The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Jenkins and Jonez - Kevin Durant vs. Joe Tsai

Episode Date: August 11, 2022

The guys discuss the (sort of) end of The Breakfast Club, Kevin Durant vs. Joe Tsai, why Ben Simmons is hilarious, the latest lions not sheep incident, The Rock and Megan Thee Stallion, and much more. #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The volume. Welcome to Jenkins and Jones on the Volume Podcast Network. It's Thursday, August 11th, angel numbers. Oh, wow. It's real angel numbers. Sheesh. What if we took a hard-ass numerology crystal turn with no notice to people? They just turned it on and it was just, it was just us talking about what specific time we were born.

Bro, we argued about. rats and squirrels. I think they don't sign up for everything, Gee. Two podcasts about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches back to back, arguing until we sweat, bro. We'll make it fun. As always, Jenkins and Jones

hosted by my good friends, Dragonfly Jones, aka Tyler, back, back in the States. Try back. Stateside. How's it going, everybody? Stateside is the dumbest word, bro. Oh, my God. Legethro Jenkins,

aka John. What's that, Bubba? I'm Garty B, aka Mike. And this is going to be a good podcast. Just a heads up. Just an advance notice. This is a good podcast. That always makes me nervous.

I'm not going to lie to you. I'm putting the pressure on you. No, but don't say that either. Come on, man. Let's just have a pod. This is going to be an average, mediocre podcast. It'll just be a pod. It'll be a thing as a Jones pod.

It's an opposite. season Jenkins and Jones pie, which I feel like is okay. That gets you excited enough. RIP to the breakfast club, sort of. That shit blew up in the name motherfucker face. Basically, the breakfast club is still alive, but Angela Yee is

going somewhere else and like, Angela Yee tweeted out, you know, this is the end of the breakfast club, as we know it. You know, as we know it, qualify. A lot of motherfuckers just jumped over there. Like, good wrens, motherfuckers. We hate hate it, job. We can't stand, y'all. I'm so glad this shit's over with. that shit is still there.

Now these motherfuckers are like, wow, this is not this enough we were expecting. I think what's funny is like, you know, as we know it and like, I don't think about Angela Yee when I think of the Breakfast Club, you know what I mean? I think about Charlotte McGay. Charlemagame. Charlotte McGa. Charlotte McGah. I'm saying.

I mean. DJ Yee. DJE. DJE. You know, I think about him being clown by Diz Jamero. You know what I mean? But like, yeah, I mean. I didn't really know you were part of the breakfast club.

I did, but, you know, not really. So I don't know. I thought that was an interesting way to announce she's leaving. I just think the dynamic of like going on Twitter and being like, I have one week to live. And like the first quote tweet just being like, thank fucking God. Like. A lot of people must hate watch that shit, though, because it be doing numbers, man. You know what I mean?

Like, be doing numbers. I mean, regardless how you feel about it, if you're a black, you know, music artist, you're a black actor, that is on your spot on your promo tour. You know what I'm saying? When you in New York, you pull up. Yeah. I just couldn't imagine listening to people that I hated so much. You know what I mean? Like, dog, turn that shit off if it bothers you that much.

That's crazy. Hey, hey, we had some of that when we first got on with the volume some of, you know, some bleed over from, you know, big dog. Collins Basin. And they were like, what is this? It ain't for you, motherfucker. That's what it is. Niggas, right? So, bitch, you can bounce.

Please. God damn. We haven't gotten a flag, Abby, in a minute on, on Twitter doing the, I listen for 30 seconds before I heard the first N-word. We haven't heard a white man mad that he heard a black man say nigger in a while. So I think we're heading in a little. right direction I guess. All right.

Well, semi RIP to DJ Angela Lee. And DJ J. Shalem again. Shalem again. Y'all got some names

y'all. Y'all got some names. Oh, man. What are he saying? I think the funniest shit about that, that webby clip that people overlook, is when he asked who Shalemaghan was. Like, this is the fuck that's been on that.

She's been interviewed by that dude They had no idea And then he was like, oh, the asshole Okay, yeah Charlomah McGain Shalom McGay Oh man Saw that word

Bro Head did three turns Nicker Eyes went to back his head Charlotte McGay We need a hall We need a hall of fame We need a hall of fame

For brain shutdowns When you see a word That's too big And this is happen to everyone This shit happens to me too With your eyes twitch fast? Yes, it's Charlotte McGain. It's Kevin Garnett seeing the word equivalent.

Equival. Equival. So what is the... I love that. Hey, bro. Do y'all don't respect that? I'm respect that so much. He was on television.

I'm not playing with y'all. We're moving on. Y'all ain't going to set me up to get dunked on like this. You know what I mean? Because if he's fought to try to pronounce that shit, the fallout afterwards, Yeah. Dog, he made the right decision. Hey, the 5-6-2 is in the name pronunciation trenches, bro.

We cover high school sports in Long Beach. We do videos. We just get a roster from a coach, whatever. Like, it's 50 kids on each team, some shit. You're just calling the video, and it's just like these different names. Rule number one is you just say it with confidence and move on. You know what I mean? If you're saying it right, but you say it with hesitation,

it's going to sound like you're saying it wrong. If you say it wrong with confidence, I mean, my last name is Garter-Bossi. I'd never had my last name pronounced correctly until we got on, until I got on your podcast. Also, it's so diverse in Long Beach, too, man, so I can't imagine the names. I can pronounce Polynesian names. I can pronounce most white names. Some of the Eastern European shit fucks me up for sure. I can pronounce black names.

Hispanic, I can pronounce Cambodian and Thai names. I sound like the biggest gringo in the world trying to say a Hispanic name correctly. You know what I mean? If it has any kind of flavor to it. Juniper, juniper, nigga. The culture of my city. All right, let's talk about, I have this topic down as KD and all that.

Tyler, I feel like you are actually like the world's foremost authority on the dysfunctional workplace dynamic of the Brooklyn basketball team. Where do we rank Kevin Durant saying, you know what? Replace the coach and the gym. and the owner going, no, fuck you. Yeah, I have become a subject matter expert on the... Who's calling HR on who, Tyler?

On the Brooklyn, that. But this is fucking hilarious because I think it all comes down to the net still not believing KD when he says what he says. You know what I mean? I still think they think he's bluffing. And like I said, I don't think KD is someone who talks just to hear himself talk. He's not that type of dude. But what's interesting to me here is,

Joe Sy just taking this public approach of who he's siding with during this drama. Like, I don't think we've ever seen that from an owner where you've got, you know, a standoff with your franchise player about a trade request and you are tweeting out who you're siding with, that you're siding with the coach and the gym. I don't think we've seen that before. But, you know, it all boils down to what I said before. Like, I don't think Josie is moving here in the best interest of, you know, the Nets as a basketball team of the best product he can put out there.

I think this is all a fucking, you know, a publicity stunt up here. move, whatever, to get his rep back. Because, you know, like I said before, so many billionaires, when they get into sports, when they get into team ownership, they're doing that shit, of course, to make money, and they're also doing that shit to impress other rich people. And the other rich people were laughing at his ass with the way, you know, KD and Kyrie were running the show there.

So, picking Steve Nash, picking Steve fucking Ash, like he's Greg Popovich over Kevin Durant. It's something I cannot get with. But, like I said, I think that it's not about him putting the best product out he's trying to get his rat back. I think it's just so weird that Kevin Durant actually made some... Like this is what Kevin Durant

should have said from jump, bro. We can't win with Steve Nash. I don't want to play with this motherfucker anymore. You know what I mean? Everybody knows this shit, but Josai? Everybody knows this but Josai. You know what I mean? Like, bro, that makes no sense to me.

We all understand that you're not going to win with Steve Nash. He was the fucking biggest joke. of the fucking internet during the first joining the playoffs you know what I'm saying the first round everybody was talking about it

Kevin Durant just finally tells them you know hey bro no no Steve Nash it's just saying it's going to work I'm not going to pretend anymore you feel me and he goes public like that's just ridiculous

this was a Kevin Durant's most reasonable ask give me a fucking coach that coaches please you know what I mean A coach is not going to play me 48 minutes a game off an Achilles injury.

Bro, a coach that, yeah, right. You saw what already happened to me, bro. You know what I mean? Like, give me, give me an actual coach and Joe Seis like, no, publicly. So him to keep his rep back, he's willing to look stupid. You know what I'm saying?

He's willing to be stupid not to be laughed at by rich people. Bro, get fucking Kevin Durant, a good coach. Fuck the mother rich people and cash out, nigger. You got Kyrie and KD. That is money, baby.

You know what I mean? I guess when you're a billionaire you don't need no more. Fuck it. You got all the money you know you ever need for 17 lives. But it's just,

it makes no sense to me that somebody that can't be as stupid as he's acting right now is acting this stupid publicly. So other rich people don't laugh at them. It's weird. It's very stupid, but it's, you know,

it's pride here. That's what this shit is all about. You know, he's trying to grab some power back. But, you know, going back to what you said, Steve Nash, he should have been out of there

at the end of last postseason 2021 after that Milwaukee series. Like granted they got some bad breaks with Kyrene Hard to be now. But that was a chance for Nash to show his acumen and show his coaching shops. And the only thing, the only adjustment this motherfucker did was play KD for 47 minutes that series. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's not built for this. And when you're, and I've seen a lot of people saying, well, you know, KD picks Steve Nash.

So how he's going to ask for Steve Nash to get out? He was wrong. Yeah, he was wrong. And he's admitting that. He's admitted now. Exactly. You don't have to be committed to being wrong just because you made a mistake. You don't have to be wrong in perpetuity.

And what's the word perpetuity? Whatever the fuck? In perpetuity. Equival. Equival. Equival. A quarrel in Charlotte of a gauge. You don't got to be wrong.

You're going to be Charlotte of a game. You got to go. But yeah, look. Okay. So you were wrong about giving Kevin Durant the keys to the franchise. You were wrong about riding with Kevin Durant on Steve Nash. Fix both that shit. Take the keys back from KD and get another fucking coach.

It's that simple. It makes no sense, bro. Yeah. I mean, you hit it on the hands. head. I don't know how you look at Steve Nash and go, that looks like a good hill to die on. That looks like a good hill to bury my NBA franchise on the hill of fucking Steve Nash. But it's exactly what you said. The most insecure people I know are also among the most successful people that I know. And I think if you are insane enough to do, like, who was saying,

I think someone was saying this about Jay-Z, that the reason he's, that the reason he's not on social media is because he's the most sensitive person in the world. Those are the people that rise to the highest levels because that's how crazy you have to be to have 500 million dollars in the bank and be like, I have to double this. And show up to work. And continue to work. So I totally agree with Tyler. It's entirely a pride play for 29 other people that own NBA franchises for 29 other people who he probably hates, but he wants to be in the board of governors and the owners meetings, not having people look at him going, oh, his dick's a couple inches shorter than I thought it was.

Like, that's not how you, but it is, but it is. All of theirs is. But this is, it's just, Steve Nash has improved shit as a coach. He's only, all we've seen is a lack of ability. And you look at Kevin Duran, a fucking two-time champion, a motherfucker that almost beat the bucks by his fucking self. He was a, a half a size too big, you know what I'm saying, from beating the fucking bucks. Altering the history of the NBA. Altering the history of the NBA.

You know what I mean? Taking away the, what was that, 60 point game from fucking Yonis that he got in the finals to beat the sport? 50, 14, 5, 5 blocks, 16 from 19 from free throw. Jesus, fucking Christ. You know what I mean? but anyway, you know what I mean? And you look at Steve Nash and you choose that over that. I don't care how much pride I have.

I don't care how much people laugh at me. That doesn't make any sense. Right. The math does not math. And I mean, there's just no excuse for Josiah and how he's moving. You know what I'm saying? Now you're just blatantly making yourself look like, bro, everybody's like, you know, was on, was, it's clowning Katie on some shit like,

Katie's always running from the grind and all, whatever the fuck. You know what I mean? Now we all understand. You know what I'm saying? Like, run from this motherfucker here, because he ain't talking, he ain't making no goddamn sense. I think you can have, uh, criticisms or feel negatively about KD and the moves he's made and still be reasonable enough to accept that he's correct at least about the head coach.

I'll make a point about the, I take the point about the GM. I know that there's, Nets fans were like, we feel like we have a great front office. Okay. But the coach, the most sacred thing in pro sports, whether it's basketball, football, baseball, whatever, is the window, right? How long can you keep the window open? And teams that have gone to the next level, you think about that with the Warriors.

You remember how much shit the Warriors took for firing Mark Jackson after they'd have one of their most successful seasons ever? But their ownership in their front. And keeping Thompson, too. They had over K Love at that time. And they had, but they had a front office that said, this coach has done really good things here, but this is not where we're trying to get to.

And they were correct. I'm not saying I think Steve Kerr is the best coach in the world, but you can't argue with the results of what happened, right? And so that's the deal here. You might feel like, oh, the superstar picked Steve Nash. So now this is my line in the sand that you can't pick a coach twice or whatever. But he's correct. that that's not the guy to get them where they're trying to go.

And you can't disagree with them on principle. Maybe that works in business, but that does not work in fucking sports. You know, it's a stupid position to put yourself in. And follow-up topic, you're leaving yourself with a dude who was asked about playing in a playoff game and left the group chat.

That motherfucker is entertaining. Ben Simmons amuses me so very much. I do not understand how people are mad at that man and not enjoying the fucking performance arts that he's been given us the last couple years. It's been phenomenal, bro. I have enjoyed every second of this Ben Simmons riot. As good as Ben Simmons has been when he's actually playing ball, he's 10 times more interesting when he's not. This whole shit has been so much more fun than watching him hoop. And he's been in, what, two All-Star games in the three years he's actually played basketball?

God-tier fucking defensive player. You know what I mean? And I would much rather see this shit. This shit has been great. Good for you, Ben. This is an entertainment. And regardless of if you're playing basketball, you're still entertaining. That man left the group.

You're still working. Liam Marie. That man dipped. That man gave him the motherfucking aim. door slam sound effect on that motherfucker. Because they asked him to play a basketball game.

I wonder. They can't play a basketball game in the basketball team group chat. I'm not here for this. What the fuck? Basketball talk? You see this fit I'm going to put on,

bro? All this orange, nigga. I bought that to sit on the sideline, nigga. Fuck you be. Dog. Man. It's, it's, it's, it's,

Do we think When do we think we're going to see Ben Simmons hoop again? Are we going to see Ben Simmons hooping next year? Do we think that starting the season? Yeah, I think it'll be there at the season opener. And there's a part of all jokes aside, I completely understand if Ben Simmons felt like they were trying to throw him to the wolves

and trying to make him a scapegoat. Oh, they were. Right, throwing this man in the fucking M. Elimination game as his first game back? No, no, I get it. Bro, can you imagine Twitter if they, like them losing, adding Ben Simmons and he had anything to do with that lost dog, starting back over, bro.

You know what I mean? Well, and of all the teams, you're going to throw him in against that defense? I mean, you know what I mean? I fully respect his decision. I just think it's funny. Like, I'm trying to picture a world where we're in the group chat with fucking Jackson and Adam. And Jackson's like, how about 11 a.m. on Sunday.

You just leave the group. John left the group chat. I might do that. Just for the vibes, man. You know what I mean? Yo, it had me back, man. I was playing. Does it get back in a group chat?

You know, after that stunt? Oh, you know what I mean? They started a whole new group chat for him because he did that. I did that as a joke in a group chat and then everyone was mad at me because we had to start a new group chat because it couldn't have me back in it. They lost all the content. They were mad at them. about the lost content. I just thought it would be funny.

Someone said something and I fucking left the group chat, but then I thought I could have myself back in. I thought it was aimed, guys. I thought it was fucking 1996, is my bad. I thought you could add them back in too. That actually isn't your fault. You should be able to be added back in. Apple slipping.

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Age and location restrictions apply voidware prohibited. See www.fandul.com slash faceoff dash terms for terms and conditions. I saw this tweet Tyler put up 20 seconds after he put it up and I knew it was going to be the fucking funniest thing that happened on Twitter this week. But Tyler said he has a friend that's trying to plan for you guys meeting up for homecoming. And he's being, as will happen

with black friends, he's being made fun of for being organized or being made fun up for anything. Yes. Yeah, yeah, man. Shouts to my dog, Leon, if you listen to. He was, uh, he's the organizing ass nigga. You know what I'm saying? Who'll be getting us all together and shit. He was my first roommate in college, my first

college friend, still my friend to this day. That's my dog. But yeah, man, we be, uh, he's an organized motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? He's been that way his whole life. Like I said, when I was his roommate, he was organized and shit. And now that, you know, we're all alumni, we all spread across the map and shit. He's been, you know, the organizer who, you know, mapped shit out for homecoming and for our get-togethers and shit.

And we were just clowning that motherfucker the other day. We was like, damn, fucking organized ass, nigga. Different color tabs of my binder ass, nigga. Like family reunion ass, nigga. Family reunion, t-shirt face ass, nigga. Niggas like, bro, we needed you in the 60th, nigga. You'd have been doing numbers mobilizing people for the N-WACP and shit. So yeah, man, it's all.

Yeah, that's, bro. We clown people for everything. Like, someone tweeting me and said, something black people do is add an ass nigger to one of your strengths to make it one of your weaknesses. And I was like, God damn, that's scripture right there, bro. Brilliant. Brilliant.

Yeah, but also, I want to read something that Twitter user, Yo Girl, Marley sent me, which was interesting as fuck to me, where she said that, you know, the way that we clown our friends in love is similar to reverse dominance, which is one of the practices used by hunter-gatherers to maintain their egalitarian ways

of intense cooperation and sharing. Dog and our homies is in our blood. That's a tweet she sent, and she sent me this excerpt. Okay, it says, theory one. Hunter-gatherers practice a system of reverse dominance that prevented anyone from assuming power over others. The writing of anthropologists make it clear that hunter-gatherers were not passively egalitarian.

They were actively so. Indeed, in the words of anthropologist Richard Lee, they were fiercely egalitarian. They would not tolerate anyone's boasting or putting on airs or trying to lord it over others. Their first line of defense was ridicule. If anyone, especially a young man, attempted to act better than others or failed to show proper humility in daily life, the rest of the group, especially the elders, would make fun of that person until proper humility was shown. One regular practice of the group that Lee studied was that of insulting the meat.

Whenever a hunter brought back a fat antelope or other prize game item to be shared with the band, the hunter had to express proper humility by talking about how skinny and worthless it was. If he failed to do that, which rarely happened, others would do it for him and make fun of him in the process. When Lee asked one of the elders of the group about this practice, the response he received was the following. When a young man kills much meat, he comes to think of himself as a big man, and he thinks of the rest of us as his inferiors. We can't accept this. We refuse one who boasts. For someday, his pride will make him kill somebody.

So we always speak of his meat as worthless. In this way, we cool his heart and we make him gentle. I thought that was interesting as fuck. And then the funniest shit is a tweet right under that said, Oh, researching ass, nigger. But yeah, I thought that was a funny guy. So. But I thought that was interesting as fuck, man.

I thought that was a very interesting, you know, origin story that. Oh, shit, man. I saw somebody said every time he, uh, every time he tries to recommend a non-marvel movie to his friends,

they start calling him fucking Sundance. Yeah. Fucking son. He said, they don't even be no art film shit. He was like, I recommended panic room, and they were like, oh, here you go again. Panic room?

Panic room. Jesus Christ. And, And shouts and shouts to the homie, Smoky LaRoy Jr. He's a listener of the show who hit Shorty with the old research and ass nigga. That's too funny, man. That's so fucking funny. What's this stupidest, funniest thing you've been made fun of for by a group of friends?

I told you all in the group chat. I have been made fun of by my black friends for not knowing how to be white because I wasn't racist enough. I remember one time in college, me and the homies were at the library and it was raining. like this little ass umbrella that that our fucking dorms were giving away it was in the lobby for anyone to take right just a little fucking hand size umbrella and I pulled it out when it was raining

they was like damn look at this prepared ass nigga right here eagle scout ass like I got clown for being prepared bro hey but I'm just saying umbrothers bro that's who carries umbrellas yeah you know what I'm saying that's that's a different level of prepared this is back in my corn row day man

you know okay you had to protect them you had to protect that hair you know what I'm saying You know what I'm saying? I had to pat that motherfucker when you was into this shit. I think the most effective joint was, I had that house fire in, like, in 2011. And I think I, I guess I brought it up too much. You know what I mean?

I was like, yeah, back when I, niggas knew I had it. I just was talking about it. And my nigger Jabari, real nigger, you know what I'm saying? We was driving in Chicago on just like a little road trip. He looked to me and said, don't bring that. tiny tim ass shit up ever again dog. And I didn't.

And I needed to hear that. Bro, you soak it too much. Get the fuck up out of that. You good. Baby, we cool. We hear. We on our way to Chicago. Let's have some fun. Don't bring that fucking house fire from fucking a year and a half ago

over here. So yeah, bro. I still, I've been clown for all the type of shit, the wildest shit. But that was the like that. think the most effective like niggins. That was, that was beautiful. I mean, I just had to respect that shit like a motherfucker. I've been made fun of for loving my wife. Right, right, right.

That's always a common target. Right. Y'all been together a minute. That makes sense. Yeah, that's a lifelong, that's a lifelong thing I've been made fun of for. Right, right, right. I've been made fun of for loving my wife by multiple sets of friends. Oh, shit.

Okay. Speaking of things that it's actually that it's very, very, very much worth making fun of, did you see the Lions Not Sheep story from this week, gentlemen? I vaguely saw it. They brand themselves as making all their apparel in the U.S. They're being fined by the government for the lines. not sheep clothing line cutting off

the made in China tags off of their apparel and sewing on a made in USA tag which is illegal who caught it though who caught it I mean I'm sure I'm sure that someone who just doesn't like them

reported it because no one was a researching ass nigger and look that shit up look bro if you if you're gonna be a gripper you got to be shameless You can't be, you know, trying to, you know, backtrack in and hide your tracks like that. Like those MAGA hats, those motherfuckers were made in China, bro. Oh, for sure.

Clear as day on the motherfuckers. And Trump did not give a fuck. If you're going to be a grifter, you got to be shameless, man. Thinking that the audience for the Lions Not Sheep Clothing Line actually cares, actually has the, like, intellectual consistency to be like, this shirt wasn't made in America. That's so, that's the funniest part of the whole thing. You're exactly right. They were going to get that and go, well, I. can't walk around being an asshole with this on, but it says it was made in China.

Right, right. Because you're right. And, you know, some of those MAGA hats were fucking embroidered by an embroidery shop in Long Beach. You're exactly right. Every one of those fucking hats came in with a big ass made in Vietnam, made in China tag on it. And none of those motherfuckers give a fuck because they don't actually give a fuck about any of that shit. They just want to wear the shit in your face. That's all, you know, that's the whole thing.

They don't give a fuck. They're not like, oh, no, the American textile indexile index. industry. It's not about them feeling good about their country. They want to make you feel bad about this country. That's the goal. Well, I have to say, I'm not often cheering for the FBI, and I'm not often snapping crisp salutes at the national anthem when I'm covering fucking games.

But Donald Trump's hotel getting raided by the FBI and the crybaby tantrum that has ensued is the fucking funny and shit. I've seen in this country in quite some time, bro. Dog, dog, somebody tweeted at the FBI, do an unboxing video. I saw that. Drop that shit on YouTube. It's going to do numbers, baby.

Guarantee. I'm tapping in. Hell yeah. I'm tapping it. Oh, my God. That man buried his ex-wife on his golf course. I don't think we'd talk enough about that. What the fuck was that, dude?

Do you know why? Did you read the story about why? No, why? Why did he bury her like she was a golden retriever? I need to know this. This is going to... You're going to, you are going to love this. Put her out to patch,

like all together. Yeah, he told, right, he told the kids she's up on. She's, she's, she's playing on a farm upstate with lots of other advances. He buried her on the golf course because the golf courses exist in a certain tax bracket and cemeteries get some huge fucking tax breaks. And all you have to do is have one person buried on the property for it to be a cemetery. So he buried his ex-y-y-y-suit. like right next to the T-box on hole one

so that he could get like an extra 20% in tax breaks on the fucking golf course. Shut down. That's a Joe Si motherfucker. That is a Joe Sy. Does he thank her when he pulls up on whole one? You know what I mean? Appreciate your old bat.

You know what I mean? And tee off. I mean, that's just sick. That is crazy, bro. That's what it takes to be a billionaire, though. You got to think like that. Bairing your ex-wife on a fucking golf course for the tax breaks. Fuck that shit, nigga.

On a golf course. Dead across. Right across from the corn dog nuggets. You know what I'm saying? Drop some hot dog juice on the way to T1 X Daly. Shit. Crazy. Incredible.

I did want to bring up one other maggot topic, pardon me, but I have to talk about the lady with the enormous hat. week maga today god damn mike i'm just playing go ahead i'm trying i'm trying to be i'm trying to be better at being white i'm trying to i'm trying to erase the stain lead more into your history uh we have to talk about the the the large the large hat lady uh i don't know the context of the video except i guess she was being interviewed upset that don't drum got rated and she felt like wearing a giant foam MAGA hat would like lend credibility to make us think take her more serious like I really mean this with this big ass hat on are you fucking crazy bro how big is that hat dog where do you buy hats like that they are selling things like that that's something like that should have to be right definitely bro that shit should have she should have she should have

to go ask somebody to make that. She shouldn't have to, she shouldn't be able to pull up and buy a hat that looks like that. They'll sell fucking anything. It's crazy. Y'all, y'all remember Pee-Wee Herman's cowboy homie who had that big ass phone hat? Y'all remember that shit? Yeah. That's what that shit reminded me up.

That hat was big as fuck. I mean, you look stupid as fuck with the normal size hat on. You know what I'm saying? So just taking it to cartoonish heights. I don't know, man. What? How did peewee go out? I wasn't was he

what was going on was he was he was he in a porn theater jerking on yes yes and um he wasn't exposing themselves no it was it was it was it was it was legal for him to do that there you know what I'm saying yeah what what got fucking

we were kids so we didn't get the innuendo exactly I was wondering about that it was it was yeah the reason he really got into was because it was a gay you know showing and that's what got him real road we just thought he was being a nasty Pee-Wy over that shit, bro.

Dan is his career. I fuck with Pee-wee hell of tough. That was my nigga. Me too. I had the Pee-Wee-Herman Playset, bro. And they were setting it up like Pee-We was fucking exposing themselves to children or some shit. I remember like stories like that were and I was drinking off in a porn theater, bro.

And so like I was one like, I was like, I wanted to. In 2022, that's not even a, you're not getting 10 minutes of a new cycle for that. You feel me? And they ruined. We're clowning you on Twitter for an hour and that's it. You know what I was. He was, I mean, that that man had an empire that they ruined because he was gay. Yeah.

Dog, man. Yeah. Jesus. He masturbated in a theater that allowed masturbation, but like I said, he got railroaded because it was gay. It was in the gate there, so. They didn't tell us all that. And specifically to connect the dots, he was gay.

He was in a gay theater, but he was doing a kid show. I mean, that's really what they, you know what I mean? He could have probably been gay and been in entertainment, but he was gay and doing stuff for kids. and I mean, you see those motherfuckers are still sensitive about that shit. They still think that that's evil or whatever. You know what I mean?

And it's 2022 at this point. But as long as they got their fucking giant, you know, that lady was watching the fucking Pee-Wee Herman show and saw a giant hat dude and was like, I wonder what he has to say about presidential politics. Like she feels like if she puts her giant hat on, she could say whatever the fuck she wants to say, I guess.

All right. But yeah, man, you know, everybody beat their dick, dog. You know, I'm sure the dude in the, Barney, you know, a costume was, you know, stroking his shit too. But, you know what I'm saying? Like, just because Peavy was, you know, in a fucking gate there that's why that shit happened to it. Yeah.

Dirty game, man. Dirty game, man. Damn, man. And what was, what was the most flagrant part? I mean, obviously he lost his career and that's horrible for him, you know what I'm saying? And, you know, but like, dude, we missed out his kids and also, like, how they ruined his name. How they turned him into, like,

a bad human being. You know what I mean? Like, the stories that went around about pee-wee were completely, they were horrible and completely false. And we were sharing these stories amongst kids, you know what I'm saying, as kids in like elementary school. That's crazy. I want, like, was there like a doc on this or something? Like, they called the motherfuckers out. They did this shit. So the actor, as you could imagine with my dad, this is like a, this is a subject he was interested in. The actor of Paul Rupert's. he actually like he still does the character and they had a netflix movie come out a peewee

netflix movie a new one come out not that long ago um so he's still i mean he's doing you know you were on tv for five years in the fucking 80s you're a bagillionaire now still you know what i mean like he's he's doing they definitely fucked his career over and all that shit but um but he he's been you know i don't know he's been he's been working so okay we had some shit back in the day bro earn it scared stupid Pee-wee. I watch Ernest scared stupid with the kids every year. Bro, that shit was far.

I watched that shit probably 86 times. Ernest was funny as far. I tell you, we watch it every October. That shit crazy. I'm going to run it back with some. She need to know. She need to know where daddy came from. Ernest.

Ernest. You know what I mean? Raised on Ernest scared stupid. You know what I mean? We ordered it on pay-per-view and then recorded. We had all our VHSG. We paid that little $16. or was it was it like three dollars for pay-review

record that bitch on a VHS Jason's lyric all that shit bro we was stealing back in the 90s pirating media pirating and they would all and we would we'd be recording the warning of piracy Oh yeah yeah Piracy warning will be recorded on the VHS

Nobody gave a fuck Well that's why it's so funny to me when people talk about How the internet or like whatever made it easier to steal stuff It's like it's harder to steal stuff now because there's a possibility might get caught. We would still everything in the 90s and no one like what we used to do the although we didn't uh I don't even know what that pay-per-view option was I never even heard of that what we used to do was we would go to the blockbuster and we would just take whatever new movie we wanted to see and put it

in one of the old movie cases that there was a 99 cent rental so we get the five dollar was for show we'd get the five dollar rental for 99 cents so that way it's like you know we didn't have a ton of money but we could rent 99 cents every day. you know what I mean okay okay so y'all was switching them in in the blockbuster yeah okay I thought y'all was swapping at the crib and like giving them back to some oh no I think they would have I think that's traceable I'm like yeah man that's for sure yeah um all right I want to talk about the rock oh man they asked him he's doing a a press junkie for the new superhero pets movie which my kids are very fucking excited to see, by the way.

Should. It'll be great for him. I think it'll be fun as hell. And somebody asked him if you could be a pet. This is such a setup question, too. Someone asked him if you could be a pet of any celebrity, who would you be a pet for? And before the question was out of their mouth,

he said, Megan the Statian. Real one. Real one. And he was right. That's a great fucking answer. And party said, go home to your white wife. Go home to your jacket. full wife.

Rock. Is that what is that for real? He said he called him a milkmaid. Basically, yeah. Like, not that in exact words, but he said some shit like that. Yeah, her boyfriend responded with some sensitivity about

Dwayne the Rock Johnson desiring to be a pet owned by his girlfriend. Hey, if you are with Megan the Stallion, you have to wake up and before you put your glasses on, you have to put the blinders. on, right?

That's the only way you're going to survive that. You can't be sensitive about the rock finding Megan the stallion attracted, bro. And that was a very G-rated thing for the rock

to say like, the shit that people have said about Megan, about the things they would like for her to do to them and, dog, bro, like, you just got to, you know,

don't show that man to group chat. Please don't show that large man in the group chat, that large sensitive, angry-ass man that doesn't know how to be with a batty the damn group chat.

Lord knows keep it away from him. Because, bro, dude, I sent you all the tweet when old boy was like, yo, you're supposed to laugh that off. You know what I'm saying? And move on. Laugh with Meg right next to you, holding two

hands of cheeks for fucking safety, okay? You know what I mean? And move on because that, you know, like some dudes, don't know how to be with a batty. Party probably been with baddies before. Magnus Stallion is a batty on a different level and a popular, popular batty.

So I can understand he get caught slipping ever so often. Don't put that online though, man. Laugh that shit off. Talk to your lady. Y'all laugh about that. You know what I'm saying? And move on. But gee, like the internet's not right a lot.

But they've been right with what the shit they've been saying, bro. If you want a bad bitch, they come with bad bitch problems. You know what I mean? everybody want them or going to talk about and mention them. If you want the baddest, the rock is going to be

among those problems. I think what happened though, the rock is a bad bitch himself. If we're keeping it a stat, baby. That's a handsome ass nigger. You feel me? Whether he got a white woman at home or not, that's not my business.

Even with the milk mustache. Hey, hey, that's his household, not mine. You feel what I'm saying? saying, okay, regardless. You were in a gym with the rock a couple years ago. You still talking about, you saw him and you were like, oh my goodness.

Bro, I saw the rock. I probably told a story. I don't got to tell a story anywhere. Anyway, handsome, beautiful, beautiful man, right? And Meg knows it too. And black women love the rock. Regardless of who he fucking with, I don't, you know what I'm saying? Country, like my people in this, my

my homies in the South home girls love the fucking rock And you know how you know that they love him? Is that I didn't know he was married to a white woman. Right. They don't give a fuck about her. She don't exist to them. That would have come up before.

Oh, for sure. For sure. They ignore all of that. And so, Meg's probably said something about the rock before. Facts. And the rock said something about Meg. And party was like, hold on.

He saw that rock. saw the rock say that and he felt a little bit a little ways about that and I get that but keep that to yourself Bubba's you not gonna win and the internet gonna eat that up

you feel me and they did so you just can't see it you just have to be that I pretend I do not see it me you know you can see it bro you're gonna see it you gonna see it bro you're walking down the street

you got a nice one especially if you round black people niggas gonna look It is what it is, bro. You can't fall for it every time. You know what I mean? The happiest motherfucker is the motherfucker that ain't trying to fight it. They just know he would a nice one and just lean into it.

You know what I'm saying? And laugh about it in the car with his lady. That's the happy one with the baddie. You feel me? You can't be with a baddie and be sensitive. It ain't for the weaker heart, nigga. It ain't for the weaker heart, baby. You know what I'm saying?

And that's the fact. And he just got caught up because the baddest, she with the baddest one. You know what I mean? And the baddest bitch in the industry is the rock. You know what I'm saying? When it comes to me, you know what I mean? And he says something. He got sensitive.

It makes sense. But you can't respond that way, baby. Cracker joke in the Rock's mentions. Y'all can become Bubba's. Maybe he's a producer, too. He might put you in a movie. Make some money off that. So you can keep that baddie in a burke.

That you bought. Not her. You know what I'm saying? But it also might be... Move smooth out here. Move smooth. But it also might be like Gabrielle Union telling Dwayne Wade's wife at the time that she's a huge fan of her husband.

You know what I mean? I would stay as far away from the rock as possible. Look, look. Okay, I hear you on that, but the rock can't. Come on. That's a... Hey, come on, man. The Rock said that, and I get it, bro.

But he's not actually... Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yes. For sure. Yes. He gets home and unscrews it. For reasons we'll talk about off the pie, because I think we're going to go a little bit far left.

Last topic. This happened over the weekend, but I just saw it on earlier this week, and I thought we needed to talk about it. I just texted you guys a picture. I don't know if you saw this on the timeline of someone who got a white person. A white. A white people. White.

First of my heard that I died laughing. He's a white. He's white. He's white. White. Go ahead. Got a Nike shoes tattooed on his feet. Did you see this, John?

Yes. I saw it. Give me a narration of what went through your head the first time you saw it. What went through my head? The only question I thought was why? Why? And then I saw a response that said, this ain't it. And that's all I thought.

He's not my business what he did for real. I don't give a fuck about that white man like that. I don't know that, nigger. But I did think, why? Who said that was cool? And how much did you pay for this to do this dumb-ass shit? You are grown-ass man. You're going to have kids one day.

Okay? Maybe. You might already have kids. They're going to look at you with this. motherfucker's sticker tattooed on your foot? You look silly. And then he tattooed the, bro, like, white people love the Jordan One dog.

They love, nigger. They love that Jordan One dog. He tattooed that shit, bro. I'm not, you know, nah, bro. You know what I'm saying? Gentrification. That's what went through my mind. Don't gentrify the Jordan One.

You already got the fuck. sports, okay? I already got to deal with that shit, you know, beating them shit to hell. You know what I'm saying? Ignoring the history. But yeah, man, that's what I thought. My main thought was why. Yeah, same here.

But like, your feet are sensitive as fuck, too. Like, you will hop into a shower that's too hot and your body will, like, go in the shot. You know what I'm saying? I cannot imagine getting all that fucking ink done on your feet going through all that fucking pain. And that shit still be trash as fuck. You jump in a hot shower and hop on your tippy toes. Hell yeah, but. That was my first thought was how ticklish I would have been

someone but tattooing between my toes in order to get the stupidest looking tattoo ever. He paid for it too. He paid money to have that type of pain for a dumb-ass tattoo. Y'all don't do shit and then send it to your homies like, is this stupid? Usually I'm like, yo, I kind of ask like, yo, you know what I mean? Like, especially if I'm doing something like a big, you know, what do y'all think about this?

Running through the group chat, boom. You know what I mean? Y'all have been like, hell now, fuck-ass nigger. And I have been like, all right, yeah, y'all right. Move on. Where are the people that's going to call him a fuck-ass nigger? You know what I'm saying? Oh, sneaker tattooed-foot-ass nigger.

Where do the homies just go call his dumb-ass that? You can't get away with that shit if you black. You know what I'm saying? you're going to have homies telling you what time it is. The Caucasian culture is not you bring home the meat and say, oh, look at how poor the meat is. The Caucasian culture is you bring home 10 pounds of meat. You bury your wife on the fucking golf course. That's Caucasian culture.

You bring home 10 pounds of meat and say, I brought home 30 pounds of meat. And then the other people are jealous of you and then you're killing each other. You know what I mean? That's the difference right. That's how you end up with someone in between your pinky tons. toe and your other toe tattooing a fucking black wine that's supposed to look like a sneaker. Insane. All right.

Insane. That's all the time we have for Jenghis and Jones. We'll be back on Monday. Hope the end of the week goes smooth for everyone. And we'll see you all in a couple days. Bye.