The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Hour 2 - Woody's Bogus Adventure!

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

Covino & Rich wrap up their freak injury phone calls! They talk Woody Johnson & his "bogus" self-awareness. 'SHAQ DIESEL TRIVIA' brings the heat & the Dodgers had some tears on the field, Rich shares his daughter's experience. Plus, Aaron Rodgers, Lindor's torpedo struggles & Harrison Ford on the subway!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Let's take two quick phone calls to wrap up freak injuries in life, in sports, whatever, because Freddie Freeman slipped and hurt himself in the shower, a little mishap. But I got my top three, or just three to end with. Who do we got? By the way, have you ever almost slipped in the shower and you catch yourself? No, and think like that could have been bad. Oh, yeah.

It's a weird feeling. It's kind of like falling asleep at the wheel, too. You're more careful afterwards for a few minutes at least. You're like, that's never going to happen again. If you've taken a road trip and God forbid you'd do for like one second, feel yourself like dozing and you, oh, this can't happen. Scary as hell. Let's go to Cameron, Cincinnati. Hey, Cameron, what's up?

Thank you. Oh, no. jumped up to spike it his nipple and half yes brutal I mean that's what you get I got nipples can you milk me Cameron did the

like was there a paramedic nearby for the athletic but God why would a guy have nipple rings why would a girl have nipple rings No one of picturing Sean Aston in 51st dates

when he would wear that mesh shirt Yeah yeah Every he was Drew Barrymore's brother Right Mm-hmm all right John and Reno wrap it up and then Camino's got his top three. What up, John?

Thanks for having me on. No problem. Real quick, when I was in seventh grade, we were playing pickup basketball in the playground with those old metal nets, if you remember those. Yeah, of course. So our particular hoop, the ball would get stuck every fourth or fifth shot. You know what I mean?

The net would hold it up. So I go gangbusters and jump up, knock the ball out of the net, come down with a hook, pour my finger wide open. Yeah, man, freak injuries. So we wish Freddie Freeman the best. But the ones that come to mind for me, I have one more personal one and then two that everybody can remember. Yeah.

I remember playing just tackle football, open field, tackle football. And I remember like catching some wind. Like, yeah, open field. Like I'm Jerry Rice. And all of a sudden, I get clotheslined by, you know those metal things that are connected to telephone poles sometimes? Those metal wires. You know those like stabilizing cords? Stabilizing.

You're lucky it didn't decapitate you. Dude, one took me out, totally clothesline me. My eyelid was like falling off my face. I had to run home. Mom! One of those bad boys. But I remember being totally injured by one of those things. Didn't see that one coming, right?

So that happened to me when I was a kid. And then two in the world of sports that come to mind, they're horrible. Kendris Morales, freak injury. Well, Kendri Morales was one that changed the way people. celebrate. That was the worst. That was the walk off. Was it a Grand Slam? I think it was. But he gets home, he jumps on home plate and bam,

he's out for the rest of the year. Horrible. Never the same after that. And another one that's really sad, but again, freak injury, Don Baylor dislocated, I believe, his femur, right? Dislocated and fractured his right femur while catching a ceremonial first

pitch from Vladi Guerrero. And if you guys remember, he ended up being sick at that time. So, even was even more sad as a result. Don Baylor, legend, if you watched that clip now, so sad to watch because he's sitting there catching the first pitch and his whole leg bends out in a way it's not supposed to bend. If you haven't seen, I'm sort of torn on whether or not I would suggest watching it

because it's sad. You know what I'm really, really sad? But again, freak injury. Let me on a light one then. You know how we talk about how optics, like sometimes a player gets injured and, yeah, they're golfing and you're like, what are they doing? I remember an injury where I'm like, what is this guy doing? Yohanna Cespitas was such a great Oakland A.

He was a great Met. But you remember Cesbittes would always have issues? Like he'd disappear. He'd have an odd injury. He'd be golfing when he was on the IL. He was so good and so bad at the same time. Cespitis. Cespedus.

I remember one of the reasons he was on the I.L. Once was that he was one of those guys in the offseason had a ranch. And he was, you know, one of those like old school guys. He has a ranch down and, you know, wherever he lives. apparently he was having a little squabble with a wild boar and he stepped in a hole and turned his leg and ankle and knee and everything. But the explanation was, yeah, he had an altercation with a wild boar. And I'm like, this guy's just trouble.

Farrell pigs, man. They're an issue in some states. How about Marty Cordova of the Orioles? Back in 2002, he fell asleep in a tanning bed. Oh, yeah, remember that. He was the former rookie of the year. he had a really bad sunburn to his face and doctors told him he had to stay out of the sun

and so he missed a bunch of games, day games of course. It wasn't an injury but do you remember when it happened to Arod like two years ago and he had to explain everybody that he's Dominican and fell he fell asleep in the sun. So stupid. Let me tell you. I think I speak on behalf of every grown man that ever used a tanning bed in their life.

And I'm talking a lot of East Coast people. He goes, hey, listen, in the 2000s I think a lot of people went tanning. Danny G. sunny skies of California growing up. But did people go tanning out here? They still did, but yeah, we could just lay out on Oxnard Shores. They had places. People had tanning bed like memberships.

Yeah, I went to a place of, tanning salon memberships. You used to go to Hawaiian tropics or what was it called? Those little goggles with the little eye. Hollywood tan. I went to a place in Brooklyn, Hollywood tan. Now we live out here. But I think every guy had the same dumb fantasy because it was always a hot girl. The hottest girls worked at tanning salons.

And I always had a fantasy because you'd be laying in there in the tanning bed naked. I always was in my mind was like, could I come in? Like, I waited for that every time. Never happened. I think every guy thought that. My buddy said it happened to him one time. He's lying.

Yeah, my buddy. Adam Glenn. Is there even enough room in those tanning beds to have another person? I would make room. I would make room. All right. Thank you for all the feedback. Thank you guys. Thanks for everything. And again, our best of Freddie Freeman. It seems like he's okay. If Roberts is calling it a little mishap,

it seems to be fine. It's just the fact that it was the same ankle that he injured last year. You know what's possible? Freddie Freeman's got little kids, and I might have been joking. He's got little ones, right? Yeah. Your kids ever take a bath and they leave like Mr. Bubble remnants on the bottom of the floor, almost like soap scummy?

And then you step in and you go, whoa! You got little kids that are doing bubble baths, that'll happen. Now, something I want to get to before we play Shaq Diesel trivia and get into all that. By the way, I saw Shaq getting coffee, man. It's tired and angry. Yeah. So, before we get to Shaq, I think, first of all, nothing funny than an old white guy using the word bogus. But Woody Johnson, who has one of the greatest names, let's be honest.

What's better, Jimmy Johnson or Woody Johnson? Woody Johnson's pretty great. Woody Johnson. You know they did the survey, of course. It's a buddy Johnson. Of... His name is the cool it. So they did the survey, facilities, how the teams treat the teams.

Remember the NFL report card? About a month ago or so. I only bring this up now because like a day ago, Woody Johnson said, He keeps saying it. He won't the tough thing it, butth, beaveth. He called the report bogus. And it's very like Bill and Ted. I know.

And then they go, well, Mr. Johnson, what part of this report... It's very spicoli. What part of this report don't you necessarily believe in? And his answer was the whole thing. So it just brings up... You know, sometimes people just have an inability to be self-aware of their flaws.

Listen, I know I'm a yappy-annoying guy. There's some people that don't know. I just don't think you know how yappy. Relax. Relax. Relax. Back me up. I don't think he knows. yesterday I said Rich can never donate his blood because it's full of natural cocaine

I don't know rich knows he's self-aware but I don't think he truly knows the impact or like how people look at him like what's not what's this guy all about he rich when they don't know you do like is this guy for real to tie it back to sports rich Jimmy Haslam admitted failure the big miss the big swing and miss with Deshawn Watson oh yeah and that was interesting like to be able to while the guy's on the roster, we talked about with that with Dan Byer yesterday and said, he's still on the roster, right? To say a current player on your team that you're paying

more than any other player on your team, except one, you're saying that guy was a swing and miss. So self-awareness in your moves is very important, not only in life, in relationships, in work, everything. And it's not even that. It's like you're not listening to the constructive criticism either. And by the way, the other day to point out, I know I'm yappy and annoying.

I was at the LA Kings game. You're like a grown man, Kimmy Gibler, kind of. That's the way I like that. That's a good one. No, by the way, speaking of Full House, no, this is not April Fool's. This is a great news. Dave Cooleyer, did you see he's cancer-free? I did see it.

Remember he had like a very grim prognosis? Yeah, yeah. Cut it out. Especially when you call me Steve Orino. Stop it. It really. What an H.E. double hockey sticks? Yeah.

Makes me feel like I'm talking to like a Kimmy Gibler with a mustache. So. I'm at the LA Kings game. And before we go to the game at Crypto, what's that, the sports bar, like Tom's? Yeah. Tom's watch bar. Tom's watch bar right across from the, you know, the arena. We're having tacos and a couple drinks and having some appetizers.

And I did catch myself saying, like, man, I am just nonstop. Because when anyone, when no one talks for a minute or even like 30 seconds, I'm like, what's next? Like, I'm doing a radio show in real life. You get anxious? You get all anxious? He hates silence. It's a great quality. It's a great quality for a co-host.

Yeah, I mean, I could have chose better. The guy who never shuts up, that's incredible. But I'll see grown men, like, all sitting there, and I'm like, no one, if no one says anything for 30 seconds, I'm like, yeah, you guys, what do you guys think about the torpedo bats, right? Sometimes you can just coexist with people. To me, I know I'm annoying, but bringing it back to Woody Johnson. I don't think you're aware of you. I am. No, I'm talking a spot.

Oh. Stop fighting. Stop. I think... Is it self-awareness or the ability to even take constructive criticism? Like, I'll be honest. You know, I think I'm very self-aware, but I'm not very good with constructive criticism. I don't want to hear it.

I'm like, says who? See, who? Says who? Says who? Says who? I don't care what you say? That's how I feel. You think you're perfect? See, you're deflecting. You think you're the light? Here? Ask everyone around here.

I made a simple comment about how he can't just exist. And he's turning it on me. I think instructive criticism. I hate you. is really tough. Like Danny G. I mean, you've worked in radio. It's a boss's job sometimes to tell you, like, when we talk music, say when we, because we all

did radio hosting as far as talking up songs, your boss's job sometimes is to tell you how to do it better. And I'd be like, they would have what they called air check sessions with us. And how many times in the back of my mind, I'd be thinking, well, if you knew how to do it so, wouldn't you be doing it? Oh, I've been. Right? So, like, constructive criticism is hard to swallow sometimes, even though.

it might be truthful. I've been in meetings with Kavino where I see him gritting his teeth and biting his tongue because someone's like criticizing something and he is right. And the truth is sometimes the what's the old expression about

not the best players were what is it about fool me once. Shame on you. Fool me once. Shame on shame on you. It fool me. We can't get fool again. That's the one I was looking for. But let's let's.

to title back to Woody Johnson and, of course, is it the general manager of the Cleveland Browns? The owner. The owner. Where you got two owners, one showing awareness that we made a big organizational mistake with DeShon Watson. And one owner in Woody Johnson that can't accept the fact that he's saying bogus, it's BS, it's a lie.

There's no way my players would vote anything bad about this organization. That to me is that, that to me is like terrible news if you're a New York jet or part of that organization that the owner can't accept like you know what maybe there is room for improvement maybe there is room for how we treat the families or maybe the facilities or the attitude around here when you just are like you complained about me it must be incorrect but i think it's it happens in life all the time how many times have you had a discussion with your wife or girlfriend about how you could be better and they tell you

what you could do and you go back to your old ways anyway. I didn't want to hear all that. No. I only wanted one thing. You can stop now. You're just like going through the motions. Like he didn't want to hear any of that. That's the truth.

Facts. Facts. So just keep that in mind in your life with your marriage, with your boss, with your friends. There's something about awareness. Now you can be aware and be like, oh, that sucks. I don't agree with it. I don't know. But to be Woody Johnson and say, I was graded in F.

30 second overall as far as owning. ownership and leadership. Yet he says it's bogus. Can't be true. The whole thing's bogus. That to me is just someone that is not self-aware of what's going on. And you can be rich and famous and be an owner, but it doesn't mean it doesn't mean you're connecting with people.

And if I'm in New York Jet team member personnel, that's sort of daunting to think that, wow, this guy thinks there's no room for improvement. Mm, weak sauce. And then he said, thanks for the gnarly review. Then he said, party on, do you? He didn't say that. And he said, be excellent to each other. Bougous.

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Okay, great start for everyone. Yeah. Except Raphael DeVries. All right, it's time. Shaq Diesel trivia, let's go. Whenever we say not to not. name drop. That means we're about to name drop. I'll name drop. Oh my goodness.

Not only our CNN friends with Tyson and Mahomes. Hey man. They're also buddies with the Big Aristotle. To shout! What's up? It's Big Shaq Diesel, aka Shaq Fu, aka Shack Daddy, aka the Big Aristotle. Guess what?

It's time knowing some CNN Prize. Time for some basketball trivia. Thank you. Basketball trivia. Uh, what he said. He was to break back boys. Now I'm breaking records for ever. We're doing. Shaq Diesel basketball trivia. All right.

FSR security walk in our broke Shaq Fu into the main studio. What up, fool. Shaq Fu. Happy Fool. Hey, Shaq. Shaq. Shaq. Shaq, did you see your pals Ernie and Chuck taking shots at each other?

Where'd those fools say? I was just making fun of, uh, he, did you see this Danny Jay? Whatever. His name's Ernie. Ernie got, you know, Charles Barkley did this whole thing. Like, I don't want to hear your opinion. You didn't play like I did. And then they were talking about cutting down.

that's in winning championships and Ernie goes, Hey, Shaq, Charles, do you have any thoughts on that? So everything going back and forth. They're fools. Hey, what's going on? Congrats, Jack. Your son just committed to play ball at Sacramento State. Nah, that was April Fool's joke.

By way of Florida A&M. Nope, that was a big joke. Big joke? Big joke. No, actually, he's playing with Mike Bibi, former Sacramento King Mike Bivie. And, yeah, formerly he was at Florida A&M now. He's with Sacramento State. proud proud shak dad very proud of secure

jack daddy all right let's meet the contestants 10 time winner rich davis right over there four time winner spotty boy big number five today i feel it 13 time winner dan byer and looking to win a cnr stainless steel swiggy is stephen in spokane wisconsin what up stephen what's up guys hey steve what's up man what do you do for a living there in spokane

I sell herbs for hips, knees, and shoulders. What is that? I'm sorry, what was that? He sells herbs for hips, knees, and shoulders. Yeah, artificial hips, knees, and shoulders. Oh, they said herbs, like medicine. No, I think he just called you a herb. He sells Tiger Ball.

He sells head, no, shoulders, knees, and toes. All right, and here are the rules for Shaq Diesel Trivia. The first contestant with two correct answers is the champion. If there's a tie, we have a tiebreaker question. Your name is your buzzer, but you do have to wait until all three possible answers are read. If there's two wrong ones in a row, we move on to the next question. Are you ready? Let's go.

Let's get it on. All right, April Fool's. Let's get this shack fool party started in 2015, 2016. In the season, how many wins did the Golden State Warriors finish with? A 73, B, 70, or C, 67. Steven. Stephen. A.

No. A, six. That's right. Oh, 73. Yeah. That's the season. They were 73 and nine. They broke, don't act like you know now, Mr. No at all.

No. I listen to the show. He does this all the time. No. I thought B was 73. You just can't stop talking to this guy. He just wants to be right all the time. No.

That's the season. They broke the Bulls record of 72 wins from 95, 96. Yep. And what happened to that team? All right, Stephen, you are halfway to a Swiggy. What happened to that team? We go to round two. All right, round two.

Shack Fu. What up, what country was my former teammate Rick Fox born in A, Canada, B, France, or C, the UK? Stephen. Oh, Stephen. Stephen snuck in there. B.

What's that? B. France. No. Dan. Byer for the steel. Canada. Yes.

He was born in Toronto. Boom. Byer on the board. So, Stephen. Rick Fox, very handsome man. Yeah. Steve. Very, very handsome.

I'm sure no one's ever told him that before. All right, we move to round three. Stephen and DB on the board. All right, round three. What was I once quoted saying about finances? A, money is meant to be spent on cars and boats. B, I party hard weekly. So I also make investments daily.

Or C. Save, save, save, put away a piece, every paycheck. Stephen. Stephen. B. C. Yes. Wow.

I've always said it. Save, save, save. Put away a piece. Every paycheck. Put a little piece away. Just like that, we are mailing out a shiny C&R stainless steel swiggy to Spokane, Wisconsin. Congrats, Stephen.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And shout out to Shakir again, who's playing in Sacramento State. There you go. Jack, have fun. All right. Are you going to visit him and go to some A's games?

I might. I doubt. But I doubt it. Later. Later fools. Shack, Thank, Shaq. Thank you.

Thank you. Bye, Shaq. You know, duck down right there. He almost set the door. Danny, I had a question for you being the big Dodgers fan in the studio. When the question was asked about the Golden State Warriors record,

we all remember 73 and 9 best record ever. They lost the NBA finals. Yeah. We all remember the best Major League Baseball record. Seattle Mariners. They lost in the playoffs first round. We know in the NFL the Tom Brady. Patriots, you know what, 18 and 0, then 18 to 1, they lost.

Are you nervous that the Dodgers are going to win 120 games and then, you know, take a dump in the playoffs? They will snap that curse. Every best team. I feel like their pitching is strong enough to snap any curse like that. They are pretty deep. And I got to ask you because you're a guy that watches every day, but you're also a, you know, relatively old school guy.

And you feel about your young pitcher crying? Yeah. I mean, I'm cool with emotions, man. I cry at stupid movies I watch with my wife, but on the ball field, this difference, right? If I watch a rom-com with my wife or say a commercial about an old guy, I'll cry. But guess where I'm not crying? On the field or something. For some reason, I feel like that's...

It's like sports baby mentality, but it also reminds you, A, how much people care, right? Yeah. B, he's in a foreign land just trying to do his best. And he's a kid. And, yeah, he's a young guy. He's a young man. So I do appreciate and respect the fact that I'll never know what it's like to be like alone in another country just trying to do my best, right? And then failing.

And again, they're really young, young men. It's just a reminder of how young they really are. And our generation, the way we were raised, it's so different. You know, there was nothing about mental health. And it was so much more macho. Kovina, I grew up in a similar family to years. We weren't allowed to cry. we always heard, I'll give you something to cry about.

Like, in no tears we're allowed to ever roll down our face, ever. You know, I was happy to hear my wife say something because a lot of times my wife and I, you know, disagree on the, I guess you would say, the level of tough or soft parenting. But my daughter's had a couple meltdowns on the ball field. And I heard my wife tell my daughter that, honey, those are sometimes emotions you tuck away till later. If you're home and you're in your bedroom and you want to let that out, that's one thing. but you don't want to be the kid that's crying on the softball field. If you make an error or you know, something goes wrong.

I think that's fair to say, you tuck those away. And you could always let your emotions out around mom and dad are at home. But when you're on the ball field, you know, that's not the place to do it. We've got to be tough. And when I heard my wife say that, turn me on. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with that.

And that's why. Then she got a belt out. I'll give you something to cry. You think your uncle cried at work when he chopped his finger off? No. He just wiped it off and went right back to work. Who's your uncle? Uncle Carl.

Uncle Carl. It's weird to see that, but it's a different generation of people. And again, he's far from home. You don't know what he's going through. So I give him that pass. But, you know, we don't subscribe to sports baby mentality here on the show. Yeah. But again.

But I'm not mad at it. No. I mean, when they're kids, though, I... It's just weird to see. I feel like there's a difference. Hurt? Kids could have a couple tears. I get it, right?

Tears of joy is always a beautiful thing, right? If you get drilled, like, who got drilled in the head the other day? The guy we just talked about. Oh, man. It was a 100 mile per hour fastball. Wasn't it Jonathan India or no? Am I wrong about that? Because remember we just referenced that his dad doesn't watch him.

He watches the Mets. He got drilled in the head, 100 mile an hour fastball. I could be wrong. Totally. Could be wrong. No, you're right. Yeah. When you get drilled like that, if you're a kid and you're a kid,

and you take some high heat to the neck or shoulders. I could see a kid get a little emotional for a second. But if you're a crybaby because you struck out or because you made an error, that kid, you remember that kid's name. You could be 30. You could be 30 years old. And you'd be like, oh, I remember the kid that cried in Little League. I don't want to embarrass him on Fox Sports Radio.

But I know that that kid's name is in my head right now. And I guarantee your Little League or Pony Ball kid is in your head right now too. Oh, yeah, a little Mikey. Hey, hey, I remember that. Cry baby. You never want to be labeled a cry baby. I was like, you know, there's a few labels you don't want as a kid. A tattletale.

I learned that. Cry baby. These are not good things. You know, your daughter, your wife's absolutely right. Your daughter has the right to be emotional and be upset. But you don't want to be a cry baby, right? So you do that at home. You said the tattle thing.

You know, I learned that lesson tough. I was a tattel tail. Snitches against stitches. I was a tattletail in first grade. and the kid, a kid and the teacher said, like, called me Rich the Snitch. Oh, see? And I remember my mom being like, that's not good, Richie. Are you can't?

And I remember because I remember like if the teacher was like, no one get up, you know, you know when the teacher would leave the classroom and they'd be like, no one move. You know, like, little Joey probably got up. And I'm like, Methalithar, Joey got up. Oh, Rich the Snitch. The Snitch. I learned quickly. You know, Stitches gets.

I got jumped at recess. Yeah, I got pegged with a handball in the head. So, hey, you're allowed to cry, and I get it with this kid, right? Japanese pitcher, thousands of miles away from home, two starts where it hasn't looked good so far. Pressure is high. They're playing with superstars. His entire country's watching. Right.

So, yeah, I get it. But, again, there's reasons to cry, right? Like sadness, tragedy, injury. For you, coffee commercials. in cartoons. Dude, I'm okay with that. Bluey episodes. But if you tell me you didn't watch that

bluey episode, the last one and cry. No, I have no heart. I might, but I've never seen it. All right, let's go to D.V. for an update. Dan Byer, he's a guy with emotions. What's up, David? Any of you guys wrestle? You ever get into wrestling?

Jello wrestling. Okay, all right. And Hulk Hogan. When you wrestle at a lot of levels as well, especially when there's tournaments going on, you wear a little ankle wrap that's red or green. So the referee has a red wristband on left arm and green on the right. And so you could say two points green, two points green, two points red.

I was winning a wrestling match in fourth grade and got reversed and pinned. And I cried, ran off the mat, went into the bathroom because there's like six other mats going on. They couldn't do the next match because I still had my ankle thing on my ankle. So not only did I know I was a crybaby, I held up the next match because I was. I was crying my guts out in the bathroom. Man, little Danny Beyer. Yes, got pinned. Oh, little Danny Beyer.

Oh, I feel bad for you, Dan Byer. Now that he said that. Well, it was off of my Medford Open Championship just a week earlier. So, you know, there were expectations. Finn. Yeah. When that point on, there went to scholarship. There, all down here on.

He was Dan Cryer. Yes, there was. Cavino. Thank God you didn't go to high school with him. I hate. Seriously. All right. The NFL has decided to table.

of the decision on the tush push. Because people are crying about that. NFL reports say that 16 teams are against the tush push and think it should be banned. But that's not enough to get it removed. They need 24. They're going to talk about it more at the NFL meetings

coming up in May. There are some new rules to bring about. Touchback's going to be moved out to the 35 yard line on kickoffs. Regular season overtime will now have both teams getting the football, but still within a 10-minute session. And the line to gain measurements, will be made by Hawkeye Technology and not the chains that you see on the sidelines.

This has been in the works over the last year or so. The chains will still remain at games. It can be used as a backup option. Multiple reports say the NFL will hold three games on Christmas Day next season. Netflix will air two games on Thursday, December 25th with Amazon airing the nightcap. Steelers owner Art Runei the second admitted there are signs Aaron Rogers will be joining their team and is willing to give Rogers more time if the quarterback wants it to make a decision. Maryland hired Buzz Williams away from Texas A&M.

He leaves the late the Aggies after six seasons to become the Terrapins, new men's basketball coach. And Pistin's center, Isaiah Stewart, suspended two games for his role in the brawl with the Timberwolves on Sunday. Four other players, Ron Holland and Marcus Sasser of the Pistons, and Nas Reid and Dante DeVincenzo of the Timberwolves got one game bands. Guys, back to you. Thank you, Dan Byer. Have a great night.

April Fools and Joy. Now, coming up. I'm going to toggle MBA as we get closer to the playoffs. And like you said, Aaron Rogers, is it, do we just assume it's going to happen? We're just waiting for Aaron Rogers to wake up one day, be like, okay, today's the day. Everything's in place. He's, I'm with Danny J. now it's like the word torpedo. I'm sick of it.

Like Aaron Rogers, I don't want to. The word. Yeah, the one wild card, Rich, is that the Vikings coach is still kind of like, you know, there's still a chance. And so when I'm watching, I think it was. Last night I watched Sports Center and they were like, Vikings or Steelers. And I'm like, how about just don't report on it until it happens. I think the Metcalf practice was a good sign of things to come for him. Rich, do you do things just for fun at this stage of your career or do you do things for reason?

And because you're getting paid and things like that. Aaron Rogers is just playing a game of catch. Feeling it out. He's feeling it out. Test in the waters. But there's more to it. I think because he sees that's where it's heading. I think that's what that's what that tells us.

Well, when is the NFL draft? But what, three weeks from this Thursday, right? The 24th. So three weeks until we hit that level of the NFL fun off season. So we'll see what happens. Listen, we got more. Kavino and Rich next right here on Fox Sports Radio. Hang tight.

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Just make us one of your presets. Save Kavino and Rich. And bam, there you go. Now, you brought up my boy, because he is. Francisco. Yeah. Lindor. First say congratulations.

He's a dad, new dad. He's already a great dad, and he's added a beautiful child to the mix of his already beautiful growing family. He ever seen him with his daughters by the dugout? That'll make you cry. I got to ask. There's got to be something to it, right? where whether or not he was on the Indians, now the Guardians, when he was on the Indians and the Mets,

Francisco Lindor, every year, like clockwork, is God-awful in end of March, April, beginning of May, and then something clicks. And then he becomes an MVP type of guy. But it's unexplainable. Like every year he goes back to spring training, same routine. I'm guessing tries to mix it up. But without fail, Lindor, Indians or Mets,

MVP type of guy always stinks to start the year. And then by September, you're like, MVP, MVP. Do you think it's just some guys just can't get in their zone? Raphael Devere's style? How do you explain that? I don't know. If it was one year, it's one thing, right? But if it's year after year, it's like we joke about the Bengals in football where the Bengals are playing catch up.

I feel like the last five years, four of the last five years. And then there's Tyler O'Neill who has homered six kids. consecutive opening days. Did you see that? And then this guy like Aaron Judge, who could get cold for three weeks and his numbers would still be fine. Yeah, it's weird. I don't know, man. Some people just get off to a bad star, take a longer

time to warm up. Everybody's different. And the Mets have lucked out, believe me. Even you mentioned Raphael Devers. He's going to be just fine. He's not historically known to do that always like Lindor, but these guys should bounce back. Yeah. It's just wild. I know it's 162 games, and we've joked about how sometimes an ace

will start out 0 and 2 with a 6th yard. And you're like, don't worry. They'll still win 18 games. And they do. But it's just wild to see Lindor. He's batting zero. Still. He's over season.

He's over season. I mean, your boy, Pete Alonzo broke out of it just yesterday with a grand slam. That was his first hit of the season. So, I mean, it could be just like that. And all of a sudden, it clicks and you turn around. You just hope it doesn't take that long. I got you. I am like in the Mets new Roe Junie's.

with the New York script. Here's my question. Speaking to New York, not my Mets, not your Yankees, not torpedo bats, not the Knicks, not the Nets,

not the Giants, or Woody Johnson and the Jets. Did you see this viral video of Harrison Ford just taking the subway around New York City? I did. And the sentiment was like,

it's not every day you see someone that famous. Yeah, but I said a lot. I love the sentiment that no one's bothering him, but I got to ask you, would you say,

say hi to them or did you say hi to Harrison Ford or would you just let him go about his day? No. On the subway, I would say hi to him and they'd take his wallet. Would you give him a little head nod? I would say, I would say, Dr. Jones, we meet again. Get off my plane. Dr. Jones, my friend, we meet again.

A real New Yorker knows not to bother anyone on the subway. It doesn't matter who they are, you don't bother them. Dr. Jones. Oh. The mayor used to ride the train. There's always celebrity. Random celebrity sightings in New York because everyone flies under the radar. A real New Yorker.

You know what I would say to him? Nice try, loudshay. A real New Yorker would look at him, say, hey, Harrison, how are you doing? And then leave him along. I would say, okay dokey, hold on to your potatoes. He's getting up there in years, like 20 years ago. I would say, you know what I would say to him? Kalima.

Kalima. Kalima. You betrayed Shiva. That's what I'm saying. I would say, homdum shavai, home dump shavai, Homom shi, homoom chivalry. Oh, yeah. On the way to Delhi, you must stop at Pencapp Palace.

That's what I would say to him. No, you would think of something, you would sit there. I'm not even joking. We are going to die. You would think of something like, I'm going to be so crafty. And you would be dismissed because he's Harrison Ford. He's heard it all. He's heard it all before.

That's the truth. Say hello. He's 80 years old. Say hi. Well, yeah, you could say hi. But like 20 years ago, leave him alone. If you were trying to be crafty or if you even went there with your heart on your sleeve and be like, dude, you've inspired me more than you'll ever know. You know what he's going to say?

Like, I know, kid. And he's going to, you know. I love you. I know. I know. He's heard it all. He's Harrison Ford. There's no harm.

He's as cool as the other side of a pillow. There's no harm. We've talked to celebrities about this. They'll never hate when you do a quick, big fan of what you do. Have a good day. That's just don't make a scene. That's all. All right.

Well, have a great one. Hopefully you bump it to Harrison Ford on the side. What would you say? Do you don't think about that? Arriban Derey, baby. See you in the Primeland. Go yanks. Hey guys, it's us.

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