The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Jenkins and Jonez - Herbert vs. Gobert, Doc Rivers On Twitter, and Booger Boy of the Week

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

The guys discuss..dentistry? Then they explain why Justin Herbert and Rudy Gobert need a name pronunciation swap, why Russell Wilson sitting on the bench is weird, Doc Rivers using Twitter strangely, and much more. #volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That's J-A-N-D-J. NetSuite.com slash J-N-J. I straight forgot that you were going into that and it caught me off guard and I immediately laughed. I saw you flying back and forth. like a puppet and then I was like, I was like,

I looked like one of them shits in front of like the used car joint. I was fucking. You look like John's caught a hold of you.

You were just doing the spitty thing. Leave all that in, Jackson. All right. That motherfucker was long as hell. Good job, G.

And you're a process. You're a process. Is not a process. Processes guy? Is it Processes? Is it, is it, is it, is it, is it supposed to be processes? I just like saying words like that.

When I'm in a certain mode. Dude. I love it. If we were talking, if we were talking, he said processesies. If we were sitting around enjoying some fresh strawberries and cherries, I would not have said processes. I was like, hell. What was that? Who was that?

Oh, the writer you really? a fan of? That's kind of like you said it's a it's your boozy side. Is it Jude? James Joyce. There we go. James Joyce. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That came out of you. The pretentious side of gangland Gardy. He contains multitudes. While you're listening to this podcast on Monday morning, I am at the dentist. So please, if you believe in the power of prayer, things of the thoughts. towards Long Beach, California.

This sucks having a dentist appointment on the calendar. I don't have any other point to make here. And I take care of my teeth. I haven't gotten bad news of the dentist in like 10 years. I go regularly. But you still, like, I'm looking at the calendar. And I was like, what do I got going on tomorrow? The dentist.

It just sucks. I never understood people's fear of dental work. I never had, like, the painful experience that people discuss. And I've had to get, like, a group canal once. I said, Wicamau? Or maybe a cap. A cap. A cap. A cap. A cap. People made it out.

Yeah, yeah. Like, I actually had a cap. I was chewing gum and one of the two, one of my molders broke. I guess that motherfucker was acting, was what had? Had enough. Had enough. It was tied, you know what I mean? Packed this shit and left. He threw the towel. Right, right. So I had to get a cap. But I mean, like, other than that, I just haven't felt.

I had that experience. What is it that you, you know, why do you hate it so much? Why do people hate it so? I don't hate it. It's just like, I don't know. It's just, man. The feeling afterwards is great, though. It's like, you know what I'm saying?

It's like a car wash for your mouth. I feel like so fresh. You know what I mean? You're excited. If you see on the schedule, you're going to the dentist tomorrow. You're fired up. Definitely not. But I know that afterwards I'll be happy about that.

You know what I mean? I'm not fearful. It's not a painful experience. I haven't had, you know. Yeah, that's roughly where I am. It's just like, okay, it's just like, let me get it over with. But, you know, we're adults. I don't have a lot of shit I just have to get over with at this point.

It's mostly things that I like on that schedule. You created a great life, you know what I mean? Where dentistry is the, you know what I mean? That's the thing that you hate. I did have a molar explode while I was chewing a mento when I was in college. I'd been to the dentist in like four or five years. That's my bad tooth story. And I was like, it was a mento.

I bit into it and it just phew. And we had like 20 people over at the fucking over in our apartment too. I was chewing gum in the gym. I was just like an. absolute shock. Like, I'm chewing gum in a tooth broke. Like, I mean, like, bro, I felt like I was ballheaded.

I felt so old, bro. You know what I mean? I'm like, I'm chewing gum in my tooth, bro. I was so confused. And then also I was worried about my breath stinging for the next couple days after the dentist. You know, that little, you know what I mean? That open tooth ain't always the

the best spelling motherfucker thing. I was nervous to say, bro. talking out the side of my mouth and shit so I wouldn't breathe in the motherfucker's face. Right, right. Oh, bad. Your body is not storing up its best smells inside of your teeth.

And that is definitely true. I guess, I mean, they should have a nasty cavity and the motherfucker just break, but anyway. We go every six months now. We go every six months. Yeah, yes, us too.

All right. One week of the NFL season in, I guess actually two, if you're listening to this on Monday, we had a little conversation in the group chat I wanted to bring to the podcast. Are we just like, John's sick to his stomach right now because he doesn't want to talk about this publicly,

but we just fully acknowledging it's just like football is just such a better product than fucking basketball. And NFL Twitter is so much more fun than NBA Twitter. Where are we? Let me take the temper. John's going to backtrack some comments. No, I'm not.

No, I'm not. No, I'm not. It was what that we, I was, I watched the, I tapped it. with the, I had to tap in with the Herbert Mahomes shit. You know what I'm saying? I said I might start watching a little football this year. And I'm just like, bro, I haven't watched football for real and, like real games in years,

like regular season games in years. And I was absolutely captivated watching that fucking Thursday night, week two game. It mattered to me. Week one. That's week one? I thought it was week two. No, no, no, you're right. Thursday was week two.

Yeah, week two game. You feel me? And it as a as a as a degenerate basketball fan, you know what I'm saying, who taps in all types of basketball. You know what I mean? It might take me Christmas to feel that way about a basketball game. You know what I mean? And like you said, that's just a, it's just a better product. Every game from week one that energy, it feels like playoff energy almost.

And then NFL playoff energy is like, you know what I'm saying? It's almost hard to even, you know what I'm saying? You can't duplicate it. It's crazy. Yeah. It's, um, they definitely know how to market it. You know, like, like you mentioned, the whole, the scarcity of games, like, you know, 17 regular season games, every game matters.

Like, you know, in the NBA, all 82 games do not matter. You know what I mean? So it's, it's a really good product that, that centers around, you know, tribalism. If you can get tribalism in your sport, you know what I'm saying? You are good to go. And there's, you know, you're not. Yeah, and there's no sport with more tribalism than the NFL. That's a good way of putting it because the NBA is so much about players.

There's very few team matchups that you're excited to see. And I don't give a fuck honestly about Chargers chiefs as a team matchup. But the team part of it does mean so much more like you were talking about. If you go to a Lakers game, a fair number of the people are there to see Braun. If you go to any game, a fair number of the people are there to see the opposing team superstar, those Chiefs fans were there hoping that the Chiefs would ritually sacrifice the Chargers at midfield.

Right? They don't give a fuck that Justin Herbert is good. They don't give a fuck. You know, they just wanted their team to kill the other team. But God is he good? Bro. The touchdown?

I wasn't a touchdown. I think it was the first down he threw to like the five or whatever. It was in the game. Bro, he could barely lift. He looked like, his arm was about a, remember he was like scrambling and he couldn't even make it to the

make the first down because he just had to get rid of the ball. Bro, he looked like he was throwing it, trying to throw his arm off. Like, I doesn't want this motherfucker anymore. It hurts too bad. And then he throws a strike, like, in double defense, 25 yards downfield. Like, bro. Broken ribs.

Broke. Like, broke so many of his ribs, they won't tell us how many of his ribs he broke. Jeez. I mean, it's just not, bro, like, that type of big, drama show. That type of drama. Like, we don't, we're not going to see that in basketball, bro.

Like, we were saying this, bro, make the season 50 games. Every game would matter more. The first half of the season is really just like almost preseason basketball, right? You know what I mean? We're warming up for what really happens when we really trying to buy, you know what I'm saying, for like placement in the playoffs. I'm not saying really do that, man. Come on. It'd be kind of, you know, might be empty, but I said. I mean, for me at least. But yeah, yeah.

But it's just crazy, gee. I mean, it's just crazy how much energy, how much you, how much I was carrying about a game in a sport that I hadn't watched a regular season game in years. Yeah. For sure.

Well, no, and I definitely, I was sitting there on a, as you said, Thursday night football, which we all used to make fun of how fucking shitty it was. I was sitting there having the exact same feeling. Watching Al Michaels on an Amazon prime stream

just riveted. And the Thursday night games are kind of fire now, right? I looked at the kind of the schedule was kind of like, Because Amazon put the money up except we're going to pay for it. Don't give us no fucking Jaguars cold shit, you know? Yeah.

No throwaway games, baby. Tyler, you had an idea for a name swap and I actually have to say, I love this. I think this is, you've been working out, you've been chewing on this one for a minute. I have been chewing on this one for a minute. You're absolutely right.

Justin Herbert, bro, he's so fucking good. And that name, that last name, dog. Like, like this guy, it's going to be a face of the league one day and it's going to be, he could very well be the best quarterback in the world at some point and his name is Justin Herbert. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, it is a swaggerless last name. And I say that as someone with the swaggerless last name, right? So I know what I'm talking about here. But I propose this. Justin Herbert is too good to be a Herbert.

And I feel like Rudy Gobert is not good enough to be a Gobert. I feel like we need to swap the way we pronounce both of their names. Justin Herbert should be Justin Airbear and motherfucking Rudy. Rudy Gober should be Rudy Gobert. That's what I propose. The NFL needs to holl at me.

We can get this rebrand right. Bro, I know more people that say Goert or Gobert or Gobbert talking about Rudy than his actual last name. So we can make it happen. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean? I think there's enough people that love Herbert

to actually call him that, you know what I mean? Just as most people that, you know, at least as many people that hate, you know, I'm saying? Yes. Yes. We're working with a solid base of disrespect for Rudy Gobert here that we can build up. So we've got the foundation. We just need to tie up the loosens here.

This is the peanut butter and the sandwich. It's the unacknowledged building block is just, but it's stable enough to support. a couple stories of development on it I totally agree. I just love like you guys have talked about how dumb it is anytime you think anything that has not been tweeted on Twitter

a hundred times you're guaranteed to get a reply that's like bro, what strain are you smoke? Which strain are you smoking, dude? Were you high when you said? I wasn't even high. I wasn't high when I said that. I mean, there's plenty of times

I've tweeted some gyms high. I will not discount that. I was not high this time. I did not. nail this time. Well, but also you just think weird funny thoughts. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah.

That's just, and again, you literally have been tweeting about the Herbert shit for for years, bro. It's been weighing heavy on me, man. He's too good to be Herbert, bro. Fucking Herbert. It's the only thing. It's the only flaw that he's really got, bro, is it's like there was something about, even before they were like made men when they were like, Brady,

manning. the best rivalry in football and you're never going to see Herbert Mahomes out of it. It just doesn't sound right. Herbert, Mahomes. Herbert.

I've never heard Herbert as a last name either, right? Like, that's a, he's like one of the few guys that have that. You know, that motherfucker, have you, have y'all heard that a lot?

Herbert, I've never met a Herbert in the wild, never. First or last name, really. That's crazy. And he's a god to, that's where I've, I've never met a Herb.

Well, we've got Herb Jones in the NBA. It's Herbert and his full shit. Maybe. It has to be. Nobody's number to name me that kid at Herb. Yeah, I hope not. I played. I played.

I did meet a kid named Leon today. And Douglas. Douglas and a Leon. Six months of years, like six or eight months of years, six or eight months old. Yeah. Bro, I thought that, that's like a, dude, Leon is an adult in 1968. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like Leon and Douglas are with Florence. You feel me? Yeah. Like, I was like, damn, they're still making Leon's out here? And then there was a Douglas right next to him. I'm like a Douglas?

That's crazy. But yeah, man. But yeah, Herbert. Ab Sol is a Herbert. Oh, really? You got a name. Hold up. Hold up.

Did you just Google famous Herbert? No, I remember the Ab Sol's name was crazy. It's like the most prestigious rapper real name ever. And his name is Herbert Anthony Stevens, the fourth. That is a president like 200 years ago bro. Yeah. And of course G. Herbo, he's

a Herbert too, so. Is, wow. Pretty high Herbert capital rate in rap. You wouldn't have thought. Maybe we need to change how we're thinking. Because G. Herbo, you know what I mean? Absol you know what's it? Bro, what was it?

What was it? What was it called? Control system. Control system? Incredible album. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. bro. There's some real ones. There's some real ones. There's some real herberts out here. That's first night. Justin Airbear went to Polly last offseason, did like a meet and greet with the Polly football team

and none of the kids called him Justin or Herber. They all called him Herbo. That was the only thing we were doing about. Jay Herbo, yeah. It was just Jay Herbo or Herbo. Jay Herbo go hard though. Jay Herbo hard. Yeah. It's a good nickname. Come on. SFS a hell of a nickname.

The problem with the one part, the biggest problem with the NFL is that the gap between NFL Twitter and the NFL media is like the fucking Grand Canyon. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Like in the NBA, a cool nickname would filter its way up. You're never going to see Jay Herbo Mahomes on a promo either.

Yeah, yeah. Tyler could change somebody's nickname from Twitter and the next day somebody in, you know, an NBA will be using that. You feel me? Not in the NFL. I mean, like the Jonathan Cominga thing is never happening in the NFL. Never. The worst fucking nickname. in sports history. I hate that shit so much, bro.

The NFL would go in and have those tweets removed. You know what I mean? Jay Herbo, though. It might be worth having Herbert is a last name. Because Jay Herbo go crazy. That's a cold-ass nickname. That's a cold-ass nickname. We do have one other truly dipshit football story

that we wanted to talk about that I know Tyler and I enjoyed enormously, which is the Broncos giving Russell Will Wilson, like a quarter of a billion dollars, and then just keeping him on the shelf to attempt a game-winning 64-yard field goal. 64. God damn. 64 yards. God damn.

What the fuck? 64 yards. Really? Like, how are you an NFL head coach and you legitimately think you've got a shot at a 64-yard fucking field goal? And you've got a quarterback. you're paying $250 million to and you're not trusting them to get you five yards.

But to his credit, he did own up to that shit. He was like, bro, that was the wrong calling. And you rarely see that. You rarely see coaches say, I blew that game. You know what I'm saying? So props him for that, but that was just stupid as fuck. It was truly stupid. And Russell Wilson had to go to his press conference

dressed like a fucking 1930s movie popcorn salesman to fucking discuss it in the shiniest suit I've ever seen in my life. Is John Sied that tweet? Man, you really might be lame. Brown Russell Wilson? Did you all see that? He made some goofy-ass video, faith, whatever.

But yeah, so that type of nigger would wear that type of suit to a game, too. That motherfucker. Yeah, that's who's shiny. That motherfucker looked like an emblem on like a fancy car or some shit from like 1930. That was the man on like the...

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Don't leave that in, Jackson. Okay. All right. Gentlemen, I believe that our good friend, Glenn Doc Rivers, has been diagnosed as terminally horny on the end. internet. I'm curious for your thoughts.

Why is my first question. Why did he like those? I mean, I understand why he did it. He's a man who, you know, we all get a little horny sometimes. He might have wanted to circle back at some other time to reference those. But liking those tweets, bro.

Like, you need to learn how to work them bookmarks, only. Like, you know what I'm saying? You can be horny. But if you are a public, If you're someone in the public spotlight Like you are you cannot be publicly horny Bro send that shit to the bookmarks dog Hey I didn't see the video I tried to go see what he liked

I just saw the tweets about it You feel me like How wild was it? Was it just you know Running a mill porn or was it like You know One of the ones dog

Did you see the video Did you actually see any light Yeah it wasn't any You know Beastiality or any crazy shit like that If that's what you're asked But It was just

Debbie Dazalis. It was just your normal six on one. You know, you're your standard DPs, you know. Just running the mill stuff. Running a mill. Did y'all see it for real? Yeah, yeah. I saw the screenshots, so I didn't see the actual lights.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. Someone had got on him to tidy that up, it seems. So someone tweeted, he makes better adjustments on Twitter than in the game. quicker for show. After he unliked those. I don't even know how to bookmark. It has to be crazy. That's to be horrible to be in that situation, bro.

You can't even like a tweet, dog. I'm actually person. I don't like porn tweets because I just think that's kind of, that's wild. And, bro, West was crazy. If I think that's wild, how do you not think that's wild? Because I don't think nothing's wild. You know what I mean?

But like, that's, that is kind of crazy. That's crazy. I was one of the weirdest parts of the Twitter experience like doing your morning on the toilet check in at 8 o'clock of the morning and some of your friends are retweeting porn onto the timeline. I've muted those friends, bro. Do we? I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't mute. I, I mean, I, I, I mean, like, I'm, I, I, it's cool.

You're cool. I respect how you moving, you know what I mean? But, like, there's, those people, like, they'd have, like, like, porn Thursday or some shit. Like I don't know if we're tweeting porn all day And then there's some people that are like on that other shit And they're talking I'm like, bro, man You can keep all of that dog I don't want to know about that

You know what I mean? Like I have the internet I can go there if I want that I don't need to go on Twitter To see you talking about what the fuck you got going on What's a better representation of all of the under surface Wild horrible shit about humanity

Twitter or an NFL tailgate Twitter for sure NFL telegaget, we talked about that. It's the worst of all humans. That's for real. We talk about that's the upside down, my G. The shit that be going on at tailgakes, dog. Those are not normal humans.

Retweeting porn is normal, but like, bro, like, for me, Twitter's like a conversation. You know what I mean? Like, these are, like, overhearing different conversations. I'm not public, I mean, I'm not talking about porn in front of that minute. You know what I mean? That's why I don't retweet that type shit. But, or want to really see that shit retweet it.

But I think Twitter, I think Twitter. Yeah. I would think so too. Twitter, Twitter is hell. Twitter is hell. But it's not, but tailgates are a particular hell. Twitter's a higher ring of hell than the tailgates. Right, right, right, right.

You got to do some dashly stuff, getting the fucking the hell the tailgates it is. That's crazy. That's a good project for the podcast. Let's rewrite Dante's Inferno, but actually choose the real modern, you know, layers of hell. I'm interested in that.

People are asking to borrow money and shit. You know what I mean? Like, the shit that Dante thought was a circle of hell is like, we've really, the hell industry has progressed far beyond what Dante thought was horrible human behavior. Yeah, like he had fucking Judas

as like the worst person in the world in that shit. I was like, bro, it's like 48 worst people on Twitter and my time on my feet at any given time the Judas dog. Like, motherfucker, have you seen 10 crews, bro? Like, we need to readjust some shit. Yeah, for sure. Like, people not being nice to their parents is not a full circle of hell in 2022.

You know what I mean? Like we've, we've, the technology has really come a long way. Which I guess to close off, speaking of with this fucking Doc River shit. Wait one second, one second. Yeah. One time porn was good

was the last day of was it when they was, what was that shit they had? It was like the Twitter version of stories. The fleets, the fleets. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was. That was what hell of a send off.

Fleet of Ploosia was different. You know what I'm saying? It was. It was. It was. It was. Yeah, Fleetnik was that. That was the one time I was like,

okay. You know what I mean? I saw some of my closest Twitter friends boobies that day It was quite a bit It was quite the spectacle I tell you Took that middle snapshot baby Beep Yep

Saw some other things I didn't want to see But hey it balanced out We did There were some things we were less interested in seeing Agreed But hey, you know No judgment here

Shout out to at local sound wave who tweeted Doc Rivers dirty talk with his gravely ass voice probably sounds like someone is growling into a Pringle's camp. I don't even know how you come up with that bro. Growning into a Prangle stand? That would be the worst shit

imaginable that would be. Hey, go back. Don't rub from it now. Go over it. Give it to me. Go back. I ain't playing with the pussy. You know what I'm here for.

You know what I'm here for, man. Go back now. Don't rub from it, girl. That's how you be talking to it, Tyler. Don't rub from it. No, you're up from it. You know, you say that old player.

That's that old player shit. That's that old player shit for so. Oh, shit. Fucking doc. And now, okay, the last thing, the last, last, last, last thing is. The last thing on the horny agenda. The last thing on the horny topic was they did the last bullet point on the horny agenda.

That's about like that. address. J&J, J.A.D.J. They said that he was hacked and that then the person who, like, what is the likelihood of someone hacking Doc Rivers to go like a half a dozen porn tweets and then logging out? You know what I mean? I just don't, I never buy it when people claim, like when someone's hacked, you know that they're hacked. It's not people who are masters of satire and parody who are doing the hacking. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Bro, like, it's...

Go ahead, go, go, go. Usually the hackers hop out there and it's like, black people suck, you know what I'm saying? Right, right, right, right. Like, that's... Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, every hacker is racist, bro. Right, right, right.

But yeah. But I'm saying, like, is Doc Rivers at the point where, like, he would... He can't just be like, yo, I'm... Or just not address it. Like, I don't think he's in a position where you need to, like,

lie and say he was hacked. Is that, like, is that, is that, is he in the position where that is necessary? Do we really care? I know we don't believe it. He's pretty religious, dude. But, I mean, what is, so maybe for his personal, you know, how he feels people to view him, but like, I don't, I don't, is that, that, that's not fireable, you know, that's, he's not going to lose a, a political race because he was liking porn.

Like, what are the consequences of just ignoring it, you know, in his position? I wonder why he would even, what's the purpose? even getting out there lying. Nobody believes you. And it doesn't change anything. You know, like you're going to keep your job. You know what I mean?

It wasn't illegal what you did. Right. You're not going to lose any sponsorships that you do not have to begin with. You know, you know, ain't nobody hitting Doc Rivers up to promote shit. It's more amazing that you're still coaching.

That, you know what I mean? Like, bro, what's worse is what you did to fucking Ben Simmons, throwing him out. No, no, no, to the bus. That's a, bro. you know that that was more flagrant than like it oh you know what I'm saying

you know whatever the fuck videos he was liking I just it's crazy Ben Simmons is driving to the to an unprotected basket and dishing it and Doc Rivers over there growling into the fucking Bringo's can don't run from it right don't run from it man finish it finish what you started me

But, dog, like, dog, like all these one three one comebacks, bro, like, nigger, you know what I'm saying? We've seen, yeah, we've seen way worse from you. You've made it out of way worse situations. This is, this is run of the mill. Like this is, yeah, this is some tities, bro. Right, right. This is cool, bro. Yeah, this is some tities.

We saw Josh Smith and Corey Brewer knock you out of the playoffs. Explain that. That's what you need to do. You know what I'm saying? He was hacked. You need to say I was hacked. Yes, I was hacked. He sent the game plan out to everybody, but he was hacked.

They sent the wrong game plan. Similarly, the hacker did not hack him in order to post some racist stuff. They just tweaked the game plan a little bit. You feel me? Log back out. That's what you need to say. That's crazy. I think saying you're hacked is that I would, of all of the excuses to go to, I don't, I think

that might be the worst because number one, no one believes it, then number two, Twitter literally could and they have not ever done this, but they literally could say, no, he wasn't. Like, we can see where the logins were, we could see that it was a new device. He was not hacked. Like, they literally could do that. Also, like, what hacker is like, you know,

I'm really, Doc Rivers is my next target. I can't wait to get a hold of that Twitter account. You know what I mean? It caused some ruckus. We don't care, bro. That just doesn't make any sense. The people in the guy Fox masks at Anonymous are like,

yesterday we got student loans forgiven for 100,000 people. Tomorrow, we're going to get the 19th best coach in the National Basketball Association. And we're going to like eight horny tweets and then log back out. Ooh. Fuck you mean. That man crazy. But that makes sense.

That's how arrogant he is. That we believe anybody gives a fuck about hacking. You know what I mean? Tell him I got hacked. Don't nobody give a fuck about you, Glenn. Don't nobody give a fuck about you, my guy. You know what I'm saying?

Especially not no damn hackers. Come on, Zee. Nobody cares. Maybe they hacked him because his password was just so easy to guess. Like it was like hustle back hard or some shit. And they just were like, we just have to fucking hack this dude. We can't. We can't pass on this.

Yeah, I guess. Fuck this dude's password is win on three. Like we just have to fucking... Q-W-E-R-T-12-3-4, that's what you know. 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-exclamation point. Get this man out of here. All right. I don't think any of us have a desire to talk about

Kyrie Irving posting vintage era Alex Jones' conspiracy theories. I just wanted to point out this is, a long running joke on the show with the Lions Not Sheep Crowd that it's like, this is where the lions run page 37 of the YouTube search. And that's where Kyrie is right now.

Tyler said, how many wrong turns in your search for more information do you have to take to get to 2002 era? That motherfucker was skinny and had a hairline. Hairline, Alice Jones. I didn't know that nigger ever existed, bro.

Yeah, that motherfucker found mixtape Alex Jones, bro. 2002. The professor of 2002. What were we doing in 2002? Like, what was going on at that time? Jabo jeans. You know what I'm saying? All of that shit.

You found that nica? I didn't know Alex Jones existed that far. You feel me? Like, at that time. That's crazy. And I want to apologize for all the times that I've taken up for that nigger in any way. I was widely.

Lost calls. This nigger, gong, gong, okay? You know what I mean? I love his basketball. Fuck all that, bro. He is, bro, this is, that's sickness. Sharing this, and especially after the recent news with Alice Jones. You feel me?

Bro, are you a, like, what the fuck, bro? Clueless human being. Clueless. You might, he might have just lost his last, I mean, that's not true. He's still wildly popular, especially with the youth. But John's might, he might have just lost the last reasonable person I know who's still fuck with him. And I fuck him with him.

I fuck with him on the court. I like watching them play basketball, right? I don't, I didn't, I would say these things as a person that didn't want to hang with Kyrie. Like, I don't want to hang with none of these niggas, especially not him. You feel me? But like, no, it's just like, bro, you ain't, like, it's just absolute, there's no excuse

for half the city's done, you know what I mean? But, like, this is just so ridiculous. Like, you ain't even. trying at all, bro. You know what I'm saying? To have some semblance of like sense. You know what I mean? It was the first time I felt happy he wasn't a Laker.

Because we were joking about it. If he'd become a Laker, I would have been like, you know, Kyrie. I mean, it's really the public education system's fault. Right. You know what I mean? Right. I would have pivoted to that shit so quick and I was really glad I was not on the boat when it took that particular time.

Jesus. And it things like, you know, some people who post is like he's, he'll misuse, like, intellectuals. You know what I'm saying? Like, good quotes of mixed users. And then Tal, you pointed out how he used a post from somebody that, like, I hate for him that wouldn't even fuck with him. Yeah, from Robert Moses, he quoted a quote about those who can't do criticize, those who can build or some shit like that. I was like, bro, this was an urban planner who was racist and was racist with this? the shit he built.

You know what I'm saying? Like he built, he mapped up, um, fucking highways. Yeah, he mapped up highways that ran into, engineering racist,

bro. He was a fucking brilliant. He was brilliant at this racist shit. You feel? He baked the racism in the fucking infrastructure. But yeah, yeah, yeah,

this was a dude who like, you know, mapped up highways that ran through black neighborhoods and left thousands of people homeless and shit. And like, so, so it's like you can't even do the whole

well, you can separate the person from the quote on this. No, because he's talking about building shit and the shit he built directly harmed black people and you still call. this man. Like, it's, it's just, it's just typical Kyrie wants to be the smart looking guy,

but just doesn't want to do the actual work. He wants to do the fucking YouTube searches, you know? And the thing is, like, on a YouTube search, you know, like with that dude, yeah, yes, you'll, you might hear that quote and just, you know, but with Alex Jones, he's a fucking mean. No, I mean, like, there's, what, what, what humans do you know in real life that actually believe or care about a fucking thing to? comes out of his mouth. Like, do you know any humans personally that would quote, that would like use Alex Jones as a way to prove their way of thinking? Do you know a single fucking human? You know what I'm like, bro, you, you are using like a dude that has absolutely zero

respect for most people with any sense to prove that you're sensical. You know what I'm saying? that, you know, the way you think is the way to, like, Alex Jones is the guy. That's how you find you're reaching. It's, well, it's tough. Never. Shut up and dribble, nigger. I've never seen a free think. I've never seen a free thing.

Please. Let me see the fucking layer package. Let me see the in and out, the cross over behind the back. That's all I want, nigga. The fact, you know what I'm saying? Fucking stitch the mouth shut, nigga. Make his thumbs illegal for anything other than basketball purposes. I don't even want the motherfuckers to touch a motherfucking social media app ever again, bro.

This nigga here, cuz. Shit, fucking me. Just like Robert Sarver. Son, I'm a dribble. She might have been right about some people. God damn. Shit. Fuck me.

The context matters, but anyway. That's horrible. But that's horrible. But fuck that shit, dog. That's why I'm with Sky Reeves. It's crazy. I've just never seen a free thinker who didn't eventually wind up aligning themselves with like the worst people on the planet and parenting their points.

Like the whole free thinker to right-wing conspiracy nut fucking trajectory. Like that is the next evolution in the free thinker fucking path. I just think like the hard truth and listen, I am a really really. obnoxious in the extent to which all forms of pseudoscience like really bother me. The astrology shit bothers me. The crystal shit bothers me. The lion's not sheep shit. It bothers you.

It bothers me when I go on and see rational people who have the care of children as part of their life posting like it's going to be a bad week this week. Yeah, right. Right. Right. It does bother me actually yes. And but it's just because white women need to pretend they have superpowers bro. That's what it is.

Like the world is starting to convince white people that there's no special actual privileges. It's just the way things were creative societally. And it's driving them fucking crazy. And even the liberal white women need to pretend they have fucking superpowers. So they're going and buying the

right crystal that's giving them the clarity to see. I have fucking white women friends that are doing tarot card readings and shit, dog. Just going and buying tarot cards. This is serious shit that you're playing with because you just need to believe. The ancestors ain't talking to you.

Them is demons talking to you, nigga. Demons. Bro. The ancestors ain't talking to y'all, bro. Bro, my wife is into crystals, but not like the crazy way. She just thinks they're pretty and shit. You know what I'm saying?

So she collects them like that. I don't, go ahead. We had a little, we had a little falling out because she bought one crystal home once. I was like, oh, this is pretty. What's this supposed to be? She's like, this is supposed to be the money crystal. I was like, why the fuck you ain't bought me a money,

Christmas? right where's my money crystal dog i want money too i want money coming my way is it jointly owned you have a you have a communal property marriage law in virginia is that half money crystal that's half my half of the fucking incoming money from this crystal belongs to me how you put that shit down all your taxes what's the w-9 you fill out for the crystal you know what i For me, I feel like I was looking at astrology, crystals and all that shit. I mean, to me, I don't know if it's like necessarily crazy. I think it's, it's, I don't believe it myself.

But I kind of like, you know, it's similar to religion. You got a pinky toe on that shit. Look at you. You got a pinky toe on it. No, no, I don't, I don't, I can't even name a fucking crystal. I mean, I can name a few. Amethyst. Amethyst?

I named that one. That's the one. And I know. Quark shit like that. You know, I know a couple. But yeah, but I'm not, I mean, I don't, I don't, I get the, like, where people are coming from with that type of shit. I just, but it's, but it's, so what I was going to say was the reason it bothers me is it's just like a long held truth to me that it's just like the truth is boring. Like the regular science, the actual explanations of things is boring.

And what's funny is, you actually, no, it's not. No, it's the thing. We actually take this shit for granted. The smartphones we're all holding, the microchips in these motherfuckers are mirrored. The most powerful people for 99% of the existence of humanity would have regarded this shit as punishable by death because it doesn't make any logical sense. But we're so unable to process that, right? We're so unable to. That's why they talk about when you can sit and appreciate a sunset.

That's everything you're supposed to be doing with your brain. But we don't really have the ability to like appreciate the things we assume. We do. We do have the. You don't sit back sometimes I think like the fact that I'm even existing is in fucking same.

But that's why I don't believe that We've had a podcast for years. For years. You know what I'm saying? And we're talking in a fucking computer. We've seen each other six times. You know what I'm saying? In real life.

And we're making a living. You know what I'm saying? Doing this shit. It's miraculous the way we exist. You know what I mean? talking to my grandmother through fucking waves that I can't see in the fucking, you know what I mean? It's incredible. And that somebody actually figured this out, figured out how to use some shit they couldn't see.

It's insane. But also I understand that because our existence is so miraculous and there's not an explanation for a lot of this stuff. Sammy came in here. Somebody came in here, goddamn. She tried to mimic me. You see me all. I have to. But anyway.

What do we do? You and daddy. But you know what I'm saying? I also see why people look for other ways to explain stuff. Because like, I mean, yes, to a degree, I understand like you saying like it's just really hard to fathom that and to give that, you know, like, this is why it exists. But also like, if you tell the wrong person, like, you know, we all enjoy thinking about how small we are in the universe.

If you give that information to the wrong person, it like ruins their whole day. Like it really does bother people to like, overwhelms them. Overwhelms. To realize that their existence doesn't really mean. mean, it means everything to you. And I never suggest. And your family and all of that. For sure. Yes.

But like that's all that it means. And that's okay. But I do think that that bothers people. And I think that I used to think religion and stuff existed to explain the unexplainable. And I don't think that's a case anymore. I think we all inherently innately understand that the unexplainable is not explainable. Right. I think that we created those stories to make ourselves feel as important as our

brains want us to feel. But the thing with me is, when I look at like the God that is all knowing, you know what I'm saying, that we talked about that, you know, you know, all knowing, you know, omnipresent, all that shit, right? I can't imagine that that person would find me as important as the people that are in my life. If I would, if you focus on the people around you, I think that's where like, you know, the importance is, right? I can't imagine how a God would make me feel more important. a godlike being, you know what I'm saying? Then like my daughter.

You know what I'm saying? Or my mom. You know what I mean? Like, I can't imagine that. So I just, that's odd to me that people would create that. I get that completely. I think you're right as far. But I think that's a odd way of thinking when there's people in your life that find you extremely important that are right there in front of you. And you need to create an entire God. And I'm not saying he's created.

I do believe in a God. You know what I'm saying personally. But I mean, but I don't, but to go to that for that reason. I think is odd, you know what I mean? Well, anyway, that's my general thing with the pseudosciences. It's just like with most of these conspiracies, the boring explanation is the real explanation. You know what I mean? And it's just like, and I just don't need, I don't know, the places in my life where life weren't crazy, it went super crazy.

So I never went looking for more ways that that would be the case. You know what I mean? I've always said I just feel like, well, I mean, I've always always always said, I always said, the last four or five years out, this is just a difficult existence to, to understand. You know what I'm saying? And like,

like, it's different, like we're on a fucking planet that's moving in a crazy fucking fast pace. You know what I'm saying? Rotating to crazy fast pace. You know what I mean? And how,

like all the things that are worked daily just for us to be, to continue to exist to the next day. You feel me? And if you need to create something to get through these days in an existence that we truly don't understand how we got here,

it may, I, all for it. Just don't be out here judging and doing other people bad because of it. You feel me? But if you need that to help you get through your day, do that. I love it for you. You feel me?

So if it's crystals. No, for sure, 100%. Right. When it's harmless, it's harmless. But it's exactly what Tyler said. Opening the door of saying, I'm a free thinker. It never ends with, oh, I just rigorously look at the, I just rigorously look at the quality of information committee.

It never ends there. You know what I mean? The crystals and stuff, for sure. Sure, like the people are trying to give their own life meaning as opposed to looking for ways to project meaning onto historical events. Yeah. I think it's complete those are completely different things. But Tyler's right that I've known a lot of people who are like, I just, you know, I like to verify information for myself. Most judgmental people on the planet too, though.

Most judgmental people on the planet too. You know what I mean? And it just never ends with them just being more informed normal people. It's really just making up stuff to make themselves seem better. You know what I'm saying? A lot of times. Yeah, like how many times do you hear the, the, do your own research type, say, hey, I did my own research. And yeah, y'all were right.

Vaccines work. You know what I'm saying? Like, when did, when does that happen? You know what? Actually, I would say the one, the one time, there's been two times. John did that. John did that where he was like, hey, you know, I'm a little bit nervous about this stuff. And he went and asked.

But I wasn't out here saying nothing else. Yeah, right, right, right. That was just like, I'm going to wait and see, you know what I'm saying? With my shorty, I wouldn't have got to backy quick. You know what I mean? But I'm waiting. see with my shorty and then yeah but tyler's exactly right no one no one ever has gone and been like oh yeah as it turns out the scientists are right right right right right i got that vacuum before

y'all i don't know if y'all remember i had to get the hookup to the vacuum yeah i got the white of the link they sit it to the being a john nichols helped you feel me john anthony Nichols, he has to be one of us. Send him to link. Everybody said it to you too, Mike. You know what I'm saying? You did. Yeah, you did.

You did. And then I was trying to, once I got in, are we allowed to talk about how we were all, we were trying to cheat the system with the vaccines? Everyone's vaccinated now, right? Yeah, yeah. I was out there. Once I found out I could get because the 5,

six two works with links, works with kids at schools. Oh, boy, I was fucking. I was. You were very kind of. Maravich out there. I was Magic Jocelyn throwing. He's fucking, you're a freelancer for the 562. You're a freelancer for the

562. You took a photo for us once. 15 assists a game, baby. Break the record. Let's go. Yes, this 80-year-old sweet lady does work for the 562. We got to get her to the front of the law. And good for you. And good for you. Yeah, that's real sure. You know, I sit that motherfucker over like,

I think, I thought you said, I hit you with the he-he-he. You did. That's the homie. I said it to a few people like, you were the first one. I sent it to a few people like, yo, the white people don't fuck up,

gave me the link. Pass it out to the homies. Let's tap in. But like, for real, I had to do a lot of research, though, when it came to Rother and, you know,

saw me, she was pregnant and all that. We wanted to make sure. Yeah, so yeah, but. But what you were researching and which is almost never the case

when people say, scholarly journals and shit, bro, like, you know what I'm saying? You feel me? Like, yeah. And that's, I mean, it's obviously

it's the problem with the internet but we don't need to get into all this. But obviously it's a problem with the internet. It's just you could, there is a 37th page of the search. You know what I mean? There doesn't need to be a 37 page of search. Most questions have one answer

is usually boring. You know, that's it. Moving on. When do you go to the second page of the search? Like, I don't even know if there needs to be two pages a lot of times, bro. Two pages of the search is more than enough. Let me do something right now live on the show.

I'm going to go to Google and I'm going to type in are aliens real and I'm going to click on page 30 of the Google search and see what the top fucking result is. How about that? Hell yeah. 14.

Hey man, this is interesting. Anticipation is killing me. Oh my God. Oh my God. What page you go to? What page you go to you said yet? 18 is the last. Literally at the end of page 18 is like in order to show you the most relevant

results. We've omitted some entries. Like, we're not trying to logitizing. Right, right. We don't want it. It gets real weird. Oh my, okay. So the very last one is porn. Alien porn. What is page two? Teen bleeped by aliens while

watching porn. Let's see. The other ones on this page, the Missouri law of real property. Oh, this is about aliens in terms of immigration status. This is from audio boom.com. aliens in the Bible

and human extraterrestrial hybrids an article by Paul Wallace I want to do my own research that sounds very interesting this is probably this is probably racist this is from the Daily Star

in the UK black alien strips fully naked to show extreme body and then alien diamond formed 4.5 billion years ago before crashing to Earth

in Australia And then Alex Jones is next And Kyrie This is where Kyrie found that fucking quote I know that the problem With the First Amendment is we can never curtail anything I mean it's a I'm a First Amendment absolute It's just good and all that obviously

But we don't But we should bar beyond the first page of the search results Go to page two I want to see what page two is So I doubt I'd really care about what page two is It's not as weird obviously Here's one other one from the last Google search last page

15 world leaders fight to the death Are aliens real? What the fuck? Hey, run me that link too. Damn. Oh, fucking mortal combat. Right, right. Okay, page two, BBC, the UFO sightings that swept the U.S.

This is from the summer when they were releasing the video, the Navy was releasing the videos. Military Times.com has a headline that says UFOs pose real danger, says Pentagon, but aliens aren't to blame, probably. reasonable do aliens exist most compelling evidence from sky history a YouTube video called our aliens real cool on that so this is like much more it's more realistic but also we don't need it you know what I'm saying turned off of the highway first page is all you really need you know I mean we're already getting gas in a small town in rural Alabama we should not be getting gas in we need to be back on the information highway right right page way wait Baby. Yeah, page two is with it.

Yeah, that's a, that's a quick stop too. I'm looking around and see if there's any niggas around. You know what I mean? Do I stop and get gas here? Probably not. There's a huge difference between page two and page one is the New Yorker. Have we already been visited by aliens? Page 1 is going to answer all your questions.

NASA brings standards of evidence to the search for UFOs. Time magazine. Are aliens real? The evidence for both arguments. popular mechanics six solid reasons to actually believe in alien scientific american the history of the search for extraterrestrial intelligence these are very different search and they're all and they're all interesting you'll get through those you don't need to go to page two and read the military times you know what I'm saying it's really unnecessary after page one

Google does a great job of filtering out the fuck shit you know I mean you know that's one of the things with the conservatives is that they think Google is is censoring the real that's one of the things with like the conservative They're hiding it from you on page 18. Right. Yeah. So they're using, I don't remember the names of the other search engines,

but they literally are like, Francis got all Google Software. So they want you to be on, what are the other? Yeah, whatever. Like, you know,

Bing. Bing had very pretty pictures, though. Have you ever, you have you used Yahoo? Yeah, their nature pictures are awesome. The nature pictures are beautiful. Have you used Yahoo? It is horrible.

Was it this bad back then? Or is Google? I never used Yahoo. We were an Alta Vista family. Oh, wow. Interesting. Altivista and then Ask Jeeves and then Google. Yeah.

As G's was like my college. Asked geez. I cheated. That was not. Facts. Ask Jeeze is what Google is now. Because now if you ask Google a question, they don't even,

and it's actually destroying the local news industry, so it's not great that they're doing it. But instead of taking you to the website, they just put the answer up that they took us on the website. They just put it up. They basically asked Jeeves themselves. That is true. Get in on the Monday Night Football Action with Fandul, America's number one sportsbook.

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with pure jealousy and hatred and my family is not in the house so we can speak openly and honestly with each other about this maybe you guys can't but what's the name of Megan Nostalian's boyfriend?

Party. I knew that was coming. Fuck that. Fuck him. Booker Boy of the fucking month. Fuck him. That picture was I have never ever. I have done.

never seen a picture on social media and truly experienced jealousy in my fucking life the way I did from that picture of her with the booty up in his face while he's playing video games. Fuck that man, booker boy of the week. You know what you. That man was living a dream, bro, playing some motherfucking madden with some, with all that ass in his lap. Like, god damn.

I feel you. I was hating too, dog. As a regular human, there is no way I could be that calm in that moment. he was really chilling that's a normal thing in his life that's where the jealousy comes from it wouldn't be jealousy if it showed excitement

he didn't show excitement he was actually looking away he was looking at the game it's normal to him and that's like that's where the unfairness comes you know what I mean it's it's and she said the

she said not that I've spent a lot of time looking at the picture but if you notice she's not reaching out to hold the camera. She set it on a timer, which means she was in that position for a little bit. She got the settings figured out. She got her hands back under her chin

so she can make the cute little tee-he I'm just hanging out face. God damn it. I have never been more jealous by a piece of art. It evoked an emotion for me that photography never has. But yes. Need to get my wife to get me a motherfucker

and Meg the Stallion, Chris. I'm going to ask her if those are. and that money Chris too, let's not play. Yeah. Run that money crystal back too, you feel me. Hey, but that's facts. If a crystal could bring you joy or a crystal could like cure cancer

or it could bring you money, there has to be one specific kind of crystal out there just for making the stallion, right? Got to be, got to be, bro. Got to be. If it ain't the world needs you, shit. Please.

Oh, shit. Shit. Okay. The last thing I wanted to talk about, I think this is an underrated two America's conversation. And I fall down, I think on the other side of John. And I actually feel this is one of the rare instances where the side that I grew up on may be correct. John, can you explain to me the washing of dishes before they go into the dishwasher? Okay. The thing with me is, okay, when you just put the dishes in there, even if you're just, even if you're just, you're just, if you're just rinsing them and there's food left on them. Generally, you know, like that food can be spread to other dishes or at least sticks on that dish. I hardly ever see truly clean dishes after the dishwasher if the dish is not, you know, if the food is on the dish prior. And so that's where I met like, I don't want to like just keep doing this same dish over and over like putting in a dish because it doesn't get

clean. You know what I mean? Especially like the bowls on the top. They don't get. They're not, if I leave egg in them shits, you know what I mean? And then like, where is the, where's the food going? Is this disappearing? I know that it'll drain, but like, I just, I'm just, I don't see. I don't, if I don't, if I don't clean them prior, you know what I'm saying? I don't get a clean dish out of the dishwasher. So this is not a philosophical thing for you.

It's a functional thing. Functional thing from my experience. It's not like I'll see, if I could just throw my shit in there and the food disappeared and I'm cool, cool. I'm not like, you know what I mean? But for me to see a clean dish generally, I use the dishwasher as a disinfectant where I can get the food off there, throw it in there, you know what I'm saying?

And let the dishwasher, you know, heat, just use a whole bunch of hot water, a whole bunch of heat to kill whatever bullshit might be left on there because, I mean, for the most part, I've scrubbed the dish clean. And I'm not like using soap for every dish, but I'll scrub it, you know, clean before I put it in there because I don't want food residue

in the dishwasher and on other dishes. So that's where I come from I'm not just like I know you don't have to do the dishes brother but do the fucking dishes you know what I mean because on page 17 of the YouTube shirt you told me

you know what I mean I'm not just no this is because my experience is I don't get clean dishes you know what I'm saying your dishes are clean if you just throw them in there I'm going to go ahead I'm I'm on the blackest end of the spectrum on this discussion because I don't use my dishwasher at all The only time I ever use it

is when my dishes pile up too much and I will use that shit as like a rack to dry out my shit after I'm washing. Like that's the only time I use my shit. That's how age it is. That's how age it is. He just... Yeah. You know what I mean?

Why not though? Why not? So you just scrub them all clean with this? I mean, also you... Yeah, I... Go ahead, go ahead. I felt like I just really didn't have good experiences with this watch.

Like it wasn't... Shit wasn't getting all the way clean whenever I use it. You know what I'm saying? So, just felt like a waste of time. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah, for me, like, I've always scrubbed my shit prior.

I'll say, I'm not scrubbing like where I'm like, you know, with the pots, you'll scrub until they spiky span and you'll dry, I'll put them to put them away because you're not putting certain pots in the dishwasher, it destroys them, you feel me? I ain't scrubbing them like that where I'm making sure that, you know, I'm just making sure ain't no food residue on that shit. You know what I mean? And so the dishwasher does its job then where it just gets that sparkle on that motherfucker, you feel me? That it wouldn't have got if I would have put that glass in there, if I ought to just wash it my hand, dried it and threw it into the, it wouldn't have that sparkle. The dishwasher gets that sparkle on them. But it don't get rid of food, not in my experiences.

And that's why I say I watched the food on. Get the food rid of it. I mean, you be putting your motherfucker in there with food and shit. People are like, it's not regular soap. It's made to dissipate food. I hear that. I've never seen it though. You know, personally. Okay, here's my personal experience. And I think you both trust that between Shar and I were like

very hygienic people. Yeah, for sure. Okay. So when we eat and you know, because of Shar's back, We eat a shitload of rice too, which is similar to eggs. It's like, it's on everything. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My end-a-day routine is I scrape the food into the garbage disposal or the trash can, whatever. I might rinse just with water. Usually not. I just put it straight in the dishwasher. Forks and all that stuff straight in there, bowls straight in there, whatever. Food on a fork, too. Might be sauce on that shit, all that type of shit.

sauce like liquid straight in the dishwasher okay if it's like food on it yeah I mean like I think when you and I were tweeting about this someone was assuming I was putting like whole cuts of steak in the water dishwasher or something

like there's never like like perhaps this like if I'm eating a salad perhaps there's a small piece of lettuce on the fork or something but there is not like you know a chunk of chicken going into the dishwasher or some shit okay put it in the dishwashers or some shit okay

put it in the dish dishwasher. We do have, I do spend money on the nicer dish pods that have the three different colors on or whatever. And we also, and I don't know if people understand the importance of this, we also use the rinse aid, which is a separate, like a detergent liquid thing that you put in there that at the end of it is like the last polish on everything. So doing that, loading it every night, starting it, everything comes out. Perhaps once Yeah Perhaps once every two weeks Something comes out And it was like a pasta dish Where there was some tomato sauce

It was dried on it And I have to scrub that And then I'll scrub it And put it back in the dishwasher But 13 out of 14 days 20 out of 21 days I just don't ever

Do anything with washing it And it sounds like Maybe it's a mechanical issue Maybe it's just because You know We've had newer dishwashers Or we're using That might be it

or something? I don't know. The dishwasher we have is the one they have here. And, you know, the ones I've had before usually weren't, like, brand, brand new. My mom's at her house. So she had her house built years ago before she sold it. That motherfucker was brand new, like, in 2010 around that time

or something like that. Maybe, no, excuse me got that. Like 2007, 2007, 2008, something like that. But anyway, that one fuck is brand new. And I still had the watch before I put it in there. And it's one of the ones that run quiet and then you open it up and fucking there's a thunderstorm going on

in that shit but you can't hear you know what I mean when you don't hear shit to you open it up me it's like you know you see you know what I mean so like like it was one of them and still I still had to wash the dishes prior like I mean you know I wasn't throwing in there with no food my little brother would try to do that shit and he because he's he was maybe

further left than you on some like nigger the dish wash is supposed to wash the dish and then I'd go in there right right right right further right right for the right whichever way you want to do it right but But how your purview is. I would just say if anyone wants to try, if anyone wants to potentially convert here.

And I don't normally argue for conversions across the two America lines in my direction. Put it on the hottest saying. The white people are right this time. I believe that we are. I believe that we are. It's like the only argument I've had with like black friends or even like playfully, playfully with moms of black friends. No, bro.

Move smooth, my brother. But I truly believe put it on the hottest setting for the water. Use a real dish pod and like a good dish pot and then put the rinseade in because the rinse A is helpful too for sure. Because that's what Sharr will point out. Sometimes the glasses would come out and they'd be a little bit cloudy. Yeah, I don't fuck with that. Shard didn't fuck with that in the slightest. So we put the rinsade in and now even the glass comes out looking better than if I hand wash it.

It's like, maybe I need to. I think we might have it with our little pods, but, you know, I'll look and see. I'm just, and all I'm saying, all I'm saying, we buy, we have the machine. First you got to get Tyler to use a dishwasher. No, Tyler's a lot. He's a lot. Look at Tyler looked at me like, I can't believe you're about to talk about this shit. My grandma was the same way.

Her dishwasher was a, was a, was a drying rack. It was the only thing she did. Bro, that's, my mom was a, my mom was a like, we got a machine to do it. I don't fucking wash the clothes before I put them in the washing machine either. They hide the truth in dishwashers, man. They hide the truth in the dishwashers, gee. Don't let them tell you otherwise. All right.

We might have got one. We might have got one. I don't know. Probably not, man. It's just happening now, man. I don't know. We'll see. I might try one day.

But if I have to wash these motherfucking dishes again, I don't mean I might have converted one of you. I mean, white people might have won one argument. We might be right once. You might, you might, you might. You might, you might. We're not right about wash clubs. We're not right.

You're not right. You're not right about legs. Right about legs. So, hey, man, we got, hey, man. We're not right about anything food related. We're not right about anything music related, but the dishwasher might be the one. It might be the one. All right, man.

That's all the time we got for this, Jenkins and Jones. Hope the start of your week gets going good. And we'll see y'all on Thursday. Bye. Bye. Bye.