The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Jenkins and Jonez - Media Day Grab Bag, Rihanna’s Back, and Russell Wilson Is The Worst

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

The guys discuss the various funny things from NBA media days, how excited they are for Rihanna to do the Super Bowl halftime show, Russell Wilson continuing his corny streak, and recap the latest episode of House of the Dragon. #Volume #Herd See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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talking about how corny is too corny for Russell Wilson and a variety of other good topics we'll also do our House of Dragons recap as always Jenkins and Jones hosted by two of my best friends in the universe

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Like, bro, you have a... I do not have a perfectly symmetrical face. If I was to... Well, what I'm looking at right now... If I was a draw circle, it fit perfectly in. It's crazy. Sharr has a perfectly round head. I do have fat cheeks, but I do not have a symmetrical face.

Maybe the hat balances it out. Maybe, you know what I mean? But it looks extremely symmetrical, like a drawing, bro. Congratulations. That's hard, bro. We're on a new video software for everyone listening if you're wondering why we're taking a good, hard look at each other's faces. So when I was reversed, it didn't look like I had a symmetrical face, and now it does.

That's what you're saying. I'm just saying, hey, bro. Congratulations. Kids love faces that are symmetrical. That's a sign of a handsome man. I just want to let you know. All right. Let's start off with a little NBA Media Day grab bag. As always, you put the characters of the NBA in front of the cameras all on the same day. You're going to get a bunch of different comedy. And we did. My favorite line of the day for sure was Markeith Morris being asked about like basically is it awkward for Kevin Durant to come back after, you know, having requests. the trade and not getting it. And he said, man, you know, I broke up with my wife a couple of times.

The shit works. We're still married. I don't know if I could say that's the exact same parallel here. You know what I mean? Like, like how many motherfuck of Markief to tell us that, you know, divorce lawyers and all that were contacted? Because that's basically what you do when you tell your agent to tell them that you

want out. You know what I mean? Like that would be the fucking parallel there. So I don't know. I did see Steve. Steve Nash say that whole bullshit. Hey, we're family. Families have disagreements, you know, about fucking KD wanting them out. And I was like, bro, I don't know if that's family shit either. Like, like, you know what I'm a motherfucker saying, yo, you got to go. Like, bro, I don't know, man.

My family don't move like that. If there are millions of dollars involved with you being there, it's not family. I hate that fucking family sheet. If there's fucking $10 involved in you being there, it's not fucking family, all right? But I do, I mean, Mark Keith Moore is like, it's not the It's not a one-to-one comparison, but it's funny and it's interesting. And I wish he would have expounded on what these issues were that caused him to go. That's just funny to say, I broke it with my wife a few times. You're throwing your real family business out here to protect the fake family business. You know what's going on.

You know what I'm saying? So, hey, bro, I love media day for shit like that, you know? Like, did he and his wife break up because she requested? a better husband, you know, she wanted a more competitive husband. Or was it like, you, y'all were just sick of each other's shit a little bit. You took a little time apart and realized, oh, we're better together than we are apart. Like, that's what happens in, as you said, the real family. You don't go, you know, I'm sick of you talking about the, about not want to take the vaccine.

I really wanted a wife who was going to be on the court with me all 82 games. Hey, man, I don't know. If Rother was an anti-vaccine motherfucker, we might have to have that conversation, though. For real, dog. I don't think 41 versus 82 games would have come up during the conversation, but I feel you.

Not 42 games, but hey, we might have to think about some shit, dog. You feel me? If she's out here naked in the face in the middle of a raging pandemic, bro. Oh, no. I just love the idea of like, what's the marriage equivalent of winning a championship? You know, it's like it was so much

easier winning championships with the Warriors. I don't know if you're the right fit for me. What's the audience? You know what feels like you won a championship? When you come home and ain't nobody here? I remember my homie Adrian came home one day and was nobody there and he was celebrating like him up. This is when I was single. And I'm like, why you like bro? Like, nigga, that's me every day, right? Turn music up, lit the joint. You know what I'm saying? Hella happy. wife pulls up, you know, with the kid, like five minutes later, and he's like, I'm going to call you back, man. He didn't even stay on the phone.

I feel you, my boy. Well, you got that house yourself. That's like what are the tip. And you get it about every three, four years. I ain't had it yet, niggins. So I had it for like eight seconds once, and I was like, right? For the eight seconds, I was extremely excited.

I haven't had a full hour yet, though, right? Popping bottles. Right. that Andre, because that's all the nigga can forward right now. Somebody whooping these pockets ass, dog. I've got, and obviously, look, you know, I mean, obviously my favorite thing is spend the time with my family, but. And I'll throw that butt in there.

Sharr does take the kids now that the pandemic is mostly over. She takes the kids to San Francisco the first weekend in October every year for a music festival. They do a Golden Gate Park up there. So this weekend is they're leaving for San Francisco Friday morning. I got to work Friday and Saturday so I don't go. They're leaving Friday morning. They come back Monday night. I got four straight days.

What's going to be fire is that first day. Probably maybe the first two days. I like after like two days of being away, I'm not ready to cry, bro. Like, I want to go home. I just want to go home. So I'm super excited about the opportunity to have my own time and something. I'm excited about it ahead of time. And on Friday, Friday about 3 o'clock, I'll be like,

hey, put the kids on FaceTime. Right. This is a week. What my baby girl left? Fuck me. You know what I mean? All right. Let's do the other fun thing that happens at every NBA media day, which is everyone turns

into Weight Watchers, which is funny because they try and gauge it as like basketball analysis, but really it's just like, oh, the fat dude is skinnier. Zion looks great, though. He looks handsome. That motherfucker ain't, that motherfucker's belt, you know, by the body and face, nigga. You know what I'm saying? Look, you see them cheekbones and jaw long? I'm like, I ain't never seen that.

He looked like a grown, handsome man, dog. He, like, he lost 10 years. Because, you know, he had that old man face. They're like the mechanic face. He looked his age. He looked young and handsome, bro. Happy for that man. Happy for that man.

You know what I mean? Good for him. Yeah. Like, you know, we've had discussions before where I think that, especially with the young ins, I think there's way too much emphasis put on body types, right? Like, I mean, you take a look at the duo in New Orleans, for instance. Fucking, you know, Zion and B.I.

Both those guys had body weight issues With all the speculation B.I's too skinny. He needs to bulk up. Okay, he did it. Right, right, he was fucking 19. Okay, Zion's too chunky. He needs to slim down.

Okay, he did that. He was fucking 19 when he came into league too. 19 year olds have these fluctuations and body types. And I get the concern with Zion Because that, like, directly, you know, impacted him on an injury. But like I said, these are kids, man. These are kids and these are,

and they're going to, you know, they're going to go through these fluctuations and body type. And I think that it's just weird to, like, write them off because of that. He won't have to say lame shit talking to white girls anymore. He won't have to say lame shit talking to white girls on the phone no more. Maybe he can just be himself now. Just smile.

Just look good on camera, baby. That's all you got to do, you feel? You mentioned the old mechanic face. He definitely had the, and I'm the same way when I gain weight. I gained it in my cheeks first and then like, and then in my stomach and everywhere else. And he had that thing where he was smiling that you couldn't see his ears anymore from the front. You know what I mean? Like the cheeks just kind of like.

It's just like piling up some, you know, just like on the side of his head. Bro. That is a very interesting insight. I love it. I have never thought that in my life. But, yo. It's like when you pull the blinds open, you know, the vertical blinds. And it's just like, well, they can't disappear.

Like they're going to move over, but they do stack up over there, you know? No, that man, look, hey, good for him. I'm happy for him. He's looking good. Me too. up on the court too or probably so up on the court you know i mean he's really taking it you know i mean the thing about zion is like knees don't get better you know i mean like so you have to preserve them as much as possible you know and that's where he's had his issues or whatnot but um so i i i'm just

happy it seems like he's taking that seriously because i want to see zion play for 15 20 years you know i mean and at the way i think the way he was moving at you know as a as i mean a 19 year old or 20 year wasn't going to, you know, it didn't like he was leading that way. But no, I mean, you said to take it seriously. I'm happy for that. Happy about that. We have one other weight watchers. How much weight did James Harden say that he lost?

That motherfucker said he lost 100 pounds. Nigger. What you want? We won 60 now? Someone tweeted out. Someone tweeted out. He's talking about when he went to a London strip club. Ain't no way hell you lost 100 pounds, bro. He might have dropped up.

He might have dropped. 2025 around that, but ain't no damn hundred, bro. Come on, man. I mean, James wasn't, I mean, James had a little, you know what I'm saying, but he didn't have like, I don't think he was, he wasn't a porker, like a hundred pounds is a lot of weight to drop. You know what I mean? Porker?

Yeah, bro. Like, he wasn't a, you know. I only see that in like movies from the 50s. I didn't know people actually call me. Wait, wait, wait. I'm a traditionalist. No, I'm saying. But no.

I mean, a hundred pounds is like more than a third of his body weight. You know what I'm saying? That's ridiculous from the lie in that way. Yeah, that's how kids talk about things. You know what I mean? I'm like, I work for 100 years today. You know what I mean?

Like, that's not like, this is not adult speak. Let's talk about, hey, you know, we're big believers in realistic goal setting. I know when you guys were recording on SoundCloud. drunk, just the two of you. Your goal was to be one of the most listened to sports podcasts in the country, right? Absolutely.

We didn't give a fucking... We were just trying to make it through the pie, man. You were looking at that honeyjack, like, one day it's going to be you, me, and Colin Cowher. Right. Well, let's talk about the Atlanta Hawks did some... They did some goal setting.

I don't know if it was realistic goal setting. It's never good to, the public expectations goal setting. I hate it because it's a lose-lose for athletes. You can either be honest or you can be not caring enough for the fans or whatever. And so they ask these dudes, first of all, photograph with no flash on, which is not a great look. Not the appropriate way to photograph young black basketball players. They're fucking Polaroids. They took a Polaroid picture.

and then asked them to write their goal on it for the season. There's like a Blair Witch photo? I didn't see the shit. Like what it looked like? They look like shadows in that motherfucker. Basically, yeah. They look like the ghouls and ghosts. That's crazy as fuck.

So most of them wrote championship. And then Tyler, was it Clint Capella? Yeah. Clint Capella was like all defense, Eastern Conference finals. It was like four motherfuckers that said championship. And this is motherfucker. was realistic as hell. He's like, bro, I'm just out here trying to defend the picker roll

and put up a good fight against Yannis in the playoffs. I respect it. I respect it, for real. I can't even front. I think saying the Eastern Conference Finals in the East is like a reach. You feel me? That East is deep as fuck. He's not reaching as far as saying where Atlanta Hawks are winning the NBA championship this year.

But I'm saying like, that's a lie. What he did was reach. They lied. There is no fucking way on earth that is going to happy, bro. You feel me? All right. The other, the other topic, and I'm so sorry. I'm forgetting there's someone who loves our podcast who brought this up about the Celtics interim coach,

and I'm forgetting her name because I don't have Twitter up in front of me. But someone pointed out, Tyler, I think, pointed out first of all, that the Celtics coach was the rare. white name but not a white guy instance in the NBA, along with a Bernie Bickerstaff. Yes, the Bernie Bickerstaff phenomenon. I had no idea of Bernie Bickerstaff was black until I saw him. I thought that was an old Jewish man. I ain't going to lie to you.

And this dude, Joe Mazzula. He's a double Z Italian last name. Joe Mazzula. Yeah, you got to throw the T in front of the Z when you say the double Z in Italian. He's a Mazzula, right? Like super fucking Italian And bro looks like me And I was like God damn

What the fuck Yeah so that I was taking the back I did not expect that at all bro But anyway Someone responded and was like It's the it's the reverse Toriko Hey who's that white dude

That we listen to us kids That everybody was shocked He was white When we found out Oh What's this He said he's like I dude

We listen to, he's one of the dudes, one of the five people that your parents played when you was cleaning, dog. You know what I mean? Michael McDonald? No, not Michael McDonald. No, it's a white dude. I mean, that's why I do too, but it's not, it's not, he sound like a, it's like a black ass name. And he's seen like he black as fuck too. I forget his name, bro.

What the fuck is his name? It was like an R&B singer. I know you're talking about. Yeah, like it goes around on Twitter like every year that people rediscover that he is not. Black. You're talking about what you want to do for love, dude.

What's his name? Yeah, yeah. What you won't do? Yeah, what the fuck is his name? Man, write that shit in the motherfucking Googles. We act like we ain't got Google. We on a computer right now, nigga. Let me see.

What is that? Something, I forget. Anyway, that reminds me of that shit. That's all I had to say. What the fucking, what is that, what is you want to do for love? Bobby Caldwell. That's it.

Bobby Caldwell. Dude. dude how many Caldwells do you know that are white yeah never seen and in a Bobby bro Bobby Caldwell bro that's like a Negro league shortstop nigga he was cold as fuck you know I mean that's the equivalent of fucking Missoula or especially Bickerstaff he is probably the only black Bickerstaff his family might be the only black Biggerstaff I've never heard you know I'm saying that is so rare but anyway there's a bickers I was super shocked because there's a Bickerstaff family in Long Beach they're like big donors to the university

and they are not black. Of course not. Very much not black. They're translucent. They are no direct sunlight. They are an SPF 175 family. You know what I mean? God damn.

All right. Let's talk about the news was announced. I think while we were recording on Sunday that Rihanna will be the Super Bowl halftime show. I've been hearing it was going to be Taylor Swift. So I am thrilled to hear that it's going to be Rihanna. what did you guys think about this? How excited are you for that?

Yeah, that's, I mean, I'm a big fucking Rihanna fan. I think Ante is like a phenomenal album. I'm one of the people who I don't really, I'm not really clamoring for new music from Rihanna. I would love it if she gave us another album. But I feel like if Anteis, the note that she goes out on, that's a perfect career to me. Like, that's a, it's that phenomenal of an album to me.

And she's got like so many fucking hits, like 30 number ones or some outrageous shit. Like, like, everyone's like, is she going to drop? Does this mean some new materials coming? a new album coming? Probably not, right? Like, she's got a deep enough catalog

to where she can run off about, you know, 10, 12 of her hits and not give us any new shit. And the Super Bowl is in a place where you break out the new shit anyway. You know what I mean? So I've been seeing shit on Instagram about her, you know, pulling up in studios and shit like that.

Maybe she's just chilling for fun, fucking around, whatever. But I don't know. Maybe there's some new music. It's interesting. She hasn't performed in so long while all of a sudden. It wasn't like, you know, like she didn't have the opportunity

to perform in big stages like this. Why now? So I hope that comes with new music. I just, Antai was like, I, I,

I, the Rihanna before Antai was like, I'm killing shit on TRL. I'm going for the money. Anti was like, I'm making a music. I'm making an album that I like.

And it just happened and everybody else liked it as well. You know what I'm saying? But I mean, that was one of my, 2016, one of the best years of music that I've ever experienced.

Wasn't that 2016? Yes. And, And that was one of the top four, top five albums that year. You know what I'm saying for me? So, so yeah, bro, like I would, she doesn't have to. Like, that's a great note to go out on. But, you know, after that album, like, I would love to hear some more Rihanna shit, man.

I ain't going to lie to y'all. But much, much, you know, I'll actually watch that halftime. So I don't even fuck about Taylor Swift. I just, Tyler, you, you fuck with some Taylor Swift joints, though, right? She was cheap. I know you're against her barbecue takes with the vegan shit. You weren't a fan of what she was like. This is real barbecue.

It's a couple joints she got, like a couple of her singles that I got like, like, like shake it off and shit like that. But I'm not a, I'm not a Swifty by any, by any measure. You know, Tyler and I like Adele. No, there was another poppy white chick. The one that put Katie Perry. So it was Amigo's head. Katie Perry. Yeah.

She put the banana towards a Cuavo's head. Like, everybody's like, come on. Come on. Yeah, but, but yeah, Katie Perry. I tried to, you know, whenever someone hits. it's like that level of success. I always listen to their stuff. Like I like pop culture.

I like, I like knowing what people are talking about. You know what I mean? When they're making references and shit, I tried to listen to Taylor Swift. I just didn't really like get it. You know what I mean? I don't know.

I didn't really connect with it. Usually someone's that popular or they have fans that are that intense. I'm like, okay, it's not for me, but I see what they like or whatever. I just didn't like,

I don't know. I didn't seem that well written to me. And I feel like a lot of people really liked her songwriting and stuff. And it was just very like, bland. I don't know. This is an anti-country take. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, country got some shit, bro. You feel me? I went through a country music period, and I was listening to some of this stuff. There's some good, especially the, like, less commercial stuff is good. The old shit. The old shit is fire.

And then a lot of, like, the Spanish music got, like, has country vibes to it. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm a big fucking Chris Stapleton fan. I think he's got, he's got maybe perhaps the best male voice in all the music. That's Sharr's favorite.

That's charred's favorite guy. He is unbelievable. good, bro. But I want to necessarily say I'm a big Katie Perry fan. I was a big teenage dream album fan. I think that's a perfect fucking pop album, like literally perfect. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I understand

that. Shara and I were actually just talking about, we went to that show last weekend. We were talking about on the way home, who have we not seen live that we would really like to see live? And she said, she's like, Chris Stapleton is probably the only musician that I really love that we haven't seen live. That's still, you know, active or whatever.

And then we were talking about would you want to go to a Chris Stapleton show, though. You know what I mean? It was like, probably not. Might not be my type of people at that show. Maybe in L.A., but still, I don't know. You know what I mean? I don't know.

Probably not. Tal, those people that you haven't seen that you want to see. I know you usually catch most people that you fuck with. Yeah. Shit, me and wife, for sure hitting up that motherfucking renaissance to a, next summer. Okay, Michelle, that makes sense. That makes sense.

We got to make sure, we got to make sure we stay signed to the volume through next summer, you feel like that, that Renaissance tour is going to fucking tax you. That is going to be

some medieval England tax, bro. They're going to fife them tax your ass to go to that show. Right. And I'm always the guy who I don't need to see huge acts in conscience,

and it's not even me being a hipster. Like, oh, I like to ask before they blow up. It's I don't want the headache that comes with the arena show and the crowds. Coming in and all that. parking and coming out.

Yeah, I don't want, but I have one for sure. I will for sure put up with those headaches here perform this Renaissance album, because that album is fucking remarkable. That's your favorite album this year, isn't it? Yeah, for sure. That's my album of the year. No question. He's listened to that album.

You put your stats up. You listen to that album as much as you listened to all other albums combined. Right. I've been running that motherfucker into the dirt, boy. That shit is amazing, man. I agree with you. I would say the top of my list is actually probably Silk Sonic because all the all of the old people I know who've gone to see Silk Sonic have had a great

fucking time in Las Vegas seeing them at the fucking MGM or wherever they are with a little hotel not bringing the kids. I think it was our homie Trey, I know we all follow him, who is Tarico Hairline on Twitter. Yeah, yeah. He was like, he took his wife to Silk Sonic and he was like, whatever it costs. If you've been married for a minute, get your wife to the Silk Sonic show. Hey, sound advice. That motherfucker been married for a minute.

Right, right. Oh, man. Someone say him and his wife were trying to fill out a full fucking football team after that game. You know what I mean? Don't they have?

They got a number of them. He's got a brood over there for sure. Yeah, they got a brood indeed. But I think, like, for me, it's like Travis Scott and Cardi, Playboy Cardi. I want to see, like, this is energy. And I'm not going to be in no mosh pit.

I'm going to be in the balcony, baby. We're just going to look down on the youths losing their mind. I just want to see. to feel the energy of that shit. I just, I've heard so many good things like my little brother went to the, to the, uh, what Travis Scott joined. He was like, bro, John, I just never felt nothing like that before. And I know as a kid, it probably feels different, but I want to experience that. Also, Steve Lacey, bro. I just want to see that motherfucker, you know what I'm saying? His last

I mean, I'm just really, really interested in seeing Steve do his thing, you know what I'm saying, live and I heard he has it puts up, puts on a great show. So when he, when he comes out here, I think me, I think me and the short are going to pull up, you feel me, me and my, me and my, me and my wife, me and my wife and I. My wife and I. Yeah, my wife and I are going to put up. Reservations for two, me and my wife. Thanks. I'll be bringing my wife. My lady, my lady.

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But look, but look, when the, when the, listen, as a father, as a father, when the, like, Russell Wilson versus future shit comes up, I'm always on the Russell Wilson side of those type of arguments. You know what I mean? Be with someone who treats you well and loves you. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All that corny shit. And I, it's fulfilling, but I recognize it's not, not corny. But this motherfucker, Russell Wilson. This fucking guy.

he's gone too far and I think I h word this man I really do I cannot fucking stand his face I cannot stand the sound of his voice

and I cannot stand this fucking subway ad that he did talking about this spicy fucking rap that doesn't have any spice in it Tyler no no you show me

the ingredients and the spiciest thing on that motherfucker was like mustard or provolone god damn that shit wasn't spicy at all

And that fucking ad he did on his TikTok or whatever, that shit's weird as fuck, bro. Super fucking weird. But yeah, I'm by no means like a beacon of coolness myself either. You know what I mean? So I'm not the guy to, you know, act like I'm the fucking arbitrator of cool. But Russell Wilson, man. Like, even me as a not cool guy, you know,

I am comfortable saying that that motherfucker's corny, bro. But I want to talk about, you know, I'll listen to a pod with, you know, Bumani and Dominique Foxworth when they were discussing Russell Wilson and they were discussing how, you know, all his teammates, you know, drag that man's name through the dirt. Like, you haven't seen a single teammate like ever come out and support him. And they made the point that people, people, especially Russell's teammates, they don't hate him because he's corny.

Like, there's plenty of corny people who are well-liked. They hate Russell because he's phony. It's like nobody knows who Russell really is. You know what I mean? seen so many different versions of him, you know, every time he pops out. And we have really no grasp on who this dude is. What, so why phony? Like, like, why do you, I mean, because he's, he's been consistently this. He took a big turn. He took a big turn after the interception at the end of the Super Bowl when they're on the one yard line. They should have given it to

Marchion. And he threw an interception to the Patriots to lose that Super Bowl. We all remember that. His interview right after that game was a real person. turn where he went out and was adamantly, like his brain couldn't process that he lost. And he was adamantly like, this is what God wanted to happen because this is going to lead me, me to greater glory. Like, and it was, it was one of the weirdest interviews I've ever seen. It was clear that there was a type of honesty there, but it was an honesty about him being phony.

Right. And from that point, he's just been Mr. like, I don't know, even the way he talks about his family. he talks about his family like it's a fucking business venture or something it's just a very weird dude we have never heard this man say a negative thing not one and he's a quarterback right quarterbacks will flat out tell you we play like shit today we need to do better we have never gotten that from russell never like when the fucking when the seahawks beat the niners 11 to 10 he said that was championship football he said he said that was a heck of a game like this is the worst shit i've ever seen dog

This is not good football. This is the worst football ever. If he's always been this nigga, then why, how is he? Maybe he is that dude. You feel me? Bro, have you seen, no,

no, like there's times where he's, he seems real fucking, he seems blacker than, than he does at a time. Have you seen the fucking clip of him and his family going through suits that he should wear and shit?

No, no. He's black as hell in that clip. And then he does that subway shit where he's fucking calling up a mustard. These banana peppers are dangerous. Yeah, it's just, you can't get a read on that dude, man. Banana peppers are good, man.

Maybe not dangerous. They're not spicy. I'm a fan of banana peppers. No. All right. I'm glad we're on this. I almost feel like they don't fuck with them because, like, if you're corny to me

and you don't take yourself serious, then I'll fuck with you. But if you corny and take yourself serious, that's when it's like, bro, shut the fuck up. You know what I'm saying? Please, my nigger, like beat it.

You know what I mean? Like, get the fuck around me. So I think he just, I mean, he takes himself very seriously. Takes that corny shit very seriously. And it's like,

that's what, that's what, you know, probably would be awkwardly to be. He might take himself the most seriously of any person in the country.

Like, he takes himself so fucking seriously. And that's kind of annoying, period, bro. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you know, like Tyler said,

like, he's like a president of the United States or your president of country. Like, you know, like, it's just kind of weird playing football, you know, playing a sport. Even like us, like just commentating all this shit.

I can't take this shit seriously. You know what I mean? Right. Nor should you. It's all fucking funny games. Right. But it's what Tyler said. They won 11 to 10 in a game of which the opposing quarterback walked out of the back

of the end zone to give him two points. They want 11 to fucking 10. But in his brain, he's like, I just won a really critical game on national television. I got to go give that interview. And it's just like, dude, like, Russell. That's who he is. But even the weird, even like weirdos like Tom Brady and Aaron Rogers are going to get on TV and be like, I know it wasn't the prettiest game. But like, we're two and one.

And that's beautiful to me. Like, you know what I mean? Throw us a wink in that I take myself too seriously. Not a man, I tell you what, that was a heck of a football game. It was like, our eyes are bleeding, Russell. Worst shit. Do not see the blood. The worst nationally televised football game.

I've maybe ever seen in my life dog. It was like nine consecutive punts in this game, Russell, you're the quarterback. It was not a good football game, bro. It ended interestingly, so he's focusing on that. I'll throw this out there because I had heard this from, obviously won't reveal sources, but I heard this from a couple of people I knew in the Seahawks organization.

I've seen this start to go public. Russell Wilson is a dude who requested and at times has received his own shower, separate from the team you take himself too seriously bro that's different in the NFL that is a different kind of you know what I mean that's a different kind of a move so definitely takes himself too serious I mean

maybe maybe he's uncomfortable and maybe he's a little self-conscious maybe he's I ain't gonna put but brother speaking of uncomfortable you guys fucking really

ruined my day in the fucking group chat when you pointed out to me that Rachel Dolazzo has started a fucking only fan. Why did Twitter do this to any of us? Twitter is hell. I cannot.

I'm trying to find out the latest sports updates and here's fucking Rachel Dolazzo. I left Twitter for like one hour and came back and my timeline was ablaze with this white woman of colors fucking only fans account. What the fuck is wrong with Twitter, man? John, don't say anything you're about to say right now. I'll say this much.

She'd have fooled me, and I'll leave it at that. She'd have fooled me, buddy. I ain't going to lie to you. Ain't going to lie to you, my fuck. I'll just be... All I'll say is, I ain't mad at it. I ain't mad at it. All right. Speaking of very confusing and complicated racial dynamics, we had a great conversation on the last podcast about foods that are better when racist cooked them. And we got a lot of feedback. We got a lot of chatter out there about this topic. And a couple of people had some points that I felt we needed to revisit. Huge mistake for us to leave pizza off of this list. Huge mistake. I don't, I've never had, maybe have I had racist pizza? Have you had pizza? Have you had pizza?

in New York made by a white person. Yeah, you have absolutely. Yeah, I've had a racist reason. Yeah, yeah, yes. And was it not famously the best pizza, the pizza in New York made by white people? The best pizza that I've had was an S.F. Oh, at Tonys?

Yeah. Tony comes from Italy, my brother, and I have bad news for you about people who come from Italy. Aha. Aha. I hear you. We might have overlooked the Germans here who make the best sausages in the world, too. And we all know their reputation, so at that addendum there.

Are we like going to talk about this until we realize that? Is that the sausage that mate? Is that Polish to killbas? Is that the, those are the sausages? Yeah. Well, post-cabasa is Polish, which is Germanic. Yeah, yeah, that's what I figured. Yeah, yeah.

But it's German. Okay. I would not say that the Polish were a part of the German racism, though. I think that was more being in. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. But Germans, yeah.

I mean, sausage. I think maybe if we talk about it long enough, we realize that all, everyone's racist and that food tastes good. Maybe that's ultimately what this is. What is, what is German sausage? I've never,

I'm really, it's sausage. They invented sausage, basically. Isn't October fest a big deal in St. Louis? Oh, yeah. I mean,

uh, is it? I mean, my, bro, like, yeah, maybe, it probably is.

Links, sausages is generally. That's German. Mm-hmm. Sausage is. I'm a big sausage fan. That's what I'm more interested. I just don't know.

I want the racist sausage. That's what I mean. Bro. As suspect as that may sound. Brat worse and shit like that. That's German. Brought and shit. I've had definitely had a good brock.

My favorite food chain that I no longer have access to that might have been the most racist food chain was a sausage place called Jody Moronis. And they had every different kind of like the pizza place I told you about John NSF you were talking about where they have every different kind of oven so they can make every different kind of pizza. They had every kind of sausage of Jody Moronies. So you could go in and get

like a beer brought on like a roll with whatever on it. You could go in and get a spicy Italian sausage sandwich. It was like any different. So they had in Long Beach State and when I had scrounged up enough money, that would be fucking lunch instead of the 99 cent spicy chicken sandwich from Carl's Jr. was Jody Moronies. But like, but the name of the chain was Jody Moroni. So I know it was a racist somewhere back there. I think the best sausage I ever had was, yeah, right. I think the best sausage I ever had was probably Budan in New Orleans.

You know what I'm saying? Like, they put that in like gumbo and shit like that. That shit was fire. Also, what was that other role we had? It was like rice and all that shit. Do you remember what that was called? I did not. And when we was out there in New Orleans, it was something else.

But anyway, I don't know. The other thing someone pointed out was maybe it's not just racist. Maybe it's like bigotry and hatred in general because Chick-fil-A crazy crazy and Shar and I have

discussed that at length like we got a lot of gay friends and everything and I just like I donate if you want me to donate money to offset this like the carbon credits that the fucking oil companies do or whatever I'll do whatever you want me to do

but I am getting the chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A it is going to happen I don't know if we talked about this the reason Chick-fil-A is good because like there's not a bunch of different you know ingredients that go into

the Chick-fil-A sandwich so you know exactly what you're going to get. So I don't know if it's really as good as we think it is or it's just consistent. The minimum that like the worst sandwich is really close to the best because there's only like pickles. You know what I'm saying? On the sandwich.

Peanut oil, bro, that's the motherfucker. You said what? Cheapult. They're like the only fast food franchise I use is peanut oil. That's why I taste so unique does. But also I fuck with like the crispy chicken sandwich, the spicy chicken sandwich what's it called

Wendy's and that shit went crazy because it wasn't a whole bunch of shit the thing with Popeye's is you don't know what you're going to get. It depends on the mood or the motherfucker making your sandwich, you know what I'm saying? Mood don't matter when you make it a chick-fil-A sandwich when it's just bread, chicken, and fucking pickles.

You know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? So like regardless of who's making it, it's always going to hit a minimum. You know what I'm saying? is their worst sandwich is still pretty good because it's not a bunch of ingredients

bro their dipping sauce is for nuggets and their sandwich too like I dip if I'm getting a fucking you know sandwich combo I'm like yeah I need some Polynesian

sauce with that motherfucker too because I'm tipping that bitch every bite after that that Polynesian that Polynesian that Polynesian oh it's so fucking is it

and they got the best sauce soup man racism is doing numbers when it comes to food bro you know what I'm saying good job racism All right, before we get out of here,

we got to do our weekly House of Dragons run down. The time skip. What did you think, gentlemen? I cannot believe that Sir Cole is still a bitter bitch 10 years later. I cannot believe that Allison is still minding that woman's pussy 10 years later. It was just a whole lot of hateing going on that I thought would have been absolved. over time with 10 years like fucking Sir Cole, bro,

you still mad because she ain't want to come to the fucking countryside to eat cinnamon's and oranges with you. Like hanging up, dog. Orange is cinnamon, dog. Like, you wanted that woman you wanted that woman to abandon a life of luxury

as a princess to eat a candle scent with you, dog. Like, you know what I'm saying? The nerve of that motherfucker. I can't believe the 180 he is taking as a character where he was like, oh, the stand-up guy who's willing to fucking die for an air and now he's a bitch. I can't stand him.

Like, he's probably my least like character so far. And we had a motherfucker who burned his whole family up this episode. And he's way worse than layers to me, bro. He didn't want his family to burn. He was setting him, he's setting his son up for the elder. But yeah, but I think the thing

that you don't like is that old boy's a bitch. That's the problem. You can be evil or, but just don't be a fuck nigga. You being a fuck nigga, bro. You know what I'm saying? Over some silly shit. You feel me? And I think that's the issue. But also talk about like luxury. Did you see that big ass rat in the king's crib? Like that's his own like dog. That motherfucker- So imagine what the shit looks like he wanted her to go on them. Right, right. So that orange

is cinnamon shit, bro. Like wherever she was going would have been literal hell to us. Okay. They have fucking rats walking across the mantle in the king's fucking layer. You know what I mean? What the fuck? Come on, bro. Of course she didn't want to go do that shit with you. But I wish they would have, they made the queen. They just made her look older, right? They, they docked her up.

And they got a whole. That's a different actress? Yeah. Oh, the queen looked like the same one, but she looked just like they put some old, old makeup on her. That's the different actors? Yeah. Oh, wow.

Because I said, why did they do that with the queens, with the princess too? But yeah. Damn, they look the exact same. That's why I don't mean knowing who the fuck their names are. The white woman face syndrome. White woman face syndrome, bro. You feel me? Damn.

Got that Sharr is a chronic sufferer, too, of what she calls white face blindness. It's just like a... And this ain't racism. This is reparations. We just getting y'all back from all that other shit y'all was saying about us. We're just telling the truth. These are micro reparations as the homegirls. Microreperations.

as well I want to echo Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe I want to echo Tyler's comments

and I want to try and do a Tyler face an expression if I can to signify that I'm

saying this word in all caps that Sir Cole is a bitch I cannot stand this

fucking man bro you be hey look be a bitch be bitter that you know you didn't

want to be her whah So, you know, someone else slid into the hoar slot on the fucking stable. But like, with the kids, bro, that was the thing to me. Like, just as a dad, I was like, Shar was making fun of me because I woke up on Monday, I woke up the next morning and I was like, I got to go to the gym because I need to fight something.

I still need to fight something. The way he treated those kids, bro, and it's like, those are the kids of the woman that you allegedly loved enough to want to get her to eat oranges and cinnamon with you as a homeless person for the rest of your life. And you're sicking these grown-up, ugly-ass kids on those little kids. You know what I mean? Like, fuck you, bro. I seriously, I had like, you know when you were a kid and you had that pent up,

like, I could just tell I'm going to get in a fight in the next couple days. I had to go to the gym and work that shit out. I was so angry at that man, bro. Yeah, that was some foul shit. He really wanted a fucking seven-year-old to get the shit beat out of him because his mom, you know, didn't want to fucking run off of him 10 years ago. That was some foul shit. Like I said,

homie who burned this old family up, like that's par for the game of game. You know what I mean? Right? You're doing that. That's Game of Thrones. That's part for the course of Game of Thrones. But being a bitch,

it's never okay. Yeah, you made a move to get in closer with the crown. That's how that show works. I get it. But being a bitch for just for no other reason than being a bitch, I cannot condone that. No, no.

And him getting his ass beat after that, I didn't realize how much I hated him or despised him immediately in that episode when he was getting his ass whooped and I felt so satisfied by him getting fucking worked in front of everybody. You feel what I'm saying?

I liked him but I wasn't satisfied. You said what? I liked it but I wasn't satisfied and that's when I knew how much I hated him because I was turning my shoulders as he was getting punched. You were throwing the punches, you know what I'm saying?

But no, and we also see that the queen's kids is weak as fuck because that little seven-year-old has some shit for that. man you feel me he has it for that 17 year old or whatever the fuck so I'm ready to see him

who just wants to jerk off from the fucking balcony like that motherfucker doesn't want to be the king like what was shit when she was in there like you are you are the challenger of the throne he's like she just wants to be a rich kid bro

he just wants to be a vibes bro yeah you know what I'm saying I can't wait till he drink that that poisonous liquid or whatever but I wanted to see him go out bad too I hate his ass too and he only been in that motherfucker about 14 seconds

and I'm already ready to see his indie You know what I'm saying? It's the demise. That little 12-year-old motherfucker. When it showed him, you know what I said? Get him to fuck out of here, bro. But that's how we feel with this game with throws, bro. We saw somebody stabbed in the baby.

After that, bro, we, we know. It's about time anyway. They should have been out of here, you feel me? Fuck you mean. The other thing, Tyler, you know, there's a lot of conversation about Allison being like the real villain of the show or whatever. I definitely appreciated some of your comments on that.

That it's just like, just let your fucking friend fuck who she was like, why do you give a fuck? Like I got her dad, got her dad, you know what I'm saying? Boot it. I think she hot about that. But also, bro, like, your dad served you up. You know what I'm saying? For power, bro. He was, he was weak as hell too.

You know what I'm saying? So like, oh, you mad over that. You know, you tripping. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, she's basically mad because Renere out here fucking whoever she wants. You could do that too. Who the fucking stop in you?

You don't say you don't need to be a player hey to be a congratulator. And she is doing that. It looks like she's fucking lairous. You know what I mean? It looks like she's fucking lairous or at least like, you know, she's headed in that direction. There's tension there. I don't know if it's happened yet. It might.

But yeah, like I tweet out, Allison is you remember in like elementary school when the teacher would leave the room and she would tell someone to write the names of whoever talked and she would like pick your friend to do it. And you're like, oh, I'm in the clear. I can just chat it up. Right, right, right. Fatty time. Right, right.

We good. Then the teacher comes back and your friend snitches on you. Like, that's who Allison is, bro. Allison is bad friends, too, though. I got to square off after that too. Like, bro, y'all thought you were a dick. Oh, we got to fight about this. I'm going to fuck with you at recess afterwards, but we got to fight first.

But no, man, like that shit, like that's just weird, bro. Like this, this anti-thought, you know what I'm saying? You know, position she's taken, dog. No, you could thought too, baby. Take advantage. Got that old-ass nigger. Fuck. You know, you know.

You make you make it a bad decision. You know what I'm saying? Being, being, you know, faithful to that motherfucking ghoul that you got to look at every morning. You just mad, dog. You know what I'm saying? Go ahead. That man has just, by real one real quick.

You know what I'm saying? You just, hey. He just, like, coughs too hard and has parts of his body falling off, bro. He passed out. I need him to die, bro. He passed out in the one. I thought he was gone. And then you bring his ass back with three strings of hair.

Get this fucking. He got the little, Look at the little Wayne. Get this zombie you fuck out of my face. Please? Oh, yeah, motherfucker. Crazy.

Crazy. The only thing Sharr pointed out about Allison that I'll throw out there because I think it's an interesting argument was she feels like Allison didn't fully, doesn't fully care about the king about like who's on the throne or whatever

but that her dad successfully convinced her hey, if her kid ends up on, if she ends up on the throne, your kids are dead. Like, your kids are dead at the fuck out. And so that she's acting from a, like, her speech to Egon was like truly acting from a place of self-preservation for her kids. Like, you need to take this shit serious because you're either going to be the king or you're going to get executed. Like, it's one or the other. You're not going to get to be a rich kid in this fucking castle.

But Renira gave her the option. But like marrying off the, you know, the kids and all that shit. Like, so like, yo, we family. She couldn't like, you know what I'm saying? that kind of like took that She bought into the honor shit Right right All that bullshit

Yeah No I'm saying I'm saying but I'm saying But Rennera gave her the option When she was like Yo let's marry our kid Mary whatever the fuck That she really is looking at

Reneara's kids like They're bastards Like your kid wasn't just jerking In a fucking window You know what I'm saying You know what I'm saying That fucking clown bro Like dog

But her her and Cole are united In the anti-hole Anti-Bastard coalition I couldn't believe that man said the C word bro bro bro I want to say hey I was like bro and also like what was it the when he beat all in the I just I just saw the last episode too

him beating homie like to a like two or his face didn't exist anymore like what was that about I'm I could get to get a chance to talk to y'all about like what was like because he's because he said we got to keep a secret. Did he not want that dude to know his secret or something? Yeah, I think he, he, I think, I think he was angry as fuck that Reneer didn't want him and he dressed.

And he also knew that he couldn't have, you know, the secrets about her get out. I think he was doing his duty of protecting, you know, the fucking secrets there. But also he was just angry as fuck about being, you know, shot down. So he wanted to take it out on that man's face. And he did. He met him. He fucked him up. He's fucking a bad, bro.

Bro, the face, the, the bone structure on that one side was gone. You feel me? Like, he was popping around and shit. Bro, it was just meat on that side. I'm like, I was surprised they showed it because here it seems like they don't show the gore as much. Like, instead of showing the fight, they cut it and just showed them dragging the crab dude out the fucking cave and shit. You know what I mean? I was surprised they showed that.

I was like, damn, that was anyway. All right. On that note, I believe that's all the time. we have for Jenkins and Joan this week. What you're talking about hamburger meat by the face? You know what I mean? It's time to go ahead and sign out. Right, right, right, right.

All right, I hope everyone has a good rest of the week and weekend. We'll see you all on Monday. Bye. Bye.