The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Jenkins and Jonez - LeBron’s Injured and Brady’s A Comedian

Episode Date: March 2, 2023

The guys discuss an update in the retirement home alligator situation, LeBron James’s foot injury, Tom Brady’s potential career pivot, the Mavericks slipping since acquiring Kyrie Irving, and more. #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We will have more info for you soon on what the timing of that will be. We're really excited for it, though. It's going to be great. Thanks as always for listening to the show. As always, again, Jenkins & Jones hosted by Dragonfly Jones, aka Tyler. Hey, everybody. I've again. With Jethro Jenkins, aka John. Wasam Bubba's.

John was four minutes late for the podcast today. Four minutes late. I had a longer workout, nigger. You know what I'm saying? That's my non-negotiable. I respect it. That's a, that's a year writer. We got to get the washboard abs benefit everybody.

Everybody's eating out the abs. You know what I mean? Washboard, nigga. It's winter. They'll be back by the spring, though. Guaranteed. I'm Garty B. A.g.A. Mike.

and we... Mother fucking Mike. Mother fucking Mike. Can I get some breaking news noise? What's up, man? What your new nickname's the white style? That's the broken news? No.

We have an update. We have an update on Barbara and Henry the Gator. I have read every article about the Barbara the Gator situation and a surprising development which is, and actually her name was Gloria, which might be an even better name than Barbara. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Was Gloria Black? No. No, no, no. This was a white retirement home in Florida that was a white retirement home. Well, they probably are white and black in Florida. It is Florida. Yeah, it probably didn't say it on the sign, but it's, you know. No, listen, when we found out they named the Gator and they were cordial with it,

we knew that was a white motherfucker thing. Yeah, a black Gloria ain't fucking with Henry. Hell no. Yeah. So here's the surprising development. The dog named Trooper survived the attack. He's a trooper. Grabbed Trooper started to pull him into the water.

Barbara fell over. The gator said, oh, that's a little more appetizing. Grab Barbara started mixing her up. And Trooper got away, bro. You want to fuck up his appetite. Living up to the name, I see. Right, right, right. This kind of changes everything.

I thought, I thought, the, The dog was the appetizer. She was the entree. She kind of went out like a gym. She saved her dog. You like, I feel like this adds a little wrinkle to it. No. Yeah.

No. No. She didn't save the dog. Digger. You know, the alligator chose her. The alligator did. No, no, I don't think you saw the clip. She got pulled in, didn't she?

Bro, the alligator grabbed the dog and she was still, like, battling with the alligator. And she didn't just let the dog go. She'd have been straight. Oh, okay, okay, okay. No, she kind of tug a word with him a little bit. No, man. With trooper hanging in the balance.

I ain't go loud, bro. Like, listen, listen. Nigger, don't, don't say this shit out of my dog. Like, if I'm 85, you know, I'm going to die in any one of these days. Yeah. And I go out, you know, saving my dog. Bro, that's kind of a win. Yeah.

We might have to give. I mean, Barbara got ass tossed up. I'm not rolling, nigger. Did you, nigger? We, us regular niggas, talking about she got mixed. We clowning the fuck out of her, dog. She doesn't care.

You feel me? You know what I mean? Of course she don't. She dead, nigga. Hey, bro, look. You know what I'm saying? She out of here. I have a chance to die for literally anything.

I'm taking it. You know what I mean? You probably have 78 grandkids, bro. Fuck all that, dog. Ain't no fucking way. Well, and now those grand kids have trooper the dog to remember Gloria by. They said that the family has taken trooper in. They also said,

They ain't gonna miss Mikael, nigga. They ain't gonna miss motherfucking Mikael. I got all my wisdom out by the time I'm 85, bro. You know what I mean? I have nothing left to teach you young people. Take Trooper as my gift, is my parting gift. You know what I mean? I got a date with Henry the motherfucking hungry alligator.

Fuck out of here, dig it. I'm not trying to get devoured. It's like some people want to be buried and have a tree planted off their body. like, you know, I'll feed the circle of life. They also said they emptied out. There was like five or six of these lakes in the retirement community. And they all had gators. And they said, after this happened, they went in and cleared all the gators out and relocated them.

Who is sending their grandma to the alligator pit as a retirement home? I don't understand. Five or six lakes all infested with gators. Florida is different, dog. This, what the fuck? This is a retirement home. That's Florida. They know that's Florida when they sent their

motherfucking grandma there. That might be, hey, something's a foot, digger. I don't know. I'm not sending my grandmother to that motherfucker. I'll guarantee that. You feel me? How many gloria's have been lost and didn't have family to tell us?

Maybe it's an insurance scam or something. Something going on, bro. Henry was, Henry's collecting Gloria's Social Security checks for the next six months or something. He said he didn't want to fuck up his appetite by eating too much of that appetizer. Don't eat too much of the bread. You ain't going to want to eat your entree, nigga. You know what I'm saying? You know a cheesecake that brown bread, you know, you might fuck around and forget what the point is, you know what I mean? Come on, man. Damn.

All right. RIP, Gloria, salute to Henry. Yeah, but y'all really, salute RIP to Hed all. Y'all really, really, y'all really willing to risk it all over y'all dog, man. I would, yeah, I absolutely would have, I, you never owned it. dog man that bond is real bro i mean the only dog i've ever loved was j j and when it died i i just can't on another dog bro my heart was broken as a fucking like 11 year old so you would have just thrown the leash to henry once it got a hold of that dog nigger i was 11 bro okay okay all right the fuck no but tyler made the exact right point is you want me to get jump in there and battle with the motherfuckergater once i'm 85 i think i feel differently about life than i do when i'm 38 that's my

feeling about it. I don't know. I don't know, bro. I don't know. My grandmother did get into it with some pits over her, over Max, and I hated that.

You know what I mean? So I guess at 85, you like, fuck it, nigga. Because the thing to keep in mind is, it's not like she had a multiple choice test

in front of her. She's sitting in a classroom. It's just, she's out there. She walked, by the way, they said she walked along the shore

for like 50 yards with that dog, right? And they, and they said, the gator was visible for like a hundred feet coming at her. So once the gators got your dog, your precious little pup, like you for sure, like, I just don't see a world where in that moment you're like, let me get the fuck out of here.

You know what I mean? No, but what do you mean? What's 100 feet and the walking distance have to do anything? She was walking 50, what? What? What? You said 50 yards? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. It was coming this way, I'm assuming. Yeah. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, she saw the gator far. She saw the Gator for a minute. She saw it for a second. So you say she knew what time it was. Probably knew she fucked up with her old ass.

Yeah. Yeah. Gator was looking at, was looking at them like someone was bringing out the goddamn fajita played at Applebee's. Hey, he was the only one that got it. He didn't want to order it though. Everybody, all the Gators were watching.

All the Gators were watching. Everybody turned around from their table like, whatever they was feast at all. Oh, shit. I should have got the Benetus, it must be Henry's birthday. that motherfucker came out with bottle service nigger sparklish nigga

hey Henry Henry Happy birthday Henry nigger my nigga my nigger god man oh shit

oh shit one of the I would say the other person they interviewed from the retirement home said Barbara or said Gloria must have had quote a senior moment because they all know not to walk next to the lakes. She must have just forgotten, got down there. But I'm just trying to picture visiting my grandparents.

My grandparents passed away when they're 80. I'm trying to picture five years more aging on them and being comfortable leaving them anywhere within a mile of an alligator. And I know it's Florida and it's different. But I just like, they can't run. That's the only defense we have against an alligator is getting further away from the water. You know what I mean? bro, at 85, you don't have senior moments.

They are, you just exist within a fucking forever senior moment, bro. You know what I mean? It's not like, bro, that's just how you moving for the rest of your time here. So like, bro, you don't, like you said, you don't, you don't have, you don't have Henry. Just, you know, chilling in the fucking senior complex. That's crazy, dog. All right. If it sounds like we've been avoiding talking about something, it's,

because I wanted to wait as long as possible before we had to talk about this Braun injury, which I think I got news of within 60 seconds of retweeting our clip talking about how the Lakers are back. So not feeling great about that. Tyler, on a scale of one to Ralph Wiggum, finding out Lisa Simpson didn't really love him, how heartbroken are you about this injury

and what it does for the rest of the season for Bronn and the Lakers? No, it's for sure, though, the motherfuckerucking, The third frame of that slow motion Ralph Wiggum's clip right when he's clutching his heart. But, ah, God, damn, it's just, it's just terrible fucking news. I mean, you know, we saw him in the boot. You know, they're saying he's going to be out for weeks. This is not a team that can afford to go on a slide. And I absolutely think they will go on a slide without Brown.

That's not a hot take there at all. I think we all think that. So I think we're probably going to have to come to, you know, they're going to have to reach a decision. and the Brown in this organization. Like, you know, when we see where where this team is at when Brown is good to go, are they still in the playoff hunt? Can they still make it? And if they're not, like, why even play?

Why even play them? Why even play them? You know, the dude is going to be 39 next postseason if they make the playoffs, right? And, and, you know, we've all talked about how Braun is Superman, how, you know, he's, he's the NBA's Iron Man, you know, he's, but ever since coming to L.A., the only season that he wasn't injured was, was the bubble season. Like every other season that he's been there, he's had a major injury. And this might be what Father Tom looks like, you know.

It damn sure isn't really translating on the court, except on the defensive end, of course. You know, he's still giving us 30 and fucking 8 and 10 and shit. But I don't know, man. It's for sure reason to be concerned. And it's, and like I said, we're just going to have to evaluate shit when he's good to go because he might be gone for the season. I mean, the thing you talked about him being, like you said, the only time that he has finished the season was the bubble. We had it with a two, three month period when shit was just shut down, niggas couldn't even

go outside and shoot basketball because we thought the world was over. You know what I'm saying? And like, dog, like, I just, with these injuries, just due to, like, him, you know, putting a team on his back, like, when he had the ankle injury, AD was down. You know, he's been this year battling with. bumps for half the season. You know what I'm saying? Trying to get, you know, wins, you know, like.

And even these last two wins, as great as they were. They were, you know, one was, what, a 26-point comeback win, you know, fighting like that. He's not the same guy that you can just put the team on the back. You know, he needs some people to support him just because physically he can't take that wear and tear like he used to. You know what I mean? So, yeah, I mean, if they're, if they're, I don't want to see him come back and it be like it was with the sons.

You're right. I don't want him to see him come back and, you know, shit cute, shit sweet. He's doing a little back down, you know what I'm saying? Shit, you know what I mean? And we think shit's sweet. And he's not fully 100%. You know what I mean? Like, bro, it's not worth it.

At least we thought if they were to be healthy, they were a championship team, this ain't that. At best, they're making it to the second, maybe third round. Right. You know what I'm saying? Maybe the conference championships with a lot of luck. So dog, man, just sit them down. that's the case. And if that's the case, bro, it's going to be hard for me to watch any more

Lakers basketball. I'm watching a lot of other pet teams, though. I totally agree. There's a little bit of a civil war among Lakers fans. There's sort of like the more Kobe loyalists who have always been a little bit wary about Braun being with the Lakers who are like, this is why it was right for the team to not want to mortgage the future with the picks because it was always so dependent on Braun and AD who are both injury prone, staying healthy, versus, and I tend to fall more in this camp, you know, by not making that move earlier, by not making some move earlier, they extra taxed Braun. He's playing 40 plus minutes a night at 38 years old. And while this was not the same foot that had been injured, you do obviously on an older guy

heightened the risk of an injury when he's playing high leverage minutes, 40 plus minutes a game at the frequency that he was. So where do y'all kind of come down on that debate, Tyler? Um, yeah, I mean, you know, we, we knew that, you know, all the miles, all the minutes, you know, we're going to catch up sooner or later, and it's been catching up in the worst way. And, you know, like y'all mentioned, these injuries happen, it seems when his workload is increased because, you know, other injuries have happened to that roster. You know, it seems when when he's taking on, you know, more of, you know, when his usage goes up, these injuries happen. Um, and, and, and, and, and I feel like, you know, now we, we, we're, we We're at the point where, you know, Bronn was a guy who you didn't necessarily need to, to coach, I want to manage is the word I want to use here. He was a guy that, that, you know, hey, put him out there. He's going to be the floor general.

He's going to run shit, blah, blah, blah. Now as a coach, you've got to kind of save Bronn from himself a bit here, right? Like, you've got to watch the minutes. You've got to watch the workload that you're giving. You've got to watch the, you know, how you're scheming it up for him. But, you know, it all goes back to how with this roster, there's no room for that, right? Like, you still need Braun to, you know,

mash the gas if you want to have a shot at the playoffs there. So I don't know, they need a big fucking free agent this summer. You know, Kyrie's probably, you know, still at the top of that of, of, of, of, uh, bronze wish list. I know he's going to push for that, but they need another star there, man, because, you know, AD, when he's proven to not be reliable, you know, and injury prone.

So, yeah, they got to get another guy in there. I mean, I think it's that simple. And a guy like Kyrie, who can be a handler and can, can, you know, facilitate the office to take that burden off, Brian would be like the perfect fit. And as much as we were talking about him being Superman, I think Brian knew he wasn't Superman. I think Brian could feel the difference. And he was saying that he wanted to be the second guy on a team. It's never happened.

And it's not due to Brian because a lot of times motherfuckers ain't shown up the way that we was expected or they're just being hurt. And also with that foot injury, if you have one foot injury and you put more effort on the other. You know what I'm saying? That's where, you know, you injure the other foot. A lot of times when there's knee injuries, they talk about the other knee being injured as well. in due time afterwards because you put more pressure on that one being scared of putting pressure on one. You know what I mean? So I just, man, I mean, it's hard. We've been talking about the whole time. It's hard seeing him play 40 minutes. We know we were talking about, yo, we've seen

him be hurt before and years before. We felt it could come. I hate it came at this time when he finally got some fucking help. You know what I mean? So sucks. All right. Let's talk about Tom Brady. That was the most depressing. I know, I know, I know, I actually sound like, we were talking like actual,

like, there's no jokes there. Basketball analysts. There wasn't a joke said. There's no jokes. Not a funny moment in that entire shit. Shit ain't funny, bro.

A shit funny. A shit, sweet. Digger, it's hard. Is it hard to watch? It's hard seeing, you know. Yeah, it's hard seeing it,

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I don't know Gloria. I didn't know Gloria. We don't know Brought either, nigga. That video's not running around here in a Gloria jersey. We don't know brought either, nigga. I mean, being 85 adds a layer to it. You know, you kind of had a good run. No, no, no.

Let's be realistic. If that was a word, you said it, Tyler. No, but let's be honest. If that was a 47-year-old mother of three, I would never have put that shit on the topic list. Yeah. N-G-85, bro. Once you're over the life expectancy is fair game, dog.

In comparison to a man missing three weeks of basketball. There's no comparison. So no, she wasn't a 47 with three kids, but we're comparing it to our sadness over a man missing three weeks of basketball. It's crazy. We're not good people. We're not good people. We're terrible.

We got to be better. We got to be better. It's possible that the internet has done to our brains what the commercial said that being our drugs would do to our brains. Fry. Just cracked it and fucking sizzling that shit. Oh, man. Yeah. I'll admit this on the pod, bro.

I saw the barber's story, the glorious story on Twitter. And literally the first thing I thought was, oh, there's video. Oh my God It has completely desicentatize me To humanity Never seen that before Right All right

This video click Entertainment, huh Mikhail? Huh? Oh, look at it Oh, a little treat A little dessert After the entree

All right Let's talk about A little bit of cheese cake on your shirt that you dropped. Oh, didn't see that there. Oh, a little piece of chocolate from the chocolate-covered strawberry is still in my beard. Scrupsis. Nice little surprise. All right.

Let's talk about Tom Brady choosing to become a stand-up comedian. I think this might be the worst decision. And apparently is tied up in the episode. for you to get his wife back? Like, what's going through this man's head, bro? I saw that it has been refuted that he has shot that down, and that's just a rumor. But he said that there are whispers that there is going to be a Netflix roast of him, though. And I think Tom Brady would be great at that, right?

You know, getting roasting and firing him some jokes in that setting. I don't think he's built to be a stand-up comedian. I don't think I don't think motherfuckers realize how talented you have to be to be a stand-up comedian. Right. You know, and just your, your stand-up comedians who come to your little local comedy club, they get up there, they talk for 15, 20 minutes, and they make motherfuckers laugh. Do you know how hard that is? Right. And let's not even talk about the motherfucking, the 15 or 20 comedian gods on the planet who can make you laugh like an hour straight if you give them their own special.

There's more NFL quarterbacks than there are those guys on the planet. Right. For real, flat out. It's stand-up is people, it goes back to like, you know, the. whole discussion about people who have funny conversations they think they can do podcasts a lot of motherfuckers who think they're funny they can do stand-up and bro no you you got to be elite to do stand-up not only is it hard to make people laugh for that long that are expecting for you to make them laugh you know what I mean it's hard mentally because there's going to be times where you're not

even as a god you're going to get up there you're going to stink it up and you got to go back up there maybe the next night and figure it out bro the mental aspect you know what I'm saying is wild to me. You know what I mean? Like, and also I remember like there was a poll that said like the three, like the scariest things on the planet. Talk public speaking was like number two. People would rather like.

Number one over death. That's it. That's an old Jerry Seinfeld bit. People would rather be in the casket than giving the eulogy. They'd rather go to the sun on the sun, stand on the sun and take the risk. Take the risk. Try to figure a nigger like, bro, it's not. It's hard to.

do that shit in every way possible. And I just don't think he's built for it because I don't think anybody's built for it. You know what I mean? There's like, like Mike said, there's more good NFL quarterbacks than guys that are gods at this comedian shit. It is probably the most difficult job in the world. It would be hilarious if he was good at it, though. If he was good.

But, and I don't mean like he would be hilarious. I just mean like imagine sitting down on a Sunday. night to watch a new Netflix stand-up comedy special and it's Tom Brady. Like that would be the fucking funniest weirdest shit. And he's clowning. Like the nigger get up there, light up 78 cigarettes and just sits on a stool and is dropping off some gyms. No, I want him to be like Kat Williams.

That would be more impressive. I want him to be doing the quick little runs and the, you know what to be more impressive. That would be more impressive than all of his Super Bowls. All the Super Bowl reasons. I'd be, I'd be extremely shocked. Okay, someone who's done something already that's funnier than anything Tom Brady will ever do. A big shout out to Sidney Carter on Twitter.com. She is a, hi, baby, somi.

Hey. Hi, Somi. She asked for her, she said, ha, ha, look at this, motherfucker. Hi, babies. She's dressed up like it's snowing in New York right now. What's up, baby, so me? Right, bro, because it is. The snowing of the beach is infantry, nigger.

The world is over with. I want to talk about Sidney Carter. She's a director of player development for the Texas women's basketball team. They, after, after each win, she's been posting a little sizzle reel of herself, coaching, you know, clapping, dapping up players as they're coming off the bench. Tyler was among the tens of thousands of people on Twitter who I think assumed that she was the head coach based on the videos of herself that she was posting. player development. I think there's six people on that coaching staff that rank above her.

Salute to her. Salute to you, Sidney. You know, she's catching a lot of shit for not being the head coach or even an assistant coach and posting these videos. But I applaud it. Yes. I am very much pro-Sidney here as well. It was news to me that she was in the head coach because she damn sure was carrying herself like she wasn't good for her. Right? Like dress for the job. You want and all that shit. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, like, I mean, we all know what it is. Like, okay. Okay, yeah, there's some comedy here because, you know, a lot of us assume that she was the head coach because of the way she was carrying herself. We all know as motherfuckers wanting to bring a pretty woman down, right? That's what it all is. But, you know what I'm saying? I, like I said, I am pro-Sydney. Good for her.

I love people who are like, bro, wherever I'm at, I'm the star of the show. I don't give a fuck. I admire that in people. And she, and that is strong in her. And play development, bro, that's some serious shit. She is, you know, locking in one-on-one with these players. You know, she's seeing the shit that they work on together come to fruition in the game. You know what I'm saying?

It ain't like she's just, you know, some equipment manager, you know, washing towels and shit. She is legit, you know, hands on influencing, you know, the way that this team plays. So yeah, man, shout to City. I'm a fan, bro. Don't be mad because you ain't a bad bee. You know what I'm saying? Don't be mad. She'll batty.

She leaned into it. She got a job that's important and matters and she takes it very fucking seriously. You know what I mean? It sounds like a lot of hating going on, in my opinion. Yeah, motherfucker starts. She was a, you know what I'm saying, a head coach. Because of how she fucking carries herself. Get you some of that, nigga.

I'm trying to get me some. I look at hers. Hey, I'm inspired, nigga. I need to take this raggedy-ass t-shirt off and dress to impress or something, goddamn. Let's go Sydney, bro. And inspiration. I love to see you. Fuck you me.

All right. Someone who is supposed to be the head coach of his basketball team is Jason Kidd, who, as the Mavs, I believe, are now one and four since getting. Kyrie. With two basketball guides on the court had truly one of the most mystifying quotes I've ever heard. And I do understand that the tenuous balance between motivating NBA players, which Jason Kidd is a talk shit on you in the media to motivate you kind of coach. But you have to think about the other side of that balance, which is what does everyone else think about what I'm saying? And his quote was, I'm not the savior here. I'm not playing.

I'm watching just like you guys. No, you're not. Jason kid I don't know I don't know That feels passive aggressive Like someone's going off the script It sounds like That's how I kind of interpreted it

And I We didn't get A cryptic ass comment like this Before Karee showed up I don't fucking know You know And Kari doesn't exactly have The benefit of the doubt

On his side here anymore So I don't know Like I said it's interesting Like I told you I would not lock in Kyrie being a Mav You know

For the next three four Or five years Or whatever I would not be surprised if he doesn't resign there. I don't, and maybe he didn't want Kyrie and, you know, there was somebody higher up, you know what I'm saying, made a decision that he didn't like, you know what I mean? But I think saying that regardless of the circumstances is not a good look. It's a terrible look. I'm watching just like you are, bro, that's not going to play well.

Whatever you're trying to get done is not going to get done moving in that way. What job on the planet? If Jenkins and Jones plummeted to be the worst rated, you know, at least listen to podcasts on the volume. It might have to this glorious segment this last one. We might have went a step too far. Logan or someone calls up Jackson or calls up one of you guys and it's like, you know, the podcast is going through a rough stretch.

There's no possible way you go, well, I don't know what you want me to do. I'm just a listener. Right, right. No way. That's an acceptable. I'm just a guy on me. I'm just, right. There's, yeah, there's no way to play it that way.

There's literally no way to say what he said and it to make any sense. You know what I'm saying? I respect. Like I said, like I said, I think me being the messy bitch that I am, I think that him saying he's just watching. I think that's a jab. Like I said, I think someone's going off script. I think someone's not playing the way that he has, you know, schemed up and wants them to play. That's how I kind of interpreted it.

I also think they can't stop a soul. I think they have no size. I think there's real issues with that makeup of the basketball team. You know what I mean? And you could talk to those things. Speak to those. We still have things we're working on. You know, maybe Kyrie is going off because he doesn't understand the offense as much.

It's going to be hard with two ball-dominic guys like that to play basketball together. Speak to that. Don't say I'm on the side watching just like you because you're not, my nigger. You are actually the coach. You're deciding what's, or should be deciding what's happening on the basketball. You're not the armchair coach. You are the actual coach. That's literally your job.

You feel me? You are not sending. You know what I'm saying? I can totally see kid giving up on Kyrie this early if Kari isn't on his best behavior, knowing what's all in the line for him next summer, right? If Karee isn't falling in line at this point when he knows that, you know, you got to be on your best behavior to get this max with Dallas if you wanted. Like, Kyrie might have one foot out here too, you know?

And Jason Kidd is not a nicey, nice guy. He'll make himself look like an asshole to make him make you look like an asshole. But I think that's what he did here. He is a suicide bomber. He'll blow all this shit up. But I think it's a, with the. Motherfucker blew up that math squad got there with Matt Burton and Jackson, bro. With this take, it takes like a lot of steps to get to the point where you're, you know what I'm saying, where you're getting to.

Like Tyler, you think like zero people on the planet. You are one of one. You know what I mean? So I think like the average person is just looking at him like, what the fuck are you? you're talking about. Right. I think Tyler, I think Tyler's right,

but I also think that the way that he looks saying it is just like, excuse me? Like, what do you mean? You're a spectator. You fuck an idiot. It literally says head coach on your locker.

Bro, my nigger. Not a good look. Not a good look. All right. Before we get to the next topic, we've got a little word from our friends at LinkedIn jobs.

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that he fucked up what had to be the easiest job on planet Earth. Apparently Dilbert was still running. I had no idea. What the fuck's hat? I haven't heard none of this shit, apparently Dilbert was still running. The comic strip, are you familiar with that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. It was still running in every newspaper in America with a new strip every day. And all Scott, the White Stallion Adams, had to do was just type, the worst thing about bosses is bleep blurp fucking seven times a week.

I'm sure he's making. I'm getting up in email. Right. And it's a dollar coming in. Right. This is a dollar. This is a dollar. He doesn't like blurt.

But he went on Twitter and, like, posted a video of him talking saying white people need to, I think the quote was get the hell away from black people. He said that black people are a racist hate group because of a survey that said that 47% of black people don't like white people, which is, seems very low in my personal experience. That was a lie. and he just was so he so he so was a fucking wafer digger he so had to comment on how much he doesn't like black people that he cost himself the job and then had the lack of self-awareness to get on Twitter and expect people to feel sorry for him that he lost his job well i mean i i can't even begin to wrap my head around this shit tyler what did you what did you think of this guy fucking up the the easiest bag in

history for the stupidest racist facebook twitter twitter then got damn Twitter them put Dilbert with a tiki torch at Charlotte and shit. Did y'all see that? They memeing my nigga. Gilbert deserves better. But yeah, um, Dilbert has held us down for a long time.

Yeah. It's just, racism has to be exhilarating. It has to be a fucking rush. It has to be the best feeling of paying because motherfuckers throw away everything for that shit, bro. every fucking thing.

Like you were the cartoonist of Dilbert that them bland ass the bland ass is it Friday yet ass cartoon strips. You know what I'm saying? Millions of dollars coming in. You know what I'm saying?

Easy fucking money. Folding, you printing that shit yourself and you hop out here and to ask some context here. You know, he said that, you know,

he was a white guy who helped black people but black people were mean to him. So he's like, white people, we need to stay away from black people. Look, I'm gonna tell you like this, as a black person, if you're a white person who don't know what the fuck you're doing,

if you try to have us, yeah, we're gonna get you straight. Right, nigga. Right, you either gonna straighten up. That ain't me. That's straightening, nigga. Right, you either go straighten up. You're gonna learn where you was fucked up at because we're gonna tell you what you was fucked up at.

Or you're gonna, you know, be a dickhead and be like, well, you can't help black people. Let's get away from like this dickhead is doing. Right. So, and the fucking survey was some Rasmucin shit, which is some right wing, political fucking, you know, ploy shit. You know, they've done misleading and pose like this all the time.

I think only like, I think that the question was, is it okay to be white? And like, like, 24% of black people said, no, that's it. And it's okay to be white is, is low-key a white power slogan. Right, right, right, right, right. That's like a 14 fucking inside joke there. So fuck everything about that poll. Fuck everything about this Dilbert motherfucker. But like I said, I will never understand how motherfuckers will lose every.

Motherfuckers will walk up to Henry, the alligator that is coming for you, and they will stick with their racism and walk straight into that shit and lose everything. I will never understand it, bro. Shit must be like black tar heroin, bro. Gotta be. Gotta be.

I wonder how delicious that shit is, man. You got me wanting to taste of it, Tyler. Shoot that racism right in my fucking veins, nigga. I mean, like, the closest thing I can say is the rush I get when, like, a team or an athlete that I don't like fails. But, bro, like, that has to be like times a trillion for me to want to lose everything the way these racists are willing to do. So it's just confusing to me, bro.

He said the rush against when an athlete. What athlete don't you like that you get a rush from? Like, that I want to how much time you got here, Bubba? All right. Okay, let's go ahead. We move on. I don't. I feel that way.

Just pay attention to my Twitter feed. Yeah. It is a fucking hate a Paloos over it. The cowboys. The Eagles. I know. I feel that way when the clippers lose every year. I mean, that's a team.

That's a team. I'll get that. I'll tell you what. You know who's at the top of my list right now for athletes? And it's nothing against him personally because I love his game and I love his story. But boy, if the Joker goes out this year short of a Western Conference Finals or the finals after winning a third consecutive MVP, Denver is going to pull all their fucking Second Amendment stickers out and shoot them right at me, bro. I mean, I will be obnoxious as fuck about that shit.

That's not your hate of Joker, though. That's you not liking white people. Because that's who have created this fucking, you know what I'm saying? It's the same rush. It's the same rush. It's the same rush. The question should have been to white people like white people. That's what it should have been.

The angriest I ever got a group of people on Twitter was after one of the years that the Clippers had that heartbreaking collapsed defeat and lost in the game seven of the second. round. I think they'd been up three, two or something in the last the last two games. And everyone, maybe it all blends together making fun of the Clippers. But I, um, I tweeted out, you know, because everyone was that I've got friends who are Clippers fans and they were all very hurt. And I just tweeted out like, I don't know what everyone's upset about. That's literally the best season in Clippers history. They never made it to the conference finals. Going out that late in the second round. You had to do numbers.

Bro, I had people who literally were like, I'm blocking you, but I just want you to know, like, fuck you forever. And then they blocked. Like, I mean, it was like not, people were so mad. And I'll still occasionally run across someone. I'll be like, why does this person have me blocked? And I'll see they have clippers. And it's like, a thousand people blocked me that night. Just off that one tweet. And I was so happy. I was so happy when they lost. Nothing hurts more than the truth, nigga. You know what I mean? All you did was state of fact. All right. You should rejoice. Congratulations. Right. This is literally a best case scenario for you. Okay. I don't usually put on a topic list a tweet that someone's deleted because it's like, okay, they've exited from public conversation.

But this was the most outlandish shit I saw on Twitter all week and we had to talk about it. There is a gay black couple who are married and who had an only fan's together. and they posted an announcement last week that said, announcement with the I'm about to cry emoji. We've been struggling how to tell people this, but after much counseling and the support of our loved ones, we think it is best to be honest. After taking a DNA test,

my husband and I discovered that we have the same biological father. We are half brothers. And then they posted a follow-up tweet saying that they have decided to remain married. I think that the only fans is getting shut down because it's illegal. What? I just have a straight. That's illegal because it's incest.

Yeah, yeah. Just just straight up, what would you do? I mean, I just like, that's a really unique circumstance. You got a shake, dog. You got a shake, bro. Bro, bro. This is something, me and my wife have an ongoing thing. And this shit is like big on YouTube, like love.

covers or siblings. Have y'all ever like seen those clips? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Me and a wife, we do that shit all the time. And it's kind of like a vein that we do it. And bro, it's so common that people get with people who look like them. It's so very fucking common. Like on some real shit, motherfucking, whenever I see Corday and Naomi Osaka, I'm like, bro, y'all the same motherfucker. Y'all got the same face, dog. You know what I'm saying? So this is just some shit that, like I said, this is something my wife and I love. We love fucking, you know, doing, playing the, the lovers or siblings game.

And this was like the master, the final pulse of that shit. You send it to her? You sent the tour? No, no, I'm about to, though. Don, man, we keep it a stack, dude. My sister's husband looks more like her than I do. And we have done, like, like, facial things. You double checks.

Yeah. You know, we have done, we have done facial things. We're like, if, if, like, turning me into a girl and turning her into a boy, and we looked just like each other and they still look more like each other than I look like. You know what I mean? So yeah, I get that. I mean, it's like, you know, if you are attracted, you think you're an attracted person, of course you'll be attracted to somebody that looks like you.

You know what I mean? I just saying, I don't personally get it. And I'll be, but like, I don't know what the female equivalent of my face would be like. And I just had never seen Kevin Smith and been like, ooh, God damn. Like, I got to fucking get my fingers in that beard. You know what I mean? Like it's just not my... I don't look at my face and have those thoughts when I see it on other people.

But it is an interesting thing because it's like, you know, they're two gay men, so they weren't like going to conceive a child with each other. They could still conceive a child and raise it. So the baby wouldn't come out loud bleep blurt. So they didn't have that as evidence right there. Right, right, right, right. I mean, it's a real, I don't know. It's kind of an interesting question.

If you found out a decade into your marriage that the person was related to you, John, you're out piece? Oh, it's a rap, bro. It's nasty. It's some nasty shit, dog. I just can't, I can't, bro. It's not worth it. We'll still be friends.

I'm just not, it's for me. I just, bro. It's just a line too far, nigga. In my mind, it's going to fuck me up, bro. You know what I mean? Mentally, I just came, bro. I just couldn't do it, dog. And then, like, did I remember that joke on,

do you all remember that joke on SNL? When there was two people that were married, they were covering, like some news people were covering it. There was two people that were married, and it was an essentialist couple. Yes. And they said they had a baby together. They called it hypergliclyc, yeah. That is the only S&L joke I've ever laughed at.

Yeah, we had a baby. It's called hyperglicic. They did a little click with the nigger. I cried for seven days over that shit. But anyway, yeah, I can't have a hyperglic look out here, nigga. And I can't be risking that shit It's not gonna be worth it, man It's not gonna be worth it

No, man Hey, hey, no When I saw that, I was like Woo shit, bro, that's a, I understand That's a tough decision They do look just like each other though They look like, they should have been Got that test, you know what I mean?

You ain't finding your doppelganger like that And there ain't no doppelganger looking that much like you They got the same face If you were ever gonna get the test I thought it was AI You should have got it a while Right, I thought it was AI, bro. I thought this was a joke because their faces were so similar.

You know what I mean? I thought this was like a TikTok, you know what I'm saying? Fucking, you know what I mean? Filter or some shit. It's crazy. TikTok trend. I thought it was a TikTok. I thought it was a little pelt-up.

This damn TikTok. All right, man. All right. That's all the time we got out older. That's all the time we got for today. I got to go out like that. 78 years old. Welcome my dog

By Henry the hungry fucking out of God damn We'll go We'll go out like this Happy birthday To my my lovely wife Sharr

It's her birthday She's at school teaching right now Happy birthday To a real one So Have you belated to you too Well you know Yeah

Rather wanted me to tell you Happy birthday too She wanted me to let you know That she knew It was on the 29th I don't know why That was important For her to me to say

Okay All right I said that as well I had a phantom birthday This year But next year For my 40th birthday. I have a real leap year birthday. So you're actually 10 years old.

And I'm like, God, bro, I thought you was a real Nick. It really, the smartest, funniest people I know cannot fucking resist that how old, how old are you actually? Like people who are professional who write for TV comedies that are funny have made that joke when they, like, it's just, it's like candy. People cannot fucking keep their hands off that fucking joke. Bro, you're 38, 37, right? 39. Oh, you're, okay.

You stood a baby on here, man. No, Jackson's the, Jackson's the, Jackson's the, that's an actual baby. That's an actual baby. Does Jackson have, Jackson, you got facial here yet? Jackson is so young that he still gets uncomfortable when we make jokes about him

marrying his future wife, bro. You know what I mean? You can chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. And we from this point, like, bro. Just fucking. What are you waiting for, bro? You hit the jackpot, my d'all. All you can do is fucking up from here, bro.

I'm trying to tell you, dog. The wisdom of age. The wisdom of age. All right. That's all the time we got for Jenkins and Jones. We'll be back on Monday. Just a reminder, we go to three episodes a week next week. So you got extra bullshit coming your way next week.

We'll see you all that. Bye. Bye. Bye.