The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Hour 1 - Sneak Disses & Sweeney Soap

Episode Date: May 29, 2025

C&R bring the Thursday THUNDER! They give props to OKC & have interesting comments from Dak Prescott about his "development." Sneak diss or compliment? Sydney Sweeney brings out the desperate dudes! Plus, Knicks try to stay alive & 'OLD-SCHOOL WHEN 50 HITS!' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Let us go. It's a Thursday that feels like a Wednesday. Got to love the show. short work week and Thursday's the new Friday so the weekend begins right now so it's a Thursday that's a Friday but it feels like a Wednesday I know it's confusing but speaking of hope you had an Oklahoma City Thunder Thunder Thunder feel the Thunder they were thunder struck last night sorry to our Minnesota friends I was Sam late night hit us up with a really funny TikTok video where they put all the O KC Thunderheads

singing Thunderstruck the best is SGA's head on Angus Young's body because it's like this no smiling stoic picture of SGA. And then Angus Young is like doing this little like skip across from underneath. It's funny. It's really good. Social media wins all the time. Just making all the things we watch extra entertaining. So I hope you enjoyed the games.

A Thunder sort of night. 1 2494. Not the way the T. Wolves wanted to go out. But hope you had an SGA sort of night speaking up. of 34 points, seven rebounds, eight assists. He had that composure to at the end of the game. He looked convincing to me when he said, you know, there's still a lot of work to do. And it looks like they might be, I mean, all season they've been the team to beat,

but what, their first appearance is 2012. Congrats. The only way. On the Thunder, moving forward to the NBA finals. And then tonight, man. The only way. The only way someone beats the Thunder is if the Knicks win three in a row and have like some ridiculous momentum and, you know, the garden's popping.

But tonight, he got to win tonight. As I said earlier to you, we'll talk about it later, but just for the pure ability to have something to watch in the sports world Saturday night, we're rooting for the Knicks tonight. But on today's show, we're going to get to a bunch. How desperate are dudes for a piece of Sidney-Sweeney? So desperate. Guys are gross. Did you say Sidney-Sweeney or Sidney-Zweeney-Sweeney? No, Sydney-Sweeney.

Oh, Sydney-Sweeney. Monty, how desperate are guys? You know, guys, I literally almost came out and made sure you heard this story. That is so weird. There's a level. That is so, I almost came out and told you guys. But there's a story about how desperate guys are and has to do with Sidney Sweeney and her two prizes. I think Kevin Durant would buy that.

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uh deck phallem you Dakota oh not count dacula dacalicious now is it north Dakota or south dakota who knows there's a story about deck but I got a quick over under

around the room just to show you the people I'm gonna call him Dakota I'm gonna call him to- there's so many irresponsible people and I'm banking on the opposite tonight Monsey I'm curious what you think I meet with my all-star baseball team. I'm coaching, coach Rich, 12 kids.

Multiple times I reached out to the parents and said, hey, tonight you need the check for the league and a copy of your kids' birth certificate. Okay. 12 kids. How many of the 12 sets of parents follow directions? Let's just say it's impossible that you go 12 for 12. There's no way. There's no way. No way.

with parents. Multiple text messages, emails like parents. Please remember. I'm hoping you got four. Four. Oh, wow. I'm hoping you got four. You have low expectations, Monty.

I was thinking at least nine families got it right. It is all-star. So they care. Oh, it is the all-star. It's not, okay. Three families will forget something. Seven. Just above 50%.

You know, Big Mike, who runs his place? Who? Mike. He said, Draft King set the line at seven and a half parents. Okay. Over under. Your thoughts. Covino and Rich. Just, you know, coaching, living that dad life. But there's a story we got to start

with. I just figured I throw that out there because no matter what, work, business, family, you could tell everyone, even with your family, if you told your family, Covino, I need this by tomorrow at 9 p.m. One of your siblings wouldn't remember. No, absolutely. So I'm thinking 9, but this is the, as we established already, the Danny Amante effect, where Rich has to create a binder full of birth certificates proving that all his kids in this little league, this pony league, are of age because it's that serious nowadays as a result. Thanks. Danny Omonte.

All right. Dak Prescott's in the news and this story, we're going to play a game called sneak this or major compliment. I think it's so obvious what's going on here. Well, I think it could be looked at both. It's meant to be one way, but it's completely another. I don't think there was bad intentions here. But can we please start by saying that Dak Prescott, I'm sorry, Dakota Prescott,

began his career in his professional career in Dallas, 2016. Nine seasons ago. The year we lost Harambe. The year we lost Harambe. That's right. The anniversary was two days ago, right? Yes. So keep that in mind.

when you describe the story. There. Danny G. hit us up with this, and it's a real good hypothetical. According to Dove Clyman of the NFL, Brian Schottenheimer, new head coach of the Cowboys, said, quote, I think DAC is in the developmental phase.

And that sounds crazy for a guy who's played that much, but there are things we're tweaking with DAC. Keep in mind now, Dak is entering his 10th season in the National Football League. Is that a sneakness or is that the ultimate compliment? Developmental. More like mental. Yeah, right.

And for full context. SI has an article about this out today saying that they feel like people are running too wild with this because they said Schottenheimer was asked about backup quarterback Joe Milton and whether he was in the developmental phase. That led to Schottenheimer saying all of the quarterbacks can continue. continue to learn. And then he went into that Dak Prescott. You know, the context is important.

It is because you're like, man, why would he say that? You still wouldn't think you'd say this about one of the highest paid QBs in the world. That's the thing. He's one of the highest quarterbacks were entering his 10th season and you're going to say developmental stage.

I think Aaron Rogers is one of the highest quarterbacks. The same the same breath, you could say whatever it is you do for profession. You're always learning new tricks, or at least you should strive to be. I don't care if you're cutting hair. I actually admire our barbers. We both have barbers that take a lot of pride in... Hilbertus beefcake? Yeah. What do you think I was talking about? Sweeney Todd? In learning the newest styles and TK. or Ronde? And you know, you're not given the same haircuts you were

not the same flat top from 1992. You're not still giving out Howie Longs. You're not still giving out the Bosworths, you're always developmenting new skills and learning new things about the trade and same with broadcasting. There's always new philosophies, Rich. There's always new things that we're supposed to do or a new emphasis on something new. Cove, you always talk about

power pitchers in Major League Baseball later in their career, finding ways to be crafty, finding ways to use junk and reinventing. Pedro Martinez, notably one of these guys that said, listen, I'm not throwing 98 mile an hour fastball's movement by people.

So let me get a little crafty. Exactly. So I do understand that too. But, Dak Prescott developmental stage? I don't know about that. That, to me, is a term implied for someone starting off their career. Yeah, we all learn stuff all the time.

But are you in your developmental stage? We're still the newer guys here at Fox Sports. You've been broadcasting forever. Sneak this or major compliment. Let me give you both sides of this conversation. Where would the compliment be? All right. Sneak dis is, yo, this dude's the highest paid,

one of the highest paid, and he's been in the league 10 years. Development? That's like saying this guy has not brought it. The Cowboys haven't even made it to an NFC championship game. They stink. And that's the problem. And he's still developing. Oh, by the way, that's the diss.

That's another part of the story. It's not like he's on a new team. He's on the same team for 10 seasons. So that's the sneak dis. Here's where I think you could say, no, no, no, no. Major compliment. We have been doing our show for a long time. In fact, sometimes I hate to admit how long we've been doing it.

Well, we've been doing radio since we were 12. Many of you don't know that. And I've worked together since the early 2000s. We started doing radio, no joke, when we were out of college, him and I. If our boss is now, Scott and Don, my man, said, Kavino and Rich, those are our guys. They're still in the developmental phase. If I read that anywhere and it was meant to be a compliment, I'd still be like, huh?

I might interpret that as, wow, we're already doing big things. and they think there's more squeeze out of that lemon, that orange. There's more. You've got to really spin it to really hear that. I think maybe Schoenheimer is saying, like, yo, Dack, there's even more we could get out of him. Like, Monsey, you're in the developmental stage. Isn't there? I look at Moncy and say, Moncey, you have to.

A great update anchor. Rich has to totally reverse engineer that statement to have it make any sense where it would be complimentary. You kidding me? How about, man, he's getting better all the time. You can't say it that way? And every year he's better and better. You got to say like, and I still think we, or how about this? And I still think we haven't seen the best of them yet.

That would be the best way to say that. Yeah, I'm not good with words. I say dumb things to my wife, like, you look really hot for a mom. Like I do, I'm the king of saying dumb things. So maybe I should check out of this conversation. What's different? Man, Kavino and Rich, they're still in their developmental stage. Or we haven't even seen the best of them.

yet. You know, that means we've still got more juice to squeeze. There's still some tweaking we could do the show according to the bosses in Rich's scenario. Yeah, exactly. But there's always tweaking to be done if you care about your job. Again, 87799 on Fox.

Monzi, I didn't mean to cut you off, but... Oh, no, you're fine. That was such a backwards way to make that compliment. You made your point. Yeah, you made it real clear. I agreed with you 100%. It's like, I don't think it was meant to come off of. as bad as it sounded. But when you add the context of how long has he been around?

This is his tense. Yeah. So like, you know what? That, that you... I think this goes with just the theory of you could say things... The same thing, but the nice way and, you know, like... Right. And he probably wanted to not say it the nicest way for a reason.

You know what? The Mets were playing the Yankees a couple weeks back. And the Mets broadcasters were cracking up because Keith Hernandez didn't think he was insulting Paul Gullschmidt on the Yankees. He called him one of the standout elderly players in the league. He's 37 for contact. And Rod Darling and Gary Cohen like, Keith, what did you say? Goes, yeah, one of the elderly?

Elderly? Do you think Paul Gullschmidt wants to be known as one of the elderly players? Veteran. Veteran players. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's a nice way. You say veteran. Yeah.

Seasoned. Veteran. Some people just don't understand expressions either. That's the weird part. Seasoning. Rich does another podcast called Have Kids. They said, and his co-host called someone the late great somebody, and they're still alive. Oh, yeah, the late great.

Gary Cohen is it, the late great. When did he die? My pal Nicole, who I do that show with, she works at Sirius X-M. She never understood that phrase. She referenced the late great Michael Jordan. And I'm like, and I go, whoa, whoa, whoa. She goes, yeah, I go, you know that means dead. She goes, no, no, it just means they're like really awesome.

And, you know, they were great. What does she think the late part, now? I don't know. She didn't show up on time, I guess. I have no idea. Not punctual? So like I'm saying, people are stupid. That's really what that gets to.

And people don't know expressions and developmental stages. To me, that implies the guy's still, he's just starting out. We're all learning. It's his life. We all learn as we go and grow as we go. But he's been playing professional football for 10 years. Actual football, since he was picking his nose probably, just out of diapers. So this is not a new sport to him.

Developmental stages, that's what you imply to toddlers. In our world, Moncey, I don't know if you heard this on your come-up. Danny G., maybe you did. When you were like 20-ish, I don't think he meant it to be insulting. Like Moncey said, though. Yeah. Do you ever hear when someone references someone in our world of broadcasting, like, oh, they're green? Yes.

Like they don't have that lack of experience. They lack that experience. They're green and raw. You're raw. Yeah, you're wrong. I used to hate that phrase, but it made sense. when you were younger, there are kind and, you know, I guess you would say dopey

ways to say everything. And I usually say the dopey version. And that's what Schottenheimer I think did here as well. If I was Dak, put yourself in Dak's shoes. You've been in this industry for a long time. Whatever it is you do, Fox Sports Radio Nation. And your boss says, yeah, you know, he's in his developmental stages. You know, like, developmental

stages. No, the guy that started last month is in his developmental stage. Remember, Schottenheimer's a new head coach. He's been on the staff, obviously, but these mics that are in his face constantly right now, he's going to learn how to say things a little smoother. But then again, I do love how we are playing into, again,

things that are taken out of context. But that's the world of sports talk, radio, TV, everything. We are to really dissect. We're dissecting it, but based on the reaction the public has given the story, it's a viral thing. Like, did you hear what he said? He just dissed his quarterback. He did say what stood out to me was there's some tweaking.

that you know we're going to do and so I wondered I typed it into AI actually what could Dak Prescott improve on I'm curious you know I'm not some huge Cowboys fan I've watched Dak like you guys but I wondered what the internet says it says he could improve on his mental game accuracy and decision making footwork and consistency footwork it says he needs to improve his footwork so he can enhance his ability to navigate the pocket and make throws better on the move. So is the world making something of nothing? Yeah, because I think everybody could decipher

what he meant from that statement. But was it the best choice of words? Absolutely not. So therefore, I think he unintentionally sneak-dist Dak Prescott. No, no, no, sneak-diss would imply he meant it. So he unintentionally dissed Dak

Prescott. Unintentionally, because this is a veteran quarterback who's getting paid lots of money. Yeah. Imagine if he was developed how much money he'd make. Jeez. I mean, at what year in your career do you develop then? I mean, you only got so much of a shelf

life in the NFL. Well, your thoughts at Covino-Ritch and of course, 877-99 on Fox. Now, how are guys desperate? I mean, you can make a list. But there's one really... Go to your Instagram feed.

There's one really odd, desperate move and it has to do with Sidney Sweeney and it ties into sports believe it or not so we'll get to that coming up some NBA are the Knicks going to give us a little thing you know a little something to root for or is it all over tonight we'll get to some NBA and of course when 50 hits

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I'll say. Rich Davis, Spot, Danny G. Iowa Sam Monsey's here. Thank you guys for being here. And Rich is in an extra good mood. Ever since Todd Crisley was pardoned, Rich has been like floating around.

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Chrisleys and it bothers me so he keeps saying it. But you know who might be next? Donald Trump may pardon Joe Exotic. Oh, I can't wait. But then again, unless he murdered someone, didn't he give us enough joy during the worst COVID time that maybe Joe Exotic does deserve a little? I mean, maybe so.

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Moncie, did you watch Tiger King, Danny? I was Sam. Oh, yes. Thank you. You don't even have to really ask people that question. Yeah. I was doing puzzles with my girlfriend. But Kavino and I always bring up the point that our level of desperation in those early COVID

days, right now if there was a tiger documentary, there's like maybe a 20% chance you watched it. We were so locked into anything. Yeah. He benefited more than any human from COVID. Absolutely. Joe Exotic. What a weird guy, too.

Well, speaking of desperation, we got to tell you this Sydney-Sweeney story. We're live from the Fox Sports Radio Studio. For over 40 years, Tyraq has been helping customers find the right tires for how, what, and where they drive. Ship fast and free back by free road hazard protection with convenient installation options like mobile tire installation. TireRack.com. A tire buying should be. Tire rack. So, Sydney, Sweeney.

she's this generation's carver electric or tam anderson i mean every generation has their so-called hotties and you know stop it spot what would your dad say oh she's a regular who would it be for your dad pristine oh she's a regular pharaoh faucet oh yeah christie brinkley oh boy i remember as he's sweetie is today's rage i remember as a kid watching national ampun's vacation every time i watch that scene of her by the pool with Clark. I was like, is this the version where I get to see her naked and it never happened? In my mind, there was

a version I just never saw. Was that your first swing moment? Conflating it with fast times at Ridgeman High. I know. I know. I thought every I was confused. Sam's talking Phoebe Kate's. I thought every pool scene

ended with that, Sam. Phoebe Kate. Sydney Sweeney is the hot girl at the moment and good for her. And this story just shows you how dumb guys are. Like, I'm not proud of this. I feel like men in general. Do we want to establish first that not only are we radio tycoons

in the world of sports, but we're relationship experts? It says it on our business card. The more desperate you are. You made those on vista print. I know, but it still says it. Relationship experts. I mean, other than sports radio, Kavino and I have done a lot of relationship type.

Riches says life and little league coach. So, hey, take it from us. We know a few things. It says it right here on our car. And Chris Lee knows best officianta. Yes. That's what Richard says on the back. Hold on.

But the point is, the more desperate you are, the less chance you ever have of getting that woman. The moment you put her on a pedestal, it's over. It's over, brother. The minute you try to win a girl back and you look lame compared to the new guy, over. No chance. Stick a fork in it.

It's done. Trust us. The more you roll out the red carpet, the less respect she has. has, again, the more mature she is, the more she'll appreciate that. But for the most part, I'm painting in broad strokes. The more desperate you are, women smell that on you. You want proof? The moment you're in a relationship, there's a sense of confidence that you have, right?

That's when women start hitting you up. When you have nothing going on and you're desperate and you just want attention from, that women sniff that and they want no part of your desperation. You can't fake the funk. Confidence cannot be faked in any aspect. You're not. Dude, think of sports, too. Sam, are you taking notes, bro?

If you're slumping in dating or sports or anything, you can't fake confidence. A guy that's over his last 28 can't get in the batters box. Like, yeah, I'm going to rip one. No, you're not. So if you're doom and gloom and your heads down about relationships, you're fresh out of relationship, your heartbroken, women, smell that like the plague. They're like, that guy's a loser. Keep them away from me.

Yeah, you know what's not getting attention? Those 30 fire emojis you comment on her. story or her Instagram post. Yeah. All the likes. Every time you like that girl's post, she's like, yeah, he's a loser. It's so embarrassing when you see the list of guys in the comments. And they

misspell most of their message and just it's There's no way. No girl. She's going to love me now. Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. Fier. Winky face. No. No. Beautiful. Beautiful. No beautiful. Heart eyes.

We're going to hard eyes. All the ladies. No good looking woman is going to get with a guy that, no guy that treats himself like I'm a fan of her is ever going to get any booty. Anyway, ruined it. So we've established,

Sidney's the hot girl at a moment. This just shows how desperate, dumb guys are. We've heard of guys buying dumb things that have to do with women. In fact, we've talked about all these only fan subscriptions that guys pay for.

Like, guys are desperate hornballs. You have zero shot. If you're subscribing to her only fans page, well, support you. She knows you're dedicated. Like they sell certain things in jars Like aromas in jars I'll just leave it at that

Yeah yeah yeah People pay money for that There's vending machines It's vending machines It's selling underwear Well this is along those lines Get this As far as I know

This is a true story It's Moncee you saw it as well Oh yeah That soap company Dr. Squatch Dr. Squatch is my favorite You know only say it once Because they're not paying us

That's it They should pay us Yeah I mean Mike Tyson does ads for them Right? Immers yourself from the world of total moisture with Dr. Squash. Experience the sophistication of an intense natural clean. In delicate harmony with natural ingredients that infinitely moisturized, soften, and nourish your body and mind.

Moisturating. A world where your skin is supple and dry skin doesn't exist. Wow. We're giving Dr. Squatch too much love here. A little bit. No, we're giving Tyson his shine. Wait, is that our mic or is it the actual? That's actual Mike Tyson.

Oh, wow. He does these weird, like funny, campy commercial. Like, I love Dr. Squatch. Moisture, moisture. I mean, is that our bike or the actual? It's the actual mic. By the way, true story. He is also a spokesman and it's meant to be funny, but it's supposed to be a good product for men, Dr. Squatch.

I mean, who knows? I've never used it. I mean, I don't know either. I'm just telling you the story. So you know what they've done now? They've teamed up. with Sidney Sweeney. I'm more of a Lever 2000 kind of guy.

I'm more of a zest guy. Zest, good one. You're not fully clean spot. You're just zesty. You and Kat. Sydney Sweeney teaming up with Dr. Squatch and they're selling soap that contains bathwater used by

Sidney, which seems to me like the most desperate purchase of all times. Is this available now? Is it crazy that I was like, oh, I'd buy this for Sean as like a funny gift. I was like a gag gift. Yeah, it's like a funny gift. Like Gwyneth Paltrow selling candles that smell like her. This is going to be a white elephant gift this December.

Or just like give it to like any of my, you know, guy friends. It's a funny gift. She is hot. She's hot. So made from the bathwater of America's favorite hottie of 2025. That's a guaranteed way to never get her attention. I promise you that. Yeah, but I mean, how do we know it's actually made with the water?

We need a certificate of authenticity. The first, how many? Did it say a couple thousand, I think? Oh, really? And it said it comes with a certificate, yeah. What does she do? Like, take the water and send it to the company? She put it in jugs?

They should just trick people. They should just trick people. Why do I use that term? I know why. Yeah, is someone in charge of like having her bathe to verify the authenticity? They should trick people and just have LeBron dip his nasty toes in water and be like, That's not the same. This is the water.

I got where I made of my ass sweat. Oh, stop it. My tightens ass wet squatch. For my left fight. For my last fight with big ball. Sydney, Sweeney, bath water soap. 5,000 bars with a certificate.

Now, again, Monty's right, a funny novelty gift. And you know what? As far as novelty, that's funny. Kitchy and funny. Hey, and we're talking about it, right? So we took the bait. But you know what? It got me thinking along the lines of,

yeah there's going to be guys that are like turned on by that while at the same time creeps you mean if it's not done in a fun novelty way you're just a creep do you mean if a guy's like grabbing the bar soap and he's like you know the same guy that has the gwyneth paltrow candle that's what i said you know what we're talking about um i i wanted to tie this to that was just the i want to tie this that wasn't from her oh i don't know feel like there's something about this that feels very much like when people buy game worn stuff from athletes. Yeah, to me that's so weak. I agree with you.

There is a part of me that's like, I get. If it's a game worn jersey in a big moment, that's one thing. But there's people that buy game worn, like, shoes. I have a question. Danny G., you're a big Lakers fan, right? Biggest Lakers fan I know. If you are sitting courtside and after the game, LeBron James tosses you and your son, Coa,

his pair of socks. No way. No, bye. I don't want your socks. A grown man socks, dude. A game worn shoe, that's different. I have a shack shoe that was game worn. You ever smell it?

No. You're telling me you have a game worn shacks shoe and you didn't sniff it once? No. You only have one? Yeah, he handed me one. He sleeps in it. Yeah, you guys see my left ham hawk.

I don't even think I could fit my left leg in that shoe. But, you know, that's different because it's on a shelf with my sports collectibles. The only thing different about it is just that. But like a sweaty headband? How about something like a sweaty headband? That's better than a sock. I'd want no part of that.

I don't want that either. But people do because they're desperate. It's like nothing screams I'm just a measly fan more than that. And I don't get it. I'm just an unwashed commoner. Throw me your clothing. It's so bad. And Rich and I agree it's fact.

Think like a big fella. Like I'm thinking like I'm a Niners fan. Think of big Trent Williams, right? left, you know, left side protecting the QB. Big ass Trent Williams, pro ball. The guy's a beast. If he's like, yeah, here's my football pants. Here's my jockstrap.

Would you want his, would you want Trent Williams' stinky ass football pants? What if they framed them? What if he signed them? Would you be like, no, no, thanks? I mean, isn't the thought that increases the value? The more stank? The more steak. Anything always has more value.

There's no question about that. But certain things, I mean, there's a, there's a, there's a line. there, I think, of what you would actually really want. If you're a normal person, that's like their jersey. That's really, or the helmet or something like that, right? Any sort of undergarment, you're just desperate. Is there, and I say this respectfully, and I say this also probably certain that there is. Is there a market for creepos that want female athlete game worn stuff?

Without a doubt. Like, you think there's some dude out there that's like, I got an angel Reese game war. Absolutely. They're selling Sydney-Sweeney bathwater. Absolutely. You don't think that there's a market for that. All the creeps? There's probably guys in your street.

Guys probably in the studio that would do that. I mean, I wasn't going to call you up, but Camino has Steffie Graff, Game Warrant, Unddys, from 1989. No, that's not true. That was a rumor. So, guys, think about it. Don't be a creep. Is game, yeah, don't be a creep.

That's a reminder. Don't put anybody on a pedestal if you're in the market. and funny novelty gift but just shows how guys are dumb. But it makes us think of the game worn stuff too. Where's your line? Where's the line for the game worn value? It's a good question. As we go to our pal and yours, Moncei Balaños.

Moncee, what's doing besides the Phillies just can't lose? What is going on? Let me just tell you that the soap is going to be on sale, June 6th for $8. $8. That's a steel. That is a steal. If I could get it for all of you, you're all getting one. If we could order them, maybe we give away one.

on with our Swiggies. There we go. Guys, we got ideas here. Swicky and soapy. Yes. All right. Is it a show you, Swiggy? Show you.

We've got two winner go home situations today in sports. Nicks in the Eastern Conference finals as they host the Pacers game five later today at 8 Eastern. On the ice, it's winner go home for the stars. They host the Oilers in game five of the West final, also at 8 Eastern. A little 49ers news for you here, Mr. Rich over there. Wide receiver, Ricky Pearsall, has a hamstring injury. is probably not going to return until training camp.

That's fine, though. It's the off season. But, you know, hamstring injuries are not great. Cowboys defensive and Michael Parsons not participating in this week's OTAs. He's hoping to receive a long-term contract extension prior to the start of the 2025 season. Is he developmental still or no? He is still. Michael Parsons?

Philly's Edge of the Braves 5-4 in game one of their double header. Kyle Schwerber with home run number 19. And the Dodgers have acquired former all-star closer Alexis Diaz. Who's his brother? Edwin. Edwin. from the Reds. Back to you guys. Thank you, Moncie.

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Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But, This one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember.

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What we're going to do right here is go back. Back into time. Throwing it back for a Thursday. Old school when 50 hits. At 50 after, CNN give you the time capsule topic, and we reminisce together. Yeah. So today, the 29th. of May closing out May already.

This weekend is what? Uno de Junio. We got two more days left of May. Well, on this 29, a lot of celebrities' birthdays today. One of those celebrities being Latoya Jackson. Oh, I think you were going to say Paul Skeens turns 23, Mr. Libby Dunn. I'm sure.

I'm sure people would buy her bath soap, too. Oh, my goodness. Definitely. So, Latoya Jackson. I mean, I don't have a whole lot to say about her. Do you? Unless she kept her nipples to herself, unlike her sister. That's true. She didn't have his many hits, though, either.

She was the fifth of 10 children for Joe and Catherine Jackson. Good looking woman. Looked like all the other Jackson's turned 69. That just sucks. 69. Life. Am I right? Yeah.

69 today, but she's part of one of the most famous, families, maybe of our lifetime. I mean, not a family you'd want to be part of. Success, yes, but it seems like that was not a fun upbringing if you were a part of that Jackson family. I don't know. Blanket and Paris and all them doing pretty well today. I'm sure they're all well off, having fun.

You'd switch lives? A lot of talent. I wouldn't. I love the Covino family. But a lot of talent, a lot of success in the Jackson family. And it got us thinking when we were looking at the celebrity birthdays today. It could be in the world of sports It could be in the world of entertainment

Which celebrity family would you want to live with Not be a part of Just live with. Oh, Chunks family You're going to live with me now Yeah, that's a good one Number, number Well, actually it didn't make the board, Rich.

Sorry. You're the only guy, one person said it You're going to live with me now. You ever thought about that in Goonies? Like all of a sudden he's just going to live with Chunko? Yeah, it's really weird. That is weird. All right. We need a follow-up on that story. Maybe one day we'll get it.

So based on the Jackson's, right? Are you doing fictional families here? I think that makes it a little more fun, but opens it up a lot. Real families? I don't know. It could be either. All right, I'm going fictional then. I said sports entertainment. It doesn't have to be real. It could be fake. Why? Is there? I'm going to go. Is it the Drummins? He was rich. I'm not a, they only have the cool black kids. Yeah, he needed a little vaguely Asian-looking kid like me. I'm going to know. He'd be a little half-breed Mexican like me. I almost feel like Uncle Phil could let me live with him in Bel Air. Ah, I see.

The Banks family might be a fun family to live with. Yeah, that opens it up. So is there a family you'd love to live with? Make your childhood fantasy come true. Let us know based on the Jackson's. Family you'd want to live with. 87799 on Fox. Hey, if you have a great answer, we'll give you a prize.

How about that? Give you incentive to call. I mean, if you join the Tanner family, you had Uncle Joey doing Bowen impressions in the basement. There was nowhere to stay. It's a full house. And upstairs. Have mercy.

The hair. You got to hear Jesse and the Ripper. People were living in the attic, for God's sake. Jesse and the Rippers were practicing in the basement. It's all. Kimmy Gibbler next door. I mean, Richard would want to hang out with Kimmy Ghibler. How about fictional and real life?

Didn't Greg Brady date Marcia? Marsha, Marcia, Marsha. On the set? Yeah, there was some stories there for sure. Yeah, so there was a lot going on is what Danny's saying. Would you want to be part of that? Let us know. 87799 on Fox.

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