The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Hour 3 - Thoughts USC and college football
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Bruce Feldman, writer of the athletic, college football, Fox Sports.
So let me restate my opinion, is that college football has been in transition,
hyper-speed transition for about 18 months.
Before that, it was in mild transition.
And as I look at a team like USC,
that will now play on a regular basis at Penn State, in Ann Arbor, Columbus,
while maintaining a game with the UCLA rivalry game,
in Eugene, in Seattle, at Camp Randall.
Forget LSU off the schedule.
Do I have to, with a stronger conference, more Bruer Road games,
a 12-team playoff, a tougher conference championship,
I'm kicking Notre Dame off the schedule.
I heard you say that when I was getting Mike Duhl.
and I was like literally that is blasphemous.
It is honestly insane that you said.
First of all, they're not getting all those teams every year.
They're getting a rotation of some of those teams, okay?
So you only have to go to Columbus every other year.
Look, but also now there's a playoff, a 12-team playoff.
You can go 9-3 and make the playoff, right?
The idea that you would lose Notre Dame, like, by the way,
is Kishon come in here every day?
Because, like, I feel like he will punch you in the face.
And everybody go, oh, why is Colin got a broken jaw?
Well, because he said something just preposterous.
So you think it's preposterous?
I think that is.
Like, if you really wanted to protect, let's try to get undefeated or do whatever,
you should have just joined the Mountain West.
Yeah, but USC is a huge brand.
Well, it won't be if you keep running off all the good teams.
I ran off the beavers and the cougars.
I'm fine.
But I inherited the nitty lions, the Buckeyes, Michigan.
And then I got Oregon Washington.
But you're not getting all those teams.
You're getting like one.
Like look who the schedule is.
Look at this.
I'm going to give you, because I like weather.
I love weather.
Okay.
USC plays in warm weather.
I just added Ohio weather, Michigan, Nebraska.
You added football weather.
And I got stuck having to take Washington and Oregon weather.
So I'm thinking to myself, do I need Notre Dame in November where it's nine degrees in South Bend?
at some point I don't take care of me.
I can have a schedule.
You can take care of you all you want.
You're not taking care of the USC football fans now.
Fans.
Do you think they're not going to show up to the Wisconsin game at the Rose Bowl?
No, I think they will be there.
But I think this is a program that prided itself
on not playing any FCS or non-power school.
What do they get them?
Alabama's out here schedule in roast beef tech.
and winning natties.
What did it get USC for being altruistic and thinking macro?
That's not what hurt USC.
USC.
USC hurt USC.
It's not that.
Pete Carroll was doing fine when they were playing those schools and saying, hey, we're not playing.
We're not playing UC Davis.
Good luck trying to find a Pete Carroll.
Those guys are hard to find.
I don't disagree with you on that.
I have a belief in life.
Duck the best opponents.
It's almost a rule for me.
So why not go to the Mountain West then?
Well, because my brand's too big and I want to make money.
Your brand won't stay that big if you keep ducking everybody.
I'm not ducking everybody.
I'm now basically here's what happened.
I have a beautiful, beautiful business.
Yes, you do.
And Microsoft and Intel and Meta and Facebook and they're the same thing.
And they all moved into my neighborhood.
And it's like, okay, now the temperature changes.
I'm going to get rid of one of these alliances.
At some point, the idea that I, because by the way, USC's now being punished because they have a national rivalry with Notre Dame.
How are they being punished, though?
Because if you get rid of the game, Bruce Feldman's out there going, oh, why don't you just join the Mountain West?
And USC's saying it's not our fault that we have a legitimate top 10 program as a rival.
It would be one thing if Ohio State had Clemson as a rival or Michigan every year.
Michigan used to have Notre Dame.
What do they do in that game?
you're Florida, like just use the side.
If you're Florida, you go, we can't play Florida State because now all of a sudden the
SEC has gotten so good.
I think they should punt on that.
Man.
I love college football.
But at some point, Florida, Florida, I want to win the addies.
If you love college football, you want to keep that game because that is one of the most
historic rivalries.
And if you punt on all of it, you know, like you're getting, because like I said, you're not
getting the schedule that
Rutgers played
the last few years in
the Big Ten East. You're not getting
every year. You're not getting Penn State,
Ohio State, and Michigan on top.
You're not getting it every year.
But I could see, I think
it's one thing, let's say LSU,
I think your Florida example is a great one.
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So Florida State's been hot and cold, Bobby Bowden, now they got the right coach.
But at some point, if I look at my schedule, I'm like, oh, I got to play Texas, Oklahoma, and Georgia and LSU.
I don't want to play Florida State.
Well, why am I getting punished for this?
No, I mean, this is nothing against Notre Dame.
But people have moved out of the Notre Dame game before.
USC hasn't.
But it's not just like I'm defending them.
I'm saying if you look at how good the Big Ten is now, it's really.
one thing for the SEC to just take Texas
and Oklahoma.
Well, Oregon is as good or better than Oklahoma
now. Washington is
good. Washington in their history
when they get the right coach is an elite
program with Don James, Peterson,
Rick New Heissel. They were a top 10
team. Kalin DeBore.
I don't know. I'm just,
I'm not anti-history,
but I'm not paralyzed by it.
How about we play them every third year?
We. We.
You're not going to be a lot.
out in the club when you say, yeah, because basically what that reads like is,
we're ducking you, we're ducking Notre Dame.
Well, so what? I'd rather, you know what? You know who Michigan played out of conference
this year? Bowling Green and UNLV and a coastal Carolina or something. And they want a
natty. It wouldn't a natty if they played LSU and George out of conference.
But you can, if you can, if you get into the playoff, again, you could be a 10 and 2 team.
Maybe you'll be a number six seed. You can, I mean.
Can't if I played Notre Dame in week nine and got four of my play.
players hurt.
Yeah.
Hey, listen to
here, Sark has an opinion.
So I'm a believer in,
instead of being paralyzed by my
former rivalries,
how about create new ones?
Listen to Sark here.
I know there was so much talk
about realignment,
and I know
realignment looks different
for every school.
But for us,
we gained two rivals back,
right?
We're playing Arkansas again,
which is great for Texas
long.
Horn and Longhorn Nation, we get A&M back.
And so you're talking about the game of A&M, your time of house is divided.
You're talking about decades of tremendous games and Thanksgiving weekend.
And so to get that game back, I know we're looking forward to it.
I know I'm sure A&M is too.
So I believe in 10 years or sooner, Michigan, USC, Oregon, Ohio State, they play this year
and Eugene, will be bigger than all their current rivalries, that Oregon, Ohio State
Every other year in Eugene or three years out of seven.
Will be bigger than the Michigan game?
No.
That's the biggest game in college football.
But that Oregon's second, Oregon's biggest rivalry will be a Big Ten team, not a Pac-12 team.
And that USC's biggest rival, because I think NIL really punishes UCLA,
USC's biggest rival will end up being the Buckeyes or the Wolverines.
That's the one that networks will fight over.
It won't be the civil wars or the Apple Cops.
the new rivalries, Washington, Michigan, and they've played before in Roe Bulls,
that for the next 10 years will be Washington's biggest rival.
I think it'll depend on how good the coaching staff is at that place, right?
Because, you know, Jetfish did an amazing job at Arizona.
They were horrible before he got there.
Last year, they won 10 games.
It was amazing tournament in a row.
Yeah, and look, he's got a rebuild now because I think they have like two starters back from that team
that played for the national title game at UW.
But if he gets Washington,
built back up. Now you have two schools in the Pacific Northwest that fight over recruits,
that have a lot of history, that don't like each other. And if they're on the rotation,
the hard part is, I don't know how the Big Ten is going to do scheduling where if you're,
let's say, right now I think the two most talented teams in the Big Ten are Oregon and Ohio State.
I agree. I agree. So they probably will see, they have a good chance of seeing each other at the
end of the year in the Big Ten title game. But if they're not on the schedule regularly,
I think it's harder to do that where it's a rivalry game.
Now, right now, I don't know the direction of where, you know, UCLA got the worst draw of anybody in the schedule.
By far.
I mean, it's brutal.
Brutal.
And they have some NIL issues and talent.
Big NIL shows, right?
And so we'll see what UCLA is going to look like eight years from now.
It's possible that UCLA and USC is not going to be that.
I can't get over that you punted on Notre Dame, but we're going to take that out of the mix for a minute.
Do you know how many girls punted on me?
I just rebounded.
My life is a series of being punted.
I'm going to leave that alone for now.
I'm going to leave that alone.
But I think that the part about what Sark's making is these things are great for Texas right now.
Especially the way they jumped into the timing is perfect because the guy that they probably would have hated.
He got fired for a fortune at A&M.
So now they're in kind of a turnover mode.
You got Saban out of there.
Sark came close to play away from playing for the national title game.
Yeah, no, I think Texas and Ohio State will play for the Natty.
George is going to be really good as well.
I think everybody kind of feels those are the three best teams.
Let me say this.
How about this?
This sounds weird to say, and I have pushed back on this narrative,
I think Ohio State got a big break, Harbaugh, leaving.
Because I think Jim is a next-level coach.
Huge break.
Huge break.
They controlled the last three years of that series.
Those second halves became Michigan running the ball downhill.
And I thought Ohio State lost a little bit of their identity.
They became such a great receiving school that they got not softer,
but they lost a little bit of their offensive identity from what they should be in the Midwest,
which is here we come downhill, wheelbarrel, tailback, and pro lineman.
Is there any heat?
So Harbaugh's out, and that feels like good news for the Buckeyes.
but you know how Buckeye Nation is.
One loss is one too many.
Where are you on Ryan Day, his support going ahead for Ohio State?
I hate to say it like this, but I feel like it is national championship or bust for them.
You know, people forget they came within a field gold of probably winning the national title.
Georgia game.
Yeah.
I mean, they were up by double digits.
They were the better team in that game.
You know, Stroud played great.
Stroud played like what he's doing in the NFL.
And then Marvin Harrison Jr.
gets knocked out of the game.
Or they win.
Or they win.
They miss a field goal.
They would have beaten TCU.
I think we would all agree on that.
Yeah, they were the better team against Georgia.
And he would have had a national title,
but he would have been coming off of, you know,
I don't know if that would have changed,
if there's pressure off them,
and they would have beat Michigan last year.
It was a close game.
I think he's a terrific coach.
I think he is, his record is fantastic.
You know, he has lost the one game that matters most.
not the game, the only game that matters, obviously.
I mean, look, for as successful as Urban was, Urban had
games where he would stub his toe.
I mean, they got drilled by Purdue, they got drilled by Iowa.
Like Ryan Day isn't having those games.
That's right. Right.
He's losing to the right people. Harbaugh's loaded Michigan team, Georgia,
and maybe a Clemson. You're losing to the right people.
Yeah, and I think with this, and it's interesting fit now,
you talked about like, because they have produced an elite group of
receivers and they've had
really good passing games.
And they're the one offense in the Big Ten that
has been very dynamic.
Right? I think now, you know, he brings
Chip Kelly back with him. They know
each other well. Chip Kelly's always run
the heck out of the football. I think he's worth
a win. I think he's worth a win in a big game.
I also think he is a pressure release
valve for him because nobody knows
Ryan Day better than he does.
And I think with all this stuff
kind of swarming around him, I think
a lot of things broke well for Ohio
state. I think Harbaugh leaving definitely breaks well because Harbaugh, like him or not,
he gave them such an identity of physical toughness. No question. And I'm not saying that
Sharon Moore can't keep that, but it's going to be harder to sustain it. He's rebuilding both
lines. Yeah, and you lost all these great leaders inside the locker room. So it's a hard. And then
Ohio State, because of the way they lost, it seems like they have, you know, their NIL people
have really responded. Yeah. You know, they got chaos.
Caleb Downs, who is arguably the best defensive player in the country, leaves Alabama,
had a phenomenal freshman year.
I think he will make a huge difference for them.
And, you know, they've continued to recruit well.
To me, I think it's them and Georgia, you know, for the national title.
And we'll see how, you know, like how the season plays out.
But I think they're right there.
And I think this is a great chance for Ryan Day to prove a lot of people wrong.
Okay.
Sometimes I get a little emotional.
and when you're emotional, you don't see clearly.
And I sort of, you're smirking.
I bought into the Dion Sanders, Colorado train.
I bought into it.
I thought it was fun.
It was different.
You're all talking past tense now, though.
It feels a little wobbly to me.
Shudor Sanders.
It's like, bro, you want to be a number one pick.
Stop talking.
Don't take shots at people.
Don't do that.
That's a total turnoff.
You know, players coming out, shots.
Colorado feels wobbly, or is it?
Where am I?
Did I overreach the first time?
Now I'm overreacting.
Maybe that.
It's that, right?
Look, they went from one win, and last year they get to four wins.
They were competitive at a bunch of games.
They probably could have gotten to six.
They were playing what felt like a seven-on-seven team.
They were not good in the lines at all, but it was Shador and some good skill talent.
And then, you know, they kind of fell apart as the year went on.
I think they will be much better this year because I think he has upgraded the
offense line.
They couldn't be any really worse on the offensive line.
You can't rebuild an entire program in one-off season.
Especially after the spring, right?
A lot of those guys came in post-spring.
Shador didn't, but a lot of the guys in the trenches did.
And so I'm looking at now they're obviously in a different league.
Their win total for Vegas is five and a half.
And I was like, oh, I think this team can win eight games.
But then you start looking at the schedule.
there's a lot of games where they feel like they're toss-up games.
I do think Shador is a legit first-round kind of quarterback.
So do I.
I think he throws accurately, moving left, right, pocket.
He's really tough, yeah.
Yeah, no, there's a lot to like about him.
I mean, you look at what he, you know, again, you look at what he did against USC.
You know, USC didn't have a very good defense.
But I think you see some things in there that are encouraging, and he's got good skill
talent.
You know, they just got to protect him better.
I think to me, if anything better than getting to a bowl eligible, which is only six wins, I think is a win for him.
A lot of people I talk to feel like this is, you know, if he gets to a bowl, then does he look to, you know, what can he get out of there?
Meaning like, what's the next job for him?
You know, does Jerry Jones try to hire him with the Cowboys if things don't go well there?
Does, you know, I don't know, Arkansas.
I know the AD loved Dion and Arkansas's coach could be on the line.
hot seat. Is that a job he would leave
CU for to go in the middle of the SEC? I have
no idea any of the other things.
But I think, you know, I think he's done a lot
more right than wrong there.
But when they have put themselves in such
a fish bowl, everything is a public
moment. And I think some of the comments you're talking about
was Shador, especially, you know, with one
of the players who left, it was like
does that feel like it's
beneath him to kind of wait
into that. Yes. Yeah. You know.
All right. One more thing.
I want a bold prediction.
I want you, I'm not asking for Notre Dame USC to disband the relationship.
That's a bridge too far.
But I want a shocker in the Big Ten that we're going to look up in week nine and go,
we had no idea this team was this good or this bad.
Give me a Big Ten shocker.
It could be a newcomer.
The little wild card for me, and I don't want to go that far on the road.
Like I think Wisconsin will be much better this year and year two.
but I would say keep an eye on Nebraska.
You know, like Matt Ruhle struggles in his first places
and then he gets it going.
Dylan Rayola is super talented freshman quarterback.
He's a legacy kid.
And when I say kid, he does not look like any, you know,
he looks like a girl man.
That was like the five-star quarterback.
Yes, was committed to Georgia,
was committed to Ohio State,
ends up kind of going home where he has family ties at Nebraska.
Very talented.
The other thing that's big for them is, you know,
Texas last year, people couldn't run on them very well,
They had two great defensive tackles.
Nebraska actually has two of the, you know, potentially the best, you know,
interior defensive tackle combination in the country.
I mean, they have two studs in the middle of the defense.
They're going to want to be physical.
I don't think they have a ton of firepower, but I think they'll be much better.
They had a bunch of games that go close.
I feel like they're a team that has a chance to sneak into the top 25 at least.
I want you to sleep on that USC Notre Dame suggestion.
Just sleep.
And you wake up and we live around all these USC people who are going to be so disgusted with you
Listen disgusted half of my audience is disgusted with me
On the good days but the USC people felt like you were one of them now they feel like I am I am you're not and sometimes dad has to tell the kids
We got new rules in the house you know how bad it's going to be from outliner if if this happened he's around Brady Quinn all the time right
And then all of a sudden it's going to be yeah, we're
we back down.
Those guys should probably talk a little less
than listen to Uncle Colin a little more.
That is my suggestion.
Because Leinert gets out there, starts talking.
Maddie, I just want everybody to sleep on this
in USC territory.
Because you go ahead and tell me I'm crazy.
And then you're going to be 8-0
and you just beat Ohio State in three years.
And you've got to go to South Bend.
And you have a natural letdown and you lose 10 to 7.
And then you'll come crying.
And I'll say, nope, not interested.
I'll close the door on your face.
But it's not a 14-playoff.
It is a 12-team playoff.
You have some margin for error.
I don't want to play another team that can get me all banged up.
It's not just another team.
It's the game you can't, it's the game you cannot, you know, back out of.
I have literally told cousins you're not welcome for Thanksgiving.
I can't back out of a football game.
You're different.
You're not, you know, like.
Whatever.
All right, Feldman.
It's great seeing you.
Good to see you.
I'm glad that you came.
A lot of times it's hard.
get you out of your little bubble.
It's nice that we got you inside the building.
And you have to see Mulva Hill. Do you have a scheduled appointment or something important?
No.
When Dave calls, I show up.
All right.
When Dave calls, I block.
So that's good.
We're different there too.
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Yep, that's me.
Clever Taylor the 4th.
You might have seen the skisks.
It's, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media.
Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined.
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Hey, this is Robert from the Stuff to Blow Your Mind podcast. Joe and I are both lifelong Star Wars.
fan so we're celebrating May the 4th with a brand new week of fun, thought-provoking Star Wars-related
episodes. Join us as we tackle science and culture topics from a galaxy far, far away, such as the
biology of taun tons and wampas on the ice planet hot, or the practicality and corporate business
sense of the Sith rule of two. Listen to stuff to bowl your mind on the Iheart radio app, Apple
podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you remember when Diana Ross double-tap little Kim's
boobs at the VMAs?
Or when Kanye said that George Bush didn't like black people.
I know what you're thinking.
What the hell does George Bush got to do a little Kim?
Well, you can find out on the Look Back at it podcast.
I'm Sam J.
And I'm Alex English.
Each episode, we picket here, unpack what went down, and try to make sense of how
we survived it.
Including a recent episode with Mark Lamont Hill waxing all about crack in the 80s.
To be clear, 84 is big to me, not just because of crack.
I'm doubly talking about crack on day, but yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Literally.
But just so you all know.
I mean, at this point,
this is the second episode
where we've discussed,
correct.
So I'm starting to see
there's a through line.
We also have AIDS
on the table right now.
Thank you for finishing that sentence.
I don't think there's a more important year
for black people.
Really?
Yeah.
For me, it's one of the most important years
for black people in American history.
Listen to look back at it
on the IHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jim Paxon, Bruce Feldman.
I told you, Jay Mack.
taking no prisoners today. We went all in.
Strong takes.
I guarantee you that Kishon and Matt Linerd,
they're going to get all worked up about this.
I'm suggesting that it should be considered
of eventually moving off USC Notre Dame.
Yeah, listen, this is your domain.
I will cede to your expertise here,
but my phone has nothing from Linerd so far.
And he does watch and text.
He was texting us about a quarter,
quarterback last week, but I haven't heard anything yet, so he's clearly not that upset.
J-Mack with the news.
No, no, no, no.
Turn on the news.
This is the herd line news.
It's short of Miami Dolphins who have made the playoffs back-to-back seasons under Mike McDaniel.
Tyreek Hill, by the way, wide receiver thriving.
They got knocked out in the first round both times.
Heading into the season, running back Rahim Mostert says finishing the season strong will be the focus this year.
One of our biggest cryptonice has always been that first round, but that's going to be harped on this year.
And, you know, people are going to say all these different types of things, but we can't make excuses.
We've got to go out here and finish the season and finish strong, you know, the same way we started and just go out here and handle business.
And everybody has to be on the same age.
We have to be as one, right?
And that's all it takes.
You know, nothing bigger, nothing smaller.
Just go out there and stay healthy and finish.
By the way, it's almost as if the dolphins, a playoff team, have regressed.
You keep forgetting them in your jets to the playoffs Super Bowl arguments.
Miami, another interesting draft won't fall apart physically.
Best offensive coach in division.
Only offensive coach in the division.
Second best quarterback in the division.
I haven't seen Aaron play any year, so I don't know.
All right.
Now the cons, of course, they're going to.
top heavy.
Can't handle the cold weather.
And oh, by the way, can we call up the schedule?
You know, just to run it back from last week.
By the way, climate change, all games will be in 75 degrees in two years.
No, Green Bay will not be 75 in late November.
And then they close the season versus the Niners at home.
That's a loss.
They have to go to Houston the week before.
And then at Cleveland, which will be bone-shilling temperatures.
And then at New York, January 5th.
Those are, you could end the season with four straight losses, maybe five if they get swept on my job.
They are so lucky.
They are so lucky.
They get the bills on the road when it'll be like 50 degrees.
They don't have to play the bills after Thanksgiving.
That's a huge break.
Okay, wonderful.
They're still going to be underdogs.
Well, maybe they won't be underdogs in that one.
But Jacksonville Buffalo is, what is that?
101, 0 and 2?
That's not 2 and 0.
That's for sure.
I see Ws everywhere.
What?
Seriously?
Are you joking around?
I mean, listen, look at the quarterbacks.
Early buy.
They get Will Levis and Gino Smith.
Wait, wait, why are you skipping Trevor Lawrence and Josh Allen?
They were on your do not call list.
But I mean, they have a four-week stretch where they get Gino Smith, Will Levis, maybe Drake May in a buy,
and into very young but talented Anthony Richardson.
That's five pretty good weeks.
That's five weeks to pick up dubs.
A trip to Seattle after the Bills game.
I don't know.
You got to go to your Rams?
How many West Coast trips do they have?
At Seattle.
at you know that American Airlines flight
at Rams.
Miami to L.A. takes
four hours, five.
They go down there, swoop around.
It's a quick flight.
Get a nice sandwich, glass of wine,
watching Netflix show, boom, you land.
That flight's not that big of a deal.
Yeah, after getting beat up by the Buffalo Bills,
it's a hell of a trip.
I don't know.
I see eight or nine wins.
I'm out on the playoffs on this team.
Yeah, not really feeling Miami.
Next up,
Oh, Will Levis, your guy, the Gun Show,
entering year two with the Titans.
This is a tough team to handicap.
I'm going to ask you to be careful here.
Remember, they got a new head coach.
They have, I love their receiving court.
Well, former Bengals O.C. Brian Callahan, if you remember in Cincinnati,
they would be a lot of three wide receiver sets.
They're opening it up for Burrow.
Well, is he going to do that in Tennessee?
It's going to be interesting.
They used to be Derek Henry led, two tight ends, Derek Henry, 30 carries, blah, blah, blah.
They're not going to look that way this year.
So Callahan gave Levis a lot of.
praise during his interview saying he can be really, really good as in a top end starting
quarterback. Levis is looking forward to showing teams that pass on him. They made a mistake.
Colin, there's a world where the Titans surprised some people. And all of a sudden are eight, nine,
and in a wild card hunt. Listen, it's, you go, they're just really interesting. I, I'm interested.
There's parts of Will Levis I like, and there's parts that really don't work for me. And the people
that watched him in college were like, be careful, his judgment's weird, that big strong arm,
that ego, he throws the ball where he shouldn't, and then you watch him and you're like, yeah,
that's what I saw.
I've said before, there's a little bit of Jay Cutler here, where I see like armed talent,
smart kid, obviously, not sure I love him running my franchise, but there's no question there's
talent.
But with Vrable, they were defensive-minded, hey, we're going to control the clock and Derek Henry
and win with defense.
different franchise.
They're going to look totally different.
Anybody who judges them,
based on the last few years,
I think you're doing it wrong.
You've got to wipe the slate clean with this team.
They're dangerous.
We'll see what happens.
Final story to the NBA.
Oh, boy, listen to this rumor.
Pat Riley, remember at the season-ending press conference,
said that the team doesn't need to extend Jimmy Butler for another year,
and they need someone who's going to be there every single night.
Some people took it as a shot at Butler.
This has led to a report that the Sixers would not only well-
Welcome Jimmy Butler back, Colin.
But they would offer him a max extension if they're able to land him via trade.
They have a max slot to go with Embed and Maxi.
So yesterday, Paul George, today Jimmy Butler.
That feels very explosive to me.
Embed's injuries, Butler's temperament.
I like Butler in Miami.
I think he fits Miami.
Their best team with Philly with Embed was with Butler when they lost on a Kauai
prayer that bounced in.
I remember that.
I like Butler a lot.
He just feels like he fits Miami.
He is the heat culture.
It kind of feels like he fits.
Yeah, he was looking for a two-year $113 million extension from the heat that works out to just a shade under 60 mil a year.
But a max extension from the Sixers?
Like, why would you jump at that?
Because I don't want to restart my career.
I'm finally happy.
No state tax.
Living on the beach, aqua water in the winter league.
I'd stay in Miami.
What do you have against Filthy Delphia?
I'm just kidding
I'm just kidding
Listen I lived outside Philly
That was one of the Nicky
If you're giving me in a winter league of choice
I would take Miami
The ownership
The GM
The coach
Where are you more likely to win
Which Jimmy Butler has been
Miami wins all the time
Miami wins all the time
I'd stay in Miami
That's the
Let me tell you something
When Dee Wade went to Chicago
Remember that for about an hour
And went yeah I was
I'm going to go back to the aqua water
My wife doesn't love Miami
I like it
She thinks it's a little too...
She just likes Chicago.
It's a little too nightclub for her.
The night night's a little too much for kids.
I'm like, not too much for daddy.
Let's go.
Miami's probably top five city in America.
Certainly above Chicago.
You go there.
They don't eat dinner till like 9.45.
There are places in the Midwest.
There is nothing to do after 10 in the morning.
But you go to Miami.
They don't even go to dinner until 9.40.
The food's crazy.
You get all, it's international.
It's amazing.
Oh, yeah.
Miami's a great city.
Listen, it's the only place in the country.
I don't take my dockers.
I stay up late in Miami.
I make things happen in Miami.
Okay.
Daddy, let you go a little in Miami.
You know I had my bachelor party there, right?
How old were you?
How old was I?
Yeah.
Old enough.
How old were you?
I don't remember.
But you weren't earrings at that time?
No, I did not have.
Did your wife make you get rid of them?
Pretty much.
Did she?
Yeah.
I could just, she's no BS.
You're not wearing earrings around her.
Can you have earrings around when you have kids?
Well, I think a lot of artists do.
Am I an artist now?
A starving artist.
I need that new contract.
God.
Are you done?
I am.
Jay Mack with the news.
Well, that's the news.
And thanks for stopping by.
The Herd Lie News.
I remember when I used to work at the other place,
And I remember talking about this subject all the time.
And people push back, except agents would call me.
And they'd be like, dude, you're right on the money.
And I would say, why would I go to New York?
Weather stinks.
Don't love the owner.
City taxes.
And the print media had no concept of taxes.
You know who does?
Rich people.
And they're agents.
Now, Los Angeles overcomes that because the weather's great and the NBA is a winter league.
and so LA's got really moderate winter temperatures.
But for years and years, people in the media just when I would say that, like, yeah, what are the taxes?
Now, you can make it up in Los Angeles because the economy is so strong in California, strongest American economy.
And it's also, it's an entertainment mecca, right?
But like the Jimmy Butler thing, I've been saying this forever.
I get Pat Riley as a GM, I get Spolster as a head coach, I get Mickey Erison as an
owner and I wake up looking at blue water
with no state tax. If you
get drafted by Miami, get your
act together and never get traded.
That's as good as you can do in the NBA.
Seriously, if you gave me
a list of where I can be drafted, Miami's
number one. Lakers may have the bigger brand,
but the taxes, the congestion,
Miami is as good as you can be drafted in the
NBA. I get a good owner,
a legendary GM, a legendary
coach, unbelievable
because you're going to be single. Most
these NBA guys come in from 19 to
28, you're single.
It's international if I want to go
to France during the All-Star
break. Boom. I mean, listen,
Tyree Kill clearly loves it down there.
If you followed his off-court.
But that's not a winter league.
Well, the argument is
Miami's a great place to visit,
parachute in for a weekend, a week.
But living there can be a little
difficult because there's so
many ways to get in trouble down there.
All the fun places in America,
there are ways to get into trouble.
If you don't want that, move to Ames, Iowa.
Have you been to Ames, Iowa?
No plans.
No.
Nothing against Iowa.
I've been to Iowa.
But unlike when people say, when I've heard parents say that,
well, you can get in a lot of trouble here.
Can you get in trouble in Ames, Iowa?
Get a parking ticket for staying in the,
going to Applebee's and forgetting where you park.
A parking ticket, wow.
Okay.
No, I just think, I mean, if you want to hide,
I mean, you can't raise your kids in L.A.
Yeah, you can.
A lot of people have.
Well, I don't know that you can raise your kids in New York City.
Yes, you can.
I don't know, man.
A lot of brilliant kids have come from New York City.
Well, clearly, obviously.
But just talking about something.
It comes down to parenting.
If you're a good parent, you know, you don't, you know, you have to be a little more careful,
heading a swivel a little bit, but that's life.
You walk outside the building and there's like a homeless guy urinating right there,
and your kids are like, what's going to?
You know what?
That's life experience.
Your kids know there's a, not everything's all.
prep school. Okay, great. And is it safe? I don't know, and I love New York. I want my kids to know
that, you know, you can stare at farm country. Occasionally here, you'll have a little bit of
something you have to overcome. I'm okay with that. What about when they sneak out at night with
their buddies to go get that? You know what? Let me tell you something. Yeah. They're doing
bong hits in Minnesota too. They are. Did you ever sneak out of the house as a kid?
Did I ever was? Sneak out of the house? I ran away from home like eight times.
Constantly. I might as well had a picket sign. I was protesting
parenting my entire life.
Thank God they left the door up. I got grounded
for a summer one time.
For entire summer?
It started out as a little fire. It got big
fast. Entire summer.
I didn't protest that one. I thought I was lucky
to not. Damn. Yeah. Wow.
Yeah. I was a piece of work.
Still am.
Another podcast from some
SNL late night comedy guy. Not
quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel
and friends. Me and hilarious
guests from Bob Odenkirk to
David Letterman help make you funnier.
This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer, Streeter Seidel, help an
a cappella band with their between songs banter.
Where does your group perform?
We do some retirement homes.
Those people are starving for banter.
Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal, but encouraged.
It's the enhanced games.
Some call it grotesque.
Others say it's unleashing human potential.
Either way, the podcast's Superhuman documented it all,
embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year.
Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds.
I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth.
Listen to Superhuman on the I-Hard Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, this is Robert from the Stuff to Blow Your Mind podcast.
Joe and I are both lifelong Star Wars fan,
so we're celebrating May the 4th with a brand,
new week of fun, thought-provoking Star Wars-related episodes.
Join us as we tackle science and culture topics from a galaxy far, far away,
such as the biology of tauntons and wampas on the ice planet hot,
or the practicality and corporate business sense of the Sith Rule of Two.
Listen to stuff to blow your mind on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
On the Look Back at it podcast.
1979, that was a big moment for me.
84's big to me.
I'm Sam J.
And I'm Alex English.
Each episode, we pick a year, unpack what went down,
and try to make sense of how we survived it
with our friends, fellow comedians, and favorite authors.
Like Mark Lamont Hill on the 80s.
Before it was a wild year.
It was a wild year.
I don't think there's a more important year for black people.
Listen to look back at it on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
This is an IHeart podcast.
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