... We're the first people to do podcasts Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts

We're starting a trend But this one's extra special So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down?

Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, Jonas, and offered it up as a potential. title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.

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I wrote down on my page, I'm dumb. I think Mike wrote it before you left the studio. What am I dumb about? Just to troll you. What aren't you dumb about? Self-aware you've ever been. Yeah, if you guys want to hear how dumb rich could be, you should check out our Patreon. Every morning.

I can't believe that. Oh, you know what I discussed this morning with these guys? They didn't believe. I'm, no, I'm gonna bring, oh, please don't bring this up here. No, please don't bring this up here. I'm bringing this up everywhere until I get support. You're not gonna, bro. You're not gonna get you.

And by the way, just for the, I wasn't high or drunk. Please don't. I told my wife she doesn't know how to blow out a candle properly. Oh, boy. Are you really? She blew, she, I saw her like. By the way, his, his wife is over one year old, by the way, just so you know. Little kids know how to blow out a candle, rich.

Does she put her tongue on it? No, she blew out a candle as if she was blowing out 40 birthday candles like and I'm like you're gonna splash the wax you're gonna do embers from the wick I go you're gonna splash wax I told her I go you gotta go finesse like you like

finesse like What is that? Is this really like you're really gonna lean into this? I hated that you talked about it today You're gonna talk about it again? Brought this up on a national platform I can't believe you We get two hours you want to talk about this

I'll move on I'll move on Hey no hey it's the Kvino and Rich show If it's on your mind you get you want to talk about again? Can you imagine the draft prospects being asked that by teams, their interview? Oh, if I'm interviewing. Hey, Caleb Williams.

Caleb Williams, sit down for us thinking. Blow out this candle. With finesse. Drake, May. I want to know what you would do with this candle. It's going to be wind up to your breath, you know. You know, if Rich's wife wasn't the mother of his kids, it may have caused the breakup. Hey, Marvin Harrison, Jr.

Before we commit to, you know, making the move come Thursday night, blow out this candle. Oh, he's the guy. Oh, wow. Oh, with finesse. Finesse. You don't need to be a genius to blow out a candle the right way. Well, if you want to really learn how to blow out a candle and earn Rich Davis's praise and be accepted by Rich Davis,

check out our Patreon show. Yeah, we do a podcast every morning that gets dirty and raunchy, an unrated version of what we do here on Fox Sports Radio, less sports, more just nonsense. This kid is sideline to sideline, and he blows out. a candle finesse. You see his 40, dude? Finesse. This guy runs a 40,

and he knows that have bought a candle? We're live. I can't even believe you're saying this again. So, Mike, let's get right into it, man. Not many people could break the internet with their butt cheeks, but you did. How did it make you feel, man? Tell us about that moment.

That's not important. I've been that way my whole career. My butt's been showing on and took a picture of it. Hey, did you ever think well, maybe it's just better than ever? Because It seemed like the whole world was taken by it. Hey, man, I guess so. I don't know.

There's a new time of error. Mike, as we signed on here to see you, you lit up Tyson 2.0. Last time we saw you in Vegas, you handed me a bag of your mic bites, the edibles. Fantastic. I love them. Yeah. I got to tell you, I see Aaron Rogers doing ayahuasca. You were smoking toad venom.

You got Tyson 2.0. Tell us what we got to be trying. And what do you recommend for a guy that's over? open to this. Hey, I recommend you try everything. Yeah? Open your mind, though? You try everything, yeah.

What would you say you've learned from your experiences with Toad Venom and all your experiences? That death is beautiful and death is nothing to be afraid of. Is that why you're willing to leave it all in the ring? I don't know. I think that's just my personality. But what I learned from all of this medicine was not to be afraid of death. You know, that's kind of an interesting statement because a lot of us think about those things right before we're going to sleep, right? Yeah. Some deeper stuff. If you're not afraid of things like that, Mike, from your experiences, what do you think about before you go to bed? What sort of stuff runs to your mind?

Listen, I don't know. I think about always trying to be the best I could possibly be, the best me that I could be before I go to bed. Well, you're a great dad. We know that. You're a great family man. Congrats on your beautiful family. We saw your family on the Netflix special. We saw your daughter. is a great tennis player. We saw you there supporting your daughter. Is there any other sport Mike Tyson could have competed in besides boxing? I don't know. I would like to try tennis. Well, do you ever...

We're all between tennis fans over here. Are you any good? Have you tried or not? I don't think so, no. I try to hit the ball before it went so far in the air. Oh, man. Imagine Mike in the 80s wearing those little John McEnroe shorts. Oh, yeah.

It's like me playing baseball with a tennis racket. No, but you're such a disciplined guy, right? And you could be great at anything you put your mind to. You showed that in boxing. Do you think there's another sport you could have been a professional at if you dedicated yourself to that? Yeah, I have no idea about that. No, I haven't no idea.

Just boxing. We got to talk about the fight. Mike Tyson's here on the Kavino and Rich Show. What do you have to say to all the critics who say you held back on punches? There was a lot of viral clips. What do you have to say to the critics that brought that up? Oh, no. I don't remember the fight that much.

I'm kind of blanked out. a little. Did you watch it back or anything or no? I'm going to watch the fight. No, I have not. Okay, so there was a lot of casual fans. First, I want to thank you again

for bringing people together. It was like the 90s all over again. But then, of course, clips go viral. A lot of casual fans speculating. There's a few clips where, like, you're holding back a right-hand punch, in my opinion as a fan, to not be exposed so that you don't get hit.

Is that what was happening in that clip, or you don't even know? What was happening? I was just, listen, no, I remember? No. Coming back from the first round, and then the next day I remember Jacob doing some kind of,

I don't know, what was he doing at the evening? Oh, yeah. A little bow at the end, he bowed. And that's the last thing I remember. Dude, there was a lot of people online that said, that's when you should have hit him when he was bowing down like that. That's when he was going to hit me. That's why I was like, what's how long was he doing?

So it went that quick for you. Yeah. So we saw your great relationship with your daughter, like Kavino said on the Netflix special. And by the way, Mike, are you brushing your teeth more now or what? Working on it. I saw the great relationship you had as a dad and daughter. Was it cool for your family to see that the public rallied around you so much all these years later?

I feel like everyone I knew was just like, come on, let's go, Mike. You had the world behind you. Is that a cool feeling to know you still had it and your family to see that? I'm so happy. I am happy my family. But we don't normally go around and talk about me fighting this stuff. I say I'm a fight and then they say, you know, dad's, going to fight. Right. So that was like a different side of them, of you for your... This is like a party

for the, like going out, but normally say, yeah, Daddy's going to fight. It was a party for everybody, man. Rich and I were buddies in Miami, rooting you on. Now, there's been a lot of rumors since the fight. Are there any rumors you'd like to clear up or is there any truth to any of the rumors? Is there anything you want to share with the Fox Sports Radio Nation about what's next? It was a real fight. So what inspired you at 58 to do it finally? I don't know. Just, yeah, let's fight, Jake. You know, we were talking about it for years, let's do it.

Just for the fun of it, for the excitement of it. And to be part of history, man. I mean, and I'm sure Mike, the payday sort of helped out a little bit too, right? I mean, it was, no? No, no, that payday is not going to change my lifestyle at all. Well, I see, is that your house right there? How is you saying you're living in a beautiful? place.

Yes, I am. Looks like you live in large right now. Very fortunate. I'm very fortunate. Yes. Thank God. A lot of whack bar. Mike, of all the pop culture moments you brought us, you know, for guys that are in

our age range, the fight you delivered, Mike Tyson's punchout, the hangover. What are you most shocked by the people remember? Is it the cameo in the hangover? Is it the video game? Like, what do you shock that was as popular as it was with your legacy? Well, I think it's going to be. the ass now, but the Tyson butt cheeks.

I don't know. I don't know. You know, Mike, you should come out with an edible Tyson's butt cheeks right so that people can eat it. Oh, I like that one. You like that? Tyson's cheeks. Oh, sweet cheeks. Tyson's sweet cheeks. I can see

you now. You know what? Yeah, Rich will be the first to eat them. Rich probably wants to eat them right now. Rich loves him. The sweet cheeks. I can't believe I've been Mike Sweet Cheeks. And then the tagline is everybody's eating them. Oh, God. You got to get this guy for money.

I'm trying to get in on that, man. Mike, we'll see you in Vegas. Let's hang, man. Let's hang. Let's hang. Hey, guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe.

I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.

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