The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Jenkins and Jonez - Both the Pacers and Rudy Gobert Have Some Explaining To Do

Episode Date: January 9, 2023

The guys discuss the embarrassing prize from the Pacers for hitting a half-court shot, Rudy Gobert being extremely unthreatening, Snoop Dogg still dunking, Eastbay shutting down, and more. #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to Jenkins and Jones on the Volume Podcast Network. It is Monday, January 9th. And as always, we're coming to you live first on, the Amazon AMP app at 7 a.m. West Coast, 10 a.m. East Coast every Monday and Thursday. Or if you're not catching us live, we're in all of the other podcast feeds after we're done with the live record. Thanks for listening wherever you are. As always, Jenkins and Jones hosted by my compadres. Dragonfly Jones, aka Tyler. Hey, everybody. How's it again?

Jetro Jenkins, aka John. Was that Bubbers? I'm Gartie B. aka Mike. Motherfucking Mike. And... Mother fucking Mike. And... Mother fucking Mike.

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Again, enter your email and the code J and J. That's J-A-N-D-J for $20 off. Download game time today, last minute tickets, lowest price, guaranteed. You know, fellas, every now and then a... We're sitting here in the batters box, right? We're looking for our pitch. And every now and then, a little news item occurs. It just feels like it was specifically written for us. And if ever there was such a news story, it was a young man hitting a layup,

a free throw, three-pointer, and a half-court shot. in Indianapolis, Indiana at a Pacer's game, and for his troubles receiving 500 smackaroos, not $5,000 bucks, not 50,000 shriquillas, 500 smackaroos. I'm astounded. This is the cheapest shit I've ever heard in my life. That is the brokest, boyish shit I've ever heard ever, dog.

He did all of that. to win what. But I mean, like we said, bro, I don't know. How much is rent in Indiana? You know what I mean? And like, that might be three, four months worth of rent right there in Indianapolis, nigga. You know what I'm saying?

So I don't know. It depends. You know what I'm saying? But Jesus Christ, I couldn't imagine a worse, like a worse prize for doing all that shit. You know what I mean? The pay's it should be ashamed of them damn sales. You are a fucking multivillion dollar NBA.

franchise and this dude pulled off some very close to impossible shit like the half court shot he was that was a one doneer bro the first motherfucker he heaved up from half court winning he did a layup free throw the top of the key three pointer and then a motherfucking half court shot he gets $500 you can't even get a PS5 for that dog like with shipping and a ham and all that shit you cannot even get a two-year-old console for that the baser should be ashamed of them goddamn selves. People always defend that city. They talk about their fucking tenderloin sandwiches and how they invented

strip cocktail. Well, I need that same energy from those people to hold your franchise accountable for doing that man this dirty. That was fucked up. And we shouldn't stand for it. You didn't let John stand for talking down on your city. Now I need y'all to step up to their plate

and handle this shit as Indianapolisians or whatever the fuck. Indianapolis standies. Yeah. Y'all had my black ass on Fox News because I ain't want that damn pork sandwich. And this nigga giving out $500 making a mockery of your entire fucking state, nigga.

$500 for all of that shit. Remember when the month ago, make a three and get a million? Do you remember in the days? $100,000 if you make a three. You give him out, that nigga did all of that. We only have $500, nigga. You what I'm saying? That's when they were so mad about the All-Star game.

Broke-ass niggas. You know what I'm saying? Y'all needed that bread. Now I see why I have me on fucks-thews because I want to eat a weak-ass pork tinderloin sandwich In a motherfucker negative 20 degree weather, motherfucker You think they paid him in 20s to make it take longer than two seconds To hand him his money

Bro They probably paid him in a big check $500, nigga Bro shit Your state income tax check might have been better than that motherfucker You know what I'm saying? Tax return.

Come on, man. Crazy. We've all heard from Indianapolis dinians as Indianapolis. Indianapolisers. Indianannians? Indianapolis. Indianapolis.

We've all heard from the Indian animals. And I know for damn sure y'all think y'all live in a real city, the Los Angeles Lakers would give you $75,000 for making a half-court shot. This may have made a free throw, a three-pointer, and a half-course shot. Literally didn't get enough money to fucking buy. I still can't believe this shit, bro. Bro, it's just so ridiculous. I think, honestly, I haven't just seen that in Indianapolis either.

I've seen, like, college students make a half-court shot, and they just get their books paid for. You know what I'm saying? Which is worth more than $500. Like, a book is $200. But it's like, when do we start disrespecting the half-court shot? You know what I'm saying? That used to be worth.

Big bucks a made half court shot at a game at half time. Inflation's a motherfucker in the half court shotgun apparently. $500? $500. Nigger. Come on, gee. All right. In sunnier news, let's talk about, first of all,

um, we were obviously sending all of our love and good thoughts and positive energy and prayers to DeMar Hamlin. So happy to see the news that he woke up, has maintained full neurological, um, you know, function. Just unbelievable.

I mean, literally, everyone was sitting here hoping it happened. It's great news. Couldn't be happier about it. We do have to talk about his doctor. First of all, there's nothing crazier than football do's. He woke up, and he obviously didn't understand everything that happened, but he woke up, but they said within like five seconds of waking up, one of the first things he asked, before he had the tube out, he wrote down, did we win?

That's crazy. That's wild as that Jesus Very few people are built like that man And they all in the fucking league Well that's why Not many people build like that That's why whenever there's

You know they talk about fighting in the NBA That's why Charles Barkley always says You know don't compare yourself to a football dude ever The football dudes are different They are different They show up every Sunday to fight Instead of a fist they're throwing their bodies At motherfuckers man it's crazy

But we do need to to talk about. Demar Hamlin, man, he woke up from a, you know, potentially, from clearly a life-threatening experience. He wanted to know the score of the game, man. He wanted to know of his boys won, and his doctor responded by saying, yes, Damar,

you won at the game of life. Deed. Yeah, deed. You won the lay, give me life, bro. Like, nigger. Doc. Bro, he, how long he'd be more, had he been

waiting on that fucking moment, dog? How long? had he been waiting on that fucking moment. All his life. From the first time he turned on Gray's Anatomy, bro. Bro. The first time,

from the pilot of Grace Anatomy back in 2007 or whatever, he knew he was going to let that cordy shit fly one day in the emergency room, dog. Somebody on Twitter said, white people want their life to be a movie so bad. Bro, nigger, we didn't need it. That was his moment, not your mom.

moment. You know what I'm saying? It was it was the most unsurious thing said during a very serious situation. Like I can honestly say I am proud of the way that this was handled by and large. Like whenever someone said something out of line they got their ass ate up.

You know, there was a firm sentiment that you know, this shit is bigger than football. And for this motherfucker to just come out and say you won Damar. You won the game of life. This air butt ass shit, though? Like please take that shit back to A.B. see family

for the Sunday night matinee. We would have booed that in the movie theater. Like, nigger. Like, what the fuck, dog?

We didn't need it, dog. Jesus Christ. It's just so unnecessary. And the thing is, the thing is just the second half of the shit is where

it went to hell. Like, if you tell them you want Demar, that's all that matters. You're here. Like, bro, that shit would have hit us right in a

motherfucking gut. But you want Demar. You want the game of life. And it didn't even win the game of life. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's like, that's a, it makes no sense. It's just silly as hell, bro. Like, just in, I just, it's just weird how the man made it about him in that moment. That's how I came across to me. Like, this is my moment to shine. Or he was like trying to teach him a lesson that like things are more important than football.

Like, you want to know the score, bro. Like, he doesn't remember what happened. You know, he doesn't know how long he's been unconscious for. Like, he just wants to know what the score was. We need a, we need a doctor. We need a doctor house in that hospital room. He'd have slapped the shit out that dude for saying that we did. He'd have popped that motherfucker with his cane, though.

Dr. House would not let that shit slide. Not in my America. Well, I wonder what the response was in there. There had to be someone, be like, shit, this is a nigger need to shut the car. Someone suck their teeth. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you a half-court shot in Indianapolis

that someone sucked their teeth in that hospital room. I bet you 85 cents. Somebody sucked their teeth in a hospital. Jesus Christ. Cheap as anapolis. Take that, you heroic doctor. You heroic, corny motherfucker doctor. Thank you for this service.

Believe that shit to Viola Davis, bro. When it comes to the other shit. You on the game of life. I've seen Dr. House and you, sir, are no doctor house. All right. Oh, God, damn. Dude, the picture that they shared, though, or him, like, cheesing like that.

Yes. With Meek Mill, of all people. You know what I mean? It was, uh, mech. Meek Mill had such a fire hairline, bro. It's wild to see where it's gone. Did y'all notice that? I have not paid attention.

I ended the photo of it. The photo, like, with me, like, his shit was like, oh, man, like, he used to have. them crazy waves. What the fuck? Meek Mill is such an interesting dude. Like to have that moment with DeMarne Hamlin, he was in a fucking scuffle with Wallo

during the Javentai fight. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, he was in a scuffle with Wallow? That was he was in a... Okay, okay. He is a fucking forest gup with his rap shit. You're best friends with fucking Bill Kraft who owns the Patriots.

You get fucking invited to Sixers games and you trip up refs. You got flown out of the jail by Richard Kraft in a helicopter. Like, what the fuck type of life does this dude? I just sent you the picture of Demar and and Meek and

Michael Rubin. Sir Meek. Roy's... You remember this nigga had the best hairline and rap, dog? Bro. Nicky Minaj's boyfriend, dude who got it in an all-time beef with Drake and like he has just been everywhere and that hairline is probably

finally catching up to him it looks like. Press up to the homie meet. Come on over here with us, baby. we ain't grown it out no more dog we're not we're not highlighting our inadequacies you feel what I'm saying dog do you know

Rick Ross's name is William Roberts and Meek Mills name is Robert Williams yes I did okay yeah because Meek had you know this though yeah meke that's a Tyler that's a do do do Tyler Facts right right and Ross

and Ross said he found out because you know he had his assistant set up a flight when he was trying to sign me and he saw the names like yo you booked this shit for me what the fuck's going on so fun rap facts brought to you by Dragonfly Jones

this has been another DFJZ fun facts about fun facts what was the Wallow beef over what was that whatever was meek was tripping because wallow is the most

peaceful no competition motherfucker on the planet and that motherfucker stood up on a chair like he made he was you know he made serious business the man did like 20 didn't he he did a dove five didn't it something like that 25 something crazy

he's the first one to tell you that tough guy shit ain't cool so you know me was wild right right for real for real okay I want to talk about excuse me I want to talk about the uh the most egregious incarnation of clowning another team in any sport that maybe I have ever seen did y'all see this play the chiefs ran against the Raiders that ring around the rose what was the purpose it actually saw the play I just saw the okay just because the purpose was The purpose was because they were playing the Raiders and they were clinching the one seed and they were up 28 to 3 a half time, I believe.

And so they did a merry-go-round huddle and then broke the huddle. It was like, yeah, so they broke the huddle and then they scored a touchdown on the play. I was wondering if that would happen with the play. Yeah, they scored a touchdown off a broken tackle. And it was a little bit like Vinny was at his friend's little sister's birthday party and they were doing a pinata. And they lined up all the baseball, the older baseball. is at the back, they made Vinny spin around like 25 times. You know what I mean before he started swinging?

When you put the bat on your bat and shit? Yeah. But they made him do that because he was bigger and so they knew they really needed him to be dizzy. He was going to destroy this. He destroyed the piata. It was hilarious. But it was like that. It was like, oh, we're playing the Raiders.

Let's start trying to make ourselves dizzy before we run the play. It was, it was, I've never seen a combination of disrespectful play calling and great play calling quite like that play. Because it was some disrespectful clowning ass shit and it was a masterful call-up as well. I think it got called back though. I think there was a hold but then the very next play they scored

another touchdown to the same one receiver. So you just got clowned on twice. So either way but yeah, it was some shit like I was like texting that to the home. He was like, bro, did you see this fucking bullshit? Like none of us could believe it.

Grown ass men out there. Grown ass men out there. Skippy Right Skipping Shoulder to shoulder Interlocked I know they was laughing

Like a motherfucker At hell Like bro we really about To do this Let's do this shit And it's gonna work to watch TD time nigga That that intersection

Of great play calling And disrespectful play calling That you described Is Andy Reid That is like exactly Where Andy Reid lives And yeah That's pretty

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All right. It's time for our own competition. I'm very excited about this. We had an all-time quote from the baguette this week. Rudy Gobert said, and I quote, I don't think we've seen the best Rudy yet, signed Rudy Gobert. Listen, third person is like a,

it's like breaking out a special, a special, like bottle you've been saving or a cigar you were keeping in a case or something. You can't use third person just offhandedly. And you can't use third person. not use it if your name is Rudy, bro. It's preserved for real niggins. You know what I'm saying?

There's rules around this third person shit. Fuck you mean. So I want to see who could come up with. How many picks y'all want to do? Three, four, five. What do you think? Five. We said five, right?

Yeah, I did some. Jackson. Can you give us a draft order for the three of us? Yes. The draft order is as well. Okay John Then Mike

Then Tyler But I already Can we just go off the names Because I already picked the names Let's just go off the solely off Like the grouping of names we picked Well let's do three

So you got your five You know what I mean Unless we all take your five Let's take our five Let's just go off five Who cares we do what the fuck we want to Are we in a rush? No I wanted to win

I wanted to beat you I wanted that's what I wanted I mean, you want to win the game of life. Yeah. Right, right. All right, fine, John. Give us your five. You don't know, but you can go.

I'll go last, but I'm just saying, like, go, but just list your five. Just list your five, then we'll discuss and then we'll go. Okay, no, you go first. You won the draft. Go ahead. Okay, I'll go first. Okay, cool, cool. All right.

So the first one is Brett. I think that I don't know what Brett that ain't, you know what I'm saying, a bitch. I've never met one that wasn't in my life. I think, like, Brett is basically Bruce with money. You know what I'm saying? Like Brett's the rich Bruce.

Bruce is the broke one that could actually fight. You know what I'm saying? Bruce is a plumber name for sure. You know what I'm saying? And he might bang your ass. He might sleep you with one punch. You know what I mean? Brett the bitch ass nigga,

you know what I'm saying? With adult braces. You feel what I'm saying? Bro. I had my very first R.A. in college freshman year dude named Brett. We thought he was cool and then that motherfucker snitched on all of us.

He was drinking with us and he snitched on how we was drinking. Like, we, I've never seen such. But yeah, I'm with you on that. That is a bread like a motherfucker. All right. Okay.

So I've never met a Doyle, but I've always thought Doyle was a fuck-nigger name. You know what I'm saying? Like, and it always seemed to me like Doyle is the bully that quits bullying after his first fight. You know what I'm saying? He gets punched once and he's done. You know what I'm saying? Like he, but he's like, he's, he's a foot tall than everybody.

You feel me? So he uses that as like, he's tough. He gets punched in the face one time. No more bully. You know what I mean? All of a sudden he's a brat. You feel what I mean? Does that make sense?

Does that, is that a doyle to you guys? Does that feel like a doil? Okay, cool, cool. All right, so Andrews, but not Andrews that are Andy. I think Andrews's name Andy will whoop your ass. Potentially, you know what I'm saying?

I think a country motherfucker named Andy might have some heat for your ass. You know what I'm saying? But Andy's that, consider themselves Drew's. I think Drew's a bitchmate. You feel I'm saying? Does that make sense?

Yeah. Okay. All right. So that's how I feel. Maybe because I had a boss name Drew, and if he's listening, fuck you, you're a bitch.

You know what I'm saying? And I drag your ass. Anyway, okay, let me see. Did I, that's a four? Okay.

Oh, no, okay. Ian. I just think Ian's a weak-ass name. Like, there's no reason behind it. Every time I see Ian, every Ian I've known, it's just been like, you know, a fuck nigga. But not a nigga, just a bitch.

But that's my, that's my experience, you feel me? Also, Thaddeus, but I think Thaddeus could fight, right? Thadius is a hard name. I think Thaddeus can fight, but I just knew that he might not be able to fight. This is the reason I just got personal beef with Thadius because in middle school, a nigger named Thadius snitched on me when I was sucking tities in the in the in the in the field he went and told his mom okay so it's fuck daddy is from here on now even though I think daddies will have some heat for me you know

I mean but that's just my personal opinion on thaties because my experience we won so yeah so that's my list so it's Brett um Drews Doyles Ian and that he is steady is obvious like I said I think that is a fight, but regardless this is my, you know, I'm going off of my personal experience. Okay. So now I go? Yeah, go. Oh, yeah. First is Matt.

Oh, that was one of my picks. You think Matt's our bitch? It's my little brother's name too, so it's just automatically non-threatening to me. You know what I mean? But you think Matt's, Matt, Matt, every Matt is a whole nigga? Because it's like, Matt to me is like John. No, it's just not threatening. That's all. It's just not

threatening to me. Chill out, Matt. Matt? Matt? I don't know, man. Okay, go ahead, go ahead. Jason. Jason. Brett was on my list as well.

I could, I could. Okay. You can be on there. Yeah, for sure. Jeff. Oh, wow. I know some niggas named Jeff that had hands, though. But yeah, I actually also have a couple friends named Jeff who can fight,

and I have a couple friends named Jeff who cannot fight. That's the thing about Matt too. Matt and Jeff's like that. You know what I'm saying? Matt and Jeff Hardy, bro. But Jeff is another one just like, like Matt where it's like you can diffuse any situation where someone named Jeff is trying to fight by going,

relax Jeff. You know what I mean? Or your name's Jeff. Like, you know what I'm saying? And those G-E-O-F-F, Jeff motherfuckers? Right. What planet are they from? Yeah.

They're German. Planet Germany, right? Isn't that a German name? I'm just like you have a J and 2 F's in your name. You know what I mean? Relax. And then my last one is Tom. I forgot about Tom's.

That's how unthreatening they are. I just forgot they existed. All right. Do you know what Tom? I think it is abusive if you are a black parent who names your child, Tom. Especially if they have siblings. I have covered. There was a kid at Polly who is a great receiver named.

Thomas Tucker He played a receiver in college as well He's friends with a couple of the poly dudes That are in the NFL Super good dude Would not at all say that he's like A non-threatening as a person But I will say the only thing we could do

For a joke in the highlights with his name Was we would say I'm Tom Tucker With tonight's weather It's just like That's a that's a on TV ass name for sure It is bro Thomas Thomas Tucker That's the family guy dude

Bro That fucking midnight ride a Paul Revere ass name, bro. All right, so I guess it's on me. We're just going to ignore the elephant in the room, and I'm going to have to, you know, point the fucking flashlight inward to it. I'm going to say Tyler, bro.

I was going to say Tyler, but I didn't want to say Tyler. I do not fuck with Tyler. Tyler is a dickhead name, bro. Like, every Tyler you know is probably a dickhead. It is for sure a little, you know, frat boy dickhead name like the only cool Tyler's are me Tyler I am god damn

and everybody hates Chris right and Tyler the creator he's a dickhead you know what I'm saying I love Tyler the creator but he's a dickhead too if you went to school with him you probably hate him you know what I'm saying yes yes so Tyler is up there for sure and I don't have any like kinship with any towers I don't feel any bond with other

dollars because I don't know if I ever told you how I got my name okay y'all know I got an older brother right he's a Robert he's a meek mill he's he's a third so you know he's named after three generations on my dad's side so then my mom had me she was pregnant on me she's like okay i'm naming this one after my side of the family tylo's my mom's maiden name so that's how i got my shit oh and i do not fit yeah and i don't feel kinship with any other tullis because bro your mom probably just picked that name because she

thought it was cute you know what i'm saying like my mom was goddamn out here fighting the patriarchy and shit with my shit bro she was in the trenches but yeah so tyler's for sure one for me um I respect that. I respect that. I respect this self-analysis. Yeah, the introspection here. I said Matt was one of them. I'm going to go with Patrick.

I feel like Pats and Patrick's are different. Yes. Yeah. I met some real-ass pass. One of my closest homies in college was a pat. He played football fucking six, five, three hundred pound, fucking offensive linemen. So we were always good when we went to the club with that.

I wrote the same thing down because I had seven because I thought we were going to do a draft. wrote Patrick but not Pat is exactly right. Now, the only exception on Patrick is if you were talking about someone who is from Ireland. Yes. Yeah, yeah. They're different. All right.

So I had Tyler, Matt, Patrick, James. Jameses are very nondwritten. Jims and jimmies, you might have to pack a lunch if you get in a scuffle with a gym or Jimmy. But a James, like you have never heard about a going to school with a kid named James who was like, you know, the disrupt. kid. I know, James, that would beat your,

like, not your ass person, but that will beat a nigga ass. You know what I'm saying? Like, that I'm gonna, like, think before I fight.

Like, all right, we'll see what happened. You know what I'm saying? It could go either way. And the last one is Brian. Very non-threatening man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you pulled the heat on me

and you told me your name was Brian, I would be like, bro, where did you go wrong? What is happening right here? Brian, relax. Relax. Brian, chill out, bro. Be right.

Brian Woo Pussy Pusio Jackson who won I'm gonna say Tyler won for two reasons One he

Had the Awareness and introspection To use his own name And two I knew a guy named Brian Who was a real bitch-made guy So

That was personal to me That was personal to me So Tyler went to It touched us all It touched us all Okay What

Can we talk about What Brian did to you? or what your experience with Brian? Nah, yeah, let it out. I can tell you guys off to, off to. If I explain, if I explain, I don't think he listens to this pot. I know multiple brines just to throw that out there. I don't think this Brian listens to the podcast.

He's muddying the water. I don't want to expose nobody. If you're listening to this, Brian, he's talking about you. Even if you don't feel like you know Jackson, he's talking about you. You're the fucking Brian. I'm going to pass. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to hell, Brian. Okay, that's fair.

Okay, okay. It's Brian Winhorse, isn't it? It's not, it's not, it's not Brian Winhorse. I've had one interaction with Brian Winhorse. It was very cordial. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. He seems like a nice guy. Brian, Winhorse seems like a very nice guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, um, I have, uh, we were talking before we hopped on about how Tyler and I've had the same phone number forever, which means that everyone has my phone number, everybody has my phone number, which means that anytime Snoop Dog does anything, I get like, I don't know, two or three dozen texts about it. And it doesn't bother me at all. I'm not telling anyone who's listening to this to stop doing it. But Tyler texted us a link to Twitter and said, what a great moment for the city of Long Beach. And I replied, because he has an Android, so we don't see the Twitter previews unless you click the thing. I said, I already know that this is the video of

Snoop Dog Dunking. And he said, Yes, it is. So, Legends never die, man. Snoop Dog at 51, getting a dunk up. Now it is in his home gym. So I'm going to assume that the rim was, you know,

10 foot, but it was in his home gym worth noting that. Is this the best argument yet for the supremacy of weed over alcohol? Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, because alcohol, if, if Snoop. drunk as much as he smoked

he would be like 300 pounds for one because all those empty cars right so so yeah and that wouldn't and he needed every inch on that motherfucker fucking duck like you know this wasn't some this wasn't some you know brawn St. Vincent St. Mary shit he needed every motherfucker

motherfucker so yeah for sure that is a great argument thing something I did not think about bro like if he was drinking instead of smoking at this love we're talking about weight bro this man his liver I mean, B, B, B, B, living off of machines, bro.

You know what I'm saying? Like, you feel like, yes, but it was crazy. Do, like, 51? How the fuck? Bro, I, like, you know, I, I remember before, like, my knee injury, I would jump and touch everything. Like, I would just, can I, can I touch this ceiling? Can I slap this shit, right?

You know what I mean? Bro, like, now the thought of it, like, it pains me. The fact that he even attempted this is incredible. And he made it. He made the dump. Crazy. I agree. All right.

Well, congrass to Snoop. I don't care how rich you are. A whole working knee at 51? Extremely impressive. Okay. This happened while we were on break, and we should have talked about it already,

but I did not want to let it go because it feels like an important cultural moment to me. The East Bay is shutting down. Did y'all see this? Yes. We had to have a Jenkins and Jones wake for East Bay, bro. Because I know we all had the same routine. Pretending to, looking at the catalog, pretending some things. Circling shit that your broke ass was never going to buy,

that your parents were never going to buy for you. But it was so, so necessary, bro. A staple, man. A motherfuckerfeiting. I was circling Jordans, Pippins, and fucking Griffiths. Like, I'm going to get one of them motherfuckers. You know what I'm saying? Dog, like, and what's why we all did it?

It's amazing that it lasted that long. Because I don't know anybody, not a single person, that actually bought some from East Bay. Mm-mm. Not one person. I think I'm maybe, I think I might have got the Griffies, the Cool Water Griffies, when they dropped in like 2011 or 2012,

something like that. I may have ordered them from East Bay.com. I ordered. One pair of shoes at the American.com. My parents were very much like buy the Walmart basketball shoes,

parents. And so I had to save up my money to buy Duane Wade signature shoes. So what, what brand was the way Jordan?

Yeah. The conference joints. Wow. Damn. You saved of his money to buy Congress? Hey, those were fire, bro. That was when Dway was the guy.

Were they? I love Dwayne. Yeah, yeah. He was the, I'm just playing with you. No, I just play. But no, man. Like, back in the 90s, like,

you probably had to send a check with the motherfuckers. Like, debit cards and shit weren't booming like that at 95. Yeah, the process had to be crazy. Yeah. I never thought about that. Yeah. And I don't think people are talking enough about how they would have that two-page spread with like 50 NBA jerseys on that motherfucker.

Yes, the jerseys more than the shoes for me. It was always the, it was always the jerseys that you just look at it and go. Yes. If I could only get one. fucking... Right. They had every motherfucker jersey

you want. They had Robert Tack Nuggets. They had motherfucking George Mura san

bullets. They had whatever motherfucker jersey you wanted. And I never got that man one of them motherfuckers.

That's crazy. Shout out to East Bay though. Was crazy? Like, nobody bought shit but everybody had to have

it coming to their house. Yes. You know what I'm saying? I think it made, it really was like, yo,

what's coming out. I think that's what we kind of looked at it as. Because if I mean, if I got something,

usually we got it from the store. It wasn't as, you could wait like three or four days back then and still have your size. I remember getting the Deons like two weeks. I'm like mowed lines to get the Deons and like two weeks after they dropped, I still got the Deons.

How did we get on the list for the East Bay catalog? That's a good fucking question. Bro, I remember like having to like asking you a homie like how he was getting it. I think you had to, did you have to call? I think you had to call and give them your information.

They might have got my, I had a Sports Illustrated for kids' subscription, so they might have sold that block to East Bay or something. My mom definitely did not sign up for it. It just started showing up at some point. No, I think I personally did it. Okay. In like seventh grade, like seven-eight grade.

Filled the thing out. I wanted that thing. Yeah, yeah. Put out the information. Yeah, I think, yeah. It is an interesting point because they probably spent a shitload of money sending those catalogs out. And like you said, they were culturally significant,

but they weren't making any money off of printing a, however many page catalog and mailing it. me. I remember playing basketball and us ordering our team shoes through East Bay, though. So I wonder if that's how they made their bread. We're like middle school and high school teams

ordered that. Because I think in high school we did the same thing where we ordered from the catalog. You know what I'm saying? To get our size. But we all ordered our shit. Because I remember all the boxes were coming together whatever team shoes we got. So I think that's how they made their bread. So maybe it was meant to be that from the jump. And we just took it

as to like, you know, what's hot out here. You feel what I'm saying? Yeah. Man, that was some shit, though, dog. Oh. All right. To the opposite of East Bay, the worst business idea I've ever heard of. And we're so, there's some, you know, John's an exercising type dude.

Tell me if this has any appeal to you whatsoever. There is a new boxing gym in New York called grit boxing. That what they do is you do a boxing workout and then it turns into a club. like you do your workout and then they have an open bar at the front and so everyone's in there with their shirts off all sweaty and shit and drinking and dancing together

that sounds like hell to me that sounds like actual hell nigga I'm never more musty than after a boxing workout like my whole shit be drenched like I'm not

I'm not clubbing musty as fuck that sounds like I don't wash my legs as shit It makes no fucking sense. You know what I mean? That's some dirty nigger ass shit, bro. Take your ass home and go to a real club.

Also, like, we working out and I'm drinking and that's like, like, that's, you know, counterproductive. Makes no sense. I'm not with it. No, two thumbs down from John Legerthro Jenkins. Fuck that. That sounds like hell. Like boxing work is on some of the most strenuous work.

workouts you could do. I can't imagine drinking a fucking Vokin Red Bull after that shit, dog. Like, there are times when I get a good workout in and Gatorade is too spicy. Like, I just eat straight up water. You know what I'm right? Water, though. Yeah. So I cannot imagine that shit, though. Gatorade sometimes hits my jaws

too much. You know what I'm saying? Hitch right here. Hits right there. Like, yeah, I'm like, no, I just need, this didn't get some water. You know what I mean? Like, even the Gatorade's zero without all the sugar. It's still a little bit too sweet. I'm getting old, nigga. need that good old-fashioned water you know what I mean before we get out of here should we talk about

we don't talk about politics a lot but the what happened in the House of Representatives last week does feel like a Jenkins and Jones topic you got to explain to me because I just saw hold me back brother I did have a couple people hit me I actually did have a couple people text me and were like explain the Congress thing to me like I'm a kindergartner

so basically what happens is this when everyone gets elected they go they all go Washington, D.C., right? And based on whichever party has more people in the House of Representatives, we're talking about the House of Representatives, not the Senate,

that party is the one that leads. So they get to elect a Speaker who gets to set their agenda. They get to pass a rules package. It says how they're going to govern themselves all this other shit. For the first time, since 1923, Republicans came to Washington with a majority

and they did not elect a speaker. They did not have a majority. of people vote for the guy Kevin McCarthy, which is so funny that he was getting shot down by the hardcore right-wing MAGA people. Kevin McCarthy was one of the people who was pro-Donald Trump coup and was now because he regretted it publicly. So he thought the coup was a bad idea. He wasn't hardcore enough for the far right in the Republican Party. So these people have called themselves and this is why Kevin needed to be. on all three of our least threatening names list,

they organize themselves into the never Kevin movement. And the pro-Kev-McCarthy contingent was walking around wearing buttons that said, okay, to signify that they were okay with Kevin. They didn't love him, they were just okay with Kevin. Okay, so the moderate Republicans, he wasn't like ruined with that initial statement? He had like 210 at like he had 200 plus of them vote for him.

He needed 218. And even so, so it ended up going, I believe it was the 15th ballot. After literally a week where people hadn't been sworn in, they were just in Congress voting over and over again. They didn't know if they had the votes to adjourn every night or they would have just had to sit in there till three in the morning continuing to have the exact same vote over and over and over again. Anyway, it came to a head.

I think it was Friday night. think it really was some dorky-ass shit where shah and I had CNN on on a Friday night. But it literally was there was a mush. There was a face grab on the floor of Congress from a dude who came over to yell at Matt Gates, who was one of the people who would not vote for Kevin. And someone pulled him back from Matt Gates by his face. Wait, so he mushed Matt Gates. No, he was trying to get to Matt Gates.

I guess it was a reverse mush. I don't know what a face poll is. But it was just so, I mean, this is you have to talk about a member of Congress. someone trying to fish hook him or something. Grab that man's face to corral him in. What the fuck. That's not a friend, dog. Bro, that, that's not a friend.

That party hates everyone, including themselves. The shit is hilarious, and it would be even more hilarious if, you know, it doesn't hit you how fucking sinister the GOP is. Because, like, they're picking the guy who's going to be pushing bills where it's, like, you know, legal to kill hibernating bear cubs and shit. right like that's what this is all about you know what I'm saying picking that guy so right yeah it's it's funny as hell I hope they eat themselves alive but it's still fuck them a hundred percent and yes it is like not in my America right as as as much fun as I had laughing at what a shit show it was last week it was like when it finally ended you're like oh and now they're in charge of the house of representatives so like need Dr. House and the House of Representatives too we can solve so much

shit with Dr. House on the sea now that I think about it. We need Dr. House, bro. Dr. House, come hop on the pod, dog.

Did that dude get elected? Did he get elected? Yes. Finally? Yes. He wore him down. And I think the compromise, they literally had Donald Trump

calling people on the floor of Congress. Like, just fucking vote for him. Take the win. Like, everyone's laughing at us. Like, just vote for the dude and fucking move on with your life. But I think he had,

I was reading this, he had to agree to a set of rules that includes that any single member of the Republican Congress can vote for him to be removed, can force a vote for him to be removed. They don't like it's usually there's this threshold they have to get to. Any one person could go, nah, fuck you, Kevin. We're, we're going to vote to remove you. Like, they could do that at any moment, bro. They're going to dangle that shit all over his face, bro. bro that feels like a get out of work for the day card like if i had some shit like i'm supposed to bring some shit to the floor that i didn't work on the night before i'm just like motioning for a boat

for that day dog that's like pulling the fire alarm you know what i'm saying yeah didn't do your homework per yeah we're kicking the principal out today right all right that's all the time we got for jangerson jones today we'll be back on thursday live on amazon amp at 7 a.m. Coast 10 a.m. East Coast, you can catch us on all the other podcast apps right afterwards. Thanks for hanging out with us. Hope your week goes smooth. See y'all in a couple days. Bye. Bye.